#11.5 - Haunted, Pt. 1-6

0:00Okay, make sure yep got my comics alright alright alright alright you weren't a green lantern shirt, dude or those are shotguns Yeah, it's shotguns. Oh nice dude nice nice Kind of looks like a green lantern shirt. Indeed this shirt was made for me So yeah, I remember how we're trying to guess who profit soup was commenting on our on our episodes it was Sean He did say yes, it's me Sean. I haven't posted much on the Twitter. Let's face it. It's rare Taylor the quitter remembers to post on it anyways Shout out Sean. What's up, man? And then he just commented seven hours ago from this point in time on our last episode he said if only we could have Had a mini season of the pod just rewatching the DC animated movies Well, I'm so down to do the DC animated movies Joseph is the one that says no movies

1:04We have been planning season 11 for so long we're committed no one's done this and Wanted to be grateful Well, I think either the bet reading ring me rainbow has been honestly just It's been so much fun. It's been a lot of fun honestly and it it actually sounds like an episode a small bit Which is why it's been so good. Yeah Sean Yeah jokes on you Not that big of I'm still a quitter aren't He is a quitter. I mean he's gonna quit the pod so you know, but not a spitter Nice nice So yeah shout out Sean you know no one else is really contacted us You know like Taylor said I guess we're dead on the water man. Yeah, I told you we're dead. We're done But we are on to the next storyline of this wonderful season 11 and honestly This is great. I feel like these first six are pretty good

2:06I also do want to say this we should test it with the DC anime movie just to sleep ward just to see if we do get hits on that Versus the season 11. I am curious going back already tell you a little definitely beat whatever we've been doing Interesting I think it will I'm still down to do it. I just got a planet right No, I will plan I will You should okay, so I really like Bart Dude wise Bart like ten times better It's yeah, it's season 11 dude. It's I feel like it's not even Bart. This is fucking Well, that's everything I was like you know this is slim shady too, right? I don't know what I think about his appearance still like I do like the costume change I love the costume it's actually a much better costume because like he just looks like he's a runner Like he's about to go run a marathon. That's what he looks like and I fuck with that that makes so much more sense The glasses sure you can keep those but the buzz cut

3:09I'm liking the buzz cut. Do you like the buzz cut? I go back and forth with that portion That's the only thing I'm like man. That is a big difference that we have here. Yeah, that's what's really making it seem like Oh, this isn't Bart. Why would you do that? Yeah, he kind of looks like Cisco in a way What Cisco? I mean they're the same size too, so it kind of even works with it I just that's what that's the only thing because it is such a standout of what the character looks like now So that's the only reason why I just kept there I go This is this is weirding me out everything else about the look though. I'm fucking in love with yeah It's it's a really cool change and yeah spoiler on the haunted storyline that we're gonna start today Bart is in it. We got some advancement with Lex and Tess and that shit's still weird But oh this dude, I feel like Taylor's right. I think they're about to have sex Well, yeah, finally coming to my side and the other thing too is that I do want to put on the record before we get started

4:11Does everyone remember when he was last episode of the episode before or Joseph was questioning me whether or not somebody was gay or not Guess what happens everybody I was not judging I was right Mm-hmm Jeff is gay, okay, yeah Jeff is gay. All right, so now we have to give him the sassy voice, okay, and it doesn't look bad anymore It doesn't it doesn't we don't make things look better and you know what also kind of worked out until like I don't know it was like one It was cool because I was noticing for like the first couple of times like holy shit no blonde idiots Wow and then They really shoved it in our face and one of the issues and I was like oh my god. I thought they were dead I mean shoved it into our ass like Jesus Christ I love it kept coming and coming I was I

5:16Think the way Chloe talks is just awful The way Chloe acts about everything is awful and I'm still confused that even in the comics the ego is bigger than any of these heroes. Yeah The ego is so huge that she belittles her own husband Mm-hmm is cuz she's pregnant and the best and it no just Do the pregnancy thing is ridiculous is it even his baby for the way she acts? Wow, we're going there. Yeah, I really do still think that it's doonstays child It's like a harvesting in cider her so that's why it wasn't able to be like looked or I guess revealed Until later on down the road it has to grow. It's like making a cocoon cocoon like a cocoon or a metapod And we are the two nerdy idiots

6:18Somebody or a butter free somebody save me podcast Yeah, so we're back. We're gonna start on the next storyline which is haunted reading the first six chapters per usual but Next week we will have our first side story just a heads up one more thing. Let's kind of sucks I Feel like there's moments where his head is splitting so I don't know if it's him or if it's test But I think we were right in the end of They screwed up by wiping the memory Yeah, dude, that's the worst thing they could have done. I think it's the worst part so far of the overall comic is That's such a big part of this story where I think I would much rather have him not trying to figure everything out because I Feel like we go back to a lot of the earlier seasons by doing this and sorry to just jump into this I just it bothers me

7:20Because we're doing the same things and we're just repeating similar storylines when we should already have it all We've already moved past that we should have a relationship. We should just have something better Yep, I agree it's it's a terrible move from the get go and I thought it was just kind of lazy It's like dude come on bro just keep him and I like the him and testing and it still would work I just don't like that. He doesn't know anything. Yeah, and it's like why even do the mind wipe when he's over here at We're having a whole storyline of him trying to get the memories back like It's I feel like it's inevitable like he's gonna get these memories back so why even why even waste our time And the other thing I do hate that I am when it comparing because we are gonna start out with it This is probably even though I love Bart but the beginning of this is just little Alexander Yeah

8:20Imagine I read here. I mean When it be a little bit cooler like it was little Alexander with little tests What it we do even like that in the show I don't like him at all Like a little freak But with him a little task and him still being the protector I just think it would still kind of work out and you're going back to the you're doing the safe Fucking thing so why not just bring back the same stupid fucking kid that you had in the earlier thing Honestly, yeah, and they even like go into the same Like area of his mind that Alexander was in correct that Clark. Oh, no Clark don't be that We're gonna go hide behind here loser. I hate you kid So yeah, we're back. We're gonna start we got six chapters to read and guess what new voices

9:23I'll tell you I assume you're gonna want to be Bart because you better have a good Bart ready Okay, I was trying to unless you wanted to do it because I know you've been Superman Why don't mind the Superman because I still feel like the Superman is so different and it's how he would talk if he was Superman Yeah, for sure. Yeah, he would be so corny with everything the only thing I'm not understanding Spongebob or spoiler. I'm just jumping in the things. I don't know how to do the accents of when he's speaking the other languages Because did you know Joseph Clark is a genius now? Yeah, dude He has his to super mine the super translator. What do you mean? Yeah, do this at all? I can't wait to do the Hindu accent You know what you can do the X I'm brown enough I can do it

10:26Hey Welcome back Haunted He does not do an Asian one So smallville season 11 we're on this third storyline of this wonderful comic book season and it is haunted so the first thing we start on actually is Test we start off with tests by the way these are near-minute copies Oh

11:27over crunchy them together. Yeah, I didn't let them touch these So we start off with a nice memory a stroll down memory lane if you will and it's Daddy Wade Daddy, I love you and We're at the scene of test getting dropped off at the Orivin for Nidz with a granny goodness Hey, hey, hey, dude. We got a flashback here Lionel dropping her off before we go on Testing daddy. I love you. So was Lionel spending time with her? I mean That I he had to have been if she gonna call him daddy Yeah, but Lionel if Lionel just dropped her off. There's no way he was spending time with her, right? Hey, man. I don't know you got me Maybe she was just saying that to try to get him to come back or Or maybe it was to kind of throw in Lexus face Maybe she's remembering it differently. Yes, I like that. Okay back to granny goodness

12:33I have great plans for you Daddy look at this fucking thing away from me And so what's funny about this is that the memory is kind of different because Lex is actually altering it I think from his point of view and he stops the car and he's like I might be pretty new at this But I think it's safe to say we've got issues And then you just see Lex coming out the car So he is now invading her memories and trying to get down to what she knows what she had to that before already and Yeah, go ahead Am I older or younger? Think you're both okay, cuz you're gonna okay. That's fine. I don't know how many this okay So you know what I got this Now sugar that's put me She's not rogue Taylor. What are you doing? God?

13:35I gotta be the old girl Be the little girl do it again do it again That's putting him wildly If I had a nickel and we see older tests alongside younger tests and Older tests still has the blood stain on the stomach because yeah, it's the time of the month Okay, she got stabbed by Lex. You know so sexism And so now it indicates that we are trapped inside the mind of One Lex Luthor This way sweetie she's trying to pull Younger tests away from granny goodness, but also Lex And now Lex is inside of that place. I mentioned that we have it inside before with Alexander with Clark If I didn't know me better, I'd say my brain was a bit of a dump

14:35You leave us alone you bought it a dick The girls are trying to get inside of a door But I can't extract her from my mind until I found out everything she knows Granted I can catch up on a remarkable amount of what you stole from me by cobbling together existing media But there's one thing you seem to know that I simply cannot find online or in a library How what who is Superman And so then how did she have these members? I have no clue I Understand one of them yeah, because there's one more shoe of them I'm not giving you the others. I'm not giving you another two or two in here that make notes Well, okay, what the blurrf outfit. Yeah, I think too. She has a blur outfit and then the one where Clark is carrying her But then she had well you know that damn bridge footage of him reckoning to Clark is everywhere inside that mansion

15:40So she has to have seen that but no they've never shown her what she's that if they would have man You got me here, but I feel like that's something that they should have at least shown us. That's a huge thing That's true, yeah, but I don't know. Yeah, she's like viewing all these images of Clark and his memories that we've seen But yeah, how does she know that whatever and then the other one that before Joseph goes on Is him saving a little boy where there's nobody else around go ahead Joseph So then we get Like kind of a background almost intercom type of thing Saying Mr. Luther to the red door Mr. Luther to the red door and Then Lex's sit tight tests this conversation is far From over when is this blime anter? Kind of a red door right? Yeah, so Lex does wake up and we actually get a glimpse It's like that mind technology that we saw in fracture

16:41Where that agent damn agent something he got into Kara's mind at one point We got into Lex's because of Clark, but yeah, and then we say is he back? Is he back Okay Lotus what is it that was so very important you had to interrupt my mind dive So I missed a luta by the way Otis is an entirely different person. I don't even know this person is he looks so different Yeah, I I feel like that's like a technician or a scientist that's in front of Lex and then there's Otis So there's two different people no, I know but then they show Otis in the next panel Oh, yeah, and he's lost 60 pounds. Yeah, he's not fat anymore. Maybe Lex told him something Yeah, after Christmas time you're gonna give me a Christmas present you're losing weight There's a situation outside Superman's do it when it's best to control it of course he is

17:46All right, do you want to be the gay or do you want me to be the gay? No, you don't get it anymore because you lost that right We are elsewhere we got you could be my boyfriend bitch All right go for it dude We're our elsewhere. We're in a inside of couples apartment Oh my god by the way one of them has a coat. Did you notice this is CSI? CSI dude no one of them is a reporter the other CSI that's me. I'm CSI dude. That's fine strong household It's very strong. That's a good paycheck. That's a good double-income household. That's a good. That's definitely good Oh my god another hard-hitting Exposé by the lovely and talented Lois Lane front page with a little slut. I Don't know Jeff. I missed the punchy pro styleings of one Mr. Clark Kent In all honesty bird He did seem like something was up the last few times we ran into each other

18:50I haven't seen him at a crime scene and forever Well, I mean since somehow get oh, I'm sorry Well since he somehow gets to take like a million sick days. I mean what a little bitch Do you think Clark is okay? What the fuck Clark Superman crashes into their wall and It's just a medially like Gentlemen, sorry about interrupting your breakfast and about the wall. Sorry. I promise I'll get I'll get that put back together As soon as I'm finished dealing with the power med Physicist over on 11th Oh my god see honey. Why can't Clark feel like this hotty? I know right? So then Clark dips out and dumbass Billy Fucking Billy look he lost weight too

19:51He did he does a little bit of ways been running track at school. So we're down below on the street and Some mom is asking for Billy looks like the same kid that was on the bus He's about to get fucking crushed by a truck Instead of a Superman shirt what shirt is he have on now booster club fan club Yeah Yeah, booster oh sorry booster gold fan club. I'm stupid reading rainbow Rainbow for the gate So we see a truck. It's like being powered by like orbs purple orbs like obviously controlled and stuff But Superman comes in swoops the kids saves them I Think that's wait. Do you want to be Superman now? Nice or do you want to be this dumb idiot guy? What's a lot of voices going on there? No, there's this tongue. Well wait If you're calling him a dumb idiot if we're talking about the bill and I actually really like this villain But I like how he looks I'm very biased towards this because this was one of their early will go on

20:55Continue with Billy and you could be Superman. Ah cool. I think that's quite enough Dr. Jones Call me Simon Superman I like it. Okay, Simon just calm down. No Simon with the silent Simon my name is Lex Luthor. I hear you've been looking for me just let you know you know why his name is Simon right Simon says yes Luther don't Simon I'm sure we can find some way to resolve this peaceably Peace up Lee are you totally retarded? Peaceably went out the window when your drugs made my brain too big for my skull Lex I regret to say honestly have no idea what you're talking about Project fucking aries

21:57Well, I'd be happy to help you find the best psychiatrist psychiatric care that money can not go to nothing Boom you just suck in tries to kill Lex Clark swoops in saves Lex And Jesus Christ. This is the funniest shit. No, no man at the end of this panel or in a couple pages We are one supersonic burst later Superman drops Lex off. Why are we not continue that? Yeah, I'm not sure like it's just like it kind of happens off screen right yeah What guys wearing a comic here just like show it what are we doing? I don't know not a good either Here I'll be sure it's only a matter of time before more ghosts from the past you don't remember start wrapping there are chains around your neck because you're a piece of crap Mm-hmm you need to prepare yourself Lex What I don't need is you fighting my battles for me Superman I'm not in a position to discriminate when it comes to saving lives innocent or not

23:02Oh, is that because your precious public might think ill of you if you even let the worst of us fall through the cracks no It's because it's the right thing to do if you need me you know where to find me best friend That I do best friend And then Superman flies off and I thought this was the funniest shit. It's like where the hell did he drop me and you see the Mexican flag in the background Superman flew all the way to drop Lex off in Mexico. That is the funniest shit to me like yeah have fun here you go I saved your life technically wouldn't somebody else be here too Who do you mean? I think he's about to be coming up. That's true So Simon has a special place so when they did the whole relaunch of the new 52 and they did the rebirth Where they brought back Wally West, which was one of the greatest things they could ever do and then Tom King was forced to shit on him in the hero's storyline

24:07Where they made Wally West go to jail. I'm not gonna talk about that. That was fucking stupid But with him returning in the rebirth series He then joined the team Titans obviously with his new badass suit and One of the first villains they ever fought with Simon and that's how I got hooked on him Which is why Simon when he appeared in this I thought wow this guy would have been so much better than that Piece of shit skinny vegan toy guy that doesn't even eat toys Frank's there. Yeah, all right. What's Simon's first appearance Dr. Simon Jones? I actually do not know this so this is a complete guess It has to be in the team Titans show so if it might already wrong. No, you're right Okay, so hold on let's keep going Teen Titans number 17 No, but it's fairly close The new Teen Titans number three January 1981 I didn't know if it was an early issue or not

25:07I'm already I'm all I'm at least happy that he did first appearance in Titans I at least got that and I'm almost positive just maybe I'm wrong wasn't he in the show? Uh Let's see hold on I'm trying to find like his appearances apparently he was in young justice and I do not remember him and young justice I wonder if he was in a season I didn't watch damn I need to get back to that show We should watch that together I'd be down just like why off to the side. Yeah, I'd be super down because I'll just watch it when you're watching it. I was gonna say but you started from the beginning Yeah, yeah, I'll start from the beginning. Okay, it's honestly because I think you'll you'll definitely appreciate it more because Once it gets to season two there's like a weird dark storyline that starts unfolding and I'm like, yo, what is going on? Okay, all right cool like characters you actually grow with them. They all get older and shit like the first Robin which is dick I'm pretty sure he's night winged by season three

26:09Yeah, he's great Television he makes a non-speaking appearance in teen Titans as a member of the brotherhood of evil. Whoa Yeah, he wasn't young justice Oh the dude who plays him is Steve the pirate from dodgeball, Alan Tudyk Dude, he did I robot I'm pretty sure he did. Yep. Okay. I was gonna say he's actually pretty fucking big actor No, he's huge bro. He's he's always doing shit. He was turbo-tastic and fucking Reckon Robbo Tastic Dude and regar Ralph regar Ralph is The anine or regar Ralph probably makes me cry every time dude. I love it dude I don't like the second one the first one is flawless. Mm-hmm. It's really good. Yeah So yeah, Simon actual DC villain which is pretty cool He gets a little appearance in here

27:11There's actually a lot of callbacks and even to heroes and villains episodes of small Well in this entire six chapters. Yeah, I'm Really confused that and this is why in my opinion I'm sorry But I am gonna call out people if you're a fan of the show and you don't read the comics you're not really a fan Yeah, cuz I was like yo There's I mean even when the first six chapters were was it they called back to Ageless like that was insane Like they're calling back to too many things where people I guess I don't know if you've read this but I've always read this where the comics like yeah, it's kind of Canon it's kind of an extension, but people don't really consider it versus When we're actually watching or I'm sorry not even watching but when we're Reading through this it's so many different type of callbacks It really is and then even like the beginning of this where we saw the flashback with tests at their orphanage

28:14I mean that was season 10 episode abandoned where we first saw that And that had grainy guzzness the fucking furies so Big deal and then we also have fracture which we're gonna get into a little bit more later, but fracture was season seven Yeah, season seven episode 12. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah, so lots of things happening here but after we dropped off Lex and Mexico we are now going back to Simon and Superman Superman comes flying in and Simon says You you hit from me You're a hard read Superman quite a complex mind that noggin of yours But that doesn't mean I can't feel your moves just before you make them Nothing is faster than the synpatic firing of the human mind Specifically mine synaptic dude, but I'll give it to you rating rainbow

29:17Then maybe it's time for a team up and then boom we come in Simon's actually whooping Superman's ass for a second, but the boy comes in super fast knocks the fuck out of Simon There's always been someone faster. I love that Clark says that I actually do But yeah, he's just beating Simon's ass and then we finally see after he stops a little early for ice cream, isn't it? Neen my calories amigo the speed things are killer Boom and there he is Bart Back in his impulse outfit no hoodie looks like he's running track He's got some ice cream even gave some to Clark and yeah fuck yeah dude to be continued

30:21We're done with chapter one man. Yeah part one whatever Lex's office later in the afternoon But yeah, yeah, I get you some cough. What how well do you know the man you're working for mr My name's book mr. book Blash it and make your acquaintance miss Lane friends call me Otis What does Lex call you? Look whatever it is you think you know about mr. Luta you're probably a little bit wrong, okay? Sure, I'm the one who's a little bit off He's a brilliant man With amazing ideas and enough money and conviction really makes some change in the world a Very tall man with beautiful eyes would be moan me pretending I know a thing about semantics But technically I think you hit the nail on the head

31:25Otis Yes, miss Luta the door is open Otis Mr. Luta will see you now Miss Lane please have a Doctor Simon Joe You know just through a truck at a fucking kid right Lex So what's funny is that as she walks in the Lex's little private office He's just staring at a monitor that's tracking Superman down this man is so obsessed dude He literally just got back from Mexico and all he can do is just watch Superman I am recently and unfortunately familiar. Yes, miss Lane. I know about the dumb kid who try to get in the way What's Lex Corp stance on the fail Luther Corp venture that robbed him of both his ability to maintain a functional life and Generate personal livelihood Lex tell me that truth Yeah, I'll get both tests and looks here

32:28What's the matter, bro? Cat got your tongue and So test is standing here just fucking picking at Lex's mind right now just as she's standing behind him And He goes he's basically quoting something Lex Corp has every interest in helping any individuals who may have been harmed or otherwise Malaffected by the former iteration of the company's policies programs and or directives Nice response Lex. What about the specific program that Jones mentioned aries? It would seem aries was a failed joint venture between Luther Corp and the United States government So we're seeing here on the left hand of Lex. He has a pen and a notepad Just right there below him Also project aries goes back to do you remember the boy dude West keen and bro Super soldier stuff You mean the guy that only made an appearance in one episode that gave lowest the scar now

33:29They're born baby that we don't talk about anymore prototype. Yes, that's right. You lost her for jaining West So with West though He was such a good character and all Lex did was use him in order to kill his own men That's true Yeah, the training exercises murdered so many people and they were all his men Here's like send more Why would we do that? He's ready send more. No, I said more. We're gonna see how good he is No, no, we just tested that he's really good. I said send more send more a one more blood Where in your attempts Genetically augment that okay, hold on Okay All right, Lowe's in response Wearing your attempt to genetically augment veterans into super soldiers well not bringing down Reeves damn Did you know that you destroyed the environment not Clark Clark is the one that destroyed the dam right?

34:33He destroyed all the water. He destroyed the water supply the dam right it was it was bizarro So that wasn't Lex I mean, I think he was technically his like he was like almost like the catalyst of it But I don't know like it was a combination because bizarro like Punches or kicks Clark straight out of the dam and that's what like ultimately I think breaks it down But it was already like malfunctioning Because of Lex I believe But technically there was not like some fall I wouldn't say all this fault now Now what happens when you heat vision all of the water Well you destroy all wildlife it evaporates and everyone's is funny So it does even say online Lex Luthor did not directly destroy the Reeves damn himself

35:34Rather it was destroyed during a brutal brutal violent fight between Clark and bizarro dude low-sensual Like that we just proved it wrong. How's it feel? Oh, it's right Lex had brought that young boy and it was possessed by bizarro at the time And he was trying to extract his DNA Yeah, that is Lex and children am I right dude? I don't get it. So you gotta raise them young So it's weird as we're still talking Lex is riding something on that no pad like I said with his left hand But still talking to low-s and he's like are you serious? I? New one of your guinea pigs. So yes as a heart attack No, no, no, no, I know about the soldiers. I told them to send more repeatedly. I meant about the damn Otis yes, miss Aluta Make a note we have to rebuild a damn too Yes, miss Alota. I can't hear you You're lucky the blur was there to stop the flood before it killed anyone

36:39idiot And then so as he's riding down lowest does notice that the pen and the note and she's basically curious already staring at it This is obviously also the most accurate. I think they've gotten her drawing on her face I Feel like this looks the most like erica right now. I'm gonna say I'm gonna actually ask you quick Does the note make sense to you? I didn't when we get to it. It's like are we on autopilot even went awake? I don't get it I did not get I thought he controlled it now I thought that was the whole thing that it was like Ha ha I'm gonna be able to now look into my mind and figure out everything because you can't do shit Well, he said that he was basically blocking her off because he was gonna shut himself completely isolated when he goes asleep So that she can't do anything. How does doing this helper? Honestly, we already knew test test original original plan with the emails

37:40Original plan with the emails made no sense either so If you wasn't doing anything set typing letters Cool you have to figure it out Anything in my life prior to seven months ago Miss Lane is a mystery to me about that I don't even have to feign ignorance. It's medical fact. You have no idea What I have to face the reality that my personal narrative now begins with Superman's debut and then he chucks to pen and the no-pad For more reasons then I can responsibly mention it's for the best you don't remember who you used to be you were a piece of shit From the sound of it. I was probably a bit of an ass was You do cut to the quick don't you this is also weird What what's going on here? Yeah, I didn't she like Is she like trying to distract him with her right hand? That's why he grabs it and then she reaches for the note with her left hand

38:45I didn't understand the grab oh Oh, okay, so sorry wait the panel shows that she was recording this so I think She clicks Indicating she recorded and maybe Lex took it away and Then she as he was doing that she takes the note But Joseph they don't show that Well, they don't show the other they just shows like him grabbing her in I Should responds it's my thing. I hope you know this isn't the last time someone's going to come to you looking for blood Piece of crap you might not remember your ghosts, but they sure as hell are gonna remember your bald head And he just stares her down if she walks out Idiot parking validated misplied No thanks mr. Berg Now what the hell does this mean? What's at the note and it just says help? Tess what are you doing?

39:48What do you need help with what is what is low? It's gonna do here's the issue test You're still bleeding from your tummy even in his mind. What do you need help? I'm bleeding out I think I'm shitting blood I would always ever figure this out Dude I I would that would literally have the same reaction like what the hell does this mean? I would really be like likes is fucking with me. I'm throwing this away I Wouldn't even I feel like knowing Lexi multi-task right because he's a fucking genius so he can It's like if he's riding with his left hand and Doing something with his right and still conversating with you or conversing with you Why is this such a big deal? This wouldn't even I wouldn't even bat an eye at this I'd be like oh yeah cool. He's writing down someone is no So she can think that Lex is being controlled by somebody? Oh

40:50No, maybe cuz Oliver said oh yeah, Lex has been weird. He's been sending me nudes Yeah, yeah, I don't know why he's hitting on me. God are you guys getting these two? No, just me. I guess I'll go confront him So let's go to the fucking bro's bro moment of all the bros dude Jesus Christ We started okay. This was only okay. You need to know why Joseph he wasn't in the show As much as he should have been Well every time he was dude. I loved it. Okay, but they made him a background versus the one like the times that he did show up with the others He should have kind of been like the primary focus. Hey, man. I agree with you I'm not gonna disagree with you there cuz I love flash so much all his episodes were good But yeah, he's background because you know who all matters is hawk man. He's the only one that matters of all the heroes Yeah, we really needed to show him a lot So I love that we're now racing across whatever ocean this is and Bart starts off

41:54You know you used to be faster than this getting slower with old age, huh man Not quite I run slower now that I can you know fly do you think flying special amigo? You're lucky I didn't learn how to fly before you did how to beat your ass at that, too Put your money where their mouth is short stuff me flying you running what for fastest man alive? loser buys lunch Clarin Dude yeah Clark immediately like almost like bounces off the water real quick and immediately just goes supersonic in the flight and all bar says is fuck But this is so sick still Okay, so this is my thing who the fuck is this one woman? Is that her yeah, that's her nice, okay

42:56I was the only person that makes sense to me plus she's why And we're in Africa Cameroon Africa Try to keep up and also this I don't and now we're in Mumbai, India Okay, this seems like a an island though that they first arrive at right and that's why she's there in a way it could be the mascara Yeah, so I mean I think she's just happens to be there overlooking and she just happens to see them racing into I guess India Who knows maybe this wonder woman's in a black eyes? Maybe there's white people in Africa too Only in South Africa. Oh, okay, whatever Otherwise, I don't exist. Oh, and here we go dude Hindi language. Let's go. You go dude. It's all you Superman Superman Lens and he goes sorry about that folks My hey, I have your autograph

43:59Of course not trouble at all Okay Okay, I'm just gonna talk like Superman because I feel like him doing an accent would make no sense But just know that he is apparently talking in Hindu All right, so or Hindi sorry Are you here to stop it? No, are you here to stop a destiny American villain? And then And then now we see Clark getting a like a cough like From Bart because he's playing soccer with everyone already and Clark's like wait what no, but I was Oh, it's a skip no, I'm not lying. You're gonna do the whole thing racist. You're gonna do Clark now say what he says I can't say it with like no, no, you can't you gotta do it

45:04Fortunately, no, I was supposed to be meeting a friend So then Clark says in English American English What no, but I was how long have you been here? Last name ever first name fastest and we're down by two so get your ass over here man Come on losing amigo. So this is so sick. Yeah bar again. He has the bus cut He's playing soccer looks sick looks like he's got some trainers on bro, and yeah, he's kicking ass So then later, no not the same thing because I would never play with Indian kids But when I went to Costa Rica went into the jungle I played with the tribe of kids to sign best experience of my life Costa Rica fucking fucking rocks bro Beauty use the power to try I just realized these are goggles. He's wearing not glasses Yeah, I thought it was for wind I didn't know there are goggles my bet. So yeah later it looks like Clark and him are having a little bite to eat

46:08Wait Amiga you can't go home at all Not unless I want Lex knowing about Lois and Clark now Yeah, you kind of sucks, huh A little bit that's my best friend though don't talk about him like that. Yeah, seriously only I can You do anything to you and torture you like two hours Star lab says the son's ability to heal me is chipping away at the radiation's half-life, but it's still might be a long while Then camp out inside of the sun until it all burns up up and away. Come on man. You stupid Emile worries. There's no way to slow that down once it starts. I might wind up turning into raw energy But you know, it's funny doesn't he do that in the comics like he absorbs like A shit ton of the solar energy and he becomes like golden Superman See and I can't remember what they did. I don't know if that's the case where he turns golden

47:09You could be right in some series, but I also thought they did that where then they gave him a new power Right, yeah, he absorbs it, but then he releases it like a big explosion like Vegeta and Dragon Ball Z big bang Yes, like that That's what I thought that they gave go or I'm sorry I'm sick of here That's where I thought that they gave which funny enough everyone says they're based off the same thing I thought they gave Superman that power later on Spunning up with the new 52 which is what I was just talking about and I think it's even Superman number nine in the new 52 But I could be wrong Going back to the pages. Mm-hmm. I'm not informed enough to decide whether or not that sounds ridiculous So okay Not that it isn't great to see you Bart, but you don't really make a social calls everything okay Yeah, man, I car can't and tights in a cape with something I cannot I could never miss that dude Alamed it does take some good news to

48:12The first real amigo I had you know closest to the family I've got I love you man Dude come on man, so we get a flashback of him and run season four episode of Them meeting and stuff he's like hey you were the first not meteor infected person with powers. I ever met I didn't feel so alone anymore the flashback it feels like today So Bart I love you too Damn dude, they're just such bros. I Watched out a Superman No, she's ruining it She is Superman head impulse. I know you boys are catching up, but there's a situation in Paris You two are the closest and since we don't have a watch tower agent in Europe yet Let Joseph can you repeat we just said

49:13You two are the closest and since we don't have a watch tower agent in Europe yet I'm an up on some rebars real quick on the reading rainbow what did we just fucking say We did watch tower agent we didn't even say it just Since Lee a league member a member of the squad we didn't say anything you know what we just called a person a Hero we called them a watch tower agent so Joseph their names are a Chloe agent. That's right a Sullivan agent Serious Yeah, so what's the deal? What's the RL watch tower agent? They're my guys. I tell them what to do See it was like right here where I was like wow there's no blonde idiot and then she comes in for this little tiny part and I was like damn it

50:16Shut up. I went this little tiny part. Absolutely awful from her. Mm-hmm. How dare she? See what are you talking of wait? What are we walking into sending it to your dad a pad now? Art thieves with him Betty am I right man best two out of three loser buys but get All right, man. I'm gonna give you a head start. I love this actually He's just too fucking fast Clark literally flies off already sonic boom one Mississippi Two Mississippi What the hell three Mississippi I'm fucking out of here No, that shit was weird. I was like reading. I was like what the fuck was that? He just looked at the Indian kids and I was like they're just playing soccer. So who the fuck just said that?

51:17so I knew I kept going back and forth. I was hoping even though I knew they didn't have the balls If this was reverse I Would have loved it so much. I mean, I feel like you kind of eventually got to do reverse if you're doing this shit No, because you can choose and so you Joseph we have the prankster teaming up with mr. Freeze fuck you're right. Why do you have to bring that up, dude? We do it every day how we want because you know why Joseph reverse is not my favorite flash villain. I got another one black flash spoiler Black flash JJK All right, three Mississippi out of here End of part one Let's go ahead and start part three So we're in hyper solitary obviously a prison Simon he's got a fucking visitor Hello again, Dr. Jones don't think me rude, but all things being the same. I'm going to keep my distance

52:25You stay there hell away from me I'm pretty sure I just assured you that wouldn't be a problem. How tight do they have that thing screwed on anyway boys? No, you you don't understand. I'll kill you I Don't doubt that at all, but I'm also not a fool The technicians have been motivated to lower the psionic dampening field emitted by your helmet only the slightest bit Why? You have to know that no matter what I did or didn't do to you in my old life. I Don't remember any of it. Who was I Simon? What was I? If you can see into my mind I've tried hypnosis science is Any of it still there and I like this a lot actually because yeah So they end up damp like slightly dampening the the helmet on him to obviously dampen his powers

53:25But as he's able to now focus and look into his mind just the slightest bit he sees Simon sees tests Right next to the legs, but she gives dampening the powers. It's allowing them to be used right? Sorry, yes, smaller scale. That's the only thing I want to clarify. Yes. Yes the correct reading rainbow and And test is in the back just going Shhh and I love that moment because even Simon's like Yeah, how does she know though? What do you mean know what how does she know that he can see her? Well, I mean the only assumption is that I mean If he can look into a mind she's probably I mean she's probably lingering around there. Oh actually I guarantee he's looking straight at her Because look at Simon I think I know okay, so you're saying that he's kind of look He's not locking eyes with laks. He's locking eyes with her and that's how she is aware that he knows I got you

54:27I got exactly yeah, cuz I think his eyes even focus even gives that like eyebrow look like what the fuck is who is that? Like who the fuck so yeah, I love that she even goes your shhh You know what turn the juice back up boys. I don't need the power mr. Luther here gave me to read him like a book He was and always will be an animal a monster and I want my phone call You can't ever undo what you've done Luther and Lex just yeah, just looks at him is like all right. I fuck it whatever Let's go Man, where's Lana when you need her bro if you call Pazaro Wow that'd be crazy if you saw a Bizarro and like Lana in the background This is our territory Clark bro. I'm coming like So you have to do the French accents. It's true. I do

55:28Was looking up something for the season. Okay All right, so it says translate it for French you though. I got you. Oh, dude fuck yeah. Oh, yeah, okay I'm really excited about this. I was very I was very surprised even included these people What's the situation on captain? They are inside Superman They are animals Come on, they're just art thieves amigos How about can they be? Fuck Yeah, and it read the Louvre in Paris, right? So fucking explosion immediately and dude We got yes Superman and it is fucking the brain and I think Mala I think it's Mala Yes, he because he uses her name to Or his name I'm sorry. Oh, it might be Mala. Yeah, it's a Mala or Monsire Mala which is funny because this ape is

56:30Technically always French like it's French base. I guess whatever There's usually a supervillain duo and they are best known as enemies of doom patrol Which they do make their appearance in the show if you fucking watch it Taylor whatever and anyways First appearance Taylor of the brain and Mala I have no idea on Brain and Mala I would have more of an idea with Simon just because I've read about brain and Mala no clue Let's do it new teen Titans number nine. Oh, dude. Come on. I gave you a hint already. It's doom patrol. Can you narrow down? Okay, it's not 31 because that's somebody else with I'm gonna see 16 Ah, no dude, no number, sorry Both of them first appeared and doom patrol number 86 in March 1964. They're old. By the way, wait. What you say 1964? Yeah

57:32Wait, am I wrong? I don't know the only reason why I'm questioning is that it no doom patrol had its own comic during that time Let's see The brain and Monsire Mala first appeared doom patrol number 86 publish a March night March 1964 This was also the debut of the brotherhood of evil Damn You got me on this and the sad part is The only doom can you look up doom patrol's most famous writer for me because I'm blanking. He also did animal man This is why I had no clue so the most famous doom patrol storyline is done It's not Alan Moore Grant Morrison there it is. It's Grant Uh, yes his storyline, which is why I also would not know I think he's got all the way up until like 43 or something along those lines with his doom patrol But that is considered the most famous doom patrol story lines, which is why

58:35Like crazy Jane and yes brotherhood of Dada Yes, all of those characters were introduced in him and Grant Morrison is such a big weirdo Which is why so good that he really I believe the show was based more off of his run That's that's crazy and it's such a shame I still have nothing to show And I own season one dude Yeah, you're crazy season one and two are pretty fucking good. It gets real it gets really fucking weird like season three and beyond But I'll do I'll put it on in the kitchen on the DVD blur There you go dude. That's all I know. Yeah, I'll do that for you. I love you that way. I'll put it in the background. I won't really pay attention So yeah as the brain and mala mala whatever Come out. There's nothing but roaring because the ape is an ape right I can bark look at each other like what the fuck fucker an apes and

59:36then Just goes Monkey This almost never happens in Mexico. Oh, I'm sorry. This almost never happens in Mexico Wait, so what's the deal with Barton Mexico? Is he like just living there now? That's why whenever I said that when Lex was dropped off at Mexico, I thought that was kind of like a hinting at over getting bar. It's just so funny to me like he really Talk about the burritos too That's true when the first thing appeared. Yeah, yeah So yeah as they're fighting the monkeys Clark just like can we hit them? Let me think about it. Yes, we can hit them Because they're just getting their ass whooped Crush them all my children And you can do you gotta do a robot voice with French Crush them all my chill. I don't even know how you do that

1:00:38Would it be a cross them all my children. Yeah, cross them all my children Crush them all my children Yeah, that's close enough impulse clear the civilians before anyone gets killed We we Beats don't fail me now. I love this shit. So as he's in his speed time Everything slow mo. He's resting this hot lady hot girl here we go. Oh Oh, excuse me, senior Rita I stand chat, but you know, I'm here to save the day And then he literally kisses her hand before he goes fucking smooth boy man. He's such a smooth guy. Hey, it's in my right Are you his brain or I am the brain and my sweet mala He is my lover I'm happy for you to freaks, but this needs to stop before anyone else gets hurt

1:01:44Anyone else My mala and I liberated each other from experimentation They took my body, but we made it work We still talk Hell yeah Dude, I want to see it I get that I really wait what's matter with that? All right, whatever dude put it in my crease You know a brain has the crease in the middle right right the grooves yeah, it really takes getting brains like a whole new level I get that I really do but We will sell this art then start a nation of our own Not in this market. Have you seen it? It's really bad impulse On it Almost there. So yeah, mala started shooting a whole machine gun at people and now Bart's catching bullets Hey gotcha

1:02:45Amigo must go faster So then Bart starts really gone fast catching all the bullets all the strings To fast Buh Uh Not now Amigo. Oh no not again. Oh no Damn Buz Yours keeps cut yours keeps cutting out when you do it so stop doing it Jesus Christ Yeah Yeah, I do it way better dude. Don't worry about it. Just tick to impulse all right You don't do it way better You can't even hear you dude Yeah, and Superman just straight up my turn and starts clapping on these apes dude

1:03:51Just absolutely fucking sloggers him new claps and cheeks There's everything okay You're almost got me The fuck you talking about nothing So that's the end of issue 9 Ah yes, that is one issue there. We are on to the next part the next issue which is part 4 Rule I get all the blonde idiots Okay You want both of them? I want both All right, well we start off at watch tower Oliver seems to be drawn. He's doodling Chloe what is she doing guys? There's no way she can get it even better turns out she's shooting at a target with her bow and arrow She's the new Robin Hood who needs Oliver when you have Chloe

1:04:52I Well, but so much been practicing You know, maybe it's just a little archer in my belly calling this shots god. We're already so much better than you Uh, suppose we know for another eight or so months and maybe four or five years after that I don't know if they're gonna be an archer or not babe Listen, they make really small bone arrows. I think you're an idiot What babe that isn't really covered in all those books. I'm reading over there all by myself I'm reading baby books. You're you're not reading anything. Why don't you just shut up On that table where you keep hiding your doodles of the bat wing every time I walk by so don't even try to come and talk to me Like I should be reading bed. Look. It's an arrow to head I least try. I mean, I'm I'm losing all right. I'm trying to get my head in the game on this one

1:05:57You're right. You're just a pretty boy Then why haven't you told Clark though? Listen, I'm not going to risk exposing watch tower. I am the one that's the most important Oliver Yeah, okay. Well, that's fine. If you don't want to tell Clark that Well, I mean to always When are we gonna be able to tell people about a baby? I don't know. I'll figure that out later. I don't care Sometime between now and when we send it off to college Until then just let me perfect my aim. Okay. I'm gonna be better than you It isn't every day though. You're doppelganger from a dead parallel or a drop spider warn you That the crisis is coming Oliver. I'm sorry that we just have so many more important things to figure out right now Then this baby That's really so stupid But babe. Yeah, shame me can't ask her you know. Yeah, but watch what I can do with this

1:07:04Hey, I mean, I mean yeah, we just can't talk to her. What if we could? Oh Oh Then hey, I just finally done with him. Thank god bro bro from the love of like fuck her I wish I was exaggerating But Chloe is such a piece of crap Oliver is reading baby books He's trying to actually be a good father and excited about the baby and she could give two shits Because she's worried about a other universe clobby that she did not know where who cares what happened to that universe It's entirely different Yeah, Chloe you suck No, there's a women in shit. I'm alright What oh my bad. No pregnant women in shit. Oh, okay mega no kidding. I'm just kidding Don't keep that We are now over the Atlantic We have Clark and Superman. I mean sorry Clark and Bart here

1:08:09It's really isn't helping anything amigo So I'm supposed to do what exactly let you break into a run and get scooped up by that thing you think you saw This isn't some gremlin on the wing Clark It's always waiting for me every time I super speed Then why haven't you mentioned it before? Because it hasn't always been there before I always thought my speed had a ceiling amigo But when I didn't have any choice but to run faster because your bald headed best friend Trapped me into some room or then I had to keep running This was just this episode we get a flashback here when he's in the chamber Not only this part too. That's when I saw it Right there waiting watching Staying this I don't know speed team in black racer Just on the other side of the glass But I can't stop moving So when I saved you from the cage No problemo 5x5 Wait, is that how it yeah, that's I mean that's how I'm reading it

1:09:12No, no that means whatever Did you try to change the subject? I think he was just trying to say that like so when I saved you from the cage That meant there was no problem after that I don't know I don't know, I don't get it But now even when I'm not running I know it's still there Then why race me all the way to India? Because you're slow and you suck I don't know I thought maybe if we were running and you didn't see it That you'd just be crazy Listen man if you saw what I saw you know it's better to be crazy You aren't crazy Bart It is time Right We just need to find some way to get me face to face with your boogie man

1:10:14So Clark wants to see black flash Also, what's the first appearance of black flash Taylor? I know it It's flash I think it's second series I said our third series Yeah, they're gonna try to screw me with Jay-Jerick already know Jay-Gerick sorry It is gonna be flash number I think it's It's 35 36 36 36 second series of the Bart Allen no not Bart Allen It's just Bart no not Bart Barry let's go Okay, I only put black flash first appearance in the comics it's very second series number 36 go It says the flash Volume two Number 138 Is that right because it says June 1998

1:11:20Grand Morrison So it does say the like the cameo first I guess look was 138 But the first full appearance was the same thing the flash volume to number 141 I hate you you know why I know the cover the cover of his first appearance is flash like It's a all black background and it's like flash weakened and he's like crippled or something He's like weakened like he's like wobbly. Oh Yeah, yeah, and then the it's like something on the ground Yeah, it's it yeah, it's a three-part storyline because then not at the next issue but the third issue That one is where you see him and black flash running up I think like a pillar or something. Yeah, it's just like a wall Yeah, he's like trying to catch him Or something Man you did your best. I mean you said 36 which I mean 138 whatever. I'll give that to you I was right there. No, by the way you can have all this is all you

1:12:21Okay Why cuz it's the gay guy Is it the gay guy? I don't know. I don't think so Okay, so yeah, you get them all All right, so phone starts ringing red it abandoned lute the corp industrial site. We got lowest. She's going in a hazmat suit It's like wait no chance. This is my fiance is there Not unless I've just become the luckiest wait outside voice Hague Right Hague Hague? What I hate Hague? Yeah So you've got a miss call from doctor Simon Jones at strikers Okay, put him on my to-do list. Where are we on getting that note figured out Working on it. Keep at it. Well, meanwhile. I need to see why Lexi's got these guys burning the midnight oil How would she get this soon? No idea So she goes in see some random guy in there. Well, it's lame daily planet

1:13:21Like I said to your little Aaron boy on the phone. No can do lady. You don't find it the least bit on Your boss suddenly decides to finish cleanup on a five-year-old explosion Why I heard it corporate terrorists blew it to smithereens and another flashback to just this episode when Clark decided to finally kind of join the team Heroes took it down to stop human experimentation idiot You already know so much. Why don't you get it got it? Well reading rainbow You already know so much why you got to get in there then huh huh If Lex didn't care enough to demolish the site then Why cover his tracks now It's safe for us to be around this much media rock. Yo, what is this shit? These are like two random people. These are like two random people. I think right Are these two random people?

1:14:22You're supposed to come with fun facts. Yeah, I think these are two random people um What no you you want you're gonna afraid you're gonna grow some tails huh? um Being around this stuff drives people nuts. I heard it change this one kid to where he can control bucks Yo, what Fuckin throwback dude and then this other kid could control bees wait Why couldn't the bee kid control bucks could the bug kid control bees and then he takes a hit of a joint and then they go Oh Also jesus kuddy I mean that that when he said that question. I was like that makes a lot of sense like why couldn't control the I made up with queen bee Oh, that'd have been hot Greg arc and by the way is our bug boy From literally second episode of smallville water throwback and then we got um drone. I believe it was drone season one

1:15:26I don't know that girl was in a bag. We had the bee queen Uh, she was uh, yeah, she was a nerdy's name Sasha Woodman Wood Hey, man, I just said I heard that's how it was I weren't there Poor sons of bitches are gonna grow tails What do you think the boss man use whatever this was for? There we Wait, you see that. Yo, what is that? That's crazy. What do you think it is Listen up folks check your strips looks like we might have a radii So uh Uh, Lois Lantryz ago rescue this guy that ends up getting shocked to death in a tornado of speed Get's thrown around Lois goes up to him. It's like oh my god somebody call an ambulance hold on help is on the way holy shit

1:16:30You're ugly Never mind. Don't call them. He's dead So the guy who is literally looking yeah, he was like he was maybe at most early 30s Fucking aged to like 80 maybe 90 and now he's dead. He's like a zombie. It looks like a corpse And that's part four we're on to part five Tests is in the scene and she goes Musting a little bit can't put any weight on it. You see that boxing shit. Is it gonna work around here? Oh, sometimes you gotta mix it up. Why are you quoting this right now? Because you said musting that's what that's what you got from this or even remotely fighting right now I'll shut up since you like criticize me say tell you what I'm fucking voicing Bye, Joseph you get them too Uh, I really I don't want you to have tests. So yes, actually, I will take both of these Yeah, I already made the rule no matter what you get Lex test for some reason you will not let me how

1:17:35You keep saying sugar I understand the rule All right, whatever dude. I don't I don't understand you man You really you just you're losing the assignment as one of the young kids would say I I feel like we test though. It's been consistent Whatever so We're inside Lex's mind he looks like he's stabbing Lex again. I don't know if he's reliving that memory But uh, Tess is just going just a big bunch of nothing, isn't it? Musting This test You remember how this felt? Where you see emptiness I see potential so much emptiness so much potential Okay, well if nothing else you were always optimistic Tell me sis What do you see when you look out over this this vast expanse of empty memory you've left me with scorched deeply salted earth Earned by being a megalomaniac with a god complex

1:18:39Better than being a ghost in the machine I'm more than that Lex and you know I am The value of a man should be seen in what he gives and not in what he is able to receive I give out No He kills him after you're about You're valued to me as only so much as can be gleaned from our situation I've got a hefty amount of mess to clean up topside this evening. So let me cut to the chase As of 10 minutes ago we successfully pinpointed the physical area of my brain that houses your consciousness Let me into your little room of secrets Let me know everything you know about Superman Or I give myself brain damage Unless of course you'd like to be totally retarded let me be inside you Test just looks at him like Okay, you think they were gonna kiss

1:19:44No, and so what's funny about this as Lex is waking up from that mine machine that we talked about Damn it. What was this project called The the memory My project Lex had in smallville Wasn't he ever so called like nightmare or something project intercept That's what it was called fuck yeah, so the project intercept machine Um, it's kind of funny as he's like waking up from this He says bring it on but as in like he's saying it as tests because that would be test his response to everything She'd have said so it's like he's still somewhat A split mine which is kind of cool. I thought that was kind of cool little detail. That's it anyways I don't to be honest with you when it comes to their lab. I am not I hate to say this what I'm going to I just I'm not into it Simply for the fact of I don't like that this whole thing is just about him recovering his memories

1:20:49I Just I want there to be a better purpose than the same of likes trying to uncover who Clark is or who Superman is And can we just try to uncover something else I spent five six seasons on this shit So Lex gets up from his machine Says now I get why dad threw her away We do this procedure first thing in the morning So I'm gonna be through you way too Yeah, well, I mean yeah, I mean he says that but he gets why she eat through her way for sure Yeah, right he only threw away. No, not okay Um, so we go to starla as we get a little glimpse of Victor swan statue out front and this is you man. You're a meal Oh First of all, I like to thank all of you for coming back into work tonight

1:21:51I'm sure yet again that everyone had plans except me. I'm not getting laid these days my Okay My my time and the one that I was having sex with she's no longer with us. So this has been a very difficult year for me guys Uh, yeah, not so much in all fairness my plans is go just happen to be Science related. So this doesn't really run my evening Listen, let's just assess the situation shall we All right or situations such are they are Such as they are Beyond the metaphorical door number one Superman and bound with a metahuman designation impulse ability super speed nature unknown He's apparently having some speed related issues. Uh, there's no one gonna mention the fucking apes And our second issue watch tower is launching a retrieval venture in order to require the technology used by lexcorp during the hinshot incident

1:22:56My call it some my call it theft but considering the benefits inherent to watch towers propose reapplication I'll get this one, but I'm still supervising the rest of you. Okay, shuffle shuffle. Whatever that sound was for So now go to lexcorp Lex goes how many dead so much so much is the one has depressed gotten wind yet Oh, I don't know Oh, thank you, so Yeah, there's someone working on a machine with them. Oh, they leave the office and Jesus cries Fucking lowest has a ball cap on in uniform just swipes the key cards from Otis's dumbass and it just says no Thank you That isn't sinister at all. It just shows level three door and then she goes now which key card is it She was just at that site where that guy died right and she was just in lex's office talking her face-to-face. He wouldn't notice her

1:24:00Wait, so like she was just at the site where he has mad suit She then saw the guy turning to an old man then said I got to go back to lex's office I Dressed into my new security out at least it's not the made outfit again I would have preferred that So yeah, she gets the key card swipes down and then She gets a nice little beep-boop-boop-boop-boop Right before she and she like enters more so into the hallway of the door and realizes there are fucking lasers there And she goes oh my god. I can only assume my wonderful cousin just saved my bacon Guilty has charged of course I'm here to be able to save you loads and watch tower in all fairness You're being particularly discrete you know that right you were so obvious to me. I know everything Okay, excuse me dip shit. I was in a baseball cap who'd recognize me in a baseball cap

1:25:01Uh-huh sure whatever you say you aren't here to steal lex's brain machine. Are you? Wait lex has a brain machine I know everything same one he used to transfer Hinshot into the drone dumbass Same one Clark used to help find you and cart into trade back up few years ago You know when she was at that shitty diner Yeah, and that guy tried to rape her and then also when lex got shot in the head I was a really good episode He got shot in the head But wasn't that where lex and lois actually work together in order to uncover something Yeah, they're trying to do the whole uh car thing Yeah, it was I really did like uh, well that's fracture dude You dude I just wish that car is like back there at the diner Oh That brain machine. Oh yeah, I remember and no strictly snooping hence the duds Baldi's left hand literally didn't know what his right hand was doing. He wrote me a weird no

1:26:04It said kiss me Yeah, he seems to be doing that a lot lately And then he ordered a bunch of older lute decor blabs dismantled and then a light show at the rich facility through a guy into a wall at the speed of sound And turn him into a fucking skeleton And I miss Clark and if I don't bust a nut lex or something whatever Well, if I'm not on lex. Yeah, if I don't bust lex of something I'm going to scream Listen, you may want to check with how perfect of my husband is compared to yours Did you really just say that all just get me all the way down here because you're not Shubby-hubby-less lex sexy lexia calling card Listen, Lewis. Sorry that I'm so great with my husband, but no, I didn't do that All right, it's gonna star labs. Jesus Christ dude Talk about manna dude

1:27:06Good Lord I know why I'm ill hired her dude. That's all I know she's a brain. She's smart. Yeah, she's smart Um, Savannah This you think she's Russian. I think she's I think she like titty fox like yeah, I do So uh superman said you're having lexies peep-pup oh my god. She had this accent and these titties just said this is amazing I'll do it again Hard over here Dr. Hamilton. He said a superman You're having let's see uh speed problems Only the kind with monsters babe Listen, he seems an awfully hushed spirit considering the dilemma you presented Clark If I'd been running away from a boogie man for as long as Bart has I'd want to stay distracted too

1:28:07Also, what's up with this new hair with Clark this looks nothing like it now. I don't know who they where did this looks like a superboy type of thing Uh exactly correct But yeah, they're in like a treadmill exercise machine area and Clark goes hey you ready to go for a run Running mucacho. I don't know Get the thing that happened last time. I just I don't know if I wanna do that right now man I'll be right there beside you bar. Don't worry All right great to know I got my best amigo with me No offense blue your top speed though can barely hit my cruise control. You're still kind of that pussy Go for it because I think that's a meal We developed this mode treadmill when we began. Hold on We We developed this mode treadmill model Jesus Christ

1:29:11oh We developed this model treadmill when we began charting Superman's powers. It has a fractionless engine assembly that I got that right Frictionless but whatever All right hold on we're gonna We developed this model treadmill when we began charting Superman's powers and ask frictionless engine assembly that All right, you yours will let you go as fast as you possibly can Mine will help accelerate me towards your speed a meal thinks if we can match up. I'll see your monster for myself All right ready Set oh go And so they start racing boy. They're just running running running Amigo are you sure about this dude? It's like bar on fire Like he's literally on fire out fast. He's going is I have got your back do it

1:30:11And then boom they literally explode the fucking treadmills and honestly this was pretty sick Because yeah except it's stupid what happens Clark then sees he's like Bart He's like about to ask if he's okay and then he looks up and he sees the black flash monster thing and he just goes Your speed is not pure Love it looks he looks exactly like the gigantic heartless that you fight at the whole issue I'm hard He kind of if he had the heart missing in his chest. It's exactly the same thing My Did way me yeah, then they start singing this song Clark it's like thrown across the lab and just screams Bart Amigo did you see it? Did you see it? I'll find some way to save you Bart. I have to

1:31:15So that means I feel like Clark was scared. I hate this wait. Why Why did it end? What the black flash thing why did this whole scene end Well, I mean what else was supposed to happen Him seen more of it Well, obviously it didn't even want to see Clark because it said his speed was not pure bro He's not tapping in the speed force Yeah, okay here here's my issue with the jazzy. I'm not gonna just stop Like now that we both know it's there shouldn't we try this again Instead it well they blew up the treadmill so they obviously have to work something out here. Oh, we don't have backup treadmills Well, I mean that seemed like more like a prototype because clearly it didn't even fucking work it blew up Listen Bart that shit was scary. I'm gonna go see my girl. You have to deal with this But then again dude Clark can't match his speed without something so

1:32:17They got to find a way I do like that the thing did not like Clark. I fucking love that part. Oh, yeah Oh, it's like you're a phony don't even try this shit bitch Yes, that was the best way to put it is you're a fake. It's like there's no he's like I came here for this I came here for this It's for once a villain or somebody calls him a bitch to his face like bro It's like you're you may be the the man of steel, but you're not shit when it comes you're not welcome here Oh, yeah, exactly. Yes. No, it's it was beautiful. I really liked that part God smaller one dare do that live action bro But this is where this is What was with the actor that plays Bart? And I'm only asking because of all the shitty storylines that we got after Bart was introduced when he was the first We could have done this yeah, I mean easily for sure You could do a shadow figure you've done plenty of shadows. You know it'd have been cool

1:33:21It would have been very cool to do it during phantom season because then that would have been like a throw like a throw away But almost not because it's psyching people out like oh we found the like maybe Bart comes around is like hey I think I maybe found one of your phantoms Yeah, and in a way it would have been I mean obviously this is just me reaching out of my ass But it would have been great if each of the phantoms kind of resemble the member of the jessisly Where it's their opposites. We're sure then we're getting into like maybe the Injustice to say all that type of stuff But I just think that this is such a cool thing But also a simple enough thing where small though could have been able to pull it off in the show Yeah, yeah, I yeah, I think it could have definitely worked for sure Especially during phantom season like that would have been the perfect time I read that episode yeah, like you You could have even been the same thing Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it could have been the same thing like oh we just got thrown off because this one's actually just been chasing Bart

1:34:23This is not even a phantom It would also explain why Bart's not around because he doesn't want this thing around others That would explain a lot while he's even gone from the show for like two seasons right so yeah Yeah, we just came up with the greatest idea Yeah, but they have the idea this is where this one is a little bit weirder for me because I don't understand There's no rights issues here. Oh, we could have done it. We could have done it Yeah, and the fact that we're not I just I don't know Look, it was go to date night. It was go to date night. Was there something and I don't think create I'm sorry. I'm gonna keep going. I don't think Richard or joy or anybody and I don't even think they listen to us posters But I don't even think they have mentioned why Bart Wasn't able to be around Yeah, Kyle Galder I don't know I mean he was not kind of always in movies He was in a lot of scary movies

1:35:24Like Max Kebler's big move or some shit. Okay, what Look dude, I'll fucking find out. I don't think he was doing anything Look you don't even know bro. Did you ever see the small movies? Now I have it We'll need to watch those one day back to back one and two. I think you'll really like to It's fine. Maybe we can have like a Jeff in his roommate time Right Yeah, I like that. I like that spoiler for what's to come So 2004 Okay, started 2004. So what did you do to them for lots of other TV? Uh, you got to give me multiple episodes of something in order for it to make sense Um Veronica Mars 05 to 06 25 episodes Um, he was in red eye This is a lot of TV like random episodes like bones cold case

1:36:27medium Yeah, not really much Yep Could have been three episodes of the shield seven episodes of CSI and why he was in the haunting and Connecticut In 09 9 marion elm street in 2010 That with the pedophile Freddy Krueger. Yeah, man. I was a terrible one Yeah, I haunt your dreams because I like children. I love children Yep, especially when they're fifth graders I don't know why they he wasn't in it, but anyway whatever whatever I'm using it's disappointing because both you and I agree we it's good It's like this is an interesting story that you could have easily thrown in I can't know what it developed Clark even more It just would have been able to progress like his own powers

1:37:29It would have just been in something cool all around. I don't know. This seems Will this play Uh, I mean it says just mainly online that DC comics and Warner Bros had strict name restrictions and character use policies that block you could and you could have named this thing anything But that I'm saying for Kyle Galner like as the flash They introduced him as impulse because that was like their work around Yeah, but I'm fine with impulse you can still do impulse and this story But there is still restricted. I guess I don't know that's the issue with what I don't know Do they even restricted lowest lane? Why are you questioning this? Restrict me All right, anyways, date night so We got lowest they look like if they're eating maybe some sushi Yeah, it's like I really dug clandestine rendezvous rendezvous rendezvous rendez-vous Nippick reading Nippick I really wish that carcass eating too

1:38:33Maybe already ate yeah, okay Are you gonna be Clark or what oh you want me to do this with you? I thought you were gonna take the I thought you were gonna take this couple rendezvous Still rendezvous rendezvous Like this when you were just a shady vigilante in a trench coat And now I am I traded all to have you eating cereal at the kitchen table Can we look at the skirt And what you're mr. French expert man since he wrangled a rang a thing on this scene They were aves at the Louvre With the pipe in the observatory whatever clue fuck If it's any consolation I'd rather be wearing my glasses in the bullpen fingering you You've burned through your sick days like crazy and the vacation days honestly don't know how much longer I can hold sternate bay without telling Uh telling them about Clark Kent started a new life as a firefighter or something you know it'd be crazy if we say that somebody close to him died

1:39:43Okay, what is the only one is like his mom Mom, I'm gonna need a favor Pretender dead When you think about it, I kind of am just for you know now I'm more important bigger fires If you're in the mood for a smaller burn, I've got a three alarm that seems like it's right up your current five alarms alley Huh The thing with bar here look At least and I got it. I got it What happened to this man It's that fucking skeleton do we saw earlier so out at the old rich facility one of Lexcorp's cleanup crew got zapped with I don't know crackles some kind of force that's super sped him into a wall Then age them to death. I thought Lex was involved, but his weird right now is purely narcissistic What are the rest of these? I don't know how many photos do you have? Over the last five years little microbursts like that speed storms I've been calling them whatever have been popping up all over the globe

1:40:47He's stone mexico Miami. I went in the Pacific Rim now here These are all places Bart has been do you think it's Bart? And The occurrences are becoming more frequent like they're chasing Bart Or they're hunting him or lowest is it him that thing I saw I just don't know if Bart's in trouble if I can't figure out how to help him Bart can't be the only guys ever run that fast, right? I mean one in doubt consultant expert I don't remember that being a part of the lowest rules of reporting Everybody grows up small bill Everybody So a this is late Wait hold on were you just eating takeout with super? Internus interruptus What do you want Jeff? Did you just cast a spell on me? All right, so my contact at the police department your roommate boy from yes, right

1:41:52He ran that note you found by one of the handwriting consultants He get a match You know, it's familiar because we've seen it before look at his horror It used to be on all of our checks remember her son of a fucking bitch Test Mercer So it's a match they figured out the handwriting amazing So apparently you test his handwriting transfers to Lex when he writes his left hand I don't understand um that doesn't has a many sense. Oh I so Uh Who do you want star labs dude you get blonde idiots bro you said All right, that's fine Hey bro, where's the rest of your team? Where's the lady that big old titties? By the way, it's Oliver and Emil a meal Bickering one presumes as they clean up the mess Clark and Bart left in speed assessment Hey, how's how's Bart doing is he still like trying to learn Spanish?

1:42:54Honestly, I have no idea well Well, hopefully no more once we can examine the readings gathered during the incident in the meantime BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP I have this gem to keep me busy Hey bro, you know, I hate all this shit, right? So guess fucking what Emil has been using He's been using the project interception project areas whatever it is stuff um To basically keep The doppelganger earth to Chloe's body fresh and intact And this is amazing. Yeah, so it's like how could you not hate this Oliver? Wait, and you're sure this is gonna work dude The tech Clark brought us from Victor Freese's capture was actually quite effective at helping to preserve Chloe's doppelganger So yes to add that to you're using mr. Freese's uh Cryo shit. Yeah, it's what he was doing with his wife normal. Yeah, Nora

1:43:59Wait bro, what about her memories? Given how long she's been deceased our Chloe may only be able to process the last memories that Clow that Chloe accessed Wait, dude So is it like the life flashy before your eyes? As it said to happen when one Yeah dies Oh Wait it may help I'm repurposing technology built to memory die though is itself repurposed to transfer consciousness into a robot in order to harvest memories buried within the dead mine of her friend's counterpart From a parallel earth Bro, you just said a whole bunch of shit. I didn't even understand To what? Yes, it may help because of the brain chemistries now we get a little bit of Chloe. Yes, whole nine Bro, what about the baby? Unless there are psychosomatic effects as a result of the mental link there should be no effect. I wish she was in a thorn

1:45:01So yeah, Chloe's gonna dress getting in a little hospital gown type of thing Is Chloe willing to take that risk Oliver? And then we see Chloe in front of the mirror down the rabbit hole the fingers will go So we then go to a new place where Clark and Bart are together They're with an old lady Just a moment We're sorry to have woken you miss his uncle what Who What's her last name uncle? Where do you know this is Taylor? I don't oh wow, okay. Well, I'm gonna give you a hint It is the justice society But who is it? It has to be um there is no way it's black and airy no it's not Well, I'm it's not star girl

1:46:01Can't be Hold on Wonder woman. No, I can't be Wonder Woman. Hold on. I don't know. Should I give you the full name? Well, that even help you Hey, it's not gonna help a uncle. It's not gonna help me Abigail, Uncle Abigail Matilda, Uncle goes by ma Nickname I Sounds like a villain in the Batman animated series with the mom and she had like those three sons that were robbing places nope Give up I give up red tornado I'm gonna go fuck you. That was ridiculous. Red tornado first appearance. Give it to me We've already been down this road. I only know the Jesterly we didn't well no dude come on red tornado come on This is bullshit It's clearly hurt Yeah, whatever so just as leab america. I think number 19 is the silver age appearance

1:47:04If we're going all the way to fucking golden age red tornado hold on I can do this or I can do this star-spangled comics number one So it is within the fuzz, but it is all American comics number three Fuzz First appeared in 1939 Golden age. Yes, that's crazy. I was still kind of semi-closed though. What's the name? Yeah, you were This is bullshit Actually, I'm gonna look up silver because you got me curious now But it's the actual red tornado that's right. Yeah, the man like the robot or whatever. Yes Just leave American number 64. Yep. Yeah, man That cover that cover is when he punches the ground and all the justice league members are around him And I think he says like I think he says the justice league ends now or something I don't know what it's saying just as like any objections in the front. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, that's okay

1:48:09I was gonna say it's something like it's very demanding Yeah, so the old lady miss n'onkel does unlock the door gets an a retinal scan going No, no Superman you know this is what I do With sides if there's something here that could be used for you What am I doing here Thank you miss n'onkel. Okay, get the fuck out of the way Not so fast Oh, fast Sorry, sorry, it's got my thing. It's got my thing You guys stretch you got me. What is this place, dude? It's a monument. I'm you see him What is this place amigo A dedicated to heroes from another time They were wait they were Carter's old group They were more than that so they couldn't fight either They were a family Justice society of America Listen thanks for the history of my sin amigo with all this bullshit, but I don't care

1:49:15It's where we start our research or sorry. It's where we start our search, Bart for what It isn't a what it's a who All right, all right. I'll play your game. How is who gonna be able to help this speed demon man? You weren't the first here to break the sound barrier He was We need to find jguric. Oh Love that shit. All right first appears at jguric Hold on It's not all flash comics number one, which is what I really want to say This is gonna piss me off hold on you don't say a damn word. There's no way I think I'm wrong Okay, see this is white's bullshit very Alan's first appearance is showcase comics number four I can easily do that shit at the top of my head. I know it's not all flash comics number one. I'm it's flash comics number one

1:50:19Flash comics number one. Jay. There it is 1939 I kept thinking it may have been more fun and that's what was pissing me off I know that's green arrows first. We've been through that. Yeah, but that's also Superboys first so I was kind of is still going down that road with it. I get you. Hey, you got it. You got it so You sure about this Listen if it be okay, by the way, we are with Oliver and Chloe in Dude, we're doing the project areas or sorry project intercept shit again Where yeah, Chloe's gonna go into the mind of her doppelganger all of her I need it Go into my own mind. I need to see if there's a better life out there Yeah, and she talks about how she's was possessed by which which was obviously spell back in season four great episode and rewired by Kryptonian computer. Yeah, all this bullshit. So she's expert. She's cool with it

1:51:20And my mind controlled more times than I can ever count Ready I have had my mind controls more times than I can ever count I'm wired for this sort of dang Oliver. I caught this. I'm watched our Plus if I'm about to gain a ton of water weight because of your bastard child in me Activating link. Yeah, activating link she then goes inside the mind of earth to Chloe And you just hear kind of echoes a little bit as it starts to become a real em uh like reality story She's like Chloe Chloe Chloe Chloe Chloe What and you see lowest running toward earth to Chloe because she's obviously living as her life And then she says get to your ship and then all of a sudden Lowest gets absolutely fucking vaporized by like the fucking hammer of dawn and gears of war Oh my god, lowest I never met no

1:52:26Dude and that's the end bro. That's that's the end of the first six chapters of haunted and yeah, so All right, so I'm gonna just say this what I absolutely hated with that part Joseph is that another fucking robot? Dude, I don't know what that was. I mean it looks like a ship for sure, but I don't know earth to brainiac maybe it's earth to brainiac you can tell what the ship is a face right or maybe There's earth to apocalypse and that in that reality They want is a robot another fucking robot. Well the ship the planet would be kind of like a robot. Let's do this Let's not do a robot You don't like kajus bro That would be sweet. Okay, if we're doing now Gundam type things All right, and plus that movie ended with the Japanese of hers like come on with the sword Like that movie ended with the Japanese line That's how you know it was made for anime people, which is why Giamma Deltoro has my heart forever

1:53:29So but yeah, that's how we ended six chapters. We may potentially have a robot Don't know we're gonna go to a side story next week called effigy and we're talking martian stuff with Batman Bring him back to black man Black man. Yeah, Detective John Jones Detective John Jones So yeah, like I said first six chapters of haunted pretty fucking good. This actually might be my my favorite one so far The black man and a Mexican next issue dude dude. I don't know if he's Mexican. Yeah, but he's like all over the place I use my skin in our world Okay, cool and uh, yeah, so tune your idiots. We done it again dude before you go on. I do want to say this Issue 10 was more than halfway across season 11 as far as since season 11 was one through 19 besides the other storylines This was issue 10 oh Gotcha, and then there's other obviously like yeah, okay. I see what you mean Hmm. Yeah They're crazy already right now. It's pretty crazy. We're powering through I dude powering through it. I like it

1:54:34I like it a lot. Yeah, dude. This has been fun. Like I said, I think this this has been my favorite one so far At least with a really good start. I think it has a really good start I'm just hoping the last six are uh live up to the hype and I really think barge just kind of saving the day at this point like Clark has been good Mostly solid with lowest, but the addition of Bart and all this shit has been just so good And then we got the brain and malla and fucking red tornado like what is all this shit? Did you get a j-garic? Are we gonna meet j-garic? Like this is gonna be sick And to your point the first story it started out the first being really good with Hank And then it kind of faded once it became a robot second story with Batman started out a little bit So we were trying to get used to him, but then we got to a robot Well, it was really good, and then we got to another robot now we're on first half of this story line And it's been really good, but Be it potentially a robot it's in another robot, but or two robot With this so I do like that we have a flash feeling. I just what do we care about or two and Chloe's crap

1:55:40Because Chloe has feelings. She's pregnant and emotional Yeah, but she doesn't care about the baby Yeah, really clear all of her hair. She doesn't I don't know all of her is kind of going with the flow at this point. Where's the tanner bro get her back in here She does come back in a side story only with constant team Hmm Yep, you get her only in a single issue story line because I'm pretty sure as this storyline keeps going we have Wonder Woman Well shit Tell you okay, you're right. I'm sorry dude All right, man, but do we did it man early night man? We did it and then you're about to Dude you're gonna be in Vegas, bro. So jealous, bro. You're gonna have so much fun And then it's back to reality on Tuesday, dude Never coming home Yeah, dude, so you just let me know and you want to record next week, man. All right, I'm busy

1:56:40Cool, I want to do war Yeah, we gotta do I'm gonna I will while you're gone I will try to figure that out and plan it up. Wait Why don't we do both Cheers to my thing hear me out hear me out The side story is only one issue Right, but that that war is like literally well It's now and a half But dude, dude, that's gonna be a long-ass fucking episode Not not when we get towards the end We'll most likely be able to do war once we're fully done with effigy and haunted You know what means why I'm just gonna man. It's just for assembly of like once we get like the last 30 minutes of war You and I really I feel like are gonna be talking a lot first hour You and I are gonna be talking look Taylor. I get it. You want to watch me. No, you don't you just I don't get it Bucky get it, dude. I think you I think I get it will most likely be able to watch it after haunted, okay? Okay, then we should do Batman Nightfall I'd be done for that, but then we have to we have to have all three parts

1:57:41It's really good. We have to have all three parts It's really good. Okay, dude. You're pissing me off. You're really pissing me off. See we're on the same page I hope your kids wake up, dude. All right. I'm stuck in the laundry room. Fuck me dude. Hey, man Two nerdy idiots somebody save me podcasts. You heard it here first. You heard it here first Oh, yes, I come again to somebody save me podcasts. We are here next week for FIG You're so many accents going on. We have done pretty well with the voices. We're eventually gonna screw this up Dude, we're so good man. We're such experts at this point. No one can top us. It is crazy We're just like the host of reading rainbow after getting out of prison. Oh, yeah, dude So we're out of here. Y'all have fun make sure to read up on your comics. We'll be back next week After Taylor gets back from Vegas. Whoo nobody's listening Okay Good night, dude. See you later. Yeah, I'm out. Have fun. Be safe. Yeah, love you