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Let's Play A NEW GAME!

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Johnjay & Rich On DemandLet's Play A NEW GAME!. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

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PowerSlapp's biggest card of the year. I get such a kick out of pop-rosi photos. I've seen these everywhere and it's Harry Styles just walking to the stadium. He's very like in shorts, listening to headphones. You know the people say, and by the people I mean, Andre and your classmates, they go to school right there. They think he's got a place in Soho now. They're pretty sure, but they're like, we gotta be cool. We can't even say hi to him. We see him. Because it's New York. You don't acknowledge. Alice, good morning. Good morning, how is everyone? You are our contestant. You're playing for Harry Styles tickets. Yay! All right. What are you playing, Peyton? Okay, this is a new game. It's called Lyrically Speaking. So basically, I'm gonna give you guys a question. Based on an iconic song lyric, you just have to finish the phrase or give me the missing answer and then you get a point. Okay. So, John Jay, we're gonna start with you. What time was it when Usher was in the drop-top cruising streets? God. It's six o'clock in the drop-top. Incorrect. I'm looking for seven o'clock. Seven o'clock. It's seven o'clock.

No. Oh, this could be hard. Yes, that's okay though, John Jay. But thank you for helping us catch a vibe of what this game is. It seems like Kyle might take it away. But, Rich, here's your question. How many problems does Jay-Z have? Got 99. Yep, definitely. He doesn't have one of those. Just for sure. 99 was what I was looking for. Good job, Rich. One point. Kyle. According to Milo Cyrus, what did she come in like? A wrecking bus. Yes, good job, Kyle. I appreciate you singing. Thank you. And adding some energy to this game. Okay, Alice, your question. Yeah. According to Beyonce, what should you have put on it if you liked it? No range. Yes, good job. Okay, John Jay, you do have a chance to redeem yourself in round two. According to Fergie, what were the boys doing up in the gym? Oh, God. Well, I get it all her slugs confused. Well, the boys were doing in the gym when she had a mustache.

No. The boys were up in the gym working on their fitness. She's my weakness. Yep, yep, you got it. It's okay. You had a mustache. What was that like? What do you think it is? I don't know. Fergie said you had a mustache? Yeah. What? What song is that? What song is this song you're singing right now? Fergolicious? Yeah, Fergolicious. Yeah, and Nick knows what? I think you're digging. I'm in birth class. Oh, God. Oh, God. I have a mustache. No, there's a line. I had a mustache. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'd virtually know you didn't get a point in this. You should take care of that mustache. That's my name before we know of it. Okay, Rich. Yes. According to Nelly, what was it getting in here? It's getting hot. Yeah. Getting super on here. Good job. Kyle, according to Rihanna, where did she find love? In a hopeless place. Yes, Kyle. Two points. Alice, if you want to be the spice girl's lover, who do you have to get with?

Oh my gosh. This girl lover. Oh, God. If you want to be the spice girl's lover. Who do you have to get with? I love you. I have to get a doctor. I'm a phone friend. Phone a friend. Phone a friend. Let's talk to you. Phone a friend. Can I phone a friend? You got to get with her friends. Yes, with her friends. Phone a friend. Alice, two points. I'll tie it up. John Jay, this is your last chance to get on the board. Okay? I need you to lock in. Okay, first of all, if anybody knows that her delicious line that I'm talking about where she says she had a mustache, I will give you Kanye tickets. So let me know. I'm sorry. I have a mustache. I have a mustache. I have a mustache. I have a mustache. First class. Let me go ahead. John Jay. According to Kesha, when does the party start? I'm part of Don't Start. You're an a fan of Santa Nana. You're right to. Yes. Of P Diddy. No.

Rich Steel. Rich. The party don't start till I walk in. Yes. The party doesn't start until I walk in. It's a little bit of time. I've never seen a lady. Gogo, what kind of face is she not letting us see? She's not letting us see the poker face. Yeah. Good job. Kyle. I haven't answered a John Jay's question. This is she. You do? You have the answer. You know you're a songpanman. Yeah. It's actually a misheard lyric because she says I'm the F to the E to the R to the G to the I see can't know other lady put it down like me. And people sometimes miss here. I'm the F to the E R G is something sounding like I'm the girl with the mustache or I'm with a mustache. That's actually not the part. Believe it or not. Okay. There's another part when you talk about it. There's still a lot for me to get for me. No, we are so competing for Harry Styles to be. Yes. I think when you're thinking of it, it's Sippin Reministh and on days when I had a mustache. The actual lyric is Sippin Reministh and on days when I had a mustache. Yeah. One day and then I had a mustache. That's it. Mustangs. Mustangs.

Yeah. Way to work it out. Okay. So I'm writing back on track. What does Taylor Swift say that the players are going to do? The play is going to play. Play. Play. Play. Yes. Good job, Kyle. Okay. Alice. Are you locked in with us? Are you ready? Okay. Because this is where all the marbles of you get this right. Then you get to go see Harry Styles. Okay. According to TLC, what kind of guy can't get any love from them? The guy can't get any love from them. The name of the song. According to TLC. What kind of guy? They don't want no. They don't want no kind of player. No kind of player. No. Phone friend. Yeah. Phone friend. That's

no that one. Kyle's buzzing in. Kyle's buzzing in. You ready? It's a scrub. Yes. A scrub can't get no love from me. A scrub. I do know that. It is because you think of it. Oh my god. That's okay. No, Alice. You are a trooper. Rich though was the winner of lyrics. Speaking to me, which makes sense. I speak in song lyrics pretty much all the time. That's your thing. But you get the Harry's out to Alice. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Thank you. All right. Hold on the line. We're going to do it again tomorrow. Miranda. What's up? You're on the air. Hi. Hey, I actually message you on Instagram before you offered Kanye tickets, but that song that you were thinking of, it's actually reminiscing on things when I had a Mustang. And the song is glamorous by Fergie. It's glamorous, you guys. Not for delicious. Hold on. Second. Did we have it? Anyone pull it? I got to hear it. I swear it sounds like mustache.

Did you always think that too? Or did you look it up or something? Miranda, how do you know? No, I when I was little, I mean, me and my mom used to listen to that album. Like every single day on the way to school. So I've just, I have all of those songs pretty much. Remember, right? Here it is. I found it. Oh, you ready? You ready? You're fun. Such a good song. Well, Miranda, you want to come to your tickets? You don't have to have them if you don't want them. Yes, I love Kanye. I immediately called when I heard you say that. Oh, I got a lot of time. You're welcome.

Oh, I'm going to talk about dry June. Rose, hell, I don't care. I'm still real. No matter how many records I still have to show after the brim is I love to go cool. I have to feel like sipping reminiscing on days when I had a must. Oh, that's awesome. All that. Yes. All that. That's awesome. It's album just turned 20 years old. Fergie literally. It's not in story of kids. Yes, and it was like, I was like 20 years old. That's 20 years old. For delicious flavor. It's a good song. I don't know me. London Bridge is still. I love it. It goes hard. You hear that out and about. You're like, okay. Miranda, thank you for calling in and let me know what that is. It was bothering me. So you will sit. We'll see. I feel like we would have never been able to move forward unless you forget that. I was looking for it, but I was I was I'm for delicious. This message is brought to you by Ralph's. If you're listening to this podcast, chances are you like to make the most of your time. That kind of thinking can go a long way at home too. And with Kroger, you can plan ahead by stocking your kitchen with fresh groceries and everyday essentials, making the rest of your day feel easier right from the start.

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