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0:00100% Cheepow. What's up? Brand new four bears four bears. What the fuck? Four bears four bears two bears. Hey Tom, I chatchy-peatied a bunch of my takes today, so they should be like not controversial. Oh cool. Yeah chat always says what's up. No chat chat really does because I feel like I feel like every opinion I have is absolutely against the grain of the internet. Is it? I feel like it maybe it's just in my head dude. I am doing so much work in therapy right now. You have no fucking idea. Are you really? You have no idea. Like I am doing all the hard work. But let's get back to my bad takes. Okay. Have you seen the pastor's wife on Netflix? I have not. Is that a doc? It's a hit job is what it is, but yeah, it's a doc. What is the wait? What's the premise of it? Is it a crime thing?

1:03I got fucking destroyed by my daughters and wife. What did you get destroyed for? So it's a documentary about a pastor who's overbearing cheats. He's not a great guy clearly. His wife is a man of the Lord. He's a man of the Lord, but is questionable because he's been cheating and you know, it's I don't know. He's not the greatest guy in the world. Allegedly, I guess I'm just going off when I saw this doc. Sure. His wife has a mental break. It's his second wife. He cheated on his first wife with this lady who was also married. They haven't affair. She gets on to pills, not to pills on to meds because she has a mental break. And then throughout the story, she kills herself at the very end, spoiler alert. I guess she's supposed to say spoiler before you say it before you talk about the thing. She kills herself spoiler alert. Okay. That would upset me if I were listening. And I was like, oh, yeah, it's cute up for tonight. Okay. Really cool.

2:10I just came in you spoiler alert. So spoiler alert. So when people use spoiler alert enough, I don't think. Yeah, they usually they say that and then they talk about the thing. Cops, you should do that and just go spoiler alert. You're getting arrested. Yeah. Or you're under arrest. Spoiler alert. Yeah. So so they don't interview the dude. Now it's just an interview of the girls family. The girls got a tragic history and it's an interview. This is the second wife. She's like of she's like, I think she's an islander or something. And so I don't know, Tom. I barely paid attention. Yeah, brown brown. Okay. Yeah. Doesn't sunburn. Good hair. Good body. And so the whole documentary is told from her perspective, from her family's perspective, about how this guy is responsible for her suicide. However, they just take excerpts of his sermons

3:17as in using him that for his interview. So yeah. So it's really without talking to him, it's almost like this is what made my triggered me is like, I've seen them do it to Joe. I've seen them do it to you. I haven't I know they're doing it to me. But like when people do like content on us and just use clips from our podcast out of context. Yeah. And you're like and you're like, wait, I didn't say that. That's not what that was about. Because you can shape a narrative you want. That's how like that skilled documentary makers. I mean, honestly, I had experience in that a little bit in when I used to work in reality TV. Yeah. Like in post and I've worked in the story department too. But the really talented people at that, they shape a story based on things you've said and they can create a whole thing. Yeah. Dude, last time I standing too, they made it look like I hated Aunt because he was gay. And I was and I was like, dude, this is national television. I mean, yes, I didn't like his lifestyle choice. Yeah. By never said that out loud.

4:20Do you remember Aunt? Was he the little short guy? He was like, yeah, he rogan called him out because he stole a joke. Boxing's gay. It's a prize fight. You're fighting a brother. He called him out on the show on the show. That's right. Yeah. On the show, he called him out. And then I and was a look, I've since talked to aunt. So I'm not bringing up old B for the aunt. I don't even know if he's I don't know what he's doing. I ran him to it at an airport one time and we're good. But he was aggressive and he knew how to play the doc. He knew how to play the reality show game. So he and he was kind of fucking with me. Like everything he did was like a jab. And I was like, wow, what is this? And then like so it seems like you don't like Aunt. I was like, I don't. And then like can you say that in a sentence? I was like, I don't like Aunt. And they made it about him being gay. And I was like, wait, what the fuck? But I like how you're like, they made it seem like I don't like Aunt. And then you're like, so I said, I don't like Aunt. Well, I didn't like him. I didn't like him, but I didn't like him because he was gay. I just didn't like him. Right.

5:22And so sometimes the two line up. Yeah. Yeah. And so I watched this documentary as if it was a reality show. You're they formed this guy's narrative without interviewing him. And I just and I just said casually, there's two sides to every story. My daughters lost their fucking mind. There's not two sides to any story. This woman killed herself, dad. This is what happened to Lindsay Clancy. Dad, you have to understand. And I'm like, oh my God. But did you tell them they were just being dumbbrods like forgetting that emotional about not having all the information? Well, Tom, we're working on it in therapy. I'll tell you that much. Oh nice. Because I feel like it's me against the world sometimes. Yeah. And I'm back into a corner and I start pulling out guns and shooting people. It doesn't matter who the fuck's all my team. But you really can't actually believe when it's a story in a documentary, you can't believe whatever the version fed to you from that doc. You can choose to. But that's never the whole story. It's never. It's never. And it's

6:25and you know, I think there should be some sort of they fuck with you. They fuck with like, did you watch the Jesse Smollett doc? Yes. It's so clearly what like his plan and he did all that. He did everything. Yeah. He's accused of. But you watch the doc and you catch yourself. So I'm like, oh yeah, maybe it wasn't all him. And then you like you have to snap yourself out of it. Can I tell you the one? Can I tell you the one that I'm upset about that I don't know if I should believe now? What? I know that I can't believe I'm going to sit hang on one second. Let me just ask Chuck E.P.T. what my take should be. Oh boy. Hang on. Let's just get this in there. I remember you used to be big on 9-11 was the Jews. Is that what you're talking about? Nope. Oh. Maybe you evolved from that one. Did Michael Jackson most children? Okay, let's see.

7:25Chuck E.P.T. is telling me right now that it's genuinely contested. So there's factual record rather than a verdict. But like, but like he did he did settle for a lot. I know, but I wonder at a certain point like if they here's what's crazy is like I'm going to I can't really speak of like personal instances, but like I can speak of outside instances. Like like let's douche shane. Gillis is a very simple one that is you can manage your head around. So when the stuff comes out about the the Asian stuff, the very very beginning of his career. Right. And and and it comes out and it and it can get as big as it is going to get or it can go away if he settles. Even if he goes I'm not that guilty. Wouldn't it just be easier to settle and be like, dude, I'll play reparations all day Asian people just I don't I want this to go away. I see what you're saying. Like and so at a certain point, I I I remember my dad saying

8:32we had one of our friends got accused of one of our friends got accused of sex stuff. And I was like, I called my dad. I go I was like, um, why does why doesn't he just fight it? And he goes, buddy, it's so much easier just to like in life and anything just to shut the fuck up. It is. It is easier and it is easier to settle that part. But then there's certain things where you go, there's I'm just not fucking doing this. Like I'm not going going with this like with depth, right? When Amber heard, yeah, acute. He was just like, no, no, but I'm going to go to court. I'm going to spend the money. I'm going to do all this spend the time. But was that the right thing to do for Johnny Depp? Because I think so 100%. I mean, I think so. I think so. But I'm I was always on his team. Yeah. I think a lot of people were. But he was like, I'm not going to stand for this because he in his heart of hearts was like, no, this is not true. You're lying. So what's the what's the amount of bees where you start swatting at them? That's the point, right? So like, that's

9:35a God. Let's take a minute for a brilliant analogy. That's a brilliant, I just gave a brilliant. I've given two brilliant analogies this weekend. My daughter's boyfriend came to visit Islas and he had never had Thai food. And he was like, what is it taste like? And you're Mr. B. What's his shit taste like? Like that? I never had some shit like that. It's a taste like sushi. The football season is heating up and every week feels bigger with draft Kings. draft Kings is now live in all 50 states. One app, all the football nation wide. New draft Kings customers sign up with code bears spend five bucks to get $150 in rewards

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12:48And I said, have you ever had purple Doritos? He said, yeah, I go, that's Thai food. Georgia looked at me. She goes, that was genius. Yeah. That was the best way to explain it to a kid. Was it ever had purple Doritos? But the best analogy I've ever said in my life and I've hit some bangers out of this fucking park with me. It is. I'll tell you another one I said another great analogy, Tom. I said the other day, reading Instagram comments is like going on WebMD, finding a disease and then going out and actively trying to get it. Yeah. It's so I how many bees until you start swatting. Like, like, and that's the question. Like Rogan, Rogan, when it was like, he took Ibermectin or didn't believe in the vaccine. At first, it was like just a couple of bees by his face. And then CNN goes out. I mean, he's like, God damn it. Here we go. We're at it. Yeah. He could have made that even a bigger thing if you wanted to. Yeah. He could have.

13:52He could have, he could have like actually gone after them in a more intense way for sure. It's crazy because I've talked to a couple of people now lately who have dealt with being misrepresented in the media. And it's so fascinating because there's no repercussions. There's none. There's none. There's none. And social media has made it that anyone can misrepresent you at any given time. And you just have to roll with it. And that's the thing that you do until you reach something that you don't, which is back to your analogy. Yeah. Until you go, all right, that's too far. Like, I got to, I got to be honest with you. I've had friends going through stuff. And I've wanted to respond to what they're going through online because it upsets me. And I end up, because I don't really look at anything about myself, but things about my friends will come up. And then I'm like, that's not accurate. That's not fucking accurate. And I will

14:52argue with someone who says something about a friend of mine, because it upsets me. Oh, thanks, man. I appreciate that. You're welcome, Tom. You're welcome. I am, I have lost fucking sleep about things people said about you. Thanks, buddy. I love you. What are you going to say about my movie beard? I love it. I love that you've really leaned into like the Eddie Murphy style of acting. Like you really are a clump. Like, like you like, yeah, yeah, you're like, I'm not just Tom. I'm a Tommy. I love, I love what is the movie you're doing at Santino when you were are we doing broke black mountain or something? Something like that. Yeah, it's like we're in Atlanta and we can't pay rent and we're in this black housing complex. And then they just pass us around. It's crazy though. Like we negotiate to food to stay there. Can I pitch you an idea that I think is a brilliant idea that we should do? Yeah. It's called get back in the closet.

15:55And we go into a celebrity's closet and you don't know who who that celebrity is. And we go through their shit in like 10 minutes and you have to figure out who that celebrity is and the end of the video. Did you get hit up to do that fridge show? What fridge show? The what's her name was like a celebrity was like, can I look in your fridge? That was her show. No, who is it? What was the girl's name? I think Tory spelling. No, can I tell you a great Tory spelling story? Great. We're going to edit all this out, aren't we? Oh yeah, I never mind. Okay. By the way, speaking of movies last night for the sixth time I watched Tenant, the Christopher Nolan movie. Every time I feel like I may be grasped another percent of this completely non-linear storytelling. And I'm kind of like, is this the one where you assume

16:56your audience is too smart? Because I feel like a fucking moron watching this movie. And it's so cool. So like the cool factor is like mission impossible born level. But following what's going on, I'm like, what? There's so much new information in every scene and I'm like, I don't understand what I'm watching. Am I the only one? I can't be right? I have the greatest thing. I'm going to see if I can refine it. If I can't find it, I'll re-get it for you. So when Tenant came out, it was during the pandemic, right? It may have been. I think so because I let and I, I would say to me, do you want to watch it again? We watched it maybe 12 times. Now our buddy produced that movie, our good, good friend produced that movie. Yeah. And so after like the sixth time, I let and I called him more like, yo, we really don't understand this movie. And he sent us for lack of better words, their Bible. Please, dude. And it was a way for the people working on the movie to understand

18:00what the movie was about. So they knew what the movie they were working on. I had the thought today, I think because I watched it right as I'm about to shoot a movie, I had the thought that I was like, when these actors got this script, were they like, what the fuck is this movie? What am I doing? Like, how does this make sense? The craziest was watching our buddy have to clear locations. I mean, this is, I think what holds me up. Please track this down for me. I will. I will. It is fascinating. And by the way, I still watched it six more times and never understood the movie with the Bible in our hand. I have to have it, please. Can I tell you what I love about what's his name, Patrick, not Patrick, and Nolan? He uses all the same people kind of. Yeah, he does. He does because you're, and on it, you know what I caught last night? Obviously, because I hadn't watched it in a while, towards the end, when John David Washington

19:00is talking to the Indian woman, she brings up Oppenheimer. And she references him several times. Yeah. And then you're like, oh, shit, this was like, this must have been like lay in the seeds. At least even if he didn't even know, obviously he had an interest in this. Like, he was, she talks about it in depth a little bit. Christopher Nolan. Christopher Nolan. I mean, I'm once again, I don't know what I can say and not say, because I know too much about, like, like his, our buddy does all his movies. So he's, you know, he's casually said things. But like, Christopher Nolan, I'll leave it at that. But he is a really fascinating guy. I think I had dinner next to him one night. Nolan, yeah, but he's very like unremarkable. You know, he's just like a tall white dude. Yeah. And he doesn't really talk. He's kind of, you know, I wouldn't say spectra me, but like, pretty regular, you know, like he's like, I think he's a quiet guy. He's not like, I'm Christopher Nolan. Do you have any questions about any of my movies? I saw him walking on Franklin. Just, I don't

20:02know for a walk. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. He's, uh, it seems like he's the only one out there doing it, like, like making, making movies for a large budget and making his money back. Well, he's like also, he's somebody with like a perspective and wants to tell a certain story. Like, I was just watching for a few minutes this, uh, Gal Gadot movie that came out. And I was like, I was taken by how bland and, and boring the shot selection was because you look at it. It looks like it's a made for TV, like show and you're like, Oh, yeah. And then I looked up the budget. And it was $264 million. And you're like, how do you make it look like an episode of law and order, though? Like it's so fucking bland and bright and fucking flat. It looked like shit. I'm fascinated. I'm fascinated by, yeah, by the way, yeah, you just, as you go into production,

21:03get a call from you, go into production on a movie. Yeah. I should probably doubt that. Hey, let's turn that down a little bit. Hey, you know, it's just like, I just was wanting more. Well, it's so funny, but right after I made the machine, I came home and you had seen Gucci. And you were like, fuck this piece of shit. Fuck them. They suck. And I was like, I remember going like, it's really hard making a movie. I know. I have a hard time right now. I just watch the series that I won't say the name of, but like it was I couldn't get past the woman's acting. It was all the time. So over the top and so disconnected. It was a series. Say it and we'll believe it. It's, by the way, now that I've said bleep bleep, everyone's going to go, oh, I know the one. Well, we'll bleep the shit out of it. But the, but the woman plays like a mom. And you it's clear she doesn't have a kid because her acting around her kid is so over the top of

22:05like a first time mom. It's almost like a divorced mom or like a, like a second wife, like a stepmom that I'm like, it doesn't know how to talk. Doesn't know how to talk to everything is and it was rubbing me so wrong. And the one thing like that I was like really married to when we made our show is that my reactions with the kids were the same. Like the way I've always treated kids because I didn't want to like, like, overdo it. But like, yeah, I get, it's almost like when I started doing reality television, not reality, but you know, hosted reality. And then I started watching bar rescue. And then I knew the insides of television. And I was like, hold on. How are we hearing audio on any of these people? They have to have mics on. And then I couldn't enjoy any of those shows because I was like, no one's got you. There's no way to hear this person. Unless this sound guy said, here's a mic. My name's Bill. I'm going to reach up your shirt, put this on. Now we can hear you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I'm you're right. Summer may be winding down, but that doesn't mean your schedule and responsibilities are following suit. That's why factor is here to take the added responsibility of meal prep

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27:31You just day of like in the morning? I do a lot of people to do that. Yeah, I'm a really, I'm very quick at remembering things. So I just get there the morning of and then I'll take a look at it a couple times like why go through hair and makeup. And then whoever I'm acting with will come over and we'll kind of run it a few times. But I put all on book. And then once I get in the scene, I can, and I know where I'm standing and I can figure out my motivation. I can then do it. For me to sit and memorize something is useless work because it all changes the second you get there. It changes a lot. And you're like, and you're like, oh, you're going to be like for you. And it's like, oh, you're coming out of this room with a lot of energy. Then all of a sudden, you've been like, oh, I got to say it totally different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's interesting, man. I can't wait to see this movie. I can't wait to see your fucking movie. Where you play the choppo? I know. Me too. What are we doing with your goddamn movies, Tom? I mean, you, I don't know. You probably have a better answer than me. I mean, I think we'll have a home for that one relatively soon.

28:32Really? I think so. I think so. I'm ready to see that. I want you to see it. I really want you to see it. I could just do a movie about the dad in the black fraternity. Did we talked about that with him? Can I, can I tell you what I'd like? Yeah. I would like you to shoot. Here's my pitch. 365 one minute episodes of you. With the black fraternity as the dad so that every day, I get a story told to me throughout one year. So every morning, I can go on and click it and go, ooh, I can't wait to see what happens today. Today with the white dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I was talking to Bryson D. Shembo the other day. And I was saying, you remember, he did the home on challenge over his house. And he said, what was your favorite part of that? We were just casually talking about. I said, I loved it. He said, what did you like about it? And I said, I liked that I found it on day eight. So I got to go back and watch day one through eight. And then I got to follow it every morning

29:37and be like, oh, one of Bryson gets it today and I click it. That was the challenge. Oh, dude, it was. Can you pull it up? Is that possible to pull it up? It's so good. It's worth talking about. And I want to, I want to just, I want to make it global so that you understand why it was good. So Bryson is, Bryson's one of the reasons you watch professional golf. And there's a lot of reasons. Scottie, he shouted out like, there's a lot of reasons, uh, uh, Brooks, Capka, a lot of great reasons to watch professional golf. But Bryson is a big hitter. He put on 40 pounds of muscle, increased his swing speed, also that he could just have crazy drives, right? And then that's the reason guys like me tune into the, the PGA. Now Bryson also came and the media kind of did a hit job on him when he went over to live and all, so the media kind of attacked him and made him out to be like this scientist that no one could understand and this, you know, and it really wasn't him. And in this moment, Bryson kind of took back his narrative. And I'm, I apologize if I'm

30:37speaking on behalf of Bryson, he can negate all of this. This is my perspective. He took back his narrative, the much like the fucking pastor did or Joe Rogan or any of these people where the media decides to take over your narrative. He took back his own narrative and he made it, he showed you a side of himself who he naturally is as a fun lighthearted goofy guy. And he decided, him and this guy Hogan decided to do a whole and one. He had a hole in his backyard suite hit from his front yard over his house to see if he could get in a hole in one. And he did it every single day and it was light work. It was very easy shoot and it was fun. You have one of the ones or the hole in one. Just show any of them. But it's really great content because he does it every day, right? So you're something to post every day, much like a crowd work clip or whatever. That seems like it's somebody else though, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's definitely not Bryson. So Bryson's got the beautiful house. You guys are going, so you're looking up the Bryson

31:40D. Shembo challenge, which a lot of people did replicate it. Bryson, if you go to his page, you'll find his, he, he did it himself. I guess maybe you don't need to see it, but, but it was really brilliant. And I loved that because he took back charge of his narrative and now he's got his, his own YouTube channels massive his YouTube. He scroll up to the top of that. It's the gorgeous house. It's the gorgeous house. Yes, yeah, that's him. Yeah, hole in one over my house. Since it's day 16, I get 16 shots. He's got such a pretty swing. Damn. Rock. Oh, go, go, go. Oh, bro, you almost dunked that. So we get to shot for every day that it is. Yeah. So it's it really. Oh, all right. Oh, am I doing hook in there? Damn. I know, right? Yeah, just going. That's it.

32:54I would break every window in his house. I broke a single one. I broke a window. You did? Yeah, I tried this. I can do it. Be good. I don't have that kind of front yard. That's why you watch it. That's why you watch it. That energy. That energy. We've been waiting 16 days for you wait 16 days for that's why I love you doing something. Do a challenge of, you know, like 365 days for me and shoot a bunch. Do a month of shooting. But then release it every day and let the story get wilder and wilder and wilder and wilder. That's fucking rad. Yeah, I think that's the, I mean, look, I don't know. I've been trying to just stay offline as much as possible because I feel like I find I just found this out in therapy. I'm finding worth and other people's approval as opposed to inertly finding it in my own life, like finding like being present and finding

33:57worth in my own life. So like I post and I look at likes and then that judges how I feel about myself for the day, you know, which is crazy. It's so bad. It's so bad. And so that's why I'm staying offline. I've been offline for a while. But then it's, it's a necessary because you have a vodka to promote it toward a promote. You're doing a thing with this company. And so it's it really is speaking of things with the company. Yeah. Can we talk about Mountain Dew? The Dew. I'm so proud of this. We took so many of your suggestions. So many. We had to run it up the Dew poll and bring them your guys ideas. And then we took one and I don't want to say too much we shot it. We haven't seen it yet. I am so excited for this. We know we shot. We know we shot, but we haven't seen the full edit. So I'm and by the way, this is with our partners in business Mountain Dew.

34:58This is with their applied notes. So we took some chances. We don't know if they've been accepted. Yep. But we, but this is your idea. Your fans, you guys picked this. We shot it. We put our little thumbprint on it and Mountain Dew put their thumbprint on it. We hope you like it. Let's see it. Hey guys, it's Bert. And Tom. And we're making the most out of our last days of summer. Oh, we're trying. It's a pretty hot out. Well, that was pretty fun. Why is this so hot? Come on, Tom. Let me cheer you up. What do your boys drink out here? Just a dude. Just a dude.

36:16takiego una preta. Oh, my God. Wow. Oh, my God. Turn it up. Here we go. Everybody's gonna know. Mountain Dew, an American original, tasting greats of 48. Last party of the summer. Woo! I love it. It's great. My only note is that it's about six minutes too short. Yes. Yeah. It really flew by. It was like, geez, man. God. You guys make this longer? Well, we should say to get out there and enjoy the outdoors with Mountain Dew, an American original, tasting greats since 48. And thank you Mountain Dew. And we had so much fun making that sizzle. And thank you to the fans because that is your idea. You said, just Tom and Bert are sitting in the back of a truck, drinking Mountain Dews,

37:19cop coming up and goes, what are you guys drinking? You're like drinking Mountain Dews. Yeah. And we took it. I do want to give props to our editors though for throwing it like cutting it like a cheesy 80s, 90s commercial. It was really good. Cheesy. I do. I think that was bespoke. Well, you know, it was intentionally what it was. It was so good. I think that added to it so much. I was so pumped. And by the way, shout out to Kelly who played the cop. She did such a great job. She was so cool. It was hottest shit. She was in the most clothes out of anyone for the day. And she was awesome. She was great attitude. Fucking brought it. Congratulations. Thank you for doing it. And here's a little transition for you. The bangles beat the bucks, which means per our bet, you are going to do a solo jerking video on Twitter. You're going to post something on X of you stroking your hog.

38:22All right. I can't wait. You ready to post that? Yeah. Yeah. Just. Do you know how viral that would go if you did that today? Dude, I think about that a lot. If you went who day, you just who day, who day? Oh, who day. Can I tell you I was kind of let down in Cincinnati for the amount of people that showed up at the stadium for opening day? What do you mean? It was kind of empty. Oh, was it? Yeah. I have to tell you and I'm being serious, the bucks really won that game. I mean, the bucks played a better game than the bangles. In my opinion, banker was better than Joe Burrows easily two accidental fumbles. Yeah. It's kind of how the game goes, doesn't it? Yeah, but it's like, it's like crazy that like the bucks outplayed the bangles in my opinion. No, that happens. I mean, that football is like you can play the better game, turn the ball over and lose. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. The, can I talk to you about Kyle?

39:24Yes. From Delk Boys? Oh, I thought you meant your Kyle. Oh, my Kyle's lost cause. He said if a girl, he said, Kaisley goes, if a girl, what do you say? If a girl wanted me to fester on the first date, I'd do it. What? And I was like, Kyle, that's a wild thing to say. And he was like, well, if she brought it up, I think I asked him, I don't know, I forgot what went down. We'll say, I'll send you the video. But Kyle from Delk Boys is doing one of the coolest things I've ever seen. And I'm jealous. I'm jealous that I didn't see it or know about it or think of it first because it is incredible. He is running seven marathons in seven continents in seven days. In seven continents in seven days? In seven continents in seven days. How's that even? Starts in Antarctica. Then goes, can you pull up Kyle from Delk Boys? Starts in Antarctica, then goes to Africa. Then he's on to, I think Brazil where he runs one.

40:27I mean, he goes, it's really seven days. I think seven days. I literally was running. So he lands and runs? They charter a jet for you. A big plane. Everyone does it. It's pretty expensive. Yeah. Everyone gets on the plane. And everyone goes to the places and like you run in Antarctica and there's a time limit on the marathon. It's like seven hours. If you're not done, the plane leaves without you and you're got to get on the plane and go. You don't know that. I didn't know that detail. And so it's really crazy. And they're getting their recovery on planes. That's incredible. I watched it. Are they all doing it or just him? It's just him. He, you know, I like I said, I don't know the Delk Boys personally. I don't really talk to them. He's a runner. He, no, Kyle got in like incredible shape. Oh, I'm, by the way, I'm saying this casually. I, I'm just saying for what I've seen online, he got an incredible shape over the last

41:27year. I think everyone's trying to get in better shape. It feels like everyone's getting in better shape. I mean, for Christ's sake, the fucking I was with Ray Clay's Trays the other day. Everyone's in better shape in that band. Like everyone. And so like I feel and so Kyle pull up Kyle. He's like Jack now and he's shredded and he's running seven marathons in seven days. Look at it. Look at the trup body transformation. Click that. Damn. Look at that dude. Looks great. I mean, he lives that life. I think he, I don't know much about the Delk Boys other than like what I've seen online, you know, for the happy dad and stuff. But like they're living Miami, I think their friends with all those guys that are like kind of locked in, but also party balls. I can't believe you didn't have like a Miami era to your life. Dude, it's the one thing like when Shultz during the pandemic moved down to Miami with all

42:27his buddies. Did they? Oh yeah, I was so jealous. I was so jealous. I'd never wanted to scorn my family more and just leave them and they all lived like on a fucking, on like a, like an inlet and just took a boat out every day, although they rented. They didn't buy a boat. It's like what the fuck kind of New Yorkers are these? They were shoes on the beach like fucking New Yorkers that socks and the shoes. I mean, whenever you see a New Yorker on the beach, it is comical. They think they're cool because they have a Yankees jersey with the sleeves cut off and they're like, yeah, this is how you relax, man. And then by the way, Shultz has a crazy movie coming out. Have you seen his movie? It's the Street Fighter one, right? Dude, that is going to be fucking huge. Huge. It is going to be fucking huge. Cody Rhodes, I think, no, look, there's a lot of stars in that. Cody Rhodes is going to take away. I think he's, I think it's going to change his life. That, his performance in that from what I've seen is through the roof.

43:30I think it's going to be fucking huge for him. Future governor, man. For sure. He texted me the other day because we were, I guess I talked shit about him on the, I didn't talk shit. I bought it ever. I'm so tired of defending the fact that I'm trying to make a joke. This is why I don't do good at roasts. Every time I make a joke light-hearted, everyone thinks I'm being serious. Yeah, that's not good. I think it's because you don't laugh enough. Me? Yeah, it's your fault. It's not my fault. 100%. This is, you ready? This is my impression of you. Say something wild and then I'm going to do an impression of you, okay? Go. She said she wanted me to fish her on her first date. Oh. Now, ready? This is how I want you to react. Okay. Do it again. And so I fisted her on the first date. That's what I'm talking about, Bert. You got a fist, bitches. Okay. Yeah. Okay. There we go. We should. That could change, then. Can we bring my couples therapist onto two bears to do a couples therapy with me and

44:33you? 100%. Okay. Yeah. You think she would? Oh, she fucking loves me. She loves you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Tom. I mean, there's times when I'm, I'm, I'm, look, I'm going to tell you this. I don't know. Like, I don't care. I'm sweating right now. So both the girls are home and, and the girls say casually, can we go to your couples therapy? And what? Yeah, I know. So we're like, yeah, of course, we don't tell our therapist. We just bring them. So my therapist is a little like blind side like who the fuck are these two bitches? Island Georgia sit down. First of all, they fucking roast me. I mean, they're like, like at one point I said something about Leana masculating me and Ila just goes, that's not real. That's not real. He makes up a lot of stuff. You got to know what stuff's real and what's not real with him. And, and then we get out and I'd never seen this and then George, we all get a dinner at Georgia Island.

45:34Leana. It was really fun going to therapy with everyone. It was fun. And by the way, I got to say this only because I know that like, Leana and I go to couples therapy because we want to just make sure everything's good. And we're not in, I know a lot of people think because we're in couples therapy, we're in decline. We're not. We're just empty nesters and we're making sure we connect. So we go to dinner the whole, the two girls in Leana and Georgia just goes, wow. That's, your therapist is team burnt all the way, huh? And Leana goes, I know. And Ila goes, it is so clear. She is a big fan of dads. And I was like, what? And then the next therapy I just went in and I started flexing it. I was like, oh yeah, I could fucking smoke Leana in here. Did you? Oh yeah, destroyer. Because we, oh I lit her up. What does the therapist do when you light her up? I'm going to give you an example of like one thing. Okay. By the way, I really hope my therapist does not see this.

46:36Yeah, it's impossible to find. I don't think she's Googling me. I think that's against ethics. The Google you're client and then go and then she comes in and she's like, so Doug Stanhope. You're like, what? Chris, the stephenoe. When you hang out with him, you cried one time doing a podcast with Chris and stephenoe. So that would be crazy if she did watch my podcast and then just assessed all the things that I talked about. And then as I sat down and she goes, ah, let me tell you where we're going to start. Yeah, yeah. Iless. There was a thing about emasculating. I'm going way too deep in our therapy. But like, it was very simple. Leana grew up around tools and cars. So if it's a ever thing about tools or cars, Leanne just takes charge. Well, I also have opinions, but because I didn't grow up around tools or cars, my opinions are discarded. So then I said casually that emasculates me and Ila just goes.

47:39And by the way, Ila fucking brought Georgia brought it up in therapy. Dad feels emasculated sometimes. I'm like, that was a fucking secret Georgia. And she was like, no, no, no, he said it to me at lows. When we were buying a drill, he said mom emasculates him and Ila goes, that's not real. By the way, these two are running our therapy right now. Yeah, of course. And then my therapist just goes, just so we're all clear, your dad is very masculine. And all three of the women just looked at each other like, we know his team, she's on. And I went, thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Appreciate that. Yeah. So, but it was fun. It was fun being, there's fun being in therapy. But let's do a couples therapy with me, you and my couples therapist. I love it. I love the idea. I think it'd be great. I have so much to tell her. Oh, never mind. This is a horrible idea. It's fucking you go in and McCarthy era me. I'll just be like, listen, whatever he's been telling you, I have the truth. It's not like that. He's not being emasculated once, one bit.

48:43He makes so much stuff up. I don't know if I could be married to a woman that was like a female. I'm sorry. Like, Leanne's not a female. She's a man. She's like a bro. She's like, that's got to feel good for her to hear. No, but she's like, like right now, like I, I, we are, I fucked up our garage door somehow. I don't know how I did it. And then, and so what I've been doing is I've been pulling a lever and then pushing it up. What I didn't know is that coils of thing. So the other day, I went to do it and it get teamed and smashed all the fucking windows in it. And I just called the animals like we need to get that fixed. And so Leanne called the guy, met the guy and right now they're fixing our garage door. I don't, I can't do that. I'm out, I'm out. Like I don't, yeah. So I like being married to someone who, I like being emasculated in that regard. In that regard. And when it comes to like, like our big thing is that Google, if this is real,

49:48you know what a reticulating saw is? A reticulating saw? Yeah. Oh, thanks. Oh, thank God. Do you know what a saw saw is? Yeah. Oh, fuck, never mind. Why? That's our big fight, never mind. About nothing, nothing, drop it. It's, it's, it's not. Okay. I think I lost. Did you bring up any more to I love about, um, Jiu Jitsu with Ellis? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, I'm not getting in this. You guys are going to post it online. And then I'm going to have a little fucking 12 year olds coming up to me trying to fuck me up in the streets. She's not wrong. You're going to have to, you're going to have to dial this back for her, her, her safety. She's going to have fifth graders just jumping out her neck. She goes, Dad, I'm not posting a video of me challenging 10 year olds. I'm going to get fucked up in the streets. She's not wrong. What did Ellis say? Dude, he was just, it was exactly, he was just like eyes open.

50:50He was like, how old? Or anything? What does she weigh? I'm telling you, Dana White, that's the fight, a 10 year old versus a 20 year old woman. It's fucking a great idea. It's so great. Nellke boys, get on it. Such a good idea. It's such a good idea. Did you see the drink they're serving at the US open? No. Can you pull it up? We need to do a version of this for a poor ourselves. Can you pull it up? It's called the melon, the melon ace, melon ball, melon face, melon flies, melon, some melon juice, melon juice. It looks so good, Tom. Oh my God, my drinking's back to normal. You're drinking normal again? Not, like I did. So I got to say that when I decided to quit drinking, I decided I didn't want to go back to the way I was where I would like never be able to catch a buzz and just drink, drink, drink, drink, and then be like, oh my God, now I'm blacked out. Okay. The other day I was with, I was on the golf course and I had two beers and then I went home, passed out.

51:53Didn't drive home, obviously, but like had two cold beers and then was like, I'm done and then I went home and I'm like, I'm drinking like a regular person, all of a sudden. And I love it. I love it. I'm going to drink tonight. I'm going to an Emmy's party for you. I'm representing bad thoughts. We lost. Oh, okay. But the Emmy's already happened. Yeah, because we're in a special category for us, it was the week before. Oh, yeah. Oh, I was going to go in and just tell everyone what I was talking about. And you're like, that thought's going to win. No, I'm going. I'm still going. I told everyone I have my people reach out and I was like, I'm going home by half a tom. Oh. And they're like, because I, you know, I can go because I work at Netflix. I have a show at Netflix. And then I was like, I'm going half a tom. So set up the red carpet so I can talk about bad thoughts. And don't tell them that I'm a shirt. Just see if they think I'm Tom. That would be, that's so funny. I know. And then it'd be also funny if you bring it up. And then there are like someone's like, that already happened and you're like, wait,

52:54what happened? Did I win? Like, did we win? Did you pull up the melon ace, the melon juice? Yes. I saw it. How good is this look? What's in this? Honeyduse. It is. I can't read. It's too small. Hold on. One wedge of honeydew or melon, at least two inches wide. Three ounces of store bought home or homemade lemonade. One and a half ounces of vodka, preferably poor osos, half ounce raspberry liquor. Wow. That does sound good. It sounds really good, dude. The number of units. So I got it. I think this is cool. I saw a video about this. What's interesting is the people at the US Open had gone to the Kentucky Derby. And they noticed that everyone had a mint julep in their hand. And they were like, wow, that's pretty crazy. Everyone's got a mint julep. They move a lot of mint juleps. The numbers are interesting in this.

53:56And so they said, we should have our signature drink. You know, like a lot of these venues like at Wimbleton, I think it's Prims. I think that's what it is at Wimbleton. But they have like a signature drink that everyone gets at the thing. You know, it's kind of like at the masters, everyone gets their Pimento cheese sandwich. And so they said, let's come up with a signature drink. So they hit up this storage chef and they say, can you do a thing? So one day he's making a fruit salad. And he's scooping out honeydew with his melon scooper. And he goes, that's crazy. They kind of look like tennis balls. And he goes, boom, I'm going to make the honeydews. And so he creates this drink and he uses gray goose. I don't know why they use that garbage liquor. But he uses that and they moved Tom. If you can find the status astounding, they move something like 700 million drink. That can't be real. That's not real. Seven.

54:56You what? So will you play the link? It's really fascinating to see how much they moved in this one cocktail. In this one cocktail at the US Open. They sold 738,000 of them. Yeah, that's the number I'm going to say. Roughly 17 million in sales. Dude, isn't that crazy? Yeah. But I just love that someone went to the, it's all from them going to the, that's the beauty in experiencing life in going out and going to the Kentucky Derby and seeing that everyone has a mint tulip. And then I love the brain that then goes, wait, we should have one of those for the US Open. And then they had it and it went through the roof. I can't wait to talk to, I saw all the people that are there. Tim Dylan was there. I know he doesn't drink, but Tim Dylan was there. It was like a who's who of like the Hamptons, you know, Chelsea handler, a bunch of people. I can't wait to find out how that drink was. I might make one tonight and see if I enjoy it.

56:00Yeah, that's fucking awesome. With porosos. Yeah. I'll make that. Yeah. Yeah. Let's make them and we'll make them a porosos and we'll post it online. Fuck yeah. Hat. Okay. Here's the question. I have accessibility to come down to Atlanta. We're trying to make it happen. But if I come down to doing episode of two bears there, can you get me like a walk on roll on your movie? Probably yeah. Okay. Okay. What are you thinking to come and like a guy jacking off in the corner or something? Yeah. Yeah. When do you think you're coming? I don't know. We're trying to figure it out with Zolo. Okay. Zolo who has no idea what a fucking map looks like. Fuck you guys. This is all the other day. He goes, he goes, you're going to be in Reno. Tom's going to be in Vegas. Can you just swing down to see Tom for to do a podcast? And I was like, sure. How would like it's a big flight. It's like an hour and a half flight. And he was like, oh, you have to drive. To fly. I was like, Reno's in a different, they're, they're both Nevada, but they're totally different

57:01parts of Nevada. And he was like, oh, I thought they were next door to each other. Thanks Zolo. There you go. It's just seven and 42 miles. Seven hour drive. It's like the first time, the first time I booked a flight to Los Angeles. I got the take off was eight o'clock and we landed at nine o'clock and I was like, wow. It's only an hour to Los Angeles. I was like, this is going to be fucking, I was like, why don't I go there more often? This is an hour flight. I was like, this is great. So I got on the plane. I think it would be an hour. And so we take off and I'm like, well, haven't we landed? And I was like, this is insane. And I said to the flight attendant, how much more? She goes, oh, about four hours. I went four hours. I said, I think I might have gotten on the wrong plane. I said, I'm going to Los Angeles. She said, yeah. And I said, it's an hour flight. She goes, no, she was like, unless you're on a fucking supersonic plane.

58:03She said, are you thinking about the Concord? And I was like, God, I was like, I should have booked the Concord. It was the same price because I thought it was an hour flight. And then I realized there was a time difference. Yeah. There's a pretty big one heading that way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do that math, man. Yeah. So. Yeah, I'll get you a jack and off part. Yeah. Yeah. So you're not staying with the rest of the cast. You're staying in a mansion. No, everybody's staying in different places. Oh, for real? Yeah. Andrew Santino looks like he's living his goddamn best life. He fucking loves golf. He loves golf. He just texted me and fucking, he texted me from a golf course yesterday. Yeah. He's playing so much golf. He's the happiest man. And he's, you know, he really is an amazing golfer. He's so good. He's, I went out and played with him. He's so good. Wait, how's your game compared to his absolute horse shit? Really? Yeah, but he's so good. He can also like coach you.

59:05Yeah. Yeah. We played a scramble for Netflix is a joke during the Netflix the joke festival for Will Farrell's TV show The Hawk. We played a scramble and we won. Did you? Yeah, or we came in maybe second place. But it was all his score. It was all his score. Yeah, he's fantastic. We played with David Spade. David's played quit at eight holes. Is he that bad? No, he's bad. He's got a bad back. Oh, yeah. No, apparently, I mean, I was talking to somebody who's known him a while and they're like, oh, 15 years ago, he was just like so, so, but like he's really good. Santino? Yeah. Are you shitting me? Yeah, they said like he was just like mediocre. He's got a really, he's got a really good game now. What sport do you think is the hardest to achieve greatness in? Meaning, let's say, okay, how about this? Let me remember what sport is the hardest to be massively proficient in? Meaning like other people go, dude, he balls out at dot, dot, dot. Now, okay, I will let you know that if you're looking to become a professional in any sports

1:00:08I looked into this bowling is the easiest. Is it really? If you're looking to become a professional, bowling is easiest. Apparently, there's zero threshold to becoming as a professional boulder. You just need to just sponsor yourself. Well, just sheer numbers alone because that's interesting. If you wanted to be, yeah, if you wanted to be in the NBA, that'd be real crazy. That's okay, but let's just, let's just say proficient meaning you go out in the court, you know, people go like Adam Sandler can ball like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's had years and years and years of playing basketball. Now I'm certain at a certain age, it'll start declining and going the opposite direction. But to the point where you get on the court or you throw a football or you hit a baseball or you golf or you tennis or you jog, what sport do you think would be the easiest for you to be the most proficient at where everyone's like, no, he's actually really good. The way we talk about Santino and golf.

1:01:09Like other pros would say Santino is a great golfer. Yeah. Cornhole. Yeah. I feel like you could get somewhere not to, I wouldn't be too crazy if you dialed it in, got high. Cornhole or darts. What do you think you'd be got better and quicker? For me, I think it'd be easier to do Cornhole. Yeah. Yeah, I think Cornhole would be. Do you think if you focused and you dedicated a whole year, the same way Gina did in Davis did, you could become a Olympic archer. Do you remember Gina Davis did that? She did do that. Pull up the Olympics, Olympic, Olympics, Summer Olympics. What do you think we could, we could focus my energy to get me in the Olympics for Summer Olympics sports? Okay, we can, we can do it this way. Aquatics, no. No, I can feel no. No, no, no, yeah. None of the ball sports, no, combat sports, no.

1:02:11Racket and precision, there we go. No, no, no. No. Badminton, no. No. No, archery, maybe. Archery we're talking about. Archery's the, okay, keep going. Shooting? Because you get to use a shooting. Shooting is something that I, not, I mean, here's the thing is I'm just qualifying all these people that spent their life shooting that are fucking amazing. I know, it's kind of like, we have to check off things that are absolutely, no. Keep in shooting and archery. Okay, here's some new ones. By the way, by the way, hold on, hold on, Cam Haines said I was the best first day archer he's ever seen in his entire life. So maybe that is for you. I'm paraphrasing, but yes. I mean, you're definitely not going to do skateboarding. Nope. Not crazy. Break dancing. Not look right. Break dancing. Did you watch the Ray Gundock? It's genius. It's genius, Tom, because the, here's my take. Okay, I'm dying to hear your take. Basically, she's, she's in many ways the, the victim of living in Australia and having

1:03:19enthusiasm about this type of dance, showing up, if she had showed up to the qualifiers in the Bronx, she wouldn't be in the top 1000. And because you have to pick people from different countries, she showed up where there's a smaller pool of people to pick from. And then they're like, yeah, it's the equivalent. I think it's the equivalent of you're the strongest guy in your gym, right? You go to like a small gym and they're like, hey, you're the, you can, holy shit, you can deadlift 400 and you're like, yeah. When you go, you go to the, the, the lifting thing in Papa, New Guinea and they're like, well, guess what? You're the strongest guy here. You're going the Olympics. And then you go there and they're doing a thousand pounds and they're like, what the fuck are you doing here? And you're like, I mean, they picked me. I don't know, dude. Like they just picked me and I like this. But they're like, you're not supposed to be, she should, she was never good enough to

1:04:24be high level. But by the, this mix of circumstances led her to being there. Like she just shouldn't be there, you know? I can I say this though? So if now all art is subjective, correct? Yeah. And if art is subjective, everyone's got a big dick in a certain room. That's what you're saying, right? No, no, yeah, well, no, no. If all art is subjective and I would defend a lot of my critiques of movies or art or comedy this way, if all art is subjective and the point of doing an art is to have people talk about it and reference it. You're looking at the gold and silver and bronze medalist who in that competition, no one knows their name, they all did roughly the same derivations of the same moves within different sequences. She did something completely out of the box, which stood out as an art form, stood out and

1:05:30became the most talked about version of that art that we're all talking about. So I would argue, subjectively, she was better than everyone because she stood out. She was the most memorable. Now yes, stand up. If we are new fucking, if ten of us go on stage and do stand up and I take a show, get on the stage, that's one of them remember. But when you talk about dancing, dancing is interpretive and it is subjective. She stood out. She stood out. So why wouldn't she get the gold medal? Because she's the one we talked about. She did a kangaroo. She put her own thumbprint, Tom, like a child making a painting. She said, and I'm because she goes, I can't compete with them. I'm not physical. I can't do any of their moves. I'm going to do a kangaroo and then roll it on the floor. It's so fucking brilliant. It's funny. It's like, it is all through the eyes of whoever's comment. Her husband was like, is the most fucking brilliant thing I've ever seen.

1:06:32He describes it like it's a masterpiece. Dude, and I got to tell you, we talked about, just to be very vague, I commented on a movie I really liked and I liked it because it broke all the rules because it wasn't formulaic, AI derived screenplay. And right. And I, it is the, her dance is the bus boys, the break dancing at the Olympics for sure. It's out of, they're like, what the fuck is going on? What is this? Her dance is the bus boys. It is. And I'm defending her dance the way I defend the bus boys is that it's so, look man, it's so different that it becomes great in that, in that it doesn't follow any of the fucking rules, any of the rules. It's so insane. It just looks like somebody who they just saw some online and they're like, I like this kind of shit. I can do this. It's so good. It's so good. The person, the person watching is dancing better than she is, but it's so good because

1:07:36it's like, it's like watching your child in the living room. But she is, she has like, she has no swag, like no real swag, you know? Like they mocked her for her outfit because like, it looks, it looks, she did the sprinkler tom. She did. She was like, this is australia. She was right. It is australian. Now look at this. Why don't you want to see what hack is? Look at this. Yeah. I know this move. This is hacky. Yeah. This is what I've seen other people do. I didn't create this. I didn't create this. I didn't create this. I watched someone do this and I'm replicating it. These are all moves I'm replicating from based off of other people coming up with this move. And the day you come up with a move, I bet you look silly to everyone. But then you become standard and you become base headspin. Come on, man, we watch Michael Jackson do that with the Afonzo Ribeiro in 1982. What are we doing?

1:08:37Yeah. And then go back to fuck. I guarantee you in 10 years, they're dancing like Ray Gunn. It's so. Look at her. She's so confident. That confidence is something I look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Kangaroo. When she got dusted by someone, she went like she would yawn like a board. She's just smoked. I mean, listen, and you can hate my take, but just try, just try for a second. If you're listening to me going, you're out of your mind, Bert, take a second and try to see the other side of the fence. That's the beauty of life is I think I love that. The chin grab our kangaroo. Kangaroo. I love that. She really put her thumbprint on it. Australia baby. I did the kangaroo. Yeah. That's so crazy. It's like it's like you ever seen like, like there's like, you know, some people say Andrew Dice Clay's best album is The Day of the Music Guide.

1:09:39The Day of the Latter-Novellum. The Day of the Latter-Novellum. I don't know if people know what that is though. It's you should check it out. It's like, and before you, before you, this is all I'll say. And by the way, I would argue I fall into this category. Before you think the same way the masses think, take a second. Don't read a comment. Don't read anything. Don't go to your knee. Just take a step back and let it sit with you and see how do I feel about it? Like how do, like, you know, how do I feel about it? And when I watched Ray Gunn initially, I was like, this is silly. It's crazy. It's so stupid. And then when I watched that doc, I was like, you know, man, with AI coming out. If you typed in AI break dancing moves, you'd come out with a lot of the people that did exactly what they did. You would never come up with AI saying you should dance like a kangaroo and then a koala and then lay on the ground and run and start like AI would.

1:10:39And if we're going up against AI these days, that's what creativity should look like. I mean, it's creative. It's, I mean, I think what it is is it's a creative choice for somebody that has the limitations they have. So it's like if you were in, you know, a contest where you had to paint and you were going again, and you were painting against like a master and you made your choices like stop right there. Hang on, do you understand that that's the reason we got Jackson Pollock? I mean, this is a theory, obviously. But the reason we got Jackson Pollock is because there were so many great European Russian painters and we didn't have one. So we took Jackson Pollock. This is obviously a little bit conspiracy theory. We took Jackson Pollock and then we priced up his paintings to say they were genius. Jackson Pollock, I mean, for all the sense of purposes, just through paint at a thing, right? He was an alcoholic who threw paint at a thing. That's it. And we all can do it. Everyone can do it. I mean, theoretically, everyone can do it. However, we priced it up. It's the whole thing about cryptocurrency and NF, NFTs and all of that.

1:11:43We determine what the art is. The second we decide that it's art, it becomes art. And why not us collectively, NFT, the fuck out of that lady and make that dance? That is the weird thing about this is that all art is subjective. Jackson Pollock should have died alone, no one knowing who he was. But because we needed to fight the fucking communist, we created Jackson Pollock. Google it. Someone fucking Google it. I know that. That's a wild wild. You never heard that? No. Oh, by the way, let me tell you that the pastor's husband, the pastor did nothing. Jackson Pollock was a shill and Ray Gunn's a genius. And by the way, check out Boss Boys. There you go. Check it out. Please give me that Bible, dude. I'm going to get you the Bible for, for by the way, inarguably the best director of our entire times, inarguably. No one can question how great Christopher Nolan is. And I will get that to you. Hey, have fun tomorrow on your first day of filming. I love you. I hope you have a blast.

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