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0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 THOSE FOOGIN' ITALIANS
0:01 Couple in Italy had sex on beach in front of swimmers
0:06 Hockey player was injured so bad that he says he can't have sex anymore
0:12 The Burning Man Orgy Dome and its new rules
0:17 EMAIL: Wants to know what's going on with a dong he found on X
0:21 Man claims he can predict the future by fondling breasts
0:22 Street performance where one guy removes another guy's pants
0:25 Guy was fighting a lady when a surprise popped out
0:27 Guy took a dump on a moving subway train
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The following program contains strong language and explicit content. Listener discretion is advised. Coming up on this edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak Uncut, where was an Italian couple busted fucking? We get to the bottom of this. I don't know. What do I ask at the Orgy Dome? I've got a couple of questions. Yeah, you do. Plus, what's up with his hog? Oh, it's a mess. We're gonna get to that and much more. It's an exhausting addition. Oh, Dave and Chuck the Freak Uncut. Dave and Chuck the Freak Uncut. Dave and Chuck the Freak Uncut. How's it going? Dave and Chuck the Freak. It is Uncut, where we get to talk without any restrictions.
And we thank you for joining us. We're gonna get right on started. All right. Those fucking Italians. When an Italian guy wants to fuck, it's hard to stop him. Oh my god. Yeah, it is. Fucking Italians. Those fucking Italians. Yeah. A couple in Italy, both in their 50s. Good for them. Yeah. The 50s gonna stop me from fucking. They've been arrested after having sex in front of a beach full of bathers. They can watch. After reportedly being stopped by a swimming cop. They're swimming cops in Italy? How do I get that fucking job? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Does he have to swim the entire time? Hey, you gotta be a good swimmer with those lights on your fucking back. Yeah, it says stop by a swimming cop. Ah.
I didn't know. Huh. They responded to the cops request by claiming it was just some kisses. No big deal. No big deal to some fucking kisses over here. Relax. Hey. You wanna swim out with real deep? How about you sleep with the fishes? Yeah. Oh, looking to swimming. Also asking. I'm just swimming with cement on your feet. Also asking the cop. What was he looking at? What are you fucking looking at anyway? Oh, yeah. What are you fucking looking at? You fucking looking at this? You want a fucking watch? They're accused of getting their rocks off on top of a cliff that overlooks the Italian beach of Imperia at prime sunbathing time at 11 o'clock in the morning. Amazing. Look at how beautiful this is. Amazing. The beach was full of sun seekers at the time. Multiple people reported calling the police to complain about the alleged beach bonking. Copcar arriving shortly after.
You, you expect me not to fuck somebody? It's a beautiful sunbathing. Beautiful sunset, sunrise, whatever. We're 11 o'clock, nothing really happens. Nothing's up, the sun's up. Sun is in the middle of the sky and I'm not supposed to fuck my lady. They were arrested at the scene and taken to the local police station. Both have now been charged with exposure in a public place. They could end up behind bars for this. Oh, sure. Yeah, you can't just- Well, you think they would care so much in Italy? I know. I'm surprised. I guess the people call. Oh, they're fucking calling. Oh, yeah, that's it. Oh, yeah, that's it. That's the guy who's got to fucking swim and cop out there. Yeah. The swimming cop. I need to learn more about these guys. What is an Italian swim cop? I feel like they've got like a Ferrari bathing suit on. I'm clearing a beach swimming cop. I got officer in the water. I don't know. Or is it just like I am on swim patrol?
I think you're just on the beach. I'm on a cop and I'm watching the swimmers. You know, the swimming cop. Yeah. I think he jumped in and swam to where they were. Oh, like the swimming cop. Oh, oh, he's a cop. He's a cop and a swim. To them. He's a swim. He was a swimming cop. He was swimming. He was a swim. That was he was swimming. He's gay. He's just a cop. And I'm trying to swim. He's like, I'm a cop. And I'm like, I'm gonna go swim to get these sexy people. Wait, but he was on duty. I'm on duty. I'm a cop. I'm on shore. These people are fucking. I'm gonna get in the water. Hits. I am now a swimmer. I am swimming. Is it swimming? Swimming. He's just swimming. He had to swim. Stop fucking. Just stop them. Try to swim here. Okay. So he's not. It's not his title. It's not official title. Title is not swimming cop. Just stop by a cop who was swimming.
It could be amazing. I don't hate the idea. I don't know. We've got equally as I think terrible cops jobs here where they're on the, you know, you're a segue cop. That's terrible. Bike cops. That's not great. I was at a Mexican resort once where they had a swimming waiter. We'd like to bring drinks into the pool. Wow. That is a lot. Over the top. Such a bad guy. Yeah, it does. He was, I was on a whole lot. He's like a prune. I'll say about his pictures of it here. Senior Dave was like. Senior Dave, please stop fucking in the water. Why give you my drinks. Amber, please. Release him. I don't know. I don't see any. He was lit. Oh, like something like this. Literally got. He was on the right. Yeah, he was in the get obviously in the water. Not a terrible job.
Oh, well, you do what you got to do for senior Dave. He's thought I'm being a beating suit. Yeah. No, he's in the, I got to touch you in a full talk. You're either in a talk, so I don't think you're a waiter. Run all those pissy people. Oh, no. Pissed him everywhere. Get the pissy people. Shit, piss and shit. Diaries. They're butts. You better get in the water and bring that shit to me. Yeah. Hmm. Hmm. Yeah. Not great. Okay, here's a question for you. Mm-hmm. Would you admit your dick didn't work if you were trying to go through a lawsuit? Well, it's just come up on the show before. You always say, oh, and my dick doesn't work. Oh, I'm going through a lawsuit. For the money. 100%. But you're like a young muscular guy. You've got this hot Russian bitch. Yeah, my dick don't work. You're, you're okay putting it out there that your dick don't work. My dick does not work. I'm already got the Russian. I don't know how to do that. Your dick can work and you could be fucking her. The truth. You just say that. I'm saying it all.
I'm like, oh, my dick, my balls tripled up. And balls. I would say it all. I don't care. My assholes leaking that shit. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit. I got her. A hockey player who lives in Los Angeles has been left with injury so bad. He says he can no longer have sex. God damn it. What? Hockey players are high. They get the hell out of you. You know, he shows right now involved shirtless hockey players. He says he can no longer have sex with his hot Russian wife. Put some clothes on. 32 year old Ivan Zanchenko was a defender in the US hockey sanction game at the LA Kings Valley Ice Center when a puck pierced his helmet. The protective gear cracked open sending the puck penetrating to his head. Okay. Which left the Russian born athlete spurting blood across the rink. As you see there. To be honest, I mean, if you had a helmet on and it broke. The crowd screamed in horror when the stars stood up and the extent of his injuries became apparent. Zanchenko was rushed to a hospital
treated for lacerations and hematoba. I hope his cock doesn't work. He suffered immediate memory loss and coordination of eyesight and has never been on the ice again. Ooh, that's a... I mean, that's not great. I saw this. I suspect this guy. He's a... Hockey league player. That's what I thought. It's not real, right? And he tried to block a shot head first. And he's not high. Well, he's not getting hit in the head. He's just... He's just a beer leaker. Oh, he's a beer leaker underneath. He's not right at all. No, he's about to be a beer leaker. He's about to be a beer leaker. I hope his cock doesn't work. His wife, Sophia. What are you doing, Sophia? Also named as a plaintiff, she says she suffered loss of conical fellowship, sexual relations, and companionship. To date, he can't regularly function in the bedroom. Oh, no. With intimacy problems. Can I tell you a hot Russian chick, you got about what?
You got about two weeks to figure that out. Couple of weeks. Couple of weeks. You got a couple of weeks. We just rent a new Porsche every week and just go take a wheel on it and take some files on it. How much does he think not fucking this Russian broad is worth? 25 billion. Multi-million. Yeah, multi-million. I get that. I get that. The lawsuit names defend in Spauer Hockey, along with the pure Hockey store at Anaheim, California, where he bought the helmet. Yeah, I mean, your helmet can't fail, though, you know. They really can't, though. He's been unable to work at the exotic car company where he was. Oh, no, it makes sense. He's renting out again. Okay. He's renting out these cars to real rich people. Okay. Sophia's had to pick up a job as a housekeeper because she's so supporting the company. I understand. Getting Steve Russian. That's what you might dire. He might get some helmet money. How much does he look at? Well, look at him. That's fucked up. I mean, it's what's uh, what is she doing with this, dude? They say he's a very sweet guy. He just wants to play hockey again. It was his whole life.
His whole life was hockey. No comment from Bauer or pure hockey. They don't make them like they used to. You know, you can't really block your shot with your head though. I don't think it's probably not the smartest move. No. According to Ryan, I mean, I didn't see the foot. I'm just relying on Ryan's play. Ryan, I feel like has seen it. He uh, that photo, that's him getting hit. He's the one on the ice. Yeah. I saw a little bit of a video of it on Twitter earlier. So he slid like that. He slid and just took one off the head. He's an idiot. My dad used to do this all the time. Come on, he did. Oh my god. He would just dive in front of a puck and block them. Complete utter maniac. Pucks off the face. Didn't care. This guy though, I don't know. But you do it. Everyone on the show would do it. You'd say you're dicted and work in order to get some more money. Yeah, more money. I mean, it seems to be like 10 times the amount of money when you say that. Yes.
And I would tell her to say it too. I'd be like, listen, even if we are banging, I'm like, do you tell them that I can't that you think it's got smaller? I can still eat her out of the stomach. No, it's gotten smaller. My cock is even smaller. My cock is... She calls me tiny cock. Oh my god. Well, you don't need to go crazy with the chuck. For the money. How much money? Her cock was tried. Oh, was it? Yeah, I tried. Right. You can always use a clean house. You think she does like... I already have one. No, she's regular house cleaning. I'd like to believe she does nude house keeping. She want to earn some real money, right? She can have the whole... If you want to earn some real money. Lulu Lemon. My cock works. Holy shit. See Alice Watson? Oh, man, over there.
Oh my god. Oh, this is the Alice. One picture of a Russian chicken of a Keeney. Yeah, that's tough. She's unsatisfied right now. That's all it takes. She's this is the time to get her. Tazin, Chuck the Freak. Unguys. Oh, she's definitely not head to Burning Man because they have an Orgy Dome there. Yeah, they do. It's not for everyone. The Burning Man Festival has returned. And with that, so does the infamous Orgy Dome. During the run of the festival, about 5,000 people will enter the Orgy Dome. But they'll have to face some new rules. No singles are allowed this year. Oh. You're only allowed to go in if you're in a couple or more some. Okay. When you can just meet people outside, right? Yeah, be like, are we together, dude? Dude. Yes, we are. Let's go. Let's go. Jason and Chuck, and you go to the Orgy Dome. Yeah. We're gonna try chicks today. You must be unimpaired. You can't have anything in your system. You can't be if I can waste it or high as a kite.
I'm at Burning Man. I know. It's hard ones on something. Gross. Ask and listen for yes before touching or watching. Can I touch you? No. Can I touch your click? Yes. No. Anything other than a clear and enthusiastic yes counts as a no. I feel like there's just there's some real gross ones that are serious. Yeah. Just Dave at the Burning Man orgy yelling that out. Can I touch your clits? Hey, who's there? Who the air's got a clip that I can touch? I need a clear yes. I need a clear yes. Anyone's got anybody got any nipples I can tweak? Just be safe. I brought a document. You sign this, too. Yeah. You want to double up on safety here? Yeah. Documents. Oh my God. A briefcase. Yeah. He's dressed like Mad Max.
I need a touch clack. Listen, it's there for you. You want to make sure you don't get in any trouble. I feel like it's just like really gross chicks that are just blowing like 40 dudes. Yeah. And like the guys don't care. So they're just allowing it to happen. Like it's not. It can't be like this hot thing that's happening. You know, consent. I think so. I think so. Can also be withdrawn. Like it's someone could say, okay enough. Stop. Yeah, exactly. You'd be like, boo. You're not in any of the jobs. Yeah, we've seen your tongue edge. Okay, really? I don't know if everybody's in that. It's next level. No. They're like, oh my God, he tried to eat my entire. Okay. Yeah. And no camera's phones are recording devices permitted. The thing about burning man is like there was a time when I would have believed like because it's so hot and disgusting and gross and it's kind of ravy, I would have thought it's only hot rave chicks.
But that's not the case. I don't think it is. I think there's a certain amount of hot people there for sure, but like everything they can't all be hot. Like a hot rave chicks though, they're not going to the orgy dome and sucking off 40 guys. Sometimes they are. You know, if they're high enough. They would be amazing to see just like almost like an exit pole of the orgy dome where like you don't record anything inside, but you just record everyone who goes in and comes out. Oh my God. Talk about a fucking Debbie Downer on the official orgy dome page. What? Unfortunately, I have cancer, but hopefully next year. Oh, come on. Why even comment? Come on, blackbird. Hold on. What are you doing? Bringing it down. I'm bringing it down. Reply to blackbird. No, I will not. Go get fucked then. You got a little time left. A little heart right there. No, I'm not going to heart the cancer comment. No, someone said that's the least of your concerns in this dome.
I mean, it's it's fucked up. Oh my God. This bitch is nightly routine. One year I did six days in the orgy dome. Okay. Let me see. No, no, you didn't. Oh, well, she's a porn star. Probably something. Holy fuck. See, Chuck? It ain't bad in the orgy dome. Well, I just, you know, talk is cheap. Where's the photos of her in the orgy dome? Well, she likes three sims. Well, yeah, she's paid to do them. Have you ever known anyone to go to Burning Man? Like it's just, I don't know. Like no one in my life ever had. I don't know. Thank God, I guess. I think you have to be from California or something like that. It's probably more like a fucking such a long drive. Yeah, did you see the traffic getting into it? You know, you're old when you're worried about the traffic going to the orgy. I saw the traffic and show you the orgy dome. Here's a look at these cars. How am I going to touch a budget? Clint, if I'm backed up in traffic on Goddamn day and night, fuck that.
Look at it. It's like a desert fucking highway. It looks like an escaping bag down. It looks like the highway of death. And all I want to do is touch a budget, Clint. But your porn star is fuck on the bit. Me and Amber plowing everybody. Okay. Too much. I hope I don't break my cock again. Okay. Speaking of Cox. Yeah. I'll listen to ask this question. What's up? Oh, I have to have it on. Oh, it's time to play. What? What? He wants to talk with this dude. Talk. That's the question. Okay. This guy, uh, Mal just he puts his name in there. Sean says I was scrolling through the cesspool known as X came across this. What the fuck is going on with this dude's dick? All right. I will try to help here.
It is. Oh, shit. That's not real. Yeah. It's real. Sorry. I don't know. Is there a volume? Oh, fuck. What is that? It looks like it's Kylbasa. Summer sausage. No. Okay. Sorry, Lisa. This is a straight on porn. Yeah, we're with one. But he says did he inject something into it? Yeah, it's if it's real. You didn't get hard. I would love to hear what you guys think. It doesn't seem real to me. This is the biggest. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my. She's whipping out against herself. It's the biggest dick I've ever seen in my life, but it doesn't look right. Okay. As he said this, he said I thought it was fake, but I watched more of the video. It's clearly attached to him. Okay. This one I'm trying to get a little more. That is insanity. It's how it looks like for me. Holy shoot. Oh boy.
Oh boy. Is that clip? Yeah, well. It's definitely not real. He'd be so famous, right? Lisa, I think it's real that I think it's just he's injected it. What is it? I think he's in there. I like that. That's silly. That's silly stuff is just gone crazy with the filler. Yeah. No, it's definitely full of something. It's definitely attached to him, Lisa. Yeah. How much filler would you? Like, look, there's a whole set of porn where dudes like fill their stuff home. Oh, my God. No, I don't know. Is he going to fucking finish? Yeah. Oh, my God. No, get him. That Jason. It's got Jason. I'm here. I'm here. Oh, my God. Where are we coming? Where are we coming? I know it's on. It's coming on Jason. Fuck. You'll watch guys come. We can talk about anything. It's a new love. We got nothing else. I got nothing else.
Did she, did he already? I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to see. Okay. Oh, my God. You're committed to this finish. Because is it real? It'll only come if it's real. No. No, I've seen plenty of fake come. I got to get off this podcast. I'm going to complain. I'm going to complain. I'm going to complain. Let's go. Hey, they take me with you. This is unreal. Holy shit. They've had people sue for the same type of thing. And probably, yeah. Less. Welcome. Jason was come down. Yeah. You only waited all of his arrows to see him come. Fuck, man. I mean, it's pretty tough. I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. I mean, it's pretty terrible. But obviously, yeah, there's a whole group of porn leases where guys are injecting themselves. So this isn't unusual sight, this? It's unusual. Most of the guys are doing their balls. So this person had commented for those unaware, this is a king called penis bumping. It uses a suction chamber to make a penis well for a short period of time.
Okay. So he was pumping it. Oh, I'm pumping it. Yeah. How long would you have to pump to get it that size? That's a size. It seems like more than a pump. No, I mean, because it look, it is, like, basically the size of that pump cylinder. What is that? Ladies do it too, and it pops it up like on their... Yeah, it pops it up like on their... ...godly bits. So, yeah, but this is the problem with this, though, is that you pump like this, and then you saw it was kind of wobbly. Yeah. Because I don't think they can get the blood to really... It gets super hard. Fill the amount that the pump is. But you can see why guys get into it. You can get to your breath still over there. Oh, my God. Oh, the mystery saw. Yeah, the mystery saw. David, chuck the freak. Oh, and the guy. All right. Here's, if I ever need another gig, I'm going to do Asian breast fondler.
A mythical Chinese man claims he can predict a woman's future by fondling her breasts. That's incredible. I think he kicked it up one. Fondle the Clits. You've already found the Clip Master. Clip Fondle. Oh, wow. I hate this. Nice. I love how he's playing off like I'm not even looking at your breasts. I'm only touching them. I believe you will have a long life. You will have two children. People will believe... Look at that guy's face in the background. Oh, he's like, how is he doing that? This guy will be his name. He's touching like go for his teeth. Well, you know, people believe a lot of crazy stuff. They really do. And they believe that fortune telling stuff. So if you can come up with it. Ryan found something. You believe it's some sort of gay sport? Is that it? I think so. Ryan, it is... Hold on. They look like...
Are they gay buskers? What? What is that? You know what a busker is? Like a foot non like a street show? Busker. Yeah, like a street performer. You don't call them buskers? No, no, no. I remember that. It's 1947. Yeah, it's a person who performs music, things are entertained people in public. It is. It is for donations. Yeah. I didn't know that time. I was like, what the fuck did you call them? You fucking busker. Yeah. No, it is. It might be like a more of a British term. It might be. Oh, okay. It definitely is talked about in Canada and I know that they call them that in Key West. Buskers. I believe. Is there a busker festival in stone? Yes. Anyway, so there's these two guys. There's a crowd around them and they're balancing. They got to be in Key West. On a platform and one guy removes the other guy's pants. Oh, this is just two bros. I'm fun. This is Ryan at a golf tournament. Two weeks from now you know? A fast forward to two weeks from now.
Oh wow. They're thrilled. They look like just normal people. Oh, I think. Take a sponsoff. They got matching underwear. So they got to hold him real tight so they don't lose their... Oh, and then he lifts him up. Let my head get in between and touch on penis and balls. I don't ever want my... This is like the perverted America's Got Talent. It really is. Where is this? One guy, they're balancing on like a... He's having a hard time, huh? Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy shit. Why did he put his head in his balls then for a minute? I think it's just for fun. Did it just like not work? And he's removed his shirt now so now they're both just in their underwear. Oh, that was straight. That was straight. That was straight. That was still straight. Still straight. Now he's going to the front. Go to the front. Go down and around. I thought he was going to mount his shoulders from the front.
Very nice. This is like a family friendly festival. I don't get it. That's the part that's blowing my mind. You guys just have to have enough festivals. This is called the... I'm pounding you've both. This is the... Oh, you're the baby in the blue back there. Yes, fascinating. Oh my god. Wow. That's the craziest street performer. Look at that. I mean, I don't ever... You hate to be... The point of toes. Well, just the guy's assholes right now, guys. That was... And then that. The point of toes and then that. Oh, just mount. Oh, yeah. Where are these fellas? What does that say over there? They look like they're in a big town. It's definitely not a Key West town. No, it's not. Oh, yes. Wow, Hans and Franz. That's the wildest street performance you'll ever see. Buskers. Buskers.
Buskers, if you will. Buskers. Buskers, Lisa. A few more videos. We discovered online. Listen, it is... We've learned over the past couple of weeks. You got to be careful when you involve violence and a lady. The guys at Good Good learn that the hard way, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. The difference is when your lady has a dick. Oh, wait a second. What? The gloves might be off. This guy was fighting a lady. And the crowd got a big surprise when her dick flopped out of her panties. Surprise, surprise. Okay, so... I do hear it. Oh, yeah. Surprise, surprise. Oh, here we go. Holy moly. All right. It's already a good fight. Down. This guy's on top of people. Like, oh my god, he's fighting a lady. Hold on there. Oh, wow. Oh, there we go. There we go. Yeah. Oh, man. Well, this show is a bunch of dick stuff. It really is. Oh, man. Oh, goodness. There it is. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.
Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. I guess there it is. After the side. Not what you think when you see the video at first. Can't we all get along guys? We just get along. Do you think he was like fooled? He could have been fooled. He could have been fooled. He could have been making out with her. Oh, man. I said the problem. Then it's a surprise. Yeah. Don't worry. Surprise. Uh oh. That's just产. No. We too a fight. Feels good at the time. Uh oh. That's just产. That's just right. Your friends just saw. And then I try to think how I'd react in this situation. If I was on a moving subway train in New York and a guy just took a shit. No, no, no, I don't think it'd be very good. I think he'd bite lose your mind. I don't know though, he's so close to his own shit and stuff.
I don't know what you do here, Dave. There was a man who decided to take a shit on a moving train in the New York subway. It was all captured on video. I feel like this is what's wrong. I think you could. Yeah, I guess you're right. If I try to get close, I'd probably throw up and I would not want to get into a combat situation with him. No. If I was armed, it might be a bad day for him. Yeah, I think this kind of person would weaponize his shit. Yeah, he's a new track. Go in a approach. Yeah. Put it right in your mouth. I didn't do it. It's diarrhea. Oh my god. It's diarrhea. It's diarrhea. It's diarrhea. I have a few. If you must know. Yeah. I didn't do it. No. Oh, wow. It is. I didn't do it. Oh, no. Is it coming out of his ass? It's just all over the ground. Yeah, Jason, that's actually getting worse. It's not working. My god. It's getting worse. Ah. I mean. Now this is a new one.
It looks like every minute. It's a new low for us. I know. Hello. Hello, Jason. I'm not. Oh, hell no. Oh, what the fuck? That's the best. Yeah. It's just cocks and shit. That's all we have. That's the pie. That's the best. You're trying to do some for free. Welcome to cocks and shit, the podcast. Yeah. I didn't do it. I'm cocks. He's shit. I'm shit. I got ladies that I can't do it. Yeah. I didn't do it. I can't do it. I'm shit. I can't do it. I can't do it. Why is it so? New York, huh? New York. No. Lovely. Is that a lady? I think that's a lady. Holy fuck, it's a lady. That means she's from a worse. That's a lady. She's not a lady though. Holy fuck. That's right. That's right. And if you check the right, it's not going to pass you through the skin.
I was waiting for you guys to find and figure out that that was a check. Oh, he sent it. The fuckers. Yeah. That lady's got diarrhea. I didn't do it. That looks like a cheese. I'm trying to chop. Oh, shit. I need an animal. No, it's a尺. It's a尺. She needs something. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Well. Well, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Well, well. I couldn't handle New York. There's no way I could handle it. No, it's fun and spurt, huh? Like a small bird place. I'm going to get an Uber. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. It's not as much. Get in, get out. Not as many people shitting on you in an Uber. This podcast does take it out of you though, right? It does. I'm so spent. We've been through so much in such a short period of time. We've been close to dumb with this. I know. I know. You got a lot of clins and dicks and just spending hours with cocks and shit with friends. Oh, that's right.
That's fun. And that's just Saturday. Sometimes it rolls into Sunday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Never know. Well, that's going to do it for this edition of Dave and Chuck the free gun cut. We're going to therapy and talk to you next time. Stay safe. I think everyone should say penis so we can take it out. penis so we can take away the negative power of the word. Yeah. So everybody. penis. penis. penis. penis. penis. penis. penis. penis. penis. penis. penis. Thank you for listening to Dave and Chuck the free.
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