Extra Funny | Beware of Birds | October First

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4:07Yeah. I know. I know. That's why I'm just kidding. But, but all of the stuff they have at Cozier is nice. And you get the discount on everything you buy when you use the code TJ. Even if it's pajamas for me. Yeah. Which is almost an oxymoron. Right. Because men don't post a half pajamas. I do have pajamas. I have Christmas pajamas. Exactly. You have a themed pajamas. Yeah. Jody bought them for me. Whatever. Like it. Does she have the matching set like do you guys wear them together? No. Every year she gets the children and has since they were little. She gets them Christmas pajamas. And usually Laney's pajamas look like hers. Like like Jody's. Okay. So I think this this past year

5:08she got me some like eighties. Okay. We were we were twin in them. I love it. I love a family themed pajamas. They went up to in. Yeah. That's going to be you Lindsay. You got something to look forward to. Yeah. I mean, I I did it one time and I always get the kids Christmas pajamas. But I did it one time where I got Kyle some me. He didn't mean crap about it, but I'm sure now he would. But I'm trying to think was it it was just this past week. I was on my way to the cigar lounge or as my wife calls it a cigar lounge. Cigar. Yeah. She puts the you know, it's a lot of Southern rostuse puts the accent on the C cigar instead of the car. Yeah. Cigar. And she says cigar, which is one step away from C. Gar. They got him smoking on that C. Gar. Yeah, you can't find

6:10him without a damn C. Gar in his mouth. That's C. Gar. Anyway, I was going to the cigar store but lounge to to do my work and all the other day. And I realized this is the second time it's happening about a month that I had forgotten my lip balm. I always got to have chapstick on me at all times. I say chapstick as a generic term. But the Wal-Mart's is close to the cigar bar. So I had to run in there to get some chapstick or I wouldn't have been able to make it through the day. I get that. I feel that. Yeah, I have to have that all the time. Everywhere I go, I have to have it. It's always part of my regular stuff that I have in my pockets. And chapstick in the right pocket and my glasses, my old man reading glass and in my left pocket is my phone and and fentanyl tablets. Oh my god. No, just the phone. Left, left back pocket is wallet.

7:20God, that's your PC or everyday carry. And you put it on and then leave the house. If you know, you're not going to be out long. No, I just have it in case I get the urge for it. But I'm saying, if you do leave it and you're not going long, will that suffice or do you have to stop and get some? I have to stop and get it because I didn't put it on before I left. Yeah. And I could feel my lips kind of drying out on the drive over and I went to get it out of my pocket. It's like damn. So anyway, I had to go in there. And while I was in the damn wall marks, not only did I see people in there, pajama pants and and crocs, which you see all the time in the wall marks. But I saw Christmas pajama pants already. Not already. Still. These are they weren't wearing them because they're getting ready for Christmas. They were wearing them because they had them last Christmas or three Christmas's ago. And they're just still in the heavy rotation. It's like they're everyday wear. Yeah. So if you want to look even trashier in public, trashier than wearing pajamas in general, yeah, have them be past holiday pajamas, whether it be, you know, in the in the summer, you're wearing

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11:35get Riggins to send it to you and you can send it to your mother-in-law who's also afraid of birds like little friend Jenny. But this is kind of creepy, I think. This guy, he's got two small parrots on his shoulder. And I think he's wearing a tank top. Yeah. And so they're attached to his skin. First of all, if you're making a video that's going to go out to the world and you're in a tank top, you didn't think it through. You didn't think at all. So, what he's doing, Lynne, is that he's got these two birds and these birds have learned a reanna song. Okay. All right, so listen to what it sounds like. Oh my God. Now, how do you learn birds to do that? I don't know, parents mimic.

12:45And they're not really saying the words. They don't know what they're saying. But I guess you just play the songs so much around there. Like while they're in the cage, you just play it over and over and over and then they start to do it. I guess so. Because they were trading off. One of the birds was doing the earth like a beat. And the other one would sing and they would fill in for each other. Now, first thing I thought was that it was a dang chat box. Yeah. Chat box. That ain't real. They didn't chat GPT me on that one now. But I think they were. It was a real video. I think it was real. Yeah. I always think it's so impressive when the birds do that. Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's creepy, but I see how it could be. Now, your mother-in-law has the bird phobia. She's afraid of the birds. Would she like to see the birds killed? Or see, like with my little friend Jenny, she is such an animal lover. But she's afraid of birds. But she would never want a bird to be hurt or killed. She would never want that. But she is,

13:48she's grossed out by him. She's scared of him. And most of the time, like, if you're scared of snakes, you want snakes to be killed. That's a good snake. Hey, no good snakes. Kill it. Yeah. But what's your mother-in-law like? I don't think she necessarily want some killed, but I think if they were to be killed, she would not, she'd be like, okay, but she doesn't have like a mean heart towards them. But like, I put up the clear bird feeder that sits on your window and the bird that I'm in and the kids watch them. And she came over and was like, where did you get that? Why did you get that? I was like, the kids love it. And that's how I found out about her phobia. So what would she do? Let's say she's over at your house and you all are sitting down and eating dinner. And then somebody walked in from a room in the back of the house and had two big parrots on their shoulder like that. What would her reaction be? Would she jump up and run?

14:49Because Jenny would. She'd be like, oh, she'd start cussing and go, God, what the is that? You know, you get away. Would your mother-in-law do that? Or would she start? Okay, so she wouldn't try to start coming out of them with a knife? No, she's just kind of like, oh, like, why do you, like, why do you have birds? I don't. Okay, so she's not really terrified of them. Right. The way Jenny is. Right. And she got, I think the story is, or maybe, I don't know, I don't know if Kyle said this, or she told me, but she got attacked by birds as a child. So I don't know the ins and outs of that. But she's, yeah, she doesn't like dark from them, but she doesn't like them. Yeah, I mean, that's that's thing with with little friend Jenny too. She got swarmed by a flock of birds. I think it was that Disney world when you go to animal kingdom and they watch those parrots start flying toward you kind of like what them kids do on when they're riding wheelies on the internet now where they swerve it like they're going to hit somebody on a motorcycle

15:54or a bicycle and make people jump and jump out of the way. By the way, that's assault. Yeah, that's assault, brother. That ever happens to you. Yeah, get a cop because that's assault. If they come at you aggressively and get that close to you, like, they're going to hit you, but even if they swerve away at the last second and it doesn't touch you, that's still considered assault. If it hits you, they touch you with it. That's battery. Really. Yeah. So I would say the safe thing to do the best bet would be if somebody, if you're in a big city and there are a bunch of hooligans riding wheelies through the streets, whether their motorcycles or bicycles and they're swerving, like they're going to walk, you know, ride the wheelie into you, just check them like a hockey player and knock them the hell off of that bike and try to bust their heads wide open. And then you can file battery. Yeah. Like they attacked me, your honor.

16:56Yeah, try to see their blood spilling on that road. That's what you want to see because they're begging for it. Just absolutely begging for it. I mean, they are, they're begging for something to happen. Yeah. So those are the videos I want to see, like the bully gets it because they're being bullies. Yeah. I haven't seen anybody do that. Like you think they would be one by now or somebody like shoves them, but I haven't seen a single one. Yeah. I've seen them, I've seen them get knocked off their bikes before. And I love that. Yeah. Love it. That'll teach you, son. Yeah. And then don't even think about riding that bike up under my yard. Get off my grass. It's extra funny with TJ and Riggins. Looking for more laughs from the TJ and Riggins show, get even more comedy with the extra funny podcast, bonus laughs behind the scenes moments and conversations you won't hear anywhere else. Listen on Apple podcasts, Spotify,

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