Thursday, September 3rd 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

0:00It's Thursday and coming up here on Davin's Shep the Freak. We start by talking about some acts that count as cheating. And Ryan is crossing the line. Oh no. What sign does an old lady wanna put up after a bobcat got into her house? Oh yeah. We'll get into that. We play hot or not the lady diddler edition. The math never lies. There's a female serial pooper on the loose. A thong thief on the loose. Can you blame him? And Ryan reveals his stripper undy collection. Yeah. Dry, humping ends a football season. As it does. There's a big shocker with red bikini girl. And Jason reveals what he says anytime he's horny. Oh god. There's an ennemic kit you can buy. Got one. And a badass store clerk that is way more badass than most of us would ever be. Of course.

1:00We'll get to that and more coming up. Good morning, Dave. Wow, you're in a good mood today. It's summertime. But you hate the heat. You hate the sun. You hate happy people. Yeah, but it's freezer pop season. Oh, well then you're gonna love Firework Freeze 5-hour energy. It's got bold, cherry lime and blue raspberry flavor with zero sugar. Now that's my kind of summer. Ignite your taste buds with Firework Freeze 5-hour energy. Available now at 5hourenergy.com or Amazon. Awesome. I'm setting my alarm to snooze until Labor Day. Now you still have to come to work tomorrow. No. Dave in Chuck the Freak. E-mail at Dave in Chuck the Freak.com. Hi. Dave in Chuck the Freak with you. It is the 3rd of September, a Thursday morning. Thanks for being with us.

2:02You can watch us as well if you'd like. Dave in Chuck the Freak.com slash live is how you do that. Got an email from a listener we've been talking about. But with the past couple of days, Amazon drivers making weird deliveries, opening people's doors and stuff. Listeners sent us videos of a driver trying to get into their house. I think just by mistake, the dog came out, chased him back to the van. Got another one here from a listener in Germany. Said, hey, they're a long time listener. You're talking about delivery drivers come into people's houses. I had to share this story. We're stationed in Germany. We have a super old house. Our entire yard is fenced in with two gates. We have a garage door with a letter box out front, but no house door on the outside of the fence. So a lot of delivery people come inside the fence to drop the package at the door. But that's our yard and patio. We'll be out there with our dogs hanging out. And here comes a delivery guy. That's awful. Anyway, one day we're inside a here in Knock.

3:03I go to answer the door for a delivery and our 17 pound chug. Pug. And I guess what it says, chug. Okay. Maybe it's something mixed. Snuck by me to say hello to the guy. Tail wagon happy. The guy freaked out. Yeah. Well, yeah. So I leave the doorway trying to get the chug. Yeah. So it wasn't a misprint. When the 70 pound, our 70 pound golden also comes bouncing outside to say hello. A chug is a chihuahua on a pug mix. There you go. Okay. And never heard of that before. I have not. No. Okay. Through the packages ran past me into my house. Oh, no. And locked me out of my own house. What? So now I'm outside with the dogs. He's inside with my kids and husband. And I'm standing there in shock. I took my dogs around to the other door to let them in while my husband came down and meets

4:07the guy in our foyer. We get him out of the house. He just kept saying, nine, nine. Like, no, no. Yeah. I did try to apologize. But afterwards I was like, that was nuts. We didn't report him or anything because I think he saw my giant golden and just panicked. Oh, panics over a gold. I guess some people are a lot of people are afraid of dogs. I know. No matter what breed it is, they don't realize. I guess. But a golden, they're going to kiss you. Yeah. I mean, that's the last one. I have to worry about it. I will lick you to death. Yeah. Just had to share. We didn't report him or anything. Locking me out of my house though was crazy. That is crazy. Yeah, that's weird. Can't weird happen. I can't even imagine that happening. It's panic. It's the, yeah, it's the dog panic. It's just panic. Yeah. Yeah. That was to do. If someone had was like a beekeeper, maybe that's not the job for you. No, because there's a lot of dogs. You're going to encounter dogs a lot of us. And a lot of European yards are like that.

5:07They have their yard in the front, right? That's your backyard. Where they hang out. Where you hang out? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Amazon people usually will give a bone, which is nice to Douglas. Oh, do they? Yeah. Yeah. They'll leave it on the packages. I guess they hear him, see him at the door. Sure. So trying to bribe him. Yeah. Yeah. Keep it down in there. Keep it down. Yeah. I didn't think it any sees the bone. And he's like, we got to open the store up. No, little Jamison. He's got two paws up on the door. Get the phone here. Yeah. Get the phone here. No, no bones are going to help him. No, so nothing. You can't. I mean, if we open the door and the person came in, he'd be like, fine. Yes, hello. All right. Oh, like, because you're obviously alone. It's threat level midnight. Yeah. Like everything is under attack. Yeah, I don't know how this delivery driver be afraid of a chug. Yeah, Archlaw was like the scared of everything.

6:08It's the time that can be to though. Well, sure, they're going to bark. They're going to say, it's all little. Yeah. Yeah. I've never seen one. No. I mean, maybe I passed one and never didn't know it was a chug. Some of them are cute. I feel like I've seen. I just guess I didn't know that's what it was. They look like they've got that pug mouth, you know? Yeah. Yeah. But it's a little extended out. Yeah. That's cute. I like that. I love dogs with messed up teeth. You've got a little microstrihan. I think dogs with messed up teeth are so cute. Oh. Oh, they dropped. Oh, man. Yeah. I'm old. I'm old. There's a dog. There's a dog at the shelter that I want to adopt. So bad. I'm not going to, but he's got like a messed up jaw and he's so cute. Oh, sideways. Like it goes sideways in his teeth are out.

7:10So I guess I'm like, you dog. Yeah. I'm like, oh, man. I can't get messed up teeth now. You'd have a couple of removed. Oh. Oh, just got like this. This just looks, I'm like, I'm sorry, but you just look messed up. Oh, you look messed up. Yeah. Jamison's lost a couple teeth through the years, but we got a pretty decent spot. He's just started this weird thing where he just, he, their internal clock is crazy because he gets fed at noon and 6 p.m., right? Right. Like 559. He's on. He's going like, all right. Let's get it. Yeah, it's time. Really good, though. No, it's wild. No, but it's like Douglas is like always an hour to sometimes an hour to half hour before. Oh, okay. He just starts. He's got a couple minute window. I'm like, I don't understand this dog's internal clock. It's incredible. But, and now he'll just sit and he'll give it like a smile. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I didn't do that. Oh, good boy. Oh, yeah. Oh, really good boy. How about we go over there?

8:11Well, that's good. But it's something he's just started in the basketball weeks. Like I'm trying to figure something out. I'm getting the smile. And when he's like, he's all, look at this smile. I'm going to do something and give me some food. Don't figure out what works. Yeah. Like what gets steady? He's getting off this cow. Oh, a smile looking. Hey there. Yeah, no, like Tommy, he'll real, he'll, he's decided a lot of different techniques that coming up and rubbing my leg until it's so annoying that I have to get up. But what he's really realized is if he starts putting his claws and things, you know, he's like, you like this trim? Oh, no. Oh, no. And then he stops. He's like, just a couple of. And then I get up right away. Because I don't want my trim old. And it's all right. It's too late. They figure it out. Douglas just hands me a paw. He's like, when he wants like a snack or something. Oh, yeah. He's my paw. Because I'm always like, give me your paw. And then he learned that and he's like, well, this will work. Yeah, exactly. Give her a paw.

9:11Yeah. Give me whatever I need. But he's saying right on. I get all the food and treats. Words every time. I'm wasting time. Here's the buzz. Let's go. Let's go. We don't have much to discuss. Yeah. There's the paw you like. Okay. You know what I'm after. Well, how do I get? And you know what you're going to do? You're going to get up and give it to me. Got the email from a listener as well. Came into email at Dave and Chuck the Freak.com. Says, so I have a legit question for you guys. I remember hearing a listener say, no sit. No tip. Like if they don't sit down at a restaurant, they won't tip. Yes. And I was holding true to the statement while putting an order in online for pickup at Cracker Barrel. Yes, Cracker Barrel. Okay. I proceeded to order and put no tip when prompted and went to pick it up. And I arrived at Hell Strong. I was sent to the pickup line where an old, and I mean really old lady with purple streaks in her hair, proceeds to barely walk my food out while struggling to carry a two-person order.

10:13Things ingreet me with, hey baby. Oh, yeah done. We're done. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. And older woman can have. Is your tip? I felt guilty enough to pull out a $20 bill and act like I forgot to tip online and ask if she could break a 20 so I could leave a $5 tip. My question for you guys is was she a plant that I get guilt tripped into tipping. Did Cracker Barrel just hustle the hell out of me? I don't think that Cracker Barrel has it in too. have come up with a plan. I agree with you. I agree with you. I agree with you. I'm going to manipulate you with some lady Sam baby with purple hair. I don't think so. No, that just was. I think that universe making things difficult. It's really funny to think that cracker barrel would do that. Okay, get out the lot. This guy didn't tip get out the lot. That's how I think about most things. And then I always have to be reminded out dumb. Everyone is. Yeah. You know, where I'm like, you know, they could be doing all this on purpose. Try it. It's like dude, we're surrounded by dumb people.

11:14Hold on. I mean, I only go to cracker barrel about once every year or two, you know, on a road trip. But I don't know if I've noticed if they have like old people, greeters like Walmart. I think it must depend on the place. I don't know if that's like a. It depends. It must. Yeah. I don't know if this person's even a greeter. They're just working the. Host stand. Like the. If they have a carry out section. They don't. They get check in stand and then they have like a cashier where you go pay for all your goods from the general store. Right. So she's something to do with something there then. I was assuming like the host stand. Yeah, but if you're getting around like the crypt keeper, you're not really going to be hosting people to their tables. I mean, we got stuff to do, you know. We got to get people to see. Maybe not going one mile. Maybe she was at the cash register. Maybe that I've never done pick up from cracker barrels. I have no idea. Maybe you go to the cash register to do your pick up order. Possibly, but he cracked.

12:15Yeah. Oh, I'm. I don't. I don't. I crack every single time I crack. It's hard when you're face to face with people sometimes. And the baby. And baby will get me. Baby. How will a baby get you? It melts my heart. Oh, how? Hey, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. It's like a literal baby. I'm just giving you my wallet. Yeah. There's a lot of my money. It's hard to be nice. Some people think that's condescending. A woman being nice. If a woman's calling me sweetie or baby or honey. If you do that in New Orleans all the time, everyone does it. It's like everywhere you go. So it's just part of the culture. Right. That's how they talk. You know, I love Southern hospitality. Yeah. So that gets me to. You call me sweetie or baby. Yeah, not a real baby. No, no. I'm going to go over to the baby. Why do you have a baby? Send a baby out. How's a baby going to get my food? Sorry, baby. I'm like a lady holding a baby. Like, oh, Jesus. No, you're not my kid. Sorry. No. That's a real kind of tipkitter though. Wouldn't you think like I couldn't get a sitter or something.

13:17So she's like holding a baby working. Such the salt. Yeah. Stuff. Like, did that baby go anywhere near my food? Did he touch it at all? Did he throw up in it? Babies are dirty. Keep your baby out of here. I was telling Chuck and Lisa about this yesterday. I was really tempted by this new incredible toothbrush. Oh god. There we go. Until I saw the price of it. Oh, I think it's gone today. I'm so glad that you're not. No, because it's all the reason I thought of him immediately when I saw it. Yeah. I am a sucker. I'm talking about it. Hey, I'm a sucker for technology and B, I'm a sucker for a crazy toothbrush. You guys know that. Nice. This is all this brand does. It looks for Dave's. Mm-hmm. Dyson. They just look for Dave's. He has announced a new AI toothbrush with a tooth selfie camera that learns where the spaces are between your teeth to blast away black while you're brushing. I can't look at guarantee this technology does not really work.

14:18Here's a little L.A. Talking about it here. You've been waiting to stick an AI powered camera in your body to find out what's going on. He hasn't done that. You're in luck. Dyson now helps you clean up your mouth with a $500 toothbrush that gives you real-time feedback and helps you reach places that you can't with your little weak, mere mortal non-AI brain and hands. It's called the camera jet. It's got the usual electric style brush, but with some dyson tech. It looks like that. But what is really exciting is that there's a camera that narrows in on the gaps in between your teeth and then directs the jet of water right where you need it. I guess I don't have to do the act out. You can just look at the video next to me. That they say is where the plaque first forms dyson claims it moves. 70% more plaque than other electric toothbrushes. That's a lot. Yeah. What about a water pick? I mean, it's just the mix of both. Yeah. That's all it is. You've got to fill out that. You just save money by just getting them. I know, but Lisa, you know my life is to be like the Jetsons.

15:20So if I can eliminate one step and floss and brush at the same time, I just got to come up with a product that just doesn't do any of the stuff I claim, but I just claim it and just get as much money as I can right off the bat and then just to do the stuff it claims. No, it doesn't. No, it does not. Of course it does. It's crazy to have to like look at your teeth while you're brushing. I feel like using that camera. You don't have to. What it does is because I read all about it. If you want to look while you're brushing, you can, but you don't have to. Like I'm saying the option is like why do you need to look at your teeth? And then that's weird. Yeah. Like looking at your teeth. You're like, I don't know. I feel like I don't want to know what's. You'd be surprised and you know this Lisa is your mom working the dental industry for so long that how much of your health is tied to your health and your teeth and bacteria in there. Super important. Take care of your teeth, but you don't need $500 to brush to do that. No. No. But it's sold out.

16:20It's out of stock. Of course. It's out of stock. $500. Dude, I'm sure they didn't make very many right? Well, because these are all the same people that went and bought their vacuums. The vacuums are their blow dryers. What? They're all price blow dryers. Like come on. That's great. Or they're fans. They're house fans. They're house fans. Amber fell for the blow dryer thing a couple of years ago and I fell for it too. You know who used to that blow dryer now? Jameson. Yeah. I mean, not powerful enough for him. Not himself. But I had one. I didn't like it. This is what I'm saying. They've been going, they make a lot of claims. It's like a tornado blowing on you. No, it turns out it's not. Are you in Ryan? Are you going to follow for this Dyson camera jet electric toothbrush? No, I'm not brushing my teeth with a dildo. That's what it looks like. That's all that is. You want a penis in your mouth? Yeah. That's it. I'm wearing a C. You see penis. It looks like a penis. You look like a penis right away. Yep, right. That's where the head is.

17:21Okay, I guess I was looking at the whole thing. And then the thing squirts in your mouth? Yeah. Like you love it. I do have the Dyson fans too. I told you. And they don't, you're right. They don't work. No, I just say, I got to say a Dyson vacuum. We had one for years. Yeah, I have a shark one now and it's way back. I have a shark. It's a way back. I just have a simple shark. We've all lived the same life. Yeah, we have. We've all lived the same life. And then you're like, no, that's the one. I'm just, like, it's not, it doesn't do any of the stuff it claims. I guarantee it. It's going to try to do it, you know, what a con. But really all the things you do is just the entire time. It's just going to squirt water in your mouth. I tell you, if this had have been 200 bucks, I may have fallen for it. I may have, that's like my cut off. Yeah, you look right. Well, don't worry. They're going to, it will be 200 bucks eventually. Right now they got the $500 people. I wonder how it works for somebody like me who needs a new tooth like every six months. It's going to blow your chin right now.

18:22I'm going to be full. That can be enough memory. Yeah. I mean, like this guy's mouth keeps changing. It'll think it's like, you know, a new person every time. Someone said his day of a high tech lazy baby. I wouldn't describe it as lazy, baby. I like to multitask. So if one instead of having to floss with my water pick and then brush and then scrape, if one device could do it all, that's what I'm looking for. Let's make it more efficient. Now you can brush and get off. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Oh, you need. No, it is a way to express it. That's way overpriced. And let's see what the reason I'm just calling it when it comes out. Yeah. You know, people actually enjoy it. If it actually does get in between your teeth and get rid of plaque, like it says, it does. I guarantee Dennis will say you don't need that. You would have to be holding it on the exact perfect angle as well, like brushing your teeth on the most perfect angle of all time and not just like moving it all around.

19:23Wouldn't you have to go slow for it to see the space and then just run. Garen T you're not supposed to go fast with it. Yeah. Because it's doing all the work. It's doing all the work. You're not. Do you still have the one day with a smiley face? Yeah. Yeah. That's just like a Philip Sonic. Yeah, I think I have that one too. Yeah. Just try to don't need to. Make sure I go at least a full two minutes. And it tells me if I'm going too hard to soft. It sends me little messages. It's all right. It's good. Works for me. Yeah. I haven't had a cavity in oral b years and years and years. Oral b, I know I have better not jokes. Oral b, yep. It's me. I think it may be oral b. That's what I want of them. Mine doesn't have smiley face. Just does this job. I don't know. I'm just smiley faces came. I came with it. Yeah. Yeah. But then you just replace the, yeah, that's what I got right there. The oral oral b. Yeah, that's what I have to. Same one. It has cleaning modes, has an app. It's good.

20:24It's really good. Yeah, mine is whatever this is without an app. I don't have that. They'll do smiley face. Oh, it's just right on there, yeah. Yeah. You don't have a smiley face. It comes up like, hey, good job. Thank God. Keep brushing. Here's a helpful tip. If you're taken and you're secretly doing something behind your partners back other than a surprise for them, then it's probably cheating. A new survey has a ranking of 10 acts that should count as cheating, at least according to most people. Hands-ups. Hands-ups definitely make the list. Keeping an ongoing text conversation with someone of the opposite sex. Yeah. 41% of people agree that's cheating. Probably not. I could never. I can't imagine one of our female friends me having a text chain just with them. No. Even if I have to reach, one of our friends also does insurance for us and stuff, right?

21:24So I had to message her. I copy Amber on the email or text just to be like, just, I don't know. It's like a weird thing. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. I do like, hey, we need this. Take care of. Yeah, I don't. So there's never any secret communication with anyone. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's just the way I do it. Yeah. I can see that. Talking with one person laid into the night while hiding it from your partner. Come on. Yeah, it's all cheating. Literally cheating. Yeah. Yeah. Totally cheating. Maintaining a dating app profile just to look for validation. Can't do that. I mean, I should have do that. I can't say it. It's not cheating. Like it's not really cheating. But at the same time, how are you going to prove to me that you, you are not actively really looking or meeting people on this thing? But are you dating? No, they're like, you want someone to pump your tires?

22:27Yeah, you tell us. I get it. But I've been married like seven years. If I still had an active Tinder profile, just like out there swiping, that's not okay. That's not okay. Crazy. And you wouldn't be fighting jessies. No, she was on Tinder. I mean, we're getting divorced tomorrow. Right. You're on Tinder for what? Yeah, exactly. Right. Oh, just to feel good about myself. Yeah, well, how are you going to prove to me in my brain now that you aren't meeting people when you say you're working like? I mean, if she just randomly downloaded Snapchat out of nowhere, I'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Yeah, if I just do Snapchat on Amber's phone, I'd be like, huh? Right. That's a weird one to just get on all of a sudden. Right. Keeping someone in your phone under a fake name. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Why else? Of course, it's all cheating. Why is there a fake name? Why is there a fake name? Yeah, because if someone saw it, they would be what the heck's going on.

23:31The leading messages so your partner won't see them cheating because what else would it be for? Well, maybe I used to get in trouble with this all the time. Why would you do that? I mean, I like deleting stuff after a while. I hate just a lot of random people. Yeah. I still delete. Like, after I'm done talking to you, I'll delete our text conversation. All right, right away. Yeah, right away. Yeah. I've always done it. But when I first started dating my wife, she was like, what are you doing deleting your messages every time? Oh, it does look good. On the beginning. Yeah, you don't know. But now she just knows I'm a psychopath. Yeah. You know what, Ryan? I'll say, I go back into my message just so many times. But like, oh, what did they say? I do too. I save it for a bit. What was that? I just found out you could pin conversations like two months ago. Really? You just found out that? Blue, my mind. Good thing I'm here. I'm here talking about it. Yeah, I don't need your talks. I don't need your talks. I can talk. Yeah. I have a family on the top. Like, when he's at the top, you know, scroll down to find people.

24:33I see, look, it's like Amber, Aiden, Zane. Yeah. Yeah. No idea you could do that. Yeah. Yeah. You can do that. Yeah. My wife's showing up. Oh, I was like, oh, I was like, game pin him and they're always at the top. I haven't done an update in months. I don't know. I don't update anything. Yeah, it's right at the top. My kid's my family. And then I have like, you know, all the family, Amber and Zane, Amber and Aiden. Kind of lets me know. It's organized. Yeah. I'm always like, what the hell? To me, the farther I have to scroll down to find a name, I realize, I need to reach out to that. I should probably talk to my son. You know, because there'll be like 10 other things in front of them. Yeah. You know, or like my mom will get pretty low. And I'm like, ooh, bring her back to the top. Yeah. Bring you back up there. Kind of keeps me straight. No one texted us from Nova Scotia, Canada saying how she go and A. I've had a best friend that's female for over 25 years. We chatted all the time. No feelings or anything.

25:33Just friends. That can't be considered cheating, right? Well, there's a lot of people that there's a debate on that, right? I mean, it depends on how you feel. Like I wouldn't like it. And you know, I wouldn't be cool. But we just always knew that in the relationship. My relationship. But some people are okay with that. As long as your lady knows that you're chatting with this woman and, you know, like keeping it a secret would be the cheating part. That's what I think too. You know, email connections. Well, like Jesse, his male friends that she's known for a very long time. Right. And the hot guy is on the street with her. Yeah. You know, she's just banging guys. I've known them for a long time. So they, I don't know when they talk or whatever. Do you have any female friends? I know that they do. No, I don't have any friends. I got her in you guys. Yeah. Yeah. We don't have to get in all that way. That's not, no, no. Why do you think I'm trying to go out to lunch with you guys? That's not okay. Oh, wow. Oh, no. You have any female friends you'd talk to, Ryan? Uh, yeah.

26:33I mean, there's this one. I've talked about that girl who like hold my hand walking from like bar to bar when we're hanging out with my wife. Right. That is. Is she your friend or your wife's friend? She was like my wife. Well, we all like went to a middle school and high school together. So we all know each other. But I talked to her like with when I painted my kids while I talked to her for like an hour, text them back and forth. She was asking me about it. She's just cool. Yeah. People love me guys. I can't help it. I mean, that's how I was. How does your wife feel? She's fine with hands with another lady, dude. That looks like you are, you're a thrupple. No, no, no, my wife doesn't care. That's amazing. That's good. I can never imagine holding hands with another woman. You eating like every Saturday, we're meeting up. Right. It's like a while, you know, and she's been like notorious single friend. So in chatting like about your painting, your wall for an hour, I don't know, I'd be like, you talked to me about that. That's our kids wall. I feel like yeah, but we've already talked about it a hundred times.

27:36You know, like that's the only thing. I'm like, we've already said it all. My wife also knows that like at a party if there's a table of like the women and the guys, I'm probably going to go hang out with the women and talk to them. That's like how I am. Okay. Yeah. I get it. Someone said I talked to my wife's sister all the time. After my wife, she's my best friend. My wife knows we hang out and we text all the time. There's no sexual tension or anything. She's just like another sister to me. Yeah. I mean, okay. I mean, I've talked to Jesse's sister, right? Like if we're playing in something or just like something but then it ends, you know? Yeah. I'm like, go let's go. Say we move each other. We'll chat about something we have to chat about. We don't just random. We're like, how's your day? Right. Wanna grab a coffee? Right. No. I mean, that's weird to me, but obviously it works for you. It's all trust, man. Yeah. Secretly meeting someone one on one. That is totally cheating.

28:38Why am I using it as secret? Secret in front of it is like, you're up to something. That's the word that keeps coming secret hiding. Secret hiding in the two words. Yes. Ryan, this lady you hold hands with, if you were to go out just with her, would your wife be going through it? We're trying to throw them under the bus. We're trying to guess. No, I just want to see where it fits in in this scenario. I don't think she would hate it, but I wouldn't do that. We've never done that. Okay. See, there's a line. No, yet. I'm not what? Honestly, if my wife was like, if something like that was happening, we probably wouldn't it would be totally normal. I don't know. Yeah. But without telling your wife, you know what I mean? Like, no, I tell my wife when I take a step, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Having a secret friendship, your partner doesn't know about. Like if you had a buddy, Jason, that you were hanging out with a guy. Yeah. But you didn't want your wife to know because maybe he likes to gamble or he's occasionally,

29:42you know, Yeah. Uh-huh. Couple shady boys. Yeah, shady boys. To me, that's not cheating. That's not cheating. It's not cheating. Not unless you're touching it. Sneaky. Yeah, exactly. Unless you're into gay stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you're brushing my teeth, you know what I mean? Like any kind of secret, any kind of secret friend that is a female, you know, I would say is pretty, that's pretty bad. Fantasy messaging someone saying stuff like, what if we were single? Come on. This is one that list is silly. I guess it's all. Yeah. It's all cheating. Living a fantasy life for someone. No. That's part of it for a lot of people. They want to live a fantasy. That's what it is. They're not happy. Exactly. Sending heart emojis, compliments, or inside jokes to someone. No, I don't think that's cheating. I don't know. Like sending hearts to me, like liking their, it's just be like, Oh, I love that.

30:43The teeny shots. Well, there's different. I guess it depends on what you're liking and talking about. But out of all of them, I would think if this is just in a romantic way, then, yes. In a non-romantic way. Yep. That's why you just don't have anyone. You just do whatever the hell you want to do. I just try. I don't think she'd be mad at me if I had a conversation with a female. She's always been that way that, like, you know, I trust you to do whatever. I'm like, what are you going to do? You know, I mean, like this is the thing. It's like there are certain guys where it's like, be careful because they're like, Oh, I'm always staying late after work. I'm always a travel and I got to go away again this weekend. It gets harder to make things happen than people like probably realize, but it seems exhausting at the end of the day. It is exhausting.

31:43I don't want to do all that work with my own wife. Right. Yeah. But then someone else as well. Yeah. I don't get it. I've never understood even those people that are in like multiple people relationships. That seems like a nightmare. It's a lot dealing with one person just getting you have to like keep two people happy, happy. I mean, that's really hard. This lady said, I'm a woman that enjoys male dominated activities. So the majority of my friends are male. And it has cost me relationships because I apparently attract insecure men. But I always tell them at the beginning, Hey, my friends are mostly male just to heads up, but it ends up they can't handle it. I'm not going to be able to find a guy that's going to handle it. Just it you won't. No, generally guys want to feel like they're the one guy that you. Because I had a ton of male friends when I met Lenny and it was like, that had to stop. Yeah. It was just weird. You know, it's like, okay, I'll just focus.

32:44And Amber had to realize that every guy, she's such a nice person to people that most guys think you're flirting with them if you're nice to them. Because they're ugly. So I had to be like, you are too nice. That guy thinks you're into him. He's like, that guy will leave me alone because you were talking to him for so long. Right. He thinks you're into him. You were flirting with him, but you don't realize you're flirting with him. Yeah. You got to scale it back. It goes both ways. Yes. That's to be careful. Someone said, I hang out and talk to my sister's husband. We're really good friends. We all went to high school together. We've known each other for years. There's nothing sexual between my brother and me. My sister is completely fine with it. I mean, yeah, I mean, it's just like, most people trust each other. You know, can that burn you? Sure. But if you don't feel that way, like you probably shouldn't even be together anyway. So I don't know what to say, you know? There's trust, but you don't want to give the appearance of something even if it's

33:49not like you know, you should be smart about something. Yeah. I was seeing out somewhere with my sister, you know, I don't know that would look weird. Yeah. I think it would look weird, right? Be bad. But I could be, I could, I could also see like, do you guys were setting something up or doing whatever and you just, as long as you're like, Amber, I got to go meet your sister today. I'm looking forward to it so much. You know, and you're just honest. Right. I see trumps everything usually like if you're just like Ryan said, hey, I'm taking a step forward. So everyone knows I'm holding this other bitch's hand. Yeah. Just so you know, I'm just thinking of someone encountering Ryan. His wife is there. Yeah. Yeah. She's on the other side. There's people in. Thank you. Are swingers. Well, yes. Bad ass walking down the street. Fat nasty. He's white.

34:49Fat nasty. Fat nasty. He's killing it. It's a different situation. I mean, good for you. Yeah. It's good that you're all like opening out there and buying. I mean, I don't know. But I mean, not, not like that. Yeah. Don't take it like that. I mean, like he has no problem holding someone else's hand in the street. Like he's out there. Right. I know and my wife knows like we're doing back people. Yeah. Yeah. Everything's good. This isn't the one you tried to set up the threesome with, right? That's not what we're about though. Shh. Okay. All right. Let's move on then. Let's move on before I'm telling anybody anything about it. Classic Dave won too many questions. Yeah. It's the journalist in me. As I was trying to stop it. I was trying to warn. I was like, hey, we're going to ruin this guy's marriage right now. We want to go all the way with this. No, it's not. We can right now do new baby. Yeah. Babies from this year. Yeah. Set him free. Couple weeks. Father of three. Thanks.

35:50All right. Send a shiver up your soul. That does. Thanks guys. I know you're not making him feel better today. He's having a great Thursday so far. Yeah. Up to a great start. All right. Coming up. Where has a mystery animal been attacking people? Is a guy using social media picks to make dirty AI photos of people? And is an addiction rehab intern accused of getting nasty with a client? Let's find out. Checking it with the morning. I'm Dave Hunter. It's time now for a check of the news. There's a mystery animal that's been attacking people. Still haven't completely determined what it could be. Here's the story from NBC five. If I happen to me, I would like. I'd run out of screen like a little girl. That's just the scariest thing. You know, like there's not enough to look out for nowadays. We got to look out for fish or cats in the park. It's small and fluffy, but certainly isn't cute and loving and police are now searching

36:52for it. In the last 36 hours, we've gotten three different reports. I'm two of those we received today about a wild animal attack in the center of park where you're in. This animal, which police think is either a fish or cat or a gray fox, has attacked three separate people since Sunday. The first attack Sunday just before noon. They say it's a gray fox. Sunday night, a guy reports that it also came at him and he was able to kick it in the head. He says it's a fish or cat and he compared side by side. We have another lady last night at 9 o'clock. They was attacked at Marriott on the backside of the building going to a car. And as the search continues, people in the area are a little on edge. Oh my god. I've never seen an animal do that before like that. That small attacking person. It's crazy. I thought that was kind of the most surprising part was being in such a built up industrial air with cars everywhere that it would be so brazen to attack in the middle of the parking lot. Police calling all three of these attacks unprovoked saying that the animal then took

37:54it off, leaving two big questions. Where did it go? And is it sick? It's like looking for needle on a haystack in the woods. So it's a wild animal. So until it surfaces, it's kind of hard. And we're told by fishing game that it's kind of hard to trap a rabbit animal necessarily because they're not necessarily food driven and they're not acting normally. So that kind of adds a mixture layer to this. Leaven and police say do not approach the animal saying there is a concern that this creature might have rabies. If you do spot it, either call local police or a fishing game. That guy with the man bonnie's got to get rabies shots. Yeah, I get the shots. You know what? That's why I'm like the woman. It's like I get it like you're running over I guess to see what the commotion's all about. But then like you get too close and think by two and then you're in rabies shots and stuff. It's a stay out of it. These teens in a camo club or is camo like cool? Did you see where it was?

38:55Leaven, you hamps your, I believe. That's the look. That's the look. I can't do that again. Yes. I guess I'll. Three teens wearing camo there. Well, they're trying to hide. They're trying to hide from that Fisher cat. Now it makes sense. They think can't see him. Yeah, Fisher cat or gray fox. What did you, what did you think it was? That very long tail. I'd have to look. Well, was it, what was it dragging? I think that was the tail. That was its tail. It dropped something at some point. I've never seen a Fisher cat. I've never. I've never seen a Marine. You went to that before, yeah, it's a cool green. What do you do if you see that thing in the line? And you know what you're not going to, you're not going to win. Gray fox. It's a little scary. No, it has like a gray fox tail. Yeah, I think it might be a gray fox. I think it's probably a gray fox. I've never seen a gray fox.

39:55They seem to get rabies probably more to the gray fox. That's dragging something right there. It's dragging something and then it drops it. So I thought that was its tail. No, watch it'll drag it up to the car and let it go. They cut away from it. This guy with his man bun and his man purse. He took something from the guy right there. The guy has a man bag. Yeah, got his man bag. And then he took it and then he dropped his... Damn. He's holding something in his hand right there and the thing's like he's trying to use it to protect himself and then he's dragging it. It's like, okay, things are the worst. Yeah, exactly. Just a well-trained little dog. We talked yesterday about a bobcat getting into someone's house. Well now we know it was an old lady's house and she's describing what it was like to have that thing inside her home. Here's the story from K-I-R-O-TV.

40:57I heard this noise coming down the stairs and then something bumped up to against my bedroom door. It was this bobcat that got inside Tina's Kirkland home in the middle of the night. At the time she had no idea what was going on. Something running around so I called 911 because I thought maybe somebody was in my house. I was scared. While she waited for police, the 93-year-old says the bobcat was after her cat. And they were just carrying the place apart up there. Officers arrived, discovered the bobcat and used a small drone designed for tight spaces to keep an eye on it. They flew it inside the house. They were able to locate where the bobcat was and then secure the bobcat into a room where then we could have a washing department fish in my own life come out to see. The bobcat was sedated and released near Forge Creek on the harm. Tina says the bobcat got in her house by chasing her cat up a tree and threw an upstairs window.

41:58She adds there's one other thing that kept her safe, closing her bedroom door. Never, never close the door. That night I did. Now I truly believe in guardian angels because those two could have come in my bedroom while I'm in bed. Now she's got a sense of humor about the whole ordeal. I'm going to put a sign up saying no bobcats allowed. That's her comedy. Yeah, 93-year-old comedy. I got an amazing. Look at how she was. Yeah, I'm not going to believe when I just came up. I killed it. I thought it was hilarious. Yeah, Alan her with that. Yeah, together. No bobcats allowed me. The bobcat was in my house. There shouldn't have been there. Chasing my cat. I'll let you know if I think of anything else. She's dying. Yeah. Ah, got him.

42:59Well, the thing is though if she has any senior friends and they went over there and saw that side. They did that. No bobcat. That's because you had a bobcat inside your house. Who's tearing the blazer apart? Oh, what a hoot. What a hoot. Where'd you get it? Where'd you get it? That's so funny. You get it especially made it big. So simple. Yeah. Yep, life. It gets real simple. Yeah, it really does. All right, so Jason, back in the day, you decide you're going to go to addiction rehab. I'm going to get yourself on the straight and narrow. Yeah, okay. That sounds like a fantasy. And then an inappropriate intern gets sexual with you. Uh oh. Awesome. A lady or a man? A lady. Okay, good. You thought you were setting it up for me to be dutched. No, no.

44:00Still shouldn't happen though while you're going through addiction rehab. No, but I got a new addiction. Sucks addiction. Exactly. That's why it shouldn't happen. Just transfer that. Yeah. Yeah, here's the story on this one from WPLG. According to police, the victim was seeking treatment at a substance abuse clinic. Instead, what he ended up with allegedly was a relationship with his therapist. All right. Good morning, ma'am. Good morning. 32 year old Michelle Luchav Robora faces two counts of sexual misconduct by a psychotherapist. According to documents, Luchav Robora was an intern at New Hope Corps in Homestead. A residential and outpatient facility for people struggling with substance abuse. Investigator says she engaged in a sexual relationship with the victim while working as his mental health therapist. Right. So you arrested or was it one case or two cases? An arrest form says the relationship lasted from June to September of 2025 during which she allegedly provided alibis for the victim.

45:02So he could leave the facility. The two allegedly had sex at Luchav Robora's home, Jackson Memorial Hospital, her mother's home, and even during therapy sessions at New Hope. The arrest form says she told the victim not to tell anyone because it would affect her ability to work as a therapist. Sure. Lise the alleged relationship came to light after Luchav Robora broke it off and he reported it to New Hope. She was let go and later turned herself in to police. No contact with that alleged victim either directly. Indirectly in person in writing by telephone or through third parties. Do you understand this day away, what are yes, I do. All right. Once again, you're on the victim has to stay away. We haven't stay away. We're against the alleged victim too. In a statement, New Hope's executive director called it an unfortunate situation and went on to say quote upon becoming aware of the allegations. New Hope promptly reported the matter to the appropriate authorities and agencies terminated the individual's internship and fully cooperated with the subsequent investigation.

46:08I feel like there are some therapists who have issues themselves. Sure, they can't move into that field. Yeah. And it's made out. Did you go through all that schooling just to throw it all away? Did you keep that professional separation? What was he was throwing down something she couldn't resist though? But for three months and then she broke it off and of course he went crazy because he's there because he's crazy. Exactly. He's an addiction. You know, now he's got an addiction that he can't get. At the same time though, like I know, like when I was looking for a therapist, I wasn't looking for anybody hot to suck it. I wasn't looking for anybody hot. I don't need to tell all my secrets and all my internal stuff and have like weekly sit-downs with anyone hot. I'm smart enough to know myself. You can't even find someone gross. I'm looking for a gross therapist. I'm looking for a gross therapist in a different state. There's someone that I encounter on a regular basis who I feel like is completely crazy. And then I found out years later she's a therapist.

47:13I was floored. Like who would go see her? I do feel like even in my younger days when I would be like listening to people's problems all the time and like I couldn't figure out anything with my own life. But I could like look at someone else's life and be like, oh, well, you just, you're doing this and this and that's bad. No, like it could have been something I would have done, but I also was smart enough to know I would fall for people. So you make a bad therapist. Oh, yeah, bad, terrible. I'd be like, I could take all your pain away. No, like it would be bad. It would be bad. I know that. But at the same time, I'm not going to, I would never put anyone in that position. Find yourself and out of state ugly therapist. That's your advice. That's just this. Thank you. Could have resisted her. Probably not. No, it depends on the situation. He must have something good going on because usually people going in their

48:15and shambles exactly depending on what he was on. So what he was addicted to. She's got a strong jawline. She reminds me of celebrity, but I was trying to like, Google her face to see who did it, but I can't put my face to it. But it's something. She's got something with those glasses on. You like your helmet from Scooby Doo? No, it's a celebrity. I'll figure it out of it. Okay. All right. But I, I mean, I'd love to take me. It's not the other girl from cruel intentions, is it? Selma, not Selma Hayek. Selma Blair. Sort of, it's got, she's got a little bit of that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like the other girl from not anymore. That's what's happening. Well, she's, oh, wait, that's that that's. No, okay. I'm thinking that. I'm wrong. There's someone. There's some Michelle Galler is who you're thinking. No, I'm thinking, no, no, no, no, I'm thinking the wrong movie. I'm thinking the one where they're in the pool. And it's Denise Richards. Denise Richards. Oh, it's not Nev Campbell.

49:18It's not. It's not Nev Campbell. It's the other girl. Oh, no, that's the whole intention to turn my face. Well, this is so bad. You guys were trying to figure this out. It's a, oh my god. Wild things. Have no wild things. Geez. Wild things. I thought that was Nev Campbell and Denise Richards. Yeah, it was. But isn't that one right there? That kiss is not them though. Favorite movie scenes are coming out. Oh, I don't know what they're going to say. It's like, this is just an excuse to watch. This is Nev Campbell. It's not Nev Campbell. There's just different girl in those movies. Yeah, I don't know. All right, sometimes people need to see you naked. Yeah, they do. And then Viral Beach, a guy will take your photos off social media and neutify them. I could do that for you guys if you need it. That is actually illegal. That is illegal. It's possible. One guy in Viral Beach, Florida, in big trouble for it. Here's the story. Police here say they've identified at least one female victim

50:22and believe that there are so many others out there who may not even know their photos were used. As the tactics continue, their investigation, record show. This is not Peter Ruma's first arrest. This man, 37-year-old Peter Ruma, a Viral Beach is behind bars tonight, accused of using artificial intelligence to turn ordinary social media photos into fake, sexually explicit images of real women. Investigators say Ruma then shared those images without the women's knowledge or consent. That investigation led detectives to this home. Near Viral Beach High School, police say devices seized here contained evidence linking Ruma to AI-generated sexual deepfakes. Right now, the case involves one female victim, but investigators believe there could be more. Police say this may have been going on for years. Court records also show this is not Ruma's first arrest. In 2007, a much younger Ruma scene here was arrested on burglary and sexual downer charges.

51:24In 2009, he was arrested on another burglary charge. This recent case comes as concerns grow nationwide over AI-generated deepfakes. The federal government has launched a resource called takeitdown.ftc.gov. There, victims can report non-concentral intimate images ever-plastic. They're removal from online platforms. Ruma remains in the Indian River County jail on a $1 million bond. He's facing so many charges related to this crime, including cyber harassment and stalking. The police chief tells me they are planning a news conference sometime Thursday to provide more details about this investigation. Just go on X for about a half an hour and scroll and then see like a celebrity who just posted something. You know, so I just, what I just see the girl from Stranger Things, the redhead just did some, I don't know if it's Calvin Klein or some ad. And then you go, if you were to see it, all the comments are put this woman

52:27in this pose and they have like a drawing of like a pose they want. Grock and they're asking Grock, they're trying to get Grock to do it all the time. Grock won't do it until Grock makes a mistake. But a hundred other people in the comments will do it for them. Right. Grock will put them in bikinis. I actually blocked that phrase on my ex because it was showing up so much. Oh really? Yeah, put me in a, at Grock, put me in a, I blocked it because that's all I was seeing. Yeah. My entire feed was, Why? I wonder why? Because I linger too long. Yeah exactly. There's a couple things. So I had to block that phrase. Yeah, that's the thing. Well, that's why I know. Okay, no, it's possible. Like it's doing stuff and like it's AI. So it will make mistakes, right? So even if it's like, I would never show you a naked version of this person. If someone sits there and tries 400 times to get it done,

53:30it'll screw up one time. Glad they have that site. You can report people. Yeah, that's good. Me too. I wrote down the address. Yeah. If you need it, you should work in with this guy. I got about 17 things. I got a 500 new dot com. Check it out. All right. Just report. You can make me new. Okay. That is weird. How big do you want it? How big do you want it? That's like 11. Okay. I'll just get naked. You could take a photo. That's the old school. That's the old school. What is that? That's the old school. Here's just taking a look. It makes you and Barry. I'll put you in the Barry Pobos. I'll give you a big black line. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Okay. Calm down. That's weird. The fact that you want that so much is bizarre. All right. And finally here, we've seen them deploy this kind of technology occasionally, but normally it's a good Samaritan who realizes, oh, I'll use my drone to help someone find a lost pet. Well, now cities across the country are realizing, okay, we'll get a drone.

54:31We'll help people find their pets this way, including this city in Southern California, as we hear from CBS. On this Southern California freeway, the chase is on. But authorities aren't tracking a suspect. They're trying to save a lost dog. A drone overhead spots him in the carpool lane and guides in ground units. Good job. 070 custody. The entire rescue took just minutes. Dang, dude. Great catch. This time we were able to just put the drone up and coordinate via the radio and just say this is where it's at. Misha Viejo Animal Control Officer Kyle Warrantez first. Pet searches used to take days out weeks. The uniform was all for the drone uses lasers and thermal imaging to pinpoint animal heat signatures over large areas. The technology was critical in a recent search for a dog named Lana.

55:35It's a cute point to officer J.R. Stewart. I was going through the heavy brush. The brushes above my head. There's no way I would have ever seen the dog with an naked eye. But the drone was able to detect the dog in the brush and guide him in. Officers also used the drone to track down this skittish dog named Josie and they were able to tell our owner exactly where to find her. She sat down and was just really calm and allowed the dog to approach her. And you'll see it was really a touching moment when you see that tail wagging. The drone cost almost $17,000 paid for with private donations. And Werner says he's already hearing from other agencies interested in the technology. Do you think it's worth the money? 100%. We're reuniting someone's family member with them and that that's completely invaluable. Help from above. For man's best friend. Carter Evans, CBS News, Michigan, VAO, California. Makes me love drones. Yeah, we're not going to love them eventually. But they do some good.

56:35They do. They're not helpful. They're not all armed yet. No, no, no. But you can see how they're going to find us. Yeah, they will find us wherever. Hidden underbrush. Yeah, there's a wide net. And a tree. Well, underground. Oh, well, they got to enjoy everything. We make a nice story bad. It once again. Yeah. Yeah. True. Oh, well, we'll try more later. Yeah. Nice spot. Yeah. We'll try to be better later. Won't happen. No, it'll never happen. Jason's too busy thinking about making himself nude with a big dog. I was trying to find those deep fake abs in my room. I find most of trying to unblock all those raises. And then Greg, remove. We'll take a break. And when we come back celebrity dirt and sports news is coming up, is Tiger Woods banned from driving golf carts? What's the spaceship that appeared in Los Angeles? And which 77 year old star is still making the bitches wet? Whoa. We'll find out when we come right back on

57:36Dave and Chuck the freak. Previously on Dave and Chuck the freak. A inmate's mother is in custody for trying to smuggle drugs into her son in the prison. She just loves her boy. An inmate at the Lakeland Correctional Facility was scheduled for a visit with his 65 year old mother, Cheryl Louise Haggard. Cheryl was joined by another lady, she has a friend. So Cheryl and Jenny were stuffed to the nines, completely full of a rim. Cheryl gave Brandon a face mask. Cheryl had made her put this on. You're going to need it with a box on strips hidden all throughout the insides. Oh wow. You really knit those in there well, Jenny. After their visit, correction officers decided to take a second glance at that handmade mask. And that's when they located the drugs. If Cheryl was taken into custody, she's charged with two felonies, no charges for Jenny. You know, it wouldn't be bad if I had a sweater in here with a bunch of cocaine. That's right. That's right. Yeah, thank you. Kicking sweater. Yeah. It's a real good thing. It's Dave and Chuck the freak.

58:37Good morning, Dave. Wow, you're in a good mood today. It's summertime. But you hate the heat. You hate the sun. You hate happy people. Yeah, but it's freezer pop season. Oh, well, then you're going to love Firework Freeze, five hour energy. It's got bold, cherry lime, and blue raspberry flavor with zero sugar. Now that's my kind of summer. Ignite your taste buds with Firework Freeze, five hour energy, available now at fivehourenergy.com or Amazon. Awesome. I'm setting my alarm to snooze until Labor Day. Now you still have to come to work tomorrow. No. Dave and Chuck the freak. Add Dave and Chuck on eggs. Hmm. A coffee tastes so good today. I want to lick it all up. Oh, Jesus Christ. That is delicious. Calm down. Can I get it? Because I'm exhausted. I like coffee, too.

59:38This one today, it tastes really good for some reason. Nice. Because I put that little something in there for you. Chuck. Oh, gee. See, why do you cry? Oh, crap. Oh, crap. So, right. I was going to make a booze joke, but yeah, that's different. You know what I'm saying. I didn't say what it was. What else would it be? Chuck Screamer? Yeah. Anyway. Oh, yeah. Was anyone else up late because of the storms? We were just talking about it. And you have screwed up my life. Because I'm so afraid. Why, you know, of lightning now that I won't shower. Was there lightning when you had to take a shower? Yes, it was crazy. I went in there and didn't think about it. I don't think there was lightning. Oh, there was so much lightning. I waited and waited. I didn't find them. Like, I got to just go. I fell asleep to it. It was great. Yeah, well, okay. So was it over top of you or was like right on you or was it like a little bit away? Where was the storm? We got the rent. I was like on the outer rim of it. Because the storm was just below me.

1:00:39So, nothing happened at my house. I could go outside and watch like insane lightning happening. All apparently over both of your houses. Yeah. But to me, it was fine. But that storm was so odd because it was like a straight line like halfway across the entire state. And it just stayed in that one line. And just hit all the same people nonstop all night. And it'd be an hour and a half at least of just nonstop lightning. Yeah. Like most of the time, it's like it sweeps across, but also like is going down. And then this house we got a big window in our shower. Like a big frosted like goes the length of the whole thing. Oh, yeah. So. And so it's like, no, that's not. Yeah. That's all I think of. I had Douglas up all night. He was scared. Big baby. Yeah, Tom. He was scared too. Jameson now goes on to the bed. Like this was it at my house. He just was nothing. You just could see the lightning to the south.

1:01:40So much lightning. It was nonstop. And then we did all these stories about the lightning. Right. That's it. Yeah. You know, that's just struck. Yeah. All these deaths. Yeah, I went right outside. The sound of the rain hitting my house was wild. I don't wake up for anything. And that woke me up. Yeah, it was like gunshots going off. Was it hail? Maybe it was some hail. There was a lot of hail at this. There was hail reported. Yeah, because one of the news channels was talking about the hail that was happening. So over here where I have to drive through the neighborhood to get here completely flooded. Like all the streets completely flooded. I wonder over there. Yeah, my street was, but I slept right through that thing. Nice. That's nice. I want to show you my restraint, but it wasn't for this storm. And this, honestly, one of these was sent to me by Jason and one by Chuck. Okay. So I'm not spreading any propaganda here. One is for reasons tall men make great husbands.

1:02:40Oh, you sent him that? Yeah, you sent it to me. Of course. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to go through it. I just want to point that out. Okay. I'd be judged by spreading tall propaganda. No, I sent it to you. Yeah, no. They're trying to get me time to pick up that tall drink of water. Yes. Yeah. Look, I know that lady's tall drink of water. Good luck picking them up. Black money said that to me in a store once in it. Stuck with me for life. Call you a tall drink of water. I drink of water. Oh, and that sucks. Give me two. Chuck sent me this one. It's a German word. There is a German word for a short, spiteful person. Gift Sveg. It literally translates to poison dwarf. It is... I just thought it was too funny. You're a short, spiteful person. You're a gift-sword. I like that. You're a poisoned dwarf. You're going to start calling me that. I know. Guess what? Get in here. Oh, yeah. The colloquial derogatory word for a spiteful or malicious person,

1:03:40especially someone who seems to compensate for being physically small by being particularly nasty or mean. I can give sveg. I could use that. I like it. There's a lot of people like that. Gifts works. And there's a lot of Tali holes too. I mean, sure. Sure. Yeah, but the little guys will fight. Right. That's the thing about that little man's thing. You know, they decide they want to fight everybody. It's a really weird thing. It is. Oh, because of their height. Either way, I didn't know as we're past along to me. I'm not going to. You can run it. It's okay. Spread any tall. That's why I said to you. Short-hate. Yep. I'm going to middle of the ground here. I see. I do think about vandalizing your side in there every time I pass. Make America Tull again? Yeah. Mad of my friend. I haven't noticed it anymore. Oh, really? I see it. I'm like, yeah, hit your heart, huh? Yeah, I just want to scribble it up. It doesn't bother me, I guess.

1:04:42You should just come in and put it upside down. People get really upset when you put something upside down. I'm going to tag you. You'd have to grab my dick to move it out of the way first. So I probably just want to stop. Oh, yeah. Yeah. My dick is blocking it. Guards it. Not bad. So try it. That's what I have in the game. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, you got to look at it, huh? At least I took my butt plug home. Yeah, that's good. I appreciate that. I never think that's in your eye line. Yeah. I've said it before you didn't care, but that's okay. You're right. Thank you, right, Lisa. Definitely. Definitely. I don't see it changing. Did you grab it and stop? She's been like, I don't really get upset about anything. Oh, no, I'm not there. Yeah. Obviously you've been with us. What do you say there's for that. Say it. Say it. Different at the end. That's what you really do. All right, move it on. Celebrity dirt in sports news. Files out all the lawsuits. That's what I'm doing. We need to. All right, in case, even all those A.I. I follow. Oh, yeah. Lawyer file. Celebrity dirt in sports news. On the way. Tiger Woods. Band from driving golf carts.

1:05:43What's the spaceship that appeared in Los Angeles and which 77 year old star is still making the ladies moist? Well, we'll find out. First though, we'll start with sports and Tiger Woods. He was sentenced yesterday for driving drunk in Florida. His attorneys made a deal to have the charge reduced to reckless driving and refusal to submit a chemical test. But he did get some punishment. Not what most people would get. Let's be serious. But he still did have to pay the price. Here's the update on the story from WBC TV. Tiger Woods spent just about three minutes in court Wednesday morning. That's nice. The 50 year old replied yes to two questions from the judge, but didn't speak further. Woods pleaded no contest to reckless driving and refusing to submit to a urine test, agreeing to pay a $1,500 fine and a five year suspension of the driver's license.

1:06:44The state attorney defended his handling of the case and reiterated the judge's message about driving. If I can send any message to Mr. Woods, it's simply this, of all the people in the world who should not get behind the wheel of the car. It's the gentleman who is one of the most recognizable faces on the planet. In March, Woods clipped a truck and rolled over his SUV while driving on Jupiter Island in Florida. At this time, people here are almost faceties are impaired. Okay, and you're under that unknown substance. Okay, so at this time you're under arrest for the DUI ESR. Before his arrest, he briefly walked away from officers at the scene. I just keep you down here with us, please. Yeah, I'll stop him from president. Woods is good for him. Vanessa Trump sat behind him at the hearing. She is president Trump's former daughter-in-law. It would have been found guilty of driving under the influence he could have been sentenced to one year in jail. So the question is, does the ban from driving for five years include golf carts? And the answer is yes, but it's complicated.

1:07:47The judge didn't specifically mention golf carts, but he said there are no exceptions. If you were to drive for any reason at all, you would go immediately back to jail. So what's interesting to me about that is I wonder if the golf cart thing is kind of fuzzy because people are driving them throughout neighborhoods and on city streets, which you can't do. But if he was on just a golf course, he doesn't drive his own golf cart anyway, does he? I mean, I could see if he was just, well, no, probably. But if he's not golfing himself, is it concerned? If he's in his son or out or if he's not golfing himself. Yeah, you let him drive. I don't know for a big deal. If the sun can drive, then obviously you don't need to have a license to drive a golf cart. People are conflicted on this though. The Florida state attorney said that's a great question. We'll have to look into that. But I believe it is illegal to drive a golf cart if you're banned from driving. And then Martin County Sheriff's Office in Florida said, no, he can absolutely drive a golf cart if the golf course is in a private community.

1:08:50Different jurisdictions have different rules and laws about driving golf carts on public roads. So it would be different everywhere. How long before he crashes a golf cart then? Oh, you know, come on. Ryan needs to drive him around everywhere. We all know that that's what needs to happen. Ryan has to be soft. I had no idea he loved him so much, but I can't blame him. Yeah, he's the greatest of all. I mean, look at this guy. Yeah, just like the greatest, I don't even know the word for it. Like side stepper of things ever. Yeah. It's awesome. Side stepper. I mean, I just on the phone with the president, whatever. I mean, you know, that judge was like, don't drive a golf cart. You can't do any of this. All right, cameras are off to do whatever you want. Exactly. Just don't come back here. You're right. Can you sign this for me? I thought the punishment was why when I heard I'm like, five years without driving is a lock. That's bad, but I shouldn't drive though. He's a mess. Can you imagine being banned from driving for five years? I mean, we don't have tiger woods money. So, but for the normal average person, that's, but again, the normal average person in this situation would probably be behind bars. Yeah.

1:09:50Yeah. You're right. So I guess that's the, yeah, like my SUV was on its side somewhere. I don't know if I'm just by chocolate. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, there's videos of them in the courtroom, like before the sentence, they're all laughing and hanging out with the, like, this is just a way to meet tiger woods. Yeah. It's not a bad idea. Can he do it though? That's the question. Is he enough of like, is he so pompous and full of himself? You'll think, I'll be fine. Well, the problem that that's the problem, right? Where it's like, he'd almost have to like sell all of his cars and have them nowhere near him. Cause what'll happen in, I'll get drunk. I'm tiger woods and I get drunk and then I make the dumb decision to go and jump in that car that I still own, right? You know, he's a horrible driver. Oh, God. Oh, it's really bad. I mean, he almost killed himself. Yeah. You know, is that his third crash that we know of? Yes. Yeah, that we know of. That we know how many were hidden that we know of.

1:10:52How many did Ryan cover up? Oh my God. So many of you can hit it straight. Dude, okay. Okay, Ryan, you're in a car with Tiger. He's driving. He's drunk. He just looks like he flips. He says, dude, get in the driver's seat. You're taking the fall. No, we better not. Probably. I'm telling you, even though he's gonna pay for it, listen, even the guy with Tiger woods is not going to get in trouble. Oh my. I agree with you. I think this guy, I know he thinks it and people hate it, but he's like, he's literally God in a lot of worlds. Uh-huh. Golfers worlds. Like nobody's mind changed about him after all of this. No, sure. That likes him. That likes him, yeah. That like yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Probably a terrible person, but he can swing a golf club. One of the greatest golf shots of all time. Take some to a different level. Yesterday, the NBA announced the punishments that will be levied against the Los Angeles Clippers after they were found who have circumvented salary cap rules for star player,

1:11:53Kawi Leonard Kawi Leonard Kawi Leonard. Yeah. I practiced that and didn't get it right. Oh, well. The league hammered the Clippers with the loss of five future first round draft picks, a fine of 30 million, a year-long suspension of the team owner from all league and team activities. The president of business operations is suspended for a full year without pay. The president of basketball operations is suspended for six months without pay. Leonard himself is going to have to pay the league $700,000. Naturally, nothing to him. Like really, honestly, nothing happened to him. And he gets to go to another team. Well, 30 million to see ball, there's nothing also. Yeah. The guys are multi-billionaire. The Clippers have responded by contesting the findings of the league. They vow to challenge them through every avenue available to them and called the NBA's investigation heavenly biased. Oh, it's just crazy because I mean, I don't know what that's like to lose like five picks.

1:12:54That's like, oh man. Well, it's just old hat for the Clippers. Yeah. I know. Just stuck in mediocrity. Yep. Right. And one more sports note here. A family fishing trip leads to a state record catch for one West Virginia man. Here's his story from W-O-W-K-T-V. Yeah, Tyler Harmon was not out on the water, expecting to make history. He was just trying to catch something small for his sunda reel in. And said he caught the largest recorded blue catfish in West Virginia history, weighing in at a whopping 72.75 pounds. Harmon says they were out on the water at Ravenswood Riverfront Park for less than an hour. It was just on their second bite of the day that the fight began. Harmon says he fought with the fish for around 20 minutes before they got it in the boat and realized the magnitude of what they had just caught. It's a moment with his father and son that he'll never forget. Whenever it surfaced the first time my boy saw it and started flipping out,

1:13:56thinking it was a shark. I hope you hear members it and has the same passion that I do for it. And hopefully he's there for the next one or him catch the next one. Harmon says that they got the fish measured and weighed the morning after it was caught. He says the fish biologist Kim Allen was able to confirm his state record catch and they released it shortly after. Harmon says he now has his eyes set on catching the state record flathead catfish. Just another goal he hopes to accomplish right back home in Ravenswood. He released it but it looked like he was just sitting on his old in his bed for a while. Yeah, like on his bench or whatever. You know, did he release a dead fish? I don't know because like it looked like it was in a garage. Like where is he right there? A fishing shop on a table. How is that alive? Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. There's 18 pictures with it and 18 different locations. How did it survive all that? They're just saying that. Are they just saying that?

1:14:58Maybe. I didn't think they released him on these. He's wearing a bunch of different outfits in every shot. How is he? I think that was at night and this photo was in the day. This photo was at night. I just said that. I don't know. I mean, maybe they were keeping it in a tank. You know, like the boat has a tank. I mean, I don't know how that thing fits in it. But right there, that to me is like, where are you right now? There's folding chairs. There's tables. It's obviously a fishing store of some board. Yeah. Oh, different. All right. I'm going to move on to celebrity dirt. Okay. Taven, shut the freaks. Unsolved mysteries. Salt? There's something up. Something up with this Wheel of Fortune story. Okay. Because this guy, the announcer on Wheel of Fortune, Jim Thornton,

1:16:00whose lawyer swear has nothing happened on that plane. He hasn't been charged with anything. Yeah. Wheel of Fortune executives know all about it. And they're editing him out of all the episodes. He's already taped. Wait a second. Oh, he did something bad. If nothing happened, why would you do that? It doesn't add up. What would you have to do for someone to be like, all right, we gotta get rid of this guy's voice. Pleasure yourself. There'd either be something sexual. It's got to be a sad one. Some racist or something. You know, like, yeah, two of the big things. Yes. The two big things. Wheel of Fortune needs a new announcer before the new season even spins. After long time announcer Jim Thornton was suspended following an alleged airplane incident earlier this year. Thornton is going to be edited out of the upcoming episodes. He's already taped as producers scramble to replace him.

1:17:03How do they do that? Because there's like a weird like audience interaction with the announcement. They say it's very hard. It's a major undertaking. My God. The first month of the new season had already been taped was ready to air before his suspension. He was suspended by Sony Pictures Television Studios after the company learned of what happened on a commercial flight in May. They obviously don't believe him that it didn't happen. They say he's been suspended from Wheel of Fortune and we are recasting while we conduct our own thorough investigation. A passenger complained about Thornton to a flight attendant prompting the pilot to request that cops meet the plane at the gate. No details have been released concerning what prompted that complaint. I think it was sexual. But allegedly. But his attorney as we told you yesterday says he did not engage at any illegal conduct was not arrested and has not been charged with any crime.

1:18:07I think this is going to come down to one of those. I was just scratching myself. Right, right away. I said I thought he whipped it out. Yeah. But why are they not saying what it was? Well, because it's not. He didn't get charged with anything. Usually it comes out of like the rumor. Right? Yeah. You'll hear some something. It's usually not shaped. Yeah. That's such a secret. And I mean, I guess um, it's one of those weird things. Like if you found out somebody on your show did something really bad, really bad. Does he hard here? Yeah. I don't think so. Is he looking at porn on his laptop or something? That's not a crime. I don't know. But to think like what it would have to be to be like, hey listen. I know that cop. I know they let you go. And I know that they don't, they can't really prove anything.

1:19:09But we know what you did. And you can't, we can't have you on the show, dude. Like we can't. We know what you did. We know we know it's not. He hasn't been charged with anything. I know. That's what I'm saying. If he wasn't charged, how'd they even find out? Well, remember that one kid? Yeah. Did the stuff on the plane from around here? His dad was a big time. If it didn't make it that far, like big city, he's going to see these in the answer wheel of fortune. They're going to be like, all right, man, just. No, I don't think so. I know you think that, but they're going to replace them with AI, right? I mean, oh my god. You know, we're now they're going to try and edit him out of these episodes. They've already taped. But I guess last night already he was replaced in the last night. Okay, so they managed to figure it out. Yeah, probably sounded like crap, but he's been an announcer on the wheel of fortune since 2011.

1:20:11Becoming the familiar voice heard by millions of viewers has contested and spin the iconic wheel and solve puzzles. Old people are going to be upset. They need to be charged. I mean, how? Well, just I don't I know that in any of those game shows, there's like moments where people are being talked about and there's crowd interaction and then you have to like somehow get that audio of the voice out at the same time as not affecting the crowd volume and all that. Maybe they have it all different prizes. You're going to win a new car. Yes, I think they do, but during that whole time, there's there's like people are cheering and they're like, this isn't for the job. I mean, no, that's not, I don't know. Doesn't seem like that big of a deal. Yeah, no, no, but I guess wheel fortune fans may find it a big deal. But it'll come out. It's got to come out. It's got to come out with this guy did or is being a huge.

1:21:12I don't think it will be. Why? How's it going to come out? If there's no trust. Because you can't justify letting someone go if you for no charges. You can't. Because then people get my go. I know. Well, wrongful dismissal. But at the same time, he might say, well, I know what you guys know. So I'm not going to fight it. I'll just go. You know what I mean? Another unsolved mystery to share here. What's a spaceship that appeared in Los Angeles? Somehow they kept this construction project under wraps. It is a spaceship, but it was built by George Lucas. Here's the story.

1:22:25This is a big celebration for us because it's taken so long to get here. But it's something that I felt very, very strongly about. A museum that is definitely out of this world. The museum opened September 22nd. Is anyone new about it? They say no one knew what it was or what was going on. Oh, it was just a good building being built. Yeah, that's crazy. I know. It's super cool building. Yeah. A billion dollars. Man, that dude has money. Oh my God. Yeah, no, he's got so much money. Can't even imagine. He Disney gave him all that money. Does it interest you? Would you go check it out? Chuck? Where is it in Los Angeles? Yeah. Not enough for me to say I'm booking a trip to Los Angeles. So you wouldn't go, but if you were there, if you were going to LA. If I was there, it would be one of the things on my list to go and see. But you wouldn't go see it just. I don't ever want to go. The least most anticipated. There's some more footage inside of it here.

1:23:28Is it just mainly like a Star Wars museum? That's what it looks like. It's all their models. I mean, it's pretty cool. This is called Star Wars museum. I mean, it must be something more, right? Or at least it's open to be to putting other things in there. Like, will it eventually be like, oh, here's some Indiana Jones stuff? Cause Lucas was part of that. But it's called the Museum of Narrative Art. I guess that fits it as well. Yeah. All right, here's a 77 year old guy who's still making the ladies moist between the legs. Gene Simmons just turned 77. Not Gene Simmons. It's Rick Springfield. Oh, yeah, you still taking his shirt off and stuff. That's 70-year-old. Well, it's not her thing. Well, yeah, we just look at it. I mean, come on, you got to admit, for 77, the dude is in good shape.

1:24:32Yeah, come on. I'm going to 77 year old. I see some bad skin. I mean, it's getting tough. You know what I mean? It's going to be 77. Yeah, you're still 77. It looks like he's had a lot of face stuff to show. Yeah, it's not good. He popped up there. I mean, you know. It's the story. He's singing that song for 65 years. He's always needed. He's filled shirtless at Sizzling at 77. I feel that the time is right for what I'm doing now. Yeah, the timing of those washboard apps in his eighth decade perfection. We felt like there was something, oh yeah. We had something there. Something being chiseled muscles. Check out the rocker on stage in Las Vegas. The Sin City Tabs got nothing on Rick's heat. Performing his chart-topping single from 1981, Jesse's Girl.

1:25:39It's all I can take of that. Yeah, I know. I'm horrible. That's a really bad. Oh my god. Yeah, you see him. He's like 77. Holy crap. When I get it, I'd love to be that in shape just once. Yeah, it's 77. It's wild to be. Oh my. It's strainer. His strainer has two inch shorts. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's a hard lift. I'm not saying lift it. Lift it. Lift it up. Come on, Rick. Lift it. Get those weights above your head. And it's a look. Yeah, that one shot they showed of him, the work who... Yeah, I don't know. I don't like it. You know what it's starting to look like is like one of the Bee Gees was getting all that stuff done and had the same similar sort of weird facial hair look. Was it real?

1:26:39It almost looks like a transplants. Yeah. His eyes. They've been done a many times. He's just like a male version of an older person who can't let it go. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, to be honest, because what's he really known for? Jesse's girl. No, but is he more known for being like a good looking guy back then? Back then, yeah. You know what I'm saying? I feel like he was a better looking guy than he was musical star. I mean, his songs were huge. It's fine. Yeah, but how many of them? I don't know. That's the only one I know. Jesse's girl is I think there's more than that. I don't know about that. I mean, that's his biggest one by far, right? I didn't spend much time with Rich Springfield. That's good. Don't talk to strangers, peaked at number two. Yeah, that's it, I think, really. That's what I mean. Like, so to me... Not to me. Not to me. Yeah, so to me, like, I feel like he was more of like a pin-up guy

1:27:39than he was a real... And so then he'd really leaned into that and also his role on General Hospital, who's a soap opera star too. All right, so is your Rich Springfield update for the day? I'm sure that was interesting to so many people. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, my God. I just want to go home. I get you. So it's got time to fill. I know. I get it. It was four years ago that Pete Davidson and Colin Joe's brought a decommissioned Staten Island Ferry for $280,000 and they haven't done a damn thing with it. Wow. Did they sell it? I thought they sold it. They still have it. They still have it. And Thursday, September 17th, it's going to become a floating comedy club called the Snapple Island Ferry. It's going to host a 60-minute set featuring a lineup of rising comedians

1:28:44along with Colin and Pete. So they're doing a one hour. They haven't done anything with it. Years are doing a one hour comedy show with it. Is it okay? Like, is it in shape to have people on it? So they must have renovated it in some way. They must have. And obviously, is Snapple paying for it? Because it's all the Snapple Island Ferry. Snapple been up to. So they're coming back. Oh my God. It's got to be. Because it's. Yeah, the Snapple. There's the Snapple logo. Yeah. First ticket drop goes live. I feel like they're still trying to convince some other people to do this with them. Yeah, who's on there? They're not. They don't. They don't announce anyone. Yeah, they're all to be announced. Will they be there? Yes, they will be there. But I think they're probably just going to introduce people. Maybe Scarlet will be their Chuck. Well, I'll get up there and tell some jokes.

1:29:45Yeah, comedies. You know, socks. Colin Joe's. That guy's gay. Look at him. He, Davidson looks like Freddie Mercury now with the Mustang. Do any for a role? Okay. Yeah. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, it's Freddie. I don't know what role it is, but it's for something. I guess Snapples, the only drinks they're going to serve and the only mixers are going to be Snapple. I mean, yeah, I mean, if I spent the money. Snapple. If I spent the money on this fairy. I'm going to fairy and drink Snapple. I haven't seen it. I was going to say I haven't even seen Snapple in years. I mean, I'm sure it's out there. I'm just looking for it. I mean, I like it. The peach is good. The lemon is good. Yeah, it was never bad. I like the peach. There was a time it was like a great. Never did anything to Snapple did mean dirty. Yeah, no. It didn't. No, there's not a lot of Snapple hate. No. Wonder why we just stopped drinking. I don't know. We switched Arizona. Maybe that's it. Are they not glass bottles anymore?

1:30:46No, it looks like they're plastic. Cool pop and like, say underneath it. Yep. I can taste that peach, too, though. Right. I can taste that. Yeah, it's so sugary. Yep. Now, it was a whole line of zero sugar products as well. They old half and half, I enjoy. Oh, yeah. I saw a big boat around here and just opening up as a museum. I thought, well, Dave's going to go to this. What boat? The Bob-A-Lal boat? Yeah, I saw that, too. It is? Yeah. Yeah, you can go on it. That one that's been sitting there for a childhood. I guess so. I've gone by in a boat so many times. I guess so. I guess you can go in there. Please, fall off that boat when I was on it. That's amazing. They had a rescue. That's amazing. And I'll never forget it. I was on the internet. Well, it was a man, you know, yeah. Oh, yeah, I just, we just went by this on a boat like last week. Yep. They just saw. I'm Tony Geptis in Detroit on board the SS St. Clair. It was built in 1910. It survived a fire in 2018. And even outlived Bob-A-Laland itself.

1:31:47Now, thanks to years of renovations, it's becoming a floating museum. And the bottom deck is open for tours. All aboard the Bob-A-Lal boat. It's really cool just to walk the deck of them. I think museums a bit of a straight line. We've got some pictures. We got a couple of photos on some boards. And they have you see a music video. Yeah, I'm just saying look around the big indoor tour. Yeah. It's not quite Lucas. Okay. It's not a spaceship. I noticed it today and was like, the looks good after what happened. Okay, so I honestly, two weeks ago we went by it and I'm like, oh, that's still abandoned. Yeah. And it's open now? Well, I think it's still kind of abandoned. Dave, you never, did you ever, because you went around the area. Well, the island was closed before I moved. Yeah. I was going to say it closed a long time. I was never, Amber has great memories of going, but I don't. Yeah, I don't have great memories. I don't have people living there now, you know? Yeah, they do. It's all homes now. Yeah. Let's just say for those, if you look to go great, but just know that it's a couple of folding tables and some cardboard.

1:32:50Yeah, it's not. Let's keep it down. Well, like how much stuff were they going to be able to turn into? That's what I mean. Like it just took a bunch of us safety patrols to the island. Yeah, Lady fell off the boat and then a kid threw up on my cousin. And so it was just not. That's incredible. You got to see, Bobbo. Bobbo. That was his bop-low in in that show. I got puke on myself. I got puke. I got puke on in Bobbo. You did? Yeah. I went on that road or ride and someone puke and we saw the puke traveled to the center and stood there and was there for a second and then somehow splattered everywhere. Yeah, it was great. We all went through the puke. Well, now you can relive that in their makeshift museum. Yeah, it kind of looks like a high school art show. It does. Yeah, and I don't think they did the upper. No, it's just like, and they're barely painted. They show that sign. I hope it works out. I'm really excited for them. The eight people go on.

1:33:51Yeah, I'm really excited for them. Eight people of great Bobbo memories. Yeah, yeah. Lisa apparently not one of them. Oh, no. Bobbo. No, she's got some terrible ones. We'll take a break when we come back. Is a new lady diddling herself hot or not? Okay. Is there another female serial pooper on the loose? Was a high school football season canceled due to humping? And why is a pregnant lady our bad ass of the day, all that M war on the way as we continue? Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freak. This guy says, my roommate and I are having trouble deciding what's the most effective and subtle sign to be able to tell each other that we have company and need privacy. He suggested the old tie on the doorknob, but I'm thinking maybe like a lava lamp in the front window. Any other ideas you guys could give us? I guess I'll be more subtle when I was younger. We would talk about recording commercials. We would say how long the commercial was, and that was how much time we needed.

1:34:51And he'd be like, yeah, I had to record them. I had to record them. I had a 10. I had a 10. Someone would say, hey, man, I recorded a 60-second spot. They're like, oh, yeah. And then it'd be like, okay, one hour. We can then return to them. But you need five seconds. That's all I could do. And I was like, man, the liners keep getting shorter and shorter. As the years go by, oh man. Now it's like, the mic didn't even go on. I don't, I couldn't record. I don't know why the computer was down. Whatever it was, my microphone broke in. Yeah, I just went to bed. What's the sin? We didn't have the least of hope. It's Dave and Shuktha Freak. Shuktha Freak. Dave and Shuktha Freak. Facebook.com slash Dave and Shuktha Freak fans. Shuktha Freak. Having up on Dave and Shuktha Freak.

1:35:52Is another female serial pooper on the loose? Was a high school football season cancelled due to humping? What's the bizarre reason you've ended a relationship? And why is a pregnant lady our bad ass of the day? That's all coming up. We'll start with this. Oh, another bitch is tripping. And is she hot or not? All right. A nude woman in Florida. I feel like this is going to take a lot out of me. You're calculating her out. She was arrested. A nude woman in where? Florida. Florida. Arrested after being spotted, pleasuring herself in public. She told police. She just wanted to feel good. Investigator stay. 31 year old. A leo Waldo. Where's Waldo? Was observed by police and civilians.

1:36:55Laying down on a wooden pallet. Fully naked. Early yesterday morning. She was seen manipulating her sexual organs in a sexually stimulating manner. What town? St. Petersburg. When confronted by a police officer there. Waldo reportedly stated, I just want to feel good. Don't we all? She was directly across from the entrance of a construction site. Where multiple people were working at the time of the incident. She made eye contact with many of them. While touching herself. Did someone call the police? Construction workers called the police. I don't know. They don't say that. Someone obviously reached out.

1:37:57Construction. That's not in this report. I'm just wondering how they police on her. Someone dead. On. That's you're just making that up now. Master meeting. I'm just making. Woman. She's charged with exposure of sexual organs. Minus five. She is locked up in lieu of $500 bond on the misdemeanor count. Okay, hold on locked up. $500 bond still can't get out. Okay. So now that you have those details, can you determine is she hot or not? I think so. I think. So. Florida woman 31. I put a maximum on that probably around an eight. Pleasuring self in public. I'm going to give that a minus one.

1:38:57I know that seems a good one either way, but I think realistically, I'm going to go with a minus one on that. So we're down to seven. Last name Waldo minus one. Wow. New Waldo is going to. I had to. It had to. That is a six construction workers. Calling the police on a masturbating woman. Again, you're just. You're making something out. It could have been, but I'm going with that. That's a minus five. She's down to a one. And then she can't even afford a $500 bond, which I believe you could still pay 10% of and get out. So maybe it doesn't work like that in Florida. But so that's a minus two. She's a minus one. Wow. Minus one. Jason, I'm on the other end of this. Okay. I think masturbating in public is like a plus two. Okay. 31 sun, kiss skin. Yeah.

1:39:57I don't think the construction workers called. I think even if she was like a four, the construction workers are still watching. That's what I would have thought. And that's why that's why I think someone else ruined their day. Oh, my god. So I'm going eight. Okay. Eight. I think she's a smoking hot Waldo. Wow. Hotest Waldo ever. Blond. Okay. Hot Waldo. Glasses. Okay, Jesus. We have many pictures of her. Just one. We have the one. We have the one. I think she might. Let's get. To the recap. Chuck says a Florida 31 instantly takes two points off. Lanzia to eight. She lost another point for pleasuring herself for some reason. Yep. She lost a point for the last name Waldo. Yep. She lost five. Point unsubstantiated points because he believes a construction worker may have reported her, which is not true. Like I. And because she can't afford a $500 bond loses more points.

1:40:58He gives her in total. One of the lowest scores he's ever given in this game. I normally would never go this low, but it's just one of the one of the lowest scores ever he's given. Yep. Jason goes the other way. He likes masturbation. He gives it plus two. Two years. He does. Thanks. She's 31 years old. Sunkissed blonde and glasses. He's paying it quite a picture ever. He thinks no construction workers called. He loves the name Waldo. He thinks it's hot. He thinks he's a hot Waldo eight. I don't remember some Waldo was hot, but you can twist my original. Fun, what did you say? I just thought you like what she's a hot Waldo. Yeah, it's hot Waldo. Okay. Not like Waldo is the key to making her hot. Right. Right. Come on, baby. Well, she's a little more than Sunkiss because I believe she's like a part lack. Okay. I thought about it. Okay. I thought about it. All right. But I will definitely say Jason's closer than Jack.

1:41:59Is she an eight minus one is pretty tough. Minus one. You know, hello. I mean, I had to give a I had to give a I had to give a minus to the construction worker. If you take that out, you'd probably be closer. I think she's maybe a five five six. Five six. I think you do. I think you do. What are you into? You're a little bit more than you do. Come on, she's got a nice face. No. She's got a nice face. She's got a nice face. It's really. I think if you had her done up, this is a much. Oh, looks like she got stung by bees. I think she's bigger too. Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah, the bottom of her face, like her chin looks like a chubby chick. That doesn't bring her down. I'm not. That's what I like. It's not a minus one. That was a big Waldo. Oh, okay. Maybe I will. Maybe we can't. We go. Oh, okay. What is in your mind? It's not a minus one. Come on. Look at that. It's not a minus one. Look at that.

1:43:00We have seen a way worse than that. Her mouth is falling apart. Well, she's been busted up. She's been like punched. No. Can you go up? How, like, what is her stats? 5, 2, 2, 4, 3. Oh, 240. Haha. 240. Yeah. Let's chuck the freak territory. She's an actress singer. No. No, definitely she's not. No, she is not. This could be her. This is her. Okay. See? Not bad. When she's got her stuff together four years ago. Not bad, man. That's not a minus one. That's not a minus one though. Come on. No, no, no. That photos. No, but her current state is much closer to a minus one. 7, 8. Mug shots. You can't jog, jog, jog, jog. That's a bad, it's also tough to judge. We're losing. I know. One photo from 25 years ago. 22, 4 years ago. That's where half of that 240 comes from.

1:44:01That butt and that cake. That bedonga don't. Stuff to keep that cake. When you've got that cake, tough to keep that cake in check. Because you like cake, you know. Bigger the cake. Bigger the shake. Oh, my. It's a cake. Anyway, so I'm going to give it to Jason. He's closer that I think an eight is closer to her than a minus one is. Yeah, she's yeah. You know, yeah, when she's not, when she's like that, she's not. Yeah, still, yeah, still closer to eight. You know, is that a tear drop? Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. Sure, she'll be arrested again. Where is it a sperm? I don't think so. I don't think people are putting sperm on themselves. Well, yeah, I don't think that's a thing, Dave. But, you know, I don't know. Maybe you can come in for a symbol is sperm on you. Imagine Dave is like, goes to prison to interview somebody.

1:45:04I was like, so is that sperm on your cheek? Do you imagine it looks almost like a few drops of sperm on you? Oh my. Big kill him right then and there, huh? He'd be dead. I see like sperm. Whatever. Yeah, I'm a sperm coming out of your eye. All right. Obviously life has gone a different way for her. Yeah. She's real sad. Didn't know it's so sad when you see this. Yeah. You know, not making the best choices. She is not. I mean, there you probably pay money to see your dittler self in public. Yeah. Yeah, you would. Jason would. I mean, for nothing. Oh, well, you're not paying, but you'll find it for free. I got no problem with her wanting to feel good. Exactly. I just want some of them lips. What happened there is that is that like herpes is that just a is the I think she's been punched. I think that was a result of being punched. Yeah.

1:46:04Right before I'm on shot there. All right, let's move on. Okay. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. It's another case of malicious fecal distribution on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Got another poop and bitch to be aware of. That's good. It could be big time for us on social media. Yeah. Yeah. Really. People love poop and bitches. They really do. Or does she need it? I don't know. Let's say she did. She does. Residents in Brentwood, California are speaking out about a female serial pooper. This woman has now been caught on video multiple times pooping on the streets. It's always just like a chick trying to be in shape, right? Like a jogging lady. Is that the case here? Let's find out as we get the update from Fox 11. They said and discussing situation out here. In fact, you could still see the stains on the grass. We're not going to get tight on that because many of you have obviously getting ready for dinner.

1:47:05But neighbors out here do tell me that this woman has been using the sidewalks of Brentwood for years as her bathroom. And they now hope that the professionals can step in and get her some help. The video though, the woman with her pants down, defecating and wiping her shelf. I don't know. The corner of Goshen and barrington Avenue. I don't know. I mean, that's pretty crazy. I'm sad for her. It's disgusting, but it's more the same. It's an all too familiar site for neighbors like Wendy Kush. I remember saying something to my neighbor who said, oh, yeah, she does that every morning, which I thought was kind of insane. I do too. Kush felt sorry for her. So she started making calls. She tried 3-1-1 and homeless coalitions. One group took six months to even find the woman. They finally found her and I thought something great would happen. She'd get some help and they said she refused services and they couldn't do anything more about it. There you go. Then on Tuesday, Kush says she was walking with her young daughter in her dogs when she saw the woman come around the corner. She started yelling she was going to kill me,

1:48:06lunging at me and I couldn't get the lab to move because she was moving really slow. Luckily, I finally just like started running and the dogs followed me, but it was really scary. Kush posted about her experience on the next door app. Others chimed in saying the same woman had chased and threatened them on different occasions. We have to see her digging into her ass and wiping it every couple of seconds. Keep zooming in on that. They really want you to know what she was doing. Contacted police and their representatives. They know what works. They're all very compassionate. They want to help, but their hands are tied is what we're constantly told. We're also told that they really can't do anything unless there's an actual violent act. So basically if someone poops right here, it's fine, but if I throw something out of my car, I get a ticket. Besides dealing with this quality of life issue, neighbors fear if this woman doesn't get help, it may end in tragedy. We have a lot of mentally ill homeless people here that we have compassion for, but they need treatment.

1:49:11And late this afternoon, we received a statement from council. What you do in that situation, you got a force to be known. You know, you can't. It's such a mess. If someone doesn't want to help in some kind of way, they don't feel like anything is wrong with them. There is really nothing you can do. They just go and you know, they're living on the street. I do believe she put her dirty wipe cloth back into her. Well, that's still good. Travel bag. It's still good. She's not littering. Yep. What you littered, dirt feces. She got a litter of clouds. She's regular. Every boy, she's good. You'd love to be as regular as she is. I mean, yeah, what a gift. Yeah. And via some of the street pooper. A little bit. I mean, every morning, seven o'clock, she's probably how we should be. Should be. Should be pooping, you know, like think about it. Just like she just stands up, bends a little tiny bit. Like we're trying to get on a squatty potty and do all these things. She just stands and lets her rip. Maybe you out the backyard in the morning, you can.

1:50:13Boom. Let it happen. Okay, what are you doing right now? You're going to. I don't like that. Position. That's a weird position. Okay, that's good. I'm not practicing to poop. Look, that may look like you're making the poop face. Or a bag. Or just. Yeah, we'd be a lot stronger in the lower back. That's how we pooped that way. And now a burglar caught with a pocket full of thongs. Okay. This burglar found with multiple pairs of stolen thongs stuffed into his pockets admitted to having a fetish. He's been jailed for his creepy crime. This UK burglar told the cops. Yeah, I have a problem. Well, Steven Poole reportedly left some ladies terrified when they discovered him in their backyard in the town of Saxon Crossway. So they're just drying their clothes outside? That's a thing in the UK. A lot of people do that. They use this, you know, the outdoor racks to dry their clothes. A lot of thongs on there.

1:51:14I guess. Tough to resist. They heard some loud banging. The slamming of a locked gate when one lady looked at her window. She saw a bright light. Realized there was a guy with a flashlight out there. Cops arrived. They discovered the guy wearing a face covering while a flashlight was also found on the ground. They confronted him. The 35 year old had stuffed pockets full of thongs. Can you hang your thongs outside? You can't. You can't. I know you can't. It's just acting. It's acting. Oh my god. You're waving the purple. Exactly. Come on. Come take these. Get a drying rack and put it in your house. Yeah. You can't do that. You can't put thongs outside. Because then this guy shows up. I would not go and collect thongs. I would not. I have a normal brain. Thankfully. However, if I was walking and I looked over and there was just 12 thongs hung up.

1:52:15A row of thongs. I would be like beautiful. That's it. A lot of thongs. This is incredible. I know it isn't great. What a great deal. I'm going to make a job. You linger for a bit. You're like, it lives there. Oh my god. Even as no one serves, we'd still appreciate it. Exactly. Just as like men. Just as men you'd appreciate. Wow. Nice. You're on these. You think he's wearing them? He says for a fetish. Whatever that is. That's very possible. Is there a clean? I feel like it's probably all of it. All of it. We're doing it all. You know, what's that fetish? Yeah. I just described it as a personal fetish. But he says the fetish is not a crime. So I mean, wearing a thong is not a crime. No, but neither is masturbating. You know,

1:53:16stealing their underwear. There is stuff. Being in their backyard when you're not allowed, what does he get? I think it's a crazy sentence. Maybe the UK is different. Over here, I don't know if you'd get anything for that. 15 months in prison. Excellent. Get in jail. Yeah. The UK's got it right. She's dictator David Perse. Oh, yes. She doesn't. She's had enough. 15 years. 15 years. There's so many people. Yeah, I don't think it would. Because I think you're nuts. You know what I mean? Like I don't think. You can't stop the crazy. You yeah, like no real. They don't think a consequent. Consequences ever. Yeah, I mean, I can't see a bunch of thongs on a on a string and not at least be like, well, Lisa, what we've got over here. Would ladies feel the same way if they walk by and we're drawing our mountain briefs outside? We would be horrified. I'll tell you this right now. So I literally was just putting, you know, the way that I do laundry, it's like, I wash all my shirts

1:54:17at once. I then I wash all my shorts and then I wash like underwear and socks. I let that underwear and socks pile get so big. If I would have put it out to dry, it was like, Dave, I think I don't, you know, I've got like three drawers full of underwear. I had like two pairs left. And I was like, okay, it's time. I mean, I at least put those all out in the back. Yeah, I think someone would have called the cops. I think someone would have called the cops on me. Over there. Yeah, I honestly, you're drawing your undies? I would have posted up so many pairs of underwear. With taking forever to that. My neighbors would have been, oh my god. In the last clip. Yeah, where are you going? Oh, it's clapped. 60 clothespins. Oh my god. And just undies. Just undies. They would have be a site. They would have a hundred percent thought that someone would have put in the underwear collection. Someone holds it in them and everyone.

1:55:17Oh, tiny socks. Oh, my god. You even noticed the socks. They're so small. They just dry on the ground. I can see the size of the clothespins. Yeah. I'm just saying like there's, I would get a different kind of attention for it. Someone would call the authorities. Yeah, we're never walking. So many panty theft stories that made the news. We've never reported on a single men's underwear theft. No, we don't want your underwear. We really don't. Okay, guys have taken some of these things. I don't think so. No, if gay guys have even taken them. No, probably not. I feel like gay guys could just ask their one gay buddy, if, hey man, can I have them underwear? Where me that Monday's? You know, and I think it's fine. Yeah. They could pay their straight friend and probably get some Monday's. Uh-huh. Would you give a gay man your underwear? You sure would. I think that's what I was alluding to. Yeah, exactly. Call me. Yeah. Where do you get your unease? You get your t-shirts at

1:56:17I have a few different pairs of underwear that I wear. You don't go for $5. I have $1. Right now I have my nicest, the nicest ones I own. Very nice. These are like nice. Nice. Yeah, expensive. You worry about your underwear a lot, Ryan? Paying attention to what you're wearing. He does. Yeah, I got cool prints and stuff on my underwear. He's got the next ones. That's right. Ryan's thing would be entertaining, I think. Like he put all the same artwork. Yeah, I think it was a male stripper living. Absolutely. Yeah, that's kind of a giant incredible. My dollar bills dry in next to it. Oh, yeah. He's definitely a dancer. I got cool ones on today. Oh, now we were on day. Wanna see him? Oh, here we go. Jason, the only one they can see. Yeah, we can't see. What is that? I don't know, it's almost like a cool zebra. Yeah, it's like a cow zebra pattern. Oh, look, a cow zebra. Black and white squiggly. I love that you're looking at Ryan and his undies. We pull it down through his shorts. So it's not like he's got a cow zebra.

1:57:18I think underneath his shorts. Yeah, a cobra. A cobra. Yeah, a cow zebra. That's interesting. Thank you for showing me your underwear. You're welcome. That's nice. Something said, I was on vacation in Florida and a girl took my boxers off the clothes line and wrote me a note on the tag, kind of like hitting on me. Hmm. Well, I mean, I put her number or something. I guess it's super hot. I mean, I can't even imagine how hot you are. Like if a woman is like, I'm writing her digits on your underwear. It's got to be his underwear. I bet I could put all my underwear out. They're not a single thing. Not a single thing of the only number. It would be nine one one. Yep, that's it. Someone called the police. That guy's crazy. Someone said there is an episode of the show Mind's My Strange Addiction where oh, no, I should have read it. You should have. Oh, go ahead. Where are girls? We don't have to say it. Girl is addicted to smelling her dads underwear.

1:58:20You didn't have to say it. You didn't have to say you didn't you read it. You're like, oh, no, never mind. Let's keep going. I can't see why you can't do that. I thought you said he had to say it. No, she said you didn't have to. I don't know. I thought you said you have to say it. I thought you said you didn't have to say it. I'm glad you had to say it. You didn't have to say it. You said him up. No, I didn't say it. I don't want to hear it. Oh, no. That's gross. Well, you know, of course it comes out. I don't believe this show. It's crazy. But I lost a lot of clients because of my addiction. I'm addicted to smelling my dads underwear. Someone's talking at the same time under it. So just be careful. Oh, yeah. I'm going to get the reaction to it. Yeah. He was like, what in the... Oh, this is her hair. Yeah. Oh, God, you need so much help. Yeah. I lost a lot of clients because of my addiction.

1:59:23But, I lost a lot of... Oh, that's all she says. That's all she says. She's addicted to smelling her dads underwear. Your dad though, you know, just sucks. That sucks real bad. It's fake. I hope so. But it's weird to write that. That is weird to write. You know, I'm gonna be like, you know, it's not... It's not, yeah. But you want to touch it right. Yeah. Like, what's the weirdest thing you can come up with? But to sign up as an acting job. To be the dad's underwear sniffer. Yeah. Don't get it. I guess you couldn't get any of those. No. She didn't have a good look. No, you're right. Yeah, no. All right. All right, imagine your high school football season being cancelled. And we've heard of that happening because of low enrollment or injuries and stuff. Yep. This is totally different. This Arizona school district, school football team has been cancelled because of dry-humping. It's a big problem. Yeah, these dry-humping. Oh, no, I got this message again.

2:00:24Hold on a second. Give me a second here. It's gotta get me. That's a border. Is it an ASMR? Developing. 12 news journalist. Got it. No, no. Told this investigation is related to an incident that possibly have been during an out of town football camp. The district isn't saying much at this time about the allegations or how many students or faculty members are involved. But they are saying that both JV and varsity football teams will be sideline until further notice. The football season for Tonopan Valley High School came to a sudden stop last Friday after the varsity team's first game was unexpectedly cancelled. Just hours before it was supposed to begin. A decision that surprised some parents. I was getting ready to go to the game myself and I got a message that due to unforeseen circumstances and if it cancelled. And I was like, that's weird. A letter sent home to families explained why. The Saddle Mountain Unified School District received a report concerning a

2:01:26potentially serious incident involving football players and staff late Friday afternoon. Superintendent Dr. Mike Winters says he immediately cancelled the game and contacted law enforcement. The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office tells us deputies took a report referencing quote, dry humping that allegedly occurred in Williams during a football camp. No other details were shared but a spokesperson tells us no victims wanted to press charges. The district is moving forward with its own investigation and placed certain faculty members on administrative leave. They wouldn't tell us how many or what their involvement was. Or maybe they didn't stop it. They were there when I happened. All varsity and JV football games are suspended until further notice. There has to be accountability, especially with some theme severe. A parent uninvolved with this incident tells me she's happy the district is taking the allegation seriously. It's disrespectful to your teammates and now because of them, everybody on their team has to suffer.

2:02:27But I do agree with how it's being handled because there needs to be consequences for that. In a statement the district tells us in part, student safety and well-being remain the highest priorities, adding they remain committed to transparency. But because this is an active matter, they cannot provide additional details. You see my allergic to drug pumping. I am. The only one that's dry hump me before his shock when he was trying to pretend to give me a high-miss maneuver. But he just was rubbing up against me. I was trying to save you. You saved him, right? I saved him. I don't know if I said he made it. He was still here. He was dry humped. Thank you, Lisa. We're having my back there. She was high. I was close. I was up next to him, but humping, you'd know if I was humping you. You'd feel that. I would not. You would have punched me in the face. If I started humping Dave Hard, he would lose it. I might do it next time. I might be dead now.

2:03:27I think I'm going to lose it. Well, hopefully, Woody wouldn't stand there. You never know. You never know. Where would you do it from the back? Yeah, I'll get him. I'll get him. You know where I'm getting him. He wanted to fight back. It would be bad if he didn't. No, no, I'll keep on making this my bad. How weird do you want to get this? I'll finish. I'm really freak him out. That's how you get him to stop. I got him to remember. I got him. Yeah, that's it. I'll see it. It'll be recorded. Back into it. It'll be recorded. Back into it. Back into it. You want to get him to stop? That's make him uncomfortable. Showing him your interest. You're back it up. I'll take whatever I can get. All of a sudden it comes wet humping. I don't like that. I don't like it. Yeah, so it sounds like mushroom hump. At least the coaches or whoever was there didn't stop it. I don't know if they were humping people. I hope the league. Right. I don't know. What are you? Who's humping? Who? Where are we humping people? I don't know. I know. The guy is humping the guys.

2:04:28I assume it was like some sort of initiation. I do know that the one guy, the one guy who wanted to do all the hazing stuff wanted to do stuff with the guys balls. Wanted to do stuff with the marshmallows. You see now a full-fledged ball? Totally tried to kiss my buddy. One night drunk. Years after football. Or come on. It was like, yeah, dude, we knew. We knew, but you wanted to do all that butt stuff. He ruined it for all the guys just trying to have a good time. Still a teammate back and forth. Or my dry humber riding Logan. Former. Well, possibly still humber. Yeah, don't bend over in front of me. I'll play it out. Yeah. You didn't know. You didn't know. Yep. You'll feel something. Dave and Chuck Delvri breaking news. What now? She vowed she'd never do it. She vowed it was beneath her.

2:05:30Newed, newed, newed, he porn. Red bikini girl now has an only fans. What? What? Happy birthday. This is, look at he turned away on his computer immediately. He's off the show. When Frosty comes to life. Frosty, this no man comes to life. Does he say that? Happy birthday. I don't know. I don't know. I sure do. I hope he does. He does. What do you know? He does. That's a birthday. I've never seen Frosty every time. I'm like, I'm time. I'm purview this moment. I purview this moment. Oh my god. That made me feel really weird. When he comes to life, he says it. Just like that. I've never seen this. Happy birthday. It's got to be from your subconscious. It's got to be from your subconscious. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to you. The Jew man comes to life. Oh my god. Happy birthday.

2:06:31Happy birthday. That was so odd. I was like, I don't even know where it's coming from. Oh. I don't know. That was Frosty. Wow. Oh shoot. David Al and David Al knew. Like 100%. That's a classic. 100%. God. It's so funny. Oh my god. You are Frosty. That's fine. I know. Purview the Jew man. He's got to see some tips. We got to find your naked ass. Then I'll see your bits. I love it. That's pretty good. That is a new holiday classic. Tell us a wrap. Oh man. Anyway, yes. She changed her mind. Chuck knew. Chuck said. I'm like, no, she's going to do the right thing. It just, she just wants to be a DJ. Oh, I think he's found it. Oh, she and the woman dubbed the Red Bekeening Girl saw her fame skyrocket with a 13-second clip of her dancing

2:07:33in a swimsuit at a foam party that went viral this past summer. She has since amassed thousands of fans on social media where she's known as ARADJ by recreating the Red Bekeening look in several other videos. Even some thought, okay. Now you're overdoing it. But now her online career has taken a turn. If she just would have only listened to me and done it right away when it was the most I am the most. Not the way people are. Overdoing it. Right. Exactly. You just go right away. Jason. Jason. Jason had a reaction. I think he didn't sign up now for this. I think better. Let's check in with Jason, see what he's thinking right now. Follow him. Here. He was shocked by something I saw. I don't know what that one was. I found her stuff. Yeah. There's no news though. She's in like lingerie and. Okay. So boom, move on. Well, the thing is truthfully it's probably like the only fans

2:08:34just like everything else. It's like get you to the site. Get you to subscribe. And then like, hey, unlock these photo shoots. Man, it's she's pretty. Yeah, she is pretty. She back when we talked about her, she said she received hundreds of inappropriate messages since the video and viral. Of course. People offering huge amounts of money for photos or private video. She politely refused them all. Yeah. She said just because people see me having fun in a bikini, he doesn't mean that's who I am. I enjoy life, laughing and having fun, but I respect myself. And I know where I want to take my career. Well, she's changed her job. Yeah, well, because like, where's it going? You know, she's active. It hasn't been that long. There's a lot of stuff on there. Oh, so she's going. She's all in though. But not nude. No, no, no, no, no, no. Have you, did you make it onto her actual site? No, she have like photo shoots to unlock? We're going to fight out in a second. Oh, okay.

2:09:35Okay. She has earned over 180,000 Instagram followers since that video went viral. Which isn't, you know, it's not that crazy. It's the people that have like a million followers when they do it. It's a real huge payoff. But just a couple of days ago, she decided to open her only fans. So it's still like super fresh. She started posting her videos. And okay, so she started it. I think three days ago, she's already made six figures. Oh, yeah. In 48 hours, she made over $100,000 in 48 hours. You know, like it's like I want to stay strong. And it's like, hey, no, you should do the right thing and just stick to being a DJ. But how do you turn down that money? She's money, especially like if really

2:10:36that you haven't done anything. You haven't done anything. You just partied in a bikini. No, but I mean, like you didn't take a new, you're not, you haven't made a porn. Right. But you just made like a hundred thousand bucks for just showing a money. She's just walking away in a thong. Oh, she's tried to recreate that video many times, since two. That's fine. I'll watch it. That's fine. I'm not as upset with her as others. People are. So this is the thing. Start the timer, dude. Yeah, because like there she's topless. You see your nips. She's bouncing around the timer. I hate finding out that there's people I know who follow. I go to her Instagram is like, dude, dude. You can just follow without following. I say it all the time. You really can't. You don't. It's don't normally see someone from around here on most of the how we do it. Yes, we do. I got a message. It's guy. I'm really yeah, pervert.

2:11:37I don't blame him. I don't blame him. You think she'll do well? She's already done well. She's already done well. But you're right. I think it would have been even better if she had has started it immediately. Yeah, I knew. I really should be an only fans coach. Did you look for yourself? Did I miss it? Will I was searching? Oh no, no, no. I would just do this. Just stuff on the Wee Sauner social media. It's different. It's different stuff. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. She's in this white little white number. Go down. We're so white. She's got a great rack. Yeah, go down. That was what I said. Oh my god. Day seven. Oh. Oh. Oh. I didn't really say it like that. Yeah, you did. Just like it. Just like it. I'm like a trossy. Yeah. Uh. Yes, that's the white number you're talking about. Yeah, up the bed. Yeah. Nope. I mean, I don't know if there's a better photo than like bent over boobs hanging down.

2:12:39Right. Like red nails right there. Uh-huh. Dang. Yeah. Like, 800 pounds right on it. Frosty sidekick. Oh, yeah. Frosty the boob man. I'm not saying it too. Happy birthday. Ever we find nudes of someone. We've got to say it now. I will. I feel like I've said it before. Yeah, no, actually, we have problems. I'll have every time I think Frosty, but I've never said it out loud. Oh, it's like a birthday present to me. That's all idea. She'll do just fine. Yeah. And it's only been three days. So she's going to continue. It's just we're just at the beginning. It's affordable. Oh, yeah. That's why. She'll make it. It's so affordable. So affordable. So affordable. I got a few bucks right here. Oh, no. It's just four. Four and one new nine. Is this site you're on called jerkmate? No, no. Jerkmate's different. Jerkmate's different. That's a good chatter, mate. Yeah. Chad with live models. Yeah. Are we out of sight called jerkmate?

2:13:41It's a fun guy. Come on. I'm just going to always see that now. I know. Little Yama girl. I'm there. And boo. Well, I don't know. We got a juify on that. I guess we can. That's fine. Frosty the Juman. They're pervy the Juman. Yeah. The Juman. No, man. Maybe I should get to work on the. Oh, you do it. No, no. Yeah. No. Go do it to me. He did it. I'll sue you. Yeah. You're right. They're good. Better. I like it. How would you like a douche Enema and water bottle combo all in one? Oh, I love that idea. Everyone likes combo items that can serve multiple purposes. Safe space, saves money, convenient, maybe even more cool. Sometimes it's like a Swiss Army knife, though, that maybe does too much. This has kind of blown up online. I think because people didn't actually click on it, while green is selling a three in one device,

2:14:42it's titled douche Enema and water bottle. But the water bottle is not something you put to your lips. It's just a spray. Like helps you to spray down there. Yes. It's 2299. Affordable. There it is. It can be a multi-purpose and reusable with attachments that serve as personal hygiene and cleansing systems. The water bottle can also be used alone for warmer cold therapy. I was going to say it just looks like one of those things like you hot water bottle. Hot water bottle. It's not a water bottle. It's not a water bottle. It's not a water bottle. Yeah. Heat it up. Cool it down. But it's not something you take to the office. Shoot it up your butt. Or shoot it up your butt, Lisa. Happy birthday. Whoa. It works. It works. I'll never say that.

2:15:43I go. It's too late now. I'm excited. It's too late. I'm excited. Oh wow. I'm probably like, what a weirdo. I love frosty big time. That's a great Jewish guy. Yeah, that's classic. Every older person was like, guys into frosty. You know that's frosty. It says that. Yeah, so it's not a water bottle. You take to the gym or to the park. It's a different kind of water bottle. It has four out of five stars. The reviews. I love this one. I love the ability to switch between water bottle and anima so much I threw out my hydroflask. Obviously someone's been so guest. Yes, of course. Yeah, the water bottle, as we mentioned, intended for therapy against your body. Not intended to drink out of. Yeah, that's tough. I can't imagine that. I think I'd buy two. I think I'd buy two. I wouldn't want to have my hot water bottle

2:16:50be my anima bottle. No, I don't think it's okay. I'm naive about this stuff. But do you squeeze it, like do you have to sit on the toilet as you do this? Or do you squeeze it up there and then keep it up there? I don't know. I think people keep it up there. Watch a video. No, I don't want to watch it. No, it won't be sex. You can find an instruction. Yeah, video. I think some people keep it up there. I saw one thing in a foreign land where you go and sit. Did we watch it here? Why would you keep it up there? How long would you mean you keep it up there? How do you hold it up there? I don't know. I feel like I could hold a bunch of water in. I've hold a bunch of water and all the time. Oh my God. There we have you. I did see some foreign land where you go to a place. It's like an anima place and you sit in a chair and then they hook the thing into you. And then you see this stuff. Was that the coffee anima or something we talked about? You know, this one was going down. You saw it, like leaving their body.

2:17:52You saw the stuff going down. Oh, it blew it up to a yeah. And they were there with a friend. Oh my god. I had one cleanse thing. It was something like that. Did we watch it? We were going to get a cleanse together. It was a big one. It was really popular back then when we watched it on the show. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. So the people just want to do it at home, I guess. And I assume you'd have to be sitting on the toilet in case stuff came out of you. That would be the smart move. Right. It would be the smart move. That's the plan. Yeah. I don't know. They do it to people laying on their side. Just like on the table. And then you have to like. But this is an ad home. So how do you do it at home? I think it stays in for that to bin. Like you do it yourself at home. And then squeeze that bottle. And then it goes up. And then you have to clench to keep it in. Then it eventually will be really. Because I think you want it to sort of be in there for a little bit so that I can like. Work this stuff off the sides. It's a little traumatic for me to watch those side videos.

2:18:55Oh, I bet. And there was back memories. That's where I was. I had my side. All these animal things are different. Oh, there's one. There's that. That's the one. There it is. There it is. Go ahead. They keep them all as demonstrates. That's you know, just how to assemble. How to assemble your animal bucket. Just that's God. He's more than showing you on a dummy, I think. To receive the Oh, that poor dummy is going to be penetrated. Careful. Oh, I'm even going to spread his buttocks. He's been there. I said the same thing. You know, I've been feeling tight recently.

2:19:58Oh, no. Oh, no. You ever get that in my ear? Oh, my goodness. All right, coming up. Bad ass of the day. What's it a pregnant store clerk do during a robbery to become our bad ass? Let's find out. The bad ass of the day. This lady is definitely bad ass. Any of you guys think you could lift a full-sized air conditioner, conditioner like from a guy? The one on the outside of your home. Yes, just throw it up on your shoulder. I honestly have no idea how heavy that thing is. I would assume no. This lady who's pregnant. Well, she's a guy stealing one from a store. Hmm, she works there. Yeah. She runs after him, wrestles it away from him, and comes back into the store with it. They're not normal. You know what I mean? She's pregnant. They're not normal at that time. Here's the story from ABC7.

2:21:00This parking lot scuffle between a four-month pregnant ace hardware employee and a man holding this 46-pound air conditioning unit spilled out onto the street. I mean, I can lift 46 pounds. The East hardware store in Rancho, Vista Plaza. I'm thinking anything they can still, they'll still, but this is like a weekly thing that they do. The manager, Carlos Morales, was not there at the time, but says the employees noticed two people walking into the store, one holding a large bag. There's always like two. One that talks to the clerks around and the other one that grabs. Within moments, you see the man in the blusher grab the air conditioning unit off the shelf and briskly walk through the aisle to the front of the store, but not without this employee intently watching him from the registers, springing into action as he brushes out the doors on his heels. She catches him right outside. No, he was running. He actually tripped. R Usling the unit from his grasp as the man tries to put it in his van. When I asked her why she did it, she said she acted on instinct.

2:22:06Morales tells us the employee has worked with the store since it opened six months ago, and witnessed an increased in theft each month, resulting in a heightened security measures. The employees is all done because they keep getting just coming and grabbing. And while the employee received critique for placing herself at risk, Morales wants to make sure people understand how appreciative he is for her hard work. But we'll always prevail when good people do nothing. True. Yes. Okay. And the LA County Sheriff's Department is still looking for the duo. Unfortunately, there were no plates on that van, but for now employees here, they're going to be on high alert here in Palmdale, yeah, she should never do anything like that again. Pretty bad. That's crazy. You're right. You don't want to cause an insane one. No, of course not. You never know who you're dealing with, you know, self at risk. But it seemed like there was like three of them though. Not many workers like that these days. No, oh my god. I'm working at ACE. Yeah. No, it's not my AC. Oh my AC. It's not my AC.

2:23:07Where's the paper I have to fill out? AC got taken. I know. It's not my AC. It's got to be. Yeah. That's the way it's got to be. Those are my thoughts. Not yours. I'm Dave Hunter on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Got a question for Dave. Chuck the Freak or Lord Vader. Send an email to email at Dave and check the freak.com. When we come back in a moment, we're kissing political hopeful Scott on camera. Part of a blackmail attempt is dating in grand theft auto six cheating. And what wild animal was rescued after an hour's long chase on Detroit's East Side will find out after this. Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Talking about the weird things that have happened in sex ed class. This one, our guest teacher for sex ed was actually really hot. At the very start of the class, she looked at us all and said, all right then, and started taking her top off. Well, me and all my friends looked at each other gasping. Turns out she was just warm and just took her sweater out. Oh my god. Oh my god. Fuck it up boys. Rap is about to get real. We're going to see everything today, boy.

2:24:08I would have turned to the kid. He was like the best artist in the class. Buckley! You draw these things. Take it in perfect. This is your moment. Who the genius passed out? You're genius now. Yeah. We'll worry about him later. I can't see his eyes. He's angry. Oh, what a great moment. I mean, disappointing. But great moment in sex ed class. He's Dave and Chuck the Freak. Dave and Chuck the Freak. On TikTok. Add Dave and Chuck the Freak. Coming up on Dave and Chuck the Freak. We're kissing political hopefuls caught on camera. All part of a blackmail attempt is dating in Grand Theft Auto 6 cheating. And what wild animal was rescued after an hour's long chase on the east side of Detroit. That's all coming up. We'll start here.

2:25:12You're a douche. I'm not a douche. You're a stupid douche. You are a select douche. I'm nominating you for biggest douche in the universe award. You're douche. Dave and Chuck the Freak salute. The douche bag of the day. Well, the Green Bay Packers may be without one fan this season. He's our douche bag of the day. 39 year old cheesehead in Wisconsin named Thomas Barath was arrested after he robbed a bar wearing a plush Green Bay Packers robe. Yeah, that story checks out. Sadly, there's no footage of it at least not yet. According to the cops, Thomas left his two kids at home by themselves the other day. Broken to a place called Jackson's Blue Ribbon Pub. It wasn't open at the time. He crawled through a window to get in. The bar surveillance cameras did catch him in the act. Police arrested him a block away. They found him asleep in the bushes still in his Packers robe with a six pack of white cloth. Well, yeah, and a bottle of Tito's.

2:26:17His mug shot is up at Dave and Chuck the Freak.com. He was charged with burglary and two counts of neglecting a child. Packers fans. Yeah, I mean, you could just stop right there when you're like douche bag of the day. In a robe. Why in your Packers robe? You just love it. I can't believe they don't have a photo of him going into the place. I don't have a police yet. I looked for it this morning. Hmm. That's too bad. It's going to be up there soon. Maybe if the place has any surveillance cameras. All right. Now a story that you'll wonder, hmm, who's telling the truth here? Two political hopefuls caught on camera. One smooch in an older guy. She's not married to all they didn't kiss each other. No, and the other one. Is she blackmailing this one with the footage?

2:27:20All right. Let's get to it. It's the kiss that's led to allegations of political blackmail. The gentleman is the mayor of a small town in Illinois. The woman is the electric clerk in a neighboring town. All at once he grabs her face and kisses her on the lips. Her reaction? A smile. They continue talking. It's after business hours 642 p.m. The town clerk Elise Huffenberg. I'm Elise Huffenberg. A married mom of three says the video shows a lighthearted, friendly, and non-romantic moment among colleagues. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That even. No way. I kiss people like you. No way. Imagine Lisa. I left you by the face and kiss you on the lips. Good morning. Yeah. They, uh, that's a, I'm starting to do this a bit. Are you? Yeah. I'm starting to hear me. Yeah. Here I am. I kissed you. Exactly. I like that. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like to test the waters. He meets you in the after work. She told you Illinois mayor, Steven Landick,

2:28:20it was inappropriate and unprofessional. That's fair. That's not an inappropriate and unprofessional reaction. Now, Huffenberg, a Democrat, is claiming she's the victim of an extortion scheme by her political opponent, Republican Liz Gorman. They are both running for the Cook County board of commissioners. I know. Huffenberg says she decided to release the video herself. After she learned her opponent had heard of its existence. My political opponents attempted to extort me regarding this video saying they would drop their threats to release it if I end my campaign. Yep. I won't be bullied to be accused of extortion in this race. How does that land for you? Extortion, it's a serious allegation. I said show me the receipts, show me messages, show me evidence. But she can't because it never happened. She's a liar. And when you live a double life, it's a life of lies. Ask for that kiss. It wasn't a first time kiss. Gorman has not been charged with extortion. Meantime the mayor and the married woman he kissed didn't return our calls,

2:29:24but the mayor reportedly apologized to her for that smooch. Well, yeah, so he's got to play it off. Like they've never done anything before. It's not. I'm sorry. She's like, looking up to it. It's like a mutual. They're they're they're something going on. This is probably something. This is, I mean, listen, I'm going to say allegedly as well, but it's probably something that's been going on for a very long time. That's like a very long time kind of kiss. It's not like a passionate. No. And if you're kissing someone like a friend or, you know, it's the cheek. It's on the cheek. Yeah. It's not a colleague ever. It's not good to worry about where you play. I did meet someone with you that did kiss me almost on the lap. Yep. I hadn't turned my head quickly. It would have been. You never know. You kiss anyone like that. Yeah. Not in the list, but the. The. The. The company. Oh, yeah. The company. I'm just. You kissed my wife on the cheek. I may have. I don't know. No, it's just. It's just. What?

2:30:25No. You say no. No, I'm. Son of a bitch. We just hugged a little bit of tongue. Wait a long embrace. It kissed her. That's just. You know what I mean? Like the it's just that is. It's very European. But but what's happening here is like a. No. No. It's not like the throws of passion. To me, it's like a. A loving moment between people who have been into each other for a very long time. Who've gone through the whole. Well, yeah, she's lying about the whole thing, which is crazy. To say she's being extorted and all of that. And she looks like one of those really rich. Uptight. Yes. suburban moms. Sure. Right? Yep. I'm sure. Sure, everyone involved here is. I bet she's a ball at a. T.A. meeting. Ah, that. Raising all the. Real. The issue. Yeah, I hate everything. Stickler. Just by looking at it.

2:31:25Right. I didn't like anyone involved in this. I know. Did not like her. All right, there was a wild animal on the loose in Detroit. An hour's long chase took place yesterday, trying to track down two lost pigs. Oh, this is the big thing I keep. Yes. They got loose on the east side of Detroit. Finally, they got them. Here's the story from WDIV TV. Monday, neighbors on Hendrick Street. Hey. And Detroit's side say they came across two pigs. A boy and a girl. A couple of days ago, we saw two pigs run up on us in the neighborhood and we just started video recording and they let us rub them and pet them and we're told some neighbors managed to catch the girl, but let her go. Her male companion stuck around. Chris Lombra set out some food and water for him under a tree near his home. Every morning out my door, he come and talk to me. Rated my stuff. Neighbors weren't sure who to call.

2:32:26We called the animal wildlife control and they said they never got a call for pigs. So they didn't know what to do. We called another number. They said we would have to pay them to actually pump pick up the pigs. So they called local for for help. We called the city and to the city's animal control came out for more than an hour. Oh my gosh. It's bad. He jumped. No. It's worked. Every time Chris almost had him, no. He's scudaddled away. Finally he darted into some bushes and with nowhere else to go, animal control scooped him up. Oh, needless to say he didn't go quietly. But finally the neighborhood's pet pig was behind bars. I saw you say you're goodbyes there. Yes, I did. I had run up to say goodbye to him. I'm glad to stand up for. Because when Black Crab Lady called channel four, this is the action we got. And that was wonderful.

2:33:27Someone owed someone a and we're told that that pig will be transferred out of the city likely to a rescue farm or animal sanctuary or life tonight. Noel Freel will go for hope the pigs stay together. Yeah, I'm sure to go to a sanctuary or whatever farm because it seemed pretty nice other than, you know, when we started trying to grab them. Because a pig instantly just thinks, well, that's it. I'm dead. That's why they start just squealing. I feel like if Jason didn't give his life together, he may look more. There's a chance. That's just the white socks, man. I'm hanging on my page. I'll thank you. I'll thank you. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. I'm going to socks. I had a Detroit. Yeah, I'm going, like, Carbobletown. Yep, that's tough. Good thing is I'm doing cocaine. Yeah, it is. Exactly. It is better. Hello drug. I'm speaking about the loose. Here's a moose on the loose. A Montana woman's ring camera captured her and dogs.

2:34:28Oh, no, no, no, having a backyard encounter with a mama moose. No, and her golden retriever. It does. Camera in the property caught what happened next. The dogs and the adult moose quickly noticed each other. She tried to scare the moose away. By yelling and grabbing her 14 year old dog, Annie. For how? 14. Oh, maybe it's a little. Maybe it's a little. After a very close encounter with a pair of moose. Moose is. Miesin. Miesin. Anywho, big sky resident Shelley Thorough, letting her dogs out, then promptly freaked out when a large moose appeared and started stomping around near the pets. The woman tried desperately to protect and collect the dogs before breaking out some bear spray and mason, those Miesin. Thoroughburn said while she was scared, she only had a cousin, sir, whatever it is called. It's a calf. Just really jacked up with adrenaline. And just trying to my main thing was just get my dogs back in the house.

2:35:29So glad we don't to deal with that. We do these stories of all the different bears and all the things. I just have deer and that's it. No turkeys and yep. So many of your dogs were like, I have a none of it. I think they weren't going after. They were like, Jesus. Well, I think the 14 year old doesn't even see the moose. I mean, it's just standing there and almost got to get them. They take on like, oh god, gotta go. The 14 year olds, the one that's pretty quick. Yeah. Because I was like, who's the little guy there that keeps getting stomped on? Yeah, run. Yeah, you gotta get out of there. You don't want to mess with the moose. And like the mama moose with their little calf or whatever, the hell they're called. They're all called calves. Yeah. It'll kill you. And by the way, not little either. No, even the baby is big. Yeah, baby's like a horse. Montana life.

2:36:29Montana life. No thanks. Clemens. Beautiful. I kind of want it. I don't want it. I want to see a moose. You do? I think from a distance, yeah, I've always always wanted to open to encounter one in the UP. You don't see it. Never seen one. I see the signs when it went to Maine. I see the signs. I don't believe it. Other there. I want to see one. You'll be tossed us under like, I think you'll be inside. Yellowstone, remember? The ol' grabber. Yeah, there you go. I saw one. I got this. Yeah. I think they finish you off, you know? Yeah. So cool. Does it count as cheating? If the character you're playing in a video game is carrying on a relationship with another character in the video game, even though you have a real-life relationship going outside of the video game. Hold on though. You're saying like, I'm in a relationship with another person in the game like we're role-playing together. Or am I just playing a game where a character in the video game, computer controlled,

2:37:30I have a relationship with that person. You're having a relationship in the video game as well as one in real life. So with an actual person? With an actual person. Controlling the character. I would assume. I would assume. Yeah. One of the details that's come to light as the release of Grand Theft Auto 6, Eeks Closer, is that two of the game's protagonists, Jason and Lucia. Lucia, they have really made incredible this time. Have a relationship that can be nurtured by the player. Okay. No. So this is, yeah, then this is not like an actual, this is like during gameplay. It'd be like in Red Dead Redemption. Like in Red Dead Redemption, you could end up getting married to one of the people in a lot of games. You can choose like, oh, my straight guy,

2:38:31am I a gay guy? Am I a straight woman? Am I a lesbian? Be a little bit different if it was like GTA online and me and Chuck had a relationship with each other. Yeah. Like in the cat in the past. Well, that's fine. That's nothing new. Right. That's fine. But it's like the sins. You can make them bang in the hot tub and stuff, right? Exactly. Like that's not cheating. No. Some real world partners do have an issue with it and have gone as far as to state publicly that they forbid their significant others from playing the game for that reason, including this woman. Well, she just said that GTA is cheating. She said, and absolutely no human way. Will her fiance be allowed to play a game if he's going to have to maintain a relationship with a girl and text her? In response, her fiance said that he will respect her feelings and now refrain from playing GTA 6 even though he wants to play it 1,000%. It's text terrible. I don't know how that works. Maybe it's if to go into the game and text in the game.

2:39:33It's just a game. It's just a game. I know. By the way, yeah, I sent you better. All there's some up there. Look at the chuck the freak. This is oh, yeah. Wow. What? Yeah. That's what Jason's doing. No. No. No. No. Happy birthday. I'm in love with the day I agree. I knew you. That's why. Yeah, that's a real thing. That's whatever. They have put in some kind of jiggle technology is what they're calling you. The latest. The latest technology. The latest. And you know, long I've been waiting for good jiggle technology. It's all they're talking about is her walking and that's just the jiggle of the butter. I know. There's like a thing where her hair falls and it looks just like how like a normal person's hair would fall.

2:40:34They know how to get people to play the game, right? Yeah, they do. Doing a little bit better with this one than Red Dead where they were trying to get the horse balls to shrink in the cold. Oh, yeah. That was one of the things that held up the game's release. I was so mad. I'm not kidding. Yeah. Yeah, they were like the horses balls will shrink in cold weather and Red Dead Redemption. It was one of the things that were perfecting and pushed it back. Yeah, I was like, just give it the damn game. Yeah, did the lay it. Rockstar has been clear in saying that engaging in the relationship is optional in the gameplay experience. You don't have to play along with the feature if you don't want to. You're playing along because you're banging because you get to bang her. But that's where we are in the world. The video game character involvement can constitute as cheating in the real world. The psychology of that's crazy. Yeah. It's not really you. You know, just this game. It's right. It's not like there's a person on the other end pretending to be that character. Exactly. That's the only time I think, okay, yeah, that could cross some kind of weird line. I'm just playing a game like in so many games.

2:41:37Get a look at those jiggle physics. Okay, let me see. A sanity. Oh, jiggle physics. That's a big call. Yeah, it's a big deal. It was jiggle. I knew it was called the jiggle. Jiggle. New game physics. You see it there and then it went away. Did you see it? It's not me to see. It won't show me jiggle physics. I click on it fast enough. I mean, this is what's up. Give me a call. Break. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with your page? I don't know. Just Google just GT six. But he said jiggle. He said jiggle. Google jism. Jiggle. I was saying jiggle. We know we are. We're talking about jiggle. Jiggle physics. Jizzics. Jiggle. Physics. I mean, you think of the physics of that then. That's wild. Is it here? I guess. I don't know what someone's saying though. So I gotta feel like our internet. Guys wrap it up. No, this is a leading one. I sent you but there was one where she's in the egg of dress.

2:42:39Like this? Yeah. Green. Dress. Yeah. I was going on with that. Look at it. I mean, it's shut down the entire. That's so awesome. They don't want you to see it. Come on. Get it. Show us jiggle physics. All right, right there. Left. See that image? That. Oh yeah. This is the walking. Yeah. The one I sent just had it right in the jizzle. Oh my god. I'm saying. Right in the jizzle. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. There you go. It gets a jizzle. That's not perfect. No, but that's the beginning. That's the beginning. This is the beginning of that's just bad. Yeah, this is just showing you how to recreate it. Yeah, but the butt when she's walking. Jiggles. Got you right in the jizzle. Yeah, you can't say jiggle physics. Jizzle physics. It is hard for me. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to fall in love with her.

2:43:39100%. 100%. I don't think you guys already have. Well, it doesn't take much. It's pretty, I mean, that as shot was wild. Yeah, the pool. The pool as shot with the glistening. Some nerd spent, I mean, I can't even imagine the hours. Making that. Perfect. Exactly. We're like, oh my god, we got to make sure. I mean, that's incredible. Careful jizzle physics. It's well done. Oh, I know. So in trouble as a society. Oh, everything is this and fake. Oh, an imaginary fantasy. Yeah, they're also going crazy for her feet, right? Yeah, that's the other thing I sent where how people are doing in-depth breakdowns of this lady's feet. So, you know, we're cooked basically is the whole gist of it all, but I mean, hey, whatever. Do you think you could fake your own death? Yes. As it turns out, Americans are more cautious than you'd think.

2:44:41They asked 17,000 adults that they found only 3% America of Americans think they could fake their own death and get away with it. That's a hard part. Never thought of it. I didn't either. What? Because why am I underage? You guys would know instantly because it'd be like, a chuck the freak went on a hike. Can you guys be like, oh, that's a lie. He's a lie. For us somewhere. Go find him. He got lost kayaking. Yeah, go find him. The final group here will 8% say they probably could. 21% said probably not. 55% the biggest group said definitely not. And 13% said they weren't sure. To me, the only way you don't get caught is that you completely just live like a no-mad and like who really wants to just live like a no-mad. Only people that are not crazy. They have to be on the run. Interesting part of this though is how the answers change depending on your age.

2:45:42Younger adults by far the most confident they could fake their own death and get away with it. Well, they're the dumbest. As you get older, that confidence fades. Fades. Yeah. Maybe you lose courage by that? I don't know. I don't know. I think you just don't know how the world works. Amber's watched enough of this stuff though that I believe that one, she could kill me. Yes. And not leave a trace. And two, she could probably then disappear herself. She's like, look, we opened up a new wing at the hospital. We just poured cement last night. We're so excited about it. Everything's like, where's Dave? I don't know. He said he was going out for a kayak. And on the jet ski. Yeah, we're not on the jet ski, but we poured the cement deep, deep, deep, deep. Good night, Dave. No digging it up. It's scary. Take up the cement. No, you're in this here mixed in. Yeah, you're right on there. Take it up. I'm in there. Never find it. It's just like off. And thank God, Lisa doesn't have two million lying around.

2:46:43A New York couple spent two million dollars renovating their home for their dog. Oh, man, for their dog for their dog buster. Oh, well, we'll get him Howard and Suze Rubin. Both 70s. I know it's just like Lisa's backyard. They purchased a 1.8 million dollar home in Pound Ridge, New York for their bearded colleague, buster. Yeah, they've been living in Florida. But buster hated the hot weather. It really couldn't go out and play. After leaving Florida for the cooler temperatures of upstate New York, they invested a pretty penny when it came to making sure their new home known as Buster's Retreat. Look at that. It was suitable for their dog. The 5,000 square foot mid-century modern home, which was built around 1995 as four bedrooms, sits on about 2.76 acres. They wanted buster to have a party all day. How many acres? 2.76. So they spent two million on renovations.

2:47:46Including adding two sun shells to the pool for buster. Yeah, I have that. Yep. So we can lounge comfortably. He doesn't like to swim, but he likes to lay in the water. It's just like Hershey. He won't go in the pool, but he'll go, he'll get his feet wet. It also comes with artificial turf and a fence in area known as his playground. The umbrellas and Japanese maples were strategically placed throughout the backyard. Shade. So buster always had shade for his fuzzy body. Over the pool where buster loves to lounge and play, there's a composite pool deck that deflects heat and protects his paws. Gotta get an umbrella in there for him. They didn't want his little feet to get burnt. And inside the house, other entertainment, he loves pop patrol. Of course. This is just most dog owners. This is just to do this. Well, it's just, it's what happens to a dog owner who has unlimited funds. Well, yeah, but it's just unlimited funds. A lot of people do a lot of things to do. Bigger their dogs are comfortable.

2:48:47I don't know about all this, but. So they did all this and they realized how we really miss Florida. What? So they're selling it and they're moving back to Florida. They said though they've had a ton of interest from dog owners. So they don't care about busters. They don't care. They've never had buster. Was it for them? I feel like it was for buster, but I mean, they're going back to Florida and he hates well, they just hate buster now. Buster, God, pretty annoying in that backyard, I guess. Buster, get inside. God, buster. God, he won't come in. Look at buster. He's trouble. He's trouble. Looks like a really nice house in a nice area with lots of light. Maybe they're just going to leave buster behind. He comes with the house. Oh, man. Yeah, you'll leave your dog for God's sakes. It's busters retreat. I know. A ton of interest already from dog owners. I mean, they probably could have just put made some kind of l-linai,

2:49:48whatever they call those things and put some air conditioning in it. And buster would have been pretty sweet. Damn, they're going to lose money on it then. They spent 1.8 on it and put two million into it. Well, you don't list it for 2.9. You don't get the money back for stuff you do to the backyard like that. That's on you. But it even did like stuff to the house. Yeah. What a dumb and best man if you're just leaving. It's just people with unlimited funds. It must be. It's a beautiful place. I mean, it's very minute. It looks very AI-y. It looks like they don't have any kids. It's like that's the like, like, like me. I like me. I'm just saying, we just stick it up. It just has a lot of things. Obsessed over our dogs. Those are our children. We have a small umbrella by the pool for Jamison and everyone that comes over makes one of us work. Oh, because of the little. I've got one for a while. I got rid of it because it's just this big, right? It's like. Oh, no, no, no. It's not my name. That's funny. Comes up to my hip. Yeah. But we put his bed beside the pool and then put the umbrella over it.

2:50:48So he stays cool. He doesn't like the under there. There's absolutely. As long as he's under the shade, he's fine. He'll sit there forever for as long as we're in the pool. But if he's in the sun, he's like, no, let me back inside. Oh, there's a gym in there. It's beautiful. Yeah. Great. It's been so. Well, take a break. When we come back, how did refusing to help move a TV result in a shooting? Do rescued mountain hikers blame AI for giving them bad advice? An idiot criminal of the day on the way. Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freak. What's your redneck slogan? Troy from Romeo. See, what we've done is not real slogan. That's how we talk. Right. Okay. There's no good stuff, but not to you. Well, we speak to our redneckings, so it's okay. Don't understand a word you just said. I said, we speak to redneckings. Oh, yeah. Lluent redneckies. Yeah. Troy, can I keep you on the line? And if we get some more people's slogans, you can decipher what they mean for us. Can you be our redneck translator? Yeah, I do. Go ahead. Okay, let's go to Jerry from Romulus. I got a friend, I would call it down south.

2:51:49If there was nothing going on, he'd say, Jerry, it's just drier than a popcorn fart down here. Troy, have you ever used drier than a popcorn fart? Well, hell does a bad crap in the world. I don't know what it means. Think about how dry popcorn is. No, you let it out. You keep press the popcorn. So I think you know, it's used to be my sharpest, but a popcorn fart is used to be dry. You okay? Troy, our redneck translator. Very helpful. He's Dave and Shuk the Freak. Dave and Shuk the Freak. YouTube.com slash Dave and Shuk. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Coming up. How did refusing to help move a TV result in a shooting? What horrible collection of things has a South Carolina man been amassing? An idiot criminal of the day on the way. I'm Dave Hunter, time to check the news.

2:52:51morning. Dave and Shuk the Freak are going dark side. There are days on godly. It's pretty much how it played out. Oh boy. An argument over moving a television resulted in a shooting that landed a 20 year old guy in prison and a 27 year old guy dead. Vader could just do it with his mind too. That's not anyone I'd dare. I know. That's amazing. I wish I could do that. Oh, wouldn't that be amazing? Uh, hmm. Oh, Amber, you want the couch over there now? Yeah, I'm just. Oh, I thought you were talking about choking people. Oh, no. I was like, uh, lifting right up. I think you'd be gone. I'd put a down. Oh, yeah. You do it. I'm a dead.

2:53:52Dave, let him go. Let him go. Yeah. 20 year old. I love it. 20 years pointless to resist. True. 20 year old. Alvin James Smith. That's guy here. It's charged with second degree murder for his role in the death of 27 year old to Markas Gibson Beard. Yeah. According to the complaint Gibson Beard and his fiancee were delivering a television. He asked Smith to help move the TV from the card of the house. Smith said, it's disrespectful to ask me to move anything. Oh, well, an argument ensued that argument escalated into what later became a shooting. Smith was seen running away from the scene crying. I'm going to jail. Well, you killed somebody so allegedly he's doing court next week. Yeah. I mean, don't kill somebody. I'll kill somebody and just help your buddy move a TV. No, you have to do that.

2:54:52Everybody's. Where buddy's. No, where they buddies are. Yes, they're buddies. I wouldn't have I wouldn't find it disrespectful. If you were to like ask me, Hey, man, can you help me move this TV that we're putting in your place from my car to here? Now when someone was like, Hey, Chuck, I want you to go outside and shovel all the snow in the parking lot. I found that disrespectful. Well, sure, it's not your job. You just know. No. I see feeling disrespected by certain tasks. Sisters, boyfriend. I mean, they're yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just disrespect. Yeah, it wasn't disrespect. It's just like it's a TV. Can we just help me move it so I don't drop it so that it still works and it's cool. TVs aren't that heavy anymore. They're not. They're not really. I'd rather help you move a flat screen TV than almost anything else. Yeah, it's pretty easy. This site is terrible. There's a lot of terrible stories out here. Oh, I know.

2:55:52I've read this. I was just sitting here reading this. I'm like, Oh, yeah, that's bad. That's a lot of bad stuff. It's really dark stuff. Yeah, yeah. Long crime. Long crime. Okay. That's probably the lightest thing on long crime. Yeah, yeah. The old TV death. Yeah, that's what it does. It's just like what's the lightest thing I can find on long crime today? Wow. Oh my god. Yeah, awful stuff. Your dad's dead. I sold his house for five bucks. Wow, that's crazy. That's a deal though. Yeah, I mean, the first thing I got it, yeah. In California, three novice hikers attempted to climb Mount Shasta. Here you go. One pop up. A lot of Mount Shasta. Yeah. Mount Shasta is a volcano that last erupted 3,000 years ago. And it's the fifth highest peak in the state. Unfortunately, their inexperience show there to be rescued by the United States Forest Service. The reason they ran into problems, they say it's because they relied on the bad advice

2:56:55they received from artificial intelligence. Oh, well. First, they set up their base camp at what was deemed a prohibited site. Well, because AI told them to. Right. Then they brought enough food for an eight hour climb, which sounds great until you realize it takes 17 hours just to reach the summit. And they still had to go back down. Holy crap. Then it took them off course. And their phone battery started to die. So they realized they had to call 911. This might be a UFO spot. After one of the men suffered a knee injury, they realized they had bitten off way more than they could chew. They stopped their descent at 11,000 feet at around midnight and then waited for help to arrive. Forest Service climbing rangers reached them about 930 the next morning. They were led back to camp by 630 that night. Upon reflection, the group realized their eight hour climb food supply was good, but

2:57:55they probably should have had at least double that and relied on their own abilities, rather than rely on AI advice. Does someone in California? Yeah. Yeah. This is a UFO central right here. Mount Chasta. A lot of stuff with up with Mount Chasta. Underground cities. The famous hotspot for UFOs. The face inside of it or something. They don't know. I want a pop pop. I want to show you something. But then it just makes me feel like these hikers were just a group of Chubbier UFO guys, you know, that we're like, we're going to go up there and see if we can see anything and they're not prepared and we're just asking chat GPT for help. You know, where should we set up base camp and how much food I should bring and all that. And we just brought the readers. Yeah.

2:58:55They got to start putting somebody at the front of the trail. Like a roller coaster. You got to be this tall. They got to do all the specs on these guys. Right. Let's take a look. You guys know where you're getting into here. You guys know anything about this. You have to do proof. You can do like 200 jumping jacks or something and not be winded. Got to sit out. All right. Listen, we've all encountered old people on the road that have enraged us. Yes. Yes. If we're honest. Oh, yeah. But you cannot kill them. Yes. You cannot. Okay. Probably shouldn't even interact with them. No. Because I've learned myself. Can you bump them? I've wanted to. I know. A neatie year old guy was involved in a road rage incident. He's recovering. Oh my. After this, here's the story from WIVB TV. Thankfully, my dad's still here. I like him just replaying. My head is what he went through. And it's just terrible. Town of Niagara police say 24 year old David Ryan Hart of North Donawanda is facing felony

2:59:57charges after an alleged road rage incident that sent an 80 year old grand island man to ECMC Tuesday. say it followed a brief verbal exchange after cars stopped abruptly to avoid a collision. The suspect that exited the vehicle approached the elderly gentleman and struck him several times with his fist, which was witnessed by several witnesses in the area. The victim then slowly rolled to the side of the road and ended up on the sidewalk and we think he lost consciousness at that point. Police chief Craig Giuliani says the incident ended in the area first avenue in military in front of the fashion outlets. He says witnesses stepped in to help putting the man's car in park and rendering eight while calling 911. We spoke with that witness who says he knew he had to step in. If I see a situation like that, I'm going to try to help out. I ran across traffic and I tried getting his attention, but he was just out.

3:00:58His eyes were open, but nobody was home. Yeah. So I actually reached in and grabbed his transmission shifting knob and threw him into park. We want to stop in a couple less than a foot from the guidewriters in the utility pool that feeds the factory outlet. Police say the man had serious injuries to his head and face. He was taken to ECMC and his home, recovering Wednesday. They're pretty sure he had a concussion. He doesn't remember. And I'm grateful for this that he doesn't remember when the person was beating on him. The victim's family is choosing to keep his identity private at this time, but his daughter tells us they're beyond thankful to the witnesses she believes saved her dad's life. Like I just don't understand. People don't know my dad. Most people will see this. They do, but like he's a Vietnam war veteran. He's a Marine Corps veteran. He used to do meals on meals. He just does anything for anyone. There's no one can say anything bad about him. And I'm not just saying that because he's my dad.

3:02:00Police say Reinhardt has a criminal history. We'll be back in court for his arrangement on September 16th. How old is this guy? 24 right? No, but like the old 80s. How do you punch an 80 year old? I don't know. I can't make it really mad. I know they do, but still like as mad as an 80 year old, he's no. He's never. That old guy that was just an a-hole that I encountered in Florida, just an a-hole. I knew I couldn't punch him. You wanted to. I thought about it. I knew I would never do it. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's just like you realize, okay, it's not. He was an horrible human being. Right. I feel like an 80 year old in Florida might be armed, so you should be careful. Yep, yep. No, you have to be armed. They've definitely called him names. We had to stand up for a bit. And a coffee shop. Yep. I'm here to get some coffee, old Tater. What do you do to you? He cut me off. Yeah. I was turning into a spot and he blocked me so I wouldn't get in there. Yep.

3:03:00Guess what? My spot. Keep looking. Tall man. He couldn't get in if I didn't move. I couldn't get in if he didn't move. Yeah, still me. This is called a Mexican standoff. Probably would still be there right now. Vamber wasn't in the car. Oh, wow. Just a son of a bitch. Sounds like it. Yep. I would have paid, I mean, unlimited funds. To see that? Oh, to see that. I was just waiting for someone to pull out. And he got into some way. He wedged in there somehow because he was able to sneak past as the other car was coming out. I couldn't go through the car. He was, he came flying up and in. Got you. Glad you got over it. Yeah. Yeah. You don't think about that guy? Yeah. Oh, man. He's probably dead. Yep. There he is. He was an actually old. Yeah. He's dead. You can take solace in that.

3:04:01Really old prick. Well, take a break. That prick is dead. When we come back in just a moment. What horrible thing is a South Carolina collecting so many of that he could set a world record, idiot criminal of the day and more still to come. Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freeze, a popular condom brand is now offering a pack of luxury condoms that essentially guarantees you'll have great sex. It's condiment to provide the feeling of skin on skin contact that allows users to feel nearly everything. Yeah. Do you do that, worry? Whispering. Oh, no, it's got a lot of problems here. What's with they doing those commercials all the time? They all everything. Ultimate comfort. Sensitivity. Sensitivity. Sensitivity. Sex. Spurmissile jelly. That doesn't sound so sexy. No. Dave and Chuck the Freeze. Dave and Chuck the Freeze. Online at Dave and Chuck the Freeze.com.

3:05:07Back here with you on Dave and Chuck the Freeze. I'm not a collection guy. I don't collect things. I know a lot of people are into that, but of all the things you could collect, this is glamour. What? Socks. Socks. Yeah. A South Carolina man attempting to break the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of socks now has over 2,000 pairs. Oh my God. Jesus. Jesus. This guy's covered in bits. Oh, yeah. He's a retired firefighter and paramedic. Here's the story. Importing the community is in Darryl Parker's DNA. For 30 years, he worked as a firefighter, paramedic and Philadelphia, saving lives and teaching CPR. Now retired, he's still serving his community just in a much different way. My wife was like, oh, listen, you got so many socks here. What are we going to do? So I said, I'll donate them. But then my grandkids came and told me they were like, pop pop, look, how about tri-foot up Guinness World Record?

3:06:09And I really never thought about it. But since they said something about it, I was like, you know what? Let's do it. It started as a father's day gift. Then everyone began giving him socks, birthdays, promotions, anniversaries. Now he's chasing the Guinness World Record for the largest sock collection. That record, 1,531 pairs. And right now we have over 2,000 and they still carbonate. The community is rallying behind him and you can too. Every new sock donated will go straight to a local shelter. And I really believe that doing something like this, bringing the community together, I believe we want to bring some chair and some laughter. And his favorite pair, they're from the heart. When I felt that I had heart failure and I was in the hospital, they gave me a pillow that looked like this. And I actually had this socks on at the time. I love these because it has the little heart on it and then the little signs of life. Although he's retired, his mission to help others continues.

3:07:09And we can do this as a community and create just a little smile. We did we did justice. I saw the smile with this guy. What is he doing? Something with a sock? He's just not keeping him on display or something. Doing what with them? The collectiveness. So we'll go to the shelters. Eventually. Eventually. After he sets the bracket, right? But it doesn't seem like a hard one. You just got to buy a bunch of socks. That's not bad. I could go break it one day. I have two that I condone. We don't. That are wacky like that. I condone. You bought me. Oh, one's got like trails on them. Yeah. The other one's like a multiple. Yeah, you've been trying to unload those for a while. You should donate them. Why? Oh, yeah, I wear them every night. Yeah. I get my tits as warm as those stars of David on my fuzzy socks. He's really upset. He's better with this guy. It's better than that tooth.

3:08:09Was it toothpaste collection or toothbrush? Trush, toothbrush. Trush, pencil. Pencils. Pencils. Pencils. It's better than that. At least he's all bad. It's all bad, but he's doing something with it. And you could be the Guinness World Record for the tiniest socks on a grown man. Yeah. It's very, it's very possible. And I have quite a few of them. Go for it. The size of my thumb, some of they fit on his feet. Yeah. I'd have to, that's the problem, right? Because people would be like, oh, put these little baby socks on. I'm like, no, they won't fit. What if you donated your socks and they didn't make it to his collection? Like he made fun of them. He was like, well, it's somebody donated. No kidding. No kidding. No kidding. No kidding. No kidding. No kidding. No kidding. No kidding. No kidding. I don't know the socks burn. Oh my God. You're crazy. Did you hear what happened? You're crazy. So, he was so close. Start over. If you've parented a young kid, you've surely heard some dinner time whining about how, I don't want to eat that. I ate that.

3:09:09Yeah. Someone asked the internet, parents in other countries, what is your kid's equivalent of? I don't want that for dinner. I'll just have chicken nuggets. So all the round-the-rounder in other countries. In Mexico, it's quesadilla. Oh yeah. So even here, my one kid will just eat quesadilla. That's what he wants. Rollin'. Yeah, quesadilla is great. He loves the quesadilla. In Japan, it's frozen guiza. What? That's like Japanese chicken nuggets, right? They're like little... Oh, okay. Like dumplings, isn't that? I don't know. No, it's from there. Not from those parts. I'm not a Japanese expert. That, yeah. Traditional Chinese dumplings made of minced meat and vegetables. Okay. Delicious, done correctly. In China, it's tomato and eggs over rice. It seems like the worst one. Yeah, sure does. It's basically scrambled eggs cooked with tomatoes until they're saucy. Oh. Nothing to do. Oh. I just had to like, I just tomato-y egg.

3:10:11Shaqshuka? Yeah. It's Jewish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Jewish. It's a huge thing in Israel. Yeah. Huh? Yeah, I was, I was middle-easter. Oh. I don't see anything about Israel here. All right. Nice of you trying to claim it, but you can't take it. I know you did. I know you did. I know you did. It's all ours. They've got a tendency. Yeah, it's eggs poached in tomatoes, olive oil, pepper, onion, garlic, spices. Who's really good? That's where I had it. It wasn't in Israel. Maybe it wasn't like it's your whole dish, okay? All right. Come down with that claimant stuff. I'll just show you this. I'll just show you this. I'll show you this. I'll show you this. I'll show you this. I'll show you this. There's a white rice with room temperature tomato sauce on top. It's called Tomat Frito. That's gross. It's their mac and cheese, they say. That's it. That's it. That's the one. Wow. Someone get those kids some mac and cheese quick. In Canada, it's Poutine. No, it's not. People don't have French fries, gravy, and cheese curds just lying around.

3:11:14That's just not true. They lie. They're lying. It's the most popular glowy and loud. They have to order it from somewhere maybe, but I don't know many Canadian homes that have all the ingredients of poutine on hand. Right. I figured you did. No, you don't. You don't. In Germany, noodles with butter. Boring. I mean, you know, it's a lot of German food though, it's pretty. Oh yeah. In the UK, spinach cannelloni. That's bull crap as well. It's the United Kingdom spinach cannelloni little kids are asking for. Wouldn't it be like, I mean, I guess, like bangers and mash or something like that? Like it being some toast. Yeah. You know, in Sweden, meatballs. Yeah, you just made stuff up. Whatever your famous. Exactly. That's just a sweet ball. Let's put Swedish meatballs. I feel like they would not even eat Swedish meatballs in Sweden. We eat column that and we eat them.

3:12:16In Thailand, it's eggs and rice that's mixed with shallots and fish sauce. No, thank you. It's kind of like a weird fried rice. The fish sauce though throws me off. I feel like there's like fish sauce and a lot of things you don't realize. In El Salvador, the kids want papus, papus, papusas. I always do. But what are you talking about? Papusas. Papus. Papus. Papus. The thick corn or rice flatbread filled with savory filling. So it's kind of like a... I could probably get behind that. Yeah, I'll eat that. Yeah, that looks okay. Kind of like their version of an aponato. Papus. Papus. Papus. Papus. In North India, Aloporata. That's, this is absolutely right. What is this? It's like a bread stuffed with potatoes. And where are we? In India. India. What's it called? Aloporata. Okay. Is there spices involved? Yes. Not crazy spices. Because they want to be bland. They don't even do anything. Yeah. But it's basically like Indian potato flatbread.

3:13:19Okay. Oh, it's just potatoes in it. Potatoes and spices. So good. Wow. Done, right? It's a surprise you don't have one of those in your back pocket all the time. I've seen some guys on the street make this with their feet. I just stop it. Amber's mom used to make this all the time. Oh my God, it was so good. In Vietnam, they go for instant ramen. In the Philippines hot dogs. The red ones. Hot dogs. They're died in the Philippines. Oh, wow. No thanks. What do you mean? Doesn't sound healthy at all. And that red diet, which is like the worst one, right? Oh, red and juicy in their cold. Red and juicy. And they use that food color. Yeah. Red for it. Yeah. Yeah. It's literally just trying to kill themselves. I mean, I would do. Hot dogs. I would too. But. And in South Korea, the kids, when they don't want what that's been made for dinner, like Chuck, they asked for fish cakes. Oh, fish cakes. Yum. Look. South Korean fish cakes.

3:14:20Yummy. Well, take a break. When we come back, idiot criminal of the day, what pizza crime has a guy been committing? We'll explain after this. Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freed. Next message that came into us, she said, I met a man who is 67. I'm 51. His longest relationship was 10 years. We've been dating about eight months, and he just asked me to marry him. At 67, he's only got probably another 10,000 pumps in him. Like, you have to understand that we have to tell you how to get a pump. Yeah. There's a 10 just like an engine. There's only so many pumps. Yeah. You even say it. You might be like, I can't. My last pump. I don't think you know during the pump. I think you do. I think you know what's over. My last pump. It's Dave and Chuck the Freak. Dave and Chuck the Freak. Dave and Chuck the Freak. On Instagram, at Dave and Chuck the Freak.

3:15:27The idiot criminal of the day. We're off to Poland for this one. Where a man faces up to eight years in prison for ordering hundreds of pizzas to random addresses. hilarious. Chuck, I knew you would love this idiot. hilarious. I can't wait. I'm going to order David pizza this week. Poland's a lot of central bureau for combating cybercrime. Dave's having a big party. He's going to need a hundred pizzas. They recently announced the arrest of a twenty-five year old guy. Let me sound the radio. For suspicion of stalking identity fraud and causing massive financial losses to several Polish pizza places by ordering hundreds of pizzas at random addresses across the country. He'll tip you when you get here. According to the investigation the pizza orders were placed by the young suspect in this bizarre case. Not only include detailed information about the victim, which could only have been known to them or their closest friends, but also serious threats as well like setting fire to

3:16:29workplaces and stuff. Most of the bogus pizza delivery orders were met for certain addresses, but a few dozen targeted some major Polish cities as well. Several pizza places ended up incurring serious losses by fulfilling all the orders, many of which were rejected, of course. Yeah, I mean, he got to be a little bit smart, I mean. In one instance, he placed an order for over 300 pizzas. Dave Hunter. A total price over $10,000. These have a big party, Amber's go up, pulling out all the stops. Look into it, ask around. There's other people that are doing some catering for it. Anywho. They secretly rated the suspect home when they figured out who he was. They seized devices and data carriers and they realized it was all him. It's no fun if you can't make like the target of your, you know, like I would want Dave to have to pay for all the pizza. It's not nice to make like the pizza place go under. That's no fun.

3:17:29If Thao McGillty, the 23 year old guy risk spending up to eight years behind bars. Eight years. Eight years. Not funny. Not so funny. Not so funny, Jackass. You're eight years in prison. Cancel that order. I don't know. What can I buy myself and send there? Throw the book at him. Throw the book at him. You're donkeys here. You're a idiot. You're such an idiot. Those are my thoughts and this idiot's as well. I know. That's going to do it for us here on this Thursday. Stay safe and we'll talk to you next time on Dave and check the free. I think everyone should say penis so we can take away the negative power of the word. Yeah. So everybody. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Thank you for listening to Dave and check the free.