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And now back to touch her in hearty on the sports hub. This will always be the first time to reach my heart. Phoebe Kates, yep. Even though I was way too young to go, uh, boobies. And I had no idea what Judge Reinhold was doing in the bathroom. I had no idea. For years and years and years, what he was doing in the bathroom. The first concert I ever saw was the cars. Well, that's it. You're local, you're so into local bands. I saw Rico Kasek in his model wife at the time. In Baltimore, it was just me and my friend in Rico Kasek in his model wife. Eating crabs out by the water. Paulina Poroskova?
Yes. And that had to be a fun relationship because they went, oh, you're so ugly, Rico Kasek. How did you get such a beautiful woman? You're so ugly. And it's like, well, he's a brilliant musician and very successful. I'd imagine that he's kind of a turn on to see a guy in front of a crowd of, you know, 20,000 people, you know, whose ideas are making them, you know, just fun and great adulation over them. I would imagine that's a bit of a turn on. Lyle Loveton, Julia Roberts. Yeah, they were two. Like, I don't understand how they didn't understand how she would like him. Like, he's a brilliant songwriter. You know, you, like, hey, I'm going to sing a song about you. And like, and then you play it and then it's, and there are people like, you know, as you said, Fred, like in the audience, you're watching and playing people are just like
a awestruck at his talent, at talent at what? At him singing and performing this song he wrote about you. Like, holy crap. That's a pretty powerful afridizia. And women's ability to, you know, see through that kind of physical stuff is much greater than men. And how many times have you seen a woman like at a show where you did rock radio? How many times do you see a woman singing or like playing guitar, even drums at a show? And you're like, oh, yeah. And normally you wouldn't have been like, at all. Like, I remember I saw Luscious Jackson and the singer was, it was cute. And, but, you know, she wasn't someone I would be like, oh my God, I can't believe this. Not like the woman that I hooked up with from the other band. L7? No, I don't think they'd want to hook up with me because of, you know, with I'm a man. But they're touring by the way. My mailman's going to see them.
I, what's his name? Tony. Nice. Would you just make that up? He's learning. No, you know how I know my mailman's name. He's probably listening right now. What's up, Tony? He listens to the show every day. He walks around the show playing on a radio. Tony, you asked me one time what my mailman's name was and I didn't know. And the next time I saw Tony, whose name I couldn't remember, he said, my name's Tony. And I went, well, I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. And he goes, well, you didn't know on the air hearty ass. So, yes, I know Tony's name now. I've met Tony. Yes, you have met Tony. Oh, that's right. Wow, that's right. I forgot about that. You know, one of our sleepovers, no, Ryan was taking care of the house. You get another point today, Fred. There you go. And you're the mailman's insurmountable lead in the eight o'clock hours. Just keeping score for shows. Not even having to do with a game, but we do have a game of sorts. It's really more of an exercise involving young Ryan Beaton, our producer here, who the
other day, when I mentioned an old adult film title, he just didn't get it at all. And we thought, how interesting that he was both unable to deduce the double entendre of a movie title, but he just, he didn't get any of it. Okay, so I wasn't here. You had told me before, but what was the movie title he didn't get? Gladiator. All right, Gladiator. And Ryan, you were befuddled with that. You didn't understand. No, I had no idea. Yeah. You'd have to break the word up a little bit and then it becomes something else. I wasn't aware that porn movies did like, it doesn't matter. It's just, but he told you that it was a porn. But presented, yeah, presented like that. You could pretty much deduce. Well, and the way I said it was even more obvious. Yeah, you probably said glad he ate her. Yes. Thank you, friend. Take away a point.
Yeah. No, no, no, yeah. That's pretty much what I did. And he's still the audience who might not know Jonathan, you rub. But then beaten, and like in the meeting after the show was still like, what? Because they wear like skirts and stuff. Yeah, he didn't understand. Yeah, he's still didn't eating. Get it. He didn't get the mad cap world of parody porn, which exists. By the way, my porn consumption very low. Very low these days. I've, I'm old enough now that I know when people aren't enjoying it, both the man and the woman and it takes me out of the scene. Like I can tell like no one's enjoying this. I used to not know when I was younger. Now I know. I'm not care. Well, the other, no, no. I thought that I thought everyone was like loving it. Now it's just like, I know too much about how the sausage is made. Like I'm just like, no one's enjoying this. No woman wants this. The way this is happening is not the way the woman would want this at all.
Unless she was a lot of psychological damage. All right. So what's going on? So what we're going to do is, and you know, we can all play along and then we'll ask Ryan if he understands what's going on in a game that we're going to call. Ryan's beaten. He didn't. He didn't. Now Ryan is a roommate. So you know, you got to, you got to stay on your toes. They trade the one tape they have back and forth between rooms. So as we play Ryan's beaten, I will tell you, Ryan's name is Ryan Beaton, by the way. The premise of one of these almost exclusively 90s adult films. Oh Fred, you should clean up here. I've been told what movie it is based on or give you a hint of what movie that it's based on. And then you have to tell me, A, the movie that it's based on and what is the porn title of that film? Okay. All right. Okay.
We're going to begin with a film from 1990. The Ryan goes first. Yeah. Okay. It's a Tim Burton film. It's a bit of a fantasy. Oh, I know this already. I knew because it was so stupid. Yeah. I know it already. That stars Johnny Depp. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I know it. I do too. It was ridiculous. All right. I saw it. It's it I. It was like notorious. Big mistake. Yes. Ryan? What's the movie? Yes. Edward Siserhands. Okay. But what would it be called? Alcohol. What would it be called? Something's Siserhands. Oh, you are too clever. All right. You're actually too clever. You thought it might be a girl on girl film, but no. The name of the film is in its awful. And it's just so dumb. Edward Penishands. Mm-hmm. Thank you, Jason. That's interesting. That is correct.
Would you like to hear a clip from Edward Penishands? Yeah. Has somebody been working my territory? As you remember at the beginning of Edward Siserhands, the mother played by what's her name from a parenthood. She is selling door to door cosmetics and she goes up to the castle and she is doing her, like, Aevan lady thing. And so she stumbles into this home. Has somebody been working my territory? Wait a minute. Go for it. Let me see those. Oh my God. Oh my God. I can hear you are beating anything that I have. I'll just be going now. Don't go. Please. Don't go. And that is when Edward Penishands reveals his hands with your both penis. And she can't get enough.
She's like, wow. All those penises. Mm-hmm. Hey, look, Ryan's beat him. So the thing is is that you can only imagine how incredibly erotic the film is. He sure. Sure. You know, the point of porn is maybe this should turn me on. That just be weird and stupid. In the IMDv review, a door to door saleswoman stumbles across Edward and upon discovering the advantages of his hand substitutes brings him home where he falls in love with her daughter. Mm-hmm. Ryan's beat it. Beat it. That's a wrong with it. Everybody does. Everybody going to hell. How about this? A much more lined Robin Williams vehicle. I guess I've never seen it supposed to be a comedy where he plays a medical professional.
Oh, I don't think that's supposed to be a comedy. I don't know what it is. It's a comedy because Robin Williams is a kid. I can't think of the name of the movie. I have the name of the book. Okay. Do you want him to guess first? Yes. Do you want me to say? I don't know many Robin Williams movies. Just the one where he's the teacher. That would be dead poets. And that is incorrect. The movie, he also is a teacher in those balls. The movie you're discussing is Patch Adams. That is correct, John Wallet. I want to let your feet marinate in my mouth. All right. So Ryan, if they were going to do a Patch Adams, which seems like a real gross thing to make a porn all about. Yeah. Yeah. What would they call it? Patch at them. All right. Can we say the word? I don't think you can. No, you can. No. It's going to start with a nest. Yeah. SN. Yeah. And then it's going to go like, no, you can't say that on the other side.
I think they leaned into the doctor aspect of this. Sydney Steele opens the show in Elunibin where she is a boy. Yeah. I remember her watching a hot nurse have sex with a crazy patient. But the only audio I found was just some doctors doing some commentary. See, doctor, this can be educational as well. According to some studies, over half of the high school graduates in America can't find Canada or even Mexico on a globe. That was an interesting choice of words, doctor. Indeed. How hot does that sound? Ryan, there's something Taylor Wayne. You got me there. I don't know that one. I know Sydney Steele. I have a picture of her holding my crotch. Yeah. All right. Here's one. Go research of Taylor Wayne was in the movie Adams. Okay. Link Adams. Link Adams. No, no. I can't believe I wrote that down.
Yeah, you can't say. No, you're not a chance. This one you can say. Okay. This movie I have never seen, which is a hint, because I see all the movies. Yeah. I've never seen this one in its entirety. I can tell you things from the movie because it is part of the zeitgeist for people just a few years younger than me. Star-studded cast actors that went on to do other things. Days think confused. No, and I believe it is a Steven Spielberg and features a young. Goonies? Josh Brolin. That is correct. Hey, go. Say something dirty to me. Okay. Dan, I will. All right. So the movie is the goonies, Ryan. What would the porn version of the goonies be called? The goonies. No, it's no. The kids like that. Oh, boy. I like sex too. Oh, is that a guy from a machine? Steven A Smith. Oh, okay.
Same difference. I like sex too. Don't be a guy from a machine. All right. So he says goonies, which would be a modern day thing. Yeah. It's not the goonies. No, it's the, does it start with a P? Yes. Oh. Okay. I don't think you can say that. No. You can't. It's not even a word. Yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah, I don't think I don't, I wouldn't say it. It's just poo. And then the end of the goonies thing. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Everyone understands. Yeah. Now, this one had some production, though. You they even had like original music. Yeah. Yeah. I got no time for this when I'm watching. Yeah. Yeah. It's so unnecessary. It's like a wannabe director. Like, you know, getting loose too much. They the ginger is the leader of a gang who calls themselves not the goonies, but the other one. Yeah. And instead of going to the goon docs or whatever the goonies is about, they go to the
right. And now is there a sloth? I did not see a sloth. Okay. Maybe just run Jeremy was the sloth. Yeah. I can't help it, though. Here is just the goon. Well, I'm going back to the goon docs. If we go on now, we're going to get more lost than we are now. Take bucket lips. Wait for me. Yeah. Is that hersel savage? He's the conference, isn't he? No. No, no. Hersel savage is a professional. He was on the show. Please kill me. Just shoot me. Oh. Hersel savage did a did a appearance. The one. Brian. Brian. Brian. Brian's feeding. All right. Very good. Now, some of these titles really don't have much to do with the source material. This one in particular says, if you ever wondered what would happen if a porn parody
stopped at its title, look no further than blank, which is based on a 1980s romantic adventure with Michael Douglas. I know it already. It's a famous title. I've never seen it, but it's a famous. Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner based in South America. All right. What do you think it is, Brian? I don't know who those people are. Oh, Jesus. Okay. It's romancing the stone. So if the movie. I want to let your feet marinate. I've seen this movie. You have seen it. I have not. All right. So if romancing the stone, don't you touch that computer? If it's romancing the stone, what would be the name of the porn? romancing the bone. Wow. There you go. Is it okay to use as for the ray of damn right? And now I got to find it. So romancing the bone as the IMDB review will tell us pretty much stopped at its title.
And it's really just a compilation of scenes. And then the actors sitting around talking about the scenes. It's very odd. Yeah. Yeah. That was one of my hardest scenes. What do you mean one of your hardest scenes? My cleaning, deep crevice one, best actor nomination for you and Robert Thoma was. Yeah, that was really high. I got all turned on watching you run for cover, because of the rain and your nipples were higher. They're reading lines. They're not even, they didn't even memorize their lines. They're reading them off cue cards. For it, eh? Is it okay to use as for the ray of? I guess so. That's doing what I'm talking. Hey, Ryan's feeding. He's feeding. Is it okay to use as for the ray of? I guess so. Finally, mercifully. Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan movie.
Oh, not a Philadelphia. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. So, all right. There's more than one. There's more than one. There's more than one. There's more than one. But this one in particular, stars, Tracy Prince. Tracy is a widow who phones into a local radio talk show in search of a dating match. So it's not your versus a volcano. No. Okay. What do you think the movie is? Right. And it's not when Harry Bang's Sally, we're in another one. Yeah. Okay. Is that sleepless in Seattle? At a boy. Oh, give it to me or something or F me. Oh, how cool. All right. All right. I'm trying to think of what it would be. Sleepless in Seattle is the source material. Let's just say it involves a lot of group sex. Hmm. Huh. I don't know. Sleepless. So, orgy.
Well, that's maybe beaten. That's a better idea. I have. I'm. Clueless. Sleepless. What would be like it's an orgy? I don't know. The answer is sleeping with Seattle. Oh. All right. So, sleeping with Seattle is just. Okay, ladies, you can come in. Is a change room to the right where you can leave your things. Now, why there is a British person in Seattle we don't know. Okay, ladies, you can come in. Is a change room to the wrong. Maybe it's a good. A phrase. A train effect. It's doing a phrase right there. It's not once before the big event. And we're here to give it last few thoughts from the participants. So, what brings you here? Is it the thing? The notoriety? No. It's the big. All right. Ryan's beaten. It's the okay to use this for the radio. Everybody does. All right. Well, very good. Good. Ryan, you are more quiet. Ryan's beaten. It's beaten.
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Aaron Rogers throwing fits yelling at Mike McCarthy, Mike McCarthy calling him in F&A. A whole, a lot going on during that game. What is coming up this weekend? All right. We're going to start with the game in London as the Colts and Commanders are going to be playing. Jaden Daniels talking about his elbow injury. Aaron, myself to play. And is anything in the back of your head in terms of like falling awkwardly getting hit on the elbow? Concerns of what? Can I agree, injured? Not as with the braces for or so. Five that could serve as an opponent. I'm sorry. I like the idea of the London game. I like the idea of having something on early and then I generally forget that it's on. Yeah, I, unless it's a team I care a lot about, which there are not many. Right. I'm not going to watch it. But I also know that I'm going to be watching at one o'clock.
And we've talked about this red. You know, you watch either one game exclusively or you bounce around a little bit during the one o'clock window. Next thing you know, you've been sitting on the couch for three hours watching football. Yeah. And then after that, it's like, four o'clock am I really going to be focused in here for another? No. No. So if you watch a game at 9.30, are you really going to continue to sit there for another three hours starting at one? Probably not. Probably not. I do remember Jonathan Taylor going nuts last year in an international game. I think it was against Atlanta and London. He went for over 200 and had two or three touchdowns, something like that. Yeah. And that's not surprising because the games in London are just, I told you, the Jets played last year, the Jets played Denver in London. And I think it was a 13 to 10 game or something like that. So the people who know betting far better than I do always say bet the under in the instance. Yeah. And it was just in Sean Payton after the game said, great, let's just get out of here.
Yeah. Like we just wanted to survive this week and leave. Even when the Patriots, you know, when they went to Germany and lost that game, it was like 10-6 or something like that. Oh, yeah. And that's the challenge against Indianapolis. That was against Indianapolis. Was it against Indianapolis? Yeah. Yeah. So because I think the guy with the mustache was the quarterback, Gardner Minshue. Was the quarterback for that game? One game that I really don't care much about is because Tennessee is on one side of it. They are visiting Baltimore. I think that's the biggest spread on the board, too. Probably. Yeah. Maybe only interesting in that cam ward says he's getting threats from his own fans. I mean, the end of the day, people are weird. They can save whatever they want at the end of the day. But I think football will take care of a lot of it. You know, my family know the position I'm in. And you know, they know what I want it. You know, my whole life, they're in this position as well with me. At the end of the day, you know, we all, you know, take within ourselves only myself. But every guy in the locker room who's going to go through adversity at some point. And you know, at the end of the day, you just got to continue to prepare the same way.
Continue to stay the same person. You can never get too high, never get too low. He was a zero star recruit coming out of high school. He was giving, I believe he had, if any offers won. And you know, it took him five years to get to Miami and have that kind of season. I'm not sure I would have taken cam ward number one in the draft. Well, that's no other quarterback. That's, that's part of it. And the other part of it was cam ward didn't publicize that he was getting threats online. His older sister posted that. His older sister said, stop basically stop picking on my younger brother. Well, I think they were for this. I think they were picking on the family too. Yeah. I think they were finding the family and making threats. But it wasn't ward that brought it up. No, no, no, but if you're the family and you know, you, what did you do? I mean, what did anyone do, right? But like in it's easy to say it's like part of it, but it shouldn't be. Like that family shouldn't be getting messages from anybody.
The family should be being left alone. No one has to go said, first of all, you're alluded to extending eight messages to. Any athlete unless they did something to you or did something, you know, that you find like absolutely reprehensible. But you know, the idea of getting on a computer and telling a guy that he sucks, you know, is ridiculous. If you're like, I could see like I'm a fan and hey, like, you know, I didn't like when you did this one thing. I mean, if it makes you feel better, I guess, but just like this blind screaming and yelling, you suck. I don't know what's rewarding about doing that online. I know what's rewarding about doing it on the radio is you get paid. Correct. Do you remember how much of a story it was when OBJ was back with the Giants? Yes, they do. All the talking about it. Well, Odell Beckham Jr. has been cut.
As the Giants get ready to take on Arizona, here's John Harball. You know, great conversation with Odell and, you know, it's tough, but we just weren't getting enough. You know, it just wasn't working for us. I got told right. I wanted to be able to get more. I wanted him to be able to do more and get him on the field more. We just, whatever reason we weren't able to do it, put it on us. We weren't able to get it done. But at this point in time, it's kind of where we were and we needed to move on. I think for John Harball, him saying that he had a very nice conversation. It was probably just one of those moments of clarity between both him and Odell Beckham Jr. saying, but that's not really what you do anymore. And that probably arguable how well you did it even when people thought you were the greatest thing ever. So it was a cutthroat business. My question is this is that you traded for JJ McCarthy. You didn't give up much. I don't have a problem with them trading for JJ McCarthy. But say JJ McCarthy ends up playing this year and he plays really well.
Now what do you do? Now do you turn around and trade him to someone else? Do you bring his stock up and trade him and go back to what you had? No, I, if I'm the giant, I give this guy a chance in the next few weeks, get about the speed with the offense and then toss him out there and see what you're doing. And see what you have. And you bought incredibly low on a possible valuable asset. There are a variety of reasons why things didn't work out in Minnesota. But really good head coach, bring this kid in. Okay. See if you have something. I can't think of a better head coach for a quarterback or a better, same, but not better than the no conno. That like Minnesota's offense works regardless of whose quarterback. By the way, Flores, if he didn't screw around and be a dick in Miami, would be the biggest head coaching, everyone would want him as a head coach, because that defense is so sick. But it's like people say that and it's like, Kevin O'Connell is like an offensive genius. But the pressure, the situation JJ McCarthy was dropped into.
They had a playoff ready roster and he was by all accounts on this long athletic article about this. He had development that he needed to go through when he was taking tenth. So you have a kid that needs to develop plus a playoff ready roster. Here kid, we need you to start and things went to hell. Okay, because there's reports that he got hurt and things got worse. There were reports that he was incredibly lazy. And we heard that before he was taken. There was reports that I've heard on the radio that incredibly lazy. The organization just was like, what are you doing kid? You're not trying. You're not good enough not to mentally he had a real trouble, real problem coming back from injury. That was what this article explained. But now the Slate's wipe clean. There are no expectations on him. My point is that if he shows, say they go and they make the playoffs and they compete or win a playoff game.
Do you, is he your quarterback now? Yes, you've really bought into this double header of Scataboo and Jerk off chain guy. Jackson Dars. Yeah, well I would have chain guy. Either way, I would much rather, if JJ McCarthy can do it, I would much rather have McCarthy than Dart. Well, Dart, I hope they protect himself out there. I hope it happens because they have bought into that combination of an average running back and an average or below average running back and an average quarterback like I've never seen. What are JJ McCarthy was lazy because when he got to the NFL, he said, all I really had to do was hand the ball off before. What do you mean? What's there to work on? You turn around the guys there, he takes it and he writes those to the end zone. Look at that, he scored again. The thing about JJ McCarthy that I had heard, I told you guys a million times, is that in college that he was like a kind of odd kid, but odd in a way that sometimes hard on football players. Just think it's odd. Like they'd be like, he meditates before games and I'd be like, I want all my players to meditate before games.
I mean, I used to, when I was a kid, they would tell you to visualize before games, just essentially meditating. Meditation. In a sense, but then he was like, you know, way he was going to really show off in the combine and like these things. And he did. But then he got to the NFL and he was not trying. This game real quick, the Arizona Giants game, very difficult to bet. Giants have won four of the past five beatings, but the Cardinals have won four straight road games against the Giants. You'll have to ask Luke when she comes in. Yeah, we can do that. Show you a few, she withered the red socks are going to win in two. Don't, don't want to show here about that. Here we go. The battle for the AFC West is between the chiefs and the Raiders. Patrick Mahomes going to Las Vegas this weekend. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a very hostile environment. I'm trying to take it back to those Oakland Raiders days.
And so yeah, it's real, real war zone. I mean, Raiders fans are Raiders fans, but still it's in Las Vegas. So the visiting crowds have been plentiful. I remember going on Patriots game there. Lot of Patriots fans. Yeah, that's if you're going to take a road trip during the NFL season, that would be it. Well, no, you're talking about Oakland fans. You're not talking about Raiders fans. The Raiders fans in Oakland would pee on Kansas City Chief fans in the bathroom. But there were a lot of Raiders fans in Las Vegas when I lived there. Right, but they're not those psychos in Oakland. They're not the psychos, but you don't want to mess with them. I don't want to mess with anybody. I don't want to get in a fight. Do you see how cloutish these people that fight in the stands look on tape? Yeah, there's just something about the Raiders fans. They've got a different aura about it. Well, apparently if you used to go to the Coliseum and a Chiefs jersey, especially a Chiefs jersey, they would say don't do it. Like in all seriousness, don't do it. Because that we're at best you're just going to get like really hassled and like bumped into and stuff.
At worst, they're like, like if you're at a urinal peeing, like they'll stand behind you and like pee on you. And then if you go and swing on the guy, I know it's like, what? Okay, I get it. Let me at least get down and catch it in the right place. But they, but then if you go and swing it, the guy is 7000 other idiot Raiders fans are going to go jump on you and go to jail. I'm excited just for the challenge. You know, I mean, they're playing great football. You can see it on tape. That three-in-one record is real. They've been playing great the entire season. And so for us, it's another step, another challenge that we have to go up there and match. Has anyone ever told you that who he sounds like he sounds like the skipper? All right. So did you see the video of the Patriots fan seemingly trying to break up the fight in Jacksonville? Yes. And that, that, that, F and Dick had, from with the Jacksonville guy comes up and comes from behind him and just takes two cheap shots to the guy's face.
And then his flip flops come off. The flip flops that he worded the game come off because he's going to be walking around in all the filth of a stadium. And he decides to wear flip flops and I wear flip flops not wearing flip flops to an NFL stadium. And so these people of Jacksonville that are just the Creations and Horrible. He comes in and takes shots. I don't often want to, I want him in jail. Like I don't even think he was involved in the fight. I just think he saw a vulnerable guy, the guy that gets all assured on it. If you're the guy or you know that guy, call it 6177790955. I don't care what was happening. The guy walks up three steps. The big fat loser and he hits the guy in the head twice. Cheap shots, total cheap shots. Barney Fife is the security guy. It's like a, it's, it's the security guy looked like Ryan. Like Ryan's age, Ryan's build and he was like, no, bro, bro, he good like he was trying his best to look like he was trying to get involved but not get involved.
And meanwhile this guy's just taking a million cheap shots. You saw it. Got cut his face up. Oh boy, I don't like that. Oh, look at this. He's fine. I'm just going to go in here and throw some right hooks in again. With my flip flops coming off. See, I was saying you don't wear flip flops out. You never know. You never know. I'm going to hit him. I quickly hear the Sunday night game Detroit Lions, Carolina Panthers, Dan Campbell. You know, new week here, new opponent going after their place Sunday night football. Wow. Charlotte, North Carolina. Whoa. You know, it'll be, you know, it'll be loud. Wow. It's going to be, you know, one of those environments that we got to be able to, you know, have poise. Yeah. Wow. I, he reveals almost too much under the circumstances. They're playing Carolina in Carolina. You got to have poise under those circumstances. And they got to have poise under the circumstances because there will be crowd noise.
You know, they're coming off of a loss. And so they're going to want to make that right at home big game for them. So I can't hear anymore. Yes. These are all facts. Everyone's turning into Adam Schaefter. Yeah, they're all facts. These are all things that are indeed happening. Yeah. We'll get their best shot. Yeah. You think they'll try too. Yeah. Okay. Well, excellent. That's good to know. All right. Boy, that NFC South continues to be the real highlight of the NFL. Carolina, Carolina just played Bigeon Robinson a couple of weeks ago. Not shut him down, but held him in the 70 yards. Yeah. So that division sucks. Have you seen, do you know the standings in that division? Because I can tell you right now. No. Oh, John, you should know him off the top here. Yeah. Carolina's one and two. New Orleans is one and two. And Tampa Bay, so in three. Oh, there's that division for you. Okay. All right. We'll be back in just a moment. You hear somebody lost 50 pounds and immediately start making excuses why they could do it. And you can't.
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Nothing happened. He's got the same question. Where is the story? And the same opinions. Four rings. And he's back with Fred on the sports app. We had a new Jack swing thing earlier. We had, what, Jade, don't walk away. We had what parliament flashlight. We got this. I gave Adam control of the bumpers because I trusted him. I don't trust Ryan. I'm going to have to give him bumpers. Yeah. But I'll just send him out. I'll just send him vinyl of the whole album. Be great. Yeah. I want about three minutes and twenty seconds into the second song on this side. I'm going to send him. Dats. Did you allow to go to here? There's some good stuff on these. Think of that out. Cousin goals. Yeah. So I was at a ball last night. Oh, yeah. Captain's ball. Correct. The captain's ball for the P. Freighties foundation. And it's the Rayborg foundation over there. And it was at a Gana Serena. It's a very nice.
There's a picture of Kendra and I that pit that Kendra suggested what we take. And so it was good to see her and that was a picture of that up. But you know who I ran into. I already told you guys. Gary Tangway. Yeah. I, this is important because he has been studiously avoiding this show now for more than what? Two years. So did you break? Did you smooth things over? What's right up to him? I went, are you mad at me? Yeah. No Fred. No Fred. I'm not mad at you. Da, da, da, da, da. And I'm a friend there. And he talked, we talked to him for about a half an hour. And he, he's got a lot of stuff going on. I'm not sure because it's acting. I'm not sure like, but like he's got stuff coming up with like big stars. He's got a very interesting life. And that's the thing is I didn't want Gary mad at me because like I thought. I was busted his balls about stuff. I still think, but the buzz news about his stuff that I didn't want it to seem like I wouldn't
have heard his career or anything like that. You know what I'm saying? But even if he has a lot of things going on, you would think once in a very long while given his existing relationship with you with me with Hardy, he'd stop in occasionally. Well, yeah, I don't know about that. But he said he listens to the show every day and then he brought up things that had happened in the show recently. So he does listen to the show every day. So it was good because I like Gary. Everyone does. Yeah. Yeah. And he went to, you know, he's a 1986 University of Maine graduate. No, which is around when John graduated. Now, I'm after him. Not a lot, but I'm after him. He's older than me. 86, he graduated college. Wow. I can't tell you this. So you know what he told me? He's like, you know, we had this, we had this fraternity house that had a bar and they shut the fraternity down and they knocked the building down. And there's some guys that were in the fraternity that will still go back there and drink on the lawn.
That is maybe the saddest thing I've ever heard. He wasn't saying it like it was cool. Yeah. They'll just get back in there and drink on the lawn. Let's make cocaine legal. So you're going to, so his suggestion to you is when you go watch this happen. He said he loved it there, but like, yeah, I don't know. Like I think he was saying how sad it was that he's guys because it's class of 86, too. Yeah. It's like John Kusak walking around the 7-11 and Gross Point blank. Right. How cute to be there. That's my bedroom. And there. I'm home. I'm sick being interviewed and I hadn't seen John Kusak in like whatever. When was the last time you saw John Kusak? At least 10 years. So I think he's a really good actor and I think he's really. Yeah. I think he's a really introspective smart guy. And I saw him interview it and I was just, it was one of those things that go, God. He's old. Like I saw him. And I'm like, boy, how dare you, John Kusak? It's like shaking his fist at people. That kind of sad. No, he was acting great.
He was being intelligent and thoughtful. Okay. And all those things. But I want him to be Lloyd Dobbler. Yeah, I don't want him old. I don't need him to look old. Lloyd Misses Lloyd. Lloyd Dobbler. All right. Ryan's getting better. Yeah. That was, that was a double. That was a one to punch. All right. So Lucy Burge is going to be on the show. She was raising how, let me in the play. I can't get in. I can't get in. Really? I can't get in. And I'm bitchy. And then I'm like, and I'm like, relax lady. Cheers. Like I'm downstairs. I'm getting myself a protein bar. You've been on the show once. And already you're making demands? And it's delicious. It's, it's, it tastes just like a brownie. No. If it was filled with chalk. This is like two days in a row now. I know you couldn't have any of your DCs prior to your colonoscopy. But you're doubling up on the DCs. This is three and four today.
Okay. But shut up, John. Four times. Four times. The show doesn't, doesn't that amount of caffeine at this, at this time affect your nap? Your Friday nap? With the, the caffeine in a Coke? Yeah. No. All right. No, the, the adderol that I snore on the way in. Just do key bumps. Yeah. Yeah. All right Robbie. But anyway, oh, then she takes yes. I'm in. Finally. I saw her a few minutes ago. I was in the air. No, I saw her. I said hello. But, but I now on the air away from her so I can go, I can't get in. Well, why you react into your text now? I don't understand you. I'm taking it away. Because I was too afraid to do. Thank you. No. No. No. No. I was too afraid to do it in front of her. I told you now. It's like, it's like an unsportsman like penalty. Yeah. Nothing to do with the game. But you're going to get penalty. You're not allowed to take away from her. That lead not so insurmountable now. Is it? No. That's the thing that I'm trying to do. You're going to be the guy who moves in the right direction. You're going to get out of the garbage guy. It Christmas.
What's his name? There's no way of me knowing they don't get out of the truck. And I'm not there when they pick up the trash. If you ever go out there, you got the dog outside. They get out of the truck. Yeah, that would be a really good idea to let that pit bull outside. That's classic pit bull outside while the guys are there. They'll have a ball. They're going, my dog not a fan of the trash people either. No, no. My dog, I'm not saying my dog would do anything. anything. My dog likes the mailman because the mailman's smart enough to bring treats. My dog hears the garbage truck from two streets away, gets off and stands by the door. Well, you have a normal dog. No, no. My dog's not like that. Freak show dog. I know. Barrel. Barrel like trash dog is what I have. I have a dog where I should feel good about myself because it's literally no one else would have adopted my dog. It's worse than getting like a dog with like two legs. I got a dog. It's just like no one would want this dog. But here I am taking care of it. You know, I'm a real hero, but we all know that already.
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