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Off The Bench — Off The Record (03.10.26). Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
No! No! 20th century studios presents the most incredible survival story of the year. I think we'll help out, man! We'll fall on October 16th to survive the unthinkable, do the impossible. You're gonna become so dangerous that the predators can't help but let you go. We're gonna get out of here. We got it, folks! We got it, folks! No! We'll fall, we're at PD 13, and theaters on October 16th, get tickets now. After record for choices flooring, visit choicersflooring.com.au Your floory, our story, F-L-O-O-R-Y They can throw a dagger in the spanner amongst the pigeons. I think that we should change the A-F-L ball to a synthetic ball. Hold the alarm, we've got a grandmother hand coming your way. They've got some tools, Jesse Hogan is a tool. Forget the physical, this is all between the eyes. What is the quick perquot? A quick perquot. That one.
One of his great attributes tonight. Really sure which foot he's gonna kick it with, put the ambidextrous on both sides. Pretty excited about another great weekend of footy starting tonight. Should be a rip at tonight, it wins tonight. Should we start with tonight? Yes, we should pipe, loving the Instagram, by the way. For choices flooring, style, comfort, quality, helping you choose with confidence. He's off the bench for Maccars and for Type, our picks are former floor man. The floor is yours. Yes. I'm just seeing with the Bunsen, actually making a statement. I'm asking a question, race is off in Melbourne, I don't know. Yeah, I've hit the throw myself in here. It'll be a little bit more confidence when I'm saying here. Well, no doubt about that. I mean, the cats are on that trade by a thousand. That's the free age conversation. Absolutely. Absolutely. The season's over, but Jack Reynolds still lands himself a spot in the segment. Of course, firstly, for getting the free male coaches name, Rob. To be leading Tasmania out in 2028, John Longmuir has found a home. John Longmuir, absolutely. And then he half commits to the name of this North Melbourne mid. I've heard you talk so lovingly nearly about George Wardlow.
Do you see a Wardler? Okay. Foxford, he called the Grand Files, brilliant. Gary left a few letters out here of Hugh McLuggie's his name. Thick and defiant Grand Files. Luggie's waded McBolton went for it. Luggie's. He left the mic out. We're sponsored by Mac. He can't be leaving the mic out. The caller on trade red had called Daymo by the wrong name, because Benny Lyon was producing. So of course, he's talked to Ben first, but then he wanted to speak to Daymo. Well, saying Queensland got a Brisbane specifically and have a chat with Kevin. Hi, Kevin. Hello, here. Good. How you doing, Ben? Thanks for all your coverage. I'm Ben. Okay. Kayne's music knowledge isn't quite as scratch as we heard on Fireball. You know, you know the song closing time? Yes. Listen, Green Day. It's the Green Day. It's the Green Day. It's the Green Day. It's the Green Day. Sorry, Kebos. A lot of phone numbers flying around the S.N. building right now. I got confused every day. I'm getting confused on trade radio. Cam Luke got his wives cross between S.N. and trade radio.
A 13335548. 13736. Sorry, 13736. I read the trade radio number out by mistake. You did. Now, Kebos was trying to say individual British and display the exact opposite. Earlier, it's just an unbelievable piece of individual. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's that. You know, that again. Individual brilliance from the number 33 from the Brisbane lines. Just go back and give us one more go. Earlier, it's just an unbelievable piece of individual. I mean, that's actually good. Well, it's not an idea when you try to do a press conference, it's something screaming in the hallway. It's happening in the NBA this way. See how the piece is fit. Oh. That's disturbing. It isn't an in-law. Really excited about what we have. You know, obviously, you know, being around guys for...
This is impossible. Wasp on? What the hell? What the hell? Maybe. Tommy Morris makes the common mistake here. He's trying to cross two words. Gallant and valiant. Second game, Australia amassed six for three, 56, winning by 84 runs against in-barbed-wave valiant. Valiant. Valiant. Valiant. Valiant. Valiant into feet. All that for this. Gallant is what you were looking for. All that for 272. Nicely done, Bars. Very well done. And well done. The Mulligan's there. Yes. I mean, Australia. And I've got that with a different take on the soccer result. And the soccer rules are confident they can again match it with Brazil and tonight's second friendly in Brisbane. They drew with the South Americans one near last Friday. Say that again. I'm not sure if you can feel it. They drew with the South. Let's just give that one more go. And the soccer rules are confident they can again match it with Brazil and tonight's second friendly in Brisbane. They drew with the South Americans one near last Friday.
They drew one near. That doesn't seem like a draw. Doesn't seem right. It seems to me like a result. Sammy Edmund Gavis, a little Tony and cheek reference to Robinson here. All of the red tape around our player moment. We know they just, they wouldn't believe it. While they would be flabbergasted. They would. This is the original. Flabbergasted for that comment. Yep. There you go. Tell me Mitch is on trade radio as a new addition doing well. But it's got to be sharper than this. West Coast. Holly Reid. Yep. And Tazzy. Chris Gail. Chris Gail in the former West Indian cricketer. He just knew that Tazzy. He had the latest recruit. The left hand. The left hand. He's a wacker. Yep. You've gone Brennan Gavis. Sorry Brennan Gavis. Yeah. I've gone to Ken Hinkley. So, Brennan Gail, are they doing that? They're doing the big dogs of each club. Now I love this one from Andy Mars Live Reid. So he does a live read. The TZC is at the end of that. There's a lot of... A lot of TZC's. He gets there as quick as you possibly can. Switched to Red Energy today. TZC is for you.
Superior to Pride Primary. Low decision. Control. Low daily spots. Factuals. Val. Red Energy. I'll come by. You forward. Actually, if there's a clear advice to the right plan for you. Contact Red. On 131. I know. Bill Oetton. That was bloody good. Got it! Steve Swizzes. I'm forward. You're a target. I got that. I got that. That's it for you. Every other you. Every other you. Every other you. It's going to be quick here because we're tied on time. Kind of a can of after the grand final. Is this the last game for Brisbane for you? Thanks to Erdogan. I'm happy it's there for you. And why he lost his voice through the week. I've got a bit emotional about talking about Richmond before. I might've lost my voice. But I think with the... With the Tigers, Jon. What my concern is. Am I dying here? What my concern is with Richmond is that I don't I worry about how deep you've cut your list and the lack of experience and
You know if they only win two three four games next year Where does that leave that Adam who's a's? Oh tough, buddy. That was tough. So Janon we might just go to the break because We are gonna be taught I want to do to want to talk to eBay. So we might work No way better song today. Let's just roll on the bike discover floor and we know finishing style of the a lot of beautiful practice choices that truly reflect your style This is off the bench
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