Monday, September 7th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

0:00Coming up on this Labor Day edition of Dave and Chuck the freak, we'll talk about a nervous getaway driver who left his accomplice at the scene of a crime. That's why Chuck and I don't commit crimes together. No, I'm leaving Dave. Fartgate. We'll tell you how a pro-darter used his ass to win a tournament. I've done it before too. Which fetish has officially become the most common fetish? These guys think I'm into it, but I am not. You are. I swear. Yes, you are. He's used by one guy who appears to be missing half of his head. Yes. It's shocking. A worker goes on a wild ride when someone stole his bucket truck while he's in the bucket. During ass, Dave and Chuck the freak, how does a Lister tell his girl that she needs to shave her mustache? Oh, that's tough. And did a crazy Canadian scale a building to peep on a lady? Well, all that and more coming up. Dave and Chuck the freak online at Dave and Chuck the freak.com.

1:09Another fast food freak out to get to here. This woman in Philly was totally unhappy with her order at a chicken place. And I ended up causing over $8,000 in damages. $8,000. Here's the story from ABC6. Whole thing unfolded very early yesterday morning along the 2200 block of North Broad Street inside the crown fried and grilled chicken restaurant. This video shows what happened after a female customer became upset about something involving her order. Upset enough to go on a rampage. By the time she left, the suspect had destroyed enough of the store interior and broken enough electronic equipment to leave behind more than $8,000 in damage. Unfortunately, this kind of behavior is not altogether unusual. The action news data journalism team reports 785 cases of vandalism and 746 assaults at retail

2:12stores and restaurants so far this year in the city. And those numbers are pretty much on par with last year. We spoke with people near city hall who say they've noticed people becoming more and more a testy these days. The vibe is always wrong with people. I don't know what it is. Maybe they're just unhappy with life. I think the city is agitated. Hopefully one day, one year, everybody gets together and love and help each other. That's what I hope. I think people given to their impulses more than they would have in years past maybe. Social media, I don't know. Now that woman could face any number of charges including vandalism, making terroristic threats, maybe even assault. If you've recognized a woman in that video, please contact police. Yeah, people are crazy. You get, you mess up their chicken order. Pass food. I don't know. Something about it. I know. People snap.

3:12I just think it's like a huge amount of people are just like right on the edge of snapping. That's what it is. It's like society's boy. Even a piece of fried chicken. It can do it and push it right over. There is a new chicken place that opened up near our house. Okay. And the boys wanted to try it the other day. Garbage. Like I don't know how they made it to grand opening and no one said, you're chicken is garbage. You shouldn't do this stop. You shouldn't do this stop it. So it's just going to. There's a ton of places like that. There's a ton of bad places. How did they all back how did you have there's more bad places and there are good. Live them and say your chickens incredible. Yeah, open up here. Yeah, they just they just didn't care because there was like a barbecue place that opened by me and there was like a couple of people that were like, oh, yeah, it's going to be awesome. And then it wasn't it just closed down right away. And I'm like, wow, like the whole thing, the setup, the building, the whole interior

4:12of your own restaurant. It's got to be crazy. You can have a good restaurant and it fails. Exactly. You know, it's just like it's such a weird, like it seems like a good dream to have, but I think it's so competitive. But I've seen really bad restaurants succeed and be around forever. And I'm like, how are you around? Your food's horrible. Yeah, it's amazing. People will sometimes like the really bad food, but yeah, if you get like cold in the middle barbecue. Oh, that's pretty gross. Pretty crazy. If this place makes it three months, oh, yeah, you'll be shocked. Sometimes I'm like, well, what else are they up to? Yeah, that's true. They could be in the front for something. There was another place someone told us about the same. It was a barbecue place and they're like, you got to go there. You got to go. I couldn't believe like this is where you order from. Was it good though? No. That's what I hate to tell you to go somewhere and then it's good.

5:15By the way, look at the moon. I think it's experience based. I think that that might be good to some people. That's what I think too. You know, like you have to understand like where my parents would come from. My dad would eat that and think incredible. That looks like baked beans. Like this is a tomato sauce. The pulled pork sandwich I got. It was like on a hot dog pond with some pulled pork and some dry. You can tell it tossed on it. Oh, yeah, it looks terrible. It was to scot and people are like, you got to go here. Just crazy too, because I feel like you go there and it's like god awful. You could just go to some guy in the corner on the right place who's got a barbecue pit going and have much better food. And that's the kind of how they build this. Yeah. Because it's really in the middle of nowhere. Nothing makes me more angry than getting bad food like from someplace. If I spend a lot of money on it and it's bad, like I'm like inconsolable for a while. Yeah, I went to a place that was it was like a little bit of a hyped up.

6:19You know, like Asian style thing and whoa, yeah, everything tasted like it was burnt, like burnt. And I was like, how? Yeah, like it's been so much money. How was it going? Here's a tip if you're planning to rob a place. Make sure you have a trustworthy getaway driver. Yeah, because this guy didn't. He took right off on him when he saw the cops. Here's that story now. He's going to go out. He's going to go out. He's going to go out. Ali say a shop lifter's plan was foiled when his getaway driver left the scene without him. The upwind police department in California released this video of a man going through a clothing store and filling a cart with merchandise mostly jeans. Instead of taking those items to the checkout, surveillance footage shows he took them to the dressing room where he put them in a large black garbage bag. Video from outside the store shows the suspect with the garbage bag running out of the

7:21store toward a white car. But the car doesn't wait around for him to get in and takes off. By that time police were on the way to the store and caught up with the suspect in the parking lot. The video shows he tried to run away but was quickly apprehended. Police have not identified the suspect but they say he tried to take more than $1,700 worth of clothing. It was all recovered. Cops say he's charged with gram theft, organized retail theft and conspiracy. Yeah, you see yourself, I guess. That's it. Like I was out of there. You didn't even have the door closed. It looked like. No. He was like, I'm gone. But obviously those cops were right there. They were right there. It was the worst. You know, he's just out in the open throwing jeans and he's a bad criminal. He's real bad. Oh, real bad. But I will now listen. When you've left, I'm like, so the guy who left is Dave Hunter.

8:21That's who that is. Wow. You told me to be Hunter. The guy who left me. You passed it. Oh, so I guess because I left you. Exactly. Exactly. Was it, can he be charged? Yeah. The guy who left probably go conspiracy was in on it. I guess like they can prove he was like talking about it or something. And he could say, I didn't know he was taking all those jeans. I was here to pick up. Yeah, when I noticed that I had full of stuff, I run out with stuff. I was like, screw you. Yeah, I don't want to be part of this. That's what you would should say. Yeah. And so I'm going to say, yeah. Tell the like, what about all this other stolen stuff? I have nothing. I must be chock's. I mean, his car was smashed up to, I don't know like what that whole deal was, but it would be heartbreaking. You could see the heartbreak in his face. Like he just dropped his huge bag of clothes and like turned around and saw the lights. And then one time that similar story happened when I was working at the department store, someone, there was this like spree almost to people running and grabbing stuff and running

9:22out this one door because it was like, there was a parking lot right there and you could exit right out under the road. So they'd someone just parked there. Someone would run in, grab something and run out. And it was next to like the furniture, air conditioners and kitchen stuff. So like some high-end stuff was there. Okay. So one time this guy comes running in, grabs an air conditioner, like a window air conditioner and runs out the door, but they were waiting. Security was right there and I was waiting across the aisle and it was his girlfriend in the car and she took off on the camera. There you go. Love over. Yeah. It was love. You quickly almost tried to toss the air conditioner into the back seat. It then fell and got destroyed. Oh, and she took off and security at him. She's no bunny. No, she's not. No, she is not. What would you do if you stumbled upon a car parked at a deserted beach after sunset? All of its doors were open and there's a mysterious knocking coming from the trunk.

10:23They could all the police. Yeah. Oh geez. I have better call somebody without that. I'm so in the truck. Well, this is just another Florida man story. This happened in Monroe County, Florida. They got a call about 930 at night. The cops did about a suspicious 1997 Lincoln Continental parked at some Brero beach in the Florida Keys. When the officer arrived, every door was open except for the trunk. To top it off, there was mysterious sounds coming from the trunk. They ordered the person in the trunk to come out. But things took a funny turn when 32 year old Rob Moore, who was locked inside the trunk, couldn't. He said he was hunting for his lost keys when he managed to somehow fall inside the trunk and it closed locking him inside. It's a big trunk. Yeah. Lincoln Continental. Oh my God. Yeah. The good news, the cop popped the trunk and freed the guy, the bad news.

11:25His keys were still missing and the deputy spotted a bunch of weed and a pipe in the glove box classic Florida man. Yeah. So after his rescue, he got a citation for possessing drugs in paraphernalia. Here's the kicker. If his car had been just three years newer, the entire ordeal wouldn't have happened starting in 2000. The Lincoln Continental came equipped with an emergency trunk release. Oh. This was in 1997 and they did not have that. I think this dude went to go sell a lot of weed and was robbed put in the trunk. Get in. And then that's what happened. Makes more sense. And it does make more sense. I think after George, they locked yourself in a trunk. They took all of his stuff. They all the doors open. Yeah. Like he has not, they just didn't pay him and put him in the trunk. Because I also feel like maybe like the Lincoln Continental is always what they use in like the movies for like transporting a listed material.

12:26Seems like like an old person car. Yeah. Who would suspect holds a lot of stuff. Get in the trunk. You must be a tiny man if you're falling in a trunk and getting locked in. Yeah. No one falls in the trunk. And then I like it like you fall in and then somehow imagine. Yeah. No, no, no, no, you get placed in. He seems like that's more of a reasonable explanation here. I don't know what happened obviously. I fell in. Right. Right. Sure. Fast food employees might worry about artificial intelligence taking their jobs. But now they also have to worry about AI stocking them. A 27 year old male business management student in the UK was accused of stocking and harassing a female McDonald's employee and he's blaming AI and chat GPT. Okay. The man first bumped into the woman when he was at a McDonald's while working as a delivery driver. He went in to pick up someone's order. They chatted for a minute. He thought she was interested in him.

13:27Oh, guys, guys, guys. So he looked her up on social media and hit her up. She ignored his messages. I bet. And eventually blocked him. Okay. Good. Then he showed up at the McDonald's to order a milkshake for himself and looked for her. But that was interpreted as, okay, this guy's a creep. Yeah. That's how it would be taken. She also claims that he wants to follow her in his car, but he is denying that. I think he did. Incorrigidly. The in court, he was asked if he thought he was crossing a line. He said, no. I don't know anything to apologize for here. The prosecutor pointed out that he did apologize in one of his social media messages before she blocked him. He said, I understand my messages are making you feel uncomfortable. But the man said, oh, I never wrote that. That was Chad GPT, dude. He was just desperate to go on a date and wasn't sure why the woman wasn't responding to his messages. So he asked Chad GPT to write some messages for him.

14:30You still have to copy and paste. I'm still you. I'm still you. I'm still you. I did not help his case. He was found guilty of stocking and he is going to be sentenced next month. Just can't even work at McDonald's. They can't. It's sorry, ladies. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Is it love? One like interaction of picking up an order for someone. Right. She like must have smiled or something. Right. Like heaven forbid. It was nice. That's it. Heaven forbid. She smiled. Have a good day. Yep. She was in the quiet and thought and like staring off in a direction and he happened to be in that direction. She just looked like me. I know what I mean. And then she realized, oh God, that creeper thinks I'm looking. No, no. Better go to Chad GPT for some day. Yeah. Oh, wow. That does change up the dating game, right? Yeah. The person who's messaging you, are they actually writing those words? No, but I mean, falling for it. It's not great.

15:30Like I said, I got a body that does this and like will text like his chicks and stuff. Like using Chad GPT messages and I'm like, he'll like, I was like, read one back to me and they're like long text messages. Don't do that. He's crazy. He's like crazy. He's like crazy. The longer the message, the crazier you look. Yeah. That should be like a, like I don't even know how many sentent, like one sentence even is enough at a time. In a text message for sure. Like three. Right. Professional Dart star James Wade is being ripped apart online for apparently farting loudly while playing a match. It's part of Darts at the players championship. Come on. Take a listen to how this one all played out. Oh, yeah, he just pushed it out. Stop it. What's even crazier is his explanation Jason's died.

16:32Oh, I mean, I discussed it in the whole like turn and then that's like a lot of guys at a year and a yeah. I just, yeah, this guy, he puts some stomach muscle in that. Oh, even that guy's a good guy. You got to move out of life. What's the matter with people? He's one, he's 41. Get yourself together, man. He had just won a match to take his place in the semi finals. He had walked over to a table. The footage shows him slightly bending his knees and letting a giant fart rip out of his behold. But he was forced to take to social media to deny the claim. He said footage has emerged of me doing what appears to be a fart at the end of one of my matches. It was actually though the Velcro on my new shoes. No, no, no, I wasn't. He has Velcro shoes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, most 41 year old men get Velcro shoes. Oh, my seven or whatever.

17:33He says he now considers this matter over and he never wants to talk about it again. I mean, that was the unmistakable sound of a wet fart. Oh, my God. So this is, I mean, okay, let's close your eyes and listen again to see if it sounds like Velcro in any way, shape or form when he does this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't like listening to a fart with my eyes closed. It just creeped me out. I thought we all did that. I know. It made it louder. It made me hear a fart like never before. Yeah, because my other senses were off. I was down a sense. I was like plug your nose, close your mouth and close your eyes and listen to the sound of this man's fart. I have the hearing of a fox. Oh, yeah. Like to me, it was like you would have been better off to say, oh, I was squirting ketchup out of a ketchup model because that's what it sounded like.

18:34It's disgusting. Yeah, it's wet. I mean, like he bent down and like gave it though. I mean, that was like a intentional fart. That absolutely was. It's like one thing, like one slips out and you're like, oh, yeah, that's terrible enough that one would slip out to do that. I can't. This guy right here who walks into, he basically was farted in his general direction. Yeah, he did for sure. Well, he did the head check. You know, like he looks over to the left to see if he's got, see right there. He's like, oh, maybe I have a second. God. I couldn't imagine pushing one out around people. No. Right in front of him. There's those dudes that do that and think it's hilarious. I'm like, I could not think like my B-hole muscles work like that. I got like someone, other people around. I claim I saw impossible for me to fart. Yeah. And it should be. Yeah, absolutely. The most human should be like that. Even you know what? A lot of guys have no problem with it at the urinal. I don't. I'm sorry. Oh, Lisa. It is. You'll be stuck next to a guy and he's just like I'm so far.

19:37Seriously. So many guys let her rip at the urinal. Yeah, like guys at the urinal will do that exact guy's move for their life. They realize it's time to get it out. They just blast away. You just. Guys around. They're scared. Yeah, it happens all the time. All the time. I hate it. I hate the sounds of, I hate those sounds. I was just at a rest stop over the weekend driving back, you know, from that wedding and it happened. Some dude, just some trucker guy. Yeah. I had no idea that happened. Oh, Lisa. It is just a regular thing. When I closed my eyes and listened to that fart, it was like I could see it. Sorry about that. I was wondering if you could see it. The strangest thing was you all day. I was wondering how many people closed their eyes out there. I don't know. I said, David, I only did it, but I'm driving. Yeah, we were driving. I don't think it sounds like Velcro. No. I really was hoping it sounded like Velcro. There wasn't a single thing. Velcro does not make bubbling sounds.

20:39No, no, no. Totally like it does. There was nothing Velcro about that. You'd have been better off being like camera glitch. This is just a new thing though, huh? You just open it. Just tell it. Tell it. Just tell of a lady's life. Yeah. Yeah. Someone says, you guys have to stop fart shaving. No. Somebody is not hurting a bubbly. Serious. Yeah, you know, I think no, that's one of the guys. That's one of those guys. No, yeah. That's a year or so. I hate to say it. It's true. It is true. I hate to say it. We, is he being serious about? Yeah. He's not being serious about fart shaving. He is being serious. We're going to continue to fart shaving. I was there. Coming up next, more fart shaving. Yeah. There's a shame flat. I'm not changing that. Oh, man. I did listen when it happens next to me. Like it's not enough really for me to punch a man or really confront them. Other than to be like, just give like a disapproving head shake.

21:41I think like with my friend group, honestly, like if like one, one, one time it happens, like I'd be like, but if like you fart like that again, I'm going to be like, I don't think we're friends, man. Yeah. Like you try to surround yourself with non fart. I really do. Yeah. I really do. So that if I can't fart in a bathroom in a urinal, then what? Lock myself in a stall and wait for it to be empty. You guys are ridiculous. Go in the stall. Yeah. It leaves. Oh, man. If you got a fart on deck, you know, you know another hell. You know what I mean? Like for farts is like, you had outside to where there's no one like around. Like you go where there's no one around. And you're fart encounters that you guys are telling me about. Yes. Do they smell? Yes. Sometimes they're right beside you. They all smell man's ass. It's not just airs. It's not all the time. Like I mean, everyone's to the while we fart and it's like, oh, that was just some weird it's all there's no more. And I'm a comedy fan. And there's some of course there's also different reactions. Some guys will chuckle. Some guys will apologize, which I think is at least kind of nice.

22:45Yeah. And then some guys do just silent like it never. Yeah. Or bold. So it's a mistake I would assume some. No. Maybe occasionally it's a mistake. Maybe occasionally. Okay. A guy's like, we're like a 10% chance. It's a mistake. Yeah, there's a 10% chance. You know, I would listen. I know this sounds super crazy and it would never happen. But if we could get Lisa to be put in a disguise, why do I want to do that? Why do you want to do that? Because you'd be utterly disgusting place. I don't want to go there. No woman wants to go in there. Undercover dude. I just can't believe that that happens. I'm like, you would be changed. I don't think you've ever discussed this before on the show. Have you had that blocked it out? Yeah. No, we've never gone this far into it. We've never gone this deep. It just seems all very common. Yeah, audience just split. Well, I honestly, there's a lot of urinal fighters that say, where else am I supposed to do it?

23:45And I mean, I guess my whole thing is, can you do it? If you do it there, make sure no one is around. You just make sure no one's standing right beside you. Because you probably need to go to the bathroom. You do. I guess it's not an indicator. Like any time it happens, that's my thing. Say at my house, like, Rowan just rips one and it's awful. I'm like, go take a S. Go take a S right now. Oh my god. Get out of here. Go ahead. You know, I mean, because that's what it is. Yes. Go take one, man. That is that. If you don't think that guy needs to take one, stop. Stop playing that. Yeah. Close your eyes, everyone. Listen. Let me press my headphones in to make sure I heard everything in my eyes. Oh, you still have a credit at the end of the mind, people. These are animals. Yeah, not you guys, but they're nice.

24:46Yeah, men in general. Absolutely. I've been fighting that fight since I can remember it. There's like the dudes that think farts are super funny and I'm just been like, air croaks. It seems like, you know, we talked about this years and years ago is a crazy thing, but more and more Americans apparently are getting into foot fetishes. Everyone has a favorite body part that gets their motor revving when it comes to fetishes. However, feet come out near the top of the list more than ever before. Researcher with the Kinsey Institute who surveyed 4,000 Americans about their sexual fantasies says it's the highest they've ever seen in the survey. 14% of people want feet playing a big role in their sexual life. Feet or toes played a prominent role for them and that's the highest it's ever been. I just, I wonder if maybe there are some people out there that they just think like, so if I'm a very pretty girl and I don't really want to show some stuff, I do know I could

25:49probably show my feet in like an Instagram post and get some like interest drummed up just from doing that. And I feel like, you know, I think that's why everyone's like, I want to sell my feet because you're really, it's not anything dirty, but yet it can open the eyes that like a group of people that are willing to pay for stuff like that. Anyway, if your foot fetishes out of control and you want to share it with us, how bad is your foot fetish? 1 855 9546969 is the number 1 855 95469 69 69. You can also text us at 4 6 9 6 9. We know you're out there. We know you listen. Tell us about it. I mean, like I can't say too much because like I got a hand thing, you know, like I got a hand and fingernail thing that if you've got great hands and great fingernails, I'm like, yeah, that's that's awesome. If you have bad hands, huge enough bad fingernails about some foot fetish people, even the

26:56worst of feet. Yeah, well, that's where it gets like weird because it'd be odd if I was into hands no matter what. Yes, you know what I mean? Like I'm just the only thing. It's just hands. It doesn't matter. Like I like Shaquille O'Neal's hands. Oh my dear God. You know what I mean? Like that's where it's like go get your head. I know. Imagine. Okay, stop it. So broken down in different groups, here's who owned up to their foot fetishes. The least amount of people into this are heterosexual women. Only five percent. Can you even imagine? Yeah, no. Only five percent of straight women are into this. Heterosexual men were the second biggest group. 18% of them were into it. Lesbian and bisexual women, a little more than straight women, 11%. The biggest group was gay and bisexual men, 21% of them aren't into feet. Wow. Okay. So they asked them, these people that took the survey, what really gets you going? Carlos said, first and foremost, the smell.

27:58It's the smell. I like them a little clammy and musky. Oh, that's weird man. Yeah. Clammy and musky. No. In the same vein as like if you got nice like well-kept feet. That's a bonus like wow, that's look at that. They don't look like trolls feet. That's awesome. Pretty, pretty cool stuff. Clammy, but like a nice foot, but I don't want to smell it or musky or cough with it or really a husky. Oh no. Wow. Oh no. Wow. Marcy is with us. Intelino. How you Marcy? How are you? Hi, good. How are you? Good. You didn't see anything. What's that? Are you in the feet? No, I am not in the feet, but I am actually what's called a barefoot massage therapist. I do barefoot massage like a siatsu and there's one called starda. There's actually a couple of different techniques, but we get some interesting messages and foot fetish is 11. I'm sure, but Marcy, how many people whose feet you have touched have enjoyed it you

29:03think in a sexual way? No. She's barefoot. I'm rubbing them with my feet. Oh my god. That's even worse. Golly on her. She's going on her. Yeah. Oh no. You were with your bare feet. Marcy, every one of them is a pervert. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Wait. Golly, I call. Why would I ever call? It's all guys, right? Those are your. That's the girls. It's women too. Oh, yeah. 50, 50, usually. But to me, I'd rather have a full-on soapy massage where someone just rubs their whole entire nude body on me before I want just feet on your feet. I think most people are actually really surprised at what it feels like. Like if I have so many facing down and I start them that way and they're brand new clients, they actually are like, so when will you start using your feet? Like they don't even know I'm using my feet. Are you like, do you have like railings and stuff above? You can like, you can't go on to that.

30:05I don't have work. Yeah. How does it work? The bars are really just for balance. Yeah. And we're just, we're using our body weight. So if you like a deep tissue massage, this is the best massage for you. You'll just walk all over my ass. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. But we do get a lot of weird messages. We make everybody prepay and fill out a history form like at least 24 hours in advance. Yeah. I would never lie on that. I think you're really. Yeah. We're like a 97% all men. Oh my God. So many boners have been there, Mercy. The purfs. Yeah. Don't want to weight 24 hours. They want in right now. An interesting thing is, and this is like, my husband can attest to this every Friday. Every Friday I would say between three and nine, our phone goes crazy with Indian men wanting barefoot massage. That's crazy. Yeah. It's the weirdest thing, but it happens every Friday.

31:10Huh. It is the end of the week. I do need to decompress. That's nuts. Why do you think that is? I don't know. I don't know if it's the foot thing or if they are like looking up our Google page and they can see what we look like or I have an old little but it happens every Friday. Will you walk all over me? Will you take your feet and place them on to me? Will you walk upon my back side? Deep, deep, deep. I wouldn't have found like, Mercy, your life right here. If you say you've never flipped a guy over and he hasn't been aroused, like that, that you might not slip him over. Do you flip him over? No, I do. And it's, I have 100% success rate that that has never happened. Oh, I am that so hard, man. She must have a really decent way to like tell someone is fishy.

32:15Well, that way is the hardest I guess. Yeah. It's a lot of people off. Yeah. Making them wait, throw them off. Okay, here's another thing. Do they, are they able to see like what you look like? Yeah, on the website. On the website. Before the forehand. Yeah, we, yeah, I'm like, we have a web, we have our Google page like show us what we look like. Yeah, I know. I just wondered if it was like a blind react type of thing. Like no, no, it's really what they're going to get. You know, so. No, no, we don't, we don't keep any of that a secret for sure, but I don't, I don't really know what to deal with, but it is, it's pretty crazy that it's every Friday and it's almost all Indian men. But I don't say we are booked out a month to two months at a time. Yes, yeah, yeah. That's a foot massage. I mean, it's a foot massage. Unlike what I thought it would, yeah, me too. Absolutely. Like literally like a foot on you. Yeah, like a foot on you. Yeah, we get that from you to a lot. Like feet needing her back walking on you.

33:18Yeah, like a, I mean, believe it or not, we can rub your feet with our feet. Oh, wow. This is just, I think, a stab test meant for her. I think people just finished when you said that. I feel about to be so booked out. I was never going to do that. I'm not ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Are you kidding me right now? I've never thought of like the genius of actually being like okay with touching perves with my feet and then calling it and doing this exact thing and being like, yeah, I will touch your feet with my feet. Do it. Come on. Yeah. Honestly, it's not what anybody thinks. Like everybody's very surprised at what the treatment is actually like.

34:18Okay. We're going to have to take your word for it, Marcy. Yeah. It's wild. I said, although we just never knew this existed in the world, I guess. Up until now. Yeah. Honestly, didn't venture or booked up weeks in advance. No. Months in advance. Months in advance. Yeah. Clean those tables after each got to replace the good. Yeah. Sanitize. All right, Marcy. All the best to you. Thanks. Thanks for sharing your story. Have a great day. I think she's going to look out her window today and it's going to look like the orc army and load of your exact footwear. Like, my gosh, you'll hear the rumble of them arriving. Yeah. We're going to lunch on the messages people looking for info. Of course. All Indian men. This is a change for me. This song. Oh, no. No, you're going to get angry. No, you're going to get angry. Fiddy, fiddy, fiddy, fiddy, fiddy. All they love it. They love it. Never hear the song to say. I don't know. Who knew? Yeah, it's going to look like a Bollywood action film where it's like a whole army and men.

35:18They'll be like footperves in like catapults being launched. There will be like footperves pulling up. Yeah. I can't wait. Maybe we should send you to her once and get a little massage. See what you think. Yeah. Well, you've gone for a massage recently. So have you? Yeah. I don't like feed at all. I have none of this. You can just experience what it's like. She says it's amazing. If you would like me to get foot massaged by her, I'll go. There you go. No, we got we bring her in. Bring her in. Bring her in. Bring her in. Yeah. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Var o for it. Yeah, that's the other. Well, she's gonna do it on the floor. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Out up and hold out a stick for or something thing.

36:18I gotta lay on the floor and else and hold astick and. I get. Yeah. Whatever it takes. I don't wanna be involved in this at all, I get it. Marcie if you're listening and you're would like to walk over race and we'll set something up. I think Marcie is a genius. And she's fine. I think she knows that every one of them is a perv, she was like, OK. finally talking about my thing, I'm going to call in, I'm going to say it's not pervy at all. Feel no weirdness about calling and booking months and months ahead for my services. Also, I'll let you know, I will touch your feet, I'll flip you over. All of the things like a foot perv wants to find out about she just. Yeah, but she doesn't need the business. She's jammed. Exactly. But why not be jammed even more? No, no, no, because she don't even know where she's calling from. It's not where you think I'll say that. I got to see it first before I do it. Well, that's what I wondered. Well, not her. No, I just got to see like the process of what it is. Okay.

37:19I'm sure they have it. Whatever she had the official name for it. I've seen it before where like it's people like walking on people's backs. I think I've seen it too. That's why I knew there was like a railing system. Yeah, it's to be fine. Yeah, there it is. There's picks of it. Come on. I mean, that is like, oh my god. If you don't think I busted out, look at this. Yeah, no, I know. Yeah. Did I hit the head massage? I mean, a foot head massage. Yep. And then I'll try and find a different place. Ah. Biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy. No, no, no. Anyways, there you go. Something we didn't really know existed. Barefoot massage just. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. What was your name? I'm not going to say anymore. Okay. I don't understand it. I don't understand it with perverts. I know. Well, I mean, it's a pop trend. Our show. It's, uh, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy, speedy. All of me. All of me. Take them, shut the free. The only show that can make you hard and cause you to puke on

38:24your way to work. Someone else just puke during that. What? Yeah. We make every puke. There are puke that puke. Take them, shut the free. Dave in Chuck the Freak. On Instagram at Dave's in Chuck the Freak. Uh, Florida man, 25 years old behind bars today. After he poured an unknown liquid on a girl's ash cheeks at a raw stress for less. Wow. Huh. Sean, Urb facing a felony charge involving bodily fluids and a misdemeanor battery charge also charged with tampering with evidence. This happened at the raw stress for less. I'm shopping at the store.

39:24Patrons came up to her and said that guy in the dolphins hat. He has squirted some unknown liquid on your ash cheeks and was filming you. That's a weird thing to do. That is a tough for a deal to you. That is. He did what to me. He squirted some unknown liquid on your ash cheeks and was filming it. Of course he did. It's happened again. Damn it. This always happens to me. No, it's awful. I'd like to apologize for men. I don't know what I don't know what. Do you have to do that? Yeah, I think it should, but someone should. Because of the stories you hear every day. It's just amazing how messed up we get. Yeah. Like what? It's just amazing how met like we got to get a bottle of stuff lease and carry it around with us and squirted on you. He obviously wanted to finish on random women's asses and tape it. Yeah. You really can't do that. I mean, people have in the past, let me say.

40:24Yeah. That's a really bold move. I guess the way he thought he'd get away with it is finishing in a syringe and then squirting the syringe on people's asses and taping it. He's still getting his stuff on random women's asses, but doesn't have to whip it out and pleasure himself. I didn't picture his syringe. I don't know why I pictured a spray bottle. That's what the other guy did that we talked about. Oh yeah. He had a syringe, but he was like sticking people with it. Yeah. Yeah, the stick, the guy who stuck them, that's so gross. That's so horrifying. Once again, I'd like to apologize for the guy who stuck people. You're right though. Like how do you cook that idea up? Like what is wrong with you? I don't know. I mean, I don't want to say too much as a guy, but with consent, with consent, that's one great thing. Yeah. What consent is always necessary. Yeah. Is that a crazy guy? Squirt away with consent. Squirt away. Oh yeah. What a time. Squirting with consent.

41:25Guys just, that only different thing. That only consent thing. And their brains, it gets so messed up. Cops were investigating a similar incident the month before with a similar suspect wearing a dolphins hat. Okay. When they put two and two together, they obtained a search warrant for this guy's Miami-Dade home. They did recover three syringes with a white liquid consistent with semen inside his bedroom. Oh, my goodness. He's just filling up his bedroom. He's just filling up those syringes. Yeah, he is. How many asses has he syringed on? So many because people wouldn't, you know, there's no one else around to be like, hey, I saw that guy do that. It's like I said, I don't know what's wrong with us. I don't know a lot. I mean, thankfully not this much. Most of us. Yeah, no, no, no. No, he was taken to the Miami-Dade corrections and rehab center. He remains there on $8,500 bond.

42:27There is his mug shot. I just wish we were better. We're not though. Some of us are. I repeat. I know. Some of us are. Most of us are. Most of us are better than this. Yeah. I mean, you don't hit the Ross. I mean, you don't hit the Ross. I'm always amazed at where they choose to squirt. I think they just think there's no. The camera system can't be as advanced in the discount store as it would be if I went somewhere. But that, I mean, Walmart has probably one of the most advanced camera systems of the most retail. Right. I know. And I would never. Yeah, and they do hit Walmart too, don't they? I would just never hit Walmart. Never heard of this store. It's big. All Stella was like, down south. Yeah, Stella sees one when we went to Florida. I think she was like, oh, we've got to go there. It's like a TJ Maxx. Yeah, TJ Maxx, which is one of Stella's favorites. She will search through unwanted clothing. No, previously unwanted. That's the way it is.

43:27Glothing. Yep. So he was released on his own. He's got to be in court next month. That's just crazy because he really, you know, jail aside, which he should have some jail. He shouldn't be running around out there. No. No, he's got, I don't know how you fix it. He's got a bad room full of syringes. Yeah. He's ready to squirt again. He's not going to stop squirting. And it's, I just think when your brain has done that kind of thing, it's on the way to something real bad. Right. The brain is damaged. And so it's almost like, now we got to put you in a loony bin, but we don't have it. The process of them filling the syringes is just, that is wild. Just disgusting to think about. Yeah. I mean, you couldn't just finish right in there. Oh, he's got to put his summer in the like, four or a half years. Yeah, he uses a funnel probably. A seamen funnel. Yeah. That's what he's doing. Yeah, probably. Don't go to his house because he's got seamen funnels.

44:27He's busy. He's got a funnel in his room. A vice-funnel in anyone's room. I'm like, what in the world? That's crazy. Why is there a funnel in your room? A bedroom funnel? Yeah. What do you, I mean, there's only a couple of things. It's not a number good. No, no, no, no, no, no. I hate that my brain can think of a couple of things. I know me too instantly because of the show. I probably never would have imagined a bed in the funnel before the show, but now I'm like, well, it can be that funneled right in. Yeah. The very trouble about that. A netty pot. The funnel. A netty pot to funnel one, to funnel that water into an area, into an area for... Splatoon. Splatoon. I was like, I just need to know about you, yeah. It's wild. It's just stuff. Yeah, that netty pot labeled. Oh, nobody. He just said, that's what it was. Oh, my God. I can't see that. I can't even imagine being like, I thought I'm going to be like, I could actually imagine being like, I thought he's one of the triumphant of these.

45:28Yeah. Oh, that's a real smell. Brain amoeba or something. Yeah. Yeah. So he sends it up so that it was like one of those like bridges at like an amusement park. Like you just get one good splash. I think so. Yeah. It up. Can you believe your friend told you that? Yeah. He's a wild guy. He sounds wild. Yeah. So what a hell of a lady. I'm swimming back. Badge. Badge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He enjoyed that. So he would. So he couldn't do it or refuse to do the real one. And so she would just squeeze her muscles and send out a. But it's fake. He knows it's been nitty-potted. He doesn't care. It's more just being covered in it. He just wanted to be squirted upon. Yeah. He just wanted to be drenched. Yeah. Yeah. It's wild. I'm like, what? Anyways. Yeah. I'm like, you're on the show though. That's what it is. You're on the show though. You're on the show. No, that's what it is.

46:29You're on it show. Yeah. No, no, I don't think so. No. No, no, no. Cause I had a random person just like talk to me about being dined upon back there. Like a guy who was just out of nowhere was like, you know what I love. And I'm like, whoa. I don't need to know. Talk to me about crazy stuff. Strangers at event like charity events. I don't need to know. I'm going to have to go to the show. And again, yeah. No, my god. Keep that to yourself. No, no, no for a long time. Just dropped it. Your funnel buddy. Well, that he bought. Yeah, it's crazy, right? Yeah, that's not something like that. I'm a little bit. I got a near wax cleaner you could probably use. You don't get too specific, but is he in a committed or is he still now? Yes. Yeah, but it's like that'd be a hard thing to talk a lady into. Yeah. I'm just crazy. He's like, he's not a normal person, you know, right? He just got secretly you know, you do.

47:31No, just you just so handsome. Oh, he's looking at me. He's so handsome. He's got a hammer. He's certainly that. He's gorgeous. You can get a huge hammer. Absolutely. So women are putting nutty butts wherever you want. Exactly. He's gorgeous and has a hammer. Yes. That makes sense. He's good looking guy to be different. That is a different life. Anything different life. I'm like, your life is insane. Yeah. I put a nitty-pot inside a lady last night. You wouldn't believe it. His life is so good that like regular sex is so boring. He's like, I'd like to make a water trick now. Just like the motley crew of just dudes. Right. You know, he's like, you're not going to believe what I'm going to try tonight. I do hate it. Nitty-pot. I'm going to put one inside of a lady. I love him, but I hate him. Yeah, I get it. Hopefully he has plastic sheets or like a mattress. I've never seen the lab. I've never seen the lab. Yeah. I saw like the setup, but I'm saying I can, my God, what a different life. What a different life. Yeah. Ladies just signing up for it.

48:31Oh my God. I have a good time. I don't know. I'm going to get a fake squirt tonight, but he's so handsome. It's funny that you call them handsome. He's so handsome. He's so handsome. He's so handsome. I'm telling you. He's so handsome. You told me to God your handsome. Oh my God. I'm telling you. You have to let your buddy know how handsome he is. Oh, he's stunning. He's always stunning. He's stunning. He's stunning. Yeah. We just like hang out all the time, and I'm like, I can't hang out with you. I wouldn't hang out with him. Oh, I'm just stunning. I feel like I can do a party with him. I can't hang out with that Mr. Stunner. Is he taller than you and less dainty? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Total package is what I'm picking up here. Tall, jacked. Huh. Got it all. Got it all. Smooth talk. Real handsome. I'm like, I got it all. I got it all. Real handsome. I'm like, God. It's like, geez. I'm like, I don't want to hear about this. Flight attendance. Like, oh, you know, oh, you just knocking him down. Oh, my God. I hate him. He's a flight attendant dude. Yeah. He's gonna get a flight attendant. He'll talk to flight attendants on the flight and bang them and then crazy. Like, they probably approach him.

49:31It's a different. Is he married now? No. Oh, I'm committed. Yeah. He's committed, but. Wow. Well, we, if he's listening, he just got a five-minute commercial. Oh, he's not. He's busy doing stuff. He doesn't listen to this show. He's been scorted on. Yeah. What does he do to him? You can't even imagine what he's making someone do right now. Yeah, right. I hooked an aquarium up to a lady. He's hanging from the ceiling. What? I just know it's crazy. I know. But that's what, just what he's told you about. You don't even know. Yeah, you're right. What this other. So, his other hands are impressive. Yeah. Impressive stuff. That's that guy. Yeah. I hate him. This. I hate him and like him. This next guy, I don't think anyone would describe as handsome. Okay. Because he's missing half his head. Oh, yeah. You need that. I need that. To be classically good looking. You need the whole body ahead. I wasn't sure. This did pop up on my Twitter feed yesterday. And I'm like, what am I looking at?

50:32I didn't know if it was real. Numerous posts had popped up on social media from Nashville. People who are alarmed. After spotting a man with part of his head missing, the one I saw. He was itching his brain. Oh, I think it's itchy. I'm in my infields with you. It's itchy. Oh, and it's like moving. Like you were soft. You guys won't believe this because I honestly until I saw this update this morning. I don't know if I want to see this. I didn't think it was true. I don't know if I can handle this itching brain. There it is. Don't hurt. Wait a second. Oh, he picked something out. I think I picked something out. I love it. I think he picked a brain stab. Oh, my God. It's real. Okay, whatever it is. No, I need it.

51:32He's a prank. It's real. It looks photoshopped. It looks like a guy. There's so many of him. No, he's got a real. It's real. Please, look. I don't think it's real. It's fake. Oh, my God, you guys. No, no, no, this can happen. Please say it's real. It's real. It's real. What is it? It's the website you're on. This is so silly. He picked a brain stab. He definitely had a stab or something up there. I don't know what he's got going. Was he wounded or something? He's got photos of the man who's been posted online. It's reported he checked himself out of the hospital because they wouldn't let him smoke. He did have a smoke in his mouth. Either way, the sight of this man walking around Nashville with his skull and his brain visible has been enough for locals to sound the alarm trying to get the guys some help. Several people have called 911. Hey, bud. Reporting the guy saying they offered a system, but he declined.

52:32I just wanted to give you a heads up. That your brain is out. Your brain's out, bud. No big deal. It's fine. I'm sure. But your brain's out. I think that's real. It's real. It's real, at least. I think it's real because of the way the hair is. And I think it's real because there was that other guy we saw. Yeah, they had that half. He's got like one shot on the top, Dave. Is that his brain? That's his brain, dude. I don't know you guys. I'm saying it's the hard time walking around. It looked like two. You can't have your brain out, guys. I mean, like the right there, he almost just fell. Right. I think it affects every part of you. If your brain was out, like your brain is surrounded by liquid, that it needs. It needs a certain amount of perfect amount of liquid. Not too much. Not too little. Not too much. Not too little. According to Hannibal Lecter, you can cut right into it. I know, but I don't know. I don't know if that's real. I don't know. I don't know.

53:32I thought he knows what he's talking about. Yeah. I'd love to get to the bottom of this. Okay. You probably know of the person that I'm about to talk about because you went to school around there. But there was a man who would walk around in the place you went to school with no all of his face was gone. I've all knows top of his mouth. When? When? Yeah. Like, one of years. He doesn't believe anything. It's tough for me to remember the exact year. All I know is this is how I know. He's saying him. I was going to an interpole concert that was happening in that city at their main thing. So 2004. Oh, that's a long time ago. 2006. 2006. 2006. You know, like early album releases. Okay. And so. And on the street. So he had one of those infections in that triangle of death that they call where they

54:33have to scoop everything out. And he was he's alive. He was alive. And what I saw was a man on the street. And I like, I feel terrible. But he was shoving food down what was left. And it's just a tongue. So you've never seen him because everyone is like, oh, yeah, 2004 would be before my death. Yeah, before your time, the rest of it was just like a blur. Yeah, people know. Oh, they know. Yeah. And I mean, I was like, the same type of thing. I was like, this guy needs some help because you're blind. You've got no roof of your mouth just a tongue. Yeah. And this isn't just one picture of it. The other several of this guy on my knees. Yeah. And he just, I believe, picked a brain scab, which is the craziest thing. One of the craziest things I've ever witnessed in my life. He did. It was almost like a fly landed on me. He's still alive if this is just untreated. I can't see it. Oh, he checked it out. He picked it and checked it. Oh, he doesn't have a smoke. It's just a door. He's checking out the piece he took off.

55:33Yeah, you don't want to see what's going on. Don't eat it. No, no, no, no, no, guys. So what's weird? They say that giant chunks of it can go away. And then it'll rewire itself. That's not. It's wild. There's a limit. There's a limit. There's a guy I just heard about that was like his brain filled up with liquid. And then there was no like 5% of his brain left. And he like led sort of a normal life. Wow. With like hardly any brain in there. Yeah. Well, turns out it all leaked out. Guys in known homeless guy there, tons of people have seen him. It's just this video that's made it go easy. I don't know how you live without it's raining out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's almost like gamers. Sometimes we'll get this in their head. Because you wear headphones too much. You get like a headphone. It doesn't eat through your skull. I know. But that's what it looks like. It looks like everything's been pushed down. It looks like the top of his head was hit by a train. It does.

56:34It does. It ran over by it. Yeah, right there, Jason. Yeah. I'm just sorry. I can't figure like so he's missing part of his skull. Yeah. Yes. And what looks like at one part the skin. Someone's got to talk to this guy. I don't know. That's what you think everybody's trying to find him. Yeah, they're trying to get him help. And he doesn't want it. He checked himself out of the hospital like right there. Look at that on top. It's purple. Yeah, there's purple like a brain. Yeah, I think there's some of his brains out there. Purple like a brain guys. As Steven is in LaVonia. Steven, what's your comment? Hey, so when I was growing up, I knew this kid. I'm pretty sure he was born like without a face. The only thing he had would be like a slit for his mouth. But like the skin on his forehead went over his eyes, went over his nose and then he was adopted by some plastic surgeon. I guess who eventually gave him a face. But I remember seeing it kind of looked like his whole face was like kind of like melted, you know, with just a little slit. So they're out there.

57:36Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know, I know. Like humans like we're love that's not. I love that. Let me think of it. Yeah, whenever they make you one of those faces, it's never good. No, no, no, they're trying to get out of it. Yeah, they got to get out of it. I don't know what you do for this fellow though. But there was that other guy. He had like a giant portion of his frontal lobe and skull with his gone. It's hard to believe it's real, but it is real. It looks like somebody really strong. Who likes to hit a gold ball? Yeah, you went straight into investigations. Someone took a diva. Well, I didn't get out of the roster. I wouldn't do a deep dive in. No, I didn't. Yeah, I bring this. No news. There's no actual like news stories. Like a guy's walking around without a head. I wanted so much more in the story. They cover the dumbest things on the news. Right. Like I'd be on there like right now. I'm not a six. You're not going to believe it. I'm mad with happens. He's gone. He's walking around out there. You ever see anything like it? Exactly.

58:36Instead, they just show us some stupid things. Stupid stories they show breaking news. I'm mad with him. We've been using that fun. I found something. No, there's nothing. Damn it. It's gone. No. I think social services will get involved. Like this. You know, the weather reports tonight. We're just going to look at this man. People don't want help. They can't help them. I know. But you think it would be covered more instead of on whatever website. I know. It's not really all over the place. The guy's walking around without a head. It should put a tarp over it or something. You got to at least put some neo-spawn on that. Do you know? You know, it's got to get you a hat. That would be nice. Stop eating your brain scabs and public. I mean, it is a lot of it gone when you really see that angle. I know the angle is incredible. I love your analogy of the golf club took at least two to three inch divot out of the middle of his head. It's the middle.

59:37It's not the front. It's the middle. It's gone. You can't want to get out there before it starts raining or something. Yeah. People are concerned about the rain. Yeah. I'm going to be up there and explain to them. I'm going to comment. Listen, Lisa. What happens when it rains? He's happy. One roller. No, I don't know, Lisa. I mean, you can't get rain in your brain. No. Mm-hmm. Got rain in the brain. No, that explains it. It's a nose brain on the streets of Nashville. Yes, Lisa. But this is the thing. I'm kind of with you, Lisa. Like Dave brings this up. I'm waiting for the in depth report on what's happened to this man. Dave is just like, no. All I have is a video of a brainless man. But several, not one. I know. No one. I know. It convinced me. There's not. There's many different people have got video this guy walking around Nashville with his brain out. All I could think that was got some rain in my brain. A Cypress hitter. I like that. Got some rain in my brain.

1:00:38Anonymous joining us from Canada. Hello, anonymous. Hello. Hi. I just had a comment. I'm a psych major 30 year right now and I really liked the brain. And I'm pretty sure because I've also seen where this guy seemed like his brain was out. I didn't get to close though, but it really did look like that. Yeah. and oxygen for a little bit, like that's why maybe he was walking funny. I think one of you guys said that because yeah, he's acting normal, but and it would make sense that it's purple because when oxygen is hitting it is kind of light pinkish in the brain and the liquid is only there so that like when you get with or something, it kind of stops the brain from hitting the skull. Yeah, less of a concussion. So if the liquid is not there, like it can still function. It's just he's picking up. Yeah. For how long can he survive like that? Wanna dry out? Well, the whole thing was an out right? So yes, it will dry out, but possibly only the part that's hitting oxygen and then

1:01:40the rest will still function because it's all connected just at different parts, right? So back there is like, I don't know, I think it's like be a little lobe and you don't need that to walk so he can still walk. It's just a little flimsy, but yeah, that's what it looks like. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's one of the smartest people in the world. It's a very exciting brain fashion. One of you guys had said that you need the perfect amount of liquid. That's not actually true. No. That other guy could survive with all of that liquid in his brain because if you still have that part of your brain where you can walk or you can like have a heartbeat, you can function, but the liquid is just because like a neuron got their wrong message or it's like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know about it wrong. It didn't flange. But I forgot what it's called, but the thing that makes that liquid. Yeah, but what I'm saying is like if you all of a sudden had way too much liquid in your brain, they got to do something about that right? They can't just let you walk. Yeah. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. You're not going to survive very long. No, like that's all I'm saying. Like, thank you. Not a mess. Thank you.

1:02:40Thank you. Thank you. They got to do something about it. Way too little they probably have to do something about it. That's all I'm saying. I know that there's some crazy stuff. Like, this man's brain is out. It's just out there. He's picking off pieces of skin, covering his brain. And how did he lose? I can't. They don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We just know we check himself out of the hospital because they wouldn't let him smoke. That's all we know right now. Okay. Listen, I understand that we all should have the freedom, I guess, to say enough is enough. I don't like this place anymore. I have to leave this hospital. I don't feel like you're giving me the right idea. I have to leave this hospital. I don't feel like you're giving me the right idea. I have to leave here. I leave right now. Yeah. But at some points, like, when your brain is out, someone has to say, you can't leave, man. You're not making my decisions. You're brain's out. Your brain's out. I thought they do do that sometimes if somebody's like so out of it. Like they just like sedate you. But they were just like, yeah, go get a smoke, but. Because I don't know, like, I don't know how you let someone with their brain possibly out,

1:03:41leave, I don't know. And how don't you put something out of the rain now? Listen, what if a piece of hail landed on top of the rain? Oh, while you're done. You're done. That's it. Didn't think about hail. That's it. Hail. I'm not a hail. Deathsens for this guy. I don't know what would happen. He'd just be like, oh! Oh! Oh! Hey, bye! I found that hail. Got ya. Oh! I mean, a hail, man. Oh, I'm not a hail. I'm not a hail. I'm not a hail. I'm not a hail. I'm not a hail. I'm not a hail. I'm not a hail. I'm not a hail. Hail, man. Hail hurts with bone up there. It's true. There's nothing up there, man. No. God raindrops! Dave, I don't know where he is. God, bring in the rain! Rain in the membrane. Rain in the membrane! God, some rain! In my brain! Watch out! Watch out. No! God. God. Rain. God, bring in my brain. God, bring in the brain! God, some rain in my brain! God, some rain in my brain! Oh, are we not listening to that?

1:04:41No. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Right to itself. Well, who knows it? Might be some swearing. Oh, yeah, I don't want to play. I don't know. Yeah. I know, imagination's run wild. Yeah. But you're playing. I'm not meant to be. Yeah. Yeah. You're running to the run. Yeah. I can't. I'm not meant to be. I can't stop. I can't stop running to the run. It's going to be a win. All day long. All day long. It's been a lot of fun. Let's see if we can get it. Can we? I'm trying. On the frame, get some of your stuff. Last hit. And then you can't stop. Oh, yeah. I'm in. I'm in. Yeah. I'm in. I'm in. It's been a lot of fun. I'm in. I'm in. It's been a lot of fun. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Oh, there we go. Oh, guys. Oh, guys. Oh, guys. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.

1:05:42I'm in the frame. I'm in the frame. I'm in the frame. I'm in the frame. I'm in the frame. I don't know what else to play. I don't know. I'm so scared. I just like an audience. I like an airplane taking off in the background somewhere else. Oh, I thought it was part of the song. No, it's not. I'm like, please turn it. It's an audio of the person taking it. I'm like, the song sounds terrible. It's a brain problem. It's like, it's just a song, I think. No, but when we get there, we're going to play on a full screen. That is real. Oh, when you see the full screen, that is awful. I hope we get more information. Yeah. No way. Yeah, he doesn't. He's really bad. All right, some prison news to get to today. Two stories. We'll tell you what a woman was smuggling in her titties in a moment. But first, another person fired for having sex with an inmate. And then turns around and gets a job somewhere else. Yeah, until the news found out.

1:06:44Here's the story from Ohio in 19 news. Diglis. Years ago, this woman admitted to having sex with an inmate and she was then fired. So we wanted to know how she managed to get hired as an officer again by university hospitals here. First, we want to warn you, though, that this report contains some explicit content. I bet. April, Woodside was hired by the Summit County Sheriff's Office to work as a deputy at the jail. Just four months into the job, record shows she began sending these risque photos of herself to a male inmate. What? 19 investigates, obtained the audio from when internal affairs question Woodside about her sexual relationship with that inmate, which happens to be a third degree felony in Ohio. We can intercourse. You have intercourse? Yes. Where does that take place? In the cell. Oh, my. Did he ever bunkmate at the time? Yes. Okay. Yeah. What was the bunkmate doing sleeping? Record show Woodside just fine. I'm pretending to sleep. Pretending to sleep. Sleeping almost an eye open.

1:07:46Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. Okay, it was wide away. Oh, my God. You didn't mean the bunk. There's no way he was. Record show Woodside was hired immediately. She was hired as a police officer at university hospitals, a Hoogha Medical Center in Beachwood. Next month, 19 investigates question UH about why they hired Woodside after she was terminated by the Sheriff's Office. One week later, UH sent us an email stating, based on the investigation into the circumstances of her hiring, the decision was made to terminate officer Woodside's employment with UH. We then asked UH whether they had contacted Summit County or requested Woodside's personnel file prior to hiring her. They haven't answered those specific questions. But the Sheriff's Office tells us that UH police did not contact them prior to or after Woodside's employment. We did reach out to Woodside, but she said she had no comment. The Summit County Sheriff's Office confirms that after two years, they are still conducting a criminal investigation into Woodside's actions.

1:08:49Wow. Yeah, man. It's, you just, I guess, move away and hope for the best. Yep. Hope people are lazy. Don't, don't check your stuff. Just bang right there in the cell, right? Bold. Very bold. Like, how did that other guy who was not really asleep, not going to be like, hey, is I be like, yeah, I'd be like, you're going to, I'm going to need a, at least, Andy. Right here. We're going to have to replicate that action down here in the lower bunk next year. Yeah. Well, I mean, once again, this is funny that the news was sitting around like, and we got a whore on the move. They keep track. They keep track. There they do. All right, this next story also involving a prison, a woman caught smuggling weed into prison. And I read the amount that was blown away like eight grand worth of weed under her boobs. I thought this girl has jugs. Yeah. That's her, but it turns out it was actually like 400 bucks worth of weed, but it's worth

1:09:53eight grand on the inside. Whoa, I'm sure that's a markup. That's why those drones are always flying that stuff. And yeah, big money. Leah Burke was caught in the act in the UK and ordered to court where the true value of her stash was revealed. The court heard that she attempted to smuggle weed with a street value of about 400 US, but behind bars, that price shoots up to almost eight grand to inmates. The 30 year old lady tried to bolt saying she wanted to go home only to get caught with the marijuana. Turns out she was already on thin ice. She already was on out on bail after a similar offense. This time she's been slapped with a 15 month sentence. They say the amount found was not for personal use, but was intended for a person who was threatening you and for extensive supply within the prison system. Although it seems like a small amount, it has a much higher value in prison into the thousands.

1:10:53Yeah, man. I mean, drugs in prison, it must just be like it's your only escape, right? Yeah. How are you so dumb to think you're going to be able to get that in there? They do, I think somehow. Sometimes they do. Sometimes they do. Yeah, sometimes they do. Sometimes they do. A lot of times they have a help, I think, from staff and things like that too. Yeah, like people that are banging in me. You know, they're like green leafy titties, huh? Go ahead. Look at those. I can smell it. This is a crazy story. A man in California lives in an apartment and he recently discovered that he's been getting an electric bill, the wrong bill for 18 years. That's so long. That's so long. He's been covering his neighbors usage. I love that you've done that for me. Here's the story about what happened to this guy from KVOR TV. Ken Wilson keeps a watchful eye on how much energy he uses.

1:11:57Every day that I go to work, I turn these breakers off. Especially in recent months with a high bill, he's tried hard to keep his usage low. I plug it into the wall. Even buying this device to tell him how many watts his appliances give off. He's got crazy because he was paying both like two of his and his neighbors. Yeah, he's like, electricity's out of control. Yeah, it's expensive. Why did everybody else freaking out? He must it must have just he crunched the numbers on it one day and it blew his mind and no one believed him. He bought a device to see how it divides. I think that he wasn't paying both. He's just a single guy, right? Yeah. The neighbors use a lot more electricity, but he was getting their bill by mistake and couldn't figure out because he thought he's not using that much. He shuts off the breakers. That's how mad it's.

1:12:5718 years. I mean, listen, I got to go home down to the basement, turn on my breakers every day when I get home, then go upstairs, go to the microwave, set the clock on the oven. No, we're like, oh my God. I'm just waiting in the butt back to the store here. Intrac his energy daily down to the exact number. Even after I turned off my breakers, I was I kept going outside to check my meter. The numbers to see if they was still running and it was still running and I couldn't believe it. He started taking a closer look at his bill when I was seeing these spikes with my breakers off. Then I said, I'm not looking at my meter. This is somebody else's meter Wilson called PG and E last week. They sent someone out and the light bulb clicked. This is the wrong one. Wilson has been paying for unit 90, not his unit 91, possibly for up to 18 years. He thinks since he lives alone, his bill should be lower than any other unit.

1:13:59Yep, I feel powerless right now because I can't control my own meter. PG and E told CBS 13, they made a mistake and want to make it right. After the meeting, we sincerely apologize for the oversight and regret any inconvenience caused by the duration of this issue. I just hope that this story is going to help others. I can't be the only one. A meter mishap as this paying customer hopes by his next bill, he won't be left in the dark. I had to do is have the come out and look at the meter. 18 years ago, he probably should have done that. Yeah, he probably did all this other his charts. He has. I know, but you never know. It's a beautiful mind type of. Yeah, I think you're just make a call. Can you come look at my meter? It's not right with my meter. Have you checked it out for me? Yeah, it's like I have my breakers off and my meter's still running. Can someone come and look at this? Oh, wrong unit. Oh, wow. We've been charging you for 18 years. You know what I could use? What? A neighbor paying my electricity bill with 2500 aquariums.

1:15:03Oh, God, Chuck. Yeah. I never found my own. I will. Most would think as a single man, your electricity bill shouldn't be that high. I'm number one, baby. That's all you need to know because you have all that hours. I have been in your number one in my whole neighborhood. They're like, try not to be like you. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm setting the, I'm setting the mark. So what do they got to do? They got to go look back at the bill he was paying and then his bill and then figure out the difference and then give him a check. No, that's it. They're not saying how they're going to try and make it right. Yeah, because to me, that's how you do it. Okay. So, you know, for 18 years, let's figure out the difference and now give me that. Yeah, because I feel like you could get like a million dollar check that way. Yeah. Something crazy. 18 years of no. They're like, we're not paying. Yeah. Staying that much money. No, they're not. They're not. He looks just like him. He does. No, no, really does. I didn't expect it. But I mean, I feel like that this whole man's whole setup is a, it's kind of like a disaster.

1:16:03If you look around, it's kind of a disaster that I feel like it's just, this is driven it to be a disaster. I think this has driven him mad. So yeah. 18 years ago, everything was as normal in his place. Yeah. I didn't have energy meters. He wasn't turning off his breaker every day. He didn't have charts and big eyes on his big screen TV. I think it is driven him in her own. I think so. I think that's kind of for the cut it anymore. All his money is being spent monitoring his electricity usage. He's like the electricity drove me to be in a mega death cover band. Yeah. I get it. It's like an ex-origin story, right? Yeah. It's not going to become an ectrower or something and that's a bright and cup of that. Yeah. He really likes that place too. He's say they're 18 years old. He's not leaving. He's not going to not leaving. No. Wow. Do you have a brutal murder or violent crime you wish to confess to? Don't call us. Our phone screener is already emotionally unstable as it is. Besides, we'd rather just hear about your extra marital affairs.

1:17:05Dave and Chuck the Freed. Dave and Chuck the Freed. We'll start with this. You're a douche. I'm not a douche. You're a stupid douche. You are a solid douche. I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the Universal World. You're a douche. Chuck the Freed. Salute. A douche bag of the day. If I asked you what your craziest day at work was, you might have to think about it. This guy doesn't. Okay. A spectrum worker in North Carolina parked his bucket truck on the side of the road the other day while he was working on some power lines. Yeah.

1:18:05And he was up in the bucket. And that's when a random guy jumped in to the driver's seat, stole the truck and started speeding down the road with him still in the bucket with the boom arm extended. You got to get that thing down. I don't know if you can while it's on the movie. There's like a piece of like oh god. Yeah. You're like thinking it's you're going to shake right out of it. Very scary. But you also could hit power lines. Oh no. Oh no. That's my first thought. Here's the story of how this one all came to be from WSOC TV. Dick Listen. Yes, Scott. I talked to Sheriff Depp and he's here in Cobalt County. They're telling me that he had been locked up last week for a misdemeanor larceny charge bonded out and then about two hours after getting out of jail. He was accused of stealing the bucket truck and he's south here along highway 18 for

1:19:07about a half a mile with the bucket up and the operator in it. A viewer shared this photo of the damaged spectrum truck after police say it was stolen overnight along highway 18 south of the North. Investigators say the worker was still inside the bucket with its boom extended as a thief drove more than a half mile down the road. Striking utility lines. At one point, police say the worker came out of the bucket and was suspended in the air by a safety strap attached to the bucket. So he's- David Hipsher worked in a bucket truck over the years trimming trees. He's thankful the worker wasn't seriously hurt. Police say the spectrum employee did injure his leg after cutting the safety strap and falling to the ground. I've been up 80 feet and you're that far up in the air. The wind can shift and make you move rock back two or three feet. No, so it's not for me. No, it had to be terrified. Tonight Frank Moody is accused of stealing the bucket truck. He's charged the gun and the assault with a deadly weapon. Larceny of a motor vehicle for more than 12 hours highway 18 was shut down as repairs were

1:20:12made to the line, damaged here. Barbara Ashtner says it's hard to think of the worker up in the bucket going down the road. I can't. I can't. I feel for that person's family. You know, he was just doing what he was supposed to do. That's true. And an eyewitness reached out to me this afternoon saying that he was seeing the sparks as the bucket truck was going down the road. He actually never crossed his mind that somebody would actually be in the bucket. He went down the roadway trying to get that bucket truck to stop when the driver got out and he realized what happened. He held him with another person until authorities could arrive. He put it live from Lador on Dave Verde, Chenle Line, Highway and Snews. So he just at some point decided I have to cut this strap. He's like a man who looks like Jeff Bridges just took the car. I'm like, like crazy Jeff Bridges. Yes. Late days Jeff Bridges. Yes. The dude. Yes. The dude. The dude turned 80.

1:21:12Yeah. Older dude. Oh. Oh. Court think he looks like the old man from Home Alone. He does. Right. Yeah. He's afraid of. Imagine that guy stealing your truck when you're up in a bucket. Yeah. And you're flying down a road in a bucket. It's like if that old guy started a meth lab. Yeah. Yeah. What's you could see happening? I'm thankful. Obviously they wear safety straps while they're in those things because that's probably the same thing. Yeah. I mean, that's that is nice. Like you out. Fly all the way down, but at the same time, if I fall out and I'm just dangling and you're going through power lines, that's not. No, usually it could have been so much worse or a hidden. How are they? How are those safety lines attached to them? Like if I'm dangling, I'm dangling from what? My leg, my crotch, what? Probably like the crotch thing, right? Like you go over your shoulders, maybe, maybe from the middle of your, I don't know though. I don't know. I don't know. I thought it'd be like a belt. A belt. I would think about.

1:22:13I'd like to snag those keys though. I'm going to go up there. No. Listen, I don't know if this is the way it is, but does the machine, like does the vehicle have to be on to run the boom arm? Because sometimes it is like that. It's just one of those safety lines you think anyone's going to take your. Most of the, these guys are doing it by themselves, right? So you can't let the truck running while you're in a bucket. When all this stuff was designed, there was like enough people to go around. I'm sure they never thought when they designed these boom trucks, it'll be just one solo guy. There were always like, there'll be a guy who drives the truck and a guy up in the boom making sure, because if something happens to you in the, in the boom arm and you're alone, it seems like there should be someone else with you. I thought that there was not that I think about it too much, but you would think that's a company itself wouldn't want them up there alone. Exactly. I've seen many of them.

1:23:13It's just them. Well, I think a lot of times it's just a guy goes out and buys the boom truck and decides, I'll, I'm going to start my own company and I'm going to do this, you know, I'll trim trees or I'll do whatever. Yeah, it's trapped around your whole body. It's what I thought. I just, they don't want you to fall out of it. But I mean, where is it attached? I don't know. Maybe on the side there. Yeah, it looks like a big loop on the side. And there's two up here. Still, I don't want to be dangling. No, I never want a dangle. I don't want a dangle in bag. Just don't. No dangling here. This is just shame. He couldn't be like, hey, crazy person. Let me get down real quick. Oh, you're going to steal it, huh? Hold on. There's like, give me a minute. You can take it. Let's take a minute. Just give me one minute. It's yours. I don't know if that guy would understand what you're saying. Yeah. He's like, we're all over around. I'm crazy. It's all right. I don't even think he says words. That's how I think he communicates.

1:24:14There's no reasoning with that. No, Frank Moody's. How many? How many? Oh, you're like, oh, God, here comes Frank Moody. Yeah. Yeah, he's got, who does he? Yeah. And he was just releasing, because you missed that part from jail two hours before this, right? Yeah, he had to get right back in. That's what he probably wanted, right? He's wearing every kind of shirt there is. Yeah. He's just in case, depending on what he shows up at. He's shirt. Yeah, pull a button down. And then, hoodie. Yeah. He's balding, but yet has a lot of hair hangs on to the rest. It's crazy. Bucket tracks, I guess, have an engine driven hydraulic pump, which is used to run the boom. It has to run, but they should be able to lock it. Maybe this guy did. Oh, okay. The lock at next time. They will. Yeah. You never want to fly down the road in the bucket. I might pass on all the, once I've gone, I think you'd have some post-traumatic stress problems. Oh, my God.

1:25:15Oh, my God. Probably. From flying down the road in the bucket. Like every single time you're up there, you look down and see someone walking towards the truck, you start to freak out. Yeah. As someone said, my son worked for Spectrum for three years. They are all single workers. You would think, though, that the bucket truck would have a kill switch if you tried to drive it while the bucket was in the air. Right. Yeah. If the bucket's up, the vehicle shouldn't be able to go into park. But if it's running, I guess, the technology is not there. No, like I said, it's designed for two. Ryan's with us in New Hampshire. Hey, Ryan, what's your comment? Hey, how's she going? Hey, how's she going? How's she going? Hey, so I'm alignment out here in New Hampshire. And I do the same type of work as that. I do that kind of truck so-and. Okay. So a lot of the times they will be solo kind of in that way. Right. But they have to leave the truck running or else the boom won't run. So that's the only sketchy part. Can you lock the truck? I mean, if you had a spare key, you could.

1:26:16Well, you generally don't have a spare key. Right. Yeah. So this is how we do it. I mean, let's not give this out there. Wow. The trucks are running and open. Yeah. All these guys are up in the bucket. Yeah. Unfortunately enough to have somebody with me. So like that won't happen. Knock on wood. Right. Be careful. Be careful. So if you were to fall out of this bucket, how are you dangling? So we have a, it's kind of like a five point harness type of deal. Okay. And it's kind of the harness is like up in the top of your back in a way. So it's like kind of the center of your back up towards the top. And then there's like a one D chord type of thing that like. It catches you as you fall. So it'd be dangling like a Mary in it. Yes. Yeah, pretty much. Wow. Not ideal. No, it's not. But I mean, it's not ideal to have it stolen while you're in the, no, not as I know. No, no, no, no, no. All right. Watch out for crazy guys that look like the old dude from home alone. Still here.

1:27:17Truck ride. Stay safe. All right. Thank you guys. All right. You too. Take care. This next story is hard to believe. And then you hear about a mystery that would be perfect for a TV detective. But someone in California had their car broken into the other day. They were parked outside of a school and they had gone inside the gym with their kid. Yeah. When they came back to the car, they saw that the back passenger window had been shattered. And when they looked inside, they noticed there was at least one thing missing. A cardboard box that the owner says contained $1 million in cash. Oh, yeah. Does everybody have a million dollar sign so why wasn't your car that was stolen? $1 million in cash. And just in a box. Yeah. In my cardboard box, that was for a rainy day. What kind of bills were it? $100 bills? They were the had various.

1:28:18The hundreds and one is cardboard. It was a size of one of those moving boxes, I think, if it was hundreds, all hundreds. I think he says. I think he should get her a guy. You need to focus on getting my million back. I bet. Bet you want that back. What were you saying? No, like couldn't they ask him the size of the box and then that much money would have a certain volume to it. It would have to be of a certain size. Is it a lot of questions? Does a million dollars just fit in like a briefcase? I don't know. I think it's literally like just once like a couple of steps. It's not too bad. Yeah, I don't think it's as much. Damn. As it is in the movies, you know, like a place full of money. Please say they also discovered a GPS device attached to the car that the victim wasn't aware of. So someone was tracking this person. Okay, well, I mean, if I even caught a glimpse that someone was going to have a cardboard box of the million dollars in it and I had a tracker.

1:29:22Why would you carry around a million in cash? I don't understand. Why would you carry around a thousand? Right. It's just that I could see more than a million. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's incredibly interesting. But unfortunately, there aren't any more details yet. The cops are investigating both the break in and the claim that there was a million dollars in cash inside that was stolen. None of it adds up yet. It is like a movie plot, isn't it? Where I can't remember what movie it was where like they were the whole thing was we're going to get this money and then we're going to pretend that it was stolen. But we're going to be the ones that actually steal it. Million dollars in hundred dollar bills would weigh about 22 pounds. Oh, light enough to lift if it was in 100. Yeah. It was like thousand dollar bills or which they do make those like they do make a thousand dollar bills. Well, that's crazy. Yeah, I don't know. They'll get to the bottom of that. Uncle Sam will be like, how'd you get a million?

1:30:23You're going to have to open up a car wash or something. That's a tough spot, right? Because you want your million back. You want cops to investigate it. But yet, how did you get that million? I see. No, that's, I don't know what I say. Because he know. And someone knew he had that in the car to put a GPS tracker on it and wait for him to leave the car so they could take it all. Seems shady. It does. I mean, the transport of a million dollars in a cardboard box says all that you really need to know. Like if you were legit and had a million dollars, what are you keeping it in? It's all digital. It's digital. Yeah, you're right. That's how you would do it. I think this person's hopeful that they're going to get a million for nothing. Oh my God. Well, I was, I always joke like if you had a house fire or if you had something like that, you're like, you're not going to believe this stuff that burned up. Right.

1:31:23A billion dollars burned up. All of the fine treasures that I found myself. You can get a pirate ship. Big, big trouble for reporting something that wasn't there, right? That's, yes. But it feels like this guy's going for it though. Yeah. It feels like he's giving it a whirl. It's hard to believe story, but they're looking into it still right now according to the police department. I just can't even imagine if legitimately I was like, okay, today I have to transport for some reason one million dollars from my business to a bank. But I have to make one quick stop. One quick stop to work out. Why are you working out? Let's drop in. Wasn't they dropping the, were they working out? I thought they were. No, they were dropping their child. Oh, they went to school. They went to school. They went into the school's gym.

1:32:24Okay. I heard the gym part. I didn't realize. Yeah. I heard the gym part. I thought they were working out. You should get all your errands done. Yeah. Oh, right to the drop off that mill. I don't say what kind of car it was or anything. They don't say anything. It's a very small report here on the official police department crime summary. Yeah. Like if you didn't know about this, if it wasn't like tracked or anything like that and you just saw a box and someone's car, so you smashed a window and grabbed it and then opened it up and it was a million dollars. Number one, you're probably freaking out because that's amazing. But who's million did I just take? I feel like I'm getting murdered. Yeah, which scary, scary person. And how do I find out how to give it back to them? Right. And apologize. Sorry. I'll pay for the window. I bought everything. Yeah. Who are you? They'll be coming for it. Any jobs? You're going to have cool jobs. I. Amber is with us here. Amber, you had a comment on this story.

1:33:25Yeah. So a while back, I used to work for a Bringscape company. Okay. And they're cash from like, Count and cash. So I felt a million dollars in my head. Easily the way you can stack them, the boxes that you get for like paper from staples to like, review your print. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They could fit in there. Oh, okay. Wow. That's crazy. I thought it would be a big crazier. But it just all depending on what kind of bills there were too, right? Yeah. Yeah. Um, most of the time because we would get stuff from like local businesses like McDonalds and stuff. So a lot of 20 years and 50s and stuff. But yeah, it needs to put it in a box like that easily. What's the security like in a room where you're counting millions of dollars? I think it's very stressful. There's a lot of doors, cameras. There are like a bunch of cameras around you, making sure you're not putting up in your pocket. Right. Once for you and one for me. I am.

1:34:25Right. Yeah. You're really tight on security when it comes to making sure that you're not leaving with what you think I'm with. Yeah. I get that. Thanks, Amber. Thanks for calling in. I often think about how bad it brings driver. I'd be. When I see those trucks parked them like I'd be bad at that. Oh man. I'd be like, hey, don't kill me. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not putting up. Yes. I'm not putting up a fight. I'm not here to fight. So heavily on my problem would be the temptation. Hmm. The temptation of you're like, hey, you know what? You're doing a run today. $275 million behind you. Yeah. Just right in the back. It's not a movie. 275 million. Where are you picking up from? $275 million in the back. There's a guy that Zach, the Zach, the artist played in that movie masterminds that did that. Yeah. Like he was a brink sky or whatever. And like this amount of money disappeared because these other people stole it and this money's unaccounted for. Still they say it could be like the biggest heist and wow. All history.

1:35:26And one recently, was it in Los Angeles? Were they broken to that like, brings factory. Yes. Yeah. That's a wild one. It just went away, right? I believe they never were able to 75 million or something. It was like it was a ridiculous amount. They found the warehouse. They keep money. Yeah. Whoever thought of that. And the ceiling or something. My God. That's organized crime stuff. Yeah. In Oklahoma, a man cited an urgent need to poop after being clock driving at an excessive speed by a Tulsa traffic cop the other day. According to the Tulsa Police Department, the officer clocked a convertible going 123 miles an hour in a 65 mile an hour zone. Yep. That's usually they take your car from you and but you get mad about that. When asked for the reason for driving fast, the driver said, I have to poop so bad it's unbelievable. They say they understand that a sense of urgency can arise when nature calls, but in

1:36:30lieu of speeding, they encourage you to stop at a gas station or convenience store and take care of business. So I didn't work for that person. They were going a little too fast. Yeah. If you actually pooped yourself, if you were like, I got to be the first thing I, to me, if you're going that fast and you know you're about to get in a lot of trouble, just let it go. Poop yourself, poop yourself and be like, this is what happened because once you get pulled over, if you're really that urgent, you should poop yourself, right? Like, if it's that urgent and you can't, yeah, like I am. You put yourself in and you get to take it. At least it's a bad day. It's a bad day. It's a really bad day. It's a really bad day. And maybe once the sirens go off, like your body freaks out so much that it just, no or it just turns off. I doubt it. It turns the urgency off. Do you think are there cops listening you think that would cut someone a break if they actually pooped themselves?

1:37:31If you rolled down the window, told them that and then they got a whiff. I don't think they cut you a break. I don't. You'd sit in that poop when they really would take it. We watched that one lady who like walked around to the front of the car and dropped a, you know, pinched a loaf right in front of the cop car and that guy didn't go easy on her. She was like, hold on a second. That was intentional and it's opposed to like, she couldn't control it. Oh, I feel like. You know what I mean? I understand. I understand. So I mean, that was an malicious fecal distribution and I lost control of my battles. Is that what you do though? Do you just get out of your car real quick and do it? So it's not called on. You can't get out of your car, can I take it down? Yeah, you'll be shocked. Just put your ass out on the car. And then you'll definitely poop yourself. Yeah, because that's what happens when you die. I know it's bad advice, but I mean, maybe just open the door and put you. No, I don't open the door.

1:38:32No, but you can't do any of that. I do, I think the right cop might, I do honestly, Chuck, I think the right cop might cut you a break if you actually had pooped yourself. It depends on how fast you're going. You know, it depends on a lot of things. I can't have a rocker. I can't have a rocker. They get really angry. Police officers from Detroit said, if someone was being cool, I'd let them go. If they were a dickhead, they can crap their pants while I write the ticket slowly. Oh, man. You could tell because I'd be crying. I mean, you know, I mean, if I poop my pants, man, I'd weep as well. Oh my God. There's just my life's totally different after that. Jake is with us. Hey, Jake, how are you? Good, are you? How's she going? How's she going? We're wondering if cops ever cut people a break when they actually have to poop or have pooped themselves. So back when I was in high school, my mom used to drop me off at school first and then

1:39:34drop my brother off. On the way from drop my brother off, she let a douce in her pants and she was flying home to clean up. And right outside of winter, there's a little south. And she got pulled over by a sell police officer and she said, I just pooped my pants and he said, get out of here, go home and clean up. So she got off by, yeah. That's nice. That is nice. That is nice. And unfortunately, you did tell her story on the radio, but that is. Yes, sorry, mom. Everyone knows now his mom pooped herself, Jake's mom. Someone said I got pulled over for speeding one morning and my way to work. I told him I drank too much coffee and I had to pee so bad. He let me go. No ticket. Now I will say there is some speeding and then there is reckless driving type speeding. And I do think that if you're going like 15 over, they might be, they might cut you a break or whatever. This guy was going like 50 over. Yeah. North of Boston left a Cudoba.

1:40:35Who you? Hit me 10 minutes later. You know. Not pulled over doing 120 in a 40. Oh my, don't do let me go because as I was pulling over, I did crap myself. See, you just go all in at that point, just do it, fill them up. That's, I think that's the only thing that got him let go and that scenario, which is, but still wild. The cop was still incredibly cool. Another officer said I've been involved with this. It all depends on your attitude. So listen, if you've crapped yourself just, I mean, start weeping like you say, maybe, oh, you'll know. So couple, right away, maybe I won't have to say a word. I just the look that I give them with the tears in my eyes. He's going to think my family, something really tragic happened to my family and then they'll smell it and go, ah, say no more. I didn't say a thing. You don't, you don't have to. You just nod and give me a wave. And I cry and give them a head nod. Oh, the horrible day.

1:41:37I mean, great. You didn't lose your car or get a crazy ticket, but still you, now your car's ruined. You've pooped on your seat. Yeah, I mean, I'm hoping that whatever sweatpants I have on that day, my god, they would hate it. They already know. They won't. They won't. It's not coming out like a solid turd. No, yeah, if it's an urgent situation, it's going to be, we all know coming home from working a shift in the R. I got pulled over doing 55 and a 35. I thought I was going to throw up as the offer was taking officer was taking my information. I told him to move as quickly as possible. I opened the door and barfed. I barely missed his feet. He let me go. That's good. Yeah, that's nice. I thought he was telling the cop, hey, can you move it along? Yeah, can you do this as fast as I can say that? Oh my god, don't say that. Officer Andy would have pepper sprayed you. Oh, yeah. You throw up.

1:42:38Someone said I have ulcerative colitis. I did poop so bad. Made it to target just in time to poop, but it was Easter and they were closed. Wait, we'll try to go to it. Target on it. Why isn't the door opening? Back into the car, pooped my pants in the car. Yeah, I mean, I'm just, I guess I just get bent down behind one of those red balls. No, then you're on their camera. And now it's malicious. What do you do? I don't know. Can you spot the man pooping a target? I give them a chance. I try to find the camera and give them the finger. Their fault. Someone else said that got pulled over my way to work. Oh, I was going 98 miles an hour on 94 in Metro Detroit. I have severe IBS and it kicked in out of nowhere, almost pooped myself when the cop pulled

1:43:38me over. The sheriff was very understanding, but did follow me to the nearest gas station. Hmm. Oh, like, can I get a lights and sirens or deal? Oh, that'd be nice. I could be nice. Let's fly. Let's, let's, but also embarrassing. Well, yeah. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. It's a good blocking off. I'm going to block it off. It's a blow is ass up. They're like, get it out of the way. I think. Guys out Joe Biden just died by it. No, that was just, you know, it was taking an eye. It's red. And it was a police escort. They were things. No, that's screaming something about it. He needs to go to the bathroom. Police escort to poop. He's incredible. Well, what I like to have one of those. I don't know. I don't need that. I don't need that. I don't need that. I don't need that. I don't need that. I don't need that. I want my own little siren that I can just put up there. I was like, like a 70s cop.

1:44:38You know, like a poop. Whoa. Get that thing up there. Let's go. Did he wait? Did the officer wait while you pooped? Wait until he went in. I don't know if he stayed the whole time. He's got the lights on and the whole thing. How did everything go, man? Everything good? When you'd expect. You need me to take your home and you're good from here. I need to just wait here for a minute, but. Yeah, police escort to poop. That's incredible. It's a lot. But you didn't get a ticket. I'll take the embarrassment. I will take the embarrassment. Because the people inside the gas station are like, what? I don't know. If you have a guy flies in and then a cop is escorting in. I think most women would take the ticket over the police escort to pooping out. The whole, if there was like lights and the whole thing. But also just the way that I'd be walking. Because I've done this where I've I've I've pulled into like a Walmart. I think you are. I've been desperate. Desperately pulled in you up. Can you show me how that would go?

1:45:38It would be. There's a lot. There's a poop bar. The poop bar. I'm going to let it out. You got to pause. Sometimes you got to pause. Can't take too big a step. No, no, no. It's always full too. The bathroom's always full when you get there. You got to wait. Someone else has already had that idea. These are officers. Good. Yeah. Yeah. You got to. He's got his gun out. Pulls a gun on the guy's. Yeah. I'm a star. Yeah. Flush is it. Thank you. It's yours. Go. Go. He's legit. See if he did the walk. Oh, yeah. You've known, man. You know from my tears, my walk. Tears. That walk will give you everything. There's been a couple of times in my life where I've been in that walk. Yeah. And I've taken one step and I've like. If I take one more step. Yeah, that's why I say. I've got to pause. Yeah, I've got to pause. I've got to pause. You got to pause.

1:46:38I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Some one has a story just like this. Best friend was doing over 100 on a freeway. Officer told him if he pooped himself right then and there like he claimed he had to, he's free to go. He let it rip and the officer let him go. Okay. That's crazy. The cop says to you, fine, poop yourself right now. If you have to go that bad, I not let you go. Do you poop yourself? Does your body cam on that? You said. I mean, I don't know. This was pretty good. I believe you. If I'm ever in this scenario, it is the razor's edge. I'm already on the razor's edge. Okay, but he's saying to you now, poop yourself. I've already had a conversation. It's probably too late. I probably am pooping myself. You've pooped yourself. I'm pooping myself. I just do. And I lawyer up immediately. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. He's still like he's saying. Yeah. Because once that, things on the table, you need like a brown flashing light. You can say about that.

1:47:40And everyone you'd see it coming. I don't know what kind of siren it would. Loud, real loud. JR is with us in Cape Coral. Hey, JR. Hey, buddy. And everybody. Okay, so very embarrassing. Approximately five years ago, I got food poisoning from I don't know where. Yeah. I was not going to make it home. I was not going to make it to a gas station. But there was a grocery store parking lot right near where I was. Yep. And I opened both doors and did it between the doors. There was no way I was pooping in my truck. No way. Between the doors of all of your vehicles. Yes. Okay. Yeah. All right. At least you were shielded. You guys are like truth, sir. You can get anything out of America. Well, a lot of poop stuff. Yeah. Absolutely. It's mostly bound to poop and pus. Unfortunately, JR, thanks for calling it. We watch videos like that. We're by the car. Yeah.

1:48:40They're caught on video. They don't even know. Yes. Three of my three of my neighbors went to play like late night hockey somewhere and on the ride home. One of them was like, pull over. I have to go to the bathroom. And then he got out of this person's truck and then pooped all over their wheel. Like they thought, oh, he's going to pee. No, he had to go, he had to do since he was uncontrollable. And he pulled his pants down, leaned against the truck and let it all loose. He got the way. We on the way at least. It was to keep yourself upright. That's what he said. That really, it's a real thing. He leaned up against my car and I had to hock the horn at you. I drive away. I'm driving. No, please. I don't want to see you pretend. I don't want to see you pretend to car food right now. No, pull your pants down. Oh my God. Why? Stop it.

1:49:41But it went on the steering wheel. No, the wheel. The tire. Go the tire. The outside of the wheel. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like on the rim. Like all over the rim. No. I see. I'm driving over. And they just drive. I'm quite upset though. Like you. I mean, I wouldn't want it to happen on my car. No. But. I'd never really happened to poop in that situation. I don't know. I wouldn't find a lean type. Then I think I'd run into the woods and dig my pants. No one expected it. No one expected it. I'm not leaning against your car and pooping on it. No, that's what I'm. I'm not pooping on any of my friend's cars. No. I'm not pooping in front of my friend. I would take off on you. And you just be at the side of the road with your ass out. Yeah. I would just hit the gas. If I saw Fiko Madder exiting your backside and flying on my vehicle. You're on your own now. Yeah, no, that's real. It's a real thing. One more call here. Steven's in LeBone. You were talking about this guy that was caught doing 123 in a 65 and he told the cop it's because he had to poop so bad.

1:50:42What's your comment? I mean, I have had to have to work out, pulled over. My seatbelt was undone and because I had to poop real bad. He let me off with a warning thing. God, but if you ever get stuck, I'm a driver. So I get stuck probably once a week having to like poop my pants like no joke. I got my foot. You know, he feels like a female. Almost. Yeah. Yeah. That's what doctor you see. That hasn't happened. Yeah. Loads. Loads has the best bathrooms like in their all over the place. I don't usually go to home depot. So I'm not sure, but lows. They're always clean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Another great one. That was good after all that wood. Huh? It is right by the wood. The whole depot one is by the wood. The lows that I go to sometimes they don't know ones ever in there. So I can imagine it. No, no, it's ever in there. Yeah. The best part. Right. One of the. Yeah. A real secret spot that I know of that's always nice and clean is like a Michaels. Yeah. Don't go ahead of Michael.

1:51:42I know. Yes. Loses. I know. Yes. Loses is more reliable. But boy, do the old ladies take care of those bathrooms. I feel like lows is too much walking to get to the bathroom. It's like a lot. Is it a great thing to back like Home Depot is in the back, I think. So Home Depot is the one that I know is like you go say if you went in that entrance where the construction guys go in. Yeah. It's usually right to the right of that in the front. Yeah. It's not a bad location. Never used to it, but I thought it was in the front. Yeah. Yeah. The one and I are the my own depot. I know is like way in the bay. It's a it's a stretch to get there. So if you have to go to bed, you would have to make that home. Mm-hmm. Because you'd poop yourself on your way to that bathroom. There is no doubt. All right. In other driving news, a woman in Colorado called Launfortment to report that eight vehicles were following her. Turns out she was just paranoid because she was drunk and high and cocaine. Okay.

1:52:43The driver got herself in trouble after calling the cops to report eight vehicles were following her during a drive down Colorado's I 70. Their team fielded a call from a neighboring county related to a driver and passenger. Believe they were being followed while traveling on the mountainous interstate as the couple crossed into a different county. Local deputies were able to make contact. The couple in the vehicle claimed eight cars had been following them on the highway and also stopped at the same gas station they stopped at. The couple also said the vehicles had followed them. Deputies did not see any vehicles at all around the car. The female driver allegedly admitted to consuming both alcohol and a large amount of cocaine prior to driving. And when she agreed to roadside tasks, she failed to complete them comparable to what a sober person would. Yeah. She was arrested and booked on multiple charges. They say the lesson is simple. But drive under the influence not only can many drugs result in impairment, paranoia

1:53:44can also be a side effect. People don't exercise that right to remain silent. They don't. They don't. They just sing. But I think the drugs play a part in that right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not a right mind. Yeah. When I had that allergy medication and I drove home paranoid. Yeah. I guess I would have been impaired, right? If I. Yeah. Yeah. It was a strategy medication. No, but I mean, something was mentally wrong with you. Right. I get the stop sign. I was so terrified to move. I was paranoid that I was going to get hit if I went through the stops. But it wouldn't be illegal. It just be a bad drug interaction. Yeah. Yeah. Still amazing. I mean, I would love to get you on some of that just from time to time, just from time to time. Just put them in a room and see what happens. Type of thing. More observation. One and done with that. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Whatever that was. Yeah. All right. Now, a couple that had a partially nude man breaking to their house, but he picked the

1:54:47wrong house to break into because they shot him. Yeah. Well, they found his pants on their porch. Here's the story on this one from KSTK TV. Diglis into their report. Man, got inside a home in this Haley Hills neighborhood and gave a sleeping couple quite a scare. Our officers received a call for a home invasion and a shooting. Police later identified the suspect as 47-year-old Cedric Marshall of Wellston. Prosecutors charged him with burglary and assault. According to court documents, Marshall first walked through the couple's unlocked back door. Mr. Marshall then stood over the husband and wife while he was half naked. And that awoke. The homeowners. The court documents further revealed the furious husband ordered him to leave, but Marshall then lunched at the homeowner and stated you'll have to shoot me. Police say when the two men struggled, the homeowner shot Marshall once in his chest

1:55:47before the 225-pound partially nude suspect collapsed in the family's backyard. Neither the couple nor their five and 10-year-old children were hurt. Police say a wounded Marshall left a blood trail inside the couple's home. Officers found the suspected burglars pants on the couple's back porch. Right now investigators tell us they still don't know why he targeted that couple's house. I don't know that he really had a choice in the matter. Samantha Denny lives down the street. I'm very glad that he was able to defend themselves and get him out of the house. In a statement, St. Louis County prosecutor Wesley Bell said quote, Missouri law clearly provides homeowners with the right to protect themselves, particularly while on their property. It is scary. Robert Townsend five on your side. What was he up to? Why did he take his pants off? I think sometimes you just, you've taken that one combination of drugs that gets you

1:56:47nude and then you just start your own adventure. Like you don't know where it's going to end up, but sometimes you're in people's backyards and you're like, I should see if the door is open. And then every once in a while someone leaves the door open. It happens a lot. It does. I think a lot of back doors are open. I think so too. We not like that. Also that. Also that. Both cases. Yes. But also a lot of back doors. Hey, if you have kids, listen, my boys all the time, I'm like, who left the door open? You know, I'll get up in the morning. I'm sure especially when you're letting a dog out or something like that, like people just, you know, you never know when someone's on their own crazy adventure that night. This has got to be so embarrassing for this guy's. This is what happens, I guess, when Ivy League men's lacrosse porrairs, Ivy League. So they're top. Yes. Over their game, right? Yep. When they tried to work out with a Navy seal at his level, come on. For about 45 minutes, all five of them are hospitalized.

1:57:51Yeah. Yeah. That, I mean, they have got to be incredible athletes themselves. Sure. Yes, but you need to see a whole, the whole US military, a certain percentage. I don't know what it's for. Yes. It would be like a point five, like get through. Get through. Most of the people that show up don't get through. They're like, it's lacrosse, man, did you have to do the underwater thing? I bet he made him do it. Did he make him go underwater? Like, why are they in the hospital? Well, five members of the Tufts men's lacrosse team are still hospitalized after this work out with the Navy seal. And the story on that from Boston's WHDHTV, TIGALISIN. Kim, those five students on the lacrosse team in the hospital as a result of a workout. And tonight we're hearing from a doctor who explains just exactly what these players are dealing with. A dozen members of the men's lacrosse team hospitalized after a voluntary workout. The 45-minute session held on campus was led by a Navy seal who was a Tufts alum.

1:58:52It's tragic. Hopefully it's a speedy recovery. The school confirming the player's suffer from a condition known as RABDO Myelisus, where overexertion leads to muscle tissue releasing proteins into the blood. Most patients notice discolored urine. The condition can be serious. And in some cases, deadly. Dr. Todd Cutler says it has little to do however with someone's physical fitness. I definitely feel like we want to make sure to keep all of our athletes safe. But I know that I just wish the best for those who had to go to the hospital. Soon athletes and Tufts reacting to the news that five students are still in the hospital. You can essentially give anyone RABDO Myelisus if you push them with an exercise regimen that is past their capacity. So you force someone to spin for an hour if they've never done it before in their lives. But they can run so they can keep up with the activity. Dr. Cutler says most patients make full recoveries. You will see a lot of patients end up staying hospitalized for a long time, especially if

1:59:54the quality of the muscle has strength like very big muscle bodies in the body, or muscle. However, some of that extended hospitalization is probably not completely necessary in infants and certain cases. Dr. Todd Cutler. Oh my God. He was a real boring man. Talks to you like Tony, can I die as a holy hell talk? That there will be an independent investigation into the workout that was held. They're also saying that they are monitoring the condition of all of the other members of the team. I'm sure that they don't have this condition begin to surface in the days ahead. Meanwhile, all of the practices I should say for the team have been postponed as they continue to monitor those players. So they didn't even do anything while they were just like we brought this guy into the lacrosse field and we he just made them run and do just a workout with the graduate of a Navy SEAL program. Yeah, I mean 45 minutes.

2:00:55It's like trying to keep up with that David, David Goggins guy or whatever who's like he's like, I run 14 marathons a day. Stay hard. You know, that's like embarrassing. Yeah, I think it's embarrassing. No, not just one. Right. It was just me, the one guy who's alive. It's five. It's about. Yeah. Oh God. It's really worse. But, you know, like we've done this or at the beginning of the baseball season, we do like these pretty intense workouts for the guys. And you can always tell like there are certain players that have played football in the off season. They're used to just being driven to the point where they're throwing up and, you know, so they show up and they're like killing the workouts. They're totally fine. But the guys who, you know, like my own son is like, I played some tennis. You know, like you know, golf tennis, video games, some of those guys show up and it's like, they're, they're puke it. Like, you throw up. It's like, okay, that's like four of them. That's four of them.

2:01:55They have not been training in the off season. They have not been training. The show that has mastered the classic formula for the best morning commute. Come out here. You make D jokes, he must jokes. You say the same stuff. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Dave and Chuck the freak. Dave and Chuck on X. Time for Ask, Dave and Chuck the freak. That's where you can reach us through email email at davanchugthafreek.com. That's email at davanchugthafreek.com. And on the way, how did a listener's crazy three way involve the stroke victim? Could a guy tell his lady that she has to shave her face? But first, what is a listener's female roommate asking him to do?

2:02:58He says this. So guys, for the last three years, I've had a female roommate. It's been a relationship that's worked out well for both of us. Like Chuck, there was nothing physical or romantic between us. Yep. But here's the difference. He just suggested we get married. Now there's still nothing physical or romantic, but she thinks it would be a good financial decision, like a business relationship. And she's looking at from a tax perspective. We're both kind of struggling right now. And she put together a really compelling argument until you get divorced. Right. And then it comes to me. I actually want to get married to someone that you actually like. I don't think the tax incentives at great really right? I guess is that in this scenario, she's in love with him. Yeah, I think you just nailed it. I've crunched the numbers. Yeah.

2:03:58What are you looking at there, Jill? There's different tax incentives if we were to get married. Wow, you really made quite a pie chart there. It says here though, we have to consummate. Oh, wow. Jill, I don't know. I've underlined that and made it bold. Because this is thing, like, doesn't it almost like I thought this was going to be one of those things where people are like, well, if we don't, we don't get married by the age 30, we'll just get married to each other. And I'm always like, okay, well, then that means you at least want to have sex with each other. You would, at least you would, if you agree to that. Yeah, but you don't like each other enough to date. But yeah, like it's not like, or I think sometimes like you know that person. It's like, if you dated that person, it's going to lead to something serious. And you're not ready for something serious. So because I do think like some girls don't realize, oh man, why'd the guy leave? Because sometimes like you look at a girl and you're like, well, that's a serious type

2:04:58of girl that you get involved with. And that's not where we're at at the time. So. But this whole financial arrangement thing is silly. I mean, eventually it won't work out financially. Right. You have to hire lawyers and. Well, and it can really bite you in the ass because you know, so you get married to your friend. And then you guys have kind of a falling out. But during that time, you have become very successful at something. And now according to the court, you owe half of everything to this person that like really wasn't there for you in the same way. They'd have to have a prenup, right? That's a prenup. That's going to be an expensive thing to take you. But, but a prenup only takes care of things that were made before you got married. Right. So if you made money, when you couldn't put in the prenup, you'd have no matter what happens during the relationship. Yeah, I mean, I'm stupid though. It's a stupid idea.

2:05:58Yeah, I don't know. I think it's too risky. I think it's too risky. What else would you be saving money on besides taxes? I mean, health insurance, you could get. I think you both will be paying for stuff for sure. Like you're making kind of a commitment. Like let's go buy a home instead of. I know, I know, I know. Like, no, I know. But like this is, I'm trying to think of like what are the upsides, right? Like don't buy a home. I don't think there is upside. There is no upside. Maybe you'll save a couple hundred bucks at the end of the day. If that, when you add in all the fees that's going to get cost to get divorced and maybe get a prenup, but do all the numbers, like we're, let Jill do the full math here. Yeah, she's, I think she's only showing you the good numbers. No, no, no. I'm a kind of visor and like a cal, timey calculation. Yeah, she's really working on it. Yeah. She's in love with you, so. Yeah, that's how I think so. It doesn't sound right to any of us, but again, none of us are financial experts here. So we don't know just how much you could save. If you're both struggling, it sounds like you're not making a ton anyway. So how much could the savings actually be? Right.

2:06:59I mean, and maybe it's not just financial, but they're looking at like, hey, we've lived together. For three years, we don't fight. We don't have any drama. Like I could see an argument being made like, hey, this kind of works, right? And it's like, yeah, but you just don't have a physical thing. So if you were like, you can go have sex with anyone you want. The problems you're going to fall in love with someone else, you're going to want all those things with someone else. Right. And they're going to cut your mind. You're married. Oh, yeah. Okay, never mind. For tax reasons? Right. It's one of them trying to get in the country is one of them trying to. I see. Yeah, right. Good luck explaining that setup to a new girl. Oh my God. Explaining to a girl that you live with a girl. That's already hard enough. It's hard enough. It's hard enough, especially if the girl is like even remotely attractive. It's like, what? It's like, yeah, this is the way it is.

2:08:02Doesn't seem like there's any positives here. Yeah, that's a terrible idea, honestly. Oh man. Don't get married ever. But you know, especially not fake marriage. No, my God. Because again, too, it is fake. Right. It's a scam. Yeah. So many things can go wrong. To me, they far outweigh the positives. So you just, but that's our advice. In life, you want to try to not be tied down to anyone that you don't want to be tied down to. Right. So now this, this guy had a three way involving a stroke victim. Did he not want you to do it? No, no, no, no, no, nothing like that. We'll not be reading that email for a context. But so I had a stroke. I can't do some stuff.

2:09:02I'm calling you in as a bowl to please my wife. Not really. Okay. Here's what's happened. And this guy also reached out to us. Email at DavinChuckTheFreak.com. He says something interesting happened. X of mine who I chat with occasionally, nothing reskayer or anything. We just say hi. We haven't dated in a long time. I kind of messed the relationship up a couple years ago. I got a phone call about her new boyfriend cheating on her in a three way. That same year, I get another call on my birthday about eight months later. And she seems a little out of it. Your boyfriend grabs the phone and says, oh, she wanted to let you know that she had a stroke. Oh, she had the stroke. She's now 38. She can understand questions. But it's hard for her to form a proper answer. Okay. One of her hands also has something going on. So, a little time later, we FaceTime for a couple of minutes saying hi.

2:10:05She starts sending me regular picks of what she's doing. That's how she can talk without words now. Okay. A couple of kissy face photos because she's a girl. And then boom. A titty pick pops out. Oh, wow. Oh, man. And then both. You don't know if you're dealing with someone who's so I send her a message. Nice boobs. Say, hey, you trying to hook up with an old flame? And she sends a pick of her and her boyfriend both topless. Oh, no. You know, titty grab hold. The classic formation. Yeah. Titty grab hold. Yeah. Yeah. A caption says three way question mark. Holy crap, cakes. What? This guy has into it. Yeah.

2:11:05He says, I've had a fun rumble in the sacs over the years. A couple of three ways and other things. Not really into another dude involved. Unless I know the person, but a three way with the next that had a stroke with her man after we broke up. Oh, he hasn't done it yet. He's asking if he should do it. So there's a guy involved. Yes. The boyfriend. The boyfriend is obviously in on this. Okay. What should I do? Should I show off my skills and take control or just walk away? I've got picks and texts if you want to see them. Oh, I didn't see that. Yeah. Well, yeah, you gotta send them now. Yeah. And then after you do it, we want a video. Oh, you do. My, I want to chase the things. Jason, Jason, you sick bastard. I am saying, you think he's going to get more than a bargainist for in this one? Or do I think he's going to be distracted for a second and then there's going to be a man visiting Taintown.

2:12:06Oh, oopsie, oopsie. Oh, I thought it would be fine. Oh, I thought that was hers. No, no, yikes. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. I mean, how bad do you want to have sex? Yeah, I mean, that's what it comes down to, right? I like someone to be able to, to what, yeah? Just like communicate with me and like let me know, I gotta, gotta make sure like you can't just sign. She can point to things and guess, I mean, I hope. Does it all know what she looks like? He said she's still. I don't think so. She looks good. Yeah. I think I would want to stay out of it. I think the question is, do you want to have sex potentially with a man? Or have they involved? At least a threat of it. Yeah. A threat of his mouth on places where you weren't expecting it. Wow. Like him being shirtless in the pick is him flirting with him. Yes. 100%. Yeah. So that's what you're in for. Yeah. I feel like do it.

2:13:07You're in. You say go for it. Yeah. It's on my voice. How many opportunities do you get to do that? Well, he said he's done it already. So it's like old hat. That was like joke, Victor. I know, but I mean, he also has like that crazy action hand going on. I know. I don't know what's happening there. Could be every week. Victor of a different kind of stroke. I don't know, guys. I listen to each their own in life, you know, to each their own for sure. It doesn't sound like our bag. But if it's yours, I don't know what to tell this man about his stroke victim sex. No, I just don't. I think it's going to be more than he bargains for. And as long as he's kind of fine with that, maybe he's kind of fine. Yeah, you know, but if you don't think a man is going to press you, I mean, that's what's easy. He's in for it. I think it's going to be more of that dude. Yeah, I think the dude is maybe sexually starved and some life master here. You know, it seems like it.

2:14:08Yeah. Maybe we should turn this one over to. Oh, Jesus. Let's ask Vader. All right. He's going to do it. Should he get into a three way with the stroke victim and her potentially bisexual boyfriend? Let's ask him. See what he says. Shake it up the Vader mug. Can't see a thing. Oh, yeah, that's shocking. Why? It's a surprise. Come on, Vader. Yeah, Vader just has a guitar. You darker than Vader, Jason. That's right. That's right. There's a shooter. What are you up to over there? Oh, my God. That's it. Dang. Wow. Yeah. Yes. Oh, God. That's creepy. Oh, my God. That's creepy. Yeah, be careful, dude. Because then you don't seem too opposed. Otherwise, you would have shut it down right away. But, uh, please, yes, send us those picks and text to email it.

2:15:12David Juck the freak.com. And then let us know if you decide to go through with it or not. Yeah. Jason would love all the details. He wants a video. I want to know. Curious. Something I've never dabbled in. I have to be honest. This is how you go down a really really bad path. Good day, Dave. I don't want to look it up. But I bet you two guys in a stroke victim has never been filmed. I bet you're a million percent real. I bet you're a million percent real. I bet you're a million percent real. I bet you're a million percent real. I bet you're a million percent real. Go ahead and look at that. I have full seat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's wrong with the stroke talk. I'm just not sure. I shouldn't mess around with this. You shouldn't. I mean, I will say this. Obviously, she's with it enough and everything to be like on board with. Right. That's not a case. Flirty things. No. So, I mean, okay. Like listen, different stuff. Some stuff to do. You know, it wasn't affected. Some stuff was. Stuff road back. Yeah. It just seems like you do want your evening to be like really crazy. Or do you want to have some bagel bites and watch a movie?

2:16:13That's it. You know, I'm gonna want the bagel bites and the bagel. A lot less drama there. Right. No one. No one got to try to lick your tape when you're having bagel bites watching them move. Wow. That's a great idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not always true. That's not always true. That's not always true. So yeah. Let us know. Send us the picks and let us know what happens there. Wow. Email it, Dave and check the free deadline. Okay. The next one. This guy says, all right, Venus Balls have been living the single dad dog life for a while now, about three years. Pure, bred, Eastern Germans, shepherd. But I recently started spending time with the girl I met on Tinder. We've seen each other now a couple of months. Going great. Right. Our dogs get along. Everything seems really good. One thing is bothering me. Okay. That's all it takes. I honestly really don't mind it or feel it too much.

2:17:17But because of her pale skin and her genetics, she's got a bit of a stash that's noticeable in certain lights. Well, my mom's wedding is coming up in two weeks. My God. And we found her address that's like a total knockout. So this is going to be her first impression. But do I tell a girl that she might need to take care of her stash before the big day? Like I said, it's not crazy, but that's my one hang up. Thanks from Ohio. I'm not going to say his name just to be seen. I have a question. This probably is going to go to Lisa. Is there something you could buy someone where they won't even like ask a question about it like a facial of some kind where if they notice something like that. That's what the vice have given before in these situations. I always say like facials or like a facial.

2:18:19If you're getting a normal facial, would they take care of that? Would they just do that if someone had a full stash? I mean, I guess they would. Or would they just brush it like it's going to look like. There's like derma plane that they'll do on your whole face. I mean, I guess I mean, I think that's what I would try to figure out. I would be like, okay, so it's called derma plane. Yeah, make sure you make it. So I would be like I would go get someone a facial and derma plane appointment. Yeah. I know. I just I maybe it's just the point I'm at in life where I just don't beat around the bush anymore. Yeah, but just say. Yeah. You're all your stash. But it's not. You don't say that to a new or girlfriend. I would not say that to a prospect. You know, if you're not married for over 20 years or whatever, yeah. I mean, how is it like a lot of dark hair? No, she's really pale. I think if she's really pale. She's really pale. She's really pale. You can notice her mustache in certain light.

2:19:20Right. So she probably has like darker hair and pale skin, which can be a great. That's a fine which look. But we try make up mirrors are good too. You can see everything. Right. All like the like my lifetime. Yeah. So now you flip them around and then it's like, whoa. Yeah. Get try one of those first to put one of those on the couch. I just want everywhere. I have one everywhere. It's tough. He's just he's just met her not that long. How long have you been dating? Not that long. A couple months. A couple months. Yeah, you can't say anything. It's the first time she's going to meet all of his family at this wedding coming up. So do you know anyone in your life though Dave where you encounter them every once in a while and you realize, oh, they have a little bit of stuff. And seemingly I know in my life, they never they never take care of like ever. That's never. There's this cashier that I don't think she's there anymore. This place we still go to and she had a full stash like she would rock it.

2:20:20Yeah. Didn't look like she ever tamed the beast. And I know that this person has has a man in their life like there's many reasons to be given a heads up and or to notice it in a mirror or to do whatever and never seems to be taking care of. So I do I do think leaving it up to chance by just like getting a mirror or something like that. I don't know if like I do think you're either going to have to mention something. And I mean, is it something that she just might not know is going on with her? Yeah. This guy this lady says as a woman, I honestly want the guy I'm seeing to be straight up with me. Just be kind and respectful about it. So maybe you can be like a little trash. I don't feel. Oh my god. It's so tough. It is so tough. I don't know how they'll work out after that. And she gently tells the lady they got a mustache. I don't know.

2:21:21I don't after a couple of months because like I'm trying to think of like what is the reverse of that. If a woman was going to say something to me like a like where what would hit with the same. So I'm like having back hair or something. Yeah. Like in that vein. Yeah, I guess if you don't have any, but you have some and you don't realize it. I don't know. I think a mustache is even more whatever you're looking at. I just greeting your mustache greeting card. Yeah. That will be instantly we're done. Yeah. Well, just every time he goes into make out with her, she like morphs into burnt Reynolds. Nobody says he's never felt it, but he can see it. So I like the light. It's the light. It's the light. Probably the sun or whatever. Outside. So they choose with him, right? I guess he's embarrassed that his family feels like they're all gonna see it. I don't see it. So like if he's okay with it when they're intimate and all that, I don't, you know, get

2:22:23over it. Yeah, seeing it even family. I am proud of her mustache. I'm not going to be looking in at our face. Could you slip with a piece of duct tape? Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, sleep. Here's a line. Here's a card that says I must ask you a question. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Just said. Oh, my God. I'm terrible advice. You're married. The hipster curled. Yeah, it does. I do. If she had that, that's wild too. It's anonymous. I hope she never notices. I don't know, man. Like I do, I listen. I do think your best bet is probably like Lisa said to get these mirrors and hope to God that she sees it on her own and she might not. You can't just open up. Yeah. You can find mirrors just a pair of glasses. I would get one for a shower. He'd have to say it's for him. I would. And I would be like this. I shake my head. I see really good. You know, like I shave. I want to make sure that I get to his nose hairs that way or something.

2:23:26Yeah. Yeah. My nose hairs, my middle eyebrow, all that. I guess that would be the equivalent. Um, nose hairs sticking out. And then when I notice is it? Yeah. My nose hairs are getting skinned. And then so would you, if you'd say something? I wouldn't be offended by that. I'd be like, oh, thanks. Oh my God. I guess the thing is like all of us have nose hair. That's different than a mustache. Yeah. I think it's like I think it's even like that's it. That's why this is so delicate because I really think like pointing out a mustache on a lady. There's going to be a lot of embarrassment. It's it's almost it's not quite like okay. Okay. It's not quite like you have a small one. Level. It's not, but it's not. It's not. Right. It's not. Not at all. I mean, I'm not a little bit closer to that. To me then like, well, it's like you look like a woman or something. Right. Or like if I, because you have a manly thing, like, oh, you have female breasts.

2:24:26You have a very feminine, like, a lady. You have no hair on your legs. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Maybe like the, the breast stuff that some guys get when they like work, like, uh, find the get in shape and they realize, oh, man, I have like these things. Did he? I don't know. It's so weird because it's so it's so weird. It's so hard. Brad wants to chime in here on the David Chuck lines. Hi, Brad. Hello, Brad. I didn't know the phones up. It is up. Brad, like, I hear nothing. You know, I hear nothing too. Good day, Brad. We're trying to the line just see if they're working. Sure. Yeah, they were working. Which is Brad. Just Brad. Brad. Okay. Listen, I think it might be okay to say he had never want to embarrass you and I don't want this to hurt your feelings, but I have noticed in certain lights. Nope. You can see a little. You got to get out. Two months. Two months, you guys.

2:25:26He's finally back. So just go to the wedding and let it fly. Yeah. I don't know. I can't. If you say you're the one who says something, he has to be ready for her to be so embarrassed that she ends it. She's going to end it. He could give his family a heads up. He'd be like, listen, my girlfriend looks like you. No. You cannot. Don't do that. Looks like the butcher, okay? No. That's a wound. No. That's terrible. Kill. Kill. Yep. This is my lady. I expect you not to say anything and don't get her a top hat. I swear to God. You. That's an incredible job. What a look. I, okay, that's my advice for you. Okay. My advice is just break it to her gently. Be very kind and gentle and say you never want to embarrass her. No, it's too early. My God. Two months in. Two months. Like how long would a man have to date you, Lee's, but I would.

2:26:30Never would. And before pointing out any kind of loose body hair and some kind. You know what I mean? Like it's got to be some time. Like we got to get through some stuff. I mean, he is a beat over 20. He could change things around like she needs to notice it on her own. Yes, I know. That's only his only legs and stuff going off into the front. What if he caresses her face? But when he hits her upper lip, he's like, oh. No. What if? What if? You're just a good thing Amber married you terrible Oh my god, I don't know how Oh my god Um Could you could you slowly trace down her face and when you get to the lip actually like pull it So that and like you just pretend your finger got caught on it. You can give her a kiss and that's Okay, no, it's not a I'm gonna get of your idea. No It's all bad kiss and a sneeze

2:27:30So Either he's okay with it or he's not if he's okay with it then who gives a crap But it doesn't sound like he's okay with it. I was gonna make her shave every time they go out now Yeah, I'm Matthew this witness Matthew what's your comment? Yeah, I am yeah, so This is supposed to be for like the mom's wedding, right? Yes, so like If the mom has a problem with the mustache stuff, I guess that's the thing But if the mom doesn't care them watch it anybody else care Well, how would you know if your mom has a problem with lady mustache Some stuff You better She's gonna be the notice it you better not bring that mustache woman Don't be any any pictures either at two months If you included her yeah, Andrews and Naples Hey, hi, what's your comment? My comment is one of the guy book of spa day a couple spa day and have him tip the Esthetician to mention it and off to take care of it. I might be the smartest thing

2:28:31That's actually my life. Yeah, good idea. Oh, wait. I'm gonna say your boyfriend said Yeah I'm sorry Big job wait Lay down magnet PI oh You look like a timerat from this I'm gonna make fun. How many homerun you, he? I will be a South Settle when I talk to her about it. Yeah, she'll never know it was you.

2:29:32You're big, don't mind my friend. No, he shouldn't love you. There you go, that's the solution. I'm gonna make him pee I wax back in. He's not bad. That's not a bad idea. Okay, I'm gonna make an amendment to him though. No, maybe not a couple's one. No, no, you can be in the same room. She's brisk. No, no, no, no, no, no. Usually it's misoges, I know. No, you let her do it by herself. Oh my god, if she had Tom Sallok's, I might just take it. No, you would. No, you would. I think it's gorgeous. Do you ever want to reach this? For whatever reason, email at davincheckthefriek.com. That's how you do it. Email at davincheckthefriek.com. And always follow up, let us know if you took our advice or not. The soundtrack to your weekday morning, Waku Shane. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone she was just a Florida 6. And that's with Beer Goggles on.

2:30:32Davin Check the Free. Davin Check the Free. Facebook.com slash Davin Check the Free Fans. All right, you heard a library girl. If you watch porn, oh, yeah, that may have. Was that the one? Yeah, was she from here? Yeah, there was one from here. No, I know what you're thinking. Yeah, there was Nadia here. This is a different one. Kendra Sunderland, who's solo dittlesessions in an Oregon State University library helped launch her porn career. Has been arrested on a felony drug charge in Texas. No, shockingly enough. Yeah, no. The 29 year old was busted while driving on interstate 45. North of Houston, she was behind the wheel of a 2013 Lexus pulled over by a Montgomery County Sheriff's Office deputy.

2:31:37This is her there. Yeah, that's her mug shot. I think I remember when she got in trouble. She was nabbed for possession of a controlled substance, which was apparently marijuana, booked into the county jail, and then was subsequently released. She's listed in police records as a Vegas resident. She shot to fame, believe it or not, almost 10 years ago, after filming a 30-minute, 31-minute webcam performance, inside Oregon State University's library. The video, which found its way onto the internet, showed her exposing her breasts in vagina, masturbating and licking herself. Looks like a solid video. You have the full video, if you want. I give you everything you need. The whole video. Yeah, well, I mean, she took it all the way, like full on porn star. Oh, yeah, yeah, she's all the way. All the way after this, yeah. Now we will watch porn. Now we will watch porn. I just wanted some content.

2:32:39Just to see how far she actually went. I think we know. Good watch for that, Valentine. Is the gratuitous scenes we were talking about earlier? Don't look. That's the story. This is part of our show too. Yeah. In order to know what I need to say, I need to see what happens. Yeah. What is she? It's a thong. She's wearing a thong. We do know that before. Okay. Yeah, to anything. Well, she's still in a library, right? She's got to keep looking around. Oh, whip them an eps out. And this is all I'm good for. So we can't get rid of this portion of the right watch. Oh, no, you're good for more than that. I don't. It was just a joke. It's an excellent thing. That's a great thing. It does a good job of everything you do. That was just kidding. Absolutely. It looks so good. It's really nice to hear Robert Watchy. Wow. It's a nice sit-around and watch porn. Yeah. I mean, this is what I do any day, any way. You don't often get a compliment while watching porn with your co-work. No, you don't. It's just like crazy. You don't often get a compliment. You don't often get a compliment. You don't often get a compliment. Listen, that can screw you up.

2:33:39I'm not watching. Yeah, that can screw you up. Yeah. That's how you get all twisted up. You're like, oh, listen, I can only finish if you compliment me. Tell me how good of a job. Okay. I'm not going to have to do that for you. Yeah. Now you're in control. You're a great porn finder. Yeah. Now you're in big trouble. Yeah. I think the girl that was from around here, did it worse. Did she? Yeah. I think about her. Yeah, this girl just had her finger in her butt. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. She did play more in her butt now. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what she does at the beginning. Yeah. She knew what she was going to start doing, huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, you can't be in porn unless you're going to do big ones. Yeah. She attended Oregon State, not allowed her access to that library. She was charged with public indecency, though. She copped to the misdemeanor. She was fine. She was in the box over the following years as Jason pointed out her adult film career blossomed and her social media accounts exploded. It's got 1.1 million followers on X right now.

2:34:42She even has her own fleshlight. Oh, damn. So she's, yeah. So she got pretty famous to get your own fleshlight made money. Yeah. She just noted the anniversary of the library girl video in a recent post saying the day my life changed forever. Thank you to everyone who participated in getting me this far. I love you all. You can see another collection of her work. She's like, all right. We're just provided to everything. I thought you would have looked in your email. There's two links. I can tell you this. Another collection. Oh, okay. I'll be right. Oh, my. Oh, she's gotten filthy with it. Yeah. Okay. So she asked is she's obviously on only fans. And yeah, she's. Yes. Goodness. I thought you'd throw much fan. Yeah. She's the show. Yeah. Oh, boy. Yeah. Yeah. Look out. Yeah. No, I mean, she's busy lady. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

2:35:43Yeah. A lot of people. A lot of folks. I felt tired. It's crazy to me because it like, it seems like you can become like fairly famous as like a porn star. And what I will say is fairly just above average. Hmm. You think so. Oh, I mean, I think she's better than just above average. I think she's more than above average. I think like, I don't know. There's some shots later where it's like, I don't know. I mean, she's like, she's starting to look more like a porn star. Yeah. She's definitely had stuff. Well, that still look like all natural bouncing beauties on her. Everybody's into different things. You're like what you like, right? That's it. I think her peak was in the library. Yeah. That's why she got so much attention. But now she's in trouble. Yeah. So there you like what you like. And that was our porn break on today's edition of Davin Shantoff. No reason. I was just talking about earlier. But we do too. Let's watch some more. Guilty. Put their finger in their rear end.

2:36:44Good watch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was cool. Nonetheless. Okay. Moving on. I think what it would be is if we were just talking about normal stuff. Yeah. And then just like a porn just pass by this time. That's more like what I'm talking about. Right. We'd be talking about that little paraplegic man and then all of a sudden like a woman doing that with her butt. Right. That goes by. Not the worst idea. No, no, we probably still do really well. Yeah. Yeah, he founded another one. Oh, of her? No, no, no. Just a random. Yeah. We can pair up a lot of it. Just keep looking, just keep going. Yeah, no, no, no, no. It's called an addition. Yeah. He's just there. He's there. He's there. He's got a porno. He's there.

2:37:45He's there. You want to see it? He's there. No, you put it on my desk. Exactly. Come on. Find this. Hey, I'll just let you know I found some paraplegic porn for you. For tomorrow. Yeah. Our operator is standing by to tell you to f*** off. Now call us anytime. 1-855-95469-69. Dave and Chuck the Freak. Dave and Chuck the Freak. On TikTok, at Dave and Chuck the Freak. dieses back. Those crazy Canadians.

2:38:46Well, police have charged an Ontario man with voyeurism bathroom. How's she going? How's she going? How's she going? How's startling for her? Oh my God. Wow. She climbed up between two buildings, panceless. You wouldn't want to be under that. No. I know what's about to happen. That never happened. Despite her man comics. No, no, no. Please have charged this man. The call came into Niagara regional police about 615 in the morning, the other day. Man had climbed 20 feet up. The wall between two residents, a woman witnessed a guy peeping into her bathroom window. When the cops got there, they did find the man naked from the waist down. He had scaled between two buildings that are four feet apart. And he was using his legs to hold his body weight while peeping inside. He's a fit guy. Yes. Yeah. She thinks she's safe because she's

2:39:50up there. You're right. You're way up to worry about that. till Canadian spider man. Yeah. Then look out. Sorry. Sorry. He must have apologized a lot of times. A lot of times. They say that he took off on foot spider man. He was caught though after trying to resist officers. He was transported to the hospital. He was arrested. Given the height of his jump though, because he jumped from 20 feet up when he saw the cop. Oh, he just led his legs go. Wow. It's a real bold move to be you're on the ground and you're like, I'm taking my pants off right to climb. What did he mean? He's determined. Like I've got to probably listen though. I mean, okay, you're four feet apart. Your legs are four feet apart, bracing you, holding you up. Yeah. Really hard to try and take your pants off. He thought

2:40:52this through. Oh, yeah. You'd have to take them off beforehand. We meditate or at least with your weiner out. Like I've seen my kid do this every once in a while, but he would have to do the move where you put your hands on one wall and your feet on the other wall. You kind of climb up that way. This guy just had one leg on each crazy. He just dropped to pants. Oh, my God. Like the creepiest spider man ever. He then at the hospital tried to break free from an officer's hold and sprinted towards an exit, but was again caught. Yeah. 31 year old Brian Morningstar has been charged with voyeurism break enter commit dwelling house. That's what the charges sure breach of probation to counts of mischief. Of course, every Canadian grime features a count of mischief. Oh, yeah. And prowl at night on another person's property as well is nude in public place charges. That would mess you up. I think as the girl involved in this, because like you said, Lisa, you just

2:41:53don't expect that. No, like to see a face in a upper story. And they say, yeah, it's not. It's not good. No, not good at all. But they got them. Good for sure. Those are my thoughts. Not yours. I'm Dave Hunter on Dave and Chuck the free. I think everyone should say penis so we can take away the negative power of the word. Yeah. So everybody. Thank you for listening to Dave and Chuck the free.