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RICH Zombie VS BROKE Zombie | LUCKY VS UNLUCKY

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Same apocalypse. Two completely different stories. One zombie stumbles into luck, comfort… even luxury. The other? Every step turns into a disaster. But when survival gets serious- Luck runs out. And money? Might be the least useful thing left. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is a wonderful day. How are you getting to know it all today? Oh, this is the worst day! Wow! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Multivist crouched! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! No! Oh! It looks very delicious. My sister will be back here soon. Liana? Oh! Kiana! Final touch! Oh! It's her! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Hi sister! Hi! Oh! Hi! What!

Hi! Hi! Oh! Hi! Hi! Oh! She's so cute. It looks like my sister is going to be looking at you! I need to get directions. Yeah. Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Which I like. Ah! You do like I like it, добр? Wow, the bomb is! What? What? What? Ah! Ah! This is my chip! You! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Knock! Ah! Who's there? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? What is it? What is it? Wow! Look! There's a present for Emma! Emma! Let's open it! Wow! Wow! Wow!

A present? Huh? What is it? Huh? Huh? What is it? Huh? Huh? Huh? What? Huh? Huh? Huh? What is that? Huh? Huh? Where is my first head? Oh. Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? I need my medicine! Huh? Oops! Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Oh my god! Oh my gosh! Oh! Can I have your autograph? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? No, no, no, no! Mami's coming!

Mami's coming! Welcome. Sia. This is the best day of my life. Huh? Wow! This is the best day of my life. Finally my baby. This is the worst day of my life. What!? It's him! Whoa, hey! It's him, Amy, Jimmy. What!? What? What's this? Hey, it's me! Hello, this is for you!

Thank you. Hi, this is for you! Thank you! Sorry, cupcakes are over. This is for you! Don't worry, I'll share with you! This is delicious! Wow! Thank you! Oh, hey, girls! Come to my party! Oh, no! Shubby time! Wow! My favorite brand will see! Wow! This! This! Yay! Okay, let's start!

I look great! Wow! This one is okay! Are you kidding me? Wow! Wow! Oh! That's awesome! I'm a queen! Something! Oh, no! No, I always mean! Next! Please, follow me, please! Oh, congratulations! You're a 1,000 fire! You get everything for free! Thank you so much!

Miss, you damaged these jeans! Clean it! Oh, here I go again! Oh, what do we have here? Hey! What do I buy? I've been dreaming about heavy cows, a car? Oh, it's time to wash! Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? I'm hungry. It's gonna be the best crumble that's... Luh-luh-luh! One! Nothing. I haven't had it. Is this real? My amazine? But... Huh? We haven't ordered anything? Pizza time? Wow, yummy! Okay. I couldn't resist. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

We're starting a lottery on Jack the Tickets. I have to win this lottery. The winning numbers are six. Next one is seven. Next one is eight. And it's five. Oh, but it's four. And the last number is two. What are you waiting for? I get angry like you too. You know what? Here. Thank you, sister. Oh, look at this. Thank you, sister. Oh, so happy. Let's have a competition. Let's go. Oh, fresh.

Oops. Wait a minute. Oh, she... Wow. That's better. Bye, sister. Oh, I can't help. Come on. Thanks. Sorry, sorry. I will succeed. Hey guys, huh? Sweetie.

This is life. Wanna go on a date? Yeah. You're gonna be late for school. I've made you some cookies. And put your arm back. It's already bit fifths the one. And I'm gonna be late for school. I'm gonna be late for school. And I'm gonna be late for school. And I'm gonna be late for school. And I'm gonna be late for school. Hey. Oh. Oh my god, honey. What are you wearing? Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! There you go! Now you look like an Arnold Dumbass! Thanks, Granny! But this is only getting you fancy dress! Oh! Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? A very cheap, fancy dress! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Wow! Wow! What a handout! Let's meet at the restaurant, 6 PM, Friday! Ahh! Ahh! Huh? Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! I can help you! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Amazing! Stand on this! Yay! Yay! Are you ready to go? You're ready to go? No! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Whoa! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! That was so cool! Toilet Prince, Amon now!

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