The McCrazies - Mark Stevens & Gavin Morris (03.10.26)

0:00No! No! 20th century studios presents the most incredible survival story of the year. I think we'll help out, man! We'll fall on October 16th to survive the unthinkable, do the impossible. You're gonna become so dangerous that the predators can't help but let you go. We're gonna get out of here. We got a fall! We got a fall! We'll fall, we're at PD 13 and theaters on October 16th get tickets now. Yeah, I remember. Looks to me years ago going to bathe and getting the last pretty bucks out. But we came into a homeless guy because he's... ...looking like he needed them all the meat. We're not buying that crazy. That's crazy, dark! I don't believe you. We're not buying that crazy, there's so. No, I'm not buying that. I don't believe you. On off the bench, these are the Maccratics. For those who have maybe been a bit liberal with the dollars of mayo that they've applied to some of their stories and thus picks us just not quite buying what they're selling.

1:03This is the Maccratics. Picks you got a couple this week? I started with El Stevo just to start us off, because any chance he gets to... ...somewhere I find a mention for a bulldozer, whether it's Jack Redpath running, Rada Laps or whatever it may be. This is his Maccratics this week. The mail this morning is that Cam Bruce, my connections close to Brisbane, saying, Cam the Bruce, they call him. Now the other name that hasn't been mentioned, look, I don't think you'll get the job, but it's Dale Morris who is revered up in Brisbane. I talk a lot to Jason Aquamanis and he thinks he's a coach in waiting. They're good mate, Sacka and Dale, but the way I could talk about Dale Morris is he says he's a Craig Maccrat type of operator. Well, well, well. El Stevo, you know Dale Morris and you said you probably don't think you'll get the job. He's not getting the job mate, that's Maccratics. That's just Maccratics. And I do like Dale Morris a lot, he's a beauty. But that was just a reference because you play for the Bulldozer's mouth, let's be honest.

2:03This other one is a guy called Gavin Morris, not the Gavin Morris or Gavin Morris's my mate, but have you listened to this? Is he a politician? He's a politician, he's a worthwhile politician. Have you listened to this bowzo? Mate, not a problem. I remember when Jennifer Hawker, I was there when Jen was a cheerleader and I said that she was on my radio show back in the day and I said, Jen, I've got a feeling you're going to become a misuniverse. And I said now if you do, you've got to come back and do an interview with me and she did. Mayor Gaff. You said when she was a cheerleader, she was going to be a misuniverse. I'm not buying that Maccratics, I'm sorry, I'm just not. Sorry, that's you. That's the Maccratics, you see. Just with now, just now, frame a reference, now I come and say, hey, just took one look at her and said, you'll be misuniverse. You'll be misuniverse. And if you come back on my radio show, never smile again. You really think it's you. She remember that conversation.

3:03Well, she's got to give me an end. Give me a hand. So Jen, hey, you're going to celebrate being misuniverse. We'll be going straight to Gavin Morris's radio show. Oh boy. Adrian's a cent through here. Flemerton already downgraded to a heavy 10, so not looking good. The draft upside by the way. When there's no 40 on the popular. There's no target on. Yeah, you've got to get around the house and do many jobs. No, I'm not doing any jobs today. Today's Liam's time. He picks up in the goal code, so I've got a rare day. So did I answer no? I've been playing. You seem to have a late time. I've been playing. I'm not going to see. Was that Mars? I've been playing. I'm bigger. What's that from? We were calling the game at Nord. And he was and a big markup in Justin Froney. He was just saying who the call team was. And then someone went for a big mark. I can't think of this. This is really said it.

4:03I've been playing. I'm bigger. So he called my name instead of. Oh, that's good. I could never get off the ground. I haven't got off the ground in the draft either 76.7% for you. 23.3%. Yeah, couple of my misses. Yeah, Bobby, Skilton, Aka, Peter McKenna. Just having quite gone according to plan. This is actually pretty cool. I SCNT. I wanted to share an inspiring local update about something happening right now at Albert Park Lake. The list is might want to support. A young man named Samuel Vorpaso is currently running continuously around the lake for 24 hours to raise money for the Starlight Children's Foundation. He's inspired, which is inspired to do this by a friend son who's battling brain cancer. He's out there running completely on his own until his treacherous weather conditions, which are these any locals in the area who can head down to your immoral office support and be greatly appreciated. And he wants to donate his fundraising page can be found here. Can you read that out? It's a Starlight fundraisers dot orgs at safe links dot protection dot outlook dot com.

5:09Starlight fundraisers. So it might be to the Starlight Children's Foundation doing incredible work. I think if you just Googled Samuel Vorpaso, the RPA double SO and Starlight Children's Foundation, that link should come up. But it's a great effort 24 hours in these ways. This way around the lake, which is a bloody boring round at the best of times. Well, keep ticking them over. Samuel, you're doing an incredible job and thanks to Deb for sending that through. That's phenomenal. And get if you're in the area, just get around and give him a clap of the cheek. Yep. Dan says Gavin Morris said the same thing to the other 99 cheerleaders. Oh boy. We've got a very humorous crew that coming from time to time. When we come back, it is off the record time on off the bench. 20th century studios presents the most incredible survival story of the year. I think we'll help out there.

6:10We'll fall on October 16th to survive the unthinkable, do the impossible. You're going to become so dangerous that the predators can't help but let you go. We're going to get out of here. We got a phone. We got a phone. We'll fall. We did PD 13 in theaters on October 16th. Get tickets now. This episode is brought to you by State Farm. No two football players are exactly alike and the same is true off the field. That's why State Farm gifts to know you so they can help personalize coverage for your life and budget. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.