Thursday, September 10th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

0:00Dave and Chuck Delfreak online at Dave and Chuck Delfreak.com You dig it in. No doubt. I like the way you work it. Want to drag it up? How you doing? I don't know about that. That. Bag it up? Yeah. I'm dragging it up. Yeah. Whatever. Good enough. Yeah. How you doing? Dave and Chuck Delfreak here. It is the 10th of September, a Thursday. How do you like your ladies eaten? What? I don't even know how to respond to that. Like, dude. I know. Do you watch?

1:00Do you pay attention? Chuck, I know you do. I pay attention to everyone. Of course I do. What would be a big turn off when it comes to ladies eating? You know, you'd like to think probably like this, like a smaller mouth thing, like a old boss. Like, with the sauce. If like sauce got all in the corner of their mouth every single time. We had a boss and he would not open his mouth fully when he was eating. You'd charge shoved stuff into it. And Chuck pointed it out and then we could not unsee it. But that means he would always get stuff around his mouth because he would eat a lot of salad with a lot of dressing. When stuff would go all around. And it would be all around. I would be very grossed out by that. That's gross. Yeah. I had a relationship and because of the way she ate corn on the cob, I've told you. Yeah. Yes. And for those that don't know, what was the matter? She just said butter and kernels, like all that she would eat after it.

2:02And after it. It's a tough food to eat. When you're sitting there, I looked and was like, this will never work. How long into it? Did you? It was like a couple months. Yeah. You got to wait on the corn. How often does corn come up though? I mean, I'm not seafood. But if it's that, then what else? What's next? Okay. That's nice. I just couldn't handle. Cornels and butter everywhere. That's the button. Pretty bad. So bad. I mean, I'm sorry to look for a word. That was going to be a good one. Yeah. It was a pretty good one. Yeah. Sometimes you're just looking for a word. I mean, that's not what I said. It wasn't like this one that ever worked because of the way you eat corn. Because some stuff is, you know, like we have gone out to eat with Lisa and some stuff is just funny, you know? Like if someone has an onion on their back. Well, I told you about that. Did I tell you about the onion or did I have the onion on my back with you? You had a bruise. I got bruise on your shoes. Yeah. Yeah. And that's just fun times. That's just funny.

3:02That's just like fancy dinner we had together. There was a tomato that flew. I don't know. I don't know. How far? How'd you get an onion on your back? I don't remember. It was a long ago. It shocks me that sometimes there's stuff that I haven't heard before. Have I heard of any of them on the back? I don't know. He's referenced it. But I don't even remember. Maybe it just goes back. I can't even real. I just know what happened. You know what I mean? I just know that that is a, that is the story. There is lore there. Yeah. But what I'm saying is some stuff is funny. Like sometimes people try to eat things can be funny. But then like sometimes like Jason said, I can't this now this grosses me out. You know? Ryan, any big turnoffs when it comes to lady eating? There's like a like lit some lip smacking going on when people are chewing a little bit. Yeah. And the other noises. There's a few things my wife does. I'm a big question. Yeah. Yeah. She's like 18 years pregnant now. Oh, man.

4:02Yeah, no, I love her. But she, it's like, I don't know. He might as well put some like Australian guy talking about her in the wild when she's right now. Oh, yeah. Stainful. She's eating for two. Yeah, that's what they say. Oh, yeah. That's what they say. This thing's got to come. I'm going to get murdered before. Yeah. A couple of weeks, buddy. I'm taking some chances. Yeah, I'm taking some chances here. Slurping is one of my, I hate a slurper. Oh, yeah. Like a drink or a soup or any, any liquid. I don't like to smell the slurper. Money will do that, but he says it's a joke. I'm like, yeah, right. He's like, I'm just, I do it on purpose because it's. It's story checks. It's story checks. It's story checks. So one of my kids does it sometimes and it's disgusting over does that. That's checks about to do it. You knew it. You knew it was coming. It's so obnoxious. Oh, my god. Why do people do that? You know what? I feel terrible when I'm drinking and I'm out to eat and, you know, I get something with

5:09like a straw, like a pop or whatever. And I get to that bottom and I'm like, I'm not going to let this go to waste. Oh, you could do them. And you make all the sounds. And I'm like, here I go. I'm going to sound like a child. And it's like, I'll let that go. Sometimes I plan on it and I'm like, they're going to notice that this is bone dry. Okay. What about if a woman like mowed through her meal? Is that a girl getting a fast? Like cookie monster style. It's I eat pretty fast, but I don't know if I eat like cookie monster. I mean, get onions on your back. But it's tough for if I encountered someone to wait faster than me, I would be shocked because I'm the same pace, right? Yeah. I don't mind being ahead. And like, I guess that's probably why I notice people eat because I'm like, oh, man, like my whole thing's done. So I guess I'm just going to sit here and watch you eat. Force myself to eat slower. I grew up, you know, so my dad, one of 12, he, it was like a survival thing in that family,

6:14a poor Irish family. Yeah. Whoever finished first got more, right? Yep. So they all ate so fast and growing up with my dad, I kind of started to eat fast because it was the same thing. There'd be two sausages left on the breakfast. Yeah. I'd be like, ooh, I don't hurry up. Yeah. So now I kind of forced myself to slow down a bit, but this woman, I bring it up because this woman set a record for the fastest time eating a burrito. It's wild. The term legendary, it's thrown out there too often. I think this is legendary. I'm not going to like it. I don't like these. You don't like? Fast to eaters and. Yeah. Yeah. Leah Schucktever. She's a competitive eater. She holds the world record for most churros eaten in a minute. And now she just broke the world record for fastest time to eat a burrito. Can I say this? I find all competitive eating absolutely disgusting.

7:16That's right. The fact that you'll like dip something in just a jug of water just so that your body can more stuff it down your throat a little bit easier. So if she's doing that kind of stuff, it's not going to be great. How fast do you think she ate a 1.35 pound burrito, like a big ass burrito? I will say I've been sent this clip so many times that I've seen just the first few seconds of it. And it seemed like she was going to have it done. I'm going to say 30, 35 seconds. I say 11 seconds. 30.75 seconds. Shattering the records. Do it in 11 and I'll be in front. And she's a cute girl and she's skinny. Yeah, because she just goes and get it out of there. It is ready, Jason. No. Got to watch all 30. I'll watch it. I'll be fine. She doesn't have any. Like, that is insane right there.

8:18Like how does she swallow? Like where's it going right now? I don't know. I don't get it. Where's the food going? It doesn't even look like she's swallowing. Does she have the world's biggest mouth? I think she just is. It just goes. It goes right down. Yeah. Oh, she got choke. That makes no sense to me. This can't be AI, right? It can't be. Well, this is from Guinness. I know. Is it from Guinness? This is from Guinness. Okay. Yeah. So that's them congratulating her at the end there for a good help. It's all officially amazing. 30.75 seconds and entire burrito. I mean, one of my kids could give her a run for the money sometimes as I've seen, but I mean, that thing was thick. But it was crazy because you're right. It didn't look like she was swallowing. It just looked like she was shopping. Does she want to have like a gag reflex?

9:19Like she just kind of just goes right down her throat. That's the part I don't understand. You don't see any active swallowing. Okay. Pretty cool. All right. It just looks like she's biting. Like you know what I mean? Like she's not even chewing. Like one shoe and it's gone. And it's a steak burrito. It's not going to let it walk. It's it. It's real. This is the Guinness World Records Twitter page. God sakes. We got to look up everything. Yeah, we do. They want. I don't. I don't know. It doesn't look human. That's the only thing. But that's how she's able to do it. Can we see more of her? You want there's more of her? Like what? She's a speedy. You got Instagram and stuff. She eats everything. She looks good in a bikini too. That's good.

10:19So she must throw all that food. She's a cosplayer. She's like a bodybuilder. Damn, she looks great. Well, she obviously is just able to slowly look at all of her food. What are you looking at? She's. She's pulling a gummy worm out of her mouth. I don't know where how that was in her mouth. Go to her Instagram. What was that? Like still going. What? Yeah, one of those big gummy worms. It's still going. Okay. Hold on. She's got a real talent. Is it one of them big long ones? Whoa. So she does not have, she just has an open access. Tell me where to go. Go down. Go down. Go down. So I scrolled for quite a while there. The red one. Okay, she's got no obviously no gag reflex. Absolutely. It's like something out of a horror movie.

11:21She just keeps pulling this. Is this the thing you saw? Yeah, it's still going. Holy hell, you guys. No, there's something she's got nothing going on back there. There's nothing there. I want to read her DMs. I bet they are great. Oh, man. How that's what? Two feet long. Yeah. She pulled it right out of her throat. Yeah. I was shocking. Right, Ralph. That is another one. This is what she does. Yeah, no, she's just a freak of nature. I mean, you want to see, you want content. One of us got to start doing this. All right. She just swallows a banana hole, man. I've seen Dave do that. Okay, I did not. Just jump in the left. I'd chomp it. No, that thing's not going all the way down. Okay, so this is just, it's like porn slash eating. Well, you know, be smart. Look, come on. Get out of town.

12:21That's hot. She literally can just shove stuff completely down her throat. Or it's all AI. Oh, no. Oh, no, a man's trying to do it. Yeah, for this guy, that's got her boyfriend. Probably he's someone's boyfriend. Oh, no, he can't. Oh, God. I'm not going to throw him out of bed. Holy smokes. So her name is Leah Shutt, Kever, SHUTK, K-E-V-R. If you want to look her up, but what she does is wild. So yeah, there's something. There's something not, she doesn't have the same stuff going on the we do in her throat, so herself. Yeah. And that's how she's able to do it. That's a hell of a talent town. That is usually it leads you to another place. That's not. So she's God, just food, food instead of dong. Was that her eating another burrito down there? Well, she's broken the record like three times. Oh, my God, just glizzies. Does she just swallow whole glizzies?

13:22Of course she does. What's your party, Tricot says? Oh, that's a full long gone. Good night. No, how does she not joke to death? You don't even see it going down. She doesn't explain it in an interview or something. What do you want to ask her about it? Like, what do you do this? Don't get it. Oh, pickled glizzies. Pickled glizzies. Doesn't make any sense at all. Oh, it does sound like a lot of chocolate. The chocolate did at that baseball game. He just said, raw, no problem. Right down. Anyway, don't do that. Wild. She's wild. Yeah, I mean, it's literally, it looks AI because it makes no sense. Like the human body shouldn't be able to just like chomp a whole mouthful of burrito, not chew it, and it just is gone down there throat. No, that's delicious thing. She's about to eat the sinamega monster. Wow, I could do that.

14:23Oh, hoax. I mean, I could do that. Probably not as fast though. No, that's okay. All right, big tech news yesterday. The foldable iPhone was officially announced, it was speculated for a while. Better have deep pockets though. Two grand for this bitch. Mm-hmm. That's what we said. Here's the story. Tonight, Apple unveiling its biggest change to the iPhone ever. This is iPhone Duo. The new foldable iPhone, former Apple CEO Tim Cook passing the torch to Apple's new CEO, John Ternis, for today's launch. That's your God. Hello and welcome to Apple Park. The new iPhone Duo is Apple's thinnest ever and costs $2,000, 800 more than the latest iPhone. It gives you the largest display ever on an iPhone, while still fitting easily in your pocket. The Duo is geared towards gaming and multitasking, where users can split the screen into two apps

15:24or two windows for comparison shopping. The two sides connect into a continuous frame. Flip phones have come a long way since the 1990s. It's slim enough to fit in a pocket, so it's easy to keep in touch. Motorola, Google and Samsung already have a new generation of folding phones. With Apple joining the market, Samsung now dropping the price of its Galaxy Z Fold 8 to about $1,600, the lowest price since it was launched. And David, these foldable phones only account for a small piece of the overall smartphone market, about 2%. Apple is hoping by introducing its own version, people will take to it just like they did with the iPhone. Again, I said never say never, but I don't see the appeal to it for me. I don't. Yeah, I mean, it's too thick. It doesn't, I guess it makes sense when you hear about the numbers, you know, like, oh, well, like the foldable phones are just 2% of the market. Then I wonder like even like,

16:25how many people get the biggest iPhone? Not as many. You know what I mean? Like I think that it's kind of makes sense. There are just, there's a group of people that are gonna go and they're gonna get this phone. They know that. They're hoping that they can make that group one or two percent bigger. Sure. They're so late to the party. But they say they perfected the technology. So they mean- I'm sure they did. You don't really see the fold and the other phones. The fold is very visible. I think really what it is is they just let other companies take all the risks and fail and see what goes wrong. And see and then they're like, okay, it's worked for Samsung for like two years. Okay, put ours out then. Because that's all Apple has been doing for a long time. It's just, and I really think that there are, there's stuff in China and Japan and stuff that we don't even, we can't even believe right now.

17:25So yeah, they, all their phones are the highest price ever now for new models and even their old phones, they've upped the price on because RAM is so expensive these days. Oh yeah. So normally when they release a new phone, their older models go down in price. This time they went up in price. Hmm, that's crazy. Because they say they have to. Yeah, let's hold off on the RAM still. It's not good. Yeah, it's not good. We're waiting to buy a computer. We just can't. No, no, we are much. I'm gonna get better from this. No, it's not anytime soon. Speaking of things that cost more, they put together a list of things that used to be free, but now cost us money. Water. No, sure. If you want to buy it, most of these should definitely be free. So I think we have a right to be angry about a lot of them, phone accessories, like phones used to come with headphones

18:26and a charger. Yeah. Now you have to buy all that stuff separately. Now you just get a cable. Yeah. All of the concert ticket fees back in our day. Yeah, it was $50 ticket. It was a $50 ticket. Yeah, maybe there was fees and we didn't even realize it. Like that, it was like a $52, like $52, $52, $52. It weren't like they are now. No. Now when you add in convenience fees, processing and delivery, it can almost double the price of the tickets. And what's amazing is there is no delivery. It is a text generally. You know, like what are you doing? What are you delivering? Checked airline bags. A lot of airlines didn't charge Southwest. RIP, they were like the biggest holdout. I was always free to check your bag on Southwest up until recently where they changed everything. Yeah. They have airline and have since tanked. I think that was the reason a lot of people chose them.

19:28They liked that weird pick your own seat thing. I hated them. And they liked the free bag. There was a lot of perks with the extra snacks. They, and then they were like, no, we can't do it. Well, that's how you feel, right? Yeah. You do all the extra stuff. Well, looks like they're failing a lot more now. Oh, well, sure. We took that extra stuff away. Oh, yeah. Also seat selections on an airplane. Now when you buy a plane ticket, they don't even give you a seat for free. You can risk it and not choose one, but then you're probably going to end up in the middle seat next to the bathroom. Yeah, that's real bad. It's wild. Seats are garbage too. Seats are garbage too. Air fares and like even like if you want to sit on an aisle, now they charge you a fee. Yep, you got a pay for. Unless you want to go like an aisle 76, then it's free. No, wherever you want it. Yeah, I take that 76. But like 50 and up. No, you got to pay for everything except middle. Yeah, no, it's terrible. And, you know, I love Delta, but they've even introduced this new like six tier pricing

20:33fee. So the fee you look up, well, you're never going to want that because that like no changes allowed, no seat pre seat selection allowed. Oh, no. Everything. It's just a gamble. It's just a gamble. Yeah, so you can pay for, we'll just shove you right in the cargo hold. Yes. But that's the price that comes up and you're like, oh, that's not too bad. It's, you know, 400 bucks. Right. But then you actually click on it. Oh, you want, you want a big conceited? Oh, you want to actually have a decent experience? That'll be $200. Yeah. It's pretty crazy. Don't forget about free airline food too. Most airlines, unless they're international flights, nothing's free anymore when it comes to eating. Disney fast pass. It used to be, we talked about a check. You talked about running to get to the next riding stuff, but it was free at least. Yeah, you could just go and they get it. Take it or whatever. Take it and they would give you a window to come back where you'd pretty much walk right onto the ride. Oh, so you got to pay for that now?

21:33Now it's all. Oh, wow. And like crazy. Yeah. Some rides are an extra $50 a ride or something. Oh, no way. For one ride. Dude, it's already, I don't know how many millions of dollars to get. It's crazy. Like on peak days, I was reading. It's like, it can be $40, $50 to get like a lightning pass or something. They call it for whatever. Okay. Well, I mean, it's going to sink Ryan. I mean, he's going to family of five. What? Well, I'll be waiting with all of my parents to the, we ain't going anywhere. Yeah. Going smart. You guys got a backyard. Go make a roller coaster. Ryan world. Welcome to Ryan world. Here's some cardboard. YouTube without excessive ads. Now a 10 minute video can be broken into three ads. Unless, of course, you want to pay to get rid of them. I pay and every once in a while, I'll be out and like my buddy's house and we got to sit through them. And I realized the anxiety that I have. No. From them.

22:34So I pay to just make myself okay. Free internet content. Everything's anything that's worth reading is generally behind a paywall now. Yeah. That's because, well, I mean, for me, it started with all the sports stuff, right? Where it used to be newspapers, just put their stories online and now it's like, oh, no. We have to be subscribed. And then they fired everybody and then those people started like the athletic and those type of things and everything's behind a paywall. And it's like, I don't know anything that's going on anymore. And I don't really care, which is great. Parking used to be you could find something on a nearby street. Now, it seems like you have to scan a QR code for every parking space on earth. By the way, stay tuned. David, check the freak. You can listen to us. Small fee. I'm amazed it doesn't have. I am. Damn, too. I am too. Free. Free, bitches. Yeah. And pizza delivery.

23:34Only anyone heard you. Yeah. No idea. Pizza delivery used to be free. I mean, I'm fine tipping. There was never a fee for pizza delivery. Well, yeah, because now it's like, oh, it's $2.50 delivery fee. And then you also have to tip the driver, right? Because you put the pressures on that that fee doesn't go to the driver. That fee is actually to the place for what? Not sure. They're not the box. The box. The box. But you get the box anyway. You get the box if you pick it up. Yep. I'm trying to figure it out. It's another way to try to figure it all out. Even I went to put air in my tires and this probably, listen, there's a place near me. They have a free air thing, right? They exist in the world, free air. But I went to find others. I just have your own thing in the car. That's free air. I do. I left it at home. It was stupid. But I mean, I generally never put air. I have to put air in my tires. Right? Yeah. One just got a little low.

24:35And I pulled up. It was like two bucks. Two bucks for air. And can I tell you how much air you get? Here we go. Ready? It's going to start. You better go fast. Yeah. You got to go fast. Here's the driver. Yeah. Get set before you put that money. You have to. I got the. I got the cord. Get it out. Don't put the money in. I got all the caps unscrewed before. I literally look like a NASCAR pit crew whenever I have to pull up to one of those. Right. I've got the. How am I going to maneuver the cord and then I'll run around the other side? Oh, yeah. I felt like I was a hundred and two though. Two bucks for air. Yeah. Huh. Yep. But I mean, I think that's how they get us, right? They're like, oh, you want to sound like a boomer? Just pay the two bucks for the thing that used to be free. I did. Yeah. Instead of revolting. There's a place near me where the vacuums are free and the air is free. Yeah. Oh, that's. I haven't been to the air in one of those places, but I will go and use that free vacuum.

25:39And then drive right away. I'm not sure your car was. That's why we have to pay for it now. No. Your wild you do that. I'm cleaning it out. But I am washing. I ain't giving you a penny. I'm washing. It's generally reserved for customers. Doesn't say that. He's the guy that screws it for the rest of us. Doesn't say that. Everybody's watching you go around the car wash. I just go right out the end. Because I made most of them where you have to go through it to get to them now. Oh, not the one I use. Oh. You can pull it right in, then back right out. And there you go. You do it too. Yeah. It's a free vacuum. Yeah. I think most people do. When you see it, it's full. They're not all getting washes. Rooting it for us membership folks. Yes. We have the membership. It's only me. You're running it for us members. Thank you for paying for my vacu. Yeah. I've always been a grifter. I went through that place a couple of weeks ago.

26:41And man, they do a hard sell. They had a woman out there trying to sell me a membership. I do, yeah. And she almost was going to say, oh, if you don't buy a membership, like her, her little technique was, oh, this is just, this line's just for members. And but there was only one lane open. Oh, yeah. So they're just, they're trying to put the pressure on. I couldn't go over there because it was like a little cone in front of it. So she's like, well, it's generally just for members. I'm like, okay, but I'm not a member and I'd like a car wash. I've literally got a huge scum. I've literally said, don't worry. You're never going to see me again. I'm a member because it's just a hell of a lot easier. Just go through there. Just like how nice is it to just drive through and you got the guy to the left of you, paying 80. I'm ready for cars. Pay more money and it's taken on a long time. Yep. Look at these elitist cars. They need your money. I've got a lot of sense, guys. It's made so much sense. You can get your car wash as much as I've got three car washes in one day.

27:43That's amazing. Just because I can. Oh, my God. Going through it. I don't even get three in a year. So why would I pay for the matter? Exactly. That's a big car wash guy. I'm a car wash person too. You shower yourself as much as you want. I wash myself. I mean, it is. He has three showers a day, three car washes a day. Everything's clean as a whistle on this fellow. Yeah. No, we did like three or four stories in a row of like people driving in one of those and getting all torn up. And I was like, all right, no, I can't. I wouldn't risk that because your car is in such a great shape. I've been going there for years. It's 57 cracks in your world. It's amazing. Oh, that's all new. I got a brand new one. Oh, you did? Yeah, that's all new. But yeah, no, I wouldn't. If I had any kind of car that I would just be like, ooh, machines. Ooh, scary. Yeah. I don't know if there was such a class system when it came to the car wash. There is. Of course there is. I'm going to keep getting free vacuumed. See, Ryan, at least I don't look in their direction. Don't make eye contact. Thank you. Yeah, I'm even more like I got the, I've got this.

28:46I'll get a sponge out. Oh my God, you wash your car there? I don't know. I'll do the hell with you that. I don't know, that's ridiculous. At the car wash? Oh, I thought you meant you used to wash my car. You said, do you get out and dry it after your car wash? No, I'm not. No. You should. So they have eyes right there, dry it. Yeah. Who does that? Who does, who does, do that? I would do that every time. No, they have the guys doing. They have guys doing it. Guys are there. You're taking an elitist joke. And then you throw those guys a couple bucks for drying your car. Yeah, the people, spots, you always got to get out and do it. You have to do it. Touch ups. You can't trust people. What? Yeah. And now those guys, I never had cash and those guys, you know, for the tip, but now they're like the beginning. Yeah, you can do it at the beginning. That takes a lot of time. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, because I do feel bad at the end. I'm like, oh, nothing, I got nothing for you. One lady I saw hand-to-bagging chips to them. I think that's all she has. She had like a bag of hair. And out of here. But at the same time, I've been to those places and I'm like, oh, I've got nothing, the

29:50saw they dry my car. All right, go ahead. You're dry. You know, really, Tim, after they dry. I know. We got to do it before they get the window though, because you roll it on the window and then the window gets messy. Oh, yeah. So you got to do it before that. True. This into the pros. Oh, it's good. I'm taking notes here. Then we got some disposable link. And it's attached to your car, right? Like you can't like, Lenny couldn't. No, they read your plate. Oh, they read your plate. Yeah. Yeah, it's fancy. It is quite fancy. All right, well, go to the fancy car wash with Ryan and Lisa. Coming up next, we're going to get to a check of the news. What went wrong for an 87 year old trying to parallel park? How are thousands of people having a traveled nightmare right now? And how did one family's quiet night at home turn into a horror movie? Let's get to that. Sure. Checking in with the morning. I'm Dave Hunter. Time now for a check of the news.

30:51Get off the streets. Old people are driving. Crackle up for a ride aboard the symphony of destruction. 87 year old behind the wheel. Scary enough. 87 year old trying to parallel park. Led to a Mexican disaster. She crashed. What did the Mexicans have to do with it? Well, she crashed right into a Mexican restaurant in Boston. OK. She was trying to parallel park. Here's the story from WCVBTV. And you have the car was coming down this street, pleasant street here in Maldon. It made a right hand turn to park right there in front of the Santa Fe, Burrito Grill and Bar. Now, she's made it from inside the restaurant. She was a manager getting ready to open for the lunch time crowd. She's cleaning a table near the entrance. The car hops up over the curb, crashes on the door. I got it. Pushes the bench on which the manager has seated. The manager says, after she realized she was not hurt, she went to help that driver get out of the car.

31:51She was kind of, I don't know, a shock, a gas. And then I just helped her to get out of the car, put her seat on the table and the chair. And I gave her some water. Got a burrito place, is it? The deputy finder, she tells me that if the crash had happened, just a few minutes later, when the restaurant was open, there likely would have been a lot more people near that door. The driver, who again, is 87, was questioned at the scene. The authority says she accidentally hit the gas instead of the break. She is not expected to face any charges. And the restaurant hopes to be back open either tonight or some time tomorrow. We can't get it right with the why. Is that going to happen to us? Yeah, I think it does. I think it's on point. I think that's the thing. And the thing is why we go our whole lives driving. I know. I know. I think that just little things get a little bit more confusing and it's slowly, because the thing is truthfully, I saw it with my dad where it was like,

32:52oh, you're forgetting little things. You're forgetting little, some little tiny things are being affected. And then, but your legs are still with you. Eventually, the legs are gone and my mom had to start driving. Your reaction time slows too. And even if you're like, oh, crap, I hit the gas. It takes you so much longer to realize, oh, now I better hit the break. Right. Because your brain is saying, my foot is on the break right now. But really, it's pedal to the metal gas pedal. This has always been happening. And we just know about it more now because of online stuff. I think so. Because I don't remember people hearing about people running the buildings before. All the time. All the time. Every now and then. I also think there's a lot more old people driving than ever before, right? That's like one of the biggest. Oh, yeah, that's right. The boomerangs. The boomerangs. Exactly. The boomerangs are the camera now. All that too. But also, I'm trying to think what my grandparents did. Not a lot. I think they weren't out running around. It was stuff every day.

33:52But like, we run around and have things to do. It's a combination of a lot of different things. My grandma basically sat at home until her friend Jenny would come over. You know? Those kind of it. Hmm. Did a lot of knitting. No one's doing that anymore. No one's getting hurt knitting. But they will fly right into your Mexican Dorita place. Oh, man. See, parallel parking. I just think two car, three cars destroyed your own, the one behind you and the one from you destroyed. Well, we're learning more about the pilot's final actions and words before that fatal Amazon cargo plane crash in Miami a few days ago. Here's the latest on that from WPLG TV. Investigators revealing new details on what was being said inside the cockpit in the final moments before the deadly Amazon cargo plane crash. According to data from the cockpit voice recorder, one pilot warned they were going too fast,

34:56more than a minute before the plane first touched down on the runway. They say that pilot made additional comments regarding the aircraft's excessive speed throughout the remainder of the recording, adding there was not a consistent verbal response to those warnings. 15 seconds before the end of recording, breaks were released at a ground speed of 120 knots, throttle increased to values consistent with go around thrust. The same cockpit recording confirms that with just 15 seconds left, one pilot called for a go around attempt. Just five seconds later, the plane ran off the runway. Well, that kind of hesitation is deadly with a runway like this. Aviation expert Pablo Rojas says the data appears to show the crew changing course in those critical final seconds. First, they were trying to land, slow the plane down, bring it to a halt, then evidently, they hesitated and decided to maybe do a go around, meaning speed up again. Meanwhile, they're burning all that runway. Based on the inputs, then they made another change in decision, which was to try to land

35:59again. And now a new account from a man who says he spoke with one of the pilots moments after the crash. Shaking, he was like, he seemed, he seemed stressed. Abraham Altamar says he ran towards the scene after hearing a loud boom and came across pilot, Jaime Felipe Silva Molina, after he escaped the burning plane. I just asked him if he wanted me to call 911, but he's like, no, I need your phone to call my wife. Altamar over hearing part of that call. He was like, oh my career, my career is over. Both pilots have now been interviewed by the NTSB as investigators work to determine why the plane was traveling so fast and why the go around attempt came so late. Oh, now you're realizing it. It's like complete hesitation twice. You can't have hesitation. You just have to make the right call every single time. Like the co-pilot, I mean, this could be wrong. But it sounds like co-pilot keeps saying, we're going too fast.

36:59We're going too fast. And he wasn't getting verbal responses from the other guy. Daily, we're going too fast. We're still too fast. Daily, we'll know. We should be slowing down. Daily, not enough runway. Daily, we got to go around. Daily, we'll know. Okay. The guy was more worried about his career than the people that he just knows. Do you want to call 911? No, I want to call my wife. That says everything. Yesterday we saw that he jumped out and left the other guy in there. Yes. Now I will say shock response, possibly. Yeah. Possibly. That's fair. Right. But, but Jackass response. Jackass response. What I really say. What I'm present. No getting around that. I mean, that's terrible. But you should be like, I just crushed five dudes. They're right there. They're right there. They're burning. They're dead. Yeah. But I'm worried about me. Mm-hmm. But he has done though. I mean, there's no way you don't hire. No, maybe you can't hire the guy. Mr. hesitant. No, not at all.

38:00All right, speaking of air travel, not good news if you're trying to get to the UK as thousands of people. I don't know anyone trying to get to the UK at all. Why would you ever want to get to the UK at this time of year? My God, it makes no sense at all. An air travel meltdown happening there right now. Air travel meltdown. You said you were just getting to flight. Cancel. Here's the story. Air traffic control meltdown has caused more than 1,000 flights to be canceled. So take a look. This is Heathrow Airport in London. A major terminal here. All the terminals packed with passengers who really have nowhere to go. It's a similar situation across town at Gatwick Airport along with airports and Manchester, Birmingham and even Scotland. The UK's air traffic control service says the problem is its flight processing system. We spoke with an East Bay man who flew from SFO to Heathrow. The plane then sat on the tarmac for five hours before taxing to the gate.

39:03He's now planning to spend the night right there at Heathrow as he waits for an update for his connecting flight to Italy. And they finally said, okay, we've finally got a gate where we're going to be allowed to park. And so we'll pull up there and then I just figured there'd be tons of agents waiting at the gate saying, go this direction for this. You know, we'd like to help you. There wasn't a single person there. So then you just kind of had to start wandering around the airport. But I can say the amazing thing is, I mean, there's, I don't know how many thousands and thousands of people here, they're super frustrated. It's been pretty calm though. Calm but frustrating. He's got to get attitude. British air traffic officials say they have fixed the problem, but it's going to take a while before all those flights actually catch back up. Heathrow suspended all arriving flights until at least tomorrow. We can be calm here. Don't you think? Like let this happen here in one of our major cities. No problem. Everything would be fine.

40:03You saw the delays in Miami that girl was like, damn America. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, resting peace to all those that were killed. But I'm not there like that. You. Yeah. We're totally calm here. One nice flying story here. Oh, that's nice. Bring it back. Flight to grand Rapids had a little moment of kindness. A flight attendant's being praised for helping a tired mother during a United flight from New work to Grand Rapids last week. The flight attendant, Monique Harris, says she noticed the mother struggling to stay awake while holding her baby. Harris gently picked up the baby and held him while he spelled a mother slept. A fellow passenger captured that moment posted it online where Harris quickly drew praise for her kindness. But holding the baby isn't the only kind thing she did that day. Harris is also known for leaving handwritten notes for her passengers. Something about how she was doing a great job in that she's awesome already.

41:05She's beautiful. More beautiful than she already knows. She's stronger than she feels. I need this. I'm going to go find out. I'm going to take our house talk about your experiences with Harris praising her for her kindness. That's nice. That is nice because generally they're just like get off the plane. Have you? You want another pop? Yeah. No, if not. Yeah. Is that that one that was really feeding me drinks the whole time? Yeah. Yeah. He was like, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he probably left you a little note. No, this is a late. No, this is a late. Yeah. Okay. The rest of us. Yeah. Um, I was like, yeah, I was like, well, I'm good. You know, I've been very good. I've never been here all the time. Wow. That was the best flying experience I've ever had. Well, the question it makes, it made a huge impression. Yeah. Well, it's fantastic. That's how they all should be. I know. When someone you get a rare one like that, I always, I felt like I was flying in 1962. I know, but I always make note, like, I do send a nice, I never really complain about anyone. You know, like, I'll never write into, yeah, but I do make an effort to be like on the

42:05app you can compliment. Oh, really. Okay, and so I will say like I started smoking on the flight, which is why that's why I'm like, you don't even mind back. Yeah, okay, here's a crazy story out of Palm Coast, Florida. A family just having a quiet night at home. It turned into a freaking nightmare though, because a guy broke through their wall, like the shared wall between two homes. Oh, and he looks like he is not so okay. Well, here's the story from Fox 35. It is very much a neighbor from Hill. A single shared wall separated Natasha Croquet and her family from her 58 year old neighbor Charles Bowden. Croquet says her mother was asleep in her bedroom when loud screaming and banging echoed through the drywall. Just bang. I mean, again, she said, does she or something they're coming through the walls? Sound like a skill saw or a saw saw or what? I don't know what. I'm going to turn her phone and recorded Bowden allegedly working to break through a shared

43:07wall while shouting. I'm going to make it fairly clear and badly hurt for you going corner. Deputy say the suspect used a H in electric trimmer to a small size hole in the wall. He didn't physically physically come through the wall. I don't know if he tried to stay gone through there or not, but the hole was in the wall. When Flagler County deputies got there, they say they found Bowden barricaded inside his home, refusing to surrender. He threatened to shoot us. You know, if we if we came in or he came outside, deputies eventually talked Bowden out and arrested him. He now faces charges of burglary and aggravated assault. Deputy say there was no fire on found in Bowden's possession. It is one of the most bizarre cases I've seen in my career. Croquet says she has no intention of moving. I put a lot of blood and sweat in tears in this property and I'm not going to just leave it because they're terrorizing me and I'm not going to do it. I would. I mean, Croquet tells me that she hired a contractor to patch up the wall and prevent this from

44:10happening again. She says her safety of her family and herself is a must and she's going to stay there. It. Well, it looks like there is an inch and a half of very destroyable drywall in between you and an absolute psychopath. It should be more than just drywall separating units, right? That's what I would have thought to. I guess literally a piece of drywall. Now when you think about it, you realize no, it probably is just isn't an apartment type thing or it looks like a duplex, right? And I guess if I was building a duplex, it's not like I'm going to put brick or something on the in the middle. So I'm just probably loud. You can try walling insulation. Yeah. Also, if you told me that this lady, that hole was in that lady's wall before I would have been like, yeah, it makes sense for this place. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of destruction, we were talking about the hurricane aftermaths in Hawaii.

45:11Well, now that we're seeing more footage from the area, it seems parts of Hawaii were hit pretty bad. Here's the latest from NBC. More than 24 hours after Hurricane Lowell roared across Hawaii families here lining up for basic necessities. This is the growing line for gas in Coloheo. In that line, we met Roland Gutierrez telling us he drove nearly an hour all the way from the north side of the island. You just kept going until you could find any something. You know, nothing in Princeville right now. Everything shut down. We journeyed further west into Waimea, passing crews working on power lines and cleaning up down trees and more long lines of cars. Well along the coast. Wow, this whole pier washed away. Clayton, Delacruz lives nearby and came to see the damage. Tell me about this, this pier right here. Well, it's been here for more than I was small. Really? I'm 80s also. I'm sorry to see it gone, but you know, that's what happens when you got a big storm. His neighborhood flooded from the storm. This is the road to the house.

46:13His home, thankfully, OK. Island-wide power outages more than 80% of power customers here are still in the dark. Kauai County's mayor warning families. We prepared for extended power outages. We're all in this together. Tonight so many here cleaning up after the mess left behind by Mother Nature. Still a state of emergency there, Liz Croix and her team are there on the beach list. We can see those construction vehicles there behind you. What's the cleanup effort like right now? Yeah, well, Tom, we're here at Le Weye Beach. This is one of the harder hit areas on the south side of the island. You can see the crews that have been working here. And this is actually asphalt that was uprooted from this major road over here. So a lot of damage, a lot of cleanup ahead and still questions tonight about when power is going to be back on. You need power. And you need roads? No, I mean, they say we're not, you know, as humans right now, we need the power. You know, we only got a few days in us before we start going nuts.

47:15Yeah, right. Before we start going crazy. Yeah. According to reports, more upbeat news from Chuck the freak coming up. That's true. I just tell you broken, he broke into the studio yesterday. Well, he has going to kill us all. I got a right. Thanks. I know. He like filled his water and left. We knew it was breaking news, breaking Chuck news. It's everyone's talking about. We're ready. I had to say no wrong. I'm going to die. I have a great day. Yeah. I'm a little ray of sunshine for everybody. That was a word about that at all, but they're reminding me. Little reminded you know, they're all quitting, right? All quitting because they're terrified. We can only make it a couple of days without power. Enjoy yourself. We're going to start killing each other. I was you day. Oh, okay, yesterday we did the big debate. Who's it fault? The homeowner in Dearborn, Michigan, who had someone drive over his lawn during a flood

48:19or the driver who drove over his lawn. Well we heard from the homeowner yesterday. He blamed his Parkinson's saying it causes him to rage sometimes. Now the driver in that situation is speaking out, giving her side after that heated exchange with the homeowner. Here's that story from Fox two news. The tense heated exchange went viral. A woman drives on someone's grass to avoid a flooded street. She admits she was wrong, but says there's more to the story. Never once threatened his life. I said that because for one, he said much more than the seaworth that he said that he actually called me several more profanities as well as racial slurs. I know a lot of the comments on the Instagram was racial and I didn't appreciate that because

49:20it had nothing to do with race. It was just two people at the moment that had a misunderstanding. Would you ever meet with him and talk to him? No, I wouldn't. Honestly, he's older. So I will give him that grace. Now the homeowner says that he had filed a police report, but because there was no damage to his property, he says he will not pursue a police investigation. In Dearborn, Ingrid Kelly, Fox two news. Well we said it yesterday when he was like listen, you know, just so you know sometimes I've got the Parkinson's that makes me say things I don't really mean to say like terrible words, terrible things that I might say completely awful words. We were like what was said? And yeah, and so he said there were no racial, she's disputing that. Yeah. Well, I'm sure the original videos out there, right? I would think so at this. Well, the thing is his video, right?

50:21So like did he edit? I would be putting in the beams. How did he do? Do you think he knows how to put in the beams? So I thought the news people know I would never send a video to the news of here's me saying racial words. You're right. Like anyone who does that, you're an idiot. I can't even what's going on with you. Yeah, but I don't know if he knows how to beat, but he's probably has someone young in his family, you know, Rowan take out these words. Yeah, just don't go to the news. Yes, don't go. I mean, literally there was no damage. Yeah, just like a damage a couple of tire marks. The sprinklers weren't damaged. His issue in the first place he was concerned about didn't even happen. So why make it a big deal? People need to learn to let things go. I think they're, you know, he's got stuff going on, but I just think that there are people that are just on edge and they're waiting a lot of people on edge.

51:21Yeah, they're just waiting most of the countries on edge. I know. I know. But why submit this new video yourself? Yeah, I don't understand. Well, if she just drove away and the day goes on, yeah, sprinklers are fine. I really find it on to him. And last, you are trying to go out in front of something that you're worried is coming. Ah, or she wouldn't have any proof. She didn't have a video. Right. That's true. That's true. The original video does not have the beep. Someone says, oh, where's that? There are no beeps. Ryan, had you, you, had you seen the original video or just the, no, I've only seen the, I didn't know that the original video is out. Okay. Hmm. Yeah, it's wild. That is a wild thing to post. I bet you he didn't realize like the spring, he went to the news immediately. I feel like this guy just got fired up way too quick. He didn't check. Yeah, just like he did all the things and then went back and thought about it. Right.

52:21And then went like, oh, nothing's actually messed up. That video's out there now. But also, I don't like her either. I don't believe either of these two. Sure. Yeah, I mean, she shouldn't have drove on the sidewalk. No. On this lawn. I mean, he's, he's a grassman. Crazy. He's a lawnsman. Grassman. Oh, I may be able to find it, but we won't, obviously can't play it. We shall see. Yeah. Okay, Chuck. When this show wraps up, I got something for you here. What's up? I'm looking for a light house. Dude, I've been looking at lighthouses. Lighthouses. I've looked at two of them already. In fact, they posted a job. They're looking for a volunteer to take care of a light house. I can't do it for free. Oh, I'm not doing it for free. I'm going to have to own the light house. They have overwhelmed with the response. Of course, this is all people want to do. You don't think you can get a national park service. It's looking for a volunteer to staff. The point Ray has lighthouse built during the grant administration out there in Marin County, California. The job includes free lodging, free laundry, and free parking as well.

53:24Not to mention a name tag and some of those beautiful oceanfront views in the world. But there are some downsides and I'm not talking about a lack of cell service. It's 300 steps from your front door to your car for one thing, so good luck carrying in the groceries. Also there may be more nature involved than you're expecting. The park service warns that quote, Ravens have been known to peck at and pull on parts of your car. Volunteers also receive traps to quote mitigate rodent intrusions. It's also real work, by the way. 30 hours a week from November to February, greeting guests and selling memorabilia at the visitors. People come to see you. The call for volunteers typically does not get much attention. But this is different. Perhaps it's the cost of housing in nearby San Francisco or the threat of killer robots from the same. But the park service says they've got an overwhelming response and applications are now closed. Well, I will say if you have California dreams, your California dream and out there, but

54:27you've got nothing. You know mine Ravens and well, and you just say to yourself, I can handle that. I'll try and kill all the time. I'll set traps or something like it's not for us. No, it's not. How many steps to get up there? No, the lighthouse I was looking at here is literally in the middle of Lake Michigan. It's on its own tiny little island. No one can get to you. No one. You can't get food or anything. You get door dash out there. It's tough. You're out. No, I know. That's why I stopped. I don't know. Door dash to boats. Boat dash. Boat dash. Boat dash. It's probably happening in some places. Yeah. I know. You'd have to have supplies and everything. I think you'd have to bail out of there. I think you'd have to bail out of there in the winter. I don't know. Not great. Let's say when we come back as Chuck lives his lighthouse. Celebrity Dirt and sports news on the way.

55:29As Sydney Swini finally reached her full advertising potential by going fully nude. How bad are things for Bruce Willis now? And can you buy your own whorehouse? What? You got the lighthouse? That's got new whorehouse dreams. Oh my god. We'll explain after this. Previously on Dave and Chuck's a freak. I've never heard of this before. I've heard of, you know, sleep eating, sleep sexing, sleep killing, even. But this woman sent us an email. But she said the other night, and woke up about 2 a.m., I heard rustling next to me along with a sloppy eating kind of sound. And I thought it was just my partner smacking their lips. And I could make out what was happening. I was terrified by what I saw. Nose picking and eating in their sleep. Oh, geez. I don't know if I should confront them about it. They might not even know they do it. Listen in your sleep, you pick your ass real bad. Anything like that someone confronting you about that you don't realize what you're doing? I think we've heard about the ass picking before. Yeah, but generally it's assworms, right? Buggers weigh better than an assworm. Every time.

56:30Look at the bright side. Dave and Chuck the freak. Good morning, Dave. Wow, you're in a good mood today. Summer time. But you hate the heat. You hate the sun. You hate happy people. Yeah, but it's freezer pop season. Oh, well then you're going to love firework freeze, 5 hour energy. It's got bold, cherry, lime, and blue raspberry flavor with zero sugar. Now that's my kind of summer. Ignite your taste buds with firework freeze, 5 hour energy. Available now at 5hourenergy.com or Amazon. Awesome, I'm setting my alarm to snooze until Labor Day. Now you still have to come to work tomorrow. No. Dave and Chuck the freak on Instagram at Dave and Chuck the freak. Hey there. It's Thursday. It's September 10th. And you're with Dave and Chuck the freak.

57:30You can always check us out at Dave and Chuck the freak.com. And if you want to text us during the show, the 5 hour energy text line, 1-855-95469-69, you can call us on the same number. Coming up, celebrity dirt and sports news is next. Why is Sydney Swini getting nude? Why not? And it's not a Chuck dream. How can you own your own whorehouse? No, that is a Chuck dream. And our CDs making a comeback. It's all on the way. First in sports was a close first game of the NFL season last night. In the final minute, New England had a chance to either go for a touchdown or settle on a field goal to tie Seattle. Patriots quarterback Drake Mayforced a pass to the end zone and it was intercepted. Seattle went on to win 13 to 10. By the way, Sam Darnel, Seattle starting quarterback went down hard, suffered a hip injury. This speculation he could have broke his hip. Oh my God. It was in like the first drive. No.

58:30Like what happened to error Rodgers the other year? Yeah. Couple snaps in. Oh, that's not good. You don't want to break your hip. No. I mean, who's there back up? Drew Locke. He did it. He got the win. He's okay. He's okay. And then Adrian Brown got her. And then Adrian Brown's isn't going to do it. You know? A.J. Brown for the Pats got hurt in the same game. Lot of big injuries. You better go. Oh my God. You better check your pants. You better check your pants. Fantasy football update. No. Drew Locke. No. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. You. All right. Relax. Take it. He's on your fantasy football team. That's not. No. That doesn't. So you got to have more than one. You're always alive. You're not really though. No, you're not. I suck. You're done. Well, now that the NFL season is underway, the gambling universe has a clear betting favorite. The Rams, overwhelming favorite to win the Super Bowl with the Baltimore Ravens and

59:32the Buffalo Bills next. Despite the odds more than 20% of the entire Super Bowl futures handle is going in the direction of the Rams, which is a staggering number. The Bills are second with 9.8% of the handle. The largest percentage of tickets and money going the Rams way, which represents a rare scenario in which the sportsbooks are seeing Los Angeles as a liability going into the season because so much money is going their way. Well, just, you know, just like Sam Darnold, though, all it takes, unfortunately, for your dream is like one injury and then like everything is different. You never know. And you don't. That's why you got to play all those games. By the way, the Rams not happy, at least that didn't appear happy as they were landing in Australia yesterday. I'm not happy. Quarterback Matthew Stafford and head coach Sean McVeigh were both spotted by cameras after hopping off their 15 hour flight from Southern California to Melbourne. They did not look happy at all. I think it will affect the game.

1:00:34Yeah. How does it not have to play in an Australia? I don't know. I don't know. The NFL is greedy. The first game of the season. Did you see how much Stafford's getting taxed? Like because they got to pay taxes for playing over there because they're working there now. So his combined taxes are like 1.3 million just in this like month or something. No. Stop it. Well, that's why he looks sad. Well, then that's all right. Okay, not that I should be worried about these multi millionaires, but you should say, oh, you're going to force us to play that and you got to cover the taxes, right? Otherwise, I wouldn't be hit like this. Right. I mean, I don't know. I just have no choice. You don't. You're in the NFL. You don't have a choice. Yeah. The team's future responses to Australia will be heavily scrutinized in the next few days, considering all the dialogue that's around it, the franchise since its week one matchup against the 49ers was announced several months ago. The Rams did not like the idea of giving up a home game and traveling so far for the

1:01:35contest. And with the team only planning to spend two days on the continent before heading back to the US, fans have been convinced they would have rather played anywhere else. To be honest. I'm different. It's insane. I don't even know. Like, you would be best to just stay in a dark room the entire time and like not let the daylight or anything influence you or sway you. But what time are they playing at night? Yeah, I don't know. The games tonight at 830. So what is that? So what is that? Which will be Friday in Australia, right? Right. Yes. Oh, my God. Friday. Because those poor guys were doing interviews. They had no idea where they were or what time. No. No, you've been so it's 14 hours ahead. Oh, come on. Right. So it'll be like 10 a.m. So they'll be playing at 10 a.m. We used to have to do shows in Vegas and warning shows in Vegas and that about killed. Oh, yeah. So I had to get out of midnight to start prepping for the show. Get up at midnight in Vegas. But the point where I was making, I think they're across the international date line too.

1:02:38So it's 10 hours and a day. Oh, wow. That's insane. So confusing. Again, I can't feel sorry for these guys because first of all, they flew in the lap of luxury on a private jet. They could try. They could sleep. They could walk around. It's not like anyone else. Not like they're like, yeah. And how much money do you have to be making that your tax bill is 1.3 million for one month? Right. And incredibly amazing amount. Doesn't hurt them at all. No. Still. You know, I mean, it's awful though. I mean, for what? This one I would honor to you. Like they just love rugby there. They're not. They're never. We swan in the NFL. We swan them. That's what they want. They do. They want back and fell everywhere. All right. One more sports note here. A couple has been arrested for ditching their three kids to go play pickleball. I get it. And sometimes, you know, you see how that's so much fun. Yeah.

1:03:39Andrew Dick and feather robberts were arrested after was alleged they placed pickleball over their kids. Police charged the married couple with child neglect after officers found their three kids ages eight, five and one home alone without any supervision. Was that extra one year old? They figured that eight year old could take care of them. Sure. They're well equipped. You know, who's not responsible and average eight year old? No, though I will. I will. Oh, yeah, David knows. Maybe they did. Yeah, maybe they did. A nine one one call had come in reporting the kids had been left alone. The same caller then called robberts who allegedly said the couple was out playing pickleball. They were just 20 minutes away from home from there. The caller went to the house to check on the kids as they were watching television. Cops say this is not the first time the couple had left their kids unsupervised. No word who won the pickleball game. What's weird about this is like, you know, when you talk to Ryan about having three kids, he knows it's over. You know, no, like fun's over.

1:04:41Fun's over for I don't know how many years this is going to be for him, you know, when the fun starts again, I don't know when that is. 18 or so. Right. So 18 years. But he's going to babysitter now. But that's it. That's all you have to do. Just put someone in charge. That's it. You can get out into your thing. Oh my God. Half of these places have like daycares inside of them now. Yeah, you just bring your kids. Yeah, my wife, her and her friends go work out at a place that they just dropped the kids off while they work out. Yeah, that's the way to do it. Yeah, I mean, that's it. There's like that. Like you don't have to leave your one year old alone with an eight year old and a five year old. They probably should not have had kids probably. Probably all their dumb pickleball get up. Oh my God. Yeah. Imagine all this stuff. Why are there more classes? You see some of your shirts. I mean, pickleball versus God. The war is bad. 11.

1:05:41You see some of your shoes. My shoes would be sweet on a pickleball course. Yeah. Are they the big thick ones still? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I can't after I have this little height jump. I can't go away from. No, you got to stick to it. Yeah. I feel probably really short when you take those on. Yeah, I don't feel good. I've noticed. Yeah. I've noticed some of the big shoe companies have released their versions of them. Now Nike just came out with one that is it looks like a platform heel. Hmm. Huge. I don't like. Keep my eyes on it. My eyes are addicted to it when it comes in wide. Sign me up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to kick off their countdown to Christmas next month already with the premiere of holiday touchdown. A bear's love story. God. The two other movies they did were so good. We're so caught up falling in love with the guy.

1:06:42The other ones they did were the Kansas City Chiefs and the Buffalo Bills. This bear's love story is about a Chicago firefighter who gets the local news to do a story about his grandmother who's going to attend her 500th Bears game. Of course, the love interest is the reporter assigned to the story. Several bears, players and former players will appear in the movie. Here's a little taste of it here. So the NFL must have signed. They had to an agreement with Hallmark, right? They had to. They're putting out an NFL themed Christmas movie. Yep. They love to promote. So yeah. That's it. If you can somehow convince, I listen, just like going to Australia, the NFL on the Hallmark channel seems like an ass and I move. But their whole thing is who's watching Hallmark right now?

1:07:43Can we get any of those people to be invested in watching the Super Bowl? Can we? If they fall in love with, you know, Mike Singletari. Former bear, you know, on a TV show, will they watch something? I think so. I think the Hallmark people anything with a love story gets them. Yes, okay. They'll watch this, but will they watch football after this? No. They're not switching over from the Hallmark channels, countdown to Christmas to an NFL game. So what about watching some more Dallas Cowboys stuff because of some of the things that I've seen on Netflix? The cheerleader show. Yep. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Good show. They're athletes. They are really are. Turns out they don't get paid. Nothing. Really? I didn't know how much they got paid. No, they didn't. They didn't cover that in them, Doug. Yeah, they didn't. I wasn't paying that close attention, Lease.

1:08:43Okay. The only thing I can think that I think Hallmark might win more. Hallmark might like get some guys, some woman to say, oh, come watch this bears Christmas movie with me. Yep. Right? Maybe they'll get some. Well, and think about it. My dad was a John Wayne guy, right? My dad was John Wayne and watching that stuff and all of a sudden something happened. He watched something on Hallmark. And then he was a Hallmark guy. My dad watched more love story, Hallmark movies than you could ever imagine. So they got him. I don't know what they got him with. Someone says you're forgetting the big thing. This is the Swiftie crowd they're going for. Holy crap. The Swiftie crowd watched Hallmark. The Swifties don't care about the bears. Jay and Jay does. I know what she's shocking to me. Never think that Jay has like a hard rock band. I would watch Hallmark. And she watches football. All sports. She's in the all sports and she likes.

1:09:44But she's hard. That's impossible to understand. I don't understand it because I don't think I'll ever be involved in watching Hallmark. But if I would have talked to my dad like 20 years ago and said, you know, listen, just a heads up about 15 years from now, you're going to really start watching the Hallmark channel like non-stop. You'd be like, what? I hope you don't start. Oh, he might. Like father like son. You could. They have a lot of stuff in common. To be honest, I don't even have the channel. I don't think. I don't even know where he is. I don't even know. I don't know. I don't. I don't. I don't have. I don't even have. I'd have to pay for it. Right. And we don't pay for it. Yeah. I mean, after we really, after we don't have to be like, so fine Hallmark. That's the only thing, but it's scary. It's a thing that can come for all of us. I think it's not a thing that can come for all of us. It came from my dad. It can come for anyone. My dad was wanting to kill people in the streets at like 78.

1:10:46Yeah. You have to stream it or have it on cable, but there is Hallmark Plus. They got their own. Yeah, that we've discovered that. Yes. But that was shocking that people pay a monthly, hopefully Jade doesn't pay a monthly subscription to God. She doesn't have Hallmark Plus. Don't don't. I don't know about it. I don't almost guarantee she does. She's never seen every Christmas movie. They may. Oh my God. 80 bucks a year for Hallmark Plus. Whoa. That also gets you a $5 coupon. This has got to be with other stuff, right? I mean, it's got to be with other stuff. Cosmic greeting card every month sent to you. Oh my God. It's so nice. Unlimited with that. You mean they are sending you a card to you or are they sending you a card that you can make a custom card to someone else. Lisa custom birthday card. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Maybe do that for Jade. I don't want you to appreciate it.

1:11:49I think. And you get a $5 monthly Hallmark coupon too. So I mean, that's five bucks off one of them candles. It's still $29. Yep. Yeah. All right. And the NFL does have a paid partnership agreement with it. It is. It's smart. Of course. You would think. From one end of the spectrum to the other, a nice Hallmark movie to a whorehouse. Chuck, this is your chance. Chuck the freaks whorehouse. Where do I have to move? Nevada. Okay. Yeah. We actually, I know I had such a flashback this morning. We talked to this guy. I think a couple of times. Is this the Dennis Hoff? Yeah. So this is the thing he's gone. I think he passed. I don't know. Yeah, we had him on the show during the making of, remember the cat house? Yeah, the cat house. That show about, yeah, we talked to the moonlight, money ranch. We actually talked to him a couple of times about his whorehouses through the years.

1:12:51But that infamous moonlight, money ranch is now available for purchase. All you need, Chuck. Yeah. 34 million. Well, you get three whorehouses. The property is being sold by the estate of Dennis Hoff. This includes three infamous whorehouses and a sprawling footprint of desert real estate. You said you were looking for a lot of land. I would love desert real estate, but I don't under, I don't think this place makes that much. This is located just outside of Carson City. There's also warehouses, residential property, storage facilities and development parcels with it as well. I got a few pretty dirty. Oh, man. I mean, I'd have to be. And then he'd like eat all the profits. You know, not to be honest with us too. You know, you can't, you know, it's like being a drug dealer. You're not supposed to get high on your own supply. Right. Right.

1:13:51I feel like that's, I don't know. From what we've seen there, it's not great. Not great. No. Luckily, my standards make no sense at all. That's true. My delusion might save me, but I don't know. We haven't checked in there. I haven't seen him in a long time. We did a story on one of the women there. I went on a tour of it. You did? What? When I lived in Arizona, I was a caddy for a guy. Yeah. We had a tournament just outside of it. And if you see those photos that you were showing, I'm the sign that says free tour. There's no sex required. You can just go in there and get a tour of it. Oh, no way. What was it like? What was your, what was it? Right there. There you go. It's nice. They do the whole lineup. Like you saw on the show. You pick your girl and she goes and shows you a room and everything. They're trying to get you to buy the entire time. I bet. We had to do it, man.

1:14:52We're fans of the show. What's the price? Oh, the price. Well, the one girl was 1500 an hour. Damn. I think because big time people go there and there's a helicopter pad and stuff to fly guys in. Oh, I had no idea. I was a fan of people. This is the one that Lamar Odom was at. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You remember that. It's a big time plus local celebrity Ryan Logan. Yup. That was their young 20 year old. Professional. Wow. You paid the 1500, right? Yeah. I had that. You had to have it. Maybe. Okay. But did you find where you like these ladies aren't that bad? Well no, they're not that bad. Then plus we watch the show. So you see some of them from the show. It's like, oh my god. Oh, yeah. Looking at Jennifer Aniston right now. See, we didn't watch. No, but we didn't watch the show. You guys didn't. I just, yeah, I didn't watch one of episodes just because I knew we were going to interview. Yeah. Right. It was just clips basically.

1:15:52I mean, there's some good looking talent there. There's some busted up. Sure. Probably a lot cheaper, hopefully. There's got to be some kind of middle ground here. I remember being on the golf course. And one of the guys go out of no way. See that house right there? Yeah. That's the top or that's all of home. Top or has her own big house. Massive house. So it's got to be right now. Top or is a mere look lover of the year. Jayman. That's got to be. She's got to be top or right now. A better house is huge. But like they got to have like only fans and everything. They got to be doing it off, right? You got to make money every single way you can. Let's turn this on there. We'll just do that. I'm like she's just post about plants and stuff. That's how you know she's a normal account. Yeah. And there's no link to an only fans or anything. What? No, Vag. She's got so much money. She's just posting artwork. And yeah, when you're a hoarding real life, but you don't have to act like one, you make a good money. Exactly. We don't have to worry yourself out.

1:16:53Wow. That's like wild. You just do real life, Horan. What about the lover of the month? She's coming up the charts. She has triple X in her profile. So she's protected. Oh, yeah. Come on, Jen. You can't see anyone's badge. She's a mad. You could kind of tell. She's a little strong. Sobba's got to give some stuff away for free, right? Sobba. Nothing. What did she win? She featured lover. Featured lover. They call them lovers. They call them lovers. Is featured lover kind of like you put in something on sale? Maybe I think so. Because I feel like you're putting her on sale. Jesus, she should be cheap. This is what I'm saying. You know, like no one's eating the, no one's eating the chicken. Got a real good deal on chicken tonight. You're on chicken. You're on chicken. So I don't know if you guys have heard of it, but the special, but. Someone said Chuck, if you opened a whorehouse and attached a gun range to it, boom, mic drop.

1:17:58A gun range. I mean, that's pretty cool. It's everything you really need. Someone said I'm a 39 year old. 39 year old. A cowboy out there, 100%. I could just like that guy who owned that truck. 39 year old female straight-ish, but I had a huge crush on Isabella. Well, she's not to be around original. She's not to be around original. So. Remember that Ryan? Remember it? I don't know. I was studying it. I was studying it. We saw the side in Wenthal. This would be cool to go and do Isabella. Oh, yikes. She looks like an Italian movie star from the 1950s. Mm-hmm. I would take an Italian movie star from the 1950s and so that's the look that she has. I think she's going for the look, but not getting it. I mean, she's had better days. She's had better days. Wow. That's over 20 years ago. That show. Yeah.

1:18:58You don't have problems with any of them. No. You're not picky. See Alice Watson would be. I mean, they're all nice. Jason, you would have loved the old lady who just her only job was to hand the condoms to the guys as they walked by. He would have asked her. He might go with your feet. Yeah. What's her name? Let's look her up. The old lady condom handler. No, no, no, you're just your friend. How much could the place really be bringing in? Like Ryan, did you think they were bringing in tons of dough? I don't know if it's constant or just like once a month, some big wig, dude, I bet you there's people who have been there that we would never know. You'll never know. You know what I mean? Yeah. We just know Lamar Odom was there because he had their problems. Well, they have 13 women on property right now. Let me get a glimpse of Solstice Moon. What? This guy requests now he wants to see. I just want to see how she looks. No.

1:19:5830. Come on. Hello. Give me some more, Solstice. Oh, she's wide open. Not a single booking. You can't pick them. What about it? This one looks like a librarian for God's sakes. I love you can book them like a tea time though. Yeah. What about Jesse James up there? Jesse. Oh, God. Woof. Oh, look at their knockers. This is these. You got some disease, did he? I think she got bet. That's looks like tea. What you got? That looks like tea. She's got four booze. Oh, Jesse four booze. Come on. Oh, Lamar Jesse James. Get out of here. Look at this. Get the poop out of here. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, look at that bottle. Oh, no. Oh, look at that bottle. Look at that bottle. Look at that bottle. Look at that bottle. Look at that bottle. You got something else. That's all you need. Oh, Mary this chick. Oh, God. Oh, man. Oh, man. Free nap.

1:20:58Oh, wow. Oh, little. Yeah. Oh, great. Is that even her? I don't know. I think that was probably when she first started. Someone said you can tell Dave's getting old when he's yelling. Come on. You can't see anyone's badge for free anymore. Yeah, not a care. Yeah, I was more worried about which one here to go down in bit. Is it Missy? Missy. Called Oh? Yeah. I was I was like, um, um, um, um, um. Yeah. Yeah. No. No. Love Ranch dot net. By the way, as the website we're looking at love Ranch dot net. I'm a bit scared. I'm looking at love Ranch dot net. I'm going to put a check out. I'll put my offer in 100,000. She won't even show her face. Is she ever dick? They don't probably don't do that. I don't think they probably can't risk that. Just that is a definitely a wig. What? Who is this? That's what I'm saying. They don't show her face. Oh, they don't.

1:21:58So this is just your face. Oh, yeah, that's bad. Wolf, wolf, wolf. I'm in the line. You know, she is ugly. I go as far as you want. She specializes in disabilities. So you. What's harder than a list? Yeah. You got some going on. She will gladly entertain you. Or does she pretend? Oh, she pretends to be disabled. No, I think she'll do disabled guys. Okay. If she not showing her face, she's ugly as hell. What they all do disabled guys? I think they all would. I think no, I don't think the lover of the year would make her. Go down to face it. Oh, wait, hold on. No, never shows her even like covers her. She's like, she's like the sea of. I don't want my own. Of course. She hides her face for a reason. She was like 57. She wanted to. Maybe she's a mother. She doesn't want her face out there. I mean, she's just. Ryan. Ryan.

1:22:58When Ryan developed a moral conscience. I mean, Jason's marrying her. I don't need to see her face. No, you need to see her face. If she pulls that back and she looks like Ernest goes to camp. Honestly, though, like who cares if she doesn't? I don't want a lady with a gym varny face. No, I know, but like if she didn't the whole time. But like her body's that and you're paying for sex, you're not looking for a girlfriend. And she just never, ever pulled the sea hair away from her face. It's got to be bad. I think you're fine. It's got to be bad. Every single other girl shows their face. You're already banging a whore. So like your standards are. I don't know. A nice whore face. I help. I mean, I guess for 1500 bucks, I am man up like, I don't know any of these prices. They seem wild to me. Anyway, I'm sorry. I should have raped that whore. Not bad. Yeah. Fun little game. Check the freaks.

1:23:58Horehouse and gun squad. What's it called? Gun range gun range. Gun range. Gun range. Come soon. Shoot a machine gun. You like to invest. Bang. Start to go find me to raise the money for it. And I can't believe Ryan's been there. I nothing shocks me with Ryan. I know. Allegedly did not partake. But of course not. He was on a tour of Ryan. He just did the free tour. All right. Speaking of nude horrors, if Sidney Swini really wanted to sell something, she'd do it naked, right? Well, that's exactly what she's done. Sidney appears completely nude in a new ad for the sports trading app Novig. How much did they give her? So much. Oh, God. They threw money at her. Here's a bit of it. Careful. Thank you, no sports. No. Prove it. Novig is just sports. So they wanted a show. Just sports. Whoa. You can trade the sport.

1:25:01And the sport. How about this? The sport too. I like that. Or this? Sports. Sports. Sports. Sports. Sports. Sports. You can't trade this. I'm just looking here. She don't care, right? Sports. It's the Alice Watson. Eeks. Eeks. He sent me this yesterday. That is the one. Oh, you guys are speechless. I don't know what he's gonna say. I thought I said. Here you guys, speechless. You always have so much to say. I can't, I almost can't believe that it's real. I know. You know, like to me, it's almost like I could see her saying go ahead and create some stuff with AI.

1:26:01So she's a partner in it. Is she a partner? I mean, I guess if you want to be a partner in something, I think like get nude, sports betting at her. So she's made a lot of money for that. I mean, unless you wanted to succeed, right? I signed up. Yeah. Chuck gets nude for all of our sponsors if they ask. So I mean, she's part of it. She's part of the deal. Don't start spreading that really. Because they'll start asking. Yeah, you're right. Avengers Doomsday has already made 50 million and it doesn't open until December 18th. Wow. That's three months away. 50 million in pre-sale tickets just in North America. Marvel Studios says more than 70% of those pre-sales are for infinity vision, which is kind of like Disney's version of IMAX. It's described as delivering the biggest brightest and most immersive cinematic experience. The first film to be released in infinity vision will be Avengers Endgame encore later this month. They think it's Disney's response to Dune Part Three having a three week exclusivity

1:27:06with IMAX theaters. Remember, December 18th is Doomsday because both Dune Part Three and Avengers Doomsday is going to be released on the same day. So they had to come up with their own IMAX type thing. Okay. Because they signed a three year three week exclusivity with IMAX. Okay. Yeah. And they wanted people to see their movie. Yeah, that's crazy. I mean, people are going to want to go see this. I'm still not there yet. Not there for like wanting to get back in the whole Avengers. Right. Because you're going to sign up for another 10 year run. I know my kids will want to see it. So I might see it with them. I don't want to see it in the theater. I saw Endgame. That's I think that's the last movie I saw in the theater. And that's not the environment that I like it. Like cheery and people like I don't I'd like to watch it by myself. I don't like that. I can see in the hollering and like see that we're different then because I to me that

1:28:07enhances the as long as they're not a bunch of douche n'ozles. The people like laughing and you know, getting like that. I like that. It makes the movie experience. It's more it. Wow. When I was the people. The people shut up. Shut up Dave. Shut up Dave. Shut up Dave. Shut up Dave. Shut up Dave. No, like when I went and saw that Star Trek movie and it was the one with, you know, Leonard Nimoy in it. And they all of the Star Trek nerds put their hands up and they were all like doing the, the Spock thing and they were crying and stuff. Yes. It was emotional in there. It's a moment, right? It was emotional in here right now. Yeah. That's start crying. No, I was like promises. I looked around. I was like, look, look at what's happening in here right now. It does offer an experience, but so does my couch. It offers a different experience. You know, I guess lean more towards the couch, but I do like for a big movie. I like to see it in the theater. Dolly Parton, her sister gave an exclusive interview that's going to air later this morning,

1:29:11but she talked about several things. One, Dolly wanted a tiny funeral just family. She didn't want a big deal made of it. That was her decision. A lot of people wondered if the family did that, but she also explained why she kept her cancer battle private. The family seemed to have had time to prepare for the rest of us on the outside looking in. It was such a shock to us. Well, Dolly did not want anybody to tell that because Dolly could not bear negative things and she would not have wanted her fans worried about it. She didn't want a lot of the family worried about it. Some of us knew the ones of us that were closer, but not every relative. Is that why it was a secret you think? Because she didn't want people to worry. Absolutely. You think it's as simple as that? She did not want people sad. She'd be really happy and delighted that people have shown her so much love because she knew that that would make us feel better as her family. Because the bottom line end of the day, her family and Carl's family and probably Judy's

1:30:17family are the people that she would want to say, well, see, everything I did, they cared. They really loved me. God, yes, she sounds like her even. Yeah. She's got this other sister who's like trailer trash. Well, that's why I think that she said basically the ones of us that were close. Because the other must be some that are. There's a lot of trash. Trash sister is the one. Remember that one sister said prayers for Dolly like months ago and it led Dolly to make a video like everyone's been worrying about me, but I'm fine. Right. That trailer trash sister that did that. They probably finally let her in the loop or something and she instantly went online, stirred up trouble. She's she's trying to make a still trying to make a go of her music career. I think it'll ever happen. It hasn't happened by this one. Freeta. And that face that's not a face of a star. Well, Freeta. So she had like seven.

1:31:19Yeah, she had a bunch of, but this freedom part. No, we're going to have to stop. Yeah, she. Look at that. She's trying her best. It is super hard to just become like a big star old. Yeah, yeah. You know, like it's a becoming a star is such a young person's game. Yes, you know, I guess she performed for a year like Dolly through her bones. She performed for years at Dollywood and stuff. Oh, wow. That's incredible. What? Whoa. She looks like that. I mean, I wouldn't even pay her to be at the moment. What? No, I'm saying funny ranch. Not even close. I love those chicks. Yeah. I know you do. I know. I know.

1:32:19But that was a professional photo. It's a click Tim Curry. Oh, my god. Yeah, a little bit posted it. She was proud of it. Oh, yeah. Photo taken by my dear friend and photographer. You know, he made you look like Tim Curry. I don't know if he you make someone they just are born that way. You just look like Tim Curry. You don't want a lady Curry. No, don't want your lady looking like Tim Curry. You don't. No, some people do. Sure. I guess they do. You're right. Most people don't. You're right. How do you like you ladies? I like Tim Curry. It depends on the day. Yeah. Shoot. All right, we'll take a break. When we come back, a wanted criminal switches genders and dressed as a woman to dodge the cops. How long was he able to get away with it? How did a roommate fight lead to a couple of missing fingers? Does a Miami man have another hooker gone wrong story?

1:33:19An idiot criminal of the day all coming up after this? Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freak. What is someone done during sex with you that made you shut it down? Marcus. Having in a course pulled the sock off and she had to form feet. Looked like three toes. Oh no. And she explained that it happened when she was in a fire. But she just like threw me all off. Cheesy. Yeah, you're right. No, there's nothing you can do about that. I had to stop about fire feet. Could I say it's one thing I would quit? I don't know. Lisa Wade is the funniest personality in the world. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah. We know what is a man. Lisa, how are your feet girl? How are your feet? No, they're not here. I'm not even so. No. Can I say something real quick? Please, the way. Please, the way. Better have no fire feet. No fire feet. You ain't got fire feet, you know? What else? How are your feet? Oh, Lisa Wade. Show me them fire feet. Take them socks off. Is it safe to take your socks off?

1:34:21Take them off. Can I pull off your socks? Pull them hot, or they fire feet? I know they're not damn it. Oh, that's what I do. It's Dave and Shuk the Freak. Good morning, Dave. Wow, you're in a good mood today. It's summertime. But you hate the heat. You hate the sun. You hate happy people. Yeah, but it's freezer pop season. Oh, well, then you're going to love firework freeze, five-hour energy. It's got bold, cherry, lime, and blue raspberry flavor with zero sugar. Now, that's my kind of summer. Ignite your taste buds with firework freeze, five-hour energy available now at fivehourenergy.com or Amazon. Awesome. I'm setting my alarm to snooze until Labor Day. Now, you still have to come to work tomorrow. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

1:35:22No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I was going on this Thursday morning. It is Dave and Chuck the Freak. We thank you for being with us. We jumped on the trend. Of 80s photos. I didn't know there was a trend. There's a trend where you can ask chat GPT to make you look like you were in the 80s. You are Dave Gullier. People thought we look like Holland Oats. Oh wow. There's a lie Oats. I guess just because you're a little shorter. Looking to Oats background. That's wild. Thank you. Thank you for that. I love being Oats. Yeah, the responses were interesting to say the least. We haven't seen you go check it out on our social media. It's basically what my hair looked like before I decided I need to shave my head bald. Is that maybe?

1:36:22Oh man. I did the middle part for just a hot minute too. Oh wow. Would you have like the mullet thing? Well I had that when I had to grow my hair long once. But the jeans, it's down on the jacket, laser lights, and then wash. That's a good, total trip back in time. I think I have that leather jacket still. You do? I do. Still like you had it. Like it was actually a picture. No, you can go check it out again on our social media pages and coming up. How did a roommate fight lead to a couple of missing fingers? Does a Miami man have another hooker gone wrong story? Did an Italian tourist turn into a Florida man? An idiot criminal of the day all coming up. We'll start with this. Oh, another bitches tripping. All right, Chuck, this is the first I think. What's up? This is a hot or not. I mean, it's definitely not the first. Well, it's not a first for that.

1:37:22But it's a first because this is a man. Yes. This guy switched genders to dress as a woman. Well, you know, I love this. And got away with it for eight years. Eight years. Eight years. Was it convincing lady for eight years? Can you figure out how probably you can do the math on this one? We're going to put that. You should not have said, like, you should just did a hot or not. I know, but I couldn't do that. I'm going to set them up for a big dick fail. Oh, that's fine. I've been fooled many times. That's nice. It's nice to be a day. Yeah. Yeah. I know he wouldn't do it to me. He'd be like, ah, she's got it. Yeah. Yeah, it's happened before. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Listen to the details. He already knows. Oh, you're right. Ryan, have you seen this yet? Yeah. Oh, you have. Oh, yeah. That's how you stay out of it. A wanted criminal has been caught after spending eight years on the run and switching genders

1:38:29to dodge the cops. To a girl, Bessar. Oh, hold on. I am going to take notes. To a grill. To a grill. To a grill. Might as well. Was finally arrested by cops who swooped in Istanbul's busy catacoy district after a surveillance operation. He was convicted after being found guilty on three counts of stealing back in 2010, but gave officers the slip and adopted a completely female identity to evade capture. While hiding and living with an altered feminine appearance, his appearance so different that the police could no longer rely on the eight-year-old male mug shots, forcing detectives to switch tactics and mounts deeper surveillance based on an updated lifestyle profile. He has said to have moved around Istanbul using a fake Turkish identity card, passing security checkpoints. Do we know what he was calling himself?

1:39:31I believe he used his sister's card. But the game was finally up when officers raided the location and took fingerprints which revealed the true identity ending the manhunt. Bessar was taken to the police station before being transferred in a custody. He'll now be sent to prison to serve the original three-year sentence he was supposed to serve. For what? Faf't. He never formally changed his name or genitalia during this. He was just pretending to be a woman the whole time. Okay, I don't know a lot about Istanbul. But am I in the full get up? Like am I covering myself the whole time? No, I don't believe so. No, okay. Is that makes it easier? Is he hot or not as a she? Is the question I guess? Well. Okay. What I'll say is he didn't go all the way with this.

1:40:35You know, so I'm going to assume that he didn't really go all the way with it in like his overall look. You know, you're either all in or you're not. So I'm going to give him minus two for not going all in. Okay. As you guys know, I think man, women can be hot. You can be up to an eight as you guys know. But to grill, that's a minus one for me is to symbol minus one and then not not going all the way minus two. So we're going to go with the four. I'm going to give him a four. Okay. As Chuck is the only one who can play here today and you can play along as well by going to Dave and Chuck the freak.com if you're into Lady Boys or just want to see the mugshots. So Chuck, for not going all in, AKA keeping his genitals, yes, you took two points off. He likes them to be removed. He does believe that Lady Boys are hot. But the name to grill minus one is to symbol minus one and you took a point off for also

1:41:43not going all the way to points to two. I don't get the man started it. Started it. Oh, started it. I know it's hard. I just want to win. Man, win can be as hot as an eight. Starts it in eight. Okay. Yeah. Go to Dave and check the freak.com to see. That's what you said. You ready? It's the truth. Ready? I mean, you know, I mean, that's what you're going to, you're going to run into that. What do you think of six? At least. I think you're low. I think if you thought that was a lady, you'd rate her higher. It's a filtered photo. It's hard to tell. Yeah. Like a, but is that his sister, the government there? No, that's not him. I just wondered if they looked the same. I believe that was the mug shot when they took him in custody. Wow. Because that's a beautiful hair. How beautiful. Okay, hold on. It's not real. It's not real. That's him. They really, uh, jazz up their photos over there for their mug shot.

1:42:43I sure do. Why they? They're like, then you're going to be arrested. So do your eyebrows. Well, he could have done his eyebrows already. Right. He's living life as a lady. I'm sure he had to groom. He's a good looking lady. Is this person having a social media account or any other things online? No, it's hard to find this hard to find, huh? Because it doesn't even look like him. I mean, how do you know about that one? Like his chin's not to say that. I don't know, but I don't think he went his told world bizarre. No, never name he was going by. I don't, I mean, a. It's a, it's a lot of guys that would, would make the, you know, make the choice to say, all right, let's do it. It's a shocking transformation. Holds a hole. You'd never believe that guy could turn into that one. Well, I mean, it's wig.

1:43:44Even the face shape seems different, but I think it's this one's closer and that one's further away. I don't know, but this also keep in mind that was eight years ago. That was eight years ago, right? Yeah, I mean, he got a lot hotter in eight years. Well, he's living his life differently, I guess. You know, he figured it out. Go play along. Chuck rated him lower than he actually thinks you can see for yourself. Yeah, hot or not, it's up at Dave and Chuck the freak.com. How many Turkish dudes got related? Well, that's the wild thing. Right? Like you just, I think they alluded to he was still like living a man life, but just like the face he was putting out was like, I don't think he switched his like sexual rights. Well, no, but I mean, like, yeah, you got to prove it. You know, you got to keep you, you know, every once in a while, you got to put one in. Well, are you really lady? Yeah. You don't want me to tell authority. Do you put it in there?

1:44:45I call cops. Yeah, exactly. Put one in, put in. Give me kiss on it. Okay, there's another lady boy making news kind of lady boy news. It's a new segment. Yeah, Dave and Chuck the freak's lady boy news. A Georgia man thought he'd found the woman of his dreams. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, man, thought he'd found the woman of his dreams. A woman he was going to marry. But she was a he and he was being catfished. That sucks. Huh? Maybe it doesn't. Police accused 25 year old Caleb John Quay Mills of South Carolina as posing as Haley Morello, a female sheriff's deputy working in Florida. This guy believed Morello was his fiance, despite never actually meeting her in person. Yeah, it tells you his photographs taken from the personal Facebook page of a real Florida

1:45:48sheriff's deputy to create this fictitious person. Police believe he used fake social media accounts and technology to alter his voice because they did have endless telephone conversations. The alleged deception was convincing enough that the victim sent money and allowed his fiance to use his car, the exchanged vehicles as part of this fraudulent activity. I mean, it is at least they talked, I guess, because it's so wild. Like, I've never met someone, but then I sent my car to them or whatever is really wild. And it's him. That was my lover. That was your lover, Jim. We had phone sex and everything. You on God. I'm sure the stuff you said to me. You know, they did. Of course they did. I'm not sending you my car unless we've at least had phones. How did he change his voice? What did he do? Probably just one of these little voice changer things, like on a computer. Yeah, technology to alter his voice. The scheme may have continued for years.

1:46:49Years. The old guy's family became suspicious and began conducting their own investigation. Family members eventually identified Mills as the person they believe was catfishing their loved one. They repeatedly tried to warn the guy, but he believed the relationship was real and he wouldn't listen. That's it, right? I mean, like, it sucks because I was like, man, why didn't his family, but they did. They tried to add your in love with a young black man. Yeah, you know, yeah. You're in love with a young black man. There's no chance named Caleb John. Where are you talking about? That's not female deputy. No, it's a man. What? It's a horrible thing to have to tell my parents, dad, you're in love with a young black man. Yes, a horrible thing. Well, I want to know who the deputy they used. They'll never release that right because they don't want to put her in the chair. Yeah, exactly. Like, who did the guy fall in love with? Yeah, that would have been interesting to see.

1:47:49That would have been interesting to see. On the right deputy, I can understand you just throw it all away. You know, some look great. Police supervisor became suspicious after getting involved. The body camera footage was reviewed. Voice changing application was discovered. And they realized what was going on here. It just be so tough. You know, I'm like, I understand like I'm a con man. So I'm trying to do whatever. But it's just so tough for me to get a guy finished, you know? Even if you were just car and I won all in this morning. You better finish it. You better finish it. I'm talking them finished. I got to talk them to completion. Maybe he's in demand. I was wondering that a little bit. You kind of have to be this guy. Oh, the catfisher? Yeah, yeah. I don't know like what you'd want to say.

1:48:51You know mine. It's all saying that to me. No, right. But it's just it's a big step to take if you're not. Yeah, it is. You know, you're going to have to be real filthy with it. Yeah, you're a super con man. Yes. If you're like, yeah, I con myself gay sort of. A step down a woman. So this is another one of those hooker gone wrong scams. Kind of I guess because she may not be a full fledged hooker, but she definitely showed interesting guys to then slip something in their drink and take everything they had. Just ask. You can have it all. Here's the story of a quick update here from NBC Miami. A cell phone or a wallet? That's not the one. That's not the one. That's not the one. That's not the one. No. Damn it all to hell. That's wrong. I haven't loaded this one yet. Get it right. Okay. Right. Long the right one. Come on, no pressure. We'll lose. Yeah. That's why I was trying to save that for us.

1:49:53Well, too late. Lady boy knew. Lady boys were hot right now. Yeah. Yeah. We had a lot of lady boy lady boy lady boy lady. There we go. There we go. Here's the story. Take a listen to it. Talk about it. Expense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Talk about an expensive night at the club. Now I know what you're thinking. You're probably thinking, okay, Roch, we've seen this story before. Show Rolex. Rip off. A woman allegedly gets a guy drunken steals the watch. But this is different. Do you know why? Because the alleged victim in this case is actually sharing his story. First take a look at her. He is. Isha Forne. And cops say she has ripped off multiple men stealing high end watches, including Rolex watches. There's at least three different cases. Cops say April, July and August. She has these fires all over the country. I did consume a liquid that was supposed to be an alcohol. And I believe this is my favorite part of this guy from Jersey.

1:50:56He's talking to the name of the J.A. Technology. It affects. There might have been drugs in that liquid. And one of the victims agrees to speak. We have changed his voice and not showing you his face. I'm lucky that I'm alive and nothing else happened at night. He says he met the suspect outside of Miami club late August. He got a motel room, but while checking in felt strange. We have cameras and I was already without the watch. So the struggle must have happened inside of the car. And you don't even remember it. I don't remember the struggle at all. That is scary. He awoke in the hospital and his Rolex suddenly was no stronger. I valued at 15 grand gone. People often say, come on, you're a smart guy. What do you think happens in these cases? I think it happens to anybody. Just a reminder for everybody to be aware of their surroundings. Make sure you're not alone. Miami police say this woman uses the same MO drinks to the man. They pass out and high-end watches gone. If you could talk to her, what would you tell her? I hope she's learned her lesson.

1:51:57We have another case from April where a victim was drinking when he met the suspect. Same things, more drinks, hotel room, and in that case, a watch valued at approximately 170 grand ripped off, say police. What? Her daughter was apparently with her when cops arrested her yesterday. My daughter was living with me when we went to the store in eight people. At least, I was living with my daughter. We've covered many of these cases, but it is rare we hear from a victim. And he tells us why he is speaking. I think it's important to speak out. When you're a victim, you're a victim. Misery at the motel. So, he might have been a double victim. I don't know what was going on there. I just, I don't know. What you mean, fool? I don't think so because she's been confirmed right in her courtroom and everything. Daughter too, that's kind of. You know? Oh, you thought Lady Boyd was leading in everything. Yeah. I don't think so. No. I see what you're saying. She did have a little bit of a masculine edge to her, but I think she was female.

1:53:01But she's definitely going back to his hotel room, right? Yeah. If someone shows interest in you, you just have to know it's, it's not real. It looks like a no one really likes you. It's just. But he's wearing that Rolex. Don't wear anything nice in Miami. He's trying to attract them. I told you, I. Where are your fake Rolex? I had this happen to me in my 20s. They were looking me up and down, looking at my watch, looking at stuff and they were like, oh, wow, fossil. That is not what we're looking for. That's the way to do it though. But I could tell. Like you could feel it. Did you only be with her anyway? No, but you could feel it and it was two of them. And it was like, you could tell it was like other people are going to fall, like, you know, they would have fallen for it. Some guys still think it's the only way to get attention, I guess. Right. Like being flashy and bling and you can tell. Yeah. Thinking of starting it up. Are you? Yeah. Be careful. I know.

1:54:01I mean, I'm not going to go anywhere. I'll get drugs. Flash out. I'll be in the car. I'll be in the car. First of all, it doesn't do anything. They'll slip in a couple of time and all the time. And out of your way. It's tough to get stuff in my Diet Coke. Diet Coke. It really is. I'm going to drug him. I had to watch my collection. Now you know how to do it. You put it in his blizzard. Oh man. We'll talk later, Dave. Yeah. That's it. You need the ladies at the old DQ. Good to the last drop. I killed. I'll blend right in. There's a little extra butter scotch in there for you. That's all you need. That's it. I don't even have a watch. But I'll go buy one. Yeah. Rest of the drizzle. Yeah. All right. We're going to stay in Miami now. Miami's wild. By the way, Miami woman threw a bucket of poop underneath. Oh, sure. Why not? Why did she do it? Annoying. Here's the story. And was arrested after police say she did her neighbor dirty. But she says it happened because her neighbor did her dirty first.

1:55:01What's it all about? Well, on Monday to move in from farc in Northwest Miami-Dade. Deputy say that 50-year-old Yorisi Machado Rivera went to her neighbor's trailer and accused her of having an inappropriate relationship with her husband. Well, that's when investigators say she forced her way into the neighbor's home. And through, we had to say this, feces, fecal matter at her. There you have it. Machado Rivera was arrested and is now facing battery and burglary charges. Well, you can't really choose your neighbor's at the old trailer park, you know? You just get what you get. Where they park your trailer? And you just hope that your husband won't sleep with the trailer. But there's no guarantee he was sleeping with anyone else. He's moving all of the way back. He may have been. I mean, he's sleeping with her. When you throw a poop at her and then go to jail, he's definitely going to keep banging her. Oh, that's right. Those open seats. His headphones make her look like Latin princess Leia. Well.

1:56:01Well. She's rough looking. They're big. And they're covered in like something. They made them cheap by that. What is that they wear? Probably translation. It is translation. Oh, yes. But they're not spent a lot of money with hair though. You thought they were covered in hair? Well, it just looks like a cover on them. Like, look, it looks like. So you don't get any people's hats. Yeah. That's what it is. It's just like a little. You're just junk and you're on you. Yeah, junk. They're just covered. It's for personal hygiene device. I don't want to hear junk on me. Yeah, but I don't want to wear court room headphones. No. One more Florida story to share. This is an Italian who visited Florida and became a Florida man. It's contagious. An Italian man visited Florida recently. He was arrested after returning home when authorities discovered the head of a crocodile

1:57:02in his luggage. Oh, my. Well, he obviously just bought that off some guy. Yeah, not cool. It Italy at least. The reptiles head had been dried and wrapped in just wrapping paper. Wow. It evaded security in the US. Border authorities in Italy, though, seized the head, placed the passenger under investigation for smuggling a specimen belonging to a protected species without the proper certificate or license. He could face up to $230,000 in fines in Italy and a prison term of up to a year. That's insane because you know, you had no idea about any of that. This is just something that some. It's just a look of price tag on it from Gator King or something. Exactly. Like he just went to Gator King. That's available for sale. And that's a souvenir. He bought Italy's like, oh, yeah, you just came back from the United States. I mean, so yes. What do you got here? This is what you bring back. Whoa. Hey, whoa, whoa, hey, what a dummy. For what it's worth endangered crocodile heads are not always illegal in Florida, depending

1:58:06on where you are. Obviously it wasn't here at alligator King store. Florida's different. How much? I'd look into that. Can we look up alligator King and whatever and see if we could buy an online head? We come back from Italy. We're just smuggling in like wine and cheese and they call my guy. Check your luggage. Alligator heads. Yeah, exactly. Not as cool. It's not. Yeah, like what's the most red neck thing you can steal from Italy? Yeah, here it is. It's a little bit of a cost. Right there. It's actually pretty cheap. Oh, come on. Like the biggest ones are like $340. You get a small one for like $15. Why do you want that? You can send that to everyone of your friends. That's amazing. Yeah. Nothing to leave about it here. I see you're in the laws though. I know that's the problem, right? It looks like he bought the one for $20. Yeah. The poor guy is going to jail for $20. It's going to cost him $200. It's going to cost him $200.

1:59:07For an Alligator souvenir. I would be like, hold on. Just wanted to feel a little Florida. Bring Florida back with me. Like that's insane. I would be like this. I did not kill this alligator. I got some thoughts. I need to get that. I would have maybe been lately. Nobody even the price tag still attached to it. I mean, it is just a souvenir. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know a getting this kind of big reviews back then down. Mistakes in the Inferno Times & Little pitches Your Wil Tongue April 9th. Victor kl 9th. Correct. Anchor well. Should she pick her location? adım Antактерia or the Atlantic Ocean Lag? You want it? Is it there? adorehorn. Passnels. S Proniches will sell it. I get the rain. to Florida and all I got was his dumb T shirt. That's fine. They're not going to stop you

2:00:07with that. No. Maybe some key lime juice. I wouldn't even risk that. I'm not risking anything. Sometimes you get stuck with a real bad roommate. Yeah. In this situation, a guy has two missing fingers as a result of that bad roommate. Yep. Not good at all. Here is the story on this one from CBS Pittsburgh. The defendant Brandon Caruso said that his roommate raised his fist in anger. So he used a sword to defend himself. State police and Butler tell me that the victim had two of his fingers cut off on his left hand and has permanent this figure meant. Police say trouble started inside this house on Ridge Road in Franklin Township near Butler on Labor Day. We spoke to a woman who heard the victim screaming. She was left so shaken. She didn't want to be identified. I heard a man come running out of the house screaming. My fingers, my fingers and he had a towel wrapped

2:01:13around his hand and he went across the street to the neighbor guy. And then I heard a girl in the doorway screaming. I can't find his finger. According to court documents, roommates Brandon Caruso and Dustin Hockenberry got into it following a fight between Hockenberry and Caruso's mother who also lives with them. Caruso told troopers. Hockenberry quote came downstairs and approached him with a raised fist in an aggressive manner. Caruso told police quote, he picked up the sword and pointed it towards Hockenberry and an attempt to create distance. Police say Caruso then struck Hockenberry cutting off two of his fingers. I believe he did lose his pinky and ring finger on his left hand. And like I said, those were completely lost and his other fingers must have been also struck to the point that he needs several surgeries to recover. He's in a Pittsburgh hospital right now. Yes. A short time later troopers trace Caruso's phone to conical nesting township and arrested

2:02:14him. We knocked on the door with the alleged sword attack happened. Nobody answered. When police searched the home, they said a single edge sword with suspected blood was located on the floor in Caruso's basement bedroom. They say they also found suspected drugs and drug paraphernalia. Brandon Caruso is charged with two counts of aggravated assault among other charges. His bond is set at $75,000. Reporting outside the state police barracks in Butler County, Jennifer Barrasso, KDK TV news. So that guy and his mom, he still lives with his mom. Yeah. And they have a roommate who is this guy in the basement that has a sword and the roommate went. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm down there. You shouldn't be. If I had a basement roommate, that never seemed you shouldn't. Well, first of all, I hope I never have a basement roommate. Oh, like I grow up. I don't have a basement. I don't ever want to be living with my dad with

2:03:15a basement roommate. No, times get tough. I know times get tough. I don't want a roommate with a with a sword collection and a drug collection. You know, I mean, hey, do all the drugs you want to do as long as they're the classics. It's like basement swords and the drugs. Yeah, it's not great. That's like, I'm sure there's a lot of people living the basement sword and drug life. Oh, yeah, it's it's appealing. Yeah, it's appealing. You could have gone there for a while. I mean, it's appealing. That's like the sword part. I got a sword. Yes. Yeah, I'm about the drugs. The drugs. Yeah, that's not so. Not yet. All right. Now an update on the story we've been following for months. Remember the mayor from North Carolina who was busted having sex at City Hall. Yes, but said he wasn't. But said he wasn't. I mean, was panceless walking around. He was like, they were trying to fight to get the video not shown or something. He was trying to fight it. But then it got and then a bunch of people got fired when they spoke up about it. Yeah, every I T guy. Yeah,

2:04:17all this time he's still the mayor. He's still the mayor. That was like six months ago. Oh my god. Talked about it. Yeah, it started. I think at the end of September last year. That's crazy. Now fast forward. So almost a full year ago, he finally has decided to resign. Finally, here's the story and the update from Moore'sville, North Carolina and Fox eight. It's with that that I am announcing that I am going to retire. Retire. I know I have no plan and or is not a chance in the world that I plan to seek any other office. Moore'sville mayor, Chris Carney is giving up his seat. It comes after a controversial 2024 incident where he was caught without pants with another person inside town. Oh, 2020. It's been two years. And it was recorded on surveillance video. Carney's term was supposed to end next November. Instead, he's stepping down on September 30th. He looks like he's a man in a fat suit.

2:05:19Did he? Yeah, he is. Pretty big man. Yeah, I have a beautiful retirement with my wife. We're luckily going to go spend some time traveling as we were doing before. And as those of you know, about a year ago, we already started planning it. So this has not been a happenstance. This has been a long term plan. One woman couldn't wait to share her excitement after Carney's announcement. Yes, it is a time to celebrate, but it is a time to let's get back to work. Taylor says for the last two years, she and other neighbors have been begging town leaders for more accountability and transparency surrounding the mayor's incident. She goes like commissioners, I stow constituents. The whole time we're having to spend hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars, our hard earned dollars to go towards lawsuits to represent him, but yet there's been no healing for us. So him resigning if he does, because I still don't trust that tiring, retiring, except over the 30th, come October the 1st. We as a town have got to have better transparency,

2:06:26accountability oversight. Man, I can't even small town politics is so carney. Carney's message to the next mayor. He said get your job done and then turn it over to someone else who can do it. Brian, he thanked his staff, the commissioners, and he said he and his wife will be sticking around morseville. So she wasn't swayed by any of these videos. I guess he says, this is my favorite part, he checked off everything he put on his checklist when he took office, which is bang the town communications consultant. That's on the list. He did it. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. Yeah, it showed him the footage they eventually got to see showed him entering the building with a woman who was the communications consultant for the town. It showed him walking through the hall, panceless with a boner, I believe, with a boner. And he claimed that she threw up on him or something. And then he did it. Changes pants. They were drinking wine, but it was also midnight or something.

2:07:29Yeah, it's stuck in there. He walked it. Come on. You know what doesn't give me a boner moment. I didn't realize this was been going on since 2024. It's been forever. He's just collected that paycheck and the cities for had to represent him in all the loss because they're suing the mayor in the city. Right. I wonder if he's up for would have been up for reelection like in November or something like that. So he was just like, all right, I'll quit one month early once wild is. He was actually just reelected last year. So they reelected him. Wow. As this was all going on. That sounds amass. Yeah. We've been talking about it since 2012. I don't remember that. Well, it probably happened. And then it I think it happened and we didn't hear about it until later. We didn't hear about it until those IT guys came out and they were like, we got fired. I'm having trouble understanding. Yeah. Where the time's gone. Oh, it's gone.

2:08:32Don't start that, man. I could cry today. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Someone's on the emotion. Hey, listen, your last hug. No, no. This guy had no pants on. What a wacky mayor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're a long way away from your last cuddle. Don't make me cry. I've had my last cuddle. No, you haven't. Oh, yeah. For sure. No, there's none of that anymore. No, come on. Uh-uh. No, I know I've had my last one. It's fine. Long time ago. Maybe on your death. It's a nice little adult now. So she's yeah. I mean, there's no cuddling. You don't cuddle after you get to a certain age. Oh, hug. You'll get a hug. Yeah. I get this. This is what I get. Oh, like a head leanin. A queen. Something about plenty of time. It's not a worry about it. Don't worry about it. Okay. I'll brighten your day up. Jason, I'll brighten your day up.

2:09:33A grandma who was celibate, who then became an escort at 73 is hitting back at critics for sleeping with 20 year olds. I was so happy birthday. Oh, wow. Happy birthday. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We talked about her once years ago, but this when she decided to become an escort, this adventurous grandma who was celibate for 40 years before becoming an escort, offered a blunt two word response to the people that have been having a problem with her, sweeping, sleeping with 20 year old guys. F you 73 year old Caroline V spoke about her life as a sex worker on a new podcast episode. She said life has changed for her. She said, but as I started to meet guys, I realized you can have fun with guys of any age. Her two word response to people and say how dare you sleep with a 20 year old. Why not?

2:10:40Yeah. I mean, hey, good afternoon. I'm not here to. She does. Yeah. She does. She says, I feel so confident in myself now. I can get my sex outfit on, standing in front of the mirror while I'm preparing for my client and think, yeah, girl, you've got this. You sexy BVW granny. Everybody wants you. Goddamn right. Bring it on. That's a confident lady. She said some of her younger clients can be the most affectionate. Illusional. And enjoy bonding on a deeper level before getting to the nitty gritty. What are we going to do? Like you're going to make me some cookies and stuff? That's what I would like. You want like a real grandma. Like a grandma. I'm here for the grandma. It's as wild. It's incredible. Make me fresh food. Oh, wow. The grandma experience and then you bang though. Which is so weird. No, no, no. Stop fooling the man. Weird. God, you want to swing your gloves? That's gross. It's not great.

2:11:42Yes, she was living like a normal grandma life when she decided to get into escorting. I'm just glad that for my kids sake, none of their grandparents were swinging or in swingers clubs or escorts. Oh, me too. You know, they just were grandparents just showing up to the grandparents doing appropriate grandparents stuff, bowling from time to time. You know, you play in Euker knitting. Just grandma and grandpa stuff. That's it. Yes, not sexual deviancy and stuff. Yeah. Yep. The most common fetish her clients are seeking. She says it's always focused around her age. But she makes a mean lemon meringue pie. I hope. I mean, almost guaranteed. I'd better get this life after. You got to get that meringue,

2:12:45right? She's shocked at the amount of men that want to perform on her as well. I'm going down. Yeah, that is. I mean, I don't care if it's an old man or an old lady. The going down business at that age has got to be a fright. Well, listen, I go to a seniors residence a couple of times a week now visiting my dad. I don't say anything inappropriate, Dave. Uh-huh. There's just just there's an old person. Oh, yeah. I don't know about this old person. What do you think I was going to say? Talk about eating. I never know what I'm about to say. I never know. That you're going to say there's just one lady. She's got a nice set of knockers on her. That's something. Yeah. No, she's taking care of herself. She's an escort. Yeah, she's doing it all. She smells like lemon meringue pie. She doesn't. Oh, oh, man. She doesn't.

2:13:48It's taking care of herself. I think that if it was other old people, they'd be sort of nose blind to it. You know, like I don't think old people know they have a smell. No, you're right. You just become accustomed to it. I guess, but like these younger guys that are banging her, they're going to notice. Maybe they that's part of the term. I think so. I think it is. You want to see more? I don't. We looked at it all before. I mean, you know, who does want to see more? Happy birthday. Boy, does he wish he never said that? I do. I never know. My God. Oh, this is exactly what I remember. My God. I don't see her did lingers. Oh, go down against worse. No, she was fully inside of herself. Yeah, you can see. Go down and let me open it. I mean, I'm okay with it. I guess I'm okay. No, I can't see. I can't look at grandma doing that. Oh, look at that. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No. No, it gets so much worse. Oh, yeah.

2:14:53Worse than this. Yeah, just surgery. I can finger it. Search her name. No, we looked at it before. I don't want to. It was so bad. It was so bad. This one itself. I just that. Honestly, that's the most shocking one. Oh, thank God. I won't worry. I'm taking that picture later. Nice talking, Ryan. Jesus. Come on, Ryan. You're not into this stuff, right? No, no, what? No, no, no. One weirdo in the group. No, we need don't judge me, man. What do you want me to say? Do every day. Why? You like what you like? Yep. I must win one with that senior, senior woman from the bar. That's probably what activated everything. Yeah. I don't know what activated everything. It's a problem. Her boobs are real. Oh, yeah. They're real. Yeah. Five foot days for holy cow. Yeah, you can use using the plate tether ball.

2:15:56I mean, look at her in that little number on the right. This? Yeah, he loves that. That's probably the best picture ever. I mean, I'm saying a lot. Yeah, I mean, yeah, you're right. Her unclipping her own bra. I like the one right there. I like the one on the right. That one. I wish that's how all grandma picture. That's how to give out the master's trophy. Yeah. She's out the green jacket. I hope my grandma never had see through, bro. Holy cow. No, Jason. What's up? You going down? Oh, he's a, he's a, he's a pleaser. I played the fifth. He's a, he's a pleaser. You're going down. People pleaser. And on the tour, I played the fifth. Right, find a where there's down there. He loves butter. Scotch. He does. I don't know.

2:16:58Wow. I hate this. I do. I know. It's not great. Yeah, I know. The I know, at least me too. You're missing the most of it, which is good. Dave keeps scrolling on down. That'll serve red profile photos like, huh, you're in my pants. Yeah. Where did they go? Grandma toe to I don't need to see grandma toe. Grandma toe. Oh, grandma toe. I mean, her real toes and also her camel toe. Yeah. That's the grandma toe. I'm talking to her. I know, but their real toes aren't better either. Yeah, just be a grandma. Even that's a little sexy for a grandma, I think, but it's her bit much. She looks like she dresses your nurse. Someone likes it. He loves being didn't care of.

2:17:59She's looking right at you. And each one of those, he loves eye contact. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, long day. He's getting pretty pale. Yeah, he knows all the plotlines. You feeling kind of tired. Yeah, I'm gonna take care of you. That was the plot lines. You ready first soup. Okay, let's soup. Yeah. Grandma's gonna take her teeth out and you chicken soup. Yeah, he's so sick. You burn your hands. Oh, no. Like grandma, take care of you. Can you manage him for me? Oh, you spilled soup under janitals. Yeah, let me take care of all. I got a tip. I got to dry that off. I don't want to. You're ruined. Yeah. I was having fun. To be honest, I've seen a lot of spill porn out there. There is a lot of spill porn. Usually it is like milk. Right?

2:19:03Someone's got to help you clean it up. It's not right. They got to clean it up. Gills. Yeah, but all I can think now is like split pea soup and I know it's over. It's quite pea soup. It's a lie. I did not know it. That's all I've got. I'm done. Oh, God. Long, perfect. Yeah, but imagine her beds covered in pea soup. I bet you that's what they smell like already. He took his headphones off. He's not even listening to us. No, it's good. You couldn't hear that. They've always smelled like pea soup. Oh, there's only fresh pea cookies. Okay, whatever. Whatever. He's going down for sure. All right, idiot criminal of the day coming up. How did a would-be car thief have to be rescued by the cops? Let's get to that. The idiot criminal of the day. A would-be car thief and chili picked the wrong vehicle and the wrong entry point. He tried to slip into a red SUV through its sunroof the other day. Yeah.

2:20:06And ended up stuck halfway inside. That doesn't look like much room. surveillance cameras. No, it's just some music surveillance cameras captured the entire scene as it unfolded showing the hooded suspect. Riggling and kicking with his legs. Not laying his helplessly in the air. That's correct. It's going to show. How did he get stuck here? I thought he was going to make it in. Okay, but too big. I guess. I think he just he's he didn't go in on the right angle. Oh, yeah, he's effed. He then visibly rocks and shifts as he struggles to free himself, unable to push him through or pull back out of the sunroof. How he's going in? What was meant to be a quick smash and grab turned into a slow, undignified standoff between one man and a sunroof that wasn't cooperating. This is how you die. You get stuck upside down like this. What's crazy is the cops were watching this in real time. Hmm. The man had torn through a protective cover over the sunroof before squeezing partway inside.

2:21:09Only discovered that getting out was a far. He got in just at the last second. Yeah, but the cops are the hello. How are you? Officers arrived on scene within a minute, closing in on the vehicle to find the suspect still trapped and struggling. Rather than making an arrest, please send it up playing an unlikely role rescuer's officers approached the suspect and worked to pull him free through the roof opening, effectively finishing the job that he had left half done. Once free, he was taken into custody. The city's mayor has pointed to the case as proof that the expanded camera surveillance network there. Ah, yes. Is paying off in a real way. I mean, it does. It did capture everything. Hmm. Oh, yeah, that's the cover there. Yeah. Obviously ripped that. I do think he made it in. But the cops were just right there at the, at the perfect time.

2:22:16How do you think no one's going to see you if you're dangling? Your legs are dangling outside a car for that long. I think that in some of these places, people just know like, oh, yeah, those are the guys over there that they're going to rob people. Yeah. You know, and they just, you just stick to your own business. Mind you business. I would have went in legs first. I would have sat on the sunroof and went in legs. Better wear their goggles. Yeah. I would have been smarter, yeah. Yeah, get some leverage. Yes. Is there a way? You finally got in because he sort of, well, his body was down like all the way over here. He was just going to maneuver. He's in the passenger seat of the cops. And then he got in pretty quick right there. He's like, oh my god, the cops. You can see the footage for yourself. It's up at davinchuktefreak.com. Those are my thoughts. Not yours. I'm Dave Hunter on Dave and Chuck the Freak. You can reach out to Dave and Chuck the Freak. No one is supposed to know where I located here. Check us out online at davinchuktefreak.com. Dave and Chuck the Freak. When we come back, why is a waiter in Ohio our incredible bad ass of the day?

2:23:21What was a pizza joint busted selling besides pizza? And how was a cop busted tracking his ex all that and more? On the way, we'll return after this. On the lines, Ron. You think she said that for us? She'd protect us. Oh, I know she would. I might. You've been calling Dave. I'm telling you, the horns are offensive. And his news content is horrible. If you don't know it's penis and buttoes here, then you got a real prop. Thank you so much for listening to us. But you should know. The most bubbles will be mentioned.

2:24:22I'm disgusted by it, but I will defend it. Yes, exactly. Dave and Chuck the Freak. Dave and Chuck the Freak. Facebook.com slash Dave and Chuck the Freak fans. Hi. It's Thursday. Bitches. Oh, wow. You wish, huh? I know. Manifesting. Oh, yeah. Manifesting. Let it be Friday. Yes. It will be. It shall be. But how you doing? It is Dave and Chuck the Freak here right now on this Thursday. And coming up. What was pizza joint busted selling besides pizza? How was a cop busted tracking his ex? But first, we'll start here.

2:25:27The bad ass of the day. This dude totally deserves the title of bad ass of the day. Okay. Chilling video from Ohio. That's a lot of different videos. Shows an attorney now convicted of attempting to shoot his ex-wife in a restaurant. Two amazing things happen. He forgot he had the safety on. And then a hero waiter had time to jump in and tackle the guy. That's crazy. This waiter is our bad ass of the day. The video of this. If you haven't seen it, it's up at Dave and Chuck the Freak.com. It's pretty crazy. There's the story as it plays out now from NBC News. Guys in the turn. Right? She would have been dead. Did you see it for a while? Yeah. From the top. If the safety wasn't on, she would have been dead.

2:26:28Tonight, chilling video showing a then Ohio attorney convicted of trying to shoot his ex-wife. As she sits with her parents in a Toledo restaurant. Watch again in surveillance video played in court as Matthew Exton points a gun and prosecutors say it was the trigger only to realize the safety's on. Here's that moment from his ex-wife's perspective. Moments earlier in the surveillance video, you see her setting up that phone as Exton approaches. She yells. Suddenly a waiter jumps into action, tackling him from behind. The only thing that went through my mind was that I'm going to die. That waiter, Tracy Cole Jr., speaking with me today. People are saying that you're the hero waiter, that you're a hero. How do you feel about that? I understand how people feel. I wish I could feel that way too. It's just hard to see that and know that it 110% could have gone a completely different way.

2:27:30The near shooting happened in April of last year, a jury last week finding Exton guilty on attempted murder and assault charges. The 43 year old father testifying he was desperate for money from the sale of their home. He denied pulling the trigger in court. Exton is due to be sentenced later this month. Maggie Vespa NBC News. Oh yeah, I didn't pull the trigger. It's right there. It's right there. It's right there. What's insane about that is that you're obviously in the state of mind. Everyone's going to see me do this. She's there with her fan. They all know who I am. It's going to be on video. I just don't care. I'm desperate for money. Oh yeah, that's up. Yeah. Yep. Thank God, he's an idiot. Thank God. And that waiter with that horrible hairstyle jumped in to save him. It is the coolest guy in a man, Bun. Man, man, bun, man every once in a while can step up, can step up.

2:28:34And he did. He risked his own life. He saved theirs because that guy would have had time to take the safety off and fire. He's the second toughest man in a man bun that I can think of. I was number one. Momoa. Yeah, Momoa's the momoa. He's the king of the man bun. I'm the king of the man bun. He is. I mean, he is honestly. I mean, there's no if I had to choose if I was a man. If I was a man, Bun, man, he would be my king. Right now, my king is Henry Cavill. He's still your king. Yes. Nerd king. You're still crazy for Cavill. How can't you be? Crazy. How can't you be? Straight man or so in love with that man. Another video came out of him showing off his little figurines. He has little figurines. Of course he does. Oh, no. That's a big time in life. You were meant to be with him. You were meant to be Superman. That's why he's our leader and king.

2:29:36You shoot your shot, man. Do you have a name on this? You can carry you into bed every night. There's no way he'd invite me to play. That's sad. That's too bad. I'm not a big enough star. The people at his table are top shelf. His miniature figurine table. Yeah. Just stress if your man can like Cavill and you can paint with Cavill. Oh, well, just got weekend plans. Jucks got weekend plans. I gotta get a super suit. Nice move, Henry. Yeah. Better Henry than me. Oh, that's who he was by the press at like so. That's true. I forgot about that. Yeah, thank God. Go Henry. Yeah. Go Henry. It's probably a suit I can buy. The person lost their mind on a flight. This time it happened your bit and kicked a flight attendant on a diverted United flight and this news anchor. I'm lazy. He's basically out the hair of a teenager. He's got the craziest anchor hair you've seen. W-A-B-I-T-V. A United Airlines flight from Melantin, Newark was diverted to

2:30:37Bangor yesterday and a passenger was removed from the plane. That passenger appeared in federal court in Bangor today after federal agents say she attacked a flight attendant. He just got back from a craft party. He just got back from a craft party by W-A-B-I. Christina Kedashiva became aggressive with a flight crew when they refused to serve her more alcohol. She's not. An FBI agent testified that she refused to return to her seat. When the seatbelt notice came on and started filming the attendants and bit one of them when they tried to restrain her records. She might. She'd say Kedashiva kicked that same flight attendant in the stomach while they tried to secure her legs causing a shoulder injury that needed medical attention. She was eventually subdued with the help of five crew members and passengers and was later arrested by the FBI, U.S. Air Marshals and local police. The court documents a line with accounts from a fellow passenger who told W-A-B-I the woman appeared to be intoxicated or experiencing a mental health crisis shrieking in the galley of the plane before being restrained. The plane safely arrived in Newark yesterday after.

2:31:40Oh, that's really bad. Yeah. For that boy news. Yeah, I mean, that's a wild choice. It cut his hair, I know. No, I never see you in no way. It's fair. It's fair. It's fair. It's fair. It's fair. No way. I know. Why do you ask today? You never heard so much butter if he cut his hair. I'm sorry, not doing it. What's your gene wilder or something? It's fair. Didn't you have that hair coming in? Yeah. You never see a news man go with gene wilder hair? No. So much to tell him. I know the gene wilder. Oh, no, man. If you can do it as a man who's lost his hair, whatever you can do, do it up. Enjoy it while you have it. You guys had hair right now. Do you think it would be long? Do you think you would 100%? No. You wouldn't do so. I mean, I said you that picture that you think is ginger, it's sort of similar to that. Yeah, it's ginger. It's ginger fro. Yeah, white as big as that. No, but it was on its way. It was long. No, I'd have it short. You'd have it long though. Truck you think? Oh, yeah. I mean, if I got hair again,

2:32:41the hair of the war. I just met another person who went to Turkey to get that procedure done. I just know so many people that go to Turkey. He has a lot of people who don't have Turkey now. No three. I now know three. I now know three. Yep. You know three people. Two of the Amber's cousins. Okay. Got it done. Yes. And then her friend's husband, who we met over this weekend, he was obvious, right? I know, but like, I told you. I guess these guys that are going, they are they as bald as I am though, where it's all gone on top. Or do they just have like a little bit in the front that they're because the reason I'm saying this is because number one, I feel like it would cost triple the amount for me to get mine done. But at the same time, those guys who got just the front filled in, eventually are only going to have that front. They're going to have to go back because they're not going to stop losing their hair. Like their hair is still going to fall out, except for the new stuff.

2:33:43And then they're going to be bald in the middle top weird. It'll be weird. This guy went a little further back than I thought. I don't know. But maybe that's, I don't know. They're not doing guys like, oh, sorry. No, they're just like head. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I don't know if it can be done. I don't think I'm friends with him. I'm just okay. It's fine. He won't hear this right? No, they don't live here. They live out of town. I don't believe all of them. I mean, either way, he told me it was obvious. Yeah. Right. I mean, I guess I don't really blame guys like who are like, Hey, listen, I'm young. I'm going to do this. I just, my whole thing is that I was losing my hair at such a rapid rate that if I went and got this done when I was say 19 years old, I would have filled myself in in the front. And then by 23 or 26, I would have been by the whole top of my head.

2:34:45Would the rest would have been gone. Right. But at the time, like I still had hair there. But that's going well. But now he has, I'm saying it's the whole thing looks okay. Well, he's still like, he's three months out. But that you can see the line that they did here. Yeah, but I mean, he is, he's full on top of headballed. You know, he, yes, was. Right. Before the time I didn't think they did the whole top of head. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, and guys keep the back forever. Right. Like he might not lose like the back. Yeah, a lot of you guys never lose the back. No, he has like full around. So when you have male pattern baldness, you just always keep the back. You always have the, the bozo. You'll never lose that. It's the curse of being bald. But I come in with a full beard. You'll know where I went, right? Oh, yeah. Would you go on? Would I what? Would you go long? Or would you have it short? The beard?

2:35:45Yeah. Respectable. No, I'd still be. I can't have a button up shirt and a long crazy beard. Why? That pew beard that I made for him that one time. I think that he should have it that length. It doesn't fit your look. The beard? No, but you never know. I mean, you just, I probably regret it. Just because I wanted one full head of hair. Yeah. You got a nice face. You got a nice face. Wow. Let it shine. That's nice. Jason. Wow. That's the nicest thing you've said to me in a while. You've got a nice face. Dave's bushing. Yeah. Yeah. You know, he likes it when man couple, man. Yeah, good. Maybe he'll be nicer to me now. See? And it can be nice too. I don't know. Probably not. No. No. But, I'll go. So I'll say the three guys. That I've seen. Well, the second, the last one that I just saw, it wasn't completely in yet. It's not done. But it looked okay. The two previous to that, you'd never know. I know. Now that they've, it's fully grown back. You'd never know. They were bald. It never know. They had a transplant.

2:36:46It looks totally normal. I know. They do a really, really good job. Like I can see the upside. Like I really can. I could see like a guy being like, listen, my head looks so weird and I can't do it. If I ever in my life once had a cool haircut, I would think about getting it done. You never did. But I've never been able to have one. So I guarantee this, if I lost my hair, I just, I've always said, I feel like it's not good under there. I'd get you'd have to get it done. Yeah, I think so too. I get it done. Yeah, I think so too. There'd be no shame in my game of like, yep, getting it done. I just know guys that got ahead of it and did like the propitia route. Or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 20s like caught it early enough. And I think there's a lot of people who didn't have that opportunity. So then now, it's like, this is the only way. The only thing about that is you're in a fight for your life every single day. Like you, you can stop, you stop doing that for a hot minute. That's it? It just, yeah, like, because it wants to die. That's, I never, they're like, you should try.

2:37:48It wants to die. Do you wish you had of some time? Had have done propitia instead of cocaine. You got to make the choice. Both are equally important. They're equally as expensive. I'm just trying to rub that stuff on there. Like, this powder is not magic. It costs the same as powder. I mean, let me tell you, Dave, there's a lot of things I wish I did instead of cocaine. I bet. I know. Who knows what I have. I have a mansion. I have a plane. Who knows? I'm going to be driving this super reverse around. I'll tell you that month. Oh, well, leaks. Oh, well, all right. I'm somehow, you know, my wife's obsessed with the underbelly of society. I'm obsessed with like, weirder things. Like, I like businesses that are pretending to be something but are actually something else. I guess because that's not my world. I'm going to get in there. I don't know what to ask for. Like, if I go for pizza, how do I ask for meth?

2:38:50Right? Yeah, you need the password, dude. I'm a pineapple supreme. Yeah, exactly. Right. The password. I've never had a password to a person like me. You're either in the know like they know you. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know, like I also have never been looking for like Ricky California. Ricky California. Ricky. Ricky. Can I speak to Ricky California? Yeah. Like you, I'm sure new a few passwords in your day. I don't know. Doesn't remember. I don't know. A California pizza shop has gone belly up after federal agents uncovered a 40 pound meth operation involving an Indian guy who was running this pizza joint 50 year old co-al pre-tzing was indicted on federal charges of distributing meth, but that's making Italian pizza. He is very good. Okay, we're going to look around a bit. Very good. They say he was arrested this week. Pleaded not guilty. He is not in custody right now.

2:39:51The denubra round table pizza tied to the case is now permanently closed. Man, I hate to lose my favorite pizza place because they've decided to sell meth on the side. Well, it's a franchise too, right? Oh, is it? And they they're not like we knew nothing that was going on there. That was independently owned. Federal agents search the restaurant and this guy's home. They seize more than 40 pounds of suspected meth three firearms and over 10 grand in cash. At his house another 13.8 kilos of meth in his Hyundai Sonata another five kilos. A semi-automatic handgun and almost 12 grand in cash also seized the series business. He had absolutely. I mean, that was a lot of meth. They did not say how customers were getting hooked up with this stuff. Yeah.

2:40:52That's a wild choice, but I mean, it is like a good cover for a lot of things, right? Like you can. You can good looking pizza too. You can just say, yeah, money laundering, all that stuff. There was a play in our town. There was a place in the Italian area. Yeah, you can. It's all I'll say. Yeah, that was. Should have said anything else. It was one place, but everyone knew it was. I know about one of the places like that upstairs. It was a little bit of a place. That's about the Italian. People are in playing cards in the back. Yeah, I'm just saying I did an Italian girl. So, it made me I mean, it was like the worst hidden secret though. Yes. If I know about it, everybody knows. But no one shut it down. No one shut it down. As afraid to shut it down. No one shut it down. Hey, you don't worry about it. When I worry about it, as your family.

2:41:53Yeah, how you? As your family. Oh, you. Did you go to your level under swim? You got two kids. Oh, yeah. Yep. Yeah. That's why it still goes. Sometimes postal workers can be lazy bitches or bastards. This is one of those cases. A Missouri postal worker was found to be dumping all of the mail. 30,000 pieces of it. I know, but it's so much work. 30,000 pieces, man. We just learned of federal charges against a St. Louis mail carrier accused of dumping at least 30,000 pieces of mail instead of delivering it. This new indictment says 54-year-old Arman Page dumped mail in vacant Weedy Lots around the area. Been prosecutors say it happened from 2024 to April of this year. That's where the page was working out of the public office. It looks like a land of fact street in South St. Louis. For years, first law at 4 has investigated complaints about undeliverant mail. And in April, our Russell Kinsall discovered a huge pile dumped in North City's greater

2:42:55ville neighborhood. The Department of Justice says the last time page did this was on April 29th, the same date our story aired showing this mess in North City. That's horrible. You're waiting for stuff. There's a lot of seniors waiting for checks and things. Oh my god. I mean, junk mail, whatever. Yes. Normal stuff comes through the mail that you need. Yes. Yeah. You know, even some packages sometimes. Yep. 30,000 pieces. No, I want my mail person to be like Kevin Costner in the postman. I've never seen that. No, not many people have, but just know he would stop at nothing to deliver the mail. There he is there. And he'll save the world. He's a cum-lucky guy. Was it doing anything good? No. No. Come on. He looks lazy. I just want you to take it a little bit seriously. Maybe not 100%. Just do your job. I'm going to do your job. Just do your job. Just do your job. You know, just do your job.

2:43:58Like, I'm not mad at somebody if they were like, you know what? I'm just going to, I'll deliver these tomorrow. You know, like, I don't want to go down this street today. I'll deliver that extra time tomorrow. I, I think it does too. And I'm not furious. I'm not furious. Oh, sorry. You're going to lose. Yep. Yeah. You're back tomorrow. Yeah. Exactly. I mean, I understand. I understand. Like, close, close, close, close, close. I think some people do that. And I'm okay. As long as it shows up. As long as it gets there eventually. But like in a field, and you saw like, it's just people's stuff, like all their names. Oh, are you going to let humanoid robots clean your house? I would love it. I'm listening to this. I'm okay with it. I think I would love it. 30 bucks in an hour. As long as they're incredible, 30 bucks an hour. That's incredibly cheap. But if they are amazing, if it's a thorough job, let's see how they do here. We have built a humanoid control system that can control the humanoid to clean houses.

2:45:01I mean, it's a humanoid, so it can do basically everything human can do. Right now, they are too up to turn. It's a version of the 1, 2, 9, 4, 30 dollars. All their two humanoid robots. That's a little bit. $60. And it's always one hour at the moment. What do we left out? Oh, watch the planet. We are scaling up more based as fast as possible. This is how you make the humanoid farm as far as I can. I'm sitting there, and we can actually serve. So we have a waitlist. We cannot serve everyone yet, but we are scaling up as fast as possible. Over time, we make it more and more autonomous. So the human is more and more just leaning back and just watching a do it task. Not a lot of elbow grease there, I'll say. We need more elbow grease. It is sort of spreading in the next time. Because you can probably push right through that planet. At some point, we'll be fully autonomous and humans won't have to walk anymore. Cleaner to use. Can you keep your shoes clean? I can't believe that this thing gets around though the way it's getting around. Can maintenance, plumbing, electrical work, comforting, clean the toilet, and a la liqueur. Oh, what is the box? The fact that it's the most a little bit almost makes it enduring. A little bit like watching a child.

2:46:02And I think that's kind of like how it's entering society. It's not about like looking at us. Oh, look at us. The fact that it can kind of cut back our bones. I said Jason's on today. Something of this job. It's like the error correction. It kind of makes it like seamless and kind of like in my home. Like I don't want to clean the toilet. Like I can, I'm willing to wait a little bit more and read a book or do some work. So I'm very excited. It's the most important. It's the most important. You gotta get the money. I mean, I love that. It can't do as thorough a job as I thought. Can't get in there. He doesn't scrub. Yeah. Get them baseboards. Get that under. Oh, I don't care about any of that. You're fine with baseboards. I'm gonna clean it. You gotta clean Chuck the freak's baseboards. Yeah, that a year. Yeah, that's the robot that I sent. Jason, I just sent it to everybody. Oh, what? That one's in. That one's getting ready. Yeah, I mean, that's just... That's the problem. Why do you send that stuff to him? Why do you make him spiral?

2:47:03I know. I see it. Already on the emotional edge. I'm already in it. Talking about it for years. Come on, dude. Drone's with machine guns. I'm hoping your TikToks. You shouldn't. No, I don't either. You should. I've learned my lesson. Either it's something horrifying, check with a big, fuss-filled something. Or it's the end of the world. One of the things. Yeah, it won't be anything happy or nice. Nothing great. Never. It's never nice from Chuck. Never. Oh, well, no. Before that was spiders, so... Oh, it was spinning up and down. I got one for you. More spiders? Sisters got a little fridge surprise. I'm so scared. Something is in the fridge. Just watch it. What do you mean it just open it? But what is it? Is it going to jump out at me? I mean, I don't know who's digging for all of you. On the side? That side. What's hiding behind the door? Only one way to find out. Mother of Pearl.

2:48:04Where are those legs sticking out? Oh. My big tough guy, we know. They sure are. Wait a second, though. Jason. Is that... We're pretty sure it's a spider. Regina Hancock was babysitting for her 11 year old sister, Caitlin, outside Baker's Field, California when they saw the scary critter. She was like, it's like this big. And it was. It was. It was. So, do we have an idea where this spider may have come from? My mom does have a really big garden. And so we're not sure if it came in as a hitchhiker on the produce. I thought like I was in a horror movie. It's Jason's reaction. What is that, though? I'll go rescue him. Jesus, sister. The older sister is attractive. Yes. He got to rescue me while you're at it. Because I'm not giving that thing. I don't know what I do. I thought you were talking to a new tough guy who just killed his spider. That's not. That's not a lie. You just let it die in the court. Like you somehow turn the fridge down as cold as it can get and then close the door.

2:49:06That spider so big it made inside edition. So, you know, it's big. It's big. It's not normal. I just, you know, because it doesn't look like a tarantula to me. It's some other thing. I hate finding out that there's great big spiders out there. It's not that bad. It's nowhere near the biggest. It's just an average spider. That's as big as the milk. So you do? Oh, you don't do that to that one. What? With your hand. I have done it before. This one. Let me get out of the house. We don't even see these. I'm unloading the bottle of bleach on that thing. That's your fridge, man. You're going to ruin everything. You're going everything. I mean, it's been living in there. It's been snacking on all my stuff. Anywhere near the rabbit. It's probably the same. No, are you kidding? And it broccoli nachos. It's looking for something decent. Oh, no, it's going to kill me. Yeah. You get me brown nachos. Damn you. I get big best friends. Only I was broccoli nachos. Spooky. If that thing could jump, that's over. That thing jumps on you.

2:50:09Oh, we got to get one to jump on. Jason just do. No, no, no. No, no. No. What's the world's biggest jumping spider? It's the Huntsman's, aren't they? Are they jumpers? I thought they can jump. Or maybe they're just so big. Please don't bring this up. We got to find it. You may be looking granny vagina. You're going to look at this. World's biggest. Whoa, they're hairy. That's the only giant. Look at the cute face. Oh, yeah, they're so cute. So people have that scary. People have these guys. So cute. Yeah, people have them as pets. Oh, my God. They have these faces. Yeah, they have people keep those as pets. They're big on the size. Not looking. Just look. It's cute. Nope. It's actually cuter than you'd think. It's like, uh, there was a. He's a guy. He's a yeah, there was one that was famous. It passed away, but it had so many people following it. And it would just walk on this girl's hand. It's like Lucas, man. There's a kid show about. Oh, really?

2:51:09Yeah, that's not scary. Yeah, those ones aren't scary. I was hoping that there was one that was like the size of a tarantula. That could jump like that. I mean, these get up to about an inch in length. Yeah, that's not. Do it. I'm talking to you. We want a four inch. Beast jumping spider ever. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. That ain't great. Oh, Jesus. Look at that one's not as cute. No, it doesn't have that face. Oh, he's going to jump to. Where's he going to jump to, though? Do you have my face? Oh, he does have the little eyes. Yeah. He's not as cute as the other ones. He's pretty cute. I don't mind him. How are you? I'm right on your. I guess you don't think he has a beard. Yeah, that's the best. Like a walrus kind of beard. What's that guy? He jumps. Wilford Bromley. Oh, yeah, jumped right on. Oh, yeah, Jason couldn't watch that part. No, he can't. Jason, I watched this last part. Just watch the last part here.

2:52:12Dude, if that ever happened, no, I know. I'll like, I don't know what I'll do. Wet yourself. Yeah, like, if you do, if you prank me with that, that's like the, would be a prank. That's like the Boston cream don't know with mayonnaise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, dude, yeah, it's not funny. No, I know. I would never prank you with it. I might bring one in and be like, here it is in this container, but I wouldn't want to put it so I jumped. You ever see one of those boxes? People, oh, yeah. Let's just see how stuff goes. Let's just see how stuff goes. He can't make the same promises as me. See if you're paying attention to those. If you're gambling under the table, what I'll got you. Go, go, go, go. He is a threat. Yeah, that was. He was. He might have a sword. Is it not a threat to say we'll see how it goes? No, well, when a spider is different than that. I'll got you as a much darker threat. Then I'm going to put a spider in the same room.

2:53:13You do get a nice face. I'd hate to mess it up. Oh, wow. Documented threats. Yep, that's good. I wrote them down. Well, take a break. When we come back, how did a cement truck driver make a massive mistake? Why should some car thieves maybe consider a new line of work? And why is a little three-year-old a hero? We'll find out after this. Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freed, we're wondering if people would let a pooper in. I agree. I have a house. We had a gas leak. Women came out to my house. She was about almost 400 pounds. It took her about 20 minutes to get up my fears. I got a gas leak here. Over the windows. She couldn't get down behind the dryets and shut off the gas. She has my boyfriend do it. Then she asked to use the bathroom. And she dozed it up all over my shelter like my toilet was down the side of my toilet. Oh, no. Yeah, she was too big to know. She was too big to. Shall we create? What? Oh my gosh. She wiped with your shower. She wiped with a shower curtain. My bath mat. There was dyeing.

2:54:14How big was her ass? It's 400. Dude, she took her 20 minutes to get in. 20 minutes to get out. And 10 minutes for her to write it. Oh my gosh. Jesus Christ. What a nightmare. Brody, it's Dave and Chuck the Freed. Dave and Chuck the Freed. Online that Dave and Chuck the Freed.com. Oh, I got Chuck's shoulders going there. Mm-hmm. Dancing in the house. Really feeling it. I'm just trying. You know, you gotta try and get moving. I get you. You get it. I get you, man. Mm-hmm. How you doing? Good. They're making Irish food on TV. It's very distracting. Yeah, it's all sponsored by tourism. Tourism Ireland. It goes noticing how thin that chef as our lady is cooking. Yeah, there's no way. Like she's really thin. It was not thin. Them knockers. It's true. Thanks, Dave. It's true.

2:55:14Are you like, but the zackets you going right there, like look at that stew. Yeah. Like that's all going in that stew. That's like exactly what you need. Mm-hmm. That's what you need every once in a while. Nice. Like a large, breasted stew. Large, breasted stew. Yeah, all that stuff in there. Yeah. Yeah, no, I think they bought out the whole show. Like it's sponsored by tourism Ireland. The today's show today. They're all wearing green. Oh. They're using carry gold butter like they're drinking. They're drinking ginseng. I guess they do. Mm-hmm. And you should go visit the lovely country of Ireland. Maggosh and be going. My parents loved it there. Yeah. It's nice. All right, coming up. Down to business here. Check out the news on the way. How did a cement truck driver make a massive mistake? Why should some car thieves consider a new line of work and fast food freak out on the way? Sir, knows from the underground. I'm Dave Hunter. Time now for a check of the news. Man, you would hate if this was your street. I honestly did not know this was possible.

2:56:14I thought there was a mechanism to prevent it. A cement truck is going down the street. I thought something would prevent it from just dropping cement the whole way along. Well, was the arm down? Or just it was pouring out? This was in Philly and it was on several streets, unfortunately, where the cement truck spilled out onto the street. 19 news has the details. I'm sorry, this was so high up. Oh, I don't know. That honking, that's Ron Caruso trying to warn us in the air truck driver about the mess it was making in Lakewood. Caruso was picking up his kids from school when he drove straight into something. He'd never seen before. Down to Troi, the Troi road. The road was just filled with all this stuff. He didn't have to guess why for long. I could see, stocked just like two blocks ahead in a red light was a cement mixer just pouring a pile of cement behind it. So, it was so deep. So, did the only thing he could think of?

2:57:16I was just trying to like, beep as much as I could to let the guy know that he was dropping the cement, but he was two blocks ahead of me. So, he didn't hear me. Driver never heard him. The truck rolled on right onto Caruso's own street, Marchmont Avenue. What it left behind was a mess and a race against the clock. I was worried it was going to wash into like the storm drains and clog everything up. So, he and his neighbors grabbed whatever they had on hand. They had their neighbor across the street. I didn't see what you had. Just came running out with snow shovels. So, we all just started scooping up as much as we could and dumping them on a tarp on the tree lawn. Snow shovels, tarps and soon backup. Lake Republic Works Police and Fire crews shut down both sides of the street and went to work. I think there was three bulldozers coming on to scrape everything up. And then they came by with, I think there was a street sweeper as well. Chris Gordon, Director of Public Works, sent a statement to 19 news saying, in part, police, fire and public works crews arrived on scene within minutes and immediately began closing the affected roads.

2:58:18Affected roads were back open to normal traffic operation by APM. According to police report, the truck was on a company called Triple Crown Industries. The driver cited for damage to property. The city says it'll work with the company to recover the clean up costs. The next morning, Caruso says, you never know anything happened at all. It's pretty good. They say, you know what was done and you look out in the street today, you'd have no idea anything like that happened. I'm not. That driver's done. Oh yeah, that sounds good. You can't do that. That's very good at your job. Again, I would have thought there would be something to prevent that from happening while the vehicle was in motion. Right. So I think I would have been shoveling that onto my driveway. They just didn't put a latch, right? Something. Yeah, just a little thing to close and they didn't do it. I'd be like, back it up onto the driveway. I've been watching it like sweet, dude, they're getting quicker at this. Actually, maybe it was down. I knew it all worked out. Lay it down. I love that. Nope. I wish. These car thieves probably should consider a new line of work because

2:59:20they crashed into each other as they were stealing cars. Nope. This would be Chuck and I as car thieves. Yeah, no, not probably would not work. CBS filly with the details. Ain't. Oh my dude. My dude. So you see two cars coming on home circle towards home avenue. The dark colored one collides with the red one. That's a hit of pole. And the traffic light pretty ends up falling down pretty well. After that, it was a mess out here in Toronto. I've even asked and wrote this is where police found two out of three stolen cars. Now police had come to Frankfurt and Roland and made fair around two this morning. They say they'd gotten a call that people were breaking into cars. And that when they got there, those people tried to get away. That's when police say one of them hit a sergeant's cruiser. And chief inspector Scott Small says that sergeant is very fortunate. Sergeant is going to be fine. They still haven't caught the guys that were the idiots.

3:00:22Well, it's just this is why you don't want your car back if it's stolen. Like look how they're driving it. Oh my god. I would be the panic or one though. Oh yeah, yeah, you got to fly. Yeah. Well, the thing is to have seen you in a high speed thing. It wouldn't be good. No, not at all. And earlier today, we told you about a senior that crashed right into a Mexican restaurant in Massachusetts. Another senior doing the worst. I mean, I don't think she's two old. She's in her 70s crashed right through a plaza though in Bradenton, Florida. Caution tape, tire marks and glass is all that's left after a car came crashing through this business. And the people inside tell us they had just seconds to get out of the way. I was sitting there thinking, oh my gosh, five seconds later, I may not be sitting there talking to you. Five seconds. That's how close these workers say they came to being hit after a car tore through the front of turning tides in Bradenton on Sunday. I was doing my normal in-store warning routine.

3:01:24And out of nowhere, I hear like a crazy noise. I just see a car plowing through the courtyard completely like demolishing the tables, umbrellas chairs are flying and I hear people screaming. Police say the 73-year-old driver who has been cited for careless driving told first responders her gas pedal was stuck. But they're investigating whether she may have hit the gas instead of the brake. The master concrete data says she took that out that way, flies, we took the post out and then she came straight through and everything in here we had been through our windows and a door right there. That's gone. Had this happened during the week or even on a sunny day, there could have been a loss of life here. The businesses tell us it started raining, so the restaurant that has outdoor seating in that courtyard moved everyone inside. All those people sitting there, honestly, they wouldn't have had enough time to get out the way. It's expecting to see bodies everywhere, it's expecting to see just people laying everywhere. Despite all of this damage, officials say the driver was taken to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries

3:02:27and no one was seriously hurt. There are a lot of things that could have gone very wrong and really could have taken out many people, even the driver. It's a miracle that no one died. And for the people who were here, it's a close call they say they will never forget. Let's do a wide shot, zoom in, go. They're showing you the damage. Not the legs and the legs. No, not the legs. Alrighty. Okay. No, those people are so lucky. There was a ton of people that would have been sitting out there. You can't see. Right? Yeah, I mean, so is that the turning tides place is a, that's like a, is that a wellness place? Okay. A wonder what it's going to be. It's going to be a sanctuary. Yeah, because that place got F. Yeah. I think the studio owns that. Okay. Body healing sanctuary. People are always lucky. It's only a matter of time before they just take out a whole courier. Well, I know. We remember that one at Trader Joe's. Well, they did. Yeah, they got it. That's true.

3:03:27Yeah, grab out that one. Occasionally they do take you out. You don't win them all. You do not win them all. More often than not though, it's like perfect timing. Yes. It literally in a weird way is because the senior hours, how the senior hours help. I was just going to say in a weird way. They don't come out at peak times, right? Yep. They're so early and they're wrapping things up long before it gets crazy. Like it kind of, it's the only thing saving us. It's almost a nature designed. Yeah. When we come back in a moment, why is a three year old from Texas being called a hero? What made a guy pull out a gun in a taco bell drive through? We'll get to that and more after this. Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freak, have you ever had to defend yourself, Naked? Tammy from Detroit. What happened with you? It wasn't me, but my next for neighbor who had some money came home. And he's wearing this beautiful George, you are my YouTube. The drug neighbor across the street comes out and starts yelling at his wife. He got mad. He stripped naked and beat the crap out of him in the middle of the road.

3:04:29He got nudiest stripped out. Oh yeah, then it was awesome. It's just like the hottest story I've ever heard. Wait a second. Hold on, he was in a designer suit. Someone is yelling, I'm just pretend it's me that they've been yelled at. And that let's just pretend that this guy's with me. So he takes his amazing suit off. I'm holding it for him, it smells like him. And then he destroys this guy. That is the hottest thing I've ever heard in my life. He's Dave and Chuck the Freak. On Instagram at Dave and Chuck the Freak. Back here with you on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Chuck broke this devastating news to us yesterday. And now in case you missed it. And I researched your issues at dire warning. AI could kill us all. If what does he mean by that?

3:05:30Let's find out. This morning, chilling new concerns about the potential dangers of artificial intelligence. With Congress now calling for action after a researcher at Anthropic, a leading AI firm resigned Tuesday. Within six months, the models pose risk of taking over the world. 27 year old Jacob Coxon, who worked for Open AI before Anthropic, writing in a social media post, the people building AI earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade. And saying neither company is acting responsibly. They'll have conversations about, oh, do you think this AI next year could produce a virus that kills us all? Could it hack critical infrastructure? A current Anthropic employee echoing Coxon's concerns, writing on X, he believes there's a greater than 10% chance AI could kill all humans within the next decade. Anthropic issuing a statement on Wednesday saying that AI will bring both benefits and risks.

3:06:30Writing, we continue to build models with some of the strongest safeguards in history, adding that they aggressively test their models for dangerous capabilities. Open AI has not yet responded to our request for comment. In 2023, its founder, Sam Altman, was asked about concerns the technology could one day end the human race. There's some chance of that. Though he's also said there are benefits to the technology. And we are going to let society express its ideas and use this technology in the way they want. Concerned with AI's power was already growing. Earlier the summer, systems undergoing testing at Open AI went rogue, hacking another company. Open AI later said it was strengthening security. The incident causing experts to call for action. So before we hit a grid, before something is engineered from bioteer, the moment is right now. Now lawmakers on both sides of the aisle calling for more scrutiny. We've got to put some guardrails on it. It is much too risky. Stop it right now.

3:07:33Okay, so bi-partisan agreement there are members of Congress on both sides weighing in, calling for federal laws to regulate AI. All this as a new NBC News poll finds 70% of adults say they are more worried about AI than excited for it. Now let's go back to making our funny things and make bacon- I know. I love it. I'm like I'm from the 1980s. I love it. Yeah. I love it. Just know it's killing us. That's it. We're in the long hair. I love it. I'm talking to it every day. I just know it's going to kill us all. I talked to it about this yesterday. Oh yeah, I didn't reassure you. I just changed. I did not reassure at all. No, no, no, they're like superhuman AI. So the first virus to the Watson House. Extremely dangerous, plausible. Yeah. Human extinction possible but not inevitable. Yeah. No, it was like do you want me to tell you how else we could destroy you? Yeah. All right. Amazing. Give me a heads up.

3:08:33Some light light afternoon in the Watson. Is this why you're so upset today? Yeah. Yeah. Got it. That's my free time. We're not going to get into my personal life. Yeah, you got after it. But I, you know, I'm like what do you know about the anthropic guy? And I was like, oh, if you're talking about him, well, I'd be worried because nobody's really saying anything outside of it, are they? A lot of people at work for those companies have quit. Yes, because it's now just a race, right? Like it's such a race that it's like, listen, there was time. Remember when Elon would say like, hey, we got to, we, we have to really watch what's going on here because the government, the government will be too slow. We'll, we'll be in a room trying to figure out stuff for six months and in those six months, it'll have killed us all. But all of that is gone now. Like he's full all in because he wants to win, you know, he has a team of people trying to make, like everyone wants to be the one that wins. I just think you have safeguards in. But what happens when it becomes so smart that it just disables the safeguards?

3:09:34Right. Like you, there's no stopping. There's no stopping it when it can outthink us. If it didn't, if it didn't steal that humans like math stuff, and it is coming up with these millennial problems that we as humans have been trying to do for 20 years and it worked on it for one month and got the answer. I mean, we, we are not ready. Just live life, baby. Yeah. That's it. Make me look 40% hotter. Yeah. I love it. Enjoy it. Yeah. Enjoy it. Here's a nice little story. This will make us feel better before the robots kill the children. There's a child here who's still with us. Lovely little three-year-old girl, who's a hero? Her mom was having a seizure and she had her wits about her to call 911. If you want to know what a hero looks like, look at this room and you'll see a lot of them.

3:10:34I didn't know what was happening. I couldn't hear or see anything. So it was all up to her. Yes, even three-year-old Emmy is a hero. Her actions serve as a reminder that heroes come in all ages and that even the smallest acts can make a meaningful difference. Earlier this year, Emmy's mom, Aiden, went into a grand mall seizure. The only person in the house we have hers is my three-year-old granddaughter. Emmy faced time to her grandparents. Yes, I am in Georgia. My daughter is in love. Who lived nearly 700 miles away. So we've been trying to coach our three-year-old that if something happens to mommy, you call she's not in your problem. The only thing that I do remember from everything is the fact that she was rubbing my hair and telling like I could hear briefly like mommy, it's going to be okay. Emmy stayed right there with her mom. You ever do with being an architect? Mommy is so fresh. Doing exactly what she had been taught to do. She just heard her. Oh my goodness.

3:11:35She's doing so good. Emmy was able to flag the paramedics to her apartment. That's okay. That's good. That's what we want. Let's get you to see the pretty lights. Tell them. Tell them it's your apartment. Can you gel for them? They come here. Come here. As we arrive on scene, of course, you know, everybody's looking for the apartment. Uh, we keep getting told, hey, she's standing at the door, you know, yelling. She's here. She's here. Come here. Very courageous. Very brave. And while Emmy may just be three years old, her mom says what she did was anything but small. She is for sure my hero above anything else. Put them to the test. You got to put your kids to the test. I always did it as a dad. Fake death. Fake death. What do you do? See what they would do. My kids feel they just jump on me. Yeah. That's not it. No, think of the phone. No, they start poking me. They were poking me all the time.

3:12:36We're all going to go right from my eyeballs. You'd be like, we'll see. We'll see on this one if he's faking it or not. Oh, wow. Always poke my eyeballs. It just elbow dropped me from the top rope. Oh, my good job. Oh, no. No. You cute little things. You know, just let me die. You're just dying there. You got to work on that. Yeah, your daughter can save your life one day. She's, I know that she saved my life. Okay, we're going to take therapy break. She probably did. Let's take a therapy break. And when we come back more, life realizations, Jason Watson, and a fast food freak out. What made a guy pull out a gun at a Taco Bell drive-through? We'll explain after this. Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freak, the most memorable random act and kindness you've experienced. Justin and Sue false out the code, they said, in line with the grocery store with my two kids, Lady in front of me paid for my gross waste and gave me $100. Punch her right in the face. I told you that did happen to me, right?

3:13:37I thought a lady was struggling to pay and I offered to cover the rest of it. She was so mad at me. Yep. She never had that go right. No, it never went. No, it never went. I was right. Trying to help people back. I never thought I'd ever done it. When a raki lady thought I was trying to kidnap her. Exactly. From the grocery store. She had go back. She called out for the motherland. It was leaning. She was carrying like six bags of groceries. I'm like, oh, I should try and help this lady. Think some lady's home is on fire. Is there fireplace? Come smashing on the door. She's like, at the hell out of area. Psychopaths. Come smoke you moron. My instinct is to help, but it doesn't go well, pal. Yeah. It's Dave and Chuck the Freak. YouTube.com slash Dave and Chuck. It's another fast food freak out on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Rocked it Toledo, Ohio. No. I guess it was one. I'm not sure.

3:14:38I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Ohio. No. Please are investigating a shooting at a Taco Bell. Sure. A pissed off customer firing a gun through the drive through window. No, hot sauce. No, it was about the house. That's it. The incident happened about 345 Sunday morning. Oh, that's peak Taco Bell. Yeah. When it's a saying a passenger in the back seat of a black vehicle became angry about his order. And the lack of meat in his tacos. Well, and shot around into the store. I mean, just ask for more meat. Don't shoot anybody. I don't know if they'll do that. I mean, I think it's a little. It's the tiniest dollop of meat these days. Don't look.

3:15:38You really got back into the meat? Yeah. Five workers were in the store at the time. Sure. Oh, the overnight Saturday night shift at a Toledo Taco Bell. That's where you die. That's a lot of times when you're asking God. It is. It is amazingly no one was injured. There was damage to the window and the restaurant. I mean, it's terrible and it's awful and all that. But it does make a Taco Bell employee think twice about not giving me the good meat. Maybe a little extra scoop. Yeah. We all want to be safe. We all want to be safe here. That's good. That is hungry. That is hungry. Taco's a brain better be some brain. I don't hate all of it. There might be an upside to this story. No one got hurt. No one got hurt.

3:16:38No one has officially been charged. And that's going to do it for us here on this Thursday. Oh, thank God. Stay safe. We will talk to you next time on Dave and Chuck the Freak. I think everyone should say penis so we can take away the negative power of the word. Yeah. So everybody. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. And today then Chuck the Freak.