Episode 681: True Crime Round-Up - You're Not Chris Hansen

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1:02There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left. That's when the cannonball some started. It was proud. So COVID. It's okay,kie and and we can't start like this Marcus the cupcake now I'm reloading covered look at that I'm just copying Marcus my hero the only way he only knows it. That's how we open Being an intrinsic part of the vows to your wife. It really was yeah, that whole 10 minute cock and sock and sock and cock and

2:09Fuck and sock yeah Remember when you said all that we rehearsed for weeks and the Carolina did all the splacking Yeah, Mrs. Hidalgo. I mean mom Was a great wedding welcome to last podcast on the left ladies and gentlemen my name is Marcus Park some here with the splacker himself Henry Zabrowski I Splack all the way from the front to the back that's right and We have the family man Ed Larson. That's right. I'm a family man I don't have kids and I have dogs and I put hats on them and I call them children Honestly, it's better It's better You know why because if one of them dies No, it's gonna come look at nobody cares That's true. That's true. Just keep him off of social media. You can voluntarily kill it I don't think you can what do you mean? Well, I mean if it's dying I Think there are some rules. Yeah, you can't just take a dog into the vet and say hey

3:12I'm tired of this thing. Yeah I feel like it's a couple of home-based Euthanizers like those guys that you can pay to come home. There's a couple of them I bet kind of like what you do with your grandpa like corborecy Corborecyan yeah, yeah, I'm pretty certain that you could probably slip a Max your hundred no fucking whack the dog for it. So my dog is depressed. He's just like I can tell Today we're doing a little old-fashioned true crime round Yeah Because we really wanted to get back into the true crime spirit of things We're gonna get back into heavy hitters this month. Yeah, we're gonna get back to a series We're gonna get to a serial killer next month. We're gonna cover a Canadian again It's been a long time since we've covered a Canadian and I'm excited because they are the funniest murderers Because I really feel like we've been so heavy Mm-hmm And you know because in terms of we covered the meal I'm asked a curve We've been talking a lot about the state of the country in the world and I think it's important to do something light

4:12Like a guy that's only murdered and sexually assaulted like 15 children 11 place I didn't get something light something fun. Yeah, something fun You know people are tired of all these massacres. Let's do rape Joker Because that's that really does that takes the tension in the room down Yeah, it does the best part of a Canadian serial killer is what they apologize every time It's almost like it didn't even mean it in the first place When we got a few true crime stories to go through because of course the world is never bereft of true crime So let's start with our first story an influencer known for his efforts to catch a legend child Predators is facing charges after being stabbed during an altercation with a person he accused of trying to meet with a Miner That's what's hard is you really got to set them up. I'm really excited for the new movie The our past movie Time movie. Yeah, that's gonna be incredible my friend We reached out to me because she had a boyfriend that was featured on to catch a predator after they dated years later

5:16She dated him when she was 15 to 17 right he was 17. She was 15 That was in high school and literally he smelled like cheese so she broke up with him Mm-hmm and then later on turns out he was on to catch predator He was just one of those guys he was super super super into it. Yeah It's funny how those guys sort of just pop up like there was a dude And from college that was in our college radio station and he got busted with like one of the largest treasure troves of child pornography in the history of Texas Why is it always a treasure trove and his last name was Cosby? Can I honestly ask though? Why do they always call it a treasure trope? It's not being surrounded by smell You don't need to go on an epic adventure to get see Sam. You just gotta get what's up. Yeah way too much I think is a better way yeah way up to my pile pile is in piles. No one is way too much. You're right Okay, you're right because that's it because you can also an exorbitant amount and exorbitant But even one even one again unresignable amount even one more than one more How does this how does it not elicit cache? Oh?

6:21I like a lizard a plethora of see Sam a plethora of see Sam Yeah, yeah, he's a plethora and I don't want to go backwards here, but she broke off them because he smells like cheese. Yeah, yeah, that's a bad thing Well, that's a dick problem and they weren't not they're not Wisconsin people then yeah Yeah, she's not a dirty fucking Wisconsinite that loves a smelly gross man or covered in fungus Well back to this man who was stabbed trying to impersonate Chris Hanson Nicholas Atala who goes by Nikki Sal on social media Was reportedly stabbed while confronting two men at a Tim Hortons in Jamestown, New York in December 2025 Atala of Pennsylvania tries to catch a potential child predators by posting his minors online notice it says tries to catch This is it's his angles he's hooked Yeah, because honestly you're not catching the big one every time sometimes you can summon you got to throw back Yeah as a post of even two days ago of this recording saying subzonely seen at first. I caught a follower

7:22He got one of his own followers Of course of course, you know and I unfortunately I believe of any of the chains Timmy's is where the pedophiles go. Yeah, I don't know. I would actually say Denny's Fast and you know why high school drama high school drama high school high school kids hang out at Denny's and if you catch one Outfront crying because she got in a fight with her boyfriend after their fifth cup of coffee with they've been Chainsmo consigarettes for six hours. Yeah, that's gonna be a girl. You can take advantage of have you been following the Mortons is just old men. Yeah, it could be but then a lot of old men can be pedophiles Have you heard of wheel of the wheel of fortune to announce her guy Jim Thornton? He covered on this week's I Was the story I've been trying to think for fucking all of those like there was a story that I saw last week that I would love to talk about and it's that one Because according to him you got to check out the local golden corral. It's a regular boy

8:23Faye That's what he said. That's a direct quote. So it was that because I know that he had Claimed that he worked in suicide prevention and that somebody had sent him the link and he cited to open the link on the airplane Well, he said it was only on there for a few minutes So he's trying to beat towns and defense. So he told the police officer after the fact Yes, he was researching yeah It was researching he said he used to spend a lot of time in Suicide chat rooms or anti suicide chat rooms talking people out of committing suicide because they had a family member that committed suicide But he spent 57 minutes in the sink called lifeline dot chat which is a chat room Disguised as one for general topics, but it's where men go to talk about quote-unquote struggling with feelings about a failure And so the whole idea was that it was a bunch of guys who were supposed to be struggling quote-unquote struggling with their thoughts about pedophilia But actually it seemed more like a place where a bunch of pedophiles talked about what kind of boys and girls

9:25I like to have sex with well if you're using the words boy Faye Then that does not seem like a struggle that seems like a celebration exactly and it seems that Jim Thornton Loved it so much that he decided to talk about the boy face while wearing his wheel of fortune swag jacket What you don't do if your Jim Thornton you wear a prices right shirt. Yeah You're not off the trail just a little bit a little bit have a pressure lock So he is definitely directly quoted though. It's in the green. It's so incredible So you've got went to Golden Crawl for those times my For the first time with my dad and his wife yesterday a nice hang out for kids Couple of cute boys and hot little girls all you can eat boy Faye And I do love that these it shows that these are not they're truly human because the response from one of the other guys Mr Z is I haven't been a golden growl in decades and his responses. It's in Burbank baby

10:27It's in Burbank right next to where I work as the announcer as of wheel of fortune I mean just like you're Wheel of fortune prime time It's regular television. Yeah, you got you golden growl. Yeah, that's where he goes to fuck the kids He's out there to eat You got to you got to think like a predator to catch a predator Because if you're golden if you're going somewhere fancy You're gonna find any kids in a fancy place. They're not there You go to the place where the kids are running around with parents who don't care about their child's health safety or well-being That's golden growl my friend. Yeah, the crowd sounds like the place that our kelly used to pee on girls That's where he used to pee on horses when he was riding him in the park Did we actually did it did some but I have this memory of someone telling a story about being a child and drinking directly out of the chocolate fountain at golden Carole. Oh, I am pretty that's one of us. I had no it's close to that I had a situation where I was eating the marshmallows directly out of the

11:31You know where this officer of a ponderosa And then I they caught me eating the marshmallows and they led me back to my table and kicked me in my entire family out Fucking believable. You're just a fat kid with no supervision. My dad was happy. We didn't have to pay the bill Hell yeah, actually you were kind of I didn't get in trouble at all Yeah, the the chocolate fountain the it's all of the screams non-usupervised. Well, let's COVID did another COVID loss Mm-hmm the chocolate fountain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, studio Yeah, dude, you know, I want one man, I want one but No, so he didn't You want to go pass that? I know I actually don't know I just said calm calm found. Yeah, calm. Come on. Come on. Yep. Sure. So where we got higher a calm guy We have have have a calm guy that comes and fills it up. Where's he gonna source? Where's he sourcing the come from if I was him Her bank, baby

12:32It's a regular boy thing It's an absolutely regular boy, you get even imagine I know all that give me a pee Let's see we go we want to buy a value. It was any so what happened with the sky he got stabbed Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I was trying to how come this never happened to Chris Hansen am I crazy to think it did No, it did not happen to Chris Hansen well the difference is that the Chris Hansen it He was running a TV production and he had security And he knew and and that's it he knew how to trap these guys He knew how to like get put these guys into a Situation where they were kind of dazzled by the lights because that's the thing about Americans is that you put cameras You put lights on us were dazzled like it's you're like it's exciting. Okay. I'm on a TV show now All right, so I'm on it it disarms them But this guy he just met a guy to booth in a fucking Tim Horton's goes you were fucking pedophile

13:32You're a fucking pedophile come with me and the course the guy is a psychopath so he pulls out a knife and he stabs Now much how do you do with this right you see if you want to catch a pedophile you got to do it with a net That's the first thing you're doing wrong you got to put a copy of boys life on an open hole with we leaves underneath it And then you put a net on top of that and then the manful the pedophile's way that's what you're doing wrong That's what you want to do if you want to catch up at a file as would you want to do this nicky sal guy August 26 Help everyone we're back on the road and we could use some help in these puts this cash app in there We got to be careful man with catching predators because sometimes are some of them are predators And also guess what people really react poorly to being called a pedophile. They really don't like it It makes you angry Well at the Tim Horton's in December Atala accused one of the men James Morris And that's the other thing too you got two guys showing up so that you can't have two guys James Morris I'm trying to meet with a 14 year old girl and allegedly threatened him as a result a fight broke out between Atala

14:33Morris and the other man leading to Morris allegedly stabbing Atala Atala was hospitalized the physical altercation endangered a one year old child who had been at the Tim Horton's with their family So this guy in an attempt to save children ended up actually endangering a toddler I am like I'm kind of into this the idea of like there's a lot of pedophile baiting on the internet now That's a big deal. It's kind of been around Offly enough. It's been around pedophile baiting. Oh, yeah, and so no it's been around for five Like the new rapper no, it's your rapper now you can see other people doing it and being successful Yeah, so they're like I can do that. Yeah, which it does make sense because But oh you have to remember I'm gonna put this out there to my phone to anybody who's a vigilante It's extremely shaky ground to stand on yeah, it's so hard That's a part of the reason why the whole Chris Hanson thing fell apart is because he had the two guys commit suicide after the fact And then I believe he was ensued Within an inch of his life

15:35And the entire production company was sued and everything fell apart And it's just really hard. I like that's why it's super important if you're gonna catch a pedophile That you dress as a child with a giant lolly pop and he has to fuck you That's the only way. Oh my god. I love the shots from the Tim the action shots from the Tim Hortons are on Facebook Yeah, it's just another time. Oh, they happen. They have these physical disputes It's always the Tim Hortons unfortunately Is the Canadian equivalent of waffle house, but we got a couple in the north yeah, and they're the worst Yeah, I mean this was actually this is New York state. This is upper New York state. That is the single most basically can Yeah, if you are I'm sorry guys. We have a lot of listeners upstate New York if you're visiting attempts In upstate New York You're wrong. Yeah, no you have to fucking stop going there. You have to shut these Tim Hortons down I like Tim Hortons. You are disgusting How do you like the heart? I like the coffee I like you

16:35You are completely it is the one thing. I'm fully going to full body fight you on Tim Hortons is objectively The worst chain the only one that's worse is in the UK costa. Yeah, yeah costa and I also I'm sorry Coffee bean blows. Yes. I also don't like caribbean Seattle's best caribbean all fucking suck pizza Hard to make coffee it is hard actually. Well, that's what I like about Tim Hortons because it's like peets I hate Starbucks. I hate all Starbucks is drinkable, but I hate them as a company I don't think they're drinking I hate Starbucks coffee so much Tim Hortons coffee. It's got that wateriness to it that you know You're drinking bad coffee. That's the I like that bad bag of coffee exactly. That's what it is It's both because I love but I love bodega. I grew up on bodega coffee throughout by you know 20s and 30s I drink it every single day, you know the milk and two sugars. Give me fucking you know light and sweet And Tim Hortons coffee has a hint of that to it. See I can't drink Tim Hortons coffee because it's weaker than the kids that this guy was trying to fuck

17:39Exactly Exactly I can't have coffee for children and fold them grown ants coffee I mean the food's horrible. Yeah Tim Hortons food makes Dunkin donuts look like a mission-let Star restaurant. I like that glaze donuts. I like to get it. I like to get a coffee in the glaze donut You're fucking traitor to this fucking country. Last time I went to cook asked me to pee in a cup for him. Yeah Oh, man. Well, at least you know now if you're a non-offending pedophile and you want to meet some people go to Tim Hortons That is honestly it is nice you can go there. You're amongst others Specifically non-practicing pedophiles get along well. So what's gonna put holes in those donuts? Yeah, I mean this guy's just gonna end up in jail this Influencer like he started with second degree criminal nuisance and danger in the welfare of a child and third degree assault He was previously charged in January with first degree assault from third degree criminal possession of a weapon and tampering with physical evidence I don't know what this guy thinks is gonna happen. Like I don't know what his what his in-game is

18:45Legal challenges are piling up so fucking much Well, he's not smart enough to know that there's not a single fucking TV network. It's gonna take a chance on someone who's so violent You're correct. Yeah, he is not smart enough to understand that. Yeah Chris Hansen sort of understood that which is the reason why he developed it all into a fucking show Right developed to a gigantic show because of how popular the specials were because you remember they started a special And then they got huge right because everyone was got super interested in because everybody loves watching pedophiles get busted I did not watch the show see I was a big I love that show I watch it. I watch them as every You love body cam for the show. Well, yeah, and we were big cops house. We watched a lot of cops I watch a lot of catcher. I love all those shows. I love the air shows. We didn't watch cops. We just looked out the window Yeah, it was right there I mean of course Hansen then he was sued and do oblivion because of the guys committing suicide But I also don't think that they were who's the families of the people that committed suicide But does that even work? Yeah, were they actually pedophiles?

19:45Well, that's just say they were there It's tricky territory because they went there to have sex They went there to have sex with the child if there's no child there though actually to have sex with and if then they'd be then Don't have sex with the child on some level there is a legal DAP like on at some point like you can prove all these things that they were on their way to do it and they showed all these things But in the very very end if they didn't actually do something they can often be just let go So a lot of these guys that were caught into catcher predator went through the system went all the stuff And then when there's nut there's not enough tangible evidence to put them in jail They specifically they're just let out. So what do they like they show up and they're like oh, I was Just I was gonna show up and tell him to not do it literally a lot of guys do that often And then a lot of guys they'll do a thing a lot you'll see a lot It's especially if you see these they claim that like I was this was a fantasy I never expected it to be a real little girl I thought it was another adult that was like doing a fantasy with me even if they get all the ways of the point

20:48Where they're in front of one of the copycats in the room They still kind of have this idea of like this was never also supposed to be real and that's how they quote-unquote get away with it Yeah, and Rob is scrubbing through some footage right now and as you can see like there were there was one scene where there were about Four cops chasing after a guy. Oh, yeah, they had armed cops there So Chris didn't worked with the police. Yeah, they hide in the background and then he interviews them for a few minutes first And then eventually he's like well, I have something to tell you yeah, I'm Chris Hansen from date line And then as soon as he says that all these cameras come out and then they're like oh fuck Yeah, they walk out in the cops and normally they're to arrest them But if there is no evidence they can't keep them wow so this is where free cable blow jobs comes from Very interesting Toppy you Chris Hansen's an interesting dive on him Chris Hansen is a strange individual very strange by

21:48Quite litigious so I am looking forward to the Robert Patinson movie though. Oh, yes, I want man I I saw that Odyssey yeah, yeah, Patinson was phenomenal love our path and that's the thing is that I Found I discovered that I like him more as a villain He too then is it anything else he's not bad guy face He's incredible bad guy because he the way he juts out the his bottom jaw is perfect and his eyebrows Yeah, but that guy eyebrows Yeah, and he can go from being looking tough to looking scared. It's the cowardly villain. Yeah, so well He's a great actor incredible and also I love his Batman. Yeah Yeah, I love his Batman too, and I also thought man was it Mickey 19 Mickey 17. I never saw it underrated Yeah, he's the only he's the reason why that movie is watchable people Yeah, Mark Ruffalo kind of fucks it up with his like Trump character. I hate his Trump. Yeah, he really he does like he drags the whole movie down Looks like written by like Rachel madhouse. I know, but if it was but the thing is about is that if we were in

22:49At still in an era where a bunch of movies were coming out all the time. Yeah, it would have been seen I think as a really fun like kind of classic genre sci-fi movie that but everyone Warned it to be like the next parasite and they weren't it to say all of this shit and it's like it's just a fucking sci-fi movie And it's okay. It's just a sci-fi movie. Yeah It's interesting that you say that Ruffalo was bad at his like Trump character It's because he's so opposite of it. You kind of need someone who James Woods probably would have been a better casting Yeah, or why do you think Alec Baldwin was so good at it because he's so close to him He's the most like Trump of the left. Yes Yeah, that's why it worked. Well now he's regulated to doing memes with his wife And you've seen the most recent memes. He does a lot of meme videos with with a lot of you could care She makes him rap. He looks like he wants to blow his fucking brains out Because he used to be something. Yeah, he really did Yeah, he really really now he's now he's essentially a manny. How do we feel about Chris Hanson? Is he a cook guys?

23:54He a bad guy. He is a straight down the middle, right? He is dubious. Yeah Yeah, I would I'm chaotic neutral. Yeah, I'm neutral Something that I feel like has to be done. Yeah, but it's also very dangerous and it's for your own personal glory Which pisses me off too? He benefits because he's some kind of fucking hero. Yes He benefits entirely and a lot of the cases get thrown out and as you can see he He inspired so many people who are just going out and causing chaos in the world for no gain whatsoever Yeah, like all the all the all this guy did this fucking influencer All he did was get into a fight at Tim Hortons and almost kill a one-year-old child Yeah, see that's kind of what we've been saying more and more on side stories is like Don't hurt your local pedophile. Don't like don't do bad like physical things to them torture them mentally Sure, yeah, gangsta like gangsta the movie shit around like do that kind of stuff like to play their tires Their car like right pedophile on their fucking male a lot

24:56If you get arrested for anything get arrested for harassment Yeah, you can beat that especially if you never touch him. Yeah, never ever touch him never touch him Always just do right on the border and do a lot of oh you gonna hit me pussy? You gonna hit me pussy. Yeah, and then when they do what do you do? That's my strategy. Well, that's my fight strategy mark Well, what you do is you'd never let him know it's you you do it completely anonymously Of course anonymously. Yeah, you cannot let him you can't even let him know that someone is fucking with him You have to make him question his own sanity. It's gangsta. I can want to want Russian tasks Yeah, Russian tactics always win NFBI tactics and CIA tactics. We learn in Scientology tactics We learn it to us. Yeah, they did that learned it from you Scientology because I was watching you I learned it from watching you I want to hire private investigator some folks in the best ABC Tuesdays TV's hottest PI is back

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29:09Xton was found guilty of attempted murder in two counts of philonious assault with two firearms specifications attached to each of the three accounts he scheduled to be sentenced on September 21st Prosecutors alleged that Xton walked into the restaurant with a loaded firearm pointed it at the victim and Attempted to fire the weapon According to an arrest warrant. However, Xton's weapon failed to discharge as the weapon appeared to still have the safety on Oh, very now the key here is the video the video is give you can go watch it. It's crazy So he comes in I think he's wearing a Chicago Bears jersey or something. What is he what? Okay, it looks bears it looks like bears colors colors. Yeah, hold the video here He's definitely not pretending to be anyone else. Okay This is a full hypothetical obviously You're gonna go kill your ex-wife. Mm-hmm. What are you wearing? Because you got to get you know you're waking up that day to kill your ex-wife. Yeah, right?

30:12You're wait you're ready to kill your ex-wife You know you're putting the clothes on that are gonna be in the video Am I doing it like this in the middle of a restaurant? Yeah, let's say you're you've gone completely insane I don't care about her car. Yeah, no you think old the goal is to be caught. Okay. All right that changes everything That's what I'm saying yeah Yeah, cuz I'm not if that's the thing if I'm doing it this brazenly I'm not thinking I'm not gonna be thinking about what I'm wearing you see that's funny I'm the opposite I would be wearing like a message on my shirt. Oh dude a bag of hat. Yeah Money the waters That's a good tactic And whatever out there to his chap Maybe I don't know a Nixon mask. Oh, yeah, and maybe like a Nixon T shirt and Nixon's the one Every piece of Nixon merchandise I can find just dress head to toe. I think I'd finally and I'll yell I think I'd finally wear all that Asian gear. I'm not a lot of wear anymore. You know what that big kimono

31:15I'd wear right where the big cone hat. Oh, you wouldn't go to shiki Oh, no cuz you don't because if I don't want to be racing ever has a chance of coming back You can't be the guy who wore it to kill us. Why no? That's a big and it even more. I'm a fat man. There's to shiki advocate that is looking for the Window back in I need the pan racial to shiki to be back on me. Yes sure Okay, so yeah, you can wear I guess where yeah the kimono and the pan racial yeah pan racial got your and so all right So we cut to this so he goes to fire the gun right yeah, and it jams and We know he'd have got to turn the safety off and the x wife knows exactly what's happening She puts her hand out and she yells no Well, she set up her she saw him coming through the window and set up her phone There's actually an angle from her phone. Yeah, she like set it up to record whatever he was gonna say to her Because she knew it was gonna be super abusive. Yeah, and then and then it's fucking and then she's just She caught him like pointing the gun at the phone base. It was fucking crazy, but who saves her

32:17The waiter the way and I've never never seen a waiter save anybody No, waiters too good no, waiters too good and what you got to remember man like whoa Wow the angle from her phone is fucking heroin. Yeah, it really is, but you know we've all worked as she's laughing like it's she's like Oh, what's he gonna fucking do yeah, we've all worked as waiters at one point in our lives. I haven't you haven't no I've never done food service. I only worked as a waiter when waiters didn't show up. Got you That's why I was just angry and then told everyone to go fuck them. No, I never had the skill set I was never good enough to be away. Oh, no, no I got fired from every waiter job I ever Really bad I knew I was not that was not for me. I got back a house face But back when I was a you know, but back when I was dabbling in the food service industry like we didn't really think about The mass shooting cat like the mass shooting possibility Like people who work in public now every single one of them thinks about that They think about they have to they have to think about like what's gonna happen if a guy comes in here with a gun

33:19And that guy that waiter obviously had decided that if a guy comes in with the gun I'm gonna have to fucking tackle him but to save as many people and also to save himself. I eat think it's it's so daunting That we keep putting this back on our people that work for minimum wage. Yes. No, it's a fucking it's a tragedy It is it is really fucked up That we're at a point where that waiter had to do something like this. Yeah, there's also again a big message y'all Don't kill your ex-wife. Mm-hmm. You know, it's the most excellent revenge a life well lived to That is the most excellent revenge is to lose that weight Well, okay, and that guy got on a peloton loss some weight got a better attitude learned how to play guitar Maybe got a better job. Maybe got to shave his face got a better haircut Maybe he had a bit of you know like all that kind of stuff Maybe he'd be seeing more dividends in his day-to-day life. Well, he claimed that his life was ruined by the divorce

34:25Hence the attempted murder in his testimony as it said he was frustrated by how she'd handled their divorce Which occurred in 2024 he said he became homeless after their split despite working as a prosecutor in Michigan And practicing law in Ohio So it sounds to me that this is a man who does not know how to manage his life in any way whatsoever if he's a lawyer and he's homeless He must be a really bad lawyer Yeah, you're a fucking lawyer. Yeah, you end up homeless you fucked up Yeah, he's calling himself homeless because his wife took the house. Yeah, no, I'm sure he has an apartment that he ran Yes, you know, he's just like literally just adding to the drama. No, he's a prick Yeah, he's a fucking prick and he did he thought that he could just kill her and I'm so glad she lived Yeah, that's the best part about the story is that she gets to number one First of all, what is every woman of a certain age love to be right survivor? Oh Survivor my mom is just like there's things you could do like like there are things the way my mom even kind of just thinks about stuff

35:25There's just been like And sometimes it's just wonderful. I got to fight that abusa like just because it gave her strength She loved the idea of it. This woman is invincible now. Oh, you could see as soon as the shooter was taken down to the ground She stands up and starts standing starts pointing her finger at him fucking yelling Right You're a bad You're a bad You're bad to be in a hunt You got a stupid add-on and Jack it doesn't fit you fat you come here and try to kill me in the states restaurant This fucking place never asked for that That fat fucker taken down by the replacement wait up He was the one who came over when the shift ended for Shelley that picked up the beginning of the jack I didn't even get to touch my calf my calf to egg rolls I can't talk these look good or no. Oh no, yeah, no, that's probably those that's cough to which is you know that do you like what's the spuds

36:25Do you ever get those one of my favorite meats at a Mediterranean restaurant like because I love these the stick It's like hamburger on a stick see I like the poopy the ones that look like poops. Yeah, I like the poops I like that. That's what that is. That's the poops. That's the poops meat in Mediterranean food when they put it in a spring roll Okay, well, I like Afghani food. Yeah, you like the poops. Yeah, I do like the poops meat I don't I don't like pre-cut egg rolls though because they get in they get cold on the inside. Yeah That's a really good point. I don't like pre-cut eggs because also to me it shows all the grease coming out It's presentational kind of we don't need to do this. Yeah, I don't need to see what's on the insect is it what's on the inside of an egg rolls and ever appetite They dry out. Yeah, they dry out. It's why it's in an egg roll This one comes from um britney g and Toledo. She says it's patio season and the patio at suke is hard to be Comfortable seating and lovely views Maybe that's why you went to go shoot her there. It's like thank god. There's a patio Oh, I can see right in excellent Perfect place to kill your ex-wife. Yeah, they got great reviews unless morio is on is on yeah

37:28It's doing his shift because then he's gonna take you down He's been waiting to attack a customer for Years because that's the thing never give a waiter an opportunity to attack you They have been filled with so much pen up rage Oh my god, he find this guy finally gets to attack a customer Yeah, just a fight and attacking a customer that's every Everyone who has ever worked in customer service has had that fantasy And you want it you want it you want to be able to like just like one day just someone's gonna come in I'm just gonna take out all this fucking rage I have on that fucking asshole. Yeah, my manager at borders was like If someone shop lifts from here you were to chase him into the street and get those books back And it was like absolutely not. Yeah, you know what it reminds me of um What's the new snake documentary called god of snakes? Monster of God monsters of God The way when they start off episode two and talk to the undercover cop and he says like I

38:33Can't wait for one of them to come into my house. I Master bait to the thought of one of them Coming to my house. It's just surrounded by guns. Nobody got it The nicest gun I've ever seen in my life I'm masturbate to the thought of that. That's everyone who works in customer service Oh just wait for someone to come in that they can unleash all their rage. I remember I was working security at a At the Shenai Twain concert when I was a kid. I was 16 years old full football at ease strong probably strongest I've been my whole life. You know, yeah, I mean, I know you're telling the story And I just gotta say that don't impress me much. Oh Good work. Thank you So I'll sit there. My job is to guard the back of the hill of the lawn He'll lead the guys like if anyone runs up the hill you gotta stop him You don't let him in the concert for free and then my 16 year old ass I'm just sitting up there. I'm like anyone tries to come up. I'm just gonna let him in Good for them. Yeah, who gives me a fuck yeah, who cares? Yeah, 30 minutes later. I'm like someone comes up this fucking hill

39:36I'm gonna tackle him so goddamn hard. I'm gonna beat the yeah You're allowed to fucking uncork the rage of somebody. Yeah, yeah, that's what they gave you at the end Never give that give that power to 16 year old. Oh, no, now they just take it to Reddit And then I just started walking around the crowd looking for people smoking weed This is gonna be like a baby for this. I found some guy smoking weed and I put my flashlight in his face I was like hey, give me that I work here I He's like he's like what do you do? I was like give me your weed you gave it to me that's left I went smoke yeah, I'll buy the back Yeah, it's science way concert. That's okay That's okay because you smoke it actually that that is solely fine Yeah, because at the end of the day he was probably so Happy that he didn't get kicked out of the concert. Yeah, yeah, that's fine I'm gonna arrested there for smoking weed like weeks later Yeah, that's karma. Unfortunately, that is karma. I went to a Wu-Teng concert Before they were three hours late. I was there with a date. We went

40:39We had rolled up a huge ass blunt We were there for like two hours waiting like they didn't show them to like was like three hours 15 I light up the blunt for and the second a bouncer comes grabs the blunt out of my hands throws it on the ground stomps on it I would have rather him smoked it Yeah, like that is where it's supposed to go makes me angry when they waste that I'm surprised like you That's that's how I know you really are a germ of hope because I would have tried to like that shit back up No, he destroyed it. Oh, yeah, he destroyed it. He was just like I'm like what the fuck yeah, this is so much worse than the smoke I was just a ground up We've got someone else fucking sweep up. I fucking dare fire him So many people are focused on where their money is today Acorns is the financial wellness app that cares about where your money is going tomorrow And with the acorns potential screen you can find out what your money is capable of Sign up a minute and start automatically investing even if all you got is spare change now that's not some acorns

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45:56Don't forget there's no safe like simply safe I Speak it of just something else for somebody else to speak to sweep up a TV's news anchor Stabbed her fucking mother to a former news anchor fatally stabbed her mother in her own bed during a horrific Halloween attack before allegedly claiming she did it to quote save myself Angelin and G mock actually I read that and it's like there's no way her name's Angelin. It is yeah Yeah, it's Australian. Well, she's we because I believe she's this is which is Kansas. Yeah, Angela in this very angeline angeline angeline Angie mock 48 entered a guilty plea to first degree murder in connection with the death of her 80-year-old mother Anita avers on October 31st last year inside their shared residence in Wichita, Kansas Disturbing fresh details regarding the crime scene have surfaced in a probable cause affidavit Responding officers discovered avers unresponsive in bed dressed only an underwear in a bra

47:01Position beneath blankets in an extensive pool of blood bearing severe stab wounds to her face head neck torso and arms in a particularly chilling detail for blood-covered kitchen knives and a bloodied Cheese grater allegedly positioned on a pillow beside her head court record stated all the utensils had blood on them Wow, so she fucking got out the cheese grater got out the cheese grater now you think all right Pre or post murder I think because aers was transported to the hospital But subsequently succumbed her injuries. She was still alive when cops showed up. She was still alive So she was just she's great in her Somewhere yeah, she's she's great nurse stavana her with four different knives. I mean she's It's anger, you know, she's really taking out a lot of anger and also also extreme mental illness Yeah, she's in her bed. Okay, she's in her bed. She's laying there. She's sleeping the victim. Okay The woman comes in she hates her mom. She stabs her

48:02Then she goes to the kitchen and gets another knife. No, she's show up with a bucket of knives and a cheese grater Starts going to town From what you do it I mean, I would probably get one. I imagine I would stab once you break the knife because knives aren't always as strong You think they're they hit a phone they break. Yeah, that's one of the times you get caught really bad if you stab them She did she get a cut really bad that she got taken my hospital with her Cuts her hands. Yeah. Yeah, so I think that she stabbed once didn't work went and got another knife And then like it didn't work again, and then the third time she's like alright. I'm just gonna bring a bunch back You'll be surprised I do genuinely believe that on some level you'd be surprised at how you would react to getting Murdered. I think everybody assumes that when you could stab a couple of times especially because she this is an old woman I think a lot of people assumes oh, you're gonna freak out and you're gonna try to run away. I can also see You are so overwhelmed by the experience that you're not even really like people talk about it not feeling real

49:05People talk about it all being like like all rushing together So you can kind of see how she might have just laid there in a half asleep state. It's also your daughter Yeah, stab you too. It's not some stranger exactly. There's that old expression like everyone has a plan to they get punched in the face Yeah, it's Mike Tyson. I've got I've got a little bit of a timeline here. Okay, detective say mock later claimed She had gone into her mother's bedroom to discuss an upcoming TV job interview when she found Avers quote unquote sharpening knives Her mother was apparently sharpening knives My mom always does that before going to sleep A mock alleged her mother came after her with a knife and fought her before she grabbed a knife herself and got on top of her Investigators also reportedly described betrayal of bloody droplets throughout the residence They reportedly discovered a bloody butcher knife alongside mocks phone on a living room coffee table While the victims blood soaked phone had been discarded in the kitchen sink the affidator reveals mock made startling allegations about her mother during

50:07Questioning and this also this has a little bit of bearing on how much you believe of the you know the assailant story She allegedly insisted Avers was the devil and Spuing venom and maintained she stabbed her mother because she believed her life was in danger Of course mock stepfather told authorities her mental health had significantly deteriorated following her dismissal from her broadcasting career What is it about news anchors? I feel like news anchors in what respect are Like low-key Some of the more unstable people Yeah, really? Because you've kind of see there's a lot of like there is weird news anchor boring But I feel like that's kind of the issue is I feel like there's a lot of times we project this idea on to news anchors kind of like Witting the story that the famous story with the astronaut with the diaper and she drove across the country, you know Like kind of shit where we're like does do rational people do this and they start to find out like oh within the science community

51:11There's quite a lot of loony tunes. Yeah a lot of crazy people in science community. They're just good at their jobs They just think a certain way and you apply a boring label to them because you assume that they have to be boring to be a scientist We're same thing with like news anchors. I feel like a lot of times they end up being kind of crazy Well, they are just proficient professional busy bodies Damn yeah, they're going somewhere ask but hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? What's going on here? Just something like the shimpa can find someone who's willing to talk to us Bad hour was a crazy guy right? He's a bad dude. We got um what's this but uh they get Kelly Ripa skinny Yeah, you got the I'm trying to think of a liar Johnson I mean for the Johnson. Yeah, I mean for the most part, you know, they're pretty level like you know, um, what do you call it? What's his name good night and good luck? Edward Armorow. Yeah, he was very good You know, I would say Sam Donaldson It's not really him right? I don't know. I grew up watching Sam Donaldson. I like Sam Donald's Ted do a couple does weird stuff. Yeah, I mean, I feel like the guys do weird stuff Marlborough we know did weird stuff. Yeah, how do we is Harald O considered

52:15News he's considered amongst he's there, but yeah, he's a crazy one too. Yeah, he was yeah I think from what I read I read a book not too long ago about Meditation was called 10% happier and it was written by a TV news anchor Who had discovered like meditation helped him to calm down the craziest ones are the war correspondents Oh, those are the ones that are but they're just awesome. Yeah, they're amazing. Just focus cigarettes and drinking whiskey Yeah, and this guy was a war correspondent at some point He went from like the desk to war course to religion to war correspondent man Who is the poor who was the chick that was played by gone girl with the eye patch? Yeah She was fucking all so what was her name? Rosemond Pike Rosemond Pike was the actress who played the the journalist the famous journalist. Yes Yeah, yeah, she was fucking badass dude. I love that shit. I don't know of news anchors. I think this is a This is more of a Skitzo effective This is like I would say I'd say there probably aren't a lot of skitzo skitzo frenics in the news anchor business

53:22Side stories help you to get a gmail.com. Do you know? So I won't with schizophrenia? No, it's been the news business to die for once last time You all see that Kidman Oh, man, that's the 90s. Oh, yeah, I love all that shit night crawler night crawler's I love that kind of stuff. Oh, well, I hope that she gets better. She had previously been employed at Fox 2 in St. Louis, Missouri Establishing herself as a recognizable presence on local television following her hiring in 2011 oh, man, because I'm I love local news. Oh, yeah, I'm I fucking every time we anytime we go somewhere and play a show I spend most of my time in the hotel room just watching the local news. I love especially in other countries I love local news man in other countries local news, but yet like the local news in Tulsa, Oklahoma or in a Tulsa was Incredible like there was a whole this whole story on a horse girl that had the most incredible name in the world

54:24I actually do have to look this up. I took pictures. No, what I like just as much as local news is local radio commercials Pittsburgh yeah, Pittsburgh has some of the best radio commercials Possible you always put it wrong with that town. It is my favorite exactly what are the main problems? Yeah, like they it is The Pittsburgh accent in an official capacity. It is one of my favorite things like hearing a guy in Pittsburgh accent saying stuff like Trouble Gordon on in Iran to be you know me like Yeah, oh yeah, there was a new story about a girl as she was a horse girl. She was a rodeo girl. Her name was Piper Tune. Oh She had to be it that she had to be a horse girl. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, her mother's Heather Tune Heather Tune Oh, bad. I love local news so much. Oh, and there's also I also love to see all of the different mistakes they make like here's

55:26I have a picture here of their news report in which they wrote number of tipple digits instead of triple digits And I watched the news for a whole hour. They didn't correct it the second time No one caught it I love love local news because you get to see this guy Darryl Riggins Oh I'd like to send this to you Rob so you can put it up on the video. Oh, Darryl Darryl's just try to be a man Well, he was arrested with a mobile meth lab. Oh, yeah, look at us. Just trying to be a man Just trying to be a guy To make it through just trying to make it through Um, but so yeah, this is the first time I've seen that a um a local news anchor has been Like directly involved in a brutal Murr in which he thought that her mother was Satan. Yeah, hey man good for here's the first. Yeah, you never know You never know. You never know. You never know and speaking of brutal murder brutal mutilations cattle mutilations back in the news. Thank you

56:27It's news you can use I feel like this is You remember So oh wow, I guess we did also skip right past pedophile corner. We really did Oh, oh don't touch me. Yeah, we did skip right But I guess oh don't touch me. It's more about the pedophile hunter than it was a pedophile. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've grown So I gotta say Henry with all the shitty alien news that's been coming out late Yeah, I dump and everything on us and we can't Care about it because it's all coming from fucking shit. It's all stuff that we've seen Yes, it's all stuff that we've seen before a lot of the stuff that's been re-released and these new aliens.gov fucking horses shit It's all been released into various areas. We've all seen these videos already Cash Patel also thought it was really cute to make it all look like ex files So they could continue to make fun of us from this idea of that we are obviously so stupid and naive To even want this proof he has to make sure to insult us while we're receiving it. Yes

57:33Yes, the key that the key is to make sure we still know that we're wrong and stupid. How much of the community knows they're being insulted I'd say straight at 50% and the other 50% right now We're just kind of chasing after this other idea of disclosure that is gone Yeah, I mean well, they want it so bad and they think that maybe this is right and so they'll take they'll chase It's the information hounds like a chase every single bit of information They think if they gather enough information then they'll see something that nobody else will see they'll see the pattern I did to that that if we Did just people that like the movie disclosure day? Mm-hmm are exactly kind of the issue right which is this idea that that that in some Someone in an official capacity within the government is finally going to give everybody the proof that they need as if The phenomena itself can be even recorded in that way. Yeah, it cannot no

58:34We know it cannot well, you know, we know that one of the kids can you know you're right? We don't know we don't know Yeah, we don't have the technology to record it just yet there might be some infrared camera that has that captures Some let like that would be really cool if one day there was this camera where they find some frequency Where they actually can show like oh that's what it actually looks like yeah I feel they got to require entirely understanding human consciousness which they'll never do Yeah, I see I'm more talking about extra terrestrials. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no that's what I mean Like if we got I could see not being able to photograph the the uap's sure But the actual like things walking around oh, yeah, you got to be able to take a photo with them Oh, yeah, of course, but they don't want to be taking pictures of apparently You know, it really is when you when you're at a concert in Los Angeles like a big concert in Los Angeles That's really when you start to have that question like it's you know Me and Caroli were enjoying a hot dog at the Rose Bowl We went and saw guns and roses and it's when she leaned over and asked like so do you think aliens just walking around among us

59:38Because you see that at those sorts of concerts. That's when you really see just the true weirdos of Southern California Yeah, LA is trying to be human Yeah, trying really hard to be human is where aliens have went. Yeah, if they are anywhere they're here Yeah, yeah, if they want to fucking gain some notoriety They want to make in the biz what here, but my theory They're in the desert. They're just outside of here in the desert because I saw so many desert people that guns and roses show Yeah, like a skin walker ranch is neighbors. Yeah, I get into all that one day one day. Yeah, so but this is the one of the things that I really I don't believe in this shit. No fence Henry. It just doesn't make any sense to me. Sure, but the cow mutilation thing is the only thing I can't figure out or have like any kind of can't explain away They know and can a new documentary not one drop of blood available to stream this week on avisod prime video Investigates the enduring phenomenon and the recent cluster of cases in organs remote harney county

1:00:40The mystery intensified in February 2021 when one mutilated cow was discovered on ranch land before six more were found across the county with body parts missing and reportedly no blood remaining one local law enforcement officer admits in the film that the baffling evidence has pushed him towards an extraordinary explanation quote my personal opinion It's aliens see and I should know because I lived in horny county my whole life has I legitimately This is The legitimately one of the more mysterious parts of the entire phenomena because what's doing it if there's no footprints There's no blood Like there's always an idea that there was some kind of predator behavior that there's some kind of poaching behavior It just doesn't match any part of the word that we know why would you poach a cow and not take its meat Yeah, and only take its blood only take its blood sometimes it's tongue. It's testicles and it's others

1:01:40And that's constantly what they all do the one thing that's different about this is in the past I've seen it they say it's like a laser that cuts it off and this they say a scalpel But that's also I mean that just might be the term that that dude is using using his own knowledge Okay, yeah, it's I mean because you're right We're not taught you're not talking to a medical professional there. You're talking to some small-time sheriff who's just using his own Yeah, I got a laser get it You know that you know those wonderful plates the president makes laser cut with the beautiful bosoms of maligning Yeah, that's what he's talking about yeah, I mean the one of the craziest things for me is you know just growing up and You know up on ranches and texas and you know can't you see in dead cattle around Everywhere it's the fact that the cows just drop where they are there's no it's not like they're being chased It's not like they're it's weird. It's they just drop and then they're done The more interesting thing is no other scavenger animals ever eat them. That's a huge thing

1:02:42That is a massive thing because that's what you do like you want to get actually get rid of um, you know cow when kekas cows die all the time like when you're a rancher like it just fucking happens disease whatever You have to get rid of them because otherwise you're just You're a guy. It's a coyotes buffet. Yeah, it's a feast Yeah, I I mean it's it is very interesting. They don't get touched It's also what are they getting out of it? What do they get out of it? What is the point of this besides is it practicing For us maybe they're taking their fucking they're dicking their balls and their tongues and they're making new cows and space It eating cheeseburgers on planet Zee not also cloud cow tongue is delicious It's a cheeseburger on planet Zee You go like tongue no not really We had it though. Yeah, I made you eat it. I've had it in the Jewish delis Like I've tried it multiple times my father made me try it as a child Yeah, because he thought it was funny because it's just like back I was back when they were just like you know have like a tongue. Oh, yeah in the in the deli case

1:03:46I don't think I just there's so many other good parts of a cow see if everyone I want to eat it's tongue Ured Langua the Spanish version of tongue no Mexican version tongue. No, maybe I have a dude Stood see stewed Did you have a yeah, Manuto no, I mean he doesn't have that that's all thing but I'm also I'm super not into try Yeah, I like try if I had try in Soweto and it was gray and I was scared and I did it out of courage and I was Thought it was delicious really. Yeah, I like livery nine years. So do I livery nine years phenomenal? Do carnival? He showed me Lebanese oh Dude livery nine years The best form of livery nine years I have ever had in my life I'll try that with strength I Know this is the this is one of those I'd actually just had a long conversation with a friend of mine about this idea with because we still are very mine I'm still very much of the mind that if they are physically here

1:04:47It's bad news and that this is an example of why it's bad news because the Let's just say I think they're safer than we are what do you mean? I if they're around I will less scared of them that I am of human beings you think the idea My my view is they are still just curious but it's neutral and And neutrals bad neutrals bad versus positive because neutral means they don't doesn't matter What the outcome of the engagement that they have with us is it isn't matter like so they we I don't think we feature very much in their plans I think that it's like they're looking at an handheld very much so you know I don't care that it exists, but it's a moment of fucks with me. I'll kill it all basically Yeah, that's how I view it. I mean my my fantasy I do have a fantasy of the nature preserve theory that the galaxy finds earth to be such a beautiful strange place That it likes to keep it the way it is like a nature preserve like we would a nature preserve our national park

1:05:52And they come and visit us all the time to look at it to look at it and it's like it's a tourist spot. It's tourist trap or We're the last reserves of resources In this part of the universe and they're waiting till they're completely done. Yeah And then they like starship troopers in a way better hurry up when they're almost out ourselves Oh, buddy. I actually think that's part of the uptick of all the activity I think it's a part of the uptick of activities like oh fuck We might need to go get that stuff before they ruin everything But also it doesn't matter because the earth's gonna be here for all the earth Doesn't even care what kind of climate what we do do it. It's just gonna kill us Yeah, and then it's gonna go back to normal. Yeah, we've only been here a few hundred thousand. Yes It's gonna kill humans and the earth's just gonna go right back. It's because snap at it'll go through an ice age fix itself and it'll come back It's gonna be great. Yeah, it'll be done. It's not back many many times. Yeah, many many many times We don't even know what the fuck happened dinosaurs were 65 million years ago

1:06:52Yeah, we don't know what the fuck's happened on this goddamn room. Yeah before that man gumbies. I wish Gumbies there might have been humans ten times. We have no fucking idea. Now we do In the middle of the day, but now we're really pushing them in That is deep in the waters. That's bad talk man. He's getting there. That's the merion talk Yeah, that is the merion dog, you know, he's really getting into it. There's two really cool Documentaries that just came out like a series one's called eons and one's called humans Both on PBS they will answer many of the questions that you just post. Oh, okay. Yeah eons is by far the worst 311 apple This is why they're not coming for Cuz you know, they're not coming because we're just we're all mixed up. Yeah, we're done We're done. They don't know what to do with us. We can't help. All right. When day you turn around you find the the muscle is you Is that what the lyrics are to all mixed up? And then I hit start hitting the bomb

1:08:01Our all right, all right, well, you know, I just got to say What a breath of fresh air. This has been hasn't it been fun because it's nice to talk about topics freely Just a little bit talking about some true crime getting in there I'm back up speed getting a little bit because we've been playing hardcore history for a while here Yeah, we have we really have been so now it's good. You can we're gonna get back into some fucking blood and guts before we get back to some Super dark history because I do believe the next head On the Mount Rushmore view is not too far away. It's really not It's not too far away at all. Yeah, we were we're gonna do plan right now Phoenix the the set is not too far away Don't talk to him. Phoenix just a couple hours down the road. Oh, Phoenix You know the time I get to Phoenix. We'll have the next head on the Mount Rushmore people You know, it's funny is that I didn't think of the city I thought of the mediocre musician from the All right, that's not a band. It's a person. I think it's a person. I think it's just a guy

1:09:01I refuse I will my brain thought of the guy that was Orion There's nothing new with anything really. You know what I mean the musician. Yeah, fake Elvis. Wow Great documentary Thank you very much for joining us today ladies and gentlemen We also we have after our next zero killer. We've got a good weirdo a good con man From old times Who's gonna be a fucking just strange journey and then yes the next head on the Mount Rushmore of evil So thank you very much patreon.com I'm a swirve for the fourth head. I'm really excited good swirve for the fourth head came up with the Dernbreak Very very excited about the swirve for the fourth head patreon.com slash last podcast on the left is if you want to go see our stream every Tuesday last stream on the left That plays live on patreon Every Tuesday at 5 p.m. PST Of course on youtube afterwards and check us out on the social medias at LP on the left

1:10:03Just to know what we're up to what we're doing. It's right in this weekend. Hedri and I are gonna be in north folk Norfolk Norfolk Norfolk Virginia at the attic steeter and rally. Yeah, we're there tonight Tonight in Norfolk and tomorrow in rally and then and then the week after that. I'm in Milwaukee And then we got all kinds of shit then I'm in Denver personally Henry and I are in Brooklyn at the Warsaw which I can't fucking wait for Hartford Connecticut Henry and I are gonna go to Connecticut. We're gonna eat some goddamn pizza redway, California San Francisco. That's gonna be just me and Billy Wayne Davis and hold him immediately and Then we're gonna be in Portland, Maine. Sold out Burling Maine loves us. Yes, dude. We had an amazing show in Portland, Maine a few years ago. It's a really cool town It's a really beautiful town. We're gonna have fun. So if you can't get tickets to that come see us in South Burlington for Mont That's on November 15th Iowa City Columbia, Missouri and I got a whole bunch of more go to our website to find out where we're coming or go to editunes.com If you want to come see me do stand up. All right. Here's my announcement to pull money out of AI and put it into desalination plants

1:11:07Yeah We're gonna need some desalination plants. It's a good idea because the danger isn't that AI is going to Kill us all the danger is that the AI data centers are going to take up all of the world's water We're gonna die a dehydration and brain rot because we're all gonna be too stupid to think of a solution Just know that for a fact that godlike AI in a box is not coming the only thing that is coming is more Climate devastation and lining the pockets a bunch of evil very evil On the spectrum assholes. Yeah from San Francisco. Yes indeed men who have come up with all of their Ideas living in poly cools and doing a lot of ketamine just remember a lot of the stuff you hear about AI Comes from ketamine. Yeah You like it is not even from people It is coming from the power of the use of ketamine. Yes, and remember that many of the firms that are warning about the dangers of AI Are supported and funded by the very same AI companies that these companies are

1:12:12Reporting to say that they are extremely extraordinarily dangerous. Let's just look a little deeper Keep it going to make a god in a box. They're gonna call the god in the box and it's not gonna be that You're just gonna call it that and it's gonna look like that. It's project blue beam, but for fucking AI It's happening. I said just go read a book and um don't let the data center into your community. You don't need it at all Nope, we've lived an entire civilization without it Go burn down your local data center. Well, that's okay. It will all right. That's that tire That's that tire don't don't do that don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it We're getting the floccasers now you can cut down a bunch of floccas. Yeah, it's also a part of it Sad tire Even regular shoes can afford it like that guy

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