Jackie Kashian asks about handsome superheroes

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2:04I'm Fortune Feemster. I'm May Martin. And I am Tignotaro. We are. And we're together, you guys. I'm in the same room. Oh, we sure are. And you're singing our song of our in the same room song. Yeah, we're in the same room. Together again. Get out your broom. Did you know they call it Witches Garage? A broom closet. Oh, nice. So as you can see, I'm back in a big way. Well, it is October, the month of Halloween. Spooky month, yeah. You know, I was pointing out different words to my sons that are really funny when you think about what they were named. And that's what broom closet, it didn't kind of fit, but fire place. Fire place. Fire place. Fire place. Fire place. Fire place. Fire place. Fire. Fire place. Fire place. Fire place.

3:04Fire place. Fire place. Yeah. What's another thing like that? broom closet. Yeah. I mean, it kind of works. But you see where? Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying now. I'm going to be trying to think of them. Not me. You're not going to try to get out of here. You've moved on already. Not one. There, you know, there's probably many, but I just remember looking at a fireplace once, being like, that is so funny. Yeah. Yeah. That is a penguin in Japanese penguin translates to business goose. Oh, I love a business goose. Don't Google it. I might be wrong. I'm already sure that even if it's not that it should be. It's not a business goose. Yeah. If we start a company, business goose and the logo's a penguin and the logo's three little penguins. Oh, no, there's not a single penguin. Yeah, okay. It's a goose for the briefcase. Yeah. I love it. Oh, yeah. Well, that will figure it out. No, we'll figure it out.

4:04We have time. We are in LLC. We just need to change our name. Are we? Are we? Yeah, we have handsome. We are. Is a company. We are a company. Fortune's on top of that. You're the business mind of the trio. Yeah. You guys don't worry. I got us. Yeah. So if fortune's a business mind, you're like the sort of what makes just. Slot. She said. I just thought. I love that. That came from the heart. That came from the heart. That's why I don't know. That's what I was saying. It's just the thing. Okay. An anxious slut. There's another teacher. I'm an anxious slut. Nobody wants a teacher that says, I'm the business mind. They want an anxious slut. Oh, no. An anxious slut. I love. I love that somebody so anxious could be a slut. Yeah. Like, I would think that that would stop the whole process. Yeah. They're all freer. And they're slutting this, make some more anxious.

5:06And then they make them have a grad. Yeah, they're gonna call me back. Oh no, not a grad. Yeah, I shouldn't have been slutting around so much, have regret. But then the way that ease their anxiety is just slutting around some more. That's right, it's a vicious cycle. A vicious one. So what am I? Yeah, what am I? I'm not an anxious person. No, no, I am not the business mind, but I am. You're an easy rider, easy cow, easy, easy, easy, TIG, easy, TIG. It's my friend when I was little, not too little. I was in seventh grade and I told you about my friend maybe, John, he was a drummer, he passed away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He would talk about me all the time when we first met in seventh grade. And he'd be like, yeah, TIG and TIG and I are gonna go here and we're doing this. And his mom goes, TIG, huh? You mean easy TIG? And she can mean by that. She goes, every school's got one.

6:07At mine, it was easy Susan. No. And John was like, mom, you know, she's doing an anxious slut. Yeah, she does an anxious slut because that was the only girl running around with the little rock and roll down. That's funny. And so, And I remember to this day, this Barbara's, his mom, Barbara's, the girl at her school was easy Susan. Easy Susan. Easy Susan makes sense to me. So it sounds like easy TIG. Not easy TIG. Not easy TIG doesn't roll off a tongue as much as easy Susan. Yeah. You know, when you put subtitles on the video or the AI does it automatically. So someone posted, and it's very in keeping with us, they screenshot it like, how do you know there was a phone under that phone? That was my phone. Put it there. They screenshot it. So an episode of handsome, I guess the video, they, they, AI had done the, the subtitles. Okay. And so, but they got our names wrong. Oh. And this is what they, what they thought they were, it said, hi, I'm mate Wharton.

7:12Mate Wharton. And you went, I'm chick Notaro. And then forging, you go, oh, you guys, I'm fortune beam, I'm fortunate, beemster. Forging a beemster. Fortunate. Fortunate. I like beemster. Beemster is one of my favorite cheeses. Yeah, me too. It's a, they have an aged gudah that's delicious. It's got these little salt crystals in it. Oh yeah. Beemster. I'm trying to get off topic. Sorry. I am chick Notaro. But why did they get Notaro right? And not, maybe it wasn't making any sense. Maybe we mumbled more. Yeah, I definitely mumbled. Mumbled. Mumbled Jumbo? Yeah. I'm a, um, drawer. Am I, yeah, drawer? Yeah. I don't feel like easy tig fits since you're anxious. Yes. I know. There's too much of a crossover. And we would have hooked up by now. Yeah. Oh my god, you were right. Easy tig, no, but that's the perfect combo. Oh, perfect. Oh, great. And nobody's sizzarin' on the hands of pun.

8:13Fortune Marie, when the chat with friends. When that blow your mind if you found out, me and I had done. I would not know how to process that. You guys know I'm so anxious all the time because I'm not going to keep it a secret. Also, we're having trouble in our relationship. Yes. And we bring it to you and we're like, we, this has been happening for two and a half years. It would be a mind-boggling situation for me. Would you help us work through it? Or would you say this is a question? Yeah. For the sake of the pod, not for the sake of us. Not for all the people. We're all the same. We're all the same. We're all the same. We're all the same. Yeah. We can't let down the LLC. A classic, anxious slot is like, what would you help us work out? Yeah. I don't want this to end. I would sit us all down and we would have, yeah, I would mediate. Yeah. And I would say, you guys, I don't think this relationship is worth pursuing in the way that you guys are doing it. Yes, it is. A, your Mary. But easy to do in a relationship. Whatever.

9:13Either way, you'd be like, I'm fine either way. Yeah. Okay, so easy to do is it more of like my chillness rather than my slutting. Yeah, it's like like easy rider cowboy style. I see. Okay. Yeah, easy to do. Easy to do. Yeah. Well, how are you guys? Good. Yeah. I had my first therapy appointment today. Yeah, you did. Well, you guys. Who's in our last, wait, first ever in your life? No, no. I went to therapy for like three years. Uh, when I. Straight. Uh, yeah. Three years straight. It was about like 12 years ago when I realized I had to work through some childhood issues. Yeah. And then I went to during the end of my marriage, couple therapy, and then also started individual therapy at that point as well. I did that for a bit. And then that just sort of subsided. You got fixed. Yeah. You got fixed. You were fixed. And then once I started um, crying on the pod several times, you both gently went.

10:15Maybe. Maybe it's time for therapy. We say this with love. Listen, keep crying on the pod. No, yeah. They're worse. I've like, I knew it was all done out of love. There was nothing about it other than y'all were like seeing a friend. We're just like, you're doing a lot. You've got a lot on your place. It's such a, I think. I mean, hopefully, is it your same therapist from afar? No, this is a new one. Um, I just wanted to, yeah, change it up. Did you feel lighter after the first one's always you got to do your whole life? Yeah, you're getting a whole bunch out. So I feel like the first couple actually will just be like getting to a baseline. Yeah. And then I feel like the real stuff starts. So the first couple will be, I think, just more like this, I'm at, and then this, I'm at, and then this is going on. I wouldn't do it like that. I'm like a robot. No, okay. Here, that's what went wrong. And I feel hurt. Is it like, have it to me? And this is like, I'm crying all the time. Also, I want to make it clear.

11:15Our encouragement around therapy does not mean that this is not a safe place for you to have some feelings. Oh, yeah. No, I didn't think that at all. No, you guys were just like, you know, there are things that I can't talk about. We've talked about that in the last part to everyone at the moment of what's going on with me. But I obviously confided my friends. And you guys, there was just a long list of things happening that you guys, and that I would also recommend to any of my friends that I would be like, yeah, this is a lot. You might need some long list. We put on the list. That's right. Yeah, we put it on the list. That's right. Yeah. So yeah, I was happy to start that. That, sorry, I'm so sorry to interrupt. Oh, so you're talking about important things, but that non-alcoholic beer says easy does it on the side. Easy does do it. Take this non-alcoholic beer out of the fridge. Yeah, this is not an ad. No. I just, it's not an ad. I thought it would be funny to have a non-alcoholic beer, and then I forgot to have it. Yeah, it is called easy does it.

12:17Don't touch it. There's a hair on it. Don't touch it. So it has a ponytail. It looks like my hair, but I didn't get anywhere near the. That's good. It has a ponytail. Do you like non-alcoholic beer? Well, I don't drink. Yeah, true. And sometimes I like a beer flavor with the burgers. Well, the burger. Yeah, the burger. You know what? You're like, you know, when you were drinking a day's burger and of course you were like, like, I'm gonna last now. Yeah. Yeah, of course. It's easy to. You've walked that back. Yeah, sorry. I don't like it with certain, like, I love beer with Asian food. Oh, yeah, I love it. Yeah, yeah, with the curry even. I don't like beer. I'm not a beer girl. Yeah. Okay, well, I'm just just piping in. Yeah. We're chavin' friends on the handsome pod. Easy does it. Yeah.

13:18Business. Can we just call you LLC? Yes, LLC. What's so LLC? What's happening in the hands of his? Yeah, that's good. Okay, so our new merch is anxious, slut, LLC. An easy to take. And every trio of friends has one. Yeah. Yeah, the spice girl is he gonna treat you. Every trio of friends has an LLC. Yeah. Someone that's capitalizing on the friendship. You got yourself in a therapy to keep the podcast going. That's right, that's right. Yeah. Okay. Are you in town for Walnut? No, I'm not. What about me? Sorry. You too. Okay. Take her, you all so in town. I'm, you go first. I know you two months are pretty busy because I'm filming my special. Oh, no. In mid-November. So where are you filming in Denver? Oh, you had to tell me that. I don't know. I don't know. Awesome. So I'm kinda hitting the road hard for a bit. Yeah. So I'm at a town again for shows.

14:19But then I'm home all next week. That's good. Yeah. I wanna hear about that. You're new. I know you had a medical discovery. Right before we started. Oh, yeah. But I'm also. Oh, yeah. Are you in town for a while? Yeah. This is your team. I'm not. Oh, you're out of town. I'm going on a vacation with my family. Oh, are you going to? Oh. Well, my family left today. Oh, yeah. They went to Buffalo, New York. I'm sorry. They were really left. Yeah. You see, you were markedly the same. I mean, they really went pretty well. Yeah. I'll call LLC and cry to her later. I have to. But it's, um, tomorrow is the Buffalo Bill's first home game. Oh. And Stephanie. She's a huge fan. Oh, I don't know if you understand. No, I knew she was like a crazy. She's a big Buffalo Bill's fan. And it now runs in the family. So Max and Finn are like, what a team. They don't they break your heart all the time? If I were deeply invested. So you're like along the road.

15:21I just, I just, I eat chips. So cut the vine. Yeah. Like I'm sitting there. Wait, are you all one of those fans that like, help shovel the snow out of the stadium? Again. Like, I think I know more about the bill. I have never, I've never been to a Buffalo Bill's. Oh, okay. Got you. Okay. Um, but also my sons are big Buffalo Bison fans. What's that? Bison. It's the minor league baseball team in Buffalo. Oh, hey. So we're going to that as well. So we're going to the first home game of the Buffalo Bill's tomorrow night. And they're playing Detroit. Okay. And then we're going to the minor league baseball game. And Stephanie just sent me a video that I'll have to show you after. She said the whole plane to Buffalo was just full of crazy Buffalo Bill fans. Oh, my God. And she said Max yelled, um, go Buffalo. And then the whole play will go Buffalo.

16:22Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. That's going to be a core memory. And here's something made me tear up when I saw it. Because I was like, this is Stephanie lived there as a kid. Yeah. And she's such her whole family. They're so in deep with the Buffalo Bill's. Yeah. And the fact that we're bringing them to where she, you know, partly grew up and go see her house and her school. And where she played softball and basketball. Oh, man. And then go see these teams. Yeah. And they're like all in Buffalo. They would like having kids that they are just into what you're like when you're into and like care. Like that's so great. Don't you care about evil, can you? Yeah. Are you all that show Niagara? Yeah. Oh, that's great. Yeah. We have anything you can possibly do in Buffalo, New York. You're doing it. Yeah. Oh, man. You're chicken wings though. That's not for your family. No, but Stephanie and I, I think we went to Buffalo together. Yes.

17:23And we had vegan Buffalo wings. Oh, yeah. Okay. There you go. Yeah. Nice. I can't believe a whole baseball theme vacation. That's wild. And based on football, the bills are football. Oh. You're like, I didn't mean all that. Buffalo bills are football. American sports with the new. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And we probably look like, you know, we probably know a little something. We know something about something. We do not. Checking all state first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking that I set my alarm before I go to bed at night. Now my whole schedule is messed up. I woke up at 6 a.m. instead of 5.30 and I messed out on the most productive part of my day. Yeah. Checking first is handsome. So check all state first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with all state. All savings vary subject to terms conditions and availability all state North American insurance company and affiliates Northbrook Illinois.

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20:29Tell them we sent you experience the new standard and comfort and support with Honey Love. Yeah, the Buffalo bills were pissed when sounds of the lamps came out and that Buffalo bill Buffalo bill is the serial killer in that. I don't say I didn't know that. Yeah, I'm up on my serial killer. You know about the yeah, maybe they were like, hey, how dare you? Yeah, yeah. When you go to Niagara, you could tell the boys about Charles Blondon who tightrope across Niagara. He was obsessed by it and he kept having to up his the stakes because he took a, because people he could just do it so easily and then he took a wheelbarrow with a tiger in it. That's someone who's not, but he's not well satisfied, not well in the head. We are not here to judge. But you know, don't tell his, you know, how else would be a tough person to get across? It would be a tough person to be married to. Oh, can you imagine? Like any of those like climbing guys. Oh my god, climbing guys. No, thank you.

21:29No, thank you for climbing. Yeah, no, no, no. But I mean, how awesome is it to watch? Very exciting. Did you see free solo? Yes, insane. Did you see that? Uh-huh. But he must have a dude in that. I did, but I think rock climbing is crazy. And then you add the like not being hooked on anything and I just think that's, it's a recipe for disaster. Yeah, they have a death wish. It's crazy. I don't know, you did some rock climbing back in the day, right? No, I didn't do rock climbing. Oh, for some reason. I was in, I lived in Colorado. I was just, all the auto. It's like it's, it's like came out of the closet. Everyone thought I was a vegetarian. It wasn't ever, but I became vegan, you know, a decade ago. I don't know why I felt that. Um, well, I did go bouldering once. Yeah, maybe that was. I do that in Echo Park. Sometimes there's an indoor bouldering. Oh, thanks. The annoying thing is the guys there who come up and give you on solicited, they're like, yeah, what you're going to want to do is, you know, leverage your, yeah, no, and just the, the scene like these guys and they're, and I didn't ask for it.

22:32I just want to tinker around and they're like, that's, they're, wait, you go to a bouldering place? I've been like three times in Echo Park. Just by yourself. Usually on dates. Dates. Yeah, back in the terrible date for me. Really? You'd be pissed. So I was like, we're going bouldering. I'd be like, oh my god. But what if you were so in, what if it was like the, like the keyword obsessed with this person? Yeah, it was somebody that you would like, head your eye on. She finally gave you the time of day. I was like, I would be like, let's go bouldering. I go, no, I think I guess I'd go no matter what, but I wouldn't be happy about it. Yeah, you'd mope. Well, I guess I'll go no matter what. I'm not going to be happy about it. I was like, great. We'll do that. And then we'll, I'll bring a shark hood reward for after bringing it to the bouldering place. And those are snacks involved. I can get down with anything. Yeah. Yeah. I hear you. In your little pouch where they have chalk for their hands, you could have a couple.

23:32Well, fun dip in there. I wonder if ever like pull sharks use their chalk like that. You know, like overdo it a little. Do you think that they're still like, you know, shooting pool used to be so popular back in the day. Yeah. And so there were a lot of pull sharks. Do you think that's still a thing? Well, can I tell you something that will blow your mind? Yeah. I dated a man who was a pull shark. Wait, what? Sorry. Wait, I didn't know you ever dated a man. Uh-huh. Like briefly. Like briefly. I felt you like went on some dates with boys when you were like, young, but you're saying that you were a little bit young. I mean, like adult. You were no do. I was 18 and he was 23. I thought he was like 900. Yeah. And he was like, whoa. And he was an actual like, he would still blow. And pull shark means like, you kind of pretend you're okay and then you've aced. He was like, this is how he walked around the pool table.

24:34Go to you hall. Not you hall watch this. Not you hall watch this. But this is how he walked around the pool table. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's right. And probably got it in too, right? Yeah. Well, I'm fortunate. Now, if you're listening, but he's a pull shark. Pull shark. Wow. I can see why you did. And did you know that when you, is that why you started dating him? No. For that big wing. I refuse. I can't help it. You can help it. I really couldn't. You can. No, you can. Because like, how often do you talk about you are a grind without what to do? Grown one. There's more to men. I work on therapy. Yeah, great, great. Anyway, I don't know if there's pull shark still. Yeah, because it just feel like it's not as pro prevalent in bars. I mean, there's like a pool table. Yeah, there must be still pool house.

25:35But now we all know about pool sharks. Yeah, because there used to be pool halls. Yeah. That's the big thing. I don't know. That's the thing anymore. I got asked to prom by a guy at my school. All right. And it was poppy. You already dropped out. Exactly. Oh, wow. That would have been great. I had, they were seeking out easy dig. Yeah. Yeah. I went to school with him. Yeah. He was a dear friend. Yeah. I had dropped out. Yeah. And he asked me to go to prom. I said no, but you can meet me at slick willies if you'd like. Like willies. After prom, meet me at slick willies. And he did. No way. In his hugs. Yes. And he was somebody. He really liked you. He also sadly passed away. And he was, he kind of got weird fame. He lived in Austin. Uh-huh. And he was known as Larry, Larry the lever. The cable guy. No. Larry the lepper. Yeah. His whole body. And he was a little bit more matured.

26:35He had to tow like a leopard. Whoa. And he was leppered. Yeah. And I think he was like maybe book of world record or something. I don't know, but yeah. I almost, what. What was his deal? What makes you do that? I think he maybe got into some drug stuff. Yeah. And maybe was without a home here and there. Yeah. He was somebody, just the sweetest guy in the world. And he was like full blown nerdy, nerd, nerd town. Yeah. And my friends and I sat with the nerd table in junior high school. And we're like, these guys are awesome. Yeah. And then Larry kind of started to break out of his kind of nerdy vibe. Yeah. And started partying a little bit. Yeah. Nothing more dangerous than an ex nerd. Yeah.

27:35Comes out of the gate. Is that how you identify an anxious slide? But ex nerd, no, current nerd, I think. Yeah, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I could see Larry wanting to be cool and fit in kind of like what you would hear a parents say, you don't have to do that to be cool. And then it really took a crazy turn. Yeah. But the nicest, nicest guy, you want to get to my diagnosis. I'm dying since you said, what does this mean? Well, I just got back from the doctor. I have had a tremor in my hand for three years. Three years. Yeah. I never noticed it. Me neither. Well, persistent like consistent or it just comes and goes, no, no, it's consistent. But it's sometimes more elevated than not. Yeah. And I googled myself to death. And in your hand, it's not tremor. Well, it's been between my, uh, senior tutor right now.

28:35Fortune Marie. But I was scared I had Parkinson's. Yeah. You know, yeah. And, um, and so that's why my family's gone and I'm here is because I could not let go of this doctor appointment. Yeah. And because it took months, I thought it was because of us. I can't see. I miss that. I miss that. But yeah. So she checked me out and, um, I'm fine. I just have an essential tremor is what it's called. And, um, yeah, it's, it's shaky paw, which is what Stephanie and I called it. Yeah. I'd be like, oh, I'm having trouble with that. I have shaky paw. And, um, but like Catherine Hepburn had it as I was telling you before the, which I had no idea because it famously Catherine Hepburn had the kind of this voice. That's right. I did not know it was a bit of a tremor. Yeah. I think also she had shaky paw. Yeah. Um, but, um, not everybody gets it in their voice.

29:35Yeah. And, um, but it was a huge relief. I mean, it's not great. It's not a blast to have the shaky paw. Yeah. But, um, and sometimes it's worse than other times. Yeah. But that is a relief. Massive relief because I was just like, uh, what, I'm old parent, you know, I've done everything in my power to like, and honestly, part of my hike this summer was like, in my mind, I was like, if I have Parkinson's, I want to, I want to do this now. Yeah. I want to do this now. Does the essential tremor, is it progressive? Like, will it, will it work? My doctor said she doesn't think it's going to progress in a month. Three years. Well, she said at my age, like getting it after 50, it's not as likely to progress to like a point where, you know, it's, um, Catherine Hepburnie. Yeah. Um, but I guess we will see.

30:35Yeah. She said, you know, it's, it's individual people, obviously have, have different stuff. But now I'm just, it's one of those things where it's again, like, uh, yeah, don't necessarily want that. But think, I don't have anything worse, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My grandpa had Parkinson's it. It's such a wild thing. Yeah. And people, all of the, I mean, I'm just blown away by people. I'm, thanks people out. Truly. People are navigating every day. I know. Privately, publicly, stuff. I know. It's just, you know, things you have to go to therapy for. Yeah. It's just, it's, you know, they just recognize Michael J. Fox, the Emmys, because he is part, he has partners. Oh, yeah. I didn't know he was diagnosed at 30. Yeah. Yeah, like that. To have been living with that for this long and to start as so young. Yeah. Man.

31:35And I think, I think, and I could be wrong, but I think it is that thing of getting diagnosed young. It potentially, uh, rather than like, when certain, I also might not know what I'm talking about. Yeah. I was also, I have a lot of, I have massive Google head. Yeah. Um, so everything I've read about essential tremor and Parkinson's and even MS, because for a while, I was like, oh, God. Oh, God. Like when Thomas and I went and saw Paul Simon a few, oh, when, handsome. But remember when we were performing in Austin. Oh, yeah. Thomas and I went to see Paul Simon. Oh, yeah. And I was like, I don't, I don't know. I have something. Some's going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. So now I know for sure, um, the bridge over troubled water. You caught on fire, LLC. Bridge over trembling water.

32:35Rough waters. Um, it's not that good. I like shaky pa. Shaky pa was perfect. Yeah. So if you ever want to check in on my shaky pa, I will know. I will occasionally look over to see what the whole thing is. Feel free. Yeah. So my friend, you know, my friend Joe who's usually staying with me often from England. And, um, so he was having the other day a couple nights ago. I've been away, but he's been staying in my house. And he was, I think on a date, or he was having kind of an intense relationship conversation with this girl he's been seeing. And it was kind of a few hours of processing and talking. And then he was like, you know what, I'm looking, let's, it's late. Like, let's park this conversation. Well, let's hang out in a couple of days and pick it up. And we're just going in circles. She was like, okay. So then he goes out. It's like 2 a.m. and he's standing on the street waiting for his Uber. And, um, and then she texts him and it's like, just come, come, come sleep over. Like we'll stop talking. He's like, yeah.

33:35Oh, okay. And so he goes back, rings the doorbell. And he's waiting for her to come down in her apartment building. And, um, what kind of stairway does she have? She's squiggly slide. She's like, wait a minute. I'm going down the slide. And, yeah. Go to you, huh? Go to you, huh? And so he's waiting there and a fully naked man with no socks and shoes, like completely naked bald men, just walks by him, confidently and goes, you want to suck my dick? You want to suck my dick? It keeps walking by him and walks away into the darkness. And then the like 30 seconds later the girl opens the door and is like, hey, like still and he's like, and he's like, I just thought a fully naked man. And she's like, oh, okay, well anyway. And he's like, no, I'm sorry. I can't like, I've got to go. I like that room. Like that room. I've got to go. Yeah. And like he was the only witness to this. Yeah. Yeah. Like you had, he still had much to process. Yeah. He said, I need to leave the figure this though.

34:36But what a crazy, he said the guy didn't look on house during the, he just looked so confident being naked, just walking down the street. He could have been sleepwalking. Oh my god. There's a lot of people that just legit sleepwalk like them have no idea. Well, he's got a meeting tomorrow with like a Netflix exec. And naked guy. I said imagine if it's that guy. And this is what you're saying he for sure does. So he's like, what is he pitching with like a producer? I did. For sure. Three. If you missed that, that was clear. What is he pitching? I think that was good. Thank you. I'll be here all episode. But then I'm writing a, a zombie. Shaking Bob. Listen, I'm open to being made fun of for shaky pop. Go on. Sorry. I don't know. I forgot where I was going. No one said you have a meeting. Wait, no. A pitch. He is no Joe has a pitch. Joe has a pitch. And I thought it'd be funny if he showed up and it was the guy, the naked guy, but in a suit. Yeah, yeah.

35:36Just not acknowledging what happened. I'm going to look out. Yeah. Um. That's enough. That's enough of that. That's enough of that. Taking our touching each other for those of you not watching. You are. Do you think we're going to get you house sponsorship? I hope so. Figures crossed. I mean, it makes so much sense anyway. Yeah. You know, they should be targeting that. We can do so many fun commercials for you, huh? Please, let us do it. That's not on the list. We want to be the face of a big brand. We're begging to do more ads. To do more ads. The handsome pot on the side of people's you all. Let's find an ethical company and just do it. Yeah, you want the back of each truck. It could be the three of us waving and it says follow me to the handsome pod. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you were going to have like a dirty joke. No, no. No, no. I cleaned it up. No, I'm in therapy. I changed. Yeah.

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40:42I love you. I got more. I got more. I got more. We need to get to this one. You know, when it reminds me of when I'm on flights and I see the little print on the, well, storage or storage? Yes. When they say, you know, for storage. They say, storage on some planes. Because you stole it. Yeah, but it could be storage. It could be. Write that down. Chase the friends. Chase the friends on the head. Turn the friends on the head. Turn the friends on the head. Okay, I got, it's because I knew I wanted to tell you about what happened to my friend, Joe. Oh, my gosh. We should do an episode where we reference notes in our little journal. This is humiliating. I know. Why is that humiliating? Because no one can be humiliated on this pod. I think you're going to say no one can see it, but people are going to be upset. No, we're going to say it. But this is a safe pod. You can cry. You can read your notes. You can have a shaky pod. You can have a shaky pod.

41:42You can have a shaky pod. This pod. I say, I cry like empathetic. Like I cry if someone else cries. I cry, right? Is that what happens? Yeah. Always? You never have your own. My own tears. Your own tears. Yeah, I know I have a lot of those. Because you have empathy, that's good. Yeah. Okay, so I knew I wanted to tell you about it. About the little finger pointing about the naked guy. And then Joe was telling us that story. And then my friend Matt and his wife live in my back house, and she's from China, and she chimed in, and she goes, well, did you know in ancient China, like Kung Fu Masters would, to achieve the highest level, they would be unix. They would cut off their dicks. And then she goes, it's a funny story. This guy was like, really, I think this is a joke, she was telling me, but she goes, he, what's happened? Sorry, my pen. I thought that was a, my new tattoo. My new tattoo was exploded. I thought that was a new tattoo. My new tattoo was exploded. My new tattoo was exploded. This is what happens when you get a notebook and a pen out. My pen's exploded, ink. Oh, this is a mess.

42:42Anyway, the point is she said, keep all this in, Thomas. He said, if you, oh, this guy, he wanted to be a Kung Fu Master. Yeah, they lost us for a second, by the way. Sure. We're hanging in there with you. There's like an ancient text that, and tells you how, and on page one, it says to achieve the highest level you have to cut, you have to chop your dick off. Okay. And so he's true. So this person is a joke, but the, but it is true. But then this parts the jokes, and then he says, he does it, and then he turns, and on page two, it says page two. If you don't want to do the dick part, you don't have to. Oh, no. Oh, it's pretty good. Oh, no, no, you didn't have to. I like how casual it is. Also, do you only hang out with people that you exchange facts with? You know, the people who's who last in my life are often ones that are trading. You can throw a fact in there. I have music facts. Yeah. Any kind, or like a little juicy parable or something.

43:44Yeah. Yeah. What is fortune bring to this? I'm the business mind. Yeah, that's what I'm going to figure out a way to monetize the facts. Monetize the facts. Yeah. Should we give our question? I think we should. Yeah. Today's question is correct. It's an actor and a stand-up comedian, her latest special aftercation is now out on YouTube. Her podcast is the Dorq Forest. Jackie Cation is asking today's question. Nice. Tag. Fortune. It's me. Jackie Cation. Oh, no. Handsome folk. And me. Oh, I hear some questions. My question is. I got that one. See, my part. Never have. Yeah. My question is, is if you could be in the Marvel Universe, cinematic TV, or just eat an even right, iconic book, what character would you want to be?

44:44This isn't. This will take this one. There's a lot to work for here. We were born when we had Bo and Yang. He said. He said, take a man. Take a man. Well, Jackie does happen every now and then. It hasn't happened to me. It hasn't happened to me. No, no. No. Jackie, I'm sure we'd be friends. I think you'll actually would be friends. Jackie's a very, very funny stand up, very smart. And with a podcast called The Dork Forest. Yeah. You think that's right up my street. Right up my street. So you all just need to meet in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no way Jackie would forget you after that. Thanks for it. You're welcome. Thanks, Alex. Jackie will be like, that's a good impression. You know, listen, it happens. Yeah. Oh. This is my kind of question. And actually we have on the screen because none of us really know. Yeah, what I was going to ask if either of you are big Marvel fans.

45:45I have never talked. We've never talked about Marvel. So I kind of think no. I haven't seen the Avengers or any of those. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not nodding to it, but I'm not into it. I'm definitely nodding to it. You're definitely nodding to it. No, it's not my thing. I know, to be honest, it leaves me pretty cool. I mean, listen, if I were to get an opportunity to be in one of the movies in a heartbeat. I just picked first of all. First of all, I'm reading this. This is a list of Marvel heroes. Okay, these are all the heroes because I was like, are these all the movies? I also get them confused with like the DC comics, but this is a sweet guy. There's people here I've never heard of. I've seen Deadpool and I never saw the Hulk, never saw Iron Man. I watched one Avengers. Did you watch the Hulk as a kid? Yeah, as a kid I watched the Hulk. I watched the Hulk. I watched the live action. The live action? Oh, oh yeah, with Lou Farrigno. I feel like as anxious slut, I've got to be Iron Fist.

46:46Iron Fist. It's maybe dirty. Yeah. Oh, how? And Mayna doesn't get a memory. You expect it from me. Don't look at me like that. Yeah, Mayna isn't anxious slut. These are great. I've heard of Havocles. It would be fun to be Spider-Man. They're all kind of tortured emotionally. That was a Cumberbatch, right? Yeah, you could get a double time travel. That was a bust, I believe. A bust. But we don't have to start judging movies. I did love Black Panther. That was a great movie. Oh, I did like the Wolverine movies. Look at who is a Marvel gal. Oh, I mean, it's a part of the culture, you know. I didn't realize that X-Men are Marvel heroes. So in that case, there's a lot of great X-Men. We're Superman. He's DC. Yeah, that's DC. Yeah, I was kidding. I would want to be...

47:47I think I would go Spider-Man. Would you? Yeah. And I'll tell you why. Please, Spider-Man part of this? Yeah, yeah. Right up there where it says Spider-Man. Oh, or I see it now. Okay. Which Spider-Man, a particular actor or just Spider-Man in general? Don't care. It would be a text version of Spider-Man. I see it. Yeah, I would just need the suit and the superpowers. I could see Tigbing Spider-Man. I could too. Well, but I got shaky. This is it. I feel like... That would be a disaster. Yeah, when I stay... Did I tell you I request under the third floor? When I say at hotels. Oh, because of potential fire? Yeah. I don't like being up high. And I'm also claustrophobic. So it kind of triggers all that in me.

48:47And you know, a lot of hotel windows do not open. Yeah, that's stressful. Yeah, it's so stressful. I always look out to see, okay, if I could get out, is there a parking structure below? Is there another building? Yeah, a building. And just side note, what I have learned about breaking a window... Yeah. ...that doesn't open is people typically go towards the middle. But you have better luck... You have better luck hitting where it's closer to the wall. Really? And what would you do, wrap a towel around your hand probably. Well, that I don't know. Yeah. Maybe pick up a chair. Yeah, that sounds bad. Yeah, don't be using your... ...go fist. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. Or not. That's exactly right. Thanks for keeping me on track. Yeah, yeah.

49:47As Spider-Man, I could just put on my little suit. Uh-huh. And... Well, I'd still need to get out the window. Yeah, but you're Spider-Man. I know what I'd do. I would use my web to pull the window... Yes. ...shakey web. ...because you'd like your web. I think you have some super strength type. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah. Okay, yes, expect. Well, that's what I am. I'm escaping from fires and stuff. Yeah. I like that. Thank you. Yeah. So you're an Iron Fist? Well, I think I'm an Iron Fist. Where is Iron Fist? Top right, Iron Fist? And I'm not familiar with this character. We know anything about it. Oh, wow. He looks pretty. Oh, okay. Has that character been played in a recent movie? I don't think so, but he's about to. Because I'm okay. Well, the abs on this guy are very impressive. He looks pretty camp. Yeah. Well, yeah, be at the top part. Okay. I guess I could be Iron Fist, but I'd like to be Professor X.

50:47Because he can read thoughts. He can communicate with people. Oh, right up your alley. Yeah. Just listen to what everybody's saying about me. Yeah. Jean Grey is very powerful as well. Jean Grey? She turns evil. She's an X-Men. And I think her powers are so strong that she ultimately maybe kills Professor X. This isn't this? Yeah. Yeah, Professor X. Has anyone played Jean Grey before? Yeah. Who? I want to say, Femke Jensen. I'm probably all right. Wait, so you do know Marvel? I know X-Men. I didn't realize they were Marvel. Wow. Yeah. I think this Professor X is an X-Men. That was a... A Patrick Stewart. Yes, yes, yes. Jackie, if you're listening, this is right up our alley. Yeah. There's really a lot of... We're like the worst. We're annoying a lot of people at Comic-Con. I remember the thing. He's like full of rocks. That's pretty cool. This might be the least amount of something we've ever known.

51:47I just feel like all of these people have tortured lives. Like, none of these superpowers help... They're ultimately there. Actually, I just heard a quote that said, all your flaws are just intensifications of positive aspects of your personality, too. For instance, one of my positive aspects is my intensity or my sensitivity. But then if that gets dialed up too much, that's one of my flaws. But anyway, and it's the same maybe with these guys. They're interesting. What we have to remember is we have listeners. And we've been staring at a screen going, Oh, actually. Well, usually one of us knows a lot about something that, even if the other two don't, this is a rare time that the three of us have been stumped. All of them may know is a little bit about it. I think I've heard of eight of these. Uh-huh.

52:47Fortunately, we need your answer. It's just not my... For what reason is the superhero world is not... I'm just not into it. Make it your world. Make it your world. I like Batman quite a bit. I've actually never seen a single Tom Holland Spider-Man movie. Same. It's just not my thing. But I know they're humongous. Black Widow was Scarlett Johansson, right? Uh, couldn't tell you. I think so. Um, I don't know. The little rocket raccoon looks cute. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's the Guardians of the Galaxy. I have seen... Does he have a gas tank? It looks like he's got a gas tank. He looks like he's just, um, fun. Yeah, he does, right? If that showed up at your door, he'd be like, well, what? Do you look fun? Well, Rocky Raccoon has a fun personality, doesn't he? Is it...? He knows there's a Rocky Raccoon. K-A-M-T-R-R-M Beatles. It's Vin Diesel. Rocky Raccoon is Percy Groot.

53:47Are you saying Rocky or Rocket? Rocky Raccoon or Cym? Bradley Cooper. Oh, yeah. And that's a fun one. Um, okay, so we got our answers. I'm... I am Professor Axe. We're all like this. This might be our worst answers we've ever had. No, I like it. I like the idea of Tegas Spider-Man solely to break out of a hotel room that is making you claustrophobic. Yeah. I'm... Rocky Raccoon, I'm less sold on. Okay, well then, who would you say for me? I think you are... Black Widow, because I'm sexy AF. Yeah. Or... Hawkeye Ant-Man. Agent Colson. That sounds boring. Well, you know, does it not make sense that somebody who hosts the Dork Forest is asking us such a thing? Does make sense. Maybe I'm she-hulk. I mean, I'm such a fan of so many things. Look at these gums. Rocky Cation.

54:47Do you ever take a day off? I don't think Jackie Cation. Oh, thanks though. And Jackie's gonna be sorely disappointed in our discussion about... Not as disappointed as May is being left out by Jackie. Yeah. Will you ever get over this? I'm over it already. Okay. I don't believe it. Your face did not give an authentic look. By the way, I see one chubby gal in this whole situation. So... I think you should be storm on the bottom left. Storm control weather. That's good. Come on. That would be nice, especially in the glow- The star warring. A star warring. A star warring. I don't know. It looks like Storm does a low-paw. Yeah. And look at those knockers. I wouldn't mind a set of those. And your knockers out top. What would you do? But it's a lot too. What would you do if you had like... I don't want it. I would not want it, right? You wouldn't want it, right? No. Okay. I'd like to see it. Just jot big old... Big old...

55:48Knockers in my honey love, bro. I'm gonna wear it in between of like... I don't really... You're not in between. Well, no, as far as like... I don't want to not have anything personally. Yeah. But then I don't want to get a lift, because that would just be weird for me. And it just had me go perky titties. And so it just sort of had these weird like... little like... saggy... Exocetant. I got a little saggy A's. Or saggy A's or saggy B's. I'm not sure, am I? I think I'm right between the two. What is AA? Is that really small? Oh, no, doubly big. It's big. It's maybe after all the single letters they go... To double battery. Maybe we don't know this is another thing we really... That's not our thing. It's so cool to just... Just to be broadside. This is what is AA. Guys, remember we've won podcasts in the years. Oh, weird. We should submit this episode for a...

56:50For one of the tracks. Contribution to the community. Should we hear Johnny? If anyone tuned in for the version of this one, they'll be like, what is this podcast? Even if this is their 300th time list. You guys, we can't win them all. We might get new listeners who are massive Marvel fans. But they're gonna be the question. They're gonna be the pairs. They're gonna be the pairs. So dumb about this world. You know, my one spotterman thing that I know is that in the Tobi McWire movie, the scene where he catches... Someone trips and all their lunch goes flying and he catches it all on the track. I did see that move. Yeah, and they did it for real. It's not a special effect. We did it like 50 times. Do you remember I worked for Sam Raimi? Oh, yeah, I remember. Oh, my God. Yeah, Sam Raimi right here. I don't know. Okay. I never had the infamous upside down kiss in that movie. That was hot. Yeah, like that. Yeah, I want to remember. Have you ever upside down kissed? He's just trying to think. I think only sort of do it right now.

57:52Yeah. To imitate the... Remember, when people would hang upside down and draw a face on their dress? Yes. That was such a slumber party thing to do. Yeah. Put it on the little list. Yeah, put it on the little list outside down. Yeah, if it's a chin face. No, not chin face. Or you put the eyes here, I guess. Oh, I know. Yeah, and you put your glasses. Yeah, you put glasses over your chin. Yeah. God. Oh God. What a love. We just create work for ourselves. We live the list. The list is long and not getting shipped away, yeah. Should we hear Jackie's answers? Let's do it. I'm hoping in the answer she goes, Oh, I forgot by the way to say may you never know we'll find that she won't Fortune what if Jackie's like you somehow to be in the circus of crime and I would want you to be Princess which is saying who we would be all of them so worried you're not a part of this pets She is from North Carolina. I know you were not from you are from South Carolina

58:55Tenoam from North Carolina Madden mask who is a crang lord and But very pragmatic and that is what I love about her because she is never coming up with crazy wild-ass Plans for how to take over the world. They say me pretty make was a million dollars this month because I have a very expensive bill coming up and I We In this back the duck I'm going to be mo dot Man a Doc who is of design only for killing. Oh, there's a top show. He controls all the top shows. And I'm chatting. Jackie, I was number one. Jackie, I'm starting to know about you. She doesn't know this. I am very start of. Jackie is like the stand-up comedy version of Atlanta.

59:59Oh, she's done. Yeah, you're right. No, Atlanta's nose. Oh, you know what? But it's so funny that it started with your name. He left out. And we thought, oh, well, moving on. I'm over it. That's like, all right, fortune. When she went to the truck back, he was like, I am going to make sure that they know. Now, wow. You need to hold my hand. Thanks, bud. Oh, I got you. Do you want me to hold your boob? Yeah, hold up. I love broad needs a little. Hold up your hand. I love Jackie's number. I do. Should we call her? Yeah. Oh, I don't have my phone. No. I don't have Jackie's number. Let's see who, what superhero she thinks I should be. Where we, so she hung up. Yes, why? We do have a third podcast, so. Now, I also do want to make sure that, of course, it would have been nice for you to be included in our episode.

1:00:59That would have been nice, but I'm okay with that. You're okay. Oh, I'm brilliant. And at least it wasn't about something you're super pumped in. Oh, totally. And we also, well, we for sure found out Jackie's not a fan of the show. Yeah, everyone's a hit. Okay. But also, I want to make sure that the handsome community, which are wonderful people. Yeah, don't come for Jackie. Don't come for Jackie. Don't come for Jackie. If anything, I respect you. This is a very, Jackie. Yeah. Jackie's so sweet and lovely. And a really great standup, by the way, if you're not familiar with their stuff. And she tours with Maria Bamford. Yes, Maria's. I'm just thrilled. This is now part of the lore of our show. I know it is. I've been forgotten. You've been forgotten. And honestly, you are doing. You are doing. But I am fulfilling it won't happen. I mean, who's going to forget me? I know. That's the thing. And I've been forgotten.

1:01:59I've been forgotten. I've been forgotten. I've been forgotten. I've been forgotten. May has been forgotten. Yeah, you, my friend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It must be a point of burden to bear. We might have to have like a follow-up, like get Jackie to chime in on what. Yeah. Superhears you think, Sihan? We have to. We have to. We have to have her. I've never listened to one of this. You're my star meter. You're my star meter. Yeah. I'll say, yeah, you're the number one star in the world. I know. You were the number one. Yeah, I was laughing the other day thinking about, do you remember when we were talking? That our star meter was solely people trying to figure out our gender. 100% I still stand by that. At all of us. Yeah. Yeah. What is that? Anytime one of us has something to add now. Yeah. We shoot out the charts. We're like, well, did I just say it? Yeah. Yeah. It ran across the screen real fast.

1:02:59Oh, yeah. What is that? This tickled me. I'm not going to lie. This really did tickle me as well. It was so incredible. It did. Bowen in his episode realized you were part of it? Never. Never has. I was the only one who never met. No, have I been able and I can't. Thanks, though. And if you brought it up, it would be hard to convey that you found it funny. It would seem like you were bringing that. Like, I thought it was hilarious as well. Well, and the way you said, do you have Jackie's number? Can we call her now? Does seem like maybe you're not taking it well. We need to get to the bottom. I thought it would be funny. Anybody have Jackie's number? Yeah, I think we should call her from her. We can just put you on FaceTime. Do you know who this is? Jackie. Oh, my God. Oh, what is that? What is that? And then I always said, your star meter goes shoot. Shoot. Well, man, that was fun. That was a fun app.

1:03:59Yeah, really was. Such a blast. Well, I am on the last leg of my tank-car biscuits tour. And coming up, I have got a bunch of West Coast shows starting in mid-October, Oakland, California, Bakersfield, Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo, L.A., Palm Springs. And then I also added Athens, Georgia. And then I finished my tour up with Denver and Nashville. And then that's it for my tour. Awesome. That sounds fun. I'm just at Largo in L.A. on October 8th. And nothing's not. I'm just writing. And yeah, check out whatever, you know, probably doing some squirreling around too. And do some squirreling. Make sure it's flooding. Always a holy slutting it up. And if anybody cares to seal shaky paw on the road, I will be in Chico.

1:05:00I'll be in Olympia, Washington, Fresno, Napa, Wilmington, Delaware, Terrytown, New London, Connecticut, Colorado Springs, Steamboat Springs, Basalt, and always got my Largo and Dynasty typewriter local shows. So come on down, see what kind of squirreling around I'm going to do. Come on. And we'll be announcing or putting it up on sale soon. But we are going to be doing a Hollibob show. Yeah, we are. December 12th. In my Dynasty typewriter. It's going to be the best one. Yeah, this is the longest that we've had to play. We've had, well, with that show. It's a long way. We will. Yeah, I have some ideas. Yeah. Yeah. And it will be live stream. So folks can tune in from anywhere on a Saturday. And at a time where people can have a Hollibob's handsome party. Yes, please. And check out handsomepod.com. Yeah. What it is?

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