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3:08so subway coded. Question. When you drink a water bottle, do you put your lip in it or do you put your whole mouth over it? It's a really boring question because I know because I recently changed up how I do it. I'm a sucker. Yeah. I'm not I'm a sucker. Yeah. And I don't mean that in a section of way at all. It doesn't mean I'm scientific. This is scientific. I like the water to hit my teeth and then I suck it in. Okay, so I used to be I used to put my lip inside and drink like a normal person. Yeah, but that takes focus. Well, it does. Now I put my whole mouth on it and I squeeze the bottle so that the water just pours into my mouth and I don't have to even suck. It's harder with your bottle. You're literally like that kid who like is playing soccer and like just was running around like didn't even touch the ball and then goes over to the sideline and it's like I need some water and there's like and I like puke. Yeah. One time I was on a softball

4:13team for like four weeks and I quit because I was disgusting, but also I hit my own nose on like one of the bars like like on the fence. Oh, like I just like hurt myself doing nothing and not playing in the game like just like sitting on the bench like I hurt myself and I remember going up to my mom being like this is dumbest thing ever. I'm not doing it anymore. Well, I love your boundaries. Can I just call you out for a second? We're at the serious XM building, which is huge. Huge. This is not our particular studio because we're getting our vibes. We're like picking out rug colors. Like we're doing samples this weekend, but this is going to be the vibe. I'm a little resided and I'm like I can't be late for the first ever recording. So I decide to take the subway because look you can't can't go wrong with the subway. I mean you can. Well, okay, I'm be honest. I did walk into the wrong subway. And I was just confusing. It was going downtown. There's nothing like part of my process with the subway. When you're on one side and you're like I got to be on the other side. Also, I'm like why don't we say uptown or downtown? Why do I have to guess?

5:15But I digress. This is niche New York problems. But I get here and Grace and I first I'm like I love being before page like it's my favorite thing. Yeah. Because it's once in blue moon. Who came up with that? That's blue. What's anyway? A blue moon is rare. You with your turtle neck saying I'm blue and you don't know the pieces of the moon. I got a little to talk to you about. You want to talk about Nimbus clouds? Yeah, I can. Sorry, why am I sitting like? I'm a different person. Now I'm serious. Because you're serious anywhere in your turtle neck and you look like you're judging me. I'm wearing a Daphne turtle back because they're so freaking comfy. Plug it. And then I just I have my little friend shoes on. So you like your outfit? You're happy to be here. I love my outfit. I'm happy to be here. So we're waiting outside and I'm like I can't wait to rub it in her little face that I've been waiting for her. I love doing little snarky comment when she comes like oh look who decide to show up. Look who decide to roll in. So you're not answering and it looks I have your location now.

6:20And like it looks like you're like around us. And you're just not answering. Circling. Waiting 10 minutes. Yeah. Finally she just responds with a text message in the elevator. How did you break into this highly secure building? Because we were waiting with the serious exon people who were like there's a process you have to check in all this stuff. I go somehow pages are ready there. Do you know that this is the building that they film Devil Wears Prado and Miranda Priestly walks into the elevator and everyone gets out? So when I walk into this building there's other things in this building too. When I walk into this building I go Miranda mode. I know exactly what you do. I have my ID ready. I go through. We'll also wear new employees. So I met other employees of Sirius on the sales team. So I'm chatting with them. We're getting in the same elevator. I'm cosplaying. Wait you love the first day of school. That's what I feel. I came up with this outfit right before. How long have you had this plan?

7:22Last night when I went to bed I was thinking about it. Like what am I going to wear? And it's getting chilly. It's truly fall in New York. And guys we partied last night. No we partied. Also wait before we get into last night. Yeah. When I was on my way here it was such a good omen because also it's like morning time. It's like early right now. It's 930 but it's about to be 10 any second. You know how like sometimes like when it's like a busy street or like especially during rush hour traffic there will be just cops like parked and like traffic cops who'd also like other cops whatever. I'm like a bunch of cars behind and I know that there's like congestion up there but I can't see what it is. I love when you say congestion. Conjoustren. And the cop comes over his radio like he's in his car but he's trying to like get people to go the way whatever. I don't know whatever. He's in his car and he just goes way to fuck it up for everyone. Good job. And in my heart I'm like thank you. I love this goddamn place. I love the city.

8:27I love all these people. Thank you for somebody said it. Like one cop in the south needs to say that and I think they'd find unity down there. I think one person needs to be real. Pass the Mason Dixon. That's like on the subway when they're like if someone else puts their hand in the closing door I'm gonna freak the fuck out and everyone's like hallelujah. Yeah. Thank you. There's nothing better than one collectively you're annoyed by someone and someone volunteers as tribute to tell that person. Everyone here hates you. That's my favorite story. When it's not my favorite story of all time but you know you ever like someone starts doing construction at like midnight and you're like that's definitely legal. Well New York City. I don't think it is in New York City. They like do it. There's some weird ass rules. I just know that someone was like traveling at like midnight and you just had to wait like 10 seconds and someone was like shut the fuck up. I'm like thank you. That's how we help. It's community. Like someone that's

9:28a person. It's guys and you feel like they care about your sanity. There's no thing more unified than hating the same person. And in when it's a person causing a strife between everyone it's just it's a common New York City. Love letter. The city in the fall. Okay let's talk about last time because it was such a journey. It was a journey. So next week shit's going down. And it's actually like what's there's like announcements and stuff. And it actually annoys me because I'm really about it lying and keeping secrets. So this whole podcast I don't know what to talk about because I'm just like don't say it don't say it don't say it but that's all you can think about. But I haven't thought about it once. Look you have other stuff going on. But I'm just really excited for next week. So just let me guys know this. We're going to surprise you with some stuff. But last night was the serious up front. How did you describe an upfront for someone who's not familiar? Because I

10:29wasn't an upfront is basically like I think of it in terms of TV. Every TV network has an upfront and it's basically like every advertiser that pays for ads on that network goes to the upfronts to see if they want to give money to that network again. And it's very formal and it's like 600 executives. Yeah. Long time and everyone just introducing themselves. It's very for three hours. So they were like you guys could do whatever you want for four minutes. And I said that's actually my prime amount of time. I'm in all doses. That is my small dose perfection. So page and I made a fake PowerPoint. And it was a very real PowerPoint. It was we we did a great job. We did a phenomenal job. I put my hands in like a triangle like they do on Shark Tank. I joined the Illuminati after you try to sell them the new iPhone. I said she flips but hamburger style. They go hey you're supposed to choose Giggler's card and you just talked about fake iPhone flip

11:30phone. I think Apple was there. You know, you're like we don't claim her. So that was actually so fun. Also, we loved our outfits. We loved our outfits. And one person that we saw it's also like it's funny because you don't know people but you're all at the same event. So it's like hey, like I know you and one of those people was Conan O'Brien. Who I'm 10 toes down for. So Conan O'Brien came to me and came to him. I was like 6, 10 red hair. But we walk into the room and like my immediate thing is like I don't want to bother Conan. Yeah, I'm not bothering him. Conan is busy. You know, he rode on the Simpsons. Yeah, like he's been doing comedy from day one. I'm annoying him with my bull shit. I don't want to ruin his vibe with my vibe. But he sees us, he scurries up to us and immediately just starts doing bits. We start yes, I ending with the Conan. Yeah, we're riffing. We're riffing, having so much fun. Once I bring up your outfit to you,

12:34just know I like you. Like if I don't like you, I'm not bringing up so she complimented his leather jacket. Leather jacket. And then he had a whole bit about it, bit about it. And you love a bit about clothes. Like this is my kind of comedy. Yeah. And I remember like someone had to take us to like meet someone else. And they were like, we're so sorry. We pulled, you pulled we pulled your way from Conan. I remember being like, that was, it was literally about to, we were running on material. We were running out of things to talk about. That is the worst feeling when you're at an event. You're like, okay, but I can't walk away. No. Like what do you say? You have to pray that it naturally like he gets spun around because someone else is trying to talk to him or like someone comes up to you. It's a very, it's a dance. We had, it's a tango. It's a tango. We were pulled away. Thank God at our, at our height. Like we had good momentum with him. And then we were with our parents. A tear could come from my eye. My dad woke up this morning and he goes,

13:38I just want to let you know, I don't have fun that much. And that was so much fun. I had a great time. We said, I'm not a big fan of fun. I don't have to fun very often. Yeah, because his natural like response to truly anything I say is, who gives a shit? You know, that's like his default response when you're talking to my dad. It's like, who gives a shit? Which is so nice to have around because you're getting your head. And then to have Gary just be like, who gives a flying fuck? Yeah, the key isn't know about things because he's at work. Yeah, he know like he's working. Yes, we got to the table for dinner and we sat. No one spoke on where we were who was sitting where and we sat perfectly. Me and you sat across from each other. Our mom sat across from each other. And we weren't sitting next to our dads because I'm going to know about you when I sit directly next to my dad. We recap it. He's like poking me. We're like, we need my mom to move between us. I'm always to my mom's left. Like I must. Yeah, like I'm not sitting next to my mom.

14:42If you're sitting next to your dad, like you're not, who's protecting you? Like that's chaos. But you, we get to this restaurant in Midtown and see her say, some stuff was downtown. We were first being being really fancy last night and the moment I knew we were being really fancy last night was right when we walked in and I thought, Heather Dubrow. I go, yeah, we're fancy. Like that that couldn't have made me feel better. This is the New York City name drop-up episode. But like it was New York is such a small place. Also it was a Tuesday night. Like Heather Dubrow just like popping in there. Heather Dubrow, by the way, there's something about meeting a bravo celebrity. I can't explain it. It's like you've been through NOM. Yes. And you see them like later in their life just at a supermarket and you're like, do you remember NOM? And she's like, I've been there, but she goes, I just shot my reunion and we were like, you've been shot. How are you? How are you walking right now? You want to know why I love her so much?

15:48Earlier in that night, remember I looked at you and I was like, why was I worried about my outfit? Everyone else should have been more worried about their outfits. This is a corporate event. So, Paige went to the corporate event and she goes, didn't know one good dress for the little one. She goes, I'm wearing you say a little walk. And so then when we saw Heather Dubrow, we were talking about something for outfits and she goes, do you want to see what everyone more? And I go, yeah. And then in my head, I said to her, I go, why would you ever worry about your outfit? And she goes, oh, I don't. But it's funny because we walk in this corporate event and I'm stressed about like the PowerPoint working and the clicker and like making sure that what I'm and Paige is like, oh, I might she's my running off my circuit. No, but you were like my outfits so good. My outfit is a teen. So we meet Heather Dubrow. She's so sweet. So, oh, I love so sweet. She goes back to her family. And we were also sat in a craze while we were waiting for our table.

16:49Sat like right where the door is. I feel like the host of the restaurant. Yeah, like people were coming in and we're like, hey, I was like, thank you so much for making your reservation. So I need water or take out drinks. They'll help you in the front. From actual general manager was like, stop. You're at a party. And yeah, you just turn into the host, even though you're not the host, but you're like, no, how to help out. And you're like, bathroom is here. People put in the clothes there. Everyone has one friend that pretended to be the bouncer at a club. And was looking at people's ideas. Yeah, I think it's like the last word. So that was me last night at this fancy event. So then we look at Kona Brian, Wuxen. Yeah. Who we had just had a bit with. We just had a bit with. So now I'm realizing this man, we randomly picked the same restaurant in all of New York City. Yeah. And then he walks in and we're like, oh, and the bid is back, baby. I knew. I knew that was the place to go after that event. I mean, you're just so tasteful and cool. I felt really tasteful. And that's why I have you in my phone. So we're sitting at our table. We're still doing bits with

17:51Kona Nobri and then we're like, we can't see his table from our table. But mean Hannah, look at each other. And we're like, we have to send the table something. Yeah. But then I've panicked because I was like, it's a good idea and theory. It's like when you get someone to give, but then it's not the right gift. And then you look worse. Right. So I was like, what a fancy like cool people. And we were like, we'll just send them around or drinks. But then we were like, it's 2026, not everyone drinks. And you don't want to be like someone so rude because that happens because like, does this over? I can't tell you the amount of times people come to our table and get us a huge drink and doesn't. I are like, oh. So I said, oh, pigs in a blanket on the menu. Perfect. Nobody hates nobody's against pigs in a blanket. Nobody sees a pig in a blanket and doesn't go. Yeah, oh, pig in a blanket. Pig in a blanket. Let's present him pigs in a blanket to his table. Because he wasn't giving vegan. He doesn't give vegetarian. He doesn't give vegetarian. Even though he's from LA. And then he sent back the waitress came over and said, Conan would like to pay for your guys dessert. Which we love.

18:56Yeah, we do love. And then he came and then he came over to say goodbye to us. It was so kind. So like we take back all the things we said about men in comedy. You can tell me you guys are doing good. Of a certain age of a certain age. Yeah. Once they get a little tired and they're just us to run slows down a bit. I love them. Oh, my let's key key. Obsessed with our king. There is nothing I love more than a tired man. Oh, yeah, because he's already won like the Mark Twain award. Like he's already done it all. Mark Twain. Yeah. At 9.30 a.m. Oh. Gone to my head. Someone said, what's the Mark Twain or Twain award? I have no idea. It's like a it's a it's a niche like comedy award. Like a writing award. Um, it's the kind of award that you hear and you go, I don't know what it's for, but it sounds like wow. That's impressive. Yeah, Mark Twain. The Walt Whitman. Like that's the kind of shit like we've never been in those conversations before. The Michelangelo. Okay, I have a problem where I keep telling myself I need to

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25:09Wait, can we talk about dancing at the stars? The one night that we are running around the city and I have hailey text me updates just because like it's the first one I didn't watch. I knew that was a fuck-ass show. Let me page. The voting system is not rigged. I don't know if it's rigged even though it is weird that they're like we're not going to tell you the algorithm or how we did it. Yeah. And we're not going to tell you who's actually in the bottom three. The problem with it is there's too many variables. Everyone does a different dance. So it's like you're not even rated on the same dances. Everyone has a different pro who all has different levels of popularity. And everyone hates women. And everyone hates women. So we're fighting that. I don't watch the other dancers. So I'm completely unbiased. You don't know anyone else. But just by the looks, I know my girl was better than who was in the bottom with her. And people are very upset because okay every season there's a Guillermo type. Like Andy Richter was the previous one. It's basically

26:12like an older man that like gets infantilized. Yes. And everyone's like he can walk like this is amazing. And they're very funny. These guys they are funny. But at the end of the day, Sarah is improving every week which is what you should be judged for. So the fact that the Guillermo is still in it, people are very upset but you guys have to understand this is a dancing with the stars thing that happens every year. That that like funny guy makes it farther than they technically should. And I love when life imitates art. No, truly. No, truly because then what's the point of the show? But then Jada de Lolentes. De Lolentes. She got she got voted off first. She got voted off for first or second. Whatever. And she's older than Guillermo. But everyone's like we're not a fucking dance Jada. Yeah. Everyone's like what the fuck was that pirouette? Yeah. And but so Guillermo's and I take it is not good at dancing. No, I mean he's trying his best but like like at this point in the competition. We should be further. It's way more intense. I mean I think

27:18Guillermo like Guillermo is getting better. Yeah. But it's just like not at the rate Sierra was getting better. What I've learned from dancing with the stars is that when you're like in the middle which is where Sierra was, people will vote for people who they think are at the bottom more. So there could have been a lot of people that just assumed Sierra was safe. Because like she wasn't at the bottom. But okay and you want to know what if I'm a producer on that show? I'm like hey maybe we keep the really hot girl. No, truly. Like I don't know. Maybe the this is what the fans want to see. A Georgina girl with a space bun and a diamond part. Like yeah. I'm keeping her on the show. She's giving outfit. She's giving like she's giving costumes. But she's giving personality. She's giving lore. She's giving. She's giving background stories. Yes. She was a wizard last night. Like hello. But in my heart of hearts, she were so fucking proud of her. Like regardless of what she did

28:21where she ends up for a second, whatever. It's like she did fucking amazing. Yeah. And she was only getting better. But now I hope she does go on bedrass. No, I know. My girl is sleep. People don't realize. I think since the shit went down, I don't think she's had a minute. Had a day off. No, she has a. She was in Fiji babe. And you know Fiji is not for the week. Not for the week or low heart rated what she went from Fiji right to the studio. She went from Fiji to the Hamptons to my studio. Yeah. No, no, she needs a rest. She needs a rest. She needs like a cat sanctuary week. Can I say something that I've thought about intensely for the past hour? Yeah. I think you should get bangs. Like a Daisy Edgar Jones bang. Was it because I have a big round forehead? No. No. No, do you have a big round forehead or no to bangs because I know to I don't think that you

29:25have a big round forehead. No, I had a big round forehead. You know, tell me your mom, my Nana. She says she goes one time. I love how round your forehead is. It's so beautifully round. And I was like, I'm gonna off my stomach. When you look in the mirror, you don't know a shabier forehead. So I turn my forehead. I said, oh, that's almost like the time that someone broke up with you on like Christmas Eve and your Nana looked at you and goes, he doesn't have a job. Why are you upset? Jobless. Hey, you just brought up the most painful time in my life. She was remembered. Do you remember? One time I had bangs and then I grew them out. And I was like, oh, I don't know if I should like recut bangs. And my mom goes, well, I don't know who told you you can have bangs. You have that disorder bow forehead. I go. I go, mom, I'm seven. What does the serve of forehead mean? I don't know. I was too to stop. Not to brag, but I have my cowlick. And it's hard enough for me to like get this to look

30:27straight just having like a middle part. So I feel like bangs could be chaotic. I mean, look, let's show the YouTube. Well, I just, I think it's gorgeous. I think it's stunning. I think it's not a bang like a straight like new girl. What's her name? Zoe des Chanel bang. It's a Daisy Edgar Joan half a curtain bang. I love how you made her singular Daisy Edgar Joan. It's almost like here. There's no bang on the side. There's bang. I don't like being cute. Okay. But when people see me, they think, they think, they think sex got it. You know, I don't like bangs is like, no, that's not true. I'm like, Priantry, look at Dakota Johnson. I feel like she gives sex symbol. You're so right about that, but she almost needs the bangs because she's so sexy. It makes her like a little relatable. It makes her be able to get casted in comedy. You're so fucking right. I don't know. I think you're

31:30saying I'll be cast in a comedy. I just think you should think about it. Your hair also does it grow fast. Yeah. Bangs are gone in two months. What about just like a face-frame layer that's short at first? Like a face-frame layer that starts at my temple. Is that a bang? That's a curtain bang. I love how fast you can say face-frame-y. What was a frame layer? Face-frame layer. Because it took my vis line out. I'm fucking crazy right now. Actually, I feel like I'm having a stroke face-frame layer. Do you only first take your vis line out and you forget how your teeth are tongue works? Also, don't you feel like when you first take your retainer out, you're like, I'm a Samarica? No, I'm like, look at this. I'm like, no one's teeth have ever been straighter than my teeth. I'm like, is this too shiny? Am I like reflecting too hard? Can we talk about like how Kim tried to roofie my dad? No, our parents were drunk last night. My dad goes, you know, I've never had a martini before. Kim to storebougas. Well, we're about to have a fun night. But she wasn't even, she was just like, I like it extra dirty. My mom had two dirty

32:35martinis last night. I'd be on the floor and then my dad, Loki, was like making fun of me. He goes, oh, we're going to get another diet coke. Hey, what's funny is, we got fully bullied by parents because Paige and I didn't drink. Which funny, we're just not drinkers right now, right? I had to wake up early like I was like, sorry. You're so much the worst of all in the high-end family. You fucking party animals. Like we, but I won't put a 1030. Me and you look at each other and we had the best night, but you know when you start hitting a wall. We got to get this. You were like, do you want to just call over? No, we want more drink and they would have kicked us out. Well, my dad doesn't drink. Yeah, he drinks like a light, but he also doesn't know about drinking. So like he'll drink a my tie. Like he doesn't know what's going on. So then he's like, okay, well, Kim can drink it. I can drink it. Kim can drink. Kim's a tank. A tank. She can drink. She didn't flinch. Kim got smore sober. She got more intellectual. She was,

33:39she was like she can drink way more than my dad. My dad, I know when my dad is on his second drink, Kim could be on her fifth. I have no idea. I'm obsessed with her. Yeah, it's crazy. She's small lady. I don't know why how she has that tolerance. My dad's stuffing shrimp in his face. My dad chugging martinis. Also, let me just say my dad has gout. The number one rule of gout is do not eat shrimp. The only rule. So then I'm watching. I'm like, this could be the last night I have with my father. On that one point goes, and I'm not in charge of what you eat anymore. I think I've got your whole book. She was having a liberating experience. Yeah, she was like, if he goes, he goes. If he dies. Charge anyone. But also the thing, chat out to my dad, like, you live one life, Yolo. If he's, if you're gonna go, do it eating a shrimp cocktail. Totally. But I love how the doctor was like one rule. Just try not to eat shrimp cocktail. No seafood. No alcohol. I'll get another round. It's almost like, that's his

34:46way of being naughty. For a bell. Yeah. That's, that was us, our craziest night out. You, my dad, had fun. I didn't tell you what he said to me when he first walked in. What did he do? When he first walked in, when we were at the event, like into our green room, he said, I was really excited to see you today because like, I feel like we're, and I go, we're friends. And he goes, yeah, we are, right? Like, we're, I go, yeah, that's my buddy. And I couldn't tell you in that moment because you were like talking to people and then we were like about to go do something, whatever. But I was like, this is so sweet. He's just the most earnest. My dad is, he's such a guy. He's such a boy. But I do have to say, my dad is me. Yeah. So that's why like, I've all, what do you guys want? You guys want on one? I'm like, yeah. So at one point, you guys are going back and forth, dying laughing, cracking each other up. And it made me really happy. It was very sweet. And then you loved my mom's outfit. So you were really happy. No, I just think she's the key. Not my mom putting on a scarf because

35:49she had a little cleavage that she wanted to cover. I think she is like, I want to, you know, when you get cute aggression and you want to squeeze your cat's head, I wanted you that to your mom's head. So I'm going to just like, oh, you're just so cute. You're walking around with bobs. And they're so little. And I was like, those are fake moms. Like those are AI moms. They're AI moms. Also, the way I was complimenting my mom's outfit. And so like when she got home, she was like, we my outfit. And I was like, oh, no, you're so cute with the same person. At first time on this planet too. Stop that. Don't make me cry. Because my mom didn't tell me what she was wearing because she wanted me to be surprised. She's like, you're going to love my dress. I don't want to show it to you. And I'm like, this is the cutest thing I've ever heard. My mom first time asking what she should wear. And I was helping her pick out her shoes. Also, you making fun of your dads like one-liners. Yeah. Tell us the hit that my dad was like obsessed with. Me and my brother talk on the phone. I would say probably like, we've like twice a week.

36:51He's once a year. Twice a week. Hold, call me like if he's in his car, like driving somewhere, whatever. But then we're also in like a group chat like me, him, Joe, his fiance. And so like, and that's always going off like randomly. Someone will send a picture like whatever. But sometimes if I'm on the phone with my brother, we won't say anything about our own lives. We'll just say phrases that my dad says. And so we'll just say it back to each other. And that's our conversation. And so my dad has a few like key phrases that will say. And our favorite one at the moment right now is let me tell you because you don't know. No, let me tell you so you know. Let me tell you so you know. One time he, we were like asking him directions for something. And we were like, no, I think that's wrong. Like I think it's actually, he goes, you think that's wrong? Let me tell you something. I forgot more than you'll ever even know. In that one. No, he's just so like he has such his euphemisms that he says like,

37:58all while I was in college and it was like the summertime and I was like doing nothing or like in high school during the summer, he would call me. I was basically his assistant. Like I would go run errands for him. And he'd start the phone call out every time the same. And he'd be like, since I know you're not doing nothing, why don't you do something for me? And he'd say it so quick. Like and I'd be like, yeah, okay. He's like, all right. You got to go to the bank and shoot by the pool place. The guy knows me and everyone knows him. So like they know he's sending me as his representative. They're like, go in there. You're going to ask for Mary. She's going to come out from the back. She's going to give you what you need. Like, make sure there's five rubber bands. Like, like it was so like niche errands that I was running for this man. He's like, okay, there's a guy named Jim. He's got a bag. You got a bag. I'm not going downstairs. He's like, it's going to be a body. You're going to roll it up. They know you're coming. They know you're my daughter. You're fine. One time we were leaving here. It's going to be cash. She just tons of cash. When I was younger and my mom would like, my mom and dad would bring me down to like New York City

39:01for like different modeling stuff. Like my mom always came. Like I was never like doing anything. Would you say why a situation where we're different? Like you and your dad did things on your own with tennis. Me and my dad were never like buy ourselves. Like if we were buy ourselves, we'd be like, maybe like, what? So how was your dad? Like my mom was always there. So like in the few times that my mom couldn't come to New York City when it's just me and my dad, he's like, so how are you? What's your name again? He'd be like, you don't have a middle name. I'd be like, yes, I do. I have a middle name. It was like, really? What is it? She had like that. We'd small talk with your dad. It's hilarious. Oh my god. And like so nice to meet you. So like we at one time we were leaving New York City and when you get off the George Washington bridge to go upstate New York, it's called like that. Highways called like the Palisades. And so he said to me one time he goes, I just got to make a quick stop on the Palisades at a rest stop me to guy. And I thought he was joking. I was like,

40:01okay, because he would just say like random things. Like anytime we would pass like an outhouse, like a portapoddy, he'd be like, you gotta pay. Like do you? He would just say things. Yeah. Like cemetery people are dying to get in there. Right. And so he pulled off to the side of the road. And some guy put like a brown bag in her. You're so Italian right now. And I go, what was that? He was like, that was a guy who's, but get me a couple parts. I was like a part for what? Because he's like just some organs and lungs. We're gonna traffic. Like my dad's main word is and does does a good impression of him. No, does does has met my dad what three times in his impression of him is so spot on. But it's funny because he's just one of those people that he's an earnest guy. He's just what he goes, what? What? Yeah, that's what I think. Like he's also at one point meet. So meet your dad or diagonal and my dad and you were diagonal. And then me and Gary something something happened and he like rolled his eyes and then I rolled my eyes. And then he thought it was funny that I was and he rolled his eyes again. And then like how long

41:04we can do this little like not talking joke. And then when I looked at him he was like roll his eyes again. We were like, there was there was chemistry at the table. No, we could have all vacation together. We've they definitely passed the test for like time spent. Yes. Together. No, it's it's really been nice feeling. Well, it was a celebration and I have to shout out Desmond. He basically was like, you need to celebrate things in your life when they go well because you assume that things are just always going to go well. And then one day you're like, fuck, I didn't celebrate. We're not good at like patting ourselves on the back. Never. But also it's like celebrate the little things too. I think it's also like being a woman because no truly like men can get I've watched. I've seen men get celebrated for like wiping their own ass. Like men love getting praised for like, I didn't cheat on you. Like yeah, because you're not supposed to.

42:04Like where women get torn down for every little thing. Even if they're like unproblematic, it's like, okay, but she like she's wearing red shoes. Like that's disgusting. It's the same people like salaries. Like men when they get like a job offer, everyone's like, yeah. But I feel like when a woman gets a job offer, people are like, well, she's a caretaker. Like does she need money? Yeah. Like does she need that job? And it's like, why doesn't she deserve it? Right. So I think it's hard for us to like pat ourselves on the back because so much of our career, we've been around men who are like, you're not shit actually. So I think that's hard for us, but we're getting better at celebrating things. We're getting, but you know, it's a conscious decision to be like, I know this is awkward. I know this is weird. I know this isn't part of our like workaholic mindset, but let's stop and just like appreciate and take a breath. Doing it with little things in life, like you have a good presentation at work. Yes. Let's go to dinner. Let's go to dinner and like pat ourselves on the fucking back. I love that. Or you have a bad

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47:24if you're about to do a presentation of some kind, the 20 minutes beforehand in the bathroom, that's not you. You're allowed to disconnect from yourself and be like anything that I do in these next 20 minutes is. Even though we were on stage for truly a minute 30 seconds, it's, I think I was nervous because I'm not my demo. These are corporate people, these are real adults. I was like, I'm nervous because they don't get me. Yeah, if I walk in and there's no girls being like, we love Kingley Scott. What are you? I'm uncomfortable. Also, earlier that day we showed up and we were going to do something and I was like, I have to go to the bathroom and you literally looked at me and you're like, Hannah, can we do this right now? Can you hold it? I mean, I had full fledged, I read it. I know, I didn't, I thought you literally just had to pay. Well, I say after people because I was being polite. Yeah. And there was like 17 people in the elevator. But like, you know, I, but this is one thing about me. Once you shot me the look of like, no, I can't hold it. But my diary is quick. You're quick.

48:26You're explosive. You're in your out. That girl was like, I've never seen a faster pee and I go, I know. Yeah. And then I was like, I'm sitting there, I'm contemplating, I'm like, do I have stomach cancer? Like is something deeper happening? Like, it was an ovary. Remember that time I thought I lost my ovary in the toilet. Yes. Remember that time? I was at my old, old, I don't even, I was like, this is like my great, great, great ex. And I called you. Remember I was sitting on the toilet and I was like, I thought I was like, something was coming out. No, that was traumatizing. He almost called an ambulance because I was like, I'm having an abortion on the floor. And I didn't like, I don't know what's going on. You're just having your period. No, it wasn't. It was like I was passing like, it felt like I was passing a kidney stone. Yes. Who knows? Who knows? I will never know. Like I really

49:29threw my pH off. I'll tell you that. Also, there was a video of like us walking off the stage and a giga-glaire DM me. It was like, why do you look so much taller than Paige? Do we want it? Just as you are taller than me. Which is explain our heights? People get really annoyed by my height specifically. Why? Well, because I think when you meet me in person, I'm not the height you expected me to be. Because you have long legs. So on Instagram, you do look 5-11. And people get annoyed sometimes when I wear outfits because they're like, she's too short to wear that outfit or she. Yeah. So like, my height is not, I'm only 5-3. I tell you be your 5-4 because I love you. And it you are some days I do feel as though I am 5-4. And I'm like, I'm 5-4. But so in a heel, I'm really only like 5-7-5-8. 5-7-5-8. So I'm 5-7 and they put me our crazy heel yesterday.

50:33They put me in one of those high heels that like, your ankle is sprained to just be in it. Totally. It's just in a sprained position the whole time. How the fuck, like they just crack the ankle, it's broken and they were perfect. I have a high arch. Okay, humble breath. Oh, yeah, I'm saying. So like, I feel like people are like, oh, how do you wear heels so much? It's actually sometimes comfortable for me. When you were walking, I was trying to imitate your heel though. And it wasn't working. But this is my problem is I'm at a corporate event. We have a four minute presentation. And I'm acting like I've been out partying dancing for six hours. I took my heels off. They're on the floor. Grace is like trying to find them because I like flung them somewhere. I'm fully barefoot. And everyone's like, that was crazy. I put it up your shoes. That was crazy. I was like, we're not at the eighth grade dance after I became like a toddler. I'm like, off, off, off, off, off, a beat off. Wait, that's why I love my fake heel ballet flats. Yeah, those are cute. The problem

51:34though is because I have nubby legs. Like, I do look good in a little heel. Yeah, it helps. Who was I with? Oh, yeah, my little cousin yesterday. I put on little flats and she was like, maybe a heel. I taught Lois the color shark truce. And she was into it. Lois was listening. I said, do you want to see my shoe? She said, yeah. Yesterday she was like too busy to talk to me because she was dealing with her like new Disney princess stickers. But when Paige entered the phone and Lois's eyes were closed. Like she had it close up. And Paige was like, I could only see her eyes with half her face. She was like, yeah, let's see what you got, Princess Paige. And then I showed her my shoes. And I was like, this is a pointy YSL heel. Now this color may look green to you, Lois, but it's actually shark truce. And in a couple of years, we'll learn how to spell that. And she was a bear like, she was drinking up the knowledge. She knew that this is something important. I'm very interested to see if like in a couple of weeks or something. She's like, I like green actually.

52:39I think she will fully be like, I like chart juice. I hope she does. Jeannie told us that Lois refused to go to school with pants under her dress. Wow. Because it wasn't matching. And Jeannie's like, you're going to get pneumonia. It's like 40 degrees outside. My vision wasn't a tunic for today. Attuning with like getting slime. That wasn't the vibe I'm putting out for Wednesday morning at preschool. She literally was like, I'll drop out of school right now if you make me do this. There's nothing wrong with showing a little leg mom. Try it. How do you think you got pregnant? I love talking to true children like their adults like a kept telling Lois that like she was late for her job. Yeah. And like, you have to go to work. They're going to be wondering where you watch. She's like, I don't work. Yeah, I was like, Lois, you should be in school right now. And she's like, no, I'm not. No, apparently you're supposed to talk to kids like adults. If you're

53:40always like, hey, you'll baby, baby, like they don't learn. Fuck that. So I was like, Lois, have you dealt with the existential crisis that is your existence this morning? She's like, yeah, she's like, why do you, why is your outfit gross? People talk to children more like their adults than grown men. And now she said it. Wait, last time we were at dinner, like, our dads were like talking about our accomplishment. It was like, they were really just like praising us. And then our moms started talking about their sons. And our dads looked at us and we're like, you're only on top for a little while. Because then the two kings of the family come. It is funny that my folks talk about their sons sometimes. Well, especially Italian moms. Yeah. Yeah. Because they love us. They do. But it's a different kind of love. You know, my mom literally was like so excited about all this stuff we're doing. And she's like, but Daniel called me last night. And he called

54:42because you want to know what? Because they're women and we're women. So they're just like, yeah, I know you're going to have it together and you're going to do what I would do. But it's the same thing with dad. It's like, my mom will be there for me every second of the day. And then my dad will send me one text message like, Hey, proud of you. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I know where the problem for sure. We have to change that. I did. You mean her to our dads. We should be me to our dads. We should hold her dads accountable. Nick Crowell has the funniest standup joke. Why are your parents? Why? About the mom. Yeah. And how he's like, my mom calls me. And I'm like, you're immediately in a bad mood. You're like, what do you want? What do you need? What? He's like, I turned to the worst version of myself. And she's like, I'm worried that like you might get sick. If you don't, it's like, mom, stop. I'm so fucking annoying. And then you're like, dad, can you come to my my my play? And he's like, no, I'm busy. And you're like, I love you dad. No, it really is so true. It's so the bare minimum, the bare minimum. We just want to raise awareness

55:43about that. There was also a really good take. Which is like something we've been saying for a while. But just that every mom runs the home. Like there's no man that is like in charge of his household. So it's ironic that like they think women shouldn't be running the country. Me and my mom came across a family where the dad did run the household. And like all the kids were like, well, ask her like, dad, what do you think? So me and my mom looked at each other. He's on the street. And we were like, ask your dad. No, that's she. And then like, the lavender. We're done with it in the moment to the point that like we had a full phone call about it. After she was like, can you believe they listen to their dad? I don't know that was crazy. He like started laughing my dad. She called child services. I'm like, that would listen to her dad. Because I met dad's later in life. And he's like, had to be independent. Yeah. He is really capable. I feel like when you meet a guy who went from like his mom to you,

56:47it's like really. No, they're capable. Like I did. I just pretend they aren't a lot of things that he does for the family by the family. I mean, he doesn't butter. So like he holds his own. Yeah. But like one time like if a man ever asks me to do something where I'm like, you're like manipulating like you want me to do that. So you don't have to. It's not that like you don't know how to do that or whatever. My response has always been totally. But like would you do the 30 years that you didn't have it known me? Like then how'd you do it? Like how'd you accomplish it? And then they like would give their answer or whatever. And I'm like, okay, so then do that. See, I'm psychotic. Where like if a guy was like, can you do my laundry? I'm immediately like, this is never ruining my life. Like I'm like, I'm like, I didn't have to do it. Now I do. And I don't think whatever. I don't think you're funny enough, hot enough, smart enough to make it worth me doing your laundry. I'm not trying to brag. I'm fully married, but with Des for I don't know, six years now, I've never done his laundry. I've never even put away

57:48his clothes. But if you're doing your own laundry, you don't just grab his. He does my laundry. Wow. You figured it out. And he does it because no, I've done it like, I mean, you've thrown in a load. I've thrown it a load. You've never taken a load out and folded it. I've manipulated him to be like, are you doing laundry? Can you just throw my stuff into? Because he's he likes laundry. Well, the only reason I give cleaning a pass is because I genuinely enjoy. Yeah, you like you enjoy. Yeah, it's like, but it's like I pack. I can't give a fuck. He's pack. I have impact. Why am I helping you? But I have impact. Yeah, I'm like, well, I know how to roll things. What's that? I don't need him for anything. And he doesn't need me for anything. So it kind of works. Don't like, I never asked him for help either. Anything. I've like, what's the last time I asked for help? Yeah. Imagine. Do you? I've asked for I've asked for a connection. Hey, can you intro me to this person or hey, can you throw me on an email with a, that's so corporate though. Like, she goes, I put him on an email

58:51and see seed him. Like, but something personal. Don't touch me. Des helps with a lot of logistics that he knows. I will get stressed out about. Remember the time you canceled all desis flights. I think that often. That was like early in our relationship. Yeah, you were a bit divorced. But also, I'm like, thank God he saw that side of me early on. He knew what I was capable of and he still decided to marry me. That was, I would have like international flights that took him like forever to like set up the points and like the delta. Yeah. I just was like, what's with your face? Oh, back. There's no back. No, you're an inspiration to women that does those your laundry. It's not like organized because I'm always doing it. Yeah. But like, yeah, I don't, I'm not what? Like, I wasn't know. I just like, I feel like I'm so you don't look at me and think laundry do her. Also, if I do do your laundry, I'm gonna forget it. One and then it's gonna start smelling one chore around the house that you rather die than do.

59:56Besides all of them. Like, what's the one chore that you're like, this one I really hate? Like, emptying the dishwasher, vacuuming. Like, I've never vacuumed since knowing does. But she knows crazy. I go to the cat when I volunteer at the catch-ylder. I'm doing laundry. I'm vacuuming. I'm doing dishes. Like, I'm doing everything at the catch-ylder. Come back to my house. And I'm like, I'm gonna do laundry. So, does this cleaning your whole apartment? No, no, no. We have some of that comes like every two weeks. But in those two weeks, who's putting stuff in the dishwasher? Does. She's like, do I have a dishwasher? No, here she has been. That's not, no, that's not to go. I'm making that important to talk about. To my man. That at your household, you're not in charge of any household duties. Yeah. I'm busy working. Yeah. And he's busy working too, which is why we need help. It's really not even like a talked about thing almost. It's, you're very equal in terms of like, dishes in the sink, you put them in the dishwasher. And occasionally we'll have

1:00:57a moment where he'll be like, hey, it's like a mess over there. And I'll be like, what's a mess over there? And he's like, to Shay. And then we move on. And occasionally, there'll be like a Sunday where he's like, we should probably clean. And I'm like, okay. And then we both for like 10 minutes, like throw stuff out. I think I was dating Joe for two weeks. And I was like, I could reorganize your closet if you were interested in that. There's something that dies inside me. Like if his shirt's on the floor, there's like a part of me that's like, if I pick this up and put it away, that's putting women back. Like it's empowering. Like I told you guys, I love when I order food. I'll, like, there'll be like tons of people over. I'll order the food, pay for it, make sure everyone's happy. I'm not cleaning up. Yeah. Would the man who paid for it clean up after? Right. So true. I do have to say, I do take out the trash. Triggering. Triggering? I've learned, I've learned my lessons and I do take out the trash. I think the reason I

1:01:59cleaned so much, I think, is like a secret competition in my own brain that if at any time someone came over, popped over, they'd be like, wow, this is her like every day. This is how she lives. Like she's this guy. And it's like, who is that, who is that made up person that's coming over? First of all, you have eight deadlocks. No one's coming over. They knocked. They pretend I'm not home. Would I like to tell people? Because I have had some of those situations happen. Yes. I say, look, I'm a creative. Hey, look, I'm just living. Look, I'm just like one of those crazy creative geniuses. But then when my space isn't clean and people come over, I'm like, oh my god, but I prepare for this. And this is the day someone's popping over when it's a mess. But I do think that I've had roommates that like, like I will step up where I have to. Like Dave at least has been, was like, you can't leave your oatmeal bowl. And I was like, total, I won't.

1:03:03Like I did enough to like, Dave never get mad at me. Yeah. But like every now and then was Dave, like, where's all of our glasses? And I'm like, hold on, I'm starting off, I'm gonna ask my fault. And then I come out with like 47 glasses in my room. But I do bring good vibes and energy and overall, I have a kindness to me. You do. Where like he knew it wasn't out of any malice or spite. Like, do you want to laugh or do you want to have ants? Like, because like, one of the other. This was quick. No, so we haven't done in person in a really long time. It was nice seeing you even though I was with you all day yesterday. You also just let the giglers know that I did give you your birthday gift. So we're in the clear page. Give me your birthday gift. It was a bag from the real real. I can't stop wearing it. I wore it yesterday. I know. So you it's perfect. I'm like not gift giving is not my love language. But the fact you got it so right. There's a feeling I love gifting people that that I really, really know where I'm like, I know they're gonna. There's nothing

1:04:05worse than someone excited to give you a present. They give it to you and you're like, so you've never met me before. So all of our relationship is a lie. So you hate me. So you think I broken up with boyfriends and not because I'm like, oh, this is a bad gift. I'm like, you don't know a single thing about me. You googled me. Today's I in my birthday. Thank you guys for kicking me with us. What is today? Yeah, have an amazing weekend and we'll be back in person. Next time. Look out. Sunday. I think we're going to start teasing. Stuff. Stuff. Gorgine. Gorgine. Bye. Hey, this is Will Arnett host of SmartLess. SmartLess is a podcast with myself and Sean Hayes and Jason Bateman, where each week one of us reveals a mystery guest to the other two. We dive deep

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