Zacass Is Built Different

0:00Welcome back, Frick and Frick. Welcome to the Jungle, ABC Wednesdays. Abbott is back. It's going to be the best year yet. Thank you. Now we can finally turn this up. And everyone's going wild. You don't think you run this school. But you don't. It's going great. Abbott Elementary. Anything can happen in the jungle. Frick, guys. All new Wednesdays on ABC and stream next day on Hulu. I always lose my wallet. Thomas is deep. I know. I don't know what my wallet is. Everyday I don't know my wallet is that. I never know where it is. I got my wallet. Are you a back pocket wallet? Or are you put it broke with new technology? With tap to pay and you can put your ID on your phone? I try not to carry my wallet. Yeah, that's actually a good idea. I don't know what skinny niggas got this problem. But sitting on the wallet is a big deal.

1:02Gea back problem. Yeah, definitely. So I don't want to put it in my front pocket. Because that looks crazy. And it looks like Rob me. Can you tell I have a wallet? No. Oh, it's right here. Oh. It's like super off. It's like a sardine can. You're looking for it. Yeah. Yo, what up, this is Boyd David Lucas, another episode of Fish With David Lucas. And today I got the crazy and funny Zac As, straight from Zac As, the star of the new movie. What up, dude? What up, bro? I got to give you a worm. So the Mexican home over there gave me this crazy ass, corks set up. You put bread in it and it got hook set.

2:02But I've never fish with bread in my whole life. But he says this is the secret. I know from this is supposed to be the secret, bro. I feel like they like that. Yeah, bro. These fish are dumb as shit. Niggas eating fucking sandwich me in the ship. We're going to see if I put a fish out of my fuck, I'm going to start bringing a loaf of bread to fish. Zac As is going to be on the worms. Throw it out down. There we go. So we get. You remember how the cast brought you from the Midwest? Think I do. Need some help? Need a tutorial? Yeah. I thought I thought the first one out there for you, though. Sick. Bro, he catching all the fish with them tortillas. No, my man. So how do you feel with your new movie out? I'm stoked. Yeah, I mean, it's awesome. It's crazy.

3:02It's the last Jackass. Johnny Knackville just got with two. Yeah, I mean, it's just like that, you know, you can't get hit in the head. I mean, I'm in the end of the day. I'm just happy we got to be a part of it at all. Yeah. Yeah, no, it was really fun. You know, I'm happy I got to be a part of it. Do you feel like the young crew that he has added? Because Adam Ray was in the movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was so far. He's great. He feels like the young crew that he added could like take over and. I don't know if there is a lot of people that are going to be in the movie. Yeah, I'm going to be a part of it. I'm going to be a part of it. Yeah. I think we can all do our, I still think we're all genuinely funny and everything can do, other things like poopies and I just made a show. It's going to come out in October. Nice. So that's pretty sick. To theaters or what? It's going to be on like streaming. I think it'll be on like multiple streaming services and stuff. But I think it's going to be on prime and to be. We're going to be on the show. I think we're going to be on the show.

4:02Yeah. But it's called sports hurts. And it's like where every episode is like us like doing stunts and stuff that involve a different sport. And it was pretty fun. Like we had Cam Newton out there. Like it's like dude, I suck at sports. So bad. We had Cam Newton in an episode. We had rampage jacks in an episode for like an M.A. He's comedy. Oh, yeah, he's funny. He's funny. Yeah. I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be a part of it. I'm going to be like, I'm going to be a part of it. Oh, yeah, he's funny. He's funny. Yeah. Dude, he might be more famous as a streamer than he was as a fighter. Oh, 100%. 100%. He's so crazy. He's very clippable. Yeah. And then you don't realize this guy that can kill you also has a sense of humor. It's the best thing in the world. Yeah, dude. He punched me in the stomach so hard I shit. For real? Yeah. It's crazy. Bro, all that fighting shit is out the window. Yeah. I'm older now. I'm not fighting, bro.

5:02Yeah. I got a gun like this for a reason. Yeah, like I wouldn't even want to do like like there's no like that YouTubeing like boxing events and shit. Like I would never want to, you know, I'm not a boxer. Like I would not want to. The amount of money that they would have to pay me for me to sit there and take punches. I don't think they would. Also, dude, I have no reach. Like, I don't know. I have to live it. I have no. I would do it. I'm slow. I'm fat. I have no reach. And I would do somebody the same weight class as me. Three 90 second rounds. But it has to be like MMA because I'm good at grappling. I wrestle. Yeah. And I would do three 90 second rounds, but that would feel like an eternity. Oh, yeah. That would. But they would have to be in the same weight class as me and not like trained in MMA fight. Like doing someone and like, I guess like whatever weight class I would be. Dude, I would be murdered. Yeah. Me and you were in the weight class with like Brock Lesnar. Yeah.

6:02It's a big fight. Come back, dude. Oh my god. Like Kimbo Slice, bro. You're so watch it as a kid. Oh, dude. Yeah. He was not early. He was. Yeah, bro. He's. I'm good on that. I'm good on all that, bro. I'm cool on it, man. Yeah. We had this. We did this wrestling episode with this. We occurred angle come out. Oh, wow. He was super sick. He was on a good time. And they had this death match wrestler come out. The death match wrestling is like when they like, they're forced. The nails and shit. Yeah, they're like making you bleed on purpose and stuff. And he. So he had us all do like one thing that like he would do all this stuff in like one match. Right. And it was I never let that much my life. I was actually scared for a second. So the cuts are they're not pre cuts. Oh, no, dude, I got hit me with this gusset plate. And I blood all over the ring like so much. I got I literally couldn't. Food be said to go to the hospital because he had to get stitches from like. Like dude, it was crazy. Yeah, I'm good on that.

7:03Yeah. No. I mean, I do the jackass stuff because there's something about like. Yeah, I'm going to do shit like that when I was a kid, bro. Yeah, yeah. You know, like when they would be like, don't submit your tapes and they may get my buddies will get together. Yeah. We should do all this shit like getting the grocery cart and push this fast as we can to occur. But we just. Oh, yeah. But now I'd rather do that than get punched on by somebody else. Inflicting pain to yourself is way better than somebody else inflicted in pain to you. Oh, yeah. 100%. Yeah. You getting any other acting any other stuff coming away? I think you'd only big do's holding it down for Hollywood, bro. I don't know any other big do's. I mean, like, sobs, definitely. I mean, he's getting smaller. Those sobs. Yeah. He's getting smaller. But he can only play like he can only play some minor 40s. Okay. Missing the time. I mean, he's in he's getting a lot of he's getting a lot of parts. He's in everything. Yeah. Almost jealous. But yeah.

8:03But no, yeah, it's six. You know, I mean, but yeah, no, I mean, I haven't gotten much. I mean, I'm working on a cartoon right now. Get working on getting that made. And then yeah, just doing crazy shit and whatnot. Bro, I was working on this cartoon. And my agents was like, nobody would ever make that. It's called hard art. Yeah. It's about intellectually disabled teenagers. Okay. So they're retarded. That's why hard art. And they all live with their parents and they all have special powers. But their special powers is just them being like retarded. You know what I'm saying? Like one girl passes on her anxiety attacks. Another kid in a wheelchair is like slavering very, very bad. And he makes bad guys slip. And I can't remember the powers for the other ones. But my agent was like, how are you going to get that done? And I'm like, we use actual disabled people. And he's like, where are you going to find him? I said kill Tony.

9:03If you have a disabled person doing the voice, what can people say? I mean, he kind of, that's kind of right. That's why he'll do that. I think it's a great idea. Very creative. For sure. Yeah. My mind is, yeah. Oftentimes when I'm pitching my manager, she's like, where's your brain? Yeah. I was like, I love it. But he was like, he was like, do you do shrooms or we? I like, no, but these are sober thoughts. Yeah. Imagine when I come up with if I did a drug. Yeah. Yeah, man, cartoons, I'll eventually get one. But we're in like the final stage of this TV show that I've been working on for years. So, probably. Welcome back, frickin' frack. Welcome to the jungle, ABC Wednesdays. Abbott is back. It's going to be the best year yet. Thank you. Now we can finally turn this up.

10:05And everyone's going wild. You don't think you run this school. But you don't. It's going great. Abbott Elementary. Anything can happen in the jungle. Frank, guys. All new Wednesdays on ABC and stream next day on Hulu. Hey, Ryan Reynolds here from Int Mobile. Now, I don't know if you've heard, but Mint's Premium Wireless is $15 a month. But I'd like to offer one other perk. We have no stores. That means no small talk. Crazy weather we're having. No, it's not. It's just weather. It is an introverts dream. Give it a try at MintMobile.com slash Switch. Up from payment of $45 for $3 a month plan, $15 per month equivalent required. New customer offer for $3 a month only. Then full price plan options available. Taxes and fees extra. See MintMobile.com. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. But I've been working on this TV show for years, bro. During COVID, I signed a deal with Adam Sandler. And then, like, when you signed these deals, bro, sometimes they shelf you.

11:09Yeah, no, I mean, that does. I mean, yeah, it goes into like development, how. Yeah, the production house that we were with, which was the one that he used to use. They're out of their out of business. They fell through during COVID. And you're going to get something soon, bro. Keep nibbling. So now we got private investors, bro. And now it's just like legalities. Yeah. But it took forever. Out. We, they went cold on us because they were real hot about it when we first pitched it. And then I guess the timeline for the new happy medicine got pushed up. So the as soon as we finish all the happy medicine stuff, we're right back on. And then that took like two and a half years. So now all that's over there. Like, all right, buddy. So I'm like, if I was waiting on this, I'd be living in a cardboard box. Yeah, yeah. Like imagine if that's the thing, that's why it's like. In this industry, bro, you can't just had that one thing you're in love with.

12:12Oh, yeah. Or you'll be broke. You'll be, you'll be back. You got to do a bunch of other stuff. Yeah, you can, those days are over. That used to be a thing where you could be like, oh, yeah. Like so long with his career. Yeah. That don't happen no more. Yeah, not at all. Yeah, that's just crazy. Nowadays, bro, these studios are so scared to lose money. You got a damn, they're put all, if you're a new person like me, you got a damn they're put all star cast like, who can you get in it? But it's still fun, boss. I wouldn't trade this initiative from that note. Yeah, no, I feel that. Yeah, 100%. How would you get your start in the Jackass world? So I was just making viral videos and stuff. And that caught their attention, like the Jackass guys attention. And then also I had a TV show on MTV for like one season before just based off my viral videos. Yeah. Before in like 2018, it was like, it was on regular TV. So it wasn't on streaming.

13:12Okay. That wasn't really like the best time to have just on TV show. Because like, I mean, everyone. Everyone. Yeah, everyone's shipping over to streaming. But I mean, it was so fun. It was a learning experience. It was cool to be able to do it. Did it pay pretty well? It was, it was fun. I mean, it would have paid a lot better if we did season two. And that's the thing, bro, when you're coming from not making money, that first deal, you're like, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, it was great. It was life changing at that point. Yeah. Yeah, man. So it fell through. I mean, we just did, we just did the one season and like the ratings were decent. They were like, they weren't horrible. They weren't, I mean, it was just like wreck decent ratings. Right. It wasn't like bad. It wasn't amazing, though, either. And it was just like, we had to do amazing to get season two. Right. Yeah. But with streaming, bro, and I mean, also when you're on MTV, bro, at that time, you had to compete with ridiculousness playing 200 times a day.

14:18And while it's out like, yeah. When I think about MTV, that's all I know now, like wild and out in ridiculousness. You know, literally, it's crazy. But while it's out is what I can is doing the live thing now, bro, you hit me up about it. And I was like, man, I don't know. I'm trying to be on tour on a damn variety show, but I'm already in one circus with Killtony. I don't know. I want another one. And I'm like, bro, we good. And I'm like, if you break about the TV hell, yeah, bro, but yeah, man. Traveling with a group of people, we travel a group of people, bro. Regardless of what the fuck y'all are doing. Yeah. Just a lot. And so you moved out here in 2018 or before? Yeah, yeah. I mean, you're right here in 2018. With the deal? Yeah, yeah. Nice. Do you wish you would have did something different? Is anything you would have did differently with the show?

15:20I mean, like, at that point in my life, I was like partying with you, my aunt. I wish I would have been more present and not been like, so I could have been like more present during like production stuff. Yeah. And so a bunch of things just been, uh, to have probably made a better show. Oh, so, uh, you know, just that really. But I mean, yeah, like I'm sober now. I've been sober for like, uh, it's been three almost. Oh, congratulations. You're a little bit better now. Yeah. How you feel like a better human? Oh, yeah. I'm so much better. Uh, yeah, it's been, it's been so much fucking better. What do this is our only means of survival, bro? Oh, dude, I be fucked. Yeah. I'm over here. I'm like, whatever. You got one? I don't know what I have. Oh, no, no. Yeah. You'll see it. You see it. You didn't fish a lot going over Indiana? Um, a little bit of my grandpa. Yeah. Yeah. Those are like the best memories of my grandfather, bro. My grandmother didn't want shit. Yeah.

16:20He was shit, but he was just an evil man. Oh, fuck. Yeah, bro. That's easy. He was an evil man. He was abusive. That's it. Bro, I wasn't allowed, like I could only watch TV of what he watched. Yeah. I wasn't allowed to do kitchen. I couldn't watch, whatever I used, super, super, super religious. Yeah. But I guess he turned me into a damn comedian. Yeah. I mean, that worked out. Yeah. Yeah, worked out in my favor. You got to get abused to be a comedian. Yeah. That's what when I see all these fucking obviously you can tell. Like yesterday I was at the, I did a family and friends at the comedy store and I watched some of potluck. Yeah. And you can just tell these are fucking affluent or either they got influencers. Yeah. They either are like influencers. But these kids are going up there and fucking golden goose, $600 shoes. And I'm like, oh, that's, I don't know if you're ever going to make it, though, because that ain't what it takes. You know what I'm saying?

17:20Like if you are already comfortable, there's nothing in you that's going to make you go do the work to get better. Yeah. And I can, I can see that being a problem. Bro, I remember when we were hitting open mics in LA, bro, me, Mad Jones, Lance Allen, Jason Richie, Brian, Brian Day, we would all pile up in one of our cars or two cars. And we would each put in like three or four dollars because even back then, gas and LA one number like two, three dollars. Yeah. I wish it was that much money. Yeah. The golden days. But we would just all put in like three or four dollars. You know, you get $15. Yeah. You get $15 together. We could make some noise. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Three dollars a gallon, bro. We could make some real noise. Those are the good old days, bro. We go sign up. We go sign up for the open mic at the comedy store and go to carnies and split hot dogs and hamburgers. Yeah.

18:20I don't even know if comics have that camaraderie anymore, bro, because now with podcasts and clips, there's so much like division in this. And it's like, you hear comics talking shit about other comics like, bro, we are all on the same damn island. Yeah. That's true. We're the last media in my free speech, my guy. I'm not finna be for no comedian. Like, bro, one of my, I think I said this on the podcast before, one of my favorite comics, Anthony Justinate, him and Tony Henskiv, got a thing. Oh, yeah. I remember seeing that. I don't even know why. It's like, why? Yeah. I don't know. I love Anthony Justinate, bro. Love Tony Henskiv. He's like a brother to me. I don't know. I just think comedy beef is dumb. Yeah, no, definitely. It's dumb. Can we all just get along? If we all really got along, like, how would the world be? If we all agreed on the same political structure, the same money structure, the same tax structure, it'll be kind of boring.

19:21Yeah, probably. The aristocrats will be gone. What do they call that shit? Those utopian, like that George Orwell movie, like, uh, that, the book, excuse me, 1988. Oh my god. Like a utopian society where everybody's the same. Yeah, I mean, that would be kind of boring. Yeah. Yeah. Lust would be gone. Yeah. If they started making everybody look the same. Like, I don't know, bro. As a fat dude, I'm ready for them to invent a pill that gives you all the nutrients that you need for the day and just keeps you full. That would be sick. I would love that. I would love it. Dude, honestly, yeah, I mean, like, I just started taking that bound. I like it. It's been good, actually. I mean, I instead of eating all day, I'm eating twice a day. And not as much.

20:23I also have no joy in my life. Instead of eating all day. Yeah. Oh, yeah, because it gives you what apathy, right? Yeah, I don't even fuck about nothing. Yeah, no, I kind of just don't really have any joy or care in the world. No, I mean, it's not that bad. But I mean, the, the, yeah, pretty much the whole like not eating as much as it's been great. I dropped a couple LBs because I, I sort of skyrocketed up even higher. Now I'm going back down. We did some workout videos, bro. I'm so down. Yeah, I'm gonna figure that shit out. But that'll be, that'll be some kind. They would love that because we always see in shape six pack mother fuckers. What about fitness classes? What about fitness classes led by fat dudes? That would be amazing. It's the same concept as planet fitness.

21:24Yes. We don't charge a lot of money for our fitness shit. We charge this 999 a month. And it's so cheap that people forget it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, all it is like what 500,000 people to sign up, bro? Yeah, we'd be, uh, we'd be banking. That might be a cheat. Don't nobody still my deal. Fat dude fitness. Yeah, I got to go to plan a fitness later. Bro, I've been, I've been having planted fitness for like 15 years. Every time they see me, it's like he is not dreaming. It's a time of year for five years. And it's actually gotten worse. Bro, I got like three gym memberships. I should be in the best shape of my life. I got planted fitness, LA fitness for when I'm on the road. Okay, hidden in Georgia when I'm in Georgia. I got this little local gym. Nice. I can't remember the name of it. I'm a gym. Yeah, I should, you, with all the memberships I got, I should be very in shape.

22:27Yeah. But it just is what it is. I feel that. I go in there for the amenities. I go in there for the amenities. I don't know, but I will say this. At plan a fitness, I kind of feel like a king. Yeah. I feel like a king at plan. Well, if shape was from one to 10, I'm a good 6.5 at plan a fitness. Yeah. Yeah. Because either they're very, very fat and they're walking like 0.5 miles per hour on the treadmill. Yeah. Or they're very, very elderly and they're on the sit down bike. Yeah. No, that's a thing. Yeah. You don't really get the gym bros at plan a fitness because there's no like plates and all that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're not, there's not as much free weights. Right. And you don't get any of that. Yeah. It is not working, buddy. No, you got some tortillas. Tortillas.

23:28Please. The nice thing for me to go get it right. Yeah. Thank you, buddy. What if I just asked him for his tortillas and then I'll say, hey, bring it. Yeah. I like corn tortillas, but I guess these fish like flower. Is there a fish on here? Hold up now. Hold up now. Got my worms. Oh, there is a fish on here. Hey. It works. Not that's a cart. Oh, what is it?

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25:29Bolt flip. Damn. Damn. For all you niggas I said T'l'I'B'I'L. Damn. Damn son. Damn. That would be ugly in jail. Chill. I don't shit. Wait. My boy. Can you hold him by the mouth? Fuckin' pussy loops. That's crazy. Fishing is so relaxed. And bro. It is. I don't know how much you're going to nature. Yeah, not much. But this is probably about as nature as I guess. Correct. Did you live where? Hollywood. Sure, no. Oh, it's the same. Yeah. That's a lot of transplants live. Yeah. So it's been showing.

26:30All of us living the valley or Hollywood. The first place I ever live was Hollywood. Yeah. Yeah, bro. You think you live here forever? I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. We'll see. It's not a bad place to live. No, that's not right now. But it's the, bro. Like, being here, I've been here since I was a teenager, bro. Just see how expensive, bro. I remember my first apartment I had on my own was like 750. Yeah. A studio in K-town. That don't exist no more. Yeah, now it doesn't at all. That's like 1750 now. Yeah, at least. Fair minimum. Gas was $2, $3. Yeah, now everything's really expensive here. And also, like, I mean, I used the thought factor before was like, oh, you're here. There's more opportunities here. Just being here. But now I feel like it's like it doesn't really matter where you're at. I will say this.

27:31When I'm in LA, there are a lot of things that I get just by being here. Yeah. But I don't know if it balances out with how much I paid to be here. Yeah. But that's true. Also, it's like easy access to like, like, I mean. I miss a lot of auditions when I'm not here because. Yeah. Crazy or not. They're bringing back a lot of commercial auditions in person. And I really suck self-tapping. Yeah. I'm not the best at it. I've only had one success with a self-tapping. But I'm doing like five, six self-tapes a month. And I'm like, I'm like, there's one dimension. I mean, that's how I booked this last movie. Yeah. But it's like, shit, I'm one dimensional. Like, it's only so much you can do. I need to be in the room so you can fill my energy. Yeah. I definitely need to like, I feel like I should take a fucking acting class or something. I was just watching a, what's it called? What's the name? Who used to be married to Angelina Jolie?

28:33Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. Oh, Billy Bob Thornton. Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah. And he was saying he never took a acting class. Oh, no way. Because he was like, nobody can tell me how to be me. Yeah. Because he was like, he never took an act. So you never even had an acting toad, Trane? That's what he, you know how it is. Yeah. You make a million dollars in the stock market. Oh, I never even looked at stocks. You know, you know, like, yeah. I just say that when you're successful, but it's like, yeah. I never even looked at stocks. That's crazy. I just know how to do it. Like, it could be that. Who knows? Yeah. Billy Bob OG, bro. That was like what the hottest woman of our childhood, Angelina Jolie? Yeah, I mean, I would say definitely up there. Yeah, but I mean, I feel like with social media now, and there's just hot girls everywhere, but you only see them on social media. I've seen so many tricks on social media that look bad on social media. And they seem in person like, oh, they're awful.

29:33Like, they look bad as fuck on their Instagram post. They seem in person like, oh, but do you remember how like when we were younger, like it was, I think the generation before us panel Anderson, Angelina Jolie, and Zoe Sedano, whatever her name it. But like, that doesn't exist anymore because you get too much competition. Yeah. Like, remember when Holly Barrie was considered a sexist woman alive? Yeah. They don't exist anymore. Yeah, that's true. Social media is fucking a bear with that. Yeah, social media is crazy. It really is. This is the only way we can pay our bills now, bro. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'm gonna hit again. Oh, my God. Are you? No, I feel like I'm probably not getting anything. I'm probably just cutting another leaf. Oh, no.

30:33No. We still got some tortilla. Got my worms, still. Yeah, throw that bit back out. Reload. Armory loaded. How long ago? 36. Okay. Like, ten more. Okay. You forgot? Yeah. Remember what I taught you? There we go. Cool. Flaming their hopes. Would you get shot by a rifle with a bulletproof vest on? Fuck no. No. Ha, ha, ha. Uh, I mean, defend like what's? Like a hundred fifty thousand. It's for sure going to stop the bullet.

31:39Or it's just a random bulletproof vest. It's the top right. It's the military grave of this. What kind of rifle are we talking? 556. Fuck. Dude, I don't know. I feel like just the punch from that gun hurt. Oh, yeah. I mean, you're probably going to like break re. Yeah. I mean, like, you can, you can still get really fucked up just from the, just from the impact from wearing a bulletproof vest. Uh, I just got a 50 count. Dude, fuck. Yeah. I don't even have anywhere to shoot it. My backyard is not big enough. Yeah. Like, I just want my other shit in my backyard. Because I got dirt mounds and I shoot my 556, my 223. And my, uh, what's, what's the AK 706, I believe? Yeah. But this 50 count, I'm like, shh. It's, it's a lot of acres, but it's not enough for a 50 count. Yeah, that's crazy. Like that can travel like a mile and a half to mile.

32:39Yeah, that's. I'm just terrified. Somebody a mile and a half away with two. Like, yeah. That's crazy. That's so crazy. That's why I want to buy land. Like, and that's like five or ten years on the by land. And just like in the middle of the desert, like, I were outside of Vegas. Yeah, that we're going to just have all type of crazy shit. You got to drive your water in and just have ATVs and a, and like one of those globe like houses where you can see, you know, they're talking about, they're just like all, like they use them for vacation houses. Oh, yeah, that would be sick. Like three of those. And that's why I go chill when I want to just shoot shit. You blow shit up. Yeah, that would be really cool. The same name catching on. I don't know how loud a 50 count is actually in person. It's probably super loud. I've had the range and I'll tell you the louder it's going on. Yeah. It's a honey badger 300 blackout. Yeah. But I have it suppressed. And it's a short short muzzle. And without the suppressor, it's louder. In my opinion, it's louder. And like, it's almost terrifying to shoot.

33:40It is. It's like. Like, it's like, did I just get shot? Like, it feels like. Yeah. Like, your shooting was like, that I feel like I just got shot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, bro. That's sick. I, um, I love my rifles. And then I be, it's so funny when I talk to people. You know, I wish her, what's your home defense gun? Oh, 556. Is it suppressed? No. Well, good luck. You got one shot. Everybody in there is going to be disorienting. Yeah. You can't shoot those guns in the house, bro. Yeah. Everybody going to be hurting. Yeah, I know that would suck. I never really thought about that. Like, it disorienting, like shooting and gun in the house. Oh, bro. Yeah. Yeah. That's one of the things that I don't like, I haven't even thought about that. Yeah, bro. There's a reason they make suppresses for those. Because you should not, you should not be such. 556 might be alright, but that 300 blackout, bro.

34:40Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's disrespectfully loud, bro. Yeah. You might, you're going to probably wake everybody up on the block. But with it outside, with it, what, what subsonix or the suppressor, you can, I can sit right here in shoot squirrels and nobody would really know what's going on. They hear like a, oh, damn, the folks that I just do. It's like, it's just like a, like a, it's just, you don't really hear anything, but the mechanism of the gun making noise. It's nearly quiet, but it's not like on TV or hear that. What I got my first suppressor, that's what I thought I was going to hear. Yeah. I haven't, uh, I'm trying to make it gun content, bro. Oh, yeah. Did you ever watch like any of the gun tuber people already in like the gun you tubered some stuff? No, but I should start so I can get some ideas. But I, I was shooting some new guns when I was at home in Georgia.

35:40I was shooting some of my new guns and I put it on my story. And it's the most views I've ever had. It was like a hundred to seventy five thousand views. Oh, shit. And I'm like on a story. Yeah, that's crazy. And so, um, I put the next question. I'm like, do you want to see me make guns like funny gun content? And they're like, hell, yeah, I was like, all right. Well, I guess you got to get to people what they want, right? Yeah. That would be a dope as pie cast. Like, I bring you to the gun range. That would be pretty cool. I would be down content is unlimited, bro. Yeah. I like, dude, I want to like ski shooting ones. And then I haven't, I haven't been to an actual gun range. And so, whatever you kind of Georgia, bro, I do not want to shoot here in LA. Yeah. I have one gun here just for the house. Yeah. But all my shit is in Georgia, bro, because they, man, you can only have what 10 plus one here. Yeah. I got 50 round drums. That sounds really good. I got a handgun that's 20 plus one.

36:40So it's like, man, what? Yeah. There was a video recently on Instagram. And let's tell you how gay California is with their gun laws, bro. These people were actively like, you know how houses would be like in LA, where they'd be like your door. And then you got like this open area and then like the actual gate right from the street. Yeah, yeah. To come in your house. Yeah. And I just like this area that's sort of actively breaking into his car in front of his house, but in within the little gate. And I guess he left his gate open and he shot at them and he got in trouble. Fuck. Yeah. That's. And I believe in the South and places where the gun laws are very relaxed. I believe your car is an extension of your house. Yeah. The laws here are definitely a lot different. It's. I don't even know why. Yeah, I'm not sure.

37:41That's crazy, bro. This kid. He would be able to go find me a young kid, but also like, you know, people come to LA and they start being a flash. And it's like, hmm. Big mistake. Yeah. Right around the priest, my guy. Yeah. Yeah. But this kid is trying to raise like $100,000 for a lawyer, bro. And I'm just like, dude. So he don't go to prison for the. Fuck. I feel like. I was watching something. We for shooting at the car robbers. What? I guess because he wasn't in fear of his life. He went out to them. Yeah, yeah. Fuck. Yeah. That's kind of. Yeah, you kind of. I mean, that's so. I mean, you're in Indiana, bro. So yeah. My phone. Bro, we're gun laws and lacks like the South in the Midwest and way up in the northeast corner of the United States, bro.

38:44You got my phone. I walked down the street with a machine gun just for the sake of. I got this machine gun and it's my right to bear on. So insane. I can only imagine what happened to LA. If it's my walk down street with a fucking machine gun. Yeah, that would be. It cost me a good. And certainly you got the citizen out. Yeah, it's going off like crazy all the time, dude. Do you know what's the reason to machete today? Oh, yeah, that for sure. I one of the funniest ones I saw recently was. I was like, there was a zebra in. In the fucking like Sherman, or something. And I'm pretty sure that I was just tripping balls. Like he was just like, like he was like put it was like posted a video. He's like, it's right there. He's like filming and there's nothing there. Also, I saw where it was like mimes fighting.

39:47But yeah, no, the citizen app is crazy. I'll comment like a comment on them. And like, yeah, like I start like I'll make up like fake things. I got the blink app too and they send that shit in there, bro. It's not really a lot of crimes. A lot of my fuckers losing a pets. Yeah. Well, you know, fuckers are irresponsible. Yeah, there'll be like, there's just one tortoise that always gets loose over here. Tortoise? Yeah, I can giant tortoise like a really big one. And it gets loose. I'm an inter-bola bird. And I see like that it's just out and people are like, there's a tortoise in the road. And I get someone's pat like, so he has to go get it. He's slaying fish. Yeah, he's catching all fish. Is that a trout? That's a bad. On the worm. This thing is the fish whisperer. I'm against it. No, I'm fishing on him from now on.

40:48He put me onto the game of tortilla. You've been even in order to stand up. Yeah, I do. I'm on tour. Holy shit. I didn't even see that. I didn't even see that. What the fuck? I went to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom. Yeah, I do. I'm on tour. Holy shit. I didn't even see that. I didn't even see that. What the fuck? I didn't even see that. I didn't even see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I'm not going to lie. It's scared. The shit out of me, dude. Yeah, I got some more shoulder. I'll see you some invites. But I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill Tony. Tony. Right now. I'm doing more of my own stuff. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Ed幫 BYRR

41:52Yes. Things liver numb. things liver numb. I didn't really see those noches on this show. I was like, I didn't tell Tony that you were going to kill Tony or Brad. Yeah. I don't know. It's fine. Fun. You had to pull him down. I was gonna get in the loop there. Yeah. Cause that night was like 20, 25 minutes for you? Yeah, it's not bad. Not a bad little drive down town. I hate being a downtown, but. Yeah, downtown kind of sucks. It's cheap. Yeah. I'm thinking about getting this loft down there, but it's like 1899. Yeah, when my friends does have a sick loft down there though. So. But the thing is like, all right, rent will be cheaper, but then it'll be $800 a parking car. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, that's insane. I'll just keep my little West Hollywood placker. Yeah. Just Uber up there, bro. Yeah, for real. Are you gonna scooter?

42:53Yeah, I get a vest, bro. Oh, man. That'll be on the citizen app. Dave Lucas in traffic on the scooter. Yeah. That'll be on the citizen app for sure. Oh my God. Would you ride a scooter around town? Dude, fuck now. People don't drive. No, dude, people don't give a fuck about anyone that's on a bike, a motorcycle, a scooter. Dude, I would be dead. Like it's first thing, dude. That would suck. Also, I'm just imagining eating shit, like driving one of those. Oh my God, that was suck. I ride enough dirt bikes in ATVs. I take enough risk. Yeah, like. You ride ATVs? I have. It's been a long time. We gotta get you to George, bro. We filmed an episode down there. Me and Zach asked, right in dirt bikes. No jackass stuff, though. Yeah, no, you're just gonna ride. Yeah, that sounds like fun. My buddy flipped one over a few months ago. He flipped my favorite one over. After I told this fool, he'd like me ride the ATVs my whole life, I said, bro,

43:53this is, I hear you, but this is a 750 and I upgraded the torque. He's like, I got it, I got it. Bro, we wasn't, so the first, I shouldn't know it was gonna be a bad time. Yeah. Because when we were driving, I think it was me, him and my brother, and my little cousin shoot down my side by side. And I pull out on the road to go over to our trails. And next thing I know, he's blaring right by me. Yeah. And I'm like, bro, what the, like you always follow the person. So we get on the trail. Next thing I know, I see him going. Yeah. What, I don't see him going. I go first, go over the first little, whoop to do hill. And I just hear boom, boom, boom. And I look back and he's just tumbling over. And I'm like, nigga, my favorite ATV. Cause the only other option for him was to ride my Polaris. And I'm like, fuck no. It's the one that I was like, no, bro, you'll die. And then if you, if you, if you fucked this one up, bro, cause it got a lot of electronic. Yeah.

44:54Where my black one, my black one is just like old school, like crank up and go, little bit of speedometer, but it's my favorite because like it's just, I can see kids sticking up, it's gonna get me out of whatever. Yeah. He pissed me off. He still ain't paid me back son of a bitch. Yeah. I mean, that's your hollow way. You motherfucker. Big decks working at Georgia, power, nigga, you got the money. You want to get the power plant? I was making a clip and put it on my Instagram and tag it. You big back. Yeah. Yeah. I've just like mainly like moat, like motorized shit. Like I've definitely been out for a while. I've used to them out, but there's like many bikes. Like the ones with the big fat tire. Like the, I mean, I know it's a lot. Yeah, I know it's talking about. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, I don't know. I don't fuck with those bro. Yeah, they're, they're not stable. Dude, I've literally done like malls. I've done so many jumps on those.

45:54It's crazy. And like, what's even more crazy is how like, surprisingly, okay, like other than the facts that I like, like they don't have like proper suspension. So usually bounce off, right, which is bad. But like, I like, I feel like I have pretty good like four. Like I would have landed like multiple times. Yeah, but there's a suspension. Yeah, there's like no suspension. It was big ass tires. Yeah. I'm cool on that, bro. I'm cool on all that shit. But we're gonna get ready to get out of here, bro. You got your show premiering in October, right? Yeah, yeah. And the people can find you at Zach Ass on everything. Yeah, Zach Ass on Instagram. That's the name of your show. I was called Sports Hurts. Sports Terds? Sports Terds. Sports Hurts. Yeah, sports, herds. It hurts really bad. Sports, herds. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought you said herds. Yeah. All right, I got your sports hurts.

46:55Shout out to my boy Zach Ass for coming on. Official Dave Lucas, we'll get him back, y'all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome back, frickin' Frank. Welcome to the jungle, ABC Wednesdays. And Abbot is back. It's gonna be the best year yet. Thank you. Now we can finally turn this up. And everyone's going wild. Y'all think you run this school? But you don't. It's going great. Abbot Elementary. Anything can happen in the jungle, right, guys? All new Wednesdays on ABC and stream next day on Hulu. Hey, Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now, I don't know if you've heard but Mint's premium wireless is $15 a month.

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