Tuesday, September 8th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

0:00Coming up on this Tuesday edition of Dave and Chuck the freak, ladies stuck at the airport due to a plane crash really pissed. Oh yeah. Then she remembers people died. Oh. A 93 year old had a strange young guy get into bed with her? Wait till you hear her 911 call. My God. What did Chuck find in Rowan's backpack? Don't worry about it, dude. A man dies during penis enlargement surgery and we wonder what's the pervious way you could die. Oh. Also, a guy admits he's a huge perverted home. What was he got doing at work? A cab driver busted banging. Another rub-and-tug bust. A prison worker smuggling drugs. Is she hot or not? And a swimply party gone wrong. All that and more coming up.

1:00Hi. On a Tuesday, it is the 8th of September. If you had a lovely Labor Day weekend, it is Dave and Chuck the freak. Thanks so much for joining us. We had our second of two low-out parties. Oh my God, dude. Yeah. He has got to relax on that. I mean, it's got to be ending soon. No, they are. What? Because Lisa Lackley and his wife are in the hospital. They are running soon. No, they are. What? Because Lisa Lackley and his wife were family and friends for Zane's going away. Okay. This weekend, no, sorry. Lackley and his friends. They are friends and our friends. This weekend was family. I see. So you didn't mix the two. There was too many to mix. Yeah. It would have been like over 100 people. Okay, no, I'm not mixing the two. No, that's too much. So we just touched two. That's a lot of people. You guys know a lot of people. Two parties. You know, two-no-one's a lot of people. How do you know that many people? Well, between our friends and the kids friends, like each kid invited their friends. Hmm.

2:01Oh, I don't know that many people. I don't want to have a party again. No, parties are the worst. That's they're the worst. I got one more. You got one more to do. I got one more to do. Is it at your house again? Mm-hmm. Ryan and Jason have a lot of parties ahead. Oh my god. So many parties. So many parties. It's crazy. It's going to be my last party. I think that's amazing. I don't know about my last party. Probably not. Someone will get married or drive some dumb. Yeah, but it won't be at your house. No, it won't. So it won't be an official party. You know, they just have to put the money down. Yeah. That's all. Yeah, that's great. I'm fine with that. Here you go. Fine with that. Yeah, I said that too. I'm like, let's just next time go to a banquet hall or something. The cleaning. It's hard. I've been trying. It's horrible. I've said it. I said it. And it was agreed to. And then about six months later, it was hey, just so you know, it's happening at your house again. I figured it's much. And I'm not around little kids a lot. You know, my boys are grown.

3:02Yeah, grown ass men now. Wow, they are a lot. They suck. They're a lot. Yes, horrible. I was running around our whole house. Ones at the table ones, pulling things off a shelf. One has a handful of them. And he found somewhere like, that's amazing. All I do is say stop. Say stop 100,000 times a day. What's insane is as you, you know, as your kids get older, your home becomes way less kid proof. Because you realize your kids aren't going to do anything. We have like a giant thing of M&Ms that sit on the counter. Right. Downstairs that no one ever touches. Yeah, they're little kids. Yeah, I mean, oh, yeah, throw those out now. Yeah, remember that next time you grab a few. Yeah, those boogers. No, they all went there. They're getting garbage. They're fingers. Yeah, yeah. Cool. And then there was like yellow, blue and green marks on the walls. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm like, all right, we're not throwing parties ever again.

4:03My kid, my house isn't kid friendly at all. And kids come over to swim. I'm like, okay, you're out there. But then they'll come in. And I'm like, what is happening? You know, these kids are all over my house. What are you doing? When you're a parent at that age, you just get used to it. There's going to be a mess. But when you're not used to it for a while, it takes you by surprise. Right. And Ryan's going to have another little set of hands. Oh, man, my God, that's coming. That's coming. That was in a couple of weeks. Yeah, super awesome. Man, there's so much room in my house right now. Oh, I bet. Yeah. Tick, tick. And then you got about six feet in the basement. Oh, that's it. Oh, you need an all-em-and-needs. Like two weeks? Yeah, I think so. I'm not great at math, but yeah. So close to that two weeks. Yep. And a dead again. Dead of three. Almost just swore there. Well, enjoy. I mean, I don't know. Not that you have a lot of peace right now. You've got two kids under what? Under four?

5:04Yeah. So God. Yeah. Yeah. God. He's going to be so crazy under four. Oh, yeah. He's tired. His funny days are over. Yeah. Funny Ryan's got. But we got, I'm glad we got a nice taste of funny Ryan. Right. But he might be funny just being as tired and great as you know. Well, it's really funny. This is the escape. Yeah. This is where you can come and like not deal with any of it. Right. So it's work, but it's better than to go. Just don't call. Nobody call me. It's not a call. Yeah, I don't. Then we won't go. We'll never go. I think he's talking to the people. Well, they want to see the baby. You'll be this sure. It's not working. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He just also said, call me to see the baby. I'll let you know when you guys can see it. Oh, do people do people? I hate that. When can I come see the baby? Ryan, we want to come to the hospital. No. I never want to see a baby. Ever, ever. Family does. Nope. Yeah, family wants to see the hospital.

6:06No, stay away. Yeah, my family does nothing small. Everything's a big ordeal. Even when we have kids, there was a ton of people there. Yeah, yeah. So welcome to life. But anyways, all right, there's a bit of a debate here. A guy was delivering something to a porch in Florida. And this is one of those ladies that sets up a little cooler for the delivery people. She must have a lot of deliveries. Okay. Yeah. She's one of these like tick tockers or whatever. Just helping out the guys who deliver my packages. But this one went wrong. The porch belongs to a woman that runs a home bakery. So she has a cooler with snacks for the delivery people. But she also sells baked goods from her porch. Okay. Like sourdough bread and cake pops. And it's like on the honor system. So you pull up to her door, you take a loaf of bread and you put five bucks in the box or

7:11yes, or Venmo or whatever, however she does. It's starting to get confusing on this porch. Yeah, it's too much. So someone took out of there and put money down. That's not all the money too. I don't mind if I do take some of this money. So a delivery driver says he assumed everything was up for grabs and he took one of the cake pops. Okay. Well, that's not going to sink anybody. Did she did she took it to the internet? She did it to come on later. She posted it on a local Facebook. Oh, no. This is everything. It's not the right one. This guy, this guy isn't going to go quietly. Yeah. Just trying to see it. That's her. That's her. This is it. Florida bakery. I got $4 cake pop for a free snack and took it from a home porch bakery. But the business publicly shamed him in a way that could have cost him his job. The incident happened at Homemade Haven, porch bakery in Florida. The driver saw cooler outside the home and a large sign that said,

8:11treat yourself to Homemade Haven. Since many homeowners leave free snacks for delivery workers, he believed the cake pop was meant for him. However, the bakery used doorbell camera footage to post about him in a local Facebook group. The owners husband asked people to identify the driver and tell him to return and pay. The post also promoted the bakery and asked customers to leave Facebook reviews. After seeing the accusation, the driver identified himself and explained that he had misunderstood the signs. He said he never intended to steal anything. His wife then sent the bakery $5, even though the cake pop cost only $4. She also said she was terrified that Amazon might fire her husband. The couple has four children and is already struggling financially. Despite the- What was on her face? I think- I think- Don't put icing on your face. This is a lady. Is that what she did? I think she did. Yeah. She seems to be insane. Exclamation and payment. This has continued calling for the fee and refused to apologize. Well, it's like one thing. Many people accused the bakery of publicly bullying a worker over an honest mistake.

9:12The original post was later deleted and the bakery turned off comments after receiving heavy backlash. Yeah. You're going to get some backlash there. You're going to get some backlash. I did this for about 1.5 seconds. I did it one time. I put out some drinks because Patty was doing it. Patty was doing it. It was a joke. No, Patty was doing it. So then I thought, oh, I should maybe have some waters or something. I just want a normal porch. I really do just- Then just have a normal porch. That's how I did. I did other people get their own water and drink. I appreciate it. Money said he had a FedEx. Yeah, I think it was FedEx. I don't know. Some delivery guys asked for water. He was like, way out. We have to walk. It's kind of a walk up to our house. He's like, do you have any water? And he's like, no. No, we don't have water here. He's not walking back up to the house to get this strange man of water. And they come back down.

10:12Like, no. I what I hope is that he starts carrying a canteen. Pressured. Yeah, get it in. Oh, I want water. No, I don't have water. This is a dry house. This is a dry house. This is the man who married Lisa. Yeah. Don't do that. God bless. Yeah. That's a strange thing. It is. Oh, Amber, like we had some guys doing some yard work. Amber, I came home. They're all sitting eaten like cinnamon cake and having all the extra care. Amber, I'm from some home. I'm like, did you bake that? It's going to only me here for a while. All right, honey, whatever. This is the guy talking to the world. Thanks. Kind of new to me. I'm not very great at it. But since I am just kind of sitting here, I think this guy could be a touch slow. Well, yeah, so let's target him and let's get him to lose everything. You know what I mean? Yeah, I pulled out of the mud. I wanted to take to my medicator. Actually, thank everybody for all the support

11:15and all the time to figure it out. It's been so overwhelming with the Flashers on. Something like this would happen to me and a small town like Milton, Florida. And now it's blown up so much more than just our community. You know, all this guy goes on for 15 minutes. It looks like so just to have a look at that. Tony D. Erol. Yeah, I've delivered my packages. I know. I know everything. Don't me. Anyways, I do. Obviously didn't steal it. Intentionally, he thought it was free snack. And you know, the thing with Lenny's situation is that he didn't, the driver didn't have to walk the package up. Like he handed, he just was in his truck. He didn't have to do anything. Right. What I mean? Like Lenny was essentially the delivery person at that point. Yeah. And he wants a water. I want Lenny to carry maybe one of them backpacks with all the water in it and then just offer the hose. Just like a little, you don't take a swig. This is bad. I got hose water. Yeah, I got hose water. I don't know. Run the hose. I'll get the driver.

12:15Hold on to me. I'll turn this on. Happy self to some hose water. I drank a lot of it as a kid. But look at me now. Mm. A mess. Probably deadly. Well, we turned out. Oh, yeah. No, I think it is for sure. We've got plastic chemicals. Yeah, I know, but it's good. Something about that hose water. You know about it. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Know that taste. I was covered in water. I know. That's smelling taste. Yeah, it's a pure iron or something. I don't know what we were drinking or whatever. It's good. Yeah, it turns out you should have let it run for a little while. Before you started drinking out of that home. Yeah. Sure. But yeah. So this guy, simple mistake and the bakery, the home bakery. Well, I feel like they're after. Yeah, they are. You know, they're after like. ruin her business. It's crazy. You're trying. You try to get some spin. You're like thinking to yourself, oh, this is going to be a big payoff. And it's like, man, you really have to think everything through. Like what if everyone hates what you've just done? And then your little idea is gone.

13:16And then the icing on your face didn't help. No, you look insane. So I'm going to be covered in man juice. Yep. Which is not a look everyone wants. Well, here are some things that were supposed to be huge. Products, trends, inventions. They were hyped as the next big thing. But then fizzled out fast. I mean, you say this. Ephemeral tattoos. Okay. Tattoos that are meant to fade after nine months or so. Oh, yeah, that never took off. Like why do the pain? Like just get it. If I want a temporary tattoo, just go get a temporary tattoo. I mean, you know, if you're a child or whatever, I don't know why the trend faded fast, I guess. I mean, I guess it's getting a tattoo without committing to a tattoo. Make sure you want it, I guess. Yeah. Then you go back, then you put the other twice.

14:16Can you give me that tattoo that I had? I really loved it. And then they put one on you and it's not quite the same. And you're like, oh boy, I hate this one though. Oh, by the way, speaking of tattoos, that guy in that story got a cake pop tattoo after that. Well, that's how you know everything's fine. You got a cake popped out. I forgot to mention that. You should have mentioned that. Wow, it's not an African guy. It was 10 minutes in. Why did he do that? Just because of all the attention that he got. Oh boy. He's famous now. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I know. I just got 200,000 followers I got. Yeah. He's a cake pop guy now. 200,000 followers. Yeah, take a talk. Just because he's a cake pop king. Yeah. It's great. There are times. There it is there. Can you see here? There we go. Well, look at that. Yeah. It says we're just handing it over to him. It's a cake pop that says thief. Oh, wow. Yeah. Pretty cool. Oh my. What? Yeah.

15:16That's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. But that's his 15 seconds of fame. Someone says you can get those temporary tattoos when you lose your bet for fantasy football. Well, I wish my buddy's son, my buddy's son. My son's buddy had done this. Yes. Yeah. Because he got a massive tattoo when he lost fantasy football two years ago. And it's on his inner thigh for life. What's it of? Do you have ever told the channel? You can't tell us, can you? Because his parents don't know. Oh, shoot it. Probably I said too much. Okay. I just couldn't remember if you told us what it was or not. Oh, yeah. Like what the actual tattoo is. It's of his... Well, yeah, they don't know then. It's of the nickname the guys gave him. Oh, that could be bad. The inner thigh. Inner thigh. Oh, that's terrible. That's terrible. That's terrible. That's terrible. That's terrible. Yeah, that's terrible. You too. So, he doesn't have it. I have probably... Ryan probably does. You have that nasty somewhere. That's nasty somewhere on his body. I never got that. I got dumb ones, but I've never gotten that one.

16:17Okay. Now you guys will make me think though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, that's you, dude. Right next to the new baby's name. Yeah. That's nasty. Yeah. This is probably because you don't have it across the stomach. Like a fat, fat, fat trailer park guy. Yeah. Exactly. trailer park, about life. 3D movies. I will admit we fell for this. Oh, the TV had patty cells in the basement that's been used about four times. Yeah. Was a 3D TV that I bought. Those glasses. Oh. I think they were put on about twice. Same with ours. And they each cost like 60 bucks a pair. Yeah. Like the TV came with two, but if you have a family of four, you had to buy more. Double them up. And they had to put batteries, those little friggin watch batteries in all of them. And oh, that was a huge win for you. Huge win. Because it was just so dumb. They appealed to me about that. At that time, all those kids' movies they were watching were in 3D.

17:18Right? They all came in 3D and the kids were all about it. The last thing that they wanted though was like, to have to wear these glasses to watch the movie, but also do the thing that they're doing. Like, kids are never just doing like one thing. It seems like they're, they got two or three things going on at one time. It's the attention span we're giving them. But ooh, that was a waste. I'm talking about things that were supposed to be huge, but then totally flopped. Zima is on here. And that was like the- A long time ago, right? Yeah. Zima was. Clear citrus flavored alcoholic malt beverage. 90s, right? 93. Yeah, 93. I remember that. Made by Cours. But why didn't it take off? They didn't, Mike's hard lemonade eventually sort of become the same thing. But probably a little bit better. Zima was not very good. I think I've ever even tried it. I did when it came out. Yeah, I never did, but um, I don't like flavored malt beverage though. There's a difference.

18:19They were hard to make it that way. They were ahead of their time, weren't they? Yeah. Now with the stuff they have. Yeah, it's just we weren't ready for it. We're ain't doing it. I ain't drinking no clear. They just liquid on my watch. There's a lot of female, a lot of females drink that, but it was like not enough late, you know, it was just one flavor. It was now they have all sorts of different options. I see what you mean. Yeah, because like what even what it was just lime, lime, let's say citrus. Okay. And that's the first question that comes up is white cloud. Just Zima had to wait for the purification of America. That's what it is. You said everyone had to get a little lot in the loafers first. And then guess what? It worked. The frogs are gay. And everyone's drinking the white clouds. I knew it. I can tell in 93 what was happening. Google Plus was supposed to be huge, but totally flopped. That was a big flop. Oh, yeah. Did we have a show get a page? We did. Yeah. And honestly, of course, because this is our like,

19:20we were laid on everything a little bit, you know, like Facebook and Twitter and we're like, all right, I guess we should start this up. But Google Plus were like the second day. Yeah, we're on it this time. This is out in front of our school. Behind this one. It's awesome. Six other people. Yeah, flopped. Didn't do anything. The segue was literally supposed to be one of the newest forms of transportation. Yeah, the only people using them are like weird mall cops and like people tourist groups. Yeah, they bought them all up because they were just waiting for the price to go down so low. Like man, we can get so we can get eight segues right now. Oh, they were worth it. They were worth it just to see Will Arnett on our rest of development. Wow, right around. Sure. Oh, yeah. Crystal Pepsi. Supposed to be huge, totally flopped. It was just seat. Was it like clear Pepsi? Yeah, I think so. They just took the color out of it. We like the color in there. That's it. Psychological. It's weird. It is being clear. I know it's, but we now know it's like

20:22deadly chemical gucks. Sure. We love it. Is that water? Are you selling me water? The frogs are gay. They're selling us water. I wouldn't. I'll never buy water in a bottle. That's ridiculous. It's free out of the tap or the hose. No. No matter what color it is, I'd still wouldn't drink Pepsi. I know you wouldn't. Just yesterday, we went out for lunch and I'm like, I'll just have like Coke Zero. It's like Pepsi Zero, okay? I'm like, No, not. Bitch. It's not. Yeah. You'll drink it at all. I will. Oh, wow. No, I'd rather not have it. It's not by preference. I'd just a water. Baby. I don't prefer it. I don't like the flavor. I'll drink any of it. Yeah, I'll drink it if I have to. Curved TVs. I did not fall for this one. I bought a curved monitor for the kids.

21:23I was like, they needed a computer. I left. So I was like, okay, I'll get them a cool computer and I bought this curved monitor and they're like, dude, it's the worst. I'm like, really? It's supposed to be the coolest thing. Garbage. Garbage. And hoverboards. Well, I mean, we all bought them. Well, our kids, it wasn't like back to the future style where we thought we'd be using them to get around. No. No, but there was a window there where every kid wanted a hoverboard. Well, Stella Broker arm on one. Oh, that's right. I was just afraid of it setting our house on fire. Yeah. Because they were all catching fire with those Asian batteries in them. Isn't like Google glasses? Isn't that probably one of the biggest flops? Remember, like every single influencer was like, yeah, we really want those and then they just made videos making fun of it. Because they were so. And then they went like literally we're just gone. Forrably nerdy and brutal. Yeah.

22:23But even the, what was the Apple one? Was it Apple? That's the one I'm thinking of. Apple Vision Pro. Apple Vision Pro. That's the one I'm talking about. That's all the influencers. Well, sure, because they have 7,000 of them. We were going to walk around like that. Come on. Like limit what you were able to do. I thought there was like you weren't able to access porn and all that stuff. Oh, probably more upset about it. Looks so uncomfortable. I mean, it's just like, everything on your head. Because their headphones, Apple headphones are so heavy. So I can imagine how. Oh, yeah, those big ones. Yeah. And so that has to be double. Well, look at how much of your head I sweat so bad in that thing. Oh my god, it's insane. We didn't have to wear it. I mean, they're trying to, they were trying to make it comfortable. Like, I've got that. Whatever that quest to thing is. I think it's now it's called like a meta, I think meta bottom. It's like the virtual reality gaming. You have that system. I bought it when it was called the quest to watch porn.

23:24No, I mean, I probably could. Yeah. I probably could. But I just like, kids never used it. Rowan started using it for a hot minute to play like virtual golf. And I would hear things break. And I was like, oh, he's he's swinging away again. Here goes Rowan. Virtual golf. But yeah, that that was it's not a great thing. What do you think? So tomorrow Apple unveils it's, you know, new phones. And allegedly they're unveiling a new foldable phone. I know the technology's been out there already. Dave, I feel like you're going to buy this. I absolutely not. I was going to say like, this is nothing I would want to fall for. Maybe I'll change my mind down the road. But right now I don't like, I don't consume a lot of stuff on my phone. I would consider this. But I feel like it's just you, it's something very expensive. Oh, it's like $2,000. Is it really? I think so. I don't know. It's close to that. Yeah, I think it's supposed to be about two grams. So like what you could buy for $2,000. I just, I have that plan.

24:25And you just trade your phone and they just rape you every time. That's the good plan that I want. You got the rapey plan? Yeah, they just get you and they have you. But then you can give your phone. Oh, the trade. And then they give you the latest, greatest. So yeah. So I'll probably do it at some point with probably have to wait like three more years to qualify. But it's new Apple CEO. No, it's not. I'm a teamist. Stop it now. It's a little. Oh, nerdy. Wow, you need a nerd in church. I need a nerd company. I just, a creator nerd is what we need. Because they got to come up with some stuff. I mean, this, this is the thing, right? So like other companies have been doing this for a long time. You're telling me though that that screen over time is not going to develop a, a, a fold line or some kind of crack. Oh wait, for everyone else to try it and see if that's it. I guess the truth is that's what they've done already. They've allowed like the other companies to make foldable phones and run tests on them for years. And then Apple's like, should we still have everyone's idea yet?

25:28Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. We will. I never see them though. I don't see people using it. I don't either. They're both phones. Yeah. They do, but run into it. The problem I guess for me is what is the aspect ratio on the folded phone when it unfolds? Like what size will it be? Well, you know, like every, all videos are shot in certain. Leaks suggest the foldable iPhone could weigh up to 78 grams more than the standard iPhone 17 when folded with the extra weight ramping up strain on user's hands. That's been the complaint with the other foldable phones. Hand strain. Aking and stinging hands. Well, because you're holding the phone, you probably have to hold the phone flat, right? Like apply pressure to, I don't know if it like snaps into place. I don't know. But if I always had to hold something up on top so that it stayed flat, I don't know. I don't know Apple.

26:29Yeah, that's they've got that's it folded there apparently. I don't need my phone to fold. I don't understand the appeal of it. I think just if you're consuming a lot of media on it, if you're watching a lot of YouTube or movies or so what you can set it up, it's a bigger screen. Like yeah, just a bigger screen. That's it. I'm getting pretty old. Chuck site. He needs it. Just like the idea. Get you a tablet. That's what they got those for, right? Yeah, you know, the thing about the tablet is it's tough to put that the old pocket. Yeah, you can't carry it with you know. Yeah, it's your tablet backpack. That's not bad. It is not much bigger. I mean, the iPhone 18 Pro Max, which is the bigger iPhone. It's 6.9 inches. When this iPhone Ultra comes out, it looks like it'll be 7.8 inches. But is that just how tall it is? And then it's going to fold so it'll be like 14. That's the inside. The inner display. Unless you combine the outer display and the inner display into one. I don't know. That's what I don't know.

27:30I guess we'll find out tomorrow when they announce it all. It just does not even the least of thought I'd be knocking down the door. I know you do always get the new thing. So I thought I'm sick of it now. I don't believe you. No, I'm done with it. You've said that before and then you come in and you always have the new iPhone. Every time. New, new news is going to hit. I'm like right now. I know it's okay. You know, here's what happens. This is what always happens. One of my kids needs a new phone. So I get the new phone and give them my phone. Oh yeah, that makes sense. So that's how I end up getting a new phone. I'm empty by one anyway. But you stand my mouth. I mean, it all depends. They're just not introducing anything that gets me. You don't need it. Right. There's nothing to it. It's changing my life. There's nothing that will give you 12% more battery life. Bull crap. What's the last thing you guys like God from that? Like would it have been like when? Well, watch you got the watch. Oh, like the new thing. Yeah, the ear pods.

28:30I got that. I got lost one of mine. So I had to buy one. Yeah. I like them a lot. So right. The inner ear ones are the big ones. I have my balls, but the inner ones. I use all the time. I have them. I never in a, I always think, oh, I should bring my headphones for this thing that I'm about to do. And then I'm like, I can never, I can't. No, I just, I can't put these in. People are interacting with me. People are trying to talk to me. I can't wear headphones right now. It's just all I have, I have big headphone dreams of being able to just listen to my whatever. I'm on the tune and stuff. I'll throw the men in. Oh, okay. Just stuff around that. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not talking on the phone. Those days are gone. If I'm laying a freaking customer service call or something, you know, like all that kind of stuff. I use them, but I always use them for travel. Yeah. All right, coming up. We're going to get to our first check of the news. What caused an Amazon plane to crash in Miami?

29:34Why did two men have to duct tape a passenger to his seat on a flight? And what shocking thing did a 93 year old woman find next to her bed? Let's get to that. Checking it with the morning poll. I'm Dave Hunter. Time now for a check of the news. A couple of stories you may have seen over the long weekend. The first one, of course, a Amazon prime plane crashing in Miami after overshooting the runway. The five people that died in this, I guess, were inside vehicles that the plane crashed into. Oh, no one on the plane died. I mean, it was a cargo plane, so it wasn't a passenger plane, thankfully. But it's because the plane hit cars. Yeah. You're not expecting to be hit by a jumbo. You're not. You're not. Here's the latest on this now from ABC News. Let's take a listen. Tonight, the NTSB investigating why this Amazon cargo jet

30:34overshot the runway in Miami by 1300 feet flames, shooting from an engine as it slammed into a van with a cleaning crew on board and another car, killing five people, seriously, injuring five more. I would describe it in one word of devastating. Other dead devastation. Plains on fire, planes on fire, push your game spaces on. Hundreds of first responders racing to the scene and straight to the cockpit to rescue the two pilots as firefighters doused the rear of the plane. The team's freeing one person who was trapped under a vehicle. Let's go. Yep. We got one for you tonight. Tonight, the NTSB says they are still recovering the victims. The recovery of victims is most important. The investigation and access to the aircraft as well as evidence can wait. It was just before 2 p.m. yesterday when the plane from Puerto Rico was coming in for a landing.

31:35The limit of flight down, you know, showing it was traveling at 128 miles an hour. One of the key elements in here is going to be at the speed at which they approach the runway, apparently almost 190 miles an hour and the speed at which they rocket at all the other end 128 miles an hour. That's an tremendous amount of energy for a 300,000 pound airplane. Miami International Airport does not use EMAs. It's a system of lightweight, crushable material at the end of a runway to stop planes. This video shows that system at work in Boca Raton, stomping this small plane from overshooting the runway. At least 70 airports nationwide have installed that safety system and the FAA credits it with saving nearly 500 lives. Whether that would have helped prevent this tragedy and should the EMAs be everywhere at every airport, that will be a key part of our investigation. Rachel, the NTSB has recovered the flight data recorder and the cockpit voice recorder. They will be sent to DC for analysis.

32:35Tonight, two of the four runways here at Miami International Airport are closed delays averaging five hours. So that build up underneath the wing there by the engine is that like a vehicle that was all on fire. Looks like it. Yeah, so that's why I was wondering why I'm like, oh, why haven't you got the victims out now? Yeah, you know, expect to be at the plane. So you absolutely don't just drive it, drive it around. Now, of course, for if you're traveling, hopefully you're not flying out of Miami anytime soon because the delays and cancellations apparently brutal. In Miami International Airport departure lines. He has no answers. Waiting was almost the hardest part of check-in. I'm sure everybody's seen the airline crash, right? Yesterday, but I just didn't understand like why it took an entire day to that the airport still looks like this. Two runways remain closed after Sunday afternoons, Amazon cargo plane crash. That's half of MIA's takeoff and landing strips.

33:37Almost 400 delays followed. cancellations piled up to Miss Hito 3 step. In Spanish, Andre Betancourt says she's sad. She's trying to get back to Guatemala to see a dying relative. But Betancourt is not sure when she can get there. airline staff did not have another available flight Monday. Dominique Goes is trying to get home to New York City. Look at me. Look, I'm just stressed out. Between 6 and 7 p in cancellation surged. Passengers on 77 flights forced a rebook. It was the fourth cancellation of the day for some. So Herbert Lou rented a car to drive to Orlando, where he booked a 7 a.m. flight to get back to work in New York. Oh, next flight is Wednesday, meaning she has to find a place to stay. But with no help from the airline and no money left from her Labor Day vacation, Oh, it feels stuck. That's like, what I'm going to do now. I have my kids at home work and I'm stuck in the airport with no money. Thanks to Miami, American Airlines, I apologize. Rest in peace to all the ones who got hurt. What is like, what's next?

34:38That's right, favorite. She realized halfway through. She looked like my American Airlines and crap at it. I'm pressing bees. Yeah. Pressing bees. Betancourt. It's a tough ride. We're going to pull it together. I am stressed out. That's what I say. Every time I go to the airport, I'm like, I can't stress out. You ever say, like, look at me. Look at me. Yes. Look at me. I am stressed out. Look my hair is a mess. And it's like perfect. Her hair was like perfect. Her hair is what she's pointing to. Is she a scan or what's going on? No, no, no. She's disheveled. I'm in rest in peace to those that have bad habits. Yeah, I get it. Damn, this sucks. American Airlines. Airlines staff are working to get travelers home, but those in this line are short on patience. And back here live, you were looking at that very long line of people waiting to talk with the agents at the ticket counters. They're just waiting to talk to someone. Oh my god.

35:38That is that's how that's how on earth right there. That is right. Well, what's amazing too is that what 75% of all those people in line can't be helped. No. So they'll get to the counters. Yeah, so they'll get to the counter. And the person just has to say, I'm sorry, there's nothing that we can do. And it's the whole shepiel. And then they're going to argue and you're like, there's nothing. I'm sorry, there's nothing. And then finally they give up and then it's next and then the same thing with them. But that's true, right? Because it was a plane crash and nothing to do with the airlines. It wasn't their fault. No, they don't have to pay anyone. Yeah, no, they don't have to reimburse anyone. They don't have to pay for their hotels. No, you feel like a prisoner when you're at the airport. You can't leave. It's horrible feeling. I'm not renting no car and drive it from Miami to New York. I'll just see you guys when I see you. I'll see you guys when I see that he was going to drive to Orlando and then fly from Orlando. I've got to get to work. No, no, just talk about that one lady had to go to New York.

36:41Oh, yeah, her options are slow. She has no money, baby. All right, then that's kind of money. It's like, you know, you've like, I'm going to do it up big time in Miami. But like any tiny snafu, it's like, well, there's I'm living on the streets. I went to Miami and now I'm living on the streets. Homeless people shower nude in the Miami Beach hours. So at least she's got somewhere to be. If she has to sleep on the beach and wait till the flight. They said Wednesday was her next. Oh, she stuck in the airport until tomorrow. Wednesday. Yeah, we should check back in and see how stressed out she is by Wednesday. And her first stop, baby. Same clothes. What's her day? We'll check her social media. I'm sure she's found there. Oh, yeah. I'm just going to go to New York City. Look at me. Look, I'm just stressed out. Wait a couple more days. I want to see you. I want to see if you can see the moment when she realized she should have thought about the

37:42dead people back to work in New York. Oh, next flight is Wednesday, meaning she has to find a place to stay. But with no help from the airline and no money left from her Labor Day vacation, O's feel stuck. That's like, what I'm going to do now. I have my kids at home work and I'm stuck in the airport with no money. Thanks to Miami, American Airlines. I apologize. Rest in peace. I want to run some of that hurt. But it's like, what's next? Rest in peace to all the ones that got hurt. I know. I know you got smashed by a plane. I got places to go. I know you burned a death. No, you burned a death in the tragic burning. Hit by a plane on fire and then you burn. But what's next? I got to go. New York City, baby. All right. Another airline incident. I'm sure you've seen on social media over the weekend because this guy's picture was

38:44everywhere. This out of control, Arizona idiot had to be restrained by duct tape during a flight duct taped to his seat. Oh wow. After he lost his mind on a flight, he has since been identified as an Arizona real estate agent who is no longer employed. Oh boy. Wow, the good thing is he just starts his own company. Fox 10 in Phoenix has the story. Police say 67 or third London was on an American Airlines flight last Thursday from Dallas to Newark when the plane was diverted to Baltimore. About two hours into the flight, passenger Richard O'Lennick tells Fox 10 Lundin who was in the fourth row started becoming belligerent. Yelling races and homophobic slurs in front of people including women and children. A flight attendant asked Lundin to calm down and stop using that language. I'd say the total time was about 10 minutes of him verbally lashing out.

39:45And after about 10 minutes or so, he actually ended up striking the passenger that was next to him. He put his hand on the passenger's throat that was next to him. Richard says a woman in the third row stood up and tried to help by hitting Lundin's arm to get him to stop. Then she was also hit. Richard owns an indoor shooting range in New Jersey. He says he and his store manager Juan Mejia, who's a retired police officer, started to intervene. They physically restrained Lundin, but he continued to put up a fight. The flight attendants initially to start handing a zip ties, which for me was relatively new. I've never, you know, I'm not a police officer. I was like, okay, all right, so this is where we're going to go. We're going to do we're going to do these zip ties. So we ended up putting the zip ties on. And once the zip ties were on, he still continued to resist into fight, which led us to take go to the next level. All right. So then at that point in between us trying to zip tie him, he was also he was also biting us. He was he had actually bitten Juan and he was attempting to bite me as

40:52well, seeing that this gentleman had tried to bite us. The flight attendant walked over and gave us a piece of duct tape. He gave Juan a piece of duct tape and he told Juan to put the duct tape on this gentleman's mouth at which point Juan said, no, I'm not, you know, I'm not comfortable doing that because I don't want to interfere with his breathing, right? We didn't, you know, we don't want to harm the gentleman, of course. The men wrapped the tape around Lundin's chest head and arms. Richard says the real estate agent suffered cuts and scratches on his arms when he was flailing them around. Richard says the crew stepped up and did everything they could to assist. We did understand at one point afterwards that there was he was served one serving of alcohol. We didn't feel like that, you know, that alone certainly wouldn't be what drove that we don't believe, right? But we don't we also don't know. We also don't know how much he had to drink beforehand. Were there any mental issues happening? We don't really know. After the flight was diverted to Baltimore, police took Lundin into custody, he's facing counts of disorderly conduct and second degree assault. The FBI is investigating,

41:56following Lundin's arrest, his real estate firm in Tucson severed ties with him. In a statement, Long Realty says in part, it promptly ended its affiliation with the individual, the individual is no longer associated with or authorized to represent Long Realty in any capacity. I truly hope this gentleman gets the help that he needs and I hope he can recover from this. That's the scariest thing. You never know who's just going to snap. No, that man sits down in a plane. You'd never think, okay, he's going to lose his mind and we're going to have to fight him. No, I'm just thinking of a amazing duct tape is. You could do anything with it. You really can. It's incredible. It really is cool. It did restrain that crazy, man. I mean, they use quite a bit of a whole world. They use a lot. So did the passengers duct tape him or did the I think sounds like they gave it to the passengers to be like here duct tape him. Yeah, I want it all clear that I'm not in trouble at all. That's what I would say too. I can understand not wanting to do his face and stuff like that. But when do you cross a line

42:58of the guys they assaulted me? Probably the 15 time you're recognizing them. The duct tape and the zip ties, these guys did it all. I just don't want the he soos me. The face was on. Yeah. But when this happened on the flight that's still in I were on, we just got lucky that the guy snapped like right as we were coming in for a landing. So it was like we just had to try and keep him calm for 20 minutes. It was getting worse and worse and worse. Then when we landed, it was bad. Everyone snuck off the back of the plane and everything. But yeah, I saw his real estate photo. And honestly, you mean it gets you never know who's gonna that is photo right there. Yeah, it's him. He just had a mental breakdown. He did. That's it. He should use his plane photo now as the one on the sign.

44:02You come. He's not in that guy. Exactly. Oh my god. I'll get you a crazy price. I'll go through. I mean, sell your home. I hope there's a 13 year old listening who is a hacker who could get in there and change all of his official LinkedIn stuff to that photo because that would be amazing because that is him. Yeah, that is him. Yeah, it's so crazy. You just don't know. Speaking of flying airlines have caught on to the pillowcase packing hack passengers are using to get around check bag fees. They load a pillowcase with clothes and other travel needs and then take it on the plane like it's their pillow. Yeah, this is just my pillow. They're going to use, but it gets people busted all the time. This one man was stopped boarding a flight as airlines have caught on and are now catching these overstuffed comfort items and denying them as carry-ons. It can lead to lengthy security checks. Passengers have had to pay to check pillowcases. Well, all your stuff is just going to fall right

45:07out of it, right? Oh, yeah, you're doomed. Others have missed flights after feeling the need to argue the point. Like apparently it's the case here. This guy was arguing. They wouldn't come on the flight and it is, I saw a lady. I'll never be able to find it, but a lady had stuffed her leggings with her clothes like that she had on. No, like, oh, stuff like all of her luggage was stuffed into her leggings. Lesson saying, but she had the leggings on and she stuffed clothes down. Yes. Okay. There it is. She went viral because she stuffed a bag close into her leggings to avoid a carry-on. Did it work? It did work. She got on the plane. I'm furious with your ass being that big. If you were sitting next to me, I might use it as an armrest. People have no shame, huh? They just do whatever to save a few bucks. Right. It's not the time. We're just seeing a whole bunch of ass clothes, but that's not bad. What do you mean? I've seen people who look

46:10like that. Have that shape. Yeah, just lumpy. Yeah. I mean, she passes. Right because you can't as the gate agent, you can't be like, that you're real ass. Is that just the way you can't say it? That's your phone, Bob. Because you can see someone with what looks like skinny little twig legs. And then a bad dog. A dog. You know? That's not bad. Yeah. Try that. Okay. You can try that. Try to live in sack. Yeah, please send us pictures if you decide to do this. Please. Crazy story unfolding. First of all, outside of TGI Fridays, which I did not know existed anymore, but I guess there's a few of them. So there's one left in Michigan in Southfield, Michigan. Okay. So occasionally they have this like bike night, I guess. Okay. They had one on Friday night. This old broad pulled up in her souped up. I don't even know what you call this thing. It's like

47:12I'm going to play the audio from this. Oh, okay. It's like a two. Yeah. What are those things called? They're like, they've got the motorcycle back to your shot. Slingshot. So she's up in her like, pimped out slingshot all the LEDs. But she got there early because she's old, right? And then everyone pulled up around her and she couldn't get out when she wanted to leave, which then led to a big fight. And then she goes to pull a gun and someone pulled a gun first. And she go. Oh, they blasted her, huh? They blasted her. You got to know where you're at when you're you're at a TGI Fridays and you're going to pull a gun. Oh, that's a mistake. One woman dead, two bystanders wounded. Let's get the latest from WDIV TV. These are the moments outside that TGI Fridays Friday night. This video is surfacing across social media and local four has confirmed it is a part of the Southfield Police Department's investigation. We're choosing to blur the video

48:15because of its graphic nature. Police tell us they were called to the restaurant just before 1130. They say they arrived to find a 58 year old woman from Easter there with multiple gunshots. She was taken to the hospital where she died. Officers then found a second victim, a 54 year old man from Detroit. They say he was shot in the abdomen. He was taken to the hospital and is listed in serious but stable condition. A third victim, a 42 year old woman from Georgia was taken to the hospital by friends. She was shot in the upper left shoulder and bicep in his listed as stable. Police tell us they've identified the man as a 35 year old from Southfield and that he's been taken into custody. Their early investigation shows that the woman who died and the person arrested are valid CPL holders and pulled out firearms on each other during a fight in the parking lot. The two other victims were bystanders and were not involved in the argument. It's all in video so. Now, Southfield Police are asking anyone with information to reach out to them directly. Yeah, there's two different angles that I've seen already of this whole thing.

49:17Yeah. So they'll just watch that and be like, all right, who escalated it. But I read this morning, just released this morning, they released that guy from custody. Well, I'm saying is if she pulled the gun out first and he blasted her, he's fully within his rights. That's how that was hard to tell because like, they're moving around. I know she was reaching for what looked like her weapon, right? Whether she pulled it out first. I don't know. I don't know, but I'll be checking Facebook marketplace for that. You want that? What's it called again? I'm just like, there's somebody by me who has one. Yeah, y'all. You don't like it? No, I think they're so dumb-looking. One of my neighbors has one. I mean, rest of it was all the ones that got hurt. Right. Yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure. Brought a sling shot to a gunfight. Man, if you hear the pop pop pop pop. Oh, really? Who knew there's a bike night at TGI Friday? Not this guy.

50:22Thankfully. A lot of people there. Plenty of witnesses. Right. That's just said. And plenty of people having their phones out. Unfortunately, though, also plenty of people to just get struck by random gunfighter who are just hanging out. The second I see an old bitch reach for her. I am out. Well, the thing is honestly, you should be out way before that. Yes. Like once you hear some commotion, once people are like, I'm inside and potato skins. Yeah. No, I'll be honest. Once I'm I'm eating potato skins and I look outside and it's bike night. It's time to go. Yeah, it's time to go. It looks like this bike night is not my deal. 93 year old lady in Tampa woke up to something crazy. A 24 year old guy, a stranger standing next to her bed. Yeah. Another pervert from the seams of it. From the seams of it. Yeah. It's a new saying. Sure. It's made up from the seams of it. Or maybe just drugged out.

51:24I don't know. I know what Jason would want from a 93 year old. Yep. That's what I'm after. Oral. Here's the story from WFN. I'm giving it. 24 year old Connor North Ross is facing several criminal charges after a 93 year old woman called 911 claiming she woke up to him standing at the foot of her bed. Connor, we're from Channel. You want to talk to us? 24 year old Connor North Ross was shocked to see us when we came knocking. He was arrested Tuesday after a 93 year old woman says she woke up to him at the foot of her bed inside her Tampa apartment early Sunday morning. I'm 93 years old and I just woke up and somebody was standing over my bed. I forgot so much. My patio door. I gave a stand right over my bed. Law enforcement says the victim originally believed North Ross was her grandson. But when she realized he was a stranger, she told him she needed to get up and take her medication. North Ross then started rubbing her arm and told her he could get the medication for her.

52:24He wanted to get in bed with me. Wow. Again, like I said before, you think you're safe? It's a 93. I made it. Men don't care about me anymore. And there's this guy who wants to get in my bed. See, Alice, why not? I'm not going to believe this, but a young Jewish man showed up with a boner. Hard as a rock. I can get those pills readore. Oh, wow. Maybe he's going to make the sleep. Oh, yeah, I banged him. Was it nine of my life? He wanted to get in bed with me. I'm not a three-year-old. Hillsborough County detectives were able to identify North Ross through the apartment complex security footage. Tampa Criminal Defense Attorney Bryant, Kamarino, was impressed with the victim's demeanor. And you know, a lot of people would understandably freak out in a situation like that. But she had the presence of mine to call 911 and make the complaint. North Ross was charged with the burglary of an occupied dwelling

53:25in battery on a victim over 65, and he bonded out for 25,000. So what kind of punishment could he face if convicted? If he has no prior record, chances are, again, he could be looking at maybe nothing more than probation. But if he has a significant prior record, then he's he yeah, he could be looking at prison, potentially up to life. And North Ross was not happy to see a show up at his door. So far, North Ross spent one night in jail, and he bonded out Wednesday, reporting in Tampa. Can Sandra Meshack? Eight on your side. I'd love for them to show up with Jason's house. Hi, probation. No problem. Having deal. Been there, done that. Hey, I don't want to press any charges. I want that young man's phone number. I mean, she sounded like she was with it. Yeah, she did. She definitely did. She totally did. She wanted to get in bad with me. I'm 93 years old. That's ridiculous. That's a woman and disbelief. Yeah, like I can't believe it seriously. Right, one was the last time she had sex with me.

54:26Oh my gosh, it's so long. 20, 30 years ago. No, she's like this. She probably lost her husband years ago. Sorry, I don't stop. I don't know if those who lost their love. Yeah, they don't stop some people, you know. Make sure that 93-year-old wants you. Yeah, you're working around. She seemed out of it. He seemed out of it. He stumbled at one point. So I'm like, oh man, but I mean, I don't know how wang you have to be to be like, you know, who's hot? That lady. I think it's just, you're just on an adventure, huh? Yeah, yeah. Touched her arm and wanted to get in her panties. It's awful. Arm. Arm. It feels different. I'm going to say it's like the desert. You wrinkle. The skin would move with you. I'll pull the lotion on your floor. Like Bob Barker's skin. The skin of Bob Barker. No, even 93 might be too much for old Jason. Oh, yeah.

55:26That's good. Even be too much for me. Hopefully we don't see you open an indoor like this. What a crime. No, just keep your fantasies, fantasies. Man, check, check your people, huh? Check your people. Check your people. See if it's the news. And finally here, a 39-year-old man in Livingston County, Michigan used the money he made from selling cans to purchase a winning $500,000 scratch-off lottery ticket. Nice. Saving those cans, finally worth it. The man who chose to remain anonymous told the Michigan lottery. He has a Sunday ritual of returning used cans from money. And then using that cash to purchase lottery tickets. The winning ticket, which was for the Stampede Payout Game, was purchased at a CVS in South Lyon, Michigan. He said, later that night after dinner, I sat down and scratched the tickets. I saw that I won half a million dollars. I started yelling and jumping up and down. I tried to scan the ticket on the app, but my hands were shaking so bad.

56:29I couldn't get it to scan into later. He said he's going to use the money to pay off his house, take a vacation, and take his friends out to dinner. Too great ideas. Too great ideas. You wouldn't take your friends out to dinner, Jack? I don't want to go out to dinner. I don't want to go out to dinner. It's good to hear that worked out though for that guy. Oh, yeah. Because those cans, I can't think. What's your max number of bags you're allowed to even take to those places? Unlimited. Oh, really? I think, I mean, at $10 a spits it out, but you could just keep getting tickets. Those by me for a hot minute there, they were like, they were like, listen, there's too many people here. We have to keep it moving. You can only do like four bags. I've seen people pull up like six carts and they just hold that thing. Oh, yeah. It's like, get the hell out of my way. Oh, yikes. Seems like a real pain in the race.

57:29I just wait for a child to need fundraising. That's what I do. I didn't know where you were going. No, like there's always someone in my life. There's always someone in my life. They're like, they're trying to raise money for new books. They're looking for cans. I'm like, well, I'm your guy. I got all of cans in the world. It's a weird setup in my opinion, making people pay for cans. Yeah, I hate it. I wish I'd go away. It's to force recycling. I get it. Yeah, but we just recycle it. We could. We won't. Because that was from a long time ago. I know. We love throwing stuff away. Just one, one big thing. I think people will throw it away if you're a throw away person. Are you going to do it? I feel like if you're a throw away person, you're still just throwing it away right now. Yeah, sure. I mean, we might as well just. People need to run their campaign on that for governor.

58:30Yeah. No more canry sound. Put that up there. They'll get your votes. Yeah, exactly. We're just sick of it. How you doing? Untax the damn cans. Yeah. There we go. No more no more taxes. No more cans. Uncans every all the other taxes. We are still thinking I have to do over that. Uncans. Well, think of right. When we come back celebrity dirt and sports news, has that wheel of fortune announcer caught in a petafile chat room officially been canned? Which professional professional wrestler died after collapsing during a show? And how did an old guy pass away at the Burning Man festival? All that and more death coming up on Dave and Chuck the free. Previously on Dave and Chuck the free. Has a listeners boyfriend fallen in love with her mom? She says this. I've been in a happy relationship with my boyfriend for over four years. Recently, I had a conversation with my parents about the possibility of him moving in with us. My mom was open to it about six months later. I noticed some changes in his behavior.

59:30His actions definitely started to raise some suspicions. I ordered a couple of discrete cameras from Amazon. After reviewing the footage, I've discovered that my boyfriend of four years has been cheating on me with my mom. There were multiple instances where I have seen he's had sex with my mom. Oh god. And then, without me knowing, came upstairs to have sex with me. Oh, he tasted your mom. Stop it. Chassis. God, the taste of your mom. Darn it. It's a new, the most horrible word. Say that, taste of your mom. That is the worst lifetime movie ever seen. Worst, fucking show ever. Yeah. Yeah, a taste of mom. Okay. Stop it. Well, I mean, she probably did. Steven Shuk the Freak. David Shuk the Freak. Online at DavidShukTheFreak.com.

1:00:33Hi there. It's the Tuesday edition of Dave and Shuk The Freak. Back here with you after a Labor Day weekend. It is the eighth of September. And coming up, we've got celebrity dirt and sports news. Has that wheel of fortune and answer caught in a pedophile chat room officially been fired. Which professional, I can't say professional. Try it again. Which professional wrestler you nailed it. Died after collapsing during a show. Yes. And how did an old man pass away at the Burning Man festival? That's all coming up. First in sports, college footballs, opening week guns. So most of the top 25 teams performing exactly as expected. Exactly. Everything according to plan. Except for a couple of close calls. Everything according to plan one and oh, maybe sometimes it just takes a second. One and a half. That's all you need. Pretty bad. Hey, just make one more play. Just make one more play.

1:01:35That's all you know. Michigan Wolverines got lucky. Thanks to a controversial clock decision that gave them one final play to come away with a 13-12 win over Western Michigan. Fans in the stadium and at home were left dumbfounded when an officials review allowed one second to be placed back onto the clock. When even the games and announcers were seeing replays that showed an incomplete pass as the clock struck zero before the ball touched any player. It wasn't until close to midnight that the big 10 released the video and audio feed showing how and why the decision was made to give Michigan that extra second to find a second life in win the game. Based on that release, the right call was made. But it was a major disservice to the viewers and those in the broadcast booth not to have that feed accessible right at the moment. And it gave plenty of ammo to those that want to believe in sports conspiracy theories. Western Michigan's president later conceded that the replay process of the big 10 is not as good as it could be.

1:02:38There's no eye to me. There's no conspiracy. We've been on the other end of it too. Oh yeah. We've been on the other end of the extra second here. And in back then, do you believe it was a conspiracy? Yes. Of course. Of course. I'll depend on whose side you're at. It's an outrage. It was then. It wasn't conspiracy. Yeah. That time. But really it's not that great of a victory because it should have been a great victory. But it's but the only thing is it just like no, but it's they're not very good anyway. No, they're not good. It wasn't like a how can you celebrate that win? I was going to say like you let a match team hang in there. I was very disappointed. Yeah, but the starting of the field. I thought it was outrageous. So hopefully they get it. These are kids. You were so, but it wasn't just kids the entire stadium. I know, but they're still kids. We're Michigan people. I know, but they're still kids. No, it turns out better than that. I can't understand thinking that I can. I can't understand. Thinkers are the best.

1:03:39I know it's just there's a lot of like we almost lost. What do you sell? We don't want the national team. You know, you also shouldn't kill yourself. If you're a state fan and that happened, like don't kill yourself. I saw a lot of people crying. A lot of people very upset like relax. Well, they did tough times themselves. Yeah. How's the rest of the season going to go in your playing? It's awful. They're not going to. I thought about selling my tickets. I bet. I bet you did. I don't want to go to that. That was a good one. I don't want to go. Yeah. You will go. Of course I will. What's insane about this is so honestly, I thought this was going to be such an easy win that I was like, I'm doing something else. And I'm getting texted like, hey, this is happening. Bubble blah. And then I got texted. Broncos win 12 to 7. And I'm like, good. Darn it. Yeah, turned it off. We went back to the LSU game and was like, oh, they they lost. And then we're like, wait a minute.

1:04:41And he's like, no, they won. What happened? Well, that's in the text. And I'm sending. So as soon as they lose, I start firing out all of the text to everybody. About guard, this is garbage. We're screwed. Bubble blah. And they sell the ticks to my friends. I call them. I was like, so yeah, that was a never mind. Yeah. We'll give them. But then I was like, then I got a text back. I was like, Michigan wins. I'm like, what is going on? I'm like, then I realized I have to turn this on to see what the hell is going on. Yeah, I mean, this guy at the bowling alley were real hype together. The bowling alley. We were watching it at a bowling alley. Yes. Why would that be? Well, for I just these birthdays. So we went out to dinner, but then we were going to go to a nightclub. Yeah. She don't want to go to this nightclub. I was trying to take her out dancing. I'm trying to be a good husband. Yeah. I'm going to take her out dancing. I like to dance. But we didn't. So we ended up going bowling. She wanted to go bowling. Okay. Well, you know that. We're getting super hype about it. It was great.

1:05:41I wish I could take a picture with her. So you spent her birthday night getting super hype with the dude. Yeah. Okay. The bowling alley. Me and Pinsetta. That's what his name was. Pinsetta sleep. We were hype. I got one. I should have taken a selfie with her. It's going to be friends with him. Pinsetta. I wanted to be. I want to see you dance now at the club. I think I don't dance anymore. You dance. I saw you dance in the. Oh, he's in dance. You've seen me dance. Yeah. Me and me like when I was walking in, you were like doing. Are we making jokes and you would do the dance? I mean, I do dance. Yeah, he was in a boy band. Yeah. I can dance. What kind of music do you guys dance to? I can dance anything. Okay. But what is Jesse like to dance to? She likes like house stuff. And he seems like a little not a rave chick. But yeah, she's got these like gold dance and shoes. And if we go to a concert, she goes out and gold dance. She's like, oh, I like her. She gets the gold shoes. I'm like, here she goes. Oh, my god. It's my kind of girl. Oh, she's got these amazing shoes. That is amazing to have a pair of like, what are we doing tonight?

1:06:44Going out, we're dancing. Hold on. But then you end up bowling. But then you end up bowling. We haven't we don't go dancing. I was trying to do the right. A nice thing. Okay, give us a watch here. You're in the car. Oh, don't do it. Yeah. You're in the car. You don't have to. See? Got moves. Yeah. That's all you got to do. That's all you got to do. That's a man who's done drugs. All you got to do. That is a man who's done drugs. Yeah. That's a drug. That's a man who's done drugs. Yeah, the club drugs are never my thing. Oh, no. Looks like it was, but it wasn't. Okay. You do. You got to do to meet those ladies. She didn't want to go to this club as a witness. Well, that's probably okay. Did you have her gold shoes? No. No. We can't go to that place like on the night. I'm like, why? And she's like, well, it's just we can't, you know? We can't. Is it near your house? No. Oh, okay. Yeah, out of this place. Oh, you went bowling. Yeah. Yeah.

1:07:44Down that way. Oh, okay. That was like, it's ill be fun. I'm telling you. I'm looking you. Yeah, we went bowling. Not bad. It's what you wanted. Earth they bowling. Hey, whatever, whatever the lady wants. Lady gets. So she wanted. But they said there are some of those bowling places that are pretty much like clubs now at night, right? They did like, we could have danced to the 80s cover band. There was in there, but we did it. There was a cover band. Yeah, that's incredible. That's incredible. We got a wig on like Anthony Kitas. I was like, we should dance here. I don't know what their name is. They're probably local. Thanks for listening. Yeah, probably. They were rocking in there in the ball. Wow. Very nice. My lady wants to dance to this. You should get some points for at least as you put in effort, right? I got all the points, man. You didn't want to go bowling. You wanted to go bowling. That's what I mean. You're a nice dinner and then she wanted to bowl. Yeah. But I tried. How'd you do it? How'd you roll them? My high was 196. In Jesse Bowl. Yeah, she was bowling 150s. Okay. Yeah. You posted a really nice birthday post of her online

1:08:44and I was going to put give her a hug from me, but I didn't. Nice. That was nice. Yeah, it's nice to just keep that to the show and not like on our life. Yes. Because then her family is like, who is that? Yeah, what is that? You were a hug from me. Why is that guy hugging your wife? That's what he does. Leave me as weird for me too. Yeah, thanks for not putting that. I refrained. That's nice. I did. Absolutely. All right, moving on to celebrity dirt now and we knew after looking through this guy's picks of what he was allegedly typing in a pedophile chat room on a plane. Yeah. We thought there's no way he could keep his job as the announcer at the Wheel of Fortune and that of course is the case. He now has officially been fired. Here's the latest on the story. This just ends. Sony Pictures television has fired. By the way, now that I see, I hadn't seen a lot of footage of the guy. And so they're just doing stock footage of him here like from Wheel of Fortune as they tell the story.

1:09:45All I can think of as Yip. Yeah, I'm exactly. You know, like he looks. Oh, yeah. Like that kind of man is all I'll say. It's taken me. It's just and Sony Pictures television has fired longtime Wheel of Fortune announcer Jim Thornton. TMZ first reported Thornton was being investigated for an alleged incident aboard an American Airlines flight from Charlotte to Los Angeles back in May. A passenger told TMZ she could see Thornton's laptop during the flight and describe what she saw as disturbing messages and images in a chat room that appeared to involve discussions about children. The passenger alerted a flight attendant. And when the plane landed at LAX, Thornton was questioned by authorities then released. He has not been arrested or charged with a crime. In a statement to TMZ, Thornton's attorney strongly denied that his client engaged in any illegal activity and says he was only in the chat room because he was sent the wrong link.

1:10:47Stayed in that chat room and commented allegedly for quite some time. The thing is though, this is what like his lawyers know and what his team knows. No one's going to do the deep dive like we did. They're just going to listen for that little sound bite and they hear that and then they say, well, that's my guy and he says he didn't do it so I didn't do it. We looked into it, took us about 10 minutes and then you figure out who he is in the chat room, what he's alleging and allegedly saying in that chat room. And it's like, come on. You know, I mean, I get it. You're hired, you're the lawyer. You have to say, there is no, I mean, it was a mistake. It was totally no way. Now, all of this is alleged because it's just stuff people are posting online, but people did a deep dive into that chat room and they saw previous posts from the same user

1:11:47name, including a picture of him as a kid that he said, have fun with this. Oh, he's a mess then, allegedly. I'm telling you, that's all a legend because it was just, you know, oh, God, good night. Now, the Wheel of Fortune producers issued a statement over the weekend saying, following a thorough investigation, Jim Thornton's employment with Wheel of Fortune has been terminated effective immediately. So they did their own investigation. We knew it was bad. We knew it was so bad for them to pull him out of episodes that have already been taped. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it had to be really bad. It's so bad. And it is one of the worst. Yeah, besides killing someone. It's pretty shocking. On a plane, my whole thing, like, where does stuff go from here, though? Like, he just gets to go continue to say, good night. No, I know, but I mean, like, he's made enough money, probably, to be like, whatever.

1:12:48There's nothing that I want to do. Sure, his whole life's going to fall apart. He's married, right? So, someone said, can we discuss the fact that the woman who was obviously intently staring at this guy's computer as if she was staring at her husband's phone while he messaged a co-worker thinking to herself, he's cheating on me with a secretary. I mean, it is wild. She definitely was snooping on someone else's stuff. Thank goodness. That's how it is. It's a public. So he's doing it in public. Yeah, you can look at whatever. You can look at someone's screen. There's no log. No. I wish I could see screens that well. Sure, when I watched that Jennifer Lopez stripping movie, people were looking behind from my screen going, what is that guy? We watch. Sure. Like, this guy is nuts. Pervert. I watched the big little house key on a plane and they showed boobs. I was not ready for it. I couldn't believe it. No, it's all new now on planes. There's all like hardly any of that. It can be quite filthy, even on their own systems.

1:13:48That's crazy. Yeah. There's no log. There's all sorts of leads. Boobs going to show here in this. You do feel like a pervert. Oh, you I did totally like a pervert. Oh, when you don't even know what's coming, but then you're like, Oh, what do I do? Do I pause it? Do I cover it? People will think you're a pervert too. Of course, they're going to judge. They're good. If I saw like chop that and boobs up ahead, I'd be like, Oh, look at that guy. Yeah, but don't pause it. Because then you really look like a pervert. Well, like to pause to go forward. Right. Either fast forward. I think I turned it right off. I just turned it right off. That looks even more guilty. I know, but I was like, okay, I can't even believe this is happening. And I can't watch this. Because once there was boobs, I was like, okay, this could be a full movie I had never seen it before. Yeah. So I was like, I don't know what's how many times am I going to see boobs? I can't watch this on a plane. I had to finish that movie at home. No, I did. I did. Yeah, boobs at home. Boops at home. I'm watching boobs at home all the time. No problem.

1:14:49Don't watch. Don't watch my don't sit behind me. No, oh my God. And check out what I'm looking at. No, you're going to hate it. Shocked. You'd be shocked. Well, you know, we saw pictures of the Burning Man festival last week and thought that's the last place on Earth. Any of us would ever want to be. Not for us. No. And it shouldn't have been for this 60 year old guy either. 60. Because he's gone. 60 year old guy went to the Burning Man festival and did not make it out. Tonight investigators in the remote desert of Nevada, North of Reno hunting for answers after two men died at the Burning Man festival in the last week around 3 pm Saturday. The victim now identified as 60 year old Craig Mann was found dead by his campmates. It comes just days after a 50 year old man suffered a medical emergency and was pronounced dead at the festival's care center. This marks the fifth death in four years at Black Rock City, the festival site that appears like a mirage attracting tens of thousands for art and music.

1:15:51Just last year, the festival investigated its first murder at 37 year old Russian tourist found in a pool of blood. The case remains unsolved. Investigators say partly because a temporary city disappears when the festival ends, making it difficult to find clues to cry. That's crazy. Someone murdered somebody. Has any investigate of knowledge? If you could imagine the worst case scenario for an investigation, that is it. And Rachel, tonight investigators tell me they're trying to better understand the two latest deaths at Burning Man, but it does not appear foul play was involved. What you're learning is if you want to kill somebody kill that burning man. Burning Man is the place to do it. There's no law. There's no law enforcement. You know, I mean, obviously I'm inundated with women nonstop just in my feed. But what I've seen a couple times now are these women crying at Burning Man. And they're like, do not go to Burning Man. This is this place is terrible.

1:16:53Like in your garage. Like they yeah, like they are they're just breaking down. So it can't be great. That's not great. We only that though. I've never thought Burning Man's great. No, it's dirty. I have smelly. You want to smelly those people would be sure in a hot desert. She like there's more going on too. Like it's worse. Oh, it's drugs. I never imagine sex. There's that orgy dome. Yeah. Guy probably had to shoot a state out of the orgy dome. Maybe, you know, so young man's game. The orgy dome. All of that. All of that is young man's game. Yeah. The drugs are young man's game. Young man's game. Orgy dome. A young man's. Festivals. Festivals in general. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No way any festival. We do it. I'll stay. Yeah. Way too old. Still trying to live them glory. I'm not even sure. I would go to an outdoor concert anymore. And out of the blue. Let's not be ridiculous. I'm telling you right now. Come on, Chuck.

1:17:54I don't think so. Maybe if I if I knew I had a seat. I'd never go to something on the lawn. Oh, in the lawn. We could go out on the seat though. That's outdoors like our local place here. I know. It seems like a lot of fun. But as long as you have a seat, I don't know. One more to have to tell you about a professional wrestler died after collapsing during a show. He's also a musician as well. Here's the story. Yeah, the show is here at Mr. Small's Theatre in Millville. It took place last night. And in fact, they still have the promotion. Send him out on that screen. Cycling through behind me. This is a photo that we have of Andy Williams. He was better known as the butcher. Along with a pro wrestler, he was also guitarist in the popular metal band every time I die. This was an event put on by enjoy wrestling. They're an independent wrestling promotion company in their final run of shows. They said in the statement last night that Williams collapsed during a tag team match.

1:18:55Staff doctors administered CPR until in ambulance arrived. He was taken to a local hospital. This morning his agent confirmed a KDK that he had died saying he was called a wonderful man. And I will miss him every day. Now the show itself came to a sudden end during this people were sent home. Williams is now being remembered as a kind giant who the world will miss. Condolences have been pouring in from across the wrestling community. Now no cause of death has been released. Reporting live in Millville, Ricky Sayer, KDK, TV News. Yeah, like, you know, he was like a part of a tag team back like AW was like the butcher in the blade. And, um, you know, like a cool, had a really cool look at the time. Like just like, uh, you know, didn't really go anywhere though, you know, and obviously you're just an independent wrestling thing. It's not. It's bad.

1:19:55It's like the bad. It's like the bad part of wrestling, you know, eventually, you know. Hmm. But are you a lot of those guys doose or what are the? Well, you've done a lot probably over the years, but also you just beat your body up for who knows how long, you know, I'm gonna be crazy when he enters the royal rumble. Oh, no, you saw it coming. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Ryan with a dark-sided twist. Could be a work we don't know. Five, four, three, yeah, no, each. No, that's probably not going to happen. Yeah, I mean, it sucks, but yeah, that sucks. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, you know, we told you they went back to the UK. We're convinced they ran out of money. Their California dreams didn't pan out. Right. Like they thought they would, uh, but there was some speculation they could go back to their royal life. Well, Prince Charles, there's no freaking way. Oh, no, there was no way. Mm-hmm. Prince Harry was pictured for the first time today

1:20:57since his return to the UK at a podcast studio. Last year, Harry was adamant that despite missing his country, he wouldn't be moving home anytime soon. I can't see a world in which I would be bringing my wife and children back to the UK at this point. So there was understandable surprise last month when Harry, Meghan and their children relocated across the pond, reportedly searching for a home in the picturesque Cotswolds close to London. And there's been plenty of speculation about why they're here. Now King Charles has weighed in on their roles via an official letter, which says the pair remain private citizens, whose charity work is not done on behalf of the royal family. The letter also clarifies that the title Royal Highness remains off limits for the couple. It's been more than six years since Harry and Meghan step down as so-called working royals and told their story to Netflix and others.

1:21:59I realized they're never going to protect you. A very public rift in the royal family, still unhealed. Yeah, I wondered if like part of the moving back was like she thought she was going to have that job. In like the next season of the gentlemen and they were like, I think that's all shot over there. It is, but there's no reason she'd have to move completely over there to do that show. No, I just, you know, I don't know. It doesn't make any sense. Absolutely, it doesn't. When they were so adamant, they'd never go back there. They look more ridiculous. Or they're just like, I know. They could be, it could be just them saying we just got to get out of here. We just, it's not working over here. I don't know. Those, the Cox Woods or whatever, that their... The Cox Woods? Yes. That looks pretty good. The Cox Waltz. Yeah. Yeah. That never knows all about it because I guess they filmed... Some movie was filmed there that she really watched. I've been trying to move to the Cox Woods for a while.

1:23:00I know you have. What was it? Bridget Jones is dying on that, wasn't it? Something that the Cox would. I don't know. There's some freaking... Oh, the holiday. All right. That was filmed there. Kind of put it on the map initially. Yeah, I mean, I would have been just absolutely furious with her in the gentleman three. New season out right now. So amazing stuff. I haven't watched yet, but I'm going to. It's so good. It's good. Spider-Man Brand New Day remained the number one movie in theaters over the weekend. That is six weeks at number one. Since the end of July, the Sony superhero movie has ruled over cinemas with rare dominance. The latest release to enjoy such a long stretch of the box office was 2022's Avatar the Way of Water. Brand New Day, the fourth standalone Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland, collected another 18 million over the weekend.

1:24:02Brand New Day has now grossed $2.4 billion worldwide. Universal Pictures, the Odyssey, remains in second place adding another 13 million. It has taken in 1.63 billion worldwide. Both blockbusters helped lead Hollywood to its best summer since before the pandemic. Not bad. They needed it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But they're making it funny enough. They're making most of their money off of food, drinks, and popcorn buckets. Which they always have done that, but that popcorn bucket thing, huh? Yeah. They have more coming out that they have revealed for the new Avengers movie. There's the new Iron Man popcorn helmet. Oh, look at that. It's pretty sweet. Returning September 25th, they say.

1:25:03If you're into that thing, I don't understand it, but okay. And then the Infinity Gauntlet. Also coming out, the Infinity Gauntlet popcorn bucket. If you want that, you get that. I don't understand. That's crazy though. I can remember when this first started, they would make a certain run of those. And then you just couldn't get them anymore. But I think now you can actually literally like, they're selling stuff still in the theaters. Like if you wanted to get a he-man thing, you might still be able to get a they keep it until they sell it. Yeah, I think so or or just offered. They just know that someone might be in there to see another movie and their big he-man fan. And get the he-man thing. You're not getting it now. I feel like you still can. I mean, I saw that movie. No, I know. I don't know if it flopped. Probably. I mean, I think it flopped. It's a he-man movie. Where's it flopped? Yeah, it grossed $114 million.

1:26:03It cost $200 million. Yeah. That's a flop. Yep. Oh, set for sequel despite dismal locks on this though. Because they still can't think. Even though they didn't make any money, they still have no ideas. They're going to make another one. What's silly about it is like the reason that he-man worked in the first places because they came up with a cartoon. Well, they they came up with a toy. And then they took that toy and said, can we make this into a cartoon at the same time? They made it into a cartoon. And then it and it went out. I mean, they should have done something. I mean, but I've heard from people that are he-man fans, that the movie had some stuff in it that was like, oh, yeah, they kind of like hit some nostalgia stuff for me and they kind of made fun of themselves. So it was like a little bit more than in your he-man chat room. Yeah, the he-man chat. Send the wrong link. I don't send the wrong link. I got it. He-man chat on a plane.

1:27:03Company has severed ties with him. I'm not to promise. Get in there. Get in there. So we got the cord. Oh, no. We got the cord. Now it might be time to reattach it because according to a new report, streaming prices are increasing at a higher rate than cable ever did. Since 2022, streaming prices have jumped more than three times the rate of inflation. Which is you probably noticed his pretty high itself right now. Apple TV. It started at 499 a month back in 2019. It has tripled since 499. It started at 499. Yeah. That's how they get you right. And you could lock in for like two years or something. It's now 1199 with ads. That's not too bad though. With ads. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, I get it, but I want to, I think I'm paying. For two different things like 25 bucks each or whatever. It's like, oh my God. Netflix premium is up 125% since 2013.

1:28:07The cheapest tier of paramount plus is up 80% over the past five years. If you want to have all eight major streaming services without ads, it's $151 a month now. Four years ago, it was just $90 to have them all. Yeah. Keep going up. Obviously, unless you want to be lame going exclusively back to cable may not be the solution. So what is they say streaming cycling? That's where you subscribe to one service at a time and alternate. Like you subscribe to Apple TV until you've caught up on all the stuff you want to watch. Then you drop it and then you pick up prime. It's a full time job. You're going to keep up with that. Like, what do I have to cancel? What do I have to pause? You know? Well, this is this thing though. People will figure that out and this is what people will start to do. And then you base a whole like, like for me, like getting into this like fixing stuff world, I realize like there's a whole big box store that's set up on just like what is on sale this weekend. And you just wait for the weekend to show up where you're looking for the one thing that

1:29:12you're looking for. And it's the same type of thing. People will adjust. You know, but that store makes money when someone like me who doesn't know the deal goes in there on a Tuesday and is like, I'm going to pay full price for this thing. And they're like, what a dummy. You know? So. And I think they just rely on our laziness that we just like that's what I mean. Right? Every time I cancel one, then a show comes out that I'm like, okay, I got a free sound every time. Yeah. Like I cut out Disney plus ESPN. Who Lou? Who Lou? I cut that out. I cut out Paramount. You know, I still have Netflix. It's just something that I. Well, you just had your watch in the gentleman. Well, that, right? Yeah, but I mean, like generally before that, it's like, I'm just I scroll and I scroll. But then you have to save it for football. You have to. Yeah, that's true. And then prime I've got and YouTube premium and YouTube premium.

1:30:13And that's this isn't even including anything like that. Yeah. And then my music and then my to get my music for my kids and me. Your storage. Whoa. Yeah, I just tried to put together a list of all the stuff we pay for every month. It was a shocking when I went into subscriptions on my phone and realized all the stuff that kids have signed up for that I didn't realize. Oh, man, it's just devastating. Because like I told you before, I mean, there was a night. There was a couple years there where every other night Stella was signing up for a new Netflix account from her room and the mom's house and her mom's house. She's like, I don't know what the log in is. I'll just start a new one. Oh my God. Oh my God. I wake up every morning from a notification from some streaming. Oh, we're trying to log in. Oh, one of my kids something who knows what they're doing on it. Yeah. And then I always like, who is this? I know. I know. So the stuff they sign up for for me that is drives me crazy is like, they'll sign up

1:31:16for some app that helps them edit. Yes. Or something. Something they'll sign up and then it's like, you're like, and they'll sign up for something that's like per week. I'm like, we paying per week. That's per week. I get this. I forgot to cancel that. Jardid, dude, that wasn't supposed to keep that good. Taxi. Taxi. It's the same like, oh, I forgot to cancel that. Oh, no. Oh, sorry, that. I'm like, do you use it? Yeah, all the time. I'm like, I haven't seen a single thing you've ever done. What is it? An edit thing? It's like, yeah, like they'll have some kind of like edit, it'll help them edit their whatever they're on Snapchat or if they're on whatever making their cool videos. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see, I see. I know. I see. We're running out of time. We're running out of time.

1:32:20It's really good. Really. We're running out of time. It's really nice. We're running out of time. I see, yeah, and they're Wizards. The same kind of thing they're on. How are you? I can't golf that much anymore bro. I gotta do something else other than these classes. How about a part time job or something? No one's got time when you're at state. Lot of drinking and you do that. No alcohol like you. Relax. Not alcohol. Relax. I've never even dream about it. I don't do anything. Put my backpack down dad. Go look in and earn it. You're not gonna like what you see. Well that smells funny. No. Okay. Okay dude. I'd watch the Rowan show though.

1:33:25I would watch it. It sounds highly entertaining. I think so. Yeah. He's Jason 2.0. Oh man. You better make your something out quick. Yeah. Get's bad fast. Yeah. You can take a turn. Yeah. That's pretty devastating. Well take a break. When we come back, did penis enlargement surgery end up killing a guy? Was a per busted placing cameras in an airport bathroom? Did another swimple pool party get out of control and bitches tripping all that and more on the way. We'll be back right after this. Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freeze. Political ads starting to appear as we get ready to get up for another election season and one stood out to us from someone named Richard Fabizac. There are some different things than most candidates running in local elections are asking for. One of them is you'd like to build a 12 foot wall to protect the city of Hamtramic. I'm a 14 feet instant death penalty.

1:34:31Right. Because if you go to jail, you can come back out and do the same thing over. You think the whole city should be free parking? It should be free parking. Some of the workers taking the money out of the meters and not putting it in for the city. That's why the city is broke now. Matt, how are you? I'm just wondering what kind of parking meters are using over in Hamtramic? I mean, did they take hungryids or something? Honey is with us from Monroe. Are you going to vote Richard Fabizac? Yeah. Fabizac is Fabizac's path to command. It's Dave and Chuck the Freeze. Hello there. And thanks for joining us here on Dave and Chuck the Freeze. It is the eighth

1:35:32of September at Tuesday. And remember, if you want to reach out during the show, the Dave and Chuck lines are open with Ryan anxious to speak to you at 1 855 954 69 69 1855 954 69 69 69. That's also the five hour energy text line. You can text us on the same number. Coming up was a perv busted placing cameras in an airport bathroom. Did another swimply pool party get out of control? What was a cab driver busted doing during some downtime? And bitches tripped it coming up. But first we'll start here. Morning Dave and Chuck the freak are going dark side it. Here's a promise. I'll make to you men. Okay. If any of you decide to get penis enlargement surgery and it kills you, I will tell no one.

1:36:36I am also in the deal. Pray I don't want to read any further. I will not make that same choice. I know you wouldn't see that's the difference. If I wanted to underwent some embarrassing surgery and it killed me, he'd do it for a penis enlargement. I'm like, are you insane? They'd ask you are you insane? Yeah, they wouldn't do it. I don't believe you. You don't think I tell people because you don't have an edit and you just blurt stuff out. I should have. He'd have the and he'd think about it for a second and then he'd blurt it out. Yeah, like when he broke his own penis. You're how Jason died? You started to increase that mold. Definitely. I said I wouldn't say anything about Jason dying. No, but you know what? You know, I'm just going to say it. No, I shouldn't. He went in for a penis enlargement killed. Yeah. Oh, we all know we had a tiny penis. Yeah. Guess what killed them coming up next.

1:37:37You're right. Did Jason's tiny dig do him in? We'll find out after this. 100%. No. As friends, I would not tell anyone. That's how you died. If you were like going down though, came to me and was like, Dave, I'm going in for that surgery. You can't tell anyone. But even if like I didn't tell you guys I was going in for the surgery, but then you were just like chucked at. You know what I mean? Like you. If I don't want something on the air, I don't tell you guys. I don't tell anyone who knows you guys. Yeah, that's so smart. That's so smart way to operate. Yeah, you didn't even tell us you'd gotten there. No, I don't want to talk about it on the air. So yeah, I get it. We know nothing. No one knew it told the day after. I know he has a cat stroller and he's never should have told us about that. No, he was prox. Yeah, I don't care about that. Yeah. No, that's fine. You got to pick your poison. You do. Yeah. You do. It wasn't shy about hiding his scotch drink. And though, yeah, big glass. I was out of that. But besides it was Stanley Cup.

1:38:38The full of skies. He was right out there. Yeah. No, I promise you at least the things my edit switches off and I agree on some situation. But if you came to me and said you can't tell anyone, I'm going in for this surgery and then you die. I would never tell you that. No one would ever tell him. I would never tell anyone. Yeah. No one would have a surgery. You don't tell anyone about that's why this story is crazy because this influencer was he trying to get like followers by saying I have a small penis follow my journey. type of thing. No, like he is social media is all about the highlight. He was living it large. Scott's and fancy cars and crazy vacations. I bet I'd be furious. I got his penis and that he wanted it bigger. I bet I'd be furious. You know, you'd be furious of what he was making bigger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to be here. You want to see small. But we've said. I got that kind of why did I think that was myself for a second? I'm like, why am I in a picture

1:39:40with those because you have those pants because you have those pants. Hey, what did you think was you? That guy right there. That big muscular man. Yeah. That's a David sees himself in the body. Just more. Yeah, he does. That's Dave. Can we zoom in on that? Oh, I want to see second the height. I want to see. Jason's Robert Pattinson moment. Look on it. Let's see how jacked you are, Dave. You know what? I'm proud of you that you didn't think you were the black guy. That's true. That's true. That's true. I mean, tights to be honest, it's like the short sleeve button down. That's a Dave check short sleeve button down. The pants are a little tight. No, it's a skinny. He doesn't wear that. You notice the look this dude is covering his crotch in every picture where he's in like swim trunks. Oh, yeah. But is that for his? I don't know. I mean, that really looks intense 262 weeks ago. Look in this one cover in the crotch.

1:40:40Oh, yeah. That's just fine. I feel like. Okay, we've said before, there's even more stigma attached to the expectations of being a black man when you're in doubt. Like if you're a black guy and you're like five inches. Right? Yeah, look, he's covering covers that crotch a lot. People I know are the ladies in his life. Yes, this one in particular, he does have like a I think it's his wife. Yeah, they live at large. They live at large on social media. Although he does go by the nickname Tiny. Oh, that's tough. Because that's your friends. Anyway, here's the story of what happened. complications from a cosmetic procedure proved fatal. TMZ reports September 5th that ego tiny Ubi Rebo died March 6 after receiving a genital enlargement injection during a trip to Thailand with wife Danielle Allen. He was 43. Adam N. Quiston London, coroner, Gene Harkin,

1:41:45found the British Nigerian businessman died from a pulmonary embolism, a sudden blockage of a blood vessel in the lungs caused by complications from the cosmetic procedure. The outlet reports ego received 40 milliliters of highly eronic acid and lido cane in his penis. Afterward, he experienced chest pain while at a massage with Danielle and was taken to a local hospital where doctors perform CPR for nearly two hours. While such procedures can increase length or girth, the Cleveland Clinic notes possible complications include scarring, infection, loss of sensation, and erectile dysfunction. In May on Instagram, friend celebrity barman shared video from Ego's London funeral, writing in part, today London stood still for you Tiny. We love you, we celebrate you and we will never. I hope he wasn't called Tiny because of his dick. I feel like he's gotta find one. Forget him brother. And while Ego often documented lavish trips around the world, his posts made clear his wife was at the center of his light. In a 2025

1:42:46tribute to Danielle, he wrote, I appreciate you more than words can say, this is forever and I'm all in. I love you deeply. Danielle for her part once told her husband, you remain my forever view. Ego Ubi Rebo was 43. I feel like he was fine, he was just trying to plump it up a bit. But he's married. Yeah, for her, his world. Thailand don't go there to do that. I mean, it seems like a big mistake. But if you're an influencer, you used to getting everything for free or cheap. I mean, I don't know how influencing really is easy. You know, like how many 186,000 followers doesn't seem like you're influencing a lot. He made the news here. So yeah, only because of his penis. It's because of how he died. Like the most famous he's gonna be is because he died getting a penis enlargement. You know what I mean? We've never heard of this guy. No, didn't his wife keep that private? I guess maybe the Thai people. Well, don't they, um,

1:43:51I don't think no, but don't they release everything right? They release everything over there. I'm surprised you didn't see photos and stuff, but for what? I'd like to walk. All right, be. Yep. Oh, shrimp people are just putting like a little shrimp emojis. Oh, that's tough. Thank God. He can't see from behind the grave. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's a bad way to find out that someone died from like to me, the embarrassing ways to die is the jerking off in your own closet, choking yourself and dying from that. That's pretty embarrassing when that comes out. Yeah, this auto erotic as fixation. Yeah, that that's pretty embarrassing. This is that this is dying, getting a penis enlargement. This is right there. One of the worst ways to go as a man. Give him a follow. Follow the dead man. Why? The dead tiny dicks, fella. Yeah, you might have some more content scheduled, you know? Followed. I don't think I'm going to see or hear any more

1:44:55five last. I wait to see 180 weeks ago. It wasn't influencing unless that was a pin to post. That's pinned. Yeah. Yeah. It's so. I just can't wait to see the other people. He's now suggested because of his follow and might be worth it. This man might be some good stuff. I don't think so. All right, take away the follow. I'm doing it that photo. Oh, God. Is that me? You think David, remember taking a pic with this guy, you know, and his wife. But the party's on the table. He's taken that's the funniest thing out of this hole. I don't know why a little bit in the face. I just a little bit of flame shirt or something to. He did something like that. Not flames. It was a dragon dragon. That's missing. And it was orange. It was different. Okay. Whatever. I never saw the guy.

1:45:59Is that the worst? What's the most embarrassing way to go as a guy? This is number one, I think, unless it was some anal thing. Like if you got caught, if you like found yourself to death, Chuck, the guy, remember that guy we've actually, we watched it on the show, the horse guy. Oh, you were horse-bang to that horse guy. Yeah. That's pretty bad. No, the thing is like it's embarrassing, but that guy obviously isn't embarrassed about it. It was like him and his buddies were banging horses. But that's a, I mean, that is a crazy video to go viral. Your horse-banging death video. Sure. But I mean, that's not, I mean, I guess that's not what I'm looking for. That's so that's like horrifying. Yeah. That's the beastie out there. Yeah. But if I die with like my F machine, yes. And I was like my knee and doggy. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. That's why I think that, that, that, that stuff. Any of that stuff. That's a mandatory and you die from it stuff. Like I'd rather auto-erotic asphyxiation than be after death. Yeah.

1:47:02He's just really my family. What about all that stuff? It's tough. Okay. Remember the guy up north in the basement? The guy in the basement was tied up. Oh, the ball torture one. Was that what was it? Ball torture. He died. Remember the guy died. He was in one of the kind of, that's ball-z-aten. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty bad. That's pretty bad. That's not what else ate my balls. I know, but I mean, you didn't know what I was up to. And now, you know, I was in a basement getting tied up. My balls chopped and everything. Because I liked it. That's pretty embarrassing. If you didn't know, I was cruising. Yeah, you didn't know. I was cruising. I'm dead in the woods. Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to solicit DJs out there. Yeah. That's what I'm camping for. Kevin Bacon. Oh, yeah. That's right. It was Michigan's Kevin Bacon. Yeah. Man who killed Kevin Bacon ate his testicles sentenced to life in prison.

1:48:04Like I get it. Like that. The guy who did it, I mean, whoa, that's crazy and all that, but it is embarrassing to be right. We didn't know Jason was on Grindr. We didn't know he was into being tied up by other men. Yeah. I mean, you know, you should have any time your secrets come out. You die when your secrets come out. Yeah. What about the guy who died and they took pictures of his poop coming out. Oh my God. That's embarrassing. That's so accident. Yes. Yeah. So was that the porn guy? Yes. An old Santa Claus looking guy was watching porn in his car on a old school DVD player. Yeah. While driving on an off ramp. Yeah. On a local freeway. That's that's the most embarrassing guy. That's got to an accident. Yeah. died. And because he had his pants down jerking off, there was a turd that flew out of his backside. Yeah. Was his last act was pooping himself. That's all of our last. There's photos of it. We were sent photos from the scenes. There is a turd. Yes.

1:49:09I don't remember. I don't know if we showed them. I probably know. No, there was definitely a sense. We saw the turd in the guy's be ol. So great. Because we didn't know if it was a a dildo or what? Right. We were trying to figure out what it was. Turd. Yeah. So out of all those worst way to die, you're saying turd in the ass. Jerking accident. Yeah. Really bad. I mean, that's really bad. I still think F-machine. Like me on my back with my legs up with an F-machine still going and I'm dead. That's terrible. I mean, it's awful. Like just the sound of like... As long as it's only you or your family, you know what I mean? Like no one. It doesn't become public. Yes. Public makes it worse, right? You could keep that private. Unless like the person who shows up knows me from the show and then they go tell everybody and they picture me. I guess the thing you'd have to watch out is if like you were at Disneyland and did all that and got discovered there. Because then it's salacious and it's

1:50:11a big story and it goes nationwide. Man, discover that Disneyland died due to the F-machine. I don't think they'd even do the story. But yes, I found the story. A new level of distracted driving was reached when a 58 year old man preoccupied by a pornographic movie on his phone. Crashed and rolled his vehicle all while not wearing pants. Clifford Ray Jones of Detroit was partially ejected through the sunroof when his 1996 Toyota rolled and he was thrown from the vehicle and died with a turd in his buckle. That's not in that story. No, we did. He was not wearing pants. Police told the Detroit news. It's part of the day when Chuck the Freak additional information that comes to us. Sometimes we get a little more of the fact. A little bit more. So the rest of the people of news, did they didn't know that or talk about that? That was just our show. We had an insider on this. There was an insider, right? Who will remain to this day?

1:51:13Yes. Yes. He kept his identity as secret. I don't even think we know as a identity, which is great. Right. Oh, don't say that. I don't. There we go. That's forgotten. Yeah. I forgot all of it. That's it. That's what you say. You're already giving it. You're already filling it. I know exactly who the guy is. I've got his email. Is that him? Oh, no, sure. I know. I thought it was. Maybe he said 56 58. Why do I remember him as a black guy? But you sure remember his butt. I don't remember the color his ass. Right. Yeah. I'm thinking Clifford. You know this poor guy. Yeah. No. This is the word. I didn't put up. Okay. This poor man. No. He got the same name as this guy. And now he, it's like, oh, you're

1:52:18the turd in the butt. I can't believe it. I got an alert about your grandfather. That's where I'm barely died with a piece of turd coming out of his butt. I can't even, he was in bad. I thought he died in bad. Yeah. I know they don't have a picture. I mean, they didn't show a picture probably just because of the porn aspect of the story. It's bad. Exactly. Yeah. I'm surprised to even put all that in. Yeah. I saved that. You did? Yeah. The picture. Yeah. I never deleted it because I came across it a couple of years ago, but I don't know if I'll be able to find it. Oh, I love life right now. I'm out. I don't know what it's called. Oh, yeah. Poop. Poop. What if you search by, I don't even know what year that was. Yeah. What year was it? Oh, it was, uh, they do you have a bourbon file? Yeah. I do. Don't look at my email. Lisa.

1:53:22I'm trying to get that panties. I was saving tips on bourbon. Oh, my god. I love it. I immediately. I was like, went right to my eye. I'm so embarrassed by that. But I don't know. It's fine. I don't even care. I like it. That's where you put your bones in. When we talked about bourbon, yeah. It's a great tips. Okay. This one. Try that. I've got my call. I got my phone file. I got my phone file. My watch file. I just thought that was funny. Anyway, back to the turd guy. Okay. So let's see if I look by date. Thanks. Don't look at anymore. Okay. Your files. I mean, unfortunately, we do a show every single day with email. I know every single day. What would it be on there? Like, how would you do it? Accident accident accident. Corn. Um, and it would have to have an attachment. So you'd have to look for something within attachment only. You got a bourbon folder. We're not a folder for all these goods.

1:54:25I know. The importance. That first. You know, collapse those folders here. Well, that's smart. Where did go? Well, you just collapsed all the whole. Yeah. You're right. No, but I got it. I know that guy sent us the pick that day. Like the day of the accident. Oh, there's no looking for. Unless I put it in a different folder. I mean, it would be wild. This would be wild to find. You wouldn't put it with all this stuff. No, I didn't say this is just fun. This is just emails from that time. You say every email huh? Save them. They're there. They're there. Anyways, I can't find the dead man's turd. That's the new pirates of the Caribbean. All dead man's turd. When you're done cataloging bourbon, maybe you can find it in the break. The things are I don't care about. The dead man's turd anymore. One and done bourbon. I care about anyway. Yeah. I guess that would be the worst. Dying with a turd in your ass after being caught jerking off in your car. It's pretty bad.

1:55:28Yeah. But penis and largement death. Also not great. You can check out this guy. We've been talking about who died during penis enlargement up at DavinChuckTheFreak.com. Here's a guy who was caught putting cameras in an airport bathroom and admits I'm a huge pervert. Oh, yeah. That's exactly what he said to the cops. Here's the story from KOMO TV. You want to go in a bathroom with quicks to show this is the clock that Port of Seattle police say contained a hidden camera and was placed in the bathroom at an airport food service company warehouse at C-TAC earlier this year. Chargers say 31 year old Ben Huang of Burian placed the camera here and recorded co-workers in private when detectives questioned him about it. He initially said he wanted to catch whoever had been making a mess in the bathroom. Do you know who put that up there? Yeah. You do. Who put the camera the recording clock in the bathroom? You already said it before. You know everything so I'm just going to say it was me. What was it you? Yeah. He even showed the detectives how

1:56:31he also hid his cell phone in the bathroom to record co-workers. And then he would come in. They just assume it's a garbage. Yeah. That makes sense. He's making your airplane special food. That's pretty creative. Police book pulling into jail on 23 counts of voyeurism but say the cameras could have been used to record people up to 385 times. I promise I'll know more about stuff because I don't want to get in trouble. I don't want to get no police involved. I don't want to get fired from this job because I love this job. I know I have a huge program at home but I never would think of doing anything and this stupid at work. Jeremy Harris, Komodoos. I'm a huge pervert at home. Same dude. Chuck the freak. A huge pervert at home. I mean, I am a huge pervert at home. Where it's where it's normal. Is there you do your pervert? Right? I know. That's the only place it's okay to do your pervert at home. Just keep it well in my situation. Yeah. Yeah. privately not affecting anyone else. He told the police that his

1:57:36hero was Quagmire from Family Guy. That's really in the report. He's kind of like a Quagmire type guy he said. I'm being right. You can go check this guy out in David Chuck the freak.com. Please do. But Ryan, he's special, right? I would think so. Yeah. I didn't call him and I'm asking but he looks like it with that pink belt. Yeah. The thing belt. I see a lot of guys that have been also just not being smart enough to realize I shouldn't walk all these police through every way I would hide a camera everywhere. I can understand saying like I know you know it's me. I'd love to talk to a lawyer. Yeah. So that's how we know you're special. I wouldn't even say that. You show them everything. Here's the clock. Here's where I put the phone. Here's I did this. Like a huge pervert if Dave put that clock up and that is one of those perv clocks. Right? And someone came in here

1:58:39and they're like they sat Dave down and they said Dave, we want to talk to you about that clock. You should just say I'd like to talk to my lawyer. You don't go like come on dude. You never say let me show you the one in the bathroom. Like he went. Oh yes. He was like you think that's bad. You're going to want this phone because I got a million. Like you're proud of it all of his. Well they did a really okay because I believe that the guy's a little bit simple. Yes. Yeah. And I believe that they you could tell the female cop was kind of like man that's cool how you did that. That was clean. And he was like oh I'm getting praise. I'll I'll tell you how I did every single thing they really used it. They did. They prayed on his specialness. You know, but he's still shaping people and right. And I don't expect the special janitor guy to tape me. I don't you don't you know, but turns out he was yeah over 200

1:59:45to think you'd notice that pink phone case. Well he told you earlier how he hit it in like a black garbage bag. Oh okay. Right. He used to cut a hole out of the garbage bag and put it in there. He told he confessed all of his secret. Our next pervert is a cab driver filmed having sex in a parking lot. I mean you're on your own time. You're taking a break. Jason couldn't find the video, but I quickly did. Okay. So we go easy to locate. Oh, listen to it or know you couldn't. Oh, Jason. I don't know what they're going to say. Is it okay or do you not know? I don't believe there was anything besides the laugh that I heard. Oh, look at me. I couldn't find it yet. Downloaded it myself. So I didn't really get too much of a chance. But police were investigating after this cab driver was caught in central. In the front and the back. Oh, yeah. Oh, did you see the ass? Yeah, I died by muted it after that. There's the there's the cab driver. Let's talk. Yeah,

2:00:49I never want my car asked to show. Oh, no, my goodness. That is. Oh, that's too bad. Really getting after a video of the incident shared on TikTok, which is fairly easy to find. Appeared to show the red taxi parked on the top level of a parking lot. The clip shows a car during the daytime. The driver inside with another person. Part of a fleet belonging to a taxi service in black pool in the UK. The company is refusing to comment. Oh, and then he goes pick someone up right after that. The smell of sex still in that. Yeah, that ain't great. I understand why you got a little trouble. The incident has been reported to the police and the taxi licensing service. They say they are looking into it now. Yeah, we just, you know, stick to doing the work. Don't bang somebody. If it's your own car, nothing I can really do about it. There probably is their his own car that he's working for that taxi service and it's a labeled vehicle. And you still can't

2:01:51do it in parking lot like that. Right. We're in the evening in my own car. I shouldn't just be yes, you can be a huge park at home. No, right. Exactly at home, but not in a parking lot. Yeah, yeah, just a future reference, Jason. You just, you know, copy the name of the TikTok and it takes you right. I went to the TikTok and it wasn't on there, but maybe I needed to be logged in or something. Okay, we just do it here live for you here. I'll take you to that TikTok and look, there it is. I'm a one. Okay, number one. Well, isn't that something? You learn something every day. Everything you know, next time I'll be sure to do that. Thank you so much. We got there. Another Rubin Tug bust. Did this one in New Hampshire? Spot owner was doing hand jobs, oral and full on intercourse. That's a cool guy. Quite a, she oh, quite a full service spot owner. The story from CBS 21.

2:02:51The only people that went in the building were men and sometimes they didn't even park in the parking lot. We would see them park it. Other businesses parking lots and walk across the street and knock on the door. The investigation reportedly started with a complaint about what was happening inside this spa in North London, dairy township. According to charging documents, way ran the spa, enforced female employees to perform multiple sex acts for money. One victim said, worked seven days a week. Authorities also say they found sexual explicit online ads and reviews alleging those services were being offered. Please say in an undercover officer later visited the spa and was offered a sexual service for an additional tip. That let investigators to get a search warrant where hundreds of condoms were found in the spa. Investigators say they also found message where way hired workers through an app called WeChat to discuss sexual services for

2:03:57money. According to those messages, workers were reportedly told they would be fired if they didn't perform those services. Did you see a lot of men going in compared to women? Yes, I don't know that I've ever seen a woman actually go into the business. It's not really a person. So, women goes. And our offices are only open until five, but they would be going in all day long. Way is facing two counts of trafficking individuals in voluntary servitude, corrupt organizations, and other related prostitution offenses. Now, according to the online court records, way has not been scheduled for a court date yet. Yeah, I mean, you hate to hear there are forcing people to do it. But why do you think they must have gotten trouble before for using the word massage and not being licensed to perform because they've blacked it out on all the different signs. Yeah, right? Because they've covered up the word massage. They just say therapy. Can I tell you,

2:04:59it doesn't really do it well enough? So see it. So that's fine. You know, maybe cut it out or something. I don't know. I mean, I could clearly read it. Yeah, but they've obviously, they weren't licensed. Right? No. And so someone already cracked down, but how do you not, how do you crack down on the fact that they're not licensed yet? What if I just call it come on in for a rub? Like if I'm just giving you a rub and I'm not saying it's like a massage on some kind of weird. I don't think they say rub. No, I don't know what the word would be, but like something. Like, can you call it? Let me look, rub near me. Yeah, massage. Let's come up. Love your body. Yeah, don't you say like rub down, give them rub down? Like a rub down body. Rub is a body rub a sexual rub. I feel like it doesn't have to be, but it'd be nice.

2:06:08I'm going to head down to black unicorns. Yeah, you're right. They do V-steams. They do the vagina steam. Very cool. Yes, please. I'm here for my V-steam. I can use one of those. V-steam after. Yeah, keep them young down there. Yeah, if you look up rub, it does bring up massage. I'm just saying, I mean, like to think you could get in trouble because you have massage in your title and you're not licensed. I don't know what you have to be licensed for and what you don't. Yeah, I'm not sure. Yeah, I just, you know, I'd start a thing. It's just like, hey, men's hair wash. That's what you're doing? Men's hair wash. That's, I mean, like, that's not, I don't need any kind of license for that. I don't think maybe I do. I'm to chuck the freak's men's hair wash. Yeah, you cuts over there. No cuts. Oh, people just come get. Yeah, it should be licensed for that. Yeah, you

2:07:09never have to be licensed. So it's just I'm you're only in there. So one of my fine ladies can wash your head and beard. I'm bald. Oh, my beard goes. All right, great. I'll get a face wash. Yeah. Just trying to make sure you're on the facial. You can't call it facial either because you got to be licensed to do right now. It's just a wash. We're just here to wash you. Yep. Human wash. Would you like the $400 full wash? Great package. I would. I want all the folds. I want all the bells and whistles. The full body wash. Yeah, it's like set up just like one of those car washes where you got to like, yeah, oh, the different tiers like the tire wash, the under the undercarriage. Yeah, it's going to cost you. Yeah, that's a real expensive part. I got a membership now. Get 30 a month. I love the idea now of buying an old car wash and turning it into that. All the signs are set up. Wasn't there a sexual car wash over here? Yeah, yeah. You don't need a license

2:08:15to do reflexology. The rub the feet down. Oh, there you go. It's just really that if I put that up half the people even know what we're talking about. What'd you say foot foot? Okay, so I can just be like foot rub. Yeah, check the Fricks foot rub. And then basic applications of like lotions. You can rub the body down. You don't require license for that. I mean, look, thank you. These are near me. Yeah. That's in Michigan anyway. I just open that upstairs. Give a new business idea. Check the Fricks foot rub. Stop. Dude, if we were, if we open to foot rub place, can you imagine it'd be people who would be showing up here? Don't give anybody any ideas around here. Or not doing the rubs. No, I'm just saying. I mean, literally we just get like six attractive people to rub people's feet. They're killing it upstairs. Paying the bills finally. Yeah, some boys up there too. I said people. I said people. He said, well, foreign people. Okay.

2:09:17I don't care where they're from. As long as they love rubbing and it's their own choice. I don't want to make anyone do anything they want to do. Second floor. Yep. We'd be never getting out of here. Like stay on. Let's fix that AC. Oh, all that. Oh, yeah. We have it all. We have it all. You heat. Eat. Nasee money. Yep. Nice. It's black out all the windows up there. There's the plan. Someone just has to put it in place. I guess all rub for snacks. You want snacks? That's it. Yeah, if we get some weekly, more weekly snacks, I'll do some rubs. You guys want the heat they see? Really like snacks. I do love snacks. Ryan, you think you take a shift to the whole foot rub? We hate feet. Yeah, just let me stay in here. You hate feet. I forgot you hate feet. Yeah, but I would do it. I guess. Yeah. You know, we got to all do our part. Whatever we,

2:10:17I mean, don't put this on the table. No, I don't know. We'll be rubbing another thing. We'll be rubbing it. Exactly. We have a, it's called Damon. Check the freaks rub out. Rub out. Yeah. You travel around to these different locations. I mean, we're always ready. So I know. I know. Okay. This is a spur of the moment, hot or not? Oh, okay. And I'm going to give you very little details. Let's just see what you can put together. Okay. Okay. Rachel Black, a Florida corrections worker. Yep. That's all I need to introduce contraband into a correctional facility for her inmate lover. His girlfriend on the outside paid her to take the drugs to him on the inside, but she was also banging him as well. Wow.

2:11:23That's crazy. That's all I can give you here. That's all you got. Florida corrections lady. It's all you needed. We've had a lot of hot corrections ladies. Okay. Yeah, that's the UK. It's different. It's different over here in these parts. I'm going to go with a, I'll be nice to her. I'll give her a three Jason. She's a side piece. Right? Yeah. Yeah. She's the side piece. This is a big two big two big two. This is a big. I think you guys are both wrong. You should have went higher. Oh, I think the fact that the girlfriend, I don't know anything. That's just my opinion. The fact that the girlfriend is cool like setting something up with this, like she doesn't think this guy would bang her at all and turns out he was banging her. Like I feel like she thought, oh, I'll just get her to bring the drugs in. He would never do anything with her. Right. Safe. Safe. Big two big three. Yeah. Here's the reveal. How you're going to be?

2:12:26The corrections officer has been arrested accused of smuggling drugs into Florida State prison. She was arrested by the Bradford County Sheriff's Office. I'll probably call his affidavit shows. An inmate told a detective. Sergeant Rachel Black was in a romantic relationship with another inmate. The inmate being interviewed said his girlfriend gave Black the drugs and paid her $1800 to smuggle them into the prison. That inmate told the detective, Black previously brought them in meth and cannabis. Now that inmate said Black would put the drugs in the mop closet at the prison and he would then retrieve them. Black is facing charges. Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah. I thought maybe Dave was doing some trickery. Throwing this in there. That's one of the hottest corrections officers over here we've seen. I'd say a big three. Yeah. I think it's a three more. A two to me is devastating. Yeah. She ain't great, but she ain't a two. Oh, big three is good. A big three is you got it right there, Charlie.

2:13:26Correctional facility and unlawful use of a two-way communication device. Yeah. You didn't have to do any math with this one. I just put my pen down. The second he said Florida corrections officer, lady. I just was like, okay, I don't need to do anymore. Yeah. Rachel Black. But I mean, who knows what that inmate is like. But honestly, think about at least like Amber, Dave goes to jail and Amber's like, I got to get something on the inside to Dave. You're not picking a hot one. No, he said this up. Like, there's no way. But Dave hasn't had it in a couple weeks and you know what happens. Okay. I'm not going big three. He's got to put it somewhere. Dave's going black. He goes black. Rachel Black. Yeah. Yeah. Once you go, once you go, you never go back. Once you go, big three, Rachel Black. Yeah. I doubt it. It's just never gone back. It's desperation. Yeah. My guess is his girlfriend could look shockingly similar.

2:14:34She's what I think every corrections officer. That's why the ones from the UK are so shocked. They are very shocked. They are so attractive. Yeah. Which is like literally temptation. Yeah. This tempts no one. Maybe she's got a nice smile. Looks like it. With her hair down, she might look nice. A moist entry is what she feels like missing teeth. No, really? Yeah. Yeah. No, I didn't. You're so. Yeah. There's not a least. He just leave that one alone. Yeah. That's all she's offering up. Right? Yeah. I mean, that one that I think she's dead. And the corrections officer, that's dead that like ran away with the guy. She busted them out of jail and she looked like a roly bully. Yeah. Recipes. Yeah. That to me. Talk about that. I thought we did. Yeah. There's a whole documentary out

2:15:41that's so crazy. All he did was say to her every time she walked by that she had a nice ass. And it worked. Yeah. And he was like a mison men tall. Yeah. He was like green mile tall. Well, you want a roly bully? That's all you got to do. That's it. That's it. Complements. That ass. Complements. That's a nice ass. Some of the compliments to me right now. I'd be there. I would be there. I haven't heard a compliment about me in so long. We all passed it on to each other. We're not men. I'm waiting for Ryan to say something. Ryan already. Ryan's got to get cool shirts. Check. Thank you so much. There you go. You're here. There you is. Thank you so much. By the way, people are saying that we'd make more money with our Chuck the Freaks foot rubs if they could rub our feet. Wow. I'm offering Dave. Are you putting your feet up? No, I'm not a feeder up for grabs. Perverts going to rub me. They can't afford your feet. Exactly. Thank you, Jason. Yeah, Dave's in some kind of golden room that you have to get into. Okay, relax. That's VIP.

2:16:46Yeah. You want to touch Dave's feet? We're going to need some big air conditioning bucks for that. Yeah. You can touch mine on the cheek. Yeah, I'm going to look into that like some kind of Dave access fee. Okay. Swimply is the app we've talked about many times where you can rent out your pool. But several times now over the past little while, it's led to out of control pool parties. The latest one happening in San Diego, a chaotic scene and the neighbors are furious. Oh, yeah. And this normally quiet, beautiful San Diego condo. Oh my god. Here's the story from CBS 8. You show the chaotic aftermath of a Sunday night pool party that took over this quiet North County neighborhood. Like every hundreds of teenagers spilled out into the street. Neighbors say many appeared intoxicated creating what they describe as a dangerous situation. Yes, teenagers who couldn't even drive themselves stumbling drunk, having to be supported by other

2:17:52people vomiting. There was a lot of public urination going on. I saw six or seven young ladies get into a single uber. There was somebody passed out in the middle of this call to suck, which the way they were driving. I'm thankful she didn't get hit. Matt Hullstrip lives a few doors down. He says the neighborhood has dealt with parties here before, but nothing like this. Oh my god. Some kids know they came to my place and hoping over the fence. So you know, we start really like, oh, this is not safe anymore. Yeah. So on that roof from his upstairs balcony, Zheng Shai show me where the party took place. Neighbors tell news. A.D. homeowner regularly rents out her pool on an app called Swimpley. A tenant who lives in the house showed me a text message from the homeowner saying the pool have been rented from 8 p.m. to 11.30 and instructing her to stay inside. There were lots of kids here. They are drinking and then I didn't lock the door and my door and

2:18:52then they went to my door about my stockastolen. I don't know what to do right now. I need my safe place. You know, she doesn't care. She just saying sorry. I need money. Sending a police responded to the scene. It's unclear whether any citations were issued or a rest made. I also reached out to Swimpley. A spokesperson says Sunday's party was not booked through the platform and that unauthorized parties disruptive behavior and illegal activity are prohibited. Now frustrated neighbors are urging their H.O.A. to step in. If that doesn't happen, they say legal action could be next. Everybody enjoys their home and has a party now on them. But a commercial enterprise where you're renting it to people. They went up for part cheesy and some cars. Oh my god. Can we look at some fine art? Talk about release with the things. I got the hottest ujaz disc. Oh my god. Put it on. I insist. Oh my god. That's really has some American fusion. The guy is uptight. People are insane for renting out their pools. I mean, I would never do it.

2:19:57I looked into though the insurance part of it because I'm big in that. Yeah. Those homeowners insurance will not cover it. And I don't think Swimpley will cover your ass in a lawsuit either. So you know, you're really like look at this to like everything. Well, I always say on top of their like pool house roof. Right. So someone climbs up on Lisa's roof and tries to jump into the pool misses and breaks their back and their paralyzed for life. And then it's like, they try and sue who's who's getting sued? Who's paying that bill? Is not paying it. There's no way. Right. I think that there's even been cases already. Really? Because that to me would be like the number one. Like I would never. I would never go for this. I know people that would think about it. Would think about it. I'm gonna pull out. No, never in a million years. To me, it's not even this is not the fear of the parties. It's the fear of your bacteria. It's the fear of your fear. I'm worried about losing everything. You're worried about bacteria. Yeah. Lisa pew. All of it. It's all bad. I'm not down with OPP.

2:20:59Yeah. For me, I'm worried about someone get someone drowning. Yeah. Becoming paralyzed, getting hit by a car. And then it's like somehow flipped on to the homeowner because they agreed to let these people do something. It isn't pubes, dude. Drunk teenagers there. Oh, man. Yeah. I don't know. Like liability is just so scary. Yeah. Yeah. That's also what I want to say. Yeah. Like even when I had the graduation party, I was like like rowing nobody. And I mean nobody. I'm like no one is allowed to do anything here. I'm like, because if you if you like being able to golf, you know, then you better make sure your friends don't drink and do stupid. I said, whatever you do, somewhere else on your graduation, that's up to you guys. It's not here. Footage that was just making the rounds over the weekend, the Turkish man, Dovaf platform. I did not see you into the water. Didn't realize it was show. So shallow.

2:22:04They're going to show it. There's video. They show the video or show the death. Is it a D die? He looks to see. I thought you meant like you was going to jump off a cliff or something. No, it's just like he's on like this. Like just I hate this stuff here or something set up for, you know, suntanning. And he checks the water and then die's head first. Oh, what a moron. They see never do that. Oh. Suffered a fatal neck and yeah, you're dead. Oh. God. What a dummy. I know. That's your pull. Yeah, you got that guy in your pool. That's what you see the guy with the shirt off right there. Yeah, exactly. He's got fecal flakes for sure. He's taking a dip. Nope. Yeah, that guy has got a dirty butt. He's butt's dirty, dude. Get out of my pool. Yeah, freak. I would love to rent Dave's pool out without his knowledge. You are an a hole. That's my nightmare. I know that Dave is leaving on a weekend. And I'm like, you know

2:23:04what? Let's do this. I'm in. Are you? Yeah, got a bunch of running. I'll bring the kids. Oh, I'll bring the ill of you. Oh, wow. You guys are going to party. Yeah, that's nice. You know, that would be nice. Dave offered that up to you guys. Better kids. Slash it around. Yeah, they never leak any fluids. Yeah, a couple of kids pissing all day in it. Non-stop juice boxes. Eating snacks. Oh, yeah. There's Cheetos in the pool. I think you guys missed that corner. Go pee over there. We got to cover everything. Oh, my God. You just assured. It'll never happen. Oh, we'll take a break. When we come back, what happened when our douchebag of the day was driving at Corvette and doing donuts and crashed into a car? What? What's going to happen to a man who was just trying to get an Amazon package from his porch. And what went wrong for a 73 year old swimmer? All that and more still to come on, Dave and Chuck the freak. Previously on Dave and Chuck the freak. This couple said we were out today shopping at tractor supply co. We encountered a very

2:24:07friendly fellow who immediately started chatting it up with us. The quickly hands my husband, his business car, did we get cucked at tractor supply? Here is the card. Man cave cuts, not your dad's barber shop donation only for a good time and time has crossed out. Yeah, cut is there. Oh, text or call. Can I call him pretend I'm the guy he met at the tractor's of like oh, we bumped into each other at the tractor supply company over the weekend. I'm just wondering is a chance to make an appointment? Yeah, sure. When's good for you? Are you available today? Yeah, sure. What's the price? Oh, it's a donation. That's full service haircut? We mean like your shave? Yeah, yeah, I can do that too. He's just giving out hair shots. This guy's totally normal. When Dave was like, how about that full service? When was like, what in the Jesus? Just is now going to tell people he was proposition. Yeah, he's Dave and Chuck the freak.

2:25:09Dave and Chuck the freak email and Dave and Chuck the freak.com. Coming up on Dave and Chuck the freak. What's scary thing happened to a guy who was just trying to get an Amazon package from his porch? Woman wrong for a 73 year old swimmer and how did some folks have a bad day on a roller coaster? That's all coming up, but we'll start with this. You're a douche. I'm not a douche. You're a stupid douche. You are a select douche. I'm nominating you for biggest douche in the universal world. You're a douche. Dave and Chuck the freak salute. The douche bag of the day. This guy checks all the douche bag boxes. Very nice. 20 year old driver in a Corvette. Very cool. I'm sorry, but I mean do it by the cars. Get it.

2:26:14Doing donuts. Do it. You got to do donuts in an intersection. Wow. This guy is cool. And is so bad at it. He crashed into a car and sent that car flying into a home. He's really spinning. He's really, really spinning. Really, really spinning. Here's the story of what happened from Fox 35 in Orlando. Video shows smoke in the road and then a crash. Sending it on the Civic, flying off the road and straight into Nicole Mike's home. I was in the state of shock because why is there a car? By my front door, it was smoke coming into the house and everything. I literally thought it was going to catch fire. The car smashed through a front pillar and ripped a chunk of bricks off the corner of the house. Nicole says the sound was so loud that she jumped out of bed as her six year old son was sitting just inches away from where the car hit. Literally, my son was sitting right here on the couch. Our couch is right by here by the door. So it couldn't wind up there, but I believe she turned a little bit and went

2:27:19this way instead of going straight into the door. Just that matter of an inch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because he was sitting right here. According to the crash report, the driver of the Honda told Florida Highway Patrol troopers, the Corvette was doing donuts in the intersection as she was trying to drive through a witness. Crystal Bridges captured it all on video. And when you slow the footage down, you see the Corvette appears to spin out of the smoke just seconds before the crash. It was like a cloud had dropped down to the sky like in the road that you couldn't see anything. He made his car completely disappear in the smoke because he kept spinning in circles. Troopers say the driver of the Corvette 20-year-old Malachi battle is being charged with reckless driving. Now, including this crash, Nicole says since the beginning of the year, three cars have crashed into her yard. It's just that this time the car actually hit her home. Bad location. Very bad. Yeah, it seems like a hotbed for wild driving.

2:28:21Yeah, a guy was actually pretty good at donuts. I'll stop it. No, you're not when you slam into a car. Well, okay, so if you saw a bunch of smoke like that, I guess, you know, the lane looks open, so you are just going to go. But if there's one like all the accident footage that I saw from here was all this kind of stuff where people were doing burnouts and like a big cloud of smoke would happen. No one would see the car and another car would come and ram them. And that's what you get. That's what you get. I know, but it's wild because I guess if you see a cloud of smoke like this, you might want to just not just hang back and see like it's obviously someone doing something very reckless up there. Or you think maybe a car's on fire on the other side of the road. Yeah, I would think it would someone doing donuts. I honestly mean, right. And I do think the fact is a two lane road like it looks wide open. I can see why they decided to go through it. You don't expect a Corvette to come out. Go to your donuts in a parking lot.

2:29:23That's a guy in Subaru. I mean, if you saw me doing donuts in a parking lot, you'd be like, that guy is sweet. Listen, I do. I think you got to practice your donuts in a parking lot. But this guy is more advanced. You saw how many donuts he did. So advanced that he slammed right into the he didn't plan it right. It's been the summer of snake bites and it continues in Oklahoma. A man was just picking an Amazon package up from his porch and oh god, a pig me rattlesnake. Got him. Well, you hate that. Here's the story from KFOR. Imagine this. Someone rings your doorbell. You notice the package has arrived. But for one to come some man when he went to grab it, he was met face to face with a rattlesnake. I felt something slither across my foot and I was like, I like freaked out. A normal day at home for James Rick and back quickly turning into chaos and ending with a trip to the emergency room. Just a 10 minutes later, I'm like, why is my toe hurting? And I looked down and I saw a little

2:30:27hole on my toe and I was bleeding a little bit. I started feeling like muscle cramps in my leg and like in spasms, like in my quad. He was bitten by a pig me rattlesnake on his front porch after trying to get an Amazon package. Rick and back says he got lucky because it was a drive-by. Meaning no venom was injected from the snake. A lot of times that happens if it's just a warning bite and not a prey response bite. And so he was very lucky in the fact that there was no venom injected when he got bit. Ray Velocua, assistant curator of hepatology at the Oklahoma City Zoo, says our trip will digit heat is to blame for the snake taking refuge on Rick and back's porch. Anywhere that they can seek shade tall grass under an Amazon package, things like that, you definitely have to look out for. After spending about six hours in the ER, Rick and back was sent home, but he wants his experience to be a reminder for Oklahoma's, especially in those rural areas. It could happen to anybody and I got lucky, but other people don't. Into Kamsa, Mecha Thompson, Oklahoma's news for. Where shoes? I don't like seeing that man's toe

2:31:33up close with hair. Oh, this hairy toe up in my face. It's a adventure. I better hope you never see mine. I don't ever want to see anyone's up close in her face. No, he did react like Jason. Ten minutes later, I'm like, what was my toe hurting? And I looked down and I saw a little hole on my toe and I was bleeding a little bit. This is either across my foot and I was like, I like, oh yeah, so wow. Whatever he said, yeah, I killed a wolf spider in here already, man. Oh, we're gonna be still sticking with that one. I did. No, like just recently, recently, when when Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, I tried to make up the fact. It seems like it's going to happen. It's not made up. I don't believe it for a one, seven four still. Oh, wow. Yeah. I don't clean them up, but I squash them. You just left a dead spider on the floor? Always. My buddy was Moan is lawn yesterday.

2:32:35Oh, Moan is lawn. Got to the back. There's some little bit of brush. Thousand bees. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it came out of the ground. They came out of the ground. And it was like, yeah, started attacking had to run. Boys and scumacles. Good. A waste. Yeah, the same man can happen. I made that noise. They go at least one of those. Yeah, the pumice stone. Yeah, it's a little calis. Ryan, how you liking this? Like in this? Yeah, I don't love it. You know what's amazing? It's only one thing went in because I think the calis stopped the other thing. It was so hard. Yes, said it was like, it couldn't even, couldn't even get through it. Snake was like, oh, what did I just bite?

2:33:39Gross. Yeah, I'm this one disgusting. Even the bravest of us can get scared half to death. Video posted on social media by the Trinity County Sheriff's office in Grove, 10 Texas, Texas shows Sheriff Woody Wallace. He was examining what he thought was a dead deer at the side of the road than the deer suddenly springs to life. Oh, no, no, no. Another reaction that you will never live that down as a cop. You can't. You will never live that down. He ran. You got to go check it out at Dave and check the freak.com. A Texas deputy. Where is this deer? Oh, it's okay. It's good. It's quite as cramped. I just stunned it. We're good.

2:34:43Oh, he must have hit the deer. I just stunned it. It's awake. Okay, it's good. I think that deer is a mess. I think he should have put his down. Well, yeah, Woody Wallace. Sheriff Woody. I'm not approaching a dead deer like that. I don't want to be the one. I would want to know it was totally dead. I don't think I would react well. He said the deer made a four-legged getaway and vanished into the East Texas woods. That's good. It looked like it was literally bad. You don't think Woody's the toughest in the force. I don't think so. Did you hear it? You might have to vanish into the woods too. I think you might after that, you're not going to have fun back at the station. At what point can you not name it a kid's Woody?

2:35:44There's a lot of Woody's in Texas probably. Maybe. It's just like Woody, Harold Sin. I can understand. But Dan, once Woody from Toy Story comes around, I feel like I don't know if you can name your kid Woody anymore. I don't know any Woody's. I don't know any Woody's in person. Wait, so is this guy's name Woodrow Wallace? It's like an old president. Oh, probably. Could be. Just says Woody Wallace here. Woodrow Wilson was the... Oh, close. Thank you, Adam. I knew it wasn't right. It knew it wasn't right, but I didn't want to. I'm kidding. It was an indescendant. Yeah, that's how it was. Yeah, that's how it was. That's how it was. What forest score in 18 years ago? Woodrow. Why am I answering phones for you? This is why I don't talk very often on the show.

2:36:50Good times. Well, good times. We're not here for your breaking president news. We're not. Well too bad. But it'll be tough days in Texas for Woody. Oh, yeah. fellow cops will know they already know. Firefighters have rescued 27 people that were stuck on a roller coaster in the UK. The Suffolk Fire and Rescue Service called to the wipe out ride at Pleasure Wood Hills. Power got cut during the ride and the roller coaster didn't have enough to make it back in the crowd. Oh, crap. Oh, it just stuck though, huh? So... Oh, they got to say I think it does release. As someone was walking there, like someone trying to tell them, hey, we're trying to get it back going. It released, but it didn't have enough momentum to go right. No, no, no. It'll stop like that when they come back down.

2:37:51Oh, okay. It's still not great for some of them. No. Some of them are here. Some of them, I think, stay upside down. Because it just kind of goes back and forth here until I find any rest of that. I mean, this is what we say always to do though, right? Just let it go. We always just want to be let go. Some of them are like on their sides. It's not going to be that way upside down. That's a bad place to be rescued from the man to get the cherry pickers out. This power cut affected multiple rides there. I think I'd rather be there than way up on that hill. Where they first were. Yeah, yeah. Well, on the hill, you can climb down this. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Get into a cherry picker. There's more woody. He's right there. That's the name of the place. What is this? There's a day of woody's. Who knew? See, Alice Watson knows it well. Yeah.

2:38:52I love a woody, a pleasure wood. Flesh or wood? Where was this? Flesh or wood? Pleasure wood hills. It's the name of the theme park. Wow. They call it a hill's generous, but I'll take it. Yeah. They had rescued all 27 passengers, but it took several hours for them. They just lost power. Like, the power went out. The power went out just at that point there when they climb the generator. Here. Yeah, I wonder if I wonder if it was just like the whatever their power system is. Like, they blew a fuse or something. Maybe not the whole it's kind of a cut for several rides. Oh, wow. So who knows? Not ideal. You hate that? Yeah, you really do. Here's a swimmer who is lucky. He is okay. 70, something guy. Outswimming in Malibu didn't realize the whole time. A shark was like, oh yeah. Should I eat this guy? D 73 year old swimmer isn't doing a leisurely dip in the ocean.

2:39:54But what is lurking right under his body? It's an 11 foot great white shark. The swimmer has no idea about the danger below. Watch as he just keeps swimming as the shark circles him. The unbelievable sight was captured by drone off the coast of Santa Barbara. The drone operator tries to alert the swimmer of the impending danger by lowering the drone. Swimmer flips and floats on his back. Then he adjusts his goggles before swimming back to shore as the shark seems to follow. The drone operator Carlos Gowna scrambled to find the swimmer when he swam back to shore. You just go get me a heart attack. Needless to say, the swimmer was shocked to hear how close he came to disaster. Oh my goodness. It is an arm links away from you. We spoke to Gowna and the swimmer. Veterinarian Dr. Nol Ducilemuller. I've been around these sharks quite a bit myself. And they can change on a dime. And the fact that this shark did a couple circles around him. It did kind of elevate my heart rate a little bit there.

2:40:57When you were out there swimming, did you have any idea that this giant shark was circling you? I certainly had a sensation that something was around me. It came up close on my right side and I felt the water move and then I was aware of something circling just aware of it, but I could not see it. Will you go back in those waters? Yeah, I think I will. I probably keep swimming and I'll get rid of the red shorts. I'll wear something tan. I'll be more aware. Tanshorts are better. I have no idea that they're attracted to the red. They could some reason. I don't know. I don't know. There must be some reason. I thought it was smell that they went by. Well, all that Ben Gay. I mean, you got to move yourself up. I mean, maybe if you lose yourself up with Ben Gay, that might actually help. Keep the sharks away. Yeah, you can't take good. Red does not specifically attract sharks. It's just his own. But it can create a dark silhouette and contrast under water that could catch the retention.

2:41:58Okay. I mean, you don't want them to bite you there. You can't stop swimmers. That guy's going to swim until he dies. Yeah, no, even on the sea. That's what he loves to do. I know, but a pool is safer. What's it got in his feet, too? He's got some sort of like little, his girlfriend's. I don't know if they're swim socks or swimshoes or something. Just white feet of an old man. No, because they're blue at the bottom. Really? The white feet of an old man. It might be he might have something on because the if he gets to shallow area. Oh, look, he's carrying them there. There must be some sort of swimshoes. Look at that lady running up. What happened? Yeah. Oh my god. What a, what a drone. I mean, maybe put a microphone on your drone and a speaker, but the thing is, what am I supposed to say to you? I'm out there in the water. Right, because if you panic, then the shark might be like,

2:42:59oh, this thing's injured. I am going to take a bite of it. Like, I want you to stay calm. Like if a drone comes down, it's like, hi Dave, stay calm. But there's an 11 foot great white underneath. Yeah. Year six foot five. It's 11 foot six. You'd panic. I'm dead. Oh, yeah. Trying to swim really fast and the shark's like, oh, and this thing. The other thing is this guy, you know, like his heart rate and everything, but he's also thinking, if I catch this guy, get eaten, that's big money. It's big money. Well, he tried, he tried lowering the drone. Overhand. I guess if that was a universal symbol of, maybe it's time for you to get out of the water. If a drone, if I landed a drone right by your head, you might think, but once again, if there's a drone, then you think, oh, this means that there's a shark.

2:43:59Now I'm panicked. Right. Yeah, you'd panic. If you're a boomer or a gen Xer, you may remember way back when non-travelers were allowed to walk their loved ones to the gate at the airport and wait with them. It was like a lifetime ago. Actually, it was about 25 years ago until 9-11 happened. Well, those days are coming back. The TSA has launched Gateside by TSA Precheck, a pilot program allowing approved non-ticketed visitors to pass through security at 13 US airports. Cool. I love even longer lines. I did this, actually. I was one of the first people to do it. No way. I thought you had to do it with your dad or something. Okay. They had just started it at the Detroit airport. So I was able to as a non-ticketed passenger, Amber and I, were able to go with my dad to right to the gate. That's nice. Through security with them. And to me, that's when it's really needed if you're taking someone that, you know, may need a little assistance. I can't even imagine how boring it would be to just wait.

2:45:02To wait with someone before they get on a plane. Unless you're making out. I just wanted him to get on the right plane. I just, you know, I could sleep knowing he was on the plane. No. Non-ticketed visitors who are approved for the program. You still got to go through screening. But you got to apply through TSA and receive a gate side pass one to three days before arriving at the airport. Hmm. That wasn't how it worked for me. I literally walked up to a kiosk. Swipe my ID and it prints it out. Oh, nice. You have to be TSA Precheck or have a known traveler number. I wonder if because you have that. That's probably why. That they were like, okay, don't worry. You can't do it without that. That's what I'm saying, but you have that. So maybe you didn't have to go through the other rigmarole. No, because you can't even apply if you don't have that. Damn, okay. So I don't know. Maybe they just are doing a different, a different airports. They say it's designed to make airports, busy. It's, it's easier for families, especially those with elderly passengers or children. Yeah, the kids thing, the parents thing makes sense.

2:46:03Right. Because there's a big distance between where you drop the off its security to where they have to go get on a plane. Sometimes it's, you know, at the very end of the whole airport. In fact, every time we fly, it's at the very end. It is. It is. It's at the end of the race. Why is that? I always say, just that's Kate. Every 78. What? What? 78. Well, that ain't great. I hate that. Ever. Right there. Yep. It's either A1 or A78. I don't always. Last or first possible day. I'll either end. Awful. Ever get halfway to the airport and remember you left something behind in your hotel room? Well, it happens a lot. According to hotel staff, the items that guess forget the most when checking out include sex toys. They forget that on purpose, I think. Well, they say sometimes they're forgotten in the bedding. Oh, yeah. Like they've passed out after pleasure and then they rushed to get up in the morning.

2:47:07Sometimes you're right. I think people buy maybe disposable stuff. Right. Well, like you don't want to fly back somewhere with a giant dildo. Yeah. So you just leave it. I mean, as a guy, like a flashlight, that you're not disposable. I'm not. I'm not forgetting that. Not for the price. But that's one of the number one things that get left behind in hotel rooms. So think of all the people using sex toys in that room before you. I know they're banging. I know. Yes. I know it's gross. Phone chargers. They're often plugged in behind nightstands or desks. Swimsuits. A lot of time people leave swimsuits to dry and forget. Of course, toiletries people leave behind. Some glasses. Jewelry, wallets, cash, and passports. Passports. Those are the bad ones. Those are the bad ones. I might trick now is this. If I have a rental car, I put the keys in the safe with all this stuff. So I can't leave without this stuff because I have the keys are in there.

2:48:07Oh, okay. Smart. That's my trick. Yeah. Because I have left stuff. Thank God we left a hotel years ago. We were catching an earlier flight. We were with a couple of people. And I left all our stuff in the safe. Oh my God. Oh wow. So that might have, that's why you do this. Yeah. The key thing. But luckily, I was able to call them. They went to security with me on the phone. And they said, as long as you have their pass code to the safe, then. So I talked them through it and they were able to grab the stuff out of the safe. And they were on the next flight. Wow. That's not great. No, it's not great. And dentures apparently get left behind on bathroom counters a lot. I think you wouldn't forget that. Like you need your teeth to go out. Why don't you know what? I forgot. You know what's weird though? Like my dad had some dentures made or whatever. And it was only for like one tooth. And so yeah, they do make like partial dentures like a partial, right? So I mean, I could see if you just like that.

2:49:08I mean, I don't want to find that though. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to find an old man's tooth. No. I don't want to find an old man's tooth. You try it on. But oh, you don't. You don't. It's not going to matter. Yeah, but hold dentures. No, I don't. Unless you get a two sets that you switch out to people that more. I don't know. I don't know how it works. Do you have like nighttime dentures and daytime dentures? Oh, like what's that off chewies? I was thought they took them out at night. Yeah, they just got them in that like fizzy liquid. Yeah, you're right. Holiday is a polo. I don't know. Fixed it in. Fixed it in. I got no dentures. Or is that just what's that sticky stuff? What was that little, I thought it was just like alcohol seltzer like. Yeah, it's like a little fizzy. This is all from commercials. This is all from my childhood. Holiday, three minute dental cleans. Very nice. An effer dent. Oh, you would hate to walk into the hotel. There's just a fizzy. Quesson. That's fizzy teeth.

2:50:08I'd rather find a sex toilet. So that like think about that too. You drink out of those glasses. I remember my grandma. And oh, no. My grandma's house. I can remember. Or being a kid. And finding the teeth. And being just shocked. My god. Why are the deeply shocked? House of horrors. I think there's a class with a couple sets of teeth. That is like a horrible thing. Man, no, thank you. They just pulled out all your teeth back in the day. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they did. Yeah, they did. You know, there's nothing worth keeping. Pull them out. When we come back in just a moment, is a dog sitter refusing to give a family their dog back? How did an OBGYN have one of the craziest deliveries of their career? And still to come, bitches tripping on Dave and Chuck the freak. Previously on Dave and Chuck the freak. Do you remember a woman at the water park playing that a Michigan woman called her son fat? Yeah.

2:51:08The mom with the chubby kid. Now she herself has been arrested. When some kids called her kid fat again, she got in her car and chased them down. Kids wait issues have made the news far too many times. I know. The kids come home just mom can't even fit in her mug shot. So the kid gets big. A water park crime just need to go. Okay, you go your separate ways. I should be lawless, just the ice. Water park, just the lawless. Just know anything you have. The air. The air. The air. We're gonna run you to anything we're gonna. She's gonna what? I'm gonna run you over the packing net. It's a law point to be on the news twice for this. Yeah, it's like my man just tried to kill two people, causing me. Yeah, your mom's fun. It's Dave and Chuck the Freak. Dave and Chuck the Freak at Dave and Chuck on X. Come on up. Bond, Dave and Chuck the Freak. This way it said something very Lisa like a second.

2:52:14I just like, oh my god. We got buckle about all over me. Yeah. Buckle about. Buckle about. Covered in buckle about. Nasty with it. I got nasty with it. That's just so bad. She's like, I got nasty with that buckle. She also wanted this. Oh, is a fat bitch. Yeah. Yeah, I said all that. Yeah. I'm gonna run you over the packing net. Yeah. I said all that. Yeah. That's the truth. Yeah. Yeah. Right in little buckle, but today sorry, Jason. You can't have it. Oh, yeah. It's okay. Is anyone else eating it besides me? I'm not because I'm trying to not eat anything that could kill you at all at work. Okay. Okay. This is new. Yeah. Yeah. This is all new. This is all new. And I'm new Chuck. And I might take a donut home. So at home, it's okay. You just can't eat it. Oh, you can't eat it here.

2:53:14I can't. I got, I've been snacking. Okay. It's real bad. All right. Here's my question. Yes. If all you stop taking a donut, does that mean I get? You guys have my donuts. I don't know. I don't know. You have many more. My donuts always there. I think one of us could grab one and say, oh, I don't want this. Jason, would you like it? Wow. That's a diabolical system. I'm gonna work around. Sold. Work around. But this is Backelva. Yeah. Like all the things I told Lisa, like that's something I've always wanted to try. Yeah. It's so good. The flaky dough. Oh, this is very exonnie. And usually I'm like peanut butter nuts. None of it really appeals to me. But that's so sticky. Is there a stickier thing to try to just go in and ride? It's quite sticky. Yeah. All that. I love it. I bet Ryan doesn't like Backelva. No. No, never tried it. Oh, you gotta try it. I just tried it. I just tried it. What is it? It's like philo pastry and nuts and honey. You know, you're gonna tempt your tummy with a taste of nuts and honey.

2:54:15I like the cut of his jib. Come on, just go in and get down a try. Oh, he doesn't have that. Backelva not, dude. It's not a good neck. What are you talking about? Backelva not. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Backelva not. He's not gonna like that. Which one should he try? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's great. Ah. Oh my god. You're all the same thing. No. I'm different, but I mean, pick the long rolls. It's just like a... Oh, hey, I ticked the one that looks like a dog. Yeah. He was like, oh, never-year. Backelva not. Backelva not. He was like, oh, no, no, no. Oh, wait, you make me try. He's not it. First one. First of all, you can't even get this out of my mouth now. The one looks like a bird's nest. Yes. I think that's what it's called. What? Honestly. Okay. This one looks like... I'm like eating paper. Oh, it's good. It's good. It's good.

2:55:15Backelun. Backelun. Yeah, see there's a little bird's nest in there. Oh, wow. That's my life top choice. No, that's not mine either. I just took a little nibble if anybody wants this one. No, I think getting it. I'm not eating it. No, I'll throw it in there. You get in there. It's delicious. If you don't, you've never tried Backelva. It's worth a shot. He's still eating it. He is. He's giving me that bad. I'm spying on you. Oh, he's spying on you. Oh, he's got that honey. He's got that. I'm controlling this. I'm spying on you. Yeah. Get your hands out of your pants while I'm eating this. Nope. He didn't say shape like a dog. Yep. That's what he said. That's what he said. He said shape the one into like a dog. I hope he was like, oh, Brian, take this one. Oh, he takes that one. You get saying it was sticky. I got a lot. That's only us. Good turn. Someone said, I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. That's only us. Good turn. Someone trying to piece a buckle in to something sexual. He told me to get my hands out of my pants. Yeah. Well, this is watching him. He got nasty with it. He got nasty with it. Coming up. Is a dog sitter refusing to give a family their dog back?

2:56:17How did an OBGYN have a crazy delivery and bitches trip in on the way? Sir, I'm dead from the underground. I'm Dave Hunter. Time now for a check of the news. We all know Lisa would lose her mind in a situation like this as any dog lover would. A Miami family says their dog sitter is refusing to return their dog to them. That's okay. Do you like your parents? The UPLG TV has the story here. Back. You ever stop? I won't. I won't stop. Lucy is her name. I really wanted to convince my husband. So it took me a little bit. Small in size, but oh, so big in the hearts of the Bustos family. Mom, dad, five kids, ranging age from three to 14 years old. This is not easy to watch. I look over at your daughter and she's crying and... Yeah, I mean, the Stellarster's crying. It's just like that. Yeah, it's sad, right? It is. Like it often does, it started off just fine with Lucy going to the border in Miami when the family headed out of town for one of the kids sporting events.

2:57:19Again, fine until it wasn't. The border is refusing to give the dog back, a dog that was never hers to keep. She told me, late in the day, that she was not willing to remove Lucy from her pack. So she said that verbatim. She said, I am not giving you your dog back. I'm not giving her up. Did you pay for it? We're staying with her pack. There were calls, texts, you name it, pleading. Please let us have our Lucy back. Lawyers are involved now. Demand letters like this wrapped around legalese have gone out. Just my son asking, oh, when is Lucy coming? And then the twins, they start screaming her name. But this, a little girl, in tears is what this border is doing to this family. This mom says, who adds there was never ever any fuzziness about the family dog being given up. A lonely dog bed and toys wait for Lucy. Dog balls too. I felt like instant betrayal.

2:58:19Because I know that my son trusted me to trust her. And I made a judgment call that was not helpful for my family. A lot of dogs there, wow, tonight. We went to the dog borders house in Miami. Dogs were barking. Maybe Lucy was one of them. Lights were on, but no one comes to the door. And oh, there's this battle. This mom and family are also fighting at the same time. Did you tell this woman that you were fighting cancer? Yes. Oh, no. Hidden cancer. I don't get this story. I don't know how she's keeping the dog. Like you just bring the police and go get your dog. You know when I got Anku the Doberman. I got Anku from a place where the person that was in jail or was at least. That was like a breeding situation. Yes. But there was all sorts of these little stupid rules like in the contract that you sign.

2:59:23Like if you didn't do all these different things and we had sat down and said, listen, I do not want a dog. That's a show dog. I'm not after a show. I don't want papers. I don't want all that stuff. Global Blondom was all agreed to. And then she tried to fight and get that my dog back. And I was like, well, you can come and try. But I don't think they got the dog from her. They just use her as a whole. Okay. She was watching the dog. But when she said pack, I was like, oh, is that because she has a bunch of dogs. She has a bunch of dogs. I don't understand how, believe me, she can just keep your dog. I assume that it was like, is this dog license to them? Like you got to get your dog license. So you like associated with them. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I assume that this was like where she got the dog. And that's why like she was like, oh, it's the pack. But it's just her collection of dogs. Yes. She was watching the dog when they were out of town. I get the dog. I mean, I don't know guys.

3:00:23I don't want to tell you. The dad is not going to do. I've got to look to him. He's not going to. Remember this show life goes on. He's got to touch us. I think Latin life goes on. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? I am why. How are you? I am why. I have a lot of kids. I can't help it if they don't. I am why. I mean that's why you want to do something. There's something. There's something. Yeah. There's something. There's something. Why are you looking at me? Guys, are you pointing to me? No, I'm trying to tell you something. Because I'm trying to spin out something. I've tried to spin out something. You guys are fine. Yes. And now I realize it's going to be of key or something. Well, he thinks I'm saying it was him. It is not that.

3:01:24I'm not the one. Because I'm pointing to the guy I'm pointing to me. I'm trying to point to your screen to me. I'm like, I'm like, special day. I wrote this screen shot. I'm on my nose. It was the screenshot. If I was going to say it was you, I'd just say it. You're gay. Just like earlier. That kind of looks like me. Oh, man. Maybe that's why the dad hasn't. It might be but I've got everything else handled 25 kids. It's going to break down the door. Get the dog back. I mean, I don't know. He's got the strength for it. You're gay. You're gay. I mean, it's just power of grace. This is when I hope he does. This is if not. Don't want to look like it. Oh, that's even an even worse screenshot. To didn't for Latin life goes on, having to the day men chuck network. Good for him.

3:02:26Honestly, though, someone takes your dog. Yes. I can't think of any more. I don't know. We can't talk about it anymore. You go get the dog. You go. If you're a sound mind and you go get the dog. I just I like laying weight. I think I just lay in weight. Especially she could go get the dog. Go get the dog. Somebody get the dog. Yeah, I know. I'm both dealing with stuff. We'll take a break when we come back in just a moment. You're gay. What did a man find in his bathroom? How did one man's face appear on 80 200 different Michigan licenses? Whoa. And what crazy delivery did a Texas OB-GYN just make? All that and more coming up. Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freeze, we're talking about when weddings get out of control. Taylor, what happened? I was at a wedding and an assistant wedding photographer. One of the guests had like a massive heart attack in the middle of the reception. Oh. The thing is that made it so weird was they had a mariachi band playing out back.

3:03:27So every time they would zap him with a discibe later, you would just hear like, like, lots of garacha, I'm in for it with the work. Clear. It was just like, yes, yes, yes. Hey, you're having a heart attack. Clear. Oh. Somebody, come at me. We've lost him. He's there. So I beat her something so far. Yeah, you don't run into a lot of sad mariachi. You know, that's why I'm saying it. It doesn't go on. It doesn't go on. It doesn't go on. So the president of the goddamn tribulated die? I don't know. I thought she said everything. I thought she had said he had died. They were definitely shocking. I didn't hear if he died or not. I was screaming. Hope you made it. We all hope you made it. We all be made it. It's Dave and Chuck the freak. Dave and Chuck the freak. YouTube dot com slash Dave and Chuck.

3:04:34Back here with you on Dave and Chuck the freak. Thousands of Michigan licenses are being recalled because they play a lot of things that they placed the wrong photo on 8200 licenses. One man's stock photo. Oh, imagine if your photo was an 82 and a nice guy amazing. An incorrect birthday or placed on them as well. So now they got to mail out new licenses to over 8,000 people. Here's the story of what happened. My friends and family. We all had a good good laugh at it. Laura Walker just moved. Found herself forced to update her address with one of Michigan's most storied institutions. But at the end of the day, the severity of it. It's a crucial mistake. The secretary of state opened it up this weekend and just happened to look in the lower right corner and see someone that wasn't me with a birth date that obviously wasn't hers.

3:05:35And even on the backside of the new license. It was playing and didn't have my name in the bar code. It was just generic said first name last name middle name literally. 8200 people in all received this pleasant gentleman smiling face on the bottom right hand corner of the Michigan license. I thought maybe like two had got stuck together. Maybe they had my picture with or my license with someone else's picture and birthday. According to the secretary of state, this man is just a stock photo. And no, Laura didn't suddenly turn 59. All 8,200 misprinted licenses showed the same incorrect birthday. The state says the error was limited to cards printed August 26 by Idemia, a multinational security company headquartered in France. It's nice to know I'm not the only one that happens. Our licenses are coming from France. Get them in France.

3:06:35Not not the good old. You were saying make me. I wouldn't make that mistake here, damn French think it's because they speak French. What do you think mistake? That's a huge mistake. Well, that's wild. Now, I'll let you know people have to get new ones. I mean, that's where to get the cheapest shipping, I guess. The cheapest things made. Let's go to France. I don't know why we're doing that. I sure either. Never heard of that before. It was a shock for one guy in Florida. I got a big surprise in his bathroom. Not a giant turd, a deer. Oh God. Oh, the one. Oh, the deer. One Florida homeowner found an unexpected visitor inside his home and in the bathroom of all places. Is the door closed? No, it's open. Oh, it's open. It's open. Just a bump. Nice bump. Well, let's try them. So what do we get blocking a little bit? Once the civilian came home to find a deer inside a bathroom, he called the local sheriff's department,

3:07:38who responded and helped him escort the buck out. However, the wild animal wanted to play some reindeer games and jumped into the backyard pool. Oh, I love that one. You love that one. There he goes. No, go back in the pool. It was a true deer in headlights moment. Only their wits and a pool brush, deputies helped the buck safely escape back into the woods. The buck fled before deputies could issue a warning for trespassing. First time I've had a deer in a house and 23 years of my profession. I didn't do too much damage. Yeah. It's crazy fine. Do you feel like you got to do something to the pool after a deer has been swimming in it? You just shocked. You don't have to be. You got to do anything more than that. I mean, if you swimming in it, I would drain it. I know you would. That makes sense though. Dray in the pool. Dray in the pool. Dray in the pool. Dray in the pool. Dray in the pool. He did last time. Yeah. Empty it right out. Finally, this is a strange call. I'm sure for this Texas OBGYN, they were called in to help deliver a gorilla.

3:08:44What? Something they had never done before. It's not. It's tough to do. In North Texas operating room, medical professionals scrambled, doing procedures done countless times. Though for most, never on a patient like this one. We knew that Asha was pregnant. They could tell that there was a lot of fluid buildup in her abdomen. They could tell they're what looked like a fetus, but they couldn't find a heartbeat. Dallas Zoo Senior Manual Curator Keith Stroyeski says his team began consulting with animal experts around the country earlier this summer, when they grew concerned for Asha. A 23-year-old Western lowland gorilla. But with symptoms rarely seen in primates, this past July, they turned to human doctors. Is the anatomy similar? It's very similar. It's essentially the same, which surprises a lot of people. Not only consulting with experts like board certified OBGYN, Jamie Irwin, but inviting them into the operating room. For us in the human world, these are surgeries that we've done countless of times.

3:09:47Once we entered her abdomen, we found that both ovaries were full of large cystic masses. Now, additionally and sadly, Asha had experienced a miscarriage, which that meant we essentially did a C-section to remove the unborn baby that unfortunately did not have a heartbeat. The latter was surprisingly familiar territory for Irwin, who made history in 2024, delivering Jamila. The Fort Worth Zoo's first gorilla-born V.S. Cicarian section. It's something I never thought I would ever do once, much less twice, but here we are, and I'm really embracing my role as the gorilla OBGYN. Especially knowing that Asha is cancer-free, and after a couple of weeks of recovery, reunited with her troop and back on Habitat. We know what you're saying.

3:10:48Back to banging. Back to safe banging. Yeah, bang all you want. Another nappin' in there. Let's go. Yeah. I mean, a little darker than I thought it was going to be. Yeah, we were going to have a nice snow. You know, that she did deliver one that was beautiful and cute, of course. Well, was that though? That was yes, from a different place. Yes, different. Yes. Asha is fine. That is the important aspect of the thing. That's just shit out of this. Yep, for sure. And when we come back, bitches trippin' What made a Florida woman lose her mind on a parking enforcement officer? We'll explain. After this. Previously on Dave and Chukta Freeze. Don't you think anal incontinence is going to soar in America? They're blowing their asses apart. You're like a young doctor right now. You should be thinking anal rejuvenation. Does that exist? I always say it all day. I always say it all day. I know. Okay, anal rejuvenation. Whatever. What?

3:11:48What? There's a lease right there. anal rejuvenation. To tighten your loose fincter muscles, remove skin tags, polyps, and hemorrhoids. What they need to show is the before and afters. I bet. Do that on your own time, Dave. Oh, before and after. Oh my. I don't want to look. Oh, what was going on? Oh, okay. Now I see why you do need rejuvenation. Look at that ass. Okay. I guess there's a need for that. Okay, so there you go. Okay. Yeah. It's like okay. This is the car you're driving. On your own time, Dave, you ready? Oh my god, this is Dave's. Oh my god, this is Dave's. Oh my god, this is Dave's. Oh my god, this is Dave's. What if I am service? Dave and Chukta Freeze. Dave and Chukta Freeze. Dave and Chukta Freeze. Online at Dave and ChuktaFree.com. Oh, another batch is tripping.

3:12:50This batch in Florida does not like parking enforcement officers. I'm not going to say anything. Right? Not a lot of people do right now. But you can't do this. Here's a story from Fox 13 in Tampa Bay. Wednesday afternoon, the employee was issuing two citations on St. Armin's. When Sarah said a police say 61-year-old in Nita, Valdez pulled up yelling at her. To move her vehicle. When the employee tried to take a photo of Valdez's license plate to file a complaint, police say Valdez got out of her car and aggressively grabbed the employee's ID badge and land here at around her neck, pulling her. This is the latest attack. Now, physical against parking employees on the job. Commissioner Kyle Batia speaking out, urging the public to show respect and leave workers alone as city leaders weigh changes to parking enforcement. The amount of vitriol and animosity that's out there regarding this matter.

3:13:54And we're trying to do everything that we possibly can to quell it. And not only to keep it out of minimum, but just eradicated all together. We want everyone to be safe and everyone to feel respected. And not calling someone names because of whatever reason, you know, you upset about a ticket or whatever because at the end of the day, when it reaches a fever pitch like this, you know, it's hard to kind of scale it back. While there were no visible injuries, the employee told police she did have pain in her stomach and neck from the incident. Valdez was arrested in faces. I fell on the battery charge. I hope I never get grabbed here. Of course, any employee would be on edge. And the city held a meeting for employees with the Sarah said a police department to talk about what happened, the support that's available for them and their safety. I guess they implemented a new parking system there that everyone hates. Oh, it's freaking out. Sure. I mean, oh, God, it's hard to park. I hate parking.

3:14:54Oh, they introduced one down here. Oh, yeah. They have lost their minds. Yeah, you had to park a certain way. Yes. Couldn't back in and you did all sorts of stuff. There was one here. I couldn't figure it out and I just drove away. Yeah, that's what you're doing. It was a little more than I was like, I don't know what I was supposed to do with this thing. And I drove away. I said, I don't want to get you out of this. Two more help you figure out. I think in my car, I was like, no, I get it. Going to the structure, baby. If I don't have the app already, I'm leaving. I don't know what this poll is about. Telling you how to pay, man. I just tell you how to figure it out. That was our parking lot here. That was crazy. We had to drive in circles around the corner. That's going to do it for us here on this Tuesday. Stay safe and we'll talk to you next time on David and Chuck the Freak. I think everyone should say penis so we can take away the negative power of the word. Yeah. So everybody. Penis. Penis.

3:15:54Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Thank you for listening to Dave and Chuck the Freak.