Tales From The Hotel 🎙️ #396

0:00All right Fuck Welcome back everybody to another episode you mentioned radio I want a great starting son of a bitch. Oh So Jared is gone the first part of this week. So like we didn't we just don't have Jared today No Jared and we are Tyler's feeling it yet because we had terrible time for Jared to be gone We had the PC water damage fiasco of 26 so grandpa Tyler had to reassemble the PC and I have no We're just the lights and and then he just tried to use the soundboard and did it come through the the your monitor or that It comes through the monitor. It came out of one of them ready I think it's coming It's not going into the board. It's I think it's coming through that the speakers on the monitor. Yeah, probably So a good job, Tyler. Way to start the episode strong

1:04So can they still hear that I have no idea but I play the wallpops So uh, Tyler's back in the I mean this is kind of how you started right yeah, it's been uh We're on what episode are we on 396? It's been 240 some episodes really and you haven't improved at all Lot of changes. You know what the things that have improved are the stuff for front of me It used to be my laptop and a soundboard the size of my cell phone. That's true. Fuck yeah. I think I sold that one on ebay Did you? Wow, oh yeah, you sold the zoom six I'm pretty sure Sad I read that since like 26. Yeah, the one with that Well, I saw the good do we have two of them two both different sizes one smaller one bigger one We had one that we we used for golf videos and we are shooter Mitch had like a gun holster for it Yeah, maybe it wasn't maybe it wasn't that yeah, I don't Regardless, Tyler it's uh good to see you back there. Yeah, yeah, it's nice. Jared

2:07I don't even know what he's doing. He's in Chicago. Yeah, he's at the Vikings game yesterday See it is sitting the rain and soldier field all day. Yes, but if he gets a few beers in him I don't think Jared cares anything about that. No, god no I feel like if Jared's able to drink he don't care what's going on. That's true drinking watch Vikings football live Yeah, and it's a win too So you literally despite the rain you cannot dampen Jared's spirits. Yep. It's true. And then they won they did Um out of the bears went from 59 points to three points just beyond me. That's the floor is different It's crazy also Dan camels on the hot seat because Is he nothing without Ben Johnson he might be so there's a lot going on the NFL right now And our boy Jack Strand got in the game this last weekend. Yes, he did first pass pick six That was not his fault though. No, I was hit the receivers hands He didn't catch it and then it went to end it up in the defenders hands. So hey

3:08It was a fucking missile Just take take a little juice off it just on Twitter. I saw it is on Twitter though Someone said that because I was the backup receiver because they're losing by so much sure They said Drake London would have caught that no problem Well, I believe it. Yeah, I have a no we got Penex juniors. He's got to do it all over again So now we need Penex to suck Cooper rush to suck again. Yeah, and then he gets another shot. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna shot again They're still in for you Jack this Weekend I went on a little trip to Minneapolis with the family And we stayed at the hotel. Yeah, which staying on the hotel is always just very interesting with the child We tried to find like a sweet Like any sweet in the Minneapolis St Paul metro area where there was a separate room So like you walk in there's like a living room kitchen

4:09Whatever and then the bedroom has a door on it I wanted to find one like that so that because my kid goes to bed. I want to like Still be up and watch TV or whatever I get drunk and shit Fuck around Mini fridge beers for sure, you know and I literally every hotel room like that was sold out in Minneapolis St Paul area So we just had to get a normal room and just tiptoe around And yeah, so it's like my kid goes to bed at 8 30 or 9. I went to bed. I just got my brightness all the way down on my I know how you feel. I could find my headphones. There's just no volume on anything. Yeah And yeah, so it's kind of interesting But also my kid wanted to go swimming so we went in the swimming pool and That's fun like I had fun doing it. I think the one thing about this job that's weird is That you're swimming in the pool with your kid and some random like eight-year-old girl comes up to you and goes

5:16Well, well, I'm doing the like weird like, you know, I'm in the shallow one But like waters up to my neck so I'm like sitting all wonky, you know She comes up to me and she goes are you miles and I was like I was like yes, I am where are your parents? No, no then she's because the parents sent her over yeah, it's exactly how I was gonna say so So it's I'm calling out those parents They didn't have the balls to come ask for himself. They just sent over their eight-year-old daughter to come ask me if my name was miles But it's just I think what's weird is You just like Because then it was like I like oh I waved to the parents say as ago, you know They're all just watching me swim. Yeah Yeah, it's like because their kids are all old enough to where they could just swim on their own so they weren't in the pool So now I just got like these Just people to fall the page just watching me swim around in the pool Which I'm comfortable you've got an audience what you play in mermaids. Yeah, and like I'm sure they didn't want to watch you swim

6:21But when you like when you see someone that you see online all the time You kind of we kind of have to you kind of just have to see if this is it like if it if it's you in real life versus you on the internet or What they took away from it, but You know Hey, how many of us get a pick? I don't know. I was jumping And then it's a whole other thing like getting out of the pool is strange while people are watching you Yeah, you know now you're over thinking everything you're like trying to you know like trying to frickin flex your pecs But then you also get out you know, honey your swim trunks like oh yeah, I'm more like a dead print dude I got like a wedgie and these people are watching me. Yes, you know for sure Disaster I pretty much pick I have two pairs of swim trunks now that I wear just because I know that I'm not gonna have the crazy dick print when I get out of the water Yeah, you don't want the cuz like the Dp especially when there's other children like I don't need a full suction cup imprint of my dick for everyone to see when I get out of the water

7:24Yeah, you gotta I had a light color pair shorts at almost wore swimming and I actually put on the black pair just for that reason Good call. So there's gonna be kids here. I gotta put on the black shorts. Yeah, for sure also D.P When you have to remember that later you're it's gonna be very hard for you to remember that it's a dick print and not dick pick I know I know it's gonna be tough for you, but now that you call it out I probably will remember that it's dick print. Yeah, catching a print um But yeah, and also shout out to the guy who was uh work who who checked me into the hotel He had He had a hair. He had a hairdo like I've never seen him out of life Focacials It It was it's it was the craziest comb over I've ever seen in my life Nice this guy in the world Like I wanted to just like dab might be like hey, thanks for like he was you're so nice Very pleasant guy, but he needs someone in his life to say you gotta just shave it off

8:31again Really nice guy And if somehow he's listening to this this is your wake up call man I'm that I'm that good friend of you that can actually tell you when you need to shave it off for sure It his hair did not start Until right on the top of his head dead serious And you know how like when there's a coma like People are balding they still have some tuffs like maybe like a few random ones towards the front some whispies this I'm we're talking Smooth as baby's body like reflective reflective from his eyebrows all the way to where the comb over started Like LeBron almost and then his comb over was dead straight slick straight and But it was like You know like a comb over the you can still like kind of see some of the scalp underneath It's like yeah, this was so perfectly manicured

9:31It was just like he had a suddenly had a full head of hair And it was like nothing I've ever seen how could you tell us a comb over if it was so well done Well, you know he's got an insane hairline He could sniff he could sniff out a good comb You didn't know that time was it potentially a two-page territory Or positive it's comb over if it was a two-page the worst soup I've ever seen my life. Yeah, so we were combing like the front the So like pull your hair right now just straight to the like keep it it's going this way already Now just like flatten it though like pull it and flatten it Like this it was it was almost as thick as Ryan's but it was like But it was like It's straight down got it gelled yet a gel that mm-hmm and now so just imagine if your hairline started at the top of your head So there was still wasn't anything in the front of his nothing. Oh, so the comb over was just the back half

10:32It was a back half comb over never seen anything like it interesting and again Nice guy in the world He just needs some really good friends to tell him that it's time to Do the Joe Rogan Duane the rock Johnson Had to go below Neil you know, and he's You could even the move even doctor filling it isn't that bad. Just let it be well. That's top. Yeah, or yeah, Turkey Yeah, good get some hair plugs go to Turkey Uh, so shout out to that guy, but also on the flip side and fucking if you want that's a little wrong here. Fuck yeah I could go that shit absolutely Uh, I would say we had a hotel stay a couple weeks back and I got my kids fully into Elevator roulette Where you stand right next to the door you make a stupid ass face and then wait to the door opens And they did it probably 15 times So they were lulled to sleep So there's 15 times of nobody on the other side of the door and then finally there was a group of people there

11:33And they I've never seen my kids his faces get so red The people laugh. Yeah, that was funny, but let's go. It's a good one to get your kids innocent fun innocent fun I didn't tell you guys because I went on the episode last week We just we just you and I did the patreon, but I did have my first in a long time celebrity doppelganger interaction Not even interaction, but in the same space like you met a doppelganger. I didn't meet him But I was sitting in the same I was sitting in the same row as him at the airport and that being Marc Andre flurry Oh, no shit in the Minneapolis airport because we were flying Pittsburgh He was drafted by the penguins back in like oh three Um retired with the wild and then yeah, so It was crazy because this guy like he's probably only 5 10 5 11 Jacked guy and he's walking like from the hall down the hall he's walking towards us and my my mom and my youngest son are walking down this hall and I can see this guy like

12:34He walks past my mom and my and my youngest boy and he like smiles at him whenever And then he keeps walking this way. I'm like fuck he kind of looks like me And your kid was like dad that looks like you for more jacked and athletic. He's not easily built that he's really built exactly That's what I was just getting at um ends up sitting like sitting probably like five chairs down And that's when I knew it was Marc Andre flurry And of course going to Pittsburgh everything just added up and he ended up being in first class I Didn't I didn't go up and say anything even though there was really no one else around him because I didn't want to I didn't want to like draw attention I know how that stuff goes the whole the whole swimming pool thing. I didn't I wasn't gonna do that. I mean at least he wasn't Wet and it wasn't wearing a shirt. I naked But what was crazy Uh What was crazy was that when we landed in Pittsburgh we were walking to um the beg drop And there was a group of about like four or five what you could tell were die hard Pittsburgh penguin fans

13:39One guy had a goalie stick and like this other type of memorabilia and a couple other guys had some jerseys and shit And they fucking how did him when he got off the plane and so I'm wondering like how are who's tipping these got Who's tipping these guys off to bring a for this guy to bring a goalie stick to the airport No, in Mark Andre flurry's coming on a flight from Minneapolis It has to be someone in Minneapolis, right? Yeah, you think someone on your plane or someone on the plane Yeah, just tipping him off saying hey flurry's gonna be landing at this time It was wild to me that and so the one guy with the goalie stick he was like A little bit heavier than a jog like over to the beg drop, but flurry was on the other side of like the Whatever he was probably like 50 yards away walking and this guy with the goalie sticks on the phone And he finds out that flurry's over this way so he fucking takes off sprinting And they I mean they sat there got autographs pictures for probably about five minutes with him

14:40Damn crazy though That is weird. Yeah, so I'm trying to think of like if there's a way to like look up like Yeah, like celebrity flight logs That's like there's no way this yeah, it's it's got to be legal and I tried to look to see if there's anything The penguins were doing that weekend and if you so he's getting inducted in the Pittsburgh penguin hall of Hall of Fame, but in November so that didn't line up I couldn't find anything so I have no idea how How or who tipped him off or what the deal I've had people you know, I got that Trading card. Oh, yeah tops Allen and Ginter I had people I've had people show up To just get a booklet of signatures from me for sure. Yeah One guy I Signed them, but I definitely made them feel bad about what he was doing. Is that weird? Like I was like I know what you're doing dude, you know Like you're just kind of taking advantage of me having this event here. Yeah

15:40Yeah, and that was also like by the like if you make few extra bucks You're gonna make like total like 10 bucks You can't waste your time here man. Like I think one one autograph I think two autographs on maybe two different pieces of like On like maybe one of our shirts and a trading card or something like that I think that's totally fine, but when you start bringing out like a booklet's crazy. Okay, sign 10 cards for me. It's like No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm just signing the booklet of stickers that he's gonna put on future cards got it That's where I was like all right if you went all that's crazy you bought the cards and brought them absolutely But he was just having me send the stickers so that it when he acquires the cards Then he can put the stickers on he can just put that sticker on anything now too Like he's got big guy sitting on the edge of the bed. He could slap your signature on that That photo is gonna buy that I'm gonna buy that this is official. You bet you guy immersion dies. Huh. I mean luckily sticker though

16:41So right then yeah your card resale guy. Would you ever do anything like that? No, okay No, I mean yeah, it'd been great to get a flurry rookie card signed, but like How am I you got to be carrying that shit wherever you go or you have to make it a point to go to a place You know a person's gonna be sit there and wait and then get the I'm I'm not doing yeah, I'm but I'm gonna buy it online Also, they do signatures with the card company. Mm-hmm Slapping your signature like going and getting a signature in person Does that make it more valuable or less Wouldn't it be less valuable that's what I mean, so it's like because on I mean It's more valuable than it the card naked without a signature, but it devalues all the signatures as a whole Yeah, well, and because on on cards that are meant to be autographed from say tops Top sends the card to let's say

17:42JJ McCarthy. Mm-hmm. There is a spot that is like Kind of like shit like not shadowed, but it's like clouded out to where the autograph goes Whereas if if you just get a regular card, there's really no spot down there that's you know like Clouded out for the auto to go so that it doesn't make them what you guys remember when I had to sign all those oh my god Yeah, that's a lot of them. You say you sign stuff for like an hour. Yeah And there was specific color markers I had to use yeah, and then There was That goes the one that was the one of one. I think I wrote something extra on it. Okay, like an inscription. Yeah, inscriptions I make things worth more. Yep, so Yeah, people go nuts over sports memorabilia and shit like that This dude I don't I feel like work with a couple Yeah, but I mean in terms of like stocking people out the airport. Yeah But anyway

18:42Anyway, I did wash my hands next to him in the bathroom too and like had my kid on my knee so like So he could wash his hands and I did say move. I did see him look over and smile because I'm sure he missed his kids. Yeah Like I should have made a fuck I should have seen you to me like hey, did you look at my kid because you miss yours? Oh, you miss your kids are you one of those pedophiles? Yeah, he's talking over at your eyes Why are you smiling at my kid is because you're thinking about your kids? Are you thinking about bad things? Do I need to report you yeah, that you said do? No, I didn't say anything. I should I should have made some report with it Now you went in the bathrooms. I know you did you went Yeah, you did the straight white guy did the white guy no teeth smile. Yeah, yeah You should have been like shook his hand like hi, I'm Mark Andre, flurry nice to meet you Yeah, I should definitely should have put that connection together say hey, there's been a handful people have said I look like you I don't actually know your name. I should have said there's been a bunch of people that say you look like me That's a point. Yeah, or you go Are you Mark Andre flurry because people keep coming at

19:45asking me if I'm you yeah, he should have been like yeah, are you Kyle Shanahan? Yeah, that would have been a good one Huh, fuck yeah next time next time yeah next time you see him in the past p2pitt. Yeah, we'll see Um, so yeah, that was kind of my I actually haven't stayed in a hotel in a while There's a good moment here where a couple years where like every month I felt like I was staying in a hotel a lot of trips and I don't think I stayed in a hotel since This last spring maybe we got cuz belly up you you guys been going to charlie's cabin Been staying at the cat and then he came here a couple times so Yeah, so nice, but uh, did you ask buddy at the front desk if they had sweets available Maybe just not listed online. No, I'm gonna do that Well, cuz sometimes I get a late cancellation or something and you don't have time to look at it online or whatever Who's sweetheart deal. I wonder. Yeah, I wonder what was going on with the all it sweet could have been sweet we'd be Minneapolis

20:49We just fucking booked up Is this sweet meet up? I got a really schmoozy to it's that really like what you're doing with the hairdo god The product are you using? Get it that slick. How do you get it that shiny your forehead? I mean if I want if I want that next time I'm at the barber What do I tell him I want? What's your name George can I get give me the George? Let me take a picture of you quick give me the front desk the fdg front desk George And the worst part is I was checking it because Ann was like Load enough all the stuff under the cart and I went and checked him of myself and I just I wish that she was checking in with me So I could have a verifiable source for you guys could debrief later to yeah, but And Anne would have been the one to get a photo. Oh, yeah, she's paparazzi. I know She can't do anything in my life without her taking a photo of it. Yeah Yeah, but um I think we should do uh, I think we should do a draft. I think we should draft the best hotel activities dig

21:55dig I don't got the hotel got me absolutely feeling some type of way and there are some specific activities that are better than the others I agree. Okay. I have my board in my head the second you said that Do you got it locked? Yeah, I figure I would route you guys are going with this I don't know who won the last draft. That's a jared question And I will have to say that my this draft you can be for any age. Okay. Yeah, yeah Activities throughout your whole life. Yep. Okay. Okay. All right. So I'll go first number one draft pick off the board is Doing a whirlpool in the swimming pool. Okay, that's not my board. That's not what I thought was gonna go first though Do you know what a whirlpool is? Yeah, I'm assuming like you you and four buddies getting the pool and you run around the edge The same time and you basically turn the entire swimming pool into like a tornado God looks like the vortex your bathtub drain and yeah, and then when and then when you stop

22:56You just keep going in a circle for a while if you do it good enough when you stop You just take a big breath of air and you just you can float the whirlpool It's got like your your own lazy river. Yeah, you're a really small trick. So it's really making your own lazy river. Yep Timeless activity for hotel pools. I didn't do that this weekend But I should have got mom and dad's really hard to get a one man whirlpool going to well Ann was in the pool one of the time. So okay, I got going. Yeah, and as this rule She says she's got this rule She says if you don't Birth the child you have to be the swimming parent See see that I like being this swimming parent see I do too. I mean I just think that there's times and places where Like I got the lake for me to be swimming with them every single time is unreasonable. Yeah, agreed There's all sorts of stuff going on, but now if we're at a pool Yeah, I'm gonna get in with them. Yeah, no because I like swimming too

23:58Just to see if you can make an amendment to the rule. They're like I will be the pool parent Mm-hmm indoor pools. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll do it again. So outdoor pools Well, I'm for the lake for the sake of the lake. Well, yeah I have nothing against outdoor pools But assuming you're at a hotel that is an indoor pool You'll be the lead parent at the lake you won't have to be So that's my first pick did you think I had something against Outdoor pools He was ready this no I was trying to I'm trying to back you up this lake to the lake take You don't need to be need to say indoor because it's just you just say Accept the lake if I know anything about these damn drafts. I think it flares temper The distinction is between pools and and lakes you don't have to say indoor outdoor pool Fuck if you go to Arizona or something got outdoor pool then you're off the hook. No, then I got to get in Not if not if it's outdoor put them on vacation. What am I gonna be doing fucking fixing the water heater?

25:00Maybe and you have to fix an AC unit out here in Arizona or California one time Nothing yet. It fixed a sprinkler head or some shit. Yeah, yeah, it was a sprinkler. Yeah We got like every day. We got like 75 bucks off a day Because we just kept finding new shit. Oh, yeah, I'd have been fucking kicking sprinkler heads left and right Oh, yeah My turn. I think so. Yeah, go ahead. All right, my first draft pick is gonna be uh Playing any sort of console in the hotel room Okay, I mean some of the best memories are ripping NFL blitz. There you go MLB the show like MLB the show 2010 we're talking okay Yeah, and then nothing brings nothing will tear to guys apart for a short moment Like one hitting a fucking nuke off the other and I'll be the show So Me and my buddy had this tradition that

26:04The I'm trying to remember if it was the day I think it was the day of the game So our high school football games They'd let us out at like you know two o'clock so you could like go get food and stuff and the game is at seven So me we had study hall last period so me and my buddy would go to my house and we'd play like NCAA or madden nice and we like he like told his parents. We were gonna go get mental reps Well, yeah, and we like told other people that and like for the longest time people thought we were like actually like studying the Play bus, but we were just playing and He was a senior and so we had a couple of playoff games on the road and We brought an Xbox if the day of the game played video games in the hotels grave. Oh, yeah, you guys went and said you have a chip Yeah Of course What's got I mean, yeah, you gotta keep keep a good thing going. Hey, that's good for all ages too

27:08When we got we went to the race in Bristol and it got stormed out and we were stuck in Bristol I played as Dave the trapper. Yeah, I brought my switch and we played I remember Cabela's 2004 the hunt all those are the best games. Yeah If we we ripped that till like one of the morning I had to be like can you guys leave so I could go to bed My first overall pay I can't believe it's led to the third spot. Yeah Sprinting in the hotel hallways. So that was I was deciding between the whirlpool and the sprint. Yeah And now I got a kid I got to experience that again because it's just like a normal adult Yeah, running up and down the hallways Collin Yeah, it's dual pull you know if it's raining outside you want to get it running for sure But we got you every time get off the elevator you just run down the hotel And then you can tell in his eyes the last time he was just like I don't want to go on that hotel room So I was like you want to run to the end of the hallway He's like yeah, we're fucking sure Let's go running up and down the hallways great feeling. He's a fucking bass

28:12Also has that added that bonus if it's like a team activity and they you the parents put the like Door stickers on the hotel doors and then you can just go like knock on your buddy's door and run away The knock and running the ding-dung ditch in the hotel. Yes. Yep Um second. Oh, it's me. Oh, yeah snake. Sorry snake Try to steal one is uh This is again later high school years Getting cat house on HBO dude We're waiting there was I I she never did that so my for wrestling we went to a weekend tournament Like every single weekend and my senior year I was the captain so I had to go do lights out check and there was a tournament We're on 15 out of 15 rooms when I did lights out had cat house on I couldn't fucking believe it. It was me and the other captain were like holy shit That's three in a row cat house. Do you think we're gonna go the whole way and every single person at cat house?

29:14I don't even know what you're talking about. What is cat house cat house is HBO show That it was like a documentary of a brothel. So it was just tits Got it. It was just boobs. Was it free or did you have to buy it? It was you had to buy it But the hotel has had HBO for you and it was on at 10 o'clock Oh I got it. So it was a complimentary HBO service that you could get access Yep HBO cat house was on at 10 lights out were at 10 and every room we went to had cat house ripen no shit I know the boys were in sync. I've surprised nobody's heard cat house This is just barely worn as horny as your school. I said that you said I was later high school Yeah, so what sporting event was it resting tournaments? You guys get first and duels or no we were pretty good We won we won we won state had to be in the cat house. Let's go dude. Not my senior year. No All right, we got second. What do you got right? My second pick I'm gonna go with if I feel on a bathtub up with ice and

30:15brusquies If you ever actually done that twice no way two times two times. I've done it. Hmm and And There There's something about a large receptacle with ice and brusquies in it that'll get a guy going But just like the bath of just seems so inconvenient because they come with fridges You have a you got one if you come in with warm beer I just I've just never heard of anyone I actually doing I've got a twice nice that twice. I mean, I bet it's a vibe It's it's awesome. You guys could you could have got cat house and you could have that last pick. Yep I know but I know and I'm having trouble thinking things right now. Yeah. Yeah. This is a very spur of the moment Um Is that good yeah, yeah, yeah, um, I got two in a row one Very similar. It's just drinking out of the ice bucket. You know, I'm not I remember what we have yeah, what video is that

31:17I think we did it while you were going to the same wedding Jared was yeah me and Jared did it That wedding was a park in the rooms. Yep, and yeah, so I'm taking that that was still up with ice dumping mixer and Booz in it. It was the new ice bucket challenge. Yes, it was I didn't end up doing it though because Jared had it. He said it's a different hotel different hotel and uh and his Is blinker rip. Yeah, he had no fun because his blinker got ripped. Yeah, I think it was going for 250 miles That's so funny So fucking bad. It's the most Jared thing ever Um And then I'm gonna go with this next one uh Go into the hotel bar in like you're fucking pajamas. Yeah Like you're just wearing the you're wearing sweats just the shittiest t-shirt You're probably not even like wearing shoes. You just got socks on and you roll into the bar And you just have a couple drinks just a great five. Yeah, because I'm not gonna wear that necessarily to the bar

32:23We're at least put jeans on if I'm going to a regular bar. Yeah, there's just no rules in a hotel bar None you could go barefoot you could go in your socks. Mm-hmm. It's fine Yeah Yes, I was gonna say something, but I don't know if I need it. I think I might need it for a future pick Okay You could just say now it's your turn You think you can get it last. Oh, well, we both could have gotten beers in the tub and cat house last but we did it anyway Let's see Okay, I'm going pre I'm going present day. I'm going 33 year old me. Okay. Uh this pick is um Just simply going down to like if they have a coffee shop in the in in the hotel Going down and getting a large coffee with an extra shot of espresso. Mm-hmm before anyone else is up Is an absolute vibe you prefer the coffee shop to just the free coffee Yes, so So because you can also just make coffee in your room

33:23But I would agree that getting coffee in the lobby whether it's free or that There's just something about getting out of your room and getting coffee that just feels nice Yeah, so they're so quiet it feels like you're accomplishing something even though you're not It's essentially walking downstairs at home. Yeah, and getting your coffee But since you're in a hotel, it's like you went out and about already that morning correct correct You come back maybe and you're like you you talk about something you saw in the lobby Like you were on a nature walk. Yeah, you know, you should see that guy with Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you see that the fucking Fucking Roseville volleyball team They're doing good this here Fucking mayville state softball team. There must be standing in the third floor something Fasten all rented out one of the conference room. Yeah, fasteners got it. I got a conference today better get down there Get your coffee quick the fasten all guys are gonna rip through it. Yeah, they're

34:24The fasten all guys coming droves. Do you remember when we were in Nashville? Will you guys either of you there? I don't remember the fasteners like four thousand fasteners employees that were in downtown Nashville when we were there last They like had some company retreat and then they all just came at the end of the street There's like butts into where the river is there's like a loop deloop there and just like 20-30 buses Coach buses just came and dropped fast and all people off from their conference to go party downtown Oh my god, I bet those guys kind of freaking city dry too. Yeah, we uh we did get access to The party but we we turned it down. Mm-hmm too bad rooftop rooftop fasten all party down to get your ox or not. I don't know. Don't they just all the fucking same They're all in the same building. Yeah, one of uh. Yeah, if you just get an artist to throw some money in out of bar Yeah, they can tell it's theirs and you even have to be I don't think the artists have anything to do with them

35:26They just get it. It's just like a restaurant group that just pays the artist for their name Got it. That's make it whatever that's who they get they get some sort of royalty deal on like merch or something got it Um Same vein is right. I'm going a good continental breakfast. Yeah, I want multiple waffle makers. I want the the the steel dish the steel serving wherever you gotta do the rotating lid up Yep, it doesn't have to be super great food But I want lots of about like a chafing dish. Yeah, like a real chafing dish not like I don't want the plastic bins in a warmer like the Chinese buffet. I want the sliding top Fancy even if the eggs are just powdered eggs. I don't give a shit I want them in the the stainless steel serving deal Well, I think it tastes I think even if it's not very good surface level It just tastes so much better because you think it's free And it's more food than you anticipated getting anyway, right? And I was gonna have no breakfast

36:27Until I found out there was continental downstairs. Yeah, and of course you got to grab a couple things to bring back to the room with you too You got to bring a couple muffins maybe You know, yogurt, cub, yeah Yeah, the glass of apple juice the I remember growing up my mom We get up and we go get common breakfast my mom would get ready for the day So she wouldn't she's like I don't know if she's ever been to a connel breakfast in her life But she had like this specific order that either me or my dad We're supposed to bring her back up to the room from connel breakfast Every time we stayed in the hotel. What do you remember the order? Um, I think it was probably something with yogurt. I don't remember Yeah Fucking bagel or toast or something. I don't know. Yeah, probably could have called the front desk. They probably were brought it to her Yeah, I think it was miles of buddy working and seems like he's a good guy. He probably done that. Yeah, you let the nice note too Yeah My my pick. Oh shit. It's me again. That's make draft. Oh

37:29All right, I got it Those cart things that you can put your luggage on those things that rip it down a hallway and one of those deals I bet this weekend this too. It's the best net kit on there. Yep. Now it's gone from us ripping down to on it to putting the kid on there And telling them they're like they're on a race car just zooming down the hallway. Yeah, boys So luggage cart is my fourth and final pick. It's a good one Also Luggage carts or just great invention. They are now that I got a kid the amount of shit. It's crazy If I go to a hotel for a work trip, it's like I got one bag and I'm good But we go with the kid. It's got we had to fucking bring the bumpers that go on his On his bed so he hasn't rolled off I Mean amount of shit and and is it notorious just to throw it in a tote bag sure gal Well, when you don't

38:29Fold stuff and plan Parts you end up with like five tote bags. Yeah in the suitcase And a backpack and it was just it's just your stuff saver. Yeah, it's a life saver. There is there's also something about Just Stack in those carts and see and like just playing playing a game of Tetris essentially You know what Tyler My fourth and final pick would be So you had said I assume that you're not pre gaming and just like you're kind of grungy clothes at the hotel bar I'm gonna go with like pre gaming or having a nightcap At the hotel bar. Yeah, that's a great activity. Yeah Um Because I mean, I mean, it's like it's like the video you did on uh drinking in the garage It's like you can just walk right back up to your room. It's true. Especially for the night sick or if you just waiting for an Uber Just have a couple two tree and give him a hundred dollar bill and you're gonna go Uh, I maybe inspire miles last pick, but it's also like having a snack bar there

39:32So when you do have your nightcap and your shit bomb at the hotel bar You can raid that thing and bring up four cups of ramen noodles to your hotel room Oh, I'm just saying hey charge it to this Never done that. Yeah, just once Where were we I bet we spent a hundred bucks on food At that hotel from the hotel like snack shack didn't we cleared them out of microwave food They had like six microwaveable things and we took them all I've never been hammered and just sitting on the other bed and all the food because you guys cook in the microwave It's just so hot But it was so hungry. We just trying to eat a fucking hot pocket and and ramen noodles just boiling lava hot We thought I was trying to go to bed. I remember that you were snoring Before I even finished my food. Yeah, look at that. That was another problem of it is all microwave food So we just had to chain microwave these things just taking turns trying to microwave our stuff that'd be too cold

40:36Like hey when when you're ramen noodles, let me pop my pop pocket back in there quick Oh, I do the piping out of hot pocket. I don't I don't get a guy fucking PTSD. Oh, yeah, I Just liquefy your mouth. Yes So it's you about final pick you can have that one The what the snack bar late night snack bar. I do like a good hotel snack bar There's just something about the convenience um It was free too I just did that with a car. I love charging shit to room. I'm gonna do that. Oh, that's that's me last. Yeah, that's good Just charging shit to the room That's one of my favorite activities because it's free. No, I don't got anybody does money doesn't count You're on vacation just charge it to the room. Yeah, I'm not gonna do you want to receipt serve? No, I'm good Doesn't exist. What do I need to receive for

41:36Yep, I with you So I had a Whirlpool Tsh the ice bucket mixer drink yep the Charging into the room and PJs at the bar and PJs at the bar. Yeah Um, I had a rip and console in the in the hotel room Fill in the bathtub with brusquies and ice I Pre-gaming or night cap at the bar God, what was my third month coffee shop coffee shop in the morning. Oh god I got sprinting in the hallways Cathouse on HBO. Yeah continental breakfast and the luggage cart Those are three pretty good drafts. Yeah, I think I need to go see it. I mean, I did just kind of stay in a hotel for a few nights But I gotta get to a hotel. Yeah Fuck it. Let's do a staycation

42:37Yeah, we're gonna go stay at the hotel. I've seen people who will just I've seen people who will just Is that even yeah the hotel is the actual hotels there still I've seen people who just they'll just rent a hotel room for a night In like in the town they live just the like yeah, just to bring their kids to like swimming in the pool Do you like that? Where are you guys out on that stuff? I'm just gonna staycation One night I would just prefer to just do what I did the last weekend Just drive three hours and do it. Yeah, if my kids want a little pool I'm just gonna pay the 10 bucks for the pool pass rather than the hotel room. Yeah It seems like pizza hits different at a hotel pool. It's good to take in that pizza at a hotel pool Just pizza anywhere in the hotel. Yeah, it just tastes so much better than the lobby Like jack's pizza would taste like fucking dominoes At a hotel. I don't know. What are you gonna cook it in? You're not gonna deliver you a fresh jacks Oh, dude, I'm sure they got it fun. They got something behind the front cover whatever

43:37Hmm come I got some patreon questions for you guys. Let's do it from AJ Lee You get free gas for life, but you can only drive a 2004 Chrysler PT cruiser dealer no deal no changing the car It has to be stock What does an all four PT cruiser look like shit There's just a classic PT cruiser. Yeah, they only made it for a few amount of years, right? Yeah Oh my gosh. Yeah, okay free gas For life. I'm from a hundred percent taking that deal right dude. I'm ripping the PT cruiser. Yeah, cuz if like say the engine blows up on you The scenario has to grant you another old four PT cruiser. Yeah easy. Maybe the world's Most profitable Uber driver and there's gonna be a moment where PT cruisers come around for sure my grandma still drives a PT cruiser and it's

44:37Cherry red. It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen it doesn't have any like wood a wood does it have no no wood grain on it would grain yeah um PT cruiser man Yeah, plus you also can just like drive you drive around knowing people The the person the guys and their buddies are just punch it each other cuz of you. Yeah, that's true You didn't it's like the slug bug game where you just do it when he's hot PT cruiser exactly. Yeah, PT cruiser bruiser Something like that cruiser bruiser But I'm fucking I mean I'm Any type of trip I go off my buddies. I'm driving. Oh, yeah I have to pull the mini trailer to fit shit in the back So here's the thing well then I'm gonna charge from gas. I'm gonna charge me You know even ten bucks a piece of gas. Don't tell them that you get free gas for life exactly And they'll split the gas with you or like you said that sucks like you said I would not do that No, you probably wouldn't I would be like guys. We got free gas. Let's go I mean, but then you like your buddies are gonna want you like carpool to work and yeah, that's true Yeah, okay, maybe like you said the uber driver most profitable uber driver your overhead is just

45:43I mean that is that is a very good point. Yeah, uber driver uber eats door dash Mm-hmm. I mean you could just take a trip to the cities Yeah for a weekend just to uber yeah, you accept a four hundred dollar uber To drive them to St. Cloud and back absolutely Doesn't cost you shit maybe you have to get new tires a little early, but that's it. Yep Mm-hmm hunter Scott What is a bigger kick to the Midwesterners nuts false fall Followed by two weeks of 90 degree temps or false spring followed by two weeks of snow and freezing cold Uh Spring bigger kicks in the nuts. I agree. Yeah, cuz I just it's just Yes, I'm sick of the heat But I would much rather it be like hot Than it being freezing cold Yeah, the freezing cold is maybe what equalizes it for me if it was just snow and like 30 degrees

46:44I'm probably going the bigger kick in the nuts 90 so I love fall so much Yeah, but you don't have the same energy going into fall as you do Sprink there's this different type of energy going in patio beer is going in the spring It's like you're coming out of hibernation You're ready to explode and start drinking outside Yeah, no, I like drinking outside when it's crisp though. I mean don't get me wrong. I'll I'm with you I'm pent up in the spring. I like them both. Yeah, but I think that's the spare fall springs bear kicking nuts in spring I agree. Yeah, I think I think I am fall especially because if you put the snowblower away If you're like if you're if you're putting everything winner winner tools wise away And then you got to get it back out. That's that is a kick of the I just I do also think that I am such a pessimist With fall spring. I never believe it's really here Hmm says like so you still think that we're gonna have a way of social yeah, we're gonna get snow anymore If you all spring is not over

47:44If you hold on to that you end up being right. Yeah, it's true Wait a few months With like I until like June hits. I'm never fully convinced that we're not gonna get another snow storm June, I'm usually pretty good mid-med Yeah The jinnimithy I'm using one one said hits August 1st. I'm pretty sure we're not gonna have another snow store like last weekend of April Fourth of July is you buy like mark. I remember my software of high school We had to shovel off the track like the first week of May so we could go to track Dude, yeah, we'd be shoveling off the warning track. Yeah on the baseball fields. Yeah, I did that multiple times That sucks. Yeah, you just never know it's gonna snow on you again in a week. Why are we shoveling this? Yep Also white shovel in the warning track. Well cuz that no one on your team was hitting it that far No, but that's the opponents you get ready for the opponents. Well, they just hit over the fence. Especially of Ryan's picture Oh Sheelies on the mound today. We don't got to shovel the warning track that thing is going way over the fence. Don't even worry about it

48:52What I was gonna say is bring it in we're done That's you that's the spot usually with the most shade on the field because there's a wall right next to it And so the snow doesn't melt as fast on the morning track got it so I don't know This no one can hear it. I get somebody's gonna hear it They can't they literally can't fuck Oh, yeah, yeah, I think you can't go wrong with either one of those, but I do think spring is it's just Cuz it's like you can see you can physically see And like you have to deal with it. Yeah, right? You think it's spring you wake up the next day. There's snow on the ground It's just demoralizing whereas if it's Cheely or one day and you wake up, but it's warmer the next day. It's not physically as as Yeah, think of a problem. Yeah, you don't have to shovel anything

49:53That's true. You know what I mean? That's true. We are about to enter fucking raking season though Never fucking ends. Yeah, that's worse than snow That's why you just don't want it you just don't get trees like me. Yeah, yeah, or you get a really good leaf blower Yeah, blowing back into the trees. Yep or bloom in the neighbor's yard correct Ryan would have done that as last house. He fucking hated that neighbor. I didn't I know I didn't hate the neighbor I just had a huge tree that hung like fucking cigar butts in here 50% 50% of the leaves in my yard We're from a tree on his on his property that hung over the fence Okay, well then you can't take advantage of the shade that his tree Involves I didn't I didn't need the shade You should have just I can I didn't want I didn't want the shade should have taken a pole sauce Said right on your property line and just went straight up with it like those Like those helicopter things that they use for power lines. Yeah, just drag it along. Yeah, should have done that next time next neighbor Next time the neighbors things hang over yeah, yeah

50:56Um hot dish hung Ryan can we get an update on the riobe create Facebook marketplace sales So a hundred bucks it on my desk when I went in there There was a hundred bucks on your desk. So now we're up what As the time of on sunday Or it was when whenever we posted that youtube video we were up 20 bucks So we could go at six four six 20 six 20 a week ago We've sold six hundred and twenty dollars, but since then you've sold what just a little pressure washer Hunter bucks So that puts us seven 20 we're 120 in profit Um, I had a sale I had a really sketchy thing I'm kind of thankful that it it fell through because it got the more I looked into his reviews the sketchy You got okay. I had a sales meeting cancel last week for 70 bucks. That's fine. Oh, okay Um, but I do got sales meeting tomorrow morning about 8 30 8 39 o'clock for 75 so now we're up what 195

51:59Let's go do it. Hell yeah. I'll be even to the big shit yet when I even to the big shit yet. That's go No, I'm actually I'm actually I'm pretty surprised I haven't Had much traction on the brand new chainsaw No one's touched it. No one's touched it. What do you have to listen? I think you gotta get that thing on eBay Yeah, the only issue is gonna be the shipping portion because of the blade unless I unless I could I'll just take the I could just take the blade off Or the well, I could take the bar off Then it would ship nicer and like a nice square box the ship is gonna be your hand put that you can't put the bar in the case It's not built to be in the case. It's molded Yeah, you can take that off though and just like slide that box. He puts it in. Yeah, okay Yeah, put it in its own separate box put it in yeah, yeah in the big box. It'll be the move um, yeah, so Yes, I mean say you sold it for like 350 on eBay eBay is gonna take you know, you probably you probably net 275 off it

53:01So I'll give it a little bit longer But the longer we get in the winter the more stuff. I'll start putting on eBay so that everyone in America can Have a look at it. Yeah, and also we're really gonna get her stride in the spring. Oh my god Oh, yeah, when people realize their shit doesn't start because they didn't do anything with it. Yes, I'll win her long. Yes So and so of that what seven wars time to buy a pallet of lawn tools is when we did And no kidding. Yeah, and we're in the middle of August you're still in the black so Yeah, we're on the bottom green. Isn't the black good too. Yeah, the black is good. Yeah, yep So six twenty so the red is your loot. You're not you're losing money black Is that you Are now breaking even right? I thought the black was profit and then in the green is profit Well, like in my slack message I said we're in the rio be black green and black And I think I I like that direction that we had with that

54:02You'd like that one that you wrote that I wrote black is a positive financial balance and not in debt Okay, yeah, so we'll be after tomorrow will be a hundred and what 195 bucks in the black Well in the green often means high profit or surplus So yeah, once we get rid of that right so like your restaurant and you're like oh, we're we're now making 7% profit. You're like oh, we're in the black. Yeah, we're clear It's like oh shit now we're making 15% we're in the green. Yeah, let's begin to the big shit. We'll be in the we'll be in the green We're just in the black still you're right. Yeah pal, it's paid off though For kid is so Um last question from Ryan the t-shirt cannon I need some advice from the boy dads my kids almost three and I taught him forever ago to call his unit his pecker My wife suddenly thinks that that's inappropriate and wants him to say something else

55:02What are the alternatives? Well, what is the acceptable term because I'm getting the age where I got to start teaching them that Kind of in this guy's Camp a little bit. I mean like and like I'm not I'm not making them call it a penis No, I can't have a kid walking around calling it a penis. We think I'm gonna call it a weener. Yeah, that's that's my house hole Yeah, yeah, yeah I Like I can't have my kid in kindergarten being like I have I hit my penis So my wife that's what she calls it so now the boy so I call a weener and my wife calls it penis So my my kids will say both and you're right. It sounds so fucking unnatural Yeah, we're not when the kid says penis like you're not supposed to be saying that we just can't be raising penis Jesus is for that eighth grade health teacher. Yep, and that's why you laugh in eighth grade health class And it's reserved for when you're in middle school and you play the penis game correct

56:05Yep, and you you get you get signatures for the pen 15 club. Yeah, should we play the penis game right now? No penis It's just but But we will just we'll just hurt our vocal cords Yeah, nothing stopping us from yelling penis Except the neighbors Yeah, they can hear us stay far they might be having a meeting upstairs Yeah, what'd be leaking water on Yeah, I also don't Weeners the answer weeners the answer weeners the answer You could also go like we we we we we your pp No, no, no Because it's not like transferable into like you can't Yeah, you need to cock that's just too too harsh I think unit I think you know, it's kind of funny. I was gonna say you I think you By him calling a unit already Calls a pecker right but but he called his kids unit a pecker. Yeah, I think unit is

57:08Yeah, but then like when the kid gets popped in the in the dick on the playground He can't go up to his teacher like I got hit in the unit. They're not gonna know You're gonna laugh though. I think weeners definitely the best one. I think that's the move. Yeah, I agree my kid is still He doesn't understand the difference between poo poo and pp Okay, so I'd be like I gotta take pass I go take a piss and I come back. He's like dad poo poo And my dad we're still working on that. No, that's one of my favorite bits is anytime one of my kids asks where mom is I got she's pooping So now like if I ask him like where's your mom? Like she's pooping and she'll be like outside Taking clothes off the line or something. Yeah, she takes her clothes off outside and takes a poop. Mm-hmm. Oh my god She should I think you move to the country. She shits in a hole and covers it up with dirt yikes Yeah, I think you just gotta go weeners peckers funny Yeah, it's like there's a there's a fine line in dad hood for

58:09Teaching him something funny like pecker Because it's innocent because he has no idea what he's doing But then you're also concerned that He will eventually get to the age where it's not acceptable for him to be calling it a pecker And then you will have regretted your decision to do that. There's so many of those moments like I told you guys about the bees joke I got told my kid the joke like what kind of bees make milk boobies yeah, and on did that I can't regret on father's day They're asked him what his favorite thing about his dad was and he's like when he tells me the bees joke and the teacher goes What's the bees joke and he delivered it? Yep, so then I got the teacher said I got a message with the teacher was like Yes, it's funny and we understand that that's it's totally okay in the home But just telling that he can't be saying that stuff at school. Mm-hmm god you got yellow. I did wasn't that her driver telling that you can't say that school Yeah, but I've worked team, you know I know As I guess kids funny, okay, I mean you could just call it his private stew. That's true

59:13That's considered that that's gonna So formal though I know I know, but if you're like really up in the air just call your price. Yeah Yep, yeah Those are your private's not your publics put that away Oh That's a good one That's it. Is it all the questions? All right. Well guys, thanks for tuning into another episode of you bet your radio Jared will be back next week. We think I don't know if he shows up if he doesn't he might have taken that part time job at Romantics Find out janitorial So I'm gonna talk to you. We'll see you in the next one. Love you. Love you. Oh, yeah, yeah Uh Bob are bass What was you guys considered to be the seven wonders of the Midwest? For at least four of them are in South Dakota Wall drug math Crazy yours I'm not rush more in the reptile gardens reptile. All right. Where's that on the way to did you not which way'd you go to deadwood?

1:00:18Dickinson okay, yeah Yeah, I don't know. I'm into the reptile gardens. I have neither But if you had south to Sioux Falls and then straight west you run into science. I wanted some caves in South Dakota mystery caves That's the fifth wonder Street caves where gravity doesn't work, but it's just houses that are tilted. We were gonna go to that We said it not to it's like a fucking scam and now see I think we're wasting I mean you have listed five of seven already We haven't even spied on Fucking common deer I just I just want everyone to know how ridiculous the tours to track South Dakota You left out the well, I mean you got two options left or two slots left the corn corn palace corn palace number five They're number six and then number seven Wisconsin Delos. There we go. There's the list What are you doing all South Dakota? No looking McDonald's and watertown is one is another one. Yeah, next to candies. Yeah, the adult pleasure store So that's number six. The dealing strip clubs. Yeah, number seven is the dueling

1:01:19mythical dueling strip clubs. Yep, somewhere between Freeman and Mitchell South Dakota. Yep North Cabalas Yeah, Tango Club Those are the eight wonders of the Midwest all located in South Dakota. There you go What about the Mars cheese castle? That's a good one. That's an honorable mention. Like of the Ozarks is kind of one Um, just like the Duluth port where all the big ships come in. Yeah, then right on the north shore We should do a man made and ancient It's like the actual center of the world. I you're gonna have to fucking ancient What are we what are we talking about like iTasca Falls or something? The atasca river river headwaters crossing is the most underwhelming thing in the world. It's cool But yeah, yeah It's like a three-foot wide stream So ancient what are some other ancient stuff? Let's just say ancient is anything older than a hundred years old for this sake

1:02:24I'm still why what am I I want to have I went to a museum in Chicago a while a couple years ago and I'm pretty sure they found a T. Rex skull that they like have put back together in South Dakota. Yeah, they found all sorts of dinosaur bones in North Dakota and South Dakota Yeah, like Dickinson area. Yeah, yeah I don't need I mean, this is tough Showboat saloon. That's like yeah, what's it what's the criteria? Okay, so the what's the criteria for a wonder the wonders of the world that we have ancient manmade and natural right those are the three like that Is like seven Yeah, yeah, but those are the three cats. There's seven of each of those So there's the seven ancient wonders of the world. Oh, no one of the seven wonders of the world Pyramid is the grand canyon Yeah, well, it's different depending on like if you're going ancient or not. There's a there's a kiss

1:03:25What do we learn seven wonders the world? There isn't just the seven wonders. There's the seven ancient wonders The new seven wonders is what it says great wall of China Galapagno Galapagno Colosseum Check in it. It's a matu-pitu Chrysler-deaver and Taj Mahal The Mataja Hall. Oh, yeah, there it is. There's the ancient. Okay, fucking fucking whatever And then there's also natural which is like the grand canyon and stuff Oh I will fuck Okay, 21 All right, so that's our list. That's our with South Dakota wonders of the world All right, no, those are seven wonders of South Dakota. So we got that sub list on there you go Yeah, can have that um We'll do roadside attractions. We're gonna put the bars cheese castle in there

1:04:26Uh the sandhill worlds are just sandhill crane and steel north Dakota guys We'll do the world's largest moon in Vergas. Yeah, so many days coming up for just uh channel catfish flopped in North Dakota nice We do the geological center of North America and Well, the on the geographical list. That's true. Okay But there is a nice pin marker there right in that strip ball with the subway and in any type of this Um, let's also the seven roads sign wonders of the world Um, I'm gonna put the continental divide sign on there that you see when you're headed at itself Uh, what about opportunity drive on 94 94 that everybody's at that I miss or I better take this exit And I think there's a there's a hill in Minnesota. You can climb. It's called like inspiration peak or something Yeah, that's on that's that is on hill Wonders of

1:05:31Sturgis has got to be on a seven something of the world that's the seven events When events Events wonder the world crazy days. Well, I'm using the first week in August. Yeah, potato days in barnsville Tesco days or whatever does With the Yeah, so that could be one of the events Sturgis Um, Ryan meet up should go on the new Event wonders of the world Ryan meet up at the mall America. Yeah You could have seen one of the wonders of the world New wonders of world. I'm more about I like ancient stuff How many ancient wonders the world have you seen none of them? I I enjoyed learning about them though Hmm, so what have you learned about the lighthouse of Alexandria? I think I don't know if it I think they skip that Because I would say that it's probably because what I've learned is that it's a massive landmark tower built by the Put put tolemic

1:06:33Kingdom to guide ship safely is what I've learned. So what lighthouses do tolemic. Yeah What is it tolemic? Oh, it's a piece silent. Yeah It was I just read it. I didn't get it wasn't an audio version of what I learned Machu Picchu No, I do like the history of this stuff though I want to school to be a history teacher That's what I went to I didn't know that yeah for a semester 10 one year freshman year some first semester freshman year Nope swapped. I made it made it one full college year before I switched Look at you guys. Why don't you touch tips next? He's Christ. I've been trying to get some Ryan pillow talking been hogging it all History docking over here Um, Mohammed have to fart. I heard on the radio this morning about North Dakota delicacy that sounds disgusting Do y'all eat tiger meat also? How's the HVAC situation in the new office? HVAC so far so good. Yeah, it's actually been working so good that like

1:07:38Even though it's a hundred degrees. I'll wear a long sleeve to the office because I'll get chilly I'd gain the guy I had to go pull a sweatshirt out of the proper me yesterday because it was cold It's actually working too good to the point where I now have to bring extra clothes for it You gotta tell them that they're changing the filters way too often. Well, that's on us We're changing our own filters here. Have we changed your filters yet? Oh god. No, look at the on top of the freezer There's a days tell me how many days they're needed. It's like it's so new filter needed. I bet it's in the 30s I look at it every day. I go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom. It's between 30 and 40 32 days one month. Yep And August we got change year filter What cuz they're where do the filters add in here? It's in the front. Yeah Yeah, the filter's in the bathroom. Gotcha. I haven't peaked in there too much. I just knew the server was there Yeah, I spent a little bit time in there. Oh, it's a great place to just it's like when Ryan's eating Oreos in a pantry

1:08:39I sometimes I got a stash of Oreos in there I tell you guys I'm taking a shit and I just go in there and eat Oreos What if there's like 24 pack of bush in there? He's been Yeah I wonder where all the plastic spots on crusties It's crack good. I got jerky. I'm gonna call my wife out of this and get some mush Yeah, what does that mean? What does that mean? It's our average coach like kids number three Ah hey honey take some mush Eight-spex just situations great. There was wasn't there another question? Tiger me Tiger me never I've had it once on the radio as a bit. Yeah, it's uh It's not actually tiger. Yeah, I gathered that it's just cute. It's like cured raw hamburger. Yeah The it just so it's like tar tar but cute. Yeah, exactly. Curr. Never had it. Yeah, it's good The stuff I had all I remember from it we had it on like a rich cracker. Yep, and it was salty as hell. Yep. It's gotta be

1:09:42Yeah, gotta be gotta be Gotta be and it's not I don't even I don't know if you can get it at the store The only time I've ever had it is when somebody has has come to a gathering and been like hey try the try this tiger me I made It's always homemade seems like You gotta try oh my god. I make the best tiger meat. I'm a sucker for trying home made And then also wash it down with this homemade apple pie that I have it's the yeah, it's the fucking best it tastes just like apple pie You're like having a conversation with them and they're just not listening to you because they're just waiting their turn to talk about their apple pie. Yeah, yeah Yeah, great cool by your own Uh, drink drink this apple pie drink this it has ever clear in it. It's your You still fucked up But it's you can do so fuck cuz it just tastes just like apple pie. I also make my own barbecue sauce They're always in huge mason jars too you think by by by 2026 we'd have a better receptacle to

1:10:45For apple pie. Yeah, I prefer any homemade booze But my family do they just save handles of all other booze. Okay, I like that. I like I've heard clear Yeah, we're seeing that Yeah, whenever I'm presenting with usually at like tailgating events. It's always in mason jars Mm-hmm. It isn't aesthetic. Yeah, it is cinnamon sticks in there and shit. Oh, yeah I suppose you can fit more that shit I suppose yeah Mrs. Luther Now should have to put a dollar in the jar every time it cuts Ryan off whenever he speaks So how much would I hold a jar Couple bucks a couple bucks is it happened like a lot a lot We I catch myself doing it to Ryan. So I'm catching myself. You're definitely no But see it doesn't even bother me because I I I have the ability I'll go can I go I have the I have the bill guys if you want more you bet to radio

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