Which Tool is The Best Weapon? 🎙 #397

0:00All right back to it. Welcome back everybody to another episode of you bet your radio This is a special episode one everyone's here. I feel like no one's ever here anymore except for me and Jared And mostly just me hey, I produced for jade number two. This is a special episode because this is the first time ever That we brain dumped our segment ideas To our patrons and they got to choose which which segments we are doing today and so this is our first ever run of it. So this episode is brought to you by Patrons over on Patreon. We are puppets and they have their hands up our proverbial asses. Wow. Okay That's a segment for patreon Yeah, um, so I'm excited about that. We got a good lineup Try to think what I did this weekend I went to a pumpkin patch this weekend. I saw that in September

1:05Yeah, I mean, it's almost October. Yeah, it's their first weekend open You can get open. What I realized is Like your life as a parent just becomes around Finding activities for your kid to not be at home Correct get him out of the house, you know, that's because during the week They're like you know in the evening you're gonna play around the house and the weekend. It's like all right We have to find stuff to do with our child that's not at home correct because you can there's definitely a difference Let's say at like that 5 p.m. hour of Hey, you guys went out and did something today versus we've just been home and maybe went outside once or twice and then just been here at our house Yeah, it's big difference. Yeah And so yeah, we did that it was fine. It was good Um, how the pumpkins look in this year like a good crop, you know this pumpkin patch the the pumpkins were actually a small feature of it It was much more about much more about activities at this one. I'll just one up north

2:09Is a buffalo river under a banana one. It's a good one. Okay, they got all the hores Yeah, I didn't actually didn't even really look at the pumpkins. Okay That's a good pumpkin patch They had a mini donut stand so I had some mini donuts We actually had to cut my kid off. We were like we're using a puke. Did really they're good. They're so good Um But Yeah, I mean you're going there and you're just like yes, just it is what it is I guess I signed up for parenthood and this is just what goes with it Um, and it was fine You know, they had like the little like barrel train like uh, yep like the drum the barrel drum train with the thing You know, they got hay bales everywhere All sorts of shit like that there was a horse drawn carriage. Oh, you get lost in a corn maze No, you go through the woods and there's all sorts of spooky things. Oh So yeah, I was big deal big deal. You get spooked. I was a little I was shaking in my shaking in my boots

3:14Yeah Um, continue breath fresh undies and then there's the guy who runs it. He's like this guy. I think You he he was driving around like he owned the place But literally he's a customer I just like have like I come here right here. Ryan once you ask me what do you mean he was driving around? What do you mean he's driving around? He there's a guy in a cowboy hat old guy that was like this and he was riding a three-wheeled Like motorized cart like you could get a Walmart. Nope. He was just riding around the thing and then it's see him go back to his house Got tiresy out of that thing. It's been raining a lot. Yeah, he was trekking through it and we don't we can't confirm But we think that was the guy sure and he looked like he was like the kingpin of pumpkin patches Let's go. I was helping a weekend too. He was jacked pumpkin patch kingpin. That's what I'm calling. I'm you know Like a brown paper bag or anything in his cart. Do you he might have probably you look at A guy maybe what you're trying to do the math though and like if like

4:15If like the thousand people came through that you can be making like It's like ten bucks a pop like you can be making ten grand a day Doing a pocket patch when I was in the news. I did a financial story on like those haunted houses They run and they're pulling like up to 25 grand a weekend. Yeah, it's crazy Just a people coming through and having staff to just and that's they're netting like 25 grand a weekend Would your other one a pumpkin patch or a haunted house pumpkin patch. Oh, yeah Infinitely easier. This guy clearly is just like left these hayabales out for years. Sure And they just like repaint some every year smart And he outsourced the donut shop. He just gets a vendor to come in so he doesn't have to worry about food Yeah, cuz if you work at a haunted house, you have to work nights. That's what I'm saying Yeah, yeah, son goes down. You're going home at the pumpkin patch and like You're not worried about liability issues at the pumpkin patch someone is dark Someone's gonna trip roll their ankle crazy high school kid's head open somebody's gonna free school kids are gonna be doing

5:21Below and pot in the bathroom What is that? Give me having sex in the bathroom Jared What do you it's like pumpkin patches are for kids like nothing's more safe than two parents You know parents watching kids, you know, yeah, I just got football bread. I could never run a pumpkin patch like Sundays after Yeah, no, you couldn't well this guy he was in and out. He's got a good to he's got a good system This guy half time you get on your scooter you roll around the ground Make sure everything's good and then you go back in finish the game. I mean, it's it absolute missed opportunity for them not to have like Sunday ticket on a projector on a sheet or something that's a pumpkin patch that actually I'm about I'm gonna go back this weekend I'm gonna suggest that yeah But take a beer pumpkin beer. Yeah October fast I got 30th birthday party this weekend and we ended up going to the bar with there was karaoke at the bar in town Obviously, I initiated that But there we know also there happened to be an anime convention in town. Oh my god

6:24I did not go to it, but the convention was over and they were all out and about Singing karaoke and I have this video of a guy fully dressed up as Darth Vader with a lightsaber and everything Doing karaoke to the Pokemon theme song. I mean that's it was electric I mean to me dress up as as Darth Vader is like is that's kind of cool. Yeah, that's yeah There's a but to be like dressed as something weird like a furry of some shit There was only one person with ears in a tail at the bar We had a furry call into the belly-up podcast the last run we did How did Charlie handle that Charlie's way more into it than you think We think that Charlie might be a closeted furry. Yeah, okay He did you get that feeling? Yeah, he loves furries. He loves really is he wanted that he wants us to do Bellied up belly up at the furry convention in Milwaukee in February. Yep

7:29That's no joke You should do it We talked about it. So as I just I think I said in the podcast. I don't trust myself in that scenario Meaning like I'm gonna start like I'm not gonna be able to hold back And be like making fun of people when I should be you know what are they gonna do? Hiss at you You know, I don't know I guess I don't I guess I don't know what kind of heat the furries are packing Well, and I think I know what kind of red rockets are packing. I think you're fine I think you're fine if you have if you have a little bit of kibble in your pocket There's a catnip at him That's the shit I would say it wouldn't be good You could have a mob turn on you real fast if you're walking behind enemy territories And you're making dog treat Joe that's gonna turn them on too Yeah, but then they'll be mad but they'll also be turned on the same time But then you just get on your your wooden horse head on a stick and you just gallop away

8:33So yeah, I don't know angry at horny so is it pretty much cats and dogs or can you like can you be anything with Is it any you got to tune into the billy-up episode? Yeah, it's a whole thing also You're like Remember that you got less than the episode is wild, but basically yeah, I mean I'll come out in my doctor. Wasn't like 60% of the people are there for sexual stuff 40% are there for just Platonic relationships. Hmm Maybe you can have the three then just oh yeah You got to tune into that episode of the billy-up. Yeah, I do it's Not got that not because of into that type of shit, but He took his hat off. He's so he's getting right so I can't Here's and this is just an ignorant thing. I'm gonna say but would you say that anime conventions are gateway to free conventions? Maybe I would say Yeah, it's like definitely a lower step of weirdness for sure

9:36Yeah, you're just dressing up like a character you like yeah, the next thing you know you're just Acting like an animal. Yeah You're just licking yourself in public. What were they drinking? Was there I didn't take stock I was I was preoccupied with the costumes sure Sure, cuz I think that I think that people go to anime like conventions. I think they're normal people for the most part, you know, yeah like Darth Vader own that shit Yeah, yeah, I left my table right to the stage. They're probably nerdy, but they're just like normal people Yeah, they're normal nerds after talking to that guy about the furry conventions. It's there's definitely something else going on for sure Yeah, with with with the furries. Yeah, it's like It's not even is it so it's socially acceptable beastieality Oh, yeah, it's non-criminal Beastieality, we'll say that. Oh, yeah, I wonder if you get like when you get stuff on your costume Like you just take it to dry cleaning. I think you lick it off like a

10:39These questions when we had a furry on the line. I just thought of it now But yeah, dude, I was no brag to call it so he did the lines with a litter boxes at those places got me So the guy that we talked to he was he's a werewolf Okay, just a wolf were wolf for wolf. He's probably alpha. I think it was a wolf with some sort of wolf He was definitely a wolf, but I'm ever he's a werewolf for just a regular wolf Regardless he basically said he's not in it for the sex He's in it. It's a spiritual thing for him. Mm-hmm, and he said that He basically came out to his parents as a werewolf And I'm the reason why I bring this up is I want to know what you guys would do if your child comes to you And let's say your old this is five six yeah six so in 12 years he comes to you and says dad. I'm a werewolf Tyler. How do you handle that? Because that's where my head wants and when he said that to his dad

11:41I was like god, what do you think's going on his dad's head As long as you're happy healthy buddy Good answer good answer Oh Now go tell your grandpa. Yeah, I think I go I always knew you were a dog Yeah, that's true. You're probably gonna be okay I am I gonna like it. Fuck no, I'm not gonna like it, but I'm not yet You're gonna be shitty about it really shitty. Oh, I would be too. I'm gonna really really make sure That this isn't a phase, you know We're like are you fucking positive? You're a goddamn werewolf pal Because they're not real And we don't know if it was werewolf we know that we know we know it was a wolf. We don't know if it was where yeah, okay You don't know which yeah, you don't wear one. Yeah, am I gonna disown the kid no and am I gonna love it also no But I also think part of that is parenting like obviously my kids very young still So you're in control of his entire life

12:43But I feel like part of parenting is as they get older you just have to like be okay with just like not They're not doing the stuff you would do yeah, and you have to find a way to just be okay with that I think it's tough. Yeah, I agree. You know what I mean. Yeah Like if my kid grows up and he's like oh I've been listening to you bet your radio and Tyler's my favorite guy on you bet your radio. It's gonna be tough. Fill the swallow For sure, you know, I mean like there's so many other better options, but I support you Yeah And then you're gonna have to ask me for autographs for your kid. Yeah, it's gonna be and I gonna be tough hell yeah But I'll have to say you know what I support your decision to be a Tyler guy Or whatever they're calling. Yeah Yeah, I'd be tough be tough. Yeah, yeah, that's what I call my fans. Hi guys. Hey, where are my time guys at

13:44It's a good thing. Yeah We'll start a tie guys thread on patreon. I looked at each other. I was in the outdoor threat I don't like that one add another fucking thread into the patreon tie guys I'm like eight members. I got blasted right I was I sent a picture of my my view from the bow standard I saw it. I was in the outdoor channel. All the people are like we're gonna be fucking pissed you're on patreon in the stand I know I know I saw it It's not a good time to be in the stand list. Thorka you can be a patreon. Yeah It's like I've only had one rule guys The rules following the original concert rule those were all bits Oh, okay, okay, you guys those are just a new rule that there's rules and there's bits correct or a bedbanz um yeah Being on patreon the boastans totally fine because well, I mean what fuck it once you scroll face book Instagram TikTok whatever enough times Your gonna stuff look at it was cold rain the fucking wind was wrong. Yeah, I'll do it on the patreon and the patreon has

14:50Pretty solid to well now you got another one to maintain your tie guys I'll fucking do it Yeah Fuck's gonna be in there but me. I don't know they just talk about Tyler. All right. Yeah, it's just like it Maybe it's like Ryan meetups would be the Thai guys are all the people in patreon named Tyler. Yeah, we'll get a we'll get a Tyler meetup going Yeah, you get Thai food. Yeah, we can get pad Thai pad Thai could be the national food of the guys could all share photos of your Thai blankets that you make Yeah, yeah, and we can also tie shop we could yeah different Windsor knots and like tie knots stuff like that You can tie die t-shirts mm-hmm. Yep. We could celebrate soccer They have ties lots of ties Yeah All that stuff could happen in tie guy zip ties over on patreon zip ties are extremely useful to you guys can You could bump tiger Yeah, on the speed on a lot on a lot of speakers tied all the sign tie dollar sign. Yeah, you guys could also just throw in your favorite most

15:54Your favorite famous ties. Yeah, you know like tie pennington from yes, stream like over what magician. Yeah, tie tie washing tin She's in rockets tie low-pads tie low-pads. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the penny stock guy. Yeah, yeah, okay, the library guy the Lamber guisines in the garage Yeah, the library in his garage next year my garage. Yeah My red all these books my one of my kids like still kid. He's still selling courses by the way crazy Yeah, holy shit my roommate in college was he was a huge tie low-pads fan headbooks showing up all the time all it and then he started messing penny stocks to I don't know where is that with all that but He's a car tractor. He doesn't eat it So can crack it with penny stocks. Yeah Um, did you get you have any interaction with Darth Vader? No, I just I gave him a five when he got off the stage Because I was right there. Tyler what if after we got off the stage you gave him a standing all he came up to

16:59Any whipped his mask off and it was your dad You should know it would have been fucking hilarious and I'd have had so many questions But the dude was a hundred pounds silk and wet. He's scrying little thing So I didn't know that was it that was a joke about Luca. I'm your father. I Didn't get that that was good. That was good discuss that the tie guy. Yeah, that's a chat It's also a miss call. He doesn't say Luke. He just says no. I am your father. This is no I am your father Well, you have a website off he says I am your father. Yeah, that had been crazy, dude Anyway, should we get it to cut my arm off in the bar? Yeah Then you just then you just like fell into a hole. Yeah, but I was fine My buddy with this spaceship will pick me up also how did you I don't get you fell into that hole And then he was just like How did he like landed on some weird thing like a trash? Yeah, he wasn't it wasn't the trash compactors

18:03No, I was like shoot. Yeah, and then the millennium fellow can just pick them up because that didn't like Leo sense look as a trouble. Yeah Because everything they're they're lover siblings. Yeah, though Hey, I think I don't think they bang But they for sure made out I think if it would have been rated are they would have banged That rock Dude, they should reduce Star Wars rated art You probably find us redo of Star Wars on a different website. It's good point true Star Wars. Isn't that yeah, stock Zach and we're gonna make it for us star horse All right, let's get in these patron segments first first segment up is how to make errands fun Trust up like Darth Vader when you do him yeah cross grass. Yeah Put on your werewolf costume Side note about the werewolf guy calling the belly it up. He wasn't full fledged. He would wear street clothes and he just had paws Um a head deal so you wear normal clothes, but sticking out the the ends of his shirts and his pants were like we're paws

19:10Side note. So that's an option. Do waste out your phone Yeah, not easy to type with claws Yeah But can you hit like Ryan Ryan He's so intrigued You gotta listen the episode break up How I wonder can you like I could send you the All right, let's figure out how to make errands fun. That's fine. How to make your That'd be fun to dress up as Darth Vader and then like you have to update your license Like I'm not taking off the mask to update the photo. Yeah Yeah I think All right, I think the number one way not number one I think the first I think the first step in Look in Aaron's session is getting a good beverage Right go into the gas station maybe getting a pop maybe getting an energy drink maybe swinging through getting a coffee somewhere

20:13Even if you just make coffee at home and put it in a to go thermos. Yeah Think you gotta have a good beverage that'll make uh that'll make errands a little more fun Yeah, I'll start things off on the right foot. Yeah, I'm uh, I like to finish my beverage pre errand Because I've learned that uh once I began the errands. I never remember where I put the fucking thing So I'm looking for my water bottle every 10 minutes like where the hell did I put that because I'm bouncing around doing errands Never mind. I'm thinking house chores Not running errands. Oh public I'm dead. I was Literally thinking of completing my list of chores at home Tie guys you gotta sound off in the comments That's okay. You were got you were gone honestly. Yeah, uh a lot of rust for patreon I think you were here for the best like yeah, I produced so like yeah, Jared was going to man you're going to like Pet go and just leaving your water on all the shelves In my head I'm like fucking cleaning the gutters and

21:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one I have to drink my drink beforehand because I'll leave it fucking everywhere Sure. Yeah, now if you're out and about that's gonna stay in the car. Yes. Yep. Now I gotta go back to fucking Walmart Time to find my water. Just like a little bottle water Now when you think I stole it too When you guys are thinking about this segment are you thinking of errands with your wife or like solo air? I think I'm thinking solo Why fucking stay at home Dude solo airs are already just kind of fun. Oh, here's a great 100% that's the way to do it 100% absolutely I think also it makes errands fun is that make one errand at the end that is purely for fun. Yeah That makes sense like if you're like, oh, I need to get you know I need to get some tackle or something that I you know at shields Put that at the end and you knock out the other ones you got this Thing but if you do that first and the rest of the errands are gonna be a drag she feels as a good like final destination

22:19It's she's a great final Air indestination because I mean you can also eat lunch there too. So it's like you go in there eat lunch Think about, you know, what what sections you want to walk around it and then get to it. You can come up with one more errand Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep. Oh sometimes when I'm out running errands now that I understand what a fucking errand is I will purposely add an extra step to each of like if I need to go to the hardware store and get some like plumbers tape I'm also gonna go take a peek at the discount tools. Yeah, I got it's not necessary for that day But I'm adding it to the errands to make each stop more fun Yeah, it's like you have a specific errand of mine and like I even like to scan the area in my mind You know like if you got to go to the hardware store you scan right around there If there's any other places that you maybe want to swing in or stuff you need Yep, get more bang for your buck. Yeah, I feel like if I'm doing solo errands too. I'm less likely to ask somebody where something is Because I don't because you're a man. Well, I'm number one. I'm a man and number two like I

23:23I got I mean, I can milk this out for however long I want to do an errands right now If it takes me 30 minutes to find the Fucking pipe clamps or oh school at hose clamps That's fine. I'll find them eventually You find them pipe clamps. The hose clamps those clamps Um, you know, you're into that I'm a sprinkler system guy put my own in so I said it 61 push-ups last week. I saw that The patience were sounding off, but I knew congrats. I still saw right No, not anymore actually, I was a lot less sore than I thought it would be but this segment sound about me Like last week was This is about how make how to make air. It's fun Now I'm also I'm also in I'm willing to spend a lot more money if I'm doing errands by myself. Oh, yeah No one's there to be like I'm the king of the tack on just tack it on Okay, we're too sure This is the oh fuck you got this extra accessory tack it on

24:23Fuck yeah, the cash register candy bar stand never looks so good. Yeah, then what I'm doing Doing errands alone for candy. Yes 100% I'm much more likely to buy something next to the cash register if I'm by myself from there 100% I'm gonna meet you know when my kids are like can I have all the candy? No, I just tell my kid not those things aren't for sale Those are just for looks smart. That's a good deal. You still young and I'll go to the gas station I'll get one of those like to go like you know like leftovers from a restaurant They've been putting Scotch arubaurs in those Of course I can I'll just plow through a whole one of those even though it's supposed to be for like four people on the way to your next errand Yeah, I just you gotta go with one hand. Yeah, there's one time. There's just popping them in like the Like the like the sumo wrestler on replacement. Yes, yes I bought a the thing a cookie is from the gas station that I was gonna share with you guys because they're like a day old and

25:25Fucking three of the five didn't make it here. So as I go I'm just gonna eat the other two All the way home. I was really thoughtful. Yeah, so So we've five cookies in one day now I'm just sitting I don't know if I Jesus And that's why it's important to do it by yourself and I tell anybody exactly judgment free then just don't count It's hundreds of thousands of people on a podcast I I think it also gonna make it fun if you got the right playlist for driving between your destinations Okay And it's got to match the mood of whatever season you're in like The music I'm gonna be listening to in the spring run in errands versus the music I'm listening to in the falls You may wait different if you're in if it's solos here I go October's boss your mash obviously Yeah, I repeat There's nothing else. He just has it infinitely loop done Spotify

26:25Where are you guys on this? Yeah, sorry. No, did you finish? No, I'm done. Okay, I'm um, that's what she said No, this isn't something I do, but it's something I see other people do Wearing air pods when you're at a store running errands. I did that one time and I hated it really I did not like it at all. I've never done it. I can't imagine I would like it because the primalness in me I gotta be able to Exactly what I was feeling is I'm so easy to be snuck up on yeah, 100% it felt wrong If I were to be targeted by assassins, I'm now fucked. Yep. I can't hear gunfire if I have airpa apis in every single person in this grocery store It could sneak up on me now. Correct. I can't sense a ninja star being thrown at me with air pods in yeah The noise cancelling's too good now. Oh my god Well, even if they through one ninja star miss and it clanked off something you wouldn't even hear it So you can be correct you couldn't even fucking take cover and you know Cover your six. Yes. That's why I got to one ap though One ap is probably fine. Yeah, but then I might as well be doing zero ap's

27:28Yeah, I'll just be listening to the grocery stores music Yeah, because the eight we don't need freaking elevator music in one ear and monster mash and the other it's not the full experience I rather just go full monster. Yeah, we're not gonna enjoy the graveyard bash Or it's played monster mash on both of us Yeah, just a slight echo. It's only like three seconds You know like air pods on an airplane. I don't care if I'm assassinated on an airplane. Yeah, where am I gonna go exactly? Yeah, I'm going bathroom. That's it. You know, but if like no one's to get assassinated at a grocery store. Yeah. Yeah if yeah If there was like a terrorist attack at a grocery store, I would I would just I'd be I'd just start marching on food and shit Your glass meal one last meal Take the rib eyes on oh, we go. Moriose actually. Okay, so hold on. Yeah, so hold on. There's a terrorist attack On the grocery store what kind in your mind? What kind of terrorist this gunfire is this a bomb? What kind of it's a plane now hitting the grocery store? Well, no, I know I'm not I'm not gonna go too deep because I don't actually but that's not my actual belief

28:33Because that was more more of a bit. That was just that was a good We can rule just to pay. That was a rule. We can expand on it as if I know you you're not you're not even thinking about food You're thinking about springing into action 100% yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna clear the area. That's what I mean. So that was yeah That's more of a real sense you're gonna be clearing the area Yeah, and then I'm gonna get I'll get a pack of Oreos to celebrate Oh, yeah, of course I paid for I mean Exactly Not I'm thinking fucking cash wise gonna make the guy who cleared the area pay for a thing Oreos you better not To a thing or god these ones got damaged. Yeah, yeah, I think cash on this anyways. So big day You're you're firing your firing gun gunshots into Oreos just so you can give them for free. Well after again I think I think cash wise to be okay, but you just take him they probably would be okay You don't need to add more gunfire to the already gunfire who knows about hornbockers on there. They got don't fight

29:35Yeah, I guess you should fight gunfire with gunfire probably. Yeah, don't bring knife to a gun fight. Yeah, let's hear it say in 21 feet Yeah, that's a good point or unless you're Or unless you have like an energy sword from Halo 2 Then you should always bring that to a gunfight. Yeah, I don't know if you've ever cleared the map before those but yeah Or if you're darts pretty safe your cosplaying dark their Darth Vader with a you feel like Yeah, you don't even need the wise saver. You just use the force is it saver or saber saber as a boy Burr like sabers a sword. Yeah, it's made of light What I've said I've never called this sort of saber before That's what they are Is that what they call it a saber to tigers because their teeth are like swords you nailed that actually? Yeah, that was the fun fact today too What is fat? How did you know that that's what I was gonna say? Do you know what fes stands for from that 70 show good question for an exchange student I had to enlighten them. Me and Jared are morons. I had to invite I never thought about it. Yeah, huh

30:35I just thought it was a goofy name because he's from another country Yeah, I never realized yeah, yeah Bairsingly late in life Um, if I'm at a sporting good store, I'm for sure gonna go look at the guns I wish I could purchase but I probably won't that is a great point to make it more fun. Yeah Yes window shop. Yeah, yes the one day one day one day. Oh by that one day. Oh my god The next maybe the next gun I buy all I'll get that one Hmm I'll just say like go to Walmart play like the video game demos, but I don't think they have don't do it anymore God sucks that sucks That was like that that was our childhood It was like the controller on like little rubber sticks Yeah, yeah That was our childhood Just a demo you know that game cubes and McDonald's yeah, that was sick I remember that's the only way you could play Spyro The dragon game pre-release Was Adam McDonald's oh, yeah, I remember that too and I Spyro was sick

31:40Farrow was a fun game. I know I'm talking about it. It's a little dragon I don't know At the anime convention No, Ryan say we're witnessing a split in the podcast between the nerds and the jocks is what's happening I'm a weird hybrid of the two. Yeah, it isn't interesting. No, I think I'm I think I'm Pretty unique in that way. Oh to be honest sound off in the tie guy chair. Yeah, I mean how you need ties Because I could have talked shop with the anime convention Then I can also talk shop with the other guy about what was going on on Saturday or Saturday Go up to Darth Vader and tell him what I'm trying to tell him what was and what wasn't cannon in his outfit No, he's it was he had a Halloween costume So anything that was non cannon was in his fault. He bought it. It's got it. He did have the wrong lightsaber Hill He did the correct answer to that was is I didn't pay close enough attention nor do I know those details in my life That was the correct answer and you failed I did know that he had the wrong lightsaber Hill

32:44I know that he that's a lightsaber. He just you can customize it to make it red. So how did he get into the bar When they ID him did they ID him when he came in? Well, he he just used it Force mind trick on him. He's not like this This is the idea you're looking for yep, that could be the move dude Just going to the bars and Darth Vader costume. It was gonna ID Darth Vader. Yeah, I'm gonna get their head cut off I think if you're over six foot you're fine. I'm fine This guy was not Did it look like he was maybe gonna he was he was maybe gonna bring This should be good Darth Vader's chick Hey, he's he's pretty famously alone I know he had a chick. He was the one that got away. She was an absolute chick bad name Padme uh Was there a padm not only poor man? I did not see any Padmaze Unfortunately, was he closing now? Was he bucked was he did close he confirmed one time sex average and doubled up on kids

33:47No, no the actual guy at the bar. Oh, I know. I don't think he was close. I guess I think you're talking about Darth Vader again. Like the real one Confirm I mean actually he's really good at sex because he only had sex once and he had two kids He's like twice as good at it as most of us Ha He's got that sperm that's full of the force You double the force in his sperm. Yep. Can we do a Halloween episode? Yeah, we did once here. Okay. Did we dress up? We did the big little bokeh Yeah, I was like after I have to do the Halloween episode though I know Tyler would love to dress up as Darth Vader. I don't I don't want to put it together a whole costume I have a lightsaber. I'll just bring that in Okay, it's sick lights every canon. It's it's pretty sick. Okay, cap. All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna get a fucking Light what are they called the blasters? I'm gonna get a blaster. See if you can stop it. Okay It comes with a mode that when I move it it makes it sound like a block the blaster

34:49Yeah, let's do a stop it's a sick fucking lightsaber. Let's do a Star Wars dude. Halloween episode. Okay You get to be Leia That's only if I get to be Luke Can I be Luke? Please if you're gonna be Leia, I'd love to be Luke In the first Star Wars movie I'd like it to be the first Star Wars movie Just to pack up the list. I'm not even gonna ask. I'm not even gonna ask their brother and sister and they Fuck okay, this is a joke. No, I would fucking hope it was a joke I Think Ryan is a comedy party. No, I know that was a bit. I think Sorry Ryan should be Lando Lando I think you should I think he should go full-beth and be Lando I don't think you guys get the pick who I'm gonna be I think I get to pick you haven't seen it. We have to pick for you Yeah, you don't know I think me four years ago could have been job of the hot easy no problem The fuck's

35:50Jared Google Java the hot I want Jeremy I want Jeremy Full body is better I want Jared I want Jeremy Jar Jar Binks and talk like that the whole episode No, that'd be a tough one. I think a lot of people turn on the podcast. I think I have a leather vest. I'll be Han Solo Okay, I have a brown and he's wear a black or brown or both. Well, I think it's black mostly. It's like a white A white like double button up deal thermal type of thing with a black vest. Oh, that's kind of brown isn't it? No Brown pants dark Navy all right. I'll go as Han Solo and if you're lay out All you to be Han Solo or Luke if Ryan's gonna be the lay out layers in the middle. Yeah She's got the honey buns on the side of her head. Correct. That'll be funny dude. We'll just tape

36:54We'll just tape some honey buns to your ears And put you in a white dress and that can be your costume. Yeah, Toga thing. Mm-hmm. I think Jared should be chewy I mean I love when you rip the chewy Lot of shooting lot of blasting Oh, all right, because that's what you want to do. Yeah, we'll do Star Wars. Halloween episode all right Even though Ryan's never seen Star Wars. He's got like a month to see it You only has to watch nine movies Yeah, and I think from what I've heard you have to watch the sixth movie and then follow by the second movie and then the ninth movie and watch the fourth one first It's over One two three one two three seven eight nine seven eight nine you know how you can start with number one

37:57The order doesn't matter Just don't start with the final trilogy. No, but the reveal is better if you go four five six. I don't know If you have if you know nothing about it To see no, but the reveal of the Luke I am your father. I mean he knows now Yeah, but the reveal of who turns in to Mr. Vader in the first place would be a cool thing to see with no knowledge Yeah, if you don't know he turns into him Then be fun to watch That's so true, Tyler I'm a tiger on that I agree. Thank you. Okay. All right I don't know if we can start them all one though Ryan or fucking hate jar jar I don't know he turned out You should be jar jar I have fun options you guys Basically putting Ryan in any of the characters is funny. I think he should be Lando or mace when do I

38:57He's gotta go the full. He's gotta go do it all oh We're gonna take a break Hi there. I am fully charged and here to tell you toy story five is now on dizzy Which been too long cowboy what he buzz and Jesse are back for a brand new adventure with some seriously cool new tech what holy You said it Jesse so save your batteries and watch the global phenomenon at home and the best part It's perfect for the whole family power up your movie night and watch dizzy and Pixar's toy story five now streaming on dizzy plus rated peachy All right Jared. We got things that feel like how hunting edition You Yeah, I have nothing on my son word that you pulled it up. I was excited. I thought I might add something I you don't have one for it, but what's the closest one On your soundboard to being appropriate for things that feel like how hunting edition this one

40:06That's it shit. I was kind of hoping it was the cinematic one like the the start of the movie T.H.A. Chucks. Yeah, that bit fire if I edit it with a fart All right guys one of them feels like hell but hunting edition Missing a shot Yeah, let's see a shot feels like hell. Yeah I'm trying to decide if I'd rather miss a shot or just completely blow an opportunity not even get a shot Like big buck coming I have my bow ready and I Whenever twitch or bang my arrow on the tree and it makes a noise or something And I don't even get a chance to shoot at it Now that would your scope site it is. Yeah, that's one. There's a lot of chat about that in the outdoor thread What were they saying Just about the the asking when you were gonna get your Scopes cited in scope tight down. I need to uh, well one tiny down. No problem

41:07We usually do go sighting our rifles here in October. Yeah But I kind of wonder if I need to go with separate time and just really dial it in get it close by yourself Literally, I need to dial that fucker and go on some errands stuff at the rain. Yeah, that's that's actually a great point Yeah, good way to break up the errand day stuff at the range Let a little little bit of lead fly Um, I mean something that feels like hell hunting edition has got to be fun cold feet Cold feet getting up in your stand all bundled up and then you've got to take a shit or take a piss Yeah, that actually I'd rather be cold than being having to take a piss or to or shit in the stand really I'd rather be freezing cold Yeah, no shit Lots of shit. Yeah, no lots of shit. Yeah I agree wow no really Cuz you can do shit though You can do shitting is little bit better, but if I got a piss did you

42:07You pee on the tree and let it just let it trickle down Yeah, but you're not head leaves on the ground, but then you're like you're setting up the whole area with your own piss Yeah, but I mean fuck is your excuse you're right if you're rifle hunting maybe If you're bow on and you can't piss on the bottom of your tree you're fucked Dude, I've pissed on the bottom of the tree but many times But even trying to get all your equipment like you yeah, like because there's some where I'm like it's fucking 20 degrees out 15 degrees out and you're bundled up and you're just like Trying to fit three inches through six inches of layers. Yeah, it doesn't work great trying to get a little greener rice out of the crack of the couch Exactly There are times where like Especially doing rifle season if I'm gonna sit for a really long time like even my plan to sit all day Awake up an extra hour early Just to try to get my morning shit out before I go out to hunt for the day Just like wake up at like

43:08Four o'clock and start chugging coffee so I can get my shit out before I leave That is true. I'd never get up early enough though. Yeah, and it's way easier said than done It's all predicated on the coffee intake. Yep. You just you're waking setting alarm for three put in a put in a pouch And then go back to sleep and wake up and got a shit. Yeah Yeah Yeah Uh waking up hung over It does feel like how but do others I this maybe sounds like but there is something about being outside Like in crisp air that will help a hangover for sure. Oh, absolutely. You just don't realize that it's like it's The cold weather's gonna help until you get outside. Yeah, you wake up at you know Four in the morning or whatever and you're not feeling great. Mm-hmm not a good feeling Oh, I hate getting sweaty on the way in and then you immediately get frozen Yes, just the you your hot as fucking balls walking all the way to your stand And then you get in your stand and then your sweat gets really fucked

44:10Yeah, you have like 15 minutes of pure bliss What your warm is hell Because you just were kind of sweating and to but you know that the impending doom of your your your sweat drying and getting really cold Yeah, yep, and I call even try sometimes like Pack in my overwear and then I just feel like a dipshit trying to get dressed in my stand It's like so I don't sweat like I'll go in with low layers and then try not to get sweaty And then I just feel like I'm making a ton of fucking noise getting dressed in my deer stand. Yeah um You know four years ago job of the hot era To get into my domino Dan era to get in my stand that you got to walk up like a not like a hill hill But like it's in it's a grade. Okay now like yep I would say probably like Like a seven percent grade. Okay. Really not that much But by the time I get to my stand I mean fucking like cotton mouth. I'm so out of shape. Oh god

45:12Fucking I the deer could hear my heart I think I think I kicked up a kicked up a buck with my heart rate You checked honey and make sure you were okay Just dude You get all the gear on and shit Yeah, you're fat and you're hung over and you haven't worked out in like six years Did you have to buy new hunt and clothes or you just know I'm in scoundrel I'm just been rocking the baggie If you put more layers on though then it just it starts to I actually do have on my to-do list for this fall is to Buy new hunting clothes that fit Good that's a great air and run. It's a great air and run. Yep um and Do I feel like Like all my hunting clothes are just like shit my dad bought me when I was a kid 100% like the reason why I can still wear the sweat that blazer and sweatshirt is cuz he like bought a 4xL So we could put it over our winter coats, you know shit like that. Mm-hmm, but like I'm just I'm due for some nice stuff

46:18Dude I make a good enough living that I should just have nicer hunting clothes. Yeah, but I don't hey keep something big though It's like to fit over all that yeah, I don't think I bought like a new like set of hunting clothes I don't think I ever have I don't think I ever have either I've never purchased a full set myself and part of me kind of wants to keep that tradition going. Yeah So there's a reason why it's on the to-do list and not the to-done list sure now I think the only thing I though I think I bought myself is like a new pair of upland game pants. That's kind of where I'm kind of in the I I kind of want some I want some like really warm stuff that's thinner. Sure Because I have like like last year I just wore like my ice hunt or my ice fishing gear. Yeah, where is this so bulky to move around? Yeah, it's not quite yet No Yeah, so Yeah Things I feel like hellhunt in addition your whole hunt party gets a buck and you don't yeah I feel like hell every time I hear the neighbor shoot because it's in my head

47:22It's the buck I've been chasing or something on my hit list. I know it's probably not But it feels like hell anyway. I haven't experienced this but it had to have felt like hell For my brother when he went 11 years of roll without getting a deer Yeah, that's when you know a guy just loves hunting camp. I know it. I think he was ready to quit towards the end there like But I mean he went out 10 10 correct years correct But at the same time you could tell he was getting pretty shitty about for sure. Yeah. Yeah, wouldn't you though? I'd Like it's like not get laid for 10 years It's like especially when you only have one week all year to get laid. Yeah And you never fucking know it's for us is not even one week. It's two days. Yeah. Yeah The amount of well, and that's part of it is like you know We need to we need more reps two days get cut of for him, you know right right But I mean maybe don't buy clothes maybe buy some land. I know

48:28If you need somebody to prehunted let you know where they're at. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna know Is that we're calling it prehunting? Why I think the movie is like pre-fishing a tournament lake I think you gotta know where the fish are at. There you go The move is to make sure your brother doesn't get a deer for another couple years so that he's in on it with you It's like, well, I can't hunt here more. I gotta get some my own Or he's just like I hate hunting so much that I'm done. Yeah So or just invest in a really tall fence to put all the way around here I'm pretty good. That's a good point Well, then you gotta go like all right well, I really do like hunting with our group of guys If you buy your own hunt land you either need to buy enough land That they can all hunt it as well. Yeah Or you buy hunting land with all of them and then that has another host of things in terms of The maintenance and stuff like that who's pulling their way who isn't yeah But then if you buy land that's suitable for you and maybe your kid or a couple kids to hunt in the future

49:31But not enough for everybody then you're basically abandoning the group It's a weird thing. Yeah, I thought about this problem and I think the solution you just have to be patient But to find a piece of land that butts up to state land Hmm So then you have access to this state land That you can put all your relatives on you keep the core group together and then your piece Is for you and the future children Mm-hmm But then you gotta worry about Gibroni's coming from state land over on your land his cousins got to worry about Oh coming on to his line. Yeah, you just post the shit out of it just post the show. Yeah, yeah, I know that That's where the that's where the really tall fence comes in. Yeah, it's not to keep the deer is to keep the public honors out. That's good point Uh Another thing that feels like hell hunting edition Getting a phone call from your wife saying that your kid has broken leg That happened to you didn't it. Yeah, yeah, yeah

50:32Me and Miles were doing South Dakota, Fesadon. I get a phone call saying oh, yeah, that was we're in South Dakota. Yeah Uh, say my kid heard his leg at Sky Zone while it turns out a couple hours later. We found out broken Uh, and I'm you know five hours away. So I Uh, do another one. We got fucked up that night just to you know, he's the pain. I should forget about it. I was like Is that what your feet really hot was at the same day? Nope. That was past year Ryan got so hammered he forgot he had a kid a little only broke his leg You got so drunk he forgot his kid head legs Oh shit. Yeah, you do a couple of those Things you feel like how it's like it's like we talked about golfing and getting a text from the boss Getting a text from your wife when you're gonna be done When the sun goes down you you sit more than I do So you have to deal with that where my wife just knows. Yeah, I'm not gonna be home till Sunday night Yeah, I got for the weekend. You're just you can just go from your house. Yeah. Yeah. I'll get I get them in the morning

51:37Yeah, it's like I don't want to get down yet. It's perfect right now But this is her way of saying I think you should probably come home now Yeah, I haven't even gotten to the depths of the internet yet. Yeah, it's like it. Yeah, just give me an hour I've been purposely breaking my phone during the stand so I'm a little more locked in Your phone's getting bricked or your I have this sorry. I have a yeah both I have a brick thing that locks me out of my social media apps got it Otherwise, I'm end up I'm fucking scrolling Instagram. Does it log you out of Safari? You can log you out of Safari You can choose or Google Chrome. Yeah, anything you want it'll lock you out of text messaging if you want to do I have I have you're just watching porn in the stand. Yeah, I'm not I'm asking Tyler what he's doing in the stand. This is you guys Disconvations about me no Got it. No, no, no no, no, no, no, no stand. Maybe a rifle stand. Who knows? Yeah, maybe the box blind or something maybe maybe 13 year old Tyler Really nice mansion stand for easy trucks good. Yeah, after after a Friday night football game. Yeah

52:43Barry the panman is in booby search with big bucks. Where do big bucks come? Yeah, when do bucks drop their their development on their hours? How to get a big buck to come to you Big bucks for dummies. Yeah, biggest buck ever shot in Minnesota. Where was it how close is it to me? One of my odds of shooting this book Thanks, Joe and I Another thing I feel like how when the DNR's on your ass Just get one they just sniffing down your neck You know how to go to places Did you shoot that thing or no? Oh, I fucking knifeed it Honestly though you see a brown pick up slow rolling your field Fuck is that what they drive? Mm-hmm. I don't know. They're great. You get their gray and North Dakota a lot of them are gray Don't they be like other blaze orger like camouflage. Oh, no, they want to hide because there's a lot of times They'll sit like a mile away just watching you. I don't like that. It's too sneaky. You think they'd be worn put orange on

53:44Were they in rifle season? They wear orange. They don't get shot like their vehicle. Yeah But like what do you want? What do you want you want poaching or do you want? How much transparency? Mm-hmm. It's like I hear a little transparent. They're in a brown truck No, we're in a brown truck Well, we were transparent. They're in a Oh Orange truck you can see a matter You could you could uh, yeah, if you're on duck hunt you could fucking throw your lead shells in the slew Exactly. I don't ever have lead shells. It's like those undercover cop cars. I hate those things. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a save logic. Yep Yep I did not I did not see you taking that side of it So you're on the side you're on the sort side of the poachers Sure, no, wait. Cheers. I say he's not saying that he's looking for transparency Be serious. Yeah I tell you that I think I've told the story of the part of the time the DNR popped us right before we were about to do a deer drive

54:47and my uncle who's 80 plus years old Didn't have a license just showed him his fucking fishing license He's like this is not it. This is a fish. Are you serious? I could have swore that that was my deer tag I thought for sure. I you know what you're right. I did forget to buy one I will head over there and get it right now. What a fucking moron He didn't get in trouble. So he's 80. Yeah, he's like put your gun down and go get a license Like you will do I was shit in my fucking past my oh my god, my uncle's about to get arrested Yeah, I mean any sort of confrontation in a like when you're out hunting Whether it's game-warden or even if it's Positive or like another landowner. It's it it makes my assholes Hey, remember when we were fishing that pop up. Yeah, and the DNR came yep And you and you bought you bought your license on the way to the lake correct

55:51I mean we couldn't have been more legal Yeah, we we chummed it up with them more in choming, but we weren't no you can chumming You could I think you could chum in North Dakota. You can fucking do anything North Dakota. There's no rules Are they they don't even need fishing game? Yeah, if you can if you can bait deer in North Dakota You can pride bait fish. It's like the game. Where it's like the game where it is more power than like baby seals Yeah, what happened to you I've only ran into one DNR that was it that's the only time I mean other than on the lake But I've never personally been pulled over by a DNR on a boat Oh, I have multiple times. I mean you're like different than mine. Yeah, but it's way more busy But yeah, I don't know even even I don't I don't think the DNR is that big of a problem For me personally Apparently have drones now too I can't believe You see a drone flying over your stand. Get it be on your best. I actually personally feel like there's probably so much

56:54Legal activity going on that like there's just grossly understaffed. Yeah, they do cover a huge area of per agent So like the chances of you get in trouble with DNR I feel like it's extra low just because there's so much land and so few regions I don't know I kind of wanted to be a DNR officer when I was Deciding in what I want to do in high school That's like the my busiest time of the year is when I want to be hunting. Yeah, don't shit where you yeah Jared is it kind of like a like Is it kind of like a thing where? For you where like they can pull they can pull you over they can check you with no probable cause. Yeah, I guess that's part of it I'm trying to I'm trying to clear up where you're at on your stance for these guys because these guys are they're coming at you right now And I'm I'm trying to clear thing. I'm really coming at you. I just some a little bit shocked because like I don't know personally. I just feel like they're not that much of it. It's not that much of an issue I and it's only an issue if you're like doing illegal stuff. I feel like Jared

57:58It feels like you got to take it from them one time not ever. I mean, it's kind of crazy I did did you have an ex-girlfriend that left you for a DNR good person or anything like that? No, I don't even know if they look like They're like cops for more rugged They're like they look like if you took a police officer and ranger sort of yeah, you took a cop and smokey the bear Yep, that's a DNR officer. They walk away. So thanks ranger Rick. Yeah. Yeah, they love that It is kind of crazy how you you could go an entire hunting season without seeing a single you go multiple years Yeah, that shows you how like understaff they are That's the only the only running I've personally ever had hunting Was that one time when my uncle didn't have a fishing license? Otherwise every other running into DNR I've had is fishing. Yeah Sure Because much easier to patrol lake than it is yet unlimited land, especially just park They just park it at the access check your live well on the whole point of deer hunting is that you're hiding

58:59Right You're actually trying not to be seen so Yeah, I take it back. There's some public land in more ed that we hunted in college that's empty in our officers Checked us when we got out of the woods. Sure. That was very run of the mill you super chilling very nice. Yeah Man, that job would be tough. Yeah Because like the people who are like actually really doing legal things are they're good at it Well, they're good at it, but they're also like very intense people if you like to deal with Yeah, and very confrontational defensive defensive confrontational. I guess yeah And I mean there's weapons involved Every single one yeah, every single person has a firearm on them Yeah, and even even the fishing altercations they at least have a knife Did you probably yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're players, you know, they're not ever playing They have hooks. Yeah, speaking of players and workshop tools to use weapons

1:00:00That'd be a decent one to start with you can't do that ride to move it as long as he's singing this one It's his podcast I just I looked yep, it just it mashed up. We don't need to move along though first if we're still going No, hey, it's Ryan's Bob podcast The right cat I saw I mean I saw a good moment for a transition. So I took Shooter chance take it. Yeah, you get a chance Take it where you got a chance. I had a chance to shut the internet up and I did 61 and 26 But this isn't was it 26 seconds? What's the 26? No, I'll be done the year Danny Heatley when he scored like 57 goals in 07 or something He's like 57 or no seven. I don't remember those t-shirts. Yeah, no What shared? All right, so you're shutting down the things that feel like hell hunting edition segment Well, no, I just started I didn't want Jared to get attacked anymore about a stance of game Not tacking him

1:01:00Also, why can't we attack Jared? We attack every other person on this podcast. We're not being judgment to we're being curious You need a license for you to attack me. I need a one Well, like if we were attacking Ryan, we would no one would be like I I feel like you're attacking Ryan right now We would just all be attacking Ryan. Yeah, no one would stick up for me. That's the different that's why I'm Stuck up for you before you have now you have you have have the team Ryan hat. So I'm you have like immunity Yeah, but just having it doesn't mean much if you don't wear you have been wearing it much lately Are you is this is their trouble and paradise? I just forget to wear it Oh, I know where I sit right over there. I wouldn't be surprised This is like toy story your woody and your buzz. Yeah, would be surprised that Jared comes next week with a tie guy hat He is making a group chat Jared will be the initiator. It was the first step of a team Ryan goes from team Ryan the bed spread goes from being a woody to buzz like

1:02:01I won't let him drive away between us. It's not gonna work Tidal a guy I can start a ride guy group chat, too. Yeah committee chat sure. I hate You started I hate you both are Ryan time You're my Fucking my time fucking hate this spot You called the my guys Sip in my ties by the beach Wild all three of our names start with with a consonant and a why yeah, I just realized that no Why lose or he doesn't have it I shouldn't do what's your middle name why it changes? I mean you already spelled with an O at the end You might as well. Why in there? Yeah, just make it silent. You read jy read You've been the jy guys Jack My guys are good. Yeah, my guys. What's up my guys? My time I can't believe it's taking us to this lock to realize this that sucks

1:03:06That's really lame of us over seven years. Yeah What's up guys welcome to the my tie Ryan jy podcast my tie I Sucks not to lead in that yeah, but I'll change this podcast. I'll lead into it Yep, it's all right. You're up. What do you got for us? Let's all right. Let's I want to hear your official lead into the next and flex segment of the podcast I already I already let into it with the players in fishing. I see not only is he introduced I had a seamless transition, but you didn't introduce what the segment even was you we all know because we can see on the screen But the audience is no I said I said work I said workshop tools use the weapons great places start players Right, but you didn't say it was a draft That is very true because it is a draft. Yeah, so I correct. Okay All right guys for this next segment we're drafting and I believe

1:04:10I won the last draft. Yep, so I'll be put it up there. I didn't I forgot to put the I think it was me that one Well, we did want to we were gone last week. Oh, I forgot to put the vote out. So it's on me dog. It's not off the comments Are you think one last week probably me Welcome back freaking Frank Welcome to the jungle ABC Wednesday Abbott is back. It's gonna be the best year yet. Thank you. Now we can finally turn this up And everyone's going wild. You don't think you run this school, but you don't it's going great Abbott Elementary anything can happen in the jungle Frank guys season premiere Wednesday on ABC and stream next day on hulu I just cut my intro off fucking nonsense You guys know just clarify now you starting to realize what it's like to be me My guy Are you my guy? No, I'm a rag guy. You're a my guy

1:05:11I'm a rag guy Thanks Jared. We're gonna draft tools best tools to use as weapons. Yep. It'll work shop tools Just read what says on there. We're gonna draft draft. We're gonna draft workshop tools to use as weapons Okay, what are the rules? The rules are everybody. It's a snake draft everybody gets four picks. We're just gonna start with Jared Going which way? Going clockwise I'm second pick correct Thank you question go ahead, Jared. What's a what is a workshop? I have the same question. What what what what what like Santa's workshop? Yeah, like Like buddy the elf type shit or you typed it in there Yeah, I think just standard. I think it's just an open discussion Ryan. I don't think it's a he's grilling you I'm a rag guy by the way. Yeah, I know you are and that's how I sticking out for you in the game one thing Um Uh, we'll consider a workshop is like a shop that you'd work in

1:06:14He got it. Oh, yeah, so I could be your garage if your edge is a shop that you work in okay We'll go first type shit Um, yeah, yeah, your first counter your first clockwise so I was snake draft four picks. Mm-hmm. My first pick is a chainsaw Great, great. Yeah, it's gonna slow you down though, especially if you have mixed gas what if you're on a gas Fucking trying to mix that is true could go electric, but Yeah, yeah, first pick though Um, second pick I'm gonna go Dominic to Redo. I'm gonna use a giant fucking wrench nice. Oh, I like it nice giant fucking wrench kind of wrench Just a giant fucking Good wrench. No, just to You remember the what what size wrench was that one that we did the northern tool So about that I haven't everyday carry that it was like Three feet long correct, but like it was it had to have been like a three inch ball. Yeah, it's something like that

1:07:16I don't know it was fucking massive though. It was the biggest one northern tool cells That's the one that I want okay My first pick I'm gonna go with it because I want to I want to take this wrench and I want to just Barrier it in Orion's temple and have it just completely cave in his skull I'm not going for speed. I'm going for blunt force trauma Great bandambe. Give me an issue. What's gonna be an issue? Not having speed Who what if I clock you first with my fucking ball peen hammer pick one for me. That's ball peen hammer Hmm Okay ball peen What do you like about the ball peen you like say? I like yeah, I like saying bopping. I also feel like it's one of the most widely used Weapons and movies because like dexter. Yeah kind of like dexter like dexter use a ball peen at some point Yeah, do you think he's I want he's typically a knife guy, but he I'm sure he has he killed people lots of ways

1:08:18Huh? Yeah, I'm gonna go nail gun Pull the pull the safety off so inaccurate. I don't think I would do it. Yeah, but you need to Just get him going Yeah, but that's not gonna that's that's like a really slow guy who's got a drool if I hit you in the face Was it a nail don't you do air compressor to I get that to his bundle Well, you can get an electric I got an electric But that's not as strong as the air compressed ones. I want some power like if I'm gonna I've got a drill and run and I have this giant wrench my hand and I'm about to Blast your skull and you think that a few Nails are gonna stop me from my bowl rush if I hit you in the right places. I don't think so. I'm just spraying I got a fully loaded clip Well, I think the issue is if you run a Tyler with the wrench above your head He's just going for the double leg and then then we're on the ground and then he's and then he's gonna stick it right in your side That's that was I was talking about speed wise kid kiddie nails

1:09:19At one You're you're the thing of me four years ago Jump of the hut. You think a job of the hut job a chamberlain one job of the also I'm I'm good for either one because I've been training So therefore this This giant wrench is going to be wielded much like the energy sword in Halo 2 And I don't know if you've ever played Halo 2 before but your times Speed kills and also Has brood strength And also I would have been safe at job of the hut because you think that those nails are gonna Be anything but a flesh room on me is to you get wind in the eye I'll be wearing sunglasses. Oh, it's that you've taken that as safety glasses. It's your next thing I'm not even up you're up again. No, I jared so oh yeah I know every time we forget I'm gonna take a pole saw So you're gonna do a helicopter. No, so I got it's I think I'm gonna take a pole chainsaw actually

1:10:23So I got the reach here Yeah, it's like one of those spears in movie 300. Yeah, they use them typically for trimming high up branches and stuff Ryan has one let me use it one time Well, no, I would grant rent. I know what a pole size But you're gonna use it much like they do as the spear like a spear. Yeah, so if I'm not letting go of it I'm just I'm keeping it in my hands. Yeah, but no way with yeah like that. Yeah, I just want all the reach All the reach I can get and they're pretty light And even if I donate you with the chain part it's still gonna fucking hurt. Yeah Skip pack Raga I took ball pin here right away. I'm I'm gonna go crowbar Nice, how is that any different than me picking a big fucking wrench It's a different one of them for taking things apart and one of them is for pretty things together I know but we're just giving a shit about speed and all that Cobra speed. Well, you said you're taking like a six foot wrench is what you I think what you said

1:11:24Now what I said That wrench weighs just as much as a crowbar. Yeah, very similar I'm taking crowbar. I like your pick. Thank you This is my pick another deal with you and your pick. No, but you can't be telling me mine was a bad pick And that would be really slow and then turn around and pick pretty much the exact same tool. I think the only reason it's like no No, they're a pick no, they are a great pick by me. No, the only reason I said that was because you talked about Caving my skull in so I was coming back at you saying you were just you were just it could have been anyway with Jared I mean you were looking me dead in the eye. I know we need anybody That's why I don't want to sit in the middle when we move studios because of this draft in particular You knew it was coming This day's been coming for a long time You were just like you were just the thing I threw a dart at the wall and you just happened to be on the dart board dart your next pick

1:12:27A single dart hey Did Joker did kill one of the robins with a crowbar? I think I think it's good Yeah, it's like a fast and furious type weapon And I like fast Ball peeing in a crowbar so far Ha You could be less a bright guy right now me yeah, no, no, no See this is why I like one right. This is my favorite type of Ryan He's trying to win a dress here boring when he's fun. I'm trying to get when he's got a little edge tool I'm trying to get I'm trying to get I'm trying to win this fucking draft. That's we would just why I'm pleading my case The chainsaw is a great first pick. That's probably one of the top Top picks I'm gonna go with a cutting torch Nice. Yeah, it's a good one. Yep. That's a good one. There's a lot to carry around with that

1:13:28Yeah, he's cool that things lit. Yeah But I feel like I do a lot of damage and it's got a lot of fear factor to it Call me Joe Rogan at this point. Yeah, you know Not Johnny Knoxville. Yeah, bullshit Although Johnny Knoxville is a great New host for fear. He should have been the original host Yes, they casted that well. Yeah, I'd agree. Yeah Um Let's see. I'm gonna do sludge hammer Okay, and Say good nothing to say to that. That's harder to swing than the wrench I'm not right about Jared I mean to sludge I mean that That's a finishing tool. That's not you know, you gotta get to the finish nor do you use it? Yeah Oh triple H. She's it all the time. That's true. Did he? Yeah top rope No, they have for some reason all WWE rings have a sledgehammer under

1:14:33That's just that's putting the ring together. Yeah Um next pick I'll do I'll do pitchfork Okay I liked that. It's just not really a workshop tool It's more of a it's more of a shed tool. Yeah, well Ryan said like it would be in your garage yet We'll lay at it. Yeah, yeah, I mean classic angry mob weapon. Yeah, they're around a lot like around pumpkin patch season True, true. Just a shop you work in. Yeah, it's all subjective I'm gonna go Uh for my next pick I'm gonna do a cutoff saw Like the concrete saw that big ones. Oh, yeah, yeah, like some gears I'm in blame like yeah like gears a war shit nice Couldn't you couldn't you get a saw like that and gears a war? Yep. Yeah, fuck yeah. That's a good pick Plus I know my way around that thing Mixed gas too and it'll start about 50% of the time. Yeah, that's what I was thinking

1:15:35She just hold on don't attack me yet. Just wait till you get my weapon ready I feel like I need some sort of gas or that's exactly behind one with that because behind my behind my draft I got I got I got heat I got Gas power and I got Just manpower with a wrench Bucket muscle American muscle American muscle. Jared. I'm going to fucking axe Nice. Oh good. Axis just such a better pick than the sledgehammer. Jared. You gotta be upset about that you didn't get I'm going fucking Harley Quinn style ball peen crowbar and axe and I can haul those on my back I don't think she had any of those I really couldn't ever and she got one of them fucking deals with the nails on the end. She had a baseball bat with nails Are you talking Margot Robbie Harley Quinn? That's the only one I've seen. He's she has she has baseball bat in those movies and she usually carries just a really big comic like clown hammer

1:16:40Yeah, yeah, okay hammer there we go If that's not that's not a ball peep. No, I'm just I'm saying the shit that I'm like the vibe I'm going for Okay, she has to wear a skirt no no no no no no Pigtails you're new pigtails and a skirt no that's the vibe you're going for we can do a suicide squad Halloween party We already can give it Star Wars. Well the patrons can decide Hey, no squad It's in your podcast I know Yeah Tyler is it me yep, I'm gonna go with an angle grinder Okay All right I think it's essentially mine, but just a lot more Tactical yeah, I have the I have reach right now. I don't have anything for when the distance is closed And I think angle grinder. I'm gonna go battery operated for this because if they're close I'm not gonna have time to fuck around with chords or why don't you bundle it with a 300 foot extension core and then you can swing it around your head like a

1:17:43I've already have distance I can I'm gonna rattle off a bunch of nails and then comes in the pole chains So and if they get close enough I've got the angle grinder and then for my final pick is just a pocket utility knife Because if we're in close quarters, I can move that as much as possible I have the fight built in my head. Yeah, that's how it goes Who's it against? I don't know anyone of you guys Is miles I'm taking miles started it with the shit talking the nail gun. So I've already had that pictured Just not stop Just not stop I just I'll tell you who it is and it's not shared never let's take your Jared in this fight Let her it didn't it's essentially a staple gun and that didn't stop marve from home alone Oh, you got shot with the staple gun in and right between the eyes and the deck and it didn't stop them Well the big guy in happy Gilmore got shot in the head with a nail gun and he had brain damage after that What about the guy from no country world man? He had a nail gun. He did yeah, yeah, he kind of that was like a cattle executioner type of thing

1:18:47Yeah, yeah, but it was sick My last pick I'm gonna go with a fire extinguisher For take out miles you big showing miles, dude No, cuz that's the torch you can't hit what you can't see You can't see either though. I just don't know if that's a workshop tool It should be first if you have a safe workshop it is I think I think just to get a permit you got to have a fire extinguisher So that it's probably right now you guys are such rule followers Make up your mind Jared are you four rules or not you hate the DNR between That fire permits I can't figure you guys out Yeah, so close quarters wise how you I mean you're not gonna be able to touch me the night because you don't know where I'm at It's like a smoke it's like smoke grenade, but you're not gonna know where anything is either You don't have my workshop though. We're at my workshop. Now you have home field correct. That's like all below. Okay. Now it's like Yes

1:19:49Oh for my last pick which you guys are gonna hate But I love it. I'm gonna go with like uh With basically Electric terminal clamps like like white goodman You but like like jumper cables either attached to a brad battery or one of those rolling battery charger deals And I'll fucking charge him up you get close quarters those babies are clamping under your nips and you're going for a wild ride Like a taser almost basically a workshop taser And then I'll beat the fuck out of you with my big ranch You touches you're gonna get shocked too. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, god. I'll be out. That's the thing. I'm wearing a completely rubber latex suit Skin tight like Batman, but it's rubber so I'm good. That's hot. It is hot Oh And I'll and I'll oil it up too

1:20:50Yeah, cuz latex can be sticky, you know, so if I oil it up you guys will slip right off I just I wasn't expecting kimpsuits to get involved What's a kimpsuit? It's a fully that the full body suit thing From pulp fiction I mean you guys are fucked I'm mostly close quarters. I'm gonna be kind of fucked against tallies. You got the pole saw. Yeah But again, I just I just got to get my wrench fucking knock it down and I charge him I got the axe to bouncing off my latex suit of bing I got the axe to don't forget about the axe. No, I'm an extra or two. No, I was saying don't probably build for close quarters I'm not built for long distance. Got it You're using the Homemade taser has more of a torture device when things are said and done get answers out of them. Yeah Yeah, I mean, but also you charge me with your axe. I just make one defensive move and then I fucking get your leg with the

1:21:57Share your fuck you're dropping that axe suddenly that axe is useless to you I Erick's thing we sure I have you forgot I old up. That's just gonna slide right off me I don't fire extinguishers don't make a cloud either. They make a foam that sticks it suppresses the fire and so then I was just going to start There's like different types. Yes, but they don't create like a giant smoke screen though correct Like it's very temporary not yeah, it's not like a big puff of like a smoke bomb and Batman It comes out in a concentrated lion sticks to the thing If you shoot at the ground like you're better off just beating someone over the head with your fire Then you are using it. Yeah, actually I'll take the cord and a wrap it Actually, that's better using it like it's not intended. It's better than what you originally planned. Yeah Now it would be annoying to be covered in fire extinguishers stuff so spray it in first then Hit them over the head and then Get it might be a great whether I'll pry your eyes open it fucking it's great

1:23:02I'll freeze you dick soft too CO2 fire extinguisher. Oh, I might I saw the beard cooling down video My dick warmer. I got I gotta I gotta I got a guy fucking test in the CO2 one-out for me First test he did 54 degrees What so I'm still going on the beer chilling thing I haven't let that go yet What do you mean you have a guy you hired a guy? No, I just I got a guy in my email. I got I got we are we already we did one test first beer 54 degrees So we're down from 70 So someone who watched the video tried the experiment with the CO2 one yeah, he said hey Uh Those guys don't even know about the CO2 fire like I'll do it. I'm gonna do it right for us because I believe you in that it can cool a beard on really fast What a right guy What a right guy got all kinds of right guys in the email I'm the only one with access to right now though Anytime a tie guy or a my guy comes in he just sends it right to to spam

1:24:06Yeah, I don't know we just only have right guys in this email weird report fishing Spam blocks anyway. All right, Jared. What's your last pick six foot chains Nice Johnny Ham check yep, so I can like whip them around my head distance you also wrap around your forearm's to block Ryan's axe yep, so gonna hurt, but at least your arms are getting cut off very versatile. Yeah So six foot chains ghost writer shit Tell you's my cutting towards and cut them right in half and then I go we got you have two three foot chains That I cut them in half again, and then you just have a bunch of one and a half Yeah, four one and a half foot chains I come in half again Then you have two chickens, but then once Jared gets you down he'll use them to shock you up Yeah, I got hot Already in late times and his gipsy Yeah, in latex and that Jake comes in with camera So let's go Jigs filming this is what you're latex and chains and shit

1:25:06You're always looking for content opportunities and just I appreciate it And fucking just put throw the cape the jumper cables on my nips to I'll get some on myself. Yeah, fucking Honestly, could you the move get you a little do you get a little adrenaline going shock yourself? Yeah. Oh, yeah, shock the system I don't have a cup of coffee All right, so what were your pictures in chainsaw sledgehammer pitchfork six foot chains Mine was big fucking wrench bfw Um cutting torch Big fucking Cutting torch cut offs gas cut offsaw and a jumper cables or a homemade taser homemade taser. Yeah Um, let's see ball peen Crull bar

1:26:07Crull bar Axe and um homemade smoker made a gay fire extinguisher. I like rides draft. I got nail gun A pole saw an angle grinder and a utility knife God if you just you if you would have if you would add like the crowbar instead of Ryan I think yours was was probably the best. I do think you're a one pick away from maybe an all-time I don't know. I think I think I've got every aspect of the fight down. The utility knife is a great pick fourth pick Yeah, but it's gonna end up just the wrestling match. The angle grinder is just better I don't know. I think they I think if I were to drop anything in my draft. I'd drop the angle grinder The utility knife is sneakily the more of the best things I have on my draft very good pick now utility knife Is not as good as a regular knife. Yeah, but I don't know. I'm just keep a regular knife in my shop No, I know I'm saying though. It's like yeah, I just was what I've what I had available

1:27:09Like because it's gonna turn into a wrestling match at some point And that's gonna be the easiest weapon that all of us have to use when we're literally making contact It's very compact and yeah, I like it a lot and I don't have to like pull blade out just No, sir, you get it out. There's no blade in it. You're like fuck Ha ha ha No, I should have checked these dogs just get stuck in there and you try to push away Wait, wait, wait, hold on hold on just a little tiny tip hanging out Anyone got flathead I can't believe no one just picked a regular handsaw Yeah, along would be too floppy too flimsy But I feel like like one of those Japanese ones that are like kind of like those are sick. Yeah, that would be the move. Yeah, Japanese ones. Japanese hands are like I'll show you them. Well, you can just go like this like a regular handle, but the way it's shaped. It's not like a samurai sword. No, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, or save. I mean, it's a cousin. Yeah, that would have been a really good pick.

1:28:21Okay, I'll pick that one. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Is that it, Jared? A fun facts Tyler. Yeah, the Sabre Tooth Tiger was named because it's too long K-9 teeth looked like Sabres, which is another word for sword. That is a fun facts. That is fun. Just thinking that. On the topic of tools, you guys want to do a riot will be tool update. Yeah, yeah, just just cross over a thousand dollar mark. Holy shit. What did you sell over the week? Tools on Monday. You know, we do. He was so some big or did you sell a bunch of little shit? I've been grinding away a little stuff. We talked on Monday last week and you were at like like 630 or something. We're at 720. We're at 795. No, last time we did this, this is a couple weeks ago. We were at 620. We had made 20 bucks. Okay. So now we're over 400 bucks. Yes. How much? Correct. How much you got left a lot still?

1:29:21We haven't even gotten to the big show yet. Fuck yeah. Fuck you. So, let's go. I know. I know. Actually, I, let's see. God, what I sold a weed whack or do a guy last week came back the next day, bought a blower. Wow. We've got ourselves not a blower for me, but a blower for my. A blowy. You mean you mean a blower? No, you got a blowy from me. I pocketed. I pocketed that cash. I earned that one. I mean a blowy. He loved how how great I whacked and he came back for a blowy. Yeah. Upgraded plan. Yeah. All right, folks. That's another episode. You bet you radio podcasts. Have a great week. We'll see you next one. Bring it in. We're done. Oh, yeah. Betcha. Yeah. Yeah. Going to Disney to drink around the world for my buddies 21st. Any advice to drink around the world at Epcot. I believe that's what he means.

1:30:25What's Epcot? Epcot is Disney World. What's it? Disney World. I mean, it's like a attraction within. No, Epcot is it is Disney World. Is it its own town? It's like its own theme park. It's like that's your name. Got it. Okay. No, I thought Epcot was just where Disney World is. Yeah, Epcot is in Disney World. I thought that Disney World was in Epcot. No, Disney World is in the land. Yeah. It goes. It goes our land. Oh, Disney World in Epcot. This Epcot is in Disney World. I thought that there was two Disney worlds in Florida. No, there's one. Disney Land is in LA. Correct. But I thought there was difference between Disney World or Lando and Disney World Epcot. What is Epcot then? It's like a futuristic type of theme park. Yeah, then there's like multiple like fake countries in it. See? I don't know. It's like the land of tomorrow.

1:31:29Epcot. At the Epcot theme park in Florida that celebrate human innovation space in international cultures. That's your really cool park. So it's not Disney World. It is. It's like a separate theme park, but it's like is it kind of like is it? There's like Harry Potter world. Within Disney World. It's in Disney World. I know I'm trying to understand what it is. So you have Disney World. Then there's like Harry Potter World. There's Epcot. There's all else fucking Disney Princess World. Is that? There's like MGM world like movie world. There's a zoo world. There's magic kingdom. I think there might have you been to Disney World. Yeah. Like as a kid or an adult kid, 2005. God, those are the heydays though. They were. Yeah. I mean, you hate it right. Yeah. Best time to be a kid going to Disney World 2005. Yeah. No phones. So there wasn't all these Disney adults trying to get stuff for their Instagram. Yeah.

1:32:36Wasn't as popular back then. Wasn't as expensive. Right. God. I was like a fifth grader. I've never been. I've only been a Disney land in California. I haven't been. I have a Disney Disney. Disney World light is what I call it. Sure. Fucking bullshit. Parents are cheap asses. You'll make it their one day. It is. I don't think I. I'm not trying to go. Yeah, you will. I'm only going if I can pay way, but take some of that 10k from telling women that they're look pregnant. Yeah. And doing whatever past gets me to never have to wait no line. Fast pass. Yeah. Maybe a brand deal with Disney. I think one of my least favorite things in the entire world is waiting in lines. Yeah. I mean, I will intentionally skip something that's important because. Like if I told Ann I was going to go to pick up food at restaurant and there was a line, I would just be like we're getting something else.

1:33:36So if there's like a 10th 20 minute waitout restaurant, will you wait or go to the next one? Peds that how many people there are right like if we got a party of 10. Then I'm just probably going to stick it out with no matter what's way because to communicate to 10 people and have to deal with all of that. Yeah. Yeah. But if it's just me, my kid and Ann. I think this is actually a great question. How long? I'm way too long. 10 to 20 minutes. I think 10 to 20. I'm doing it. I'm staying. Yeah. Me too. You hear 30 minute out. You're like, all right, let's go somewhere else, especially with a kid because he's a ticking time bomb. Yes. One he needs. He's a ticking time on before he eats and then he's a ticking time bomb after he eats. Yeah. Because before he's cranky and then after he eats, he's bored of sitting there and wants to do stuff. So you only got so much time. So yeah, I think I've been here 30 minutes. I'm not I'm not waiting no matter what.

1:34:39I think I think I'm going to I might try and wait it out at 30 minutes. But because they usually go on 15 minute increments. So if they were to say 45 minutes to an hour, I'm guaranteed I'm out. But if they said 15 to 30 or like 20 to 30, I'm staying. We do a lot of call ahead now. Yeah. Call ahead, throw your name on the list, then show up in 20 minutes and then you got a 10 minute wait. Yeah. Yeah. Also reservations are much easier nowadays to sound your phone. Also like with eating with kids now like a fancy dinner out for us is maybe like culverts or something like that. And they're totally fine. You would just go to the Mexican restaurant town. Possibly depending on the time again, like if we're going to prime time supper. And I also live out of town. So to have to drive in and then be like, oh, fuck, it's 30 minute wait, 40 minute wait, whatever.

1:35:42I'm just going to instead. I'll just we're just going to go right to call verse. Right. You know, you know what you're going to get. Maybe a five minute wait. So so the upcott question. Oh, yeah. What was it? Cool question again. He's going to have college buddies going to Disney to drink around the world from a buddies 21st. Any advice. I just like. Epcot sounds different than like going and being a Disney adult. Obviously. A little bit. Yeah. But to go to Disney on your 21st. I don't think it's. I don't love it. I don't love it. Like just go get fucked up and Rufi to add a shitty bar like everyone else. Yeah. Go drink for free somewhere. There's place. There's a. A place. Go to fucking go to the brick house in town. Yeah, you got a fucking free glass. All you can drink. All you can drink. Fucking Bruce. He's just start hammering him. Um, you're. I mean, I just yeah, I mean, that's a little bit of like a traditional guy take. I understand.

1:36:51I just. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Like I guess you're Gen Z. It's probably just to be thankful that Gen Z is just drinking anyways. Even if it is at a geeky place like the Epcot. Yeah. Instead of sitting on couches and getting fucking high with your buddies. Yeah. Just go to the basement and get fucking blazing high. And go to the go to the brick house and get your free mug and drink for free all night. I think it dominoes. What do you get? And then you get no, no, no. 21st. You get deep speeds. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a big story. Um, also, he's kind of sewer in his buddies here by, because buddies are going to have to pay, he ain't going to pay for shit on his 21st. It's true. And now his buddies are going to have to be paying for years around the world. The way Gen Z does that either. That's probably no way Gen Z is like everyone's split and shit now. Everyone's venmoing each other. There's no more. Okay. It's on me tonight. Yeah. All right. I just, I just, I have no ability to hold back on that.

1:37:54Like I don't, I don't have the mental fortitude to just go, oh, that's really cool that you're going to go drink on your 21st birthday at Disney World. I don't have any. So I did need to throw that out there. That being said, I do think it probably could be a good fucking time. Oh, I'm sure they can make it. And if it was like you guys were already planning to go to Epcot, which I still understand what it is. So this, so it might actually be not lame. And I just don't understand what it is. Epcot school. Okay. Because they celebrate human innovation space and international cultures. See, to me that, I don't know, it sounds like a hangover in the making though. I've seen that big ball. Yeah. If you're going to be drinking around the world, I mean, you're going to be drinking. So is it just, just places to drink or well, there's like, I don't know, the rise. There's like Mexico, Norway, China, Germany, Italy.

1:38:54So they're like food and rest. It's like, it's food. Oh, that's better. Yeah, that's cool. That's better. Just don't, just, just, just tell people you're going to this place that you can get beer from every country in the world. And don't say you're going to Disney World. Yes. Is that so you're going to have dickheads like me calling you lame. And it's tough to understand context to through a page, a page, a page round. I tell you what though, dude, getting fucked up and going on a roller coaster though. Would be kind of fucking sick. Drinking this fucking support roll at the Japanese, in the Japanese restaurant and Epcot. Yeah. Just fucking hammering one and then ripping a blind sushi off the bar rail or something. What does that have to do? What does that have to do with riding a roller coaster? I know you're like, you're, you're, you're drinking around the world and you're getting to ride Disney, Disney World rides. It's true. You gotta remember, my mind is I'm fatigued right now. I know. I got you.

1:39:56I got you. Uh, because like, but there is a fine line though, because you get to drug roller coasters. Actually, my worst nightmare. It's like the sale. You live that. I lived that. That was my child. The reason why I didn't know that about that 70 show is because I live. I was, I was living in that 70 show. Yeah. I lived it. We had a buddy. We made, we called FES. Yeah. And I was out of the weird name. You know, we'll ever start calling Fuzz. And then you're, you heard someone accidentally call him FAS. All right. What was the question? I think I do need to walk it back a little. I'm calling it lame. I do think I need to walk it. Let's start fresh. I've never heard this question before. But now I do. I have acquired the knowledge of what EBCOT is. It's 10 minutes. It actually does look kind of cool. All right. Walk it back. I do know EBCOT, but I've never heard this question before. Sam, I've been bombing going to Disney to drink around the world for my buddies 21st. Any advice?

1:41:01First of all, that sounds sick. Second of all, what is Epcot? He didn't even mention Epcot. I'm still a little unsure what Epcot is. Because based off the question, he's going to drink at Disney. I think he's mean, means Epcot. What drink around the world that makes sense. Right. I put it two and two together. Okay. Um, I mean, that sounds sick. Great place. The advice would be is just be the second drunkest person. Your buddy should be the drunkest. If your, if your buddy is not the drunkest on his 21st birthday, then you guys fucked up royally. Yeah. We fucked up. Oh, we fucked up. I'm the most drunk. That could be another good thing. Do a TikTok where you say, uh, I'm, I think I'm, uh, oh, someone been bombing and I think that my buddy's going to get the drunkest tonight.

1:42:01Mm-hmm. Yeah. Jensy loves that. Epcot's probably the number one place in the United States to get a green card. Okay. I mean, you got a bunch of American American men coming through drinking looking probably looking for women on their 21st birthday. If you're a Brazilian woman, hang out in the Brazilian Epcot, fucking sweet or whatever they want to call it. Shack up with an American guy. Get your green card. What the fuck are you talking about? This is a place. This is a place for Americans to go. People from around the world aren't going here necessarily. They might be. But I, I think it's much higher population of just Americans going to experience the world. Not the world going to experience their own culture in Epcot. Yeah, but America is only one cup. Like Brazil is only one culture of Epcot. Just like America is only one culture of Epcot. I don't like Brazil's on this thing. But I get your book. I get your book.

1:43:01How the fuck is supposed to drink around the world if you can't drink in Brazil? I got my buddy, my, but my patron buddy, Chees and Chad or whatever. I'm going to meet him and check him at eight years ago and propose to her. He hasn't fucking seen her since except on chat. What if they started dating at Epcot? That was the backstory. And they were like, fuck. Turns out to be a great place to get a green guard. A lot of. Between fucking FES and my cheese and Chad's Brazilian Chinese Chad Chinese Chad's. Soon to be Brazilian fiance. She was Buzz Light beer, not Chinese chat. She's in Chad. That's fine. I'm fatigued. You got to remember that side. I just need y'all to stick with me because we're still going. This is going to be a long episode because we cut you short last week. Yes. Guys, if you want more you bet your radio, you got to check out our patreon. You got to go to patreon.com slash you bet your radio or look us up on the app.

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