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HOT VS COLD Mermaids Build SECRET ROOMS For Their Crush!

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“So, Hilton called to me the superstition concierge to make your fan rituals a reality. Want to make sure our team doesn't wash your lucky jersey? Hilton's unmatched hospitality can keep up with any superstition.”From the transcript

Imagine HOT and COLD MERMAID in SECRET ROOMS 🔥 Would they FIGHT with each other, because of how different they are? 😬 Or would they argue about whose ROOM MAKEOVER is cooler? And what if they both have a CRUSH for the same guy? Watch what happens next in our FUNNY video! 🤩 #school #funny #mermaid #hot #cold #secretrooms #crush Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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HOT VS COLD Mermaids Build SECRET ROOMS For Their Crush!

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College football is back. So, Hilton called to me the superstition concierge to make your fan rituals a reality. Need a room to match your lucky number? We got you. Want to make sure our team doesn't wash your lucky jersey? Oho, that smells lucky. Hilton's unmatched hospitality can keep up with any superstition. Even a marching bandwink up call it 555 and 55 seconds. Hit it! When you need a team that will do whatever it takes on game day, it matters where you stay. Hilton, for this day. This episode is brought to you by PayPal. You know how a mom's bag has everything? Sunscreen? Snacks? A stapler? The new PayPal app is like that, but for your money. Shop, pay, manage your account, and earn rewards all in one place. And with purchase protection on eligible items, biometric security and paskeys, you're protected at every step. Download the new PayPal app to get started. See PayPal.com slash protection terms. He's so amazing!

Yeah, it's not that big. What was this? Of course! He's for life! So, uh, hmm, okay. Oh! Perfect. Now we have to wait till everyone lives. Oh, see. Thank you for the sneakers. Thank you very much. Oh, I never let you take this. Can I have this? It's butt. I finished with hairbrush. Here, thank you. Oh, my nice shirt. It's me, isn't it? I'm gonna try it.

It's so pretty dirty. Stop taking my things. I can't don't believe you anymore. Oh, where is my diary? What? What? What is this? Now? You like it too? You got married. How could you loona stop? I cannot believe this. Oh, Luna? Enjoy this. You... What have you done?

That's it. We're splitting the room. Yes. Call us footballers back. So, Hilton called to me the superstition concierge to make your fan rituals a reality. Need a room to match your lucky number? We got you. Want to make sure our team doesn't wash your lucky jersey? Oh, that smells lucky. Hilton's unmatched hospitality can keep up with any superstition. Even a marching bandwink up call it 555 and 55 seconds. Hit it! When you need a team that will do whatever it takes on game day, it matters where you stay. Hilton, for this day.

Hey, what are you doing? No, I will have my own space without you. You'll never come into my room again. Oh, they are bad. Done. Let's start decorating. What are you doing there? Leave me alone. Let's do this. Perfect. Where did you do that? Get out of your goats in your room.

Why are you doing all that? You'll see. Now get out of my room. Don't ever come back here. Don't come into my room. I have zayed with Chris. Danged with Chris. I'm calling him first. Hi. Hey Chris, you're here. Come over. Yeah, yeah, I'll be there at six. Okay, I'll be waiting. My room's going to be better. I will know your secret. Oh, god. What is that?

Blue eye shadow. Let's change this. Oh, save me! Oh, the lap of my life! He is so cute! What is this noise? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Am I running out of time? Huh? Who is still left-time to finish it? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? What is she doing? Huh? Huh? What is this? Huh? What? This is a war! Look who's not allowed in my room? Huh? Are you still out to do that? I will fix it! Huh? Huh?

Let's find out what she's doing there! Huh? She wants a better room, but I won't let her! Huh? Uh-huh! Huh? Huh? Oh! She's good! So many stuff! Where did she get them? Get out of my room! Oh! No, see what I'm for you! I'll get you! Huh? No lights for you! Some bees! Oh, what's happening? I can see! Luna! She will never come to my room! Let's decorate it! Let's rock this! That's fresh!

Need some spice! College football is back! So Hilton called to me the superstition concierge to make your fan rituals a reality! Need a room to match your lucky number? We got you! Want to make sure our team doesn't wash your lucky jersey? Oh, that smells lucky! Hilton's unmatched hospitality can keep up with any superstition! Even a marching bandwink up call at 555 and 55 seconds! Hit it! When you need a team that will do whatever it takes on game day, it matters where you stay. Hilton, for this day! Perfect! This is all for you! I can't believe it's ready! Let's fix this! That should do it! Hope I didn't waste a lot of time! Huh? Two hours before my date! Oh, my room is a mess!

Huh? Time to throw the trash out! Last piece! You're gonna regret this! I'll get you! No! Not again! You ain't even better! I have to get rid of it!

Very nice cream! What's the name? Sorry! I need to fix this! I need to remove this! This won't work! Where is it? Hope! I need to fix this! What could help? It's too dangerous! Maybe this! Somebody help me! Stop being so noisy! My sketch is ready!

Oh my! It's so beautiful! Perfect! Ten minutes left! Little mage by personality! And pearls! Red lips, of course! Chris will love it! Final touch! Oh! Hope's here! Just a minute! Ready? Come in! What's taking that so long? What are you up to? I had a crush! Hey, Saby! Where's Luna? Oh, she's sick! Hey, Chris! Let's go! Come on! Where did Saby go?

Oh, no! You come to my room! No, mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Chill! Let's have fun together! Okay! Wow! Really comfortable! We will be more comfortable in my room! No! My room! Girls, come quick! I brought food! What? What? Yummy, huh? So she... How dare you! What? Wait, what? Oh no! Don't you have a step in the towels again? That's the stairs! Laura? Oh! Oh, I'm saving Chris!

Hey, what are you so mean? I'm tired of this stupid prank! I'm going to the human world! I'll go with you. Laura? I miss you! Wish you were here! Hi, I'm back! Laura! You changed the hat? Yes! Get out of my way, loser! Oh, dear! Give me my sister, Laura! Sorry, Liam! What? Here I am. Hello? Him again at S. Today? Carlos Football is back! So, Hilton called to me the superstition concierge to make your fan rituals a reality! Need a room to match your lucky number? We got you! Want to make sure our team doesn't wash your lucky jersey? Oh, that smells lucky! Hilton's unmatched hospitality can keep up with any superstition!

Even a marching bandwink up call it 555 and 55 seconds! Hit it! When you need a team that will do whatever it takes on game day, it matters where you stay. Hilton, for this day. And who are you? I'm Laura Duh. Okay. I'm bored. Let's have some fun. Liam, you have to do something. Yeah. Yeah. What's he doing? Oh, my God. A frog. That was fun. I think you have a text now. So hard. You can always cheat. No, Liam, you have to think. Liam, can you help me with the test? Yeah. Are you trying to cheat?

Oh, oh, oh. What? No. What am I gonna do? Liam, how was the test? I'm screwed. Liam, you have to tell her the truth. Liam, we can fix this. Hi. The test, honey. Biology. What test? Give me the test, Liam. Oh. Honey, it's in a plus. Oh, my God. Good girl. I'm so proud of you. I'm gonna call everybody. That was close. Thanks, Laura. You're welcome. Oh. I'm so proud of her. Wait a minute. I'm off. Liam. Someone's in trouble. Liam, you did the test. Liam, Liam, Liam.

Liam, I brought you breakfast. Liam. Laura, can you help me? I thought you'd never ask. Now we're awake. Uh. Cheeky. No. Think as if you're life depends on it. Oh, yes. Oh, I could tonight plus. Good job. Whatever. Let's eat. Is that? It's not fish. It's chicken. Okay. This is so nice. Yeah. Okay, ladies. Here's your seat. What? That's chicken.

Okay. Oh, my God. Let's run. Don't worry, Liam. It's on me. I'm going to open my own restaurant. I quit. Oh, oh, you have to pay young lady. Oh, thank you, Laura. You're welcome. He's doing come to me. Nora. And again? No one loves me. Let's go. I can find Laura. We have to find her. Not here. She's not here. Oh. Oh. Can you cook my pet? Whoops. She's not upstairs. Oh. She's not here. You're kidding me, right? Let's check outside. Where is she?

Have you seen this girl? That's you. Very funny. We have to go, Nora. But it loves me. How are you? I'm your, um, fairy cat's mother. I know what you are. You have the best night on. Laura. Okay. What do I have to do? Just a side here. Oh. Oh, get out of my way. It's a side. No, don't do it. No. Don't sign this. But everybody will love me. We love you. You do. That's in a fish face doesn't love you. No. Only I can call her that. Not again. She's with Mermaid. Let's go home, girl. It's time for us to say goodbye. I have a game for you.

Thank you. And for you, Nora. Whatever. Oh, girls, I'm gonna miss you. Whenever fall comes back around, it always feels like a fresh start. This year, I've been layering in some styles from the new Lou LeMont fall drop. Because the weather is shifting, and I find I have to be ready for the entire day and not just one part of it. Lou LeMont's fall line has some really versatile, transitional pieces. So I can just wake up, throw on a matching set, out of jacket or a fleece, and head out, knowing that I'll feel comfortable enough to go wherever the day takes me. Check out the new fall arrivals in store and online now at louleleMont.com. This episode is brought to you by State Farm. No two football players are exactly alike, and the same is true off the field. That's why State Farm gifts to know you, so they can help personalize coverage for your life and budget. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

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