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Ice Out of TMS. I Shake Foundations When I Sneeze. Gertrude Hangover. (v) You Can't Handle the Puke. These Aren't My Butts. We need to take out your appendix, go to the other ER. Splooting is Cool. My Darwings. Plowin' Through Poi. Graphic Groins. Release The Poem Files. Laying Out Some Denver Beef. More phonia than phobia, amirite? There's a person I'm married to that I cannot sit across from. Old man vaccines with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.


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Who says Halloween only lasts one day? With Wayfair, one night of Halloween becomes a whole season at home. From larger than life yard decor and moody lighting to festive accents for every room in the house, Wayfair has what you need to make Halloween feel like magic all in one place. Because the best Halloween memories aren't made in just one night, they're made all season long. Shop Halloween decor now at Wayfair.com. Wayfair every style every home. Mr. President, my company, form me of the explosion I'm not rigged. On October 2nd. Causing massive water displacement and triggering the tsunami. They all heat the blame on me. Tom Cruise is. Diggered Hoddersen to the specimen. And Digger is gonna dig us up. From the director of Birdman and the Revenant. What would happen if I stopped doing it? You stole it! You freeze the deck! That's what! With great power, comes great deniability. I'm not the Earth Daddy. Digger, see the tree long night. Only the years until we're second. Wait a door. Under 17 I'm in without parent.

If one of those hostages has killed in an exchange. We'll all be held responsible. You got a smart mouth. And you're not out of trouble yet. The morning stream. Fish. Why the hell do they call you? Fish. Hello and welcome to TMS. This is the morning stream. Today is Tuesday, September 22nd. 2026. A lot of 20s in there. My name is Scott Johnson. That's Brian David Hybron. Hi there! Hello and hello. Hey man. Hey man. Welcome to the show. Everybody listening. All you live people. We got a few weirdos in there. That's always good to see. Sorry about the late posting of the YouTube live stream. I forgot to do it until we're right before the show. Those who are in there are in there.

Good. Good. I learned something yesterday that blew my mind. And I'd like to share it with Brian a bit right now. Tell me. Here's what it is. Do I have the thing for it? History? Yes. Yesterday is history today. So I learned this thing kind of back. I was just scrolling around. I think it was just YouTube shorts or something. And somebody comes on and does like a history of terms. And a lot of them I knew. Boycott is the name of the guy who evicted a bunch of merchant farmers. It was his last name. Oh no. And they were all... Yeah. They were all test-at-him. So they avoided him and did nothing for him and wouldn't move. And basically they boycotted him. And his name became the namesake of any time you would boycott something. Yeah. It's the dude's name. So I knew that one going in. So I'd heard that one. There's a few others like... I was... There was another one that was interesting. I can't remember. Oh. Salty. Like if somebody's being salty, we know what that means. We say, why are you being so salty? It goes way back to like...

It's like a marinara term. Yeah. Like an old salt. Yeah. Like you've been on the boat too long. You're too salty. That's why you're grumpy. You got to scurvy all that stuff. So those seem like easy ones. You can like trace back. So one I didn't expect is this one about hangovers. And so I'd never really even ask the question. Why do they call it a hangover? Well, I figure, well, it's the sort of that you drink all night and that's hanging over to the next day. The way you feel is hanging over from the previous night, hanging over the next day. Yeah. I was dead wrong about that. Here's where it came from. They had these... Think of it as like temporary hostels almost. Basically, they had these places where you could stay for the night and do it really cheap and fit a ton of people. And they were basically these ramshackle spaces where they would hang a rope, literally a rope, from one side of the room to the other side of the room. And there'd be many of them. And drunk dudes, people would have been out drinking all night, would come in there and to kind of rest off the drinker or whatever and get some sleep.

They would come in there and literally hang on these ropes instead of... Because there's not room for everyone to bug up. Oh, they got to lie down. Yeah. So that was called the hangover. And so now they call that... That's where that came from. That's the source of the deal. That's crazy. Wow. Blue my mind. Never heard of such a thing. Yeah, that was crazy. So I had to share it. I really was a good, good, good hangover. Was it like, would they be on two ropes? Like one kind of supporting their back and one their legs or something like that? No, just hanging over on their arms and then... Oh, all their waist. Like first standing up kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the legs would drape on the ground, maybe their knees would sort of brush the floor. But the weight of their body would be held by that thing. Which can't be good for circulation and stuff. No, gosh. Yeah, it's going to just pin... They're like a cut off circulation of whatever... Whatever appendage you're hanging on. The weight of it. It's gross as it is. Q-stars, right? You can't drown in your own... In your own barf if you're like, you know, sort of half standing up.

Which is true. Yeah. Which a lot of people do if they're super, super drunk. I guess that's true, yeah. So next time you have a hangover, just remember dudes were on ropes, man. Wow. I wonder if that's on the ropes. Boy, he's looking like he's a little on the ropes. But that's more of a boxing term. Like you've been hit so many times, you're hanging on the ropes. Yeah, I assume that's where that's from. Yeah. But now I've heard this. I don't know if any of you are real anymore. Oh, who's exactly? Should be anything anymore? Who knows anything? Nobody knows nothing. All right, everybody listening live and everybody at home. I need you to do a little test with me if you don't mind. Okay. If you have a mobile phone, tablet, a computer with a mouse. Any sort of modern computing device that's able to browse the internet. I'm over explaining it. Go to mydrawings.com. This is a project I've been working on literally since the early odds. But I've just finally decided to put my shit together and get it done. And for the last couple of weeks, I've been tweaking at it.

It's basically a website that lets you go in there and draw. The first thing you'll see when you go to mydrawings.com is a big canvas. And an option to change your colors. And you can choose from the standard color wheel or go into the custom color wheel, which gives you as many colors as you can imagine. 16 million to be. You'll never need them. But if you want them, you can do that. You can jump between a pencil tool and a bucket tool, whichever one you prefer. And you can decide how thick you want your lines to be. You also have layers. And so when you're drawn like this on layer one, then I go to layer two. Let's do a larger one and maybe go orange. As you can see, it's behind it because that's a layer. And if you're like, I want that one in front. You can drag the layer right there and put it in front. So we got some cool JavaScript going on, some neat HTML5 stuff going on. And you can kind of draw anything as you will now see when I go to the gallery. There's a lot of nonsense in here. Philly Coat Handle already wrote something. Boy, he's quick. Brian, done away in the middle of the night, did like a little Charlie Brown thing.

It was a really good Charlie Brown too. There's a guy pooping. Yeah, anonymous artist. Yeah, I don't know who did that. Can't imagine who did that one. No, no, I didn't. Or the one in the next, the row below that. Yeah, I did Shark Boy, Carter did this fish thing. I did this man here and you can click on him and blow him up and see him. They're all saved in chronological order. Now these are not my butts. I don't know who did these. Uh-huh. They really really. Oh, really? Oh, really? Left one, is that? No, it feels like it's your butt. Definitely not mine. Mine is always this. I don't know who did this. This is somebody else's idea. Anyway, Brian did a little spider-man, little little Frankenstein. Yeah, I like those bolts are on top. That's cool. Way, way high. Instead of being on the temples, they're like on the top of his head. Yeah, I dig that. I think that's cool. You know, it's much easier to get to those with the jumper cables. Yeah, you don't have to worry about accidentally getting the ear. Yeah. You know what? It's a better design. I like it. I think people should go with it. But anyway, I'm the only one with admin access to delete anybody's nasty.

So I guess somebody dropped an N word or something. I just deleted some of the bother. But anyway, then you can just go back to the drawing, draw whatever you want. You can use this to just get little doodles and ideas out. And eventually I'm going to forget a way to kind of data fight all and do some cool stuff with like, you know, combining a mosaic of all the images and having create something or whatever. I'll make stuff searchable. I'll make it so there's like maybe some metadata. But there's no login. Doesn't track you. No, but there'll be some sort of like, all right. This week draw your worst travel nightmare. Yeah. Some stuff. I want to do that too. Like, let's have some fun with like some themes and that sort of thing. We'll showcase certain art. Like somebody does something super rad and detailed. We'll showcase it on the front page right now. It's very much beta and very functional and seems to be stable. But if anyone sees any real issues or bugs, let me know. I realize that one item we're missing. I just added, let's see, did it actually work?

I didn't test it. I mean, double type. Oh, like pin bucketing in a hole. It didn't work. Hold on. Let me undo. There is an undo button. So that's nice. Also better than Drafl. Yeah. And command or control Z will also undo. So I tied that in there. But so we do the bucket in here. Okay. Good. So it does fill stops at the little fuzzy on the edges. I'm going to work on that. But you may not want to go back to the gallery on screen. It'll be a good opportunity to delete something. Let's take a look. Get our first weiner. Yep. Oh, yeah, look at that. And they, of course, are anonymous. Well done. Yep. That's good though. It'll let me test the admin mode, which I haven't really tested yet. Because I haven't had to delete anything. But anyway, there you go. It's sign your work free hotel room for Pete's sake. Yeah. Also, that's a hammer, dude. We got going around. Yeah, no kidding. I don't like it.

Is Mario going to try and eat that for a what up? Yeah. Is that a giant? Is that a upside down pendulum acts? What are we doing here? Oh, kidding. Anyway, my drawings.com. And we'll see where it goes. My original plan or my original design goals with this were like a giant conjoined canvas. Oh, where you could like, you'd see somebody square and go, ooh, I want to add on to that. You could continue on with the square to the left or right or up or down or whatever. And then you would kind of claim spaces as yours so that nobody else could mess with them while you worked on them. And that all may still come, but we're just at the early days here. So I would love some some extra testers. Give it a shot. It also helped me test kind of some backend stuff. Make sure it's being efficient and not weird. It's also all static. So no database stuff. No, nothing's being stored. That's the amazing part that it's, yeah, all stored. Just just static ass internet like back in the day. Turns out HTML5 has got some shit going on.

And there's some cool stuff in HTML5. I've never played with it. It's really cool. I mean, it's obviously if you're on a site that uses it, it just looks like a web page is working. But you can make long interactive games and there's 3D capabilities. There's, I mean, the HTML standards right now are nuts. I don't think they probably do something animation wise too, right? Like with the layers and say, all right, do like a draw full layer thing, but make it the animation. So it cycles 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4. Yeah, you should be able to. I mean, HTML5 supports it as far as I know. But yeah, all about kind of like not taven too much overhead so the people of browsers aren't being slow or anything like that. But anyway, gaming gaming. So van asks, how or where do we submit bugs? And I have a suggestion. One of our mods create a channel in the TMS or the the the FreightPants Discord maybe and call it my drawings. Communications and yeah, something like that. So I'll put a I'll put a note in the so just the info panel that tells you kind of how everything works.

I'll add to that a link to that. So it'll be like, have found a bug. Have a suggestion. Go to the discord. So yeah, it's good idea. Perfect. So anyway, go check it out. My drawings dot com super simple. And finally, after 20 years of owning that domain, I did something with it. So I know it's so funny. Like you're telling me about when you gave me the URL, I'm like, oh my god, you must have gotten that early because that is such a that would be such a high demand domain these days because everything for a while was my photos, my recipes, my blah, blah, blah. Yeah, my space. In fact, was a yeah, my space. I think my my chart is where I go for my medical. The stuff that opt-up puts in for me is under my chart. Yeah, and I did try to find I remember at the time trying to just get drawings dot com or doodles dot com or something like that. And they were all gone. So like you said, at the time that trick was to go, we'll put a my in front of the yeah, or spell it all wrong. Do that.

It's a fun way to do things back. Let's take out the valor. Yeah, it'd be my draw. It'd be D.A. D.R.A. Darwin Darwin. My darlings my darlings dot com. Someone is in the chat. The race says dark mode. That's coming. I should have had it already and will be a dark mode option. The canvas will always be white. You can make it dark by dumping a black dump in there. Very easily just going there and just go, hey, here's the dumper tool. Boom, you got a black canvas. But the back end here, there'll be a toggle. It'll just be like a little light. You just click and click off. And I've got custom art coming for like UI. So it doesn't look so freaking boring with these buttons and stuff. But anyway, it's going to be cool. Excited. It's for nothing, but just let's all remember when the internet was for dumb shit and screwing around. Funny ideas and community goof off. That's what I want out of this thing.

So here we are. I got a quick note that we got. They got this via an email notification from Patreon. Okay. So Patreon, if somebody sends us a private message, like somebody got their game code and he says thanks. I'll get a thing that says so and so reply to your thing. And I can click it and go into the site and interact with them if I want to or whatever. But often it's just sort of a notification. I got one yesterday from a dude named FairChance. He's probably listening right now. And I went to the site to reply to it and it was deleted. So this is the only evidence I have that it exists was the email. So he deleted this. Okay. But he asked, hey, when are you going to stop the ice sounds on each episode? Is it that hard to do? He was obviously annoyed. Yeah. He's talking about this. Right? When I'm drinking out of my water bottle every day, I got a lot of ice in it. When I pour it, I often get a little ice sound. I'm trying to do better with this thing. But I look, enough people have said it. Then I'm starting to think there's a specific phobia with ice sounds.

Not a phobia. It's one of those like misophonia, right? It's it's a that whatever that's called more phony more phony than a phobia. Yeah. What is so what is so what is the actually the difference? If you say misophobia phony. Well, phony is phony is the Latin sound. It's not even like a one-to-one comparison of phobia to phony. Because phobia's fear phony is just sound. So it's just like a like impracticality. The sound seems to be a triggering kind of thing. Right. Same deal though. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid of listening to you to sandwich on the microphone. But. Okay. That's interesting. Because when I say I want to. I see it triggers a trigger. Is it a trigger is an anger response or a. It's like an irritation. Yeah. Okay. So there must be something tied with that with this. Yeah. How to buy a cow. You know, the thing is insulated, right? If you put cold water in it, how long will that water stay cold if you don't use ice?

Problem is getting the. So when I get the ice out of the. We do the fridge. Yeah. You know, the. Hold it up and do the thing. Yeah. It's not super cold when it comes out of there. Oh, okay. That's kind of room temperature, which some people like that. No, I can't. I can't drink water that is. Yeah. It is not cold. But all day long, these. These yetis will keep your. Like this ice will last all day. And maybe beyond. I've had it last overnight before. So the ice will always stay good. The problem is it's just loud. So here's my new commitment to. Okay. Not just fair chance. It's an interesting name, by the way. It's funny because actually when you put that in there, I thought it was. It was. It was an AI response to. When are you going to stop the sound, the ice sounds in each episode? Oh, fair chance. Yeah. Fair chance. It's a fair chance. I'll stop. Yeah. You know what? It's a good point. We're going to use your name in a positive way. And I'm going to try really hard not to do this because the goal is I don't want to annoy anybody. All right.

Sure. Of course. Right. Now, if I really wanted to get Brian, we all know what to do. I could get him. You know what? Sloppy something and eat it. Yeah. And I'm going to put a buffalo wings on my phone and I will just. I'll just mute Brian is responsible for every movie I see your TV show where anybody eats anybody. It doesn't matter what they do. And I don't have this reaction to it. But when I see it, now I have a Brian of thing where my brain goes, oh, Brian would hate this. Brian wouldn't be able to handle that lady at the table. That guy needs to put. That guy needs to swallow his eff and food because Brian would lose it. Yet, yet you didn't capture the Simon Pegg eating scene from absolutely anything, which is probably the worst example of that film site that we've had in. Yeah. I did that on purpose because did you know? Yeah. Because I knew it would be just like the most grading possible sound. And I saw it. What did I see the other day?

Someone of Kim's stupid shows. He's watching Hawaii, 50 now. Oh, yeah. And it's fine. It's just procedural nonsense. It's not great. But I do like the parade of guest stars are fun because they're all interesting actors. Tariot Quim was on there for a while and people I like are on there. But the show is really basic. Thing happens. We react. And then they react some more. Like it's just not very good. Anyway. There was an episode and they were all, I don't know where they were at a restaurant and the God, there's like a kingpin guy, a Hawaiian gangster guy who's sitting at the end of this table just plowing through some, what's that stuff they eat? Po-poi. Poi? Poi, yeah. Plowing through the poi and talking while he's doing it. And I went, I would not have to be able to, I wouldn't be able to do it.

For sure, yeah, absolutely. Anyway, so we want to make it. So FIs just kidding. Go ahead. There you go. Oakwrap says, let's see, where is it? He says any problem going out to you with other people. Only if they chew with their mouths open. I mean, you know, people are for the most part polite and just chew with their mouths closed. It's really the sound of it. I can see people eat. I can watch people eat. Somebody mentioned Brad Pitt in Ocean's 11. He's a quiet eater in those movies. He's eating constantly, but at least he's quiet about it. That's true. He's not really loud. It's more of a good thing with him. Exactly. So, you know, this will put the fear of folks who are going to meet us for custom-be-needed with Barry on October 8th. I will be watching you all eat your inshiladas de voritas y das and see how you do and reporting back on TMS the next day. Have you ever had a situation at a meal where you and other people are there, even people

you know, and someone's doing the thing you hate and you had to say something? No, I don't say anything. Because I don't know. That feels like a bridge too far. I don't know if that's the word, but basically it's... Like if you have familiarity with the person, like you're super close to them, you're more likely to say something. Or... The person in my family that I make sure not to be sitting across the table from when we go out to eat. And this is the person that we, you know, we go out to eat with fairly regularly. And they, you know, I will just... I will just make sure to be sitting on the same side of the table as them or... be corner or something so that I'm not... So I'm not looking directly at them because they don't realize it and I'm not going to... I'm not going to make them self-conscious, hurt their feelings, anything like that.

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You know, I'm not going to upset the friend, family, whatever, you know, I'm not even to say whether their friends or family members, but the dynamics. I'm not going to even like approach that. Yeah, I know it's my issue and that's why I'm mute. If somebody's eating something during play date when there's no cameras on anybody, then it's like, yep, I'll mute. I'll come back and check to see if you're still eating. If you're not, then I'll be back. Yeah. I should probably tell people that when they have like someone having a conversation with them on an open mic in their room while we're doing play date. Yeah. Almost always I mute them and then I forget to unmute them. Yeah. I feel a little bad about that. Like they never heard what they had to say again and that wasn't necessarily on purpose, but just know an open mic will get you. Right. Probably get you muted. Probably it'll probably happen anyway. Well, anyway, so there you have it. I think that's interesting. That's an interesting. Yeah, I know I've, you know, zero control over it.

Like I can't just get over it or live with it. It's like, no, it triggers a response that I can, you know, as we talked about that with Wendy, it triggers a response you can't do anything about it. So you just have to, you know, you just, you just figure out ways to mitigate it. Yeah. Like things in life, you just get around it, you know, you just get around it. That's it. Yeah. It's all like I don't, you know what's weird? Someone told me the other day says I know you have edim ed of, edim phobia or whatever it is. Oh, the right. You don't want a metaphor. A metaphor. And barfing is this and that I freaked out. And here's the thing though. I can, it's most people, it's if they see a dude barf, they, they lose it. Like they, they're, let's say they're at a, I don't know, outdoor party and some guy hurls in the bushes. That will start, that will freak them out and they'll, they're gone for the night. They can't do it. They can't deal. That is not what happens to me at all. You can barf in front of me. No problem. I can just watch. You see it in movies where people are barfing and and it's gross, but it's not like

Oh, God, I can't watch it. No, I can want any of that stuff is fine. None of that bothers me. It doesn't stay with me, stick with me or any of that. It's just the state I get into when I feel that way. Did someone make fun of you at a young age like tease you about barfing or something? No, I don't know the source of it. Any, I mean, do you know the source of the loud eating thing? No, but I know T and the laughs that I'm a very noisy puke. Oh, I can't just, I can't just go to the toilet and go, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She got a lot of practice when she was pregnant with Tristan because she had morning sickness for seven of the nine months. Yeah, women are next level, man. They just can handle it. They really are. But, but no, me, I go to the toilet and it's like, I am also very glad. I cannot do it. But I don't have, okay, so, so I, if there's not a clip

of that shape, that is because I put my headphones down and went, went somewhere else to the table. He's talking about the time you gagged on the, oh, yeah, oh gosh, yeah, yeah, that was, I had that somewhere. Should I play? Let's play that please. All right, somebody has a, somebody has a phobia of this. Let's see. Is that this one? Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Yep, that is, that is, and imagine, imagine that now for like a full minute. Before anything comes, that's, that's me too. I know it's been 20 years, but I get pretty seismic when I, when I hurl, but like where I really get the anxiety is if it's in the middle of the night, nighttime ruins everything. Night, middle of the night is no time for anything good. It's just, it doesn't matter what it is, loud sounds outside, thunder for me, wakes me up. Any of those things, nighttime makes it worse. And if somebody in the family, even when the kids were little, one of the kids was sick in the night.

That's when I go into panic mode, because in my head I'm like, that's gonna spread. We're all gonna, right, right. We're all gonna get it. And you know what? I was the one that took care, like if Carter barfed her bed. I was, it's fine. I'd take care of it. Yeah, yeah, you know, clean her up, take her out, take, put her in the tub, do all the stuff. None of that's a problem. Where it's a problem is when it goes, and there's a virus, and it's just popping from person to person, and we're all gonna have it tonight. And then we're all gonna have to share two bathrooms. Yeah. I noticed that the first thing you hear on the most recent episode of the instance is, everybody got sick of BlizzCon. Yeah, so there's, you know, it is, it is first and foremost a concern, like a worry for you. Yeah, but just for, just for stomach sick, like everybody getting COVID or whatever, that's just expected of these things. There's people breathing, I try. Yeah. And I would get, Poor Tanner is sick too. Yeah, he got something. He tested and said it was negative for COVID, but it was something. There's bad flu this year. All that stuff's bad this year, so. Get your shots.

Yes. Although I don't recommend the hepatitis, well, I do recommend getting the hepatitis one. I'm just saying it sucks. That's all I want to say about that. I still need to get my single shot. Oh, Brian, you got to go. I'm the schedule that when you've got, when you say, hey, Brian, no show next, Thursday, Wednesday, I'm in a schedule, my single shot, or you'll get my single shot that day first or second first. First, I still haven't even gotten the first. First ones aren't too bad. That's second one. Maybe you'll be different. Everyone's different, right? Doctor says it's never the same. I know it'll suck because, you know, there were times that people around me didn't have any effect with the COVID shots. And I had it and it felt like I had the flu for four hours. Yeah. Well, it'll happen the last about eight this time. Or no, with the second one, it'll last about eight. The second one, it'll feel like about eight. That sucked ass. All right, real quick here. Oh, look what time it is. Look what we get to do now. This is exciting because now is a chance for us to, oh, speaking of illnesses and medicine.

That's right. Plus we can pull out a little card table. We can throw some stuff on there. Before you know it, we're playing cards and trying to beat each other to a pulp. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. Here's a danger for you. Be careful, may cause drowsiness. Well, look who it is. It's old damn, not old. Just damn for no, I am old. It's okay. Just eating food. Oh, damn. Pitches. Oh, damn. Pitches. Yeah. I'm old. I've got to check up tomorrow. So I'll probably be getting some old man vaccines because I'll definitely be trying to get a shingle shot since I had a shingle's a couple years ago. And I really didn't have a new doctor. So finally getting a doctor after I went to the ER last week. Oh, nothing big. Jesus. So I had some, I just just jump into really crazy stuff. By the way, Brian, I am also a very loud puke. Are you a loud puke? And I'm a loud sneezer. I feel like anytime he sees Johnson can hear me from Utah. It's crazy. I'm one of those. My hearing's not great, but I can hear it when you do it. Yeah.

But so it was nothing big. So this summer my daughter had kind of a semi-emergent emergency appendectomy where she was having some pains on her side and stuff. And then they went, you know, they just happened to have some time off. So my wife took her into the ER and they were like, you need to go to the other ER now so we could take out your appendix and they were like, oh, wow. So in that was fine. She was in and out the same day. She was home. So I was having some kind of like groinish pain. And it was kind of bad one night. So I was like, you know what? Because I'm pretty sure I have a hernia, which, moral to the story is I definitely have a hernia now. But anyway, so over the ER to get checked out, they did it like a CT and all the stuff. I don't have problems with my appendix. I got no other mass. Nothing else going on. However, they were like, you can go home because we don't really know what the hell's going on. But anyway, they hooked me up in another new doctor. So now finally I have another GP that I can go finally get checkups and check everything else out. So and I'm sure probably within the next six months or so, I'll get to stupid hernia fixed.

What is what kind of hernia is it like the low down front kind of stuff? It's basically kind of, so what I noticed in about a week and a half ago when I've been working out you know, I work out usually like three or four days a week. But when I work out and I do kind of sit ups or it almost feels like something is pulling, it's kind of pain in my right lower groin. And it was a little bit kind of right lower quadruped. And now I've kind of noticed where it almost feels like, I'm sorry I'm getting graphic everybody, but it almost feels like it's pulling up one of my testes like a little bit of like definitely pain in that area kind of an air. So but I had noticed a lot of times when you have hernia's, you'll have the pain when you're lifting, which you'll also have like swelling or inflammation. And I hadn't had any of those in the scrot area. So usually that's kind of one of those tail, tail, times. Or it's just been a little bit of pain that just kind of like goes away. So I just thought it was more muscular and it still may be just muscular, you know, maybe a slight tear in the area. But I'm pretty sure I probably have a little bit of hernia because I had a hernia on the left side that was repaired probably about 10 years ago that it didn't feel quite the same.

But it probably is pretty close to that. That abdominal wall is gonna come down, baby, not really, you're gonna be fine. I went and had, I had this dumb and I was two, two years old, I had a hernia, a weird baby hernia where the... Anguinal or... Yep, I think so. And they had to do it way early and I still have the scar from a two year old, I have a scar. It's crazy, because... Yeah, it's very, very common, especially after when you're born or shortly after that. DJ had one where you can see basically a bubble almost by his belly button where those kind of hernias were. And bolts down. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think that was what I was heading toward if they hadn't had taken care of it. What's weird is, I think today it's all lathroscopic, right? They don't do the... Or lap, or a scop, but lath, what is it? No laper scopic, yeah. Lap, or scopic. They go through the, they just do a little hole now, right? But back then, they cut me wide open, a little two year old on a table, what the hell, dude? Yep, I'm lucky to be here. I still have, it's funny, because on this side where it is now,

I was kind of born with herni, and I have a little bit of a scar on that same side. So, I mean, you know, the abdominal wall, especially when you get older, like, somebody's saying, everything just starts kind of breaking. We're all freaking old. Everything breaks down on you. Yeah. You know, between joints and muscles and everything else, just trying to stay in shape is the best thing. Everybody, take your vitamins, get your vaccines. Yeah, go on. Sip fire to yourself. For sure. And try not to eat with your mouth open in front of Brian. Yeah, please do that. Also, you know what, like, can I, you just said something that, you know that guy on YouTube that's always trolling you for being anti-vaxxed, do you hear what Dan just said? Go get your vaccines. Did that guy hear, are you still listening? Cause that's the Dan just said. Oh, man, we really need to make sure that everybody, I don't want to get into weeds, but make sure everybody's getting there. MMR and everything else, because God, we got to eradicate measles in the country again, cause it's a little bit more, and make sure everybody, if asthma's dead enough, make sure you get regular checkups,

do your screenings, poop in a box, do all the, like, get everything regular, and if you're above a certain age, get like, kind of like what Scott said, make sure you're getting your hep vaccines, you're gonna need your hep, you're gonna need that, your shingles back. Shingles is more kind of, I guess, elective, but it's still probably a good thing to get, especially over 50, and your new mo when you get over, I think it's 65 or 60, is the new, they changed these things all the time. Chains all the time, right? But make sure you're getting them, and for love of God, please, this is more probably, I open a cross-line here, Johnson, but I know a lot of people, there are people that are just, for their kids, just absolutely anti-vax. I could just tell you, it absolutely helps the health of your kids, long-term, to get your children vaccinated. And the ones around them, damn it. Go ahead and do it. Especially your T-Dat, like just get all your vaccine. It just helps everybody and helps society. There you go, YouTube troll. You've never been happier. My gosh, that guy. Then. So I wanna talk about, since we're talking about gatherings,

talk about things like parties. Let's talk about a couple of party games. Yeah, then I wanna talk about. Oh, perfect. So this is kind of getting to the time of year. You know, I like to do this around Thanksgiving Christmas, and also Canadian Thanksgiving, which is coming up, I think in about another month or so. You know, let's talk about a couple of good party games. First one, Johnson, I'm really bad today. I apologize. I didn't put any links in the chat for us. Oh, oh, oh. These are easy to find on. I find them, yeah. I can search for them. These are pretty easy to find on there. But first one I wanna talk about is a game called Sizewise. Now, this is a very small type, small box games, think it's only about 20 bucks. I was told it didn't matter how big the box is. Exactly. I don't remember who told you that. Weird. I love it. He might be here telling us that. Anyway. And so what you're gonna do is everybody's gonna have kind of like a little, you have this little string, and it's gonna have a look. I'm saying some weird bad words. That's a big string. That's a string with a ball at the end of it

that everyone's gonna have. And what you're gonna do is you're gonna get something where it's gonna be, you know, it's gonna say things like circumference, or another, we'll say like a basketball, or an elephant foot, or just kind of like a bass, or something like that. And then you get that that everybody will kind of put the ball under string to how long they think, or how big they think that thing is. Just say like an elephant foot. Because, you know, somebody seems to be very ambiguous. I'm ambiguous. Sorry, ambiguous. I said, God, you guys. I'm out for all this laparoscopic, and everything else, all these other things that we can't say. Sure. Anyway, could be ambiguous. How long some is, like, is it, are you talking about around an elephant foot? Are you talking about from side to side? So that's where kind of the, you know, the eye of the beholder. So you put the length on this, you know, the ball on the string, and then you'll kind of, you have this little wooden thing where it's basically a pole. And at the end of your string, there's a circle, like a, you know, almost like a can cap,

where it kind of, everybody's basically goes on this little pole thing, and then you see who has, you know, where everybody's basically long and short of it. Whoever has the longest and short of it loses, basically loses a token. And after a certain amount of tokens, you know, everybody has like whatever, four or five tokens, depends on the amount of players. And then whoever, you know, you lose a token, whenever somebody runs out of tokens, the game is over, and then basically you see who wins. This is one of these party games are good because nobody really cares who wins. It's just kind of one of those things to see, you know, the, the long and short of it, if you will. Sure, I love the name. And also, let me just say something about this art style, it reminds me of Schoolhouse Rock. I love it. Totally like Schoolhouse Rock. Yes, I love it. What an interesting thing. I love that. That is great, great look, great retro vibes. Very cool. Yeah, I think I have a big elephant foot is, oh yeah. Oh yeah. The elephant foot is bigger than you think. So I have size of a basket, ball, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

New episode's coming soon to PBS, or whatever. Oh, that's great. Settling your own shoe and a post. Check your cover bill near you. Yeah, that's right. Yes. I love it. Size wise, check it. And that's anywhere I want to get board games, or I'm going to have to do some weird order and other things. I'm not sure if you're ordering, but it might be because you may be able to find that at your FLGS, but probably not at a mass market quite yet. Okay. Because game head, it's from game head. So they kind of mostly on Amazon, or probably their own little, you know, there, or probably some FLGS. I've got to know the one from one of my favorite companies, too, this is from IV studios. This is called Hypothetically. And if you allowed me, we're going to play a couple of rounds of this live on the air. Oh yeah, dude. So what we're going to do, so each one of these cards, and hypothetically this is another game with three to six players. And we're going to have you, me, it's going to be Johnson, Ibit, me, and we can even probably play it with the chat room as well. So I'm going to give you guys, each one of these cards has a question. It'll be, there'll be a question on top and a question on the bottom. Now Johnson will start up with you. Everybody's going to put a number

and we won't announce it until after Johnson says, he's got his, and then me and Brian will announce it and then we'll get the chat room. So I've got two questions for you. Johnson, you pick one, okay? Okay. So go ahead. How many poems have you written in your life? Or how many 12 ounce cans could you stack into a tower before falls? And this is, oh, I heard you. So you pick one of these questions then you're going to answer it and then we're going to, well, you're going to give us a second then you'll answer it and me and Brian will say what we wrote down and then we'll see what the chat room says and we'll see who's closest and not too basically good. But is the number, the number is trying to guess how many I would have stacked? Yes, yeah, for whoever is going to be the quote unquote, answerer. Okay, I like this. I actually really like this. It's really really. Especially for like close, people who think they're close and really know each other. Yeah. It's like newlyweds kind of word. Yeah, totally is. Yeah. All right, I'm going to say, which of the two? Yeah. I'm going to go with the poems one. Okay, so how many poems have you written in your life? Brian, you go ahead and write a number down

and I'm going to write a number down to you and a chat room, you pick stuff in a chat. Johnson, don't read the chat. I don't know. Does it count his weird wraps that he does? You know, when he was doing an adventure club like, hey, my name is Scott. And I'm here to say, well, let's go play straight, straight poems. Okay, okay. And also, do you say, do you say like, I think Napar Gazi says that we're where some of the people say, poem, poem, poem, poem. I don't see that. The dude on his pot, he used to be on the podcast, but the Nate Land show had what's Brian, forgot his name, another Brian. But that guy, Brian Regan. Brian, now the other Brian's something. Anyway, the guy, Tennessee comedian, he always said, poem and they all gave him shit every day. That's okay. Poems. By the way, they're right. You should never say poem. It's F's. That's F's up. Yeah. That is wrong. Exactly. Now I think I'm going to be woefully short if Scott may consider those poems. Poem. Oh, poem. Alright, so I've not looked at anything. Everyone's got their numbers. Yep. Oh, you did consider those poems, Scott?

No, I did not. Okay, good, good, good, good. All right. So no, what do I do now, tell him? You just tell us your number. Yep. Okay, so obviously this is a bit of an estimate because nobody keeps track of all the shit they do. But I think it's somewhere in the range of about 38 is my number. Wow. Wow, you are quite the established poet. There was Shakespeare. There was an era. I wasn't a fraudster. I'm not saying they were very good. But when I was in junior high up through high school, I thought of myself as pretty poetic. So I had a notebook full of this stuff. I'm not telling you the poem files. Release the poem files. So the courtship of Kim Johnson. Yes. There was a lot of rhymy ones. There were ones that were non-rhyme. There were like entire stories told in poem form. Like I went nuts with it for a while. For whatever reason, I thought this was like the ultimate art form, written art form, and it was going to be a thing I did. So yeah, it's in writing. What did you write down? I wrote seven. I read.

I just got as much of a poet. Yeah. That's all right. I thought even a less of Scott. No offense guy. I wrote four. Wow. I think you were more of a long form prose guy. No way more poetry man. And I would do, I did, I would print my own little poetry books and stuff with some of these poems in them. And I would illustrate them. For Christmas guests, that's what I would do. Oh, to Kim. Yeah. I love your driving and your cooking. I love you more than the feeling of puking. Yeah, there you go. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's a freebie, everybody. I pulled right from the Scott poem file. But for me it was like, it was like, if Christmas would come around and I had no money and I'm like 16 or something, I would make these poem books, go to a kinkos, print them out on like nice like paper. And then I'd illustrate them of course. Then print them out on a nice paper, make a few copies of it and that's my gift that year. So I give it to my mom and everybody. Really, really lame, right? It's lame. But I thought I was like, oh.

I don't know how lame it is because if you go to a farmer's market, I bet you there's stalls of things like that. Probably. Well, there's stalls where there's somebody with a typewriter and as soon as you walk in you pay five bucks and they will compose a poem for you on the spot and take your five bucks. Yeah. And it's type. So it's like a little, it's like old school type. It's an actual typewriter typed poem. I will custom write a poem for you. I actually kind of like that. That's a really fun little trick. I bet you there's a card. But you know, it's a card in this game that says, how long would it take Dan to compose a poem for somebody on the spot? How many hours would it take? So I'm scrolling back up to the chat. Did anybody get close to 38? Let's see. I think somebody said 34. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Burgess diesel did it. You know what? I think Burgess diesel deserves a sticker in the mail or a victory pickle or a victory pickle. Well, you know, we'll do both. I'm going to send you a sticker. A thing on Discord. He knows how to get a hold of me. But in the meantime, let's give him a victory pickle. How the hell is it? They changed their color. I guess yes.

Zoe and Wes were each four points away from each other. You get a victory pickle. We're giving it to Burgess. All right, Brian, I got a question. We're going to let you go now. Oh, OK. All right. So you get to pick one of these two. What's the most money you've spent on one trip to the grocery store? Or how long would it take you to paint your bedroom by yourself? Oh, wow. OK. I got to get this game. This is fun. I'll take the second. I'll take the second. Oh, the second. How long would it take you to paint your bedroom by yourself? No, we can't. Here's all the dumb questions I have. Are we counting the entire process from the state that the bedroom is now? Where I have to move things away from the walls and paint? Or is it from when I put the brush against the wall the first time to when I put the brush against the wall? I would say we'll just start from the painting itself. Gosh, everything. You've already bought the paint. I've already moved. I've already put tape on the baseboards. That sort of thing.

OK. I'm going to write so we can do either minutes or hours, I guess, in a way. Does issues dry race markers, by the way, when you write down your own. Yes, and it comes with, comes with about one, two, three, four, five, six of them in there. It's cool. Because it's for three to six players. And you could basically play this with any amount of people, really. But it comes with three dry race boards. And they're there, they're the real good pens, too. So they like the ones you get with got five. The got five pencil pens and racers and dry race is fantastic. That's great. Oh, so good. Let's, there's another shout out to Godfought. I can't tell you how much fun that game is so much. Godfires, it's your hot. It's your favorite. It might be. It's going to be in my top 11 game of the year. Yeah. So good. Another hitster is another one. Ozzy Mindy is in the chat room. Brought that one up. Paul brought that to the last board game day. I want him to bring that every single time because that was such a fun game. Why is hypothetically so lit? It's, I can't get it to late October on Amazon. I'm proud.

Oh, that's interesting. Well, go to IV studios themselves. Maybe that's because it's Amazon. It might be a little cheaper on there. I'll, I'll check it out. Sorry. I don't want to interrupt this. Okay. So I wrote some down. All right. Johnson, do you write some down? Okay. You don't say, you don't say what your answer is. Make sure I remember that I wrote it down for the right thing that you said the painting of the room, right? Yes. How long would it take to paint my room from the, from the point of which the paintbrush first touches the walls to I take the paintbrush away from the walls and the room is done. Brian was so descriptive. It makes me think he's a pro at this. Like there are just, it would, it would take me a day. My wife would take her like 30 minutes. No, my problem is that I just, I, I analyze the shit out of everything. So, and then I procrastinate. It's like, I don't have to move the bed away from the wall. I'm going to have to take the curtains down. It's exactly where my head goes on any big changes in the house. I hate it. Exactly. Hey, we're putting a flooring in. Oh. Oh. All right. I'm going to say 4.5 hours.

So whatever that is in minutes, 270 minutes. That says so much about me. Would you say, Johnson? I said 18 hours. 18 hours? Wow. It's got, it says nothing about you, Brian. That is nothing about you. That's everything about how long it takes. Taking a couple of naps. Taking a couple of naps between you. It's true. I just, every paint job, paint, every paint job I ever did never felt like it took less than it feels like it always takes too long. So, I overestimated. I feel like I could paint my house in 18 hours. Yeah. And I said three hours. Okay. All right. So not too bad. Not too bad. Anybody get close in the chat room? We got to, we had to say five. I said 4.5 hours. So we said four hours, 22 minutes and 18 seconds. That was great. Chuck. Chuck, kind of, I mean, yeah, nobody got close to the chucks. So, victory pickle for Chuck. I love it. I, of course, got a good point about the technicalities. Three hours painting, 24 hours drawing, three hours again painting the second coat.

Like, like I'm going to do two coats. Yeah. To be ridiculous. See, that's another weird technicality, right? But, yeah, you know what, victory pickle to Chuck then. You get a victory pickle in your job. It's probably three hours or two hours of using a roller and two hours of, of, uh, clean up with a brush. Man. I'm going to have to get this hitster. This game was great too. I had to see this before. Oh, it's so fun. And it uses, it uses like your coats and Spotify and it's, but we played, we, we were all music heads. So we made it extra challenging and we said we had to, before we could place it in our, in our raxing where we thought it was in years or a timeframe. We had to name the song, the artist and take a guess out loud of the year we think it is. Wow. So we, we gamified the game a little bit. Yeah. So, yeah. So sometimes, I don't know if you do this on YouTube sometimes, you know, like, you know, in a weekends where you, you know, it's like, you're, you're not quite ready to go to bed yet, but you're not ready for another movie. So sometimes I put these like quizzes on YouTube, but it'd be like, oh, guess these 25 movies

are show, uh, uh, songs from the 80s by the first four seconds of the, of the intro. Yeah. And my wife always gets mad because she's like, I'm not going to disc, you know, like, whenever some comes on a radio, I'll be like, who, who sings this? She's like, I hate this game. So because I'm, you know, and I'm, we're such a ladies. I love it. So good. It's my favorite. It's, I'm such a, uh, you know, such a music head too. Listen, I love TV's Travis's trivia. I love his segment, but I wish it was that. I wish it was here is, uh, for Brian, it's, it's, uh, for Scott, it's all movies years, given me years, for me, it's all named the song by the first half a second of the intro and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, it's surprisingly, yeah. I'm really bad at, at lyrics, like, when I see like the lyrics written, I don't know if there's something between, like, the, the, the, I'm, I'm sure, uh, I'm sure, Jerry could tell you, like, what these things are technically called, like, I'm more of an audio fill where, like, my ears, even though I'm half deaf, like, the ear portion of recognizing something versus, like, the facial recognition of words written.

Like, if I heard the word sung, I could probably tell you, but I couldn't, if I read, read it just does not translate at all. Does not compute. That's funny. I'm super lyric, guys. So you give me somebody just telling me the lyrics to a song and I'll say, oh yeah, that's, love to love you baby by Donna Summer. Or, well, that's an example because the only lyrics in that song are, I love to love you baby. But, I like that one. I do. Yeah. I think there was another game. Now, this is how bad I've seen. I played way too many and seen way too many games. There was a game where like on cards, there would be like lyrics, but they would be commonly. Oh, misheard, like, yes, misheard lyrics. And you have to say what, what the actual either lyrics or the actual song is. Somebody got me that game. I have that game somewhere. Yeah, it comes with a little, it's a little deck. Is it like a small deck that, like the size of a, one, one trivial pursuit deck that you get?

I've got that somewhere. It's stuff like that is hilarious. I could not tell you where in this rats nest it is. There you go. Well, you and me both, brother. I will save, I will save, I'll say, I had a solo game for every, but I'll save that for, for next time. All right. And, but we had some, some fun with definitely pick up hypothetically and size wise. These are so much fun. And let me tell you again, you could play this, these probably with any amount of people. And they're easy. You don't even, I mean, how long did it take me to explain both of those games, like 20 seconds? A minute. You could just play with, with anybody at, at all your gatherings and are just an absolute blast. All right. Well, that one sounds great. And I really like, oh, I was going to say, I went to the site, you're right. You, if you go straight to what's their name site, now I just killed it. Damn it. Who's the maker? Fuck game, well game head or IV studios? IV studios. I went to IV studios for hypothetically and they definitely have it. It's actually a dollar cheaper than Amazon. And it's available and you can get it right away.

So do that. And can I give one more PSA before we stop? Always. So with a lot of things happening, you know, I mentioned already about, about vaccines and stuff. One thing we kind of mentioned on our last show that I really would like to stress because we don't do this enough. And I think it's more of a dude thing. Check on your friends, ask them truly how they're doing. I hope everybody out there is doing well. I hope everybody, you know, and sometimes it just has to be one on one, it sounds, you know, they may laugh when you first say it like, Brian, how are you doing? I hope you're doing well. I hope everything's going okay. You know, do those things and check on your friends because you don't know the crap somebody's going through in their life and it's always good to check on your friends. Yeah, it is really good. It may even, it may even a non-friend. At me and they may, they may look at you. I know he's too. Check on everybody. Check on everybody. Yep, don't just assume the quietest ones are often the ones going through the worst stuff. I'll check on the Jack Rebitt Slim's trivia team tonight. Just see how they're doing before the game starts.

Hey, how you guys doing? You guys doing all right? Mm-hmm. And if I haven't said it enough, I love you guys. Yeah, no, we love you, man. We love you, man. Yeah, we love you. And very much in like it, you know, we don't like work. We're not into the dudes or anything. Yeah, but if we were, if we were, if we were, if we were, Dan would be top of my list. Take it easy, say hi to the fam and get that hernia unherniated. Thanks a lot, see you guys. Bye now. See you. All right, check out the Geekall Star's podcast, by the way, everybody. Oh, yeah. He's on that. All right, we got a quick thing to get through. This is about the jugs of pee. It's an email of, so it's actually a text, but here's what it is. It's a weak old, but fun. This is a, I guess an anonymous person. He says I recall someone saying they wish the Broncos would beat the chiefs on Monday night football, which is do come true, just not for Broncos fans. Someone throw a little shade at you there, Brian. I don't remember saying that.

I mean, I probably did. Well, I mean, obviously I was rooting for the Broncos against the chiefs, but did I say that out loud that I wish that Broncos would beat the chiefs on Monday night football? Probably maybe it's just assumed. Cause they're a Broncos. I mean, I always want the Broncos to win because, you know, it's a much, people are in a much better mood. And when they get into my Uber or that I bump into on the street or whatever and, you know, I would have liked it, but I would have liked them to have done a little better than they did. But hey, they did just fine against the Jacksonville this last week. That's true. Take that Jacksonville. Yep. It reminds me I have a little Denver beef. Can I lay out some beef? Oh, please lay out some Denver beef. Nick went to outfits. Yes. They're the worst. Nick went to conference there. He's, he's, he's just got a management position with within the, um, the Trader Joe's organization. So he's now kind of got some bigger responsibilities. And as, as part of it, they have this annual retreat they do. And this year it was in Colorado.

And it's only a day or two, but he went to that. That's why we had the baby over the weekend. So he goes, he goes to that thing and had a great time. Getting there, no problem. Got to Denver International went and did his thing. Uber to the thing. The party was great. Everybody was nice. Met a bunch of new people learn a bunch of stuff came home. Happy, happy is a big impoverty was supposed to come back yesterday. His flight was supposed to be here at five. And he calls at like five and says, or no, maybe well before that, but whenever his flight, he missed his flight. But here's why it wasn't, he wasn't late. He was at the airport plenty of time and all that stuff. He went, he goes to TSA and they pull him out like he's got a bomb or something. Sure. Is random secondary streamer or was there something that made them raise the bag? So the bag, which I've used on at least 10 flights, it's a bag that's like a carry-on wheel one that's nice and compact. We really like him. Kim has an identical one and he's using mine.

And in there, this used to be a popular thing. They were a sponsor of a show or something. And so I got one of these for free and inside of it is a battery pack to charge your, like a lithium ion battery pack built into the, built into the thing. And it's never come up on a scan or including on the way out of Salt Lake International to this very trip. Nobody says anything. It's just is we've just never ever had it come up nor have we ever used it. We don't need it. Never used it for a charger. There's always somewhere to charge at the airport like it's not a big deal. So we just, it's just didn't there. These guys acted like Nick was smuggling in some frequency for. Oh no. So they're like tearing apart. They had to physically remove it like, oh, seriously? Oh, geez. Try it out of there and take everything out of the bag so they could get in there and get that out. And he said they wouldn't let him touch it. They're like, we have to do this or whatever. So they dig it out of there and they're using all these tools to get it out. All this stuff's laying everywhere.

Delays, the flame totally misses this flight as a result. They take care of it finally and he gets a later flight and he was home by eight or something. But it's just sucked. I'm not that's not a, you know, that's not a Denver problem. That's a TSA problem. Yeah, that's a TSA problem. Screw you, TSA. They, you know, they always ask you, do you have any, getting lithium ion batteries or there's some, there's some kind of battery that freaks them out now because it, you know, they like those vape batteries that were catching on fire and people's pockets on security Kim videos. But, you know, it was the phone, the Samsung, but everybody takes a battery with them when they go somewhere because, you know, you don't know how long you're going to be without a place to plug in your phone to charge it. Yeah, plus his phone and his, and his steam deck you took with them. They both have lithium ion batteries in them. Yeah. It's not like there isn't batteries every two feet. So I don't know what the beef is. That's right. That's what his son, but yeah, you can't put them in your check bag because they catch on fire. That's right. So you want to always have it on your carry on. Yeah, and that's all this work. Exactly what he was. Just a carry on.

I still think they get goofed or something. Something I think so too. Yeah, poor kid. He was just, I say kid. He's 26. He's not. Anyway, that's, that's all I got there. Landon also wrote in and said, Hey, guys, hey, guys, hey, guys, guys, that's where it did not belong. Every surface after a minor obsession of listening to the dungeon crawler carol audiobooks the last month or so. No achievement. He says, so can I get some big hitters that I missed while I was out? Was all normal? Was Scott gruesomely injured in a pickle accident? Did Ibit have a brief trial of two pay? I need to know the memes. What do we got? Let's see over the last month. Is that what he says? Yeah, the last month or so again, they're not done really. Yeah, just ourselves. Everything's normal. Yeah, yeah, which is good. You know, you can come back in and not feel like you, like you have catching up to do. I'll tell you this. Pick up right where you left off. I know it's a big news, but Bobby got a job as a teacher, a science teacher at the local school, which means now we'll mostly have Dr. Nikki taking his place every few weeks

with some exceptions when he's available. That happened. Tom grew two extra nipples. Right. Yeah. Nicole got her helicopter's license and what else? Stephen Schleiker now goes by Larry. I don't know. Larry Schleiker. Yes. Yes. Yeah, we're I have an intro sunbun for Dr. Nikki. It's just those annoying goats. Yeah, it's horrible. Goats. Can we combine it with the, you know, those speaking, speaking spells, not speaking spell, but the one that had the spinning arrow in the middle that would go the cow goes moo. And then you pulled the cord. The arrow would spin around and randomly pick another one. Oh, yeah. We need a goat one. We need a goat one for her as her intro. The cow goes moo. Oh, you know what? That's the first thing that comes up. It's just a cow though. Is this okay? Fisher price scene say. Yeah, good Jerry Tolbert had it.

Yeah, let's hear it. Quick. I think I have it. Okay, duck says go to the goat. Oh, sheep. No, he just flipped it over to the cat. This YouTuber was on his arrow was on the goat and he flipped it. He manually moved it off the goat. Sure. It's a, it's a weird. I don't remember. He's not the spinning arrow deal. It is, but it's got this like weird, weird back it up. It's like a collapsible. So watch this lands on sheep and then he turns it. Oh, oh, weird. I think kids today have some fancier stuff than they had. I'm kidding. We had effectively one, we had one wheel with whatever animals we had. These kids today, they got two whole sets, man. And it was right exactly. And we had a pull string. We didn't have a slot machine plastic handle. Yeah, I got to go find a better version of that.

The insinification of the CNC. We just went this thing. Everything gets shitty over time. Shrinkflation. Also bloat. Blotwares what that is. All right. Right, Blotwares. Landon, thank you for your message. Thank you also to the Bronco guy or the, I guess, chiefs guy. And that's not our look. We feel bad for you. The chiefs, you know, you're going to go ahead and go with the chiefs. You're four time winners or whatever they are. You can go to heaven. The big guy. That's boring. You probably also like Manchester United. And you probably also, you know, like the Chicago billboard. I like the birds, the birds. The billbirds. Yeah. Yankee's fan like what's going on? I do only like the Lakers. F off. Right. Y'all. Just kidding. We don't, we really like whoever that is. We're doing. I don't know. All right. We're going to get out of here now. FrogPants.com. Such TMS is our website. And you can find everything there. All right. Just go look for it. Once again, try out my drawings.com.

Would love to have you guys in there dinkin' around. Help me test this thing. Also. Yeah. My first bug is that my password admin thing is work. So I can't delete the penis yet. Oh, no. But I'll get there. Oh, no. I'll make it work later. And then, oh, and then there's new comics up every day all the time at newduck.com. There's one about death today. And there's one yes, no one I did before that was about the, the Kaiju and the Azific one. Yeah. People like that one apparently. Anyway, a lot of fun making these. Do check them out. Back when the internet was free and not trying to get you to sign up for shit or take your information or give you a bunch of cookies. It's just there to see cool shit. Like this podcast. All right. That's it. Brian, you got anything else before we go? No. No. New sound geography going up today, but I can't remember what the episode is about. Let's see if I have it in my, this is good audio right here.

Is Brian unpreparedly looking to see Kaiser chiefs maybe? I think possibly. So Kaiser chiefs, Kaiser chiefs might be going up on, might be going up on sound geography today. Keep an eye on it. Cheap trick just went up. I've never heard of Kaiser chiefs ever. That's new. You've, you've heard them. I predict a riot. Was there a big hit? I predict a riot. I predict a riot like 90s early 2000s Brit pop. We're continuing. I mean, they're still still around. Now I have to go check them out. It's not really good. I really enjoyed that. I feel like I got punk yesterday because I've been listening to first aid kit and, oh, yeah, they're great. They're really funny vocals. Oh, unbelievable. So good. Yeah. And their songs tell these great stories and there's just really something. I wish they do a new album. It's been a few years now. But anyway, I didn't know they were Swedish. Oh, I didn't know that either. Blue my mind. They're playing this song. It sounds like something of a Tarantino movie and they sound as American as you can get.

And I'm like, oh, man, these guys are great. Where are they? Oh, they're in Sweden and they're sisters and they're currently not making anything. Wow. Anyway, that's all fun and well. I know. Let's play a song now that we all want to hear. Well, let's, let's go to Ian. He's from Canada and you can tell because he says sorry all the time. He requests a great Canadian song by great Canadian band Blue Rodeo from Toronto covered by another great Canadian band, the Washboard Union from Vancouver. Last verse has a great line about a lake. Here is the Washboard Union and their cover of hasn't hit me yet.

It's just like going home. It's kind of like those sunsets to leave you feeling so strong. Hey, hey, I guess it hasn't hit me yet. I felt through this crack and I kind of lost my head. I stand transfixed before the street light. The question to snowfall on this cold December 9th. Never thought this could happen but somehow feeling's gone.

You got sick of a pattern and I got lost in this song. Hey, hey, I guess it hasn't hit me yet. I felt through this crack and I kind of lost my head. I stand transfixed before the street light. Watchin' the snowfall on this cold December 9th. Hey, hey, I guess it hasn't hit me yet.

I felt through this crack and I kind of lost my head. I stand transfixed before the street light. Watchin' the snowfall on this cold December 9th. Never thought this could happen but somehow feeling's gone. Hey, hey, I guess it hasn't hit me yet. I felt through this crack and I kind of lost my head. Into the waves of my heart. Of my heart.

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