Death Of QBs + Week 2 Reactions! (Substack Preview)

0:00I'ma take this one chance and make it real quick I'm sorry And I'm sorry Sorry In case I don't tell you I'm a member I told you no matter what Tell you December I'm sorry I'm sorry It's like staying out tonight And waiting for mustard drinks Substack Brought to you by Mickey's Clubhouse Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog Right Guys my Carried thought that was the funniest and coolest thing he's ever seen in his entire life Never seen him laugh that hard Never see he's hitting the dance all over our apartment It is fantastic and thank you Isaiah Rogers for breaking out the hot diggity dog dance In the end zone in Chicago That was a highlight from the season for me

1:03Kind of reminds me of the first time I saw I went to see Napoleon Dynamite in the theater I remember I laughed so hard and then I went and told everybody like I'm imagining carry like Going back to daycare and being like so I pass Right So just send me a moment to your comedy Yeah Um okay with this is always she's fan Danny Solomon Danny Do you still think the refs tried to fuck you on Sunday night football A couple of times yeah Wow I apologize for my mic quality that'll change by Thursday but I hope you can hear me say Loudly and clearly that the refs were trying to fuck us over and it didn't work anyway And you can't say that they tried to give the chiefs anything in that I'm actually glad they tried to Fuck us over and it was so obvious because we got justice and by obvious I mean not clear and obvious

2:09Enough to overturn the call on the field Um Chiefs dark magic is back and the refs can't even do anything about it and it's scary What's the dark magic if it's not the refs? I don't know It just people's idea of dark magic is because it just means like The evil empire is has returned that's what it means so we're playing really well We're like a really good team yeah yeah Yeah Travis Kelsey making like you know 15 yards after it catches dark magic Based off everything we saw last year It he might have I mean they might have conjured something we don't know what happened in that wedding there no photos There's only a giant But cloistered cabal of celebrities who even witnessed the event They all kind of have the same little anecdotes about it that seems sort of prescribed Anything could have happened in there a ritual The like I mean when's the last time we've heard of that many celebrities and influential people and billionaires

3:15Getting together in one room and we didn't even question their motives We're just like yeah, they're there to see two people in love You know what else I mean that's probably true, but even if it's not true what's definitely true is Planning a goddamn wedding with a woman will fuck up your life and have you looking crazy And stupid and inept Hey, of course Commander's fan Jamel Johnson is with us. You're currently planning what it Yeah, man, and I'm looking fucking crazy out here My fucking quarterback did a fucking stretch arm strong again It's gonna ask you for the hundredth time on this show. How are you holding up? But I'm not holding up Dan So Jamel you're not hitting the hot diggy dog dance around your apartment is what you're saying I'm looking for new teams man I'm trying new stuff out man Tom Brady said oh shit on live TV man

4:17It was an oh shit type injury. I mean you don't You would say that you don't normally see an injury like that, but you see it on jaden Daniels every couple of months a year Okay, they're they're doing memes of him with the thinner arms like that movie thinner Ha ha ha It was Steven King's birthday yesterday. So oh ain't that a bitch. I think that about yeah it was it sure was at Apopoe Preppy your bro Bro man for the crap It's just what do y'all want me to say what do you want me to feel I'm pulling jerseys out of the closet. I'm throwing these things away man. I think I'm I think I'm done Have you guys seen that there's a video of you say that you love your team you're now you're never gonna Not love your team. They're just They're going through a thing with their quarterbacks right now where

5:18They just Have one good season Tantalize you and then fall apart like paper mache in the rain Danny, let me tell you something we've been going through that thing with our quarterbacks since 1982 man Joe thizman broke his leg in front of fucking everybody Doug Williams his Super Bowl season is his one season as a starter. Yeah mark ripping where the fuck is mark ripping He's dead legally dead Alex Smith you killed poor Alex Smith caught McCoy you killed to win Haskins you killed Dead dead and gone and I just I don't know how much more I can take Uh Turns out changing the name wasn't enough Our team is fully cursed. We've been playing with uh native lands and natives people for too long. I apologize to them. I have been Donating to Native American funds for a while now to try to counteract this. I will continue to do this

6:18But I'm also sorry. I see now that nothing can be done You built your team on a native American burial ground Yeah straight up a cemetery. That's where Stephen King Yeah, so it's like I don't know how much more I'm supposed to it's still on a burial ground and they keep raising the ticket price and we keep losing I don't know how many more times I'm supposed to do this and the only thing they would have to do to bring me back Is hire any black executives through this whole time of being cursed not a one black GM Fuck the coach I don't even I'm not even sure black guy should coach. That's the type of racism I'm into but general managing Okay General managing we need a black general manager because guess what a black general manager can't do Fuck up at all These white guys are like putting together rosters off of ideas and whims and feelings and guys they drink beers with

7:26When you're the black GM you can't make a mistake. It has to be right And that's what it's gonna take otherwise. I'm a free agent. I'm repping the saints today I will be in New Orleans October 1st Maybe instead of putting your left hand up you should tuck it away and and protect the your body And then the play call see I put it's like who Who hires Dan Quinn is that the GM Yeah, they sit down with the you know, it's the top guys the you know president of football operations is there Right, right, and I don't know who the president is now they had a black president for like one year in the midst of The other guy the getting trucking sent to the fucking showers. I snider Dan's dog fuck me up Snyder leaving as Snyder is leaving he says hey, I'll hire a black president

8:31So I kind of look good it took take the heat off of me which It did in the city Oh look, I forget that do's name was it Jason Peters No relation to Adam Peters right, I'd be yeah, it's a good but just it's some just some faceless black guy in a sweater Who they just made like like he did when the poop water was flying all over the place It was like it was him man. He did it. You know them saying and That's it. That's our one That's the one attempt and if you look at our GM history It's just terrible. It's just terrible. It's just years and years of guys being given this job with no real Reason for it and you know now that it's just like okay This guy clearly was just like golfing with the owner or whatever like it's no like none of these guys are brought in based off merit at one point The GM is George Allen son George Allen the guy who coached the team in the 70s. It's like bro

9:36His dad was coaching the team before there was a fucking West Coast offense like what are you like? Why would he be able to put together a roster? Well, look we all feel your pain. I mean this is this is rough. This is not good We all kind of felt like it might happen and Brian Corp. Even as an Eagles pan still giving you your You know your your funeral flowers left hand at half mast Which is a pretty funny Brian Fuck you and let me say another thing. I don't blame jaden. I blame Dan Quinn. I blame Adam Peters I blame Adam Peters for hiring this guy David blow and David blow being like oh we got to put jaden under center We got to disguise some things. It's like all right I guess and then it ends up killing the guy A guy steps on his foot and he dies Here okay, ultimately here's what I'll say Danny. I think this proved he was going to break his elbow again regardless

10:38Well Quit propping yourself, you know quit falling on your fucking hand Like you know, I don't know he I don't think he realizes there's an elbow between your shoulder and your hand He's also doing a maniac thing. He falls And in an effort to try to save the play based off nothing the reality is You got your footstep during the play as fucked man. Hmm Go down He's not interested in his own safety The play caller isn't interested in his safety The coach doesn't give a shit about his safety the coach thinks oh we need to go win the game at halftime We're on the one yard line and the shit is trash Just kick the ball and get to the locker room

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