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1:01I repeat myself. Go ahead. Tell me something right now. I'm living on my own. I'm not a race. And I'm always too. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, morning and welcome. Depth episode 2047. Hard factor. It is Wednesday, September 30th, 2026. Wrap up all your September stuff. So last day you can do it. Thank you for cheating on the news with us. 80% accuracy guaranteed on this podcast. Patreon.com slash hard factor. If you need more hard factor today, Pat, you're up first. What do you got? Oh, it's that rare moment where politics meets sports and guys

2:04that don't know ball get embarrassed. We're talking about the Jack Smith special counsel, congressional hearing at the Senate today, which let led a one Eric Schmidt with some. Let's just say some egg on his face. Oh, he doesn't know ball. He don't know ball Eric Schmidt. I don't know. He got exposed got exposed. Mark, what do you got on deck? The flock camera guy CEO. People don't like him. Yeah, understatement. They don't like them. That but they yeah, they hate them. They hate flocks. People don't be liking them. Yeah, it's a weird time to be a flock guy. And then West, you're in the hole. What do you got? I got Mormons. We're going out to BYU. There's a big controversy going on over there about, you know, dress code, vagina, vaginal outlines,

3:05lots of legs. So people have noticed, I've been noticing a ton of camel toe. Just is that it? Yeah, they're just camel toe under it up these days and Instagram feed. Has it gotten bigger? I was about to say, are you talking about public or? And I mean, you know, like kind of felt just generally when a lot of camel toe happening. Yeah, I mean, just bigger size video. No, I'm just saying like just camel toes everywhere. Like I feel like like a giant. Some people are saying people are getting more hurt in the NFL. Like, are the close that are saying, oh, it's because clothes being not tough to expose the toes more. I mean, it's like that's what the mom's pubes was designed for. No, I said the guys are bigger in the NFL. I would. Yeah, I would. Oh, you're saying you're talking about NFL dick size in this pain. I'm saying it's an analogy. People are like, why are so many injuries in the NFL? They're soft, but really it's like an offensive lineman is, you know, 300, three hundred. The human body, that's the mom's pubis developed because all those in the underthrow men were cracking fucking, you know, oh, he's and pubic bones.

4:06And the pubis was there as protection. Why? That's the why are they getting big? Well, in thousands of years later, they're still evolving, Pat. Thousands of years later, no, I just think the pants are accentuating them more. Well, you know, you know that Kim tones get clicks dog. I mean, do that. I think it's what I was getting clicks thing. Yeah. And so I think it is Zuckerberg. He's behind it all. And then I've got the latest on electric recreational vehicles. Pat, I know that you are, you know, waging a war against them. And I've got another, you know, another anecdote for you to add to the list of why why people should avoid them. Not me. I'm a waymo guy now. Change kids locked up. Change completely. Yeah, well, I mean, the computers are pretty great. You know, they can drive you places without talking to you. Yeah. Any other tip on that's my favorite thing. That's my part. Yeah, and you don't know and you don't have to tip them. That's the best part. That's the best part. That is the best part. Food delivery. Yeah, that's going to be like such a game changer.

5:08Did you guys speaking of breaking more for food delivery now because of what's that speaking of breaking, breaking ancient vagina's you see they released like this like maybe it's old, but they released an image of what the first man looked like 300,000 years ago. And he looks like he's a he's a crotch breaker for sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He's got a huge dawn on him. Well, he just he looks he looks like he isn't very gentle. Gentle. Yeah, first man. No, no, no. No, he's he's not a lover. Sure. First pal. Pelvis stomper. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, where did you get this thing? I saw it today. Here, I'll pull it up. What I think it's just saw the meme or the joke meme where people say this is the first man. And it's like some celebrity. The West doesn't know. No, I hope I mean, if this guy's a celebrity, he's he's a real celebrity. They just put him in black. No, it's it's all but it's it's like look here.

6:09I got it. What first man looked like 300,000 years ago. Yeah, that's not that's not this guy's picture. Yeah, he's he was breaking some pubes. Yeah, no, if you shaved his mustache to be pencil thin, that's a guy you see sometimes on the street. Yeah, it's possible. Yeah, yeah, if you style, it doesn't look like he's 3000 years old. He gets a clean cleaned up a little bit. He can pass for today's time. Give him makeover. Yeah, really, really absurdly low hairline though. That's like people. Yeah, yeah, people are going to think like you had some work done because you're his, I guess what the skull is not as tall tall as a human skull. So it's like or like as tall as they are now probably needed it to protect them from the sun and like predators and stuff and like. Yeah. Yeah. So you're the hairline might get some seconds like the woolly mammoth had hair, you know, but otherwise they have pretty normal looking to. Yeah. Okay, let's go to the United States Senate boy.

7:09We're in a way to say, old wiggy. These are huge eyebrows. Old short head. Old short brain over there. Okay. Jack Smith. You know, if I didn't know anybody, you look like it from the beginning. Three hundred thousand years ago. So brain so small. Peace, Lamar. Okay, Jack Smith, special counsel. Right. He was a special counsel investigating Trump and he's been wanting to testify for a long time. Congress been dodging it. Finally, it happened at the Senate today and you know, it was as you might expect. It was like a political theater gotcha situation because it doesn't seem like anyone in Congress does anything anymore except bolsters their own political bullshit in hearings. Uh, hearings are always grandstanding. Yeah, I feel like right.

8:10A bit. Yeah. And we remember, I don't know what had happened. I want to say in the last five years, the, um, the law was passed. I assume it was a law, uh, which allows visual aids, right? Where you have a staffer, uh, hold up a big piece of poster board that demonstrates some sort of visual aid. Like, remember, I think, uh, M G T held up like 100 bids dick one time and then like it's like the pregnant, the pregnant man poster that the A of the senator had not to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's almost talking about the first. Yeah. He took full advantage of that law. And I, I guess this Senate can have an easel. What's the good? Yeah. I think Mark was going to be delayed whatever comes in these. Whatever comes from these senate hearings, like they bring Zuckerberg every, in every time and they shame them, but Facebook still popping off. They bring in cash, but tell them shame, but they still have a beast, geology guy in the FBI.

9:11Oh, because Congress has no real power. Um, it's, it's accountability in one aspect. And if, and if we had a more backbone Congress, things would happen, um, but nothing happens now because there's no backbone in Congress. So, um, anyway, yeah, I don't know when the visual aid started, but, um, it's a thing, right, staffers are probably running out to kinkos to get, to print a tweet on some big poster board. I don't know the rules. Like, I guess maybe the house you can't have an easel, but the Senate, you can't have an easel, whatever. Um, but you know, it was a big gotcha fest today with Republicans going after Jackson, the Democrats saying you did good, Jack Smith. Um, but they didn't really have much on Jack Smith. I've done a lot of reading on Jack Smith where the like and we're not, the guy seems like he was trying his best to do his job that he was assigned as special counsel, right? Where the like and we're not right. Sure. He was investigating Trump. So yeah, and he seems like a pretty above board guy from all the reading I've done up like, he's one of these kind of like Boy Scout nerds. A good name for an investigator. Yeah.

10:12Jack goes to war. Yeah. But Senator Schmidt from Missouri. Man, what the fuck? That's okay. I thought. So that was shit. But it's Brian Schmidt from Missouri. He had a big gotcha. So I guess him and his staff are big Brian big figured. Big stuff. Brian with the note, no neck. Big Brian figured some stuff out. They had a big gotcha for Jack Smith. And if you remember one of the most impactful cases against Trump was the Georgia case that was essentially it ended up being screwed up because Fanny Willis. The prosecutor was sleeping with I forget. Remember that story effectively. There was like, they bounced it out because Fanny will. Yeah. They fucked that up so bad. Yeah. Right. It was big fuck up. So our man Schmidt, the Senator from Missouri was like, I got you, Jack Smith. I got you. And his staffers were like, we're going to get his ass. The Campbell have you found this great fucking, this gotcha mother fucking moment. And I'm going to play what happened. And it's a little long, but it's well worth it.

11:12Here's what happened on the house floor today. I'm sorry, the senate, senate floor. Did you go to an NBA game between the Golden State Warriors and the Atlanta Hawks on February 3rd, 2024? I'm sorry. Could you say that again? Did you go to an NBA game between the Golden State Warriors and the Atlanta Hawks on February 3rd, 2024? What city would that be in Atlanta? Atlanta. You found. Okay. He got him. He got him. Okay. Okay. Is that you did not go to a Hawks game on February 3rd, 2024? Is that correct? I have no recollection of that. Okay. Is it your testimony that you were not in Atlanta on February 3rd, 2024? Let me just give you a little context. The day before Fannie Willis came clean with her affair with the prosecutor. You know the Atlanta prosecutor that was also trying to get Trump. The next day were you in Atlanta. I do not believe so. Okay. Did you ever go to Atlanta during your time as special counsel? No. What would you say if I had a series of text messages from your team that said you were

12:31in Atlanta at a Warrior Hawks game on February 3rd, 2024, the day after Willis and Wade announced their affair? Oh, here comes the text. I don't think you know that we have this stuff. So I'll give you a second to process it. You don't. You don't purge yourself. You just took it down really quick if I could look at that again. Well, I think you've already sufficiently. I want to run through. Oh, he knows. He's fine. He knows he's fine. You can respond. I think you've already purged yourself. But you may see the text please. You're in a story. No, no, no, no. You're in a spell. You're in a spell. No, no, no, no. You're in a spell. You're in a spell. You're in a spell. He has a total dirt bag. Can the witness be allowed to come in now, that he can see the chart? I would call going to a university of Maryland basketball game. where Caitlin Clark was playing in Baltimore. Right around that time. was Maryland playing Iowa. I think February of 2024. But again, you can check that out. That's Hawks will talk about Hot Guys,music,I allowk.

13:34Yes. I know, but that might be the confusion over the names of the team, but perhaps you should have looked at it more carefully Who's questioning is this by the way? And not get the team Where did he get the warriors from what what is the hawks and the Hawkeyes? He looked up the date of a game that the he made the hawks on shit right okay, and also like yeah like he should have deaf There's so many hawks. There's like got the time The fact we're talking about being at a game So he made an assumption that the game was he learned a hawks game not the Iowa Hawkeyes game Well, you making fun of the athletes calling them women and females Surely he wasn't at a women's basketball game. All right, triple check though. You can't just assume the look who's look who's so woken pro

14:39Gay is calling men women If you so you recognize that was Amy Klobuchar was the I think she's the committee chair whatever so she went She wouldn't let it go she brought it back later. I'm like, yeah, so we just checked the record and dude was the Iowa Hawkeyes I know I know Schmidt missed an opportunity though because whenever Klobuchar does something you could always just remind everybody She eats her salad with a cold and so like and post the same Viking picture every year She's always like getting ready for the Vikings kickoff and it's the same She eats her salad with a comb. That's one thing she admitted that for some reason which you run for president and then Every year she post the same picture of her from like 96 of getting getting ready for the Viking go Viking right Okay, that was that was obviously pretty bad right that was pretty bad. Yeah, pretty embarrassing Shmitty got home. This is now if you shmitty if you're shmitty, what do you do?

15:40What do you do right? I'm too admit you have to know What no no fire staffer you go on the Charlie Kirk show There you go immediately after you storm out of Congress don't call it that's not that anymore Thank you. It's called the Charlie Kirk show literally. Yeah, but it's not that it's not what it is It's a disgrace play the clip. It's called the Charlie Kirk show Yeah, it's not really where the two guys I don't know who's this Charlie Kirk show in March two guys and they have Schmidt on about The play the couple really Charlie and and and these guys This is fucking insane to me. This is insane to me They big up Schmidt and then right after they big up Schmidt for not knowing ball They immediately move on to the passage of the reform of college sports act where they talk about how big of ball No, where's they are here we go? All right. Well Jack Smith is a total dirt bag You caught him out on this NBA game too by the way that laid out I want to I want to make sure we get to everything we were Supposed to get to you here, but it was a great moment. So good for you on that. Okay last night what the

16:42Protect college Act of 2026 pass now we're big sports fans around here. Danny's always moaning and groaning about Ohio State Those guys are the biggest losers on the face Those turn sports guys to mock for not knowing ball and then segwayed into we're big sports fans here now For you they said you a great moment. He is a dirt bag great moment. You would have to just know him look I mean hey you take the L on that he didn't go to the rocks game He went to the heart was he going with that what if you go out of the Hawks game? Was it because he was strategizing on how to spin It's Say I met with Fanny Fanny Willis right right, which wasn't I don't know it would have been it would have been bias who cares Probably should have just dropped it and been like well Fanny Willis exists so right yeah, Schmidt should have realized Well, when he was like no, I've never been to Atlanta during that time. He should have been like okay I'm going with a different direction I think about a board he should what happened because he did the Charlie Kirk show like 15 minutes after he stormed out of the Senate where his car like no no

17:47No, no, no, this is what happens Pat so when they go in with like when they have the flip chart They're liars. They think they got a slam dunk. They are 100% liars and when they think they got the slam dunk pat They haven't lined up before so soon as you deliver the slam They've already carried out the club to another level which was the Charlie Kirk show and they're like you he's gonna own this guy But they had his line Yeah, but you've already booked the press for the fuck up so like you were gonna you just go through with it even though Yeah, anything else we'd like to talk about shmoney. We'll stick with the hawks We'll stick me to try and fuck up that you thought was gonna be a slam dunk. Okay, look we're just supposed to ball nose here And ball nose, but no ball. It's mini if you don't notice will he guess what he had in his background there Well, it's because I mean yeah, Missouri Tigers take take a look Let's go there. It's back. I see the Missouri tiger football helmet. It's sad ball. It's sad You know, I ate it's a sad day for the Mizzou fans It's a sad day for anybody in in Missouri who's a football fan because you elected a guy

18:52Oh, well, he doesn't know basketball, but let's be fair I don't do his own research. That's the worst thing about a football fan You should also know that the hawk eyes are referred to as the hawks because a lot of Iowa fans of football so But did they figure it out like during the hearing because they put it up and they took it back down really quickly But someone someone figured it out and real That's what one of his staffers one of the people on his team Jack Smith has straight up like like Lindsey Graham sister was like, you know Why did you investigate my my brother and he like stopped and looked her in the eye and was like your brother was a Patriot I wasn't coming after him like he was he came off as very sincere But that gives you an idea like what they were trying to got you him. Yeah, yeah He's in the middle of this grandstanding and I mean they clobotry are used it and and Shmitty tried to use it But he got hoisted on his own part He really did he didn't have enough focus is what the issue was and if you were like in turn

19:57Yeah, if you're like me so excited to bust that thing out Yeah, no, they put this one of the staffers know he lacked focus like I'm saying like and if you're like me a couple months ago You're probably popping nicotine or caffeine every 15 minutes would have been yeah, just to get focused Just to stay awake just to have your energy maybe before workout maybe before work Maybe to stay awake after lunch pop a nicotine drink and caffeine. That's not healthy. Thank God Ultra exists. Ooh, that's right mix That in interns over at the Shmitty office. Yeah, have they been taking ultra This was never never been brought to the light of day because they would have been focused. They would have been like that's a mistake like that doesn't happen No, yeah, exactly. No, that's that's Maryland. There's a lot of this aside up sir. Yeah, sir I have my ultra in sir sir. Sir, clobotry is gonna eat you alive What we try nose ball She's for Minnesota. There's not much else up there. I see what happened here none of us had ultra sin

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25:21Light your candles Cry your pentagrams and prepare for a supreme surprise FX is American horror story 13 Now streaming on Hulu Um, so we've been talking a lot about bathrooms and bathroom issues and habits recently Mm-hmm So I figured I'd bring a bathroom story To the thing I think West has a bathroom story later And also my story ties into his other story because we're very blast in the Mormons today first up Okay, so the CEO of flock Garrett Langley Lauren somebody's got a lot of people are saying he's Mormon although I couldn't confirm it It might be just a pejorative used against his clean cut baby face white face But a lot of people online are calling a Mormon boy. Oh, okay. Well, that would okay Yeah, I couldn't confirm it I could confirm that a lot of people are calling a Mormon but I couldn't go issues

26:23No issues with the Mormons. I have somewhat of an issue with flock cameras, but no proceed Yeah, yeah, no, they're just making fun of them. Yeah Uh, and I bring that up because we're gonna be this is a Mormon bashing episode apparently because of the next story Uh, so obviously flock cameras are not really popular. We've covered them a number of times on the show Cops have used them to spy on X's people have been wrongly arrested one Florida woman wrongly accused spent 13 days in jail which led the Foxio to apologize and he said he was heart He was sick to his heart over it. Uh, people have been it's happened arrested. Yeah, it happens all the people been arrested for like vandalizing them Yeah, and they are completely dystopian big brother spying on citizens bullshit invention Um, they're the worst So now people are starting to distance themselves from flock and the US Senate Legislatory commit subcommittee on crime and counterterrorism has open investigation into flocks AI powered surveillance cameras

27:25Like should these even fucking be out there and the investigation was followed by a September 23rd Senate hearing where they you know Did do what they do as we talked about and shamed uh flock it was called always watching Flox nationwide AI surveillance network. That was the name of the Senate hearing where they're like Should we have these out here? Oh bullshit. They're either gonna steal this guy's technology and do it themselves Or they're pretty soon gonna create a situation where they claim flock Yeah, the government is the police state is that yeah, they don't need to stay no matter how much they rip this flock guys as ass Whole up. They still love his cameras and they want all of the cameras and they want all of the data Yes, it's sure they commissioned them to do it now that 99% of the public hates that they had to pretend like they're Holy other than that even though they were just pretending that they fucking hate it. They're not this mother fuckers 38 years old. He's never had a drink in his life. I'll tell you much with the skin like that never smug cigarette Oh, it's a Mormon probably Jesus Christ drinks children's blood of Latter-day say does look like he's 24

28:30He's keeping it he's keeping it tight So you know, it's just the most despised company and currently most despised CEO on earth um And that led to someone changing Garrett Langley's home address on Google Maps So it was blo- it was blurred out the home was blurred out but I saw that I saw that he had he had it requested To be anonymized on Google Maps What you can do for your property you can property But he's one of the few people that actually went and did it most people don't because you know Hey, if somebody wants to look up your address and he wants to see what the house looks like if they need to find you You leave the picture ups because most people are like hey, that's a reasonable thing He was one of the few people that had his house taken down on Google Maps Well, we've talked about it blurring out your house is like a bullseye. It's like yeah, yeah, right Why is your house blurred out and no one else is is what do you have in your house? What are you hiding do you have valuables or do you not like or you or you Garrett Langley the CEO flock like those like your options right So he blurred it out, but someone unblered it

29:34I'm changing Change the address From a number To public toilet so he's got his neighbors have out there house. Yeah He lives in his house He has an upgraded I see he just still lives in a neighborhood No, that's that that side building is his garage. I believe Pull it back up. Yeah, he's doing okay. There's a couple houses that have they have numbers that's a number that one has a number Yeah, you're right. Yeah, he's they have numbers That's a deep decoy house Public toilet now I mean hey hackers are gonna become I mean if you if you're like you know the head of one of these Because it's gonna get start getting like life or death with them try to go after open source AI and whatnot I mean hackers are gonna be going hard hard in the paint for a while I wouldn't encourage you to go take a dump on this guy's lawn because he'll probably shoot you Yeah, but he also can't charge you. It's what he's probably has automated. He probably has AI drone

30:36That can shoot you from his house. Yeah, he's got a billion cameras aimed at that is toilet You're gone Oh, that's that's pretty much it. Yeah, like I'm good. Got him. Got him Did has anybody claimed it like anonymous or anybody or is it like I imagine that people are getting Worked up to go take dumps on us long. I love it. I love it when hackers claim stuff like like ISIS, you know like when When they hack something and then they announced that they've hacked it. Oh the guy has the guy claimed that That's my work All right real quick before we get into this Mormon story just a quick news clip I want to play for you guys. I thought it was funny out of out of right here in Texas just outside Houston apparently A guy was driving around it like four in the morning. He really had to take a piss and he went to a croger

31:37Thinking that they might be open 24-7 or something He was very disgruntled that he couldn't go inside the croger to take a piss So it took matters into his own hands here's the news clip a driver in southeast Texas is arrested after police say He intentionally crashed his car into a closed croaker store Happened early yesterday morning in Rosenberg, which is about 35 miles southwest of Houston Police say the driver was mad that the store wasn't open yet the reason They say the driver needed to use the restroom the crash caused extensive damage to the pharmacy entrance On its Facebook page the Rosenberg police department said quote I guess when you got to go you got to go but we strongly advise finding a store open for business to do your business Well, yeah, that's not oh, yes, yeah, no, that's a dump Yeah, that's gotta be a dump. He could just peed in the foray. I'm parking lot That's to take a dump. I mean, that's a crazy movie. Still take a shit outside. You don't crash a car into the It's a bad shit. He drives a PT cruiser. He could have just shit inside the car and it would have nothing would have changed

32:39Yeah, I left this one up and I found his name What is it? It's 60-year-old James Mansell Lancaster, Jr And no one was hurt, but he waited for the police after taking a dump in the in the because he was a he had Card bought like he had the store to himself after he rammed So he like he tried he thought he was being a good Samaritan like oh, I'm gonna Fess up. I just needed to take a shit real bad. Yeah, I mean at first the boys will understand They charged him because they're saying I destroyed that $10,000 door. I think they caught him on the can I think I got a blatter. I'm not a monster We need the video of him running out of his car to the bathroom. That's what we're all yeah, hold this ass cheeks for sure Yeah, anyway pretty funny When you gotta go yet gotta go Okay, guys, I don't know if you follow NC double-a division one women's cross-country is closely as I do But if you did you would know that the the so calls over at byu are a powerhouse in the sport, okay?

33:42In fact in the so calls in fact, I think that's their team name the so calls in fact two thousand since 2019 byu has taken home the team championship twice and has been runner up three times Only well being bested by NC state. Yeah, they're pretty they're pretty dominant And that's a them and NC state that's like a them and NC state pretty much yet However, even though they're literally the pride of the stink holes though. Yeah Yeah sweat holes However, even though they are literally the pride of byu athletics many of the staunch Mormon weirdos and yes, they are weirdos Can't stand the sight of in shape women's legs and vaginal outlines and the The sight of those legs and vaginal outlines are so offensive to some they're willing to jeopardize a national championship To make things right in the eyes of the tablets, okay Pat I'm gonna put a picture up and I want you to tell me what you see Besides a bunch of you know white soak puppets running

34:44Here looks like some nice gals Running they're in there, you know, they're like bikini bottom type Yeah, yeah, those bottoms I'm not seeing a lot of toe frankly. No no CT actually how about in that picture. You see any toe in that picture No, you got it you got to look closer. It's there Um Anyway Lots of legs they have fit legs. I see got there. I mean musculature of the legs is what I noticed the most They're literally the best of the best Pressive legs on the team. Yeah, I mean look at these two go. It's like they're running to the orgasm shop or something And these folks have just look they just look dialed in is in like uh, they're racing. Yeah, they are the black bikini bottoms I mean There's no camel toe possible That's right. I mean the blue ones show a little bit more like I said you'll have to you'll have to go to their Instagram page to really check them out But anyway after the team posted the picks themselves in the perfectly normal and highly effective Running outfits Mormons took the socials to express their displeasure at how the outfits made them feel

35:48Inside, you know, they were angry about how the girls made them feel Basically, so the BYU team shared these pictures and one guy on Instagram posted does running naked make you faster Um Yeah, another guy because the whole the whole field is wearing the same outfit. It's not like the exactly everyone is But the answer is in a way yes. Yeah in a way yes. Yes, it would yes I mean if compared to a 20 pound yes, yeah, has he ever been of clothes burlap sack race Right, right right no true. Yes. Did they just apply yes? Do you want some of the disadvantage and then this guy uh uh call me spence Posted I know it's not cool to bring up modesty, but is this really necessary for BYU students to wear this for running And then why are they so obsessed with this picture of the blue bottoms because because will these girls are jeopardizing their place in the eternal future By wearing these shorts, okay, that's the problem, okay

36:51Another is that because they're they might tempt a man into sleeping with them is that they're covenant their covenant is in trouble Um, yeah, so now I don't know if you guys are aware of the temple garment normally traditionally looks like this This is what women wear um under their clothes to Remain in okay in the eyes of God, okay, they're temple They're saying that these women all need to wear that under their running clothes They bait one guy basically said I don't know, but you know I think my policy would be to make all the uniforms possible and able to be worn with garments so people can keep Covenants easily if they choose to you guys know how I love AI images and I asked the chat you pity to create an image of what please The BYU team would look like in that And that's it. I was like think it's funny that be what the chat you pity made all the women look the same because they kind of do Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all the same white Is this guy like how gay is there God? Yeah, really really um, so I don't understand like yeah, well also it's just a sport, right?

37:54Like so wouldn't the covenant thing kind of go out the window the second you're putting on your your uniform for a sport great point will It's like it could be they let the men wear fucking jock straps for football. I guarantee that's not a covenant You're not yeah, you're probably breaking the covenant when you wear the jock strap the ass is jock strap Yeah, and the tights as a man So the guide for young people by the church This is the official guide from the church states that they should avoid styles that emphasize or bring inappropriate attention to your Physical body instead of who you are as a child of God with an eternal future Let moral cleanliness and love for God God your choices and they mean by you know what you're gonna wear Yeah, that's your clothes again. This is a sporting event Exactly Yeah, it's a uniform now people have people are very concerned That uh brings all those Samoans in so they can win football games. Yes. Yes Well, they happen to have been a lot of them to be Mormon, but yeah, surprisingly. Yeah

38:56Um One comment everyone's wearing the silly Alps for underneath Yeah One comment there One comment there on this post hard factor news wrote um Where is it where did the what are the hard vector news right so many eternal futures down the drain with those outfits So yeah, very concerned um But will brought up a good point because in the byu handbook It says that there is an exception When people are playing sports it's literally says a combination is maybe made for athletic participation But the men don't seem to care because they're just so riled up. How would you swim? Yeah, I don't know I don't just be while you have a swim team. I don't know They have to I mean yeah, they go swimming Mormons go swimming. I'm sure I really call it baptisms Yeah, yeah, they look like old ladies on the Titanic

39:57You just just gotta get over it for just the length of the race and then Yeah, I mean they just need to show them or let it go completely Yeah, I mean they they know what everyone knows what's going on out there stop stop pretending like you know Dicks are under a giant is all day long. Well, you're also one of the best teams like what you know Wouldn't you want to complain about a sport? You're not one of the best at if you want to change the uniform exactly. This is all they have I mean this is one of your only competitive programs. Yeah, and you're gonna bitch at them about wearing the same exact fucking outfit as every other team. Yeah, it's crazy. What's with Marilyn Manson in the middle? I don't know that's confusing. Yeah, that is kind of scary isn't it? Anyway, yeah, I guess she's very conservative Yes, shock devil. Well, it makes sense the devil is is convincing them to wear these outfits Yeah Anyway, that's just going on over at BYU. So, you know, I don't think I he's gonna change

40:58Because they like their national championship and you know, they probably do like the vaginal outlines and long legs See team looks great team looks great. I'd like to put that on the record. Yeah I think that they should stick with the uniforms We're looking pale broads. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, they look they look ready to run Okay, you know who else was ready to move but not run was a man who shook up an Oklahoma neighborhood on September 5th and this man I tried to find his mug shot. He's 44 years old um, and I couldn't really get many details about him But here is the news clip from local K-4 and Oklahoma Caught on camera a naked man on an electric scooter riding around in the middle of the night happening midwest city News 4 is paisley porter is there tonight. See him and that's fine You're in your front yard when a naked man flies down the street on an electric scooter

42:01That's what one resident in this midwest city neighborhood says she saw We're talking into leg 34 year old Jason wise was doing just that shortly after midnight September 5th It's like one of us. How are you doing, bro? A neighbor who was outside at the time catching it on her security cameras Don't blink or you'll miss him as he zips down east jerman drive Less than half a mile from country estate's elementary school the homeowner saying you help him in break twice before being spotted by the police when asked to stop police say he took off on the scooter Then tried to hide why is was arrested and when asked by police why he was naked why are you naked? That's what's fun with up Ford So you're out around naked? No, I played I'm so The rest word also noting that wise smelled like alcohol in midwest city paisley porter

43:03Oklahoma's news for a night midwest city wise is now out of jail expected to be in court next month to face charges for Indicent exposure and upstarts. It wasn't crashing. That's true. Yeah, that was fun though That was a lot of the border you cross country team. He was having a great time No exactly and you could tell from the heat on the local newscast there that there's probably some hot chicks in town and 44-year-old Jason Wise was hammered And it was looked to be about sunset time and he was Yeah, he's gonna show his dick off to the whole neighborhood He was five miles away from the elementary school at night. So I Loved his answer though 15-minute drive from elementary school. Why are you naked man? We're just having some fun Yeah I mean he uh he did try it and then now he's got charges But I mean he's having a good time. So good for Jason Wise. He didn't I mean he did show

44:03There was at least one child who saw his penis and so his charges probably gonna get up on that I hope he doesn't get like that to be on the list now You might he might because there wasn't him see him What was he doing? I was drying off. I was trying to There was at least one child in the front yard. Look how long my pubes are then it was dark I'm gonna try to cover it up but He didn't see shit. Hey, I'm rooting for Jason If you got a good attorney it's a great if you attorney like did it demo in the courtroom Yeah, I'm not gonna have this naked man fly by you at about 30 miles an hour But hold on put the lights on half blasts Like what was the kid doing up at 2 a.m. That's bad parenting. What color was his penis if you can't tell Got a little bit go Yeah, so I think you might have some blue pulls here to get off Also didn't seem like anybody was that mad about it. You know, no, it's funny. That's kind of funny his drum Make it on the scooter. That's it And that's it. That's what's going on the latest out Oklahoma and the latest out of everywhere

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