Our Roof is Leaking 🎙️ #395

0:00Welcome back everybody to another episode of the you bet your radio podcast. We do not have Ryan today and we do not have our studio today. Change the scenery. So we were went to go start the podcast and Jared realized that his the the ceiling was leaking water onto his computer. Yes, directly onto the computer. Directly onto the computer. And so the computer is in the background. I don't know if you can see it probably not. You can that is currently drying out. I did suggest that we should just dunk the whole thing in rice, but no one seemed to jump on that idea. I didn't bring enough rice today. Go to Costco, get a jumbo thing of rice. They do sell it in like like gunny sacks. And then upon we went into a full guy investigation. That's what we just did. There is nothing that we

1:05can do about this leak because we are renting this place and the property management is just going to have to figure it out. It's also we're way out of our depths. Yeah, we know what the hell we spent 45 at least 45 minutes trying to diagnose what we think is the problem. Several theories being tossed around started with maybe a leaky pipe. Then we said there was not enough water for a leaky pipe. Then we said maybe it's because it rained a shitload today. Maybe the rain is leaking down, you know, the side of the building down into our thing. Yes, some sort of clogged storm drain that's getting internal. I don't know. Head on our most current new theory is because right right in line with where all the leaks are, there's an AC unit that the coil or whatever is frozen over. So it might just be condensation or melting of a frozen coil through the thing. And it's our most updated theory. Yes, point. They're HVAC blues. Well, so hold on, so hold on,

2:07so hold on, Jared. So first of all, we emailed the property management. There's no way they show up today. None. Maybe in the next couple of days, they'll show up too. If it is the AC unit, I am cursed. We did just change the filters right on time too. We changed the filters right on time. If it's the AC, you're like, you're like the Chicago Cubs are just cursed. Yeah. Yeah. And I remember what I said, I said, I don't know if it was Patreon or a regular episode, but I said, we've had, I said, I need to stop bragging about how good the AC is because the heat might suck in the winter. It might be that the AC is too good that the AC unit just froze over. It got so cold in here, now we just have condensation in the ceiling. Tyler went upstairs because

3:07there's people above us to see if they got issues. They're living great up there. I don't got any leakage. I put the fear of God, and I'm though they were hustling around after I told the floors leak. That's actually a great prank. Just walk into a second story thing and just say, hey, I'm from downstairs. I think there's a water leak. You have to be drenched in water. I should have wet my t-shirt down. That's a great prank. And then just leave. Like, hey, if you see anything, let me know. And then just leave. You know what's how? That's a good idea. So it's really wet right below you guys. And also, we were touching the sheet rock. It's getting pretty soft. So I don't know what kind of structural damage it's doing. But anyways, I gotta go take lunch. So good luck. But like, did I jinx it? Am I cursed potentially? How do we break the curse?

4:08I know. It has the problem. We've gotta go to like trade school for a month, learn HVAC. Yeah, maybe I need to do a YouTube video where I go and learn the trade of HVAC. Yep. Are we doing like an exorcist or something? Yeah. Like very different plans. Just do like an intense two hour session in a sauna to break the curse or something like that. Take Iowa, Oscar for whatever reason. Yeah. Sweat out like the building. So this, I want to say this unit is gotta be like 60 feet. Yeah, yeah. Long. About 60 feet long, I think. This water is happening in a one foot section. And it just so happens. You look at all of the stuff here. The one one foot section with all of our equipment was right where the water leak was.

5:09Yeah. And like the PC that it leaked on is easily the most expensive pieces equipment in the building easily or in our office. Yeah. That cheap. Yeah. It's, I don't know if that's true. We're going to be close. Our cameras are pretty expensive. Yeah. But it's still a lot of money. Yeah. And it just, I just can't believe it. If you had to pick a section of like tile for like the worst leak to happen, it's probably right there. Yeah. Probably like bar none. Yeah. The worst one foot section of leakage to happen in this PC monitor. Multiple DSLR cameras. Soundboard. Yep. The soundboard. Microphones. So it's our luck. Yeah. And it wasn't even like a laptop that could have been closed. It's like a desktop computer. And luckily though, Jared's got the belly up unit. That's mobile. So we get to do

6:11you bet your casting couch episode. That's true. Ryan would love this episode. Too bad he's not here. Miss him. He'd have had that. He'd have been squirrely as hell in that situation. He'd have been crawling around in the ceiling tiles. So I mean, at this point, it could be anything, but it also could be. So should we shut off the AC then? Maybe? Because we don't need it. Sound off the comments. Huh? Sound off of the comments. Yeah. Well, so when the thing froze over at my house, they basically, the advice I got was just shut off the whole thing until the ice melts off of it. And once it's cool, once it's warmed up, then you can turn it on again. It'll work fine. And that's what happened in my house. So I wonder if we should turn that off. Yeah, it wouldn't hurt anything because it's not hot. It's not hot outside today. Yeah. But man, I just, because it feels warmer in here today.

7:13It feels, yeah, a little humid. Yeah. It feels warmer in here. So it's got to be our AC unit. And also, there's like three AC units out front here. There's one here. I'm guessing that goes upstairs. Yep. There's one there. There's two next to each other. The one that's frozen over is this old one. Yeah. AC unit, right? And so we were always wondering, like, how is it so cold in here? And I remember who said it, but it's, it's got to be because it's got that R12. R12. It's the good one. We got the good unit. We got the good unit. And now if this is a real issue, we might have to get one of those shitty new ones and go back to just like normal air. Yeah. Instead of frigid air, frigid air is a good idea for a name for like a fridge or something. Air just kicked on. No. Okay. Do you know, I hear it. I heard it. You heard, like, feel that feel see if it's up there.

8:14This is good podcast. It's not just a great visual for people watching up in right front of the camera. Good job here. Kick on. I heard something. Yeah. But I mean, this is just a disaster. Another live diagnosis. From the non experts. It just doesn't matter where we go. We could go. We would go in the woods to podcast with us. No AC units. And it would just, there would be a vein of clouds that just read just over us. All of our equipment and HVAC truck. We put a tent. So there's no way water can get on it. And then a branch would fall slice open the tent and water would just gush on all of our shit because we didn't filter it correctly. What if Ryan just put the filter in backwards?

9:16And that's the problem. Could be fired. Is that a thing? I don't know. Do we need to check that? I don't even know where it is. It's in the room by the bathroom. Also, he didn't reset the counter thing. It's still at zero. Oh, I just shit, dude. Just when we thought we were in the clear. And this is a great point actually. In life, you just got to, you can't ever get too comfortable. We should have always been on AC watch. I'll always be on ceiling leaking watch because the second we let our guard down, something bad happens. We got to start being comfortable with being uncomfortable. Right. Do you see any property managers out there? No property manager. No, you've got to hunt them down and find them. It's like when an NFL team starts like eight know for the season, they'd have missed the playoffs. That's what I feel like. This is what it's like.

10:19Feel like the Minnesota Vikings. Yeah, not this season though. Each hit pack. So we'll see. I mean, if the, if it starts getting hot in here, then we'll turn off the air overnight and have that thing melt and see what happens. It's kind of a good thing if it gets hot in here because then we kind of know what the problem is. Yeah. Yep. We're just collecting clues. I just, I don't know. At this point, I just don't know when the property manager's going to show up. Yeah. Could be today. It could be three weeks from now. Beauty is though. Is whatever's wrong with it? We don't have to pay for it. Let's go. Yeah. Let's go. Honestly, the one thing that's kind of a silver lining out of this is we've for the last year and a half have had about 35 five gallon buckets. And now we finally get to use it. Finally got to show up or to get to. Yeah. Thank you for the bucket. The five gallon buckets with the funny sayings are and actually what's funny about that, Tyler, is I don't

11:21know if you remember when I compared the $80 yeti five gallon bucket to a regular five gallon bucket. One of the tests was to see if it holds water from a leaking ceiling. Perfect. Oh. Now we know. We had, well, yeah, we already we already tested it. So we knew that there was going to be no problem with those five gallon buckets. Could you imagine how anxious we would have been if you didn't do that test ahead of time? We didn't ever know. I don't know if this is going to work. Maybe put a second bucket underneath the first bucket because I don't know if it'll hold. But I already knew that because that's what I do is I do the hard hitting science. I remember it because all I did was just take like a cup of water and stand way above it and just went like this. Yeah, I shot that. It was a ride to garage. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So many moons ago. That was a long time ago. Good science. So that's kind of occupied our last hour. Sure, it'll occupy more hours in the future. For sure. Well, we got a computer drying out.

12:29It's just not good when you call Jake and he's just like, oh, yeah, that is what he did do. He'd be a terrible doctor. Yeah. He'd be terrible doctor because Jake's like resident IT guy now. I've got your CT scans right here. Let's check your whole fuck. Huge tumor. Just didn't calm the nerves at all. He didn't deliver that horribly. Oh, shits. It's a goner. It's done. You got any trips planned? I'd cancel them. You want to get that bereave that looked at? We're getting another sponsor on You bet your radio because this is going to cost us. Yes, he handled that terribly. But then he turned around. He said 50% chance is fried. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. So with this is just on the phone. We just said there was water in there. He's like, it's done. It's gone. Throw it in the dumpster. And then we pulled off the side

13:35panels and figured out there was just water going down the one side where the power button was. And then he changes to and he said, I think there's probably a 15% chance it's fried. Because when he started, when he started with fifth, I was like thinking, oh, he's given this a 50% shot. And then he went from this is done to now only a 15% chance is done. Just like that. Hey, so it's 50% to we don't know. That's a bad. Yeah, I don't know. He started us up here so we'd feel relief as we go. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, hey, looking at the scans being like, oh, shit, you only got a few weeks left. But I need to do a further diagnosis to confirm. And then he comes back. He's like, dude, you don't even have cancer. You're good. I just spilled coffee on your skin. You're great. I got the papers mixed up. It's some other guy. Yeah, he's fucking next. So anyways, sorry about your headaches. I don't know, take some Tylenol and have a good weekend. Silly me.

14:42Golly. The one foot section, the whole place of 60 feet. Seriously, you know, one of 60 chance of that happening. I'll get a lottery ticket. Make sure one in 60 is in the power of all. Yeah. Oh, anyways, what are we going to talk about today, Jared? Oh, this couch is rough. It's tough. I do one of these episodes. It's like a really heart-hating. I'm having a talk with you, Jared. I'll stop flying this episode blind. All right. So what are we going to do, Jared? Uh, signs you've had too much to drink. You can't see. Signs you've had too much to drink. Can't see. And or you can see, but you're seeing the opposite sides of the room with the eye that you should not be. So everything over here, you're seeing with your right eye. Everything on the left,

15:44you're seeing with your right eye and vice versa. You know, you've probably had too much to drink. Kind of like a pirate situation. For me, it's when I start to think that maybe I'm actually okay at dancing. That's good. I've had way too much to drink at that point. If I feel like I'm killing it. You're like, oh, I hope people are watching. Yeah. Yeah. Not I'm doing this ironically because I know I'm shitty at dancing. For me, it's like when I start getting a little annoyed that everyone's wanting to go home. In my head, I don't think I've had too much to drink, but if you look at the game tape, I've had too much to drink. If I start getting upset that everyone wants to shut her down. So if you had an appropriate amount to drink, you'd be in the crew. This is the right time to shut this down. This is the right time to shut down. Let's go out with one more bang. Not like literally banging. Like just like that could be one more drink, one more song.

16:46Go to another bar. Yeah. If I get actually upset that the kitchen's closed, I've had too much to drink. Not just like a dang. Pizza would be nice, but if it's like, are you fucking kidding me? Who closes the kitchen at midnight? Yeah. When pizza sounds really good and it's nighttime, that's when I've had too much to drink. Yeah. Because I would never eat pizza that late. I think another sign that I've had too much to drink is also I'm a guy that I'll start telling my wife that I love her. I've never. As a Midwest guy, you've had too much to drink. If you just start spilling your emotions to your wife. If you start telling her how you feel as a Midwestern man, you've had too much to drink. You let your guard down. And let your guard down. Your dad would be disappointed in you. Like she just should know that you love her. You don't have to tell her that. Stop being a

17:51sloppy mess. Get a water. Get a water. But that's why I think it's emotionally healthy every once in a while to have too much to drink. That is get that stuff out. And then you can just blame it on the alcohol. Except for my wife, luckily, like doesn't necessarily love it when I start doing that. Okay, my. You know, go to bed. Close your eyes. Just all right. Shut the hell up and just go to bed. I just I fucking love you. I love you. When you start making plans with other people. Oh, yeah. That happened to me. I was in New York with some buddies. The guy that I've hung out with a few times, we were making vacation plans at the bar. Never make plans. At your bachelor party was one of your buddies who I never hang out with. But when I do, it's a key's a good time. At your bachelor party, we planned like a week long alconning trip. And then never talked about it again. There's one time I think it was at

18:52Pub West. I was like, this guy like, yeah, yeah, we'll time out of Vikings Raiders game and they won't go see you two at the sphere. Fuck. Why would I do that? It's beautiful. You're on shrooms. You're just fucking in the sphere. Is anyone ever called you on one of those drunken plans? I've got a text. So I actually just I came up with an idea for that. They should make an app. So when you're drunk, you plug in the plans into the app. And then 12 hours later, like the next day at like 3 p.m. It sends a notification to everyone that you plugged in that wanted to do this. And everyone gets to vote on whether or not they want to actually do it. It's not or not. You know, and it's anonymous. So like no one knows who voted for what? And it's just like yes or no. And then it just goes, these plans fell through. Yeah. We call the we call the app follow through.

19:53Yes. It's got to be like 10 a.m. The next day because that's like prime hangover time. Yeah, that is very good. Showing up a little bit. Yeah. You hate life. You don't want to do it. Yeah, but you also don't want to get someone who's still drunk. It still wants to go on the trip. It's a I like the 10 a.m. Because you're usually like the still drunk. Goodness. If you weren't really hard, it's wearing off by 10. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm wearing the more like a drunk planner app. Yeah. I mean, you plug in all the details because when you're drunk, you're like planning the whole thing location dates. Uh, you know, where you're going to stay. All it just have fields for all that to put it in there. And then the next day everyone gets to vote. Because honestly, Todd, what if you went on that elk trip, there would have been sweet. I remember the plan kind of vividly actually, and we're just the next day. We're like, we're not actually what they should do is also have a contact info for every person involved because sometimes you're making

20:54plans with people that you've just met and you don't even have their phone. Yeah. So what it should require you to do is if you add someone, you have to plug in their name and their phone number. And you have to take a picture of them because you might not also remember who you made plans with. And you know, you should say no the next day. If you look at the contact photo and you still don't know who that person is. Despite right, if you know, this person, do you remember making plans before you get to vote everyone? Like 75% of people have to remember who each other are. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's like there's layers here. First, it asks you, were you drunk last night? And if it was no, then you get to move on. It's kind of like a flow chart. Yeah. It's like, if yes, go here. They all can end up with going on the trip. But it's more hoops to go through. I like this idea mostly because this happened to me before where I got called on the drunk plants and they've happened. And now they happen every year,

21:58when I played in a golf tournament in Myrtle Beach with my grandpa's my partner. And we got paired with this other guy. And he had Vikings head covers on. So we bonded over being big fans of the Vikings. And he's from Myrtle Beach. So drunkenly at this golf tournament, we planned he's going to come up to Minnesota. We're going to hang out. Go to a Vikings game. And I at the moment, like this is never going to happen. We do it every year. He texted us like a month later. He's like, so we got tickets yet or what? And now we're going to the bills game this year on Monday night. Hey, it's become a tradition. It's great. Actually, yeah. Well, that's the thing is this app isn't meant to prevent never going on these plans. It's just you've got to make sure that you really want to do. You know, like, what was it you were going to go do what and then go to the sphere? What were you going to do for this game? Like a Vikings raiders game. Yeah, you two at the sphere. I mean, there's a world where that yet could happen. The bike. The bike is game makes perfect sense. But you too at the sphere seems really out of left field. Like you have a resident. You see the sphere. This is like two three years.

23:05They use two. You two. That's the cover badge. Yeah, they use two. They're at the cube. Now the sphere. They should there should be a venue. That's just a regular building that's just called the cube next to the sphere. Much much cheaper. Yeah, they are obsessed with shapes. Isn't the isn't the peer like the isn't our pyramid to. Yeah, there is. That's a casino excels here. Yeah. I think that's what it is. Just do a shape. I'm going to do a venue called the question mark. And it actually really sucks because the band is at the end of the question mark. So all of the people sitting in the bottom part of it just can't even see the content. They just watch this. Just watch it on the on the jumbo train. You just saw the reddle to get it. Yeah, we're doing me this client. Yeah. I also side note know that I'm too drunk when I will look at my phone for the time.

24:12And it doesn't mean anything to me. I think you're going to say like if I look at the phone and it's 2 15 a.m. and I'm not worried about it. I am too drunk. Yeah, I haven't been there in a minute, but you're right. Because like I now I look at the time and if it's past 11 30, I panic. That you got drunk enough. You're not drunk enough. Yeah. I will have to say though there's been a few times in my life when I've seen the sun come up. And that will immediately kick me out of I'll sober me up really fast. It's the process. Yeah. It's yeah, it's just like a. Oh, fuck. Today is going to suck. I would say tomorrow. No, you just say you've written off that day. It's over. How many get three planes of the day after?

25:14We're punching on today. It's been a long time, but I've had that happen to me. That happened when I went on that bear hunting trip in Canada. After I shot my bear, we drink. These things called barrelizers in their shop. Well, we cleaned the bear. And I just remember stumbling out of the shop to go take a piss and the sun was rising. I was like, oh, he's stumbled out of the shop. And he's he saw the sun come up and he instantly got sober and he looked down and he was just wearing the bears. You just had guts like he's running down his face. What the fuck happened? It's like a bed suffer. Yeah, yep. Yep. They're carrying me on their shoulders. As I was wearing nothing with this bear skin. I became the bear. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Dude, shit.

26:16But I think like seeing the sun come up, I got a vacation or a trip is better than like totally a random weekend. Yeah, did not have to. It would have really sucked if me stumbling from the shop into my house to then have to parent. Yeah, that's bad. After seeing the sunrise. That's bad. Yeah, but I got a trip or vacation. It's somewhat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What I put hand on the wall for what I have to pass. Yeah, that's what I know. I've had too much drink. You need some extra stabilization. Yeah. Like a crane. You know, they put the outriggers out. It's not good if you need some free small riggers to take a piss. Another one for me is if I'll be missing some personal effects and just not care. Like I don't know where my phone is. It doesn't fucking matter. I'm hammered. I don't turn up. So I do where my wallet is. Yeah. My wife probably has a, I don't give a shit. Let's keep playing. That is one thing I'm very lucky as doing what I do is the moment I start drinking,

27:20I actually take my phone out of my pocket less. So the more I drink, the less regard I have for my phone where do you imagine if I got drunk and I just start posting Instagram stories? Yeah, that would be tough. You guys would be like miles. I would probably go in, change the password, and lock you out. But luckily that's not how I roll. I feel like it's really lucky that throughout the history of this company, no one's done. Why the fuck would you say that? Well, like there's nobody irresponsible that has the passwords. Stop it. Stop talking. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Stop talking. All right. Just behavior. So files. I think I think this is a tick talk. I saw it was like the Atlanta Hawks on the Instagram. They post somebody like puke it out the club. So totally the intern that just

28:22I'm like, I just switched profiles. I think it was something like that. I think that's what happened. That was that later on. You could in the club. The closest I've ever been to doing something like that is this actually happened like two weeks ago. No, no, no, but I posted a you betcha on the short on my on my Tyler Ziggler YouTube. I was like, oh shit. Look, fuck. It was it was the Yeti ice test Yeti versus igloo ice test. I accidentally posted on Tyler. A lot of us new subscribers. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so I just I just thought of this about the sun coming up bit, not to circle too far back, but at deer camp one time my brother went and took a piss outside and the sun was coming up. But it was like just like some was just about to come up. So it wasn't up yet. And he comes back and said goes, dude, the neighbors are party in two. My uncle goes, they are getting up for work. You dumb ass.

29:30That you're going to say they're getting ready to go hunt. No, because it's a Friday before. They're going to work you dumb ass. Look, a trick in Irish coffee. Yeah. Nope, that's just regular coffee. Since Ryan's out here, I'll just do one for him. He knows he's too drunk when he's got to take his boots off and stand in the snow. And I cannot believe that that's a real thing he did. Yeah. Like I actually think it would have been less weird if he like took his shirt off and was like standing on the bar, especially at the bar. That's like normal drunk behavior. But to just disappear, take your boots off and just be barefoot standing in the snow is a crazy move. Yeah. The dogs were hot. Yeah. So shout out to Ryan. He's on vacation. What else he got, Jared? Oh, what else I got. I have. Let's do. That's the thing about working Saturdays.

30:35The best thing about working Saturdays. It depends on what kind of working Saturdays. Like I remember when we were understaffed for merchandise operation there for a couple years or like around Black Friday, we'd have to like work on the weekends, some to like package shit up. It is just kind of a vibe to just like wake up, bring some coffee knowing that you're like, you're going to work, but you're going to work for like one task. Because like our job, I got to come here. We got to come up with ideas. I got to shoot content doing all of it. Like going there, being like, I'm just going to package stuff for like the next four hours. We have 1,000 orders that need to be let's go knock it out. Some like that is great. Yeah. I feel like Saturday work is usually very pointed at one task like that. It's something that you didn't finish during the week. Nine times out of 10. I think for blue collar work Saturdays, as long as you don't have to do it too

31:36often, I love working Saturdays because that shit was 100% over time the entire day. 100% over time. It's also a good way to kick a hangover. Yeah. Quickly. We used to do Saturday strips where we all show up. We strip down naked. We oil up. No, we strip the forms off of a wall that we poured on Friday. And it's like you're done by noon. So it was like a good way to get up. You've been drinking the night before, sweat it out. You go eat lunch afterwards and you're like ready to hit it again after that. It's kind of kind of vibe. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say like everyone's game to get like lunch that day at a like a fast food. Totally. Everyone's totally. No, we just breaking your lunch on a side. Yeah. And then you're done. And then you're done. If it's in the fall, you just go watch college football after. Exactly. There is kind of a it's not necessarily the fuck it's. But there is more of like a last week of senior year. But I want a Saturday. There's no pressure on a Saturday. Yeah. Like we can do this four hour job in six hours and it's

32:42no big deal. Now I have been lucky enough to not have to work like a full day Saturday. That makes sense. Like no eight hours. Yeah. Not seven to five. So I imagine that that would be tough. But because I just like half day Saturday work is kind of kind of it's better than full day. But the full day Saturday work, when you're on time and a half from the second you punch in, you're getting that early. One day you show up. I volunteered for all the Saturdays when I was roofing. Like they did. It was a hundred percent of volunteer to roof the actual office building. So like they didn't have a crew like designated to do the office. It was just every. There's their office. They were building. Yes. Re-roofing. Yep. The actual roofing company's office was 100% volunteer Saturday work. So here's a question. And I was there every Saturday for a while. If you're doing roofing work for your roofing company, do they do you guys cut corners or do you make it better?

33:46I, if I was pretty run of the mill for me, but I was a bitch. Like I did bitch work. I wasn't like to see not much as change. But yeah, I think they would probably do it better. Because they boss can literally just walk outside like big boss, bankroll boss, not form and boss. That boss could climb the ladder any moment and catch you doing something shitty. He's not climbing the ladder. Yeah. He's making his monthly appearance. So what he's doing is he's having someone else climb up the ladder and just yell down the stuff that's going on. Yeah. He's probably going to fly a drone and then y'all you through the drone. Yeah, I think there's also you got a higher chance of like maybe getting a treat on a Saturday too. Yeah. Maybe the boss does bring like donuts or something. Yep. Yeah, thank you guys all for coming in on your weekend. Yeah. Yeah. The boss will like turn down like the deck headness,

34:49like 50% down. Yeah. Oh, great. I would agree with that. Jacob say 15. Yes. Did you ever work Saturdays at the news? Oh, yeah. They're actually a fucking blast. I love Saturdays at the news because we it wasn't an extra day though. My week was just like Tuesday to Sunday. Then I'd have Monday off or whatever. But it was just dead in there. You could do fluff stories. There was nobody breathing down your neck to do this or do that. Pull pranks on other people's computers. Yeah. Yep. I think I did something to you once or twice. Did you guys ever prank anyone by having a leak from the ceiling under their computer? That would be hilarious. And it better not be another person in this unit in this building. This pulling a prank on us. Office pranks. Yeah. God, that would suck if we got into an office prank world with someone. And they started with leaking on our PC. We have to be a bigger than that. We'd have to start their office on fire. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, let's keep a fire in our back pocket. I think we go, I think we fight water with water. Okay. I think we just get I think we just cut a pipe. Sure.

35:55They got ours leaking. Let's just go in there. Let's cut a pipe. Let's set off their sprinklers. Yeah. Let's go through the football round in their unit. Oopsies. Oopsies. Hit a sprinkler head. Water gushing everywhere. Let's do it down there. Those are the water that we grab a US dot on our side. No. Maybe unplug their fridges. That's actually like kind of one of my nightmares is getting caught in a prank war. I think I would just roll over a die. No, you wouldn't. No, I think I would. You don't have you don't have prank brain. I don't have prank brain. I be who see here's the thing is I feel like it could if I got into a prank war, I feel like it could sue me. Yes. And I would be like so into it that it would start affecting other areas of my life. And then it would get out of hand way to your way to compare it to roll. It's like a recovering drug addict knows he just can't even be put in situations where

36:59there potentially could be drugs. If Ryan started a prank war with you, you would not let it beat you. You can't you can't say you would. I just don't know if I would retaliate because if you don't retaliate on a prank, the other person feels bad about the prank. Well, I think you get way too pissed off. And the prank war would just die because it would go too far. Yeah, I get way too bad. Yeah, I just I think I love a I love a good I love a good little prank, you know, like you're getting together with the group people. It's like you say banana bread as many times as you can before someone notices. I love pranks like that. Yeah, harmless pranks I got harmless. But as soon as you're putting fucking goop on people's cars and spending extra time putting hosted notes all over someone's office. That's where I'm like, this is we've gone too far. It Jared beat me in a prank war one time. It was very little prank. All I did was take the label

37:59maker and label everything on Jared's desk. So like monitor keyboard mouse. And then he went into my office and just left me kind notes. He did. He was like, well, the fucking pranks over. Yeah, that is good. Yeah. Actually, what's he going to do? Come back and just say sexual things about yeah, like like, hey, you're really good at your job. What's he going to come back to me? Like, you're really good and bad. You're great. How do you want up that? Yeah, that's penis. Yeah, you have a very nicely shaped cocky stellar cock Jared. Keep up the good word, pal. That's a good way to end a prank war. Just be really weird about it. Yeah, just come on to him. Yeah. That's like how you at deescalate any fight. Yeah. Try to kiss him. Yeah. The way that I beat Ryan in a prank war is I get here early before he does. I stripped down and they could oil up and I just sit on his desk and wait for him. Legs crossed. No, no, no, no. Let's start a legal war. That's why I can't do this. That's where my head went right away.

39:04I can't do prank wars. Yes, you have. Not worth getting into. I just also don't love walking around living on the edge. Just in the back, you're ahead of when's the next prank going to come up and live it on the edge since I saw jury duty. Is anything real? What if this leak isn't even real? What if everyone in my life is a paid actor and have been for years? Yeah, like Truman show. Yeah. Yeah. That would suck so bad. To be terrible. And you're doing a really good job acting right now in this reality show miles. Stop it. Just let me know. Be terrible. Be terrible. I guess like like kids of influencers is kind of Truman show. Like they're the whole life's documentary without them. No, totally. That's why it's why I don't want my kids in any content. Yeah, absolutely. That's very Truman show. Ask. That is true. There's a huge movement about that.

40:04Writing into laws like child content, compensation laws and whatnot. Yeah, I saw it. Like in Tennessee, they were going to pass them like that. So it was like all these YouTube vlog families were going to move out of Nashville and go somewhere else. Yeah, you have to tell it left. He honestly. Yeah, it just doesn't seem, you know, I mean, it just seems like we just find new ways to just make money off of children in terms of entertainment wise. Yeah. I mean, Michael Jackson's dad did that to him. Yep. They don't have the entire Disney actor. Scenarios like none of us like one out of every 15 had a good childhood. I think the only child actor that kind of turned out okay is Ryan Gosling. He turned out grace. Yeah. So I don't know what to deal with that. But I'm trying to rifle for my head. Yeah, I'm ready. The Sprouse twins turned out all right.

41:05Sprouse. Colin Dylan, the sweet like Zach and Cody. They have a sweet life now. Yeah, one of them like they had their moments where they were doing weird shit. But yeah, that's for the most part. They're all right. Yeah. So yeah, I don't remember what we talked about me either. Best thing about working Saturday. Yeah. Time to watch other actors. I think we nailed that. Yeah. What about Sundays? Sundays. Best thing about working Sunday. I'm also going to church. I don't work Sunday. Yeah, it's this habit. What are you talking about? Lord's doing. It's true. Sundays if for whatever HBO show is hot right now. Yeah. You know what I love? I came across a video of like these people in nature like in some lake in the middle of the woods and they were just having a blast just fucking splashing around and shit. And every single comment's like so fucked up that

42:11this is humans. But then we also have to work and shit. People have been working since the beginning of time. Just their work was to survive. Correct. Let's work and shit now. Yeah. According to this comment. I don't remember what exact quote was saying if you just like they were all like everyone was so disappointed in humanity that we got to the point where we know have to work and make money. And they were just they're just so sad about this on threads. Sure. No, this is on TikTok. But honestly, would you rather work to make money so you can buy food or would you rather have to those people splashing around the lake? You wouldn't be splashing around. Yeah, you'd be in that lake trying to find fish so you can feed your fucking family for the night. You'd be like splashing around the lake is the exact opposite what you want to do. You're a scaring off fish away. Yeah. That actually is a good point, Todd. The people are only a reason why they can splash each other in a lake in an undisclosed location is because they have made some

43:16sort of money that has allows them to do that. Yeah, it's like we've always been working. It's just the idea of work is changed. That's a good point, Todd. They're just splashing around. Like what were they doing? Just fucking jumping and chasing. Just wharcing around. Just wharcing around. Just fishing around. Look how it's like God, that's so sick. Yeah, this can be really profound. People are going to feel this. I got to start commenting on videos more just to get my thoughts out. Yes, yeah, no problem. I need to vent them onto other people's videos. Like if I like a video, I should say, okay, this is epic. You know, stuff like that. Trying. So I've commented from the You Bet You page and other people that we follow. But on like personally commenting on something, I bet it's been seven years.

44:19I'm good for maybe two comments a year. Yeah, I'm not counting me commenting on You Bet You stuff. Not counting that. Yeah, because I'll comment on You Bet You stuff. Yeah, yeah. Like reply to comments and stuff. Right. Which personally, sometimes it is me sometimes style. No, I'm saying like as I'll comment on You Bet You videos as Tyler. I'm not counting that. Yeah, me neither. Yeah. I don't. I think the only things I like on social media now are my wife's stuff and You Bet You stuff. I don't even, because as soon as they started showing who likes what with your little logo and that floats in the corner of Instagram, I was like, I'm never liking another post ever again. Yeah, well, how are you supposed to secretly like Big Booty Latinas? Yeah, keep it in the end of this. I used to be just hammering the like button on all the Big Booty Latinas. And now I can't.

45:20I'm not going to log into my murder to do that. We got to name names. But when I was going to college, the sports information director, it's like the head of like the sports. I sounded them. But yeah, I'm not going to say what college? If people didn't know, no, he got caught liking like porn Twitter tweets that happens from. Well, that happens with the athletics account. Because he didn't know that you could see who liked what. Oh my. So there was just a whole list of this page like this, this, this, this, this and this. Because you could go on Twitter then, you could go and see what each page liked. Yeah. And so you just clicked that you just saw all of this shit. He was like, and it was all porn. And then a random volleyball tweet. What was he into? Uh, I don't remember. There was one of them. I just like, we talking just like pretty like normal

46:22stuff. Or was it some like fetish stuff going? It wasn't fetish. Like it wasn't anything like overly concerning. But the one that was the funniest was there was just this page that he followed called black ass porn. He followed it from the athletics. Yes. That diversity. That's good. Yeah. So that's what big booty Latina thing made me think of that instance because of the page he liked. He definitely got fired, right? No. Did not get fired. I mean, what kind of meeting is that look like? Yeah, dude. I don't know. But it was all right, guys. Um, today, you know, like, because they're probably handed talk to them behind private doors. But then like when it gets to the like all hands, I mean, like, Hey, just so you know, today we're going to go through a new policy that we had that we put in place over. We I don't want to name names. But, uh, it looks out of it. Yeah. I think part of the reason he didn't get fired because it was a team

47:26of people. So I don't, I don't know, I don't know, I'm gonna get that. So the pinpoint who did it, but it was that page that had done it. Yeah. Yikes. Wait, everyone run laps. Yikes. So good times. That was a really funny two days. This we were just constantly refreshing. See, you like to watch it. Yeah. And you like, don't want to break it. It's anyone's attention because we need one room in the fun. Yeah. Yeah. So you guys ever do like spoof Twitter accounts of people like tweeting as someone. Yeah. Like we had one coach. Our coach said was coach Willis. And so we had a fake Twitter called Cosh Willis. And we would just do his quotes, but more aggressive and tweet that shit. All too. I'm about fucking hated it. Which one of you guys is Cosh Willis? Yeah. You got good prank brain. Yeah. That's a girl. I've never got it. Yeah. No, I love that kind of prank. And that's that's a prank right up my alley. He'd think he'd have it pinpointed down.

48:27And then we would just transfer the password to somebody else. And then they would start tweeting. Like you would never think of that prank. You would go like, let's put a flavoured ship bag. What if we flashed to what if we slash coach Willis's tires? Well, no, if coach coach, what is it Willis? Will it. And then if coach Willis pranked me first, then I go there. But if I'm like just thinking what would be a funny prank, I might do the thing. That's fair. But in retaliation, I fear that a that a dragon would be unleashed. You know, yeah. And I just start breathing fire on everything. Watch the world bird. Be the mad king. Burn them all. Watch over Jamie. Got some patron questions. Yeah. Ben Waballs. When is it time to throw out a pair of shoes? I have a pair that's hanging on by the toe caps only, but comfy as hell. I can't justify letting them go

49:33if you asked me never. If you asked my wife right away. Well, my shoes right away. She doesn't throw any shoes away. Because that's what's tough is like if I was going to give Jared advice on throwing shoes away, I'd be like, Hey, if they're pretty tattered, just throw them away. But then if I'm in that scenario, I'm like, I'm never thrown these away. Yeah. This is for like, I'm on the lawn or something. She was now. I still have shoes from college. I just threw like two months ago through aware pair of shoes from high school. Okay. So how many years is that? So I probably got on my junior year, which would have been 2011. So it's been 15 years. So I know they're running shoes. And I threw them away. I had replaced the souls several the insert several times. I you could see my toe through the bottom of the shoe. So that's right. Yeah. If you can see sock or skin through the bottom, the bottom. Yeah. If you could see it at the top,

50:38you got to get your two left in college. I got laughed at, but I didn't care. I had these pair of cleats that were so comfortable that they were like, you see how this like, like here, on that pair of shoes, there was a seam there. The seam burst it out the side. So like my foot was coming out the side and basically made like, yeah. So basically like the whole front of the shoe, you can flip back. I just took athletic and just taped it as tight as I could and just played on them the whole season. So they make this goop for wrestling shoes for like extra stick. And that's what we would do if our toe would blow our wrestling shoes. You just put the goop around the entire toe. Mm hmm. Can't. Once you break that shit in, it's like, yeah, if you go get new shoes, you're committing them three months of breaking those things in the right way. No, we'll have to say shoe technology's gotten better. I feel like and there's less break in period. Yeah. But like 10

51:42years ago, my feet would hurt for weeks when I get new shoes. Yep. Blisters in different spots because the fits different every time. So am I the only one? So when I get a new pair of shoes, there's like a hot burning sensation, the first few times I wear them. That's I don't think that's the norm. It's like your feet and those right? Like if I got new basketball shoes and I played a game or the one during warmups, the like bottom of my feet would just like feel really like hot and almost feel like a burn. Yeah, I don't I don't know if I've ever experienced that. I'd get like maybe a new athletic shoe specifically. I get blisters. But I don't have the footburn. Yeah. And if you have like a really holy pair of shoes, like they get relegated to like getting the mail or just like simple chores outside. Yep. You don't need your shoes for more than five minutes. You wreck the heel and they become slip-on. Exactly. And

52:44that those shoes can last like five more years. And that's the case. Just like you never know what scenario you're going to encounter. I had this pair of shoes that I used for weight lifting for a very short amount of time that went in my closet. They were gone. And now so I didn't wear them for very long. And then I found them again. And now there's still the shoes I wear to like lift weights in. Yeah. You just never know when you're a circle back. Yeah, you would why throw them away because the second you throw them away, that's when you're going to need them. Like I ditched my pair of old football cleats that I wore for slow-pitched softball. And then I'm shit you not. The next summer, my buddy asked me to place off all with him. I told you I put it. I thought you were going to say you joined the Farter One Vaders. Yeah. Farter one Vaders. But no, I had to play golf cleats because I didn't have any cleats. Golf spikes. Yes. Yeah,

53:47but they look more like cleats. There's also a D-Des ones that me and Ryan have. God, you imagine anyone in the office though, Tyler would have been the guy that would have had a stint with the Farter One Vaders. No. No, I was done. Of anyone in this office, I think if he, I mean, Ryan didn't play football, but if he played football, I'd be a Ryan. Yeah. I mean, he basically did that with baseball. True. Well, yeah, he's going to go that alumni game here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's very like, I don't know. That's adjacent. A adjacent, yeah. Same church. Yeah, Ryan definitely. Mike Oxenair. Where are you supposed to do with the midwest junk drawer when you move? Curly packing and can't justify moving the junk, but also can't justify throwing it away. Help. Well, don't throw it away. That's dumb. It's just the junk drawer. It's dumped into a junk bucket. And then it gets dumped into the next junk drawer.

54:48It's just a freight thing. You're just moving it from one spot to another. And you're hoping that your next junk drawer is twice the size of your current junk drawer. So then you get to just get all sorts of more junk. It's free real estate. I would consider leaving it for the next owner. That's the owner that I've got. That in like a zillolist thing. Yeah. Willing to leave junk drawer. Lots of good batteries still in there. I'm not kidding. When I bought my house, the lady left the junk drawer and there was tons of good shit in that thing. And I was so excited to go through that junk drawer. That was the best item in there. There was an organized little box like with looks like an insert for a tackle box filled with various sizes of screws and drywall anchors and hooks. It was awesome. It must be someone from Florida or something organizing their junk drawer. That was the only thing organized. But there were scissors in

55:50there. A couple loose batteries. You put your tongue on the battery to see if they're good. There was old prescription pill bottles that would have different like hardware. And one of them had wooden dowels. One of them had biscuits. Look at the medicine cabinet. It's just paint colors everywhere. Let's go. Let me entire drawer of hydros. You take one. The cops bust open. It was a sting operation all the time. I swear these were here when I bought it. At that point, you'd be like, honestly, this is an unbelievable sting operation. I'm a mad. Take me to jail. The links you guys went for this. It was also a clap for a completely filled out address book. Old people, they called people. I did not, but I kept it. I still have it. Okay. That's a get really drunk this weekend. They're calling on people.

56:50Do you know the names of the people that you bought the house from? They can just be like, hey, Cheryl sent me. Give me your number. We should do that a bell. Give it to one of your free. Give it to one of your, give that book to one of your, it's gold for any of your friends that are in sales jobs. Actually, yeah, I could sell it to them. Hot leads. I got your book. I got a bingo book of leads for you right here. You get no highest bidders. Just weirdly invite all of your buddies who are in sales jobs over to drink one weekend and then do an auction for the book. But make sure they get drunk because then they'll bid more. Yep. And I'd assume most of the people in that book are old. Yes. So like send it to I should invite everyone I know that's an MLM or like some sort of real estate agent because those people are going to be downsizing. Yep. We're moving to a home. Yep. You're pretty quickly. Next time I get a scammer that calls me, I should pitch them that book.

57:53Here's a bunch of people that will fall for whatever you're doing. Or no, just say, hey, this is my home number. I want you to call my work number and then just give them someone else's book. It's a great thank you number. See, these are these, this is a type of prank that I like scamming the elderly. Oh shit. Too far, Bob. Too far. Don't retirement only goes so far. You just don't have prank bread. I don't have prank. I go too hard. Scorched yours with miles every time. That would be a good TikTok series. Calling them. Yeah, I just like I found this old adjus book in the house that I bought and I'm going to call every day. I'm going to call one of these people and ask them about their life. That's kind of like the house's name. Yeah, that report. Steve Hartman would do the, he'd do like feature stories for the news and you'd just scroll through a phone book and land on somebody's name in the town he was headed to and then just go figure out

58:55their story. It's got to be some boring news coverage all at times. I'm sure that they, if it was, if it was truly really boring, he's a really good writer. He could make anyone interesting. But if it was truly boring, they'd just not fair it. It's a bad story. He's like, just anybody you know have cancer. Yeah, yeah. It's a lake. Just give me something terrible. Do you do anything? Oh, that's fine. Yeah. It's a really good project managers here. Oh, hold on. Property maintenance guy just got here and I don't want to brag, but we diagnosed the problem correctly. Whoops, he is. The news is we know what the fuck we're doing. Hell yeah. This doesn't work out. We all can just go be maintenance managers for property management companies. Yeah. One, two bad news is we just have more HVAC woes. So it is confirmed.

59:57Now, it is confirmed that it's not our HVAC unit. So that is someone else's HVAC. There's running through our unit to somewhere else. So we got cool air. Someone else doesn't. So I actually can't I feel a little bad. Yeah. Because I'm now cursing the other people in this building. Like, it's like everything I get close to has HVAC issues. But it's like, it's like, it's like I have COVID. Don't let me breathe on you. But you did your time. It's a it's time to pass on the curse. So you're saying that I may have just passed this on to someone else. I mean, best case scenario. You don't want to keep the curse, do you? Did you time with the curse? Yeah, but it's kind of like one of those things that's like, you know, like, I feel like Batman is his

1:01:00life is cursed. But he bears the weight of the responsibility. So no one else has to. I guess, I mean, it is HVAC was, but are there? They're not only dealing with a slightly warmer room on a day that's 45 degrees. That's true. We're the ones you ripped on. It's probably human in there. Yeah. Yeah, it's probably human. But you're right. I mean, that would be great. It wouldn't be great. Not for the other person, but it would at least be a little nice to just have someone else have HVAC issues for a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. I think past the trophy. It just sucks that you're not having HVAC issues, but you are reaping the issues from the HVAC issues. And I know I just can't get away from it. I just can't. But yeah, I mean, I probably, I probably cursed somebody in the building. Also, well, you were talking that guy Jared and I were like, are we sure he's a property manager? He just showed up with a lot of, he could be anybody. He had the logo of the property manager come up on his shirt and his hat. So I was pretty sure. Okay. I put two and two together. I just saw

1:02:02the dude with the ladder and just assumed he was here for the job. It was like a dumb and dumber. Head of the airport flying somewhere. Yeah. How'd you guess? I saw the air. I saw the airplane ticket in the luggage. I put two and two together. But yeah, that sucks. Yeah. They're definitely not going to open that sheet rock up and dry it out. Not a chance to know. They're not cutting that out. It's clearly been water stained before. I think that they need to do is get a new AC unit over there. Probably. This looks like it's from the 70s. Yeah. She's still that poor. So we thought maybe we had the R12. So ours is cold without the old R12 unit. Imagine how cold whatever that unit is. It actually probably was so cold that they didn't even notice that their AC wasn't on because it was still so cold in there. Yeah. Left holding it. AC. Good hang meats in there.

1:03:08Yeah. What if it is like a meat locker? No. That'd be bad. A second floor meat locker is crazy. What a fucking nightmare. Meat locker is definitely a first floor business, right? Yeah. It's like a meat shop makes it big. They got locations all over and they just like in the middle of New York City on like the 85th floor of a building. They have a meat locker. It's got a cold ship that slabs the beef up the elevator. That if you sell piatos, that's a first floor business. Yeah, you don't want to fall out of windows like cartoons. Squashing people into pancakes so they float like this. I think a draft first floor businesses. Yeah. Yeah. Bakefaults. I mean, we can do that on Patreon if you want. We can just do a quick one. Maybe just a three draft. Maybe just one big. I'll take piano. Okay. Meat locker is good.

1:04:15I'll take meat locker. Give me a week to think about it. Okay. Well, you got a fun fact, Jared. You got one, Tyler. I do. It's an HFAC fun fact. It's not. It's not. I didn't. I didn't google this one live like I have been lately. You're not riding to cover for you. Yep. All right. Every second, your body produces 25 million new cells. That means in 15 seconds, you will have produced more cells than there are people in the United States. 25. Wow. I knew we were always producing new cells. I didn't realize it was at that length. Yeah. So was that mean we're also because if we were producing that many new cells and not that many cells were dying off, we would just keep growing. Correct. Yeah.

1:05:15So we have to be also there has to be that many cells dying. Well, I think more cells are dying. And that's why you die of old age. Or like maybe at some point, more cells start dying than are being made. So your body just slowly deteriorates as you age. I didn't foresee that one. I had other ones for seeing, but not that one. But like your bone marrow is one of the ones that generates the most cells. And then your skin. So what they always need for that stemmy cells? Yeah. Your bone marrow pumps out millions of new blood cells every single second. Wow. It's really sucks. It's so hard to get at. Yeah. That's why they bone marrow. That's why that tough, they do it now the way that I donated or that take your stem cells and like grow it. You just got to do it once. Nice.

1:06:16All right. Is that it, boys? Well, guys, thanks for tuning in to a casting couch episode of You Bet your radio next week. We should definitely be back in the studio. Perhaps actually wait. We might have to shoot an episode early this week. So we might be all back to back. And a picture on who knows who knows. Stay tuned. We might have to turn it on the building. Yeah. Stay tuned. Stay tuned. We might be doing it from my basement. Dude, I'm telling you the basement pod studios inevitable. We'll do it. It's just such bad acoustics. The whole, my whole basement is just concrete. I always do. Well, hang up. It sounds like you guys want to do it in my basement. Sure. I don't think I want to. I mean, they got clean. You don't want to show where you eat. Well, and there's not a spot that we can do it that isn't just full of junk right now. That's the perfect case scenario. There's, yeah. I'll figure it out. All right. All those cardboard boxes. I hope with the acoustics too. Well, guys, thanks for tuning in. We'll see you the next one. I will. Yeah. Yeah.

1:07:19Christin Budweiser guy. This question is for Ryan. I love it when it's not me. Hit me with it. Just find out right now. Five hundred thousand dollars a year, but every single year, a pro UFC fighter has to come and knock you cold out. And it gets blasted all over social media, taking you in it every single time. Would you do it once a year? Randomly. I mean, at some point, you're going to, you're going to get like, you're going to get a following from this. You're going to be that guy. And you're going to be making way more than five hundred thousand. You can be selling paperview to watch this guy get knocked out for a half million dollars. At a point to get brain damage. You're knocked out once a year. It's going to take years out your life, probably. You know, like 30 years, you're kind of fucked. Do I have to defend myself at all? Do I just have to, is it like power slap where I just stand there? There's a guy here. You'll see if I have to come and knock you cold out. I think

1:08:24you could probably defend yourself, but it has to end with you getting. Why would you defend yourself? Well, because then like, let's just, then I could get like, I would, so then you're a train for this. Just knocked out. No, like it's going to just wait for it. But I feel like it's my, what is my, if I was able to defend myself, like the knockout wouldn't be as vicious if that makes sense. You would be able to learn to the best way to get knocked out. Yeah. I mean, no one said anything about you can't just put like pads and shit on the ground. Oh, you for sure. They also didn't say that the UFC fighter was going to punch you. He could drug you to knock you out. Taking a headkick. That was the fuck it's. You're sitting there. Your desk. I was like, you get a leg. Oh, fuck. Fucking Michael. Fucking Michael Chandler, 20 Ferguson situation. I 500 grand a year.

1:09:24Give a death. That would be way to not see it coming. It would be way better. I think it would be way. Because your kid knocked out cold. Is it better to get knocked out, like clenched or not clenched? I think not clenched. Okay. Well, if you are clenched, is it make it harder to get knocked out or is unclenched to make it hard, easier, which one is easier to get knocked out? I would say unclenched. I would say unclenched as well. I think the worst time would be like Christmas morning, get just knocked out the fuck out. I know. Birthday. Hey, you get 500 grand on your birthday. I know. And I mean, like I'll wake up in a minute. I'll be right there with the fucking smelling salts getting you back. Yeah. I think I would do it. Yeah. Headache for a week for half a million dollars. I think I would do it. I wouldn't have to. I'm headaches now for not that much. Yeah. I wouldn't have to work. I just do whatever I want. I'd be fucking brown rookies up the ass. My sports card collection would be unbelievable. Your brain would just be soup

1:10:2830 years from now. I know. That's the only issue. No, I don't know. You have a seed fire. It could only like wrestle like what 30, 40 fights in their career. Imagine they get knocked the fuck out every single one of those. Yeah. So it's probably less. And those like those guys are fine. No. I mean, not all of them. Not a lot of them are. If you get a knockout cold 30, 40, 30. Like think about guys with CT. Yeah. They didn't get knocked out 30 times. Isn't CT only? Way more than like, but they're it's not see it. Okay. CT is more about like how often you're having brain trauma. And can they only like you don't have to get fully knocked out to be getting CTE. No, I'm saying that get CTE and they're just getting knocks on the head over and over. Imagine getting knocked the clean clean out at least once a year. Right. But they're hitting someone every day with their head for like eight months. Yeah. I just don't know if they're getting their bell wrong every single time. You know, like maybe it once a week at the games. Is CT only detectable when someone dies? Yes. Right now. Yeah. That's why the one guy who killed

1:11:34himself shot himself in the chest so that they could study his brain. God. I would take the deal. Yeah. For the family. I'd said I'm I'd said I'm I'd said I'm up for life. For God. What have to say though? You're rookie. So you're 33. Yep. 20 years from now though, you're 53. You're going to be you're going to be like, I do not want to get knocked out. Did do we get the option to turn it off at some point? Okay. I'd sign a 20 year contract. I'll probably in if there's a if I have to renew my contract every five years or whatever. 10 million bucks for 20 years. Not a bad contract. Not at all. Through that. I thought that puppy in a high yield savings account. Not what you should do with that. But S&P. Yeah. Well, brown rookies. That's brown rookies better than the S&P. So it's 86 flea. Or Pokemon cards or frickin first edition Charizard. Yeah. Where'd run your neck? Oh my god.

1:12:37You ever seen the first edition Charizard? Gemini 10. Bucker is a million bucks. I don't know. I think it is. It's not like we know that cards go for millions. No, because you're a big S&P guy. So I was just saying if I did sport if I went sports card rounds, instead. Right. But you have to buy it for a million dollars. And then how much correct? Yeah. Yeah. Where if you put that million dollars in the S&P in seven years, it's going to be two million dollars. These are card and seven years going to be worth two million dollars. It's a good question. I'd have to run the numbers. Goodby. Goodby. How many Pokemon can you name miles? Charizard ball ball ball ball. Ballblas ball blasaur ball blasaur. Don't help. Squirtle. Squar turtle. Pikachu. Mew 2. Mew 1.

1:13:40Fuck. Close. Mew. Yep. I've captured the whole office here. No, sticking his head out of his office. Fuck. You're at seven. I played Pokemon go for a little bit. So you're eight. Think of who they evolve into. So what where does Charizard come from? The water. No. Charmander. There you go. Charmander. Nine. Good. 10. You can get 10. It's like the push up challenge. Oh, you got all you got. There's the big one. Snorlax. Yep. 10. Let's go. Where you thinking of Machop? The big one. What's the one with the rock with the arms? Diglet.

1:14:42That's not a chop. Diglet has famously no arms. Isn't it Machop? Machop is just like a little kid that's tough and then he grows up to be macho. And then it's geodude has four arms. Who? Geodude is a rock with arms. Then he evolves into a rock with four arms. Then he evolves again and loses upset of his arms to be back into a rock with only two arms. Charmillion is another one in between Charmander. Charizard. Yep. Yes. Squirtle. Squirtle. Did I say that one? Yep. Squirtle, war turtle. What's the other one? Diglet. No. Four shit. I don't get the diglet bit. That's the way Pokemon is called. It's a Pokemon. You know what that trainer, the main trainer is called? Ash. Ash catch him. Yep. iconic name for a guy that's trying to catch him all. Gengar. I didn't know that. Gengar's another Pokemon. Gengar is good. No one just pulled one that's 900 bucks. A Gengar card. Geng, Geng, GAR.