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The Toast — The Pete Davidson Audit: Thursday, October 1st, 2026. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Good morning, girl, is it's the tallos? It's Jackson Claude and where your hoes. It's your favorite show, the fast-by-things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly, it's the toast. It sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday. Also happy October 1st to all who celebrate it. I can't believe it's October that just snuck up on us. The spooky season is upon us and actually as of yesterday we have confirmed our Halloween costume this year. We have. Totally Jaggy's idea. I couldn't have thought of anything better in the whole world. I'm so excited. I've been like kind of ideating on what I'm going to wear. Like I'm just, I'm very excited about it. I think it's going to be so great. I don't want to give anything away. We're not. I'm just going to leave it right there. Toast we never disappoints and like this year will be no different. So that's why we're seeing the Spooky season. Is here we actually read a very spooky book for the redheads the episode comes out today at some point.
So if you if you like that sort of vibe, you should read the book and listen along with us. We weirdly always do a spooky book in October. It's Rebecca's choice and she always feels seasonally appropriate. I did. Sometimes get festive with it. Yeah, we cut a little. Yeah we. We read about ghosts or not. Oh. Was it a ghost? What giving variety? It is so that was time so I feel like thoroughly spookified. Okay, good I haven't gotten into Spooky Season yet for me October 1st is obviously all about like birth and renewal and getting my $200 back And then I feel that I can really lean into the spooky season after like on October 2nd You have to think about inflation and interest rates because if you get what year was it? Yeah, what year was it? I'm gonna loan in 2018 for $200 How much should they be paying you back today? What is $200 from 2018 worth today? Given inflation and stuff but also you have to think about interest, but let's say I'm a nice person who's not charging interest Just given like the natural fluctuation of the stocks 262
That feels right actually it feels like more it should be more it's about a 31% increase It feels like it should be more well chats has changed in 62 and again Yes, of course if I wanted to charge interest what would think about me at the time? I was loaning it like in good faith My mistake now now as chat and then also as chat if you had had the $200 What about with interest if it was a loan that I gave you just not giving up information You can respond what about with the answer honestly, they're giving me too much information on our care anymore Happy Thursday happy Thursday. We've got pargy stories today. I'm so excited Don't you feel like I kind of started this Pete Davidson stuff? I came to it too late So I can't say but yes, I could see you having started it So I came across this pt. It's a video completely on my own on tiktok and It pissed me off so deeply and I didn't even read the comments or anything I actually then went to Instagram because I felt like I have more cultural cash on Instagram like my comment would
Sort of populate higher and I left my hate comment on Instagram And then when I went to go check back I saw like you know all my fellow influencers had like started commenting and I feel like I started it Getting is it a big thing? It is well good. I'm excited to talk about it me too So we have a viral clip to talk about in our first story No actually no actually we have a very exciting first story. I don't want to tease him Oh my god, she's like getting like a silly little smile She's like I played such a fun game on the way to work today We pulled up of course we drove separate like we pulled up next to one other Maybe we should drive together because it was raining so bad and I was like maybe it'd be better We're stronger with numbers, but then it died down a little bit So and we pulled up out of light together and so we were playing one of my personally like favorite games I could tell you were hating every minute because you hate games But it's like when I we were in separate cars windows closed So I'm listening to a song. I won't say what it is yeah, and I'm mouthing the lyrics and I'm like Jackie Guess what I'm singing it was the longest light ever the lights here in saying So and I was giving a couple of like extra clues because I was also doing hand motion So you guys tell me if you know what song I'm saying. This is what Jackie saw when she looked to her left
Yeah, so something to add of the ones by Taylor stuff But I heard her say I could see her saying I remember and then I was like starting to think and by the time you rolled out your window I figured it. Mm-hmm. That's a good song Oh, no, that's not good. That's not good giving ASMR for their miscellaneous Stories like Wise high frequency vibration Cute to the stories there. They're all over the map. We're getting Cosmo and Wanda today We I feel like we always are either gender reveal or cause won't or matching remember when everyone was saying Cosmo and Wanda You ain't slick. That was a fun time like feel like culturally we get into phrases that like we beat to death Cosmo and Wanda was a good one when we were giving no when we get everyone kept saying it's giving share like I hated that area It's giving you mean it's giving share. Oh That's what started the whole it's giving thing what Shawn men is like it's giving share and he started it's giving I don't know if he started it's giving like in its totality because it people were saying it before but it's giving share
Then led to kind of the mainstreamization of it's giving okay I you know how I feel about it's giving I don't mind it as a turn of phrase. Oh, I don't love it. It's just like sort of a Like a low intellectual way of saying something, you know My feeling and by the way I say it all the time my feeling is that It's not like it replace something better. It's sort of like created a new category created a way of saying something That we didn't have a way of saying it before I just don't like it. I feel like it's just doesn't sound smart You know what I don't like and I I'm scared if I say it it's gonna become a part of my vocabulary When people start everything with I fear Okay, actually, you know who started that like okay when I say started like they didn't put these words together J. Chain Really you ever have you heard that viral audio where it's like how long is the best boss in marathon? Uh-huh, and then his friend is like I fear all of Marathon to the same length I fear or whatever and like it went so viral And I feel like that's really at least for me when I started hearing I fear and I agree
Yeah, every a sprinkle every now and then like adds nice comedic. Yeah, but it's just every time you answer a question I fear yes, I fear now. Yeah, don't live in fear. Yeah, don't live in fear. How do you feel about don't you find? I loved them okay, okay, of course, I don't that's not internet jargon. That's toast jargon Yeah, and there's never a piece of toast jargon. I could dislike Yeah, and that's an elevated way of saying you know even when I dislike something it's an elevated way of saying Yeah, that's what I'm saying it's giving is like a low Valuating way of saying something what it resembles it feels similar to It's like is what it is. Yeah, also low intellectual right so I feel that when I say Don't you find I sound like extremely British and intellectual did you find yeah, that's better than you know I know and you know is a bad stem. I feel like I'm I'm very aware of my like ums and totally is and likes um And you know is a bad one don't don't you know it sort of just like speaks to a lack of confidence in what I was just gonna say complete insecurity
Need someone to be agreeing with you and you can't just stand on your own to feed and that insecurity is still there when you say don't you find but people are so impressed with how British you are that you don't sound stupid at all It's just something so we dig deeper to the psychological meaning yeah every time I say something and I end it with you know It's giving like like you have no confidence in yourself and you're like not smarter dumb You don't even know what you just said you're not smart or dumb you're not smarter dumb You're not smart and you're not dumb you know um I like I'm just sort of itching to talk about Pete Davidson So there's anything else you want to shit chat about like let's get out of the way no we have like a cutesy Yesterday did you win at your table of course it in okay me too You didn't really to ask that Well, I guess I would know if you didn't well Ben can know Ben always says like when I play mage And I come home like at night he can feel instantly when I walk in the door if I've won or lost even though I do feel um I've kind of chilled out about mage like I'm not so crazy You see it looks so competitive and now it's like whatever yeah, I think it's like post a version
You sort of neutralize. I don't think you're like so into it in your pregnancy that like yeah, you couldn't mage all day You don't want to you don't have like that same like Drive for it. There was like a true addiction before I got pregnant I shared this on the patreon so I haven't shared it on the podcast yet But during my first trimester I was weird thing where I have like a version is not to food But to like random things and institutions in my first pregnancy like I took cross the street when I was near the kosher Versa restore like the place just like the idea that made me nauseous This summer I had a major a version to mage on that's why Jack came Ben were playing solo mage on signing He's mage on the entire summer. I couldn't even look at the table like the numbers like the idea like seriously And Obviously the aversion's got a way, but I'm just not like obsessed with it in my pregnancy You were obsessed like when you were down I was counting cards and I was forcing people to play with me You were down here in the winter We were playing every day because like you require us to play every day No, and like my levels of desperation like I literally would have picked up like a homeless person on the street and brought them in My house to come play with me like we need a fourth and now like I know it just doesn't hit the same. Yeah It's not as exciting to me. It's kind of lost but I was still obsessed. Yeah
Play a literary play every day, but in a more chill sort of normal way. Yeah. Yeah, that I guess it's better It's better. I was really addicted to like I was thinking about it all the time. Yeah Like I think that's how people are with like gambling relaxed a little bit and like falling into a more natural pattern Yeah, I just think natural cool chill mage on girls like once or twice a week. Yeah, very normal. Mm-hmm Okay, let's get into the stories. I know you're itching to talk I'm also itching to tell everyone about today's lead sponsor Oh, who we got I was just a little company known as the Amazon MGM studios You know comes a gripping psychological thriller based on the best selling novel by Colleen Hoover So Verity we've been talking about it all we extarring Dakota Johnson and And lo and Ashley a struggling writer hired to ghost right for renowned author Verity Crawford Who's of course played by Anne Hathaway? The job takes low into the remote Crawford estate where she discovers What appears to be various are autobiographical notes filled with disturbing confessions about her life And her husband Jeremy who's played by Josh Hartnett as low in his pulled deeper into Verity's world The lines between fiction and reality manipulation and attraction and opportunity and obsession begin to blur
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Mm-hmm things had happened differently and like we need to celebrate this absolute miracle Like and everyone's like making jokes because it's like just because nothing ended up happening. Thank God Because the worst outcome didn't happen, but yesterday on a flight from Dubai to Israel There were two pilots in the cockpit and one of them was a terrorist spoiler alert spoiler alert As they were like approaching Israel, but I think they were over Saudi airspace at the time He stabbed his copilot multiple times Thankfully the copilot as he was like going down he opened the cabin door and the flight was like full of Israelis who are trained ever There's a draft in Israel so like a lot of most Israelis walking around were like you know in the Air Force or medic or combatant Yeah, and so the Terrorist got control of the airplane plunge the airplane down. I think it was like In 30 seconds less than two minutes and in that time I was actually an Israeli plumber who like got into the cockpit put the terrorist in a chokehold Like threw him back to the crowd of passengers
We're waiting to like restrain him and the plumber actually leveled the plane and there happened to be like another flight crew on the plane I look at other pilot on the plane because they were gonna fly the plane next And they landed the plane safely in Saudi Arabia the regular pilot who was stabbed is okay He was that okay. He wasn't in addition. He's not dead. Yeah, but he's such a hero He saved every there were a hundred and eighty people on the plane number 27 children The plane was doing a nose dive into the ground and not only were they able to stop the attack by a miracle Like a serious miracle, but also by all accounts the plane should have like shred like Distintegrated by going down that fast from the GeForce Like it's a miracle that it didn't uh-huh and that it stayed intact I think it lost some of its tail or something, but like the whole situation is so incredible They emergency landed in Saudi Arabia where like everyone was tended to medical and um and then they went and they Arrived safely in his room and now they're all like heroes at home It's a group full of people that wouldn't that should have been dead. No, and by the way not only dead
Who knows where they were taking that plane right? Into the Burj Khalifa right and who knows What they would have hit on the ground of course, and even it right if it was failed and then also this The whole situation about so many different countries. It's Saudi air sprays. It's an um Emirati flight from Dubai. It was an Omani pilot. It's a plane full of Israelis like and the region is already On fire both literally yeah, and then you have all of these countries like working together Would have broke out how many lives were saved by this group of people is a miracle It's true Everybody knows that this happened yesterday, but you absolutely have to right and if it did if it happened differently Like we all would have heard about it right because it was like potentially so catastrophic Oh, um, but you know, of course the New York Times is saying that there was an altercation Mm-hmm incident that caused the flight to be diverted diverted and actually have been diverted one time I can tell you is nothing like this. It was actually really traumatic in a different way We had to land in Pittsburgh where Jackie and I sat at a hotel and I'd up getting a hair in our spaghetti But we digress this is not about us. No and nothing
They just so amazing. It is it is really make a movie about it and it's not you know I People are already reporting on it in such a false way You know what well people because it is so unbelievable and anytime there's like a Jewish person involved in anything like everybody puts their tin foil hats on This is impossible. They staged it to be victims. There's a lot of theories um On the internet about it, which is just like upsetting because it's such an amazing story Not even that but just like the media downplaying it. Yeah, there was an altercation and the flight diverted and everyone's okay Like that's like I imagine calling you night in 93 Uh, no, I think this had an incident. Yeah, not even a cockpit. Yeah What what happened? Yeah, yeah It's an amazing story. It's an amazing story. It's so happy like thank you God Truly an act of God. Yeah, and to the heroes on the plate and the pilot The pilot the plumber the one pilot the not the other obvious the terrorist Um, and the airlines littered like someone like was speaking from the airline. They were like we hired a terrorist That's insane. Yeah, it's really when you're hiring pilots like of course you should be careful when you hire anyone. Yeah
A pilot. I just feel like there should be some systems in place, you know Yeah, it's a lot of power. It is a lot of power. Yes, responsibility. Yes, it is Our net is raining so loud here. You hear it? Yes, I hear it. That's crazy. I hope it comes through on the microphones because it is very ambiant I'm feeling extremely relaxed. Yeah, like it's why no it's what they play in a spa like when you lay down Yeah, white or when you go to sleep it's not the nan at place. Yeah, totally. Yeah, so um, I hope you enjoy this I hope you don't have to pee because if you do it's just sort of gonna you do go pee me Anyone listening. Yeah, you can take your AirPods to the bathroom. Yeah, you could take a break from work I love when people actually listen to us in such unique places like I know I've always been tagged in people like during labor um, I definitely have listened to the toast while you know pinching a love You know have to pee. I always have to pee. Well, do you want to go pee? No, no, no, no
I'm just saying don't get a UTI if you have to pee just go so try to get you guys can be so dangerous and like destabilizing oh Speaking of I would like to clear up a rumor from yesterday's episode because we post we had this hilarious conversation about Instacart and we posted a real limit a lot of people think it was like a very organic Instacart integration now Instacart you can advertise man. Instacart should definitely like be running us our check and be like white listing that video and Posting it all over social media, but that was not an advertisement I don't think we've ever been sponsored by Instacart. I'm their number one customer But I just want to clear the air like no FTC violations here. That was just completely organic. Yeah, for sure, but I guess that's good that people that people thought it was not no it's better if it isn't out of people don't realize Yeah, it's best kind of I think the best kind of situation is like one where we get it's one where we get a check Yeah, and we didn't get one so Doing free advertisements and you guys like thought we were taking more of the ad box Yeah, and we weren't like we weren't just like conversing about our favorite brands, which won't happen again Our next story speaking of influencers influencing Like this is my time David sin is making waves. He gave an interview with variety. He talked about a lot of things
He's making a lot of waves There's a lot of votes about his dad and his kid Mariana He talks about influencers and I'm gonna play the video because it's not like so long No, and it needs to be heard for you guys to understand my personal frustration like I think what I really want you to focus on here when you listen to the video Is his tone obviously it's what he's saying, but them because sort of like anger and like aggravation And like aggressive nature of his tone, so he just take it to the primary source and you guys can judge for yourselves Ad and it makes me sad, you know and girls are just talking to themselves on there And they're like okay come get ready with me. I'm like who the fuck are you? What do you do? Nothing what the fuck is this They make 40 millilitre a year what and then I'm like the world's broken There's girls by age that go on TikTok and they'll like mutter like a thing and then do this like dance and I'm like What the fuck are you doing? This is insane. There's no one else see how fucking insane and lame this is and these girls are like
Super famous like everyone's like oh my god. I can't believe I'm like What? Oh, this is the first time I felt really old But I do think about it like once a week on my should I just start an only fans and show softcock Like really tight on the way and just softcock in the tire We'll just keep you know keep trying I don't know yeah, if it all goes to fail I could just soft soft cock it. We all could We can soft cock it It's bad So understandably this video is like sort of taken the internet by storm when I saw it I was so like put off by it for so many reasons like You know, I think that the conversations around influencers like are so um Outsize because it is this like sort of thing where yeah like a girl does make 40 million dollars and men do it too Not nearly at the same level like it's this female dominated industry where women make a lot of money And it's always being criticized and I always feel like it's being unfairly criticized because it is so female dominated But I was like Okay, maybe I would hear and let's say the person sitting in this interview was a coal miner
And they said exactly what pt. David's and zed I would still feel like it was rude, but I would feel like they had a little bit Of a leg to stand on when it comes like work ethic very hard and hard work This is a person who like literally doesn't work and when he does he like smokes pot and there's a camera And he's like talking in Kevin Hart like that's not exactly hard work either I would say it's probably the same amount of effort that it takes to film a get ready with me And honestly if you've ever filmed a get ready to me They're really fucking hard like you're sweating and the angles and it's just like a lot So I just felt like if we're gonna have this conversation first of all pt. David's in his zone Not the messenger for this topic and two the undertone in which he's delivering this Yeah, it's like so aggressive He david sin hates women It is so mean and like yes influencing can be done by either gender so like for him to just say girls It's very intentional He sounds so like full of hate and then a lot of people like it's a joke you don't get it like where was the joke I guess the end like was technically his joke about like soft-cocking it which is not funny But that was the least offensive part of the video That was like there's two parts of the video once he starts talking about only fans and it's like you know
There's a difference between influencers and only fans and people who are doing get ready with me So probably not on only fans and only fans models are probably not doing get ready Correct correct to completely different things So to bring it to that and like to keep talking about like his own junk and that he can go make money like first one I can't go do it. Well, that's the other thing This is a very highly paid person who relatively like does nothing like I I know he has a show coming out this year Like a TV show and I know he was on a TV show like a couple of years ago, and I think he does Live shows so he performs 60 minutes of comedy a couple maybe times a week I would say a couple times a month that does not equate hard work and we know from your the mother of your child You're not exactly like killing it as a father either so it's like you're not busy. What are you doing? You're not working hard. So why are you coming for everyone else? It's so randomly aggressive It's especially when this is a person who has literally built his career off the backs of successful women Like you're known as Ariana Grande's ex-boyfriend you know as Kim Kardashian's ex-boyfriend Like you're known as the guy who dates all the actresses who are like hotter and Like more successful than you so why gonna bite the hand that feeds you
It was just such a bad take from the wrong source now if we want to have the conversation about like our influencers But you know who are also like paid a lot and you know Maybe you could argue that they don't work that hard like athletes get a lot of money like we could have these conversations But we're only having it about influencers question mark. Yeah, and if you want to Commentate on influencers. There's things that you could say you know sure culture is broken sure The messenger is wrong and the way that he said it was so stupid get ready with me. What's wrong with get ready with me No the whole thing and it really pointed to a lack of understanding of how it works And he's also talking shit about all the people who consume this yes like you're dumb for thinking Yeah, like what's wrong with everybody that that we wash this and these are influential people But like okay, so go to another planet then because this is the one that we live on no I Hate him now. I said yesterday. I have a list of like men that I hate you very very We did him for like a very long time. I don't really pick stories about him and when I do it's like I don't want to talk about him I hate him now too. Yeah, he's on my list base the way he spoke like those teeth the lack of humor
I would say it wasn't funny. That's the other thing Even the second half which was meant to be the humorist part about like so on like yeah No, you ready showed us yourself in your underwear for a reformation nobody really what's funny is that you think you're above soft Like you sometimes I I wish I could just retire off of showing my penis and it's like well You've only gotten to the place that you are like because of your big dick energy that whole thing like we saw him in his And he's a great version, but I'm saying it's not like you're set like his biggest contribution to culture And why he is as famous as he is is because of like his looks and like Obviously, yes, he's comedy But he's not selling the venues that he's selling because he's the most talented community It's because he has a like cultural cachet which comes from being like a sex symbol and dating successful women like seriously This is such a bad take and it lacks literally an ounce of self-awareness. It's such a bad call And also you're just like like coming for girls you keep saying girls too not women It's so spooky and I feel like I admit that you feel old You admit that you're older than these people so you're coming for like young girls who are trying to make a living in the You said the word girls And you know, Emily Maddickowski has like spoken about their time together as like really negatively and like borderline abusive when it came to like
Their intimate times together and you know what like I feel like he's gotten such a Like a free pass, but also like a a glowing review from like people just love him and he's like When he really hasn't like done or contributed anything to The world outside of his relationships like for real So I just now take you like a look at p. Davidson holistically because you know, he put himself out there And I'm not like him what I'm seeing. I'm really not Yeah, yeah, he does get a pass for a couple reasons because he's like tall and he dated those girls and like It was fun for a moment and another thing of course of course, you know The 9-11 up at all His mental health issues and his drugs yes, and when he speaks about those things Drive a car into a house and we all sort of forgot about he's to be wonders. Yeah forgot about it I did forget that's what I'm saying now we're doing a Pete Davidson audit and the results are overwhelmingly negative Of course, yes, I'm assuming qualities like you said, but I don't know. I'm not like what I'm seeing. Yeah Agreed this this is not good. No, it was so aggressive like so patronizing and disrespectful
Yeah, like I hate him now and his page Paul spoken yet. Well, I literally tagged her. I said girl get him Yeah, cuz that's our queen and she like verbalized so perfectly When I talk about the influencer, I can't really like explain why it bothers me so much And I feel like when she came for that sign in Nantucket she really verbalized it in a way that was like really poignant and However, the person to respond to this is Alex Earl Because he's talking about Alex Earl. Alex Earl does get ready with me and makes $40 million. They're actually a lot of GRWM girls who are at that level and I want to say when you meet an influencer girl who's at that level Let me tell you there's not a person on earth who works harder. Of course. We different versions of like call mining Basically laborious, but let me tell you she's Alex sitting at home recording one video day and caching in for it When you get to that level Alex Cooper like that bitch doesn't stop like I'm sorry It actually is a different version of hard work, but it's it's work Alex Earl is working harder than Pete Davidson Thousand percent and also like the Nantucket thing felt Targeted at so it was page you needed to respond and I just want to say I think in this situation
Alex Earl should be responding Alex Earl comes to the front girl. We need you. Yeah. I think page like We know which where she stands when I think about like the get ready with me girls who make like $40 million And I'm talking about like influencers like even the QR for ugly right like I would say she's up there with like influencers who rake in But he's not like a I don't think that's who Well, it's like he's she's like an older version of it, but like when you think about the girls who operate at that level like from the internet Let me tell you like it's insane what goes on in their tate to taste. Yeah. I hate this. Yeah, hate Loan entirely Are you ready for our next story which is some really sweet news finally Dancing with the stars showman's have you seen this what the stars pro has confirmed her romance with the co star But it's asterisk, okay, okay, what Adele's ikeman okay has confirmed that she is dating her competitor from dancing with the stars the next pro Oh in gankin. Oh, okay, so Definitely asterisk on the asterisk even starting with Adele like she's new so even if she was dating like Sasha
I would be like okay Pro that would be bigger huge But people watch it with the stars and x pro and it was a very divisive show like they'll be in the orbit of dancing with the truth I don't know what he's in but he's on set with her he's very cute. Let me see they hard-launched They hard-launched and then everyone commented like Connerley of it. Oh my god. So glad I can you know finally say it out loud. Oh my god Just classic She's cool by the extremely good-looking couple. What's his name? Alan Gankin G-E-N-K-I-N So cute Connerley of it hard to secret a ever-kept you know he's classic and when people say that these days like they almost have to be saying it ironically because it's such like a Pick me thing to say yeah, he said oh emissator road hard launch. Oh my god I've had no one to talk to about this until now. That's cute No, that's like a very undercurrent like under like handed way of saying like so that that could finally share with the world
Conner so I don't need to keep this a secret anymore. Ha ha ha Oh my god. It's giving I knew first. I hate when people do that. Pita Mergetroid Who we spoke about yesterday? Well, this is hot Agreed. They're very good-looking couple. They are. It's exciting. It's so good for her career Like I think that in order to be like a true pro you have to like have lots of drama romance heartbreak with your fellow pros and contestants It's sort of just the life cycle of being a dancing with the stars pro Yeah, and I think you're like attracted to your fellow dancer you spend so much time together They probably like fell in love on the show and they've been dating for a long time and I think that it's really cute I think it's really cute too. We were also saying yesterday I said off the show that if I were on dancing the stars. I want my partner to be max. Maxum. Yeah, and I think just because of namesate No, I think that go like have the best time nobody else wants him Enjoy he's all yours. I think we would win. I don't know when Yeah, I have thought about it more also like I'm pretty set on Jan Rovanick Really? Yeah, one he is I have started to follow pretty much all the pros. He is so funny
He has this list called the DTM list. It's called dead to me and it's like when somebody does something like they're dead to him He basically like me we both have lists like and people can't get off the list like it's kind of like a big deal to be on the list And obviously the Taylor connection. I don't know if he's gonna go on tour But like I would love to like stay in contact with him after my season in case any tickets or something Um, and I think we would really get along and he's just like funny. Oh cute Yeah, I'm pretty set. Are you in it to win it? I don't know he's crushing it with Yeah, Tatiana. Yes, and like I have to give him grace for last season. We were pretty hard on him It was his first season. Yeah, and he's coming off the Taylor Tory probably thinks he's like a hot shot When I saw like this season the two first year pros were out the first week exactly Honestly, the fact that he made it so far is impressive. Yeah, and I think he will make it really far with Tatiana He's my king. Yeah, what and also I love his name like I can't call him Jan Rovanick like I just love saying it I mean if Joey Grazio today was a pro. I would I would take match with him again Maxim yes, you keep saying it like that. It's all about like the vocal stem Alan Bernstein just like doesn't hit you know. Yeah, it's trash a far bird last night
I was like craving like some good dancers. I went on YouTube to like watch some of the best dance Would you google like dance with the stars compilation? Yeah, no, I didn't want to watch a compilation like what to choose my and I didn't have a positive experience everyone said I had to watch Jordan Fisher's like Three-way salsa mm-hmm Corbin Blue you watch just three-way with Jordan Fisher. I literally watched him Oh, wait Corbin Blue was in the dance. You know how they do that part dedication night. I just I think I might Dedicated to Corbin Blue. I might have to skip that night this year. I'm uncomfortable You know what when I think about the impact that Corbin Blue had on my childhood like yeah I also might dedicate my dad. You might also have a three-some one Well, you know what I was thinking the other night like if I was on dance with the stars, which I never want to be Who would I dedicate to because like obviously I have three sisters like I can't choose one And to be honest like I don't think Ben would do a good job and like it would give me like the echo It would have to be you right be me because also like the story that you would tell about like the our business Yeah, of course like we would just talk about the toast right and dancing with the stars and like how we're so sympatic So like I think everyone under Samites me and that would be my dream
Yeah, no, I think that we would crush it except for the fact that I have an aversion to three-way Yeah, it's like it's very corny and like awkward. Yeah, and so even this salsa with Lindsay Corbin and Jordan like which people commented I started I think you have to watch this. Mm-hmm. It was uncomfortable She's like going back. I just plan a trip for when dedication I was like you would in fact take like a vacation. No, I'm not recapping the next day I am it's I'm comfy. Oh, I don't know if you saw like people dying for next week dance with a star speed story number one Okay, I love it. Give me two. I feel that it'll help with the flow I love it. Sometimes when we have like some it's how I felt about pt. It's in today. You're like it's like when you used to poop Like just get it out. Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm at that stage of pregnancy where I had so many boogers Like I just want to say if you saw me driving to work today my finger like show to my nose I only want to say you're driving to work today. And did you see me picking my nose? A whole time. I did not oh my god like the booger set come when your pregnancy turns I'm taking a picture. Yeah, I hope so they're insane and it's like I've lost really the ability to not do it in public You know because I'm so uncomfortable and if you see me going like this You know, oh just now I'm in hell. I remember that from the first pregnancy
Like kind of my biggest my leading symptom was the booger so like Different shapes and sizes and it's texture wise. It's just like an eyewear Yeah, yeah, so if you see me cruising around these streets because like the car Feels like a safe space to pick your nose, but it's not full of windows. It's literally like a fish bowl Like it's not at all Um, but you think like you have some sort of anonymity in the car like you don't yeah But like you gotta do what you gotta do. Yeah I also was looking at old like the past winners because I was like oh yeah So winners are never like Obvious, but I also feel like it's more competitive these days. I don't know why do you feel the whole all the dances were shy The whole franchise like has really like just been levelled up and up and up So yeah when you watch like when Kim was on which was like season 10 like it is different like emits Smith one Which is crazy? Who's that former Dallas cowboy from the 90s? So he's like an older athlete like a Who's the guy that's yeah, yeah, and he what yeah, and then oh, I watch him on shampoots dance with gangl. Do you have you see that one? Yes, yeah, we're the ring like um like red yeah, it tracks us. Yeah
Yeah, so that was also like that's when it's really exciting like somebody random You think like a big lanky athlete who like isn't so coordinated dance wise That's when it's really fun like even Guillermo like someone unexpected. Yeah, no, but he just like got to be amazing Yeah, and I think it also speaks to her I mean that kind of dances that what is it so special that did you know she is So I wonder what maximum would cook up for me A beating that's a human cook up for you a Spanking actually do I've seen like one clip of him yelling us. I'm next time you're on YouTube to max I'm like talk the compilation shows like ours too soft Well, so I mean used to be like a very you know culture's a strange Yes, cool and idiot sandwich a culture of change where it's like you used to be like now They're all like best friends when they talk about their connection like I've been seeing you know all these tributes to tail our hands in from Brit and it's like What do you even talk about like you're both it's not romantic you're both happily married So it's like when they talk about this love that they have for one another I guess like you really should have to experience it because it's like the trenches
But no, it used to be like training camp like boot camp your worst nightmare Not really I'm saying like everyone contestants were not me if I'm out if I'm in it. I'm in it to win it chilling I feel like not everyone's in it to win it No, Kelly Pickler's free style with Derek Huff. Have you seen Liz evander pumps fake faint with glib? I have because the more I watch dancing with the stars the more I understand her Of course, the one on the mass singer you want me to start a thousand percent sometimes you just like have to get out of Situation like she lived on a street. Yeah, right, but she's like an older woman like I fully understand my least evander pump fake vainted and like took herself out of the competition You have to see the stance between Kelly Pickler and Derek hot like it's as if it's one of his like perfect looks like his dancing with julienne She's amazing. Okay. What's a Kelly Pickler song like the one You know what I'm talking about. It's like her most famous. I don't I'll go she like started her Music career and like quickly ended and then became just sort of like a host
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She will be starring in a show called future housewives It's a drama in the works at peacock from Seth McFarlane and Brandon Braggum Future housewives is set in the decadent asteroid colony of new Beverly Hills where wealthy socialites juggle bio engineered beauty regimens ruthless rivalries and interplanetary scandals But when a young starryide outsider played by Ariana unexpectedly upends their glamorous world It exposes just how far they've drifted out of touch in a society evolving beyond superficiality In the sharply satirical yet surprisingly heartfelt reinvention of reality TV All this sounds crazy except for Seth McFarlane being a part of it No, it sounds like really legit like she's a lead role on a Seth McFarlane created show on what's a peacock? Is that we said and me on peacock? Yeah, she's sort of a darling. That's like crazy Yeah, and she doesn't have a lot of Acting experience beyond she's on Broadway, which a lot of people get plugged from Broadway Hold the phone she starred in Lifetime movie buying back my daughter and she is a piece of the to reason you like story
And she is a fear since series including NBC's St. Dennis Medical ABC's Will Trent Um, and the Roger Corman produced a tack of the 50-foot cheerleader. There are so many TV shows I was watching maybe you've said to the stars and I was seeing a commercial and I was like TV's number one show is back the tracker I've ever heard her have the TV's number one show like it wasn't saying there are so many TV shows Sorry, I digress. It's probably TV's number one show with women who lost the remote like eight o'clock p.m. on the east coast in Rural it was simply a bunch of little texts at the bottom. You know, it's not just a number one period It just made me chuckle Justin Hartley I guess I didn't know he was on the number one challenge television to know that the tracker that makes sense Yeah, Justin Hartley classic so good for Ariana I feel like her like gravy train like sort of never ends like yeah I think because she actually like is talented. I think that you know she sort of invented the this prototype of like the bright Sierra Miller the What did you say break up arc break up arc? Yes exactly if like being the wrong the wronged woman
And the fans rally behind you and they get you brand deals and like it just sort of never stops with Ariana Like like riding that into the sunset like it's not just a moment in time. Yeah, but I think it's both you know She got so much hype hype when it all happened and then she has been like successfully working every avenue Yeah, she did dance when she won right did she do dance with the stars? Didn't she do dancing at the start? I feel like that sounds right I think that was the pipeline She didn't win but she was on Yeah, and that like took her to Broadway similar like Whitney Leavitt Yeah, right, right no, and it's I feel like it's inspiring for someone like Whitney or Sierra to like watch That it's not just like this blimp It sounded flashing the pan and it doesn't have to be I mean it can be and I you need the chops like she does sing She does act because the cream rises. It's true And like you would have just never known if you I feel like a lot of people like who are fans of Ariana Maddox No, her from Levieland like very Gen Z like if you watched Vanderpirm brule's like you would die if you knew now like 10 years ago you told me like Ariana's gonna be starring in a Seth MacFarlane show
Like you watch Vanderpirm brule's and all of them were like struggling actor like waitressing as it means to become an actor Right in LA and if you looked at the cast and said one of these people is going to be on Broadway going to be in a television show going to be Emmy nominated. I wouldn't have even You could give me 15 guests. I wouldn't even set around it because for so many years she wasn't even a Cast me she was just a background. She was she in a spread and then she was Tom's girlfriend And like she wasn't really on the show and even when she was on the show she really never meaningfully contributed to it until Skamand of all oh scandabal excuse me um, and so it's actually even more impressive that she's as far as she is given the fact that she's like stossy You know like she wasn't a star of Vanderpirm brule's really at all. Yeah, she's one of just like one of the last ones standing by the end. Yeah Yeah, very impressive um and she obviously like Is being managed well too like she's a good relationship with peacock like they want to invest more in her Yes, here's her team if you wanted to know now. Okay, if you're looking to get into a Seth MacFarlane show. Oh um I'm really like podcasting like right now. I like sitting behind a desk
I feel like when you're on camera like the people can really see like what you look like and I I'm just pleased with like my angles and my Instagram stories for now. Yeah bit eventually you would want to be on a Seth MacFarlane show like when I'm done Like having my children and I get my full body makeover and like lobotomy And somebody says like we want you to start and I'd be like sure. I'll try it You know at that point I will try anything. I'm in the place now. We're like I'm actually not willing to try anything even remotely now Yeah I agree with that. I really like Seth MacFarlane. I love Seth MacFarlane. I need Ted Like There he could do no wrong because of Ted's show and I don't even think he's like done much since Ted that like I would like or watch But I don't care because we will always have Ted and Ted too It's the greatest movie of all time and you know they came out of the peacock original show like why didn't we watch it a Ted show? I don't know. I don't need like because I'm satisfied. Yeah Ted does everything for me It's true and then some with Ted too, which was also really good. I'm telling Ted. Oh my god I am Ted like I I never left the restaurant like with Ted for real. Yeah
Are you ready for our fifth and final sword which is gonna make you mad? Oh It was kind of a theme today really p. Davidson. Oh, okay. Okay. This is another trope that like makes you mad. Uh who got a g.y No, a woman having to give a man money Oh, I feel sick see a sells half of her music catalog for nearly two hundred million dollars But she may have to pay her ex-husband So see is getting a huge paycheck after selling off half of her music The singer has reportedly sold half of her stake in her music catalog to an investment company called pop house for 180 million dollars according to TMZ However, her ex-husband is likely also getting a chunk of that money thanks to their divorce So per document obtained by TMZ See it will get 165 million dollars for the songs that she wrote before getting married to Dan including cheap thrills Chandelier and more he has agreed reportedly to wait any rights to that money the songs that she wrote before they got married if she gives One million dollars. Oh Just a million just a million for all the songs that she wrote before they even got married Which he literally has no claim to because it's before they got married. Oh, yeah, so it's like yeah
I'll give if you may but why would I give you anything? Yeah, okay? That's funny then the songs that she wrote while they're married There's an extra 15 million dollars for those songs that she wrote after that they got married That money will be put aside and held in escrow which could eventually be fought over between the x's if they can't come to an agreement on it Here's the thing though. It's like Obviously, he's insane But it's like Loki a good deal like kind of just pay him yeah, like your music is worth so much more than 16 million dollars It's just like to give him like seven and a half. Wait, it's it's not even close to half That's not even close to 50% of what she's worth No, but it's like maybe she's not liquid though a lot of rich people are not Well now she is she's got a hundred oh right that I think that's probably why she sold it So girl like just give him the 15 million and then also she has to pay him 42,000 five hundred dollars a month for child support No shame like literally no shame. I'm sorry any man Extenduating circumstances not included any man who takes like child support or like uh What's the other one when you're not of kids out of line? You should be a Maris like you really said you were married for two years. Oh
Slebby is you just not getting married because like it means nothing to them Um, and they should just have like weddings and stuff like with no legal of course not legally binding. Yeah, like they'll sign the thing Yeah, like we're worried. Yeah I look like Taylor and Travis should have done something like that No, but Taylor's could we never get her to have them to a pickle like this like right or right But like see how this something's are unavoidable given like where you get married and what the law is yeah um But I feel confident that Taylor has systems in place like He's not getting a dollar Not a dollar not a dime Yeah, yeah um Highland Timothy should do that Yeah, and I think that a lot of celebrities get to a place where like they Don't even consider getting married or even engaged. They're just like with the person but like you could get married Have a wedding And just like don't do the paperwork 100% that works for me you don't even have to tell me about it And I'm surprised that like it hasn't become more of a trend within Hollywood like there's so many like you know cautionary tales of this happening to so many celebrities both male and female
And I wonder why they all continue to get married like are you guys stupid? But I also feel like it can't They probably just all think that they're different. No, but I think it actually can be done relatively successfully Like we don't hear any JLo Kim and Kanye True and JLo and Ben Affleck They both had enormous states and they got to work so quickly like painlessly Yeah, they definitely were like what's mine as mine? What's yours is yours like if we want to I think they had like a marital home That they sold in split and so yeah It's nice when they're on the same level see it and this rando are not yeah exactly And so like when one is like poor and like trying to steal from you What obviously starts and it's just arguing you know the child is accustomed to this way of life I need $42,000 a month. Sorry. I also just want to say because I know people are gonna like come or me Unless the dad has like a sole custody Sure, you can collect child support but like you don't you don't They're splitting custody Then they split the expenses, but I guess like what if one of them is like super wealthy Like then you have to go to dad's house and like dad's poor right that's what I was just No, and the child is a custom to I take it back. It's not it's not a hundred percent But like coming for like someone's work and like what's $42,000 a month per year? 40 times 12 carried the six
I'm gonna say 250 no That's really dumb. I'm gonna say seven hundred thousand dollars Five a half a million dollars plus 16 lump sum plus One million dollars plus 16 potentially half of the 15. Yeah, careful. You marry Yeah, I don't feel like it never hurts to have a prenup because like you could always cancel it She definitely did she got married in 2000. Well, yeah a lot of times celebrity She got married in the 90s a lot of celebrities have prenups that don't hold up in court That's why it's such a beauty open Kelly Briennes did always a Kelly Brienne was on a podcast Um, she spanks Saying what she spanks her kids. I saw someone sent me a quote that she's like said something that's well She's brave for going there like that's insane No, it's asking her if she's dating or like gunna date and she was like no One because she feels that it would really rattle her kids like that's just not what she's willing to do and two She feels so happy in her life. She feels like she's finally at a place where she has peace She says I get into better not like exhausted from my life
And you have to give up a lot of time and space to a person. She's like I don't want to right now So queen Kelly single until she meets the right fella. I think this is from 2018 Where she said she spanks her kids. Yeah, that's insane. Okay. Look literally. It's giving Cory gamble Oh my god. I'm sorry for bringing that up if you've been like trying to run from It's giving Cory Gale. Yeah, that was a topic of conversation in At one point in 2018 listen I think a lot of people talk about it in the privacy of their homes like you would never catch me getting involved in that topic um But Kelly Brienne Kelly Brienne is gonna Kelly Brienne. Do you want to cut that out? Kelly was in her scandal I was like I find nothing wrong with being like my parents being me and like I turn out great. Oh my god. She's so crazy um I'm really sorry for saying it. I'm repeating it again three times now And what exactly did she say? No, okay Um, never don't make up your high bad. I was kidding Um, no, that's not the podcast I saw her on I think it might have been lots of cultures says Um, and she was just like she seemed so like at peace like obviously what happened with her ex-husband is so tragic
But I think there was also like a lot of trauma there so she's probably just like a really good place Yeah, and the Kelly at the sphere one then we'll go to Vegas Uh, I hope Kelly doesn't go to the sphere because I actually don't think That I can handle it given your motion sickness You're propensity for motion sickness. Yeah, so like please no one I ever love go to the sphere Oh, okay, someone that my sister loves go to the sphere so that we can babysit So that we that so that we have caused to go to Vegas. Okay, Mimi Webb stay away from the sphere Rascal flat stay away from the sphere. Oh my god Rascal flat to the sphere like life is a highway and there's probably like all these roads like Like you could do like Chris Stapleton out the sphere. Yeah You also have to like be doing drugs. I feel I feel like the sphere for certain It's drugs You know when the grateful dead has like a residency there, but I guess you do the grateful dead drugs. No, we have no No, I think the sphere is drugs like It gives you the feeling of being on drugs because it's like psychedelic and I'm like pretty sure like Everyone in the sphere is on drugs. I know it's a family friendly environment Okay, okay, maybe not like the Wizard of Oz screenings. I'm pretty sure everybody who goes to like the musical events there
The Eagles like yeah, but Eagles might just be drugs. I think Ben has been to the sphere. Yeah, he went to see the Eagles They were on a bachelor party and there was like a show at the sphere and they went. Yeah That's two times this week he brought up the Eagles on the show. What was the first time? I said it yesterday about some the band or the football team the band You know, I happened to really like that one song that I thought was a reba song, but my bad I don't even know it. I've been running down the road trying to loosen my load I got seven women on my mind and I thought it's a reba song Because when reba was on the view nope the voice you know, like they have all the coaches performed together So it was John Legend Nile Horan add the to the list of things I always bring up I always bring up this performance reba and Gwen Stefani and they came up like singing a country song and reba started They're all looking at reba so I just assumed they were like singing one of her songs And like how cute we're all singing reba song my whole life after that. I thought that it was a And then I think I went to like an Eagles game and they were like singing. I'm like why the listen to reba like My mistake it was confusing. Yeah, that's an amazing performance Well, thank you so much for bringing that to light. I've also been seeing a lot of because you know, I'm like
The voice curious. I haven't watched it yet But um with like the new judges Queen Latifa and Riley great I've been like really interesting seeing and everything I'm seeing like looks amazing Although I do feel like Kelly is like having to fight for Contestants like with Queen Latifa. They kind of like cover the same Very maternal very boystrickening voice Um, so I think they're like fighting for people and Adam Levine and Riley green or not It's like insane that the voice keeps Adam and me employed. He's like so random. I know I know He's bare like anything a Blake Shelton who was like the king of country and the one you know the king of country He's like he's so new like maybe like a small dupe is like Gen Z Like a small province like it should be look. Oh, we'll look brines on American Idol like one of those There's a million. Yeah, she'd be Morgan Wallen because he came from the voice. He did I don't think he'd be a good coach. No, I don't think he'd take everyone drinking even Possum. No, he wouldn't be good um, okay That's our show it is. Thank you guys so much for listening of course like we couldn't appreciate it
Literally anymore like yeah But we really are thank you especially to someone who's been showing me the best eyes Most of the little spot is my party. I'm gonna play this one. It's part of my Apple podcast and you see more of this The package kind of stuff. It's a very fast review. I better be a little stunning. I'm gonna make a little town to be our Be guys an amazing day and we'll see you tomorrow. Love you. Bye
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