Why Are The Paul Brothers At The Pentagon?

0:00Welcome to Sabboys, a podcast about feelings and other things also I'm Jarvis and Jordan. We're coming to you not live but like we're coming to you from Jordan's place. I'm alive for now. We're in Casa, Casa Adica. Casa de Jordan. Welcome. Can you feel it in the air? Can you feel the energy? I can feel, I can feel Collins it. You do, oh that's right. In the air tonight. The guy. You never, you ever see the Cadbury commercial? It was like so, so famous in the UK. But Cadbury's like not that much of a thing here. We did it's a really half. If it wasn't Easter we didn't have Cadbury commercial. And if the my Eurofreaks listening, I'm sure you remember the Phil Collins. So I'm going to describe the contents of this commercial and I want you to guess what they are dressed as. It is a person, an entity walks into a room, sits down at a pair of drums, listens to, can feel it coming and then riders the drum section, sounds like tuh tuh tuh tuh and

1:03du-boom! Plays it for a while and then like the Cadbury logo fades in. What do you think is the unique element of this? OK, so like this is not correct but it's just where my American mind went which is that it addresses the Easter Bunny. Now you're in the right track, OK? It is the only issue is it's too relevant. Oh yes! Costuming is the important thing, but neither is it's like are they a clown or the an animal of some kind? An animal of some kind. Oh, are they a gorilla? They're a big gorilla. And it isn't for any reason and that has nothing to do with. And you know why I thought gorilla was because I don't know. I think I think that it's like a thing people I don't know me. What is happening here? I just want you to imagine it's 3 p.m. you stayed home because you were pretending to have a cold. I watched a bunch of bullshit. You're like, am I? Do I have a cold?

2:03I'm a type of severe fever. Some sort of fever. Is this a costume? It looks really good. You just watched the Jeremy Kyle's story, the most hateful and classist version of Maureen history. Oh, he's gonna play the job. Yeah, of course. He's a monkey. The way we both said, of course. Yeah, go, are you crazy? And then like no resolution to this bit. It's just like chocolate. And he has an earpiece which fits in his ear. This does feel like it would say like a got milkin white text over it. Yeah, you know what I mean? It feels like it should be like a commercial feature. It should be a commercial. Instead, this is just what they air it on British television. You could put any logo down. Yeah, you really could. Oh, okay, sure. There it is. The Super Bowl. The... I would love to watch, Council. You've seen that clip of Phil Collins playing at a festival. He's dressed like an IT professional. And have you seen this? Okay. One of the few drummers and singers.

3:04Yeah. Amanda's in back. Did they not have a bigger microphone? I didn't know that he was the drummer on the song. Yeah, he was the drummer for a band called Genesis. He's a big monkey. And when he went solo, I think people were like, well, he's not going to drum. He's used up all of his skills. He's done. When Dave Grohl left Nirvana, they were like, well, he's not going to sing. He can't. It's just like, so many... It's really hard to drum and sing at the same time. Oh, yeah, to the same time. I just don't think that many people. And he does both incredibly well. And we've like... I think, I mean, obviously, he's shaved. Yeah, but like, to do that, after being raised in the jungle and like... Right. Oh, the carnican man. How did he know the lyrics? Because he can't speak. Because he wants... No, no, no. He doesn't know what they mean. They're just sounds fun. Ooh, ooh, ah. Ooh, ooh, ah. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah. This episode is sponsored by Wild Magic Frontier. Do you have someone you'd imagine something? Okay. Much like a fantasy realm I want you to imagine.

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6:07That is true. And those are colors of like, what is black and what is white, exactly? A little bit of the fur. Burr. There we go. Look at like, the filcolors. I have a little fur color. The fur colors. Yeah, she's currently napping comfortably under... She's a puppy. She's a dog. It's my dog. I got a little puppy. She looks like you, though. Like, you're both very linky. Oh, I thought you were going to say black and white. Go ahead. Say it. You're both linky. Big hands. Big hands. Mitz, strong, sweet, beloved. Beloved. There we go, Sharp teeth. Cute. Huge spear like ears. Yeah, that's true. And when I'm sad, they go down. We call them spears, but the EAR is in capital letters. Yeah, you got to check out this dog, guys. Come on. Maybe... Maybe on the picture. I'm curious. Maybe on the picture. Just resting. Because we got it tired out. We started so late and I apologize to everybody. But we were just so obsessed with her. You're telling me, love you time, this is my first...

7:08It's her first time meeting this many people at once. Yeah. She is super duper duper social. She is currently... ...clipping up on 12 weeks old. Yeah. Big old pause. I think she's going to be a tall lady. Tall girl. Yeah, I haven't actually said... I haven't told you a story yet. Yes. Kind of. So, about a week and a half ago, Anastasia made the extremely selfish decision. Cruel and selfishism to send a video to the group chat of a litter of puppies that I had seen on the Burbank and will shelter website. I do want to preface this by saying Jordan texted me one Saturday morning. Here we go. Blaming me. And was like, Hey, so what's the deal with like fostering dogs at the shelter? You're doing on some sign filled material. What's the deal? Turns out there's like, already a guy called sign filled. Oh, okay. Well. And... So I... And we had talked before. I knew that your pupological clock was ticking.

8:08Yes. And... And thus, that was my motivation for sending this video of cute puppies at the shelter. Yes. And maybe I'd... Maybe I'd put it like that. I might have already sent you a link to the specific dogs in question, and pointed it out. But then you said... And you might have already known all of their names and characteristics about them. And this is the shelter that you volunteer at this area. Yeah, Burbank Animal Shelter. It's a great shelter. Everyone should go there and adopt all the animals. As you know, a lot of people especially in California. I get there first. Oh, he's running. I'm standing there. Better go. I got all the animals. Oh, no. Okay, so nowhere is the don't bother. Yeah. All mine. But I... Also have an auction right now if you can't get an animal, but you just want to support some animals in Burbank. You can purchase some really cool stuff because Burbank is like the home of like Disney and all these animation studios. So there's like Disney collectibles and stuff

9:11for up for auction right now. I was worried you were going to say they were auctioning the pets. No. They were like, I got $1. I got $1. $2.3. I got $3 in the back. We set them free. And so bear in mind if you guys don't want to find an estate show. Maybe you can run into them there. Bear in mind. That's when I'm thinking about animals. I see cat in mind because I'm usually in the cat area. Dog in mind. Big monkey full guns. Carole in mind. Okay. So the context of how this popological clock was taking in my brain. And it's always been the kind of thing that I really, really wanted to do. Got a dog of any age, not necessarily a puppy, but love dogs always wanted one, but circumstances of the last kind of 10 years have always been like very ethereal. What's next year going to be? What's next six months going to be? The bird and the little pact I always made in the back of my head was any feasibility, financial and work stability,

10:13a degree of mental stability working on it, seeing where we can get. And then also I need to have a car. Those were always the parameters, right? Yeah. I those lined up a while ago, but I had this, this I think I'd always thought that I think this is a common thing with any kind of major life step or circumstance. You always think like, well, once I've charged up all of that manner, the spell will happen. Not I have to like do that. Yeah. And sorry, it was there and I was aware of it, but I'm like, yeah, but I think about the lifestyle changes and what'll happen there, but I finally opened myself up to it, let it cook a little bit, and then I made a pact. I'm going to visit three times. One, go there and sign up for the fostering in general, so that they have my contact and, you know, if they raise an emergency. Two, I'm just going to go back and then actually meet the puppies in question. And then I'm going to wait two days, call, see if they're still there, because they don't, they don't like hold them back for anyone. You're pre-order.

11:14But they, for this only way, I hope the deluxe version with a downloadable skin. They don't put the dog in the case anymore. You got to download, you get a QR code, you download them from there. Physical dog Sony's no longer making physical dogs doing it. They're taking the dog back actually. Oh no. It's with their license, they're allowed to do that. But I just, I don't, showcase all that restraint, see what I can do. I go on my second day, I meet a little bozzly, and then I meet, I've also lined up to meet Cheryl. Ah, yes. I meet Bosley, he's really sweet, very energetic, husky lab mix, rather of formally Cheryl now, puppy. And I just completely phone low, I'm just like, oh my god, oh no, oh no. I'm still going to wait those two days, I committed to it, I need to, because what I really, really didn't want is to bump up against the exhaustion and stress that I knew was going to come from it. Yeah. And I was mentally prepared for,

12:16and have even one percent doubt that I should have done my diligence, right? Right. Yeah, of course. And then like, hey, if I come back and they're gone, great, they found homes, and I didn't, for sure. I called the Friday morning, as I planned, and I just said, hey, checking in, I just wonder why do you still have those husky lab puppies? Yes, I have the darkened socks. Yeah, do you guys have animals at the shelter, or it's like just like shelter, maybe? We have like an 800 pound grill in the room. Oh, sure. Does he play instruments? There he goes. He's just like a lab substitute teacher. One of them. But I called them and they were like, actually, there is the person I spoke to before, is on the answer phone. They said, hey, Jordan, there's actually a couple here right now, signing, maybe signing the paperwork to pick him up. I went like, oh, heart drops, but again, I'm like, if you're that's okay, maybe this is what, it had to happen. I'm going to go there right now, and if they don't go through with it, I will.

13:18Hop in my car, drive up. You're a fight them in combat. I, well, you'll wrangle the pen out of their hand. I'll sign it with you. As I put on my, I made sure to strap all of my weapons on. Of course. My ancestral blade. Burbank is pro weapons. There's so many gun stories there. There are more guns, genuinely more guns, so it's in Burbank than there are in the entire combined central and South America. Maybe I'll get these things appraised. Oh, yeah. Put the shelter, these dogs. These dogs. I got up there and as I walk in, they're signing the paperwork and they bring them up. And I had a little moment of heartbreak, but it also, you know, I spent the whole drive thinking, is everything that could happen. Prepare yourself for that. I'm ocean, it's okay. This is supposed to be about the dog and the people being happy, whoever's involved. These people are very happy. The dogs look very excited. There are a couple. There are maybe like late 20s, early 30s.

14:18If someone's well positioned for a dog, it's them, you know, hopefully it goes well. They are wearing dog for coats. Yes. So you're not. It's like a one-to-one deviation. Yeah, man. Did she was like the devils? Oh, excellent. She, what a lovely lady. I think her name is Cruella. Wait a minute, we should not. Why name her that? Why do you think Cruella and her husband are dogs? The way it holds on. Her name is Cruella. The evil. Wait a minute, I'm sure she's fine. She must have let her have all the dogs. Do you think she was a nice kid? Or is it not nomative determinism? Yeah, I think it's not. It's not. But anyway, all that happens and I take a little seat. It's a really small waiting room. So I kind of like sit to the corner, glassy-eyed. And I'm toxic masculine swallowing the tears, right? I'm like, yeah. Right, back in the teardrops. And the person that I spoke to before, I think, noticed, as soon as they left, they were just like, hey, you know, it happens. I was like, I know, I'm just happy that it's gone. I'm actually fine.

15:19Can I use your restroom real quick? And then I went into the restroom and I- You went to the crying room. I mean, a toilet. I went into the restroom and I did normal stuff that people do in the restroom actually. Like a Sudoku. Yeah, just hanging out. Just hanging out. I kind of cross-roared sift hood and then I walked out. Well, it's also a big shit. Wifeing my eyes because of a different reason. And I got back and I, they were like, hey, do you want to see any of the other ones? And in the back of my mind, I'd said, no, I'm like, this is- Especially when you call them the other ones. Yeah, I think I'm one of the best ones. The others, dude. I'm not freaking Benjamin Linus. Yes, sir. Oh, no. I want to see. Call that a Dharma initiative. Yeah. Okay. Call that a dog move. Yeah, we also. Okay. We- Has that little hesitation? I'm like, we know what would be nice just to see a puppy. I mean, that's true. And so I said, the reason I can see- You might look your wet face and it's wet for no reason. Why did you say it? Why say it? I say those words together in that way and now. And not at home by yourself and not at all. I say we're just doing a Sudoku. What happened in that bathroom?

16:20I, uh, but yeah, I came out and I'd actually put Cheryl on the list because you're going to book two to say. Yeah. I put her on there and the reason that I didn't is I'm already emotionally conflicted. If I had another element in another dog, first of all, I'm going to end up taking both of them. If I take part if they're both listed. So and they were like, do you want to see any of them? Like I would love to cuddle Cheryl. Please do share her to me. They bring her out and she's even sweeter and she's just so friendly and excited. But like very affectionate. I'm well in up and I'm giving her a cuddle. This is awesome. This feels great. I'm a coin flip away. I'm Harvey Dent. I'm again, airing on the side of, give it another day, come back, you know, let, let this happen naturally. Then I'm in this little, like, side room office space. And this guy just like walks into the main lobby. Big dude, big jacked dude with a scowl on his face. But not bigger than you. No, no, no, no, no, no. No one is bigger than you. And I had my car no.

17:21And he's wearing it and he's wearing a shirt that says, I'm coming to get Cheryl. So I like, I panic, my Wolverine clothes fall. But I hide the dog in my kimono that I wore, if it comes back. But I, this guy comes in and I can't hear what he's saying. But the security guy comes out. Wow. Wow. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do in drums. They go and the security guy that goes in for a sec. And then he, they're clearly talking back and forth. And he like storms out, angry and up talking to them briefly. And they're like, this guy's been coming in all day. He's been trying to get the boy, first of all, the only rainy boy, Bozley. And when we told him, okay, he's got, like he's literally gone. He got angry again. They, they speculated maybe they're on the breeding purposes or something, because they're being really weird. They're all spoded, you did. So we don't know what the plan was there. But like just this really weird energy. Then he ends up coming back in, having him, though I can't, brings another dude in with him and just, it's just like waiting in the lobby,

18:22not saying anything to anyone, just bizarre. Then they go out, sit in that car and four kids, maybe 15, 15 years, as just stood in the relatively small parking lot, just playing soccer. Like the vibes are just so weird. Like the UPS van comes in as beeping at them. It was like interacting with aliens. You have that thing where like, you see a bunch of, like teenagers out and about at the mall or something, never riding each other up. Like they're not actually saying or doing anything funny, but they're all laughing at each other and like they're like fucking with someone or like yelling something stupid. Okay, your energy, it's like that, but it included two adults. The energy is so fucking weird. The other two dogs are getting adopted, but the process is not by them, but by like some other couples and people there and they're blocking the door. And I something kicked in and I'm like, I will never, ever, ever stop thinking about this if I don't take this dog right now. Yeah. And so they bring the big work into the office. I sign everything.

19:22I don't have anything to carry a home with. I was not equipped for any of this. I stand up there to the side. I barge past no eye contact. You have a takeaway container. You guys have a box. That's a guys. Yeah, you can, now you chop a rope up. You're a facial fit. But we just storm right towards the car, put them in my passenger seat, very, very, very carefully drive along back streets only. Park in like a fucking lot outside bedbath and beyond. Take a deep breath, look to my right, there's a dog. I now have a dog. I just didn't even think about it. That whole time I was like, I'm just sitting there like, oh, hey, she's loving the car. She wants to touch the guest. Right. She's like, hey, let me drive. I'm trained for this. I'm like, you don't, you're not on the insurance. I'm sure you're very good. You're not, you know, I have. I'm a, yeah, this is embarrassing. I'm kind of one of the people embarrassing for me to be pictured in this automatic vehicle. You don't even have a person like me. I just played the one that's easy to break into.

20:24Yeah, I've already had to. Yeah, all that happened to get home and then please tell me, you know, $300 in the center console. Not anymore. A brave vigilante took care of the money that I have. It's like a silhouette of dust where like $300 once was. Oh, I don't know why. Sorry. But there's a dog now. There is a dog. I traded it. And then yeah, it's been six days, I think. Yes, man. It's been six and a half days. Almost a week. This episode is said, but it's responsive like Quince. September is the perfect time to hit reset before the Autumn Rush begins. And honestly, I can't think of a better place to start than my closet. I left clothes. Wearing one right now. One clothes. You wearing one clothes? One Quince clothes right on my body. I mean, that's the thing. It's like it's all about fewer better pieces, clothes made with premium materials. Everyone knows how much I love being premium. Built to last the kind that you reach for a day after day. I'm heading out.

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22:25or go to quince.com slash stat boys. Get free shipping and 365 day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK too, Jordan. It don't matter where you are. You can look smooth like me. That's q-u-i-n-c-e.com slash stat boys. Thanks to Quince for sponsoring this episode. Now back to the episode. My jacket looks cool. Yeah, it is. It does. I do think often it takes a little bit of a push because getting a pet and having a baby, they're not the same thing. But both of them require a little bit of insanity because there's so much fear there. You're like, can I afford this? Bolubla, it's a big commitment. Am I going to be responsible enough? Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm not at my best, but no one is ever at that. That good, exactly. You get to. Literally, you are going to be providing amongst the best possible homes that anyone could. I'm sure of that. And you're like, I just think it's so easy

23:26to talk yourself out of it. Yeah. But the rewarding aspect. We're not for that happening. I, yeah, for nothing. You needed two big guys and a gaggle of teens. Where is the boy? What's the boy? No, hey, stop right there. They could be up easily. OK. There's so some sort of weird, when I got all of you, they're like taking him into the back to check his chip and then they're going to bring him out. It's her waiting. His family is bringing out this tiny puppy. They're so happy. This woman comes up and she's like, what do you have? And they were like a dog. And she was like, I'm going to mace the shit out of it. What the fuck? And she pulled out pepper spray and started threatening everyone in the area. What the fuck? She had to go into the main office and lock us and they had to call the cops. And she was just running on, and she maced one of the employees. What? And so Jordan started telling me about this experience where there was a sketchy guy that was coming up and demanding the boy one.

24:29And I was like, what is the store? Why is that? So I was like, I've been volunteering at the Burbank Animal Shelter for two plus years at this point. For whatever reason, people with mental instability are drawn towards animal shelters. Absolutely. And there have been so many, the workers at the Burbank Animal Shelter have dealt with so much crazy stuff where people bringing in an animal, like even the fact that in Burbank, people will bring in a squirrel. And they'll be like, this is a wild animal. Oh yeah, by the way, you might hear some whimper's doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's in there all the time. She's been stimulated. She will not settle. If there's people to play with, she will go until she tends to.

25:31I mean, she's a puppy in all the animals. But yeah, I just think people get a little weird with animal animals and get very demanding. Like, for example, a lady brought in a cat one time to the shelter and they were like, okay, you know, it was a stray cat. She surrendered it, whatever. They, the shelter took it in. The cat was up for adoption and then she goes, oh, but I wanted to keep the cat. And they were like, well, then why did you bring it in? They were like, I thought this was a man. And she was like, I thought you would just like, check it out and give it back to me. And they were like, that's not how this works. They're thinking it's like when you walk out of target without paying for the thing, you know, oops, I gotta scan it. Sorry, yeah, there you go. And it's like, they were like, well, the cat is now up for adoption and a bunch of people want it. So we're gonna do a raffle and you might be able to get it. But yeah. And this lady was screaming at them.

26:32I just was like, they were being so sweet and patient with her. And it's just like, it's such a, it seems like a hard job working at a new shop. For many reasons. I think being exposed, like I don't know. One thing I wanna say is if we flash back, not that far back. That was us for, oh, oh. I flash back to childbirth. When we started this podcast, no one had any pets. And then when we started this podcast kind of relaunched, it was just me and Dipper. And now every single one of us has a pet. Anastasia has Thomas, Peep says, has Oli, Jacob has Keso, now you have Poppy. So. It feels kind of like an anime when there's a time skip and they have to have like a ska or a facial head indicate the passage of life. Now it's like you have a partner Pokemon. Yeah, we all have a familiar.

27:33Yeah. My puppy is now like a full grown wolf. Oh, this must be later. I do think Dipper is also one of those dogs that makes people wanna get dogs. Yeah. I mean, watching you with Dipper genuinely was the inspiration for me feeling confident enough to know that like, especially Poppy, I wasn't planning on getting it. I remember, yeah, because you were like, oh, I would probably get an older dog because I don't know if I wanna do with that. But it is a really rewarding experience. And like you really do like grow together and you go through so many trials and tribulations that bond you. And yeah, I think it's a very worthwhile endeavor. People are in like a life situation that allows you. It feels like a very, in a very thankful way, I think it's just like there's so much about this process that has been seamless because of what my life is now because of what you've helped me set my life up as before it's like the friends and the people around. Squealing again, so he stops. Yeah, give me a little feedback.

28:33But like genuinely, it's like now I don't feel as, I don't know, afraid maybe isn't the right word. I mean, the ambient fear is gone and like, it ought to be too real, but like one of the other conclusions to it was when I was thinking about getting the, the bozley boy, I couldn't think of a name. I wrote like a bunch of names. And this be funny, like a little name from an anime or something like that. And I'd always talked about how like, I would maybe name a dog after my visa lawyers after a visa being and I was looking at it. Maybe that then after he got adopted, I had a really specific feeling that I hadn't recognized for years. And it was when my mum used to do fostering, we would do fostering for newborns, like day old newborns, they were the mothers if they were like, a house or similar, right? And they would come stay with us. And then in the circumstance where it was my last year before we went off to college, we got a little girl and her mother. And then her mother ended up moving out because it perfectly reasonable wasn't the path.

29:37Yeah, it's a good for adoption, like situation. And so we had 10 months of like full time. I had this like this baby. Yeah. And it was so much pressure, so much stress, but also the most like fulfilling, right, heart wrenching kind of love that I didn't know I had the capacity for. Yeah. Right. I'm 17 to 18. And then I went off to college and during my like first week moving my stuff there, she got adopted and never got sick of it. Oh my God. And it was this like, okay, that's great. Awesome. It's good. That's great. And then it was just always this like little cavity. And then you know, sometimes you'll just have something completely unrelated. You'll just be upset because like you'll fly God delayed or something. Right. You'll have a little cry and then some old memory sneaks in. Like it's in the tear duct. That would always be the one. And then I went to go see this boy. They were signing the paper. Paper, paper, paper. They went out with him and I remembered that. That was like the first thing that I was like, oh, I haven't smelled this smell in a really long time.

30:37Right, right. And that little girl's name was Poppy. And so this is, this is PJ, Poppy Joy. Oh. And she is a, that's curimate responding to this. So fucking sweet. And she almost always pooped outside. Oh, and Joe and she gets so close. Sometimes because you run up to the little balcony area and be like, I would be doing it here and then leaves to shit somewhere else. No, no, you did. Thank you. There is, I've had, by the way, so many experiences with, so one of the first things when he was a puppy is that we didn't know that he was like allergic to certain foods and couldn't eat certain foods. So did I mention it. He didn't like, he feels out of card. He's like, I miss place of card. I'm right. But like, he actually didn't have like solid stool for like, I want to say a month. And so there was this experience of like trying to potty train him, but all of his stool was like liquid essentially.

31:42And him like missing spots was like, it was truly, I was forced in the fly. It was devastating. It was like, it would, it was, it was truly, truly, it was a, it was a rough time. But you know, we've been going strong. He just has to eat this like hydrolyzed protein food that he like does not like, but he tuffs it out. But for real, I mean like, not specifically with Dipper. Dipper's like, I mean, I don't know, I'm sure they're still difficulties or whatever, but he is like perfect. Socially with other dogs with, you know, he calms, he listens, all of that loves drinking water. Loves water. But I, I, you know, I know how the husky element would play in. And that little has, I was like, that's a bit of a dice roll. Sure, sure. But she's definitely leaning more lap. Seems like. Yeah. And she, you know, Dipper's husky pit bull. Yeah. And he, he's a dream. So I'm like, feeling confident, feeling confident. I'm seeing her as like, she's going to be a lean. I'm imagining like somewhat tall, little,

32:43lengthy 50 pounds. That's what I'm, that's what I'm thinking. She might go a little heavier. Dipper's in the 90, but he's like a boy. He's a chunky guy. I was Jack. Dipper's, if you get a, a, a, a, a, pit bull, who, you know, they're thick boys. Yeah. Oh, that was the guy that worked into the shelter. I'd say it was a bottle. It was. He said, but Dipper's like a pit bull. If you make him husky German Shepherd size. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I think Dipper. Multi clothes. I don't think Poppy will be as big as Dipper in the weight bulkiness. That's pessimistic. But I think she will probably be kind of tall. Like maybe as tall as Dipper. Yeah, I think so. They said the, I took it to the vet, which you can, first of all, it's so nice to go to the vet, like, and then not be like, why you here? You don't have a pet. Every other time I go to the vet, which I do most weekends,

33:44right? To get a check up. You don't have anything. I want to hang out. I just just help me with my fleas. I don't. I'm itchy. Yeah. If that's not asking questions, it's not taking me back to the animal shelter. But I took it to the vet and they were like, she got spayed very young, because that's like a procedure that I was going to ask about that. That is unusual to me. It's the any shelter. They spay in Newter before they, before you take the pet home. Oh. So we got dipper at a rescue that was not like a shelter. Right. But I think this was a state municipal shelter. Yeah. State and city and county shelters have to. They have to spay in Newter before they release the pet. They found that little, I believe, like, somewhere, you know, just abandoned in Pasadena. Yeah. A month ago. And then they took them to the past dinner, I'm a shelter spayed. And then they took them to the vet.

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36:45Just joking, generally. Yeah, like we had two cats and two dogs at various points in my childhood. And the dogs were outdoor dogs that were like left at our doorstep, not even exaggeration. And then my non-logger son. I know why I might have decided to like take care of them. They were like, that's a cool, like, shepherding type dogs. But that's a cool lady right there. The issue though is that they were not trained. And so like, I, I, I, oh, how old were they? Well, they were puppies when we got them. But like, it just, like, was so normal to just like not train a dog and have it outside. Yeah. And I, I think that like, I learned from having like dogs in my neighborhood and stuff that like so much of behavioral issues with dogs are like not giving them the tools to like deal with their own anxieties. And if you're a dog that's like just like outdoors, there's going to be

37:47all kinds of random stuff that like freaks you out or like, it's because it's not nature. Yeah. It is outside, but it's like, it's a city. You don't have to do your normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so. There's noise and things you can't understand. So that was, I mean, the dogs were nice, but I was kind of afraid of them because they like were bigger than me and would like jump on me. And I didn't know, like in retrospect, it's like, man, if I could time travel and have all the dog training experience, I would look like a fucking wizard. You would have had a pack. Yeah. Like, and I'm like, I mean, they had good lives, but I wasn't, they weren't mine, you know? Yeah, it's not something you can do. Yeah, and also just like wasn't my place as a child to decide how to rear these, these animals. These things that could eat you. Yeah. Yeah. I also think knowledge around dog training and how to have a pet, any pet actually cats too, was just so different back in like the 80s and 90s. I agree. Yeah.

38:47In the 90s, the number of people that I knew growing up who just had their dog on a chain in the backyard all the time. There's a lot of house, but they're probably what it was. Yeah. It's just like if you walked down my street, that's how everyone's dog was. I think there was a lot of like, maybe this isn't quite the right time. So like grew up relatively rural area like within the like a populated bit, but mostly feels mostly farm, right? And so majority working dogs or racing dogs, that was like exclusively either there were so many breeding racing dogs to do like the Cheltenham races or it was border collies for work. And or like puppies that ended up as a result and someone's like, oh, okay, I guess I have a dog now. There was a lot of like anti-intellectualism with it. A lot of like, these are the kids these days with all that dog training rules and all that. Like, well, this isn't like witchy hippie stuff. This is like, so we had, we had whippets because just the whippet puppies ended up in

39:51the home for these. So we had some and they were like, we're not racing them. We are spaying and neutering them. Like we're not doing a lot of the like professional moves or whatever, but we didn't really train them. It just didn't occur to us because it was like, well, there's like a working dog, you know, they intuit they do their thing. And now again, in retrospect, I'm like, oh, damn, we, they have to, they have to, but it's really tricky if you never let them run off leash because of the pet they need to fucking move. And so we would take them super remote fields, let them go. And I don't know. One in 50 times. They would just leave. And they would be gone for like a day. Yeah, my God. Because they dart away. They don't have great homing instincts and we're literally in the middle of nowhere. So we would, we're walking around. We'd invite extended family. We'd all just look for this dog for 12 hours. Oh, my God. Because they just turn up back at the house or a friend's house and this happened. Like what you get home there watching TV. Like, oh, hey, I thought you went missing.

40:54It's like, yeah, I think missing dog on the TV. And they're like, look at this thing. I want a carton. Yeah. But we are. You look like a dog. Somehow attached to the carton. It's out of frame log. A pause. A pause. But we are. That almost became part of the routine as well. And I think it's really easy and especially when you're a kid, monkey, see monkey, do. I guess we just don't see real play play full. Oh, dude, dude. We like as a kid, you just don't you don't into it, right? No. Why would you? Well, in your, you kind of just do what your parents are like, say is what you do. You know, all still vote Republican. I agree. No, so like there's the, there's also just like positive reinforcement training. I feel like has become more popular in the modern times. But it's like also I can't speak to if you're training a dog for like a dog show or the dog Olympics or whatever. But dog war for like every day stuff like positive reinforcement training is like so

41:56effective and involves none of the bad feelings of like doing anything bad. And I'm glad that there are resources. We're talking about like Zach George and like Kiko Pupp and people. Nowadays who like kind of only do positive reinforcement training in Zach George will do things where he like takes a older dog sometimes or like a dog that's like kind of been through some stuff and doesn't have any of the habits. I think a puppy starting from a puppy is easier as it for as difficult as it is. It is doesn't include the trauma. Well, I was just going to say it doesn't include the challenge of trying to detangle the existing habits and behaviors that empty dog might have. It is a blank slate a little bit. And then like it's like, well, you could have an AI generated essay, but it might have some like weird typos and police stations and I mean, she's, yes, she's been well, well, we'll have her, we'll have her hanging out probably on the Patreon. Probably after her like now.

42:56She is big nap and even after I sweetie. Hello. I also think like I. My family had essentially a zoo when I was we bought a zoo. We bought a zoo. Cats, dogs, rabbits, guinea pigs, hamsters. We had a turtle one time. We just, he ran away. But this is actually, did he run? This is more common than people realize because if you don't know anything about turtles, which we, we had a book about turtles, but that's it. That's as far as we knew. The turtles there. That was like, how to raise your turtle? And they burrow. And sometimes they burrow away from your house. And so yeah, our tortoises, I can't remember the difference, but he burrowed in our yard and we never saw him again.

43:57But the thing is there's so many things that I have like, probably in that hole. Bad memory. Bad memories of as a kid where I'm like, oh, like I wish I, I wish we hadn't done that. But it's just like, it was a different time than we raised. Like we had indoor outdoor cats. And now in a city, I would never have indoor outdoor cats. I just imagine a condor from far. We had, I mean, two on Arizona. Oh, yeah. Like there are hawks, there are coyotes. There's like literally the desert. Mormons. Right around here. There were Mormons. Not to change the subject, but you know, who needs more men. We need more men on YouTube. Yeah, that's true. But all we have is these boys. Yeah. I want to do a mighty Mike plays up. Okay. Okay. Mighty Mike plays the like child. And he's like, and he's done no wrong.

44:59But now his dad is getting us all into trouble because we talked about this last week and I thought off the process. I thought off the presses and there's a lot of plausible night deniability at the time. I was adamant. I was adamant in it. I knew I thought I believed. I thought no. I mean, like here's a thing. I still do believe that every, like the things that, like I still do believe that someone spent $119,000 on Google Adsense. I just think that it was the dad's regular credit card and not his job's credit card. Because those, because those videos do have all kinds of views with no engagement. Yeah. So I think what happened is, so I'm getting ahead of myself. Basically, the thing is it's free to be you and me. You're allowed to like want to believe the best in people unless they prove otherwise. And I'll continue to always live this way because if they were to post like a go fund

46:00me, there are like kind of, like there's terms of service. There's like kind of proof of things that you need for that. And a lot of people were telling Dave, hey, set up a go fund me. We want to contribute. And we even set that in the show. And then he was like, no, I don't want to set up a go fund me. And it's a, because I don't want to, and then you go, well, why do you not want to do that? They're like, because I want to, I want to earn your dollar with an incredible merch store. So the crash goes on people that either didn't hit the last episode, but this sort of, like myself with where your mind doesn't hold things. Mighty Mike is a child aspiring Minecraft YouTuber who has a sudden spike in viewership on a handful of episodes. And it reportedly, according to it's over from eight days ago, which is the third most reason we've ever seen. I will say, yeah, we watched this when it had like a hundred K views. And we've got like five million. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

47:01Wow. In the channel, one week ago, when we looked at his channel, yeah, he had 11 K subscribers and now he has a better. And the other videos did not have you. It didn't trickle down in the way that it appears to have. Right. Yeah, well, this is what happens when you get real views on your channel. You can see. And so that's why I'm still pretty confident that ads were bought on these things because when you actually do have a video go viral, you see the, like, it's flowing to the other views or into the other videos, which is not evident. Originally, because the original claim being that the, that Mighty Mike had used his father's credit card to his father's business credit card. She's been $118,000 on it. And to our credit, we had lots of questions like how was there not some sort of credit limit or auditing on the company credit card? And why did no one notice it sooner? Why did no one notice it? Bubba, blah. Like, because we as people who've had company credit cards or had like the ability, the access to that kind of thing before, had these questions. That being said, if Jacob were to buy something on the company credit card, it would take

48:03me a long time to notice. Because it would be from like a DIY. But we're not. I'm just winking at Jacob right now. It's like, Jacob's buying like the largest three printer in the world. We've got him. I've got him. I've got him. The Amazon order for a kind of filament that lets you make human skin. But the difference is that our company is basically the people in this room. And this guy was describing like a boardroom of people who was like showing people from corporate, people from corporate. Yeah. And every time you would bring up one of these details, we'd be like, well, this must be a big company, but he's not like naming and chaining the company. The thing is though, we all needed more. Let it out. The thing is we all needed more information. And the second that they either dodged or tried to provide information, it was an immediate giveaway. Yeah. But like they, so they made this video. I have some really bad news. And I saw the thumbnail. And from the thumbnail, I said, oh no, because that's clearly an AI generated thumbnail.

49:05Yeah. This looks like a AI trailer for the fake version of like 28 days later. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. That's it has the same like 30 bucks. Yeah. And that's because it was probably stolen from exactly that. Which versus the humble it's over. And it's not in by way, I found charming. It's like not vertically centered. These are all great things. So it looks like a Charlie the devil. So they, well, then it would be him in his room with no caption or anything. It'd be called fuck. He's dead. Not to mention we were lured in by Mighty Mike being like, what's up guys? Anyway, here's my dad. I'm starting to play Minecraft playing Minecraft. You can't fake that amount of ducking that he was doing. But here's the thing. The second they provide any additional info, it's like a complete giveaway because AI thumbnail. It's by the way, this is a lesson in how not to scam because if you, you, or not knowing

50:05why the thing you did was popular. Okay. This is like in this video, he says his company is quote unquote forcing him to pay back. He's lost his job. His company is forced him to pay back the money in 30 days. None of this stuff is like how this would actually happen in the world. He loves his job, but he also has to. Yeah, it's like doesn't because there's like a legal liability thing that I'm sure like protects some aspect of this, but like I'm not a lawyer. But then also they're like, I don't want your go fund me money. And though I have to pay back this ungodly sum in, in such a short window of time as if given to me by Jigsaw, like, it was just puzzle. It's like 30 days or else. I'm going to create a merch store where I am selling the world's most expensive AI slop t-shirts. Oh, hell yeah. And if you go to the, if you go to the, the 30, I have some really bad news. Oh, they brought back comments. So comments were disabled last week. There was a whole thing. I think I maybe sent it in a group chat where, and we don't have to look at it.

51:05It was literally like, can we go to the description? No, that's where the merch link is. Oh, maybe they got rid of the merch link. I'm curious, but they still have it in their banner because they might have just been bullied into behaving better is what might be happening here. Because this is what the merch was like 6, 7, I'm definitely cooked. By the way, I don't know if I say you guys a screenshot, but like some of these shirts were $100. Yeah. Oh, $118K. That's a pretty cool t-shirt, not also not centred. What's up chat? Yeah, it's, but yeah, if you look at the gap between what's up chat and the gap between Mighty Mike plays 6, 7, it's embarrassing. So the speculation is what that like go fund me would probably have a lot of legal speculate what. Yeah, there'd be too much. There'd be too much too many tethers to this, to, to this money. I'll certainly make back like it's the thing. It's like making $100,000 of profit on a merch store insane and then walk.

52:05You know what I mean? Yeah. And then look that, that's the end of the story. Yeah. You do not then transfer that to like, descenders, gameplay, playthrough, pot nine. I have some prices here. Oh great. The, um, just some numbers you came up with. White shirt that says $118K was $97. Yeah, that's, that's the one I took a screenshot of and I was like, the cheapest one is $67. That's important. It just says what's up chat? I'm not officially back yet, but I got to play Minecraft, which is cool. Now I don't care or believe in anything you're saying. Um, Mighty Mike, you were once mighty and you fell. So then if you're not officially back, then what is it? My dad, let me play a little today, but this one is Dave playing. So is it fucking Dave or not? Oh, like wait, play this. What was Dave talking about? I hear it. That's absolutely insane. What do the comments say? Pretty good views for that. This is Dave playing. I played better.

53:06The mic was off. Fuck off. Why? The, the elephant is begging to be addressed right now. Like basically there's, this channel started to feel like a social experiment. Bro trying to ignore it. Yeah. Okay. And then, um, yeah, a nine year old obsessed with Minecraft would not play like this at all. Uh, I mean, I didn't, they didn't see the gameplay last. Yeah. Can we go to the 30 days video? I'm actually curious about the specifics in, in his video because I think everyone, Dave here, um, I've been trying to, like figure out how to make this update. Uh, I know I said that I would probably do it on Sunday, but like, did he still got the most details it knowing gives a shit about? But I feel like it just can't wait anymore. Why does it feel like this looks like Minecraft from the past? You know what I mean? I guess it's just maybe, where the graphics look like that. Yeah. Oh, does it have flat light like it's uniform? So here I am. Um, I'm still not really in that good head space.

54:10This would be so embarrassing for Mighty Mike to come back to, uh, in his adulthood. Oh, dude. Yeah. Like just being like, Hey, here's my dad being a fucking loser. His dad won't unlist it as a lesson. It's like a smoke a whole cotton cigarette. It's like, there was, we, we like pulled our punches so many times, like wanting to, I mean, we did still make fun of him, uh, but like wanting to make fun of him and then be like, Oh, you know, but I'm empathetic or epithetic to the situation. Uh, I mean, the, the, the lot of what we were left for get is the, like, almost the dark composition of it. Yeah. But I, and I think that's pretty funny. It's still this. I gotta save it. There is something to the degree where this is, it's almost like beautiful and it makes you wonder like how much of a craft is this is mine. He, this is yours. It's a Minecraft. He keeps doing exactly the wrong thing every single time. He like gets to the edge and then he hits left click and serve right and you're like,

55:10Oh, and then he doesn't hold down. Crouch. So he just falls off the ledge. He tries to place it, but he hasn't jumped high enough. It's, he's like doing perfect reverse ASMR. I don't know if, um, if I took a screenshot, but the old, but the old description of that video was saying, like, it was telling everybody that they're being so toxic and so that's why they're, that's why they're turning off, um, comments because he doesn't want to expose a nine year old to that type of toxicity. And I was like, Oh, brother. Oh, shut up. Yeah. The right move that way would probably be, um, not posting. That's the, I didn't say that before too. Like, Hey, like if it's a developing situation, you don't post this video. Stop posting. Please stop putting this out here. It's, it's also a stream of consciousness. Mm-hmm. Get some of these like, Oh, he's close up. I just didn't even have an outline. I'm like, oh, shit. 20 minutes. I went into a meeting and there was a guy there. And, uh, guy, I know I said it, make the video on Sunday and it's, well, it's Saturday. Well, technically it's Saturday at 123 PM.

56:11It might be Monday for you and you watch it. It might be Monday for you and you watch it. And it's like, Dave, get to the fucking point. Holy shit. I don't hold on to getting to the point. Yeah, yeah. And it's also like if I was really fired for my job and being like, extorted for this money, I would name and shame so fucking quick. And I would stop posting. And I would, I would, I would even name and shame or I'm not putting out like, Hey guys, um, I am not putting out. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, my company's doing it. If my company's doing me, I am not putting out. You're on hiatus. None for you. I also feel like I owe you guys an update, especially after like, the, the. Bro, thanks to his YouTube channel. Apparently sound like Kermit the frog. Um, well, look at him. Joe Sunday. Uh, those are the people like him. Right. I think he's cool. Also, this is still again, a tonally like, why would you, if you were in this situation, why would you ever be like, I'm sorry, I'm bad at this and some people are saying I

57:14sound like Kermit the frog. You hate me. You want me dead? It's like, aren't you like a hundred and eighteen thousand dollars debt that you like, like, talk about that. And you're like, you should probably make dinner and stuff, right? Yeah. Also, like going back to what you said, Jarvis, about how this is clear that this guy doesn't understand why something was popular in the first place. Yeah. But part of the draw was how genuine the kid was. You know what I mean? Like, people were getting ads for this kid playing Minecraft in like a very genuine way. And that's funny. Yeah. And then finding out that a kid, which this is kind of a normal thing that kids do, charged one hundred and eighteen thousand to his dad's credit card, like if you allow kids to do that, they will do it, you know. And then you ask, no point was it really the dad?

58:14And I think I'm the star of the channel. Let's go it on. Everybody wants to hear me talk for 30 minutes. I want a sad post. I want a passive aggressive sad post for a while. People are making fun of me in the comments. He sounds like fucking Ned Schneeble. He's like, school rock. You guys hate me, right? You didn't want me freaking dead, right? But essentially he saw this, the popularity of the video was like, I'm going to make bank off of this. He literally like move out of the way, kid. Yeah. It's Dave time. He's level one boyfriend posting. Wait, well jokes on you. Why are we doing like my comments are so mean, bits? That one thing is I do think like no one's allowed to contact with the enemy first time with YouTube comments. Like, doesn't matter who you are, what your background is, it is like a poison swamp. I can't take it. I do have good intel on the fact that I think Oprah has gone through this as well because she has a pod her podcast on YouTube. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that she like reaches out to people on YouTube and is like, why aren't my videos doing better? Oh my god.

59:15Make them do better. I need to spend, you'll get a view. You'll get a view. Introduce me to Monty Mike. Whoever said that because I love Kermit the Frog deed, like that's a compliment as far as I'm concerned. Holy shit. Oh, look, you know, I'm sorry. Rapping up that riff with like, he's like, so I'm actually rubber and you're actually glue anyway. Oh, anything that bounces off of it all bounces off of me in 60 years. Stick you know, anyway, I have a hundred thousand dollars in debt. I applaud made a t-shirt. It says my wife. I don't even think he's using claw, dude. This is some fucking, this is some seven eleven ass. Yeah. This is rock work. This is, yeah, this is some grok shit. It's probably some coping mechanism or something, but before I get into what happened because a minute and a half, brother, could you please get into what happened? Can we just skip to the direct midpoint of this video and just see like, hey bro, see

1:00:17if it's horrific. I'll just read that, yeah, big channels, families, how will happen. I don't, I'm saying I won't do any of it, but part of it keeps, anyway, holy, oh my god. I'm just thinking all about it. Catch the fuck your boy. Dude, mighty Mike, we're going to be like, that concludes our experiment. Mighty Mike was created by Harvard University. He's going to tell us like, oh god, he just fell dead. Okay. What the fuck? Is this what my grave looks like? He did, I think, just docks his last name. And I don't need to pull. And I have to make decisions now based on things that may or may not happen several weeks from now. It's not just being so vague. So the speculation is that this might be bullshit because of like, what do you mean you want to do the go for me? What do you mean much? He like doesn't give any specifics, turns down like a go fund, like doesn't want to do a go fund me or anything like where there's going to be stipulations on the cash and then does want to do an AI generated Merch store where he's selling a white t-shirt for $100.

1:01:22Which is like, I know. The grimmiest influencers on earth wouldn't dare sell a shirt like that for $100. It's crazy. It would be off, yeah. But I just don't like, is it just naivety? Is that the right word? Just like ignorance is to stupidity. I might look dim dim dimliness. Yeah. I think it is. I think it's dumb, dumb and desks. Dumb institute. Dumb, dumb, dumb velocity. That's right, Sarah. I'm not a scientist anymore. Dumb also T. Also, is this just how those kids play Minecraft? Because it's making me want to throw out. I don't know if the kids play. Is yeah, the house might have to go up and or we could see the country and leave mighty Mike behind here. See, he always makes these jokes, right? He always makes these jokes. And it's like, what is happening? I don't know what you're doing. I don't know what you're doing. I need you to say anything. What is this? What's the video?

1:02:23The bad news is that he has to pay the money back in 30 days allegedly or else there might hypothetically be some litigation perhaps. And maybe I have to start thinking about hypothetically getting a lawyer and of my hypothetically considered looking at possibly selling the house. Like in the midst of that, like very serious discussion. He's like, or how, how we can flee the country? LOL. Anyway, I sound like Kermit, but I'm not mad and you do. But I'm not mad and there is a very real. That he did take away the murder site, which is very funny. Because I imagine sales were going too well. And they close it up to the trial. I know it's not like, it's certainly not as cut and dry a legal issue as if, let's say that it has some foul play in any way, right? And you don't want to do the go. Find me because that's just explicit fraud. I feel like the merch is also dubious. It's not as much, but the premise that you're selling it, I don't know. It doesn't make any, it's also like, it's not much that anyone would wear. It's much more serious. It says, yeah, that's true.

1:03:23That is true. It is weird. I've never seen anyone anywhere wearing a 6, 7 related piece of a barrel. Because it died sooner than they could print the shirts. And they got it out just a little. Yeah. Let's jump to the end and see what he says there. We'll keep you guys posted. The most recent upload from Mighty Mike plays is a, no, no audio video of Minecraft gameplay. So I'm the dad playing, well, quote unquote, the dad play. What? This feels a little bit different. They're probably about to become a 24, seven fireplace ASMR channel to try and siphon the ad revenue. That's what he the best idea honestly. Please remember, no go fund me, no crypto, no coin. If you see somebody asking for donations, pretend to be us. No crypto, no coin. It's like no woman, no cry. A 25. No, no coin. I know he said. I know he's saying like crypto coin as well, but like saying no coin is like a tavernona. Yeah, no coin. No, no crypto, no coin.

1:04:24Your coin is not welcome. Can we look at the comments and see how civil they are? It's being normal. Edit. Oh, edit from. I need donations look inside, suing people. How are you going to sue every channel who calls you a scammer? Is that a claim? I've maybe. I feel like because this person has no sense of humor, they can say that was a joke after anything and it's like, sure, I guess it's so hot to pass. And I do feel a part of it is just like, it's a really interesting story, but no one involved in it can communicate. See, okay, this is how this is our experience. I'm sorry, but not making a go fund me in potentially risking your houses just stupid. I didn't watch the AI merch part in tone now. Definitely a scam. No, okay. Like a lot of replies to that. Can we see if anybody in there was like, no, no, actually. Yes, exactly. It's like setting up the go fund me with count as fraud.

1:05:24But he's instead selling slop AI shirts. It was probably the kids idea. Okay, probably not though. I mean, I can see the devil. We need to sell shirts and the kid be like, okay, rock. And also, it's also the kids idea to eat cake for dinner and say great idea, Mike. He's one digit old. Yeah. There is no proof. Like to Mike's dad, please show the proof of the transaction. Real. Oh, like the like the charge to the YouTube ads? Yeah, it's like, what's funny is, unless he like, bought it the views, which is like, so difficult to do nowadays, I don't, this man does not seem like the type that can successfully bought views. But is that his game? Oh, yeah, yeah, that's his game. But anyway, it's like, it seems like they actually did spend the, like, it's like either the money is not as high as he said it was or it wasn't actually, I mean, almost definitely wasn't on his actual company card and was probably on his kids card. I agree with the comment. I agree with the comment there that I'm sitting patiently waiting crisscross applesauce

1:06:26for the video. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, no, it's like, yeah, flew too close to the sun. I'm not believing this now. Yeah, checking my watch waiting for coffee, Zilla. Okay. Too close to the sun. No pun intended. Too close to my sun. Oh, please make a go fund me. Don't let pride ego. That's because that's the other read. It's going to be like, don't be too proud. It's like I'm too proud. Instead, I created the six seven merch shirt. It's $100. A weird version. Which makes me, I'm so proud to wear this, this gold, this, it's not a scarlet letter. It's a rose gold letter. Yeah, it's actually cool. It's pastel. And it actually means your rich is hell. Go that gold gold and go. Well, that's the, that's the update on that on mighty Michael and desk on mighty Michael. Next, well, the Paul brothers are at the Pentagon. The dashed most acidly of them all. I mean, Logan Paul who recently did a said, hey, let's shiny hunt.

1:07:27Let's do a Pokemon shiny hunt. Nobody's doing this. Nobody cares about shiny hunting until I looked at it. And then he got bored and stopped. He has a stream that's like not going to stop until I get a shiny and then like he stopped the stream and he was immediately it was like, it's like how we just, just like talk about when you're kid and you're like bad at something and then you're like, actually this is stupid. He's like, he does like a, gets a few hours into the stream and goes, I'm going to spend time with my family. Pokemon is for me. I don't know why these people want me to fricking shiny hunt. But then also like he, the other thing is that like just not a lot of people were watching it. I think it was like a couple of that like maybe 1000, 2000 people. I am trying to imagine the demo. What's this new wild man aesthetic that he's got going on? I don't know. It looks like he is a real head. Yeah. It is. It looks in the Pentagon footage.

1:08:28We'll see more of it. Triple H. Is that the one who's the executive now? Yeah. I think he maybe told them to grow his hair out. That's the move. Make it nice and wet like Triple H. I think yeah, I don't know. Chad. Chad, that's all I got. That's all I got for tonight. For now. For now. This Twitch channel is going to stay live. The encounter counter is going to stay stationary until someone approaches this computer and starts running around this case. By the way, 3775. That means there's $3,705. It's not in the pot that many. And also for this type of encounter, like you've got to go to work. You could have been a lot of them. WWE and San Antonio. So it's like, I got to go to work. I got to spend time with my family. It's like, wait a second. Wait a second. What are you doing? What did you, you planned this? You went long. You went long. Yeah. It wasn't, did you trip and fall into this? Immediately after I start the show, guys, honestly, I got some more important shit to do. Why are you even listening to this?

1:09:29Yeah, why are you even doing? People are ringing up my line. I got to go to work. Do you think it is, because a lot of his relationship with the hobbyist, all the hobbyist stuff that he's been like, pouncing on has been pretty patronizing? It's a lot of like, oh, you stupid babies, these Pokemon cards? Okay, whatever. Yeah, me too. I fucking love Pokemon. Is this the new meta is having like five guys around you as you stream? Oh, wow. He travels heavy. Yeah, I'm a little bit, like, call me old fashioned, but Twitch streams used to be just like you at your desk. Yeah, this is a pretty substantial. I didn't know you brought the whole posse, and in what way do they help you do this single player activity? They sit silently and watch. I haven't heard a word out of any of the, I mean, because they're not allowed to speak. Like silence. They made, he needed four guys to make up for one brother. Uh, Leah, what happens when you play the last 16 seconds of this? Nick Khan needs me. So I'm gonna go to work, go to San Antonio, um, and then come back and, um, I'm gonna go to San Antonio, and then, and keep this going, but the stream is not gonna stop.

1:10:30So he did leave it running like, and then it, and then did it. Because like my question is, did the stream continue worse? I don't, he's not live right now, is he? Let's, I guess he's probably WWE still. If we go to, he actually tripled H needed him. Wait, can we jump? Okay, so this is the one we saw. Can we back up and see like what this was like when he, you know, was still going? Who's reaching is? Oh, man. Oh, five cards. You can see how many cards he's got. He did 700 encounters in six hours. That doesn't seem like, I don't know. Oh, is he also ripping backs and just dicking around? Yeah. Oh, this peak is nice though. God, this is so strange. This is so boring. Strange boring energy. Yeah. On like a little bit, I love the peakers, love the peakers. So you could choose one of the Pokemon. Okay, okay. But anyway, so then you went to the Pentagon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Tokeslam, Donald Trump. Why did he do that? He gave a speech at the Pentagon. Damn, this is so fun.

1:11:30The Department of War. The last Thursday. To teach them how to do their job. Oh, they would welcome the Navy guys in his hilarious big lollipop costume. He is starting to look like Hulk Hogan with time. Yeah, that's true. What happened? I mean, I know that both I, a friend is the answer, but why does he look like that? It's weird because, okay. I don't know, man. I, maybe I shouldn't. It looks like really convincing age up makeup for a regular joke. That's what it looks like. It's like, why did he have the same haircut he had when he was like on Disney Channel? Yeah, that's, oh god, I always think about that. Yeah. I was, I think we would, we would take something about Jake Paul the other day. And I remember like kind of crashing out of it. She's going like, why do I still have to hear about this motherfucker? I feel like he's been around for 25 years. And I didn't even know him on Disney Channel. I feel like I'm his, like, I don't know if you remember this thing, but it was like, they were like having parties, they started a fire and like they're pool or whatever. And it was on the local news. And I kind of feel like his digital neighbor where I keep having to hear the racket he's

1:12:30making. And I'm like, stop. Oh my god, I have a new kid, please. Yeah. I have a puppy. We just got the pleasure and the privilege of getting a tour of the Pentagon and what a, what a cool experience. What a joke. We see all the other new women here who are serving this great nation. I don't think there is any greater commitment to sacrifice than those who are willing to live, die and fight for their country. So it is funny seeing them next to such clean cut people. I don't get it. So what is this like a little ROC meeting or something? At least like active. Don't know. No, I'm so. Yeah. I was just like not the real Pentagon. Jake Paul looks like after his fight when he's like dressed in sweat. Do you know how it's like bruised? Yeah, I don't know. Dude, it's okay. Is he wearing like under armor or something? Why is he so boring? Is it a treat for the Pentagon to have to sit and listen to these guys? And why is Logan's hair so bleached blonde? Yeah, isn't he blonde? He is already blonde. I thought maybe if you had, I don't know.

1:13:32I feel like such a, I feel so caddy and like so judgmental, you know what I mean? Well, it's like, say what you will about these guys. They've kind of just always been like fairly well groomed and in great shape. Yeah, yeah. And some, I mean, in the case of Jake, it's like, okay, a bunch of performance enhancing stuff. Yeah, as well, because he's like, I think, because all the WWE stuff, he's like had to get like a mega ripped and he's always been like an athlete. That's the thing is like, it's like overdoing it, you know? I'm looking at this and it's making me sympathetic for Jake Paul for the first time in my life. So I'm like, bro, dude, when you're out at something and you got sweaty really early, oh, all the time. I'm sweaty at all times. But like the inner suit and you're like, I can't take a layer off of him wearing a suit to something and you can feel the like how it stuck to your body. Yeah. And someone goes in for a hug and you're like, oh, don't touch my back. Yeah, something happened though. They look not great. Maybe he's melting. They start to really. Does this video, like, where does this go? Like, what did they do? There's just like, they talked and they said, hey, thanks.

1:14:33Thanks guys. I'm doing a Nuzlock run tonight. I'm basically doing this hard job as you guys are over here. I'm happy to help. The idea of feed Hegseth drunkenly texting Logan Paul. Like, do you want to see the ride of the Pentagon? He's even just looking at it for us. You want me to talk to someone specifically? No, like, the seas of both of, I mean, like, literally all they have done so much bad. And it's so funny that like, I think this is just a thing in our culture where it's like fame. It's like, it doesn't matter how you achieved it. No one goes away anymore. And specific like, I just remember Jake Paul, like talking about why you voted for Trump. Yeah. Like a 15 minute Twitter video or something where he talked about it. And he was so clear and cogent throughout. He really made great points. And it didn't sound like it was like babies first essay. Didn't they like it? The kid you like, like, didn't go to school because he was too busy making vines. Didn't they like what a like, frackle of Puerto Rico or something was?

1:15:35Well, yeah, they, I don't know if this is the case, but there's a whole thing where there's this initiative from the Puerto Rican government, try to get mainland like money into get rich people to like come to Puerto Rico. And then this might be a legend, but like word on the street was that like, they would fly into Puerto Rico and then, and then take a boat out so that there wasn't like a flight log or whatever. And then they would like live wherever they actually are so that they could get all these like basically no income tax or whatever. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. That time to be on a flight log. Really in any circumstance, I guess. I mean, look, I just took a flight. I was, I'm probably on a flight log. I didn't have a sign to flight log. You don't sign it. They did. They did. They did. They did. They absolutely did. Boppa. I guess if you're somewhere between like a jetliner and a like a two-seater like susner, somewhere between then there's a paper flight log that you must sign. The PJ realm.

1:16:35That's where it like they don't they don't have dropbox or whatever. They're totally used. Man, at least they look really good. Yeah, that's great. We continue this excellent video with excellent editing. Do we have to see Soba Pete? To have that freedom where we can prosper and be happy, so good. Be the great nation that we are. That's a pretty good one. I'm gonna orc. Let's just make sure we're the the the the go on. Did this this this is the one that's getting named. It's like flashing forward to 2028. I everything is doesn't this look fake? It does. You know what I can ask an Albert. I think it's because we never see this environment shop this way. It's there's a very traditional like house style. Yeah. Kind of desaturated kind of like it's very centered and then like you know press core stuff. This it looks like they went to like a museum. This is what it would look like if President Logan Paul told us we were going to war.

1:17:38Hey, so we're well with Europe just the whole thing. Just I didn't know where it was on a map and I just kind of pointed. But we accidentally now I feel kind of silly about it. Texas, not belongs to China and I don't know how that happened. I was gaming Jake Paul's like head tattoo is like upsetting me. Every clip of B roll is someone laughing and smiling over the most dead pan on enthusiastic voice over. I've ever heard of my life. We went there and we went there and we went to the place and there he was like. Then when he was talking to Pete Hexeth, he was hitting this. And then he had Pete Hexeth is like his he's got his like Lego hair. It was like the nearest. It's just. He's hung over. Yeah. Americans each one of you matter. Take this moment and be proud of yourselves for what you do. This is the greatest country in the world. Can you back up to when it was like straight on with Jake Paul?

1:18:40Yes. It looks like a penis is coming out of his neck. I don't know what your right name is. What his tattoo is. Like maybe that's one prong of like a trident. A very soft-ended trident. Lift each other up in the hard moments to be there for each other in the hard moments and to come together as a collective and fight for good. To get a run that back, let's make sure I got the details. So you got to work to help each other and that's what the country was born for and what you also are born and that's what is and you have to. I'm sorry. Can you go back to the frame where it looks like they had to do it to him at the night of November? We keep playing this. Fight for good. And then it gets in the work. That's why it's going to get to you. Oh my god. What? That's what it is. I know, I know, I know. It's just like how it's edited. I don't... What's this for? I have to look.

1:19:40I just want to be respectful. I don't want to insinuate that they're doing anything disrespectful or whatever. But it's just like the way that this is shot. It's the slow motion. The slow motion. Over the... He's like even dole-king about September 11th. It's like complete. It's just... That was a jump scare halfway through this video. It was like, oh by the way, 9-11 Memorial. And it's like, okay. But like, which is not a thing that is referenced in any of the Department of War's posting about it, it just kind of like jumps in. Yeah. So was this a September 11th Memorial visit? They were here on September 18th. So maybe I don't know. Again, I... Well, no. There are actually different things. Technically no. Well, like, look, they walked. They put all the way from West Virginia or whatever. It took a while. Also, side note, I did see a comment somewhere that said, it is under a Logan Paul video. And it said, I've never seen transparent bangs before. I love the new look. Yeah, it does look like it's like whips.

1:20:42It's like smoke. It's crazy that these guys are millionaires have done, like, countless allegedly fraudulent and scammy things. And I feel bad for them. It's embarrassing still. It's embarrassing still. That's kind of strange. I don't understand. So maybe I'm just... I'm definitely out of the look, right? But like, okay, Jake Paul largely pivoted outside of directly making content. Obviously, yeah, doing boxing and crypto. Yeah, doing boxing and crypto. And then, promo stuff. But like, ultimately, his like, I feel like direct connection with, like, outward facing is kind of obscured now by design. Logan, super, super present still, super, super active. But... Who likes him? I'm confused. Okay, here's the thing. There is a certain degree of fame where you escape people needing to like you. And you are propped up by the machine. Right. Because like, now he's just famous for being famous.

1:21:43And he's on like, WWE and stuff. And he's good at that. And that's all you need, basically. I guess so. I guess it's just a... It's like a perpetual motion machine. It is. Yeah, genuinely is. When I talk to people who are not online very much, they know the Paul Brothers as wrestlers and boxers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they don't dig that much into it. They're just like, yeah, these are like wrestler boxers, guys. I think that's how it works. You know, Clavicular was just accused of heinous crimes. And there were tweets going viral about him last week saying, wow, he's like kind of spitting here. Or like, I can't even remember what the take was. But it was about him being not that bad. At least he's not a racist. And I was like, the only video I made about him was about how he says he in work all the time. Is it bad if we just like watch the trailer for the Nathan Fielder thing right now? No, let's watch it. To wrap it up. Because I want to... I'm kind of obsessed with Elizabeth Holmes. I'm kind of obsessed in her life. In one way, obsessed with her.

1:22:43Like a changer? Well, just watch the film. I show up. Hello, honey. It's your wedding tape. Oh, I really feel you did nothing wrong. I did not. So where did things get lost? Like, how are you where you are right now? Lance Oppenheim also did prime time, which comes out this week. He's saying leads for the fix. Yeah. And he's like nine. He's like nine years old, is it? It's got all that energy. Well, it's mostly his dad. He's dad, I say, yeah. Yeah, paid for a lot of ads. This is the moment in time to capture the story before I'm gone. There is not a single piece of Nathan Fielder media without him in disguise far away looking at something. I love it. You've never seen the movie before. Yeah, it's like why do we have that shot? Why do you kind of laptop strap? There was this episode of Nathan for you, where he peeks out from behind a tree.

1:23:45I just always think that that's like quite essentially Nathan Fielder. I mean, this is like, I feel like a generational run of wow, never thought you could do the movie. I know. I like it's kind of crazy that he keeps getting away with it. Yes. I remember when, before season one of the rehearsal came out, he did the finding Francis. That's the very final episode of Nathan for you. It's like a feature length special where he's helping the Bill Gates impersonator that's been in a few of his episodes find this like long lost love. And it's this amazing, it amazingly well constructed drama and it escalates past what you thought the show could be. And then the rehearsal comes along and basically embarrasses that. It's just so incredible to be on that. And the second season of the rehearsal comes along and it's even crazier. Go, go, retire. Yeah. You can't keep doing that. Jordan, I want you to close your eyes and do a little exercise with me. You know that? Jesse Eisenberg movie about magicians.

1:24:46Yes. What's it called? Now you see me. What's the second one called? I see me too. Now what is this documentary called? You can open your eyes. You can see everything. I can see everything. It feels like it would be the third movie. Yeah, the movie's called Now You Don't. Like they just did it late. They did it late? Oh, wow. Well, isn't your family rich? Yeah, I think that there's like a lot of different levels of wealth. Rich guy, I think to say classic rich family guy. Yeah. Family guy. I know what you're feeling. Nathan Fielder, like one line of some reviews, sound like descriptions of psychedelic drugs. Yes. One hell of a ride. Something you can't prepare for. And then you watch a clip of Nathan Fielder talking. And he's like, well, so this is my favorite kind of candy. It's like, it literally is like Nathan Fielder. There's Benedict. And he goes, aren't you kind of rich? But I know it's like every, he does it every time. He delivers every time. He's an incredible artist.

1:25:47But I just think it's funny how people write about it. Hey, this is not puppy. Hey, Ali. Need some attention. He stopped. Poppy dropped that toy for a point two seconds and he swooped in and snapped it. Oh my god. He craves being on camera again. Resource-scriding with yourself. God, I need it so bad. So bad. I've controlled it. I need it so bad. I don't need it injected into my mind. It's so funny. Like some sort of medical device. I was like, I need it to work. The next thing he does, he's going to have to like fly. Like his physical form is going to have to take off. This is going to be like, um, he's going to be doing like open like heart surgery or something. It was his teeth. Yeah. He's going to make the device from Theranos, but it works. Oh, that's going to be his big next project. He's going to, he's going to like, oh my god. Okay, Nathan Phillips next project is going to be to become the CEO of an AI company and he's going to cause the heat definitely.

1:26:50All the quotes are like, the death of humanity. Yeah, I couldn't believe it. Blown away. Born disease for all. Yeah, I think this solar radiation may stay with me for the rest of my life. Oh my god. Fielder, you've done it. You dirty. You've done it again. Okay, thanks for lifting everybody. Thanks for sitting with us. We're going to be hanging out with, uh, with the puppy. Oh, she's doing so good. A little reveal. Puppy reveal on Patreon. Yeah, we're monetizing it. Oh, yeah. All right. I mean, you guys probably tell me Instagram. I don't know. Or you just followed it. Jordan, it's good. We saw it there. You can just out. My new video, by the way, on the Donuty Good channel. Jordan's got a new video. Jordan's got a new video. I made it. It's got a new video. I made a new video. Turn me up. Kill me up. I'm going to get my mom. Kill him up. Kill him up. Give me an airborne disease. It's my last video. Framing for murder. Yeah, check it out. It's about a very, very embarrassing, uh, right wing gamer guy making a embarrassing video. And then we make fun of him. Begging and flying. What, what, what, right, right wing? What is he? Sephiroth's the opposite of him. The other way around for sure.

1:27:50I guess if you were looking at it front, right? If you're looking at it right away and you feel the describe because you only see a silhouette. You don't know which way he's facing. Yes. It was like that. That's what the video is about. Go check that out. We had every episode of it. Particularly praise. We love you. And we're sorry. How, how boom, how boom.