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0:00I don't know how crazy we can get here you can get us listen you can get as crazy as you want I was gonna have you detail what you did with poor Jared and Montreal. I mean I just like you open up with car crashes gunshots, but the one and one thing you got to hold back on is an Iowa karaoke story I'm at one. I don't know if that's ready for the air at Mayo Xperia Back for Thursday number three on the Pat Mayo experience. Code Mayo underdog if you haven't figured that out yet That would be helpful if you go do that CJ Sullivan Kenny Kim stepping in for this Thursday edition Kenny, what was the story you were about to tell us it sounded insane Okay, so I was lighting up a cigarette and I was just introducing myself to CJ and I was talking about how you know He's like, oh guy smoking and I just said that you know Sit these cigarettes have gotten me out of jams before

1:00It was not in a judgmental way real quick. I was saying it was a good look because you're on mute and the smoke was coming through and you're like these Yeah, the right kind of cigarettes smoked have gotten me out of situations. Go ahead. Sorry. Yeah, so I just want to say myself there So so a few years ago I drilled somebody a pedestrian. I fucked him up pretty bad All right, it wasn't my fault. I didn't get in trouble I didn't have to pay for anything because he was it was it was my fault, but it was still horrible. All right, I was in southeast DC in a Going to a site visit and I was leaving. I'm not the best neighborhood. Okay, I make it right. I don't see the guy. He's not in the in the Crosswalk. He's about 10 feet in the front of it and I'm looking to cross it. I don't see one I pull up and I hit him right on the left side like I see his feet like Next to me, right, you know, I'm saying pretty bad like I fucked him up Like it reminded me of Revenge of the Sith at the end where Anakin's like crawling to like you know get out of the lava

2:06That's how this guy was crawling to the sidewalk. It was horrible, right? And so you know, I stopped I pull over of course cops come and like I guess this guy was like a very popular kid in the neighborhood like he he taught like He was like you volunteered at the YMCA at the boys club and stuff like that He was like a like a really centerpiece of the community when I hit him and um So I'm there, you know, I'm I'm a wreck. I mean, this is horrible, right? I felt so bad the guy was jacked up, right? And I got a big car. I got, you know, four-runner limited So it's it's coming at him And so I'm there at the cops are there and like the whole neighborhood comes out Right the whole neighborhood comes out the grannies, you know, cut the aunties come out with their like, you know Moo Moose and they're talking oh my god, it's guy Whatever talking about how good this kid was and everyone's looking me at it in a way, okay And so

3:06The cops are there and I'm like oh, I need something to drink I'm not really feeling great at this point in time and so I asked the cop I was like can I walk over to the 7-11 here And just get something to drink man. I need something to calm me down After what happened and so I'm like all right, so I started walking down there And I need three guys that were around the accident seem big big guys They follow me To like behind me in the 7-11 about A little worried because you know, I just did like run over like one of their boys, right? Well a little bit worried, right? And so I see him coming. The first thing I do is I turn around When I get there before I go in and I light up a cigarette and I smoke These Okay, yeah, and so I light it up and they come up to me. I was like oh man. I'm so sorry I was like oh you guys want to I didn't I didn't see him. I feel so bad I was like you guys want to smoke and they're like oh you smoke new ports. We're like yeah

4:07Yeah, yeah, I smoke new ports you want some here and giving me to and it felt like I got out of a situation. Yeah in that in that time that could have been Very detrimental to my health They're like well, he wasn't that great of a kid anyways since you have new ports. He wasn't a little bit there He kind of fudge some of those grades, but yeah, you're all right with me. I like that The messed up thing is I have no idea what happened to me like I got my car claim in the police report was filed um My insurance tried to get in touch with them for months Nothing happened The police report they couldn't find the police report anymore I have no clue what happened to this guy. I'm hoping he's still alive Yeah, well, it sounds like they run that racket every week basically for just for three new ports really that they've got an insurance Played there, but yeah, that's the old insurance scam. So you get some new ports out this good. Yep So was this more terrifying for you in that moment more or less than that time you found the bullet hole in your wall

5:10I didn't find the bullet hole in the wall bullet. I heard the bullet come into my house It's not like oh like wait. It's not like I saw oh like where did that come from? It's like What the fuck just happened Yeah, that story was crazy too Because the guy some my neighbors right here. I live in this townhouse. My neighbors. They It's rented out and so usually rent the college kids and these guys have been living here for a while Good kids. Good kids But they have these parties every Friday where they make some money the one of the guys is a DJ Right, and the other one is a security guy like and so they have these parties where like they wand people Before they go in and they have a really huge patio like a deck up back They party out there. It's fine. They're kids. I was a kid once. I don't hate it fries and saturdays As long as they keep it fries and saturdays and they ain't keeping me up all night on the week And so one night I guess what happened was a guy was wandered in the house and they had a gun on him I went and let him in and so while he was walking away. He just turned around and started shooting up the houses

6:13Uh, all in in in there I live like half a block from the police station Like it's I would figure it's normally a safe place But it's not anymore because like a mile down the road two cops got killed here recently But you would expect if Fairfax, Virginia normally used to be a very safe neighborhood And I wouldn't expect this but so what happened was I heard the shots Um, I wasn't in my bedroom at the time. Thank God because if I sat up in my bed After the first shot I could have got hit But yeah, so we found bullet holes. There's few bullet holes But it what ended up happening was it worked out Because the insurance covered not only the holes everything happened The people on the deck jumped onto my deck and then uh, you know, jumped Onto the That down the ground because there's no stairs and then they just ran through my my fence And so I got a brand new fence Built for free, which was nice and it's a beautiful fence and I got a dog a couple of years afterwards

7:16So it worked out great no one got hurt But it was definitely a moment Wow, so the insurance covered your fence but not an honor student that you ran over Basically, yeah, I like that. I think that's it. That sounds thumbs up our country That sounds just like it. Yeah, that's a catch 22 One of the guys shows up to the party with you see and he's got a gun You don't want to obviously let him into the party with a gun We also want to turn him away because then he's going to use the gun To express his anger for not being into the party. Yeah CJ is this what you thought you were walking into when we Exactly is what we did doing rehearsal all we did was uh war stories bullet hole stories. I love it Tell people about you because it's your first time on the show If people are unfamiliar with CJ Sullivan, where can they find you and what do you do? And why are you on the show That's a great question now you probably answer one of those My show is called the bottom line bombs. It's on the sports gambling podcast network SGPN was showing green right cream Or my show's personal spot on bombs. It's a combination of

8:16comedy and gambling picks picks with bits for tobacco you so only I like to say it is Um, they do other shows on SGPN But I was that once my main show do that one a couple of times a week also do stand up comedy at tour All around and then We shared each other's uh, we followed John and here we go then pat mayo slides into my DMs and here I am On an on name show can't wait That's how I got here. Yeah, maybe you can come up with the name. I don't know again I will ask the people if you got better suggestions this time Don't look in the comments section. That would be helpful Also sub to the channel hit the like all that stuff gets to the algorithm going Right, and we'll be good on that front So let's reverse it to sports. I did have a few topics here and shout out to Jared Because he'll be coming in with some too So Kenny, I'll throw this to you. Do you want to talk about how much I hate the combine or gelp1 an addictive prevention? I mean, I use gelp1 So that could be something that we can talk about that I'm familiar with the combine. I don't really pay attention to yeah Well, that's okay. So let's start there. Let's start with the combine

9:19I don't understand the point of the combine anymore who is paying attention to this except for people who get paid to cover football Jerk each other off about whoa, we'll go to charge hands like does anyone actually care about this? I know it's insane. I was so dumb. I thought that That player for Miami defensive end was was good because I watched him play football But then I found out he has short arms and apparently that means he's not good I watched him, you know, and all the playoffs dominate and then they're saying nope not at all He has 31 inch arms. They're like 31 inch arms because that good is that bad. I don't know. It's still like Like when I honestly don't know my jacket size seem arm whatever I don't know what what is a good number or bad number like then they're like oh Michael Parsons is 32 Michael. What's it another inch? What's the difference? Like It's just so weird what I have them in shorts and running track and track shoes and spandex with the blocks like who no No, why receiver runs around with running blocks out there Um, it's just it's just insane. Who cares about a 40 time? Kenny It's like when the dunk contest used to mean something because

10:21MJ was in the dunk contest or Vince Carter was in the dunk contest I get none of the good college guys are gonna be drafted inside the top 20 or participating at the combine anymore Why do I care about this? Yeah, I mean Here's the thing like There used to be a timeline cared about right when I was like really heavy in the football and I love football And it was the shit and you know, I was live and die breathe all I could do but in the last 10 years I don't know if it's the quality of the game or how shitty my team has been Oh, you were on a hold on you were on this show No less than a year ago talking about the future how great Washington is how excited you were now they're shit again But that's it. It's my team. It's really the only ones I care about now Like and that's all sports like sports just Don't do it for me as much as it used to anymore except for my local teams, right? I will live and die with my local teams when it comes to the whole broad aspect of the NFL the NBA You know, I don't give a fuck anymore, and I think it's because the product's been watered down especially the NBA

11:26You know, and the NFL just doesn't I don't like the way everything's going to being pacified. I get it Like these guys have to they make a lot of money. They got to stay healthy. I understand that But I feel like like the essence of the game has been lost Where it was like that that give me you know me against you Mano Mano in the trenches and like I will hit you as hard as I can anyway. I can't knock that ball loose That's what I loved about football, right? And nowadays it's just not like that Everything's just catered to the offense and it sort of brought me down So I don't really don't care about the combine. It's basically a cattle call right for these guys to go out and show their shit But like doesn't really matter like guys who run 4 140 yard dashers like how many of them actually been good No, not ready CGU you have a team you root for Uh, yeah, I'm an eagle fan um and the combined world no no colors in the combine. It's all all underwear um

12:27But yeah, now I am a Philadelphia fans where I was born raised but um Yeah, I mean, I agree. I think a lot of it is get what you're saying about uh not care anymore This isn't when you get older and especially when you start gambling you Easily can separate you know the passion is definitely gone But like you're right the hometown team is like when you You get that feeling like oh, I remember this feeling. Yeah, I remember caring about things and not looking at it through a cold dark lens Of uh backdoor covers Well, you're also an eagle's fan. So there's there's nothing they can do to make you feel good. You've been all right now No, it's it's it's it's it's our birthright to hate But okay, let's say jay one hurts the sides he quits football tomorrow And let's say the last week before the combine you know like wow the eagles are in the market for a quarterback now And then you go to watch the combine to get hyped about the next guy if they draft and none of the top four quarterbacks are doing anything there They're just pass on that like that's not fun for you Or they show up and they don't participate in some of the events like uh Carson back in Diego whatever they did

13:28They just like yeah, we're not gonna run the 40 we're not gonna throw this I'm much we're not gonna throw it all like wouldn't you be not gonna throw you're a quarterback Ah, we're gonna have another day in Vanderbilt you guys can come to see us. I just wanted to hang out and Type that up and tell you a little. Why do you even needapolis? It's just it's a bizarre and I'm that too because I bet on back to run Oh slower than a 4 8 40 because he said he hasn't ran in years But he claimed he ran a 4 7 and then all people do that. Yeah, I ran a 4 7 back in the day. He wasn't he was gonna run a 5 Was gonna be great What do you guys think you guys run in a 40 right now? I could drink a 40 fast maybe I played darts yesterday for an extended amount of time um and I can barely walk I'm not even joking like he's leaning forward on their front foot so much Right and like I literally can barely walk today after playing darts Well, you gotta go retreat. You gotta go retrieve them come back everything. I mean It's it sounds sounds devastating Jared you're you're a dartsman

14:30You have a dart board up in your room playing online with your friends. I do. Yeah. No, what can he said? It's fucking bang on and the calf the hamstring like behind the knee that The calf and then this little place right here in the arm. Yeah, like the other side of your elbow. It's your tennis cycle I know it starts all day like you play for like eight hours. You're gambling. I lost like 1200 bucks So like it was like intense, right? We were hammered too So that sort of came into it But like I could I could barely walk a 40 yard dash right now It well Jared's young he he should be spry with this. He started playing hockey again like dude couldn't walk Yeah, but he doesn't he heard his banjo string and that's got to fuck shit up Yeah, no hockey hurt way less than playing darts for a few hours actually your real life. Yeah. No, calf was fucked Is absolutely fine. Yeah I played golf before I played golf before I played darts and I was fine. I got in I wasn't sore. I it was my first round of the year no problem

15:31Then eight hours of darts killed me What what's it like playing golf in February? That sounds glorious. Hmm. It's great played Saturday shout out to the Roosevelt golf club I told him to get my shout out on the show their big fans. We have a little Saturday skins game It was hot Actually, it was pretty it was crazy hot. It was like 85 or something. It was like the hottest day in February history So hello and cuddle it's not it's not all you know paradise out here fellas. I know you guys are all Snow and under but you can get steamy out here, but uh, yeah It's one of the only advantages of golfing year-round for sure. It's uh, it's great. I just check I checked the weather. It's minus 12 here right now Mm-hmm That's that's not funny. Yeah, I'm playing it Saturday. It's supposed to be seven. I played this past Saturday was 60 Supposed to be 70 this Saturday. I was finally I was able to find a teatime 730 But I sort of like playing early in the morning. Yes for sure. Yeah, I got there for the sun roast I mean you got you guys are larger individuals versus someone like me So in our core group, there's two bigger guys two smaller guys

16:34And they always talk about fat man golf that they wanted to be like a little bit misty not too hot And like a bit wet on the ground. That's like ideal temps like I like it when it's I don't know what it would be in Fahrenheit like 90 degrees That's what I want to play in at all times That's when I start to thrive playing golf when it's too cold my hands get cold And I'm gonna talk about like when it's like actually cold, but like 60 degrees That's not warm enough for me. Do you guys prefer it when it's colder than hotter? I don't prefer 90 degrees in anything in life Yeah, I don't know what it's like. That's that's it sounds like a lot of sweat So no, I would I would go 75 of course who who wants it hot that's insane I don't mind uh They keep anymore. I used to I was a little bit heavier in the past Uh, and as I've gotten older uh I've sort of run gone from running hot to running cold Uh, yeah cold very easy now that I'm old uh, and I lost a little bit late So I don't mind the 90 degrees. I mean, of course 7580 would be ideal All right, but I mean, I'll play 90 95 even 100

17:37Uh, once we get once we get the triple figures is when I Start and we deal with a lot of humidity here in in the mid Atlantic Uh, and so that tends to that tends to accentuate the temperatures, but uh, I'd rather have it 100 degrees and 30 Oh, yeah, for sure And I definitely you definitely feel it if you're playing bad too like it's started I started feeling the sun beat down me like once I tripled on number eight there And it's like oh, yeah, now I'm like Moses and a desert getting back from like what am I doing out here? I'm gonna drop these clubs and walk off But yeah, it's start it starts hitting you if you're not playing well Another thing is I don't drink on the course me need barely anymore I used to you know, it used to be a social thing I just got those part of the deal of playing golf But now like I actually want to get better and like the goal to play golf is to play good golf It's not to just hang around with your boys and get shitty like I like going on the boys I just avoid the shitty part so I can play well and so without the booze Oh 95 degrees is not as difficult

18:39Yeah, that's true humidity's not something I ever really experience growing up We don't get a ton of it here. Just living to right. I live a hundred yards from the ocean And just it's windy all the time not a ton of humidity when I started moving around I moved to Toronto moved in New York all of a sudden like it was like totally So like 90 degrees here would not be 90 degrees there if that makes any sense. Yeah for sure And I agree all I also agree with the no drinking on the golf except for two scotches before and for the back Because doctor recommends after the back. That's the city. Yep, but you don't take anything when you go out there But yeah, that ocean breeze is definitely nice There's certain groups of guys that I know when I'm playing with them We're getting shitty and I have that plan, you know But my core group of guys we like playing and we like playing well and we like gamble. Yeah So so We tend to avoid them and one of them is, you know Opala who is trying to recover So to be friends, you know Like I'm an Opala but I'm not really trying to recover

19:39Right, but yeah, he is and he's trying to make the effort Got a family like kids and everything so we're trying to be good to him And you're in your yeah, and your service to him is holding off for a couple hours in a golf course before you start Not gonna back. You don't want to rub in his face Kenny, I know you go on like the boys golfer if I got mine at the end of the summer every year Anyway, I go on to one of them's like with my like core group long time friends The other ones are just like random pairings of like three friends that have one interconnection It's like a I was a serious golf trip but more serious people are there to go play some golf at some nice courses Rather some dog track where everyone's kind of getting fucked up the entire time. CJ you do this as well Golf trip with the boys. Yeah, it sounds great in theory I don't really have like that kind of I'm gonna have my own regular golf crew or whatever that's like friends But no, we don't do like a Destination one to really as much as mom. I'm on the we're on the road a lot. So I don't know It's something we definitely shouldn't put together. It's something you can do every day It sounds like if you're always on the yeah, I know what that's true, too But of course we're all spread out, but you're right. I'm just making excuses, but but where'd you guys go last?

20:44Where'd you guys go last year? We went to Pinehurst last year. Oh, yeah, I would there two years ago It's not technically a golf trip, but we do play golf and I have this auction link that I'm And two of the guys are there are just absolutely loaded right and they basically just cover the trip There's 10 people in the league and like there's a wait list to get in the league The league's been going on for like 15 year 20 years. I got in like four years ago Right, and I was on the wait list for like 12 years Right, like no one leaves this league because it's amazing Because these guys just pay for all of us to go to different locations. We've been to Pinehurst We've been to Tampa. We've been to the landing city. We're supposed to go to Vegas You know and stuff like that and they'd get this nice Play your place to stay You know, we end up doing our stuff usually playing golf at least one day So I mean, that's like the boys trip. I mean, I mean me and Byron and Mike the producer for our show We went on a trip to Iowa last year. That was a lot of fun. You know

21:49Overdid it a little bit, but it was a lot of fun So in Iowa I mean, I probably pronounce I feel like I always pronounce that incorrectly I don't care at this point if there's like the eight people in Iowa want to come after me. They can come out By two two two digs in Iowa. They're in 10 seconds Pat listen Byron's there Byron's listing He's gonna know he lives there. He can deal with it But it is it one of those things where you can go play like a five star golf course That would cost you 300 bucks around it's like 20 bucks. Yeah 80 bucks, so we play the tournament club of Iowa They play I guess you also open qualifiers there and stuff like that I think it was like 65 with a cart 60 with a cart or something like that It's the I played pretty well in that trip like I think I shot like 91s 88 like around there. I'm a 12 You know and for the amount of booze I was drinking. I thought that was good scores. Turn them a club of Iowa shot 125 It was not fun. Wow one of the hardest courses ever played my life And then when you go to the bar that tab is like $20 to it's a it's a perfect package

22:51That's when you that's when you really can't believe the first night I was in Iowa. Okay, we go to his Byron's local bar We go to his bar You know, it's like four of us. We're getting shitty shots beers whatever. I'm covering whole thing right You know, we're getting fucked up. I get the bill. It's like 88 dollars Like I was like what do you mean? It's 88 dollars. We must have like 20 shots and 15 beers Yeah, that's how much it cost me. What do you mean? That's how much it costs? As I was like okay. All right. I was like okay. It's like game 200 bucks Yeah, I feel like that's how much I should have been spending right based upon where I usually go and drink and stuff like that I was like all right. Here's two basically. I was a god at that place. It's amazing And at that point, you're just like well, how much is the bar? I guess I was by this bar at this point Yeah, and so like we went there every night. It was crazy. Uh one of the the karaoke night there Quite possibly one of the wildest nights. I've been out in my life just for come on just for the people

23:56That were there like the the the I don't know how crazy we can get here you can get us Listen, you can get as crazy as you want. I was gonna have you detail what you did with poor Jared and Montreal I mean I just like you open up with car crashes gunshots, but the one and one thing you got to hold back on is an Iowa karaoke story I don't know if that's ready for the air I'll post this picture when this when this gets released. There was a guy there. We call them um Any read with time. All right. That's what they looked like and the people that there was this one guy He came in just tight clothing like You know, you coup the dangling earrings just seeing prints the whole fucking night. He was great. He was great He was great. Uh, just just the people that you see at this place. You don't know you forget like when you live in such a metropolitan area Right that these people exist

24:56All right, it was so much fun. I had a great time. Those people were so lovely. Uh, I would love to uh, can't wait to go back Basically, yeah, they do more than exist. They thrive. Yeah, they are absolutely living and thriving. I sang I sang a little Randy Travis and Uh, what's that? Just just to be with you. I forget who sings that song, but then in the late 90s or early 90s. Yes One who wants to be with you. I know I suck at it right now because I have to be true drunk right But uh, those are those are my two go-to options I carry out underdogs expanding the game You already know their player picks pick higher lower on player stats today Underdog prediction markets are live in 25 states back your squad with spreads handicap for closer game or totals higher lower combined score Combined with player picks for bigger payouts new customers play five dollars on fantasy get 75 dollars in fantasy bonus entries code mayo team picks player picks all on underdog

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27:05I wonder right get me three underrated cities that I need to go to Hmm, that's interesting Well, I won't say anything, and I will so I know your attitude towards that great state of our country Fuck off the Moines The boy was cool But you're initially guide restaurant they got some shit They do have a lot of shit. It is surprising everybody. It is pretty. It's definitely flat 100% there the brass could also flat. I actually like Omaha I think Omaha's a pretty fun city to be honest with you. It's weird because it's got all that you know That new money the Warren Buffett money, you know, and it's like everything's like kind of clean stuff But it's got to it's got a decent like art scene like on the other side and stuff like that. There's there's things you can do I don't know my that that I always say that because that's that city surprise me when I was like wow I did not think there's gonna be anything there, but uh, yeah, no, no, not just a zoo either um Anywhere Colorado I like as well. They're always it's always fun Up there um, I went to Memphis last year

28:06And I was shocked at how much I enjoyed being in Memphis and yeah, just like you like going down I didn't spend a ton of time downtown like two days there You know like even going out at night like the people I was with they were with the PGA tours They were like you probably don't want to go down there. It's like I'm gonna fucking go walk around. It's fine I'm sure so I'm just walking around just fucking great It felt alive. I enjoy cities that feel alive when you're out of I would rather be there than Nashville to be honest with you It's it's it's more real Nashville so touristy. Yeah, it's so like and Nashville's got great like art scenes and stuff too But yeah, it's ridiculous. It's a batch of downtown now my favorite city in the United States is Charleston, South Carolina Really? Charleston's great. Charleston's great. You got golf you got eight colleges in that town So the women are out of fucking control, right? The female to male population at Charleston's like 52 to 48 Which is a very wide margin when it comes of you know more female And the food scene is absolutely incredible

29:08Um, and I love food, right? I'm a big foodie, right? And so the food scene. There's so many great restaurants Um, there's uh, you know, even like the whole more the best fried chicken I ever had was in Charleston a place called Leon's oyster bar in the bad side of town Of course every major place has a bad side of town But if you can find the locations in that bad side of town that has a good food That's where you go because it's it's a lot less expensive and the food is amazing the way they cook They basically make kind of chicken in the four a whole chicken in the forest and then they did their breading And then they fried it once with an important they base it with hot sauce And then they do a little frying technique They baste it Fried once come back out and like they do something with the fat inside in between the uh the meat and the skin And they like eliminate the fat and then they fry it again So when you eliminate that fat, it creates this like super crispy skin like a crazy crispy skin and and it holds all the moisture for the fried chicken

30:12Um, and it's it was best fried chicken I ever had if you ever now it's still open Vera in Charleston south kind of Leon's oyster bar. Do you like it better than Savannah Georgia Charleston? Uh, Savannah. I love but I did have a little bit of issues with it Okay, he had three people with his car If you were white It's a place to fucking be yeah, I'll tell you that right now if you're white and you're straight So pay for that place to be I went with myself and my lesbian wife Right and you can tell that she's a fucking died, right? You know, I'm saying you could tell I love her to death She She actually just passed away, but I shouldn't have said that but I love it so much, right? I love there's so much right and I know I shouldn't laugh at that And I I'm gonna open I'm gonna open laugh at that setup And so you know, she has a she had the rainbow tattoo I'm gonna pack her neck You know, I'm saying like you could tell One restaurant it was the old pink house probably the most famous restaurant in Savannah. It used to be a former

31:12Plantation home, right? The weird thing about this place and I actually talked about with Pat from the juckies because it's one of his favorite restaurants Um, and I talked to him about it. I felt a little bit uncomfortable Um, I will say that because um first off, you know, it's a plantation home And like all the servers were black All the people going to the restaurant are old and white and rich It just was a weird vibe Just got a certain plantations have an energy to it for sure. Yeah, I mean, it's got a thing that's the you can't scrub those off the walls Yeah, and so like it was a little bit we and like you know, we did not we got a lot of dirty looks Uh, mostly because of my my life being wife at the time And so I will say there's like certain areas of the world where if you're white and straight It's great and Savannah would be one of them and Boston would be the other one Yeah, Boston for sure you were talking about chicken in the bad neighborhood and you're right my best fried chicken I ever had was some gas station in North Carolina where one guy came in a lot of gas stations. You should have good ones there

32:16And arms? Yeah, look there. It's like um, okay Prince is yet or somewhere good. There's one. It's a it's like absolutely Amazing. It's just one guy and he comes in like he and he would didn't come into one day. It was like Suddenly it's like Saturday more like where's the uh like where's the world to chicken my guy didn't come in I gotta get my call. What happens if he doesn't come in like there's no chicken. Okay. All right I guess that you know, he's either there. There's chicken if he's not it's not, but it's the best chicken you ever had It's incredible. I love gas station chicken I have a friend who would love you hearing saying that yeah And Carol Sanders started a gas station. That's what it was. It was like it drives a drive-thru thing when he invented the Whatever to slow-fire We see a royal farms chicken in a gas station Mm-hmm. It's fresh and it hasn't been sitting in there. It shit's delicious. Yeah Kenny when you look at that bill after karaoke it was like 88 bucks Was that the opposite feeling that you had when you took us all out to that tasting dinner? I

33:17I knew the tasting dinner was gonna cost a lot. I had planned that I'd budgeted that the thing about I'm a foodie right and when I go on trips I know not everybody else is a foodie not everybody else wants to spend $500 on a meal So like the only way sometimes I can get these guys out to the restaurants that I want to go to because every time I go on a trip I want to go to at least one amazing restaurant right and in In mantra all we went to that one when I went to Toronto I got there a day before most of the guys for the custody awards and I went to a Michelin star restaurant by myself Right Right, you know, and it was amazing So when you're on a group with your boys and you want to go to a restaurant like that The only way you're gonna get all of them to come is if you offer the pay Right, I mean that that's it because guys don't want to go out and spend two three four hundred dollars on dinner Where they could spend that in a week for the whole trip, right? So you sort of have to make that

34:19You know concession if you want to go To a nice restaurant with your boys and for me. I don't mind doing that like I'm single I have no kids. I'm 45 years old. I have a good job. I have disposable money Right, and if I'm gonna spend it I want to spend it on something that I really want to spend it on food is up there Like good amazing, you know top of the line of you know incredible Michelin star type food I love it. It's a bolt. It's a bold move saying you're gonna pay for it beforehand with they I mean you know People know coming in, you know, they can go balls out with the order like I was when they say like afterwards You know, I'm like oh, I'm gonna pick this up like I would have got the surf from turf. Why don't you tell me that now? I want to have got sad. What's horrible? How many of us were there Pat? I mean, there's like 2,500 bucks Hey, there's 10 a little bit more It wasn't crazy. Yeah 10 10 or 12 and being part of it was we were just filming Jeff and Tim the entire time eating all the stuff That they really didn't want to try

35:20Hey cuss try it all cuss and join it because like every single bitch that came out Wait, it was filled for content Yeah, and you guys didn't pitch in for the bill. This is amazing You still make can he pay for Can we embarrass Jared on the show? Sure So when I ask in the guest yeah 100% go for I say yes So we were all together for president's cup and Montreal two years ago and we were all stayed at what To hear cuss talk about the place we stayed at was it was like his living nightmare There was too many people all the towels weren't completely clean every time he came out He had to share a room with other people But for everyone else, I think we all had a pretty good time doing what we were doing there the entire trip But we went to the casino one night and All of us went ran to buy ready couldn't get American money

36:21Ah, he goes like bank card wouldn't work So he spent the entire night like dancing downstairs I thought he's gonna get sure not at one point him and Mike the producer your guys at show But I ran to Jeff who was out of his mind. I didn't see I didn't see Jared and I saw you and you left with them And that's the last I saw of you guys till the morning basically. Yeah, well, I'll tell you right now Jeff was insane Insane drunk and at that point in time it was it was a lot of like Stuff going on in the world. There was like anti-Semitic You know in like or like it was a pasta in a Stein and Israel that sort of thing was going on and at the bar in the casino Let's just say we're surrounded by a lot of light skinned dark people Right, there's a lot of them in Toronto and Jeff is out there just Yelling f**k amass Wrong The Jeff I get it bro, but like check around you before you start saying shit like that

37:23So that was the beginning of the night, right? And so so so after that. I'm like we're going to strip club so with me Jared Jeff and there was one more his Paul Paul That's right. Let's Paul we all go to the strip club and like I guess I am known As the strip club guy I don't know. That's just what that's just hold on hold on. I believe it was called the Michael Jordan of strip clubs Wow, and that's from the strippers. They say that as soon as he comes up It probably do also you know how much money I spend a strip club, but yeah What Jeff said was that Me walking into a strip club is the equivalent to Michael Jordan walking into the United Center Wow is what is what he said? They played the Allen Parsons song and everything just the whole entrance. Yeah, there's there's there's a way to make yourself known when you go to a strip club Okay, we'll just one oh one here on the pat and they'll experience It and it's not yelling f**k amass

38:27Hey first before you That actually happened later on But all right, okay Either the cover it was like 40 bucks. I gave the lady 100 keep the change, right? And you go there's a there's a manager the manager is the one that you need to take care of he will get you the right women For whatever needs you have At that time, okay, he's basically the pimp right when it comes to a strip club Yeah, I hand that guy like 300 bucks. I gave him 300 bucks. I was like I want the IP I want ball service and I want at least one girl for each of us and then I was like my girl Make sure she likes a little extra right basically is what I said and he knows which girls Do the extra right yeah, right he knows And so we went we went to the we had nicely at the seating we had you know bottle service I went ahead and got everybody a dance in the back right in the back of you know, I got Jeff one

39:28I got A Jared one. I got Paul one and the hilarious thing story about Jared was after He went into back. I don't know exactly what happened back there. I'm not sure. I'm not gonna ask But but he went to the back and he came back and he's like I got to make a call I'm like, I'm calling to make sure you're man. I got to call my girlfriend. I was like, what the fuck do you mean? I got to let her know what just happened. I was like, what the fuck do you mean you have to let her know what happened What are you talking about bro, but But he called her and then the next year when we went to Toronto Um, I realized why because Jared your girlfriend's a smoke show She's absolutely stunning. Yes sister and so and so if I was you I probably would have done the same thing But I probably wouldn't have paid $1,500 to go to the hotel and paying two strippers So Probably wouldn't have done that because that's what ended up happening. I got everyone to dance

40:28Funny enough. They got a Jewish girl for Jeff. Yeah, Jeff was all over it The thing is they weren't even like they didn't do anything It was like they were just talking shit about homos Yeah, they're gonna complain. You know, it's the last girl. It's a Jewish stripper. The last thing you wanted to do a stripper That's a strip club, but yeah, so I was the girl. I was with not the best looking but she again Did the extra? The extra and so Luckily enough, she didn't feel safe with just one person so she brought her friend and her friend was hot Hot and so we went to the hotel across street did whatever I did I got I got two things on this hold on. Yeah, I really this is the first time I have really wanted a camera facing you just to see Yeah, I know he was telling that was just terrific. Yeah, I was Michael, Michael Jordan from what we're not of called the girlfriend from inside the strip club Yeah, you're saying you said you would have done that Michael Jordan back. Go ahead. I need to hear this explanation Yeah, so one Jeff

41:29About Jeff at the casino. I left I left Paul and Byron and somebody and I was looking around looking around And I see Jeff posted up at the bar. It's got his drinks in hand and I touch him and his back is like the fucking Nile Like it's so it's disgusting And he turns around he's like Jared and keep in mind that I've met Jeff literally one time Like the day before it's like Jared. I'm in fucking space And fuck the other thing. Oh, yeah, Paul's stripper. So Paul was having none of it. He was like sober And the strippers like the stripper sounds like I'm being a jackass, but like I didn't know her name Obviously, and she's like smoking a vape and Paul's like can I have a head of that? And she's like no, I'm actually super sick Yeah Still came to work though did you all right? What the fuck are you doing man God the call and the girl so the call of the girlfriend was inside the club so the house music is playing over it

42:32You know rap music like you're talking over it just outside Had to step outside. Yeah, so you said where you said where you were and what you didn't Great of a She's texting me. I told her we're going to the casino like we're having a life whatever she's like keep in touch I'm like well, what better time to keep in touch then right now right at this moment also like better part of four in the morning I want to say Kenny probably When you're in a strip club, it's like a casino time stands still right Roughshaving the course the next day at Royal Montreal Oh They only saw a handful of Mayo Media Network employees That was a day was a break to happen. Yeah, for a lot of people. Yeah All right, Kenny buying tasting menus all around restaurant strip clubs everyone gets a taste Well, is that no kids no wife? We love it The food was provided for us at the course, which I was told Kenny was Michelin star. So Yeah, the the media food from cost right yeah

43:34All right, the food was good. I enjoyed the meaty there. Hopefully I might be able to get me getting I might have to talk you in to trying to get me media pass for the live event I know Vicente might hook it up. I've been talking to him here locally. Let's see how live does it I bet you they do it well Yeah, Michelin Stark, incidentally, was the name of the stripper. He was just talking about Yeah I'll throw this to you CJ here's a new story that I've stumbled across It starts outside then it gets weird. So here we are After losing her 27-year-old son to cancer in 2020 the mom used his frozen sperm and a donor egg to have his daughter via the US surrogate program Born in 2023 the child is legally both her daughter and her granddaughter your thoughts Sounds like one of those riddles. I know that he's a doctor. I can't operate on my son because the doctor's a woman that kind of a massage anything So what happened now? Wait when did it get sad the cancer part? Yeah, when the son died Yeah, yeah son died and it got the sperm out of him

44:36Yeah, so he he froze his sperm before he died in case anything happened to him So then she went and bought like a donor egg and then put it through in vitro and had a baby that is his daughter That is her granddaughter, but now it's her daughter The mom did it the mom did what's yeah, what state what state was this? You know this I do not know This sounds it's weird because it's obviously in bread, but they do have some technology So that's what that's throwing me for a loop there, but it's not it's not it wasn't it wasn't the mom's egg She went and bought the egg from someone else. Yeah, I mean she's not a sicko I guess not she bought she bought it she bought eggs at the mar at the farmers market brought up tacking some embryos Got the kids Sample which I imagine was in the fridge the kitchen fridge the whole time waiting for him to go I don't know if I wanted I get the want to do this like it if it was really I mean you're a parent right So it makes sense for me it doesn't because I don't have kids. I don't understand Yeah, yeah, yeah, if I lost my child I knew that like then they were down right around 30 or so and they wanted to have kids and didn't I don't know

45:41It's to read the story to me like the first read through like when you hear that headline Like that's really twisted and then you start thinking about like, yeah, well, I get it I don't think I would do it like I kind of get it Yeah, no, I think this story is for you Pat is why you brought it up here to explain yourself the mom and grandma We're the same person then yeah, well, it's a grandma who's raising the kid so she's legally the mom Yeah, and you don't think that's that's odd at all you you understand that I mean I think it's odd for sure That's why I brought it up to you, but yeah, no, no for sure. I mean, I guess uh Now yeah, you know what no, I'm just gonna say no on this 100% no Kenny how I mean you're your grandma's still kicking right yeah, yeah So like my grandma basically raised me so this is basically the same situation, isn't it? It's very very yeah, it's something I'm here to think a close thing I can relate this to as like my dog like I love my dog and If if I knew he's gonna pass away like and I had a chance to like clone him or something

46:42I would because you know, I you know when I love the dog, right? I'd like to keep remembering going as long as possible And if I had that opportunity, I'd probably do it, right? But that would be the closest situation where I can relate to this Yeah, the only difference is though the dog never came out of your body and was birth like this one And then you didn't grab it semen and put it back inside of your body You know, that's what this woman did and pat his a okay with it. Oh see that I Maybe I read that wrong I don't think that she had the baby. I think it was like in vitro like like oh surrogate surrogate Someone else I thought she had I thought she brought it back into her like brought it like the cycle of life No, I I don't think she was like fertile All right, that's not as bad. I still don't like her handling his semen as much though Yeah, I if she had the baby then yes, I wouldn't completely the fucking weird story was now I want to I want to a I went to a brothel called semen's Yeah, it's a state mark there. St. Martin has a brothel

47:45yeah Italian semen right here She's a Spanish TV star Nice it's an old Milano team dead team Jared you got a story for us Uh, yeah, I got a couple all right, so I was watching sign fell the other day Okay, and that seam or a lane is in the bathroom and she's like can you spare a square And woman's like no, and I looked at Heather and I was like I would never fucking ask that in my life I would wait for everybody to leave and I would walk out like pull the pants up set squat walk the exactly and pull them up slightly and walk around and get more So I was the question is would you guys do that if you ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom? Would you ask yes? Next you really absolutely yeah Yeah, for sure any kind of code and um I I tell you what and I've we've all been in situations where he had to improvise when there was no toilet paper and uh, you know We've all been in that situation, so of course you definitely spare a square and you have to you know Whatever's gotten run on these papers where I was sport old sporting news sock whatever you know what I mean

48:49So yes, you're definitely spare and square I thought it was girl code that they did that too Maybe the whole who knows what who knows what goes on a women's bathrooms. Anyway, it's a palace in there You're actually walking walking the one is like so nice. It's very I don't know what you I worked in restaurants You for long enough that the the women's bathroom a lot of times it's worse Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What are you doing in the women's bathroom? I don't know what these women are doing out there Like I worked in some places where like nightclub, especially, right? Yeah, I worked in this one nightclub Um, but in Rono Uh, and um, I was bartender there, you know, we cleaned bathrooms at the end of the day and the men's you know Should piss everywhere. So but like the women like I don't know what they're doing like if they're squatting and don't I and like should spring I don't know what's going on Shit spring and like and like the stuff that's left on the sides like the personal, you know Women time stuff and like It's good if they don't have respect for the bathroom. They can really fuck it up

49:53Yeah, I worked in a club like that as well Same thing like the guys bathroom is mostly just blow a few extra drinks and piss on the floor The girls bathroom is like 25 extra drinks Use tampons shit Hit like it's it's a man Like I mean like I sit on the toilet even though it's public Right, I don't I don't care, right? I'm like I'm I'm not gonna do the the defensive stance squat Over the toilet and try and make it. I feel like women do that because they don't want their butts touching the toilet And who knows where shit's flying once that happens I feel like it has a lot to do with the clubs you guys are going to Maybe with a plant on this one it's women's restroom where shit is just flying everywhere against the walls and Yeah, tampon fights are happening. I mean sounds good sounds like a good brand of woman though Yeah, Jared this place you worked at would you call it a classy establishment? I mean no, I I've played hockey one time with a guy

50:55And he was in the bar one night and I was guarding you know guarding the bathrooms And he looked at me. He was like Jared. We're just gonna do some blowing on the bathroom And he's like six six Built the fuck. I was like, yeah, man. Do you think dude? It's the one thing I was there that people not do is like yeah, man You thought you do your go-go now I'm not sitting in front of this one. So that's the kind of bar. I was basically wherever you wanted All right, I have one more for you that that didn't get the reaction I was hoping for now because you're not a team player But apparently yeah, apparently it's my fault Um, okay. Yeah, so I saw this on Instagram and it was basically a thread of like things people had done Um on a first date that were like complete turn-offs. So it got me thinking What would somebody have to do on a first date for you to call it then and there? Like you would leave the date early I'm holding that so I can't really you know Pink and shoes very much often anymore. It would take a lot

51:56Uh for that. I mean, you know, especially she was hot, you know This specific one was like her life was annoying And so she the guy was like I could not be with you at any point if you're gonna keep laughing like that I wouldn't call the date right there. I'd finish it. Yeah I feel like I have enough like class to be like not make a thing of it me like all right nice meeting you see you later I mean, I should my pants in the date and that ended it That that sounds like you're in the women's room. That's filthy women's room. I have to buy a fit store I hope people know that story Yeah, could you shit your pants to get out of the date or the shit the pants happen in there? No, it was over I didn't realize I was shitting my pants. Right. I had eaten something with a heavy oil content Um, it was called Butterfish And we're back at her place After the meal Yeah, and she's on the white pleather is so far and all of a sudden I start sliding On the hook. I'm like what's going on here? What's going on?

52:56Ah, and then I realized like my asshole had been leaking To be known unbeknownst to me white couch. I was definitely gonna smash. She was like the third date I'd planned it out perfectly right, you know, listen to her for the first two dates Which is usually my attention span for women. That's why I was single 45 but I listened for those first two dates, you know, she liked Japanese food. She liked You know Why she like being near a harbor because she was a navy brat. So I took her to Baltimore took her to a harbor took her to a Hawaiian Japanese fusion restaurant and I ordered something called Butterfish Yeah, and then what I did not realize afterwards is after I started sliding I was like oh, I knew I was gonna you know, I was like ah something came up. I have to run and I basically like pulled my back To her the whole way never showed her my back and I'm looking to the couch. It was a big green stain sitting there And so I left went to the car and I googled what I ate and it says if you eat more than six ounces it can cost anal leakage

54:00And probably like a 10 ounce portion and my anal was leaking She gets part of the blame for having a white couch though. I'm gonna say that. I'll give you credit for that That you know white couches are diabolical This may be the first episode of this show since cam went on some of his rants that might get rated x by youtube Kenny so that that's congratulations. That's quite an achievement But he did come up with a great show title anal leakage not In the club leader in the clubhouse for the new pat meow show anal leakage. I say Oh boy That seems like it's kind of on you though for eating butter fish on the third when you know you're gonna smash right? It seems like it's all here's the thing like it was a foot. He's a foot. He's a foot. He never tried it before Yeah, well, it's not just that when you're with a girl She liked a lot of girls like people who like to try exciting new things Right? That's a that's a trait that like when I'm like in men, right? And so they're like oh, I've never tried this work Let's try it. I'm always down for new stuff. Right

55:00uh That was part of the routine to try and get in the pants. Yeah, here's a man who's daring Who doesn't care about the uh repercussions that are gonna come later on I know what the reason why I'm not reading that I've she obviously didn't know either. She probably should have gave a warning. Yeah Yeah, how many ounces did you have? It was like 10 ounces. Oh, yeah, like give this motherfucker the biggest piece of butter fish I don't know Let's fuck with them. Oh, they couldn't believe you ordered. Oh my god. Somebody ordered a butter fish Let's get it get it It was delicious. I bet I am really dreading now because it's also called If you see it, it's called escolar also just I had stuff for all you guys out there. All right Fair enough My wife is doing about two weeks So the plan is that if I have to miss time Kenny that cost is gonna code is gonna host the show in my spot for just Maximum laughs. I'm really I might have to schedule you two to come back when cussed his hosting because he may have ran off the door by now

56:07Yeah, he wouldn't last the whole show now Oh my god, this is uh maze Uh an amazing stories um Yeah, that's a red flag. I got shitting the pants would be a red flag Fancy the date question Either way. I'm a woman shitter pants at the table at the table I think I would end the date she if she takes into that filthy women's room where I have a tampon fights let I'll let her have at it that I wouldn't cancel the date for but other not yeah pants shitting I think I will go with as my number one red flag do you normally like drive to shows or you take flights Oh, yeah, I'm obviously depends. We usually fly fly to a city and then if I'm doing a bunch of one-nighters Then you drive around like I'll go to Denver and then drive around other car out of town But usually I'll fly in and out for a weekend or something. That's that's the goal. That's a goal Do you do you have an airport routine like what what you do the night before? How do you get ready? How do you attack getting to the airport? Do you think about any of the stuff or you just show up? No, I'm pretty good. I mean, it's pretty involuntary. There's people who've you know traveled and seen what an airport is before

57:12And then there's the other half of the people out there who have just said exactly Don't know what is going on like they don't know what the line is or trying to go through with hand grenade Like what have you never been to an airport before there should be two separate sections I think for people that know how life works and then the other ones who are just out into the world for the first time It seems like but yeah, no, it depends on the airport. I fly out LA X a lot Which is the worst place in the world and then sometimes if I'm going to Vegas I'll go to out of Burbank all the time Which is the best place in the world the best airport that's that you can usually drive up to the tarmac like in the seventies Like catch me if you can the caprio seven pan Am flight attendance on your arm. It's amazing Like just like you just do whatever you want there Other than that. I mean if you know what you're doing whatever you get the pre-check and all that stuff How funny was that when he canceled pre-check for a day and everyone went nuts like what this is when I finally get political You're gonna take pre-check away from us like now I have a stance and like yeah, you're right We got we put it back. We were just we were just teasing you just we just want to see how furious you would get I'm always in awe whenever I go to the states and like especially doing like an American city to an American city

58:16Obviously, I'm traveling in from Canada. Just the amount of signs being like you can't bring your gun on the plane It's like no what not that I think you should be able to bring your gun on a Tell people that is shocking stuff Yeah, very un-American really do not be able to bring a gun onto a plane Cuz who's gonna shoot the other guys with the guns? That's true There's a where do they get the guns from right? They made it out of the gift shop There's a guy on YouTube who who made like bombs and guns out of all stuff You could buy in the gift shop once you get through security in the airport like with a lighter flu and all that shit It's hilarious. Did he get demonetized? They definitely came after him, but then he'd like taught him the tricks It's kind of just like catch me if you can yeah, and then Kenny you can catch him on rumble if you want to Fill him more aggressive on rumble Flew back from Saint Martin and uh got kicked off the flight on the first flight really I didn't see that in a while Yeah, they were wasted St. David's shit and they got they got the boot right before at the state of the 9th St. Martin for like 700 bucks

59:20I will say to ask one time I was hungover coming back from Chicago. I think it was and Plan L.A. It was very hungover. So I didn't I didn't look great. I didn't look tip top But I was in plenty condition to sit on a plane and fly, you know, I was and but the flight attendant was a little He was a little concerned and he couldn't I didn't even realize he called he he He called the cop whatever cops and have me remove because he didn't feel safe With me on there. He said I'm responsible for 100 souls. I was like calm down with the fucking hundred souls And so next to you know, I was just like whatever the line of paintings are just cops around me like you got to go I'm like what what happened is like this guy didn't say you're saying safe. I'm starting to argue Like what are you talking about I'm just sitting here blah blah blah next you know everyone's got their phones and they're filming it I'm looking around like oh, oh, this is happening now. I'm now the guy on a plane being filled who's going to be removed Yeah, like I'm getting to get removed. I mean, this is this is a base. I'm like, okay Well, this is in a no-in situation and then he's like you you think you're ready to fly

1:00:21I'm like I'm not ready to fly like I'm not in a condition to fly the plane But I can sit in the fucking plane and then even the Chicago cops like yeah, this is just we this is just Chicago We just can't send you to a city like L.A. You'll be you'll scare them I guess Did you have to leave the plane? Yeah, yeah, that's it once they're on there. You have to go So what he's doing in coach. Are you sitting first class? Now I was in college all the way in the back. So it was a shame I was holding up the shoes like saying to look at this injustice. I'm like if they're gonna film me I'm gonna make a show out of it. When I when I left Montreal I I fly first because again, I have to spend some money and that's what I think I will pay for Okay, can he's rich? So it's I don't know I But anyways, so so we have so I fly and guess who sits next to me. So I'm hungover, right? It's smell like booze smell like cigarettes The person that's there's one person that's late on the plane and it's fluff mccown

1:01:24Like I'm pretty Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah And he's next to me and he's in rougher shape than I am Right, there's this guy's like 80 years old and he had been partying all night after the presence cup The United States of the one and like people around us are complaining They're like, why does it smell like booze and cigarettes, right? And it's just me and fluff Yeah, it's fluff there Just reeking of of the night before like whatever No shower just straight to the airport from wherever the hell we both work um, and uh, you know, and they they had no problem with that they probably could have but you know It's we pay the extra for seats Yeah, first class first class gets you that benefit. How long was that flight? About four or three hours Then um, but yeah, first class gets you that benefit of the doubt But yeah, I did not learn a lesson by the way getting a room for that flight All they did was give me another day in Chicago. So you should you should see y'all over was the next day So it's just like a perpetuating a loop. You just got stuck in Chicago

1:02:24Yeah, exactly. Well, we'll try it in tomorrow. Yeah, right. Yeah, I'll try to get in tomorrow. I guess it's a yeah Um, what you're called infinity. Well, no, I want to say infinity Yeah, the terminal right Tom Hanks lived in the airport for a while Kenny how is the GLP one going because I can see it. How do you feel? It's fine. Uh, I mean, here's the thing like I was like almost three pounds like I something to scale like a year and a half ago And I was like 298 and I was like The biggest I'd ever been in my life, right? Oh without a doubt And so I realized I had to lose some weight So I lost like 30 pounds the legit way, right? You know diet exercise walking stuff like that and I lost the legit way and I was prediabetic at that point in time Uh, and so my doctor was like you're not prediabetic anymore, but I can keep you as a prediabetic if you want to try

1:03:24These GL1 whatever, right? I was like oh, he's like you should try mojaro Um, and so that's what I was like sure. Let me let me try it Um, and you know, I lost another 45 pounds Uh, using that Um, and what that does basically is it just makes you not hungry Like you do you don't feel hungry ever Like ever That's what that drug does Because the noise they say Yeah, when I first started it there were days where I forgot to eat Right because I would never was in the mood to usually my body lets me know y'all you need to eat something All right now that never happens on mojaro that that that's what mojaro takes away From you um, and so you know you lose a bunch of weight um, and then you know, I I a couple months ago tried to get off of it And basically what happened was I'm hungry all the time again My stomach's rumbling. It was weird. This is new like I forgot

1:04:26And so I gained like 15 pounds like two months, and I was like you know what I'm going back on It's funny. It's it's funny. Say that because that's like the two things they say about like Um, one like you know, you got to do it forever Like you you have to keep doing it or it doesn't work like you're right like every other exercise and diet like and you always have to do a A diet exercise, but I do like what you say that too because there's a stigma when they're like you said you lost weight Legit weight first because it's funny when you tell people like yeah, I was epic or something like oh you took the easy way I like you look at the easy road like yeah, who doesn't want to take the easy road. What are you talking about? It's like What would you would you get to the top floor? Would you take the elevator up there? Why don't you uh free solo on the side On the outside and climb up the thing be as hard as possible. It's medicine like what are you talking about? You know and it works obviously I listen to it if it's getting people slim good news And it's a bit pricey. I tried it. I tried it early. I'm like cocaine is cheaper than this and you get a little more fun Well, that's the thing by insurance covered it That's good. We've been doing just $25 a month. Yeah, with

1:05:271100 it's a one to 1100. Yeah, it's insane every four weeks month for four shots Without insurance and even a child even a childless man with a dispose will cash like yourself Has to have limits, you know, yeah, I can I'm not a stripper's food, but no Yeah, 1100 a month. So That's great. I'll take that. So I think that we're gonna have a People already buy prescription drugs from Canada and like come back across the border I think there's something to do with the copyright law in Canada about the GLP ones that they're going to like the public domain So people can start producing this stuff for like 10 bucks Yeah, oh it seems I don't know. I mean like who can produce it Like anybody like yeah seems we're risky make your own olympic Yeah, I don't know because there are side effects like supposedly like you know you could lose vision And shit like that and like there's bad stuff can happen But there's really bad stuff that happened if you weigh 300 pounds and you don't do anything about it too

1:06:31Right. Yeah. Oh, it's like which one are you gonna, you know figure out Yeah, and if you can't if you don't want to eat food that you don't want to see it either. So what's the point? Division so how does this affect you going to Michelin star restaurants? Um, I usually eat an edible We don't overtake everything I like you know, especially the amount of edibles that I'm usually a hundred to 200 milligram At a time guy Drug the drug drug the drugs. I like that approach. So yeah, I'll pop it out pop the netty before I went to the Michelin star And I would crush the five-course meal by myself 200 milligrams is impressive that one I will say that are you on edible right now? There's no laws like they deliver to my house in Virginia And there's there's nothing like in Virginia, Maryland the most you add in Canada the most you can get is 10 milligrams Right and that's awful. No, that's all That's not even gonna make me like sleepy like you know, I'm saying I'm just gonna be like a normal person with 10 milligrams So I need I need the big one. So I get this thing. It's like a 2000 milligrams and it's 10 ten of them

1:07:37Wow, and I get that in in DC. It's awesome. They just deliver that shit straight to your house legally Yeah, no, it's great. Is that thing you have to break off? I love when they give them to you like and then you take it like you To do the whole thing did you like I was a thousand like well, why'd you give me the whole goddamn thing? You know, we just break up once you break off the normal person. I would have done that. I just would have had the leg Thousand milligrams is nuts. So here I looked up the story here the So the copyright is losing it so a bunch of places like even Wagovie and ozempic have applied to make this generic pricing sort of like we can go to the grocery store They have hines catch up and whatever the brand name is like the Punch yeah, hunts catch up But it could be like 80% off what the branded versions are so be like 60 to 70 bucks per month Yeah, ozempic doesn't want that because the company that owns ozempic It makes as like 60% of the gross domestic product of Norway Yeah, so this is going this is going to lead to for at least Canadians that should be pretty good

1:08:37But just the amount of illegal smuggling of this stuff back across the border is going to be outrageous Yeah, yeah, they're gonna be easy to catch that this suspects will fit a fit a type if you will Carson the border with Carson border with Wagovie and their pants well unless they spend the time in Canada Then there's the slimmest people alive you never suspect that's true So but apparently it also has like good for they've just released a new study that there's great habits for Breaking addictions that if you're on it then it's easier to quit smoking or drinking or drugs whatever it might be Not that could be true. I've been drinking and drugging a lot less Since I've been on that. I don't drink that much anymore Because it usually leads to drugging and I try and avoid that now and so you know It still happens. I'm not saying it doesn't but you know instead of a few times a week It's like a few times a year Now I don't know if that anything to do with ozempic or me just being older and realizing that you know when I'm a drunk I'm sort of an asshole um It could be that realizing stuff when you get older

1:09:39But maybe maybe it's because of the moon jar. I don't know. I can't stop smoking. I've been trying It's so fucking hard. I need that fume Shit that you got pat that sounds like something that would help Oh, wait listen, I'll try to the fume Yeah, yeah, so the fume is weird. So I I've had one six since November So and just I got with I was out with my wife the kids were away We went to the bar where my sister-in-law works and she went outside because she works in a bar She smokes is like, you know, I give me one of those I had like two puffs of it's like oh my god Why did I do this for 20 years like what is happening? And it was delicious It was but then I stopped and then to go back. I was like this is no longer delicious Like my my I'm off of it now. I'm not used to the taste and the fact I can smell again is wild I haven't smelled anything for 20 years when people said they lost there's like since a taste in COVID Once you start smoking you lose your sense of smell forever Yeah, it's a very hard addiction to break they say it's tougher to quit than heroin

1:10:40It's not but there's a reason this guy has more fun Heroin's more fun cigarettes forever. I was cigarette smoking is it's just addiction for addiction's sake It seems like you know like like it's like you're leaving the stress of needing another cigarette It's like if you play blackjack with one card. You could never win. Yeah, you just keep playing like hit me five fuck All right, I guess we could show up again tomorrow But if you do want to quit and I this will make this podcast serious and I did Quit the only thing that did work is the book if you've probably heard about it's a book called easy way to quit smoking by Alan Carr and I don't believe in anything really in life except for that except for that book the Alan Carr It's it's amazing. You can smoke while you read it It took me like a year to read because I was afraid to quit smoking But they're like they encourage you to smoke while you read and by the time you get the end of the book You don't you don't have to think about it again. It's wild. I was close once But that was when I reached two hundred ninety eight pounds I got to like I was down like two or one cigarette a day I was almost done and then a doctor came with the moondaro and I was like

1:11:41And then I was like I hit the scale and I was like two ninety eight. I got to lose weight and it's hard to like Yeah, lose the weight and like and and you know you stop smoking at the same time Right because usually when you stop smoking you end up Compensating for that by eating more Right sure and and you smoke after you eat. It's all that's what all sets up the whole addiction thing We honor it by you know you get off a plane you smoke you outside you go outside with it. That's what makes it Like even more addicted than I smoke I'm a bearist that I still smoke now. I mean I don't really care too much. No, I enjoy it But like when I'm out in public and stuff like I don't support it I'm coughing my cigarettes like yes, so people don't know that I'm smoking and shit like that And it's an embarrassing habit to still have and I know it's horrible for me But I just fucking love it But it's also yeah, but it's also the good part about it is the anti-socialness of it like It's the only like look excuse me. We had a bar so I'm talking so when it legitimately just be able to walk away from a

1:12:42Conversation go outside to smoke a conversation for any reason like yeah I love the address of the story you know about your whatever podcast I'm gonna go out in this fucking blizzard right now and try to get myself cancer. It's what I'd rather do Didn't listen to the story, you know, and I you can't do that with gum. So you go you go out there and you like you know I just like to be able to walk away from someone and that doesn't mean you can say see you say it's anti-social I find it's the most social thing you can do. I have picked up more times being outside smoking than I ever have in the bar Oh being outside there's a little community there, but yeah, what are he saying is it went out in the public? I mean it does save lives though if we want to really button the show Couple new ports after a kid the kid. I mean it's got out of jams and good at jams. I mean this is a shoe I'm glad we guys we did rehearsal this morning because that worked out perfectly See that's a perfect bow on the entire thing Kenny. This is what year 11 of the fantasy golf degenerates. Yep If you want more years if you want more Kenny stories every Monday night on mayo media network You can find them. Did you just record the show? We just recorded it. We actually had a shit conversation like we did here

1:13:47On our show nice. Yeah, so so what you're saying is that we're now cross promoting thematically on the network There we are We're talking about how once you hit 40 years old, right? Sometimes, you know, you know when you're younger and you're not really sure you like lift in the leg I'm like, uh is this is this the Florida or is this something else? You know 99.9999 99% of the time before 40 you were good to go now After 40 it's like 90% of the time which sounds like a good number But really it's not I gotta say I'm over 40 and I have yet to develop incontinence issues Well, you are in shape and you are healthy I am overweight a lot of lifestyle comes into the chart situation which way that which way that scale balances It's also when like the only thing that Kenny eats on moongjaro is butterfish. So it's not healthy butterfe Haha Never more in six ounces kids if you're going to get the butterfish I don't want to date CJ thanks so much for being on me. This is a blast

1:14:48Yeah, this is great. Thanks for having me on and and shout out to you guys for your hitting Nico over the weekend by the way Thank you, so I got a clip. I know a lot of golf Twitter had him But I saw your clip nothing better than a good old fuck it. Why not 90 to one bink? Yeah, listen nothing else has worked Might as well just get talked into and be like sure why not fuck it. Let's go Well, let's just do that see if that's got to feel good. Yeah, it does great. Do you have any shows coming up anything you need to plug? I'll be in Virginia Beach and Richmond Virginia actually in the beginning of April doing a funny bone up there and some theater thing up there with Richard much so yeah, yeah, love Richmond. We're rich. It's a great city too. Yeah, it's a great city too Yeah, so it's like a week April rich man. I played in a strip club golf tournament in Richmond Yes, strip club golf tournament. I was glorious. They had strippers on every hole Like the first hole we're putting and the girl is like straddling the cup and you're just bouncing puts off her You know a little area down there like you pick up the ball. It's like moist. It's like

1:15:49On on the on the turn right we had There's lap dancers at the turn and We did our little lap dance and we hit our t-shirts and drive away We had a couple hundred and singles and we just started throwing him off the side of the golf cart Right, and we look behind as gag a little strippers just like running down the fairway picking up the bills It was it was a great time. I was passed out by the 12th hole If you live in Rome of Virginia It was the hooters in Rome of GM there invited me and there's a picture of me And you know, I will hooters has those walls pictures sometimes There's a picture of me in the very bottom corner with like half a dozen stripper titties around me and I'm just There's knocked unconscious on the 12th hole But it was a good time. Did you did you get invited because you were such a good patron He's the Michael Joyner. He was a friend of mine. Yeah, the Michael Joyner was there all of a sudden We're preferred lies in place during this tournament. I don't remember All I remember is Jose Cuervo black at 8 a.m. And uh, yeah, it was just

1:16:53Which is a very very nice course in Richmond And it became like private afterwards and a buddy of mine joined that course And I told him about the story and he was like man, there's been rumors of this event But no one believed that it actually happened and I was like yeah, definitely happened. I was there Lift and clean rules were definitely an effect there And some sanitization after the fact At C.J. Sullivan on X if you want to check out C.J. And again over at SGPN if you want to find the podcast and all the shows that he's doing I hope you come back some time. It was a lot of fun. Yeah, the blast. Thanks for having me on that Kenny. This was great. And I'm now 100% a subscriber to fantasy golf degenerates. If I'm gonna more shit strippers and blow stories That's a kind of golf. I like this week is really good If you listen to my show just remember there's timestamps right the first half is a whole bunch of bullshit The last half is the real golf. All right. I love it. I'll put that on one and a half speed anyway. We'll get to it

1:17:53Never do not know how you really do that What speed one and a half speed? No, I do 1.3. It's as high as I go. Oh I'm I'm getting up there now if you get too great you can get I can you get really like conspiracy when it's just drilled into your brain But yeah, once I had I had it on point seven the other day by accident. I really thought I'm like he's going to slow Oh my god, fucking Down And he's like what was wrong with you during the show? I was like what do you mean was wrong? Yeah, it was fine Like you sounded drunk and slowly entire time like it was normal You had it on like point seven. Yeah, yeah, you thought that's I Whenever I encounter people out in the wild they're like hey listen to the show all the time It's like you don't sound anything like like what you do they listen to it like 2x like I sound like yeah I sound like I'm just doing speed balls the entire show. Yeah, why don't you sound like Alvin and chipmunks? I just Podcast recorded at 1x people should listen to them at 1x. Oh, that's my stance on it

1:18:57No, you're not getting info for my fucking show But you're you're here to like chill out kill some time Yeah, I like I like ending on that tell them how they should enjoy it. I know what you should do. Yeah I agree with you know, you're right that will do it for me if you enjoyed this show smash like hey every time You tune in on Thursday you have absolutely no idea what you're gonna get maybe Jack in the box something Mystery box. We'll come up with a name, but something around that I think that's what we need to do here because each of these three shows has been way different I've enjoyed them all. I hope you have to support the Thursday show share it around tell some friends You don't have to give a shit about sports to listen to this show anyway. All right. I'm Pat Mayo. Thanks for watching We'll see you next time