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I had a people listen to touch your touch because it's a thing. You know what I'm talking about? Sure. No idea what you're talking about. Here's more of the thing on the sports hub. You know what I've been watching recently is the breakdown of the scene in bookie nights with the firecrackers and like how he did it and like the way that they make it feel claustrophobic and like the things in the background that are symbolism. Yeah. And it's awesome and it's like I because I like the movie when I saw it but then I realized like when I'm watching things because I always think with like books in like movies, I might be like kind of smart and then I'll realize like I have no idea any of that stuff was going on. So I guess they're trying to create a feeling. Yeah. I read something about that where I guess maybe they didn't rehearse or this something about the kid who's throwing the firecracker, Cosmo. And he's named this Cosmo.

Cramer's brother. Yeah. He's sent off the side of his mouth. He's got firecrackers. He didn't know like when he would be lighting them off. He is really doing it. It wasn't like a sound effect. Oh no, they were and he said they made him deliberately loud. Yeah. To like make them wins through everybody off while they were shooting it. Yeah. And that's a fantastic thing. I bring up bookie notes because of the song that came in and I haven't snorted my adder all today. So here we are. We are a toucher in hearty. You can watch us on YouTube. Subscribe to 985, the sports hub on YouTube. And in studio for the second week in a row, we have Lucy Burge. She works for draft kings. I do. Yes. And a Boston has entered the job. Boston's a posh. A free. Yes. They're important.

The jazz. You know, it's like when a indie band signs to a major, I still call it. Boston has entered the chat because. Draft kings. Wow. All right. Well, I know it's the draft king. He's the king of like. Okay. Draft kings. If there's numerous kings, then there's no royal system. It's actually draft queen when I'm doing it. So you're making it about. So they call me now. Oh, it's all about pronouns with this one. There's some. Don't miss identifying. Draft some of us. Wow. Some of us don't see gender, but I mean, that's just me. All right. So Lucy, the last first of all, you were talking about Boston's entered the chat and that you know, now that the Reds X have eliminated and we're going to get to that in a moment, you were here under the guise of gambling and you turned us completely wrong. Did I just abandon that completely? I'm like, I'm going to strike out right away. But I understand it was your personal relationship to the players, but in your familiarity with

Roman and these car, they got you to that place. I'm kidding. That was a joke from last week. But anyway, so there is one segment that you thought of. You've had to pivot. You've had to pivot on this Boston's entered the chat. Can I just for a moment because you talked about betting, you know, who originally told me to get into sports betting, Michael and Barty, he was the one who told me, you should get into sports betting. Okay, so, okay. And I did. Okay, so you know Michael and Barty, I'm surprised he was interested in you. It doesn't seem to be on brand for him. Yeah. All right. So his book, I'm sure you've read it, Gridiron. I read it like maybe five times. I think you read on your genius. I read it. I read the Gridiron. I read Gridiron. I read Gridiron. Yes, yes. So many times. Because don't mind Paul America, want to know what it takes to be a great general manager before. I've always wondered, yeah. All right. So here is if you could hand that to Lucy. Here is the inscription. You know about this. This was. Yes. Okay. Yes, I saw the, I inspected the envelope. Well this is his hand writing.

So much like I do know the inside of Roman Anthony's car, I do know Michael and Barty's handwriting. Oh no. So I'm looking at this as if I would have any idea. But yeah, that looks like something he would say for sure. Three times Super Bowl champion sounds like something Michael and Barty would write. Yeah. Okay. So why, what about Michael and Barty would make it so difficult to say something to his face? I think that he probably, that's the introduction to saying it. He wants to be invited on to say, to, for you to say it to his face. Well, I have a lot of fun things I could ask him. I could ask. Yeah. What, what you hear that just ask him. Why were you fired in Cleveland? The real story Michael because it involves the lady. Did you enjoy your time? Did you enjoy those 15 years at Vison waiting for your next job? No, I have, I can ask him an awful lot of questions that I know. There are a lot of things that pop up once he's here. Yeah. Once, once the original 30 seconds have finished. Why are you fired in Cleveland? Well, it didn't work out because it, that, that, that, that, nope.

Why were you fired in Cleveland? Say it, say it to me. He may come under on the show under the guys that were going to ask him about his head football coaching questionnaire list, which is fascinating. Which he, he, he publishes in its entirety here asking a prospective head coach about their weekly schedule and how they, what his practice squad philosophy is. Nope. That is intriguing. Not interested in that. So this is, this is what I would do if I wrote a book. I, a lot, it would be very big. It would look like I, I put a lot of time into it. There's a lot of lists. Just a list. Just a bunch of crap that you got laying around here. I'll put this in the bottom. I'm like, wow, that really fills up a lot of pages. Yeah, it's like that chicken soup for the soul. Well, Mike and Mike, the great Mike and Mike who unfortunately ended in great acrimony. They great, they had a book of literally a book of lists, which just pictures of them going, like, he would be like, the five greatest quarterbacks in snow. That was a big thing for a lot.

I'm gonna have a great book of Boston sports. I'll bring him my copy. Don't look it up. It's actually exists. I'm gonna rush publishing. No, you have to get paid. But what was the advance on that? I don't have to ask, fresh. You'll tell you. Of course you would tell me. He would tell me what was, I want to know what the advance on a book of lists would be because I even could do that. You're asking him now. Okay, what number is it a lie? Over five grand is a lie. Because I know authors that have got in $15,000 advances. People that were on Harper Collins that they were taking a shot with a 15 grand. Young novelist. You know my salons that I go to. You know he's listening. I'm sure he's gonna, hard he's gonna get an answer very quickly on that. I hear aggression in the mornings on the weekends on the,

you still doing that? I'm not great. Yeah, I hear him doing that. Go ahead. No, I'll let you know. I, now I have some prior knowledge to this. I think the number is gonna fall between five and $15,000. He made off that book. Okay, ask Lehan. Do you have his number? No, I don't have a name. Lehan. Lehan. No, I don't. Okay, because I want to know what Lehan's first advance on his first novel was. I bet you it was five to 10 grand. Mm-hmm. And if they're offering Grash five grand, then he got a good deal. $5,000 by a lot of Taco Bell, which I want to get to. So, oh yeah, I'm gonna get to that for sure. I have an answer. Oh, he got back to you right away. Yeah. Well, gee, was Lehan. Yeah, do you want any of the other thing? Any guesses before we reveal? There's points at stake. I know when I think he's lying. Okay, if there's points at stake, I'll say 10. He, I'll say he said 10. Five. I'll say seven. John Wallet. So, here's the thing.

You had a point taken away. I already got a half a point. So now I'm winning. One and a half to one. $10,000 in an advance, nothing since. What? That's, I got to write a book of lists. Yeah, back in the game, baby. This is one. Doesn't matter about the list. God, it's about the score. Zolaq texted me. He said, well over five grand plus I wrote one, too. He says well over five grand. Yeah, those, I think Jeff Howe actually wrote it. Yeah, he said he talked. That's true. That's Scott City talk. You can just dictate a book and $5,000. Easy. Oh, yeah. I mean, like some of these like like rock stars that have completely evaporated their brains. Like Stephen Adler's book obviously wasn't, it was compiled by someone listening to Stephen Adler, Blabberon about that. The weird thing about books though is people like not Stephen Adler and Zola, but you know, the former presidents, you know, when they do a book, they will do more press for that book and they will go on every single show and it, maybe it's part of the contract.

It's like, look, we're going to give you $3 million to write this thing, but you have to agree right now, you're going to go out there and pimp the hell out of this thing once it's ready to publish. But the promise they all bring their young girlfriends and their young girlfriends really dictate the course of the interview and really sabotage it. All right. So Lucy, just real quick, you guys are doing a thing with fast food restaurants that you've never been to yesterday on Boston's enter the chat. I have been to very few. It turns out fast food restaurants. Okay. You have never been to Taco Bell. Never been to Taco Bell. You were a woman of, I see your Instagram. You're a woman of great steakhouse is. Yes. This is true. You love, you love to sit at the bar at the steakhouse and get the bartenders to do what you're bidding and turn all the TVs. You love to Jeremy at Capitol Grill. We love all of the, the people there, Davio, Strega, love them all. You know, Ray Bork was not stressed. God Ray Bork is going to be very upset at you. All right. So you wait, never been to Taco Bell.

Okay. I understand because you know, that's, that's more ethnic cuisine, not cuisine, not everybody can handle that. You know, all the cilantro. Very, very exotic for me. But what else have you not been to? You've been to Macdonalds. Oh, yes. Okay. Macdonalds was the one growing up. We'd go to Macdonalds all the time. And that's like the one that I would go to. Okay. Have you been to, I'm trying to think five that you haven't been to. This is what we did yesterday. So you've never been to an Arby's? I've never been to Arby's. That's what I would go to though. Okay. That's not that I wouldn't be out anymore. I won't go anymore. They have the meats. I'm saying, that's the best, that is the best Logan of all time. It sends it all. I'm really looking for that one. I wasn't saying what meats, it doesn't say what, what street there is. They just have the meat. Yeah, it is. I love that. Yeah, we have cat meat. Yeah. They don't mess around. So I'm going to say, I'm going to say you've never been to Sonic. I've never been to Sonic. Okay. Well, I've never been to Sonic. They don't have any Sonic's around here. I haven't been to Sonic here. I've been to, I've been to, a Sonic. I didn't get anything there.

We stopped to the Sonic to use the restroom in Virginia. That's it. Get the table. Okay. Now I got to tell my Taco Bell story because she mentioned restroom. Okay. So you know why I can get you so you'll never go to Taco Bell again. So my parents live outside of Knoxville. So I fly into the Knoxville Airport. It's very late at night. I have an eight all day. I go, can we find something that's open in an alcohol tendency? There is a Taco Bell. The drive through was closed. I walk and I'm the only person there. I order my food and now they look at me and they're like, you know, all in bread and they're doing their thing. So I sit down in the woman behind the counter. Now she's in a sleek gown. No, she's a big fat mass and she goes, you know what? I got to take a S. She had to go, she had to, she had to evacuate her bowels and she got from behind the counter and walked past me and went right into the women's bathroom to

conceivably do that. And I went, that's, I'm tapping out. There's no more Taco Bell for me. You need to continue waiting for her to prepare your food. She did not prepare my food. And sadly, I was so hungry. I did eat the Taco Bell that day, but I will not do that. In Arby's, this is in loud intensity. The woman was very nice, but she handed my food and she had open scabs that she'd obviously been on methamphetamine picking and had blood. Yep, but that's not contagious. That's the method. We have herpes. That's what you would get from that. Yeah, but I already have herpes. It's the kick it at twice. Everybody's got herpes. Everyone's got herpes. Come on. Let's not let's not be coy. Sure. I mean, like big deal. It's like it's, it's, eat some moldy bread. You'll get rid of that. That's what Michael Scott thought he had herpes and his whole life was spiraling. Oh, when he had it, it was like, that's not big deal. What's the head mouth, herpes, which is a way worse than general. Yeah, that's what Meredith has. What are the other biggies that you haven't been to?

So I've been to Burger King. I have not been to, I mean, you name it really. Wendy's Chick-Colei. Wendy's I've been to once. She's been to a Chick-Colei. I've been to Chick-Colei once. Yes, because Chick-Colei is an upscale. Yeah, a lot of them are free. Oh, of course. Yeah, Chick-Colei is a little bit higher on the little list of, they've chicken and waffles now I've heard. But I haven't tried them yet. Oh, they're going for the urban crowd. Do you want to talk to Zo? All right, Zo is on the line. Scott Zo la, hello. What's up, Lucy? What's up, Zo? How you doing? What's going on? What's your name, my name is Fast Food Restaurant. We should write a book together. We should. Can it be lists, just lists of random stuff? Absolutely, it brought your outfits in the day. You could do a whole book on that. List of best outfits for different seasons. Best outfits for walking and talking. Best outfits for going to wherever. I'm not right, you're going to ride it. I'll just talk. Okay. Did you, did you text Lambertier or not? Don't line them up. I did. I did. Because when I talked to you last night, you hadn't texted them yet.

Last night late. And you know, I think you brought up the best point of heart. He's a fact he hasn't replied. It's probably true. Yeah, oh, yeah. If he hasn't replied, it's true. Because he would laugh and go, ha, ha, I don't know who those guys even are. Like he knows. He's very aware. Yeah, he's a piece of garbage. He calls him by the wrong names. Yeah, because he was, he's so smart and so that he doesn't, he's so smart. He's so smart. He can't read what's in front of him at the super. He's really right for him. He is a smart guy for him. No, he's not. No, he's not. He's stupid. Hey, how was your gala last night? That was on picture. You posted it. It was a ball, not a gala stupid. The gala was last week. And you said gala, like some Pittsburgh group. And gala, it was a little Pittsburgh. You grew up in Tennessee. That's why he took it from this conversation. He took the Pittsburgh part of it. I know. I actually like Pittsburgh. I was born there. What happened to your stillers last night? The ball. The quarterback. The ball. I, first of all, I looked fantastic.

The ball. Where did you get that suit? What is it called? Sears. And so I, I, I, I, it was for the Freighties foundation and they were taking donations and you got to raise your, your paddle if you were going to donate. And then I raised my paddle and the guy said, that's Fred Tutcher from 985 Sports App. So I got credit. Huh? Wow. That's what it's all about. This sounds more like an auction. It was an auction. It was an auction. And then at the end of the auction, because I didn't want anything. Hold on. I didn't even want anything. I just wanted to give him money. That's a very good of you. Is there, is there some kind of butter controversy going on with you right now? Me? Yeah. What do you mean butter? Oh, never mind. Nick shaken his head now. He doesn't know what the hell is going on. I don't know. You're saying like Nick. Say it like Nick about the butter. I guess Felger threw out Nick's butter. It's Georgia to Lucy me. Georgia. I don't think I have, unless you let me into the building.

Oh, George, you know, how much sure, how much sure than Lucy do you think George is? Four feet. I mean, that would be a real odd couple. Who's the guy in the chat show that called that guy a place for the Red Sox like one place of time, the Roman Empire? Um, um, Boston's entered the chat. Um, I, who? For you, oh, Jesus Boston has entered the chat. It's all when you and Joe and you're the first to the guy that's sometimes. All right. I can't do this anymore. We have to break. We'll keep, we'll keep Lucy here. This was good. We'll keep Lucy here. Oh, run. Let's keep, we'll keep Lucy here. We will get, we will get to the gambling stuff. You get a point back, friend. Isn't that called? He didn't know what he was saying. It's got the lead again. Damn it. Who's the guy on the show that said the thing in Roman Empire? I don't know. What did you talk about yesterday, Scott? All right. What's with the butter? Yes. A lot of things going on. I don't know about. All right.

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He himself left the park though. So maybe that's something. Yeah, Sox and two. I didn't say they would win into. They lost into. So maybe that's what I meant. Could have also been talking about. Oh no it was implied very heavily. You meant win. The great show on us in Sox and two. You watched the game again but in two hours. So that's you know just promoting that. Oh I see. Just branding. Right for people that have been doing Cogel Knight that don't have time to watch the whole game at seven o'clock. Right. We'll pop it on at two o'clock in the morning. Two hours. But I do like that. Nesson is putting on real programming and live programming. I do. Yes, I think you do a very good job on that show. And I think Joe obviously is fantastic on that show. Yes. But what is what do you like this week? Lucy Burge from Boston's. Yeah. Enter the chat. What do you like this weekend? Yeah, now that the Red Sox are done all we have is. Is that your favorite team? The Red Sox? Oh yeah, in the world. Yeah. Yeah. So now that they're done, it's depressing. It's very sad. I it's just it's tough.

It's still like it hasn't really hit me yet. And when did you when did you think when did your mind change and you thought this is over? Um, gay. The second Camus Litter through the first pitch of game one. I was like, oh boy, this is not good. When he because he was a hundred one miles an hour and he was just he was on game two. They had nothing. The offense had nothing. What did you think about the decisions with the pitching? Um, I think so I think if it comes to who is to blame for this up here is the offense. Number one. And then lower, lower, lower down, Chad Tracy and the decision to bring an Eric Miller two nights in a row in the same spot and not keep sunny. Gray in to to to finish the job he started. Well, see the problem is you can't go like there was a decision not to hit like right? Like, you know, like that's out of everyone's control. But yes, they are and you are do you worry as a Red Sox fan that there were players openly questioning. Yeah. Yeah, this is I mean, this is why this loss, which is at my biggest belief time is a flat circle.

This is exactly what happened last year. They lose to the Yankees in the wild card, but this one was worse. This is a much worse loss and a much worse way to end the season because last year felt like they actually accomplished something. This year, you had the run in the middle of the year and now it means nothing. Like that I feel nothing about that anymore because now there's not open revolt, but it's guys that are seeing things and trying not to say things and Wilson get tears to dip in his lips and he's going to say, I don't want to say what I actually want to say. There's it's not a good vibe. It's a horrible vibe. So it's it's just all very confusing. Yeah, because they did obviously told Tracy, this is what we're doing. If the starter gets in trouble, at this point, third time through the lineup, we're taking them out. And regardless of who it is or what happens, this is what you were going to do. Even though he's the best pitcher in the American league third time through the lineup, I heard him said. Yeah, and he's a veteran pitcher who relies like on Moxie and like, no, and his knowledge of hitters and things like he's not a guy.

He's not Schlytler who's like if he's not throwing, you know, high 90s is, you know, you got to get him out, which they didn't. They they he was losing velocity and they kept them in and losing velocity. He's throwing 97. That's what I'm saying though is that like, you know, if I'm sure if they pulled him and the next guy got shelled, they'd be like, oh, well, we pulled them because he was losing velocity. You know what I'm saying? Right. Like, you know, so, yeah, he was getting tired. We could tell he's getting tired. But we we will forgive that. Yes. Hardy, how much did you lose going on Betsy? Betsy's on Lucy's. Why is your name not Betsy? Betsy. You're here. I I had five units. So on Red Talks to one of the World Series. Yeah. I'm getting a lot of that. I'm going to allow how this turned out. How this is an age well. Because of this team, I'm not aging well. They're so give me a break. Like what am I supposed to do? The whole sunny gray third time through the order. You may be the best in the American league at it. But that doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea.

And I'm not defending the Red Sox here. I have a larger point. I want to make. Okay. It's the whole notion of the third time through. Yeah. Now you're playing with fire with any starter. Even if you're the best at it, it's still not a great idea. You're saying you would have stuck with them as a gambler. Doesn't that go in opposition to everything that you do? I mean, you're supposed to take your gut out of it. You're supposed to pay attention to the analytics and the trends and rely on that as opposed to just saying, oh, I felt a certain way and look how things turned out. I gamble with my gut. I am all vibes or a gut. Some I test some I test. Have you ever used a wigie board? Are you afraid to tempt evil spirit? I have. Oh, I'm a little. I'm intrigued by haunted like things and stuff, but I'm afraid the hauntings going to come to me. I have been to many a tarot card reader, many a psychic. But I love that stuff. Have they ever told you anything negative? Oh, yes. I don't like that. But they tell you at the beginning they say, are you willing to accept anything that I am telling you?

Go to or bad. And what did they tell you? Nothing like you're going to die. Well, you are going to die. I'm going to die. So I know that. Right. You know, hopefully, but the, um, they have said like, oh, you're going to make a lot of money. And I was like, and they were like, oh, well, you're going to whatever, but some specific things. But I have never gone to a psychic for gambling purposes. Okay. Like that goes against what I should be doing. It would be unethical. Unethical. Yes. But I do go with my gut in what I have seen. Like the, oh, this team has it together this week or this team is bad. Like that's what I see. And with Sonny Gray, as a gambler, I would have liked to keep him in the game. A little bit longer, but also would have liked the offense to actually show up. So you don't pay attention to any of the analytics when you're betting. That's not true. I do look at how a batter has done against a picture in the past, analytics wise and how they're doing currently. So that I look at analytics wise. Okay. Yes. And, uh, you know who Dan lives. Shots. Yes, I do know.

Are you as smart as he is? Um, and probably not. He's quite brilliant. Have you tried to ask him? Red iron genius. You don't have to ask him. That's good. But I'll tell you anyway. Are you aware that if you stand on the ground barefoot? Oh, yes. It can actually reform the molecule. Yeah. It's called grounding. And when Tristan Casas does it, everybody gets mad. But when a Peyton Toli does it, everybody loves it. We'll make a structure of your, uh, of your, like cells. That's right. Mac Collins. Yeah. It doesn't. Why he's grounding all the time? It reached, he, so Mac Collins, I, I interviewed him at the Super Bowl. I asked him one question in a media scrum at the Super Bowl. And he was not wearing shoes indoors, right? Which he does. Is a wild play for attention. Yes. And I think if you're doing it indoors, it's a whole different thing. You can make the argument outside that, yeah, you're grounding and you're being one with the earth and all of that. But indoors on like the carpet in a convention center doesn't make its hunt the sense to me. What, what does your gut tell you about the Patriots being seven point

underdogs and buffalo on Sunday? I think it's fair because I have the bills minus seven. There is with Christian Gonzalez being what, we're not knowing what's going to happen to him and the whole thing with Drake May. And I don't think there's a real rift between Mike Raeble and Drake May, but they have done nothing to make me think that they are going to compete with the bills in this game. If, you know, if Christian Gonzalez isn't playing, they're going to lose. Yes. Yes. It changes with Christian Gonzalez. They're going to lose. Yeah, but without Christian, but I'm more than a touchdown. But yeah, with Christian Gonzalez out, that completely changes everything that they do defensively. And that's going to, and that's not the team that that means Patriots will play more zone, which works so well in Jacksonville last weekend. Yeah. I have a feeling he's going to run against that too. I have a feeling of a shallown if you, if you fall back that he might take off on you. Interesting gut check game. Yeah. Chiefs at Vegas, both teams three and a, chiefs minus four and a half. I am hesitant to take the chiefs because I wouldn't sleep on the raiders.

I just got checked on that thinking, oh, would I be silly to go with the chiefs here and the raiders actually not win necessarily, but keep it closer. Maybe the confidence. That's amazing. Boy, that's that's that damn thing about the guck. You know, it's my phone. Not always, not always certain. I am. So like the chiefs could win this, but in the past, I've taken, I've taken the chiefs, although the chiefs are going to cover for sure. And then it's a closer game and I feel like an idiot. So I don't feel like an idiot or I just stay away from it completely. I stay away from that. Yeah. I have no idea. I haven't watched the raiders. I just see that they're three and all in that and the clips that I look at. I'm like, oh, they look like a football team. You don't watch the worst four o'clock game. Look ahead game for the Raiders. Look ahead game for the Raiders who are here next week. Yes. Of course. It's true. No. Well, I'll tell you this. If the Raiders do beat the chiefs, I like the Patriots because then the Raiders don't know what to do. That'll be their super ball. That is the Patriots get right game.

That is the Patriots game. The bills game is going to go very well. No, if Gonzalez isn't playing, I can't see you in a scenario unless something brutal happens to the bills where they lose that game. And if all of Drake May's arm muscles are like ripped apart, that's also an issue. Yeah. Can you figure Drake May out? No, because it's mental with him. I don't think it's a physical thing. Maybe his arm is like Josh McDaniel said it was dinged or something. But I think it's all mental. Like I think the Super Bowl messed him up. I think him being not injured, but something was very wrong with him physically in the Super Bowl. I think that is still with him. And he thinks like, I'm not very good at this. And it's all mental. I think that the Super Bowl messed him up too. And I get a lot of pushback on that. No, I think so. Got check on this. Him walking into the Super Bowl. They had a shot of him walking in and I saw that and I thought he looks really nervous. They are in trouble. And then look what happened. Game one of the week one of this season, same thing. He walks in and he looks really nervous, same look in the Super Bowl. And I thought they're in trouble. You should bring like one of those diamond cutter eyes to

and stand in the tunnels and watch the guys walk it and really get a read on thing. Is there outfits? The loop. Yes, the loop. Yes, they're outfits. Everyone looks at their outfits. I look at their eyes. Okay. I don't know about that. And you can see things through people's eyes. Of course, the eyes are the windows to the soul. Of course. Can we just make that up? I mean, I'm just, yes, that's on my book of lists. Quotes and tips and like advice for just everything. Things that I thought of. List of things that I thought of by Lucy Burridge. Things my guts told me. Yeah. And I was like, okay, he's nervous. Okay. And finally, what is the tattoo on your, on your right arm? Oh, yes. So I have two tattoos and yeah, to cover as we, we covered last time to cover all the tracks from all the, the drugs that I do do. This is just, it doesn't work. Yeah, no, trust me. I know. This is just a few diamonds. So this one. So because of Lucy in the sky with your point and you're just saying that she's too, okay. Okay. So because of Lucy in the sky with diamonds, I thought, well, you love LSD. That's what I was thinking.

That's what I was thinking. This tattoo, then when I die, like I will be no matter what. And then I was like, but what I'll be like in the sky with diamonds, I guess. You've been the ground. Yeah. Well, are diamonds worth anything in the hereafter? Well, that's why real ones doesn't matter, but I would like to be creamed. So who knows? But then I, where are they going to bury your ashes? They want to bury them to keep them on a mantle or like a museum, like donate it to like whatever. But the, I thought what diamonds, like I don't know what kind of design, because I got a tattoo guy who was asking on the back of the guy Fietti Flavor town cake cups, they rank the caffeine level in diamonds. So I thought, that's, I brought, I cut it out of the box and I brought it to my tattoo, guys. And he said, okay, and then he added the little. It's actually great. I will buy you six real diamonds if you promise never to pronounce guy Fietti Flavor. Seriously. What do you do? That's how he says it. I don't know. His, his real name is Guy Ferry.

He changed it. Oh, dear. His guy Fietti. His name is Guy Ferry. He changed it so he sounds like a chef. He changed it. So that's his name. That's, he's rolling out. He's looking for America's dying, dying greatest diners, dry ones and knives. How do you feel about the, uh, the valuation of natural diamonds falling due to the prevalence of lab-grown diamonds? So this is an issue that I don't particularly care about. Like I don't, I care about it, but it's fine. Like I, I, I, you like diamonds are, are you fine? But I, so you got tattoos on them. I said, yeah, because they're Guy Fieri diamonds, which are beautiful. They're Guy Fieri. Yeah, he, get it right. What did I say? Guy Fieri. Guy Fieri are. Like I'm the only one in this room who's talked to them. So I was going to call you a rub right up until then. Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, I, like, it's just, there's so many other issues that I have so much, so much that she's very involved in this whole Israeli thing. Right. So, it tells you nothing about lab-grown versus natural.

It's not something I've particularly been. I've caught, like, it's just not something that I've really had much thought about. All right. And then just finally, because I was more interested in the, in the paw print. Oh, yes. So this was, so growing up, we had a cat, Fee, her name was. And actually a year ago, she passed away. But I got this tattoo before she died. I, you get, like, they sell these for pets, like dogs and cats and whatever. And you can get the ink prints. You can have them ink their paw. And then you, oh, so that's where actual paw, this is their actual paw. But you didn't put the ashes of the cat into the tattoo. No, the ashes of the cat are in a little shrine in my parents' house. Oh, I have the ashes of the fluff. Yeah, there you go. Who, when my cat, 21 years old died, mocking, mocked me. No, I mocked you when you thought the cat was dying and had to bang out of work. Lucy. I mean, that's valid. Thank you. When I heard Fee was sick, I rushed home. I did my nests and show and I rushed home to see her. I can't live for like three more years. Fee was 18. The fluff is 21. That's really good life. I have a friend who got the dogs ashes mixed in with the ink and tattooed on him.

Like a lunatic. And I stopped talking to him. Okay, people do this. You put it in like a little necklace. You get it in like a little... No, no, no, in his skin. And then you can... Yeah, you can put it in. Yep, exactly. Would you rather snort ashes or put them in a tattoo and have them in your... Snort, a hundred times snort the ashes. What did you... Snort the ashes. No. You'd rather have it in a tattoo than snort the ashes. Have it in your body forever and to snort them. I'd rather snort them. But it's with you all the time. I don't know. I'll do both and see which one I like better. Find me some dead stuff. Keith Richards snorted his... Dead ashes. I don't know. I don't know. I'll try and both and see how it goes. All right, Lucy. Good to see you, Lucy. Boss Dunns. Thanks so much. Enter the chat and you work for Draft Kings and how can people see you with the Draft Kings? Yes, you can find me at Lucille Burge on Twitter and Instagram. And then on TikTok, Lucille Burge won. Because Lucille Burge was taken. Okay. By me, I forgot how to log in to the account. I lost my password. I have to create it.

That's why I can't take a hooper anymore. That's why I gotta take a lift because I can't figure out how to get into my Uber account. I thought you were touching a wand on Uber. Yeah, right. Well, good luck getting any donate name with my name. They were picked up right at the birth of the internet. Yes. All right, Lucy. Thank you so much for coming in. We will finish this whole thing up in just a moment. All right. We are... You hear somebody lost 50 pounds and immediately start making excuses why they could do it and you can't. Like, maybe he doesn't love food as much as I do. Well, I'm Dan Ambleman and along with my brother, Michael, we have a show called The Phantom Gourmet. We have built our lives around food. And two years ago, we started awake in 180 together. Michael lost 50 pounds in 10 weeks. I lost 50 pounds in 11 weeks. Yeah, he beat me, but we both won. Then Mike's wife, his son, even our CFO went on to succeed with awake in 180.

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And all the balls and gals are done. Yeah, you don't have anything left on your social calendar for the fall? I have tomorrow. I have the beat-ass for colon cancer thing. No, I have the... Oh, the Get Your Rear in gear. Yes, so tomorrow very early, I will be by the old station, my favorite part of Boston. And I will be there and I will be emceeing this event. I believe it starts at 8 o'clock in the morning. Yeah, you need to get there a few minutes early. I mean, it's at 7.45. I could, could, could. And I am not going to leave it to parking. I'm going to take a ride share there. And then I'm going to race in the race. I'm going to race around for 5K. All right. And then I'm going to come back. And they might need me to do one thing or two. And then I will be on my way. But I will be there at 7.45 sharp tomorrow. I'm going to go home right now and I'm going to fire up the Blackstone Portable Grill, which I will be taking with me for tailgate in tomorrow at UMass because I haven't used

it since this time. Yeah. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Pretty rare. Very impressive. Very rare. I mean, you know, people, people had to be very impressed by that. So Hardy will be up there in Amherst and Jonathan as usual has nothing. 18 holes, Juniper Hills tomorrow morning. Oh, that's what I have. No, Sassafras past. No, we're going the full 18 instead of nine.

All right. Where's Juniper? Juniper Hills is in Northboro. I want to say. Northboro. That sounds so far from you. No. It's about half hour. Things out there are the part of town where you're going down Route 9 and you go like all.

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