Friday, September 4th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

0:00It's Friday bitches, it's Friday bitches, it's Friday, it's Friday. Yeah, yeah, come on, it's Friday bitches, it's Friday bitches, it's Friday. It's Friday, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How you doing? It is Friday bitches. We're having some David Chuck dilemmas in the studio. We're all good. We're all good in the hood. It's all fine. Thanks for being with us on this Friday, the fourth of September. Hopefully you didn't get any crazy weather where you are here. We did get some crazy storms yesterday. Yes. Not only did we have the tornado alert going off my phone like six warnings. I thought this is it. This is it. This is it. Yeah. Six. My whole family were freaking out because I guess you guys get sent a little bit more warnings than we had one big one, but yeah, no, we got we had like the sirens go off, but then

1:06like my mom was talking about the phone going off every five minutes. Yeah, our phones went off here. Oh, my never one. Oh, you wasn't bad. Oh, you weren't in the area. We had tornado warnings. You can turn the warning off too. Like the alarm. Oh, yeah. I got that thing off. Oh, yeah. What has something happened? It gave me a heart attack. My wife will tell me I think she was sitting with that thing next to her. You're right. You are right. That's a better way to live. It is, but I am not that guy. I was like batting down the hatches, getting everything out of the backyard, getting stuff tied down. Scary. But luckily it did not hit us. It did hit close to us though. It looks like it hasn't been confirmed, but at least one house kind of got destroyed and some other stuff going on, but we'll get to that later. So dilemma. What? What's your dilemma? Delima. You have a personal dilemma? Well, kind of with my dad. Oh, okay. He's up with him. A lady caller. Oh, we knew it.

2:08I knew it. My dad got slipped this note. Oh, I knew it. That's cute. At the seniors' residence. I want to lick your door. No, don't start. Don't even chock. Don't be disgusting. Oh, my. What did she say? What's her name? I'm not going to want to reveal it. No, I won't say her name. Okay, don't say her name. I won't say her name. But she said, hi, David. Would you like to have dinner with me at this date at 5 p.m. in my place? Of course I would. In her place. Not in like the common. Do they have a common area where you go? Yes, so they have meals together. But some of the units are like, have kitchens in them. Like some of them are outside the, yeah, there's like more regular homes. My dad's doesn't have a kitchen because he wouldn't have cooked anyway, right? Right. Right. He just has like a tiny little kitchen area with little fridge, a little microwave.

3:08But some have stoves and stuff. So she says, hope you like Italian. Oh, nice. Oh, yeah. That's how they get to a man right there. Let's cook on Italian. That's the secret. Let me know. Oh, God. Thank you with her name and phone number. Listen, man. What did your dad say about it? He wasn't sure what to do. I think that's what I mean. It's not a big deal. That's what I said to him. Honestly, at first my instinct was, ooh, gross. No, dad. And then I went, calm down. Friendship. Connection. Exactly. It's good for him. It's not. It's good for him. I believe the room for a minute. Chuck, believe the room. Chuck, believe the room while we talk about this. Thank you so much. He'll be there. Don't attempt him. He's no problem. He'll never be there. Because I don't want to think about whole lickin' or titty twistin' or anything. I just want to think of just a couple of folks getting together. I think honestly, my dad is because it's been, you know, well over two years since my mom passed away.

4:09Obviously, he hasn't seen or talked to another woman, really. I think he still has like that. Oh, I don't think it's right. Yeah, I don't, I get that. You know, I think it would be difficult because he was with your mom for so long. Right. Are you sure you want me to stay here? Nice. You're going to go to, isn't he? You just scared the hell out of me. Chuck. Chuck. I don't chuck him with Brian. I left it all beside his big ol' head pops. He's about to move back. Hey, Chuck. Now he's in your chase. He's in hangout with me. He's walking around. He's just scrolling his phone. So you definitely think he's going to give her an RJ. Okay, all right. It's RJ City. Turn your mics off. Look at back up to the movie. Get out of here. I thought my mic was off. Yeah, you did. Lier. Happy birthday. There we go. No, I encouraged him to go. So it's tonight. So we'll see if he does it. I really don't think there will be sex involved. No, I know. No, I know. No, I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

5:09I know. You know, like you get to a certain age and I don't know. Not everyone's having. It's not about sex. It's about the body and the body and the fine friends there. I think it'll be good for him mentally. I think so too. But that's like ladies are bold, huh? Yeah, well, it's we are. What's up? We are now. We've always been there. Oh, they are now. This lady's probably in her 80s. That's how we are now. Now she's been waiting for a nice guy. I guess someone she could cook dinner for instead. Yeah. I mean, he has that accent. Your dad's like a catch in there, really? Yeah, the accent. Yeah, that's good to get him. Right. It will. A hello. I mean, that's why she said that. I love to cook food. Yeah. Should I bring a bottle? He had a bottle of wine left. That's why I think it's like what he's going to take over. Oh, that's so cute. I would say you know, just hold out. Make sure you're getting the hottest one. You know what I mean? He is the hot sexy.

6:09So he's the fresh meat there. He is. He is. You know he is. I know. Do you ask him what he's wearing? Oh, yeah. But I'm going to go back and see him today because I have to, I did. He needs some grooming done in the eyebrow. Oh, I got to help him out. Yeah. For his big day. So we didn't have tweezers. So I have to bring some today and clip it. Clip to some pluck in and stuff for him. That's nice. That's nice. And some hairs in unexpected places as well. That's what happens. Yeah, it does. No one, no one else around to help him out. I got to do it. Do you know what she is? If you've seen her or anything? I haven't seen her. I mean, I may have seen her, but I don't know which one she is. No, right. Mm-hmm. That's so we'll see how it goes. Hopefully it's just a nice little dinner and then her loved ones are probably so excited for her. Like, yeah, you're going to have dinner with another guy. This is awesome. I'm happy. We're over here like, no, you seem to have sex. Yeah, we're different. Yeah, that's our show. Yeah, we're different. Yeah, that's our show. Jason had a different experience. We won't talk about it.

7:10Yeah, we can. I mean, I love her death, but she wasn't thinking about my grandpa at all. Tell you what. Well, he was gone and she was ready to ride. Oh, my God. And ride. She did. I really can't. I'm told, man, why are you telling me? I know they called you, but don't tell me. I know. She has to tell someone. I know. She had to tell someone. You can't keep any. I wouldn't want to know that. No. I really wouldn't. Yeah, I'll tell you what. If I could have just got him close to a cliff, that wheelchair. I just want to push the weirder over there. That's it. Yeah, that's not good. Because you would show up and need help. He had consensual sex, though. I don't care. He smelled like piss. Jason. He smelled like piss. A lot of people smell like piss. He was like, he was. I'm like, this is the guy you chose. That's what I'm saying. Just, you know, that's why. No options when you're old like that.

8:10My advice for Dave Sr. is just make sure, I mean, he might go through the whole rung of them. You don't know. All of them could start leaving notes. He's bringing bottles of wine and stuff. These ladies aren't ready for it. The good thing is. Rod Stewart just showed up at the, yeah, senior homeless. I let him have your own. I should. I should. I have to let it go. Whatever he wants. He's a grown man. Every wants to do. And, but I, but yeah, so initially I was like, no, that would, then I realized that's stupid. Let him go have a nice dinner. And there's only one thing that's scary about any of this stuff. We all know what it is. It's I'm getting married. That's the only thing that's. He wanted that. He wants to see. No. It may not go anywhere. They just might go and have dinner. That's not going to go anywhere. It's a companion. It's not going to go anywhere. Just companionship. Yeah, all he needs. Friends, you can see once in a while. Unless you cook meal. Nice one. That's great. Yeah.

9:11Are there any guys in there that he's made friends with yet or no? One guy. One. Yeah. Yeah. And old guy that, as my dad says, loves to talk. That's good. That's good. That's good. He's good. He's good. They're both dead. All perfect. So they put them at the same table. Yeah. Perfect. But he's a really nice guy, but he loves to talk to them. Yeah. They're both death. They're just both having the wrong conversation. That's pretty great. So he's like, I'm giving you a hearing aids. They can kind of hear a little. My dad got into a lot of arguments in that place with people like he just. He's here. And he bring up politics. Yeah. Oh, he doesn't know what he's doing, and don't know. He was that guy. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's not great. No, no, wasn't great. My grandpa lives in the nursing home. He told me before he's exchanged candy whoppers for an HJ. Wow. Candy like whoppers. Yeah, those little. She's little malt balls. That's all she's worth. Hey, whoppers are the worst of candy. She would have done it for free. I bet you. You should have saved yourself a couple whoppers.

10:11Oh, no. Whoppers. Yeah. Life, man. Life is life. What do you want to do? He's going to do what he wants to do anyway, no matter what I say. So, yeah, I mean, you've learned that. I have learned that. Yeah. Going through this. Mm-hmm. It's like I have another gigantic child. Yeah. Oh, well, a rebellious teen. A very, he's going through a very rebellious period. Yeah. So probably if I told him no, he would have been like, yeah. I'm going. Is it smoking better? Did he go into the right place? No. That little fight yesterday. Anyways. Oh, no. I thought, because I haven't heard anything. I thought maybe he was following the rules. No. No, well. It's difficult. You're, Ryan, you're some dad to this here. I can't really. You can say you got to do a little background check, man. Not a bad idea. Not a lady. Not a lady? Yeah, yeah. You got to see your background. Make sure she's not telling any lies. My mom dated this dude who were pretty sure he was stolen valor on his brother, said,

11:16like, lived his brother's life. No. What? What? Listen, this was a wild time. Like, my dad passed away. My mom was like, going through crap. But she dated this dude. He lived in Oregon. And then my brother went out there to move him here. Oh, no. And he bailed and then kept my brother kidnapped for like three weeks at his house. Ryan, how were you? How were you? My brother's five years older than me. So he was like, at the time, probably 35. How was it 30? How old are you? I'm your old man, yeah. He just couldn't leave. He wouldn't get a plane ticket. My mom finally thought he was, it was a whole mixture of things. But dude, like kidnapped him. What? Yeah. That's crazy. Well, I got in a fight with him on our way. Our back deck over stain. It was a whole thing. Stained? Yeah. It was a lot. We're a couple of years from him. Yeah. Yeah. You're two from the sounds of it. That's crazy. That's it. My brother's been kidnapped by a stolen valor guy. And he fought with me about deck stain. But we looked him up and I'm like, oh my gosh, I think he took his brother's identity.

12:19His brother was like a war hero type deal guy. Oh, that's crazy man. It was wild. Yeah, you got to do the background checks. People pray on widows. They pray, you know, like you, that's what I've been doing. That's what I've been doing. The checks would pray in on widows. That's a new plan. Easy target. Pray on widows. Yep. Oh, man, that's wild Ryan. That it yeah. Holy smokes your brother. I'm glad we got him back. Yeah. Sure. For sure. Yeah. Got this email. They came into us. Email at Dave and chuckthafriek.com. Says, hey, my name, I'm just calling it Big B. He said, okay, but listen to you guys since I was 16. He's only 24 now. So that's okay. He lives in Ontario. He said, you guys are awesome and you make work a fun time. Anyway, my my way home from work in the gym. It's like 2 a.m. Mine in my own business. I see a young chicken, a young guy, both seem like teens walking up the street.

13:24The mail has a lacrosse stick. And as I pass them, the guy with the lacrosse stick proceeds to crank the stick back and pretend to whip a ball at me. Honestly made me flinch a little because my window was down and I wasn't expecting it. But I laugh it off at first and then I'm like, this guy's an a-hole. Yep. I got straightened him out. I turn the corner to start driving back and all I'm thinking about is on today's episode of Dave and chuckthafriek. We talk about an adult mail who beat up a teenager because of a lacrosse stick threat. Yep. And I turn back around and go home and say to myself, not to day bitch. Yeah. Just wanted to say thanks for helping save me from a lot of pain and likely court. Have yourselves an awesome day. You're welcome. Saving people from a life of crime. That's what we do. Saving chuckthafriek. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got it. Not today. Not today.

14:24You can't do it. It ain't worth it. I don't know. I'm right on the edge. I know. Me too sometimes. No, look, I'm really right on the edge. I can't even talk about it. I can't even talk about it. But I'm right on the edge of causing. Oh, no. Sweet, sweet, sweet pain. Wow, chuck. You're always talking me to calm down and what's going on with you. I can't even talk about it. I won't talk about it because I can't be discriminated. Is it a cold? In particular incident that's happened just happened last night and I'm going to have to make a little. What happened? Don't do anything crazy. I worry about you. What? Where are those cameras at? Not around here, huh? What's happening right now? See, is this the breakdown? Is this the breakdown? Yeah, I think it could be. It's run the verge. I'm watching it. We've been on the verge for a bit. I'm someone needs to prepare. That's all I'm going to say.

15:25Okay. All right. Make your peace. Okay. What happened, John? I don't think you should say anymore. Nothing. Okay. I literally can't. Okay. All right. Don't do anything stupid. Don't do anything stupid. No, I mean, don't say that. Don't say that. That's the worst thing. Well, someone is. Somewhere in the world is. Yeah. Well, no, I mean, I couldn't say that because that wouldn't be part of my plans. Oh. All right. Can you guess the restaurant chain, the cops are called to the most. What is the restaurant chain? What do we do here mostly? The cops. The stories. Now, I will say we're not including fast food. Okay. That's what I was in the. Okay. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Yeah. Waffle House is a great choice. Okay. It is. Right? The number two. Denys. Oh, wow. That's in the top five. What other ones? So Denys, Waffle House. What are the ones that are called? Ryan had a suggestion.

16:26Chili's. Not. Chili's. In the top 10. Can't be. It's got to be like a big restaurant that's everywhere, right? Yeah. Can't be eye-hop. You're too happy at eye-hop. You're right. They're pretty big. You know, bless them for their pancakes. Applebees. Oh, Applebees. Good choice. In the top 10, but not number one. What is? What other ones are there? Red Robin. No. Neck or only girl. Oh, my God. There's like two of them. Isn't that? Does that still exist? I don't know. I don't know. That's still exist. I'm still around. I'm trying to go over my house for a while. This is going to be sneaky, I think. I used to be a go-to place. Oh, no. No, no. That's temporarily closed. I think they may be under. I think that if there's, if there's still around, there's not many of them. I don't know if they made it even. No, they are still around. Just in certain locations. I'm trying to think of what Romano's macaroni grill as if what comes across our show all

17:29of it. Police around the country make the highest number of trips to one particular chain. Chucky cheese. Oh, Chucky cheese. Because of fights between adults. We were about Chucky cheese. It's not even in my brain. I know. But it is. We've done a lot of stories on bright. Have a week or so. We've done a ton of stories. Yeah. A lot of cities, there are more fights at Chucky cheese than any other restaurant. The theory is that people are more likely to fight there because of their instinct to protect their kids. Yeah. I almost saw it and killed someone there as well. Was it there? Yeah, it was there. Yeah, that was the slide where the kid pushed all the down the slide and I saw red. And I was like, who's your dad? What's your mom? What's your name? Who's your daddy? What's your dad? What's your car? What's your car look like, little boy? Oh, my God. He's a lot of problems. Mm-hmm. I get it. I know I get it too, but I try not to. No, he pushed her and she went forward and then hit the slide and then right down.

18:33And I was like, you know what? Sometimes you just have to. You just have to do some stuff. No, life's worth living. Once again. Sometimes you have to do some stuff. Okay. Remember the other day? It's not do Stella. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, that was assuming. Yeah, I would think. Remember the other day I told you about that new Shake Shack Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, Milk Shake? Did you try it? I do have an update. This is a fat bitch alone. You think you went. I didn't because I saw this. What? That Milk Shake contains 1900 calories. I asked. It wasn't that my question. Yes. Because that's what stops you. You can't. 1900 calories. As many calories. That's a day. And it's recommended you have per day in one Milk Shake to perfect. Do a couple of laps. No, it doesn't work.

19:34It doesn't work. It doesn't work. No. Run in place for a while. You can't. That's not the way. You can't outrun that shake. Whoa. I mean, it looks. You burn like 35 calories when you walk, you know. Yeah. So do a three-dick walk. I don't know. No, it's not work. Literally the only thing I could eat that day. You wouldn't burn enough. No. That's why people gain weight. Trust me. I don't know about it. I'm sorry. Yeah. I could have three of those in the world. I can't. Two times lighter. No, I mean, can't. I don't know. Is everyone in your family like that? No, not everyone. But my dad was always skinny. You like. That's amazing. Good for you. You can eat whatever you want and you have to work. Good for you. I'm like, why didn't it pass down? Damn. Hey, my heart could explode at any minute. Yeah, that's true. We'll be careful with that. Like, for example, the triple Wopper with bacon and cheese burger king, that's only 1,350 calories. a triple because it's not just sugar, right?

20:35Like you can pack so many calories into sugary things. The peanut butter, the sugar, ice cream. I'm telling you, that's like one of, if you want to lose weight, you have to give up ice cream. I won't do it. So bad. You got to say no to ice cream. So no, like you can tell when ice creams back on the table for me. Yeah. Because it's just we're going out. Elevators going out. Elevator is going out. When I stop, when I say, you know what? No, that's it. I'm not. I mean, all the way to goes back down. I've eaten it every night this week. Yeah, I mean, it's not right before bed. Oh, man. That's crazy. Tiny little bastard. Yep. Sure, Anne. So you could try this, Jason. Yeah, you could do it. It's Reese's. Oh, it's peanut butter. Oh, I forgot. That's where the, you know, like you got the blessing there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. With the, it's a blessing and a curse. And then they're praying at peanut butter part, but oh, well.

21:36Yeah, he can eat like endless broccoli nachos. Mmm. Maybe that's why it's because I don't have the peanut butter in my life that I've got. Oh, man. Peanut butter will jump up and buy you. Yeah. Because the way you guys talk about it, I've had to risk my life sometimes. I'm trying to eat better. So I've had to make an effort to get peanut butter out of my life. It was in my life. Yeah. It was in my life. Yeah. You have to. No, I mean, I mean, like I was going crazy because there's so many things that I still haven't tried. And every day I was trying to try something new and I'm like, you got to stop once a week. Now I will. Dave is good. It's got minimal protein in it. That's good. It's got good protein. Yeah. It's got good protein. If I just had like a scoop of peanut butter on a spoon, but I'm not having that. Yeah. 12 pieces of bread. I'm with it. Whatever. I see. I see. You talk about it like you're a dope. I'm not even in my life and I got it. I'm kidding. I'm not. Dude, if I could have done lines of it for a minute, I would have. I was. I was. That is. I was all in.

22:36Yeah. That week, we like, because right before vacation, we. Yeah. I did like a try everything we. Yes. That week on vacation. Can't even. That's a lost week. I think I slipped into a diabetic coma. Yeah. Everything peanut butter I could find. I tried. And we were trying a lot of stuff on the show. I was eating some of what you were eating. Yeah. And then there was donuts involved. And then like, because vacation, I gained a few pounds and I was like, what the hell happened and what I got to get my life back together. It's here. B2. So I just just stop. So that's my one soul on the weekend. I'll try something peanut butter, but that's it. I got to give it together. I got to keep it. It's so good. Are you one of those people who digs through a fast food bag while you're at the window to make sure everything is correct? If not, maybe you should, especially at Taco Bell. I don't really give them a chance to screw something up. A new analysis looked into more than 1600 drive-through visits across 10 major fast food

23:37chains and crushed, crunch the numbers on the places with the best and worst odds of getting it right. Overall, 11% of drive-through orders are wrong. The number one worst Taco Bell, they botch at least 15% of their orders according to this study. Well, so many people go there, right? I know, but McDonald's has their most volume and they're there. They get it right. Yeah, they get it right. I get it right. Wendy's and Duncan are runners up. They both mess up 13% of the time. Burger King and raising canes are next 12% in correct. Oh, that Burger King CEO will hate to hear that. Oh, yeah, you will. They'll get on it. People were trying those new BK nuggets this week. I saw. Oh, really? They're loving them. Maybe they were paid, but they all love it. Yeah, they were paid for sure. Yeah. It was no way. Yeah. Chick-fil-A and McDonald's are the best. They only mess up about 6% of orders. KFC and RV's not great.

24:39Once again, I mean, you just have to know where you're going and then realize I'm going to keep it simple, stupid. You know what I mean? Like where it's like, I'm not going to go crazy. I think like trying, like mixing and matching and saying, leave this one out, but then add all these other ones in and stuff. Just saying plain. I don't do drive-thru's a lot anymore, but is it rude to be like, let me just check to make sure you got everything in here. Like would they be offended at the window if you said that to them? It's your only chance to do something about something to me. Like I feel like I'm not going to drive off and then notice it halfway and then, and, you know, turn around and go back. It would have to be right then and there. Now do I do it? No. Because it is what it is. Whatever's in that bag is what I get. I'm not returning something to get it spit in. Oh, so even if it's wrong, you're not going to say anything.

25:40I'm just going. I don't even, you shouldn't bother. I don't even look. Yeah. I didn't even look. I just get it home, open it up and go, well, guess I'm not eating. The riskiest bet, asking for no ice, that was what they got wrong the most. They probably are told to get it wrong, dude, because they, they're told to get it right to put the whole liquid. Yeah. Yeah, they're hipped. Yeah, they're losing their ass on no ice, dude. That's on purpose. They lose their ass. I mean, they lose their ass. Well, I mean, they're making so much on ice when they're able to fill a couple of ice, that's the one thing about the old TV. They'll fill that thing right to the rim. You got three sips in a large. They don't TV. They're already making so much on the fountain drinks anyway. That's what I'm saying. I mean, they're making an incredible amount of money. So like ice is like, I love it. I see. Yeah, give me all the ice, man. This is my, just my water bottle right here filled with ice. Yeah. I mean, bowl of ice. There's ice and water.

26:41But this thing, I don't mind it as long as like, you know, it's water. So you can fill it full of ice and then it's two sips and then just put a little more in because you're in control, you know, like, you're not in control of that old, because I swear, just get a glass at home, get the largest thing you can get from one of these places that has the ice in it and then pour it in a glass and see how much you're actually getting. Six bucks a week moment. I had a couple of weeks ago. I'm like, you know, try to eat better, but I say that all the time. I know. I know. I know. I know. It's okay. But so I'm like during the whole diarrhea lettuce thing. Yes. The Taco Bell I drive by has been empty, right? There was no one there a couple of weeks. They weren't no one wanted diarrhea. So I'm like, I'm not so I've tried them not so far. So I've tried them not so far. Okay. Okay. Everyday.

27:42I'd be like, I'm not sure for I'm not sure because they had a big sign up. So I'm like, I pull in not sure for I want to have not sure for I's please. That's it. Just not sure for I's. Yeah. Sorry. We're all out of not sure. Oh yeah. I'm like, see you later. See you just left. Honestly, you know what's saving right? Nothing but the man upstairs, bro. Yeah. He's like not today, son. I did the basically the same thing. I was like, I'm finally trying these things. Finally. I was with Rowan. He's like, all right. We're going to sit down and try these things and it was like they came right out of the fridge. Oh, they were like soggy. And I was like, what is going on? It's like they I was like, well, I'll never know how they taste now. I'm a sucker. I never have it. But I'm a sucker for chemical nacho cheese sauce. I am a. Oh, you love it. That's can we go. We all have our vices. I love it. I don't ever have it. At the time I'll get it occasionally once in a blue minute, the theater. I'll get like the nachos with the cheese. Oh, man. If I'm at like a ball game and I can double up on that nacho cheese with a both cup.

28:46Yeah, like, if you want salsa, no, but can I have double cheese? Both. Gotta get one for your house, Dave. A pumper, man. I don't need a pumper. I just not need a pumper. To go along with the hot dog maker and stuff, my step dad's got one of those. He has a nacho cheese pumper. Yeah, you buy the big old bag. The big old. No, it's not bags like the cans of it. Oh, okay. Been there, man, for parties. One day we got to have a nacho cheese day. We can't have a nacho cheese day. Yeah, no, I'm just talking about game and weight. I don't want it. I get this shit out of me. I can't. I can't. I can't. That's what I'm talking about. I can't. I'm ready. No. No. But yeah, that was like the universe saying to me. Yeah, well, yeah. I love it. I was calling them like growing up in Canada. It was like hockey arena nachos. It's like the cheapest form of cheese you can find. The worst chips that you can have, but yum, but yum. But you know, round, no shape to them. Coming up, we're going to get to our first check of the news. What deadly destruction did a 91 year old driver cause in LA?

29:49Why is a woman not being charged for shooting a man over a parking spot dispute? And how did an inmate escape jail using just a pencil? Let's find out. Checking it with the morning. I'm Dave Hunter. Time now for a check of the news. Get off the streets. Old people are driving. Yeah. Buckle up for a ride aboard the symphony of destruction. Most of these turn out surprisingly. Okay, this one not so much. Okay. In a 91 year old, it hurt Tesla. Went out of control in Los Angeles. That's crazy. And slammed into a traitor Joe's parking lot. Oh, yeah. Please, it took that one real hard. Oh, yeah. Well, you hate it to be a place you love. It ain't true. Unfortunately, so you got one.

30:51Okay. Here's the story from KTLA. Los Angeles police say a Tesla driven by a 91 year old race through a parking lot and slammed into a group of people walking near a parking attendance booth, killing one woman and sending four other victims to the hospital. A witness tells us the elderly driver said, oh, no. As she emerged from behind the wheel after the violent collision. As soon as I turn around, I hear a big boom. I turn around, I see a crash. I see a Tesla coming. I'll say like 50, 60 miles an hour. I see, once I see the big, I hear a big boom. I turn around, I see somebody going to go flying from, I believe, the impact of the car. I walk a little closer and I see, I'm not sure it was a younger older female, but she was laying shut up like dressed on a Alicia, fortunately, passed away. It all happened in a Trader Joe's grocery store parking lot in Beverly Grove near the

31:55original farmers market and popular shopping center known as the Grove. Investigators tell KTLA they do not believe this was an intentional act of violence, but rather a horrible accident. Neighbors are in shock. I was walking by and because this is LA in Beverly Hills, I thought this was a movie scene, so I asked this lady what was going on and I heard about the news and it's really heartbreaking, very sad. I shop at that Trader Joe's at least once a week. No, I do my runs on this street and to see the amount of firefighters there today and the amount of commotion and then to find out that what happened is really tragic. Given the fact that emergency officials say the driver was 91 years old, this deadly crash has reignited debate over elderly drivers. The woman behind the wheel was taken to the hospital where authorities are questioning her. Investigators are planning to collect evidence from her Tesla to determine whether the

32:57brakes were applied, her speed at the time of the crash and other issues relevant to this deadly collision. I just didn't think a Tesla would ever be there. This will have to make the ultimate decision whether to file any charges against this 91-year-old driver, but again, police believe this was just a horrible accident. Not really sure what the technology is. But if it's just in self-driving, you're in control, it does nothing, right? I don't know. I have never driven one so I don't know how they work. I just thought, why aren't we going there? Why don't cars stop us from hitting? Well, okay, so my car has like crash avoidance. But it still just is giving me a warning. It doesn't stop the car from stopping the car, right? Yeah. I bet she has a Tesla because she thinks her family may have thought this is good for you.

33:58It will help. And then I don't know, so I don't know what went wrong. How do you not have charges? She killed someone. Right. I know. I mean, still I should automatically do that. Well, that definitely she should not be driving. I hate to say, I mean, I don't know. What do you do? You can't put her in jail. No, I can't. Can you put the kids in jail? No, or you want to go to jail? Yeah, I don't. They crash all the time. No. Come on. Absolutely not. I don't know. You're responsible. No, no jail, but like loss of license and fines and some sort of punisher. But I mean, you did. You killed somebody who just was going to trade her, Joe's. If I died going to trade her, Joe's, oh, I can't even imagine it. Why is that matter? Just there are places I didn't want to die. There's a plaza I go to all the time and it has tons of old people and it's one of the scariest times of my day when I have to go there.

34:58Oh, right. Stressful. Well, you think at any moment your heads are as well. You could be dead. Yeah, one of these old people are going to run you over. It's crazy. And they're just going to come out of it and be like, all the breaks failed. Meanwhile, their foot is right on the gas pedal, pedal to the metal. Right. They say she was shell shocked after she blacked out. Well, because someone flew through the air and was clearly dead on the ground and she probably saw it. Oh, no. Yeah. Another report. I think she said she was trying to hit the break. Of course. Back. They're always trying to hit the break. There's no noise. The break is like a golf cart. All right. So here's a crazy story. A woman shot a man over a parking lot dispute at Walmart. She's not going to face any charges. Why? Here's the story from CBS. I was going to back into that spot. New video released by the Broward County State of Term shows the moments after a woman fatally shot a man over a parking spot outside of Walmart to explain their decision not

36:02to charge her. You're not going to do what are you going to do? It happened in June. Melissa Payne was driving the car circled in yellow and Bart DeGugliozmo was in the SUV both going after the same spot. She ended up with it. And after parking several rows over, he came back and began threatening her according to witnesses. For about a minute and a half, she pointed a gun at him while backing away before firing one shot into his abdomen. She was briefly taken into custody. I told him it's not going to go well for you. Please, the other guys tell him, sir, sir, it's not working. Leave her alone. Prosecutors today cleared Payne based on Florida's standard ground law saying the state would not be able to overcome her claim that she was in fear of great bodily harm. The family of DeGugliozmo has been pushing for charges since this shooting happened saying it was not self-defense. The toxicology report showed he had an amphetamines, THC, and antidepressants in his system. Tony, turn that a step.

37:04The thing is though, like he was, you're in a parking lot. You're backing away and this guy is coming for like, what are you going to do? If you want to talk about something, we can talk at any distance. Good she have gotten her car and left. Just walked away. I know. I know. I really don't want to kill someone. I know, but like, my goal in life, not to kill anyone. Yeah. I don't know. She just like no big deal. She could have injured him. What did she shoot? She's right in the abdomen. She had to many blood out. I mean, the patient died there. And just I don't know. And then she's talking to me. It was just another thing. Yeah, no big deal. Well, and then she got her. And then she got her car. I told him to go to the hospital. And then she's like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Let go. I'm telling you, there's a lot of people all around us right now that are just waiting. Well, we know that we know that they're just waiting to be put in this scenario. It ain't worth it.

38:04That was me and the senior in the parking lot. I'll tell you what I don't understand is this, this is the tough guy attitude of someone pulls a gun out and you're like, I'm not afraid of that. Well, he was on things. So maybe he wasn't thinking. I mean, but what was he like? Do you see anti-depressants and something else? Infotomies. So it could have been some like Adderall or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. There's spots all over the place. Man. I know there's spots all over the place. Okay. She passed the spot though, right? Well, she was she trying to back it. Oh, I see. She was trying to back it. Yeah, like both of them look like the spot wasn't even. Shouldn't have been there. Yeah. Just really know. We're just going to find another spot. It's all marked parking spot. Unless you're Dave and gotten to an argument on the, but if that all time, or what the whole of the time. Yeah. Thankfully, you know, you were an approaching him like that though, right? You were, you were, you were a crowd in his personal space, right? Luckily, Amber was with me. Luckily, Amber was with me.

39:04She'd be careful. No, everybody has to. She'll see that. She had an amber with him. If he had an amber with him, she would have been like, get the whole over here. Don't be an idiot. Yeah, you just have to know or be ready. Yeah, it ain't worth it. You don't want to be in a gunfight without one. No, for sure you don't. All right, now let's talk about the weather. Some powerful storms have been blasting the Midwest. Here's the latest. Severe storms on the move. And it's just four. Tens of millions now in the crosshairs. Multiple tornado warnings already, including for the city of Detroit. We have the tornado warning for Wayne County. We have the tornado warning actively for Washington County and for Oakland County. Flooding rains, emerging streets in Milwaukee. Trees snapping, limbs crashing into homes in Wakasha County, Wisconsin. In Lancaster County, Pennsylvania residents say they believe lightning caused this early morning apartment fire. Officials are still investigating this after extreme weather on Wednesday.

40:04Reakt havoc on Rogers Stadium in Toronto. Entire seating sections destroyed. Strong winds and rain pummeling this neighborhood. Police helping stranded drivers to dry land. The brutal wind tearing apart scaffolding. These workers scrambling to safety. And here scaffolding smashing through a high-rise window. Two guys were on it screaming. Then they heard this big smashing glass. The weather already impacting holiday travel. Travelers in New York's LaGuardia airport telling us they're frustrated. Flight has been delayed three times today. Whether it's air traffic or it's weather, let's just figure it out and get us down there. And at this airport alone, more than 80 flights canceled. More than 500 flights delayed. Valerie Castro joins us now live from LaGuardia. Valerie, you know you're checking the boards. Their delays are already starting to pile up as weather is hitting major airports. Yeah, Tom, tonight there are already more than 8,000 flights. Delayed across the country. You can see some of those on the flight board here behind me.

41:05The TSA says more than 17 million people are expected to fly over the next several days. Now in the Detroit area, one of the biggest issues as always is power. Man, he lose power at the blink of an eye in some parts of Detroit. Thousands are without power this morning. Here's that story from WXY. I'm Randy Wimbley in Detroit. This neighborhood is one of many across the city where residents have been in the dark. Since last night, the storm taking down tree limbs and power lines. Actually, it's terrible. It's real terrible. Like it was so hot last night, me and the kids. Like we just had to thug it out from Chandler Park on the east side to Warren Dale on the west. Residents are on edge after severe storms ripped through Southeast Michigan, leaving thousands across Detroit in the dark. So now we got to get ready to leave our home and go over to somebody else's house because it is. Or probably got to go spend money on the road. Because we don't know how long it's going to be. This is ridiculous. This is pitiful.

42:05I can see it be that all the yesterday. But I will put my makeup on. Dorothy Wheeler is anxiously watching the clock, worried about hundreds of dollars in groceries going bad. Muhammad Beige says he's already hard hit. I'm food and fridge. I throw it away like just now. So it's been horrible. In addition to the crews already on the ground, DTE says another 800 out of state workers are on route to assist. But this latest round of alleges comes at a sensitive time as DTE seeks a nearly half billion dollar electric rate increase. We'll pay more as long as everything is good. You know, but for not if we're just going to pay more and we're not, you know, going to be out of it. What's the point? DTE is estimating that 80% of the homes and businesses without power should be back online sometime Thursday. And that was before Thursday's store was here. Yeah. And then it got so much worse. Over 200,000 people without power in the area right now. Yeah, there is a drill through a big section that hold that's bad.

43:06What was flooded yesterday is now dark today. So they had a double whammy of like, oh, the sewers didn't do their job one day. All the powers out the next day. Fun. Yeah, the there is reports. I think it's confirmed yet reports of a tornado forming right near Birmingham, but didn't touch the ground. Yeah, I saw a video of that, which was like, you know, one that formed in deer born apparently. One that formed in east Detroit. Again, nothing has been there was one that formed out by me. I'm pretty sure I drove straight through it with the kids home. Wow. I wouldn't pick them up earlier than I normally. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, you can't fly by the ladies like you get you should stay here. I was like, no, I'm taking my kids. We're going home. Yeah. That was stupid. There was stuff flying all over me. Oh, right. Ryan, you are insane, man. Like, I want to hear Danny go. I'm like, shut up, dude. I can't even see. Yeah. Yeah. We made it. That's it.

44:06Good to hear. That's good. I could hear. I can't even see. Father of the, yeah, my kid, Aiden was in, they sent them all to the bathrooms. It worked like, oh, really? The storms once it started getting crazy there and to take shelter. Luckily, everyone's okay. All right. This is not how it should happen. You should not be able to escape jail using a pencil. But it is exactly what happened in South Carolina yesterday. That's your story now. From WSOC TV. This is video inside the Chesterfield County jail Tuesday night. Chesterfield County Sheriff Campbell Streeters says inmate Charles D. Tritch used a pencil to pop the lock on his jail cell. They figured out that if they lift the door a little bit, lift it up, just pull it up and it triggered the lock. The 30 year old squeezed out of this cell, other inmates stayed behind. Yeah. He walked through a kitchen area out of an unlocked door and then scaled the bar wire fence outside.

45:10He was in the part of jail to 50 years old, a 50 year old building with 50 year old doors and 50 year old locks. For years, we've told you about problems here, including inmates jumping out windows and knocking down doors. Last week, Sheriff Campbell Streeter told us he invited the State Department of Corrections inside to help enhance security. Today, one SDC official told me many of the lock mechanisms inside the jail are too old for upkeep. And the door, D. Tritch, broke out of, had just been identified as a problem. They don't put doors in jail like this anymore. I mean, everything's the security standards are much, much better now. We told you County Council will put a penny sales tax on the ballot in November asking voters to build a new $50 million jail. I would vote in favor of it because you think about the criminals that go, let's put in there. I got to go through all my chains out. I thought I'd come to you today every voter I spoke to said they're willing to pay to protect the public for our safety.

46:14And for theirs too. Man, there's not a tooth in this house. Investigators say that a person inside of the jail who works there quickly noticed that inmate was gone. He was found about 20 minutes later, not very far from the jail here. He's back in jail tonight. The SCDC official that I spoke to earlier today told me that this is likely the second oldest jail in the state of South Carolina. I mean, I get it like there's no point generally to trying to bust out of jail. This guy busts out of jail and he's right back in in 20 minutes at the same time though. If you've broken out of jail, you're a person who broke out of jail. Which is pretty cool. Is it cool? It's not pretty cool because you're just going to spend a lot more time. I know. If my whole life is just, you know, I just go to jail all the time. I would love to have that little feather in my cap street.

47:15Of I broke out of jail one time. No, man. Man, you're not going to get any privileges there. You're going to be in the state of the process. Just for credit. It's just for like an achievement. I like collecting achievements. You do you. I just think I'd be much better at getting away. Like once I'm out, I'm not lingering for 20 minutes. No, I just, I think a lot of these places are probably in the middle of nowhere. It's not like Uber just comes by and picks you up or something like that. It's like we're hard. I'm like getting out of here. Plus, it was probably just like, I'm going for it. I can't, I know it'll work. I'm doing this. I can't take it anymore. It is a bad day if you're on your e-bike and you're underneath a Volkswagen. That's what happened to someone in Pennsylvania. Luckily, some good Samaritans banded together to lift that Volkswagen off the e-bike rider. Here's the story. The woman on the e-bike doesn't know it yet, but she's headed for trouble.

48:17She collides with a classic Volkswagen Beetle. A car you don't see much these days and gets pinned underneath. I got one track under her car. A driver tries to help. Then a local business owner runs over to see if she can do anything. Then a lady from another business. Wait, there's more. Here comes the FedEx guy. Something like this guy. Come on, come on. More good Samaritans arrived. Then altogether now, they lift the Beetle. Careful! Don't run like a beautiful car. In all, nine bystanders joined in, including this fellow who was so laid back, he didn't even take the dangling cigarette out of his mouth. The drama unfolded at this intersection in Prospect Park just outside Philadelphia. Today, the local police is calling the rescue quote, Heratism in its purist form. I heard a bang. Chrissy Volmer was the first hero to run to the accident. She owns a sign store. That's her in the video. Could you hear the victim screaming? I could hear the victim saying, get this car off with me. Yeah.

49:17Over and over again. Everyone just lifted the car. Nail salon owner Kevin Wynn was also there. His attitude, just coming help out. Prospect Park Police Chief, Dave Madonna, stopped by Chrissy store today. Thank you so much. I appreciate everything you did. No worries. Are you guys super strong? Just call them. Oh no. Beetle brigade. Come on now. The daughter of the injured woman tells us her mom suffered multiple broken ribs, a shoulder injury that required surgery, and a collapse lung. She says she will never forget the strangers who stopped to help. Yeah, so obviously the Volkswagen guy just a weird, he was going to turn and the bike lane is right there, and she was sort of right in probably a blind spot. He got her. Was there a bike lane there? It looked crosswalk. Oh. Shocking the e-bike person wasn't paying attention.

50:17She was going to be flying. I heard a cyclist. She was passing cars. Well, yeah. It's an e-bike. It's got a normal, but you should probably respect the rules of the road. Like, stay all right in that front spoke. Hey. Yeah. Everybody else is doing a certain speed limit. Ooh, the boat. We sure will. We sure will. Yeah. Well, of course you do, but we care more about the heroes, I think, from that new story. Yeah. Show us your muscles. By the way, she had surgery, and she's really imbeciling. Yeah. Thanks. All right, a alligator, a 12 and a half foot long alligator caught in the Savannah River. This thing looks like a dinosaur. Well, it is. Massive killer dinosaur. Here's that story. The 12 and a half foot gator was caught by Mason Dodd and Tony Jones. The parents say they use special alligator hooks on their rods to catch it. They were able to harvest more than 160 pounds of meat and have set the hide off to a Tanner.

51:19That's scary. That's huge. When we first hooked it, he stayed on the water for probably an hour and a half, two hours. Before he came up for air. And that first time he came up for air is when we realized we had to look something a little different than we thought. You know, especially as a hunter, when you kind of come across a trophy or something like that, and you know, something that large, you know, you're just like, oh, I mean, you know, this is what you dream of. That's what they dream of. It's a nightmare for me. Wow. Nuts. Man, you're doing all that in flops. Yeah. You're just asking to get eaten. Flops are bad ass. Flops are bad ass. I said, no one ever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I just did. Man, you're not really sure. Get that toe. You get that toe area caught and something. Next thing, you know, you're in that gator's mouth. You were the thongs like that. No, I don't. Yeah. Well, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. No, I don't. He used to.

52:19I don't know. I generally don't like the thongs. Never liked that feeling. It hurts. It's uncomfortable. You don't like your toes being separated? I don't like a thaw in general. In always. Sandal. What I got thawing man to you. A little bit. A little bit. Probably. And now a couple of amazing finds a family in England. You watch guys will probably finish over this just discover they had a small fortune sitting in an old jewelry box. It was a 1930s. Patek Philippe wristwatch. Okay. That sold at auction for $80,000. Okay. At first, they thought they'd get about six or seven grand for the watch. But a fierce bidding war pushed the final price to almost $80,000. Apparently, these watches are exceptionally rare. So this auction drew interest from collectors around the world. Well, those watches in the first place are in.

53:21They're insanely. Yeah. They're insanely priced. And so. You know, like you could understand even though the watch isn't in great condition, just to be able to say, oh, yeah, I have one of those from 1920. There's going to be a chic somewhere that wants it. Yeah. You know. Hmm. I saw one of these at a discount shop in Turkey. Yeah. That was real. Yeah. Very nice. Philippe was spelled a little bit. Oh, it was a Batek Philippe. Yeah. But it was so nice. Oh, my God. Probably printed on and it'll fall right to pieces. Yeah. That's the same one. It's not real. No, it's not the real one. So I just got to do without. And a landlord in Milwaukee was cleaning out a vacated apartment and made an incredible discovery. An original Pablo Picasso etching that was stolen from a gallery in 2018. Oh, do I have to give it back?

54:22Yeah. Oh, landlord had to turn it over to the police. The gallery owner later confirmed it was the real deal. The artwork was valued at about 50 grand when it disappeared. You can't do anything with it though, right? Because it's a stolen piece of artwork so you can't sell it. No, I guess not. What do you do with it? You can never make any money from it. You could just held on to it. I guess if you wanted to, but I guess that's how I would have loved, you know, have that. I mean, that's, yeah. But you don't want to tell everyone because then your house will be well, the thing about that thing, yeah, you'll be robbed. Is the, it was 50 grand when it was stolen, but like, what's it going to be even 10 years from now? What's it going to be even 20 years from now? It's like, oh, man, we're going to take a break. When we come back celebrity dirt and sports news, we knew there was something up with that wheel of fortune announcer. Oh, do we find out? Oh, my God. It is a shocking bit of information.

55:24Okay. That has come to light about this guy. We will explain when we return. Also, which star has seen alien ships flying around? And what are the new details about that guy claiming to be a 49er looking for love? All that and much more on the way after this. Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freeze. What has been a restaurant deal breaker for you at one of those buffets? We saw a really old man use the serving spoon to scratch his back and put it right back. That's what it's convenient. God, we've seen a lot of old people's backs. What do you mean? You're talking about what do you get up to? What did you just say? What I said, Lisa, was I've seen a lot of old people's backs. I don't know what you're in here. I'm not on. I just want to know now. I never mind. That Dr. Pimple Popper lady deals with a lot of old people's backs.

56:24You want to talk about how disaster. Dave and Chuck the Freeze. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday. What is Friday? Yeah. Come on. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday. It's Friday. What is Friday? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, sweet Friday bitches. How are you? It is the 4th of September. And thanks for joining us here on Dave and Chuck the Freeze. We're about to get down with some celebrity dirt and sports news. Let's do it. Let's get down. What shocking new info has come to light about that wheel of fortune announcer? We knew it was bad. We knew it had to be bad. Had to be bad. Which star has seen alien ships flying around? And could I get lost in Dolly Parton's titties?

57:25I'll explain. I will explain. Just name a mountain range after him. Coming up. First in sports yesterday, the SEC filed suit against LSU in Alabama's US District Court. The suit alleges that LSU has violated the league's first amendment right of expressive association by ignoring rules that prohibit signing and playing former NFL players. In addition to the school, name defendants include the LSU Board of Supervisors, the president, the head coach. The suit was filed while SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey and others were testifying during a different hearing in a Louisiana state court. What a mess. It is. What do they just want to play football? It's just such a disaster. There's a rule that former NFL players are not allowed to play. Right. Okay. So then you go play in the NFL and then it doesn't work out and then you decide I'm going to go back to school and finish my degree and then you're like, can I try out for the football team? Is that like what's happening?

58:25Yeah. I think because there's some. Yeah. Most of these, most of these guys are going to like camps and getting cut and then going back like the LSU. They want a tight end who went to the draft didn't get drafted this year. Got cut from camp. Now they're trying to sign them to go back. So let's do that. What's a big deal? I always thought once you made your choice, like I'm going to try for this. That's how you can go back. That everybody makes money now. Yeah. It's all changed. Everything's changed. Yeah. It's a big distraction. We just want to, you know, like we want a good season. The last year was horrible with the team. Yeah. I'm like, please. I think if you didn't make the cut, you should be allowed to go back. Yeah. I mean, I could see it because it's like you're making money anyway, but at the same, you know, I guess in the NBA, like it's always been that way where you kind of like right to the last second, you're like, hey, I think I'm going to go on the draft. And then if you don't think you're going to go high enough, like don't you pull your name

59:26out of it right at the last second. So you could maybe go back or you allowed to not get drafted and go back to school. I don't. I mean, they'd have to make a rule that like by declaring for the draft. You can go back to your eligibility or like whatever time you have left to play is then void it. Yeah. If they have to make, if they don't have a ruling like that, then, you know, like I can go back and play. Like I have eligibility to play. Yeah. You know, like you should be if you have the eligibility. Yeah, there's no rule. Unless there's a rule that's like once you declare or once you've made that choice. Right. And I guess I always thought there was. Like I guess I always thought like once you declared for the draft, you were saying, okay, I'm now a professional athlete. Now that you see guy commissioner wants LSU out of the conference. So join the big 10. And it's a big 25. No, that'll end up happening at some point anyways. Yeah. Come on in. Wow. One big league. Yeah.

1:00:26Yeah. Well, the teams all the teams, it'll just be one conference of just the teams that matter. Former NFL quarterback and sports analyst Mark Sanford. Sanchez apparently has struck a deal and he's going to plead guilty. Yes. NBC. Tonight former NFL quarterback and sports analyst Mark Sanchez striking a deal agreeing to plead guilty in connection with a 2025 stabbing incident in downtown Indianapolis according to a court document, which does not specify what charge Sanchez has agreed to plead guilty to. His trial was set to begin later this month. Sanchez is attorney writing. We are finalizing an agreement with the prosecutor's office that provides a path toward resolving the state's case. Sanchez was facing multiple criminal charges, including felony battery after allegedly attacking 69 year old delivery man, Perry toll. The former New York Jets quarterback had been in town to call the Indianapolis Colts game. Video showed Sanchez in the early morning hours, bloody and appearing to stumble moments after the alleged fight.

1:01:28Sanchez was the county prosecutor describing the incident in 2025. We are literally talking about people fighting over a parking space. According to the police, the driver told officers Sanchez smelled like alcohol and that he feared he was trying to kill him. Both men ended up in the hospital. Sanchez was treated for stab wounds and toll was slashed in the face and left with a deep gash. The road victory Sanchez has become a familiar face on Fox Sports after his career in the NFL ended. A month after he was arrested, Fox Sports confirmed he was no longer with the network. Stephanie Gask NBC News. Well, tonight, I almost think it's not fair when they show the footage of like him being stabbed and like bloodied and then they blur out what he did to that man in his face. I knew you identify him, right? Well, yeah, it's out there though. I think we saw it one time because it is a nasty gash across his face.

1:02:29And it's like, you know, yeah, you know, but it's it's like, but yeah, I heard it's going to be a possible charge of like slight battery with a little boo boo. Slight battery that I think he wants to bleed because he's got all that money. Someone said, I knew he was a dirty Sanchez. Oh, well, yeah, and then you just destroyed your whole life. You're that drunk though, right? He had to be that like out of his mind wasted, right, to not realize, oh crap, what am I doing here? I can't got a guy. You know, and he got stabbed that night, you know, it's like you're you could have died over a parking spot too. And you could have killed someone over a parking spot. It ain't worth it. Yeah. But then once someone does that when they've like had a few drinks, it's like, oh, okay, one of that. I can't we can't you can't be a part of our broadcast. No, no, no, no, ever again.

1:03:31Like you're a loon. All right, we've been following this story about this fake 49ers player who convinced a whole bunch of women to believing that he was a 49er. Yeah, I started watching some of his workouts and trying to get money out of them in a big scam. It worked. He got a ton of cash from a ton of ladies. A couple though didn't fall for it. And they're telling their side of the story now to NBC News. The photos might be believable. The US Attorney's Office in Oregon says 35 year old Dejan love put these pictures of him and 49ers uniforms or living lavishly online and shared them with women looking for love. It's part of what authorities say he used to scam dozens of women across Oregon, Washington, Idaho and California. Dominic DeBose matched with love on a dating app last year. He had pictures on his profile of him playing for the Niners said that he was NFL receiver. I think I receiver something. But the receiver felt like a deceiver to DeBose. So she immediately began investigating eventually unearthing lie after lie.

1:04:33I kind of called him out for it. Like I know you're not who you say you are. And that's when he stopped talking. I blocked him and because I don't have contact anymore. The US Attorney's Office said love with lure women in and later used 18 year old Taylor Chan who posed as his financial advisor. More documents say the scheme going from at least February 2022 until their arrest last month and when as far as creating fake bank accounts that appear to show their investments growing after they sent love money. Court documents say one woman lost more than $87,000. Collectively the pair pocketing more than $1.3 million. Authorities say once they had no more money to invest, ask too many questions or for related documentation. Love blocked communications with them but kept their money. Others say they've identified at least 26 women who were victims of love and chance elaborate scheme. No, it's going to be way more. AOFay now lives in Southern California but she says back in 2023 while living in San Jose, she matched with love on a dating app and later met him at Westfield Valley Fair

1:05:33where he showed up decked out in 49ers here. And he called some time to prove that he was real or whatever and he had money by coming with all these bags. She said it ended abruptly when she wouldn't send him any money. Both women say they're now speaking out because they want love and chance to pay for their harm and manipulation and because other women can't or feel too ashamed to. It's funny to some but for others, it's not. For me, I don't have to experience that so I can laugh here and there but at the end of the day I do know what the other women are going through and I couldn't imagine having to go through that emotion. In the Central Valley, Giavang and BC Bay Area News. A scam that was so big that he was everything. He was trying to get everything for free. He'd be messaging restaurants himself, which is weird because they get a personal. They get a personal. They do it. Hey, lots of love from Desjans. Yeah. Throw some burgers this way and we'll run you right into the end zone. At least pretend to be a PR person or whatever.

1:06:35Right. All these things. I'm posing with like a platter of burgers next to this guy. I think you know ribs and it's like he ran this scam into the ground. I love this idea. Yeah, you feel bad for the women but this guy is awesome. Yeah. It's such a funny thing to do. Have you seen any of like the online influencers showing how easy it is to do this stuff though? No. There's guys doing it like a one guy saw a took a helmet and wore a shirt and walked into a dealership and got like a two week test drive. Like let me drive for a couple of weeks. People are just dumb. You really are. Well, yeah, you're right. And they fall for like his mug shot. I don't even know how he got any. He got crazy. He kept the helmet on for a reason because he's got a 12. Easy. Well, it's the thing he'd show up to like dinner in a helmet. Yeah. Sure. And he knew like to have a headband on and hide that 12 head. What kind of a player just carries this helmet everywhere? No one. Into the dealership. It's the cool guy like motorcycle into the bar move, right?

1:07:39That's it. I'm going to bring my helmet. Yeah. I have a hard time feeling completely sorry for the women because I feel sorry for when it's like an elderly person or you know, you're taking advantage of or you're not in your right mind. But when you're you should know better. Well, because you're a woman that would do her due diligence and that's the difference right? That is the difference. The second, you know, even if it was like, oh, yeah, no, I started to see this girl. Her name is this. At least it might even be like, just hold on. Let me check it out. Yeah. But everyone should be like that. Do you know that person is nuts when she started being arrested seven times? Yeah, I know all that. Google wasn't even a big deal when she started with us, but there was a private investigator hired to make sure we were on the up and up. She did her drars. Yeah. I mean, just a simple Google of the guy's name. Even though I guess he kind of rigged it so the Google is pulling from the fake sites he created. So he was kind of coming up in searches. Yep. What can you ask like is that is he on the team?

1:08:39You can just check the roster. You can check the roster. There's so many ways. Yep. I don't know. Yeah. I would be embarrassed. I wouldn't go to the news. No. It is. It's super embarrassing. And I think that's one I think there's many more victims because they're sure to come forward. Well, the truth is though, like anyone that you meet, even if like you fell, you're all for the, oh yeah, he's like a 49er. You should never give anyone your money. No. And you should never start investing in Bitcoin because of some guy that you met on Tinder or something says that you should invest. Like there is a point where like the buck stops with you. You don't have to take responsibility. You have to be smart. Yeah. All right, moving on to celebrity dirt. We've had a big unsolved mystery this week. We have a side mystery now. Why the Wheel of Fortune announcer Jim Thornton was suspended from the show, even though he was kicked off a plane, didn't face any charges. Wheel of Fortune still has edited his already recorded voice out of some episodes and are

1:09:42replacing him in the new season, which led us to believe, this is something bad. Has to be bad. This is something bad, even though he wasn't charged. And it's all alleged. Yeah. What's alleged has to be something bad. And it is. And obviously you can be charged at a later date as well, you know. So back in May when he was on that flight and he had his laptop open, he was apparently chatting on a site for people who are into pedophilia. Oh, what? Oh, it's way worse than I thought. What? That's way, way worse. Way worse. How we didn't. Okay. It was a pedophile chat room. And he just went on a plane and he says he was given a long, a wrong link. Anyway, let's take a listen here. More details are coming to light about the incident that led to Wheel of Fortune and Answer, Jim Thornton's suspension. After the iconic game show took its longtime MC off air on September 1st over undisclosed

1:10:45allegations from an American Airlines flight, the passenger involved in the May incident told TMZ that she saw messages on his computer that made it seem like he was in a chatroom for pedophiles. The outlet obtained photos allegedly showing Thornton's computer on his tray table with messages in a chatroom discussing, quote, a couple of cute boys and a hot little girl, as well as the acronym CP, which the passenger believes stood for child pornography. It's unclear if Thornton was the one who sent any of the messages. Thornton's lawyer, Allison Hart, told TMZ that the chatroom is, quote, not unlawful, and there is no unlawful child pornography or other pedophilic content. She added, my client never viewed, downloaded, or consumed any child pornography, whether on that commercial flight in May or at any other time. The attorney explained the situation by saying that Thornton had become involved in suicide prevention advocacy and had previously visited the help site 988lyfline.org, and its chat forum chat.988lyfline.org to talk with people in need.

1:11:49However, this time an acquaintance from his suicide prevention community had sent him a link to this chatroom with a similar name that had sexual content. The attorney added, when my client understood what the website was about, he left the page and has not visited since. Though according to TMZ, it appears Thornton was in the chatroom for 57 minutes based on the photos. American Airlines told E-News in a statement that flight 1276 was met by law enforcement after arriving at Los Angeles International Airport on May 14th, following concerns reported by a customer on board. So TMZ has the pictures, the screen caps of what was caught by this passenger who was sitting, I guess was she sitting beside him. I don't know. Good for her. What are you? I'm a German. Who do you like, sir? If you accident, listen, oh my god, I can't even imagine. But if I accidentally click a link that takes me into a pedophilia chat room, okay, is it

1:12:54that he was in a chat room? And this looks exactly like that suicide prevention room? But it had key words in there that would indicate, and he was on in there for 57 minutes. I'm trying to wrap my mind around even someone who's into child porn to do it on a plane in front of every single person there. Well, can we go to the messages? Because it says something about being on a plane. So like you can see which one is him responding. Yeah. It's one of those seven gets crazy to do that on a plane at the top. So hard to see. Yeah, it's going to. I can't see it. Like which I don't know which screenshot it was, but one of them has the text of what was said. See right there. Well, it's crazy doing lifeline from the sky.

1:13:57Wait, you're on a plane. What does somebody see? Oh, not like you're doing anything illegal. It says LOL. So he's one of lines. It just looks like lines on a screen. I love it. There's yeah. But is that him or is that someone saying to him, it's crazy doing lifeline from the sky? Well, I think they're saying it to him. But he's got to be he's got to be one of these people. Like somebody knows he's on a plane. Why would you say that? And then it says like somebody got arrested getting off the tube and because he had CP on his phone as wallpaper. Which CP is chopper andography. Yep. On the tube, maybe on a personal desktop, but on the tube, yep, wow, that takes balls. I remember there was a guy on a plane who was actually looking at CP on his laptop on the flight. And then they put links to the stories about that. How are you so addicted? They can't go a few hours without looking at something illegal. I mean, I can't really get into jet.

1:15:01This is crazy to me. This is insane to me. It's absolutely unbelievable. I mean, the story checks out with Hollywood, but you can't tell what his username is or what he's. And what's up with the suicide? Are they just trying to make him see like a good guy? Well, this is what I'm trying to do. Like, do they all use that? That's all I said. He often visited a suicide prevention website called 988 Lifeline.org and it's chat forum chat.988 Lifeline.org. Okay. You can see a link to a different chat room. Lifeline.chat from an acquaintance at the suicide prevention group. Lifeline.chat is for people with had a feeling of thoughts. Could it be that vague? You have no idea what these people are talking about. He's old, but they're saying like they're clearly saying. Okay. CP on the two of that. Lisa, I would not know what CP meant.

1:16:04I would have no one would take you a minute to figure out what's going on. And if you're just, I mean, I don't know. What is my job? I get sorry. I don't. I know I don't either. I don't either. But if I, if my job is to go on to this Lifeline, you know, suicide prevention thing, what my job is is to scroll through the chat until I see someone who's like, I want to kill myself. And then I interact with that person. And I'm like, Hey, man, I see you're saying that stuff. What's going on? If he's just, but they're saying like it's bold to be on a plane with this. That's what they're saying in that conversation. Like, oh, and he's like kind of like, he's typing here. Yeah, it reminded me of Benanza and Pandarosa a couple of chains we had growing up. What? Like he's talking about restaurant. I can't see. I want to refuse the gym. Another red all you can eat boy fat referring to a restaurant where they can find underage

1:17:07kids. Come on, now. He just didn't think anyone would be paying attention to his screen or didn't care. Or, you know, obviously, he's allegedly messed up. Well, right. Something's wrong with it. What is the actual website? Right? Well, yeah, like at the top, your supposed to go to, I'm sure it looks nothing like. And this is what I'm with this is what I was saying. Like if I went on the one that he says and it's all a white screen with like, and it looks like Twitter or it looks like Reddit and it doesn't look like that. And you would know instantly like, I'm not on the right thing, but to be typing things yourself, which is like, and if allegedly you type something about a boy, fake or whatever, you're that. Yeah. I don't want to go to those websites, but I don't even want to try to tell you. Can you go to the not this one?

1:18:09The suicide one. The suicide one. The suicide one. Go down. What is it? The one that came down a little more. Oh, okay. Well, I'll just click on it here. Yeah, that's right. That's the loudest suicide survey first. Oh, well, I want to kill myself. So, oh, no, it looks nothing already. Well, optional phone number. Just do like, say, no, I don't, you know, say, I just put a chart to free. Yeah, yeah, the free. I'm not upset. I'm doing okay. Don't do that. He's me. Many comments about it. Yeah. He's been a lot actually. Yeah, it's totally different. It is like the same type of thing though. Hey, they're going to connect us to a council. Oh, no, but if I click off, they're going to think I've killed myself. No, I'll just check in the cell for news. Right. No, I'm not typing anything. Goodbye. Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. I think anything in a friggin. But I don't, where's the chat room?

1:19:09No. It's not on night mode. Yeah. If you had that on night mode, it might actually look exactly like that. But the problem is you are typing things in the bottom. Well, and looking at it, it's not a full chat room, the suicide one. It like where you were, it'll take you to a therapist, almost like one of those, you know, oh, so like, it's a whole new chat room. Yeah. Yeah. So he's like the therapist on the other end of the line. When Dave gets on there and is like, I feel like I'm going to harm myself. Hey, hold on. We're going to connect you with this person. So he's only talking to one person. Right. Really? That's how it sounds. Yeah. So it's not even close to the same thing. Not even close. Well, this is why. I'm thinking that's him, right? Jim Bean. Mm-hmm. I would think. But then if he's in the red, look what he wrote about the C-put CPN. Mom just found Billy's ice pack that I made him nine hours ago.

1:20:09He's now just a wet spot on his bed. I don't understand. I know. I mean, you don't. There's probably code and stuff that is. I think there's a lot of code. Yeah. So there's a lot of code. I mean, I don't know if that's him or not. It's hard to tell if that because I'm looking for this message. The bananas on the hospital plan. Well, it hasn't been interpreted yet. Yeah. This was before. I thought maybe we'd see it in the movies, but no. Yeah, but they're talking all of them. They're talking about restaurants and then he's typing out a message about a restaurant. It's like you're engaging in whatever they're talking about. Once again, as lawyer says, he was never arrested or charged with a crime. Well, no, because they had determined no crime had occurred. In short, my client did nothing wrong because going to a chat site, even chatting about, like I just thought this guy was on 4chan. That's like what I literally thought when you started describing, I'm like, oh, was he on just 4chan? And like, you scroll 4chan, there's going to be terrible things discussed.

1:21:12But can I, I mean, for me to be speaking in a chat room, I'd have to create a profile in a username, right? I don't know. You could just, you could pick one every single time you enter. One hasn't used a name. Yeah. He was on Lifeline. He was on a totally different. Oh, yeah, yeah. He claims that he claimed it was sent to him. I wonder why someone. He was sent to a different chat room from an acquaintance at the Suicide Prevention Group. That's what he claims. Even though they talk about certain things on there, there's no unlawful. That's what I'm saying. So it's all just chat. It's not like no one is sharing pictures. No one is doing, you know, whatever. So that's why the cops couldn't arrest him. That's why you can't be arrested for that. That it doesn't mean that you can't lose your job. Right. And that's why Wheel of Fortune was like, hey, we got to get him out of the show.

1:22:12Yeah. I get that makes a lot of sense. And honestly, they did it all. They were trying to do it all before these photos came out. If you spent 57 minutes in a pedophilia chat room. Yeah. I'm sorry. Well, no one is talking about taking their life or thoughts as suicide. No. So I can't be confused. No. Not a good defense. All it takes is you see the stuff that he's typing himself to. And the thing is this is just the, I don't know if this is every single photo. You know, to TMZ, get every single one maybe. How many photos could you take without the guy noticing? I feel like this guy didn't give an F. Doesn't seem like it. If you're in this kind of chat room on a plane and you know what it is, you don't give an F. I'm wondering if like, being on the plane does it disguise your IP?

1:23:16Not if she's like on the Wi-Fi. Maybe it's on the Wi-Fi. Right. Like you would say Delta Wi-Fi or whatever. It just, you know, looks like this lady was sitting across the aisle from him. Well, she must. She was a looked and by chance read something that was weird. I know. Otherwise, it just looks like a chat room. Great eyesight. I know. Mary and I would just see blur. Great phone too, because from that far, there's another one. What's that say? Uh-huh. Wow. Matt. I don't know. Yeah, he was still typing. He was still typing. Yeah, man. I mean, we knew it was bad. I didn't think it'd be this. I didn't think it'd be this because my brain can't even. He's Nicholas eight. He's Nicholas B 77 because look, he's typing. Ha, ha, wow. He's replying to Jim Beam. Three acres is like my entire town. And he replies. Ha, ha, wow. A metropolis then.

1:24:18He's Nicholas 877. So like when you go through the Nicholas 877 messages, you know, because the one guy in the red was saying he's the one that shared the link about someone getting arrested on the plane. It's crazy doing lifeline from the sky. Exactly. What if someone sees a random sequence of lines on a screen? I love it. I hide the part that says lifeline. So it's just a few lines. It's a big middle finger to demand who takes away every other enjoyable activity. We see L's have. There you go. There you go. That's how I mean. That's it. Like child lover. That's it. Oh, dude. He's been married for a long time. Do you know the bathroom for a quick wink on the 737? Okay. Yeah. That's a suicide. I wonder if you were really horny. How fast could you jack off in flight? But it's happened a lot under blankets. Does that count as the mile high clip? Oh, definitely. Ew.

1:25:19See you. Bye bye. Dictator Dave time. Oh, yeah. Ninety night. Yeah. Dictator Dave. No questions. Yep. No, because this kind of creep. This is the kind of creep that has some kind of weird. Like he's got connections. He's got, you know, um, oh, yeah. Bring all the people down. The game show and no, man. Uh-uh. You knew it had to be bad. That's really bad. Brutally. I think that's the worst thing I thought. Way worse than I thought. That's like just put them in a room. Let a couple of lumbaries in there. I mean, I don't even. Yeah, it's going to take a long time. Yeah. A long time. Yeah. No, you get why they added a mile out of all the shows. Yes. Well, that was it. And that's the thing, like I'm like, what could it have been? I mean, to go through the process of trying to like, is it's going to sound like crap?

1:26:21Your shows definitely affected by it. You think they'll investigate him further for this because there would be a lot of evidence. As I said, it does just because you're not charged initially doesn't mean that they aren't. They know everything you do online. Exactly. If they and the truth, truth be told, uh, they could be interacting with him this whole time on some of these sites because he thinks he's gotten away with it for who knows how long and the cops aren't interested. And then you find out one of these dudes has been a cop watching this guy for who knows how long. I mean, I'd be building a case is what I can't believe is they didn't take the laptop right away. But I mean, you have to have a search warrant. Right. And you have to like as they're saying, nothing illegal is being shown or shared here. No, but I would bet my ass that if we got his stuff. I'm sure Chuck, but I'm thinking of the cops.

1:27:22There's they can't do anything there. Yeah, no, they couldn't do anything there. He shows them this whole chat, even though it's alluding to bad things. Yeah. Nothing illegal is being shared. I mean, if I was a colleague, I don't know what the rules are. But like if I was, I would just take these photos instantly to like a judge and say, hey, listen, we want to get every single electronic device out of this guy's house. How do you not do that? Yeah. He's been like everyone so protected. He's the one that said I remember there was a guy on a plane who was actually looking at CP on his laptop on the flight. He didn't fare so well either. He allegedly wrote that comment. He's the guy using all the CP and the CL. That's him allegedly, allegedly. Yeah. Yeah, allegedly, but we see the allegedly, you know, get us on the case. Yeah. No chance. Come on now. Oh, man. I just, if nothing happens out of this, does that not just, it's just enough.

1:28:24I mean, I get it. Nothing happens to any of these people, you know what I mean? Fortunately. Like, unfortunately, it's like everything's supposed to be released and we don't, you know, there is a layer of protection for these creeps. And I don't, I don't understand why there is, but there is. There's a layer of protection. Well, certain people have powerful people protecting them. This guy, I can't imagine anyone powerful wanting to protect. You just never know. I feel like there's more powerful people involved in all of that whole world than we could even understand, you know? Yeah. Like, he was a part of one of the biggest shows for the last 30, 30, 40 years. No, not that one. He replaced the 80s. Well, one of saying is that show itself has been a mega show for that long. It's like, you never know who's involved with anything, but they did the right thing. They're like, you're gone. Yeah, they did the right thing. You know, what did you see, just he's the one who's saying the cute.

1:29:28I don't know because it doesn't show the username. You can't, but his, all his text is agree. Yeah. If you just look at the other people in green, is there? Yeah. Mr. Z is in green as well. Oh, okay. So you can't confirm that that's if these are maybe you see, but you can't there. But we definitely saw some very damning stuff with his username. That's crazy. So you know why they've booted him off the show. Nuts. I can almost confirm. How do you almost, how do you almost? You can't, I said almost, right. I can't almost. I can't. And that's part of the problem. Well, hopefully he pays the price for this. Are both their user names the exact same length? No. They're different ones in like brackets and stuff. All right. Man, I'm in on here. I don't know how I transition into this. I don't know. Dolly Parton boob joke. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. Like I always wanted to be lost in Dolly Parton's boobs.

1:30:30Yep. And now I can 20 farms across North America have created Dolly Parton corn mazes this year. They're celebrating Dolly in her imagination library with themed corn mazes. It's across 15 states and two Canadian provinces. Now the mazes were in the works before Dolly passed away. Sure. Obviously you can't just. This happened overnight. Before she passed, she said, I'm grateful for the support of my imagination library. And I'm excited to invite people to get lost in this year's country music maze for fun laughter and a real good cause. A portion of the ticket proceeds will all be donated to the imagination library. The mazes will be an interactive trivia game to test guests on their Dolly knowledge. They'll be themed photo op storytelling music and farm fun as well. There's only one I can see here where I can get lost in her boobs and it's in Newton Falls, Ohio. They've just can't. They're Newton Falls Ohio. There's a one in Grand Rapids.

1:31:31There's one in Washington, but none feature her boobs. Big fail there. I'll tell you what I've never been more proud that we named a pathway as kids, probably 11, 12 years old. We had a pathway we would cut through to get to this one school. And it was Dolly Parton path because it was full of hills. It was super bumpy and hilly and that we literally called it Dolly Parton path. Wow. Everyone knew what you were talking about. We were like, yeah, that Dolly Parton path. I'm like, oh, okay, cool. Yeah, we know where we were. This maze I can walk right up this path right to the nipple. Yeah, you could. We have a report of a tall man. Yes, stuck. He's got a lot of students. Oh my God. He can't get up. I'm not stuck. I want to be here. Go away. He's celebrating. I'm just waiting. It's not a lot. Sir, it's midnight. You have to lose. I'm not lost.

1:32:31I'm not. He's doing a say on. I just want to lay my head here. Quick kissing the corn. I'll guess what I want to get. Get away. Yeah. Yeah. So go, again, there's a couple around here and there's all over the country. If you want to get lost in Dolly, you can. Very cool. When we come back, what made a door dash driver pull a gun on a customer? What happened to a Florida man who challenged a cop to a fight? How did a lady boy fight get out of control? Well. And pervert of the day, all that and much more coming up right after this. Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freeze. Some other king terms you may or may not know. There's brats, subs that don't make it easy and enjoy being difficult and otherwise challenging to their doms. Yeah, they're a little brat. You got to teach him a lesson. If you're so annoying, it's annoying but with a brattle day. It's not usually all day. I don't think that night. Dominatrix Life is for you though.

1:33:32Oh, what? Oh, fuck that. What? What do you know, Chuck? He's just brat. Wait, wait. Are you saying you think I'm a sub? I didn't say that. I'm saying you're a dog. What I'm saying. I made a whole made flogger. Exactly. I'm like, he's before. You think that was for me to be staying? No, I never know, dude. I'm like, what? Look at me in the eyes. Yeah. You're saying that I'm a sub? I'm a sub. Come on. I'm an alley's pit. Yeah. I'm sorry. You just crossed the line now. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Stephen Shukka Freak. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday. What? It's Friday. What? Yeah. Come on. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday bitches. It's Friday. What? It's Friday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Back here on Dave and Chuck the Freak. A lot of the NFL stadiums have been releasing their new wacky food items for the year.

1:34:37Oh, yeah. One got me. Oh, really? I'm off to see a commander's game, I guess. Oh, wow. That's terrible. Yeah. Because I can get when I go there a crab stuffed pretzel bitch. Got crab in it. That's crab holy hell. That ain't real crab. That's crab with a scene. Not with a tape. That's Washington DC crab with lemon, tarragon, crab dip, garlic butter and parmesan cheese. I was like diarrhea. Yeah. I was like, you nailed it. That's what you're eating at the game. This is a kind of stuff. Davey tech games. Oh, my God. I went to that baseball game of Davey got like a spute. A spute. A rippball. That's a gotta go. We're gonna be the most insane baseball food ever. A shrimp bowl. He got a shrimp bowl and makes fun of me for getting the two lone winner dogs. He just rod dog. Yeah, that's why I plain hot dogs. Who's the weird one? Glizzy the man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Suck down a rod dog and I'm the weird one. Yes. Every time you eat a crab pretzel shaped like a crab.

1:35:39It's got a little crab claw pretzel claws. It's pretty cool. Look at our will. Let's go man. I mean, it works cool, but it's and I like crab. Not that it's probably fake. That is crazy. No, it's a good. You couldn't say C-R-A-B if it was fake. You'd have to put a K in there. Well, it's still like whatever they mix in there. I know. I'm just not stupid. I'm maybe I'll just try to make one at home. You know, you won't. Come on, Lisa Washington's known for their crabs. Yeah. Different. Different. Yeah. I don't know. That's the one that got my eye. I'm like, well, hello. I mean, they got to come up with stuff, you know. Garlic butter. I just like the triple smash burger, baby. Just give me a triple smash burger. That's all I need. Yeah, the triples. Whoa. It's a lot of meat. You like a lot of meat in your mouth. They're really, really thin. A triple smash. You can check out your favorite NFL stadiums you would they have in store for you this year. I'm going crab. Yeah. I see like the ice cream stuff that gets me excited

1:36:40when they have crazy stuff like that. Yeah. Not the crab. You can get it easy. What's that? Yankees boot filled with chicken tenders. Why a boot? I don't know. Oh, that's Dave. Oh, man. Is that? I don't know. That's somewhere else. Somewhere else has a crab pretzel. Is that actually full of crab? Well, we won't know. There's no way to figure it out. It just looks like they put it into the shape of a crab. Yeah, but you do that. You put crab in it. You'd hope. But anyway. People want to go. Let's go. Yeah. To get pretzel crabs. Well, man, I hate the commanders. And I won't let me down, but it looked good in a picture. Coming up. What happened to a Florida man who challenged an officer to a fight? How did a lady boy fight get out of control? Well, in pervert of the day, what's it? A car wash owner have to tell a guy to pull out of his ass? Wow. Wow. That is all coming up.

1:37:41We'll start with this. It's another fast food freak out on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Well, Chuck, you have mentioned many, many times that every time you order pizza from a certain place, yes, or it is warm and prepared. Yes. They always forget your drink every single time. Luckily, you don't confront the delivery driver about it. Because in this case, someone did. And the guy was like, oh, yeah. How about a little gun in your face? Well, kill me. Because if I go through this again, if I have to call them again, they already don't believe me. DoorDash Driver pulled a gun in Palm Beach. Here's the quick story from WPBF. So on Palm Beach, a door dash delivery turned violent when the employee pulled a gun on a customer. Police say it all started because of an argument over a missing drink.

1:38:41Police say the driver Kevin Jackson pointed the gun at the customer, threatened him and followed him through a construction site. Police use cell phone video, license plate readers and door dash records to identify Jackson. Jackson is facing a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. I mean, your drinks get left out quite a bit. You know, and that's just the truth. But it's not the door dash driver. I never think it's there. I never think it's their fault. I will say though, now I'm in the practice of once it goes down and I'm seeing that someone has been activated to like go to the place. I send the preemptive message to them like, hey, just ahead's up. They're going to forget the drink. So just know they're going to forget the drink. And if you could just grab it for me, that'd be great. So I don't have to call it is honestly and I've only seen it a couple of ways.

1:39:42So maybe there's better technology than I've seen. I just would never have someone pick up a drink for me. I just feel like there's so many ways they could take a sip or take some of that myself. I've only one I've seen like my kids a lot of it sometimes. And they just put a sticker over the straw hole on top. That's what they're all like. They could just peel the lid off. I don't trust that. Well, some of them have the sticker extends down over top of the side of the cup. Not where my kids are from. Listen, if people are going to drink it, they're going to drink it. You have to put your eyes. You have to just be cool with it. Well, come on. What are you even walking in the desert for three weeks? You need a sip of my coke. Yeah. It's just a coke. Exactly. Like, you don't have to drink it. What they do, people take food and try stuff all the time. They admit it. They've called into our show to tell us they do. Yeah. I mean, take a sip. I'm a pepperoni. Someone readjusted the toppings on a pizza. Go ahead. I don't care. People have way too much trust in all this. That's it. I don't trust. I don't trust them at all.

1:40:42I just don't care. I just don't care. You don't care if like a filthy man is licked your pepperoni. I'm not going to think about it. I'm just going to choose to not think about it. This man's tongue could have been on your pepperoni. In the way that some people look at the rest of life, I look at my door dashed food. I do all carry out. I pick up every single thing. I don't ever deliver anything. No. No, we never get anything delivered. I don't. But I get that the person at the restaurant could be doing the same thing. You know, and that's where I'm like, okay. Yeah. You're right. Right. Someone at the restaurant could be licking pepperoni too. Nothing safe. Don't be a pepperoni liquor. Please. Don't be a pepperoni liquor. Lick them. I'm eating it. I do not want your tongue on my pepperoni. Yeah. Well, from the way it's written. Not my personal calls it as pepperoni. He does that. It's a perotie. Your slingio. Yeah. It's huge things. It's a lamin. It's fat slamin.

1:41:42Okay. I can know my teeth. It perverts. More fast food freakouts to tell you about next. This one at an in and out. Where an angry bitch with a sharp pole was threatening workers. I think I jinxed them. Didn't I say? I don't know if I said it here. Yeah, I did. Yeah. Good and now. Much worse than this happens. There's not a lot of things that happen there now. Hurricane Lisa came to doubt. Sorry about that. Oh, look out. Oops. Here's the latest story. I hear. Get the f out of there. A double, double dose of violence at the lake Elsinore in and out. A woman with a five foot stick trying to attack employees. I just hear like banging like super loud banging coming from the inside of the lobby. I then look up and I see this lady overhead smashing like what looked like a baseball map. Twenty year old college student Luca Opperman was in the drive through waiting for his food. He propelled himself out of his car and threw the drive through window and picked up a spatula.

1:42:45Like I'm holding the spatula and wielding my spatula, right? And I'm like yelling at her. I'm like, get out of here. Like get out of here. What the crazed customer didn't know, Opperman is a former gymnast and freestyle trampoline athlete. Rachel and not intimidating. That's when you see me go in and I go in with the shoulder drop. And I just I go in for the shoulder drop. I check there. I grabbed the stick. This was a stick. The size of a baseball bat. And then the other end of it was like snapped off too. Like a sharp end too with like thick snapped off wood. You know what I mean? Sharp edges. After Opperman lunches at the woman, the video and the wild encounter ends with nobody injured. If I didn't step in right there and then right, I knew that somebody could have gotten hurt. Anybody who goes into a restaurant waving around a wooden baseball bat saying call the cops and that you're just coming in there looking for trouble. You're going to find trouble and you found me that night. So police eventually did show up.

1:43:47They took the woman into custody and social media just lighting up tonight in support of Lucas saying, Hey, in and out. Give him free burgers for life. Oh, yeah. Wow. Nice. I jumped through drive through window and fend off a crazy lady with a broomstick for free burgers for life. I mean, I never have one of their burgers. Listen, it's too high. I like it. I like it. But it's not. It's not here. Probably wouldn't be a big deal. That's the thing that make it what it is. It's like it's just the. It's fresh. It's fresh. It's fresh. Me everything's super fresh. There is a sauce. I like the sauce. But I can recreate that at home. Yeah. So. But yeah, so that he didn't even work there. He was just picking up his food. He was in the drive-through. But he's pretty good. A flexible gymnast. Yeah. For sure. Well, the thing about a gymnast is no matter how flamboyant, very strong. I'm just saying, even if even I'm not saying this guy, I'm saying even if there was like,

1:44:52like if a gymnast came in here and they were like, head to sparkles and everything, they'd still kick all of our asses. They're so strong. They don't wear sparkles. I'm saying if that was the case, they're so strong. They can hold themselves on those rings for like 20 straight hours. Look at this fella. If I ever come in here and say I'm getting into competitive trampolining, kick him in the ass, please. Are you kidding? We'll be frog roll. I'd love to see you competitive trampolining. Oh, I got you. Just like that, I'm sure. Oh, wow. I just like to see you at the sky zone. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. The peak of male athleticism. Yes, his buddy there. I mean, if you do one of those, Ryan, I'm pulling up a chair. We are there, man. All right, let's do it. I'll get my boyfriend and we'll go and get him a chair. Exactly. Good do. They stepped up. Yeah, very, very.

1:45:52I had a memory of when we first, our first trip to Vegas. Remember how excited I was to go to In and Out? Yes, I do. And we took a limo there. We did take a limo there. I didn't take shares of it. I was trying to find it. I was trying to find it. Oh my god. I was so excited. We took a limo there. I don't know why I was so excited. We had to find joy somewhere. I thought that was my joy. Oh, that was it. Yeah. Just like I had a countdown. Honestly, though, like there was, there's been a few of those things that we went to Vegas and was like, Oh, we're going to go try this place and we'd walk there or do whatever and then get the thing and it's like, it's garbage. This is garbage. The salt place. The salt place. The dessert place. Yes, the Jared Dellie. Not Jared Dellie. No, no, no, no. It was like the. Serenity. Yeah. There was an adipity. There was something I was in a purse with some dessert chocolate. Something we went to. Everything is blood. It's a report. Basically, the whole thing was garbage. I got Gordon Ramsay's fish and chips.

1:46:53It's all revolved around food, though. Our joy. Yep. And well, Anchuk liked to smell the candles. Yeah. This is a good thing. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. Anchuk liked to smell the candles. Yeah, this is fine. We do Vegas like nobody else does Vegas. Oh, no, exactly. Not a penny spent. Yeah, if you're not going to gamble and you're not going to drink, you're not going to draw drugs and you're not going to the club. We have two drinks. You smell some candles. At least I got a spicy margarita. She was out for the night. Yep. Wild things. That's what they call us. That's what they call us. That's us. Someone says you might know a little gymnast there. Jason, maybe not a little. Jason, what? Jason and a gymnast apparently had a little... What are you talking about? Who said that? Male, male gymnast. Oh, a male. I know a lot of male gymnasts. That person shouldn't have been outing me like this. Yeah. I don't know. He was very strong. He could walk around on the back of his hands. You remember him? Back of his hands.

1:47:54I don't know that person's name. I know. That's why I would say two that all fights confront at that. That's kind of information. I have no idea what you're talking about. I need more information about what you... Did they frequent my bar or something? You went to school together? Two times. You know how many people went to that school? You only 60,000 people in the gym. I know every little, little, little gymnast. I know every little gymnast. I'm gonna watch and I'm... I don't even remember going there. Oh, that was a no. I have to time I couldn't see. Millions of crazy times. Yeah. All right. Now to another Elisa nailed it the other day. You know, she just pointed out that all the perverts are in stores for the most part. You know, the highest percent of stories we do pervs they're busted in stores. Yes. This one's in target. Oh, that's terrible news. Is one of the guys... He's the one we've seen before. One of these guys... This acts that loves to act out the news and point everything. Luckily he hasn't whipped out when he's acting out what's happened here.

1:48:54But he does go into target with a cart to show us what was happening. Here's the story. Imagine going to a store with your shopping cart to buy some items and then a man exposes himself. That's exactly what Prince William County police say happened inside of this target store behind me. They hope that someone recognizes a suspect you're about to see on this surveillance image. Let's take a look. Do you recognize the guy shown in this surveillance image? Dressed in a gray shirt, dark pants, a beard, with distinctive hair, a small, uneasiness, a small, unevenly cloud-shaped afro, approximately 2 to 3 inches in length, with a light collar on top of it. And look here, he's holding an unknown object in his hand, possibly a shoe. This suspect is accused of targeting a 15-year-old girl and her friends inside target. On the 4300 block of Fortuna centered plaza in Dumfries, Virginia, three o'clock Monday afternoon. Prince William County police say he then exposes himself, sexual gestures, and walks away. Police tell me the team did not report any physical contact or injuries.

1:49:57Officers want to catch this guy. Customers hope someone recognizes the suspect. Yeah, I mean, between the afro and just overall look, I think people are able to see this guy. Yeah, that's terrible. That's terrible. You're a mother of a teenager. When you hear about this, what comes to mind? No, it's very disturbing. For the most part, it's pretty safe around here. Walking in today and hearing this news, I just don't know what to think. I'm wondering now, can I let her be outside by herself? And tonight, police tell me that this is an indecent exposure investigation. If you recognize that suspect, call Prince William County police. I'm Shamari Stone and Dumfries back to you. I just realized that if they stuck like a camera in our face, and obviously we're all going to be like, no, we're not going to be on there. But if you gave a response, they wouldn't use our response on the news. It'd be two. All of us would be like, well, you take that guy outside and you shoot him in the head. You take it out. Exactly.

1:50:57You take him outside and then you just kill him in the street. Yes. Yeah. You know, like they're not going to play that. They're going to be like, whoa, you're not going to believe what I got. But they're going to be like, we can't do it. We can't say we're killing him in the street. No, we can never hear our comments. He did the older method of being a purve, the flash, the flash. And what used to be a trench coat, which was the ultimate in flash or gear, is now what this guy had on the loose track pants. Yeah. I mean, you're in the same flash. Someone in that ghetto, be able to whip now fast. Exactly. Sure, they'll catch him. Well, it's a perfect view of his face. Very, very nice. He's in big trouble. All right. Up next, a guy who has our mug shot of the day up at Davin truck the freak.com. It's a Florida man who challenged police to a fight. Oh, okay. You shouldn't. Okay. Come on.

1:51:57This Florida man challenged a police officer to a fight and was left with quite the shiner and bloodied up face. I love to see it. The horrific mug shot following his ill advised, toughel with the cops. Ronald Jeffrey Johnson was propped up by jail staff or as mug shot after he had attacked a Florida Lotterdale police officer inside the Broward Health Medical Center, the 51-year-old yelled at the staff when the officer who was in full uniform working off duty was called to the scene. They say people were terrified by the guy when he showed up. He confronted the cop after spotting him and said, I'll fight you. Oh, I'm so taking the belt off and put it down. Get the hands ready. Crack my knuckles. The officer said a physical altercation between me and the defendant ensued where he initially grabbed me in an attempt to fight me and resisted me from controlling him.

1:52:58The officer was able to get control of the five foot eight 240 pound man. What are you doing? Stopping the intentional aggressive behavior towards him. It's literally me trying to fight a cop. His injuries were bad. He had to stay at the medical center for treatment after that. So I will show you that's his mug shot before both. Okay. He's got a lot of face tattoo. Yes. That's his mug shot before this incident with the cop. How's he doing? This is his mug shot. Oh, they really beat that out of them. Yeah. No, they said that they were holding him up. They were holding him up. I mean, he is. He has got his ass kicked and for round and find out. Oh, he found out. So they not taste anymore. Remember, it was like a time where we had so many stories of I've been waiting. He's already coming. He's already on. He just, you're just have to and he's grabbing you.

1:53:59So you just start throwing the elbows. That's a man who was elbowed in the face. He was wanted in Georgia for failing to appear in court on terrorist threats. He's now being held on an $8,500 bond. The officer was also injured in the brawl, suffering one small cut to his left hand. Oh, I did that on his face. I did that on his face. Yes. I bet it was his two probably his tooth. My God, he looks like something out of a horror movie. I mean, he looks like the old man from Devil's Rejects now. Yeah, he does. He does look something. Yeah, he looks like that dude. But this ain't makeup. Sweet tattoos though. Irish pride, those say. I have the same ones. Yeah, you just to cover him up. I read it for the show. He's on the last chance. Right under there. It says Irish pride. There a guy little cover up here. But as saying, thanks, Liz. I knew you'd like it. She saw it once when I got out. Yeah.

1:54:59It's pretty cool. Oh, yeah. There's a lot cooler than you think. Yeah. I just had it. It's all a ruse. Oh, man, you just, you know, some people, the thing about cops too is they've always got a buddy. Yeah. There's always someone there and there's always someone else on the way. So you have to go to David and check the freak.com to see the before and after of these mug shots. It is something else. He beat as Lisa said, the Adam. Yeah. And I could have all the Scottish pride in the world. But when a cop is like, Hey, what's going on? I'm like, Hello, how are you? What's going on? Yeah. I thought you were getting angry and talking about your Irish pride. Oh, no, Scottish pride here. Oh, Scottish pride. Scottish pride. I'm very excited. But I, did I do something wrong? It's different. Yeah. Like I just know, I like just try to get out of it. Another guy fought with a cop in Florida.

1:56:00This Florida man facing charges. Deputy say he was found naked in someone's swimming pool in the Florida Keys this week. And when they tried to get him out, he bit one of the cops. Oh, that sucks. Oh, don't be nude in my pool. Don't bite me. Don't be nude in my pool. Well, I, I will. I think about this. I am nude. No. I'm not going anywhere near you. Chuck, what's wrong with you? That's disgusting. What I'm saying is when I was in your pool, my naked body, off was in your pool. That's why we sold that house under a pair of loose shorts. That's why I was like two houses ago. Yeah, I thought you were talking about right now. That's a minute even worse. No, I'm nude now. I'm nude right now from the waist down. Yes. I am with two articles of clothing over top of my naked today. Normally it's just one. Yeah, no. I don't have liner shorts on today. Anyway, but just no naked. You weren't naked though you were covered.

1:57:02But all my juices were out. Chuck! Juices! Chuck juice. You should be no Chuck juice in my pool. There was. Full on. So disgusting. Full on. You were swimming in it. Yeah. Well, that's what I did. That's what I did. That's what I did. I was like, he was wanged. You've never done that before? He was. I was. You have a couple of Lisa Margaritas in me. I was wanged. Yep. Lisa Margaritas are tequila and I'm waved past it. No, no. No, like it was like, oh, I jumped over the top. No, it was like, these don't taste right. We need different booze to add to this to make a mix. It wasn't like adding a ramons or something or something. It was wild. Triple Sack or something. Yeah. That's a bad. Yeah. That's all he would have been saying. No, I got wanged. Oh, yeah. I didn't handle my booze back then. No, no, no. So to be strong. Margaritas and lucky I didn't jump into the pool making.

1:58:03You guys have wild times. You walked in the arena pool. We had to end it. We had to end it. We never got together again after that. No, it was like 20 years ago. That was the last one. That was the end. You ain't got a hammered on Margaritas. You ain't got a hammered on Margaritas. You took his net. Dude, this is we got to work together for a long time. Some weird stuff could happen. We got to stop. No. A chunk does on my bed, remember who we? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I wanted to know if I could jump up on that thing. Because that stool was really high. It was super high to get up up. Crazy that we saw your bed. I don't know why we had to do it. It was part of the tour. It was part of the tour. We used to do tours. I used to be a thing back in the day. Our first house. It was so happy. Come on, see you. We got a big bed. Yeah. But his bed came up to here on me. Amber had to have a little stool to get up in the bed. Yeah. There's bits and pieces all the time. I never realized all this happened on the same day. We had to stop.

1:59:03So yeah. Yeah. You guys are something else. I know. I know. Yeah. No, we hung out for a while. Yeah. No, we probably shouldn't. It could go wrong. Never again. Not that we're going to, you know, be swinging or anything like that. Well, just at the right. No, no, no, no. It's just, yeah. She don't want, you know, get drunk and you know whatever. Oh, no. Yeah. Right. Yeah, get drunk and whatever. Not that one ever. That's usually what they say, isn't it? Not that one ever. Get drunk and go like this. Make it on his bed. Yeah. He was not naked on the bed. We just see each other too much. That's the truth. Yeah. We see each other more than anyone in our lives pretty much. Yeah. So that's enough. We'll leave it here. Yes. All right. So back to the story. The guy is naked in a stranger's pool. Cop tries to get him out. He bites the cop. They were called to a neighborhood about 1245 in the afternoon. The dude said he was hot.

2:00:04So we jumped into a stranger's pool. They used a taser to take him into custody. So he did at least after he had been the deputy. I'm the arm. They're like, all right. Electricity time. And the deputy did require some medical attention himself for the bite. The incident was the second time they had dealt with that guy that day. What's crazy? So obviously they were like, listen man, we're going to let you go. Please settle down. They gave him a chance. And then he's naked in a pool and biting cops. Not good. Nope. No. But listen, if I find your naked in my pool, I may throw a little electricity in there too. Oh, I don't know what happened to him, but he passed away. Oh, that toast right now. I don't know how that toaster got in there. What happened? Like a Mexican resort. Everyone's electric. He's ready. Yes. Faulty light. He's that faulty light.

2:01:04I meant to get that. Oh, that'd be nice to always have a faulty light like ready to go. Oh, no. What happened? Oh, I turned on the faulty light. Oh no. You got to turn up that 24 hour chlorine blaster and a pool. Oh, yeah. I mean, after some nude guys in it. Shocked. I have to put it on for a week. Well, the water started to turn brown. So I was quite sweating. I have lots of pool and put the house up for sale. Yeah. It was. It was sold right after that. Oh, I wouldn't know what was in there. I've been naked and someone else is pooled out. Oh, no. All right. Now a story about a lady boy gone wrong. Oh, no. I think a lot of lady boys go wrong. Listen, but I will say, okay, maybe I don't know. If I'm in Thailand, yes, looking for paid love. Yeah. I would assume most of them have dicks. Well, you can ask them. They just, they're really, I'm just about it. Okay.

2:02:04How many? How many? What's the audience? How many have weeners? 80, 20, I think, is being. 80 of them have ween. 80 or lady boys. 20 or lady ladies. At least in the videos that I've seen, are they interview them? All the lady boy videos you watch? Well, it's more than you realize. It's incredible. Yeah. 88.4% of them. Yeah. Because what I'm saying is, how should I be shocked? Like why am I going to fight someone that has a dick? You should have. I should have expected it. I feel like it's just, it's more probably an argument over territory than it is like an argument over. In this one, this guy, because this guy called her a lady boy, that apparently sparked the fight. Oh, they, I mean, literally that's what everyone calls it. Yeah. I can't, I wish I could find that guy. Every time you ask them all the time. Because I found it once and now it's gone. We don't talk about them enough to get a vac in my feed. Yeah, I think it's like if you're, if that is your persuasion as a person, like if you've

2:03:11decided I am a lady boy, I think a lot of them go there, you know? Here's what happened here. This was a tourist who got into a heated exchange with a lady boy in the nightlife capital in Thailand. And the motorcycle rider who I think is like their motorcycle Uber. Yes, he's caught in the middle. Oh, no, is that a popular? What's that? That's the lady boy he's insulting. Yeah, talking about her big boobs and then all of a sudden she whipped it out. Yeah. Come on. Oh, baby. Baby.

2:04:12That looks like a great time. Yeah, I don't know what that guy's thinking. I mean, to me, even just shoes in the Thailand is such a wild choice. Well, I hope for like all the US troops that are there now. They just, you know, the sailors and the Marines that are, they just got there. I hope there's some women there for the. I literally, there's 5,000 of them that are wandering around the heaven. Lady, I'm looking for a lady. Lady, lady. I think Thailand like gets you to warning. Yeah. Get them all out. Yeah. The boys are coming. Oh, no. I'm not going to be a fraud with that. These are sailors we're talking about. So do you think this guy got a surprise when he felt down yonder? He wants to start his. That's why he so upset. And I feel like he's telling someone about it because he's like, I had a penis in my

2:05:20hand. I'm thankful to God for us. Oh, oh, oh, oh, she did not take kindly to that. You're fighting a feisty lady. She's got a traffic on. Is that that is not what I think it is right there? A traffic on? No. If that's what you call that between her legs. Oh, I don't see anything. Can you see that? It's hard to see. No, but that's what it is. If that's her traffic cone, she is packing heat. Yeah, congratulations. Yes, it is. Yeah. Holy crap. Well, they're there for a reason. Oh, these smokes. They're there for a reason. Jason, that lady boy is packing more heat than you. Oh, no, star. Most are. I've been called a lady boy before. Can I say in the bedroom? Yeah. Oh, no. What's up? I just saw something with Tom Hanks as Forest Cump, where

2:06:22it was like the US boys are getting off the boat. And it was him on the shrimp boat. And then it cut to like a woman standing in a doorway. And she's on a skirt. And then all of a sudden she shakes and sub-fronted a skirt. Oh, it's a little bit. Oh. Oh. Forest gets over it now. Oh, there he is. Oh, I love people. I do. I love people. Man, they cracked me up. Yeah, that's a surprise down there that you were not. Well, you should have been expecting a Thailand, I guess, but. I sent you a video and you should watch it sometime. The guy interviewing. Okay, not right now. Yeah, he doesn't like it. It's nothing rude or whatever. He just walks up to him and he's like, oh, let me lady boy or woman. I think if you tried to play the game of guessing, you would fail way more than you ever had. So what was your accuracy rate? Oh, bad. I get a deal. Don't go to Thailand. No, go to Thailand.

2:07:23I'm full. The 100%. You think we could play it here? You can dry. Yeah, that's a guy. Lady boy. Yeah, the ladies. So that was a lady. That was a boy. Yeah, a lady boy. I don't know what they're all going to say. I don't either. That's what do you think? That's a guy. Are they all going to be guys? That's a guy. Virgin. Yeah, the other day. But tonight I love things. What's your name? So that was we already know. That's a guy. What? Are you, are you tired? Yes. How old are you? So in three. And you look great tonight. What are you wearing? Almost nothing. Is that your real eye colors? No. No. What color is your eye normally? Oh my god. It's not beautiful. You are beautiful. What? Everyone. Everyone. You're not a lady? Yes. What are you? I'm a lady boy. See? This is my favorite. I'm a boy.

2:08:23Yeah. Yeah, the voice was a dead human. I'm not a lady. This is awful. Yeah. This is awful. Really? Good call. I said that the one we do. Now, that's Jason. Let me hug you. Oh wait. Yeah. This guy is into it. Oh man. You said that's weird. Yeah. That's weird. That's weird. You said that's weird. Yeah. Yeah. This game is as hard as you made it out to be. Fella, fella, fella. Yeah, you really made it out. We just said it was 98%. Jason. We just said it was 98%. I think I said you look it's weird. The lady boy compilation. Yeah. Sometimes there's more of a guessing game. Right. Oh, you're right. This one is just entitled. I'm Lady Boy. So it's going to be all the lady boys. Yes. I said you're Lady Boy block. It's my favorite. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like man, you are easily fooled. I am better watch. Yeah. See Alice Watson. It's all out here. Yeah. It's all just as long as I close my eyes. My ears like my nose. I'll be good to go. Oh, my God. Varieties the spice of life area is Jason the background.

2:09:24Oh, yeah. I ate my. My God. That's lady boy too. Oh my God. Lady, no, if you want to see that first lady boy flight and if you pause it, just you'll see Lady Dong up at Dave and check the freak.com. I don't think that because that was like a legitimate news website. I don't think they realize you can see. Probably not. No, you're right. A big old wiener in there. I mean, I can't see it. So well, your eyesight is exactly. So I'm also 25 feet away from the screen. Now another pastor who's in trouble with the law is pastor in Mount Dora, Florida, charged with Elbowin an old guy to the ground. What happened? Get out of my way for Jesus. This is the story from Leshto News. Tovaries police say this gazebo surveillance video shows richer, pew, elbow and elderly man in the face. It happened last Tuesday afternoon at Wooten Park in downtown Tovaries. Police arrested pew for fabric. For 65 years or older. That's a

2:10:28third degree felony in the state of Florida. Witness Brandy Kester Currie has seen the video. It was upsetting because there was no audio and it was so short that you did not catch the before, the after the interaction. Kester Currie is the woman in the white shirt approaching the gazebo as the elderly man walks around pew and gets knocked to the ground. She says she heard a loud commotion coming from the park. This blood curling screaming that actually had me turn around and go back across the street towards the park because it sounded as if a woman by all accounts was in grave danger. According to the arrest affidavit, the victim told Tovaries police, the suspect struck him in the mouth and nose with an elbow, knocking him back where he'd his head on a bench. The police report also says the victim got to a verbal argument with his sister over parenting. Kester Currie says she heard the pastor tell the elderly man. You're not going to abuse women. We don't abuse women. It's something to that effect and came kind of around and then

2:11:33that's when he elbowed him. Pew is the co-founder and pastor of Hope City Church, Mount Dora, according to its website. He told police he probably should not have put himself in the situation, but the family was thanking him for intervening. I believe the law is the law and we can't assault individuals. The assault is never okay. I believe in this situation, any reasonable person who heard those screams would have come up on the situation and wanted to intervene. Since his arrest, the pastor was released from jail on a $2,500 bond. So he was defending the lady? The little guy, the older man. Not the pastor? No. No, the pastor was upset that the man intervened? Yes. I'm just checking out what? I'm just looking up some definitions here and trying to get some

2:12:33clarification. Wife does not have authority over her own body and yields it to her husband. What are you talking about? I'm just reading stuff. Just learning about God. We've lost him. He's been gone one day. Oh man, get me out of here. He already left once. He was hanging out with me in here. Yeah. Going back to the ladyboy story for a second, someone said they realized how Jason would react if he found out that a person was a ladyboy. Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Winner! Oh my God. Anywho. Anywho. Whatever. I get you. I can forgive myself for one night. Sure.

2:13:39One night in bank. That's what the boy is talking about. I guess there's a thief that specializes in everything. A 50-h-year-old guy from Florida named Christopher Johnson is facing felony charges after he stole a mortuary stretcher and caught cover from a funeral home. They're worth about seven grand. They're probably worth about 40 bucks, but they charge the seven grand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds strange, but that's his thing. He's connected to a string of similar thefts, funeral home thefts, stretching across four states. And it actually took a multi-state task force in Alabama, Georgia, Florida, and South Carolina to take him down. The investigation remains ongoing because they believe he may have stolen more mortuary stretchers from other places. What are you doing with them? I don't know. Are you decorating? Are you buying them to decorate rooms or something? Are you selling them?

2:14:42Decorate. Well, there are a lot of people that are into weird stuff like that. You could see them setting up like a stretcher. Decor. It doesn't look like it now that I'm seeing. No. His mug shots up at David and check the freak.com. He's also been arrested for the exact thing years ago too. Unclear why he steals mortuary stretchers. Is there a resale bucket? Is like- Well, there is. I know that there probably is, but at the same time, like Lisa said, I don't know what this guy is getting for that. Does he look like a guy who's- This is what he's stealing. Yeah. So you would have the body on there? I thought there was a body on there for a second, but I just saw the bottom part. There's nothing at the time. For a robbery. I mean, that's just no. I want to get there. There's the stretcher. There's so much in there that's worth money though. And then funeral homes. Man, as I said, they inflate the

2:15:43prices. I know. They sure do. I'll take that earn. How much is that? It's shocking, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like they should be ashamed of themselves. I grabbed that and tried to sell it on the street. I'm getting nothing for it. You know. I do think that some of those like really like those medical fetish people might spend top dollar for like a real funeral home stretcher. Yeah. The only thing they'd want more is like the bed with the stirrups and stuff and all that in it. Coming up in pervert of the day. What did a car wash owner have to tell a guy to pull out of his ass? Let's find out. David, check the freaks pervert of the day. Okay. I guess we'll start with a little what's up his ass. Oh, okay. All right. He's a pervert.

2:16:45A car wash owner busted him. Okay. I'm a car wash worker. The owner of the car wash busted me. Yes. Am I up in the house? Oh, wait. So I don't have to technically work there. You might have just come out of the car wash and realized I just visited and put something in myself. You don't have to work at the car wash. Okay. That's what I'm saying. I was wondering if it was like one of the workers. No. All right. Sorry. What Lisa? What did you do? The spray hose. Not the spray hose. Okay. One of those pine tree air freshener things. Oh, no. It doesn't have a pine hole. One of those spinny brushes. No, but you'd be clean. Wow. You'd be dead. And you'd also be dead. So it's something you use at the car wash? Yes. A squeegee. The rainbow foam.

2:17:48What? Car cleaner bottle of car cleaner. You have exited the car wash. Okay. And now you make the traffic. Traffic. Oh, no. Why do we think of vacuum right away? Turning it on. Are you sucking out your beer? It's always on. Are you sucking out your whole to their always on? Couldn't you damage yourself from sucking your whole? I think you like the suck. You like the suck because it probably makes like a vibration. Are people sucking their beef? Yes, they are. 1000% with vacuum cleaners. Yes, they are. We haven't had reports of it, but I'm sure. Yep. Do it. No. Do it. No. Two's like front parts. Here's usually. Here's the video which you can check out at Davenchuck the freak.com. He is at the vacuum station with the hose up his hole. No.

2:18:52Hey, bud. You need to pull that damn hose out of your ass and get out of here. No, get out of here. Get. You need to go, bud. Is that a vacuum? Yeah. I know you got to hold stuff up your ass. That's an air hose. I'm your ass and get out of here for I have cops can pick you up. That's the air hose. Okay, but it says vacuum station. Oh, it is. I think the tires will know at like ones by my house. They have like a little air gun now too to get like stuff out of the carpet. So I think that's what he like almost like on a compressor when you fill up the tires. That's what I think he's got. Yep. So he's got the little nozzle. You can hear it. You hear it? He's so casual. He's just like, yeah, it's up there. Listen here. How's that not filling you up and you're dying? I want to play. How would you do? You hear it?

2:19:52Yeah. Yeah. All of the cops going to work. Bill, I could do that. I could do that, sir. No, I am I managed to hold the property. My boss owns all this. You need to go. Sounds like Ryan. No, you're not. You need to pick it up and go. I know that you just got done putting that hose in your ass. Get out of here. Oh, you are full with nanos. That trust me. But you need to kick rocks, but you just get them up. He's trying to have a conversation with that same person. You need to go because if I go back there and fall into cops and they're going to have you gone. What are you? Are you going to clean that for me? Yeah. Is that what you wish? All right. Then you ain't good enough to ride that train. I suggest by the time I get there, you're gone. All right. Now pull the hose out of your ass and get out of here. I feel like Ryan would react the same way. Yeah, you would. Yeah, just

2:20:58get it out. Dude, we both just want to move on with our days. Yeah. I don't want to do any things. I don't want to sit here and talk to cops. Get the hose out of your ass. I don't want to wash an ass hose. I know I'm going to have to. Someone's going to have to. You can't let someone pick up the top of that hole. Could you imagine using that after that? I bet people have sick. I can't. What are you doing? Also, you're what? He's making some weird faces. He found something. What am I? I was just trying to tell you to look at your check your stuff. If I give it me weird eyes, yeah, without saying it, I wasn't trying to interrupt just to give you a glance. Yeah. Enough. Lisa, what were you saying? I'm so sorry. Oh, no, that's okay. It was just like a minute and a half of having a conversation with a guy with a hose up his ass. That was it was Jason. Jason, why did you do that? That was rude. I didn't even see it. You feel like it? Yeah, that's super nice. People sucked their holes right out. That was terrible. I know. I know. I didn't know.

2:22:01You said you're green. I missed the whole thing. I was so fast. I never asked. You asked if people did this? Yes, I did not ask to see it. Yeah. So people do do that. They do do that. There's evidence online. Yeah, and like the thing is, so we've done a story in the past where a guy jokingly to his buddy blasted him with one of those compressed air guns in the B hole and he killed him. Yes, you're right. And he killed him. So I don't know how this guy's alive. It must be a very weak stream that it's sort of putting out. You just got to keep your mouth open. Then the air goes out. That's the trick. That's the trick. Thank you for that. That's the human body with a ride. Yeah. I just loved the Lisa's reaction to what Jason sent. Jason, that was rude. Yeah. That's rude. I know. He was really. He got really taken aback by that. I'm rude. I felt bad. I rude. I'm a Nehole. Yeah. I didn't expect that. If you want to see,

2:23:03you're a more than asked. He did what I asked. If you want to see, pull my hose out of your ass, you can go check it out. Uncensored. David Chuck the freak.com. Those are my thoughts. Not yours. I'm Dave Hunter. I'm David Chuck the freak. Dave and Chuck the freak. The free. It's Friday, bitches. And when we return, ask David Chuck the freak who's coming up next. Which of a listeners three women should he choose? Why did a guy tell his friends wife to f off? Ryan can probably. And why did a listeners party invite come with a minimum purchase required? All that and more coming up after this. Previously on Dave and Chuck the freak. A Burger King employee is a freshly graduated high schooler. He collected his diploma and just as he was walking off stage, his manager called, man, is there any way you can work? He did. The 18-year-old was still wearing his graduation gown while bagging up orders. I think of my son who also just

2:24:08graduated and he has no plans for jobs or anything like that. He's so first shift. He would have gone. So sorry about him boss right now. We're getting wasted. Oh sorry about that. I can't come to work. He doesn't need me. We're going to need you to pick up a shift, man. If you can get him right away. What shift? I've never even tried to get a job. Oh, oh, I don't have a shift. We have a job for you here. We just need you to come in right now. No, no, no, my job's spitting my dad's body on golfing. Oh, no. That's my job. Okay, well this is a golf course. We're golf course. We just want to have figured we'd hire you. Oh, whoa. But I have to work. Yeah. Can't do it. I wish I could do it. Dave and Chuck the Freak. Dave and Chuck the Freak. email at Dave and Chuck the Freak.com. That is how you reach us through email at Dave and Chuck the Freak.com. And coming up, which of listeners,

2:25:23three women should he choose from? Why? Why did a guy tell his friends wife to F off? We'll get to that in a moment. And what do you do when your sex drives aren't compatible? It's all coming up. Okay, first this guy says, hey, everyone, Petus. Yep. So I'm in something of a paradox. I emailed you guys last year asking if I should ask my friend to marry me. You guys kind of said yes. Okay, I don't know who knows what we said. We could have been drunk. As a friend of anything. Okay, right. I love Zara. Maybe you probably said no, but maybe some of the things we don't know what the they might have been friends, but they might have done stuff or they might do some stuff. And they just hang out all the time. Let who know? I can't remember the details. I listen to you guys. I pulled the trigger on that, but she declined.

2:26:30Well, yeah, because your friends, your friend's own because she didn't want to screw things up between us. Okay, that's just a lie. But okay, fair enough. Anyway, fast forward a year. I meet this amazing, beautiful woman from South America. She's brilliant. She's an ecologist. She works for the government. We're now in a long distance relationship. And I love her. Here's where it gets interesting. I love this girl. But now all of a sudden, my flame best friend that turned down my proposal is hitting me up. Gone. Sorry. I was your safety blanket, your little safety net. No. Yeah, no. Sorry, babe. Also, now out of the blue, a former lover. Well, this is what happens. This is life. And my friend is hitting me up. No, it's because you don't care. They can feel it. They can sense it. You don't care anymore. He wants us to pick the out of the three who we should

2:27:31go. Come on, man. What do you do? She's also got a great job lined up for me where she lives because I lost my job as soon as the bridge was finished here. No, no, no. I love this girl, but she lives so far away. And she slept with her ex about a month ago. She told me that she told me that straight up. I think notes now. Oh, man, everyone's terrible, huh? So I'll sound. I will give her credit for that. I'm not trying to sound like a player or anything. I am absolutely not that type of guy. I'm just a regular blue collar dude. Yeah, I can't believe I'm in this predicament. Ultimately, I'm asking you guys, what should I do? I've made my choice. Me too. I made my choice. Do I stay with my Colombian love? To do I stay here and give my 30 long year friend another shot or three. Do I move out to Western Canada and take the job and turn my friendship with that girl into a legitimate relationship? Any advice could help y'all are great. Signed big confused fan.

2:28:34I think me and Jason are lock step on this one. I don't know. What do you think? Well, I think all of them are going to fail. I know that's day. That's the smart choice. I don't think so. She's banging other dudes. She just banged someone else a month ago. I thought the X-thing somebody. Yes, that's what I thought too. We didn't touch on her after the initial. Okay, who's out is the friend? Is out? The one that denied the marriage. Yes, she's out. I think you should uproot his life, moved to Western Canada and give the extra chance. Oh, no, get the job. I don't have the job. But the X has the job too. Yes. I was inclined to have a job. No, I don't. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, hold on. Quick recap. He told the friend is out. Yeah, that he has turned out.

2:29:35That's 30 years who he developed feelings for that he asked to marry him and said, no, no. Okay. Another X of his that he did have a relationship with who now lives in Western Canada who has a job lined up for him because he currently doesn't have a job. Did she have sex with anyone? Who had sex with the other months ago? She slept with her X a month ago. This one? This one. Okay, so she's a no. Yeah, they just got that job though because I feel like all of them are going to fail. I think they're all no. Mind you, the Colombian though, now that I know the Colombian did not cheat on him, the Colombian did not. The Colombian has scored more points for me because I thought she banged someone else and said, I bang someone on the deal. Is there anything just lives far away? No, I guess she was in town working on the new bridge as well, but she's gone back home now and she wants to they're in a long distance. Oh, that's hard to have along this. He's wondering does he stay with his Colombian love? Get out of here. Does he stay here and give his 30 long year friend another shot?

2:30:39Or does he move out to Western Canada? Take the job and turn his friendship into a legitimate one. He always picks women that aren't really available. Yeah, well, yeah, I got that. I mean, once far away, once slept with an X and one was a friend who said no. Why do you have a real creepy smile on over there? Because I mean, I'm just trying to twist them up more. What are you going to say? I just I think like going up rooting your life and moving to an accident who's already banging other people like how is she even on the list? Yeah, I'm trying to do that. Need to be able to do that. That's crazy. You have a hot Colombian chick that's doing everything right. That's the good choice. We haven't heard from Ryan, but she's far away. We are Ryan. What do you think? Did he send photos? No, he didn't send photos. I feel like every guy listens. They did that. Yeah, see what these chicks look like. Does he have a social media we could look up? I mean, I know you say Colombian, but bridge worker. Those two don't go together.

2:31:41She's in a college. So don't put this on the screen. So she is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we'll look him up. So what she's doing is like testing the soil and stuff like that. Almost like what my brother does. Oh, she might be a little smart hit. Yeah, check that. Okay. Yeah. No, no, no, that's not him. That's not him. I'm trying to. My real answer though, this is way too much. Dude, quit talking to everybody and just hang out with your buddies. That's all he wants. It is like, okay. I would normally 100% be against this. And like I said, even myself. It would be him. I don't know. Yeah. We can't see. That maybe it's not. It wouldn't be a good idea to go with the one that was like your friend for 30 years. But what if the one that was your friend for 30 years? What if what if you guys do have just like that's not him. That's definitely not him.

2:32:44What if we what Chuck? You know, you guys are the most compatible because you have been with each other the longest. And maybe she was just like, you know, she was probably like wanting another guy unfortunately at the time. I think this could be him. Yeah, but could that be the Columbia up there on the what? Where? This. Yeah, this. Right? This is it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But so what is she? Can she move with him or does he have to move like how is he going to make this? He'll have to go to Columbia something. I guess I missed that part. I'm so big. That's just I know. I know. I think that's it. But I think that's all up in the air. Like I do. I think she's probably trying to get out of Columbia to be quite frank. She might be back there right now because she probably has like a work visa or had attended her and she would like to come back. But she probably would want to come back.

2:33:48I don't think that any of these are a good choice. Really? You think just stick it out? I think he I mean, I think why do you got to lock one of them down? Just have fun. Well, you know, I get it. You want to get your mistakes out of the way. I kind of agree. I think none of these are the ideal situation for you, man. I mean, you want to uproot your life and move to either Columbia or Western Canada. You shouldn't be saying, oh, we pick which one should I go with? Like it doesn't. That's. No, you should feel a certain way. Like I mean, pick and email. Thank you for listening and you know, I'm glad you respect our opinion. But to email a radio show and say, pick between these three people, probably not the best idea. Who's got the best button? Who gives the best BJs? That's Jason. There's a lot of info we do. We figure it out. Second, you get super serious with them. All that's going to go away. So we told

2:34:53you to propose to your friend and look how that turned out. And I feel like we may have said, she could say no, it could ruin the friendship. If I remember that. That's like a normal. And then he did. And then she said, no, what she said. She's really not that into you. Right. So to me, the Colombian only works if you're going to get back together somehow, whether you go there or she comes back here. Yeah. The other two, you gave a chance and they both said, no, but between them, the friend, you didn't, you weren't actually together. Like the other one, you were together and it didn't work out. So like, why is that going to change? Oh, yeah, like that should be, that shouldn't be on the list at all. The only one that I could wrestle with. And I know like my gut would say, just don't she doesn't, she doesn't like you in that way. But it is possible, I think, for someone to say that I screwed up and shouldn't have handled it

2:35:53that way. You know, we should have got together. We didn't get together. These women find out there was a list. Yeah. I mean, no, like the list. Everyone's got a solution. And you, and what, you emailed up radio show and figure out, then like that pick out which one they picked me. So it's just this dude have a 12 inch long. How is he drowning in veg? I think it's just, it just happened to play out this way for him right now. I don't know. No one else is like this, but every time I know me personally, if like I decide, okay, I'm going to get serious about someone, all of them come out of the woodwork. Well, all of them come out of the woodwork. The ones that like your blame groundwork, the ones that were like, oh, just a fling, they all come out. You're like, the work. Yeah. So some guys will just pick them all. Pick them all. Go test them out. Talk to them all. There's nothing wrong with it. It can happen. So none of them seem like the ideal situation to us. I guess on the surface,

2:36:57the Colombian, if she is going to move here, then that might work out, but yes, Chuck. Do you think he actually loves the friend the most? Yeah, he's been, he has had a thing for her for years. So that's the one he, I think in his heart would love the most. I'm not telling him to say, okay, I'm going to say on the record, I just just putting this out there. The chick who's far away, who's cheated on him already or bang someone else, that person's out the list. The Colombian thing is never going to work out. It's too far away. You might as well pick the friend and see what happens with it. It's probably going to burn, but at least then, that won't be something in hindsight. You're like, I never, we should have tried it. We never did. It's probably a super bad idea. But at the same time, I don't know. You got enough friends, probably. We've given you 18 different options there. So I don't think we helped bang your friend. Good luck. Wish you all the best. Let us know what you choose. Go bang your friends. Go bang your friends.

2:37:58All of the bang all your friends. All right. This guy said, speaking of banging, hey guys, I'm not even two years into my marriage with my wife. And we're already having major issues when it comes to sexual compatibility. Unbelievable. How many wear how long? Two years. Not even two years. Not even two years. How long were they together before they got married? How old are they? Well, she's in her early 20s. I'm almost 30. Okay. He's almost 30 who wants to bang and who doesn't. I've been shocked at how much more she wants it than I do. Now, I don't think my recovery period is all that long. But three times a day, five nights a week is more than I can handle. Yeah, I don't know. Put me back in my 30s. How old is he? He's almost 30. That's a lot three times a day. Three times a day, five days a week. She thinks I don't find her sexy and attractive. And that's not the case at all. But you know, some nights I just need to sleep.

2:39:00It's starting to cause friction between us and not the good kind. And talking to find common ground is not working. This doesn't feel like the kind of thing that should cause resentment. But it's starting to feel like where it's heading. I need your advice. She had a sex addiction or something. Like three times a day. On the loop. Five days or five days or seven. Does she take us? She takes a couple days off. Yeah. Or in the air. I mean, it's they can't two days a week. I don't know. I don't know. 15 times a week. That's a lot. Thank you. Even for in your early 20s, that's a lot. Can't do that. Sorry. See, Alice Watson. I mean, that's the only way. Which is everything. I would need IV bags. Quick IV stat. He said three times this week. Not many people could handle that. So they're they're definitely not compatible. You're not compatible there. I mean, I see the draw, but the reality sets it. I mean, after two years of that, it's like, the problem is, is she going to slow

2:40:01down or only speed up? I think so. As she approaches her 30s, she's definitely a sex addict. Yeah. Right. Definitely. Yeah. That's an addiction. You need it three times a day. And one of the things I'm just extremely afraid about in that scenario is like, if you are not pleasing a sex addict, yep. Yeah. What happens to them? Find it somewhere else will. She finds it. So what do they do? What's the solution here for this fresh marriage, not even two years old? How do they keep it going? They have to have a conversation about her sex addiction. Yeah. I mean, the thing is, if she doesn't go to therapy, it's going to be bad, right? Mm-hmm. Everybody's like, what's his problem? I know. This guy's got to be. I know. But you can't satisfy her the way she needs to be satisfied. So you've got a big issue.

2:41:05If she doesn't understand that, that you know, you just can't keep up to that number a week that you do need to sleep and rest. You have issues. She just ride it. I guess. I don't know. That's what she wants. I think that a lot of guys are texting and saying that. I think it was their reality. That's the thing. I don't believe that they could handle it. Yeah. That's the truth about it. It's like, everybody talks the big game. No one really gets what it would be like to be put to the test three times a day. Five days a week. Five days a week. Kind of in a similar situation. We talked through it, joked about it. We kept it loose. She understands that sometimes I need sleep. I mean, we have to talk. I mean, we always say that. That's the number one thing. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people are suggesting they need to get toys involved. Watch her use it, play with her a little bit. But even that, it's like, take the time out.

2:42:08It's an event. It's an investment. It's an investment. It's an event a day. Yes. Well, I bet she has all that stuff. I bet she's gone. She's gone. I bet she's gone. She won. Right. Yeah. This is someone who's insatiable. It's something you need to really find out though, before you settle down, are you sexually compatible? It's a big deal. Did you think maybe because of the beginning, he was okay with it. And then as but then two years in, now it's like, I'll literally assumed it. We're slow now. Exactly. Most relationships do. Yeah. I think it's different when it's an addiction for somebody, you know, like that. It doesn't slow down the way like a normal guy just needs a fiver from Jason. Yeah. Talk about he's talking about the good stuff. Yeah. I don't want to see. Yeah. He's talking about the good stuff. I don't even know though, man. But he doesn't want to handle. I think he's not having that issue. He doesn't want it that much. He's honestly even just like every single night once every single night,

2:43:17once like knowing like, oh man, I'm exhausted. I had a busy day today. I can see that okay, you try. You know, you'd be like trying to get it in there. But you know that there would be some days where it's like, oh man, I listen. Yeah, it shouldn't become a chore. It shouldn't become like, oh God. Really? Yeah. Okay. So yeah, you need to have like a really sit down, not be around the bush like, hey, we this isn't working out right now. How do we fix this? And unfortunately, dude, at the end of the day, if you are not on the same page, she's got to get it. She's going to get it. You got to figure that out. It's exactly how I would feel if even in a normal sexual amount, every time you had to do it, it had to be a big production production like ropes and like every single time it was never just like, hey, this is cool. Spontaneous and just happen. It's it has to always be surked to sole in there. Oh my God. You know, like that is really hard.

2:44:21Have the hard conversation, but you have to do it and try and figure it out and then work from there. All right. The next one that came into us says, there's some tension that has brewed up between the wife of one of my closest friends and me. Basically, I told his wife to f off. Very nice. It's anonymous email did not come from anyone. No, no. I was on a road trip, decided to stop off to see my friend for the first time in three years. The last time I saw him was at his wedding. It was great to catch up until I had some one on one time with his wife. I had no clue what a mean spirited bitch she was because literally everything out of her mouth was nasty and negative about somebody. When she started to get personal with people I knew and cared about, I had enough. I said, okay, you got to stop, but she kept going. Finally, I just snapped. I said, f off and walked away. I said goodbye to my friend and continued on with the trip.

2:45:22Yep. You do the right thing and that's it. You'll never see a friend again. I haven't spoken to him since and I know obviously he's pissed because we speak every couple of days and it's been weeks. He's married to means per spirited person. That's his life every day. So you just came in and kicked a hornets and asked and then you just got to leave. He's there every day. He's there that whole night. I hate your friend. Your friend is the worst. That's it. You're done. You never familiar. Oh man, it's just, you know, he says, is this something I should address with my friend or should I just let it go? No, your friend is not your friend anymore. I think it'd be tough to hang out. I don't think it's tough because I know Ryan has done it on the show. Yeah. But I feel like it's like no matter how mean one of my buddies' wives were, I would never get myself into a scenario where I'm the one that tells her to f off. That's messy. It's just I just know it's over. Like I've decided, hey,

2:46:26I can't stand her so much that we can't even hang out anymore. Yeah. So I'm going to let her have it right now. I'm doing you a favor, I think, in the long run because someone needs to hear it. But I also know this is me cashing in our friendship. Our friendship's done. I'm cashing it in. Yeah. He's with her now. Yeah. She comes before you. Some people need to realize that. The guy's problem was he said it to her. You just need to talk crap to everybody else about her. Ex there are ways to do it. There are ways to do it. I don't think that this guy's friend is mad. I just don't think he's allowed to talk to you anymore. That's what I think. He hates you. He knows his wife sucks. And he wants to watch the game with you, but he's not allowed to. That's 100% hoping. No, that is right. He's right. Ryan Land, that's the way it is. He's right. He might be listening right now. Suck it. Wow. I'm seeing my friend. You made him sad. Yeah. I know. You've

2:47:34made him sad. All right. One more here. This guy says, Hey, everybody, I want to say I'm pretty buzz when I sent this, but I am on. Okay. I want to give it details about the guy. He's on the town board or something. Oh, wow. In a different state. He said, so, um, um, basically my question for you guys is it cool to drink someone's booze if you're dog sitting and they don't pay you? I'm dog sitting for my uncle. They don't pay you? He has an offer to pay me. No. So I'm drinking his brusquies. Yeah, it's fine. That's fine. And some of his whiskey. Yeah. Go for it. Who cares? He's not paying you. I think that's fine. I mean, it's weird. He has a problem with it. I'll say something. It's your uncle. Yeah. I think he'll be okay with it. Not a random person or something. Yeah. Yeah. This one isn't as hard-hitting as somebody else. It is not drunk. He also sent pictures of the dog. Oh, dog.

2:48:35So cute. I dog set for my uncle. He was mad at me for not drinking enough booze. My uncle Ed is the man. He's like the most fun dude in the world. Well, that's what you need to find. He was like, why was there why was there whiskey left? He said, PS, I'm probably going to drink it. I'm definitely drinking it. Yeah, he's drinking. Yeah, he's drinking. Yeah, it's a drink. He just drink it every time. The dog wants you to drink it and just snub. Yeah, but good time. As long as it's not some expenses. Yeah, something crazy. Then don't be like 45 year old Scott. Yeah, don't do that. Just because he didn't pay. Yeah. Exactly. Is that adorable? Yeah. He's like, what the dog said for sure. Yeah, that sounds like fun. Yes. Yeah. Drink a whiskey dog sitting right now. Okay. Why? Jason's going to be a drunk dog sitter. Get that coin and look at it. There was a dog here.

2:49:41There was a dog. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. The dog. Just in along with whiskey. If you ever want to reach us, email at davinjuckthefriek.com is how you do it. email at davinjuckthefriek.com. Why is a teacher saying no to bathroom passes? Did a bunch of delivery robots lose their mind? What was the like for a guy who escaped a boat explosion and was stranded for two days on an island? Damn. We'll get to that. What's up with the Asians and more straight ahead? Previously on davinjuckthefriek. Email here. I'm at the girl online. We hit it off quick. We made a plan to get together for the course of the week. Lots of heavy flirting, exchanging sexy pics in the anticipation leading into the weekend was intense. I realized I was getting kind of sensitive blue balls. Saturday arrives. Over the course of the day, my balls became so tender that they were almost unbearable. Jordan has a comment. I had that same thing. I was overseered in Afghanistan. When I came home, I hadn't had that in like six, seven months and my girlfriend and I ended up having a bunch of sex. I ended up finale in like 15 times. And one day,

2:50:46I'm so then we have plans to go to like Buffalo Wild Wings and all of a sudden I can't even sit. My testicles hurt so bad. We left with the ER and they gave me a diagnosis. That's it. In aggressive sexual intercourse. One day, 15 orgasms and Buffalo Wild Wings. I'm at the home. That's supposed to be American day. So me and the lady went out at like 15 times and headed over to Buffalo Wild Wings for some spastic garlic. My balls were so tender I went to the ER. A massive sex they said. Coming up. What's in a couple spot outside their window when they were having sex? Did a bunch of delivery robots lose their minds? And what was a like for a guy that escaped a boat explosion?

2:51:49Let's get to that. It's a double pervert Friday. Holy crap. Imagine banging your lady. And you spot a creep outside the window. Recording it all on his phone. Enjoy yourself Jason. Don't say my name. Jason again. Yeah. It is him. A pervert who filmed a couple having sex through their window. Was found to have waged a four year campaign of voyeurism that involved up to 90 people.

2:52:52Whoa, he gets around, huh? Jake Austin was caught when a horrified woman was being intimate. With her husband in the bedroom and saw a face peering into their ground floor window. Hopps were called. They seized the guy's phone after finding him nearby. They also raided his home to look at his hard drive and desktop. That's when they discovered the 31 year old had been spying on people for months. And that he had invaded the privacy of scores more. Included filming men and women through windows are gaps in blinds and various states of ungress and upscirting victims. In supermarkets, pubs and on the street. He's just into it all. That's crazy four years he never got caught. Yeah, that's a lot. Now appeared in court for sets. Really good at it. After previously admitting five charges of voyeurism in three counts of recording an image under clothing without consent. He's one of the best we've ever heard of. To be honest, like no one last four years.

2:53:53Only got busted though when that woman spotted him looking at them banging in the bedroom. Yeah, she's bored like he's a real, a real, a real, a real. What are so he okay? We know he's into watching people have sex. What else does he like? What else do you think this man like? Oh, there's something weird open taping me through a window too. Yeah, I got a lot of those. I'm not sure if you're going to get a real pervert. What do you think of that? Yeah, reporting me. Oh, happy birthday. He's a pervert. He's a pervert. Yeah, pervert. I just wanted to see what you were doing over there. Yeah, surprisingly in zoom in on his lips. New thing that's the only one. No. I got so many videos of you. That's amazing. Pull out of the bullies baby. Call the bullies. Yeah, pull the things out. Bumped India in here. Okay. Okay, you are making it weird man.

2:54:53You're making it. I don't know. Hang it on my thread. I know. I got you. I'm just saying he looks like a dude that's like into subways. Trains. Well knitted shirts. Yeah, look at that thing. Just kind of look like that train guy. He died. Oh, my God. A former just got a job hosting a show I saw. Oh, he's that dude's like he's got to be a millionaire, right? He's like modeling for a food. Chee or something like. Yes, it's nuts. Modeling for good. I release it. It's crazy. The former. The former. The former. There was something about. Yeah, he's given all of his former's hope. Forget his name, but yeah, he got. I can't tell you his name. Okay, so you escape a boat fire, which is great. You're with your parents. But then like you're on an island for a couple of days before you're rescued. Oh no. What? I can't do this story. I just saw it turns dark. Oh no, I can't do this story. I can't.

2:55:54No, no, no. You did eat the family dog. No. Did he put a dog in there? I didn't. I didn't. No, Chuck. I'm talking to Chuck. But it is. Oh, it is. Okay, then throw that away and we will not talk about. Dogs in the story. Nope. Don't. And dogs did not. Okay. Oh my. I thought you were going to do it. I watched the first flight. Yeah, he says that all the time. But then he said that. When I watched the first little bit, I didn't. There was no mention of that. It was just how this guy survived on an island for a couple of days before he was rescued. Oh, my. Did his mom die? In the explosion. The escape to boat fire with his parents. They were rescued two days later. But unfortunately, critical times your people didn't make it. Oh, dark. And he dark, dark, dark. Dark. I got to preview all those stories. He can't do all of them. It's just tough when you face an entire whole news cast on

2:56:57the conversation that was going to take place during that. What would you do on an island if you were stranded not with your mom not with your dying dogs? Okay. Oh my god. That is dark. That poor man. Should have went for three perverts of the day. A triple pervert Friday. We got enough. Better than that. Oh no. Is that his mom right there? Yes. Okay, keep it together. Oh, yep. There's goodness. That's a sad day. That's a sad day. Another guy on a boat had quite an experience. This is happening a lot more lately. Killer whale attacks. Yeah. Killer whale attacked their boat. They hate boats. No, all of a sudden you guys. Normally they'd let all that stuff go. They didn't, you know, you know, oh, that's a boat.

2:57:57Not going to bother it. Yep. Now they're like, okay, you guys have to die. I love it. I can't. I love it. That's weird too. But here's the story. This morning, the jaw dropping moments. A pod of orcas attacking a sailboat off the coast of Spain for a terrifying eight-minute string. Not just this one. Almost comes to the surface. Then you hear the sound of it ramming the boat. Part of the sailboat's rudder worn away. Oh my god. They really break it, huh? We saw the orcas and I'm like, oh my god. I immediately put my phone out, start recording what's going on. And then at that point they started attacking. And I'm just like, like in shock, like what's going on? Like what's happening? Gage Butler was on the sailboat moving it between marinas. The killer whales honing in on their boat when there were a few miles from the coast. There were four. I know at least two of them were attacking the rudder at the same time. Or one would go, and the other would follow right behind.

2:58:58After checking for leaks and making sure they could steer with the partial rudder, they were able to make it back to shore safely. Nobody was hurt. We've seen encounters like this one since 2020. Experts don't believe the killer whales are purposefully trying to sink ships. They really seem focused on the rudders and probably the interactive element of the boat, you know, especially when people are trying to maintain steering. It becomes, you know, a little bit more like a game of tug-a-war or something like that. And so from the whale's perspective, it seems like a form of play. And she also makes the point that there has never been a documented case of a wild killer whale killing a human. Yeah, I feel like they're coming for us now, though. They were never doing this before, but all of a sudden they're still. They started to sink those boats. I can't remember where that was, but they were like, it might have been off the coast of Spain. It was like one group that was being taught by one of the, one of the dudes. Let's go boys. And now they're all, now they all know they hate boats, dude. They do.

2:59:59They hate to sail boat. But why all of a sudden? Probably too, too many times, too many sandbars, you know? They're just looking in and like look at these people at this sandbar. They're all tied to a sandbar. I can't take it anymore. I, I kind of get it. I do too. Really? You're up to the sandbar. The sandbar. The sandbar. Yeah. Oh, what are you doing out there all day? Drinking and having fun. Tying off with some strangers. Get out into the middle and has some time to yourself. Yeah. Like the rest of us. Oh, they want a pee in the shallow part of me. Used to be. You used to be fun. But I was never partying with others. No, that's not. So I wasn't a big fan of the. Yeah, that's the problem. Yeah. When we come back in a moment, why is the school teacher telling his kids they can't go to the bathroom? Well, the best place to retire in the country surprised you and did some delivery robots go nuts.

3:01:04All that and more coming up. The former alert at a restaurant when he confused words for homogram and grenade. A language app gave him the wrong translation. They couldn't understand what he was saying. So he wrote down the word and handed it to them. The waiter took the note as a threat. The tourist was ordered to come out of the restaurant and lie face down on the ground in the street. So how confused is he? He just asked for a pomegranate drink. I love the idea of Dave doing this. Their leg is right here. Hello. Wrote down a grenade. I am a wrong person. I am a wrong person. Shut up. I'm a brand of drink. You're a wrong person. I'm a wrong person. No, please close. I love pomegranates. Guys close. Get in jail. See your Dave. No, miss. You go home. I can't come to work because I was trying to order. I like playing a big boo boo guys. Trying to get a pomegranate drink. But I wrote down grenade and I'm in jail right now.

3:02:05This is my one phone call. Could you even imagine you do this by mistake, but then you get put on a terrorist. And I, because I tried to order a lumbar. Yeah. He's Dave and Shuk the free. Dave and Shuk the free. Facebook.com slash Dave and Shuk the free fans. Backer with you on, Dave and Shuk the free. Updating a story we covered earlier this week, a Delta pilot had to divert and land in Detroit on his way to Boston after suffering a medical issue in the air, which sounded like this to air traffic. I tried to order Delta 437 emergency aircraft. Visual Q2 left. Clear to land. Q2 left. Alpha 10 is the gate. This is the captain. I don't know what that's still. I'm going to taxi the jet to the gate and then I need to go to the hospital. I mean, that's a man in pain, dude. You can tell he's in pain and we thought maybe kidney stones.

3:03:08Well, an aviation insider has reached out to a very cool. It was not kidney stones aviation insider aviation. Dave and Shuk the freaks aviation insider. It was appendicitis. Okay. Yeah, well that would do it. Yeah, that'll do it. That'll do it. The captain underwent emergency surgery and his recovering well, just thought you'd want an update since you don't get those that often. Yeah, that's great. All the best of your aviation insider. We might need you again at some point. Have any information on all the tires popping or the door's flying off? It's so full of dirt. You're going to need words. You may not know everything. You may not know everything. That's fine. Did have the update there. Very cool. Did someone on survivor lose a leg? Survivor's still going. Survivor's still going. But this is survivor Greece. I haven't checked that out yet. Haven't either. One of the guys who was on survivor Greece is suing producers

3:04:12of the reality show over an accident that resulted in his left leg being severed. No way. And he's seeking a bunch of money. That's terrible TV. Or great TV. I don't know. I mean, I'm not ready to. I don't know if I want to see all that. My lighthearted game. Really? Stavros Flora appeared on the Greek version of survivor. They were filming a tour boat scene when a propeller struck him. Oh, yeah. Well, that's it. While he was spear fishing, he claims the producers built the show's entire format, requiring the contestants to spear fish in open water. Water, he says heavily trafficked by tourist boats near the area they filmed. So it wasn't like a stunt they set up or anything. He was just trying to get some food to stay alive. He claims there were no safety boats, no protected zones, no adequate warning. His leg was lost in the ocean and only a turn to get applied by a stranger on board. That tourist boat kept him alive.

3:05:13He was eventually transported to a Miami hospital where he had to undergo multiple surgeries over two months. Jays. He's asking for a hundred million dollars in damages. Who are these going to be graphic photos? Yeah, they will. Do you want to see them? Yeah. I mean, it's just a leg chop off. Oh, no, his leg is God. Oh, no, yeah, that's not really bad. No. Oh, yeah, gone. That's gone. That's awful. Oh, this is survivor. Because you went on as you went on. And what? I'm like, okay, that's bad. But like, honestly, like, what is the Greek? What do you win on the Greek survivor? You know what I mean? Like, nothing. Do we get a hundred million dollars, no? No, maybe they'll eat something. But it's not gonna get a lot. It's got to get some leg. The thing is, oh, it's like, you know, they're going to say, oh, well, he just swam in a spot. We told him not to go, you know. You're seeing a coworker retiring and ask them,

3:06:13what are you going to do next? And they said, I'm going to Disney World. No, probably didn't happen. But it is, according to a new survey, the number one place to retire. Disney World? Well, Orlando, Florida. Oh, not specifically because of Disney, of course. But snowbirds can't quit Florida, I guess. They looked into a bunch of things. Affordability, activity, senior centers, golf museums, theaters, bingo halls, quality of life, healthcare, all sorts of things. Orlando came out number one. Miami number two, Tampa number three, and Scottsdale, Arizona, Casper, Wyoming, Atlanta, Minneapolis, Fort Lauderdale, and Charleston, South Carolina. Many apples made the list. Yeah, people can't wait to get there. I don't know why. I don't know. I don't know. No, don't. That's what? I don't. Don't do that. It's freezing. It's like minus 40 sometimes. Listen, I've driven in Orlando. And I don't know how you'd ever want to be there.

3:07:13I think it is a nightmare on the freeways with all the tourists there. Well, the beaches are just outside, right? Yes, they are. That's what it is. That's got to be that kind of thing. That's what it is. Yeah. They're counting that. It's just, yeah. Because honestly, there's a lot of... Okay, the American Dream has an arc. And part of the arc for some of it is the people who are in the cold decide, I can't take this anymore. And they move on down for six months, and they move back, and they do all that. And that's part of the... I don't like that whole idea. Got you now on me. You know, like in the spots that people choose, where they're like, I'm going to Vegas. I want to be in Orlando. I want to be away from people. It's too many people. I can understand going to a warm place, but I would be like, where do people not go? Where there are not a lot of people. Yeah, that's how to do it. But then it won't have all the amenities there too.

3:08:14Right. It won't have, yeah, because they want to do all that. They want to do all that. All right, this postal worker got a little sticky fingers. When he knew I guess that there was some expensive sports cards. Oh, Ryan. He put them right in his pocket. He was PS employee has been arrested. After stealing over $45,000 in sports cards for the downtown Lincoln Post Office. According to LPD, the victim reported that six football and basketball cards worth nearly $46,000. We're taken from the Post Office by Pinnacle Bank Arena. The package was supposed to be delivered on Saturday, but never arrived. Later on, LPD found the stolen cards posted for sale on Facebook. Oh, you idiot. And investigators set up a meeting with the seller, a 30 year old at Trenton Bogan Reef, who is a United States Postal Service employee. Officers arrested Bogan Reef during the arranged purchase, and he was arrested on suspicion of felony theft. So you're so dumb. He's just a moron.

3:09:14You stole them. He's probably stolen a lot of stuff, right? He just hit the jackpot in this package. Yep. And then he puts them up in the local Facebook Marketplace group. So dumb. And the guy spots them. It probably had insurance and stuff on it, and he was able to tell, because you ensure something for like its value sometimes. I bet you didn't. Oh, you don't send these straight through just hoping they got there. That's what 80% of this is. Wow. Because you know, if you're, if you know what you're looking for, you know what a card box or pack looks like in there. Okay. I just sent one. I sold one for like the most I've ever sold a card for a couple weeks ago. And I just got a notification that I got to the guy. I was so nervous putting it in the mail. I'm sure. Oh, man, rolling the dice. Right. Well, I had a buddy who went through a company that he had a whole collection that he was going to go send. They were all going to be graded and done and he paid that.

3:10:15And then they were like, we lost them. And I think you did they lose them though. Yeah, did they actually lose them though? Well, the whole thing was that they were supposed to give him back other cards of whatever the estimated value they thought. I don't know. I don't even know how it ended up turning out, but I can't even imagine you sending something away like that. And it just gets taken. Evonally, as we enter this era of self-driving things like cars and delivery robots, we've seen that they can go wrong. The technology is not exactly perfect yet. A swarm of delivery robots in Chicago all got together in one area. Chicago's tough, man. Even the delivery robots have a game. Yeah, the run gangs CBS news with that. I run along this road all the time. So I spend a lot of time on these right around these few blocks near Lincoln Park. Not long into her morning walk, Becca Austin ran into a robot.

3:11:16A Coco Robotics delivery robot like this one. And at least it doesn't take a Mars rover. I already got that. It's pretty beat up. A traffic jam on the sidewalk along North Clark Street. I mean, no cars. Just Coco's. Yeah, I posted it. And a lot of people seem to relate and like it, they were swarming. They didn't seem to have anywhere to go. It seems like some of them in the middle were trying to get out while the ones on the end were just sitting there stationary without agile feet. No one could have gotten by. Food delivery robots rolled into Chicago under a pilot program. But there's been pushback and even petitions to pause the program. Not to mention other documented traffic jams and at least two crashes into bus shelters. Do you think these little robots need like a plane marshal that's directing them through traffic? Coco coming through. Oh, God. Coco coming through. Or is that ridiculous? I think it's a little bit ridiculous. Coco Robotics apologized for the traffic jam that blocked Becca's walk.

3:12:17In a statement, a spokesperson called it quote, a sidewalk deployment error. Several robots leaving the station to start their daily routes, rerouted at the same time, causing a Coco cluster. The issue was resolved in minutes. If this is happening with their robots, maybe they're not designed to work that way, but they are working that way. Becca just wants to walk without another run in with a robot. Well, your next running with a robot's not going to be fun at all. Oh, hey, I'll be Coco. No, look at all of them. To be honest, so like you should I would be thrilled. I'm on a walk, which I hate. But then I see a gaggle of robots. And I'm like, I'm the one that's going to record this. Amazing. Just you know what's going viral. You know what's going viral. And it did. When we come back in a moment, what's up with the Asians? What's it a Chinese student do with the $18 million his family trusted him to invest with? Oh, no, we'll find out after this.

3:13:19Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freed. You know, I love the beach. You do love the beach. Never more relaxed than I am. I love the sound of the waves. Oh, you know, that's funny because it's the opposite for me. Because I just think my kids are going to die. My kids are trying to play in the water every five minutes. They would run too far out and a wave would almost get them. So I was like, oh, god, there you go. And the whole time there's like dudes, Hey, get me your coconut drink. You want a coconut drink? Is it coconut drink? The coconut, the coconut, the coconut, the coconut. No, I told you no. But this is honestly the sixth time you've come by. You're looking like you need a coconut drink. Now I understand why people are drinking coconut drinks because it's so god awful on the beach. So you have to get drunk. It's Dave and Chuck the Freak. Dave and Chuck the Freak on TikTok at Dave and Chuck the Freak.

3:14:23It's time now for What's Up with the Asians? According to his rule against 29 year old Alan Zhu. What did he do? A Chinese student who was sent to Australia with $18 million of his family money. Oh, you can't send me to Australia with 18 mil. He was supposed to invest in property in Sydney. It'd be Sydney. All right. It'd be a girl named Sydney. Yeah, he did not spend that money correctly. He did party. Oh, yeah, luxury jewelry, fancy cars, a lavish apartment. Lingling. Look at this beautiful place. He got himself. Wow, nice. 18 mil. Yes. Even a little plastic surgery. Fix himself up a bit. Yeah, he's a new teeth baby. Fix this chin. The court determined that the money he received from his family was in no way

3:15:26shape or form a gift and ordered him to pay back millions to his family working on it and transfer the properties over to his mother. In a letter to court, Alan called himself a greedy, dishonest, immoral and very bad person who could not control the devil living in his heart. I've said the same thing about myself. I have to. That's Jackie can't control the devil. There's a devil in my heart. Can't control it. What can I do? You can't control it. I wish I had all this stuff though. Oh my goodness. It would make the devil a little bit better. It was, I'm sure, a fun ride for a while. Oh, yeah. But it all comes crashing. She has no way to really pay them back though for everything. You can't take this stuff out of my face and everything. You know, that is sell it all. I know. That's going to do it for us here on this Friday bitches. Stay safe and we'll talk to you next time on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Everyone should say penis so he can take away the negative power of the word.

3:16:30Yeah, so everybody. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Penas. Thank you for listening to Dave and Chuck the Freak.