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2:03Hannah went out to dinner. And then, you played paddle this morning. And then this morning I'd paddle. Because I'm a retired old man. So that was really important. I'm so sweaty. Okay. I Wow It's better, but it's getting so much better. I'm I know it's not good because I'm still getting like people be laughing with me And then they give me that like a little longer extended look like okay, that was a little weird Well, you can't laugh you can just smile, but all I want to do is laugh. You know, it's my passion on this planet I'm obsessed with my techsack algorithm because I opened it up this morning and and The first thing was this girl being like woke up feeling like page of sorbo and then a parentheses it said I've a I And it was Natalie I think her name is Natalie Benson. I want to give credit for credit to do was it we yes iconic Yeah, I know Natalie Benson. I was like oh, I was like wait. That's my friend

3:06But it's not my friend, but I know we're on TikTok. I love that I don't have a I don't know the weed girl I never came up. Well, she's pregnant right now speaking of weed doesn't I just called the new bird normally? I called it Uber when he calls the Uber. It's like chaos and I don't know why I'm like where is it? Yeah, like I know where it is. He's chaos. That's funny because I would I never let you call the Uber Oh, yeah, cuz I I lost trust from you because I was getting us Camry's no Hannah. I wish you were getting us cameras. You were getting us clown cars literal two-seaters. I was like hello. I have a long leg. I'm I know I have my nubby legs. They fit in anything I'm good with Uber's cuz I never drive so like it's my only thing I know and I was rushing and I was like is that our car And he just was like yes, so both me and him Open up this car this man is sitting there smoking weed in his car

4:07He jumps up like we're the police And he's like whoa And we're like sorry wrong car. Shut the door. Oh, I thought it was gonna be the driver No, I fully was about to do a citizen's arrest and I said Just don't smoke cigarettes cigarettes are bad for you. We just legal Imagine you're just smoking weed in your car in a morning It sounds amazing starting your day off 10 a.m. On a Friday starting the weekend early and two random fuckers Jolt and you car and go is this is this for Hannah? Oh my god the paranoia. Oh my god. He's probably still shaking. I scared myself Okay, so you had an eventful morning. You're like oh, I'm done for the day though when I'm in a ventful morning like after this I'm showering I'm putting on my hand a tea I am taking a meeting or two and then I'm better than I are pressing out I Never do this first of all I talked yesterday for like six hours straight about myself

5:08To all different people so like I'm oh my god I can't hear myself talk anymore like I can't hear another single thing be about me and I never do this but I was in LA and I've never been to Newport and so I was like I'm gonna take the weekend and like Go on a little trip. Wait, you're so cute So you never take a week. I never take a weekend. Usually. I'm like no I need to get back because I have more work stuff to do and you have a 17 step wellness routine. I have a Daphne photo shoot on Monday that's like so Important to my soul and I'm nervous because New York is getting a Norris Derr with rain. I thought that was only snow They're saying it could be like hurricane Sandy ask Okay, well my red eye on Saturday night. No, that makes me worried for you not to be a mom and I was gonna make Buffalo chicken dip this weekend in my crock You guys pages of full crock pot chef. I'm getting like photos throughout the day

6:12No, I mean you did savory sweet you did protein you did gluten free guys on last Sunday I did I talk about this did I not talk about my my pot roast? I don't know. I don't think you did. Oh my god. It's been my whole personality I've been sending my recipe out to everyone. I was like I made it up I made a pot roast in my new crock pot. I made a banana bread and the crock pot no and Then I got red lobster sells frozen cheddar biscuits. I got those and I made those One thing about me in my soul. Oh enemy mashed potatoes. I knew those were red lobster white cheddar biscuits like they Very hannacoded of you. They were so if you don't like a red lobster cheddar bay biscuit get the fuck out of my face Why is it cheddar bay who cares? I love it. Just sounds so good cheddar bay biscuit Cheddar bay biscuit also But like when they bring to the table. I'm like well, this is my dinner

7:15I'm not eating the fake lobster and you know what I think it's eight in a package and I was like Oh, do I really am I gonna make all eight and then I thought just make them I ate them all Also who said down? I was like you know what lobster needs to be fast food Mass produced let's do that and then someone's like it's gonna taste like shit and they go But let's just do like cheddar bay biscuits in the beginning and everyone will forget I'm a 10 toes down for red lobster I only want once in your whole Yeah, okay when I was like Really young like three four five years old I feel like my mom was like doing things and so I would be with my grandma and I assume she was like going to lunch with her Friends now that I think about it and like taking me and they would go to red lobster So I was like a 75 year old woman at five and so like for my birthday I'd be like I want to go to red lobster I feel like red lobster. It's a little redundant. It's like what other color would the lobster be

8:19Like it would be funnier if it was like blue lobster and it was like a cute blue lobster. So true Sorry, I don't what's on the menu like do they have like other fish? This is so New York City of you. No, I know I'm think so pretentious No, because it's true though, but because New York doesn't have these like big no like when everyone talks about cheesecake factor I'm like we don't have a cheesecake factor in Brooklyn you guys when like starbucks Opened in Park so for the first time there was a riot because everyone was like keep small businesses alive Fuck you starbucks and there was literally like people were Protesting outside the start like that was where I grew up So now we didn't have a red lobster have you been to cheesecake factory though in like I've never been a cheesecake factory my life I just know they have like a huge menu or something the premiere episode of Hannah and Paige try new things this would be my dream. I make Hannah get so high I'm not making it to red lobster if I get high

9:21Imagine me high at a red lobster. I would oh my god. I'd freak the fuck out I'd be like wait this real lobster. What is this? That is a question you have to ask in 2020. What is it? Yeah, is this real? There's no way it's all lobster I think they have like popcorn shrimp and they have like other different fish I think you can get like chicken bingers and fries Like it's just it's really more a vibe So many people talk shit about McDonald's but no one talks shit about the quality of red lobster Do you think it's because they just like they don't promote as hard that they're like they don't say we're real lobster They're just like it's red No red lobster had like a big thing and then they went through bankruptcy. No Red Lobsters been through it Okay Lobsters name they've survived a lot. They've gone out of business. They've come back like I do have to say one thing Mommy I love a crab cake and they have a crab cake because you don't even need to put crab in it Just put me some bread crumbs actually on the flight here. Um, I could smell

10:23crab cake Someone brought crab cake on the plane. No, I think they were serving a crab cake because I could smell it Do you remember when you're little and someone for the first time like you get sushi and someone's like you know It's fake crab and you're like It's a fake crab It was like I think that's a universal experience. Why would you call it crab? If it's fake then just call it something else. What is that? It's not crab. What is it? I still don't know is it crab or not. I get spicy tuna. What do you get? Oh, yeah? Oh my god We never talk about this. Yeah, I thought I was like not like other girls because I went through a spicy scallop phase I was like I'm a murderer and I was like oh, that's crazy because I'm doing spicy scallop You don't even you don't even know where I'm coming from. Well, like California roll That's where the fake crab is. Yeah, I think it means No, I'm not even gonna say when I'm like it's like a lab diamond for crabs I just always thought if the crab was cooked and then they put it in the sushi and that's why they were like

11:27It's not real sushi because it's not raw I think it's crab like a chemist made it And they were like this smells like crab. It tastes like crab. Let's call it crab Let's move on to something where more Educated on what are we educated on lily rhinhearts press chore outfits. Yes, we are I need to know about it That is where a stylist can take someone to the next level. I'm locked in on lily rhinheart right now I'm locked in on her She's promoting a movie I think like a romcom. I haven't watched it But the only thing though that is making me watch it other than the fact that I enjoy lily lily rhinheart as an actress Is seeing her press for outfits she has taken every major romcom and the star of that romcom And she's worn an iconic outfit from said movie so like how to lose a guy in 10 days did the yellow dress Miss congeniality did like the makeover scene the purple air veil is there

12:31My date with the president's daughter mu mu made her custom like velvet cropped pink Dread it's just it's amazing whoever thought of that idea Should get a raise and she looks happy she looks like she's having fun And press tours are hard you know you did it for one day yesterday. What was yesterday Talking about yourself you said no, I was in like real meetings with real humans in like business meetings Oh, I thought you were doing interviews No, I wasn't just like glam and taking pictures all day. I actually had no glam. I did I actually went to meetings no makeup. Oh you were serious. I was being serious Nothing wearing makeup isn't serious. I was actually more just really tired No, but it means like you're literally just there for The substance of the meeting. Yeah, I'm like you know what I look like I can't I was also so tired my mom always tells me to put a lip on Yeah, which is so mom code. No, I mean I had a lip on and I had mascara on and I had

13:34You're definition of no makeup and like I covered my blemishes. I did a little There was skin care skin prep there was skin for But what am I saying I went full glam you go there was dice in here rap You're no makeup was that you did it up someone else do your glam You did full glam No, I've walked into meetings no glam. That's very different. Sorry. I'm so sorry That is just how my brain works when someone said the meanest thing you could say to someone if you want to just be a bitch Is in the middle of while they're talking just go We're crying earlier Hannah, I'd actually start crying. I would literally start crying That would make if someone said that to me though that would make me laugh so hard I'd be like no, but emotionally I was I'm glad that it's showing My insides are showing on my outsides and I'm crying that I'm stuck in this conversation with you You know how jenzi will like say say something and then they'll put like parentheses like dragatory or like complimentary

14:41That I do like when they do that. I do like when they do that that something We're like if someone said that to me. I would just say like yeah parentheses internal like internally I was but like exterior No, I love saying parentheses out loud in a sentence. How could you do this to be a question mark? Okay, even though I played college tennis when I go to the gym nowadays. I just wander around. I don't know what I'm doing I'm scrolling apps. I don't have plan. There's definitely no progress But then I found the ladder app and I completely changed how I work out It's an expert in strength training not just a random content library It's a real progressive program designed by certified coaches you get a new plan every week that builds on the last It's important that your workouts are connected and it feels like having a coach right there with you I personally need the reminders and motivation and cues and it works on any strength training style You prefer like Pilates bodybuilding dumbbell hybrid strength glute focus programs and your progress

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22:02It took me out and I had an out of body experience and And then Just the most iconic women got up and gave such great speeches Sharon Stone got up and gave a speech and she said Oh, I'm sure it's done and I'm paraphrasing a little But she basically said that there's no such thing as fucking your way to the top You can only fuck your way to the middle and then you have to claw your way to the top Okay, she's like inspiration Also, I feel like women aren't doing that anymore like women are like I'd rather die than touch your dick Brother die and then as a Gilmore girl Lover I watched Lorelai Gilmore and given award to Sukey St James and and I actually texted my mom while it was happening and I was like Lorelai Gilmore just presented in the word to Sukey St James and I wish you were here sounds like an event for the girls goes It was all Gels girls and I loved it Well, everyone to know you did a speech alone with a teleprompter

23:04How are you feeling beforehand because I was like nervous for you Hannah First of all, so I had to send my speech into them like two weeks prior send my speech in oh They're like it's gonna be on a teleprompter. I'm like okay great. I get into the room They're like do you want to run it on the teleprompter like prior like right when I got there? I was like no, I can like I've read it. I know what I'm saying like I can do the teleprompter I go into the room that the events in I go where's the teleprompter and they go oh you see those two like glass things up on the stage. That's the teleprompter I go that's not a teleprompter like that's like what politicians use I'm like I don't know what the fuck that thing is but what are you talking about It was a clear piece of glass on a black stand I'm like I literally don't understand what you're saying then some people got up and they were looking down at the podium Like some people brought their own cards and I was like oh my god everyone knew the teleprompter was Fox And they brought their own thing also you're dealing with like Oscar winners

24:09And like they're performed for a living. I'm dealing with like a list celebrities here And they'd like threw me in and I am very thankful But I was like I can't make Queen Latifa was at the table next to me. Yeah. Oh my god So I'm getting up in front of Queen Latifa and her thinking I can't read good. Okay I'm like I pop my beta blogger and I'm going to be wearing all the good news is anyone who's a gig where there I knew you can't read good but continue So Molly Sims my sweet sweet sweet angel she gets up and she um presents me with my award and as I'm going to the podium my dress reps No you're vintage Prada it wasn't vintage it was 2025 but Don't stop your sweet Prada little honey Prada she As I'm going up the stairs my dresser rips all the way in the back. I'm like That kind of anyone see this okay. How'd you rip it when you like sat down? No, I was like going upstairs

25:11I think my big fat ass like okay, Jennifer. I didn't pull it up as I was like Going up the stairs. It wasn't even tight fitting. What do you how did you do that? I don't know I don't know So it's been getting her stops So So in the three seconds that I have to hug Molly Sims and and also think about this teleprompter my dress reps I get to the teleprompter my first thing out of my mouth is this is the most high-tech teleprompter You said that that's how I started okay good. No, it's good. Just say how you feel I had to say how I feel and that's what I learned from having a panic attack amidst a giggly squad show I just said I'm having a panic attack and I felt like it was going away a little So I just got up there and I said this is an insane teleprompter And now I will proceed. Did you get a good goal? I don't know oh you're blocked out You were floating at that point floating above yourself

26:13I don't know because I don't know what happened when you get up there the acoust I felt like I was I felt like Celine Dion and I was performing Wow As I talked it was a delay So I couldn't hear what I was saying I could make was this room like it was at the Beverly Hills Hotel like not that big I was Places with 3000 6000 people I know so I'm hearing you're hearing what you've already said oh No, that's like when you're on the phone with someone and you're like I have to leave because I can hear myself by So I was going so slow Once you get up there and you look at the screen it does look like a normal teleprompter But it was like you're like it actually was quite a good teleprompter I take back all the bad things I said about it. Everyone should implement these on But what is the technology that like you could do with teleprompter that looks clear But the front and as words but we still can't figure out end of meteorosis And now we've said it and now we've said

27:13So anyway, so then I did I give my speech I walked back down and Molly was like I could I didn't have time to tell you that the sound is weird and the teleprompters weird And Molly's like a mom. She's like I'm She's my bad. She's like that's my bad and I'm so sorry um It was just such a fun It was just such a lovely night and I felt so honored and it was I was there for the purple leash project Which is if you're in a domestic abuse situation and you Are choosing between Leaving your pet and not going the purple leash project makes it so that you can bring your pet with you Because there's a lot of places that you go that you can go, but you can't bring your pet and so It's like such a great charity and I was so proud to be representing them and my dress I it's my favorite dress. I've ever worn I've ever put on my body. I Actually got it last year for something and then I decided I didn't want to go so I just like

28:16Had the dress. Oh, so you had it waiting for the right moment. It spoke to you And that's my new thing now. I used to be someone that's like I would shop for specific events and now I'm like No, I deserve a little whimsy in my life if I see something and I like it I know I'll find somewhere to wear it. I want it. I got it. I love it Oh, I just like I want it when you see something that's so you Yes, how do you walk away from it? I saw that dress and I was like no that is for me It is smart though like instead of panicking whenever you have like a wedding or something coming up and be like I've to buy something like when you see something you like know you will have it's almost a manifestation Like you see that gorgeous dress. I will have something really important that I'm gonna need a look my best for and I will wear that I realized when I shop I Don't shop for like the person I am I shop for a made up person. Yeah, you do and I'm like like it's not for my body type It's not for any event. I would go to it doesn't match anything I own like I'm insane. I return everything

29:22You want to know what's crazy is every other situation in your life you never second guess yourself Honestly, I've been on zooms before where I'm like maybe she might take that back actually if we give her I'm gonna She'd take that back In your fashion choices all you do a second guess yourself and I don't know why because you have The some of the best personal style I've seen no you do like you will take a risk you will like I see something on another girl and I'm like I like that. I want to get it You make it up in your head. Oh Thank you. I do you know it is though. I think with like especially online shopping I'm bad with it because once it's on my body. I can make a decision But just from looking I don't know Well, yeah, some things have like no hanger appeal and some things look way better on the hanger One thing we didn't talk about that I'm shocked Did you see that guy that pretended to be an NFL player and he was like scamming all the

30:22Those women wait, I saw that and I was like I can't right now. What it what is it about? Okay, it's jet first of all Great name sounds like such a quarterback of like whatever team I think it was pretending to be on the 49ers his name is Dejan love great football name Phenomenal in the Hall of Fame truly phenomenal football name Put him on my fantasy team now all these like different stories are coming out that not only did he like scam all of these women But he like scammed Other people like out of money. I think it was like it was up to like a million dollars that he scammed like all these people out of What I'm not understanding is that Google is for free For free honey. I've googled So many men before I've gotten places on Google that I don't I have no business even knowing about this person like

31:23Distant relative. Yep. Football's on every Sunday. You can escape it. How did he get people to give him money? I Don't know I Have been going to sleep at night to the podcast is a scam influencers. I'm kind of obsessed with scammers it like and they have like convoices so like I put some to sleep I think there's different podcasts like some podcasts really help you fall asleep. Yeah, it's like informative Like ours. I don't think is one of those Like you're going to sleep. You're like why are they what? I think ours induces something. It's certainly not It's certainly not calm and sleep. That's for sure But they're like two calm girls being like So then she did you know she lied to everyone that she was a princess and everyone believed her And that kind of I just think it's creative. I think it's creative and fun Um, but I when I was at Wisconsin I had a guy friend who was like really big But he wasn't on the football team But he would go to the front of the line to get into the KK because the KK let's all the athletes in

32:24So he would and someone was like he's not on the football team And he's like I'm six sick I am on the football team and like they weren't gonna Google and he just would walk with the guys Like there were all these cons with like trying to get with the athletes Wait That's a man in STEM I feel like and that is an entrepreneur That's an entrepreneur hold on. I'm gonna do something so Hannah coated right now But I want to know And I want to that was so random because I actually Don't think I've ever seen you blow your nose I thought you pulled the tissue. Wait, you know what? I've never seen you like really sick Okay, don't put them at you third. No, I'm just saying like when's the last time you hit the flu Like I don't think I've ever I don't think you've ever texted me and been like I'm really sick I do have emergency every day. No, you have a crazy immune system. We don't talk about it I do get it I'm like exhausted and I deal with anxiety and depression AC and ADHD and OCD undiagnosed But like one's last time you had a yeast infection. Oh no honey. My vage is pH balanced

33:25You never have an ailment other than like muscle related Also, by the way, I played paddle this morning fully bleeding. Yeah other than like that stuff I mean, I mean like internal I was six year old like the second point I'm I fell and like bleeding everywhere and I'm like let's go like I'm a baby No, what I'm doing that's really Hanukkah did is I'm timing my room service so that When the pod is completed my room service will be arrived People were upset about the sushi last episode I'm sad about the what because the sushi because the sushi arrived and they were like why would Hannah Order sushi right before the pod but what people don't know is sometimes Page will be like I'm coming home. I'll let you know when and then we'll record And she'll like I don't know where be like I'm ready in three minutes And then I'm like that's crazy because my food just got here, but it's okay because let's record now Did I eat the sushi that's out here for one hour? Yes Was the room air conditioned? Yes

34:28I lived it I was okay Wait, they were mad about the timing of everything or they were mad that you ate our old sushi But like mad is a strong word they just were concerned for me you didn't put it in the refrigerator no But um that's why I think my immune system so strong because I challenge it every day There are certain things that if it's not cold, I can't eat it and one of those things is fruit Oh, I can't even warm fruit See, I don't hate a little warm peach other than a banana. Okay, or a little warm Pear, you know, I don't like or have you ever tried cooking an apple a hot apple Hannah I've been living a double life because I've been at home cooking No, I know and you try to hide it for me because you think that I'm gonna judge you. I made apples With cinnamon brown sugar and a little bit of white cake mix and I just like made And then I put it over warm ice or then I put over vanilla ice cream You've been working every day nonstop this whole month

35:32When were you like and you know I have 40 minutes to prepare a souffle and I know people are gonna be like Oh, it's because she's in a relationship and she's doing it for a man This man will not eat any of this shit. Oh, yeah, he's healthy everyone was like oh my god You made him a banana bread. I go that man will not even look in the direction of my banana bread And that's why I made it that banana bread is for me. He did eat my pah-ros in love. Yeah, he likes protein. Yeah Today these two guys who I was playing paddle with were like talking and I walked up to them jokingly and I was like He has talked about protein and they were like yeah I swear to god Hannah that's amazing. He was like I'm trying to get it more in my diet and uh because you know the way they were standing and talking I'm like it's giving protein Um Wait, I feel like I low-key know exactly like the I can picture them also There's been multiple men. It's cuz I do crowd work so much so it's like my trick where I meet them

36:32I ask them where they're from and when they say kinetic at a Westchester and they have like a douchey hairdo I go did you play lacrosse they what you know And I've been right a hundred percent of the time so I think I'm okay for now Wait, so I put everything into my cart prior to we starting the pod Okay, and now it's saying that I've timed out Until like this has really turned into a Hannahburner experience Because I don't trust the internet. I don't trust the wifi I'm like how could I have timed that no I'll actually murder someone How intricate was your order? Well, it was like was it the ex-benadict was it the kids pancakes? Yeah, and is it the almond milk or is it the oat milk with like a sat yeah I embarrassed myself the other day because I was at someone's house and they were like do you want coffee And like look I'm annoying I'm annoying with my coffee because I'm like I'd rather not have you make me coffee Then you make something feel like I can't drink And I was like do you have a oat milk latte with like spunt or vanilla?

37:37They were like this is a home You know what actually I just threw away in my refrigerator um I used to or try latte in case you ever came over but it went bad Okay, well, that's good That's good thank you because I would have just not I would definitely want to have checked the Expression date my brother got it and then I just thought I'm gonna keep this because what if Hannah comes over like at all the next month Do you know what I like to do make a latte and then put some of the tea in it with the latte And it's really nice. I don't like I don't like anything about shy Yeah, or matcha, but it's okay. I tried to when in LA you do as the LA LA in stew. LA in stew. I I tried an iced matcha and let me tell you that shit was disgusting. Did you put sugar in it? It was a frozen matcha. Did you put sugar in it? I tried someone else's and order my own It's giving I don't like cats and I'm like well Did you have your own cat or are you walking to someone's house? No

38:41You know what it's not giving that You were like I just got a word from Purina bitch. I have to tear you No, I I've tried it in so many different forms. I think I try matcha at least I try and try it at least once a year I love matcha ice cream. I love matcha cookies. I love matcha lattes And like what's mochi? I feel like I don't like that either and everyone loves that Like I want to like these things. I think they're good for you They're adorable like a little mochi. I I've ordered mochi because I Cuz it's like that's the name of that's the name of a wake girls cat mochi. No So most making by the white girls that they name their cat Japanese names Like today she and That kind of stuff. Oh speak your cats. I thought it was so iconic that cats have colonies

39:43Ain't familiar with us. No There's like things called cat colonies where it's basically like a group of cats that are out. They're like a gang Like a group of street cats street cats, but they all like look out for each other They hang out together. They get food together. They're a cat colony And I just thought those really empowering like they're all girls girls They're like we're in this together babe. It's giving girls going to the bathroom together Cuz like if dogs had a colony, I'm like People are gonna get hurt, but like if cats have a colony, you're like they're cute They're like they're doing cute things together dogs. I'm like they're gonna Attack of family. I also like I'm starting a rumor. I'm making this up right now But I also feel like dogs are getting each other pregnant more than cats are I don't know cats do multiply. Do they? Like a lot. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, well there's So I might get into trapping are you familiar with trapping and it's not yeah, I'm familiar with different forms of trapping

40:45Which one are you talking about Not alley-long trapping a man trapping where you like go out looking for stray cats and you trap them how However you oh there's not like a preferred method. It's just I think you cook up food in like a trap Yeah, and they go in and then you trap them But like there's people who their job is to trap Cats and then you take them in and you trap new to return T and R Which means like they're a feral cat, but like you want to neuter them so they don't keep multiplying Oh, so my hypothesis is so wrong cats are fucking Cats are and they the way they fuck is like Really dramatic they like wait they're like well, it's actually so girl coded they hate it like if a cat's sex is what sounds like they're like Wait, I've never seen a cat. Oh cats having sex you're like get your paws off of her Wait, I've seen so many dogs, huh kiddies like never humped anything dogs are doing doggy cats are like

41:53No, that's actually terrifying now. I like feel like I'm gonna google when we get off this like cats That's why you have to neuter all your cats. You don't want them to have to have sex Don't and cats will like a pregnant at like like five months old They're literally teen moms MTV that is sad Well, the key thing about cats is when they have babies they come out all different colors I do like that. So they're like someone's dad was calico I do like that because I've seen um Cats like on the internet that are related to Daphne but they don't like have the same face or like coloring at all Fx's American Horror Story returns for an unrivaled 13th installment with the iconic horrors you love to fear and an all-star cast reprising fan favorite roles Light your candles draw your pentagrams and prepare for a supreme surprise Fx's American Horror Story 13 now streaming on hulu Can we talk about the difference between a home that's furnished and a home that's intentional

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46:05to Shay What do you want to go first? Um, so Sharon Horge and is this incredible genius Irish actress writer comedian She has this show called youth on HBO that just came out And it's basically about like being in your 60s and like what your sex life is when you're single in your 60s And it's actually really iconic and important What is it like? Well, she's like gorgeous and it's basically like you're like oh Girls are just girls like you're just a girl. Yeah, so anyway, she talks about she was hooking up with this guy And then her friends are like you got to date someone new you got to go to a blind date and she looked at them And she's like but that means I have to deal with a new dick. Yeah, and I'm like no one talks about the mental load Of having to deal with a new contraption. Yeah, and I know they're all the same, but they're not It's like they all come at you and it's a different It's a whole different jungle gym

47:06Every time and that's why when girls like hook up with a lot of guys in a show period of time. I don't judge. I think it's gorgeous But that's a lot of new dick to deal with and then some of them some of them are So some some are curved Some are some are chodes Some Are good look at you're like you're good looking miss no summer. I'm like okay And then some you're like That's what cats are yelling And then they all feel different like it's literally like Driving a new car every day. I'd be like I'm good. I don't know where the park is. I don't know It's turning the shower on in someone else's home. You're like is that the lever for you? You are no That's that home this usually works. Why am I burning my back right now? I thought I turned it right, but I guess you turn it left with this situation Yeah It's literally like if you drive your car and then one day it's a stick shift and you're like

48:08I just want to go on a new date and now I'm having to deal with a stick shift. I've never learned this before So I just want to let the girls know that you're seen and like It's not just It's a whole different scenario and granted guys like yeah every vagina different But like they're not getting Inserted into by it But also don't you feel like your brain does this thing that like when you start to date a new guy You like can't remember what the old guys penis looks like You're like this is dick so like I've dated people before and they're like oh like did he have a big dick and I'm like Did he like I'm like I genuinely can't remember It's funny. I remember the huge ones and I remember the small ones But I don't remember the ones in between which kind of tracks. Yeah, I guess there are two coming to my head right now Yeah, like I remember where I'm like he had everything but But then you guys know I've broken up with mine because they're two

49:10Too big you can't have you it's not sustainable British Dave Is that why you broke up though? No, but it was a factor it was a huge factor actually and he lied to me because I was like Has this been a issue with other girls like that I have to do a full meditation routine to relax enough to like Get it like halfway in oh my god He was like no this never happened before and then at the end of our relationship He's like yeah, you know, it's been a big issue And I'm like okay, thank you because I thought I was like or I was like do I have the tiniest pussy that's ever happened Sorry mom. Sorry mom dad Bobby play whoever's listening You know, it's crazy if a man ever had this conversation on a podcast I'd burn his house down No, but it's completely different because men use their dicks for violence. We're allowed to make fun of it It's why I can talk about domestic violence. Yes I'm not going too right I was giving you a platform if you needed it. I wasn't gonna silence

50:12You Pay to show what's domestic violence and Hannah can talk about British Dave's dick Um, but I do say as someone I forget my past I was like obsessed with dating guys who were like over six six. Yeah But the thing is when like six six guy has like a normal shaped penis. It looks small Why are you whispering? I don't know I know you mean no. I know you mean this the thing brush Dave was like six nine and it was like large for six nine man No, I don't remember him being six nine like I remember him being tall, but you were drunk. Yeah My daughter majority of this I met him I really was wait okay my new thing is and I need the giglers I need the real doctor giglers because sometimes I will say something and I'll get some girls And I'm like I know you're not a dog But then you get some girls and they're like yeah, I went to Stanford and got my whatever I have this overwhelming feeling

51:15period help and I'm freaking out How do you get no no, I'm freaking out I have an impending doom It's like I forgot something, but I don't know what it is at all times. Do you have anything that Big Pharma makes for that? No, I feel like my job might be off balance This is serious What do you mean off balance like not on the right track? Yes, I feel like my job might be off track I know what you should do what I know this medspon my big at master Botox. It'll even usher right out You know how I like love getting massage Once a week I'm gonna tell her because she said one day she was like I'll put my fingers in your mouth If you ever feet like me and so I think I'm gonna do that next week Do that for sure? I feel like I I don't know you have team J

52:16Potentially, I don't think I do because I'm not so or does it hurt? No This is just me analyzing my I was gonna say I think you overanalyze things Speaking of one over analyzing how's your one eye? Excuse you That you know what the lady said when your eyes is won't have I offended you this morning in some way oh Oh, I want to you know that I've never seen a difference in your eyes. I have to be really really tired And yeah, and so I did see her pop out a couple times this month where I was like oh She's fine before 11 p.m. Is where it's as ours sweet spot um But recently she's been fine. Honestly, I feel like I've had other issue my jaws off track I can't worry about my eyes right now. Is it affecting her speech? No, no, it's all cosmetic But I'm thinking maybe my jaws off track, and that's why my eyes off track. Oh You know what it is. I just want to go to Korea for like three months

53:19And I just want to do all the beauty things that they do and they like they have this whole thing where they just like Realign your whole body and it changes your whole face shape And I want to go and I just want to see I love that Speaking of Korea. Yeah, did you see the drama with um fenty beauty and um Hood of beauty Huda beauty and what was the other one they all came out with the same product like on the same day All came out the same product on the same day and they basically were like our Korean Distributor lie to all of us and said like where the only ones doing it So but it's funny because it's been done before by like smaller brands, but it's basically this product that You make your own eye masks It like cuts the eye mask. Yeah, it's like the gel of the eye mask and people are already saying like you actually It is gonna be a drier eye mask like it's not even like worth it as a product But it is so interesting to just see how These beauty brands work as a whole where someone was like guys everyone's using the same

54:24Distributors and like no one really has that different of a um Product unless it's like a truly invented new thing The biggest invention in that product was the container Like it's still the same eye patches the gel eye patches that ever has and you could put slightly different things in it But they were saying that like for you to have a completely different product would take months and months and months and months of Research and testing and blah blah, which these people aren't doing So like honestly like it takes doctors someone even said they were like do not buy an expensive moisturizer Like the moisturizers nowadays are this is my algorithm on tiktok a mine is like de-influencing tiktok Everyone's like dance of this down to this. Oh How fun. I know I love it. I'm like tell me not to buy shit Like don't buy an expensive moisturizer as in like a They basically said nowadays the technology is so good for normal moisturizers that like the really expensive ones aren't actually that different

55:31Yeah, I agree with that. We're like I guess serums. I think is different or like certain active ingredients Rattano is different, but like moisturizer. We're at the point where like It's all good. I actually agree with that like I think you can get all of your skin care at CBS The only time I'm getting other skin care is like when I get like my tretinoan from My dermatologist like anything. I'm getting from a dermatologist that I can't get in the store. Then I'm like me you love to sing tretinoan just now tretinoan I love my tretinoan. I use tretinoan you need to get you need to start using tretinoan. Are you gonna name your kid tretinoan? Tret wait tret Name your next cat tretinoan Perse and tretinoan Perntrat This is the kind of creativity we have to have with our names, okay? We can't name every cat mochi

56:32We perse and tret are Tret does sound like a guy that gave me a committee though. It's like his middle name is Owen. Yeah Tret Tret Tretinoan We have a son No, I love that so much. No, but seriously you should start using tretinoan you're 35 Why are we name why are we age age? No, it's just it's good to get into into the routine now of tretinoan. I actually can't stop saying them 35 to people You love being 35 but also you don't care about age now I'm like respects me on 35 but also I'm saying where I met a girl who was like oh I graduated in 2022 and I was like did the math and I'm like yeah, you're out of college we're the same For both two girls out of college Like I was like hi, girlie. That's crazy. No, in my head. I'm 27. Yeah, I'm like you're 24. I'm 27 Plus a couple years whatever, but I love to I tell everyone I'm 35 because I use it for excuses for things

57:34I'm like warm 35. I'm not I'm not going there. I'm 35 right up until see I think my jaw went like a little that way anyway I feel like you're actually been jealous of the tension. I've gone from my mouth and you're making up this like this job problem Oh really because there's someone who had a frozen chin two months prior to your jaw massacre People didn't care enough about it. That's why you're taking out of me now Now I forget what the fuck I was gonna say and it was actually good. What were we saying you were gonna say oh shit you were gonna say um Wait, why did you guys rewind wait, what were we just talking about though? And I didn't get my breakfast order in and I'm thinking No, I was saying you you said you felt your jaw on the line Yeah, but it was before that that was like a side note. Oh, okay, so you interrupted yourself and then I interrupted you and interrupting yourself Wait, you know what Taylor said the other day that I thought was just so funny because a lot of times

58:36I mean things about Gen Z and Gen Alpha and I really I don't mean to I don't want to be at war with them Yeah, Taylor was describing someone and she was like, you know like that millennial like fake mustache And I was like oh Oh my god Oh my god, you mean when we'd write with Sharpie the mustache and put it on her finger under our nose Yeah, or like just things had like fake mustachees on them like you would go and buy a mug and it have a fake like why Like millennials went through a really weird fake mustache phase like well that was our like peak humor I feel like there's even like pictures on the internet of like people wearing fake moustaches at like party Well, like yeah, when you go to a wedding you like put a fake moustache in the Like why was that like a core part of our Well, that's Kimmelennial like I'm being so crazy right now So silly different You had a sidebang to Swift is now doing this like shag like full

59:42I saw a picture of her at the football game last weekend. I thought her bangs looked so good It's just making me nervous for the future Will Stasi also showed up to the variety event in like a somewhat poof and I said yes girl like I want it back She I love to hate yeah, so I'm just keep you on eye for that no, I'm like living in my bang era I'm like I'm like I actually now that I didn't get room service I might go to breakfast and I might do like Yeah, just like side parting it up. Sorry. I love that you're like showed up with no makeup Fully blow on my bangs for 40 minutes though This is my variety hair. I haven't washed it. Yeah, I'm besides that. I'm owe-in-two and fantasy football No till like my friends don't really respect me right now So like when I talk everyone's like shut up. You fucking loser Every guy I pick like loses their leg Like the first he every guy is getting

1:00:43Carded off because they got hit by another huge man. Yeah, like no shit. He just look at his shoulder Like all my guys are are injured. Yeah So I'm like can you guys be a little more careful and gentle with each other when you play? I think the point is to not get hit right guys Here's an idea get the ball on the other side. I don't know He's like yeah, maybe catch it and run away from the guy chasing you. You slowpoke Also, I would just just fall before they hit you like it's so dramatic you want to get hit I would literally like I'd pretend I'm dead Pretend you're dead first That's what the quarterbacks do because they don't want a good hit. I actually do low-key feel like I would be good Because if I see a guy coming at me yeah, I'm running the other way. Oh my god Good I'm me playing football is a cat having sags. Have you ever seen a cat guy caught by anything? No, she's out

1:01:48She's out of here Cats would be so good at football if they had thumbs. I'm literally I need to see a picture of a cat having sags because it's actually like I need to watch a video Google it. It's really upsetting. It's gonna ruin your week Whatever I'm a massacost Anyway, everyone enjoy your weekend. Thank you for giggling with us. We love you so much. Bye You This episode is sponsored by Rothi's the brand famous for chic comfortable flats Giggler's know I love to start an outfit with the shoes and there's nothing better than a great flat in the fall They're timeless. They make everything look more polished and every closet needs a little black flat Rothi's makes one of the very best with the point They're iconic pointed flat that's been reimagined to be even better It now has a cushion bouncy insole with more arch support So it's comfortable enough to wear all day and obviously they're not limited to black the point comes in so many gorgeous colors Patterns and textures So whether you want that perfect everyday black flat or something that makes more of a statement

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