154: 4 Pieces of Gum with Are You Garbage? | Soder Podcast | EP 149

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2:02You guys can't. Sorry. You guys can't handle the fact that I blazed so much. Cron called kind of background. Yeah. KB. Yeah. KB. Yes. KB. So wait. You're saying dropping it. I was like, oh, but we just what's the call? What's the call? American garbage. American garbage on YouTube right now. How's that for a mother fucking pro? Your face. So you guys are dropping it. It's out now. It's out now. Um, that's it. Thanks a lot. Everybody will be back. Absolutely. You guys know I'm the one. No, I was what you said. You're dropping it during an Eagles game. No, it's towards the end. But you know, you just you started to try to like, you're like, oh, I got to do it. I did it half time. He's on the fan. These would be sick. If you guys dropped in on the link, yeah, you guys are like unauthorized. Yeah. Of course. You know, we ashamed to grease some palms. He could it. So we're just gonna run. We're going rogue. We're starting. We're starting at citizen bank. And then we're gonna fan into the link. Can't tackle my big dumb. As you get tackled, you go over you grease ball.

3:03I always want to meet you. You seem cooler. Yeah. I like that. He goes on press now. Yeah. He's like personality. Yeah. What's gonna. He's he's here's here's my thing about big dom that I think is really smart. Sandwich shop. Sandwich shop for sure. That'll sell out forever. Yes. Card dealership if you want to. He wants it. Dom's use cars. Sure. We'll do numbers. Slightly used. Dom's slightly. No, don's just like. Pre-end. Just like now. Pre-end. Just new. Just drive off the law. I nearly used. They drive off the law. Drive him right back on. He did. I think it's smart that he's burrowing himself in the organization. In case, Cereyani gets fired. He's in there. Oh, yeah. No one's letting Dom go. No. What's he gonna go fucking Minnesota? He's gonna stick out like a sore thumb. Oh, my gosh. No, he can't operate in Minnesota. He can't. Yeah. What would be the worst city for Dom that would be like to witness relocation? Trying to get a plate of ZD over at St. Almost. Oh. Indianapolis. That's really funny. There's a him just in like Chicago.

4:05He'd be fine. Maybe all right. Any major city. New York. New York. Cots of New York. Green Bay. Dom and green Bay. Freeze my prickle. Oh. But I do it. Man, how happy are you guys that football's back? Yes. Jazz. College was great. College was awesome. Yeah, I just get things started. And it's pretty much professional now, too. Yeah, it's all it is. It's all evened out now. The way they get NIL money. Come on. It's crazy. I love it. It's also funny because the SEC, you go, oh, so you were just cheating. Yeah. Because they're like, pretty much the SEC football just means more. Well, love it, more. And it goes, well, how come now you guys can't win national championships that everyone's paying fairly? Very expensive. Well, I do declare. Oh, well, the Yankees from the mall have some sort of potion. They give these. You'd have to ask your man, Mondami about that. Hell, your little socialist, your little communist mayor. I think about him at night when I'm on my porch. It wasn't for Bernie Sanders.

5:05We'd still be winning championships. Oh, that, I think I see a correlation. Yeah, that would be fun to grow up like that, though. Yeah. Because you see SEC girls when they show like the SEC games you go. What? Yeah. What? Those are those. Why didn't you go there? I was too, I don't know. Are they good schools? I don't know. Gives you shit. I don't know. Alabama. Dude, my buddy's my buddy's sister went to Alabama and she's like a couple years younger than us. And then like we were like, it was like when Instagram hit and we were just like, she'd be like at a party. And I'm like, this looks like you're to swim suit. It's fucking event. It's crazy. And I went to Arizona and everyone's like, oh, Arizona. And you got Arizona's good though. It's not bad. They were in the sports or the playboy. Playboy's time party school. That's Arizona State. Oh. And Arizona could party because there's a lot of coke at Arizona. It's Arizona. The state of Arizona has a lot of cocaine. Arizona State had hotter, dumber women. Arizona's got. Now we're talking.

6:06Arizona's got big dumb with it right. Oh my god. So did Sammy the bull grovano. That's where he went. That's where a lot of people went. He heard he pledged teak. I think this guy. You girls tried his jungle juice. Yeah. Makes my mouth red. Yeah. Oh, as red as I made that gobbled from the family. Oh. When I did him at Sparks' takeouts. My name is Levinson. You have me misunderstood with somebody else. That is so funny him in the fucking ASU party. He's like, hey, I don't know. He's older brothers than me and kind of me. I don't know if they know. I'll turn on these sons of bitches. They say no raisins. I'm new equipment manager. How you doing? I'm saying me the bull grovano. You know what it look really nice on these boys pinky ranges over their receiver gloves. Something with a little class. Now I understand the blacks. They look curious much as the Italian. That's how it's talking. You got these cornerbacks. They're all black. Can I ask you this? I noticed something on the phone. I don't know. Are you doing Sammy the bull?

7:06No. No, you were still kind of in them. Yeah. Can I ask you something to show to my best friend? I thought he said you're real name. Are you serious? Are you serious? I know where we were. Where are we in this? I'm sorry, we're lost. That's like what it's like hanging out the Robin Williams. Probably. Are you riffing with me? Are we just... Hey man, just fucking order. We are starving. Oh, jelly in the sandwich. Oh, jelly. Oh, jelly shaking like a fat man. Dude, you're holding up the line. Hey, then you're all ready. Rob, I think I'll have a hot dog. Does that? I noticed something on the coffee table out there. Yeah. He's got no sense. He got real nervous. I thought he was going to bring up the fact that I was... I thought you were going to call me gay for reading the book Dracula. No, that's hard. We'll now. It is gay. Got twilight out there. I'm working my way through this. Jordan Olvins. Yeah. Yeah. What's that all about? Katie. Really? I love them. I love them. I love my little crunchy lady. Dude, that's my little... He's got a little squirrel queen dude. Is that right?

8:07Wow. I can see nibbles in it. That is. Is she Greek? No, she's Italian and Irish. Wow. And she's just walking through that bag. Yeah. She has a lot of... Yeah. They are. You like them? I'm okay with them. Here's the thing. What? I think my... The crunch is so heavy. It's... Do you got to get through them? You got to... You need two besencin' eye and after you go through a bag and everything. It's a tough chew. It's really... Dude, that's exactly my fucking thing. Yeah, they are. That's how I feel. Yes. The crunch is to the impact. It's a lot. Then when you break them up, it's like you're crushing an Anderson window and door. Like smacking your mouth. There. It's like bull-a-proof clad, but they're great. When she opened the bag, I had to like, angry eat them to get through the handful I got. I was like, Fuck you! Gosh! Gosh. That's great. That's a very classy sign of a very classy lady. Yeah, well, it's funny. As classy ladies, I think put them in little dishes and leave them out. You put them in little shucks. She's showing them like she's in the bullpen. Yeah. Like yeah. You guys want to say bottom of six? She's hanging in and she's having drums.

9:08She has runners in the corners. Goddamn, this guy's giving up everything. She spits the almonds out. She just goes for the crunch. Yeah, this sucks the clean. That's why I'm married right there. I'll do that with a blowpop. If I have like three or four blow pops, I'll get down to the gum. It's a crazy number of blow pops, though. To leave the gum is almost crazy. But that's three or four has three or four blow pops. That's great. So I like to crunch. Then I'll put them aside and then go for the gum and get four pieces of gum in the mouth at the same time. Okay. You're a four piece of gum in the mouth. I love a four piece of gum. I love that's what that's the craziest part of that story to you. No, I was actually vibing with that. I think it's crazy to you. That's insane to me. I think you crunch and leave it is weird. You said it aside. That's almost like cereal killer behavior. And you're cooking. You're not done yet. I'm going to make you wait for me to finish you. Now watch me cutie your friends. Yeah, crunch. Sour apple is going to get one. Take that watermelon. But I she always freaks out because she loves gum and so sometimes I'll buy gum. But I chew like I crush it three or four pieces.

10:10Man, I'm in the minimum. That's the man's way, right? Yes. I don't know that. And it was always I was thinking about this the other day because I was pop. I was like four pieces of gum at a time in a car. Especially I'm like I got the whole family in the car. I'm like I'm in full that most. Yeah. But that and multiple slices of pizza as a young kid was always reserved for a dad. Like to me. Those are the adults are minimum two slices. Kids, you try a slice. Do you want a second slice? Should I remember being like when you start pulling out no crust bullshit? Serve me two slices. And you got to eat your crust if you want to move. That's why you're not getting through. Yeah. But the multiple gum. Can I tell you that? That was dead shit. The way you guys are making me feel so more sane. Seen for the amount of. Just call me. Well, do this all day. Yeah, I chew gum four at a time. Crush always. And I get rid of them quicker too. I go, re up. I go order. I can have a pack of. Here's the thing. Make sure you have a jaw feel strong. It's not for the gum then. It's for the gum in 20 minutes. Because the one piece in 20 minutes.

11:10Okay, that's like. Revives everything. It's disintegrating. No, but I'm just saying it shrinks down. You lose it. Oh, see what I'm doing is going like three. Okay, then I press it. I call you. I call you. And I toss it. You toss it. And then they all. They all. You want to hear some real gross? Yeah. If you put that in a glass of water and pop that gum back in your mouth, it refreshes it completely. I love the science. I love the. It's always heavy. That's what you think. But I have the science of it. I love the way your mind works. Because I'm absolutely going to do that. You put a deity. Hit me my bubble gum in my water. I need my refreshing water. It's like dentures. Yeah, it's right back. And then, but then it runs out faster too. Of course. On the second run. Yeah, I was saying, I never kid the legs don't hold. That's like a boxer's been knocked out. Yeah, you don't happen again. Go right back down. We'll see to you gum. But the special is out now on YouTube. On YouTube, Chan. Do you guys feel you've been doing the podcast now for 700 years? Six years. Six years. Yeah, 2021 or 2020, 2020. Yeah, fuck you.

12:11Two weeks before the pandemic, we started. That's crazy. Free dude. It only feels like two huge losers as we were of like, just struggling, trying to figure it out. So many failed projects. I'm like, oh, we're going to do this. We'll do this. We'll do a little YouTube channel. We'll do this. Podcast. The play we did London. Yeah. 17 years running music for the West End did not appreciate it. Seven. Those critics are garbage. Wow. That's how we think of it. What? Say that again. And you're buying. Or you garbage. And it goes these critics are garbage and they go, but are you? What are you? Are we all. What was that Kevin? It was just this thing we were like, it was like, we started it. And I remember we were like, I think we banged like two or three episodes and then we were walking out. I think it was with, I want to say it was like Jared Freez. Like, so what do you think about this whole, where in a mask, flu type thing? They got going. I don't like get out of here. I know I know I'm not going to be done in a week. And then because living in New York specifically,

13:12it was always like, there's Ebola. And you're like, if something you were worried about, like, once every two years, is this going to hit? I just have to see more panic for that, that cruise virus. Yeah. I've seen them freak out more than that than when COVID hit. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. But you guys did it and it's awesome. But thank you. But at that moment, I'm like, oh, dude, we're like, this is fate, Shane. We're never going to be successful. Like the universe is stepping in and going, nah guys. So that leads me into exactly the question I wanted to ask. Whereas there are a moment that now you guys have done so well and people love you so much, that you have to like, do garbage stuff for you to go like, I don't really like that anymore, you know? Like a little bit, but I got, I got, I don't know, I got a, I got a, a above ground, I got like one of those blow above, above ground pools for my backyard. It was like $200 or whatever. Right. And like, I sent it, it's a lopsided, it turned green a couple of times. It was like, and I like sent a picture to my boys. I'm like, and I was so stoked. I like filled it up. I'm like, I'm fucking getting in this pool tonight. It was a heat wave. I'm like, this is sick.

14:12And I sent it to like my group chat of like my boys from like outside of comedy and they were like, dude, you genuinely still live this every day. Like, oh, dude, they like it. Yeah, they're like, this is your such a dirt bag. Yeah, I was wondering if you guys are like the rappers that still go back to the hood. It's like, oh, I'm still selling dime bags. That's what I need. I'm like, you're red man crossing the wires on creeps. We got this. I you ring my doorbell there. Yeah, so I want to get a dollar box. Yeah, I know you actually. I know you actually. Are we different people like, you know, did I want to blow all my money on drugs? No, I did it for the show. Did I want to go through a public messy divorce, lose my home and end up living in Ian Basement? No, I didn't want to do that. Do you for the show? Do you? It's all it's all it's all for the. Do you live on the podcast set? I live on the podcast set. Right next. No, I live in the bedroom. Okay, but I'm right in the middle of showbiz. Living with Ian down the base. Like you're in a firehouse of just like, people running downstairs. We're like, we got one. We got a four alarm fire. There's a lot of ghost buster stuff around.

15:12Yeah, it's heavy ghost busters. Yeah, the cats are fantastic. That's fun. I'm Aunt Henry. Yeah, yeah. He's daddy. It's a lot of fun. It actually is. It's the first time I've lived with somebody where they wanted me there. Yeah, I put it in that way. Yeah, he likes having me around. That's crazy. He likes having me. What does that say about your personality? Your 15, you're finally like, yeah, somebody can tolerate it. Right. It is. Shut bade. A possibly mentally ill friend that I do very well around. Possibly huge. You're possibly. He is. I love Ian. He's the best. Ian is always out of a cannon. Is there ever like, do you ever see like, slow mo Ian? Like, we don't see each other that much because he's on the road. Great. You know, we're traveling, be popping back and forth. Great. You know, it's funny. As I thought about you and, because I got back last night, and he got back last night. It's the best. I felt like I was like, we're like, Vecchio and his soda. It was the best. We're less funny. But we're like Vecchio and his soda. Just as even funnier, we, that's all what we always loved about it

16:13was people are like, you live with a grown man and you go, not really. We don't ever see each other. Because a lot of times what would happen is the weekends I would be off. He would be on the road. And the weekends he'd be off. I'd be on the road. So it was just you had your own apartment. Yeah. And it was always like, you get excited. Oh, it's Sunday. It's Sunday. You can link up. Yeah. Oh, Sunday's coming. And I'd like text him like, when you land this, this football game. We did the exact same thing last night. Yeah, and you go, do you want to eat pizza? We should eat, and like, Vecchio and you know, he eats like Batman. He only has like vegetables and stuff that'll help him fight crime. But carrots, good for you. He's a soda guy. Yeah, a million miles away. Sometimes they can blend into the dark. Now I care. But he'll, but Sundays I'd be like, we're going to get a. That's like all we got. We're going to get a grandma slice and a million lines. Hell it. That was always awesome. So that's what I'd miss. We linked, we link up and we walk to the, we walked to the Delhi, get a Gatorade, chew the fat, but the weekend, what happened is, what happened. Talks to the shit. Yeah, a lot of shit being talked over there. And they're in at you, Bouldie.

17:13I'm sure I was on the receiving. No, never, never. Pretty bad. Yeah, you see, there's a real quiet walk over here. Just like the deep block. I'm the deep block on the, uh, see, that's what he thinks. I sing his praises. You don't want, you don't want to be in my house last night. He goes, he talks shit. He goes, he goes, he goes, the cats were running their fucking mouth. I said, you're a good guy. Me and you're defending you. These cats are meowing about how big of a bitch you are. Yeah, I always wondered like, because he needs. How big of a bitch right? No. How like do we, when you have a podcast based on like, having shitty tastes? It's, well, like, this is, you know, we've, it's, money doesn't change it. If anything money exasperates it, like, case in point, you can make a bunch of money and end up living in the basement. Can't like, I could, you know, I could get a real pool, but I'm like, no, this was 200 bucks. And it's like, it's out of, yeah, I don't have to worry about it. And it's a mind frame. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in you. It's in you. I may be my kid will be a little better, but it's going to be in him. I also love that about your podcast is finding out

18:14how much people have that in them. It's in every, yeah, it's in the pocket. Cause you're talking to people that are successful and they go like, I still do. Crash, yes. Yeah. I was talking about eating burger king on Stavis podcast and people were DMing me, being like, I knew you're still a piece of shit. Oh, yeah, it's in the, you go, I'll go eat fucking, I'll go eat rest, stop food. Yeah, I, I seek it out. Yeah, I don't think food. What do I get the king? Chicken sandwich, Whopper Jr. Old school, over one. Yeah, gentlemen, long one. It's such a, this is such a, this is such a funny on running, oh, ongoing. I saw him and ask you. No, I know. It's just, I mean, that was just talk about the, the premise of, I don't know why, but Burger King comes up. He's a big Burger King guy. We've talked about on the show. All, I mean, so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So much, obviously. But then on this like last podcast run, we've done like 10,000 Pog and I'm like, before the podcast run, sort of, he goes, I got this new theory on Burger King and it's a theory has been pushing for five years. And it's a great theory. I'm on board with the theory, but he keeps pushing it to me on air

19:14and I have to go, ah, yeah, you know, I have to like, yes, and I'm like, yeah, I think I haven't heard this before. The country is the coolest when Burger King and Pepsi are at the, are in the forefront of pop culture. You can look back throughout history. But then one of the producers did and was like, boat, boat, a lot of, on some show, we're on. And then, well, this is a, by the way, let me, let me establish for this and I don't mean to overstep this. This is an enough theory based on feelings. Yes. Oh no, for sure. Which we corrected them because I have, when Burger King and Pepsi are having moments, the pop, in pop culture, are you saying the vibes? Yeah, we're doing okay. Yeah. Michael Jackson. Pepsi. Pepsi. Burger King was huge. That's a win for you guys. Your scale's a little upside. I was sorry. All that stuff. The charts were flooded with amazing songs. Some kids had to lay on their swords and by swords and everything. But I think there's something to this. I've been a Burger King guy that's been forced into a life of McDonald's. And I enjoy McDonald's.

20:14I love Mickey D's. But I love getting a Burger King and people are very adamant that I'm wrong about that. Well, Burger King is done into themselves now. Burger, it's not as good as it has been. And I, I, I really think I get, if I could get to CEO in a room, I could straighten the sky out. Get bars and money off them. If someone works in any way for Burger King, I've been saying this for a month. Because I'm going to tell you right now, I think corporations, specifically, an entertainment, and food and beverage are spinning right now. This is damn dude. Fuck you. I think they're spinning. This is an economist soda just checked in. What sector are you guys currently heavily invested in? I'm telling you right now because they keep going to influencers. They keep going to influencers, right? And when a company turns it around, it's always because they took a fan that loved it. Regular guy. A regular guy and they bring them in. Well, I'm getting cooking all of them. Give them some real feedback.

21:15Yeah. Because if you let, you bring Foley in and he starts fucking changes to stuff up on Burger King. So fries go back to being just as good as McDonald's. Those, you keep your, your hamburgers sloppy. Lose the crispy jalapenos and the fried onions. What are we doing? Get out of here. What are you doing? Take, take my ideas to Columbus, Ohio, for a couple of weeks. Shout out to Test City and see what the focus group says. See what the kids start saying. I would honestly put your knowledge. I'd put my money on your knowledge. Thank you. You could correct the shit. Thank you. I go let him drive for a little bit. What do you got to lose Burger King? Because right now, because your insurance paid up. You're going to bang that thing up a little bit. Great though, because if you're risking, what are they called stress test? Taffer this thing. We're having a stress test. Get it in there. All new menu. Learn it today. Let's go. What's one of the most popular things in appetizers at casual dining restaurants these days that everyone's talking about? Two things. The smash burger, sure. And the slider. Sliders are big.

22:16What's the original slider? Whopper. Pimp. Pimp, you're done. All right. Burger buddies. Remember the burger buddies? Burger buddies in the little box. Why are we doing burger buddies? Why are we doing burger buddies? You're focused on the Texas barbecue Whopper with the jalapenos. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. So where's the king at? Where's the king? He was in NFL commercials. He was all over the place. He's popping up like Michael Myers. He was great. That was 20 years ago. He didn't do it. We're talking to him. We got through an unnecessary war because of the king. Yeah. We got us through Iraq. Very true. He was up in every commercial. Thank you for his service, obviously. He watched that up to the king. Honestly, thank you for serving democracy. Thank you. That's a good people of this country. Thank you. I want to thank the king for serving democracy. They had him on all the bases over there in Iraq too. But did they? Yeah. Keep our boards fighting. Keep our boards fighting. Gotta keep them fed. McDonald's just feels like an old rich guy that doesn't care. They're almost admitting that they're there for the real estate. Their hearts aren't in it. You know what I mean? Most embarrassing thing McDonald's has done in the last six months

23:17is last summer they had this gold sauce, which was phenomenal. If you can't, you win for the Olympics. It was unbelievable. I never put that together. All the times we've talked about it. Is that what it was from? Seriously. Yeah, no, either of we. That's the summer Olympics. You know what their new sauce is now? What? You're ready for the latest? For the summer. That was the summer of the Olympics. So many of you know, this is like this is last summer. They had a gold sauce. It was good on everything. You put it on chicken beef. What was it? It didn't matter. I don't know. It was like that. Hell, it's in your boots, you both. It's all around us. Hell, it's in the boots you're walking in right now. It's on your shirt. Your mustache, your hair. You've got that sort of a bitch. Um, it was like a Chick-fil-A sauce. That'd be the best way I could describe it. You know what they did this summer? You know it was the big effort over at McDonald's. Roomie out. Caesar. Get out of here. Okay. Caesar's been around forever. Caesar is the hot new dip in sauce. They're trying to dress up a snack wrap with fucking Caesar. Because also what? This is what happened with the pizza game.

24:19Papa Johns before they were dropping in bombs. Sure. Allegedly. No, it's on. It's on. No, they got that shit recorded. No, I don't know the internet. The garlic sauce. Sure. Then everyone else started doing it. And then they tried to change it up and it's not see-through anymore. Now it's like this weird thing. Cloudy, hell. Almost like almost like a separated, yeah, strange. No, I want it where it was like see-through and you're like, oh damn, this is some hot, oh man, that garlic sauce with fucking great butter more butter based. But again, they got away from it because they get green. They're cut in corners. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, you know me, I talk about therapy. I don't shove it in your face. I don't make it. I'm just letting you know if your brain feels like it's running hot, maybe go talk to somebody. It really does help because you talk to somebody and then they go, you ever thought of this? And you go, no, I didn't think of that. And then all of a sudden you have a solution for a problem that maybe has been

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28:23who's really dropping the ball? McDonald's. McDonald's. You think across the board. Across the board because what they're doing now is... You might have rose color, but you love you, something, McDonald's. That McDonald's have been by my old apartment. You find a good one, it makes it all okay. It's like, it's that. But that's managers, that's top down. That's an individual store. Because now what they're doing with a lot of McDonald's is, you can't even order through a person. You got to go to a screen. I'm not doing that. And then they just come out and give you a number. And there's no... They are? No. That's a data set. I'm not going to a data center. They're going to fuck it. They're going to be like, I'll tell you that right now. So this isn't a data center. This is just a touch screen menu. He's not a water. You're throwing a scene. Sir, I can't tell you this enough. This is not a data center. Did I ever think of it in Wawa switch to the touch screens? Probably late 90s. There was a revolution there. I've only known Wawa for the touch screen. To my buddy's dad, we saw him in there. He's fucking hot head temper. And if I'm going to Wawa for 50 years, and all of a sudden he can't just go get a shorty out.

29:25He's got to fucking type it in on a touch screen. Like, at that... I got a spell to get lunch. He was so confused and so angry. And they were like, trying to help him. They were like, we can't take your order. It's got to go through this. We need the ticket. And dude, at one point, he just brought we're in the chip. He just breaks down and goes, I'm not a dumb man. And we're like, what the fuck? He didn't just snap and left. Yes, thank you. I can't make it. Yes, thank you. But there also is like, there was something nice about ordering. Let me get a number one. Oh, that's the best. Wawa used to be a place you'd go. You would get your like, you could use a deli. Like, let me get a half a pound of American slice. We get our lunch meats there. Yeah. And now it's so fucking... Now it really... A Fendi machine. I don't like it when they go like, don't talk to us anymore. We're just, but we're just bots back. Yeah, don't talk to us anymore. And you go, I fucking, what about that human experience? Yeah. Well, Wawa does have that you go to the coffee, you know, and they have somebody just work in the coffee pots keeping them fill. And they'll hit you with, hey, how you doing? You catch the game and then we're going to go back. Everything's broken.

30:25No one's saying hi to each other anymore. No one's even just... Especially in New York. Commiss... New York. I live in this building. No one says hello to me. I could imagine. You just go, hey, how you doing? They go. And then you go, no, I don't ever want to say hi to anybody. I'm never, ever in this building. Never in this building. That the other day. The second I go, hey, how are you? And they go. Because for us, that's so like, I'm putting myself out of your man. Hang on. Yeah. We're locked in a box for 20 floors. I'll fucking kill you. How do you do at the airport if somebody is laid for their flight and they got to go through the line? Oh, no. Sorry, you let them go. They say, hey, thanks, I'm so sorry. That's great. Yeah. I do that all the time. I'm nicely shit to everybody. When we were leaving LA, I was, it was for Labor Day, it was jammed up. And the traffic was jammed up. And I was running late for the plane. At first time in my life, I'm late for a plane. I had to do that. And some of these people were such, this one guy almost stopped turning around a puncture in his fucking face. He was such a dick about it. What did he say? Nothing. That was the problem. I was like, hey, man, I'm so sorry. I'm late.

31:25So my first time and he's like, I was like, yeah, people that get up, do you like that? I've had to do it. That's all I give them. I give them moments of inspiration. I go, hey, go get her. And sometimes they go, what? Oh, that's great. That's good. There I go. You're going to get that. Sure you left me. I'm just late for the plane. There I go. Okay, oh, God. Don't get yourself. But I do that because I do that when, when I'm walking the dog in New York, other dogs, there's horrible dog owners in New York. No, I have to be, no, I have to be horrible dog. I have a reactive dog. And I have to be a very, I am probably one of the best dog owners. You have to, if you, I'm walking around with a fucking bazooka. He's a people. I got a fucking, so like, I'm, I'm seeing three, I got by me, my character. Three, four, three, four blocks ahead. You got a gun named at everybody. You know, it's not loaded. It's not loaded. Safety's on. Definitely not friendly. You just walk it through. You go, safety is on. And then every now and then I just let one pop down. Just like, you know, this is my name. Everybody's scattered.

32:26I got eight more. No, but you know, like, I'll get on the other side of cars. So there is no incident. So my problem isn't with that. My problem is with people who don't pay attention to their dog or looking at their phone while they walk their dog. And a lot of the times it's the small dogs that just start yipping. I mean, you're going through it now that you have it. It's like, they start yipping and sometimes they'll lurch or whatever. And I got myrtle and she's fine. She's like the sweetest dog in the world. She never has a problem with any dogs. But the new thing I do instead of getting mad about it is I'll go, what did you call them, myrtle? Like as they do that, I go, I go, damn, what did you say? Like that and how many people don't have a sense of humor about it? Yeah. How many people go like, like that? And you're like, it's your dog. Your dog's being the problem because I want to be a dickhead. I want to be like, fucking, or if it's a tiny dog, I go, a little Napoleon complex. That's great. A little Napoleon. People probably don't like it. They don't like that. But it's a fun way. I found out that talking shit and just being funny

33:26instead of being a dick goes a lot farther. When I say to my dog is we're walking, if we're coming up on another, it's dogs, his size are bigger. So we're crossing this. Yeah, he's, he doesn't go out there at smaller dog. He wants, he's in for the fight. All right. So as we're walking up, I hit him with the training day. I go, you want to go home or you want to go to jail? How the fuck are you playing this? You want to go home or you want to go to jail? It's up to you. Yeah, these tiny dogs that want to bark and murder I always go, damn, wrong sign of the bed. I'll just say something like that. I go, he's so tiny, but he's so ferocious. And the owners are never like, yeah, occasionally that. But that's what bums me out. You'd expect more of them to be like. I'll also hit, if I see their dogs also a little fucking kooky patooky and I got my guy too and we're staying on it or they're hitting them with the treats or whatever we're doing to keep them locked in. As we get past, go, good job everybody. Great. I go, good job everybody. All four of them. Great line. I go, good job everybody. Live to fight another day. Great. Yeah, great line. Sometimes they like it, sometimes they don't. But they're trying, we're trying out here. What are you doing?

34:26You see a muzzle dog? So my dog's borderline muzzle. Really? He could be. We were this happened in Katie and I. We took Rural to this. There's like a nice park by Chelsea Pierce. And we went in this dog was like chasing another dog. And it was like, I don't want to say a pit. It was like a mix, short little fat dog, but it was a mutt. And it was running and it ran under our legs on the bench. And it came back out and it bit my gene. Jesus. It bit the bottom of my gene was baggy. So it just got gene. And then I went, whoa, whoa, whoa. And it was just really old woman. And one of those walkers that you could sit down on. And she's sitting there and she was like, come here. Come here. Just scream me at the dog. Like, you don't do that. And she put a muzzle on it. And I go, damn, that's a muzzle dog. And you're just getting done muzzled? And you were just letting go raw dog? Yeah, that's why. This is raw dog in the park. Good thing I got my skinny jeans on. Yeah, I do think I was wearing big and baggy. I thought I was taking it back to 98. Because it just got gene. But what's funny is the muzzle dogs are

35:27going to come back around. And Katie was like, you forgave this dog in your head so fast that the muzzle dog was pushing its head against me. And I go, it's nuzzling against me. And then Katie noticed it was trying to get it all back. Trying to get it all back. And the whole time I go, look, it's nuzzling me. She goes, I love you. You're so sweet. That dog's trying to get some ass golf. I'm just going to bite you again. So it's got that screw out. You didn't really get it. You're like, oh, that's out. And that's when I was like, oh, shit. Oh, shit. He's got a dime. He's unscrewed this screw. He's like, yeah, buddy, I really like you. I'm going to fuck you shit up. I like those jeans, man. And that was when I was like, oh, I don't know shit. I really was like, oh, this guy feels bad. He bit me earlier. And he's like, yeah, yeah, I feel bad. He didn't get me flush. I'm sorry, Dan. I didn't mean to bite you. Come here. Come here. Come here. This time, and I'm not going to let go. What do you think his old woman's going to do? Shit. Tell me, old bag. I'm working over here. Which perfect segue to the thing I wanted to talk to you to about have you read the news story about this man

36:27that this Friday is going to fight a chimpanzee? Wow. I saw a tweet. Is that real? There. I looked at it. What country is it in? Cole Johnson. It's an American. It's an American man. I think he's in Minnesota. Cole Johnson. His name's Cole Johnson. He's an amateur fighter. He's a mixed martial art. I think he's a professional. I don't know. What do they do to the chimpanzee? And is the chimpanzee a trained fighter? Oh. He's got three years of jujitsu. He's going, yeah, he's that tiger's shorts. I think he's an instructor. He's finding out of the jungle. It's a mixed martial art. Cole Johnson. It's going to be. That was in a random chimpanzee or they have. I think they got him already. But I don't know his name. It's always, it's got to be something funny too. Like it's like a bobo or something. Mr. Marble. I've got to fight Hong Kong September 11th. I mean, what's your doing it on September 11th? Oh, it's for the America. I mean, I'm never going to forget that. I'll tell you that. You know what I remember?

37:28Cole Johnson's never going to forget that time. He got his ball sack ripped off by a chimpanzee. With ease, dude. When his nose gets taken from him like an uncle. Is he wearing any sort of, he put a mask on him or something? According to bloody elbow, the match is reportedly. It's like the, you know, the fine reporting of bloody elbow. Obviously, the authority on chimpanzee fights. He said in a video, he believed he could beat a chimpanzee. He later discussed the proposed fight during an interview, during the interview. They asked him about whether he was going to fight the chimpanzee. And he said, yes. And then he was asked whether the fight with the chimpanzee was actually going to fight the animal. He said that it was originally made as a joke. And then someone showed up and it was like, how about $500,000? And he's like, I'll do it for that. So he's garbage. I think I have the chimpanzee. He's probably holding now for someone bigger. Because people are like, we can get you Tyson. I think we can get you Tyson. One of the Paul brothers, the stereo flyer. Also, his buddy, the chip, are you doing for A side of a B side split?

38:30He goes, I'm the chip. People aren't, people aren't excited that I'm fighting Cole Johnson. Yeah. People are excited. He's scaring me. This guy's in time, it doesn't. That he's fighting Mr. Tuxedo. Yeah. And I'm going to fucking revisit. I'm going to rip his fingers off like jumbo shrimp. How big are you dude? Dude, it doesn't matter. No, I know I'm just saying. I'm going to rip it apart. But they're like shorter, right in my head. I don't know. So then the money guy dried up and then Johnson said he then told everyone that he could not fight the chimpanzee anymore, but then received another offer for even more money and he said it's on. He said there will be tranquilizers present. Trank what? Trankalizers. Okay. And he said he didn't, he didn't punch him. He said he wants to go against the wild animal to test himself. That's crazy. He's going to get killed. Yeah. He wants to test how fast he can bleed out. So I read two articles on this and one of the articles reacted where they reached out to animal rights activists and they were like obviously we're against this. But actually you guys want to statement from us.

39:33Yeah, we're against it. Do you think there's two kids? No, where do you guys fall on this? Fighting an animal. That doesn't. But then the other thing is they like reached out to scientists that work with chimpanzees and they were like, hey, I can't stress how bad for the age of animals. All the scientists in the second, the first article. Did a picture of taking their glutepeed what? No, they almost, they're quotes read like they're like, they're like, hey, hey, hey. So how they socialize, this is just a bad idea. Yeah. Because they're like, they're actually polite towards humans until they perceive something as a threat. And then it's real. Do they imagine having had their breakfast? I don't know. Just like whatever. Do just imagine like the anxiety that chimpanzee is going to start. Once it starts like calculate, well, this is weird. There's a lot of people here. He's going, he starts going, what the fuck is going on? All right, did I have a weird, I'm not wearing a weird sort of costume. Yeah. I'm naked. He shakes and bikinis with these big cards in there.

40:33What are these? Is that food? Are they showing me food? Yeah, and he just starts fucking short-served bikinis. Is that thing in the white? What the hell's going on in here? We didn't have a guy come up to you like this and he goes, yeah. He's going to take one or two and be like, wait, oh, that's a nice confider. Sir, I don't want to fight you, please. Step away. He's absolutely next. He's looking at his corner. What's this guy's fucking deal? I'll take one to give two. That's all I've given. Dude, but the second that it's on, it's going to be like, yeah, dude. And that guy's going to go, that was actually really cool. And also, I think, I actually have no idea. That guy's just going to be immediately like, try to go, I swear, try to go, I swear. Like it's not, I don't think this guy understands that this isn't like, um, the monkey's not going to stop. Yeah, no, he's trying to get a technical fighter. He's not a surgeon. He's not angling for an arm bar. No, he's going to stick his hand in your mouth and rip your face off. It's crazy. Well, it's going to hurt. I just thought of that. Like say he does try to like say Cody, what's his name, Johnson Jones, tries to like just whatever they say their grappling because I'm going to arm bar him.

41:36Like that chimp doesn't know that rip his cock off over. That's what's in there. Chimp doesn't know like just a man like what am I going to do? He's going to go like your fucking eyeballs. Go for like an over the pants, cock her. Like to like to Jim's going to be tapping out. I got me. Yeah, like it's like good form. Yeah, by the way, Cody Johnson's just going to go take it. I then start hitting them with the other one. And then probably do it. You have these. You're fucked. Oh man. There might be a, I might have to. Are they doing, can we go this stream? I'd want to watch that on stream. I want to see you right now is there. I might have to record a separate video as a warning to this podcast because this could go so bad that it's just me shaving with a haircut. And I go, hey, everybody had a great time with Kevin and Foley on the podcast. Unfortunately, that man did die. And we said a lot of funny things. Not knowing that he was going to die, but we didn't warn him. Yeah, I don't know. I want to watch. I want to see.

42:37Let me see if we can. There's no way that happens. There's no way that's going to be legally allowed to proceed in the United States. They're going to have to do it like on a boat and international. I was just thinking of that. Ring of the wrist. That's old school. JT Barnum. I mean, this is all within the last 20 Yahoo sports. Hmm. Pay-per-view fight. This is on Yahoo sports. This isn't bloody elbow and no knock on their journalism. No, I think a lot of you were, I even heard there are a couple Edward R. Murrow and I hope that they've and the people he goes to. The knuckles dot com. Blood. A couple of chuckled, a little more. But, um, guys, when we were kids, summer meant freedom. No homework, no teachers, no school and as adult summer still means freedom. Thanks to mint mobile summer sale. Right now, it mince plans are at $15 per month, even unlimited. So free yourself from big wireless and their gimmicks and gotchas. Switched to mint for high speed data and coverage on T-Mobile's 5G network.

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45:46That's squ a re.com slash geo slash soda on your business smarter with square. Get started today. Oh, he does these like weird fights where he does like the one against six. Have you ever seen him? They do him in Russia? Oh, that's this guy. He's done them. Do you ever see a guy? Big guy where he fights the little guys, is he? Never seen that guy. That's great. Another flavor of the same thing. When it's like your dad's drunk and you try to take his keys and he just starts by he's dressed up in the suit and he's tee and off. Oh, these two little Filipino guys. It's so good. I feel like it's like America. She ever seen the in shape female MMA fighter burst a big fat guy. That's not in shape. Oh, I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That kind of stuff. We got to get into that man. Paper view has been set up for an MMA fighter challenging and chimpanzee to the fight. Well, he's challenging. It's called his name is his name is wavy. I thought that was the chimps name because it says wavy v. Chimp, which just sounded like a court case. Mm hmm. Yeah, that's what they're going to use to never allow this again.

46:47Yeah, this is a what a quote. Do I think I can be to chimp in a fight? Yeah, I do. But I never thought I was going to do it. Then all of a sudden all these people are in my DMs like we'll give you $5,000. So I took a guy's offer to fight this chimpanzee in a country I can't speak about. Oh, wow. Canada has Saudi money. He's really something. Listen, guys, Riyadh's not working for the season two quick pivot manverse chimp. Forget a bit about it. Listen, I love him just as next is the he'll be back next year. His new stuff. He is great. It's great. But what I want to see chimps for his man. I imagine they're doing that kind of stuff in weird countries all the time. Yeah, I feel like it like in North Korea. That's probably a Tuesday night for Kim Jong Un, right? Yeah, did you go to Bangkok? You could find one of the. Oh, right. Where's the things you can like you can like shoot the like the cows? The unknown. They used to have a joke about that. Yeah, but that was real. That's one way. I know. That's one way. Yeah, but they fixed sites. It was in bar right.

47:47I think they fixed the site so you don't hit it. They're going to waste a cow. You talk has big money over there. Yeah, but it's like a couple hundred US dollars. Bargetsis old joke was like 15 cow for that. Bargetsis joke was like 15 cow. They count on you missing. Bargetsis goes, imagine if you're good at it. Like you take out the cow. You got to do this a lot of home. That was always a lot of their cow. I think that got the cat. I did one ex user pointed out a chip. Doesn't know to not use its teeth. Oh, yeah. We're going to put a mouthpiece in a chimp. This is going to be bad. That's awesome. I mean, but I can't find out where we can watch it. It just says it's going to be on pay-per-view, but it's not giving us a. Yeah, that might be if that's like a, I don't think that's going to be only the regular internet. You can't Google that link. You don't think it's dark. I don't know if it's dark, but it's not light. It's the gray web. What if he wins? He just knocks out a chip. Yeah, that's also weird. Like what are they going to have to do with this? There's no way. They're only get scientifically listened. I'm against Kowshi. I'm against a polymarket.

48:49I'm against all those prediction apps. Bad heavy on the chimp. I'm going to have a little business on this. Just the only time I live where I thought about downloading that app. Or I go, I just, I don't see this. Kimbo slice, maybe in his prime. Me. I'm like a chip day in a backyard. A chimp does it note a like, oh, I got fucking rocked in the face. Like, and then he's just going to keep charging. It's just like, well, now I have to kill you. I don't think there's an MMA fighter on the Earth. That could do it. No, you know who I think could do it. Someone that works at the zoo. Someone that's better. Someone that's probably had a couple of fucking run-ins. A couple of dust-ups with one. They'd had to get out of the cage quick. I'm going to win. Yeah. I used to work down at the Pittsburgh Zoo. Shit got a little out of here. There's some guy with three fingers going, listen, what you're going to want to do is get the fuck out of here. If I see him in his corner, I know. Scott could have a shot. You know, he's got this a phone. He had on you like, all right, that guy knows what the fuck you. Me and that guy knows what the fuck he's talking about. Me and the chimp are drinking after work.

49:50Somebody says something stupid. We start talking politics. I've been here before. I'm curious, listen, I didn't know that guy was a liberator. I'm messing. I know I'm missing my ear. I'm overvading. I'm vandoing it because this guy, I fucking, this guy got touchy about health care. Yeah, I make one bamboo joke. All of a sudden he's still going to swat it, man. You see, I haven't seen him fight me like a man. Yeah, I threatened to dress as the man in the yellow hat. This guy goes right for my nose. Yeah, a nozzles fingerless dude cornering him. I go, you're sick. If he brought out the lady from Connecticut that got her face ripped off. Goddamn it. Oh, Goddamn it. That's his misalysubeth. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's what that one called brutal. Oh, dude. Remember, she was on Oprah. She ripped my friend apart. Yeah. She, uh, she fucking was on Oprah. Yeah. When she got a new face. That was great. That monkey was like, damn, I'm sorry I was in a bad place. Is it? No, my girl saw love.

50:51Hey, man, sometimes I'm going to lose my shit. He's quit drinking since then. Yeah. That's not my joke. I do have her come out with you, make an aspect. Oh, dude. If you're going to do this, don't have to. This isn't as spectacle enough already. Yeah, it's happening in a country you can't talk about. Yeah, I know, which definitely means the nation country. Yeah, no way. I mean, there's probably a lot of countries that would play ball with this. Kazakhstan. Yeah, Kazakhstan. One of the stands, Turkmenistan. Yeah. One of the ones where they don't let women drive. There you go. Men fight monkey. Oldest time. Yeah, it's Tuesday. Oldest time. I bet you got. I bet I smoking a sink for sure when it says that. Oh, I don't think anyone that handles that chip does the rip eaters. I don't think there's anyone that handles that chip that isn't in the squat most of their day. I don't think it's a fighting if it's a fighting chimp. Well, what is that though? I don't think they fight them. Do they fight them? Maybe. Somewhere. If it's a fighting chip brother, get you money.

51:51Wait, do we not? Is the chip picked out? Do we know? Yeah. Oh, that's a good cause. Or they're just going whoever's fucking got up on the wrong side of the bed today. That's what you're going to do. Yeah, I don't know. I poke a couple of the stick. This one's even angriest because you're right. Also you can't watch tape on your opponent. I kind of want to see him. It is in closure. You're better off with a chimp in captivity than then was going out and grabbing a chimp from the wild and bringing him in fresh. He'll be pissed. I don't know. He'll be pissed. Fuck's out of shit. But honestly, I want just to argue against yours, devil's advocate. The bright lights and the humans might throw a wild mouth. This guy leaves for a second. Dude, you don't think a guy's like the bullet start flying. Feeding the chimpanzee and he goes, I know his neck, his eye. I know what makes these pussy's, you know, like fucking... I've already, I see what makes them skittish and that's what I'm going for. So I'm looking if there's anywhere to watch. I'm going to type that in. Where to watch? It's semi-side note.

52:51My cousin... He's got to be written all over it. I just disown. My cousin is a... He's a carpenter in Philadelphia, a union carpenter in Philadelphia. And he's doing toughest of the trades boxing matches. He's like the pipe fitters fight the electricians, the electric. And he's like, it's like... This is a wild... I don't think it's sanctioned by any means. He's never boxed. And like, I'm like, dude, I'm in your corner. Is we're fucking getting you a gold or a garbage robe? This is so fucking... But tell me what you did. What? That you got a cup... This guy got a couple of white claws in him and convinced him to do it. Yeah. As all fucked up, we were done in short. Not a wildwood. And... Is your cousin tough? Yeah, and he's a big fucking... Yeah, tough kid. He's a big fucking carpenter. But boxed? He's not like... He's not a very experienced fighter. He's going... He's... And not even like street fights. And he's going in with someone who's also not a boxer. They pair you... It's like, you know, they pair you up. Cause... He's not sending them to some fucking Dominican from North Philly who's been fucking shadow box in his whole life. A buddy of mine that I grew up with that was very tough.

53:53Went in one of those tough man competitions. He was like a... He got a lot of fights. Like to the point that he got sent to a military school, he came back filled with muscle instead of fat. Mm. Big problem. And then kept fighting. One time came over to my house after he knocked an older man out in a 7-11 parking lot. Oh, damn. He was driving his mom's minivan and a guy I was driving over. I've told the story before. It was coming home and this guy started to shit with him. He was 16. He just pulled over and dropped an adult. And then came to my house to smoke weed. And it was like, I just beat up a man. And I was like, holy shit. But... I just started nightriders, so you got to hold and say that. I think that's fun. I mean on that. I love that. I am. I'm all the way in board. I used to go to FD. But he's my chimpanzee a little bit in there. So I'm like, never fucking even doing it. But I used to go to FDNY versus NYPD. I love that. That's the idea. But I've always been so cool to me. But you know what they do? FDNY got worked because NYPD brought in the CEOs from Rikers.

54:55They counted them as NYPDs. So they're rangers. And those guys just beat the shit. It was just like this bulldog looking Italian guy from Brooklyn from like ladder 28. Watch my hair. But he's just fat little guy. He's like, hey, I'm a fucking gay. I'm a fire chief. I got this guy. And then I got a bag in my basement. Giant black dude that worked at Rikers for the last seven years breaking up. And he just got in the ring and just teed off on these guys. I was with Wyatt Sennak. We weren't watched it. And both of us were like starting to laugh by the fifth fight. We're like, oh, they just fucking it was a ringer. Yeah, I love that. That's so the idea of that's always been so cool to me. And by the way, the crowd's into it. We'll go. Yeah, let's go. It's time to happen. It's always at the garden. Let's go. They do it at the Madison Square Garden Theatre. I love that. It's very fun. It's very fun to heckle. It's very fun to yell. Yo, A cab. Oh, cabs. Oh, cops are bastards. But if you're sitting on the FDNY side, they got. Yeah. Yeah.

55:55Thanks for being the real heroes. Yeah, you guys. Or I'll go on the NYPD and be like, you're the real life. You're the real life. You're the real life. You're the real life. You're the real life. You're the real life. You're the real life. Yeah. That's a 5.1 5.0. Thank you, Vee Service. Show them a thank you Vee Service. I always think of Colin Quinn's joke. He goes, hey, you know, the black teenagers are talking like cops. And the cops are talking like black teenagers. They're like, yo, yo, homeboy. What's going on? He goes, no, no, no, no. That's a sergeant. He ain't going to get out of the car for a 5.1. Yeah, that's a 5.0. That's a 5.0. That's a 5.0. Sergeant, they're getting out of the car for that one. I always think of that. But this chimp, I really, I'm going to reach out to both of you. I mean, give me up. Guys, I found a link. If you find the link, give me one of these. I can't find it. But I will spend the rest of this week. I have nothing to do. I have nothing to do. I can't find it to you. I'm going to see. I'm traveling to Portland. It's all I'm going to do on the flight. I'm sorry that it's important. Now that I've social media off my phone, all I'm doing is just... You're off? Off my phone. You're off your phone, yeah, yeah. Take it off. I downloaded it in the morning to post. Whoa. Can you try that brick?

56:55You know, the new guy Luke is on the brick. He swears by it. Let me tell you about the brick. It works for a week. Yeah, and then you brick the brick. I don't know exactly what it is. It just locks your apps. It's a thing that you have with it that if you don't have this brick thing by you, you can't look at your social media. You leave it at the house, you lock your apps. And then if you go your out all day, you can't lock it. You can use your phone, you just can't unlock and scram. And so to me, that was always like, nah, it's too... I just need to delete it. I need to make it show... I understand. I need to make it show inconvenient to look at. That I only do it when I'm at home and I need to like... If I'm posted or like if I'm like... If he'll be like, hey, someone wants to collaborate on a clip. I'll be like, let me download it and look at the clip and then go like, cool, I'll collaborate with it. And then I like, it just is better. And so now I'm just like reading these random ass news stories about chimps. And listen where you had this yet. But, now I'm going to start it with my mental health. Show her. Way better for my mental health, because I'm just like, I actually kind of want to see this. I think it's animal cruelty, I think it's fucked up.

57:57But listen, if it's going to happen, am I not going to watch? It's going to be horrible. I don't get this shit who got new faces. I'm going to watch this guy get ripped. There's shreds of my gorilla. Who sold out the Charlotte comedy zone. I'm just going to watch this show. What's going on? I'm going to watch this show. Yeah, you go, that's so much tickets instead of me. I'm feeling like that shampoo and I'm on fucking social media like, and take it off and I go, all right, this will be fucking cool. Yeah. But yeah, I am excited to watch that in less someone dies, in which case. Obviously. He's gonna, if they don't stop it, he's going to get killed. He's going to lose something for sure. Yeah. Yeah, which like, I kind of, I want that to happen. Something that's not going to be able to be stitched up. And something's coming off. It's going to take him. It's going to take multiple incisions to put it back together. Yeah, he's going to look, he's going to look great. Take a picture of me. And he's like, I think they showed a picture of me. He's like a good looking kid. Not no. He's like, you know, you go, brother, there's no, I just don't see the plus side to any of this. Because you win. 500 grand.

58:57500 grand. That's a pretty big upside. You know what they're saying? If you're willing to go, I'm going to fight this chimpanzee. The 500 grand is. Yeah. You're, that's the generational change side of that. You can't really talk about it. No. Why? Because if they go, if he's buying like a Nissan Altima and they go, oh, you're paying cash. How did you get this cash? He goes, so. I thought he was going to be. I fucked up. I'm a monkey. I know what you're saying, man. I think it's all spit. I'm going to go. Oh, oh, oh. Sounds like cobra commander. Oh, you know, oh, watch his teeth touch on the side of his mouth. Oh, that's all it was. He's going to have the one string. Oh, it is. It's like tug at. I don't know if I help. I'm not tug at. Oh, dude, it's going to be fucking gross. I'm sorry. I keep it. How much money would it take for you guys to each fight a chimpanzee? There's not enough. But if there is, you know, you can go to a billion, brother.

59:58Yeah, probably. I mean, like, I'm never good at these games because I'm just, I'm so like, absolutely. I'm so like absolute in my head. To see if gloves on. Oh, the chimp might have gloves on so he can't just figure them and might have a might have a might have a face mess so he can't bite them. Oh, then then I'm a fuck burger can get in touch with H. Foley about this monkey. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. I'm over here. Reach out to Foley. That's crazy. Single handedly made it. Yeah, man. I'm like in real time. I'm watching it going. That's a guy going. That's a guy really weigh in how much money he needs. If you go and fucking out of Ian's basement for fucking. If you put gloves on him and it'll across helmet. That's so funny. Quick, come down to the park. Foley's fighting a chip to get out of Ian's basement. It's super unsanctioned. It's just real quick. I can meet up. And if we're actually like Lewis isn't the one that would be putting it on. Lewis goes, alright, doggy. I got a guy that works at this New Jersey zoo. He's gonna grab the chimp. 15 minutes. We got him for fucking three hours.

1:00:58We are under a deadline. That's his ocean's 11th is getting Lewis to steal a monkey to fight H. And getting it back before anybody finds out. And we're going to record it. It's going to be on gas digital. Sign up for the app. Bromoco champ for one free month. Core values, doggy. But yeah, dude, I'm going to find out about this. And I'm going to text you guys about where the fuck this is. We should all be doing more stuff like this. We should be like, we should all go to this. We all have the means to get to the floor. We're going to go to NYPDFD. Yeah. We'll start there. That'll be a fun one. We should do a recap on our garbage. Let's do it. Let's go right to the studio. Yeah. Right from MSG. Boom, hit it. Just go in and fucking break down what we saw. I love that kind of shit. Anytime there's just like people, I don't know why. Always from the departed to, I don't know if it was rugby when the cops played the fireman. Yeah. He's like, your first time getting pussy in the history of fire. Oh, pussy. I don't know. I just like, I love that. He's got lines. He's a little forced. Yeah. Which honestly, can I tell you, I feel like he practiced that in front of the mirror. Yeah, there's a little. But they do say that is like one of the, the one of the things of that movie is that he

1:01:59was homosexual. And that's where a lot of his anger came from. Yes. And they, like, they use that line as like, as a, as a deflection. Yeah, also, you get no pussy. It's also when he gets the ball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, it's also when he goes, you getting married and he goes, yeah, I'm getting married. He's like, yeah, they like to see a man that's consistent. And he's like, make sure your dick works. He's working overtime. All the time. Yes. Working overtime. Just didn't. Yeah. And then he's sitting there eating his fucking weedies in this fucking bitch. It has got a banana in her hand. Then he couldn't get hard. Yeah. But the fuck is that? Is that the one she goes, do you want to talk about what happened? Yeah. She's peeing on the banana. Oh, man. Oh, it's crazy. loves imagery. Yeah, then Leo got her and gave it to her. One shot. Woo! One shot. Out of the rain. Out of the rain. All fucked up too. Was he perked? He was perked to the tunes.

1:03:00He wasn't pooping, I'll tell you that. Oh man. So funny is it's Cuzzitz Leo and it's that actress. It's like really sexy. But if it was like one of Katie's friends from Massachusetts who's like, had a had a wea-ho. I was doing parka sets and then I fucked my fucking therapist. I was like, I was fucking crazy. And he goes, I went over to my fucking therapist house and fucked that. And I'm pretty sure she's married. And she's fucking, she's married to a, a stay. A stay-claw. I'm in a lot of trouble. I fucking went in there. I fucking raw-darked. I fucking, I don't know. I'm on the, I still is watched. I'm on the raw-d was moved. I figured who gives a fuck. By the way, I fucking took a dump in a house and I fucking didn't even flush it. Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you, fucking medicate. Get the fuck out of here. Maybe such a shithead of those oil. Yeah, that's so funny. She was like, one of Mickey Ward's sisters or something. Yeah, she one of those MTV girls. And she was like, yeah, I fucked them. So what, what are you gonna do? Fight me, what are you with, champ? Why don't you go get him? You know, if all you go find him, you're a cop.

1:04:00Yeah, I'll let you track him down. And she would go find your heart on, smart guy. Yeah. You're a fucking queer. I know you're a queer. You're a fucking soft. You're a soft serve every night. You're like, oh, fuck I'm out there. They always make it like, so do not talk about that. You fucking dumb bitch. I'm like Homer with bark. That's so true. It's so romantic. It's like the perfect version. I was like, hot, it was raining outside. Yeah, it's, and it's fucking comfortably numb being covered in a flowway. I've become comfortable. And I remember she said, before they start kissing, she goes, I find your vulnerability something right now. And I'm like, I don't know what that is. I'm gonna get some of it. Tell like, Bluetooth. Also, the least accurate part of that scene is him not before he does it going, you never fucked a black guy, right? The real thing like these guys are from Boston. He goes, yeah, so fucking black guys, right? And we won't quit. Because you're fucking dealing with the court system. So I just want to make sure that none of the brothers from Dorchester coming out of here, fucking right. Ring in your bell. That would have been awesome.

1:05:01Ring in your bell. It would have been fucking so fun. Yeah, I don't want to insult you enough, everybody. You are. It might come off a little crude, but... You're not saying he's stopping us. You're not fucking black guys, right? He goes, no. But he is such a piece of shit. Not once ever. Never ever. You have a fucking think about it? Because that counts, too. Even when you were dancing in a show with Tell, never. Yeah, yeah, no. I didn't have to. You got a night school, you know, a blue black guy. Yeah, dude, him just on Perks fucking his court order therapist is scratching his neck. He's got the itchy. He goes, I fucked. He goes, those can't hold his real gold. He got bedbugs or something. Yeah. Back in his house? Yeah, you fucking, you're going to lose some stuff. You're moving. I'm just going to say you lost it in the move. Oh, yeah, it was the night before the move. Yeah, he goes. So this fight, he's down back in South. You know, you could probably squat in here for a couple more weeks, right? I know where we can go. Fucking do drugs. My old court order therapist. He just moved out with a queer boyfriend. I fucked her in his house.

1:06:03And you go, oh, god. Tell me, what world are you not cool with that? Oh, what? Come on. You're willing to break into the house and do drugs with him. I fucked her right here. And you're like, what? Come on. I'm trying to break in and get high. Dude, come on. I want to tie up and push off. That fucking grossed out. Come on, man. You just crushed those pills up. Will you? Yeah. Shut up. Stop talking about your romantic. I need to do a line of that. That's funny. You guys are the fucking best. Thank you, bro. I love you, man. Watch the special. The link is below. Thank you. Are you garbage? Oh, man. Two of the best men of all time, also, I have to say phenomenal fucking job on tires. Thank you, but you are a great piece of it. You were my friend, Danny. So, it was well-danny, so I just played it. I just played it, retatted. You were working. You were a real fish. No. No, that was easy. I loved it. I love the whole talk of talk of tires. Thank you. The thing with the, I damn, dude, thank you. Thank you. Shame to you, brother. You know, John, Machiavurshane and Urban and all that's the best.

1:07:05They did so good. good dude great and season four yeah and season four just announced so you know your scummy ass is coming back I love you and stop man thank you I love you and stop I thought you and fucking know kind of were fucking fantastic yeah they made me a nice white supremacist the collard guy was the collard got was no n-word no shaving head you in and I said I'm out I'm out who's how we taking I go oh so you're fucking laying out yeah so you lost you went Hollywood so you lost your good stuff are you garbage fucking rules check out their special right now go click the link I love you guys love you bye thanks thanks I was grabbing my morning coffee the other day the hum of the espresso machine people shuffling in half awake that familiar rush of a weekday when I noticed a framed photo on the wall of a

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