I Know My Rights + Week 3 Reactions! (Substack Preview)

0:00I'ma take this one chance and make it real quick. I'm sorry and I'm sorry Sorry in case I don't tell you Tell you December I'm sorry It's like staying out night and wait to muster train So what the hell happened last night? I didn't watch the second of this game by choice by design Man just kind of every little thing that could go wrong Ben Johnson masterclass start there You know you have case kingdom come in you think that's an advantage for the Eagles it just made The bear's play calling just immaculate Like and kingdom I'm serious like every Every little every little zig that they could zag they they found a crease kingdom was making plays

1:00It was one of those frustrating things where it's like god damn we had him and then the dude just throws a rainbow over the top I have to stop you then why now why is it oh the Eagles lost the Eagles lost to the uh The most perfect coaching mind like you guys look like shit in you lost Yeah, I agree. I'm you asked me what happened you said you didn't watch it fine, but I don't tell you what happens Ben Johnson masterclass Go watch the replay it was a beautiful Have beautiful series of play calls Now you know what I will say the bear's defense is deserved a little A little bit of credit in the start of the season. I'll go there. I'm happy to give them credit. I'm starting I'm more frustrated with the Eagles defense personally than I am the offense Mm-hmm Because we're a hundred percent healthy on defense We're supposed to be the better unit of the two going into this season

2:01And they can't beat case kingdom like their penalties everywhere We didn't sack the guy once we have zero turnovers through three weeks Like the defense is not playing well Which is putting the offense in these terrible positions and then the offense steps on fucking Array and then steps and do like a lasso and gets swung around a tree and then a fucking shoots itself in the face like it's So yes, it all compounds, but I think it starts with the defense I think it starts with Seiko on Barclay. What is he was great. He was great This is what happens he looks great And then we don't give him the ball in the second half because we're losing by three It were scared So that's okay. That's on the plate color. I play going. Yeah And I blame Seiko on For making the plate collar make those dumb decisions. I mean probably saw him come in in a pukashell necklace and

3:01Didn't like how that felt who's wearing a pukashell necklace. Oh, Seiko. You know Seiko on. Yeah You know he's big pukas still That's fine. Give him the damn ball. I was screaming around the damn ball all night I know that's a normal football thing to say, but I meant it and also something If you want to talk about the problem on the offense Okay, I do Jayland was not good, but here's the actual problem We have Sean Manion who I think is calling some interesting place Up in the box and then you have Nick Sireani on the field Why did you stick him in that box Nick Sireani? Because you want to you want to go above You want to undercut that fool and you want to be like you know what? I'm gonna call it. I want Yeah, Ben Johnson. I just said masterclass. He's calling the place. Why is he on the field? It's not like it's You got some great vision by being in the box. No, that's a prison self

4:03Okay, you know it is and here's something to consider for teams when a coach has been around for like five or six years Maybe the head coach needs to go up there Hey, has any head coach ever just chilled in the box? I actually need to go up to the box. I give my speech. I head to the box. I love that It's good work. It could work particularly for the Eagles totally and One thing you missed out on and then we can obviously go to other games, but this is the freshest game um more emotion out of Cereani and especially Jalen Hertz than I think I think I've ever seen Like the frustration was helpable like Jalen was hot a lot of that game he was screaming at Many people His teammates also by the way uh Price Harper just just missed it to run home run

5:05went foul Oh, sorry I mean, I'm sure you know Jalen gets hit on a he's out of bounds unnecessary roughness he has to leave the game Which is I don't understand how this works like if you just cheap shot the quarterback And there was a holding call on us at the same time. So kind of like the play never happened But then Jalen has to sit out like the next five plays You Got to put him in the tent man the tent is sponsored by a Microsoft surface So if you go to the tent you got to keep the guy in there for at least five plays so they could do an update on the tent So he's peeking out Watching the play screaming at whoever he's just being like give me the fuck out of here Andy Dalton goes in throws in interception from the one yard line pretty hilarious Yes, what are you doing giving him the ball on the one? Do you remember how you said hey how is Sequan we don't give him the ball that's the problem

6:06Okay, so the Eagles are just once again proving my theory Not all white guys deserve jobs Of course not I'm assuming this play caller in question Hey, could be sure he could be manion. It's already that question a European descent Uh, yes, yes I don't know where manion comes from where do you think manion comes from Manion manion sounds like a like a 80s action Uh, it's a TV show. Yeah, it's not a it's not a movie But manion you know what I'm saying? Absolutely. He's like out. He's on the range. It's like white Beverly Hills cop Yeah, manion, but manions from the city and he goes into the country Okay, and then like look at this fucking hot shot. Yeah, this guy with his blue jeans. Yeah, he's wearing sunglasses Come on. What's up with him Uh salute to case chemum. Uh, why guys speaking of why guys who don't deserve jobs case key's a kingdom

7:07Hey man, he's gonna make another he's gonna get another pack office What's beautiful about a case kingdom is You win one game You get you he's gonna get at least $60 million for that one victory. Who's gonna who's gonna be the dummy Who do we like to just be like we got to get that guy I mean shoot dude uh Miami. Oh, yeah, it's great. We have two quarterbacks. That's so great. Let's get case He can help uh Willis You know, well, no, he's not you right though. It wouldn't be like a bad team. It would be a team that thinks they have a chance cowboys who? Come on come back up deck You know, 60 million dollar man Our guy CJ's in the chat. I know CJ been watching case kingdom edits all morning. He said he's a big fan Look man case kingdom This is absolutely beautiful and dad don't know if you watch and jamele you again you said you didn't watch

8:09After the game he has his kids running around up there and that's all I saw Yeah, I know that's kind of the story of the game is this guy gets them if you just see a picture of case kingdom with his kids You're like that night could not have gone well for the case kingdom Case kingdom represents every man who is employed, but his wife doesn't really believe that And then that makes sense in balls he balls and then his wife is like take these motherfucking kids right now I've been watching them all you've been messing around tossing a football around Boy, if you do not come get these kids so I could go to the bathroom You told me the game was three hours. I've been waiting three hours and 45 minutes. I've been here. They are I'm going with my friends I told you I had trivia night with the girls Yeah, that's a great idea of Kind of the older backup quarterback how much that just fucks up their social lives Because this guy's got to like fly to Detroit

9:11Like every other You know case kingdom has missed practices to go to parent teacher conference Days, okay He's locked in in a different way. That's in his contract. It's like hey, I get you go to preschool If it's preschool shit, I gotta be there Teddy bridge order tired. Well, he's banned he's banned from coaching high school football And what do you do? Well, he he got in trouble for Spending a bunch of money on a high school program that he was coaching when he really should have been in trouble For beating the kids ass at halftime, but they got they he actually got in trouble for Like overspending some cash, but he also was beating those kids ass Yeah, you just got like a lot of in a locker like Mike Leach or whatever Yeah, that's part of it, you know Well, we'll get to the problem with high school football culture in like 50 years There's a lot of other shit to deal with

10:12It is the is the picture of Caleb Williams in the robe real. Yo, yeah, it's real. That's real That's not he's warping into like John candy from playing strands in front of our eyes and it's so cool Like it's incredible. Yeah, if he's sleeping on the subway Around Thanksgiving time. I'm just gonna be like this is the best bet I've ever seen in my life man I you know, I did I saw Some comments on it and I says the is this first off I had to confirm if it was real second off Do the players like did he need to shower? Yeah, man. What if that was the first time he shard that day now here's what I will say As a person who likes to use the resources around me before I use my own resources Uh, an opportunist if you will Depending on how his water bill is set up

11:14I would maybe choose a shower at the team facility over my own house. It makes so much sense Everybody's just killing him because they're like oh, he's gay. He wants to shower around dudes No, he's spending money or he's frugal. He's saving money Yeah, he I mean I live in a building where they cover our water bill, but he might not he probably got to pay his own water bill