Sick Mermaid Cured by Vampires! Vampire Hospital in Real Life

0:00It's lunchtime! Let me get some of this. Who dares to bother me? Doctor, it hurts! It's my lucky day. Dinner time. Let's dig in. Again? I need help. Where did he go? Please, please help me. A mermaid interesting. Come on, sweetie. Thank, Doc. Ah, this is what I'm talking about. Nope. The best meal ever. So good. Please, Doc, I need some help. Oh, he's back. Come on to the table. No, please don't hurt me. I never use forks. Nice belly. So good. How did that happen?

1:02I need help. I think I know what to do with her. My thief? Okay, come on. Oh, it hurts. Okay, let's see what we can do here. Oh, looks pretty bad. I think I need to take something out. Hmm, which one should I use? Bingo. This will do. Safety first, of course. Off you go. What did you do to me? Oh, yes, I almost forgot. You need some of these? Trust me. You'll love them. Let's put them here. And fix them good. Here you go. What is this? I hate you. Wait a minute. Wait. What is this? What are you doing? Don't worry. Take a look now.

2:03Well, they're back to normal. Thank you. Hug me. Oh, I think I hurt my neck. Here, I'll help. Oh, I have an idea. Does this help? Yeah, this is disgusting. What? Oh, okay. You see here. It's mine. I'll need this. Give it back. Ouch, that hurt. Oh, they're so cute. Oh, wow. So cool. Yeah, I rock. Are you okay? I don't think so. Here, I'll help you. Oh, thank you. Yeah, I'll be fine now. I'm so hungry. I need some garlic. Yummy. So good. Now it's delicious. You something smells off.

3:04Garlic. Mask, I need a mask. So good. What's that smell? What's this? I need your help. What should I do? I think this will work. This might get a little cold. Oh, look, how pretty. So beautiful. What? Babies. It's fake. Sorry, I didn't mean to. Give me this thing. Oh, this makes more sense. I think someone needs to go potty. Give me this. Okay, very interesting. Get up, get up, you're hurting me. Oh, it's my bad. My tail, you broke my tail. I've had it with you, doctor. It's okay, I can fix it.

4:09Some for me first. Where did you go? Found you. You won't feel anything anymore. Oh, no, not again. I love blood so much. Blood is so pretty. I have to stop doing that. Too late, Doc. But thank you for nothing. I'm helping out. Thank you, doctor. Bye. Wait a minute. You need to pay. Oh, my. It's getting too long. This is what your total will be. Yeah, pretty expensive. This much, oh, my. Can I pay in seashells? No. What about Pearls? Still no? Okay, this is all I have.

5:13Ops. Haha, no. Okay, okay, let me think. Look what we have here. Oh, yeah. Hey, look what I have. Oh, this is good. Let me make it better for you. Let's fill it all in. That was hard. Here you go. Give me. Delicious. Okay, I'm leaving. Oh, my BF's calling. Hi, hun. Honey, we need to break up. This can't be happening. How could he do this to me? Wait, let me check you heart. Ah, it hurts so much. Oh, my. It sounds awful in there. I need special vision. Hey, I know how to fix you. Ops, not working.

6:14I guess. What is this thing? No. This will work. Sleep girl. Okay, I'm going in now. Let's open her up. Ops, this will do. Come here heart. Oh, wow, it's really broken. We'll need to mend it with staples, of course. It will be as good as new. Here you go. Wake up. Oh, you're so amazing. My hero. That was close. High five. You let go of me. Germs, so many germs. Nobody wants me. Oh, my savior. I know what to do with them. I know what you guys want. Blood.

7:15Come on, everybody. Get your free blood. Let's go move it, people. See you later, idiots. And now for the grand finale. Works every time. I'm starving. Oh, no, I wasted all my blood. I need blood. Nothing. Nothing here, too. Who drank all my blood? It's all gone. This person's gonna pay. Not even a little sip left for me. What have you done? What's happening? You can have my blood. No, I can't do that. Oh, no, no, no. Yes, drink me. Delicious. Wow. So how do I look? Oh, my love.

8:16It's been me all along. Kiss me. Pregnant?