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Can we recall our first kiss? OR our kiss count?

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How many people have you kissed in your lifetime? And would you know the answer right away? Would it take a minute to figure it out? Or would it be impossible? Because your 20s were a little crazy. A survey asks over 6,000 people to reveal their kissing stats. This is for romantic kissing only. Plotonic kisses do I count. It's the way you love me. It's a feeling like this. And I have the results. You have our results? I know. Because I have to figure that out. It'll take me a minute, but I can count them up. Oh, you can. Yeah, I think so. Okay, you count them up. Well, you think how you feel. I just said I feel like this is impossible. You've kissed that many people. Yeah. Like we're met. Like I think like one so I started kissing. I like just was like I've been kissing spray. But I remember I remember like literally being a teenager. We were at rock and rodeo and I kissed like three people in the dance floor. And I was like, I'm killing it tonight. Do you know who your first kiss is? Yeah, but I can't remember his name right now.

Okay. Okay, let's go. Let's go. Because I think what about mature kissing? Like making out. Yeah. Yeah, that's making out. Yeah, that's making out. Yeah, that's making it up. Yeah, that's making out. Yeah, that's making out. Yeah, that's making it up. This kiss, this kiss. I remember I remember I was on the dance floor after the gold rush. You guys remember that place? No, no. You guys like devil. Do you remember devil house? No. After the gold rush devil house routine, routine clubs. And I never wanted to go. My sister was 13 and she was going. And I was like 15 and I wasn't going. And I finally went to a place and a girl asked me to dance. It was a girl from my high school. Her name was Sissy Aguilar. And I don't even know she remembers this. But we were slow dancing. She started kissing my neck. I remember I freaked out. And then she got up like up here and up here. And then I turned and we did we did the little lip thing. And by the way, she ended up becoming the district attorney here. Congratulations. Congratulations. No, actually now the last I checked, Sissy Aguilar runs all the prisons here.

Oh my God. That's it. It's a genius. I'm going to shout out to Sissy Aguilar. Oh my God. So that traumatized her in some way. She kissed me. And I was like 15 or 16. I was a freshman. And I remember this very well. Tammy Gainer, by the way. And not everyone named her. Well, it wasn't. It wasn't the movies. Why I remember it is because I didn't kiss again until senior year. Freshman year movie kiss. And it was amazing. And then nothing total drought. Even in homecoming junior Lisa Robinson drove me because I didn't have my license yet. And she left the car running. Walk me to the door. And she's like, well, do you want to kiss at homecoming? We should probably kiss. But I need to be home in my cars running. You want to get it over with? That's how it ends. Get it over with. Oh my God. Now, I feel like after that first kiss usually get like, it's like a kiss confidence that happens. Totally. Right? Like I remember like writing in my journal like, I finally kissed a boy tonight. All my friends have already had like boyfriend for the last two years. Oh my goodness.

Yeah, no, I couldn't tell you that being possible. You don't know how many. Not even the first one. My first kiss. No. I don't remember. What about you first girl kiss? Oh, I remember. Oh, yeah, all the time. I was like, my best friends first kiss. Romantic. Romantic. Romantic. Romantic. Romantic. Romantic. Romantic. Romantic. Romantic. No, I wouldn't. You've kissed that many guys and girls that you can't remember the first one. Well, let me tell you that the research says 3% of people have kissed zero people. 5% of people say they've kissed one person in their life. 5% they've kissed between 16 and 20. 9% of people claim they've kissed 15 people. Also, 12% people decided not to give an answer. No, interesting. Maybe they were there. That's shady. 19% of people say they've kissed two to four people in their life. And the number one is kissing people. Kissing five to 10 people was the most popular answer. So 20% of everyone in the survey. No, that's from Lone. I'm like, I feel like they're all lying. No, I mean, you're lying. Maybe they found romance early with their, with their boo.

And that just didn't have a lot of dating experience. Okay. I've just made it right. You want to know my, my first, like, I told you the city I got lucky. But I remember my first, like, real kiss. Like they went to, you know, you know, the kiss to went to, we went to the series business. Yeah. Get this. It was a girl with the high school with. I moved from Chandler to San Diego. I, I become, you know, this one girl kind of like started a thing going on, right? And she's, she's the thing. You know what I mean? Like you have that one person. Yeah. And I would, that we always cook up come to find out later in life. She was Blake's boss. Wow. Wow. That's chances. What a small world. No. And I would go to their work. So Blake was like in the back, stocking shells. Oh my gosh. You had no idea. You had no idea. No idea. No idea. Wow. Jenny Harterson. She was born with no uterus. How are you? How much information about that? How much information about that? Because we were getting intimate. She goes, by the way, I was born without a uterus. I can't get pregnant. I go, thank you, Jesus. This truly is a blessing. This is unbelievable. I'm only 17. And you take that pregnant. She doesn't regret telling you that at all.

Yeah. Let's go. How many people have you kissed? No one. How about on your survey? How many people have you kissed with no uterus? What's the number for this one? You said it. It's heaven on this kiss, this kiss. Who's kissed the most amount of people? It's the way you love me, baby. 877-937-1047. Jordan! Hey! So, I heard you guys talking about your kiss count. And I actually would keep a spreadsheet. So, I know who you are. A spreadsheet? Yeah. Are you a neighbor or a county major then? Okay. Okay. So, I've kissed about like 10,476 people. All of them have been my romantic partner. And, like, this is the best part. I slept with half of them. Sheesh! That's an insane count. I know.

I'm sorry. You're laughing at it. I'm just like making out with people 10 times a day. I know. Are you like an only fans model? Like, are you creating content off of this? Like, that's a big number just to have. You know, I can't reveal my features. I'm kind of curious though, just with the kiss count, it's 10,000. How many is that per month? If you've been kissing for the past 10 years? It depends. It depends. Like, sometimes, you know, some months are kind of slow. Maybe like, 500. But like, sometimes, you know, sometimes, I'm a little bit more. Wow. I can't. Don't you? Are you at a loss for words right now? Because I feel like you'd be all over. I know. Totally. I'm like, Jordan must be so hot that she bags everyone. I saw in the news a week or so ago, the girl that did that live for you. You know, the girl. She's pregnant. She's pregnant. I did see that too. I was trying to find.

I thought it'd be so funny to have a clip of Morty Povitch going, you know, they bring all 400 guys out. And all 400 guys like, okay, well, let's do the DNA test. Okay, you are not the father. You're not the father. You're not the father. You're not the father. And I had it made the play and I can't find it. I was so excited to find it, you guys. Her number is so high for the kiss to it. You may do it up like a week if you got a cold or something. I was going to say, have you ever gotten sick? Never had about it. No. I have. I actually have like horrible. I get it. But, you know, you can still kiss people. You are not the father. Yeah, so you got to be careful with kissing 5,000 people. You got to be very pissed. 10,000. Well, I mean, do it. 10,000. 10,000. But she's done it with 5,000 people. Right, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's an insane number. I could not imagine. Why, I think you win the game. I was going to top that. Yeah. You win this game, Jordan. Thanks for playing. Okay, thank you. Bye. Game over. No one knows what the future holds, but you deserve a weather app that can help.

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