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Vault: Five things men shouldn't wear on dates

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Your body is always giving you signals. Woop helps you understand them. Woop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights until your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall help to help you make better decisions every day. Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to fill your best, Woop shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back. Listen to your body, build better habits, see where Woop can take you. Try Woop free for 30 days at woop.com. You wanna talk about pressure? Try having millions of people watching and waiting to see what you're gonna do once that ball hits your hand. Hey, it's Marcus Allen, pro football Hall of Famer, NFL MVP, and Super Bowl champion. And this season, I've teamed up with Underdog because they know how to make watching football a whole lot more interesting. You make your read, you commit, and then you find out that's competition. And Underdog has a game that puts that decision-making to the test. It's called Keep Your Million. Underdog starts you with $1 million in funds and gives you 20 player prop questions.

You decide how much to put on higher and how much to protect on lower. Whatever lands on the winning side, stays aligned. Your job, make it through all 20 picks without hitting zero and see how much of your million you can keep. I like that because it's not just one decision, you gotta manage the pressure, trust your read, and then do it again. Think you can handle the sweat, download Underdog, and play Keep Your Million today. Trust your read, make your pick, Underdog, unleash your dog. Training involves risk, including total loss of positions, content is promotional, and not a recommendation to trade, term supply, promotion issue by affiliate. The bird show. Women say these are the five things that dude should not wear on a date. All right, so this goes all the way around here, but if you're a dude, you're especially gonna want to listen to this. It's the first day. I say number one, do not wear khakis. Oh, especially if they're pleated, please, leave those at home. Why? What does a pleated say? I don't know, they're just cheesy looking. I just came from their job, but then I'm telling you what a pleated say is. A pleated says welcome to Macy's, how can I help you? I said maybe rental place. Yeah, yeah. Thanks for coming to Blockbuster. This says either wear dress pants or nice jeans khakis make

you look like you're going to middle school dance. Yeah, they're a little work-ish. Number two, if you're a dude, you're going out on a date, you make a really nasty impression with one of those inappropriate t-shirts. Oh, yeah. With the catchphrases on it. That's right. That's something I'm there. Like, why would you do that very first date? Yeah, we don't, you don't need to make a statement. You can just talk. Go ahead and naked the cross. She'll dig this. Yeah, that's that screams I'm a radio DJ. Number three, and these seem like they're pretty obvious. Short pants. This one's really just a fashion tip for everyday life for guys. If your pants are an inch and a half too short, like a woman will pick up on that. Yeah, we can do that. I don't know how to do that. If you've outgrown your clothes or if you've lost a lot of weight, maybe you've trimmed down, but you're still wearing your bigger clothes, that's not cool either. You got to get it fixed. Turtle Necks says, even if you're one of the very, very few men who actually look good in them,

don't ever wear a turtle neck on a first date. They sell men's turtle necks. I don't even know they sold them for men. I thought it was just a girl thing. Really? Yeah. No, they have men's turtle necks, because I remember the big thing in Upstate New York was to wear the turtle neck with like the button up shirt over it. But this was so easy. It was so cold. You had to layer. That is, he said. That is such a lady's turtle neck with a shirt over it. Yeah. Or I mean, there was a point there back in the day that we were wearing turtle neck with nothing over it. Just the turtle neck. You should show up to school and everybody's like, you going to ski in a day or something? Yeah. I snap, because I feel like you're taking me to an open poetry night or something if you have a turtle neck. Or you should be mining. So, hey, are you going to use all your pipe tobacco because I need it? Could I buy my clothes for me? What were they? Jakarta's back in the day. Oh. And one of the biggest offenses for dudes on a very first date are tidy whiteies. Because if you do get to that, I'll take it busy with tidy whiteies. If you do get to that, that very, very special place.

And you address and there's tidy whiteies, that's going to kill things. Quick. Instant bus kill. Instant bus kill. The birch show. Your body is always giving you signals. Woop helps you understand them. Woop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights until your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall help to help you make better decisions every day. Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to fill your best, Woop shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back. Listen to your body, build better habits, see where Woop can take you. Try Woop free for 30 days at woop.com. You want to talk about pressure? Try having millions of people watching and waiting to see what you're going to do once that ball hits your hand. Hey, it's Marcus Allen, pro football Hall of Famer, NFL MVP, and Super Bowl Champion. And this season, I've teamed up with Underdog because they know how to make watching football a whole lot more interesting. You make your read, you commit, and then you find out, that's competition.

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