TMS 3070: Whiff o' Duck

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1:02Cons said from hell's heart, I stab at thee. He was talking to Kirk, but it really could have been anyone of us. Think about that. Anyway, support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream, nothing like a pirate day. Listen all y'all, it's arbitrage! India's gross. Teeny, tiny parental advisory. Chia-ria. Shave off the fancy. Those balls only have records in them. Happy Earthwinden Fire Day. Unhygienic storage of dirty water. Headlab. Candle burnin' hippies. No fun without murder and human sacrifice. Be smirching entire nations. Spotting the nethical bodies with Dr. Nikki. It's good, but not funny, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Remember the last time you surprised your family by taking them out to dinner? But you ended up being the one surprised when you got your check? Fear no more. The Athens restaurant offers low prices, home-style cooking, specialty drinks,

2:04and imported wines and beers, all in a pleasant family atmosphere. Fortings, papa! The Morning Stream. It's only the thing on my nose and the hair piece. Everything else is fine! Hello and welcome to TMS. This is The Morning Stream. For Monday, September 21st, 2026, I'm Scott Johnson. That is Brian Emmett. Hi there! Hello there! Hello there! Hello there! Our new cadence for the year. The rest of the year will be like this. Yes, it was the only time like this. I'm so glad we missed a talk like a pirate day. Yeah. So glad it was on a day we don't do TMS. It was Saturday, right? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't even do anything pirate related that day.

3:04I did not do any talking like a pirate at all that day. I pirated nothing. I played no pirate video games. I did nothing like a pirate. That's perfect! And I like pirates. I do not do anything like a pirate day. Exactly, that's the new day. And I like pirates. I'm into the lore. I'm into the whole vibe of the pirate. But I don't want to have a day where we talk like it. Okay. I just don't want it. Yeah. And you all can have it. If you're out there, I don't know who was all into it last Saturday. There were probably people having parties. I don't even know. Who knows? More for you. You can have our share of the talk like a pirate. Take all of my pirate talk. That's right. Absolutely. That's good to see you all. We're here for a fresh week, fresh hot new week. As we roll into my gosh, October's right around the corner. It is. It's scary. Yeah. I don't like it. No, sorry. Tomorrow, we get the first day of fall, right? Or I guess the equinoxes tomorrow. Is that right? Seems early, but you're probably right.

4:06That sounds right. Wait a minute. Hold on. Yep. Is that tomorrow? Yeah. Okay. You get out there like a hippie and burn candles and stuff. I don't know what you do. What do people do? Your own version of midsummer is what you do. Yeah. Yeah. Minus the murder. Well, sure. And the human sacrifice and all that. Spoiler, I guess. Anyway, it's good to see you all. I would like to make a recommendation that I found on Reddit. A thing not to do. Okay. Even though you might say, well, hold on. Those are some of my favorite talented Hollywood types. As you can see here, there's a photo of Christopher Nolan flanked by Matt Damon on one side and a young Peter Parker, aka Tom Holland on the other side. And they're at this restaurant in Mumbai. It's 108 years old. So it's got some cred, right? Some time, some cred.

5:07At least some time. And as you can see here in this image, they're just chilling having those look like Turkish coffees or something. I don't know what those are. They do. Yeah. It says here in the headline, 100-naked-year-old Mumbai cafe where Christopher Nolan, Matt Damon, and Tom Holland had Chi. Oh, I guess it's a Chi. In July. Chi in July. Chi in July. That's fun to say. Chi lie. Chi lie. Chi lie. We have a new month or a new thing. Perfect. Let's do it. I like it. In July. And it just had its license suspended over unhygienic storage of dirty water. Sorry. Yeah. Unhygienic storage, comma, dirty water, cockroaches, and flies. Nice. Wonderful. Yeah. So don't go there. I hope you win. Has anyone checked on Nolan Damon and Holland? I mean, they all seem to be. I assume this was a meeting of a little Odyssey business. They were business have been filming out there, I guess maybe, or something.

6:07Well, see, July. Well, they're probably done in July, right? Oh, yes. Press junket. Oh, that's... Yeah. Yeah. Let me tell you something about Hollywood. Okay. So if I was in Hollywood, if I was a big time actor guy, or a producer or whatever, the press junket used to be way more US-centric. It's like you go to New York and you go to LA and you do the right. Right. Now you go freaking everywhere because the money is everywhere, right? So I feel like I'm trying to think what level you'd have to be. You'd have to be like Tom Cruise level, maybe, to get away with this. Maybe Harrison Ford. Maybe the scratcher spot's got. Don't scratch your spot. Yeah, almost tinnicked it right there. And then don't nick your spot. I wouldn't go to India. And let me tell you why. Okay. India's gross. All right. It's gross. Every time I see anything with India, it's people eating weird food off the ground that

7:08some guys mix in up with his bare hand. I'm telling you, I don't want to besmirch an entire nation. But I guess I am. I'm going to. I'm going to. I really, I can't do it. I can't eat there. I can't go there. It's just diarrhea on full blast. That's what that is. I think you're seeing... You're seeing like... Because I know what you're saying. There's a there's a. A Patreon that I subscribe to that is one of my favorite Patreon's. It is absolutely free. And you get these regular collections of videos that just there's there's some in there that just cracked me up for minutes after I watch them still laughing. And and you get to see kind of. The worst parts of third world countries. And you just kind of start assuming that. That the whole place looks like that. The whole place looks like that. Although in our chat room, that Mofika says, No, you're right. India's gross. Be smirch at all you want. I feel like if you if you're Tom Cruise, if you're one of these a list celebrities that does

8:10the press junk it and they come to India, you're going from the airport right to the four seasons. You you know, you may be passing through some of these areas. But. Oh my God, that looks so good. Whatever he is making looks so damn good. You can have the shits looking at his hands. Well, I use my hand when I'm cooking two scott I wash it beforehand. Yeah, but do you do it? We don't know a place he's wearing. Is he wearing gloves or is that just a wrist band? Okay. Yeah. All right. But I mean, I, you know, I reach in that salt thing that the smoke salt thing that Kim gave us and I get a pinch of salt and I drop it on the on my onions and peppers and stuff that I'm simmering or whatever. Do you pour it over your hand like that? Like the, if you have like a broth, do you go like, man, I'm going to go ahead and pour on my hand. No, I don't want to hear you. Does he, does he, does he, I don't like that point. He does pour it on his hand. And how is that about? He's filtering. It's hand filtered is what it is. Just diarrhea.

9:10Did you do a search for gross India street food? I just did Indian street food like basic. And I'm sure 100% sure I've seen shows. I've seen, you know, Anthony Bourdain or whatever. Sure. They go to these places and you're like, oh, okay, I could do that. Yeah, go to, they have restaurants. You can go to a restaurant. You don't have to eat on the street with people making food with their hands and stuff like that. Yeah, I don't know. I just, but I know my, I know my guts and I think I just suffer there, man. I think so too. I, there's, you know, that's an asked one. Oh, geez. They're feet. Yeah. Now you've, now you've searched for the worst. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure there's some, there's some culture. Oh, yeah, there you go. Oh, look at the fly. Yeah, there might be bees. Oh, God, whatever. I don't care what they're. I don't want them in my food. Yeah, what is this guy doing? What's, he's got his feet all in up in there. Oh, oh, cracked it. Pulled an egg out of his underwear. Yeah, and that egg had a, the egg was like a full bird in it.

10:14Not to mention the, took a drink and then sprayed it on the food. So, yeah, that's the worst of the worst. But, man, I mean, I think if you're a celebrity, if you're high enough on the celebrity list, you, you, you go to places that are much nicer, you end up going from, you know, like I said, the airport to the, the, I don't know, Marriott for seasons, omnihotels, whatever there is in, in India and, just don't go to the one Matt Damon went to. That's all. Just don't go to that one. Yeah, that's a little scary. Look at this guy. So, this is the worst. So, he's like, okay, we're cooking food, we're smushing it, we got hands. Okay, great. And then this guy's over here picking it up, but scratches his crotch. Fantastic. Oh, no. Oh, geez. Good stuff. No thanks. I'm good. Yeah. You can skip, skip, skip India for the trust. Yeah, I'm not, I'm just not going to go. And it's fine. Look, it can, it's a huge, populist place with lots of culture and interesting history and all that stuff, but I'm not going there to eat.

11:16No, I'm saying. For sure. Yeah. Although I do like Indian food. Yeah. Here, it's good here. Right. But if you, do you, would you worry if you went into the kitchen of a Salt Lake City Indian Food restaurant that is traditional and, and, you know, from, from a family that, that came here from India and you watch them in the kitchen and they're using their hands and stomping on bananas with their feet and, uh, I mean, yeah, you're not wrong. Like if I, there's, there's the potential for that behind those swinging doors. That, that's true. And the best Indian I've ever had was Indian food from an authentic family owned Indian place. I just don't know. I don't have any back room access. So I don't know what's going on back there. But for all I know, they're stepping on bananas. But we have, you know, they, they don't have the, uh, the, the guys who come around the food board safety group that puts the A, B, C plus signs in the window there. So we have the higher requirements and standards of where you keep, keeping your cooked food

12:19and your uncooked food together or your meats and vegetables in separate parts of your refrigeration system and all that sort of thing. So I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No offense to anybody. I know. Like in our chat, we have some folks with Indian heritage and I'll reach he bees. Reach out. Yeah, reach he be a hashtag defended. But I'd go to his house. No problem in a heartbeat. Yeah. He's a piece fine. It's not that it's not about anything other than I just, these are the videos. These what I have to go on. That's exactly that's, you know, I don't ever see somebody sitting on the street, you know, not stepping on food. Like show me somebody who's got really clean. Like we need to find video. Do it. We'll do a search sometime for Michelin star restaurants, India and find videos of like, you know, if there are Michelin star restaurants in India. Yeah. Good question, right? I don't even know. Yeah. Man, I was such a, I was such a naive person.

13:21I always thought, Michelin fancy because it is. It's like a big deal. Yeah. And you go, whoa, two stars at the, you got Michelin and you freak out when you hear this stuff. And then, and then somebody finally informed me that it was the same Michelin as the tire company. It is. Yeah. And that's through me. That doesn't. That made me go. This all came from the tire company. What the hell? He didn't even food out of tires. No, that's not what I mean. I understand that. And I understand that it started. It is like a promotional vehicle for them to go these are the places highest rated on your road trip using Michelin tires. Like that was kind of the original. Right. Right. Right. And it just cuts, it cuts the fancy off just a tiny bit. Just shaking it off. Yeah. It's like, oh, a tire company came up with it. Boring. That's lame. That's like going, oh, the highfalutin Coca-Cola tower. I don't know. Well, it's just like, look at, exactly. TV stress, I was just about to bring up Guinness book world records. Same. It comes from Guinness beer. Yeah.

14:22And that one also bugged me when I heard it. But at least that one matched up with like, oh, it's like a barbedo most like it's like great. Exactly like how many how many quarters can you can you balance on the interview elbow and then you've got to get this book over records. We just got the Guinness record. Very good. We should make a book. A brilliant weekend. And we could go worldwide. I miss those ads. I do too. Brilliant guys. The Terry Gilliam looking animation. Love those. Gosh dang, those were classic. Bring those back. Anyway, Brian, you printed something you wanted to show here. I did. I'll show this really quick. So, been experimenting with these little guys right here. This is a sticker that contains an NFC tag in it. Oh, interesting. Okay. And I can read and write NFC tags, a little phone app. So, what I did is I created Coverville 3D business cards that actually have the sticker

15:29buried inside it. You can kind of see the outline of it in there. And so, when you, you know, when I send out a 3D print of a, when my kyber crystal holders, I send one of these and then if you tap it, let's do it. Let's try it. Hold on a second. Yeah. I know it's like, we do this at the gym. That's how we get in. Oh, there we go. And then you get, it opens up to the Coverville 3D website. Nice. Yeah. See, there's other ways, people, than just, just given a card to somebody, you know what I mean? Right, exactly. So, I'll take a few of these. You know, I'm not going to give these to everybody at the craft fair. But if somebody is like, oh, do you do custom work, then I'll give them one of these and say, by the way, when you get this, I'm going to give them one of these. Just tap the bottom of it and it'll open up a new page. Tap it on your phone. On iPhone, it asks you. Yeah, you really want to open this?

16:30Yeah, it's because, and I've, and I've, not, I've seen, was it? You could, and I've seen, yeah. And I've seen, yeah. And I've seen, yeah. And I've seen, yeah. And I've seen, yeah. And I've seen, yeah. Can be sketchy, but they totally can. But Brian's not ripping off. I'm not ripping off, exactly. But if you, I think on Android, it just goes right to the page. I think you have to do an initial acceptance and then it will just work every time. I think it's how it works. Yeah, I'm sure that's it. Yeah. Well, that's cool. Yeah. Next time we're at any kind of event, I, I demand one. I want one. You will, you will 100% get one. Or next time I have to send you anything, I'll just include one of these in the box. So are they, I mean, how time consuming is it to print? Something like that. I can do 10 of these on the printer in about three hours. And plus, you know, they're multicolor. You can tell maybe if I hold it this way that like the printing is raised on the, on the white surface. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I like that. So it has to pause and then I go and I, you know, go around each one and go,

17:32Bork, Bork, Bork, Bork, Bork and stick stickers inside each one of them when it does its halfway point of the print. Love it. Yeah. That's awesome. You had a, you had a 3D printer weekends, what you did. I did. I really did. Yeah, design, design and print 3D stuff and did some stuff for Amy. That's already shipped. Nice. It's a really cool mechanical thing for her pottery wheel that like grips onto the sides of things. And when you rotate it, the little grippy guys go, and they, they grasp whatever's in the middle. That's cool. Really cool. Yeah, she found, found that online. So I didn't design it. I just printed it for her. Nice. I want to ask once my friends are for her. That's right. Yeah, it's time for Dunnoway. And how do we know that? We know it because of this. Whoops. That didn't, that's way too quiet. Here we go. Yes, that music signifies the arrival of one Brian Dunnoway is going to compete with me in a little game that Brian Ebbeid devised.

18:34And we, we welcomed him to the program now. Brian Dunnoway. Hello. Oh, hi, Scott and Brian. Hey, man. Oh, hello. How are you? I'm doing good, man. Do it good. Just, you know, another week, yeah, another week, another, another dollar or however, what's the phrase? Another day, another day, another day. They announced the, the rates yet. I don't know what the value of the dollar is. Yes. Maybe another fed raised interest rates last week. And so it's another day, another 18 cents. Another 18 cents, everybody. That's right. Get ready for eight dollar gas. All right. Hey, it's good to see. Actually, it was, it was, I saw gas at seven something in California, seven dollars, something. Seven really. Yeah. And I know, listen, I know people in like, I don't know where it is, Denmark or whatever, they're like, it's always like 20 here. What do you mean, HBAC? Right. Like, no, you got to understand we're used to like 354 max for his high. All right. I remember as a kid seeing dollar or something like they had, they had the pre printed one dollar on the signs and they would just change the last two digits.

19:36And you could go in shade and get it. Marry Spurilla. Yeah. Whatever. For a hot minute in my early married years, gas dropped to as low as like a buck 80. And it was glorious, man. I could fill up big. I could fill, I had a suburban for a while when the kids were little, I got a good deal on it. And we could fill that thing with gas for like 20 bucks, which at the time still seemed like a lot to me. That same tank today, it's like 90, yeah, 100 every time you fill it up. And you can hear it gulping gas as it drives down the road. Yeah. Poor old man shit I complain about. I'll bring it around and bring it around my daughter Zoe. She started working at a family friends gas station. She did come home and she says, oh, it is bad out there. She says people are like putting in three and $4 worth of gas.

20:37That doesn't get you very far, dude. That's like half a tank, not even that. Not even half a gallon in your tank. Right. Terrible. She's on the front line to see in that. Well, look, one day we'll all die. So it's fine. Just wait. We'll need gas. We won't need gas. We won't need gas. We won't need gas. We're going, buddy. We'll turn into gas, but it'll take a really long time. That's right. We're going to take it a long time. Let's explain this game and how it works. I'm very excited to play today. So Brian, have it taken away. Sure. Welcome to DoFrogs. Have brains. Account down style trivia game. I've got 20 questions across very subjects. Schooling science, art, entertainment, history, and more. Scan Brian reach can get 90 seconds to answer as many of these questions as they can. If you don't know an answer or want to skip to the next question, just say pass. Well, Scott's answering his questions. We're going to put Brian into a soundproof isolation booth. And the player with the most correct answers after 90 seconds wins the prize for their contestant. Those contestants have been pulled from our Patreon supporters at patreon.com slash TMS.

21:41Nice. Scott is playing for Brandon Bromley. Air Bromley. Bromley. Bromley. Okay. That's right. And Brian, you're playing for Matthew Bickert. Oh. Matthew Bickert. Matthew Bickert. Matthew Bickert. Matthew Bickert. Matthew Bickert. Matthew Bickert. Matthew Bickert. Matthew Bickert. Matthew Bickert. Game here, you guys are both logged in. Let's set Scott up as player number one. Brian, we're going to put the cone of shame on your head. I don't say that we get to do the thing. I'm going to say bye. Bye, bye now. All right. Well, let's you know when it's time to come back in. Scott, if you are ready, I've got the timer all queued up with 90 seconds. Let's hope this all works. All right. Ready to go. Okay. Here we go. Which word based on the Greek describes a larger group of islands? Oh, our, our, our petago. What was the name of William Shakespeare's wife? Cheryl. I don't know. What was the name of the first barber Taylor Bradford novel to feature the protagonist, Emma

22:44Hart? Emma. What term describes the simultaneous purchase and sale of an asset in order to profit from a difference in price? Pump and dump. Who wrote the evergreen? I say a little prayer together with Hal David in 1967. Oh my gosh. In the past. What present and extended a good neighbor policy to countries in South America, Central America and the Caribbean? Reagan. What is the only marsupial native to the United States? Oh my gosh. I did a Mitch McConnell. Created by Ruth Handler, which 12-inch follower of fashion has been every girl's best friends since 1959. Barbie. Who did Hugo Chavez refer to as the devil and in 2006 speech to the UN General Assembly? President George W. Bush. For which film did Stevie Wonder write the hit I just called to say I love you? Oh, uh, pass. What do you call the transition of a substance from a gaseous into a liquid state? Melt.

23:44Which TV chef wrote the naked chef? Oh, I'm, uh, I know, I know his name, that pass. Pumping and jessage or events in which Olympic competition? Oh, uh, I don't know. Holy shit. These were hard today. These were hard ones today. I just remember the name of the chef, shit. I won't say it, but. Okay. Kim loves that guy. Yeah. I like the stuff he does for, uh, for kids. He's like big on helping the kids. Yeah. And he ages really well. Like he was 12 when he started. Now he looks like he's, he's in his 60s, I think. But he looks 30 maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it does bastard. Um, by the way, I love that, uh, Mitch McConnell is the only native marsupial. I know. As soon as he dies, that's it. It's the last one. Yeah. Exactly. And I'm not sure he's alive now. No, no. He's just propped up with his mouth. A big old grin on his face.

24:45All right. Let's bring in Brian. Brian believes that somebody is following you. Oh, yes. Good one. Yes. Hello, Brian. Are you there? Does he know that that's to come back? He should. I hope. Sorry, my bad. I love that. I love that audio. That's pretty cool. Yeah. It's good. It's going to be a new one every week. It looks like so. That's an old one. I like that. That's an old one from a documentary they made years ago about kids with behavioral issues. It was made in the early 60s. Yeah. It was kind of before we knew how to define autism and parts of the spectrum where it was like extreme and, you know, there'd be like, finally kids and stuff. It's a pretty good forensic. It's only a forensic files guy, an area guy. I think it is that same guy. It's like a like a dish washing detergent crush. Billy's clothes won't come clean. Right. Exactly. All right. Brandon, you ready?

25:45It's a tough one today. That's only got three. You want to see if you can do better. I'm going to say pass a lot. All right. Let's do it. Okay. I'm going to start as soon as I finish asking the first question. Ready? Here we go. Here we go. Which word based on the Greek describes a larger group of islands? I don't know. Pass. What was the name of William Shakespeare's wife? Oh, and, and half the way. What was the first barba Taylor Bradford novel to feature the protagonist Emma Hart? Emma Hart. I'm a Hart pass. What term describes the simultaneous purchase and sale of an asset in order to profit from a difference in price? Liquidation. I don't know. Who wrote the evergreen? I say a little prayer together with Hal David in 1967. Pass. But president extended a good neighbor policy to countries in South America, Central America, and the Caribbean. JFK. What is the only marsupial native to the United States? Oh, uh, uh, that's awesome. What is added by Ruth Handler, which 12-inch follower of fashion has been.

26:46Every girl's best friend since 1959. Mini skirt, I don't know. What is. Uh, who did Hugo Chavez refer to as the devil in a 2006 speech to the UN general assembly? George Bush. For which film? Yeah, for which film did Stevie Wonder write the hit? I just called the sale of you. Uh, uh, pass. What do you call the transition of a substance from a gaseous into a liquid state? Um, um, evaporation. TV chef wrote the naked chef. Uh, Tommy jumping and massage or events in which Olympic competition. Uh, full vaulting. The Mediterranean Island of Cyprus is geographically part of which continent. Pass. We tied it up, maybe I want to I want to get a quick judges thing with, um, who did Hugo Chavez referred to as the devil in a 2000 speech to the UN General Assembly. Should I have said more specific because you said George Bush.

27:49Oh, is it instead of George W? I think you mentioned you meant you meant junior though, right? Yeah, I meant junior. Yeah, I mean, I think personally, I think that one's all right. I apologize. Yeah, I should have said junior. I never forget about senior. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's go with the rest of these. Got this first one, which word based on the Greek describes a larger group of islands. Archipelago is correct. Although you said archipelago or something like that, but I decided to give it to William Shakespeare's wife is indeed and half the way she's never aged. I saw it. Yeah. Crossword puzzle. Leake, I read that recently. Yeah. Yeah. Emma Hart's first novel was a woman of substance arbitrage is when you simultaneously purchase and sell an asset to arbitrage from a difference in price. Um, I say a little prayer was written by Bert Bacharach. I say a little prayer for you. Yeah. You had the wrong, you had the wrong presidential three initials. The one that extended a good neighbor policy to South America's Central American. The Caribbean was FDR. Oh, dammit. Okay.

28:49All right. Possum is correct. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Barby is every girl's best friend. Uh, Stevie Wonder wrote. I just called the sale of you for the wonderfully bad. No, just bad. The woman in red featuring, uh, Oh, we're. I am. She's wilder and what's her now? She's wilder and the weird science gall. Yeah. Yeah. She was very naked in that. She was very naked in that. Um, remember that, uh, when a substance goes from gaseous to liquid, it is condensation. Oh, condensation. Tangit. Jamie Oliver. Yeah. Exactly. I was trying to say it backwards. Jamie Oliver is the answer. I knew it as soon as we stopped. Piss me off that I couldn't get that in the time in the moment, but whatever jumping in the, uh, Dr. Joshua, you do that with the horses, the equestrian competition in the Olympics. And the Mediterranean Island of Cyprus is part of Asia. You might be inclined to say, you're because it's off the, it's off the coast of Greece or it looks like it's all right. I would say congrats to Dunnoway for getting to the extra question because I didn't get to that one.

29:50I, I ended sooner than that. Yeah. All right. So real quick, uh, need to come up with a, I've got a tiebreaker for you. I had an idea for one. Let me see how quickly I can, um, uh, we so rarely land on a tie on this one. I know. And I don't want to use a high low. I don't have some fun with this one. So, um, yeah, that's stupid. That's not fun at all. I get mad. I mean, we'll come back to that, but we'll do that next week. Next time there's a tie. But I want to have you guys go back and forth and name as many bloom house, uh, productions franchises as you can come up with. Okay. I like the way, way, way, way, so, yeah, yeah, I get it. Franchises, the franchises, you know, like two or more movies. How's that? Yeah. So it can't be one then that's not a franchise. That's not a franchise started. How about one you think might be one? That's right. Uh, if you repeat or if you take more than three seconds to come up with an answer,

30:52the way he goes to the other person. Okay. All right. I like this a lot. I like it. Um, we'll begin with Scott. Okay. Uh, okay. Uh, and do I have a timer to do this in or three, three seconds? Okay. So when do you start just? No. Okay. Uh, Blair rich project. Uh, uh, uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I get it now. I get it now. It took me a sec. Go ahead. No, um, okay. Spurge. All right. Back over. Okay. Back to the brain. Oh, uh, uh, in cities. Okay. Back over to Scott Friday Friday night. Friday night. Friday night lights. Very good. That's interesting. And think about that. Brian three seconds, Brian. Uh, uh, Joe, uh, brain did. Scott wins. Paranormal activity. I had an paranormal activity. Don't come at. Very good. Yep. You could have also said Megan, black phone, happy death day.

31:55I said Megan did say Megan. Oh, did you say Megan? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, uh, let's see the creep franchise. I don't know what that is. Yeah, it's like, yeah. Um, oh, this found footage paranormal activity said in city. As you said, sinister, um, happy death day Halloween franchise from 2018 forward. Oh, that's good. Yeah. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Yeah. Black phone, Megan five nights at Freddy's and that's about all the ones I probably got. It's pretty much all of them, right? That's pretty much all of them. Yeah. Yeah, speak no evil sequel, right? The one with, um, I still haven't seen it, but I know it's them. The James McAvoy one where he's like a weirdo on vacation. Oh, yeah. They didn't know they haven't. That was really good. Yeah. They didn't make two of those, right? There's just one of those. Just one of those. Yeah. Well, there you go. I, you know what? You know what? I mean, my guy get, we get a victory pickle. You get a victory pickle. And congratulations. Congratulations. Done away. Oh, what a shame. What a shame. What a shame.

32:55What did our winners get or losers get? Absolutely. Brandon is getting a copy of Newstar GP and welcome to Elm, uh, Chrissy of Judiper and, uh, Matthew Baker for coming in second place. You get Dr. Livingstone, I presume, reserved, reversed escape room. So I used to try to escape into a room if I'm understanding that. Correct. That's a weird idea. That sounds kind of cool. I like the sound of that. Yeah. Um, man, that new escape room too or whatever it's called, the sequel to the popular escape room game on steam is so good. Every time I think about that game, I go, oh, Brian, it should be playing that F and game. I totally want to get that. Yeah. So good. It's called again. It's called a scaper room. I think it's just a scaper room too. Like they took the full name escape room. Is it right? Hold on, steam. Let me see if this is right. Yeah. Oh, sorry, escape. No, is it a scape simulator too? That might be it. Uh, that's it. Escape simulator too. Yeah, I did VR support, not that that matters, but the game is perfectly playable

33:57without it, but it's really fricking good. Oh, wow. And it's on sale for the next seven days for $13.99. Oh, it is. You can play it on Mac. I wonder if you can play it on Meta. Uh, probably if you plug it into your PC or your Mac, it will work in that regard. I don't think they have. Well, they may have it built into the Meta. I don't know. They might. But uh, it's very, very good and hard. I can even get the bundle for one and two for $21. So for, for an additional seven bucks, get both of them. And also, it has a really cool co-op mode if you want to play it that way. Uh, so we could totally stream something if you did it. And then if you wanted to play a bunch of stuff other people make, it has mod support. So people make puzzles and stuff. It's really cool. Yeah. Really great game. First game is great. Second game is like freaking peak. Uh, anyway, but done away. Good job. I'm gonna make your Wednesday to try all this again. And we'll see how that goes, you know, it's gonna go great. It's gonna go great. Kiss our butts. All right.

34:57He's out. That'd be the end of that. That's it. That's as much of that as we can handle. No, that's it. So if you thought that was cool, guess what? This is even cooler right here. Ah, if you're like, wait a minute, that's not Bobby's usual intro. Here's the news, everybody. I don't know if we have shared this publicly or not, but Bobby got a job as a teacher, a science teacher at a local school district. Perfect. And as a result, I know it couldn't be more perfect, right? Yeah. Yeah. Um, amazing. I would love to be those kids in that class. That would be very cool. No kidding. But we have been for every, every third Monday for the last several months. We've been those kids. So, so to fill in, we have the currently international, because she's not here in the state. She's not currently in her, her, her new home. Of Alabama, she's, she's abroad right now. And I don't mean she's a lady like they'd say back in the 30s. But she is and it's Dr. Nicky and she's here. She's here.

35:57Ah, look, she's here now. Hello. Hi, how are you? What's that hat? I like this hat. Ray, it's an awesome. There's a lot of layers to this get up. The buries because I'm in France and the makeup that makes me look dead is because I'm going to talk about dead bodies. Yeah. Very good. On technical tea. I love this. On technical tea. Like directly after this. So we usually do weird makeups. Oh, this is perfect. I'm glad that we could do this on that day because you guys are always doing face stuff. And it's, it's a nice trick because on the one hand you guys are just having fun. But on the other hand, it is kind of a draw to go. What are you going to do next week? It is. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. I thought you were going to talk about prints. Yeah. So you're going to talk about prints as a zombie with the makeup because you're wearing a blueberry beret. Yeah, exactly. I could work that in. Yeah. We're good. So in France on a, what do you call it when you, when we originally talked about this? What's it called? It's like a fellowship or something. Oh, it's like a sabbatical. Like right now I'm at my parents house, but we're on our, I'm on my way to Austria. I'll be in Austria next week for my fellowship or sabbatical, whatever you want to call.

36:59I love the look at this place. It looks like I know 1970s. It's a former duck barn where they used to make fagra. Oh, I can't imagine how you ended up in the, in the industry you ended up in. You grew up in a duck farm. Right. A duck barn. It's also probably as you go up those stairs, if you don't duck, you're going to hit that wooden beam that goes across right above the, and people have the, the, the, the, Woody have a vacation stay in France. This is the house you would be sure. That's a wonderful guest house. And this is where I recorded. I know it's echoey, but no, it's so cool. It's so cool. Does it still smell like ducks at all? I get a little duck with. No, but when we, Jack hammered out the floor, it's the worst, one of the worst ammonia smells I've ever smelled. Oh, gross. Well, it's like the better neat in an India. All right. Hey, that's a whole other story. Let's, let's get to this. Now, we're very happy that you're not only willing to do this, but, you know, going, swapping scientists for a, for a month, you're an actual scientist, by the way.

38:01Bobby just follows. Well, well, Bobby is very good at science communication. And if I better than me in a lot of aspects, I'm not going to bring you any physics or very few space topics. You have to call Bobby back up for that. And I'm not replacing Bobby. I'm just, you know, stepping into his warm seat while he uses his hair to train children for good. Well, he freaks them all out because all they know is Jesus at home. And then they come to that school and they're like, ah, Jesus is cool today. All right. He just had a turn, water, and a wine. Cool. So we've had this question for, I'm Jesus and I'm dead body. There you go. We're doing opposites. You're the three days later in version. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get out of the stone. One of the things that's come up recently was this trip me and Kim made and Brian years ago made to this Audities Museum, the travels around the country here. Oh, yeah. And it was super fun. We had a great time. But there was a lot of chatter behind the scene from discord and other places where people are like, oh, I've heard sketchy things about how they source stuff or vet, uh, distribute, or, um, people that come and do booths and they don't really know where

39:04the, where the animals or the carcasses or the stuff to not all on the up and up blah, blah, blah. And it was a humane sourcing time. Yeah. And my vibe while I was there was that a bunch of this was great. And then a couple of them were just like, something was sketchy. Like this one smells weird or this one like the guy running it looks like some's just up. Like I couldn't put my finger on it. And you got to look like that to sell the merchandise. Yeah, that's true. Like I look today. That's true. But you and they did, by the way, everybody had like makeup like that and everybody was, okay, I got a quick question about cosplayers and or the emo community. No judgment for me, but those who were like permanently sad, those people, it wasn't, not permanently sad, but they're, their whole vibe is like the cure mid 80s cure. You know what I mean? Emotional. Emotional. The, is there a powder going on or are they that white? That's the question. Oh, that's foundation. That's white. Okay. So they are putting on some kind of, that's what the Kim told me that.

40:04And it just, some of them look natural like corpse paint. Okay. Yeah. All right. There you go then. Thank you. Well, good luck to that community and may they all not watch South Park. They love that. They really get ripped on in there. Anyway, let's get to it. Tell us more about that world and how do you know if something like that's okay to be given your, your money or your time to? I can go a lot of different directions with this. So I as a hobby, I'm like pretty into taxidermy and stuff like that. So in terms of ethically sourcing that we can talk about, I was going to focus on where do we get dead bodies for stuff? Whether that's, you know, you're going to med school and you got to do disections, which I've taught some of those classes or you're at the Audit D's expo. I've actually been to the New York version. So I've seen those, those booths. And they famously in 2021 did a live, disex, or not live live, dissection of a dead body. A human body. And then there was, yeah, human body and there's controversy about that body. So I was going to talk about that. And then also like historically, where did we get dead bodies?

41:05And the answer is it's very complicated and a lot of it's unethical. So pick a direction. Okay. So I really, I didn't even think about this aspect of it. I think it's one thing to find a goat on the road and say, well, we're going to dress this up and take it to the con, you know? But it's a whole other thing to say, grandpa wants to get dissected up at the university or whatever. And I've always been curious about that too, because when I was in art school and taking art courses, part of my life drawing course was a whole, I wasn't a semester, a quarter, whatever they called it, a unit where we had to go to the University of Utah Medical Center. And they would bring out cadavers. And we, and they would, I can't remember if they let us do much of this. I mean, we did get to go poke around, but basically they'd, they'd have people with like flayed open muscle tissues. So you could see structure of muscles. We had to memorize bones, muscles, tissue types, all that stuff. Exactly. It felt like a medical class and the whole goal was just to make

42:06us more anatomically knowledgeable. So when we were drawing people, we knew what we were doing. And I remember being fascinated by that. I'd walk in there in the whole place smelled like formaldehyde or whatever. Yeah. They remember they had a vat. Mr. President, my company told me of the explosion on our rig on October 2nd, causing massive water displacement and triggering the tsunami. They all heat the blame on me. Tom Cruise is digger goddess into the specimen and digger is going to dig a top. Some of the director of Birdman and the Revenant. What would happen if I stopped? You stole the freeze to death. That's what with great power comes great deniability. I'm not the earth. Digger, see the tree long. Only years until we're second rated are under 17 out of mid without parent. Flip is your home to win this football season. Think your cubies throwing for 300 yards? Flip right he is running back, finding the end zone. Flip. Yeah, pick two or more players and go over under on their stats, passing yards, rushing yards, catches, touchdowns. However, you football, there's a way to flip it.

43:07New customers get a deposit match up to $250 plus bonus catch on every flip and deposit. Damload flip, use promo code steel must be 18 plus no purchase necessary void. We're prohibited restrictions applied play responsibly. See get flipped on comp for eligibility terms and full promotion rules. I think sure I remember this right. So I'm not just yeah, it was heads. They had a vat of human heads. Oh God. They probably had the head lab coming up that week. Yeah. They probably did. That's the how you prepare it. That is a thing. Right? You you because you're studying, but cranial when you do when you teach the anatomy court, let's let's dive into how do you get bodies for not me? Let's do that aspect. Right. So, okay. So, first of all, if you want to donate your body to science and to something like that, you have to go university by university and like contact their program because everyone does it differently. And you should do it before you die like ahead of time because you have to notarize some papers. So just keep that in mind. It's not a super easy process.

44:09I love the idea that you don't you do it. Yeah, you need to do it before you go before you die. Yeah. Don't like make your children do it after you're dead because it is a whole thing. But if you do it, then they like select you, right? Because let's say you died of COVID, they maybe don't want the students dissecting the COVID body, but so that you'll get like selected. And then they'll preserve you in formaldehyde. So that's done through like injection through all the veins and that just fixes all the cells in a specific state. So it doesn't decompose. And then how will teach the course is kind of section by section. So we'll do like limbs. And then the next week is like internal organs. And then the week after might be like head and neck anatomy. And so we'll kind of as we go, dissect out each section and then like cover it back up and then next week you do neck. And kind of just focus on that as like a module. So. Okay, so if how I put this, what is the commitment of the of the institution at that point? Like it. We have a yeah, so they'll they'll like preserve the body.

45:11Yeah. And then the desk, the section will happen. And then once the course is over and the body no longer has uses, which sometimes like I've done something called a pro section was a professional dissection. We're all prepared out something like a spine. And you can keep that for multiple years if you keep it like well saturated and for maldehyde. If it's a really good example, like let's say someone has some interesting morphology like a spinal fusion or something, you can keep that for a long time. By the way, I hope nobody's eating their breakfast. I forgot to give it a warning. This is making me hungry. Is that weird? Is that weird? Yeah, I'm actually hungry now. I always tell my students eat before dissection class because if you start feeling hungry while you're dissecting, your brain is a little bit like, the puts you on a list when you do that. Exactly. But anyway, when you when you finish the second body, you then can get cremated and they return the ashes to the family. And there's also every year at the beginning of an anatomy class, a big celebration, a kind of like honoring the people who donate their bodies. And it's actually really nice. I've been to a few of them and they have candles for everyone. And it's it's really respectful actually. So it's it's kind of like an honorable thing to do. Okay.

46:12But that is the ethical way to get bodies is when people donate them. And they're what tell me what the an ethical give me an example of how in a modern time like now like I don't as far as I know nobody's sneaking around in the woods with some body they found in the swamp or you know what I mean like there's there's probably modern unethical ways to do it. Tell me how that works. Well, yes. So like back in the day, the grave robbers would like rob graves to get corpses for scientists to do dissection like once it was legal, but there wasn't enough bodies. They would also use unclaimed bodies. So like no one knows who they are and they died. That happens not in the US anymore, but a lot of other countries still do that. The Johns and James goes. Other countries. Yeah, yeah, like Jane does and in other countries they'll also use prisoners. And that's what happened in have you guys ever been to bodywork? So wait, you said the product you said pro section before a prisoner would be a con section. Hey, that's good. You like that? I came up with that just now on my own.

47:13All by myself, mom. That's really good. Yeah, I mean, it's not funny, but it's unethical. Like it's a very serious topic. No, no, no, it's good. Yeah, no, I get it. We're a morbid crew here. So whatever. Yeah. But if anyone's been to like bodyworks or one of those, a lot of bodies, the exhibit. Yeah, I've never been to that. Tell me about tell me about that because you have to be very specific about what you donate yourself for for that thing, right? Well, so those are executed Chinese prisoners. Sure. I don't know if it's specifically bodyworks, but one of them, yeah, when I was post-talking in New York, we all wrote like all the anonymous wrote a letter of like, don't go to this because it's unethical. So that was fun. And those are plastinated. So there's a special technique where you like cut slabs and you kind of through multiple chemical solutions dip them so that they become almost plastic. And that's how they preserve them for that. I know, is that pretty much a permanent process?

48:13Like that body will never be anything but a stiff plasticky dude. Yeah, it's almost like resin. If you're except like you couldn't actually just dip it in resin because it would like rot on the inside. But you know, the people have put like a hot dog in resin. It's kind of that. Oh, really? Oh, I've never even seen that. The years that you would rot from the inside. But yeah, the so interesting. I've seen the bodies, the exhibitioner or bodies. It came through Denver. And you did get some of that, right? Like you had the plastilined, as I was it was called. Plastinated. Plastinated bodies that had, they were like in slices like you described. Then there were others that looked like they were in encased in glass slices. And it was that resin slicing kind of thing. Yeah. That's crazy. It's a cool exhibit. It's just I don't know, you know, I don't want to slander anyone. There's some of them that are off brand that are unethical. So do you? So, like a, like a, like a, like a team-o version of that show coming through your town kind of thing? You know what I mean? Like, you know, when there's like an exhibit and it's like the Vango experience,

49:15and it's just like a projector in a room, it's, I guess it's the equivalent of that, but it's the on F-O version. So is it? Okay. I always heard that a lot of colleges, maybe even high schools, you have like a science class or you know, a biology class or something where there's a skeleton in there. That they can refer to and point to and hear the bones and here's your humorous and here's your thing and all that. And that those are often very unethically sourced. Where do you even get that sort of thing? Yeah, because I was going to talk about human bones. So in something like the Audities Expo, you don't know where those bones are coming from from the human stuff specifically. That's what I'm always looking at. Human and pet remains are illegal unless like, okay, maybe, no one's donating their body to get sold at the Audities Expo. So it's either a historical specimen or bought from a different country. Okay. The historical specimens are historically unethical. There are certain universities, maybe or maybe not the one that I work for,

50:16that use their archaeological specimens as their teaching skeletons in the past, meaning Native American skeletons in this specific instance. And there's others that it's, they buy the skeletons from producers in other countries. It's most of the time India or China. And they don't really tell you where the bodies are from, but someone did some looking into it. And it was also like prisoners. So a lot of the historical ones are prisoners. And that's why people are moving to like plastic replicas because a lot of those historical ones are unethical. That being said, like, they're here now. So like, don't throw them away. Like, okay, they came from a bed. Unless it's an ancestor, in that case, you should repatriate it. But if it's like, well, we bought it from a company and it's here. Yeah. Or I found it under my floorboards 50 years ago. And then, and it still used, yeah, you may still want to, yeah, you may want to close the cold case, but like, you're not going to throw that stuff out or burn it or whatever, right? Or maybe it do. And that's actually what happened for that deception in the Audit Dezexpo is that they had, they bought a human body from a like third provider basically.

51:21And it was someone who had donated it to science and it got bought by this like company that sells body parts, quote unquote for science, and who sold it to the Audit Dezexpo. And that person hadn't given their consent for an expo to get dissected. So that was like a big controversy. Yeah, I've never seen that on anyone's driver's license. I hear by Bequeath, my body to the Audit Dezexpo coming through town. That'd be weird. I mean, so I can see some of the weirdos doing it, but that guy specifically hadn't done it. No, no, he did not. So, all right, so I have a rib bone here somewhere. I wish I, I wish I had a thought to bring it up. What? Yeah, I have it or well, it's supposedly human. Just from a trip to Apple. I would love to see it. Yeah, I don't know where it is. I don't know where it is over there. I'd have to dig through all that crap. But it's, I'll find it for the next time we talk, but it basically is supposed to be a rib bone of a person. And it was supposedly, yeah, about that big. A little that's human size. Yeah, and it's curved like, you know, I don't know.

52:21I don't know what that, okay, for all I know this is a freaking gorilla bone or a donkey. I have no idea. I have no idea. The gorilla would be problematic. Yeah, that would be bad. Here's the problem. I think I got it at a, like at a garage sale or something. Somebody's had a stuff and they said human rib five bucks. I'm like, sweet. Because I was a dumbass in my 20s and I didn't know any better. Well, I've kept it all these years. So my question is, am I harboring an unethically obtained probably some dudes rib? Yeah. Oh, that's what you do. I'm sending a picture and I'll tell you what species it is. So, okay. When I go to garage sales, I always look out for this stuff. I look out for human bones and I look out for like animal. Oh, it's not weird at all. But go ahead for some time. So like, hey, that's, this is a game I play. Like, find something dead. You're always something good. You look for tiny things that are super large. You look for large things that are super tiny. Scott, I mean, you know, we all have our things. Exactly. And Brian looks for like old Spider-Man. So I do. And tiny things of their record.

53:22And I'm like, I'm a spicy girl's memorabilia. So, but then, but no one, you don't like walk around with the people on the gag over. How are you doing? Doing good. Do you have any bodies or unethically so- No, I can, I can spot them from my all the way. Okay. I got the eyes. All right. So yeah, I'll send you a picture of that. In thrift stores. Like, and you can tell when they're real. Honestly, if they're very, very detailed, they're real. Because usually the replicas are not as detailed. And that case, honestly, honestly, the, the right thing to do is either turn it into the police. And they'll probably not never do anything with it. Or like, bury it. But like, I personally don't feel comfortable having human remains in my collection. Some people are okay with it. It's kind of a personal choice. It's rare that it's ethical. And if you think about the person who donated their body. In this case, it probably came from some med students skeleton that they bought. They probably didn't want like a random collector to have it. So it's kind of like depends on your ethics. I'm not going to like shame anyone for doing it. I personally wouldn't do it.

54:22I will. Yeah, I'm Brian. I'll do it. I'll do it for you. Yeah. I'll stir 10 bodies in his basement. That's right. Yeah, just wait and just wait for them to finally pass out. So, hey, y'all doing over there. You guys all right? So, uh, why, um, what's it going to say about that? Oh, you're like a white hat hacker. Is what you're like because you're like into the thing. What's that? Well, so white head hackers are like hackers that will hack things to then go to the companies they hacked and say, by the way, you have a serious villain ability here. Uh, I'm letting you know way before anybody else has hacked it. So they're like kind of Robin Hoodie a little bit that way. And that's kind of like you. You're out scoping out garage sales for dead things. But except when I see something in a human, I go, oh no. Oh, right. And I'm doing all the paperwork that has to go with that. And the same happens like my partners in archaeologists, but he specifically is looking for animal bones. If they happen to find a human bone, you got to call a lot of people. So we don't want to find the human bones, but when you do find them,

55:24you got to, you know, take care of it. You got a lot of, you got a lot of uh, goat stuff around though, right? A lot of goat heads and goat bones on that. I have a goat skull. I actually now that I'm back in Europe, I'm, I'm with my European collection because I can't bring that overseas because of regulations and stuff. I got a cat skull in my. Oh, yeah. See, I think if someone busted in your place with that cat signed its papers before it died. That's right. Full of the choice it made. Yeah. But no, like if if somebody came into your, let me just ask you this, if somebody walked into that today without any context, would you work, would you suddenly be, oh, let's, we got to figure out what's going on. You know, would you be suspecting some way? I'm good as far as paperwork goes because I know all the laws. So I wouldn't be worried about that. If I'm, I'm also not worried about people being like weirded out because I don't care what people think. So I don't know if that was your question. Well, no, I, it's easy to say like, I'm a biologist. The people who are collectors who are not biologists, they have more explaining to do than I do. Yeah. Oh, for sure. Without a doubt.

56:25Like this rib, I have some explaining to do. Yeah. My explanation is simple. I honestly thought at 20. Please find it and send me a picture because I want to make sure it's not here. Yeah. If you come back, if you come back and sell this, it's like a doberman or something. I'll be, I'll be relieved. I mean, I won't be happy that a dog, you know, all that, all that aside. There's still some barbecue sauce on the side. That's normal. Oh, we decided to use all the buffalo, if you know what I'm saying. All right. Well, this is fascinating. I barely know much about this world and, and, and what it involves. And this doesn't even touch, obviously, on the whole, how are the animals acquired for something like the audio audities thing. But I mean, animals, it's the same thing. It's like, either it's roadkill. In which case, I feel like paperwork wise, that's the most ethical. Obviously, the animal suffered, but like, you're recycling at the end of the day. That's how I see it. Most of my collection is roadkill. Or it's like farmed animals, and like, I don't know, like, mink or something, and you recuperate the bones,

57:25or you have a deal with, with a producer or a hunters or something. And then worst case, it's illegal specimens, which I have also seen at Audities Expo. And I'm like, I hope you have a permit for this. You're always looking out for anything marine, cat and dog, and things from Africa generally are illegal. So if I'm a professor of biology, I run the department at some university, and I really need to have full blown human skeletons, or even animal skeletons. Is it reasonable to just do replicas to just get printed? Boneclones.com. They're my best friend. Boneclown. Hold on. Oh yeah, they have great sales. And this isn't a Star Wars porn site. Is it? I'm just making sure it's not for bone clones. It's right. See, there it is again. That's comedy for you. Watch out. Yeah, I like that. I like that. All right. Oh yeah, bone clones. And I forget the other one. The Bone Museum, I think, they're up in, I'm really bad at American states, but the state that looks like a pot.

58:26I'm going to get a little home. Oh my god. They're really good quality. Okay, so these are, they look real. So these are all just replicas. These are like good for like teaching quality. I really like look at the size of that short face bear skeleton fake. You could buy this a little tiny lady. It looks like Colonel Sanders, but I guess. Oh bones on skeletons unlimited is the other one. And they're kind of a friend of the tadpole because I think dreadnacks like lives near there. And they have a cat and his name is Mr. Bones and it's a museum and that place is also great. So if you want recommendations for where to buy your bones. Should I stay away from the site brains bones and beyond? Is that that one's not that one? I don't know that one. Brains bones and beyond. If you can buy brains. Good luck to get into the unethical territory. A raccoon skull, sorry, Bobby Ann, if you're hearing this, is a hundred and seven bucks. That doesn't seem crazy to me. But that big tall bear one, 21 grand. Yeah. Yeah, that's a big skeleton. If you just want a human. If you want a human, about three grand for a good one.

59:30Yeah. The med students generally have to shell out about three grand for a nice one. It doesn't. It doesn't come with the lady wearing the suit that Randy deluxe wore in her tacky. No, unfortunately not. That's a real shame. With the Colonel Sanders. Yeah. Oh, and this saber tooth is cool. How much is this? This is under 400. I could put that on my desk. Those are all ethical because they're just like the resin. They're just resin prints, right? Or resin that way. If you want real bones that are relatively ethical, skulls unlimited is your place to go. All right. Shout out. I'm into all this. Why am I just 3D print you something? Just let me know what you want. There you go. You can also 3D print. I love I'm a big skull guy. I'm a fan. Well, actually Brian, for the 3D printing, a lot of museums have high quality scans of a lot of their skeletons. So if you want to see a new one. They'll be online. You can download. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're like open source. I think even the Smithsonian has a good like 3D model resource website. So I mean, the only thing about it at that, at the odd at these expo is this little blue guy. He's just a sculpture. But it's a slightly anatomically incorrect.

1:00:32Oh, very much. Yeah, very exaggerated. The bones are a bit. But sculpture. Sculpture. Trap. Their name is even punny, Brian. It's a skull of hard rocks. Nice. Yeah. And they carve all their crap out of stone. Anyway, well, Nicky, this has been enlightening and also super fun. And I think you'll do, I think you'll fit the Bobby's size seat just fine. For the weeks he's not here. I think you're best. And it's also a weird time there. Like, what time is it in France? Like night time? It is like 6 p.m., which is like, when I'm not usually active. So I'm doing my best. But we're recording a technical T right after this. So I'm like, hyping myself up. You guys can like, rate us if you want. Yeah. Yeah. We're doing our monthly episode. And the theme is tech vampires and science zombies. And you'll just have to go listen to find out. Nice. Guys need to check this new show out. It's fantastic. Tell people where to get the podcast if you don't mind.

1:01:32Like technical T dot show on everything. Nice. Dot show, man. That's awesome. Yeah. You kind of have to do that now. Everyone will be your show. I'll be extra for that. Yeah, I know. I hate that. You know what I paid for core.show. I don't want to talk about it. Because I don't make enough. There's not enough revenue from core stuff to justify it. Oh, no. Really. Yeah. I don't know why the dot shows are so expensive. It's stupid. And to have a four-letter one, I really, I don't know. It's not like there's a country called show that gets all the revenue. I know. I'm not like a TV. Like a two-ballu. Yeah. I'd go to a show called the show. I'd go there. I'd visit show. You go to a show called show. Yeah. And I bet they don't, in the country called show, they don't make three on the grand out. There we go. Thing. All right. Well, there you go. Hey, Nikki, thanks for hanging with us. And, uh, made. Thanks for having me. France be continued to be the beautiful and gorgeous place that it is. I don't know why I'm saying that. Bye now.

1:02:32All right. She's up. Well done. Well done, everybody. All right. We are going to take our leave. But here's how we're going to do it. We're going to remind you that frogpants.com slash TMS exists. You want to make a song request? You want to do whatever. It doesn't matter what you want to do. It's all there listed. Ready for you to click. It's the internet. Damn it. Frogpants.com slash TMS. Use it. And, uh, there are a bunch of shows coming up. We got, uh, one o'clock today, me and Carter doing the Monday show. So the other TMS happening then, uh, please come and join us. And, uh, yeah, I think we could raid her and her stuff right after this. Yeah. Yeah, let's do that for sure. I should have asked her as technical T their Twitch account. Switch that. She's still in chat, so she will be able to tell us. Let's find out real quick. She says yes. Oh, there it is. She's currently offline, but they will be going here shortly. So you've got 15 minutes. Watch for that everybody. One last thing we got to do is maybe, I don't know, play music. I guess. Well, okay. How about this one right here?

1:03:33Jeff Froden. My name is Jeff. Uh, this is a good day cover master and his sidekick. Nice. Sometime last year, I shared a cover album called Thoughts that Float on a Different Blood by Dustin Kensrew on your TMS PM. Ask Twitter segment. That takes me back. Oh, I'm curious if you ever got around to listening to it. So if you did, could you please play a song of your choice from that album? If you haven't listened to it yet, I recommend the track down there by the train. If you can't do either of those options, then you can play a random song of your choice. Africa, I guess. I don't give a shit. And it is fine. Thanks, guys. Frogpants for life. That's awesome. I love John. I don't give a shit. Yeah. That's the best, uh, best response. No, I did get that album and it's really good. Covers of Leonard Cohen, Bruce Springsteen, counting Krozi. Does a great cover of Round Here. Miley Cyrus's Reckingball Radiohead's Creep. Like it's excellent. Now, the next year, he released more thoughts that float on a different blood.

1:04:34And it was just two songs. And one of those songs, I love so much I'm playing it right now. This is hide and seek. The image in Heapsung that you know because it's got all the that weird vocal processing, harmony. What you say. Yeah. That one. That's great song. That's the one. I always think of that. Andy Sandberg parody of some tween TV show, where they keep playing, you know, as everybody comes into the room and gets shot. Oh, you'll see. That's it. Yeah. But Andy Sandberg did this great like parody of that where somebody walks in and goes, oh my god, what have you done? And then that person gets shot and they goes, what you say. That's great. I don't think I ever saw that. I should see it out. Oh, it's really, really funny. Anyway, hearing it done with an acoustic guitar and and Dustin's really, you know, incredible voice, it changes and turns it into a whole different song, which is exactly what I like. Here is hide and seek by Dustin Kensrup.

1:05:46We're going on. Dust has on. Need shells. Pick on. To form. Cross circles in the carpet. Sinking. Feeling. Spin me around. Unokay. Human Road. My ease. Can be have a nameор be here, see a string. So mess with people. Stop the war, C Tangards CC of HナismAL. High and sea

1:06:46Trains and sewing machines Only these years They were here first O'er the marks of peeing on walls We've lived your moments calm Before the day go up The sweet vanguettes and deteriorities of this Still live High and sea Trains and sewing machines

1:07:51The identities They were here first What you say That you only knew well What the court she didn't want you saying That's so far ahead And some court she didn't want you saying That's just what we need And you decided this What you said What did you say Randsome loves keep falling out your mouth Mid-sweet words, loose paper, what could I Speaking of feeling new, I don't believe you You don't care a bitch, you don't care a bit No, you don't care a bit, no

1:09:13You don't care a bit, you don't care a bit Cheers Listen to this mashup and many more after the show by visiting patreon.com slash mashup guild A taining, Iberfection Close enough Oh, I said Iber didn't I? Iber yeah, like my name is not Brian Iberton Coming up on TMS the band Scott can't get the right one out Let's try it again free flashtpass Plas I love the shit Let me do it again I couldn't even do the wrong reading of the wrong reading All right, do it again Free flashtpass Free flashtpass Well done Okay, here goes

1:10:13Is it nice burp? Quick unexpected and payless Donkey sauce Chestwood up Energy energy Gosh dang it dude, twice in Do that again Sea Amelstreet Becky, sorry Becky brothers Becky bothers I knew I'd get this one, gosh dang it Remote server retool More popularly Grid does Central, central, aah! No no no, no no no no no no no no no no no no It's his vapor shit I screwed up It's his heat vapor I like that one as well Wasney Wasney Shit Creamypien Not butter I'll try it again Creamypien Nut butter There you go Easier than the show a shit Easier than showing your ball Is it too early to get a Brian to get a shit Sheet water and fish flappers Guess it's fapers isn't it How's that vagina treating you? We left over blue lights special smell Brian didn't today. I did it today. Those are no I'm sorry. They're all red lights when I do that in a Russian voice

1:11:19They're all red. I'm doing red. There are LED lights Chris rock tells a joke, but we'll smith Take out the weird owl clunk chunk chunk chunk. Sorry sandy clams are a problem. Damn it winner winner Paner be heard hear Miranated recommend all what I say miranated. I don't know my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard I did that's okay my my milk snake brings all the boys to the yard. I've been whoops I've been to Mayo Wolf, but it never what I've never been to me a wolf now wolf now wolf I'm gonna do it again Cinco down medical whip. Oh, man. You delivered that better than I was expecting that was sure Well, that was outright perfection come on now. It was perfection well done send me all your accolades

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