To Catch a Cheater: Ryan & Vanessa’s Experiment Goes Off Script

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3:04Okay. So yeah, it's since, you know, it's another girl. I want her to let her pick. And we have this mutual friend. Her name is Jenny. Like she's hung out with us. Who with us the bars? Like what does and, you know, like she knows her. So that's who she, who she chose. And Jenny was down for it. So she was like, neither of us had done this before. And she was super nervous about it. She's never been with another girl. So she was like, drinking a little bit, you know. And then we drank a lot of smoke to light. And she ended up getting too trash and ended up, and it didn't end up happening. But since then, I feel like since then go down. Like she's just been distant, you know, like I know my wife. And I got into the tunnel. She's bored. She's just like, she doesn't text me back. Like she usually used to. And it's just been very vague. And she's just going out a lot. And I don't know, man.

4:04I just got this. It's like just a bit of my stomach. Like I feel it. So was that Jenny girl there that time when you, when you guys all were getting kind of messed up before it was actually about to go down? Was she also there prepared to let it go down? And then just know it just never happened. Okay, okay. Yeah, we were all hanging out. But then yeah, Vanessa just, I think I think she just was a little too nervous. And then, you know, try to overcome it by. We just drank a smoke a little too much. And, you know, so yeah, it just didn't happen. Do you think that she's spending time with Jenny without you? I don't know. I mean, maybe, but I know some, some's going on. I don't know if it's with Jenny or with another guy or some, but it's just. Like I can tell when she's bored. Like she's around. It feels like she doesn't want to be there, you know. So do you boredom automatically goes to bedroom? Like could boredom be conversation? Could it be you guys? Not just better. It was more, it's more like just like the way we used to enjoy our company. Sure. You know, it's just stuff like that.

5:04And like her responses are vague and quick. And, you know, it's just been forever since we've had sex. Yeah, I don't know if I, you know, if I screw up the number, like I just, I just missed, you know, that mischievous little cycle that I married and, you know, okay. Well, we'll try to figure out for you. Ryan is on the phone and Ryan thinks that his wife of six years Vanessa might be cheating. So in a second, we're going to call her and pretend to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards card member and say that she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if she sends those to Ryan or to somebody else. But before we do that, Ryan, why don't you refresh our memory on why you think she's cheating? We wanted to spice things up at the bedroom and we tried to get our friend Jenny involved, but she was really nervous. My wife and then, you know, she drank a lot. We smoked a lot and she just ended again, a little too trashed and it didn't go down. But since then, like if she's just been distant and like, you know, I don't know what the deal is.

6:05We have sex forever. We're just vague and like non-responsive. She doesn't touch with bag right away like she used to. And it's just, you know, it's just awkward. All right, man. Are you ready for us to call her? Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Hi, this is Carboh calling from I was looking for a rewards card member named Vanessa. Hi. Yes, that's me. Vanessa, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations. You're this month's big winner. Thank you for shopping with us. Okay. What are what? What are you talking about? The flowers. The flowers. Okay. I won flowers. Every single month, we choose one rewards card member to say thank you very much for being such a valued customer. You've won 36 long-stemored roses, box of candy, or chocolates and card to be delivered to anybody that you want within the 50 United States of America. It's a $360 value. Actually, congratulations.

7:05Oh, that's awesome. Okay. Yeah. Thank you very much for shopping with us. Yeah. No, I love your shorts for sure. Thank you. And here's how it works. I can take the information down over the phone in just a matter of minutes. If you know who you want to send them to right now, I can do that. Yeah. No, I'm glad. I know who that. I want to send that to you. Yeah. Great. Okay. Let me just put my form here. The first thing I would need would be the name, the first and last name of the person that you would like to send them to. Yeah. Her name is Jenny. Okay. Jenny. And is there anything you would like to put on a card? Yeah. Can you pay it? Thanks for opening my eyes and other things for you tonight. Yes, I can do that. And also just one more small thing. I want to let you know that your husband is on the phone listening to this. What? This is actually the Jubal Show. It's a radio show. My name's Jubal. Yeah, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And we do a segment called to catch a cheater where if you think you're significant,

8:06otherwise, you're cheating. You see who they send flowers to. And your husband Ryan is on the phone. What? Ryan? Wait, what? You called the radio? Ryan? Yeah. I knew something was up because you're just you've been. You've been so distant and like I could tell that something's off with you. And I didn't know that was going to. So I thought maybe there was another guy or. No, no, you are a piece of crap. Seriously, you called the radio. What? What did you think you you thought I was cheating or something? You that's really, really, you know, rich coming from you. Why you definitely knew something was up. Well, okay. I don't know what you told you people, but did you tell them about what you did with Jenny? What did you do with Jenny? Oh, that's what I figured. That's what I thought. So Ryan had this great idea that we should have a threesome. And I passed out before anything happened. And then I heard, you know, I called Jenny, the girl who was there.

9:09I called her the next day and she was like, yeah, also I should probably tell you that me and Ryan hooked up a little bit. Oh, what? So you cheated Ryan. You were the one you cheated. We did. We, yeah, we were drinking and we didn't have sex. Nothing like, yeah, we messed around with it. No, no, hey, I know exactly what you did and me and Jenny did the same stuff. So there you go. I get worked even and I really liked it. So did you do that to get back at him or because you like Jenny? I think at first it was seeing it back at him and I also just like, okay, well, his whole thing was like, like, the end of her horizons, like you should become more like liberated or whatever. And so, you know, if he thinks it's okay for him to do it, then I should be able to do it too. And I really love. See how technically both cheated on each other with the same person. He's one who started it. So you want to come up with the praise. I used to want to come up with her when I would see it. So, you know, who's the real one at fault here? I mean, both of us obviously.

10:09So you started it. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I didn't tell you. I'm still terrible, but I just like I don't want to continue the way things are gone with you, you know, being distant with me and my disengaged like it has been awful for me. Well, I think it's crap that you cheated. And yeah, I don't like it. I don't like the way this is going. I'm miserable right now with you and I don't like to see that. The communication is starting to really open up. I just have a question about that. Did you guys set rules in place before you walked into this three something? Like, did you discuss that if one of you passes out, you can continue without the other one or whatever it is because it's because what I do know, Victoria, who looks at me, you can't go into those types of things. Actually, Jubal knows too. You can't walk into those types of situations without having rules. Yeah, Ryan's got no reason to have rules. We're all friends. It'll be fine. Whatever. And clearly that was not the case. Okay.

11:09And yeah, we can't go back from that. No. All right. Well, it looks like you guys have a lot to talk about. Ryan, you got your answer. And sorry, there's no flowers, Vanessa. Maybe they both got to stop talking to Jenny. I'm not. So I think what it means. I don't want to do all the things you do in marriage. Yeah, okay. Listen, we have two options here. We can call it quick because we cannot come back from this. We can call it quick. But it's a thing that's changed out. But your other option is. Jenny's coming over here and about half an hour. Get your over here and maybe we can. What? Have a conversation. Have a conversation. That conversation is not going to be a lot of talking. Let us know how that's rippled. Yeah, okay. Yeah. I'll be free. Yeah, I'll take option to. Okay. If you're ready to feel confident again, visit orderlymeds.com to learn about which GLP1 you may be eligible for. Getting started as fast, easy, and happens virtually through telemedicine from licensed professionals.

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