#11.4 - Detective, Pt. III & IV

0:00to Mexican Batman. I don't know about you, but I mean, I feel like Batman was better in these next six chapters. I actually really like this. Yeah, especially like the first part with him and Superman. I'm like, yeah, this is what I'm talking about now. There's only two things, like two real panels that I did not like. And don't worry, just none of all my blonde idiots. That is easily just wow, wow. Why are they total duck shit? I can't believe there's such a primary focus in areas of the book where it really, legitimately makes me mad. This is out, no, honestly, though, this is why they weren't small though. So this makes sense. But why do I care about them? As if they are low as in Clark. That's what I'm confused by. I just, they're trying to make it as if we're watching these two couples and their lives. This is what we want. I don't want to see them as much as I'm seeing them.

1:01You know what I love seeing is how well they drew Lois's ass because it was not like that in the show. Shout out to Eric, I love you, but no, yeah. It's so they don't have to pay the actor saying that we used you. It's all the same. Even though I don't know how you don't like pay Michael Rose Bob because you can try whatever you want with Lacks, but he looks like Michael Rose and Bob. A lot of the panels. He looks exactly like him. Yeah, Clark, you do it. I think there are points though where he kind of doesn't sound like Michael Rose and Bob's legs. Yeah, that's true. Oh, the other exciting thing about tonight, it's a Christmas comment. Hmm, because it was released February. But technically, I think, when they do February or the direct sales thing on the barcode, they usually mean it's two months prior, a moment's positive. Gotcha. That's right. Yeah. And we got a glimpse of Mr. Frieso makes sense. It's snow dead, dude.

2:02Yeah, that's, I'm going to nitpick. I'm going to nitpick. That team up is fucking weird still. Yeah. Yeah. And we mentioned something with Mr. Fries that I absolutely love about his character. And then we got to just like throw it to the side because the other villain, prankster, trickster. Prankster. I don't, either way, I just wanted to say that just because I hate him. Like, I don't care. He sucks. Like, he sucks. And also, what happens to Superman? I mean, it goes back to what I told you just, it's been there, done that. And at that point, I blamed Clark. I forgot to mention last episode is how like, Tess has been using legs while he's sleepwalking. And of course, the first thing she's doing is emailing Oliver because she wants to bang him. And she's trying to get legs to bang him. We can't, we're not going to spoil it. You see, oh, also. Ready, ready.

3:02Go, ready, way. With the whole what we find out what Tess was doing with Oliver and the emails is totally retarded. I am blown away by how dumb it ends up being. It's the definition of this is dumb. Hey, man, you know, Tess is just trying to pull one over you. You know, you'll never see it coming. The worst part about it because I'm still not on your spot. The worst part about it was the last panel of the last book I'm almost positive is Tess and Lex's body at the computer typing smiling as if she's sending like a more scode type of message that just needs to be solved. I'm not going to spoil anything, but that's not what was going on. That was a booty pick. She was just smiling. It was what we're getting. What were you happy about?

4:04You're just doing this like a prank. Is this your own prankster? I think we could do things a lot different. Crazy thing is these comics are exactly the riders. It's crazy. We got a riders problem again. The ideas are weird. The things they decide to leave in and the things they decide to change, the team ropes they decide to do. Think about with prankster and Mr. Freeze. We talked about last issue. Who came up with each of y'all's favorite? Yeah, it's like what if? What if? Hear me out. Hear me out, guys. It's a little crazy. You know how Victor Freeze is Mr. Freeze? Well what if he teamed up with some nobody named the prankster? Oh, that's cool. He's going to team up with killer Frost, right? No, the prankster. No, we need a superman villain.

5:05Oh, okay, live wire? Yeah, prankster. Prankster's like better than anyone you're going to name to be honest. I mean, we could have even done Mixle Pick. We've could have done anyone else for anyone. But I really say we're doing a superman though in a Batman villain. I realize that's what they were trying to do. I just don't know why we pick this one. And if we are going to pick this one, you know what you do. And this is why it also frustrates me. And maybe they just did it for Christmas ass pool. You would use scarecrow in prankster. Yeah, or what you can do here is break Toyman. I'd rather have Toyman, I think, at this point. No. No, no, you don't want to. Yeah, the fact that he was even in this is absolutely great. I think that's why they even try to get pranksters because they try to make Toyman relevant. Is there, they only have one idea? And it's called somebody eats toys at all times. Yes. The fact that this is their only game, hey guys,

6:08I have another villain for you. What if he's exactly like Toyman? What if he looks up to Toyman? He's not even as good as Toyman. He just looks up to him. I mean, think about it. Toyman was the leader of Solomon Grundy. He was the leader of Black Manor. Oh, Black Manor. Black Manor. But Black Manor. Mm-hmm. And we're sitting here going, you know what? The other villains look up to him too. That's right. Who's favorite fucking character? Is this fat piece of shit? Let's bring in a skinny guy who had to stop eating toys. Yeah, so. That's why Toyman hates him because he doesn't eat toys. You know, you gave up the role. You're supposed to commit Oswald. You're supposed to commit. How do you think you be this silly, huh? And this evil, you eat toys. I don't know why.

7:10Look, look, look, we'll get into it because we got six chapters to go through when a finish off detective today. But just remember, it's somebody. It's the somebody save me podcast. Dude, last week's episode is so funny because there was like one part where I think I just told you like, okay, shut up, dude, move on, blah, blah. And you're like, what? Okay, reading rainbow. And then just we move on. Like we did that two times, I think. It's like, yeah, reading rainbow, whatever. Um, that's, it's the theme. We have a theme. It's the point of this. Well, so this reading, these were some long books. This first one I just really like the chasing. Chasing is good. It's really good because I even like envisioned it as this show and I'd be like, this would fuck so hard even in TV show. They even ripped something from wanted, dude. I don't know if you caught that.

8:10Who curved the bullet? Oh, prankster. I see. Well, that too, but we'll get into it. We'll get into it. What? Yeah, shoot it around the pig or around Angelina Jolie, whichever one you want. I don't know. Shoot around Mr. Freeze's ass because that's my partner. Yeah, so somebody's saving podcast is back. Gonna finish off detective. No shout outs, really. No, haven't gotten any comments just because we, yeah, we didn't have an episode last week. We need everyone gave up on it. I don't know. No, no. Once we got to the comments, everybody is out. The problem is, you know what? It's not even a complaint for me. If you're skipping out of the comments, you're missing out. Obviously, kind of, because this is some quality. There's some quality stuff here. They might already tell me this is fucking small, though. This is exactly how they would do it. Mm-hmm. It is. It's just they didn't have all the rights and all the shit, but hey, we'll take what we can get. All right. Sure.

9:11Season 11. You know why we say it's also like small, though? It's because it could be better. There's a lot of things that could be better in these fucking comics, okay? Character, story, two blunts that don't need to be in. Oh, right. No toy men. Oh, and the blonde idiots, you're exactly right. There's so many things we could change. Just give me all of her. I'll just have him. I just give me him. You could do this scene with Chloe and I'd be okay with it. You could do like a scene of comic and I'd be fine with it. Put her in a wheelchair and I might be more accepting. Okay. We're Oracle. We got something good because that's not Barbara. Yeah. No, we need a Barbara. Yeah. I think Chloe definitely has that attitude right now, but she needs to get humbled and put in a wheelchair real quick. I agree. Put her in a wheelchair, but also Barbara's kind of hot, right? In these issues, compared to last one. We can get to that. Maybe that'll be the poll for this episode. Totally retarded. Did Barbara get hotter?

10:11Yeah. On the contrary, fucking Victor Freese comes out and answers the poll for us. She's quite cold. But not her pussy. Yep. And that's our cue to go ahead and start. Oh. Yeah. Yep. The We are reading made of God we are reading made of God we are reading made of God we are reading made of God.

11:12Yeah, so two nerdy idiots gonna go ahead and start we got chapter seven locked and loaded ready to go. Oh wait, we're going when it says before we go. Sorry to silver but can't believe so I was reading and Oliver comes up and it's like daddy He really read and he grabs the fucking book and just like crumbles the whole cover And then you hit him right no actually I didn't because it's like what I told you you're right I'm gonna be my forever thing so you can do whatever you want or you're gonna push it you push into the ground No, no, I'm gonna have them watch the series and I'm gonna have them read the books. Oh You're like for some like keep his eyes open. Yeah, if you don't read them You can't Nice, that's a good compromise. Yeah, dude you can start and Then he then he actually starves because he hates to show that much or I turn him in a toy man He starts eating his home toys. Oh You're not an expensive lifestyle dude. Oh my son's gonna be wins low

12:15So speaking of that fat piece of shit, oh you're listening. I love you Yeah, if he's listening what like for like 10 years from now Dude I'm crazy with that piece gonna listen in 20 years from now Yeah, I'll be crazy. He's gonna be like my dad's such a fucking piece of shit But speaking of pieces of shit fat at fat strikers island wins low shot toy man All right, he's in one giant cell by himself and I already know Taylor You're gonna be toy man and I'm not excited to hear this voice, but it is only right that you get oh Yeah, I know I know I get certain people and I was not excited just let you know I did want to say this his room is bigger though. Didn't you just have a little box last time? We're I think the camera was making it seem small, but this seems like the exact room he was in oh Oh, I see what you're saying Yeah, cuz they only have the camera view and it was just like they moved him to a new facility So yes, the same cell just lifted the box. Yeah, cuz it well, he's in like solitary so he's by himself completely

13:20He was by himself in the dark last time except they gave him a cell phone Yeah, that's right. Well, yeah, this is a new facility because it's not a cage cell. This is like a plastic one or glass whatever All right, gotta be careful with plastic around this guy who eat it It's true. I'm surprised he hasn't eaten his pillow or a toy later. Whatever Right right right All right Serious time we're chapter three This is issue number seven Ignore what Joseph said that's right It's been so very long hasn't it Since we've had anyone to play with Don't get your hopes up shot. I'm here on business. I Would expect nothing less Miss Lane did you bring me food? Yeah Considering all the fun we had last

14:23Timely spoke Yeah, I'm disgusting. He looks so gross sounds so gross and lowest looks damn good right now What do you know about this man? She puts up Oswald, Luminous's ID on the Window That was another life. I only experimented a little bit You aren't dead yet or gay, right? Listen, I don't want to talk about him Theatrix and self-loathing aside, what do you know about Oswald, Luminous? He's nothing more than a cheater an imitator a Charmate No good What did the meters run in Winslow to put it bluntly? I hate him Oh, I guess I should tell you about our backstory

15:27We were in the trenches and all of her queens company Before I started moonlighting Luther And eating Little old legs Hasn't asked about me right? And the pantheon of things his majesty doesn't remember I think you rank pretty low on Lex's memory list Pity Quite the boon for you and your bow however I didn't come here to dance this dance again shot. I wasn't asking you show me the blur correction Superman and I have an arrangement Clark was very convincing when last we spoke It would be unfair of me to cheat at my own game What is it That's what's a really ram of that's what sets warm as in me apart. You see he's a pussy

16:38Has no sense of game ship He's always been a cheater he cheats on you if you're with him a Bit of a prankster if you will He's been trying to visit you, you know, I don't want to see him or Maybe he just wanted to rub your nose and the fact that he's standing on your shoulders now I've rubbed my nose in a lot of his places, but do tell Luma has been using Lex core control chips inside of weapons designed to take out many humans and heroes alike He isn't around to play without me Perhaps you haven't noticed one slow, but you're in jail. Okay. Where can we find him? Oh, miss Lane I think you've got your priorities a bit out of order. How do you mean? Do you have a snack if Luma says truly copycatting me

17:40Then he's also likely aware of your boyfriend's weakness Yeah, and then look at Loas is fat butt right? That's cheek. I mean that is a cheek wrong cheek. We got going on there Mm-hmm. So as Winslow is basically hinting at how he used media rocks Kryptonite in his inventions There's a lot of places you can stick media rocks ring there Yep, and next thing is Fucking gunshots being fired bullets and the assumption is of course. Oh, shit Maybe the bullets are fucking LASER kryptonite, but we're back with prankster and frees with Batman Superman at Joe Chills safe house place So pranks are shoot some bullets they dodge out the way get Joe chill out the way Batman throws some fucking mini bombs or something

18:47Causes like an explosion, but also smoke and And all right, um, do you want you want my Batman? Yeah, you're Batman. Okay You really are faster than a bullet aren't you Used to be faster before I could fly I spocked one of yours Batman Victor frees from the looks of the heart What what I just fucking hate it back. Come on. I'm sorry. What Superman. He's supposed to say Cornish shit like that ice box I mean what he doesn't know what to call him. Yeah, he should have just put the ink under his eyes and say call me Becky What brother little giants? Fucking please tell me you know that I don't Oh All right, it's all gonna have to do this mate Rick Moranis the coach and it has a daughter Her his daughter is a complete badass when it comes to football. They call her ice box at the end

19:53The boy that she has a crush on says ice box. Here's my helmet go into the game She then puts the ink or the shoe polish under her eyes and she says call me Becky Wow, that's that's something man You really I'm sorry. It's such a good scene. By the way, you should watch little giants. I mean I haven't seen that Probably the very first time that I wash it which was I mean at least 12 years. Yeah, well clearly you grew up with it like that. I didn't Listen call me Becky call me Victor frees from the looks of the hardware he was carrying Luma must have given him an upgrade He's demented but never a gun for higher Luma is just a designer of weapons. Why would he get his hands dirty with a hit? Perhaps I can shed some light on this situation

20:56My services were deemed no longer necessary So I'd like to prove to inter-gain why prankster is a worthwhile investment Huh Killing a rat a bat and Superman should make quite the impression on the boys upstairs Get chilled a safety Batman you can't handle any of these villains. I'm the man here. Oh Handle these two. This was actually one of the problems I had with this Batman. I Any one of your powers too Mr. Fries Luma's I recommend you both stand down. I don't want anyone to get hurt now. You just call him Mr. Fries Yeah, I think or that's what Clark would say Damn it Taylor Funny I do

21:58Vicks vicks just here for the cold hard cash Your puns grow tire or some luma's not to me So freeze is Superman He immediately breaks it because he has fucking heat vision. They really think that's gonna this fucking work then pranks for those my turn Pulls out his gun perhaps Perhaps you gentlemen didn't understand what I said before about no one can touch this Wait no one can hurt me Yeah So as they're going towards Clark the bullets then literally shoot right and start basically like they're homing bullets So as Superman realize that he claps his hands knocks prankster and mr. Freeze out of the wall So they're incapacitated now the bullets are going towards Batman and Joe chill

23:03down They go outside of the building Turn around and come back to the building to track down Joe chill and Batman Then we have no Time to worry about that we're being hunted And then so yeah, we get a whole panel basically just bullets keep homing down on them don't ask questions clip this to your belt Yeah, bullet missiles The fuck they're so weird this would not work It's like they're like going through fucking solid concrete and coming back and Wouldn't work no But he clips his belt thing to Joe chill and he tells them hold on and then they get shot He gets shot up because it's on his belt buckle the bullets go past him then go towards Batman

24:04Batman then lifts his cape up and I guess that's what make someone explode his cape is fucking indestructible It would seem we are outmatched That's why she leave Superman to me My dear Superman now I understand why joy man had such a good time doing with you It's all a game to win slow. He was having too much fun up and kill you. I don't much care for fun Yeah, his diet got ahead of him I don't much care for fun or toys to eat So he shoots the gun. It's glowing green Clark doesn't fucking realize that Yeah, as he he visions them the casing. I guess they were lead actually that makes sense. They were probably lead casing So lead casing he's he eats it off as they're coming to him But then they're green so he notices too late he then says

25:07Yes Yes, yeah, Bullets get near him his skin starts to react Yep, he probably got fucking clapped bro bottom bullets and then now we have Batman I can't see a thing You're named paid somehow makes this moment less exquisite Goodbye Batman Yep, so mr. Freeze then freeze is Batman and there you have it. That's first chapter dude. Sorry Chapter seven issue seven what he says there might be a momentary discomfort nice brought that back It's you always fucking bring that back. Whoa chill out. Do chill out dude Next chapter Next chapter now we go to The best people in this fucking series dude, but first it's actually gonna be Lex right Lex corp

26:09He's in a nice little purple outfit with a robe on So what you're telling me is that I touched your face I Sincerely hope it was a slap Otis Also, mr. Queen is on the line. Oh Lord This isn't what the kids call a booty call now is it If it is dude, then we both have a severe misunderstanding of popular culture stop hitting on me dude Small talks good keep them on the line. I Haven't been able to get clock up on comms for the last hour. I'm anxious We're now all over in Chloe all over called Lex. Can I? What plan is this this is all over in Chloe trying to hack legs or figure out if Clark is with legs? Well, would Lex even answer this call no It'd be like Oliver no put it go away

27:10Yeah, and even like the whole booty call thing. I was like are you trying to tell a joke to him? Are you flirting? See that's something I don't know see. I don't think that's what Lex would say, you know Michael Rosenbaum's looks that be Yeah, but we don't know Michael Rosenbaum's legs would have done if his mind was this white It's true. Remember we thought he should be like totally retard. Yeah, and only asked for ice cream So I Just hack Lex's side of what okay Hello I can't break the encryption on this satellite Oliver when you just do it I can use the Bluetooth on his phone all right. I'm just gonna need you to do your thing all right But hey, baby shut up and let me do my thing, okay? Okay boss, okay, yeah Lex. I'm still here, bro Call to accuse me of more alleged conspiracy

28:11Actually, yeah, I was got I got another one of your charming coated emails about an hour ago I can't tell what you're trying to do, but it seems a lot You hate not me you hit on me dude My assistant and I were just discussing the fact that I've apparently been sleepwalking Maybe my subconscious is trying to tell me something I got it baby Chloe throws her fist in the air Yeah, it seems more like your subconscious is trying to tell me something Oh my god Good night, Mr. Queen Go home Otis it would seem my sister and I need to have a little talk Okay After the Lex is losing his mind scene with his sister Tessie, man They just want a bank we're now at the blonde idiots This is odd What's the matter, babe? You're wearing your dun dun dun face time index says Clark hasn't moved in the last 20 minutes

29:14So unless he's taking a nap in the middle of the slums Superman's down go find him idiot So then then we go to Joe chill safe house now sorry or near it because we're outside and we got a cop talking a cop right Miss Lane I don't care who you work for you like it inside of this fucker Just guys seems black I think you need to do your black voice This guy is not black. He has the same skin tone as lowest Nah, he's darker. Are you fucking kidding me? There's no way Let's cut the crap Feldman. I know this is where you're supposed to be keeping a key witness safe Oh comment Is anyone hurt? All right listen all right the blockade here look waiting for concentrating time. Is that what is that what you fucking think?

30:18I have it on immensely good authority that Superman is inside we haven't even gotten inside yet Is anyone in her all right look if what we found outside is any indication We're afraid there's blood everywhere Inside inside of course Batman this is night wing do you copy I repeat do you fucking copy So inside the safe house there's frozen people looks like cops Tangled up just frozen people and then some others tangled up in bows so prankster shit Batman is frozen Batman is frozen And now we have prankster and freeze basically talking outside of Batman's little popsicle thing and Prankster's like You froze him good Vicki How long have to await should Batman survive the cold how long have to feel the icy sting of failure?

31:20I suggest we leave after you snowflake And then Batman heats up From his suit and breaks the ice so they see that No, man. They they they've speeded out of there, dude Which one of them can speed They ice skate it out And then so Batman comes out Prankster just have his eyes fixed on what's going on Okay, to be honest with you if he did shit like that I'd be a fan Like he has prankster ice skates, dude How did we just make the character better in five seconds? It's all you had to have a panel up Yeah, and of course freeze doesn't need ice skates. It shit's naturally gonna glide on ice so correct And you just believe that right of course prankster having ice skates are genius fucking genius So Batman gets out of it doesn't have his Batman voice on he goes Jill

32:21So then next scene is him getting back into character as Batman back into the Batman And then he shoots up the stairs to obviously chase down The people but also get Joe chill. He doesn't have Joe chill on him. So He goes up there and he's like No No Is this a frozen body or did they chop off his head? No, this is the frozen yeah, it's a frozen body of Joe But did they just chop off his head? I thought they just pushed him over and his head is off Oh, gotcha gotcha gotcha and so what Batman does Is we damn it Joe? I he starts smashing the entire body Yeah, do you just start smashing the body because he's getting flashbacks. I've seen his younger Joe self as a kid and He's just mad because all that trauma all that vengeance he wanted

33:24Is dead and gone and so he smashes the ice. I think there might be some necrophilia going on. I'm not sure But he takes the head And then yeah, he goes no No, he goes No, he said no Batman voice first and then he says no So Yeah, um, Batman's hardbroken that joe chill is dead for whatever reason so We go to the panic room now, which is where Batman is Superman originally were with this weird duo And we see that Superman Clark is down because he got shot with kryptonite bullets But we do see though is that he does have the crest as lead armor So three bullets were blocked, but two other ones Two other ones were underneath and got into his flesh It is cool Because it just makes me think about season three episode

34:26With Ku Klux van And when he shot him in the hallway And Clark had the lead armor to absorb the bullets Man, you remember that? You mean I remember the real hero of smallville but one that villains inspired to be The one that was honored by sheriff Adams herself I Specifically remember van the real hero dude, I really like van Okay, and I think they should have brought him back. You know what they should have done. They should have been in dead shot What that's what you fucking do in smallville. That's what you should have done You didn't like the country boys dead shot dude. Come on come on. We be serious When you look at van magnulte's page on like smallville wiki his alias is ku Klux van Yes So yeah season three man, what did they had a team up with him and McNally and he's riding McNally underground

35:32He's wh- he's riding him. It's a worm. He's riding the worm. No, nope you lost me uh McNulty shout out you man extinction. We love you But yeah, so now we have Batman coming up on the Superman damn it Batman and nightwing Batman I'm in trying to bring you up on comms for Superman's down shut up Bullets to the chest chest and abdomen Led shielding in his insignia kept any from hitting his heart. He's in bad shape Lost a lot of blood Well, he's x-raying his body by the way You need to get the hell out of there. Ben's are moving in on your position. I can't just leave him here idiot Um star witness dead cities hero dying doesn't look very good for the uber violent vigilante from the wrong side of the tracks

36:32I didn't do this they have an ambulance on site Those slugs managed to penetrate his skin. I can't risk anyone pulling them out and funding it. Why Air covers just too thick Oh you get the hover back going No Send the car Watch towered a green arrow Guffer Feds won't let low as sin Tell her backup is on the way Fuck you've got to be kidding me. We got helicopters chasing Got helicopters chasing Oliver then we have like SWAT teams Breaching into the panic room with Batman is Superman at the same time Clear clear clear Clown hold on Superman Yo, hey man. He's the agent fell man Yeah, keep going oh

37:36Oh, it's just still me. No, it's you What are you talking about wait? I gotta do both these are you gotta do the phone then who's on the other line? Oh It's bat. It's night wing Agent Feldman I'm in the middle of an operation here. Who the fuck is this? How did you get this number? That isn't important sweetie I highly recommend you and your men clear a path for an incoming emergency vehicle We have already have so many emergency vehicles down here. We talking about this is a different type of emergency sweetheart Loose is like holy shit Batmobile is here And it's skirt skirts in dude skirt skirts in him just breaches through the whole building Comes to Batman Knox basically knocks over the SWAT team people that were just in there

38:38He's like, bam, we'll be stop Stop it And then he's carrying Superman to the vehicle all the cops are telling him to stop But he's like making jokes to Clark as he's gonna conscious. He's like you're lighter when you're unconscious And then he air Ice I think Superman's wounded. What do you mean wounded? I Think the Batman's got him Like hell he does so then lowest the size of the chest Justed steel a fucking cop bike Listen, I really like Lois. This is a little crazy Hey man, she's a gentleman's daughter. I guess she can get amnesty or something for it It's like she was doing like the motorcycle like doing a spin before she left the place. Yeah, she was doing like hot rod donuts Biker boys all I mean is I thought this was a little crazy

39:41No, it is um And so that's basically the end of the issue because Lois then goes after and chases down the bat mobile So yeah next issue is we continue with that no next chapter we're still not on the next issue so Yes, dude sorry next chapter nine fuck you dude. Yeah, do you corrected me? I correct you because that's what reading rainbows all about I can't do Okay Uh at the end of a very long shift You have a good night miss say to you Johnny Are you gonna make your home okay? I always do Yeah, this is a bus driver and a tropless It's just some dude with a mustache saying bye to one of their the right the writers see the thing is about this guy

40:41He should not he should not have this job Because it seems like he has narcolepsy and Seems a reoccurring issue. Yeah, because he did not even get one block He got into the middle of an intersection. He's like oh He says Yeah, and then some random vans like holy shit. He's running the light and he fell asleep at the wheel And the thing is is that thank God there is no one in this bus Because Batman decides to just ram through it And then the bus driver wakes up and is like This is the most Batman thing though. Hey, you got to sacrifice some in order to save millions. Well, there's no one on that bus dude Yeah, I know, but he didn't know that no he did he has scanners. Oh Do they show that? No, but I mean it's assumed but this Batman may be different. We've seen a lot of different things from this Batman Oh, it's a Zack Snyder Batman. He kills people. I think he wouldn't care

41:45Like this bus driver. I mean this bus driver sure so it doesn't care should be fired Breaking news a potentially deadly police chase currently in progress God those bad men on the run from federal officials vigil any Batman wanted in connection to the death of federal witness this morning Metropolis's own Superman allegedly wounded during an altercation with the off rumored dark night himself Chloe oh wait no you go yeah Chloe what the hell Listen, I'm working as fast as I can low is shut the fuck up Working faster fucker It's everything I can do to keep rerouting traffic so this pursuit doesn't get anyone killed And you're doing a great job sweetie Yeah, that's right. It's me Oliver Quint green arrow. How's our boy, Lois and Oliver decided to do a wheelie in front of Lois

42:48Is fucking bleeding out Oliver I'm sorry Man dress like I'm bad is now heavy him. I don't know what they're doing That sounds pretty sweet. That sounds pretty sweet. That's cool. That's cool. That's what's up. That's good. That's good By the way fun. I would just run him off fucking bro. I'm my elbow him As we're on the bikes I mean it's really what he's done. He literally came in popping a wheelie bro. He pissed me off already Lois already caught him. What is he been doing? Oliver hasn't been doing anything he literally said yeah, I'm on it. I'm gonna chase him down He's just been on his bike this whole time. He hasn't done anything This guy dude what are him and Chloe? Chloe is doing more at this point and she's not even the hero That is true. She's like Seth Green in the Italian job right now Yeah, sure we need all greens

43:50Yes, mm-hmm miss me I brought this You're Superman What a jubing brought some arrows god damn it Oliver Chloe. What the hell is Batman taking Clark Your ass came me like I know Okay, good You aren't dead yet. So Superman starts to kind of make noises as they're he's a passenger of Batman's crazy car chase right now Um back man He isn't dead yet net wing so stop fucking asking me. I know it's just This is really stressful. Is it stay with me Superman Clark My name is Clark Nice to meet you man. How do I fix you Clark tell me who to go

44:52So I did like this moment that Superman is like barely unconscious and you just happens to be like Clark man my name's Clark I love you. Yeah, but I just wish that it was a Batman response. I already knew that That's true man. That's one of the best moments in Justice League War Maybe that's the movie we watch man. Justice League War is good. Just see war is really good when they're fighting It's the first time and it's not intense and but it gets him to stop because he's about to whoop all of the Dude, Superman's whooping Batman's ass and finally he's about to confront him like head on and Batman's like see He bruises, but you don't kill right Clark And just and immediately stops x-rays him. He's like two-shay Bruce Wayne. I'm like bro That is amazing dude. Yeah, and then green lantern in the back who the hell is Bruce Wayne Dude maybe that's the one bro. I'm so in for Justice League War. I haven't seen that movie in a long time

45:56We got to do an anime movie for sure. I'm down with that one. I think that's runner up because that's probably one of the best Justice League movies for sure It like I'm my only complaint with it is that it is too short They just speed up kind of the end a little bit where I wish it was just more drawn out with only them doing their bullshit Like whenever it's just then like with green lantern and Batman meeting and being underground in the sewer And he's like wait, you're not just a normal guy in a batsuit right? In these smiles at him You know what we're just got to rewatch it. I think we have to rewatch at this point. Yeah I'm here All right, you're night wing dude. Wait. No, this is a no no, hold on. This is me don't want this to me Okay, well, it's this is watch tower went on a party line that I made because guess what with who the fuck No, sorry

46:57Shut up Listen you're Superman your four green glowing bullets are in his fucking chest and now Batman is pulling them out Don't worry night wing on it Not in the Batman Miss Lang says he needs yellow sunlight Pull out the kryptonite and then expose into the sunlight. Yes, you're welcome Perhaps you haven't noticed I've got my hands full Huh, and so Batman's doing his car pulling out bullets while trying to drive at the same time He has a blockade of policemen Have you ever seen this in Furious and then he says get out of my way get out of my way They're like John nobody move. He's like fun So then this is that wanted moment what I was talking about whether

48:00And she does like her car. Yeah flips it over the in order because the guy still had the sundry open even though he has an armored car Right exactly And they land on the bus Right wait Why don't you tell him what fat guy are that easy not a fat guy No, Angelina Jolie is driving James McAvoy and she does the flip over the cops See for say yeah, I thought it was them going over though Belimo in order to be able to kill the guy that was in the back seat No, that was just him solo doing a mission. He's like I'm sorry and then shoot some Okay Yeah, but that is a different scene different scene, but it's like the same car flip right? Staying car flip. Yes Oh, yeah, I mean from Jolie did that twice and wanted So yeah, Batman then flips over his car doing some crazy axle bullshit with thrusters involved Goes over the police here here's the thing guys

49:02Uh, I may finally post on Twitter just because this is the best part of the book Like I really like this and it's hard for us to be able to describe this is where Right It's it's hard to be able to show it because we can't even do like fighting voices It's truly just him flipping the bitch Flip in the bitch dude, and it's so funny because lowest and all of her are both like what the hell And then the cops are like so that happened Multi-access stabilization in progress Yes Tumble complete I can recabulate the UV projectors in your armor from here But you gotta get those bullets out superman If I'm going to get those slugs out Someone's got to give me a little breathing room Batman dude, I could buy you some time check this shit out

50:04Who the fuck is this I Imping on target coming into Hey bra come on buggy for a sec. Well for you for guys all of us like lowest take my bike dude I'm about to shoot this fucking arrow check this out Batman Okay, but then he shoots it and then he shoots at the helicopter. He somehow like What does he do he He ziplines up. He's a lot of pretty much to the helicopter He attaches himself to the window of the helicopter says I did can I bug you? And then now we have night wing taking over the Batmobile controls Batman I've got the wheel Remote access granted Batman is now pulling out the slugs Lois is watching side by side on the bike Hold on Clark I've only ever pulled bullets out of myself Clark. I can't guarantee this won't suck balls

51:15Here goes nothing and so yeah he then gets all the slugs out shines the light yellow sunlight from his armor And then We see that they've got to their location Cops on the liner. We have lost the Batman repeat. We have lost the Batman They are then at the Leviathan ship One fire out all thanks to watch tower We aren't out of the woods yet watch tower it is imperative you tell the authorities that Victor Freeze and Oswald lumus were responsible for chills murder You bet Soon as I get a chance Let's Get my lawyer on the phone too, you know just for fun. Wait who is saying that? I think it's one of the guys they have oh that's uh that's all over Because I remember he's in police custody in the second dude. Let's get my lawyer on the phone too. You know just for fun man

52:22What did he do in the helicopter? I think he fucking crashed it dude. He had to have crashed it down Or he landed it Listen What And my business is on the here or are they like making him a dummy a little bit He is dumb Why can't we get him smarter? I don't know man, you know he's blonde at it He's the punchline. What what are we doing? So now we got a secret like underwater cave or something because it says parts unknown We see ice blocks we see lights and we see prankster and a nice tundra jacket The heroes who just witnessed are almost enough to warm our heart right now, Vic I find the news to be intolerable Mr. Freeze is here. He's in a robe no suit. That means it's coldest fuck down here

53:24Oh, I haven't been watching the news or anything The Batman is alive Superman is wounded the world might not know where they've gone to lick their wounds, but thanks to I mean devices in my bullets We do Ha ha ha ha ha So they now have an outline of the ship because they were tracking them with pranksters bullets That's the end of issue seven Right And we wait issue seven Yeah, this is actually so I'm on chapter 10 now This is the start of the Christmas issue Right This might as well be called lexmas part two, right? Uh, do you really want to call it? I don't I feel like that would have been an insult But it's kind of like um, so We're on the Christmas issue. This is issue number eight

54:28This is us completing our story. We're gonna do it in the snow We're gonna do it next to a fire. That's right everybody. We have Christmas time We're gonna just get cozy. We're gonna watch. We're gonna listen We're gonna want Santa to hold us We're gonna want to be one Kind of want to be tied okay anyways um Next morning Do you think it's a little early for this Mr. Lupin? It's never too early for entertainment notice I might have burned it a little Talking about popcorn This morning and only this morning you get a pass Now if you wouldn't mind giving us a few minutes Of course God dammit idiot He means well sugar Why do you do her voice like this

55:30I'm about to You know how test talks you know how test talks I can't I can't keep going I five have night wing and well again You know what you do you do this whole thing go ahead fine fine it'll be better trust me Test is here on the couch talking Alex and likes goes Legend tells that most of my former assistants left my employee under mysterious circumstances You had them killed mystery solved I'm sure I had my reasons It's a shame you couldn't get the typing thing figured out Fine motor skills aren't that easy to pull off when you're driving from the back seat If I didn't know you better. I'd say you were in a good mood You might be trapped in my head, but you certainly don't know everything about me sis And why shouldn't I be in a good mood

56:31Superman has been shot Somehow a very exciting development Every law enforcement agency in 50 miles is hunting the Batman who's either an accomplice or Superman's Oh, sorry who's either an accomplice of Superman's or an enemy All right hold on where you go on? We got to go back two panels here because this is what they way if y'all did not Listen to what Joseph just said With tests doing the typing at night with her taking over his body Lex says it's a shame you couldn't get the typing thing figured out So what Oliver believes maybe messages hidden messages that are happening which is what we thought that maybe she was trying to Tell Oliver something and he was too dumb to figure it out know everybody Test was honestly just typing random letters So she was doing nothing And Oliver was supposed to figure it out Yeah, well she couldn't she couldn't get typed out man, you know, I mean like she was smiling at the end of two

57:36She was just excited to get his fingers moving. What do you mean she was excited? I'm upstairs I'm a tea She was like in computer class Yeah, what are we doing what do you mean random letters she gave them nothing So I was looking up the known assistants and aides of Lex throughout small though he had one named Gina Lex's main personal assistant in season seven Pued in seven episodes help cover up Lionel's murder and was eventually killed by an agent of Edward Teague and then he had one Lex's aid Unnamed assistant who appeared in season four episode Lucy to handle ransom calls And then he had one in ageless A corporate aid appearing Yeah, an age list. That's all it says an off screen assistance

58:40That's so funny this fucking AI. I should is so wrong It says in the season seven episode detective Lex mentions that most of his former assistants left his employee and test tells him Yeah, you fucking killed them Was completely wrong AI fucking stupid, but yeah, he definitely had a lot of assistants man and none of them None of them were named to be Asian. Maybe they were named ones Yeah, they were dead unless you just had a tea guy Oh, maybe it was a tea so Lex goes so bountiful as his feast of recycled news delight that it almost makes me forget the urgency from which With which I need to find a solution to our living arrangement As you are the more inconvenient sibling aren't I You made me I'd feel bad if I could remember the moment probably Either way you won't be taught you won't be taking the wheel. I'm asleep anymore I'm simply trying to make the most of a truly awful situation Lex

59:44I can hardly think you'd blame me for trying to branch out Certainly not in fact. I can I commend you in tests from what I understand From our late father's philosophy we looters are incessual we are survivors. Oh, yeah What you've been doing is exactly what I try to do if our roles were reversed This was so hot if this would have been the show I would have been all about okay I want to know what he meant by this because then he goes that said if I ever saw the Bisse the panel describe that I am about to hold on that said if I ever saw the business end of Oliver queen or a meal Hamilton Heated my way. I'm fairly certain I'd have to forfeit my chance at a brighter tomorrow by throwing us out the window The panel shows that he's thinking about how tests hooked up with Oliver and then how she hooked up with the meal So when he's saying this is that mean that like she is actually doing what we were kind of joking about was that she's gonna take over his body and go fuck them

1:00:51So He has the memories of test fucking them right and that's what the panel was showing us The weird thing is It's he closed his eyes and then pictured it so vividly right that it's as if that's what he's using in the spank bank Now just about the question for you Would you use this in your spank bank Oliver yeah, no, this is your sister and no I'm not doing that you didn't grow up with her she was with greenie good Thanks for making it better for me is it making better it doesn't make it better if I said yes, but no I'm gonna say all right I want to see this is hot okay Really and we're moving on Good teen I wanted you to describe it at the beginning because I was so into it how would you not be right Dude are you kidding me you weren't in it you didn't get a lot No

1:01:56Anyway, don't give me any ideas Lex Try your best the games of foot now just know this beauty sleep is quite important To me I'll be getting all I need strap to my very comfortable bed inside of a room locked outside locked from the outside You'll be getting no further warnings garbled or otherwise Out to queen You have some connection to the big blue boy scout don't you You Even though it's still yours. I still have a heartless. I just hope he's okay So yeah, um, you think she he would have memories of tests and with Clark like just hanging out whatever All right, hey, no, no, that's not important. Oh, okay, um, let's go back to the last panel here Even though it's yours. I still have a heartless. Yes. I knew you're gonna mention some about now

1:02:56What does this signify what people may think is that yeah, but it's because she's in his body So it's not hard. I'm sorry, but I am interpreting this in a different way. This is my reading rainbow And how I would interpret this is they really wanted to do the hard thing I think they did but they really they really wanted to do it It's but I think that confirms that they wanted to do it Right Okay All right, I'm just making sure like yeah, they just weren't allowed to do it for the show somebody stepped in and said hey, you can't do that Yeah, probably or they just suck There's no way they put it out with them including in the comic like this. There's no way they put it out They did this is our idea Well, no, the studio gets involved like hey, we're not gonna put this out like you'll be fired like far for last episode. We're like no Hmm. Oh, no, man either way didn't happen. I'm pissed um when it was like I wanted to

1:04:00I guess They really wanted to they should have done it All right fine you're lowest I Risen shine cowboy Ronald Leviathan ship now Batman's layer Well, Lewis Where am I On Batman's really big boat he saved your life by the way Which means he got through to you then By the way the kryptonite bullets are literally in the water canister next to him Um, but yeah What's in a secret identity right I Know it was risky revealing myself This is the part where I cough loudly I'm sorry revealing us To an imposter Oh, but I kind of figured his out they give it more as a professional courtesy, Lewis Uh-huh, uh-huh, okay, you know what you don't have holes in your stomach anymore So I guess you're off the hook plus I'll have one hell of an article to write up for the late edition

1:05:04Wait you might want to hold off on that for a little bit You can't expect me to sit on a story this big small though Besides the whole world thinks you're dying if not dead and that the Batman had something to do with it What Lewis he's saying a hold up. You shut the fuck up Clark. Yeah shut up story if I went and bring the store you don't know anything Yeah, so is Lewis using Clark? All right, so back to the lovebirds Yep Which gives us an element of surprise when we head after freeze and loomis Because that went so well last time You want to know it really chaps my ass Not sure that's the right expression, but Lewis Show me Here I am sitting on the biggest story of the century again We're only a decade in the point is this mr. Omkaki since krypton

1:06:06I didn't kill me idiot Not only has got them Batman more than a myth. He's fucking Bruce Wayne I see you bred his business card Now as for red over here That's night wing only by night I Dude yeah, there's a problem because why they then make her hot They made her hot and they named they aged or two Yeah, I do keep going By day and off nights yours truly illustrious renaissance lady slash clerical wonder kind Bob record it That's me Presently has orange juice fresh squeezed like my tits It's good for blood sugar assuming you even have blood sugar show me your dick

1:07:12Uh, thank you Barbara He doesn't need wait Wars Bruce So we go to the armory of the boat we got Bruce Out of the costume. He's fucking welding shit and Superman Clark comes in Obviously no more shoes because it because it sucks right we know who's who So I'm sorry It's pissing me off because he looked really Mexican Last issue or what I agree And now he does in fact look more like a Bruce Wayne And so I don't know if I should still go with the Mexican accent Yeah, I think you should Again with the juice Oh Barbara's worried about your vitamin C intake

1:08:12She's worse than my butter Worst world problems am I right? I live on a phone Your hilarious Clark That generally isn't the first thing people say about me nombre who said it was the first thing I said About Luther and his satellite if you can't shed the tracking radiation from your body Then why not fly up you know intellect the orbit and pluck it from the sky He just sent up another one and then another one Fighting Lex isn't the right play I can't win all of my fights through fear and brute force plus he's my best friend They're those are the trade Clark they get the job done There's a room for hope and inspiration in our line of work too Lashy now from the shadows does anything but foster those in the people we're trying to protect

1:09:14Now you sound like bean chip Barbara Were you able to dig up what rock Freeze and lumus is under after they attack us No, bro, I'm working on it Freeze needs constant subzero temperature to survive Even though from the looks of it Lonesome great air freeze is soon He only wears it when he needs to You need a layer he can easily keep cold Hobbs river is a major shipping channel to the center of the country from the Mississippi you look like you've been to Mississippi We've got refrigerated facilities and spades It's a big list gordo We both know Lex is watching my position like a hawk right now Leviathan is registered to a black book company in the Caribbean

1:10:16Even if he finds you he can't trace it back to me Hear me out Watch tower managed to tap in eluther's feet earlier What if what if We took advantage of that and open the spectrum to read other types of radiation Besides the kind he doused me with what if we make an opusal Like the kind given off by concentrations of media rock Oh It stems to reason that lumus and freeze might be sharing a workspace, huh Ah there they are With your new knee calligraphy take into account Lesh you ding over your heart or not You won't ask five minutes of plays with damage kryptonite You won't fare much better freeze keeps the place close to 40 below

1:11:18You're a pussy So yeah, Bruce had been checking the computer tracking them down And he says you didn't just think I was here welding for my health. Did you? Okay, and this is what I mean by this is like fucking small bill like this is ridiculous. These are such shitty suits Dude he just made them do they look terrible he just made them look and superman suit he looks like tron Bemmins looks kind of going online. Yeah, Bemmins looks like badminton Uh, but yeah, we see the girls are why is superman Barba keep squeezing oranges her tits This is a metaphor and lows is literally like why do you keep doing that Evencially, I'll get better at what Lee ladies Check it out Batman and I are going to step out for a bit

1:12:22They think they're so badass in those suits Joseph question. This is the poll Are they bad ass in those suits That's a good poll So we go below metropolis assuming it's where freeze and pranks are where earlier and Yeah, I think Clark talks for us here What happened and keeping a low profile? I've got it covered So they're like in the sewers basically and he has his fucking water bat mobile thing And Jesus Christ yeah, let's get away from something really important and go to the dumb blonde idiots This is what we're talking about. This one of you why are we we're jumping to this Right. I'm you this guy. Wait, wait, are you all of me? I'm all of you I so You're not gonna tell us anything mr. Queen Oh, how many of you were refraised dude? I was not helping a criminal escape custody

1:13:24I was aiding another hero to get another hero medical attention Said hero and hero were ganged up on by a pair of villains who by the way like I said you guys should be pursuing instead of making me look Ugly under these lights right now. I'm fucking pretty dude I'm just gonna ignore everything he's just fucking said A key witness in a major operation to take down inner gang is dead And you think I want to hear anything your smart ass has to say Hey boys. Yeah, hey boss Representations here. She says neither the bad man nor the green air are your murderers That's right You need to get moving on bringing these men in a custody Oswald lumus and victor freeze Both have current ties to inner gang and let's not get into the fact that technically all that green arrow did was board your attack helicopter and said hi

1:14:27What he was aiding in a betting of vigilante in a tank who was resisting arrest and how much more damage Would he have done your helicopter had open fire on Batman's vehicle looks like You're wrong, you know what because I'm watch tower that's right Chloe Sullivan Oh That was so pointless dude even in the comics. She has to be the most important person What is this She's a fucking lawyer now Why I'm his wife. I don't think you really get out So let's actually go back to the important stuff and we're at the port where Leviathan is We got some humble folks just carrying boxes handling shit. Yeah, my back's killing me

1:15:32And guys dead random guys dead Uh, because some other dude took his like his key card so he decided to kill him snapy neck. Yeah, he's like it's just like lumus said man These will get us into the secure area Good Let's go pay Superman a visit Let's see some cleavage So it's funny because they're not even there. It's just the girls and they're just lowest is on the computer And barbos just doing fucking backflips Lot of cleavage Yeah, so they then get a check-in They check in with Oswald and Victor and Oswald's like prankster As we speak inner gang is swarming the bats boat side set on permanently denting the man of steel Those bullets of yours may be the only thing inner gang finds when they board go big or go all right

1:16:37Which is what I precisely plan to do lumus The money that I've made getting my hands dirty on this job will be more fun than the next round of This I actually do want to get right My hands dirty on this job will more than fun the next round of treatments for my deer Nora. I'm glad they stayed true to that me too, but I wish I would have more of that All part range men Hey, Vic question Remember how I put all those fancy upgrades and servos and whatnot in your suit Then you say that No, it doesn't matter. You could have just said Fuck That's true. Yeah about that you're an idiot What have you done? Welcome to puppet town Vicki and don't feel bad. This isn't really about you at all You see I'm not finished shit freeze you still have quite the road to play

1:17:41I'm about to show everyone what it really means to get pranked Totally retarded Hahaha He's a prank dude ha ha Yeah, so that's standard chapter 10, we're going to chapter 11 dude Seriously, I can't believe I bought another one Of course he bought another one. He always bought another one and I always will. He says it's going to be work a fortune man Word something to who? So we're at a Air Force base Nellis Air Force base 50 miles outside of Metropolis and we got like traffic controllers here at the tower Um then all of a sudden Alert alert stand clear alert tower control. What the hell is happening up there? No test search schedule we thought you lost right this I assure you sir if this is some kind of prank Wink It isn't funny. So yeah, it looks like those dolls or action figures that the guy was collecting

1:18:47Are in fact pranksters and he's hacking the Air Force base We go back to freezes hideout where would Batman and Superman Superman goes Looks like the happy couple had a spat am I right? Ha Luma says a bit below freeze pay grade anyway Wait, I've got a heartbeat coming from right over there there Uh wall gets broken down I see you boys when shopping So did I So yeah prankster isn't a big fucking robot suit Very great another robot. That's exactly what I thought too Sadly you'll get used to it If you're looking for my dear victor freeze, I'm afraid he stepped out Exoskeleton and gear under my control. There's nothing he could do to stop the power cells in his suit from overloaded

1:19:51Freeze is right above the city water purification plant if he goes cold nuclear Everything and everyone will within a mile will freeze to death Can you handle freeze in my sleep Not so fast you're all mine, Luma's Then let's level the plane field shall we He fucking opens up a fucking whole center of his chest So many guys that have kryptonite right there. Yeah, so what a deal My suit my ugly suit protects me and then now we Yeah, and then now we go to a part that made me a little hard. Okay, I'm at the Leviathan again And barba is still doing gymnastics doing some stretching yoga whatever she's doing and Jesus Is that camel too? It's it can I might be it might be

1:20:51Um Yo, what the hell kid lows is talking about room We've got incoming friends of yours I don't think they're even friends of each other they're a bunch of losers Which is sad when you think about it The boys have their hands full you ready for a fight No, let me put up my hair first. I'm ready for an ass kicking now. Oh look at that Yeah, even that looks better. It's it's weird. I don't know Yeah, you are it's just fucking just don't call her not wing dude Fucking stupid All right, so yeah, they get ready to do an ass kicking meanwhile we got freeze in the city Shooting at people yeah, it's actually it's why I also hate it's mommy and prank series controller Refreeze like freeze will kill this guy. I am not in control of my actions I have no quarrel with the people of the tropolis

1:21:52That's stop shooting at us You heard the latter dude Hold on you heard the land is dead Boom yeah Yeah boxing glove all of us here with a fucking boxing glove He's like I had two choices, bro Shout chill out or nail you with a boxing glove arrow so I mean Figure you got enough of the former in your day to day, but how often can the latter possibly happen While I appreciate your variety green arrow. I think you're totally retarded and I'm about to explode Come he's about to come um So yeah, there's like a whole explosion about to happen freezing is happening Understreet said all the liquid and shit the whole system is about to flash freeze Oliver's trying to get citizens out the way selling clear there you dog and then we go back to the bi thing where the girls are fighting

1:22:56What's your count Eight you Nine ten Good duck. I'm gonna pull your hair So they beat their all their asses funnily is like this hilarious you can hold your own Army brat, you know Hey you girls wants to blow oh No, he didn't We're kind of screwed right Never let him see you sweat or see your tits I'm see you be wet They're fighting more guys Keep our freezing in the city Clark is then crashing through the wall. Oh oh This mech was to be torment masterwork With which he would finally kill the blur who from the s on your chest. I can only assume it's still you

1:23:56You You still don't understand the man your copy counting do you And Clark starts kind of whooping his ass. I'm better than shot could ever possibly be So was this supposed to be what when test handed him a part of metallo This is what he means. Oh, maybe masterwork better version of metallo which I'm gonna go further because This suit bothers me so much So not only that would toy me you're trying to tell me that now we're copying what Lex made and this is the Lex Luthor suit that we're now giving a prankster Yeah, but like Explanates it's like a prototype of Lexa suit. Okay, so it's still prankster got the suit first Yeah, dude, he stole it. I just want to make sure I'm understanding toy man made the suit right and prankster's the one that wears the suit Yes Just when I think you're understanding my hatred for this I am you just need to deal with it because I can't change it for you

1:24:59I think you need to change it. Do you mean another version? Imagine Winslow in there You can't fit in there Maybe it was destined for him to steal it. There's no way he designed it for himself No, it was designed for Lex and he has a smaller frame so Prancer stealing from a tallow No, I was designed for Lex no way Because that was at the time where Tesla still kind of evil and working for Lex. Yeah, but she gave him a tallow Okay, anyways Don't get cocky Right back at you and he easily ripped Superman suit because like I said earlier Batman just made it so there's shit suits Was that like paper mache? I think so and he's like everything's coming up bloom. It's isn't it Uh and kryptonite lumus weight trutes Yeah, Superman is now obviously hurting because of the kryptonite, but

1:25:59He ends up pulling out the cables and the wiring of Prancer's suit. You know, what's that? I can't quite hear over your dying Just catching you with your pants down So yeah the wiring ends up Like fail like a causing a casket of failures in a suit And he's like sooner now than me here. I will still kill you Not if I take it out of the equation zap Yep, and then he destroys the suit with this heat vision Rather way much better was working for inner gang worth it lumus now I'm taking you to prison you know what I hate to I like the floating in the holding lumus Oh, yeah, I like that. I just I don't know like that's the type of shit like I like Because lumus being immortal. It's like you do you really are out of your league But the fact that lumus is still smiling Mm-hmm

1:27:00He's like it was awful Superman. I never liked working for them I thought you wanted to impress them. That's why you and freeze murder chill But then you and the bat gave me the opportunity to outdo myself It only was a matter of time before they got tired of my shenanigans anyway Don't be upset their blood will be on your hands too Lulus What did you do So going back to the whole air force based thing he hacked jets like drone jets With missiles and is now firing them at the city, but not the city specifically the Leviathan ship where the girls are What did I do? I I Really liked this part And I shouldn't

1:28:01Yeah, it's a good part, but it's the wrong character. It really is. It really is. That's all this is It's you have a good little thing here. You have a really good story But you're never gonna sell me on prankster that was copying and looking up to toy man. What are we doing with that? Yeah, and so yeah the missiles hit Leviathan and the ship's going down and that's the end of chapter 11 We're starting chapter 12 the last one of detective dude What uh yeah, we start the last chapter here. You're the fuck are we supposed to do Yo, I don't know bro like this really fun cold out here You don't need to Freeze is my problem here comes bad man. You don't know more armor dude. That's kind of sick. You got any more Better than a boxing glove duct tape to an arrow Do that was one time

1:29:04So bad man that goes on to freeze. It's like hang on freeze My suit forcing my power cells to overload Not if I take them out of the equation nice. He you him and bat him and superman said the same shit Oh that man Your and seniority in genuity and genuity dude. It's in synonymity It's amazing you think that's like a C or an S okay, it is a G Dude how did you read comics all these years man? Well, I usually don't have them on last time You're like close to me, but I feel like I don't know it's always when it's the inside bubble of the crease it It's okay. I'm totally retarded. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. You never do victor So we're not gonna feel bad that nature was just controlled Well, I think that's he kind of set it in a way that's like he does feel bad, but then he doesn't

1:30:07He's still blaming victor I mean yeah to get him jail dude. He did bad things Maybe he did it for Nora. He killed chill. I'm not gonna lie. Who the fuck cares man The same bro he killed people. Yeah, and babby and smash just face Right, you know, we can't have an open casket now Minutes later hey dude Just you know I pay for all the collateral damage that you cause last night so and Where should I be sending the bill which casa? I left my checkbox in my or checkbook in my other pants I left my checkbook in my other tights Batman and night wing night wing come in over Fuck night wing what the fuck

1:31:08Something superman's headed for the poor. I'll see you later Yeah Oliver really tried to fucking punk Bruce Wayne and he's ready. Hey, I'm gonna make it as easy as possible We're gonna skip all this because this is ridiculous So we have night wing and lowest. They're saving all the men They've all the men that they fought they're saving them from drowning and then come up with the plan in order to escape They say I got a plan. You think it's gonna work probably not Got in boom Superman shows out and then Lewis is like oh my god. I'm gonna kiss on him so hard I'm gonna blow him to Alton the shit I have never seen anything like this before Dude I can't say I'll ever get used to it. I think how manly he looks Yes, a Superman is literally lifting the entire ship Over his head and flying it you guys my line giving me a hand

1:32:10Uh like how Maybe help me find someplace to put this down I Can't on my face And so we go to the daily planet later And now we have blows the editor wanted to go with worlds finest, but I was slow like Wolves finest what dipshits Good call sweetheart. You don't think Batman will mind getting second billing do you? Nameing him in the headline is already probably more than he'd like He hasn't really hit the stepping under the shadows and a little light part of his career yet It's not his style anyway. I think he's in the closet Lewis He does drive a tank after all I miss having bylines with you mr. Kent I do too baby I promise I'll check in on a meal to see where star lab stands on removing the tracking radiation

1:33:11There's just someone else I need to see first Go to Gotham City and they decided to change how Bruce Wayne looked for a third time. Yeah, and his eyes look weird How did you know it to find me Alfred told me where to go You're a terrible liar Kent. Why would you ever think you could say that? Supermen or not Alfred would never ever Give up my position to anyone. I just didn't want to get barbed wire anymore trouble I knew it Yes, this is where you lost them isn't it your parents. You're an orphan, right? Are your parents still around Kent? My biological parents died a very long time ago my adopted mother is still alive though Do you see her often? I visit her every now and then He says Martha and here we go again with the fucking same name bullshit

1:34:16My name was burrows always kind Her name was Martha do And your father My father He was a giant They always are I love to this actually really liked that. Yeah, yeah, she'll have a baby cron I saw the family plot at your state Why put the flowers here and not there? They're still blood on the ground Because this is the spot where everything changed Joe with my Baba Yaga Baba Yaga He'll probably still was right up until I saw him in that safe house If free is hadn't gone to him first, I don't know what I would have done Yes, you do you walk a line, but you don't cross it you only smash their faces in after this My parents didn't deserve what he did to them and neither did I The roses are just as much for your parents as they are

1:35:19For little you because your puny compared to me You might have a knack for the detective thing after all Kent Give me a call if you ever need a hand was something I'd reciprocate, but I know that you never ask for any help Ah, so it's a deal then you'll get it One more thing before I leave What did you do with free's power cells? Uh green arrow we're in metropolis Green arrow helps save the day too, but it doesn't have a tank so you know he's not in the paper Your green really is your color isn't it you kind of like shit and everything else uh It's an understandable response clay. Okay. I'm jealous. I know I know Both that your envy is well placed and that you're every bit the hero that the bat is or that the bat wishes he was

1:36:20And whether the headline says it or not all the people you saved know that too You saved like two Rest assured. I'll be all over the star city because that once we finish our move best believe Whenever we get around to you know moving I just don't know how responsible it is for me to pack up my things. I think you should pack up yours though We will this world and everyone in it is too important not to You Back to this envy thing though The whole batman and that way thing I know Mia has been chomping at the bit to get some field training. That's right. We're shouting out Mia Are very own speedy the hooker There we go look at look that's what you want speedy the hooker reference. I don't know why jose wanted to leave that out Right

1:37:22Maybe I can have my own little arrow wet one day never thought of myself as much as a father figure though because Who is it totally I would totally banger who is he so is where I'm confused should is he dying out like having sex with Mia He's saying Mia's gonna be his arrow wet is he saying that he's gonna make an arrow out with Chloe He's literally talking about Mia cuz what the fuck you talking about Well Never thought of myself as much of a father figure though, so he once heard a column daddy Yes, what are you not getting? I don't understand Okay, you know what you're right you're right. He's the mentor. He's older. He thinks that he's like older brother at very least Yeah, father figure and you're my daughter stepdaughter Right and then Chloe laughs because yes coincidence that she that he never let you touch another girl That wasn't funny. Why'd you laugh Nerves I guess nerves about what we know oh

1:38:25My god, it's snowy stop fucking trying to change the subject you always do this no It's snowy oh my god Damn it Clark Hmm Damn it Clark what Clark also is using mr. Freese's power cells to make it snow Um, or do you get it he's doing this for me This is me feeling left out what are you even talking about right now Usually we never have a dull moment life is so awesome With all the exploding and the chasing and me being so fucking hot But now we have a dull moment. So what's up? I We oh my god, you're at a loss for words. That's never a good thing I'm pregnant whoa That's gonna be one hot baby What an unexpected man. I'm gonna know it's you

1:39:28No, that is you know it's you Oh It is me all right, so we get away from those two idiots who are pregnant. I knew it Um, I just don't want an unexpected turn of events I know So anyway you might you know maybe let me off early tonight So Lex is with Otis at the office and he goes oh my god. Yes Go play Otis, but for every hour you're missing today you are to be here that much earlier tomorrow should I miss the lute? Turns out Ebenezer really does have a hard after all you're taking over test up to this Scrooge was haunted by ghosts as well So what does this make me past present or future Never mind Taylor you're off of tests forever

1:40:33Oh Because you're terrible You do have enough No, cuz he was having dirty thoughts about his own sister. I don't understand what the difference is you aren't a ghost at all sis Unlike Scrooge I haven't had a change of heart. I've had a shift in perspective This whole time I've been seeing you as a nuisance, but you're actually a blessing and disguise Your consciousness trapped inside of an unused portion of my mind your memories are intact Memories that I that include who I was What I knew and I'm guessing this isn't as long as a shot as it sounds Who Superman really is and what can hurt him? Well makes you think I'll sleep with you. Okay Well makes you think I'd ever be willing to share lux That isn't a request and I intend to find out everything you've ever known

1:41:36Yeah And licks are here Nope What does he do? He's whispering right? That's the end of detective Wow Those six chapters were something else huh Man it was snowing outside Yeah, but he did it for Chloe Did it for Chloe What is story? What a Batman He was so Mexican I Are we doing justice league war after this or what? Dude that's up to you you're the one that like was like no we're not gonna do a movie anytime soon I still have to map it out. So I'll map it out if it's not gonna work out then no we're not doing a movie Dude we can still do a movie No, man, we gotta get this season 11 done Yeah, we're gonna get it done no matter what we'll just start releasing like two episodes a week or some bullshit

1:42:37No, it's gonna be some point do we're mega is just gonna like be so pregnant that she's gonna not let you do anything Yeah, that's why we gotta build them up Hmm well That's it for the two nerd it is tonight We'll see you next week Oh, I see a sweet well users making it worse somebody save me podcast wow we did it again. So we're gonna do war Next is haunted in the season 11 storyline Taylor probably doesn't even have the physical issues. He's so I do you do you do I do I have him Well, don't well then yeah, we'll be back make sure to vote on the poll you see me the chronological order. Are you sure it's not a special? Yeah, well, I sent you the order, but I'll see you can look it up Dude, I'm busy. You're not busy You're doing so much. What are you doing right after this? You're gonna get on your phone and bullshit now. It's midnight. I'm probably gonna jerk off

1:43:41Okay, and you're gonna get on your phone did you see Barbara's tits in this dude? She wants me to jerk Yep, it's time for us to leave or do I jerky to the test in line detective really was after hours It was after dark special for Gotham And we just too nerdy provost, you know, we allowed jerky nocta comics here Is your reading rainbow edition of jerky no that's so beautiful. Yeah, all right catching next week We'll be back regular schedule programming reading rainbow