10/9 5-2 Dad Bods

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1:00No, you don't. The guy never says that back. I don't. Why would you? Right. I don't think guys hate back. I love your belly. I believe it. I do suggest women are swiping off, swiping a left on. That's all dating things. Obviously, the swiping towards the stud. It shows this random guy here in the picture. It's the same head, but different bodies. I wonder what's his real body. I don't think that's a real guy. No, I think so either. It's AI probably. His package stays the same in all the pictures. Why are you looking at his package? That's right. You're in the wrong side. Let's go. Okay. Now, what's the perfect woman body? Are they bitching about that? They say that that is like more in the middle. That that's moving in the opposite direction. That the form the dudes prefer is getting curvy. It's percentage of body fat. What you're doing. Yeah, the perfect woman body is a 30% body fat.

2:02According to the right, and then the perfect male body is what the 15% body fat. And this woman's boobs get bigger as he goes to the right of that image. Well, fat more boobs. That doesn't happen with dudes. No. Yeah, it does. Yeah, it does. It's not attractive. Hey, if you gained weight and your dog got bigger dudes a 400 pounds. Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna press the board. You're gonna get bigger. Hey, check this out. Your boobs get bigger. Yeah, your boobs, dude. Yeah, your boobs. Yeah, you were confused there. So the dad bod, meanwhile, it may be officially be on thin ice. Hopefully not. What you're saying is a body fat fall into the lake. Are they saying is a dad bod? Well, it doesn't, it just says, if I'm looking at this photo right here, the five, the 25% body fat, that guy that he looks like he's in shape. Yeah, I think the dad bod, the belly starts at the 35%. If you're 30, I'll give you a 30% body fat and over.

3:02You're probably into dead. But well, there's going to be an upper limit of that too. I was told that if any other guy won't get a six pack here and they say he's 15% body fat. I was told it was you have to have 12% body fat or less in order to achieve the six pack. It's so funny because I know it's a new thing. But Todd, do you remember ever, I mean, our age group ever thinking about a six pack. Even when we were skinny, even I was skinny at a high school, not skinny, just, you know, regular. You know, I just wanted to be thin there. I didn't really care about abs. I think I had abs for about 12 minutes when I was a senior in high school. Yeah, like you're extremely skinny abs. Like you just see that. Yeah, and I was like, oh, hey, what's that? And then they never appeared again. Yeah, not you. You're still 12 minutes ahead of me. Yeah. No, that's never once. This wasn't a thing. We all had a draw on that. It was not a thing. It wasn't a thing. Unless you were like a bodybuilder or something. Yeah, that was that was thing. But I've just regular guy abs, you know, it probably came around.

4:04That's why it's all diet. It's not it's not working out. You don't do sit-ups for abs. You have to diet. Oh, you have to do both. Yeah, well, true, but it's the diet shows the abs. You can do sit-ups all you want. If you're not dieting, you're not showing the abs. Yeah, yeah. But it probably came about the same time that gym culture came about, you know, about the time commercial gyms exploded. And people started taking care of themselves a little bit better. They, well, okay, now I'll get, I'll get abs. That's overrated. Well, we don't know we never had them. Let me have the illusion, man. Okay. I think it's overrated. I think you take your shirt off. You got abs. And you're around women. They're, they're going to fawn. Well, I think Beards, abs and normal size feet are overrated. Just let me have this. But you have the lifestyle where you could get the abs. I could. Yeah, but again, it's all, he's right. It's all done. I can start out big though. Because you don't drink like we do. You don't eat like we do. Well, maybe eat. I don't eat. I try to eat all there. He tells me he goes through some benches like we all do.

5:04Yeah, I mean, I could be better. Sure. If I, especially if I wanted to have abs, you got to be real tight with the diet. It's a lot of work. Yeah. Chicken breast, broccoli and rice. We all have abs. They just have it be covered by a layer of fat. Right. Well, let's pick on the women here a little bit. Sure. I'm looking at these photos. Yeah. Well, maybe, maybe, maybe we're just on this harsh as the ladies are. Well, good. Just ladies are just more attractive in general. Yeah. Well, we've all, because we're men. Yeah. So we know that they are more attractive than general. And even looking at each other, they probably rather do that and see some hairy ash walking towards them. Well, this is just another example of how women get all the advantages in society. All of them. All of them. All of them. All they just give it all the benefits. Yeah. Ask any of them a lot of me low. That's the judge you. Ask any old white man. Yeah. And get all the benefits.

6:04Women get all the breaks. Right. They all white man. He's the most discriminated against ever. We got to have half the body fat to be considered attractive. Now it says that for women and speeding out the ozemic really, really skinny ozemic look. I mean, ozemic is done wonders. And it's a great drug for a lot of people. Good for them. But I think they mean the Kelly Osborne stuff. That's brutal. Nobody wants to bang a skeleton covered in skin. Don't be that. You know, there is such a thing as too skinny. Right Todd? Yeah. But you're out. Yeah. Yeah. I with you. Yeah. I've never been there. You were bullied because you were skinny. Oh, yeah. That's always a little thing. Yeah. You were like, you were like concentration camp skinny or. No, I was just afraid. We looking skinny like whole things. Carried your speeches around.

7:05And the briefcase. Yes. Yes. You're sacks with your sacks of phone. Here you go. It says a separate poll from planet fitness echo the center of finding 70 78% of women associated dad buds with confidence while nearly half said a softer stomach was basically the new six pack 83% of mothers say they'd be proud to have a husband with a bit of extra cushion. That's the part of this article I'm going to hang on to. But guys won't say the same thing. No. And they shouldn't. I don't think they're telling the truth. I think they're giving this survey with their slightly, you know, with their portly husband right next to him. I remember having to remember having this. A friend of ours, old friend of ours years ago, no matter who it was, he was talking about this and sitting around. He was trying to lose some weight. He wasn't a big guy. He's one of the loses gut. And he goes, but we don't always talk about dad buds then. This is 20, 30 years ago. And he goes, um, women say they want a dad bud that they don't. They don't. They'd rather you be in shape, you know, just be honest. You know, you're not going to shame the guy who's got a dad bud.

8:06But if he, if all of a sudden he shows up without a dad bud, you're going to go, oh, all right. All right. When I was in elementary school, a friend of mine's dad was our little league coach. And he would wear this t-shirt to baseball practice that said, it's not a beer belly. It's a gas tank for a sex machine. He was your little league coach. Yeah. He turned like fourth grade. I'm going to be like, what do that mean? So the years later, I'm like, oh, like that guy's a badass. At least guy wasn't wearing a t-shirt like that around your daycare. That'd be weird. Yeah. Same guy. That's actually the same guy. It's not a beer belly. It's a gas tank for a sex machine. Yeah. And you say, I got bring it in, kids. Right. He'd be like, you know, you're missing a grounder. That's great. I need more than one side. Imagine none of the parents said anything. Yeah. Did you have a beer belly? It was you. Oh, yeah. It's a big gun. Okay.

9:07Oh, man. God. Why is he a sex machine? Bust a bit. I think you've got to be aware of that shirt. Yeah. Well, and again, this may just be me wanting to make this true, but I think there's, I think there's a difference between the dad bod guy who, you know, doesn't give a crap and just that's how he looks and the dad bod guy who tries a little bit, you know, puts a little effort into themselves, but they all show. It still is just kind of trapped in what they have, but there's also a point where you still want to enjoy life, you know, and that's it. So you don't have a decent sandwich. You want to have a, maybe you have a cocktail. I mean, you want to, that kind of stuff comes into play. Enjoy every sandwich. Yeah, exactly. Because you know, you're walking around just ripped all the time for no reason. Like, it takes a lot of discipline in every area of your life. And you're not joined. You're not really enjoying a lot of other things in your life. You're just not. Then you're Tim Teebo. I had a friend that just decided that he won't, he won't even cheat day on Thanksgiving. Ah, I know. I know. Go ahead, Nick.

10:07I had a friend that lost weight, but you're really pairing down their diet and running a lot and exercising and then he's just like, yeah, miserable. Yeah. Yeah. He looked at, he, you could tell he lost a bunch of weight, but he's like, you know, I'm just going to be 15, 20 pounds heavier and this is what it is. Yeah. He's a miserable. He couldn't enjoy all those 50 sandwiches we talked about earlier this morning. Yeah. Chicken and rice every day. Chicken sandwiches and then what? The high 20 way. I saw the girl that was getting played with in the, in the sauna. Yes, today. Oh, not in the sauna. Not in the sauna. Yeah. Well, I was coming to the gym. I was coming to the gym. So, yeah, she walked past me and I was coming and she wasn't with the guy I was playing with her and we did look at each other. Uh huh. And she had it. She knew it was me. I'm there. Did you like it? You like it? She or her? No, no, no. It's not that many noggins that size walking around. She knew it was me. That pretty much dressed the same with the gym every day and I knew it was her because I

11:07recognized her face. And I said, Hey, were you getting played with the sauna? That was me. I'm amazed you saw her face. Yeah. Gotcha. She's going to go tell her dude. I saw it peeping big head. They were displaying themselves in front of me, man. Yeah. Peeping big head. Dick. I mean, that guy that just came in while we were obviously making the public sauna coming to the. I came in. I walked in. Let's go with that. Yeah. I walked into the public sauna at my gym and they're playing with each other while he's playing with her. That was all them. It was really brazen. It was really brazen. But he continued for a little while. They didn't stop. And I was long enough. They still move in when I walked in there. And they were, they were, they were tongue in each other in the mouth. Yeah. Please don't damn down. Friends kissing. No, but they both their tongues were sticking out Nick. Yeah. One of the full French kiss. It was both their tongues were sticking out. Are they?

12:07They was down and playing. They was playing one hand ball. Yeah. They're just looking at each other's faces. But I know, Dan, well, I'm going to see her sometime in the sauna with that guy eventually again. They're there pretty much the same time I'm around. Of course you are. If you're going to the gym at the same time. Right. There's Jake on the email. This is women like dad, dad Bods because it makes it feel better about not being in great shape themselves. I've been told this by a female friend now that the fat medicines have come out. They're losing weight and want in shape guys. Yeah. The fat. I mean, they're maybe some validity. I think it's all sense there. There may be some validity to that. Yeah. Yeah, it makes all the sense, Jake. You're probably right about that. Jamal. This is the time and time of the real empire.