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1:25Good morning and welcome. In episode 2049 of Hard Factor, it is Friday, October 2nd, 2026. Thank you for cheating on the news with us. 80% accuracy guaranteed. I got the biggest story of the day. When I woke up and saw Mark and sent this to the text thread, I knew that I had to do it. And we'll tell you all about it. Yeah, Wes jacked my story. Oh wait, so you wanted to do that one too, Mark? This is like... I did send three texts about it. It is quite the oddity. Yeah, you could say.

2:25I honestly didn't see the text. I know, I know you didn't. You can see how I thought you might have run you broke. Of course. You thought I might have when you wrote timeline cleanse on the thread. That was only at Jackson for writing, just trying to turn that fucking thread into a political thing first thing in the morning. I understand now. I feel like Jackson's really dialed it back. His red oric. I feel like his... Well, I avoid that thread. Because that's because Wes checks him every now and then. Yeah, I posted a video of a midget as a timeline cleanse. Yeah, that was nice. It is political pose. That was a good timeline cleanse. That was nice. Okay, well, that's the first story you're going to hear about it. It's a great story. Yeah, it's crazy. It's big. Pat, you're on deck, what do you got? Oh, I got a hazing story. I don't know why I can. Yes. This time we're taking it to high school. Okay, good. I think you're right. Well, there is a... There's a crackdown. There's a crackdown that is going on. We're in the midst of a crackdown.

3:27But it's also like one of those news cycle things where this happens all the time, but the news just certainly covers the stories. Early in the school. Early in the hot, early in the hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. It's scary right now. It's scary right now. Well, it's scary. We've got a hazing story out. What are you doing? Don't forget to scare him about hazing right at the beginning of school. Right. And then I've got... I'm in the hole. And I've got a local focus double. We're going to a patch backyard, maybe even potentially right in this backyard. We'll see. And also back to our original backyards, collectively, almost Manassas, Virginia. That's the two local focuses. Let's take a look at... Meanasses. When you say most, it's all of us, right? I don't even... Well, I mean, none of us are from Manassas. We can claim it. I mean, we're pretty close. Yeah. If we played them in our district games, which we basically did, I mean, all of us went to Bull Run Park a lot, okay? Growing up. So that's qual... That's be qualified.

4:28Mark, you're closing us out this week. Huge GTA 6 news. And not only about the game, but the people working on it. It's important to know what's been going on. Okay. Yeah. Fantastic. Okay. I'm excited about video games, yeah. You guys here, they're building a new town out there in between Dumfries and Manassas. It's called Dumassas. They call it Dumassas. Dumassas. Yeah. Manassas is... Yeah. It's something. Not anymore. It's pretty classy now. Yeah, now. But I mean, like back when we were... I mean, it's like... It was the bonus. It was the bonus back when we were growing up. It's what... It was what trash. When we were kids, right? It's like... It's like, it keeps moving out further. And then like, Manassas is now herndonish. And herndon is like... What you used to consider Arlington.

5:29Right. Yeah. Like the... Alexandria. The Metro... The Metro, like, went to like Arlington or Fairfax. Maybe when we grew up and now it's like all the way to Manassas. Exactly. Manassas. Yeah. So we're going to take a trip home. Little inside Virginia baseball for you. As little... North of Virginia geography. Just west of DC there. You were going to get punched in the face by a white kid. It wasn't going to be a Manassas. Resturling. Resturling. We're definitely West Virginia or Baltimore. Yeah. Well, Virginia, what part? It's what they'll ask you when you say you're from Virginia. Oh, you say... I always say Fairfax. Oh, you're from Virginia. What part? To simplify, I often will say DC. And then when a DC person is around, they get so angry and you have to say, okay, I'm referring to Northern Virginia and then you blah, blah, blah. You have the whole conversation. Can't you say, Shen? Tell by my diction, I'm not a Yokel. Of course. Yeah, I always say rest and so they know who they're dealing with. Yes.

6:29I can't say that. Restans of Flex over here. For sure. Yeah. I mean, I always claim Herndon, but then we're like, they're trying to... Where's Herndon? I tell every waiter I'm from. I say Fairfax. I don't recognize that. Then I say Herndon. Yeah. 20 miles west of DC. There you go. Okay. Let's get into it. Also, PSA, for those of you, Costco has its new line of fat man flannels in. So be sure to go and get yours. Good. Yeah. You look great. I mean, you got to get one every year, don't you? Okay. Let's get this going. Mark, can you tell me who this is? You know, I forgot her name. Oh, really? Mike. Mike. You're a Tennessee murderer. Yeah, that's Christophe. Christophe. Christophe. Yeah. She was set to be executed on the morning of September 30th, which would have made her the first woman in the state of Tennessee to be executed in over 200 years. Okay. Whoa. But that didn't happen. Okay. And just to educate. The hell was going on 200 years ago. Some, I don't know. Which craft?

7:30Which craft? Which craft? Which craft. Someone just didn't vacuum. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they... They're going to let a lady to give the death penalty. Yeah. It's kind of bad. I'm going to let a person with a British accent tell you exactly what she did because it sounds way more serious. Okay. Here's her story. In 1995, Christophe was at a job training camp for trouble teens. She was 18 years old. And it was there that she met Cunham. The woman that she would go on to murder. Christophe also met 17-year-old Tadarol Ship who she started dating. She became convinced that Cunham was the calling slumber. She was trying to steal her boyfriend. One evening, Tadarol Ship and Christophe, Lord Collins, Lumber, into the woods. And it was there that they brutally beat, tortured and murdered. Gosh, Irish. Irish. The story was, yeah, Irish. Created a lot of media attention at the time in Tennessee because Tadarol Ship later admitted that he carved a pentagram into the chest of the victim. This was around the time of the Satanic panic in the US where there was a lot of fear

8:31around teenagers getting involved in Satanic practices. So the case, the trial of ship and of Christophe, gathered a lot of media attention. It was in 1996 where the two were convicted. But crucially, Tadarol Ship was only 17 at the time of the murder. So he was knowledgeable for the death penalty, whereas Christophe was convicted of murder and sentenced to death. You make me want to... I missed it. I missed it. You got a pupe, son. You made me investigate a lot of deer birds. I forgot. I forgot I put that in. You make me want a pupe. You're my mouth. Crazy, bitch. She's a... She used a box cutter, by the way, and to slice her up the... I mean, that's... I'll tell you what, her hair is to die for. Real bad. Yeah, she's got great curly hair. Her boyfriend, by the way, got life without the possibility of a parole plus or something. Okay, so we didn't get off. We didn't get off. No, I didn't get off. He's in jail forever. So we've covered on this podcast, I believe, before with certain execution methods,

9:32the problems that they have in the past. We got to go over them. The firing squad, as we have said, is so many times. Yeah. One of the main ones being that the drugs that are used in these executions don't have a, like, a long shelf life, like, just like GLP-1's. If left in the fridge too long, they lose effect of this and you can eat right through them, right? However, in Christ's case, the drug they used to try to kill her, pentabarbital, which is designed to stop the victim's breathing and heart, also stayed in someone's fridge a little too long, perhaps. Oh, dude. They eat right through it. This is crazy. You can't, you gotta, if you have the option, you have to choose firing squad, because this is even worse. We also covered like in this area, I think Tennessee's done this a few times now, but in this, like, strip of Stown South, they not only, I think, have botched it, but they've, like, run out of medicine and like, yeah, They've killed too many people in the jails. Like, is it like they're out? They didn't put in the order. Like, they didn't put in the order in time and then they're like, oh, it's going to take nine months to get pentabarbital.

10:34Digistics, logistics. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe that's what it is. That's the show life. There's the lack of it. Anyway, one of the weirdest beats a reporter can have, in my opinion, is one of these, these that goes to all the executions of people that were put to death in the state. Some of these reporters go to every single execution as witnesses and, you know, my, my opinion is sick. This is why this job exists now. Yeah. I mean, it's like a voice guy later who molests a little boy or a male gynecologist, right? It's the legal system. Yeah, but it's the legal system in a day. It's the nut shell right there. Okay. You go through 30 years of litigation and then, and then you end up fucking it up because you don't have any actual like usable products because you have a shitty system of maintaining it. It's just like with the football season underway, it's time to see how your predictions are shaping up. Who makes the playoffs? Who wins their division? Who takes home the title? Who wins the individual awards? Kalshi America's number one prediction market platform lets you tree those predictions in a live market. Yeah. I'm talking about the individual awards. I'm talking about the NFL MVP.

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13:37Well, usually that reporter, it is mentioned to Max Cigaret and Shini Motelrow minutes, it's rinse and repeat. They died, but this is like they're super bowl. Yeah. Yeah. This is a big one. This was a big one. Here's what happened according to some of the reporters that were in and witnessing the execution and how badly the state botched it. Lydia just hours before she was set to be executed, the sixth circuit court of appeals ordered a stay, meaning the state of Tennessee could not execute Christa Pike. Then the state attorney general quickly filed with the US Supreme Court to overturn that decision. And then earlier this evening, the Supreme Court said Tennessee could move forward with Pike's execution. That's quick. I really want to murder. The spiritual advisor beside her, she gave her final statement, which said that she was at peace in leaving the world in love and that this would be a happy day. The execution appeared to get underway. Her spiritual advisor sang with her, stroked her head, but Pike seemed noticeably awake

14:41and conscious, raising her head, looking around, talking longer and would be expected. She said that there was a spot that was burning and hurting and asked if that was normal. None of it was normal. I covered all the executions last year and most of the ones this year, we haven't seen anything like it. It went really poorly. For some officials, the later close, the curtain to the chamber, we could not see what was happening. Presumably, under Tennessee's protocol, that's an indication we're going to give a second dose of pizza more of a tall. Our attorneys did say a second dose was given. They opened the curtain to the chamber. Pike appeared to eventually fall asleep and was loudly and audibly snoring toward the next 40 minutes to when they close the chamber and later close the curtain to the chamber and later told media witnesses that they would be escorting out. She is alive.

15:43She is alive. The first person in history to actually survive this death penalty method, she was rushed to the hospital. Pike's legal team filed an immediate emergency motion to this point of court. You do rush into the hospital. Well. They were like, I don't believe it. They were like, I don't believe it. They were in a punting panic. In the fourth amendment. Yeah. That's what a lawyer said when they filed this petition to stop the execution again, arguing that she was a necessary agony. she was denied her right to be executed without cruel and unusual punishment. So they talked to the lawyers who said that her prognosis was unclear. This was at the time of this afternoon. She was in critical conditions receiving life-saving medical care, which is hilarious. It's like the exact opposite. What a terrible thing. Yeah. Yeah. You guys, he said that the lawyer said that he counted seven needles used in her left arm alone. And one of them appeared just one more. Her one of them appeared to be bent when it was pulled from her arm after an unsuccessful attempt. He added that her arm turned purple after the second round of the drug.

16:48And lawyers said that she learned of that they learned of blistering and burning around the sites of the injection. Okay. So Trump, President Trump also waited on this box. He's getting involved. Well, he said whatever one was thinking. He said what was on the minds of all of us. And here's what he had to say about it. Firex, but that was an interesting situation. But you're going to have to speak to Tennessee about it. Whether or not they're going to go forward, you know what that was about? That was an execution where the medications didn't exactly work. He would have answered better than anybody. How does that happen? He's a great doctor. Should be easy to do. Yeah. Should be pretty easy. That's right. Shouldn't be difficult. I know the tons of times. Yeah. So the say what really happened according to medical experts is that Christa apparently her whole life had problems with her veins when she would like give blood or whatever her veins were just hair. Probably.

17:48Yeah, they couldn't find her veins. And basically what the doctors are saying is that the sign like the burning and all that shit is assigned that these idiots who put the drug in her didn't find her vein and just injected it into her flesh. So not enough of the medicine got into her bloodstream. Therefore not killing her. That's what the burning exactly means. It didn't get in a vein. Do they have maybe you should there or is it like well they her lawyers wanted a different option because they they Christa said this was her biggest fear. It wasn't of dying. It was a fear of a prolonged painful and traumatic death. And she knew that her veins were going to be a problem. Her lawyers asked for a different form of execution. Tennessee didn't grant it. And now they're fucked because that is how it looks completely moronic in this. Well, they can kill her again, which they will. Which they will. But this is happened in the past in Tennessee and the guy got to live an extra year while they're healed. Yeah, the Tony Carrotter's just something. Yeah, wow. Yeah, she's probably going to get to like live for a little bit if she survives. I think she's going to get all I think she's going to get off completely. Because yeah, because in his case, in his case, the staying thing was crazy.

18:51Well, in that guy's case where he was he got a year, it was because they couldn't find a vein. They didn't even try. So he didn't like go through pain and like agony and this is worse. This is way worse. So I think the day isn't crazy. The DA put his hands over his ears and said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to hear it. It was crazy. Like the reason that they were staying is because this is a bus. It has. Right. It's what it's what it's like. How it sounded like. What is the Supreme Court move that quickly? Yeah. What's that? When does the US Supreme Court move that quickly? Like, Tennessee, Tennessee Supreme Court. No, but they moved it to the US Supreme Court, I think. That's a US Supreme Court. Yeah, yeah. It all went all the way to the Supreme Court. How did they how did they activate and yeah, it could that that might be we need to it's one of the Supreme Court to their Tennessee. Maybe it is the Tennessee Supreme Court because either way like that's 100% the Tennessee Supreme Court. It's so quick. Like, I have a lot more sense. There's no federal execution. What's funny is is that the that those olds out of bed, her lawyer, her lawyer had the

19:52number they gave him the number directly to the Tennessee Supreme Court in case something wrong happened and when it went and when something wrong happened, he called it and it went right the voicemail. So yeah, yeah, execution hotline. They just didn't answer like going into that phone and then coming through that phone is bad. The hotline is actually just a voicemail box. It's gone as bad as possible. Just took an edible. Really can't handle this right now, man. But call me. Yeah. So if she lives, she's in critical condition. She's probably going to have brain brain damage because they took a long time to try to resuscitate her. So her brain was like, you know, without oxygen for a while. So she's probably going to be brain dead. But you know, there's this is future. Unusual. Right. Yes. That's a kind of it. Exactly. Why can't people just listen to what we've been saying the entire time we do other shows? Like if anybody in here ever gets into government that you're listening, firing squad, it sounds archaic, but it's literally the most effective one by far not even not even close.

20:54It's not even close. It's the kind of firing squad as if they, if they're still alive, just shoot them again. You know, right? Yeah. I'll start with the argument that unless you're batting a thousand convicting murderers, no murder, no, no, that's sure that is that is that is one of those against the panel. Sure, but it's one of those things where it's like not everybody's going to get rid of it tomorrow. So until you do, fire squad, they, I think they, they, the priests certain to this one. A grenade. You layer. Just in a metal steel room. Why not just over overdo some with fentanyl? I mean, that seems like a pretty, but that might not work either. I mean, if you give them like 50,000 times the amount, give it a little. Yeah, you can. I mean, that's how I'd like to go. But yeah, opioids. Yeah, it does a cheap West. So it's cruel and usual. And if, and if she's brain dead and kind of gets off or like they have to keep her alive, now it's going to cost millions of dollars. Oh, yeah. It's just more litigation. This now it's just taxpayers paying millions of dollars. It should be life support forever.

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23:56Mm hmm. Please. Okay. Guys, hazing, it's an incident. It's an issue. It happens. We covered it earlier on the show this week with some fraternity boys hazing their brethren in the basement of their fraternity, which was a real lame situation. I'm going to get in yesterday. Yeah, yesterday too. It's goldfish sheet and some goldfish. Goldfish wall. Yep. A whole live goldfish. But it happens, not just in college guys, it happens at high school too. I remember a like an Oprah or like a daytime special about a powder puff football game that took when we were seniors in high school is why they covered by the media. These girls would go play a powder puff game like out in the wood in a field in the woods so no one can come around mostly just so they could beat up freshman little bitches. Yeah, get down. Yeah, that's still happening. We had freshman fuck up day. Yeah, we did. And then but that one I escaped out of the way it's Sevy Bip Day and Sevy Grady.

25:01No one is no one escapes Sevy Bip Day. I got no cream. I got Bip Day. I got Bip Day all day. I got Bip Day all day. I got a cry on Sevy Bip Day. You definitely pressed the fuck up. Sevy Bip Day was tough. Freshman fuck up day was tough if you played football because it was during that season. And that was and football players got. Look at their got beat up so badly on fresh right. One of the best movies about coming of age in high school days are confused. That's where that's where they got it from. I was fucked in Sevy Bip Day too because we had teams and all the teams were seventh or eighth grade teams except for one which is a combination of seventh and eighth graders which I was on. So every class they were half the class was just looking at the back of my head on Sevy Bip Day. Oh no. Didn't help that Mrs. Borgie took him out to get a fresh cut right before he left. Oh yeah. You were getting chopped and dipped. Just hand on skin almost hand on a number two. Here's what happens guys. It happens on sports teams right where there's some sort of passing of the torch right.

26:01Some sort of right of passage like if you're on a baseball team in high school something's going to get shoved up your ass. It's just the way it is because baseball players for some reason like hockey players do really homo-rotic shit on trips. Well they got bats and sticks you know it's perfect. Look it up. It just happens. But let's go over to I've never heard this town before but it's really fun to say. Olin Tangi. I've ever heard of Olin Tangi Olin Tangi. Oh yeah. T.A. N.G. Why? Olin Tangi. Olin Tangi. Olin Tangi. Oh hi Olin Tangi. Probably Olin Tangi. You know Olin Tangi. It's spelled Tangi whatever. Olin Tangi. Oh hi O. It's in the Columbus Ohio school district and Columbus Ohio has pretty wealthy little white area. There's a girl soccer team over there. Wouldn't you know it? And some of these girls over the summer when they started rehearsing practices they were picking the freshman girls up and they were doing things they didn't like. Oh okay. What did they find out? Let's go to the local news clip.

27:04For the first time we're seeing what happened to Olin Tangi Orange Girls Soccer players in mid-allegations in the game. Olin Tangi. Video show a moving carful of girls. Some bounding force to do things they do not want to do. Bow. The girls were picked up from their homes in the middle of the night. The video shows zip ties around some girls' wrists, saran wrap around their bodies, duct tape over their eyes and diapers on their heads. Their teammates also show their dogs down their throats. The victim's clearly after all their teammates to stop. Well I've seen the videos. I do not have a colleague of myself. A parent did not want to share that. A dude on the side of the victim's and other minors involved. So we had several girls who were freshmen who were taken from their homes under the guise of some bonding events. The father of an orange soccer player. He did not want to show his face or share his name out of his seren 4's daughter. They were allegedly, apparently. Their hands were zip tied behind their backs. They were saran wrapped their entire body.

28:06We've heard reports that several of these girls were duct taped. To be discovered, these girls eventually had hot dogs shoved down their throats. They were ridiculed. There were a lot of sexual comments. I spoke with another parent on the phone who shared the same information. The hot dogs were sexually abused. The hot dogs were supposed to be penis. They were supposed to not comment on that. Yeah, so in this instance the hot dogs were representative of penis. Essentially when they were shoving the hot dogs down their throats, they were forcing the younger girls to simulate a very rough and tumble form of philagia. This parent just spouted on. I'd never heard of it, but it seems interesting and inappropriate. Certainly inappropriate for girls of that age to be involved with. There were diapers, which is a whole other kind of can't confess.

29:07I don't know. This is a soccer team. These are girls. They're the dumbest county sheriff. Oh, wait. How do I know how? Hey, you, you may all be, you may all be out of the, don't worry about the echo. Rough and tumble is great. I mean, the city, it's them and they give you a fucking window. You're going to die for it. She was locked in the set. They give you a cutaway with a, a b-roll of a phone and a disguised voice. What do they expect me to do? Home run, Pat. Um, very nice. Yeah. Isn't it dangerous to like, like, I know some, some like body paints can like suffocate people. Isn't it like saran wrapping the whole body? Like, kind of, sure. I'm so dangerous. Man, no, I don't know. Not if it's over, not over the mouth. Ciao, Pat. But they also dot-tap their mouths. Yeah, you're right. I'm in bitch. They only left the mouth open. It was like everything but the mouth. They had a diaper on the head, eyes on the duct tape and then tape the neck and shoulders

30:07all the time. That's pretty normal. The, the, the hot dogs is over the line. That's the need of the mouth open for the hot dogs. Yeah, the hot dogs is over the line. I like the dialysis relatively. The first dad they talked to you who had no idea at all and had seen the videos. He's like, allegedly and apparently. He was, what if he was a dad of a senior? Presumably. Oh, I'm sure the senior parents. They're trying to, yeah, trying to downplay it. Well, the parents are mad and some of the girls had to sit out a game but that's pretty normal. Oh, a game. Well, the freshmen lost it for them. They just went to Walmart. They used freshmen and then some girls, like, what if he got hot dogs and made them deep throat them? Yeah, the hot dog girl is the one. They need to just, she needs to sit out a couple games and then everybody else can, the team can heal. Yeah. It was Sarah. You know, it was one loud girl whose idea was the hot dogs. Yeah. And then everyone immediately jumped on it. Right. I don't know about the hot dogs, Sarah.

31:08What's your deal with Dick's? It might have been a compromise. Let's just have them, all the football players shove their cocks in their mouths and then they compliment you. That's too far to say. Yeah. I don't know how to say it. I've talked to a male soccer team or a football team and they're willing to shove their cocks in their mouths. Not willing to pick the girl. They're very young. Those are juniors in high school. That's what that looks like. Oh my goodness. That's scary. Well, good thing. Yeah. You would know on site at this age. Okay, good. I feel like this hazing is worse than both last fraternity hazings. The basement and the goldfish. Oh, yeah. For sure. For sure. You know, it sucks because it was hot dogs while you're tied up, you know, because that's the fun shit. You could do fun shit to like, you know, the rising freshmen. You could do fun shit. But the head tied up is fine. The zip ties is a little bit much. Yeah. Well, I don't know. If you just ride them somewhere and they're just tied up and they have a hot diaper on their head, that's nothing.

32:09That's like they just went on a crazy ride and it was a little scary. They start shoving fucking hot dogs in their mouth. That's way of the line. Right? Okay, diaper head. Borders on a salt. Also, it's better things. The other thing is just like a trust exercise almost. It's like a fake abduction kind of like the bonding, like the best to end a hazing of that even like whatever you do with it with like a beer is afferced. Yeah, beer is good. Yeah. Yeah. You survived it. We all do this and now we love you. You're part of the team. Hot dog. Not like, not like, leave them with a half a hot dog down the throat and laugh. Not like, first of all, you're a job a party or something. Here are the bonds. We got the bonds now. Pillow fight. Yeah. The girls doing the hazing didn't understand the point of hazing. Their fathers. Right. It's like a how to haze appropriately. Yeah, like a pillow fight and they're on these in bras. Yeah. Right. Right. Then bond that they would go on a feed it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got a bonding. State champs. I think Wes's was his point about the bond. A marks point about the bonding was right on.

33:10Yeah. You hazed and bond. Otherwise, it's just really mean. It's supposed to be a mean team building exercise. It's like going to Dix. It's like going to Dix restaurant is a fan. Right. It's tough, but it brings you closer together. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. Let's zoom in Pat. I need your focus still here because we're going to your backyard. How closer are you to Lincoln Park in Chicago? I drive by it almost every other day. Okay. Great band also. RIP Chester. Yeah. And then I mean, that seems really shady. Anyways, huge thanks to Adam and Chicago and local WGN9 news because they posted this clip about to show you the anchor is so good. You got to see it. It's about a mystery woman in Chicago near Pat who is flooding Lincoln Park with nuts. And it's so facto rats. Check it out. Oh, this is one of the stranger stories I've covered here in Chicago. A homeowner is accused of overfeeding squirrels to the point. It's causing a huge rat infestation on the block and nearby in Lincoln Park.

34:15It's like a luxury melange of a really nice nuts. Nice. I'm talking Brazil nuts, Walnuts. This is where the story takes an even stranger twist. Neighbors say they've documented workers armed with the same shoulder bags leaving big piles of nuts in the park. It is creating a feeding frenzy situation as well. Nutty. We've never felt a situation where it's like feed for higher. Better lack of a term where someone's paying several employees to feed the animals. Typically when you ticket somebody, it stops their bad behavior. This is not stopped it if anything the behavior is increased, the feeding is increased. Since we've been ticketing them. A woman who answered the door at the home, but to try to give her name also refused to explain the bizarre behavior. I'm just trying to better understand why are all these nuts being gathered up? Why are they being distributed in Lincoln Park? I really have no comment for you. Oh shit.

35:15Why is she acting so squirrely? That was a big door. She's got lots of money. Oh yeah. What a way to get Brazil nuts dropped all over the fucking park. That's so weird. Wouldn't you just say, oh, shit. We fucked up. We're animal lovers. We shouldn't have done this versus I should comment for you. She's stunting on the whole neighborhood. I think they're expensive. It's very expensive. That many nuts. Yeah. And so I mean, she's could do it. You can afford it and she's letting everybody in your area know Pat, she can afford it. And she's going to flood your asses with rats. Damn. Well, the rats are a problem here, dude. Like their signs for rats are fucking everywhere, everywhere. Like don't feed the rats. Don't leave shit out because they'll become a rat problem. I cut a bunch of that a bunch of time from that, but there was a bunch of local dads saying exactly that Pat. They're like, I go to the park and I was through 50 rats as soon as I stepped on the field. Oh, that sucks. I mean, the rat problem is not as bad as in New York City, but it's a thing. It's a thing. This lady is nuts. Look, I was right. Also taking it to the internet on this one, Gareth Jeffrey.

36:19He commented four hours ago before he did the show twice in my experience, living directly next door to the woman who orchestrates this. I have encountered a coyote because in addition to feeding pigeons and squirrels, she leaves or at least used to leave out liver treats for dogs in a dish. All the local dogs drag their own. It's over owners over there and we're unrestrained. Would eat a very large amount of liver treats. The coyotes discovered this as well. And so Gareth Jeffrey, who lives next door to this crazy lady, is also dealing with coyotes. Because she lives next door. Gareth is a dumbass who puts liver. Who doesn't understand that coyotes, I didn't know this. They're just, they live in urban settings. They're coyotes. They do. Yes, that's true, but I would have to fucking deal with this lady with a beagle. So he, yeah, no, so Gareth and his family are dealing with coyotes, stray dogs. My dog wouldn't stay in the house if this lady existed. This lady is, she's like, snow white. She's a minister. No, she's the, she's the, she's the evil witch.

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38:26Snow white because she's just, she's just dropping the feed. She's the look. Love feeding the animals, but you need to, it can do more harm than, than good. Yeah, I, I fed squirrels in my backyard nuts that were salted one time. And I, I saw a squirrel like have a seizure on the fence. You know she's being paid so much salt. He like seized up. These are on the west just in a very deep drag of his cigarette. As he walks, he's going to kill. No, it's like, I was like, they're like, elementary school. But look at that. Let's feed them the mixed nuts from my house and so much salt on them. It's a good lesson. It's a lot of, that's a lot of sodium. Yeah. Hey, you guys seen the clip of the man in Manassas, Virginia, who blamed speeding 50 miles an hour over the speed limit on McDonald's breakfast. Mm hmm. I have seen the old guy. Hey, I had to get there before it, before it went to lunch. It's brand new. I've got the reason why McDonald's is putting it out because this happened on August 16th.

39:29I think they're anyways checking up. I was trying to hit the McDonald's breakfast, and I was making it. He's on a motorcyclist. Yeah, I was trying to hit the McDonald's breakfast, and I was making it. I'm going to put it here, he's like, I know. I know. I got to. I mean, I sucked on those. I was rushing. I woke up. Oh, I can see you were looking at 72. I really wanted it. I was in 72. Do you got the registration? I get it's fly. It's flying. I'm going to get a microphone. What's going on? All right. All right. He said he'd just let him go though. Pretty cool by the cop. It happened back on August 16th. Related to? 22 to 25. Yeah. And McDonald's breakfast. He could have gotten this like a license taking away going that much over the speed. I mean, that might be the best excuse for speeding I've ever heard and would also let him off. Cop was cool. And also, I would say, a manassas is cool. I would say that. That's like second to my wife's giving birth, and she's not on this motorcycle, but she's like, I'm working on a movie. He always works too. Also, McDonald's just sent me a text, you know?

40:32Yeah. McDonald's also put this out. No, no. Yeah. Stay woke, guys, because McDonald's put this out. They're trying to recover their PR because they have been accused of price gouging with AI practices. And apparently, it definitely happens. No, it's not accused. Yeah, they've been caught. Yeah. Yeah, pricing. Yeah. I think the patent center saying, no, no, but yes, yes. Every fucking company is filing patents for dynamic pricing. They're all doing it. Yeah. So surveillance pricing is what's called just be aware of the prices FBI 400 page dossier on that one dumbass in California for a Zeding habits. Like when he rolls up, they change the prices immediately. Oh, right. Yeah, Mark, you did the whole thing on it a long time. But that wants us deep into this. But yeah, but then they're they're finally responding and saying that they're not doing it. I also heard McDonald's like going to completely change their menu. They just put like $85 billion into adding more protein friendly and like healthy options

41:33because they're going to get a lot of free ones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They'll survive the McDonald's. Yeah, they will. The fries are too good. The thing about McDonald's is they're they're a real estate company. Think about McDonald's. Yeah. This is worth speeding 50 miles over the street limit for so that'll be right. Another American staple, Grand Theft Auto. Grand Theft Auto 6 is coming out. Anyone have a system that can run it? Well, my nephews are coming in town this weekend. I was thinking about using that at its an excuse to get PS5, but I also read that PS5 is more expensive than it was when it came out and it's six years old. Watch more expensive. Yeah. Twice the price. Yeah. I'm not going to get it because of tariffs and all that shit. You're kidding. Okay. And apparently you don't want to buy the pro or something. There's some shit that you used maybe. It's over. You're saying it's $1,000 or more? Just get an Xbox. Just get an Xbox. I look. That's just Xbox series. I'll over here. Or whatever.

42:34The top. Do you get the top X-Harm of the price? It's $649 for the slim disk edition. Oh, yeah, but they're all $649. They're all $649. They're all $649. They're all $649. They're all $649. They're all $649. They're all $949. I think. And so now it's $50 more. Pro is $1100. Geez. Yeah. Is that because of the memory price has gone up? Also, yeah. Yeah. Once the war's over guys. This inflation is going to come. That's memory is because of AI. Yeah, that's part of the chip, do you see that? I'm over here with a PS3, I think maybe a 4 that's got dust on it. But I don't think that can handle GTA 6. But, and the reason you have to have the newest version is because it's going to be gigs on gigs of the best graphics you've ever seen. As they do, they're bringing back strip clubs. This time, 30 frames per second, 1440p resolution upscaled to 4K output. Like that? Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And not only will the TNA look the best it ever has in video games, but the attention to

43:37details and the closeness to how like the actual strip clubs in Florida look and operate should be pretty good too. And that's because this guy, Rupert Humphries, one of the head screenwriters for Grand Theft Auto 6 during an interview this week said, yeah, it should be realistic because we spent the past several years boots on the ground riding around the cops, seeing what was going on at night, checking out the city, the neighborhoods, the beaches, the nightclub, and definitely the Florida strip clubs. Lot of nights in the strip clubs. Yep. No, that's a great call. I mean, what a... Rockstar team. What a career. You know? You're getting paid to go to strip clubs constantly by Rockstar. Right now. You're actually living. Yeah. We want to do this show on our island. On the tab, yeah. Rockstar is kind of just living our dream. Getting paid and not paying to go to strip clubs. Yeah. And Lampdance is a write off research. That's right. You know, some of these nerds, favorite strippers will be in there down to the exact dimensions.

44:41Yeah. Oh yeah. They promised him. They promised him. That's how they got like a little extra play, a little... A lot of the times. For sure. They might romanticize some curves, exaggerate some curves, but they're going to be... That's going to be some stripper, an actual stripper they met in the game. These guys are pumped. These guys here. You think Oli Max is going to spend some time in the strip clubs and his GTA 6 playthroughs? Oh, yeah. It's going to be like a reward for who visits all of them first. Yeah, exactly. They're going to create their own badges. He's never going to beat the game unless the main storyline can 100% be completed in strip clubs. How many strip clubs are in the game? And what can you do to the strippers? Well, we know two. I know in the other ones, I never really played GTA, but I know you could beat people like beat up the slap of strippers, couldn't you? Yes. Yeah, yeah. I think in Vice City or what? Yeah, I'm actually playing Vice City on my phone at nice time. Do anything with the strippers. GTA 3, you could get 110% health by back here.

45:41That's the one. So you would have sex with them in the bushes. You would go to 100% health to 110% health, and then you could kill them and take the money back after they boosted up. Holy shit. Yeah. Now right now, mom, I'm playing a video game. No laws. No laws in GTA. We do know there are at least two strip clubs. Well, you know, it's true that we know the Jack of Hearts, which is a major two story strip club in Vice City modeled after Miami's King of Diamonds real strip club. It is owned in the game by the character, Booby Eich, who uses the venue and its cash flow as a front and funding source for his record label, Only Raw Records. Oh, yeah. And then Delights Cabaret, a second location situated in the industrial doc district of Port Gellhorn offering a grittier local pit stop vibe compared to the upscale feel the city location. So if you're going to go on for the less crowded, more haggard, more depressed angle, that one won't have much storyline progression to it. You'll probably catch Ali Mack in there in the online mode, freaking out if you even attempt

46:43to interact with the stripper. Yeah. She's mine. Oh, yeah. Dude, they're definitely do you think there's going to be like bar fights like there is in real strip clubs like the online players are going to in online mode. They're just going to be weirdos in the strip club. They're going to go to the real strip clubs, try to find who their game is. Oh, that's kind of dangerous. You're right. If they do model them after real strippers, creeps are going to go to the strip for sure. Yeah. They could just implement that. Giggling where the strippers change, rotating. They can rotate the identities. Hopefully they do. I fucked you on GTA. You know I'm a fucking on GTA, Ali Mack. You know I don't have any money. I was well. I was spent 30 hours looking at you. Yeah. They thought they wanted to be in the game until they actually got in the game and then yeah. Yeah. They got to freak out when they get to see your real life. They're going to fold, fold, fold. This is not mad for GTA 6, which comes out November 19th, 2026. And I will never speak of it again unless rock store, PlayStation, where to say, send me a PS5 with a copy of GTA 6, maybe for the boys.

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