HR. 3 – The Heart Smells Like Mushrooms

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1:03for grownups. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. Knock, knock, knock, knock. Knock, knock, knock. Knock, knock, knock. Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. Five, six, who is it? Five, six, who is it? It's Kawin and Aliets. It's Kawin and Aliets. It's Kawin and Aliets. It's Kawin and Aliets. Lingo kids. Only suitable for kids. If it gets stuck in Mom's head, that's not our problem. Mabel kids. Everything kids love. The kids love, and the kids love. If it gets stuck in mom said that's not our problem. We're kids! Everything kids love. Download now for free. Dave Roberts here. There you are. Surrounded by fans, sharing wings, sharing drinks, high-fiving random strangers. Everybody remembers the game. Nobody remembers the guy coughing behind you until a few days later. At 2am, you wake up with a fever and your throat's on fire. Now what? Urgent care? Close. ER? Slam. Telehealth? Maybe. But the pharmacies close. You needed a medical emergency kit. These aren't first aid kits. They contain essential prescriptions, used for over 30 common conditions, sinus and ear infection, UTIs, stomach bug, travelers diarrhea and more. On hand before you need them. Use your doctor-developed guidebook to select

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3:14second pillow free. Just tell them Paul loves purple to claim your offer. Insta-only while supplies last. Paul loves pillows and purple and other things to start with. Yep. He does. He does pickles. Pizza. Depends. Oh, there's a P in it. Right. There's P in Depends. A lot of times. Hot. Is it? I mean, I'm glad you feel that way because I'm this close. You know what I mean? This close. In fact, I wear them sometimes now just in case. That laziness. I texted you guys over the weekend because I was out and about and I had three people ask me if you actually cracked your pants on your birthday or if it was a bit and I go, oh no, he did. Yeah, I did. Yeah. Did he really crap his pants on his birthday? Yeah. Yeah, I did. Just

4:16I did. Yeah. He sure did. Yes, I did. Good job, buddy. And you work with weird people. I go, you have no idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have time by one of the normal ones. Exactly. Oh, thanks, hugs. You're welcome. All right. Fan five. Yeah, man, we have fan five. I'm going to hit this button for you, buddy. It's time for fan five. Brought you by Red Wing Shoes. I love my Red Wing boots. They kept my feed dry yesterday. Ben was complaining because he didn't have his Red Wing boots on. All right. These are some non NFL things because we can hit the NFL when we come back. We can kind of do like what really matters if you want when we come back. But sweet. There's some non NFL stuff to get to. The wilder at Chicago tonight, preseason game number two. Two, two, four. Yes, we are back. They won on Saturday night and over time, but game two tonight at seven o'clock. No, no, that's not it. Go wild. Go wild. Yeah. I really didn't see. Oh, we're back. I don't know what we really learned from Saturday. There really wasn't much to, but

5:21yeah, it's it's preseason hockey. Luckily, only four games. So three more to go tonight in Chicago. By the way, the black hawks, their pilots didn't show up. Tell away too late and they died in like an hour before the game on Saturday too. That's that's normally like they're already down there when I like are putting setting up our locker room stuff and like it was just empty and I'm like, where's the other team here? See, that's when you text some of us degenerate gamblers and go, all right, then let's bet on the wild sickle wild money line. Yes, exactly the burger phone. The twins were at the angels in one eight rip. We're back. The angels had just two hits. And that was their 73rd win, Chris of the year, which won you $100 in a season long bet against sauce, which is again, why some of these season long bets are so dumb. You guys bet six months ago, $100, but yet you bet $100 on Oregon and Portland state on Friday night. Yeah, which we'll get to that. No, just 100. So they split the series against the angels to a

6:26piece six games ago in the twin season at San Francisco tonight at 845 for a three game series then hosting the Rangers to wrap up the season. Johnny bones is going to one of these, right? The key sense. That's correct. Yes, he is. Yeah. So it's out tomorrow. He's out for the next two weeks. That's right. Yep. I mean, anybody top your head, Chris, that you could think of him. Maybe we could get tomorrow morning. Julia, she passed away. Oh, no, I thought I saw her yesterday. She's not healthy. She looked fine. Where's the game? The links one one on one 89 over the Sun. Olivia Miles at 21 points. She broke the WNB rookie record for scoring. We're back. Yeah. Have you heard her new nickname? I shouldn't say new. It's it was new to me over the weekend. Do you know what Olivia Miles' nickname is now? What? Kind of genius. I actually really like this nickname. She wears those goggles, right? Yeah, protecting. And I have heard her nickname is the spectacle.

7:29That's outstanding. That's outstanding. Yeah. That's a, yeah, that's great. It's like it's close. It's yeah, it's a little little fun wordplay. Yeah, I like that. Well done, everybody. At Indiana Tuesday, then hosting Indiana Thursday, and then the regular season wraps up the links are 32 in 10 sweet man. Only if she's five three. We mentioned Oregon. They won 84 nothing over Portland state. That one Chris or sorry, that one saw us $100. It was what 57 and a half 59 and a half someone. I have to have it for the game. It got up to 59. Do you know the name of Portland states mascot Paul? Is it like the sick of more? It's the Vikings. Could you punch up the phone for Ben? I forgot to ask you two questions. I'm sorry. I know you're probably just getting in your car and you're trying to get away from us and I apologize, but can I ask you two questions? Oh, Ben.

8:34Sure. Fire away. Number one, we got to start calling Jalen Redmond Juggernaut because that is a great nickname. And when Eric Wilson said that to you in the post game, Mr. I thought that's perfect. So Juggernaut, we got to remember that. Okay. Yeah, I'm with you. When he said that, we both made eye contact like, yep, got to remember that. So I'm glad you did. Yep. I did not. Juggernaut's great. Second of all, have you ever seen shoulders like that? Honestly in your whole life. Honestly, for real, I'd be an audience. You got to go to your meeting. I can't believe it. Ben, I can't believe it. So, you know, you and I have talked about Eric Wilson's physique a lot and I think Corey had the appropriate question earlier. I'm not going to talk about him. But I will say, when you're talking about them, like it reminded me that when we were in London last year, I happened to be at the team hotel and I was like, you know what? I'm going to go take advantage of this like sauna situation that they have there. So I want to go to the sauna. Well, Eric Wilson was in the hot tub

9:36at the same time. And now this is going to sound creepy, but it was just he was it within my visual range. I see him get out of set hot tub and all of the guests that were in the pool here. Stopped everything that they were doing and just watch this guy walk away to the locker room. I'm like, yeah, people we do the same thing. Like you are from their jaws were on the floor. Like what the hell am I looking at right now? All right, this guy is unbelievable. I can't believe it. I mean, it's like a softball on his shoulders. Only bigger. I can't believe it. Yeah, Zach once famously said that Emily Rada Kawaski basically quote added to the confusion. Right, Zachary? Yeah. That is correct, sir. I think Eric Wilson adds to the confusion with two members of the Vikings radio network. You are correct. We haven't talked to Paul today. Oh, I don't think he's confused. I mean, he might be, but I don't think I can do with that.

10:40Oh, man, this is speaking of confused as a really bad transition, but I already started my sentence. Speaking of confused, I know you guys again, you two were both working the radio network. You didn't see this man. The internet was legitimately concerned for Pam Oliver. Yes, I don't know how to say it outside of yeah, something is man. She seemed off yesterday in a non healthy way. Like what's going on with Pam Oliver? Yeah, like the internet was legitimately concerned. They were ripping her because it's the internet. Yeah, there were other people like me going like, oh man, someone's up there. That's not normal. Did you talk to her? I just said hi to her. You know, I think I think because of the weather conditions and everybody was just in their rain gear and all hoods up. I mean, I didn't talk to her, which I normally do because I've had history with her working at Fox. I didn't talk to Stacy Dales as much as I used to or normally do. So I think, you know, I don't really know what was going on. I've seen the clip. At least there's

11:45one clip that's going around. She seemed fine when I said hi to her. But again, it was just kind of impassioned. It was a hello. How you doing? And that was that was about it. So I don't know, man, I just I know that she's had a couple situations like this before. I know that she struggles with migraines a lot. I don't. It's hard to tell if the migraine was she was having a migraine episode yesterday. But I know it's something that she's battled with kind of her whole career. So I don't know, maybe it was one of those moments. Man, a migraine when you're in the rain trying to do your job would be torture. And she had she got hit by a hit with a football like, I don't know, 10, 12 years ago and had serious concussion symptoms and had a lot of stuff that stemmed from that too. So I don't not sure if that was the factor. But this obviously she has had these symptoms, I guess, in the past two. Yeah. All right. Thanks, Ben. Thanks, Ben. You're horn for us. So everybody knows you're out there.

12:45Sounds good. All right. Love you guys. Love you, buddy. He's got a, no, he's got a daydream about Eric Wilson. No, I don't know how to say I'm not even trying. I'm not trying to be a dick. I'm just trying to like I was literally concerned. I'm like, whoa, that was weird. She they threw down to her. And she was talking, but it was kind of all over the place. And it was a jumbled mess. And she seemed to confuse. And then they kind of were like, all right. Thanks, Pam. I was like, oh boy, I don't even know how to sum it up without finding the audio because it just seemed like something was off. And the internet just destroyed her. And then there was that second wave of going, well, we can make fun of her. But also that was concerning. Yeah. So I hope she's okay. Whatever she's dealing with, it was interesting to say the least yesterday. Yeah. Yikes. It's concerning. Very. No. Anyway, yeah, that was depressing. Why did I bring that up? Go for football one over the weekend. 41 seven against Akron. Again, the

13:46big 10 gets going Saturday at Washington. I keep forgetting it's a big 10 team. Yeah, man. Yeah. Right. 10 p.m. 10 p.m. Saturday night. Eight. Jesus. Post game. Zach's doing the post game 2 a.m. Yep. That's shot. Zach. Thank you. We're doing it from Barclays outside Barney's. That's perfect. Great dude. That's perfect. Great dude. Tommy will be there. Oh, yeah. He stayed in this weekend. Yeah. Sure. How's that steak? You know, like a stock photo. If you were going to commit a series of crimes or rob banks or murders, you would do exactly what Tommy did. You show up Thursday morning and you tell the entire 20s, I'm just going to stay home. I'm going to watch college football and have a steak. Then you would also post a photo of you watching football and eating a steak. And then you would go radio silent for three days straight and go, no, I was just sitting around. I posted the picture with the steak, right? Yeah, right. Genius alibi for Tommy. So I can't wait

14:50to ask him on Thursday what he actually did because there's no way he stayed put for three days and did nothing. He can't. He's not physically capable of doing that. Come on now. That's that is the first time murderer. You think you. I have an alibi. I posted once on Instagram. I had the steak. For some chance, he was drowning spittles. Oh, 90. 90. Part. Hmm. Hard to drown spittles when I think. Yeah, yeah, spittles. I mean, I don't think he's spittles. We'll go around the NFL after this. This is the power trip morning show on the van. Get ready for game. McDonald's is putting value back on the menu. Whether you're craving a big Mac, McNuggets or sausage egg and cheese McGrittle's make it a meal and save. Your favorite is now your wallet's favorite too. Extra value meals are back.

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20:02that. Go but I haven't heard of where to set up. I apologize. Great temperature right now. Chris and the KFA and backyard is 50 degrees. We are forming up to a high 57 under the body. 46 tonight. We're in the mid-40s. It blows this week. That is. It's only one word to call it. It's great. Yeah, it's great. Hey, I would you name Corey? Sure. You like honey. Love it. I said honey. Yep, I'll put it on absolutely anything. Take it right. What are you talking about? I just answered it honestly. A teaspoon of honey is the life work of 12 bees. Good. I do that for you. Yep. And I appreciate it. Yeah. You know, what songs you appreciate it? 12. 12 on. Yeah, man. Man, then the thousands of bees that have worked specifically for me.

21:07That number is gigantic. That's 12 per. You said teaspoon? A teaspoon, yeah. I mean. I'm a teaspoon. Do you think you're years every time you eat chicken? I don't know, but I'm just trying to think. If I add up the number of bees and chickens, I've personally been responsible for killing in my entire life. Yeah. She. That their entire existence, in existence is for me is a gigantic number. What if shockingly high? What if you get to the pearly gates? You won't. And you're like, what are you doing? Hey, man. What's happened to my neck? Yeah. I was in a car rack. Now Larry David has a theory. There's only two ways to hurt your neck. One's a car accident. I'm like, let's just say you forgot the spotter. Mm-hmm. And you're like, well,

22:09you should go and have it. Right. And you you walk up the pearly gates and you're like, okay, let me and God. And you look through there and God is a chicken. I'm in big trouble. And he's surrounded by his friends. The bees. Yep. And you're like, well, I mean, I think the bees would be like, I think the bees would be okay with me. Right? I haven't killed a ton of bees. But you ruined their life work. Did I even make that for you? Yeah. Well, who did make it for? They don't. Bees don't eat honey. Well said. What is it? So they're making it for us. Chicken. How they need it for? Oh, no. What do they make the honey for? For us. Yeah. I've never thought it's for what do they think they're doing? What if that's their poopy? Bees ain't right. Well, then, Cori should be a hockey. Not for real. The what if that's their poopy? And they're like, why are you eating that? They came out of my butt. Yeah. Dwight. Well, and in honor of Dwight, and I would say to the queen bee, your ass is delicious.

23:10Keep it coming. Button bar. Yep. Um, what is it for? No, honey. I do have an answer. Honey's. Please tell me that. It's to store and preserve food. So their colony can survive through the winter or rainy days when flowers are gone. So they eat their own honey? They feed their young with it. Yep. And when it's too cold to fly, they eat their stored honey. I never knew. I didn't need that. I don't know that either. I really think about that. Yeah. God, work cool. We, we break down tough subjects here. Yeah, we do. So we've learned today that Sudan. Alex. Sudan has the most pyramids. Not Istanbul, Sweden, or South America. Or what? Switzerland, or South America. And now we've learned that some bees do eat their own honey in emergency situations or when they're feeding their young. Yeah. They don't have ribs. Oh, you need help. And sauce, you know there's 24 of them. Yeah, I do. Yeah. 24 ribs. I've heard a courier heard his neck. Yeah. How did you hear your neck?

24:12Wasn't a car accident. Do you do what really matters? Territory toma. You asked him to be there. You asked tackle Territuma to meet you at the Primal Teaser Spotter? Yeah. Geez. Tackle Territuma gets to the pearly gate and the Katata fish or whatever from the Lemmy Winks. Version of South Park is the God. And he's in a huge trouble because Tackle Territuma has killed. How many fish do you think he's killed in his entire life? All of them. I mean, it would be in the thousands, right? Sure. Yeah, of course. He's probably. Tens of thousands, possibly. I wonder. Somebody do the math. He's good at it, I bet. You can't be called tackle. Unless you're yeah, unbelievably efficient at fishing. Yeah, man. All right, let's go around the NFL. I'll do some scores and some stats and Chris. You can change our maybe we'll learn more about pyramids or bees. They ain't probably right. The Green Bay Packers won an overtime against the Jets 20 to 17. It looked like the Jets had him.

25:13It looked like the Packers were going to be 0 and 2. But the last that's not the case. Jordan loves 16 of 29, 145 and two scores. I'm intrigued by Ben's thinking on the Jets. He thinks they're ascending. He said it twice in Treging. Yeah, I think they played pretty well in week one. Pretty average yesterday, but uh, looked like they were going to do just enough to win. But that was not the case. They're all right. Yeah, I bet the Jets haven't started a season two in Olesense Colored TVs are invented. What really matters though is this. You're heart rate and breathing can sink to music without you even noticing it. Really? And that's actually really beautiful. It is. Yeah, that's sweet. This is where men say, this is where listening to the sky and you're trying to take a nap. Yeah, that'd be weird. Why didn't nap in 1997? Yeah.

26:13Too much balls. You and the squirrel nuts zippers. Yep. The real big. I think it's for, I think the squirrel nuts zippers weren't they like a, we've talked about this so many times. weren't they like the, what is that called? Like the throwback 20s garbage? Like they were like, uh, swing music? Yeah, they were like swing music exactly. Yeah, that bands socks. So if you had to sum up scoffer people who weren't there, it was basically like what? No doubt, boss tones. Real big fish. Real big fish was definitely in the conversation. The bonds. Who? No. Is it Dusty's band? Yep. Who else did scoff like at a mainstream level? Yeah, I don't know. Cause I don't, I don't, I don't want to know like, you know, scoff legends that nobody heard about. It was like who actually hit it big with scoffs? Out of the ones we just named. I got a bond. I'm not a little, but yeah, I wouldn't say they're scoff. I don't know. Maybe that's it. And what's what defines scoff? You had to have horns correct on some level. Yeah, yeah, horns and, uh, and a, like,

27:16less than Jake. That's it. This sets you. Any, uh, I remember the name, but I never listened to him. Kind of a, uh, reggae drumbeat play. Yeah. Yeah, it's just, it's white guys with dreads doing reggae. Sure. Yeah, that's it. The scat lights. Never heard of them. Scat lights. The guinea pig that was drowning. Oh, wasn't skin dread like a rock, like a hard rock version of scoff. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, which is cool. It's a good idea. So was it three or four bands tops? Was that it? Yeah, it's probably more than that, but man, real big, yeah, real big fish were, they were awesome. Real big fish way. Interesting. They spelled it R-E-E-L. Right. Because they were real and in big fish just like tackled territory. Two must see full circle. Uh, is it my turn? Where were you when Cory needed you? Street light manifesto. Never heard of them. See, uh, I'm talking mainstream. Yeah, operation Ivy. The specials? No. Yeah. It was okay. So it was like three bands. Yeah. But all right, congrats to the three bands that were,

28:16a show and set a moment though, man. They had an obviously no doubt it is huge. I mean, they didn't do like, like, ska, ska, they did some other stuff as well, but. Yeah, but that brick, a gig, a, one. That's a cool feel, man. That's a summertime for you. Hmm. Yeah, the mighty, mighty boss tones are sweet. Oh, four in a second. What? You do a pretty good Dickie Barrett impression, right? It doesn't talk like this. How does it go? That's the impression that I get. That's just your voice. It's not bad. It's not like you had a no entry on your throne. Thanks, Hawk. As in, right. Catch 22. Never heard of them. Oh. Huh. Suicide machine. Never heard of them. Mustard plug. Never heard of them. Tommy was telling me about one, but I've never heard of the band. Yeah, I think you're right. There's only like three or four. Yeah. All right. Well, shout out to Skado though. He had a moment. Uh, if we normally do headlined in this spot, it's, uh, brought you by Treasuron Resort and Casino T. I Casino dot com.

29:16Thanks, Treasuron. Treasuron. Did you know what really matters instead? Did you know that Dickie Barrett, the mighty, mighty boss tones guy is the voice for the Jimmy Kimmel show up until he was until 2020. Sure. Sure. I did not know that. And I think he had a radio show for a long time as well. It was called, Hawk. It was called two Joe's on a cup of ho. Oh. He'll just use this one of the hollus. What? I got a couple of holes. Who me? Tap I got a couple of 12. Tonight, the New York Giants are at the Los Angeles Rams of Anaheim. The Giants are one and oh, the Rams are O and one, but the Rams are seven point favorites on draft kings. That game did 715. It's called Monday Night Football. Love it. That'd be cool. But what really matters is this. That'd be cool. I'm not going to use that one because I just seem to bother some hold on. Oh, here you go.

30:17If you want to burn down a building, and I know you do, Corey. Cheat. Oh, yes, but again, just so in case everybody's tuning in for the first time, I've always wanted to dabble in arson where no one gets hurt, no one's in the house. Just I want to burn down a building. Yeah. But not like a controlled burn. I want to do it, you know, for real just to see what it feels like. Yeah. I probably won't. It's the same thing with Robin and Bank. Yeah. I'm not going to do these things. Well, thank you. You're welcome. Yeah. But you were saying you're like Donald Felding in that one movie with about the guy who likes to start fires and watching go backwards. Back draft. That's it. Oh, yeah. Never saw it. If you want to burn down a building, put potato chips in a toaster. What? They leave no residue. So there's no way of finding the source of the fire. Yeah. Can I ask you a question though? Yeah. What? What happened to the one? Jesus. Change pages quickly.

31:18Potato chips. In a toaster leaves no residue. Sauce guest. Istanbul. Switzerland. And so America. I just want you to be great. I just want you to be great. Can I ask you a question? Sure. Let me ask you this. Okay. Let's say you had a building that burned down and you're like, man, I don't know what caused it. But the insurance guys coming over and we got to we got to figure this out. And the insurance guy goes, well, a toaster cause it. Does it matter that it was potato chips? You know what I mean? Like if it's the toaster, the toaster caused it. Who cares what was in it? So in this scenario, you the building owner have no idea how your building burned down. Yeah. But the insurance guy showed up and immediately figured out it was a toaster. But yeah, it doesn't matter where you throwing potato chips in your toaster. No, but like if somebody arsoned your building and they burned it down with the toaster

32:20and they used this potato chip method, wouldn't you go, well, the toaster started. It leaves no residue. Yeah, but according to Chris's what really matters fact. Anybody fact check the potato theory? I think that's the point though, isn't it? You people do blame the toaster and not you. People. The rights. So. What? Didn't you just say you people? The people. He's saying as the insurance company would say that the toaster started it. But it would be hard or un-or un-possible to know that you intentionally put potato chips in there. What do you want to call me a murderer for? I didn't murder anyone. We're on the third. What really matters? So we have to go into how to get away with arson. You said tips, right? Okay. That's probably next. You guys know those um, shoe string potatoes that you can buy in like

33:22cylindrical jars. They're so good, right? You know what I'm talking about? Pro tip. Yeah. Put those in the microwave for about 50 seconds. No joke. Burned down the house? Nope. Wow. True story. Unbelievable if you warm them up. Yep. All right. Yep. Maybe 45 seconds to a minute. That sounds about like the limit of what I can cook. Sure. Yeah, I bet those are good. They're really good if you warm them up. Warm it up, Chris. I'm about to. Warm it up, Chris. Okay. Yeah, yeah. That's what I was born to do. That's not it, hogs. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers had to wait two hours and 12 minutes because of lightning to figure out that their comeback victory against the Browns wasn't going to happen. They came up short after a two hour 12 minute delay. What a weird thing. At one was the last time we saw that in the NFL where they were what down to. Was it like two minute warning or close? I think we were late in the fourth quarter and they said and they paused it because lightning was rolling in two hours and 12 minutes later.

34:23They finished the game and Baker Mayfield and the Buccaneers come up short against Cleveland. Unfortunately, because I hate seeing Cleveland win specifically to Sean Watson. The Browns are one and one. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are the opponent of the Vikings on Sunday and they are 0 and 2. Man, I hope that they don't get storms there when we're there because there's nothing worse than waiting on a lightning delay. Yeah, yeah, it's just a worst. I'm pretty sure they had they were near the red zone when they when that yeah, because people on Twitter were making the joke that they basically had two and a half hours to drop their play and they still lost. 85 and sunny on Sunday hogs. Too hot but we'll take it. Way too hot. Yeah, man, we'll take it. But what really matters is this. There's a man made satellite orbiting the earth and they say man made satellite because technically the moon is a satellite. Sure. Your mother recognizes all your desperate displays. She watches us or baby dress silently away. There's a man made satellite orbiting earth that is expected to come back down in 8.4 million years

35:27carrying maps of today's earth for future residents of earth to see what it looks like. 8.0 something million years right? 4 million years. I would say the chances that humans are here in 8.4 million years is so close to zero. It's almost zero. I would say that statistics of history will probably back that up. Yep. Yep. What's that? I went weird fact. Yesterday I think when I was on the bus, something about the water on our planet. Some of the water molecules are older than the sun. Does that make sense to you guys at all? Can you look that up, Zacko? I'm almost positive I read that but I might be miscoiting it because I don't understand it. And I meant to look it up but then I got distracted by it. Oh. Hockey we're on the team box. I didn't mean to solve the numbers. It just found up to 30 to 50 percent of the water in earth oceans and our solar system is older

36:27than the sun. Yeah. The water formed billions years ago in the cold molecular cloud of gas and dust and eventually collapse to create our sun and planets. Wow. Does that blow your mind? Of course. Yeah. It blows my mind even more that we're able to figure it out. Yeah. Right. Good. Yeah. Like that's just insane. Yeah. I bet they weren't guessing. These Seattle Seahawks have won. I believe now a franchise record 12 straight games. They are 2 and 0. They win 31 to 7 over Arizona. So remember after last week, everybody pointed out how the Cardinals got off to a good start last year and then obviously just lost the whole year. The rest of the way. What the worst team in the NFL essentially after the first couple weeks. So it was like, are they going to do that again? Are they going to get off to a good start and get everybody to believe that they're actually decent and then just get smoked and that's exactly what happened at home. Jacobi were set 95 yards, 17 of 28.

37:33They lose by 24 at home. Don't worry. They're at the 49ers, then at the giants, then against the lions, then at the Rams. First round picked. You're on my love. Nine carries 20. Nine yards. He's probably good. They should not have drafted him. They needed way more than the running back. They're a hideous football. Because you have Marvin Harrison Jr. who's kind of an interesting character. Zero catch your yesterday. But you drafted him to be a superstar. You have Trey McBride, one of the best tight ends in the NFL. Then you draft what could be an elite running back. You have like kind of a good team on paper, at least at the skilled positions, right? You kind of loaded. But you don't have a quarterback. No. What really matters is this. It took 96 weeks and thousands of volunteers to clean up Versova Beach in Mumbai, India. 96 weeks. But for the first time in decades, hundreds of thousands of sea turtles hatched this week.

38:36Oh my god. And that's exactly where Spittles took his last breath. Oh, of course, Spittles. Had to be done. Science. They couldn't just did it here. They could have, but they wanted him to see his homeland one more time. Spittles is indeed. Yes. There was a turtle that got ran over right in front of my mailbox. It wasn't me. I swear. Wait, what happened? But I don't all I'm thinking is. Benicio. There was there was. There's no. No. Ponder water source anywhere near where my mailbox is. So all I was thinking is, where did this little guy think he was going? Yeah. Where was he coming from and where was he going? Because he ain't supposed to be here. There's nothing for him here. No. But now he doesn't have to worry about it, but still. There was also one over by our target that slowed traffic way down. And it was a huge snapper turtle.

39:39And then run with that turtle. Jesus. Oh, what? I like turtles. That's not, but you were coming. You said snapper turtles. Oh, yeah, but you met the other thing. Denver Broncos won 20 to 13 over the Jags. We tried that power trip parlay thing where we all picked four spreads and you have to go for for four to win the pool. Yep. Win the pot. Chris got three out of four wrong. Jesus. Chris will got three out of four wrong. I went two and two. Not great. One of them I got wrong was the Bears and the Vikings. Socks had three right, but the Broncos buzz killed it because you had the Jags in what two and a half. Yeah. So they lost by seven. So you almost won it, but again, getting to 14 parlay. Not easy. No. Man. So but holize in the Denver Broncos cost you $150. Yeah. Crazy.

40:39I guess it's possible that we could go all season. Nobody wins. It is possible. It is. It's highly unlikely sure. Right. The fact that there's four of us a week taking a shot at it and sauce what's 18 times four? 18 times four. That's a really good question. Can I guess? Sure. Yeah. Is it 112? No. 18 times four. Oh. Is it 72? 72. Look at you. 104. So to have 72 cracks at a 14 parlay and go for 72 would be pretty unlikely. Right. We're going to get this done. I wonder how. Yeah, Creas will be here Wednesday. So should we do a Wednesday? Oh, sure. I'm sure he can probably phone him in. You passed away. What really matters though is this? Hey, Zach. Chris. The heart smells like mushrooms.

41:40That's according to a cardiac anesthesiologist. It's what a heart smells like mushroom. And Jeff Dahmer. Yeah, he must have loved mushrooms. Well, I don't like mushrooms. Yeah. That's a problem in it. So probably not going to eat a heart. Yeah. You never know. Barakuda. Coward is good. Is that right? Yeah, tastes like steak. I could feed it to you right now. You don't know. Oh, man. I don't know. Please don't tell me. Yeah. Yeah, it's like cow tongue, man. Oh, god. Gully. Gula. So let's say you're on a you're on a flight in your in South America and you're playing crashes and you're on like on the top of a mountain. Everybody has to start eating each other. My calm down. I know Chris is late for his meeting. But it's a cannibal situation where it's like, yeah, look, those three people are dead. So we're going to have to start eating them first. I call the butt. You have to eat an internal organ first, which one do you pick and why?

42:41This is a weird question. It's cold up there, right? Internal organ. Internal. Were you listening to the big story? Like Luke Sasque. Been that bang. Wow. Um, do you like mushrooms? I do. Yeah, I do. I really like mushrooms. Smells like mushrooms. Have you ever done mushrooms? Uh, no, I'm afraid to. I would believe in yourself. Be brave. Yeah, it's a place to start. Do some mushrooms and then eat one. I may be in the right setting. Stomach, lungs, heart, kidney, pancreas, small intestine, large intestine, liver. What do we eat? Wouldn't it be the lungs? Why did you look at me like, there's only one answer? Because I know you're starving to death. Or an obvious one. Yeah. Wouldn't it be? Yeah, you said it like, why are we even discussing this? It's obvious. It's like, I mean, what isn't it the large intestine that's like 48 feet long when you unravel it?

43:44Yeah, but there's poop in there. Yeah, well, that's twice answer. I call all the small intestine. I don't know though you know. Fuck you. Old man. Do I call it a cream filled donut? No, but okay, so hang on. So in your mind, the large intestine is too long. Yeah, so you wouldn't start there. I don't want to start there. But why were you leaning towards lungs? I don't know, because they're big. Probably spongy. Yeah, I'm a texture guy. Yeah. Yeah, I guess you go butt cheeks. I mean, really that's what's the. So liver is the, I thought that would be the obvious one. This is a weird thing. Isn't there a lot of stuff in there? Hey, you brought it up. You brought it up. That's not check the tape. That's not right. Can I tell you guys a true, awesome fact that I was just, just told from a good source. You know, we mentioned earlier that the antennae seed that they showed video, that guy squirting water on the bottom of the cleats and it was kind of smoking.

44:45Yep. That's not AI. That's true. Wow. The Viking said the same issue when they played in Illinois at the bears. I should say the bears at the Illinois stadium. Remember that? It was getting remodeled. It was over 130 degrees on the turf in Champailla, Illinois and some of the cleats were actually melting. According to the story on ESPN, 157 in Nashville. Players cleats were melting. Egos coach Nick Seriani needed an IV because of the extreme heat conditions. Man, he was hung over. Um, he was dehydrated. No, me. How do you say this guy's name? Philadelphia left tackle Jordan Mylada? I think that's pretty close. We're going to go with that. He's the players rapper. He was the team's players rep in 2025. He said, this is another reason the union should push for the league to do away with turf surfaces. Yeah, man. I agreed. You can feel the heat coming up from the field. You can feel it coming up like you're standing on a griddle. And I've never been in heat that hot before, but she's a weezman.

45:46Yeah, that's awful. The temperature in Nashville for Sunday's game was 95 degrees with a heat index around 105, but again, coming off the turf 157. I'd be like the coach of the basketball team. Scott Bayo, or whatever in Timberwolves. What's that? Scott Howard in Teenal. Scott Bayo in Timberwolves. Yeah, we like, you know, do we have to play this game? Let's play a little ball here. How about we just forfeit? All right. It means that much to you. Great. Teen Wolf would have been infinitely worse with Scott Bayo. Yeah, infinitely worse. Nick Sireani, by the way, this is the quote of the day. Nick Sireani just said, it was hot as ass. Yeah, yeah, good. Yeah, man. I hope it's not like that in Tampa. Yeah, 86 so far, Hogsteady. Guys, we're 2 and 0. I mean, can you believe? Yeah, hell yeah. This is best case scenario. And we haven't even started our starting quarterback yet. Well said. Easily could have been 0 and 2. Right? If the Packers have Micah Parsons and Josh Jacobs,

46:48that's a tough, tough, tough game. Yeah, there are both. The Bears put up 59 points in week one, but somehow Flores is defense. Hell, them to 3 in the rain. But you know what, dude? Unbelievable. Sometimes teams are just destined. And maybe this is the year we're destined. Yeah, man. Maybe it is, man. Maybe this is the year everything goes right. Everything that had to happen first of when yesterday happened. Correct. I like your optimism, Mr. Hogsteady. I'm an optimistic son of a bitch. To go eat some lungs. OK. What? I know this is a day on. Would you go eat some honey and just ruin that poor beast life? If you're just tuning in, he wasn't calling my wife a bitch. He meant honey bees and the fact that they work to make honey. Yeah, I can't come in. I just want to go eat honey and ruin that beast life. We could be just tuned in. That wasn't aimed at you, Angie. He's talking about actual honey bees. Uh, 90 newties next. We'll see you tomorrow. I don't even have a wonderful date. See you. I love you so much. We're 100.

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