'You pulled him out?!?!' - THE BABY IS HERE!

0:00This is a global production. She was like, or I can break your waters now, and then it will just go into natural editor. Or you. Yeah. What is it? Ugh. It's a beautiful thing. Ha-ha-ha-ha. You didn't do another video, did you? No. A part of your first video is like a horror movie, is it? No. Or is it really sexier? It's something weird. It's not sexy. I know. Someone said something about it. I'm not sent to you. I'm okay, thanks. I'm good. You pulled him out. Oh, Jesus. Right. Oh, wait. I just caught his arms. Yeah, it's like Courtney Curtis. I was like this my last time. You landed on the name finally. Jesus Christ. Honestly. Well, Vogue, you had said, was it not? It was one of them. That's the one. Vogue. He's like a dog. We are here. We're together. Welcome back. Oh, welcome back. We're, yeah, it's because I'm already back on therapist. Vogue and Amber.

1:00Well, you wouldn't think you've had a baby. Look at you. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. I can't say I didn't watch for that. There you go. How are you feeling? I'm feeling. I feel like I missed the baby. I've left the baby for two and a half hours. I was like, why are we rushing? I'm like, I want to get back to the baby. Yeah. This is my longest time away from that dream child who only woke up two times last night. He is a dream. He's an absolute little doge. He's so tiny. He's so tiny. I don't know how I'm going to have now more kids. I think this is the end of the road. This is the limit. Okay. Spani had said no. No. Vogue, there's like, you're going to, no, no. You have enough. Okay. You have enough. I just want like pocketfuls. I wanted seven kids. And look at me. No one. Yeah, I think it's because seven's my favorite number. Well, eight's mine. So I could have eight. Look at Miriam McCollum. Miriam McCollum is a huge. She's a huge Irish broadcaster and she's got eight kids and she has a massive career.

2:01That's sweet. You're superior. Think about it. Miriam is not old, by the way. No, I'm saying mom's side were six kids. Dad's side were eight kids. You but Miriam's mom's age. A girl I work with. Your dad is from, I think, did she tell me like 13 kids? I mean, even I would think 13's too much. Like it's been, that's most of your life being pregnant. What I do, I am getting a seven-seater car. And I'm like, well, I'm using six of the seats. I'm very stressed here. Fog made us line by here, which I didn't want to do because my hair is so thin. Any little gust of wind will completely change any styling I've tried to do with it. So we have illegally parked our line bikes and it won't let us park them. I've tried to pause the ride but it keeps reactivating the ride. So yeah. I'm stressed about that because I don't do stuff like that. Next thing the police are going to come looking for us. We didn't leave the lady. By the way, I would just like to say we did not leave them in the middle of a pavement because there's nothing worse. We left them by a bike stand. We left them by a bike stand which looked like a place to park. So did Foglity. You know when you're a kid and you just throw your bike down.

3:03That's what Foglity didn't even put on the stand. Because honestly, sometimes I'll be on a footpath and I'm like, why is someone left there lying bike in the middle of the path where nobody can get by. I think it's the meanest thing. I just don't get it when people are like just unnecessarily damaged stuff like that. Oh yeah, I've seen a couple in the terms to be honest. No, no. Why would you do that? And they're pretty heavy to lift. Oh, how do you get that over there? I was going to say plagiarism. What's it called? Vandalism. That's it. Yeah. Same thing. So we have notes here about to tell your birth story. I haven't even heard your birth story. That's not the same saying plagiarism of vandalism. No, I know. I know. It was the IZM. Listen, I'm going to call it. My birth story. Yeah, I never told it. Um, a Joanne didn't even ask. But I don't even know if she did. Why? I don't know if Joanne knows I was pregnant. It's all. It's all happened so fast for her. She just has to be back now. Um, I love people's birth stories. I always think that they're so interesting. I love hearing it. I've walked into a girl yesterday that I met uh, Wimbledon.

4:05Uh, Jess Hunt, she owns the brand ReFine. I know that make a bond. And she would tell me a little bit about her birth story. And I just found it. I just love hearing it. You want to go to Wimbledon again, though? Did you see that? I put a bomb on influencers, creators going to Wimbledon. I'm a podcaster. Okay. I'm just saying. Because someone at the US opened. I saw it. I saw it. I was smoking the Bob Hope, the Mary Jane. Yeah. And you're one Salabanca. Salabanca. I don't know how to pronounce her word. Her name either. She complained about the smell of wheat on the court when she was playing. Who does? There's the stink of wheat sometimes when you're walking around London. I don't know how anyone smokes wheat and goes about their day like a normal person. No. I think I just, I'd have to go straight back to bed. What if you make that choice to like have a drink at 9 a.m. on your holidays? Amber. No. I think it was half 10 when I started with those espresso martinis. And I justified it because there's coffee in an espresso martini. Speaking of you've made your plan for the day then. If you're like an hothead. I didn't work out. Listen. I don't have to walk myself back to bed at 9 p.m. after all.

5:06Or drink two starters. Drag yourself back to bed. So tell me then what is it about your birth story? Okay. So on, it was on the Saturday. He was born on a Sunday at 1 a.m. Yes. So on the Saturday. Nice. I was like, God, I just saw pretty bad pains. It might tell me. And I woke up like five or six times. I was waking up anyway because I was really pregnant. But like I woke up like five or six times. Really bad pains in my back took me ages to go back to bed. And I was like, something just doesn't feel right. But I'd never gone into labor. So I didn't know what it felt like. Oh. Ever. And now I've always been adduced. Okay. And, uh, I'm well done on never getting a C section. My well done. Well, is that not a more convenient way to give birth? I know sometimes obviously for health reasons you have to do that. Some people think I would, some people just just depends what they want to do. I would hate to have to have a C section. I nearly would be a door I was brought into theater to have a C section because he was having a... Why would he have one? Because I just think that for me the recovery for that would be too much.

6:08Oh yeah. Like it's a major operation. So folks already back training. I'm doing pelvic floor and barge work. No, you tell me the other day that you were going to do something with John. Yeah, I do that just for John. John is a professional trainer. Everyone, I would just like to say that I went to a women's health physio. I also spoke to my doctor. As soon as you can, you should be doing like this specific work aids like bridges and different... I feel like I need to do pelvic floor stuff. You do? By the work aids. I was on a trampoline last week and genuinely. And then I was saying to Eric a drum, don't know if we need to be better named. But she said she's always weed on the trampoline. I find... What do they call jumping jacks? What do they call star jumps? Yes. I find them tough to do. Burpees. They're part of the burpees. No, I don't mind doing a burpee. It's a star jump that gets the pelvic floor for me. Do you remember you had that seat? You had the chair. And I tried to go on it. And I've never jumped out of the seat so quickly in my life. I know. It's the electric chair. It's like an electric shock. So I went in Maria yesterday, who's a mummy MOT.

7:08And I always say this. And I'm only saying it again now. This is not an ad. If you have a friend who's pregnant, I would suggest getting her as a present for like her baby shower or whatever. Like everyone can get baby because it's a really sweet gift. But get on a point on a vature for a women's health physio. You have to go and get checked and make sure your pelvic floor and all that kind of stuff is okay. And that's what I'm doing. I don't mind having a training thing. I'm not going. I can't squash or anything. I'm not doing anything like that. You stupid kid. Jesus Christ. How have you been trained? Well, you're not allowed to. Okay, that's why she doesn't have so defensive as I did. Okay, fine. It's a specific training that you can do. Anyway, I went and got checked. And I'm all good. And I'm allowed to do my resistance stuff. But anyway. So on Saturday night, I kept waking up. And then this morning, I was like, I don't want to be a pain in the whole and I have to go in. They're already really busy. I don't want to have to go in and oil people blah, blah, blah. And then I was like, no, you know what? I don't feel great. I'm going in. So your water didn't break or anything like that. No, not yet. So I went in. And I was only getting checked because I didn't know if I was a neighbor. And I went in.

8:08And so this really nice nurse was checking me. Let me have a little hair to the gas and arrow. I was there. And I'm just going to some day morning. If you don't mind. And so I went in and then she checked me and I think she was like, you're three centimeters diolid. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to be 10 centimeters to be able to give birth. And then she was like, you can go off about the day because you're not like in act. Like you're in labor. Your labor is starting. But like you're fine to just go right and just keep in touch. And so I booked a date with Gigi with Otto and Gigi attacked on. So off I went to clip and climb. I'm just like, you have been doing it the day before with Theodore and actually pulling him up. I couldn't. I was like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, be a door and actually pulling him up and I was sweating the door. Theodore at least with Gigi and I thought someone else was doing it with him. At least she's someone that works there. When I was in the head on Gigi and Otto wanted to go. So I took them on their date to clip and climb. Then I booked bolling with my friend Rachel. So we went off bolling with all the kids. And then I went to the arcade after which I used to love arcades.

9:09It is a sensory overlaid. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I couldn't. So we spent an hour there before I thought I was going to pass away from all the lights. And then I was like, I really am feeling great anymore. I think I pushed it too hard to do. Like how do you mean? How did you feel? I just had really dull pains in my back and in my stomach. I went home and I was on the phone to my friends, Claude and Ashley. And I was like, I'm going to go wash my hair and see how I can all wash and draw my hair. Because it's going to take me 40 minutes. And then I'll decide and I had a bath. And then I was like, now I'll go back in. So I went back in and she checked me again and she said I was 4 centimeters. And then my doctor came, Dr. Vaso, shadow, Dr. Vaso, for saving my machine every time I love you. She came in and she was like, you are in labor. If I send you home, you'll probably be up all night and you won't sleep. And you'll be really tired and you'll probably be back tomorrow to give birth. And you won't have to have to. It'll be really difficult. She was like, or I can break your waters now and then it will just go into an actor later. For you. Yeah. What? It's a beautiful thing.

10:10And then we just had our lovely day again. And I would not, you didn't do another video, did you? No, I didn't do it. A parody of your first video is like a horror movie. No. Or is it really sexier? It's something weird. It's not sexy. I know. Someone said something about it. I'm not sent to you. I'm okay, thanks. I'm good. I wouldn't send to you. I'm sent to anyone. That's why I didn't do the last birth. Because I was like, I don't need to be worried about showing people this birth as well. But then we just had a really nice time again. And then I was like, you know the way I'm like, I'm not giving birth. Because I love the gas and air. It's not that. It's the excitement of meeting somebody that's been in your stomach for four weeks. And I was like, I'll never have that feeling of being like, what's he going to look like? I did a Courtney Kardashian as well. My doctor gave me his arms. Woo. What do you mean? So when he was like, hugged. You pulled him out. Oh, Jesus. Right. That's the only way I just caught his arms. Yeah, it's like Courtney Kardashian. I was like, this is my last time. Oh my god. And then, and then so we were going to go, we always go home the next day because we're like, we want to go back and see the kids.

11:15And then the midwife came and she was like, why are you going home? You paid to stay the night and I was like, why am I going? Yeah, exactly. I'm not going on. And, um, you landed on the name finally. Jesus Christ. Honestly. Well, Vogue, you had said, was it not lucky was one of them? That's one of the lucky. I look like a talk. Well, that's for a talk. Well, I followed Nile Harvest and I don't know if anyone else does who saved street dogs in Thailand. And I saw that he had named dog Loki and I thought, you know what? That's what I mean. I dog. I regress. I love looking. What was the other one? It was rocky. He was rocky. Did you like rocky? Yeah. I saw someone as well. They said about Elvis that their son is called Elvis. And, um, to times have moved on. So you probably could have gotten away with this. I know. I love the name, Remy though. You know, you've got to keep calling him out. Remy Valentine is a lovely, lovely name. And he's absolutely delish. And I was looking at, I was trying to find out if it was like a popular name because I didn't want to pop your name. And it's not.

12:15It's only a popular name in Old Frenchman. No, I really like it. Yeah. I could have come up with Louis. Um, okay. Louis's cheap popular. I'll take the book. Cause like Prince Louis. Oh, yes. Sorry, talking about, um, the baby names. I have so many great baby names, by the way, but when I look at them now, I'm a bit like, woof, I think I was. I do love Jasper. I like Jasper. I do. I went to the lake with a fellow called Jasper. I like Jasper. I like Casper. Casper is nice too, yeah. I like Casper. I kind of like Milo. No, because I like Felix. I like Felix. A dog and a cat. Vogue just because the food is called Felix. No, Felix can't say, look, he's a dog. I'm feeling, I'm feeling Felix the house cat. Felix the house cat. No, you got his sweat towel. Please. What are you doing with it? Ah, I'm going to put it upon eBay. I was on the front of his gig. I'm going to say, I obviously hammered, like having the time of my life, because I love Felix the house cat.

13:15And I talk his sweat towel. I like the towel. He had been wiping his sweat with. Oh, gosh. We were absent. We were like, oh my god, deadly. Oh, it's disgusting. So anyway, so there was a woman rice. There was a woman called Casey Murphy. And she was being driven to hospital by her partner, Stephen, when she felt the urge to push. And when you feel the urge to push, it means you have to push. And they pulled into a KFC car park. And he called Nambulance. And she gave birth to the baby in the car. And now she named the baby Colonel. No, you didn't have to do that. Well, is that an Irish woman? That's a woman. That's a very Irish name. Casey, but it is. There was also a woman that was born in an Uber on her middle name is Uber. I mean, what a child I suppose. And a mother of Missouri gave birth in the front seat of her family's Kia Seranto. And she named the baby girl Kia. That's kind of cute. Kia or Kai, yeah. Yeah. And then someone, a woman, I mean, this is a bit far from her.

14:17She gave birth in an elevator and called her child, but like, that's nothing to do with elevator. Come on. Sure for elevator. I saw a video on TikTok and it was just like three kids in the back seat of a car. And one of them was just kind of looking at the window and he looked really like shook. And the mother's in the front of the car like on her honkers. Because she's facing back to them because she's just giving birth in the car. I just, I like, I'd really, I'd feel really hard done by if I didn't make it to the hospital. I got to enjoy all the, the niceness of the day and the gas and air. Yeah. But of course, suppose the gas and air is not the same as the one that people are doing at festivals. It's not as good. I don't understand that. That's what I heard. What do I have to update you on? Okay. What I have to update you on, what I've been doing with my time off, I haven't been having a baby. I thought it was very funny though. You sent a video of the kids when they first met him and auto reaching over and getting like,

15:18was it a rice cake or a biscuit or something? I tried to say and say, I'm trying to keep trying to give it. And you were like, no, he can only have, what was it? He was offering the baby like a biscuit and you said, no, he can only have milk and he said, but he has to eat. And then the video closes out with Gigi saying, mummy, can I watch your breast feed? They were all, what I was like this morning, I was like, I'm going to have a chair. I can come with you. I think I'm okay, thanks, cheese. They were all when I got home. Can we see his bum? I don't know what to see his bum. That's tidy little bum. Another thing is I'm obviously still playing my golf. And I got two, I already told you about the two birdies today. I'm playing golf and I've gotten bitten by the paddle bug as well. Love paddle. I'm in an algorithm swirl watching paddle videos online. No bracket though, I got a really nice bracket. I ordered a bracket and they cancelled my order. So now I'm back to the drawing board. So yeah, and I'm going to the BMW PGA tomorrow.

16:18Me and Alexander are going to have a siblings day of love and fun. I also was going to watch you get black hair drunk. I will not. Yeah, so we're very close. I'm arrived at my hairstyles night and she's been talking about, she's finally got silver status in the airline. So she's a leg went to the lounge. And when I rang her, I was like, listen, I thought she says, are you drunk? I knew she wouldn't be able to because it's free booze in the lounge. I was having a mineral and I was having a few snacks. I had a Caesar salad and then I was like, do you know what? Fuck it. So I had a few pot, a few pot bitter. You had a few pots. Pints of was. I can't say because it's competitive brand. I had a few pints and then I had a drink on the plane and there was a fellow sitting beside me on the plane. And I was trying to take little videos because I love taking videos of clouds. And he was like, eventually, I was like, I think he got the shot.

17:20But yeah, so I love airlines. And they don't love you. They wouldn't let you on the earlier of life. I didn't see if I could get on the early. I looked too busy and I was happy to go and sit in the lounge. So I could do some work and just gather my thoughts on life. I'm not coming over earlier to see me. I thought, okay, I got there as soon as I don't like to experience rejection. So that's why I said no. I'm not seeing if I can get on the new flight. So I literally will go around to anyone who will listen to me because if you're in because if they have space on it, they would rather be of sales. It was very busy. There was a lot of people queuing. And I another thing is I've learned some things on WhatsApp. Which is amazing, right? So you can actually turn on a setting on WhatsApp. So because obviously I can't listen to voice notes. You can turn on transcripts. So basically it will transcribe what the person is saying. So you don't actually have to listen to the voice note. That's the game changer for me, although some people doesn't understand what they're saying. And then something that I was trying to do ages ago, a couple of years ago,

18:22I don't know if this is new because I wanted to do it for anti-Nomie because she lives alone. And just in case like she needs to call someone. So bypasses if you're on duty to do it. Oh, it's your emergency. Because you said it to me that you, because Alexander is on yours. And I didn't realize that it was a thing that you could do. I was on mine in case I gave birth and then peace is online. He looks after this part because I was scared I wouldn't wake up for a hard breakfast. Jesus. No, well I have Naomi and I have Leah and both of them have woke me up because they bypassed it. And I'm just, I think I might be taking them both off. No, I wouldn't have people like that. But I tell you about the woman who told me to fuck off. Yeah. So I had taken Rami to collect Gigi and Arta from school and Gigi was on her scooter and Arta was on his bike. And we got to the traffic light and I had just sent someone a quick voice note. Like I mean a 10 second voice note and they'd already stopped. And Arta was by the traffic light. And you don't even use the send voice notes. No, I know it was just like just telling someone to turn like turn on the oven. That kind of thing. Very sure. Anyway, Arta, they'd stopped at the lights obviously because they do that. And Arta was on his bike.

19:23And Arta wasn't in the way of the footpath because it's quite a big footpath. It's outside this Tesco. And there was a woman coming along with a prom and she's like, who's kid of that? And I was like, whoa, I was like, he's mine. She's just getting away from the way. And I was like, he's not actually in the way if you just like go around that way. And then she was like, I look at you on your phone. And I was like, oh, okay. I was like, there's no need for that. And then she goes, fuck off. And she had a prom with her. So her own child. And I'm telling me to fuck off and front of my two kids. So now every time we go to those lights, which is every day twice a day, she's like, what did that woman say to Arta? I'm like, she's so sneaky. She honestly, I'll come. I'll come with you and you can shout. I'm good. Thanks. I'm good. She knows exactly what she's doing. She's clever. I mean, there's some like you wonder when you have to have the talk with them. She's asking me why I have tissue. I've seen tissue in your pants. Oh, my God. Uh-oh. I don't know. That's going to be an interesting one. He's too young. He's too young.

20:23He's only trying to age. He's way too young. I was asking my friend when she told her kids about things like that. And it's very like you can do certain bits at certain times. I think I was quite old. So I was, I think, mom. We just got the book. Mom gave me the book. Mom gave me the book when I was like 11. It was too late. And then I had to bribe people and school to tell me things. But I have to go to the talk shop and buy them sweets. I didn't know like what it, I didn't know what a blowjob was. Well, mom's not going to, I'm 16. I'm 16. I don't know. Mom's not going to tell me. And so the flower on the seed and then a 69er. Oh God. I actually, there's something else. I have to give an update in the plant. Is that so gone? Is he so bad when he came up to that? I'm crying. I'm trying. He's gone. And she's like, oh, my God. You're a disgrace. She's taken the plant away to try and nurture it back to health. Oh my God. She's so funny Naomi. Naomi can't have treats in her house because Naomi, if she starts eating something, so I loaded

21:25her up with crisps and chocolates because I could see her because I had crisps open on the counter. And she took the rest and she enjoyed those because I gave her a thing of pringles that was left over on a bag of tortilla chips. So I can be, I ate both of them. Oh. She actually can't stop herself. And I made another ham. No, the problem with the ham though, I've realized you should definitely buy a list because it was too salty. Oh, you have to boil it. Yeah, you have to boil it. I know that I just baked it. No, no. Chaps, you need to eat and tell me to buy a list. You got to, and sometimes you can, some people boil it and coke. I'm very, yes, but I'm very conscious of just, did I tell you we're hosting Christmas in the house? Yes. Okay. No, because basically I'm very conscious, you know, there's, oh, there's ham now and there's bacon that you can get. That's nitrate-free. And I tried the bacon and it was decent, the smoked bacon, proper decent. And I have to have my sandwich. I'm thinking to be worried about that really. Oh, yeah. Do you want to do sister cards?

22:29Oh, I didn't go through these. Have you ever gone into a physical fight? I always kicked a shite out of each other. With each other? Yes, but no. I've had people come with me and I've just had a panic attack. I'm such a fucking... Oh my God, I was bashered in Spain with a friend. Not bashered. I remember we were on the darts as well before and there was, no, it wasn't me. Lynn got a dig. For people who just aren't used to it, like we're used to kick in the crap out of each other, but when someone else, you don't know, hit you because at least you know your sister has a limit. I've had people come at me and both people I've just like gone into absolute panic mode and started bawling. I'm like, I think I was thinking, you know, when you think of our thing, I was like, imagine that woman at the traffic lights had hit me. I'd have to hit her back. Jesus Christ. I think, I don't think, I don't think if someone hit me or I did anything to my kids, I reckon I'd be able to absolutely batter them. I'm brave with any of you though. Yeah, you are. You're better with the combats as well.

23:30And while profession would you not go out with? I mean, I'd just be thinking about their availability. Maybe a doctor would be in there. That's what I was thinking availability wise. I mean, there's pros and cons there because, or those people who work in hedge funds and they're like, well, they do get very rich. Someone with a fluctuating schedule as well. So that would be a pilot or an air pilot. It would be hard. Yeah. Then, but again, there's pros and cons at that. But also, yes, freefice, but it's also nice to have free time. Yeah, but it's the changing schedule. There's not really many professions I wouldn't really go out with. I mean, it could be a bit challenging going out with like a therapist because they probably do. I've said the way that they probably speak to you and like wreck in your head. It's just like splinating you. It's normal. What's a hobby you'd like to take up? I'm starting Tannis lessons with Gigi tomorrow. And I mean, I'm not doing them with her. Like she's going to do half an hour and I'm going to do half an hour and we're going to start playing Tannis together.

24:32That's cute. Well, I think I don't have any more time to take another hobby up. And I think I've done quite well with the golf and the paddle. Yeah, I think that's no hobbies. OK, who's a 10 out of 10? Charlize Theron. She is. She is. She's the reason I don't have cut my hair short. Jesus Christ. Sienna Miller has a second 14 year old daughter. Her daughter is what the F. I mean, we all should have known her daughter was going to be beautiful, but like her daughter is stunning. Marna, that's Amber's nickname for when she was being a lunatic. Yeah. And Ashadni Theron, I obviously agree with Aunt my old reliable Michelle Fyfer. And I'm trying to see practical magic is on that. Flix. That's the first. That's the first one. I nearly started watching it with T and then I was like, no, but scary. No, that'd be too scary for me. We're going to watch Willy Wonka. He hasn't seen that. But he listens to the Tony all the time. So we're going to watch Wonka. Not Wonka. The original. The original. Yeah. OK. And who's a 10 out of 10? And like, I mean, I know people say Tom Hardy, but is he not a bit of a, and people say he's a bit of an ourselves.

25:32He's right though. I'm not talking about his personality. OK. Have you started to think of any new years resolutions yet? I don't do them. I don't agree with them. I'm just giving them some OK. Oh, fuck's sake. We'll get it this year. Maybe to probably cook more. I don't want to always laugh. I'm trying. OK. I'm not going to have any years resolution. I rather do goals that I want to achieve in the near because like, I don't want to give any. And not, yeah, but like way training, giving up smoking and cooking more. I would like to, I'm probably going to start drinking a bit less. I don't like that. I did. I did. I did when I drink. I did when I was cooking there last week. I had steak with lots of edge, one nice. And then just so like dad. I had breakfast for dinner. I had breakfast for dinner. And I thought it was going to be, it was like a huge amount of food. Wait till I show you the picture. Delicious. It was no, it was a huge amount of food. Watch your phone wallpaper right now. I don't actually know what mine is. The phone. Oh, mine is also. Oh, look at that. Oh my God. Four sausages too. What are they?

26:33They were small sausages. Four pieces of pudding. Did you have mushrooms? I wouldn't be asked with a mushroom. I'm two eggs and I'm trying to get myself onto the eggs. Like, that was a lot. That's not that much. I'd easy take that down. And so yeah, that was before I went and take golfing. Okay. What's your wallpaper right now, Lea? No. I'm having her as my wallpaper because she doesn't have me as hers. Who's yours? It's the family. You weren't there. It was when we went to for Ali. I'm sorry. When we went to for Alexander's that, oh my God, the line bike is still there. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. And so what's a weird or unusual rule you have in your high sold mine is we had to take TV away from the kids all week. That's fair enough. They so they're not led iPads until they're on a plane because it sends them insane. And we sometimes will forget it and the iPads will see back in it. And then we remember why they're being insane and it's the iPads. And then, and then, and then they were just being really naughty and we stopped TV.

27:37The change in behavior when they watch TV is so they'll have and they will have TV at the weekend. I'll let them have it. But like it is, it's it is a mental. It's mental. I just like, but I'm trying, I think back when we were kids and I'm just kind of like, we were not sure if we wanted. And never we wanted, but we did spend a lot of time outside playing. Well, the kids and our eyes now, because we've stopped TV, they're all playing with each other. They're all playing hide and seek the whole time. They're all making up games and like in the trampoline together. Like, so they all just started playing with each other again. I'm trying to think what's the weird or unusual real, I don't really know rules I have. Your rules are like, don't switch my snacks until they go off. I didn't have to do a clear idea to the snacks. That's why I gave those Christmas to Neon when they were going off. Okay, well, it's the funniest nickname you've been given or that you've heard from someone else. Well, mine's obviously Vogue Iwan Kenobi. That's, yeah, that's a gas one. Mine are Ambo. Ambo Macbambo. Ambe Bambo. Because Ambo Macbambo.

28:38Some people do. Who? People and work maybe sometimes. Ambo Macbambo. Well, that is the sister cards for the week. Fantastic. Oh God, can we do an email? We have an, I love to listen to emails. Yeah. Okay. Agony Amp. Okay. I can read. I'll do it. Okay. And also, don't forget if you've got nine Giniams, you can email us on Vogue and Amber Potta Global.com. Oh, good. Or we still do have the WhatsApp on the go. The number is zero eight. Unfortunately, I'm not here to sing the number zero seven eight seven nine eight zero nine seven one zero. So here we go. Agony Amp. Hi guys. I don't even care about being named. It's Emily. I need to know if I'm being unreasonable here. My boyfriend is booked a solo holiday without me. Everyone needs their own time. And I'm not one of those girlfriends who thinks you have to be joined at the hip, but he literally didn't even tell me he was going to do it and just booked five nights. That's this is weird. He just booked five nights in Amsterdam. That's too much in Amsterdam. Anyway, what do you do in Amsterdam for five?

29:38Yeah, I've had like district. Now, don't say the red light district. It's just, well, there is a lot of tourists. He thinks to do in Amsterdam, but like you'd be doing in three days. Five nights in Amsterdam is a lot. Five nights too much. It's not even about the holidays. It's just the fact that he made a fairly big decision, spent money, committed to dates, and apparently decided on my behalf that I wouldn't mind. I would have loved to have gone. It's a great place to actually go for a weekend. Am I being unreasonable for being hurt? What would you do? Love Emily. Emily, fuck that shit. You're not being unreasonable. That is weird. I think it's a bit strange not to like run a buy you, but like, I mean, I just don't know. Like, I mean, I've done all this stuff. What is the Reich Museum and Frank? You can do the barge. If I'm goch. If I'm goch museum. There's loads of amazing stuff there. Why are we telling Emily? Because she's not going. I just don't, yeah, I know. I'm trying to justify what he's going to be doing for five nights. That's a weird, I just, I don't know. I would, I'd be hurt. I'd be a bit annoyed by that, to be honest with you. It's a very unusual thing to do in your new relationship. Like, that's definitely something you discuss. You don't just go rogue and book yourself away for five nights. And like, is he kind of a bit of a lone ranger that he likes to spend time on his own?

30:41I mean, there's nothing wrong with getting spent some time on your own, but like, I just don't think I could do it. I mean, I like myself. No, I wouldn't want to go in, Hollis. Not when I have the opportunity to hang out with other people. That's why I have such a problem with death. I just don't want to do it on my own. Can someone do it with me? I don't want to do it. I was thinking about this and I was actually thinking, well, not if you take the approach that, you know, what if, was it not either that said this to me? What if like, we're all dreading death and wherever you go next to me? And this is actually the shit place. That's what I said. Exactly. And this is the shit place. There's another place. There's another place. And you'd be like, oh my god, the fucking heck of all that. I know, but you're mind-blowing, Cox. He doesn't think that there's anything else after. And like, I kind of believe most of what he says because he's... That's scientific. But that's a scientific thing. I do... Well, oh god. No, I think we're going to get into territory here. And I mean, we might offend people in terms of like religion and heaven and all that type of thing. There's lovely religions, though. The Napolese, they have a lovely religion where they believe that like, you literally

31:43go straight to an afterlife. They burn all the bodies. And that's how they've got a really nice way of... Or there is reincarnation. I don't want to come back as a dog or something. Like, you might not come back as bircy. I wouldn't mind being bircy, but like, I wouldn't want to be like... Because that's like that book that you read past lives or something like that. Oh, god, yeah. If you've any problem with... Many lives, many masters. I've spoken about it before in the part. But if you have any worries about death and stuff like that, you have to watch that, read that book. So good. I'm going to read that again. I just think I need a little top up. I try to read it. I'm right. It's the shortest book. Like, oh, you'll be done in two days. How have you just tried to bailed? It's just... I'd listen. And it's so interesting. It took winds over reading. Okay. Did you see the athlete that... Well, obviously did. Now, I'm only... Oh, this is just an update because I spoke to John about it, but the athlete that... Shad herself at the high rocks. She came out with her statement. I just feel like... I just feel like they didn't have a rule in place for this. They have a rule for spitting and sweating and snatching. No, I'm not.

32:44But they didn't have a rule for no reason. I don't know if you've shot your pants that you can't do. She knew she's shatter pants. Yeah, and you can't drive and shit all over it. And I think you can't. I'm not smell it. Because I saw a video on TikTok. Oh god, of her. No, no, no. Well, there was videos of her. There was a video of all these people. I don't know if they're like a yoga retreat or something. And they had to lean back in the grass and like, too. No, one... It was all over like cow shit or something and so much took a video. It was all over. She was wearing a vest. It was absolutely rank. Once it's not fuck shit. Well, I don't understand how do they not account for this being a possibility, a problem. I mean, because I would just assume that if someone was going to shit themselves out like these... But also she should have been taken out of the competition. That is even worse than shit. Well, she did. She did pose something after it and she said a win is win. And would a picture. But then she deleted that. And she'd come out and offered her sincere s apologies to the people of China. Her fellow competitors, the spectators and the hierarchy organization. For what happened. And she should have pulled out. She said she were grasping. She was grasping. She was grasping the decision not to step off the track.

33:44But I guess she's so competitive that she just didn't want to. No, absolutely rank. Sorry. And I think so on hygienic. And also, like, people could get sick from that. It was all over like the courts. For these, I like the poor people that had to clean it up. I couldn't bear having to clean up someone's shit. Honestly. I don't even like cleaning up a birdie's shit. You're not a poor kid. I did use to try to have him to like poems. I'm so happy they can do it themselves. Even I can do it himself now. You just have to do a little check. I saw some bits. What is the robots? There's warnings coming out about the robots and AI that it's just progressing faster than we can keep up. And it's in a danger. I know, but what kind of like we're not people that can do anything about it. It's a people that are like doing AI stuff that needs to stop it. It's not like your chat GBT's and that kind of stuff your Claude. That's not what we need to be worried about. It's whatever else they're doing.

34:44Well, with the humanoid robots. But did you not see there was a video? So I saw this video and it was, I can't remember what country it was in, but basically they had essentially a robot shop assistant. And one of the guys pushed it and then it went to kick the shit out of the two of them. Yeah. And then apparently another robot beast, you saying, Usain Bolt's 100 meter world record at the robot games. Like the fact they're having robot games now is mental. Why do we have to do it? Like, can we just not? Should we look at voice notes from mom? Yeah. What? One of them they asked her what she thought of the viral hyrox athlete who poohed herself on the course. Absolutely disgusting. Let's see what she said. What can I say about Joanna Weitzkrieg? I can't believe that the problem happened at two kilometers in and she kept running with all a number two coming down her legs and whatever.

35:45Maybe she didn't feel it. I don't know, but it sounds drastic. And I mean, they should have stopped her running disgusting really. Number two. And then, oh, why weird question. They asked mom which of your babies was the best looking when they were born. I think she's going to say. For a drug probably. No, your babies. Which one of my babies was that? Yeah, I would say, well, she looks like a little Tibetan baby. At theodore had, he had a weird shaped head. Well, because he was suctioned out. And then he had a nice head. And then he had my back. Normal. Thank you. It's called a good one. I would say also she's going to say also or maybe Remi. I think Remi. I think all Vogue's babies are beautiful when they're born. Beautiful children anyway. But our member Spencer sent me a picture of Theodore and I was on my own in London. And he had had a four-seps delivery. So his head was corn shaped. I nearly died of Pfizer. I didn't know what had happened to the poor child.

36:45Look at us, hey, we were actually answering the questions. Like, yeah. Is that it from them? No, there's a third one. Okay, go. I didn't even see this myself. They asked her what she thought of Sydney Swini's photo shoot where she covered her intimate areas with sports gear. She loves getting her, her, her gear off. She's a total ride, doesn't she? But anyway. I want to know what a mom say. I play golf and we would have rules about what you can wear to play golf. If you wore a t-shirt with no collar, you'd have to have sleeves. And if you had a, so it's quite strict golf. I don't see the point in, I don't think she was right during that. It was a bit stupid, she's obviously looking for attention for Sydney. I remember mom, mom caught me on the golf course and I was wearing a belly tough and she was... She told me about this. She told me about this. She said, you went down, they relayed the story to me. You went down in a completely different outfit. And you obviously changed your outfit.

37:45And when mom was driving in, she saw you lying on the tee box. And there was fellas before you were teeing off. And you were wearing skimpy, wimpy clothes. And then you went off and played. But apparently then after that round it was a competition. You dropped 18 shots. You come to my page. Who knew it was so easy to cheat in golf? Shee! Oh my god! I didn't drop 18 shots. I'd been playing like two weeks. Okay Amber. Okay, there's a viral TikTok trend, Amber. Mm-hmm. Because you're stupid. Sorry, you're the queen of AI. Dupes. Okay? Let's see if you can pronounce these difficult words. Can I read them? How do you pronounce the following? Yeah, go hyperbole. That is correct. Sinicism. Wow! Sinicism. Yeah. D diaphragmatic. Mm-hmm. Yes. Or derbs. Yeah, oh god. Shums easy. Okay, yeah, yeah. Anamata Paya. Anamata Paya. Anamata Paya. Is that not right?

38:45That is right. Anamata Paya. Listen, we're Irish, okay? Um, Worcester. Worcester? Is that right? I can't get that one. Worcester Sure. Worcester Sure. No, it's Worcester Sure. No. Whatever. I hate that word. idiosyncrasy. Uh, epitome. idiosyncrasy. I used to use that word. An idiosyncrasy. It's a unique thing to you in terms of like a specific way that you are. Remember you used to have your word the day and you love it. Absolutely adorable. I love it. The sources are my favorite thing. Guys, how is this a TikTok trend? Come on, those words are like, who can't pronounce them? Well, you just have to say Worcester. Obviously Worcester. I can't do that. Worcester Sure. Yeah, but I don't know why they do this over in the UK. Everything is like Gloucester instead of, but it's a spell Gloucester Shire. So why is it Gloucester when it's Gloucester or Oxford Shire? Oxford Shire. Oxford Shire. On a major. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So it's not me, it's you. Okay. So, oh, here we go. Being on Hygienic, right? This is another thing on TikTok.

39:46I love these questions on TikTok. I love reading all the responses that people do. So basically, my ex never- You're obsessive. This is- I'm reshared me. She sent me by 20 TikTok videos. I don't have TikTok on my phone. It's very funny. I know, but I don't have it. Stop sent you. I have a TikTok. I kind of- I mean, those videos as well. And so my ex never washed his water bottle. This is foul. Like my ex never- Excuse me, never washed his water bottle. And there was a thick black rim around the inside that's stank like booty. Like booty. Look, how could you not smell that? That's like the man who died because he was slowly poisoning himself with the rust from his water bottle. And what's the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen your partner do? I don't know. Like, I wouldn't be with someone who was dirty. I love having a shower. I love these things. These are these snots when he runs. Like he brought his sweater. And my friend, Lucy, was gone for a room with them. And she was like- And so I didn't know, I only met her after.

40:46And she was like, oh, I did a laugh at Spenny. He was doing the snot thing the whole time. I was like, oh, oh, oh. Re-bu- I end up- Because sometimes it touches you. The worst thing is when you're in a swimming pool with someone and they have snots. Oh, I don't know. Even my kids are- But listen to this. These are some of the replies. So this is what happens. People put these questions. And I absolutely love reading the responses. This is absolutely fail. Oh, my God. Yeah. So what's the most unhygienic thing you've ever seen your partner do? He pooped in the shower. A master down the drain with his foot. That's like criminal behavior right there. Straight to jail. That is- Sculsing. I remember I stepped on dog shit out in the balcony before when I went out for a smoky joke. That's what I get. When- Oh, Winnie. Uh-oh. My ex was angry once and punched a hole in the wall. He would piss in the hole in the middle of the night when he couldn't be bothered to go upstairs. Like, what? Like, what? What? That is like sociopathic. That is- Oh, my God. The next one is so disgusting. The guy I liked always had gunk on top of his teeth that I ignored.

41:50I kissed him when it went to my mate. I used to quote with somebody who had spits on the side of their mate all the time. Just loads of spits on the side of their mate. I don't know if I can do- I can't do it. But Winnie- Winnie! I can't read more than this. Two more. I can't read them. You're going to have to read them. Winnie, Winnie, drink. Winnie, drink. Red wine. The spits. Stop, I have to read the last one. Look at the last one. Read the last one and then we have to read the last one. Ah! Read the last one. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Went to a guy's haze after a date and he pulled out a condom. And of his drawer, not in the wrapper. He said he's sometimes he'd wash it and reuse it. But that's what he used to do. Was it sheep's and- Yes, stomach. It wasn't stomach. It was there. It was a judinum, like yeah, they're in test time. The last one is up. My ex had psoriasis on his scalp. He would scratch it and eat it. Oh my God. I did use to have an ex who had psoriasis on his scalp. And he would- It would be like snowing on top of me sometimes.

42:51Oh, God. What a question now. What a question now. That is absolute. And then Pete was telling me last side about this new share of trend, double cleansing. So nice you should do it twice. That's the mentality behind a new TikTok trend where people are being encouraged to watch themselves twice. Two shampoosings, two share of- I didn't do shampoos. I didn't do shampoos. I didn't need to put a ban on TikTok. I think you- I think this too much. You've gone- You're just- This is Pete! Pete put this here obsessed with TikTok. Yes, so what? I actually do that instead of watching TV. That's why I have to not have it on my phone. I do have to take to okay everyone, please follow me. But this trend of like watching yourself, I already shampoot twice. And I watch my feet. And then some people don't watch their feet. No, I don't. I don't- I don't- You're stopping your poo- Oh, but I do share a gel twice as well. Because I share a gel after my conditioner because I feel like the conditioner is on my body. So I do it already, okay? That's how clean I am. And just like that, I think we might be closing out this episode.

43:55Everybody, thank you for listening. Welcome back. It's great to have you. It's good to be here. Now I need to pump so you might hear pumping in the bone. Is that- We're now- I've now rented this line bike for an hour and a half. Stop, Amber! I can't talk about- This is terrible. What do you know of us? I know. They've- They've ended my ride. It's just cost me 25 pounds. Un- Believeable. Well, at least you're as excited. I know I should have just gotten a taxi. This is bad. Thank you very much, everyone. And yeah, great to be back. Thank you so much. Bye. Thank you so much. This has been a global production.