The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E183 - Eric Von Weenie

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1:03Tim Andrews is here, Autumn Fisher is here, George Clark is here. Look at that, the plus one, English Nick, who's actually a doctrine error. Yeah. It's just an extra doctrine error for no additional fee. And we have Jared Yamamoto. How are you feeling? How am I feeling? Yeah. I love the fact that it's Thursday. Yes, what you were saying yesterday, you're waiting for this moment. I've never been so happy. Ah, you got through it. Is that a third? I'm saying I got through it. I'm saying I put my head down. I still have a sling and or an arrow here or there. Is there a head down and I charged on through like a bull and it's now behind me. So is there a Netflix stand up, Eric Von Hesler special in the future? You know what? No. Five minutes. The answer is no. There's no more Eric doing stand up in the future. Really? No, even for the kids of... Listen, I love Choa. I'll do things for Choa. I'll figure out something else. That's a great event.

2:04Everybody was, it was, it was, it was, it was all so, it was great. Tony, Tony Scov from Kiss. Don't get upset Paul Stanley. It's not that kiss. Did they have the trade mark? Are they, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is the radio station. So it's a station that plays music in their cold kiss. Yes, but they don't need to look at it. But they don't play kiss. We know Apple, you know, we're not okay. Right? Yes. They gave a lot of money to fall in. Well, this wasn't, he wasn't. Well, he's not from your band. He's from the, our sister station, Kiss. And he's, he was up there for like 30 seconds. I was like, oh, he does this. He's very funny. He is, he's been doing stand up for a while. He was very, very good. Aaron was good. I mean, Dave Baker, everything is fine. And I would say for myself, you know, I, you know, I, I didn't get, I didn't get humiliated. It wasn't special, but it wasn't humiliating. I was so, I feel like a survivor. I, I survived. But that's not my medium.

3:05The Dave work blew like he usually does. Yeah, you know, Dave Baker. Yeah, it was just, yeah, it was just, yeah, it was, yeah. Yeah, it was, yeah, it was, I think it took off as close at one point. After crossbane. Dave Baker, yeah, you, the whole, he did his whole Burke writer thing. Check out my crossbases. I remember she. I was drinking redressions or a train. I had that with Dave Baker at the Braves game on Tuesday night for a client thing. And he was very well behaved. Uh, well, I mean, well, no, because he wasn't, I'm saying his act. Yeah, his act is very blue. It's all after this, F that, you know, it's, that's Dave Baker. That's not Dave F Baker. I'm just kidding. I gotta tell me, that's not true. I'm just making that up. I don't need Dave Baker. You know, when he gets mad, whoo, whoo. Look at it. He comes after you. I brought my brass necklace. It calls me Van Hestler. I know I've been trouble. There's your ego, my nassar. Those are big brass knuckles. He's a big dude. He says taller than me. He's taller than me. He's taller than me. That's tall. It's all great. It was a great event and everything. Did you go to the company stand up? No, I did not make it last. George did. George's joke went over very well. Were you there early enough to see your joke? I did.

4:06Yeah, that joke went over very well. What was the joke? Uh, it was, it was about, uh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It was, it was, it was, it was about, uh, it was kind of making, not making fun, making light of some of the sponsors. It was a word play. It was word play. A little bit. But it was funny. Uh, the opening jokes went pretty well. The stuff went alright. Then I got, I think I did 12 minutes. And I think I did a, you know, halfway decent eight minutes. And I probably should have left right there. But we got to like the eight minutes and I realized I don't really have the way to end this thing, you know. So I just thanked everybody for their donations and, you know, what's it used to? That is a cover to get off stage. You went sincere. I went sincere. That's what, that's a good way to go. I went sincere, but since Eric, can they call you? What is it? Sincerec. I went sincerec. Sincerec. Sincerec. We got a show name already. All right, we're done. Welcome. We're going home. I'll see you next week. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

5:07I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Audience. But these kids are too. You don't make the rules. Yeah. I make the rules, but you know, you were, you were one of the punchlines of Mark Ehram's jokes. Yeah, you know, it was funny. You know, it was funny as he was doing that setup was kind of a long setup. I was going along and he was like, okay, where is this going to land? You know, it was, it was a total, you know, kind of thing like you think he's talking about Trump, but he was talking, I was like, where is this going to land? It is an empathetic guy who does get ratings, but blah, blah. We're stuck with him. Sarah Cvon has been doing that. Oh. It was funny though, because I was just like, I was finally going to say, okay, where is this going to land? It's going to land on somebody. Ooh, me. Oh, it's me. Yeah. Special. You know, it occurred to me that many, many years ago, I fled comedy clubs for radio. And now when I go back, it's like Vietnam. I get like PTSD. I'm just being honest.

6:07You were at the end by the doors playing in your bag. Yeah. As I was walking in, actually, I was in the car. Stephanie was driving me and I kind of fell asleep on the car and you just would get there. He woke me up and I went, sigh gone. Get up. The horror. The horror. The horror. It was a great evening. Thanks to the punch slide, everybody. I'm not listening. The crowd was, I mean, the amount of money that was raised was fantastic. But I think two years of Von Hest are going up on stage is enough. We'll do a live thing or something like that. And they don't, as long as they got Tony Scow, they do not need me. I'm telling you. He is very, very funny. If you ever get a chance to say, he must do this. He must do live work a lot. I would imagine. But if you ever get a chance to see him. Did he MC or actually do a set? No, he did a set. He was on before, Aaron. And it was fantastic. It was really great. They pepper the amateurs and then in between stick the real. That's the whole thing for me. It's just like, I just can't be that guy.

7:10I can't be, hey, he's the reporter from the AJC who's going to do five minutes of comedy tonight. That's just not me. I think if you do sign up again, we should make a point of doing a little writer's session before. But see, here's the whole thing. See, here's the whole thing. It's like, yeah, and then when you do that, here's the problem. Here's the proxpectations. Yeah, your expectations, their expectations. The whole problem here is expectations. Because we have a very funny show. I'm not going to be a jerk about it or jump up and down, but people expect good humor from anything that has my name on it. And then I'll expect like, that was okay. And so I think I got to get out of the business of delivering. That was okay. I don't know if this provides. We improvise. Exactly. Also, I'm in complete control of the setting here. And I'm a little bit of a control freak. And so you're walking into somebody else's territory. They make the rules, comedy crowds. They have expectations that are not, you know, there's no reason for them not to have those expectations.

8:12So I just, you know, it was fun. While it lasted, it was enjoyable. Is the crowd at this particular event old Donators to the... Yeah, it's a great event. I mean, it's a great event. It's not just cold stand up. Yeah, they know who they're coming to see. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but yeah, they're expecting some. If they may, if you make them laugh for real, for real, then they're probably, it's a bonus. Otherwise, they're just there to see you. Yeah, no, I know that. And there were a few moments there where there was some genuine laugh, especially at the very beginning. I don't know. George saw it. I thought the first couple of jokes went over very well. And then it just gets... The last ones that were bad. Yeah, which is like I was just kind of, you know, just... Going through the motions. No, no, no, no. I heard the Q&A was great. I heard the Q&A was very funny and went over well. See, that's the part I didn't, the very beginning. The first joke did. The first joke with the first question went over really well. And then we probably should have entered it there. Are you in a simmer? Are you referencing to the Q&A, like, the very very end? Well, it was not fake one.

9:13The fake one that I did. And the first one got a really good laugh. The idea was, you know, you want to do a Q&A with the audience, but you guys didn't come here to work. So we wrote the questions already who wants to ask the first question. And the response to that got a really good laugh. And then we had two or three more. Probably just should have entered it there. But I don't know. It's just a... No, I know that. Yeah. But I also didn't create magic. And my standard is if this name is next to humor... Magic or bomb? Yeah. Well, just magic. If you could avoid bombing. And once you realize that, well, in this venue, I can't deliver magic. Then you just... Now you're just like, okay, I'm going to go back over here where people tend to think that we can. Dropping magic bombs. Dropping magic bombs. It's a whole different field. It's complicated. And it's all... Well, it's magic bomb. Also, you know, the thing is, I feel kind of stupid inside because I respect the people who do stand up comedy. And so it's...

10:13I'm kind of in between on the... I don't want to be the radio guy who comes in like, okay, I can do this. And, you know, one night a year. I find that to be disrespectful. On the other hand, you are up there for 10 minutes and you've got to do something. And the audience expects something. So I think the whole thing kind of makes me a little uncomfortable all the way around. And I don't like discomfort. I don't know if you've noticed that. But I don't know. I'm not a big fan of... Really? Not a big fan of discomfort. You being out of your comfort zone. You don't like that? Really? They say get out of your comfort zone. But you know what I've found is that... It's better. Much more comfortable inside of my comfort zone. That's the comfort zone. The cone of comfort. The cone of comfort. That's what I'm talking about. I'm staying forever more deep inside the cone of comfort. This week on the cone, comfort cone. Special guest star. Tim Andrews. I. Tim had comfortable with you. I'm fine because I'm not there really. I'm at my house. Yeah. Tim Andrews has another comfort zone because I saw him do it, which is like the sort of sketch

11:15comedy thing. He did see very good at that. Oh, thank you. And should do more of that. Because you went to that and I didn't go to your thing. So it's terrible. It's a very funny thing. It's fine. Let me tell you something. Wait, that's me project. When I get out on stage, the less people that I knew and they're like, oh, this is going to be fine. This is going to be fine. I don't bring my family and my kids or whatever. I just, I figure, this is one room. And here's the, here's my fear. And probably I'll speak it into existence. Because obviously people, you know, they have their phones and stuff. And somebody, you know, thinking, I'm going to put Eric's whole set up there. And then it'll be like, then people can go to town. Now the people who weren't supporting Choa can have an opinion. Just don't know if it's the greatest thing. I have not seen it tagged in our socials yet. Usually by now it gets tagged. And it last year, the one that I went to, it got tagged in our socials. Yeah. I mean, I don't have the whole thing. Thankfully, I don't have any social media on my phone. So I don't have to say it. I saw one post about it today with a group of pictures from a camera with somebody in the building.

12:16I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shelley Winter. He said he, he, okay, the picture of all of us together with Jeff Foxworthy at the end on this on stage. Yeah. Shelley sends me a text and it's just a picture of us on stage. Nobody's flies down or anything. And the text says, oh, I'm going to have fun with this tonight. I'm like, what? What? I'm looking at the picture. I'm like, I'm blowing it up. Is there something on my face? Is there like, I'm his, my fly down? You asked. You know what? I just said, hey, it's to have fun. Did you say enjoy? Because he wasn't there and he's going to talk about tomorrow night because not on tonight. Oh, he's not on tonight. Oh, that's right. Cause a UGA. Yeah. The coach show. And what do they talk about politics, right? They do. Yeah. Yesterday that he wasn't invited. Oh, oh, yeah. Well, let's see. She's very funny. He is funny. I don't. Is he of a solid five? I don't. Why? I was there. I wouldn't say I have a solid five.

13:17So I just got to hold it down on air. Yeah. Well, I was saying next year. That's what I was saying. Put Shely in. Put Shely in. Hey coach. I'm putting in coach. I can do all. I got a whole bit about 10 Andrews eating pepperoni. Yeah. Next week. Next year next year next year I would be like, oh man, my vocal cords. I'm sorry coach. I'm like, I'm going to be able to put in Shely. You have to do it. Next year because you're so comfortable in these four walls. You stay for an extra few hours and do Shely's continue through the evening. And Shely does the comedy. Why don't I have to work more for this? Or do you have a step in the way? Step in the way from the comedy. I'm willing to do a whole thing to make up for the fact that I'm not going to be there. Maybe we can do a live show or something from there. We have had a lot of listeners. I mean, they're going to do that again because it's very successful. And it was very worth it. I don't want people to take it. Maybe I'll have some new jokes. We're not there Tim Andrews.

14:18You told me. You're being trouble. You're being trouble. You're being trouble. Why are you getting me in trouble? Why are you telling me if anybody just said Tim Andrews is something. There's a, the worm is turned with Tim Andrews. I think that there's a shock shock virus going around. And he's just like, I had a dream last night, one of those work dreams. I'm in the river studio. I can't play the music I'm supposed to play in. And someone else is playing. And then two of our ex-workmates from the show, joke days, walk in and won't leave. Oh, really? Yeah. And that's like a metaphor. You got your watch, Nick? Yeah. Yes. And I wake up in a, I thought it was so real when I woke up. I'm not weird, but dreams. I'm going to get fired. We're not meant to be playing this. And they're funny to be here. Isn't that funny? But before you follow any, any human beings, remember what human beings are. How old are you? 59. I've been dreaming for a very long time. We can still be tricked by absurd, by the time you realize you wake up and you think it's

15:21real. And then, I don't know, a minute later when it all becomes obvious it wasn't real. The next thought is, well, that is completely and totally ridiculous. Why would I believe for a second that was real? Anybody you follow in life still gets tricked night after night. We're not. And then we get rewired for that minute when you wake up. Yeah. Yeah. It takes you a minute to wake up your comedy routines tonight. Oh, it's not bad. It's just a dream. It's a winstead. It's a winstead. It's all a dream. No. It's all a dream. It needs to be. I don't have to, I don't have to, I don't have to really go and do it. What if you woke up and Stefan wasn't even driving the car anymore? And I was asleep. You being a wimp. What if there was a hook on the door? Oh, no. Yes. The noise made that story. You're always telling each other when those urban myths. Yeah. The call was coming from inside the car. Yeah, I'm selling the car. It's one of those kinds. But I bet there was one story where it's always like a, because underneath this thing,

16:22and in the early slasher's, it was like this too. It was actually kind of a Puritan kind of thing. Like, if you're going to have sex before marriage, you just might get killed by a serial killer. And a lot of these urban myths are like that. And so this one starts the, I remember people telling this and I was younger. It's that they're in a lover's lane, you know, two teenagers are making out in the car on the side of the road or whatever. And then there's like a, there's a guy with a hook or whatever. And what is he's like pulling himself and he makes this noise. Boom. Boom. And it's the guy with the hook. It comes up behind him. But I, even then, when I was a teenager, I was like, well, they deserve it. They're having sex outside of marriage, you know? This is disgusting. I mean, even, even heavy padding. It's, yeah, even heavy padding. That age is shameful. And you know, you've just gotten your driver's license. You're not respecting the vehicle at all. So what I say is, whatever happens, I think that you got to, you kind of deserved it. That was a hardcore kid. Give him a hook.

17:22Give him a hook. If they're going, oh, I can't say that kind of. Why? I was going to say if they're going for the nook, give him the hook. I'll let the FCC decide whether or not you're fine. Safe. It's a nook because it's like, isn't that like a breakfast? Jared says, a savory Jared says. I'm talking about a breakfast nook. And I don't even know what that is, but I know it's something. It's a nook like a breakfast. They're like, they're going on. They're going on the street. They're not going to wait. Well, hold on. What is a breakfast nook? Is it a pant? It's like a little airy. It's a little airy. It's a breakfast in your kitchen. Yeah. But why wouldn't you, so you can't use the rest of the kitchen to eat any of your breakfast? No, you can, but there's also the nook. It's like up against the wall, almost like a booth kind of situation. Yeah, like usually there's a window. That's like a rule that's not needed. It's a word that wasn't needed. It's the part of your kitchen where you sit down and eat breakfast. It's usually tucked into a sunny corner. That's what makes it different. Okay. And then do you yell at the kids if you catch some eating lunch over there? Yeah. And you also scream at the sky at the sun's light. That's why they used to put the little portable television set.

18:24So the housewives are something to do while they're cleaning. Yeah. Yeah. And preparing the meals. Yeah. Preparing the meals all day long. Yeah. Eight hours, nine hours, until their husband came home. Drinking those three bottles of wine. Taking some volume, popping some volume. Momma's little helper. Mothers little helper. Well that would be speed, right? That's what they were doing. Mothers little helper I think was bad. It was both. Okay. Yeah, you got to be up and then you got to go to bed. Yeah, you got to come down. We're like Elvis. You got to go both ways. They said their life was miserable. Mm-hmm. What a drag it is getting old. By the way, when Jagger does stuff live, does he still sing that line? I don't remember if you did that. It is now I'm old. Just think when he wrote it and first sang it, whether he or Keith wrote it, I don't know. But it seems like so. Oh, what a drag it is getting old. It's like when McCartney wrote when I'm 64. That will never happen. Yeah, that was 20 years ago. More than that. 21. 21. 21. I think he's 185. He's 107. I think he's 185. Is he 185? He's 185. When it be cool if he lived to be 110. I think he's good at making music until that very day. I think he's going to. I think he's. Him and Dick Van Dyker still kicking.

19:25Yeah. You do? Yeah, I think he's going to live a long time. He's still looks great. He's been a vegetarian since like 1970. Like he's still wears the same clothes that he wore in 1970. So he's, I think, you know, look, anything can happen to anybody in any time, but especially at that age. But I got a feeling he's going to be. Oh, go get my bus. Go get a bus. A bus. I thought I'd have a thought it in this way. Yeah, get my bus. It's called Petty Code Lane. Somebody do it. Somebody do it. I have a bus. I know it was 90. Buy a motorbike. No, I'm 100 and I'm happy to be. Do it. We all know he died in 1960. I know he did. Car wreck. No, no, it's supposed to. He was on a motorbike. Yeah. So this is a big thing where people have been saying that Paul McCartney died in the in 67 or something and they replaced him with a with a look alike. But I want to ask those people like, do you mean that that's the same person? Like they had all those hits in the 70s.

20:26Like they just happened to replace him with a guy who was able to have like even more race have hits all the way. They were raising a a our clone like one that looked just like him. They were like raising him and making sure that he like stayed looking like Paul. Just in case he's like an understudy. I see. I called him in. But how does he get the talent to go on with the odds? Well, they were teaching him the talent. Yeah. Well, they quickly got his brain out of the car. They could have put it in this guy. Here's a question. Not done made it on fine. Why still have a wringo? No, I'm saying is what are the odds that the guy that you replace it with goes on after the band breaks up and has like the most successful career of the 70s? That went on purpose. I know, but how? How? Explain to me because they had a look alike. Yeah, a look alike. One thing. That's mean you can write songs. Right. So they groomed him and curated him to be the way that they needed him to be in case something happened to Paul and lower ball.

21:27Right. Okay. So I'm saying if they could take this empty shell and make him as good of a songwriter and public. They took a hundred pounds. If they could make that empty shell, this clone, a great songwriter like Paul McCarty, what I'm saying is they could have put that energy into wringo and he would have written a bunch of great songs. Well, they had a John also in. He was John. Where's John? John was inside one of those tubes. You know, they had the body there. It was growing. But when, you know, after he was assassinated, they went and opened it up, but there had been an air leak. Oh, they could. They could. I tried my own. That was my question. Where was the John look? Exactly. Yeah. I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I think they've given up on the wringo one. They've like sort of, just let that, I don't, it got tossed. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't put much effort into anything. Nope. I just do my concerts. And I'm a track through. If you're writing me about the clone, it's been tossed. He's in love. There's a YouTube channel. I can't remember the name of the work I came across with. All they do is just go after wrinkle. And they do make the point like they listened to his song.

22:29So he's like, he could have hit that note. He just doesn't try. Nope. Don't care. I'd be out till quarter to three. Would you lock the door? Flip is your home to win this football season. Think your cubie's drawing for 300 yards? Flip right he is. Running back, finding the end zone. Flip, yeah. Pick two or more players and go over under on their stats. Passing yards, rushing yards, catches, touchdowns. However, you football, there's a way to flip it. New customers get a deposit match up to $250 plus bonus catch on every flip and deposit. Download Flip. Use promo code steal. Must be 18 plus. No purchase necessary void were prohibited. Restrictions applied. Play responsibly. See get flipped on con for eligibility terms and full promotion rules. All right. Yeah. English. You gotta stop telling me about this ridiculous movie. Terrible movie. You can't even describe it. It's terrible, but it's intriguing. Intrary enough to talk about. By the way, before we get to Tudalip. Yeah. So Tim Andrews found this thing.

23:29It must be from the 70s or something 80s maybe? 60s. Well, he does look like he looks older. He's like sugar babies. I was listening to a podcast. Mickey Rooney. They were talking about celebrities and their horrible things that they would invest their money in. And it was yeah, they can give it a shout out just so we give it credit. Yeah. Fun for all ages with Frank Santopadre. Okay. I've been told by people above me here that there's no such thing as podcasts. Well, people can work it out. I don't know. He's Gilbert Godfrey's old partner. Uh huh. Yes. And what does this thing pod cast? I never really know what they are. It's a pod that gets cast out. Oh, yeah. Okay. I heard in the pop cast. David Sutherland. That's on the radio. I think it's a fishing. I understand. No, it's planting. Broadcasting. Oh, my bosses are telling me there's nothing. I don't know what you're talking about. But if it does exist, that's where you go. I mean, listen to one. David Sutherland points out. You and go, oh, that's true. At the end. It's not David Sutherland. Donald Sutherland. Thank you. You screwed that up. Money, pain, like me last night. All right. Now, uh, so Mickey Rooney said yes to Mickey Rooney's weeny world at some point.

24:32Like how we spelled weeny W E N E. Yeah. Was there some kind of bizarre? But uh, and the menu. It says they have different names for their different hot dogs. They're weenies. Yeah. Once the first one's just called weeny. That's plain. Yeah. The second one is called Eric Von Weenie with with crowd. Yeah. Basically, which is an Eric Von Hesla. I can't believe that Mickey Rooney and I now have a connection. Like maybe you should open up. I'm Joe Weenie. Eric Von Weenie. I'm so weeny. Yeah. So I was it was Eric Von because it was sour crowd on. Yeah. The weeny was just plain. And then the, uh, what was the, what was the other we need the poncho weeny? Poncho weeny has salsa because it's got a Mexican flavor to it. There is gotta be an empty retail space in Roswell or you could open Eric Von Weenie's. Absolutely. You know what? At my age, that's what I want to do. I want to invest the amount of money that I still have. Yeah. Into hot dogs and something like, I don't know, 20, 80 proposition that I might make

25:35money with it. Just open up a pop up. Yeah. You know, one of those pools. Like you're in the summertime. Eric Von Weenie's. Now the pools are closed now. But basically from a moral day to labor day, go to one of the pools and Roswell and sell Eric Von Weenie's. Yeah, I'll just show up right next to the popsicle king or whatever that guy. King Pop. King Pop. Yeah. Perfect. Get a Weenie, I'll just show up next to him. Pop, pop, Weenie. Eric Von Pop. You know how lucky we are that you did not discover this while we were on the old show. That would have been my name for all the years after. He did not well, you know, not everybody is aware of Mickey runies all of it all of his Restaurant touring but he did all right. You're here. So I'm picking your nose This is I don't know how you do it in England, but this is Professor this is not the BBC. You can see what I'm doing look at that eight people that are watching the video Yeah, it's right excuse me. There are 11. Oh excuse me. Well, I'm told that there are more than that 11

26:35CC tells me there's more than that watching Yeah, there's a lot more watching is that CC isn't working on it's gonna do it again Yeah, there are a lot more watching Some other side I don't know where all right, okay time so pips some toodles This is from a website called mercury news.com the mercury news mercury mercury. You're an American I know but it's a lazy speaker from time to time mercury mercury Who was say the word do you like to ban the cure the cure the cure the cure mercury mercury? Thank you. You're learning thanks that Trump he can stay. Um, I like him. He's a citizen Here's a question who was Prince Charles's valet Diana's brother revives shocking claim about King's sexual past now I so to remember the story from the old days so Charles Spencer was written this book Yeah, Charles Spencer is got his princess Diana's brother brother and he said like the winters they never had yeah

27:39He went to lunch with her one day and she was talking about divorce and one of the main reasons was She thought that he was in love with his valet yeah, you say valet over the Valet say valet for that for that which is a personal system dress in you know, prince philip have a boyfriend also Uh, I don't know from the that show the crown Yeah, who knows I think that's right here's my take on it all these posh boys who go to these private boarding schools I'm like my mom now. I think they lead double life When they go out into the world they maybe happily marry to a lady but maybe they're leading double lives Are you against it? Do I have to bring on? Oh, you do you man? I want to do when I was uh Charles come on. Let's get your show. I was saying about 13 or something and I can't remember how the conversation came up and I'm and you've told me this story. Yeah, mom said that All men all English men are gay and I said mom There's something doesn't make sense there to me because uh, they keep having children

28:41And there's more English people so and her response to me was they do that for the queen The queen So is this something that this book is controversial pierce morgue Is suing the author of his peers Yeah, pierce morgue is suing because he's saying it pierce said some stuff around the time about Diana I think yeah That was in I guess the writer was inaccurate like saying Accusing peers of being in the wrong position at the wrong time and then he apologized the writer came out and apologized for it And it's like but you got something wrong. You can't make that mistake. Yeah, it's terrible And uh, so and probably he's been put through the ringer because he was I think he was like What's anything like a publisher or editor of news of the world here? Oh, there's was yeah, and so that was a lot of that tabloid stuff and they went after him and I think he was somewhat exonerated Uh, about the whole thing so he made well he made a little bit of blood here. Yeah, he's been caused a lot of trouble by the the valley The valley his name is Michael forced it

29:42And he's actually I said guilty. I sent this to my I said this story I said this story to my fiance Christian and she sent back the picture of him now and she said what he's a really good looking dude Yeah, well listen and then she said isn't everybody a little bit gay so it's come on I'm not mean like that but one of the No, she's not Thank you All right, so what he's uh, he's whatever he's in the closet. I think this show does a great job of royal watching We're the best probably the most with the best I wonder if like most of our normal listeners like oh here comes English neck We're gonna have to hear about the damn royal family again. Yeah, it's our weekly update. I find them to be absolutely hilarious to be honest when we have our own royal family the trumps, but you know it's

30:44We're an intimate weird. Yeah, and also, you know, I don't I don't have to worry about You know the royals sending the police to get me, you know, I don't know if I have to worry about that with the trumps, but I have thought about it It's in my mind like you know, I like you a lot Eric I will not restart arresting people for all the rest Jared for liking bad football teams. I'll dare you Come on Jared tonight tonight. It all turns around All turns around the time he begins a night 15 in a row 15 in a row after tonight I can't wait Against the Falcons Yeah, I think so why you're not gonna win anything first of all yeah, everybody's getting against the Still make like 60 bucks. Oh really You know, I this is a fact that I'm known for a couple days now that I was I haven't brought it up yet And I don't know if you're aware of this how many people are aware of this After two games in the NFL season the Atlanta Falcons have not had one offensive play in the red zone correct

31:47Not one. I'm aware not one in fact that's insane and that's bad That well yet the red zone is within 20 yards of the touchdown. I thought the red zone was a TV channel Well, it's named after that Because they take you to the red zones happening all over the league. Oh, okay The red zone you get to the 20 yard line. You're in the red zone. You're almost in the end zone Atlanta Falcons have not gotten their offense to within 20 yards of the end zone in two games through two games The Falcons would have been better off. They're not very good. They don't have a quarterback We have no we've had no thought of a quarterback and through two games would have been better off Just running the ball You get into the X-N-O. You're gonna get in trouble. I'm gonna get right now. They apologize. I apologize. Oh, right. You forgive You know we're supposed to talk a lifestyle The police I am going to be in front of my TV hopefully jumping with joy later on tonight watching that game But if not I'm I'm ready. I'm ready to face the inevitable. All right. Don't don't don't look forward to jumping for joy Just yeah, don't jump for joy if it becomes necessary necessary

32:51I'm gonna be I'm gonna be in the dumps if they lose tomorrow. I'm blanking under their plan Green Bayes. Oh, so they're kind of uh, I don't know for the packers That's right because your ex-husband was from no because I asked my friends Like 13-year-old who is really good at betting. Yeah 13. Well, yeah Well, that's a little like many One of those football fantasy footballies. Yeah, and he always wins. I'll say this Green Bay has not been great either although they did manage to win one They barely beat the Jets and over time. Am I gonna lose my bet? Uh, well listen. This is how betting goes especially when you're betting on things You don't know what the hell you're betting on yeah, not the greatest idea As a child Now what doesn't go over there did it at all? I don't I don't ask second f-bomb there as I was Getting ready for this segment. It's because you were watching day Baker work blue last night. That's why it It's right. It's uh, that's what it is. Rubbed off on you. So many f-bombs and uh, one set and the next thing you know

33:55It's like an earworm you're doing it the next day. Yeah, Hickory dickory dark F that rooftop All right, uh, we have more toodle pips I take it. That's what you're here for. I mean, I appreciate your company and everything Oh, well, thanks so much. We have work to do um cbs mornings they debuted the patient zero teaser for the new tater swift video. All right. It's a trailer. It's a trailer Okay, this looks like one of the most expensive movies you've ever seen. I don't under this is in it called inferrals in it This is seems to be some drama going on This is a uh, a thing that I don't really understand so she has said she's putting out a song tomorrow because she's re-releasing the other album with four new tracks Don't care. The whole day you don't she's got a new single coming out four and release tracks and now uh This is a trailer that drops yesterday or something two days before the actual video hahaha Why do we need a trailer to build the anticipation for the video

34:58They probably put more money into the trailer to make that look like a movie money's not no money's not a problem Is it really well the full video doesn't release tomorrow only the song releases tomorrow? Okay, the full video It's gonna air during the VMAs on Sunday. Why she can't reform. Oh my gosh, that's gonna be so exciting I don't know if she's performing it. I know the video is gonna air during the video. I have to say I'm starting to question What do they show though? I'm sorry, but what do they show the VMAs on MTV? It doesn't exist anymore. It doesn't it does Left I agree. I thought it was bankrupt or close to the place for other VMAs is VH1 there where I don't know Where does it part of that plus or something? I would imagine I thought that there was where is it gonna be somebody? Oh It is still on the air, but it's entirely reality TV and entertainment programming and probably yeah It's part of where's the reruns the VMAs there they are on there at mdm This is probably their biggest audience every year. I would imagine it's the one thing they do I'm not saying I'm not saying it's a huge audience over around say it's their biggest audience every year Who is watching it? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a Taylor Swift fans. That's gonna be watching

36:03Yeah, olden's gonna need to watch because Dave rolls gonna be on there because she loves him Nirvana are getting the MTV Vanguard award. Oh, which hasn't been given that for years But because I guess you know this year I don't know what it is awards. He's awards. Who's more awards? Give's a damn you know like right now big this movie digger this coming out with Tom Cruise and the thing is I'm interested in the movie it's the guy. I made bird land. I think he's interesting I'm interested it. It looks you know weird and and interesting But Tom Cruise is out there giving all these and so the whole thing is there's this push because Tom Cruise is never one an Oscar And then when I see that I'm like this is just ridiculous Tom Cruise is never one an Oscar. He's Arguably been the biggest movie star for the last 30 years and so these awards For days of thunder at least yeah exactly. I mean, you could have gotten one for what was the one on the fourth of July? I don't even know about that but I top got maverick he should have got. Oh come on I know you're talking about Magnolia Magnolia Magnolia

37:03Yeah, he was new. He was nobody was Huh rainman rainman Like the hot man got the autistic one So it's just kind of ridiculous that and what all happened is what they do with the Oscars is if he if he doesn't win for this this year Then they'll just give him a what is that like time achievement award. I think he's getting that he already He already got one of these like career Lifetime achievement one of those he got an Oscar some a couple of years ago The lot of time achievement award is always given as oops our bad How did it happen Jimmy sewer? We just forgot to give you an Oscar. I don't know if he got one or he got one in November On a very yeah lifetime who did honorary lifetime achievement Oscar? Okay, then that's just them going uh, we messed up. Whoops There are other people else only got honorary Oscars. I think maybe Jimmy Stewart or some other people I'm sure I got never heart. You should have gotten it. Oh no, not that one The man who shot Liberty Valorant Stallone won in 1977. He gave for Rocky the screenplay screenplay, but not for acting

38:06No, Mike could you got one for the coplan movie? You got a new fat for that. That's right And you uh, you're in a scene with Robert De Niro and you're acting circles around. Yeah, you just doing that mythic crap Who is eating the sandwich? Yeah You'll see what is it with the method actors who believe that some reason they think that in real life people talk while they're eating Well, I'll tell you the director of art and Brando and uh, uh, uh, the street car name desire with the orange See I want to get all the orange also in the godfather in the godfather Yeah, he can do whatever you want on hold on hold on hold on hold on one of the I'm sorry But George wants to tell me something and he gave me a joke that worked last night. So I'm gonna defer to him Yes, some of the people that only ever got an honorary Oscar pureo tool Alfred Hitchcock Alfred Hitchcock Peter O'Toole was one of the best actors ever Yeah, so no reason to go back to the Oscars They net they didn't find that he should have won an Oscar anywhere along the way. Right. I mean grant Keri Grant James Earl Jones what Samuel L Jackson

39:07Well, Jackson's still has time yeah Peter O'Toole and Alfred Hitchcock are they ridiculous? I saw an interview with Gary Oldman the other day talking about eating while you're acting Yeah, and he was he was talking about the slow horses show and he goes you know actors when there's a scene with food You need to eat it really bugs me and he'll eat he goes we shot this scene all morning I ate 17 bowls of ramen and then they called for lunch I don't mind them eating but I know it's the talking with the food in their mouth It has to be something that the directors are pushing because I'm watching Ted Lasso know what right now and the uh in the director of Ted Lasso Loves to have the actors eating and drinking in every scene. I did says there's some reason that they think it's authenticity or something But if some if I'm at a table and somebody keeps talking to me with food in their mouth. I'm gonna leave the table What the hell is the noise? Aren't you hoidy toidy? Like listen to this like listen to Tim Andrews chop on his gum I have it parked You know what I have it parked I am all in favor of it

40:07It has annoyed me at some times and I just think to myself you know what my man is quit smoking And I'm gonna support him let him cook still kind of annoying That's it Oh bye bye Our two of the Bon Heistler doctrine begins Well right now it's a matter of fact kind of snuck up on me But our two of the Bon Heistler doctrine begins right now you have a lot of power you can dictate what hour really is I can stop time I choose not to because I am a responsible person man if I could stop time I'd be walking into banks If I could turn back time I'd wear like I find a way I'd find some auto tune and is that the one she did the all tune on which one is no If I turn back If you believe that was the one that's yeah turn back time and that was like the early 90s right that was always on a ship Yeah, you're on a ship and you're all sexy. Yeah If I find a way

41:09So when she dated the bagel boy Okay worked in a bagel You know it isn't that old Hollywood and I put her in old Hollywood even though she's in music share and uh like Elizabeth Taylor she had like eight husbands, you know Then she married Larry for Tensky. Yeah, yeah like I think that these were people who They wanted to get it on with anybody they thought was good looking But they still had the old-time morals like well, you have to get married. Yeah, and so but the But the morality was it like you have to get married and stay married like it's like it's just well If I'm gonna be having sex with them, I've got to get married to them and that's they'll that's all there is to it How does that explain Liza Manelli? She married two gay guys. Well, you know, she's a friend. They were a blast They were they were happy. Yeah, you The guy one guy beat her up what that last one the one with all the face work. He was abusive to her Do I was on drugs Peter Allen wasn't abusive, but he was just a drug addict, right? Oh, yeah

42:10Peter Allen is that he had a big hit I can't remember he did a cover of Pablo Cruises when my baby When my baby Oh, Rio yeah, that was his big thing. So what was he a big broadway guy or something? No, my mom loved him She had his records and he played piano It's like my parents when they had like all these Steve Lawrence and Eddie gourmet What were they ever? It's they were always just like the third guest on the tonight show. They're hoping for Frank right right I guess Not me. It'd be the only people and all of Steve Lawrence and Eddie gourmet's album and then all their solo albums Well before she got with him. She was like a torch singer. She had a great voice Oh, I'm not saying that she you know doesn't have a great voice. I'm just but I I think it yeah I was like why yeah, why are you famous? Sometimes you just why are my parents huge fans? Yeah, sometimes you relate you relate with an artist like that So you could be like a lower tier artist and you relate with them. Why don't I'm like the letterman? You've ever heard of them? Yes

43:11And let's go down to the barber shop. Yeah, get a big haircut. I'm just making it up. I don't look like I'm there Hortel. I want the same Listen, everybody's not gonna be into the hippie bands At least just give your diamond fish man. She didn't like hippie I you know, I told you the story she had the first two Beatles records. She had the sound after the soundtrack for Hard days night. She had nothing. Yeah, and I said how come you didn't buy anymore Beatles records? I think that weird they got weird. Well, she's not wrong From her point of view Elvis didn't get weird you put on those horrible clothes Terrible movies for 20 years. Yeah, Elvis never made an album album. No, he didn't I don't think that I don't think that Elvis Presley ever walked into a studio like the way other bands do with a project I love my hair making yeah, we're making an album was always just kind of like concept album He'd have a couple singles and then he just he'd walk in and do some filler Yeah, and then they and then most of them were like soundtracks for movies

44:12So how would his records be released then what they released at well? They were released as as records But they were they weren't like records the way that you think of Bands going into the studio albums studio albums studio albums. They were just collections of songs and then the 70s Couple of his albums give a low-hot from Hawaii because he did the first satellite concert that we had a lot of live albums and Moody blue is his last studio album I think was it yeah, I think it wasn't they still a collection of just songs yeah together It's not like hey, I'm man. I've got a vision here. I think Kentucky. I've got a vision. Hey man I've been thinking about cold Kentucky range I want to do a concept you never thought about Elvis never said I want to do a concept album It's about a guy from Tupolo who got real fast. He would have been here as an ugliest jacket you've ever seen He goes through so many scars It would have I heard a story I was I was watching some YouTube thing but like the Memphis mafia The people around Elvis are telling stories and so there's this one night. He's on stage in Vegas

45:14And then yeah people may not remember this but in the Vegas phase when he would wear the big jumpsuits when he was the king He had these scarves and during this the show he would he would take a scarf He'd wipe his sweat from his brow and he would toss the scarf It was a big deal for a lady in the crowd to get Elvis Presley sweat on this Kind of disgusting Puss COVID it's something that we really can't understand but this is a different time So there's this one there's this night It's just night where He takes the scarf he was and he He throws it to this lady in the front row and she throws it back And he gets in the he does it a couple of seconds later and he And he wipes it in throws it the same lady. She throws it back now. He starts getting mad Thank you. He's getting mad And so apparently like one of the Memphis mafia had to step in because they thought this was getting dangerous for this woman I can't remember exactly what he did

46:16But after it was over Elvis like pulled a gun on a backstage For basically because the guy stepped in and protected him from doing something he pulled a gun on the guy No, but all the guy did was basically go Elvis is in a mood and he's like here Charlie He's about to do something. It's not good for his career So I'm gonna go make sure that doesn't happen Now I'm gonna read from the inquire room for how He did that on you ever heard that oh Hey Sam kid I saw Sam Kenneson at the end of his career. He did almost the same thing Well, he was just like reading from court documents or something So sorry ladies and gentlemen, if I can read about it, take about his gd neck and screw on and tell him There was Colonel Tom Parker. What was he there? Not not there rolling in money rolling in yeah, it's just rolling in fake money Fakery and money. Yeah, is that on YouTube? Anyway, I want to hear it. I want to hear him. Well, I got a censor it took because he swore a lot Elvis

47:18Yes, he did what during a show city. Well, this one he does Well, he would he would just show up so messed up sometimes That you never see that one. Yeah, you see that one where he's like um He was doing it was it what's the one where he does the monologue in the middle? Are you loaned some yeah, there's like a he just starts ad living like a lady. Oh there He was a bear like a teddy bear Yeah, we're no wonder where no underwear Yeah Why bother going on Oh, just don't bother right you know just go rolling your money with the I got a lot of That Colonel Tom Parker so he was like a fugitive or something Like he he couldn't go to England and so Elvis couldn't leave the country He couldn't leave the country because he thought he wouldn't get back in so he convinced Elvis That there's that there was no need to ever do a world tour Elvis never left America. See that's insane to me. He would have seen he would have made gazillion more dollars

48:19You know how much they wanted to pay him to go play in England and you've got to be dumb enough for this Colonel Tom Oh, can't be done Elvis roll real. Oh, Colonel Tom says we can't do it. You can't go there It's that Tom Hanks or Tom Hanks doing the angry voice of Colonel Tom Parker Hell those your your papers, please. Let's see your papers at this I've never saw that movie. Oh, you said it's pretty good. It is my oh I am I made me weep all I know is that my wife said She watched it. She said I hate Colonel Tom Parker. I said whoa. It's a movie now hold on Like these bioprains to be an absolute I mean the more and more than I look at the queen one I just and you know the two other two other members of queen were a part of that They had to green light everything. I went in that movie and they actually said it was okay To falsify the most important thing in that movie And I can't even take them seriously anymore The idea that Freddie Mercury told the rest of the band that he had HIV

49:21Before they went on on stage at a library. I haven't seen the movie my understand is that's the crux of the emotion of everything And the bands having trouble and once he tells them that they go out and they give the concert of their lives turns out He wasn't even Diagnosed until two years after that and they were on a successful tour When live aid happened maybe they go records the record show when they were showing them the script or like giving them like the Daily's or whatever and he was like it's live aid Oh for heaven, so yeah, okay, okay the lady who yells at me for bad jokes The lady who how dare you as would I say I mean how dare you would you like to apologize? Would you like to apologize? Because what I was saying was I know no we got it It wasn't funny. That's it was the whole thing No, they did no they did they name of the turns out they didn't they know And even the concept of it the concept of it even HIV

50:24Center cards and letters To WSB radio What did they get a right on a Fisher the joke was bad? That's not even a real disease Oh wow Shock Josh do not who are trying to who are trying to make me my name Seema's if I'm some sort of I ignored it even though Nancy kept trying to proud. Yeah, I I lived through those years. I don't know how much it was ignored search general The surgeon general he did the people around I don't talk about that okay Yeah, it was like oh you were two people you were two I Still no about you were down. Okay. I know about The 1066 but I can't really speak on it What 1066 the year anything to you the year 1066? Yeah, does that doesn't ring a bell party year Because a hell of a year in western civilization

51:26Look it up. Yeah, I promise you that if you just put in Google 1066 it'll come up You won't even have to go any further than that is that like a time of day that used to exist Yeah, we got rid of it I'm out of our used to be 66 minutes long. I can't find medical examiner. That's what comes up when I put it in It's a police code Talking about okay, let's say hello to Alex Williams Alex says there's a crash My favorite Elvis Presley song We close From the stars I want you. I need you I love you Come on Jared All right, Jared peeking back on the sun of a gun. So we found that audio that just

52:33Tim Andrews was 1974 He's at the Las Vegas Hilton September 2nd 1974 He had a bunch of meltdowns from 73 to 74 This one there's a whole bootleg of him the whole concert apparently he's really angry Presilo is there were their boyfriend so he's yelling at that layover nurse So some daughters there right and somebody that he's responding to something in the national inquiry or tabloids Because he's as before we get to this party said it's dangerous for me and yeah, but he's just kind of going on But we got a little bit. I think that have your finger on the button there because I think we caught all the We bleeped everything necessary, but uh come on Elvis should be legendary Should be in a different class so he should be allowed to cost on the public area. Yeah, yeah, but he got yeah, but oh, that's right He's the Elvis he's a person. He's a person of interest That's just here. Look at this closet. This is angry Elvis in 1974 So I told him and don't you get offended ladies don't I'm talking to somebody else Stop right. I find anger. Yeah, somebody else. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking with Valley. I mean, no, they're not here

53:34Oh, yeah, cuz he's gone through this whole thing of bill boys. Yeah Meads talking about me talking about me talking into the national choir So that's don't you get offended ladies and gentlemen rock come out there and I'll rip it So I told her and don't you get offended ladies don't I'm talking to somebody else If I find or hear the individual that has said that about me. I'm gonna break your damn neck Wow, it's crazy That is dangerous That is damaging to myself to my little daughter to my father to my friends my doctor To everybody my relationship with you My relationship will be honest. I need is dangerous. I will pull your damn tongue out of the roots Thank you very much I'll rip your tongue out by trutes. Thank you very much

54:37Oh It's I want to be your teddy bear Ah put my wrist around your neck and choke you everywhere Oh, don't you don't want to be my baby The Allen Alex Whether to assist from Senator Kennedy Alex William says it's a All right A couple of headlines interesting maybe we should have a segment called interesting headlines Interesting headlines here we go now Boy oh boy, he's a good-looking guy. Thank you. They are all of him even autumn is the best looking at the guy She's a bro. She's a chick bro. She's a bro chick. She's over there. Or she like doing something else. Oh, I didn't know we came I just came back. I'm sorry. I didn't realize I'm doing this now for 13 14 years hotter than everybody I left for two seconds that on officials lips just keep moving

55:38Sorry Even with the sound of I like to watch him flapping. Yeah, just like what's guy. I like the hair. I like the hair I like the roots. Yeah, yeah, is that what happened? Yeah, Leach shirt. Why is it pink? It's got you because they It's a pink thing going on there. So I believe so my roots grow out. I let them grow forever And then I bleach the roots and then in the shower I wash out the bleach And then I do I gotta get back to watching your get ready with me. Yeah, oh I use a color depositing shampoo Okay, I'm bored and that's how it gets this rose Sleep right now. I'm actually asleep. I'm sleeping Didn't Apple make that up as a color they did rose gold? No, that's not Oh, yeah, no, it's a jewelry color. Yeah, is it yes, okay? A lot of fake rose gold in the 80s. I think I'm gonna spend my money on that duo You are I don't get the first generation though

56:40Well usually I do that I let the dummies go out and have the trouble but I have I'm I'm getting very late in stage with the the iPhone I have So um and you know this to you as I think is a 13. Okay. All right. That is gonna uh plan dobs Lessons at all So it's just having weird funny things start happening when you try to charge it like sometimes is a problem and other times There isn't a problem and I went and bought a new charger and yet there's still some problems It's all baked in there so that you have to buy something and if I have to buy something I'm kind of interested in that thing that cost two thousand dollars You know, it's funny is I'm looking at the way that you know because they can I'm in the wall garden I'm a you know the they respect me over at Apple I've always paid them well and on time from a couple of decades now So I um I when I see the pricing options it's interesting Taking the two thousand dollar option because that's where it starts and I don't need anything more than that Uh, taking the two thousand dollar option now I had the ability to just do it monthly

57:45But for some reason because they don't charge me interest so it would be like over two years But for some reason the idea of eighty four dollars a month It is more sticker shock to me than just paying the two thousand dollars really yeah Now here's the thing if you're if I'm playing it smart You make an agreement now. I'll probably do it the eighty four dollars a month If you make the agreement now eighty four dollars Two years from now. It's not going to be worth what it is now Whereas if I give them the two thousand dollars now it's worth every I'm paying the it's actually I'm paying more if I pay it off Now yes because eighty four dollars in two years will probably be worth like eighty one dollars or something So and with every month that goes by the dollar will have been inflated a little bit more So that's my thinking but for some reason the sticker shock of eighty four dollars a month It is way hitting me way more than I'll just pay two thousand dollars to get the damn the sometimes having lingering payments like that can be just annoying though

58:48Like I I prefer to pay things upfront if I'm financially able to do so Because then you don't have to worry about mostly I'm not here hundred dollars there but my but my theory about money losing its value over time Is a good one I think so somewhere I pay the first three or four months and by the time I get to the fifth month eighty four dollars eighty four dollars anymore and slowly Becomes less and less over the two years try to get deal. I feel like I'm out clevering the system You talk to Clark. I have to Clark Howard those just go apple. How come you're with apple? Apple His phone does have like that ugly. He's got one of those foldable phones. It's got that ugly crease right I just use it for calling He just yell at me for being in the walled garden of apple Because he's out bad. I want to be one of those weirdos. He's outside of the job. No, I don't if he hates him He's like Clark Howard hates anyone other than you know maybe A bad deal Putin's a bad dude. By the way, speaking of Putin rose gold was originally found found in in Russia. Oh look at that

59:52So it's a problem color can't have that you can't have the communist can have the communist Why am I not here at the UN? You're not a lot. I don't you could have come but you do they say they're the Iranian people the Iranians are here Yeah, they're always in Iran. They like to come over here for the well, it's the devil's playground. Yeah That's how whatever the Iranian show this for years now not just since this conflict conflict Whenever the Iranian show up at the UN to me it tells you that That hole there the great Satan thing is just propaganda because if you really thought we were the great Satan You would not visit no one would visit hell Hey, I just wanted but hey, hey, hey devil just here for the weekend nobody does that So every time they show up in the United States of America for functions like this it just read We have our propaganda. They have I mean if the hatred is real but The the whole hey great they researched it. Hey, it works well with the people Hit him with that great Satan again And we do the same thing back. I'm not saying that we don't do the same thing back but

1:00:53When they show up in New York when they do this the general assembly Oh, that's just because she wouldn't visit the great Satan for any reason whatsoever since this conflict has started There have been two weird moments that have happened Number one the fact that Iran soccer team played here in the United States Right for the world cup when we're at war with them and I believe they left us a very nice note or something at the end It wasn't that part of the story they left a very nice note. I can't remember for treating us so well and blah Look at all of them blowing us up And then and then the other thing that was weird is you mentioned the Iranian delegation right at the UN yeah They have US security Make sure they get around safe What does make sense you don't want an incident you know if you're in the middle of negotiation But it's just stuff like that you know Go back and look at how World War one started you know guy took a wrong turn yeah That's entire world is on fire and it's for them. Yeah. Sorry buddy. Well, he was an idiot Yeah, there was an attempt made on his life on the way to the palace that he was visiting and then he goes back this I just it's insane

1:01:54Ah surely it won't happen again The Iranians didn't leave a nice little message what was the message we came to Los Angeles with pride competed with honor and leave with dignity. Thank you Los Angeles for your hospitality And thank you to every Iranian who gave their heart voice and soul for Iran through the these 180 minutes May peace respect and friendship prevail among all nations. That's a nice piece of probably get out Get out go back to your hello They say anything about Ted Lasso are they fans? That's a very Ted Lasso Schmoltsy show about Zucker very Ted Lasso ask as quote there. Yeah, well I mean you told me that the new season stinks yeah, it's human-binging Ted Lasso for first three seasons are fantastic That was supposed to be the end right the third season was supposed to be in great in season four there's Possibly this isn't this isn't a Sudakus Jason Sudakus crash grab or anything, but he went back to Apple and said hey, I had a great idea We should do it again and they're like yeah, why not people know the name, but it's you know

1:02:58Why do it the show's over there are some setups I never saw the show by the way So there are some setups from the previous season I watched a few episodes something annoyed me early on Checked out in season four there are some setups from the previous seasons to create it So there's a reason to make it, but I mean is there no temple in it the first two episodes are just you just say the writing bad It's bad and in the whole premise the hook right the reason why you would watch the season is just not enough But it's stopped is the same is the Junot temple and at the girl from the first three seasons I I think so yeah, oh the one who hires him in the original one the older later not the older lady the younger lady with the curly hair Yeah, she isn't I may have not gotten that far I Like the premise I can't know what it was I something annoyed me on in the third or fourth season they were lecturing us Oh, but I can't see the The cut was about colonialism and army man that I was done I was out right there and maybe that was a little too quick to pull the plug because people say that was fantastic But I was just like I'm not I'm in this mood where 38 year old writers are not going to lecture to the 62 year old man

1:04:02I don't care. I don't need it and the show didn't need it. That's how I felt so I was gone But people love the show so obviously it's a good season season three really brought it home in my face season two Is very luxury had some moments that I'd be five year old writers lecturing me you don't know anything shut up You could tell but they self corrected after it and even then season two left with enough Oomph at the end to for me to keep on going in season three. She's fantastic season four just season four They're not not enough to hook though Alex Alex Williams says there's a crash on Look it hey, it's up around to applause I'm not I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. You know that You know it's all about love. It's all about love. Ultimately just let me down a little bit. It's okay I'll drag you all over the finish line and then I'll go away. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it

1:05:08But the finish line. Where is the finish line? I decide that could be this could be the last show you never know all right, bye Somebody She's ready to push me out hey, she's had enough of she's had enough Von Hesler She said check please on my relationship with this D bag I don't like asking for the check it makes me feel embarrassed for some reason what why would you be embarrassed? You're the one who's gonna pay the check. I don't know Go get my bill. You feel like you're giving somebody an order or something? I guess yeah because if they come up to me and they're like Hi, what you know can I get you a drink? Yes, please I'd like this. Yeah, but it's like check It feels like hey can I get the check? There were people who snap their fingers. I mean really not movies But like in like the waitress goes by or something I bet he's so embarrassing I break up with friends at that moment I would never go out with anybody who money. We're going to another table. See here's the problem This has happened with one of our close friends Our as in me or you and my wife me and my wife

1:06:09We have mutual friends as well mutual friends, but me and my wife have a friend that married somebody That is a just a complete jerk when they're out because they like the power they at home She controls everything and this is his way that I'm psychoanalyzing it could be a heat could be a sheet I don't know the one the one well I'm just saying you know controls everything at home. I'm assuming that I you know Maybe that's a soldier. He's mentioned this couple before. Yes, is he the one that I know guys had that all she or while he's being a jerk. I think I'm not being a massage It's whatever if I'm saying it's a jerk Is he the one because I think I remember the story it was no because I think I remember the story There's the all you can eat shrimp or whatever. No, this is not the same You have a lot of jerk friends There's guys that all you can eat shrimp or something and no the way to excuse me Sampty hello same friend was also the person that pointed to the bottomless Mimosa and said I'm seeing the bottom of my glass Yeah, to this waiter and I was

1:07:09He's a people like like at work or whatever they're like they don't have any they don't have any agency I think and so this is the moment. I've paid for you said I get this so I can act like My boss acts toward me at work and that makes me feel good. You ever see welcome to the dollhouse I've never seen that. Yeah, well, there's a there's a scene where which is what to me one of the most revealing scenes in it Because she's getting bullied at school and she comes home from school and apropos to nothing They don't make a big deal about this she starts calling her little sister the same names that the bullies at school I call her calling her and this is the same kind of situation. I think this guy The boss is just all over him and this is the power moment for him where he can have a little bit of power over the waiter or the waitress Two different people in this case the person that what the all you can eat pancakes and stuff Yeah, I just trouble some trouble. Oh, it's only bad in those moments The other person is the person that snaps their fingers and it's like the meats a little bit. Yeah, it's not Yeah, this is the only this is the only this is the only agency that he has in his life

1:08:14Everything else he has to just do what he's told Alex Williams has a better news Our three of the bond Hessler doctrine begins right now with this hour Keyword in WSB's a grand for groceries giveaway the sour's keyword is job J-O-B as in get a job go to the WSB radio app or WSB radio dot com slash groceries for your chance to win a $1,000 again that keyword is J-O-B job you get that a thousand bucks. You won't need a job. That's right. You'll be set for life Your dream miracle moment just might be here. I got to for the home Or as a aromatic a joke last night, which could be applied to this like I think he was telling you win a thousand dollars I can't remember what he was talking about but the joke was you know, you can you can buy a two or three gallons diesel with

1:09:18All right Ladies and gentlemen It is what we're gonna talk about here something I wanted to ask about oh Well, we're gonna get to that with Paul Stanley here in a moment before we get to Paul Stanley Um Is this a false fall? I haven't been following following things are we out of the horrific days of summer? Or is this just a false fall and next week we're going back to Is happening I don't understand it Elinio I don't understand it. I suspect it's a false what is Christine Edwards have to say? It's an Elmina effect when the warmer airs airs well hold on Hey, I know Christina Edwards. I worked with Christina Edwards. You sir are no Christina Edwards That's not true. I'm Christina Edwards You see there are cold trade winds that flow through okay You're just making the proof the earth happen They flow through the air say they flow right through the earth Christina chat GPT

1:10:19That's a great observation. I'd love to tell you more are you interested in trade winds? You actually make you I didn't know that Christina Edwards was available as the voice of chat GPT That would I'll change that understandable. Sorry. I didn't tell you earlier Would you like to hear more? A little bit a little bit. I'll poke okay whenever you're ready. I'm ready when you are Christina Yes, this is definitely a false fall by next Wednesday. We're back to 85 85 Just let's stay away from the heat indexed of 98 to 100. I don't see that anytime soon Which is good, but again we go to the mid eight I want to tell you know about it. What do you mean yourologist? Your He didn't source it. I'm sorry. He was trying to steal your material finding out some more Are you still are you recording me all the time? Chappie T. Are you still asking me these questions about whether you can help me for more stuff? No, I'll get in touch with you

1:11:21I don't call me. I'll call you even though your pants are off are you still interested in learning about the weather? Or have we can pick that up anytime you like or we can move on to sexy or convo Do people you know do people realize when because you read these stories about how people are having like affairs basically sexual affairs Or what we used to call affairs of the heart put it that way with their chat GPT and They wear the fact that every single thing that they're typing in or some people actually talked to it with their real voice is going is going up to a server and like your weirdest I don't care They don't care no what if you die and like your kids get how I was so what was what was mom Talking about with chat GPT. That's you don't want that kind of thing. No trailing you around your legacy We all have freaky things in our head. They're supposed to be in our head. That's where they're supposed to stay They don't know it or they're even if they do they're not aware of it. They just don't care They just they need that they need that attention. Yeah, someone who's doing that in general isn't maybe thinking about yeah

1:12:24What what someone might look at it and think but doesn't my assumption is that The state of the technology is the state of the technology So it's it has to show up and be just as stupid on that side of things as it does sometimes when you're just talking to it about and you know Normal stuff. I mean sometimes with chat GPT will just spit out a response that makes no sense Maybe less now than a couple years ago, but just or or the annoying thing You know like she was just doing like that wouldn't be fun You know like if if Asking those stupid follow on questions and everything like that wouldn't be fun So the people I don't get I mean how lonely do you have to be to fall in love with a computer? I've never seen that movie her is that what it's called. I love that. Isn't that what that's about years before all this became yes Yeah, she falls in love with an OS like a system. Oh, I thought it was like Siri or something Well, it is but it's a whole operating system. Oh, okay So that you load into your computer and it like runs everything for you now if I watched it now would I say okay?

1:13:27I get the premise, but they didn't get the future up. I mean like is it doesn't look good featureistic than it is now okay All right, I love that movie Walking Phoenix is that yes, he's good when he's not playing when he's not handsome It's just her voice then though. Yeah, so good Walking Phoenix is great when he's not playing people who are real Yeah, when he's not dead of biopad Johnny Cash Napoleon Yeah, I'm Johnny Care. I'm Napoleon. I'm the poignant Bro it turns out that Johnny Cash Napoleon had a lot in common the French are coming. Yeah, they just I hear the French are coming They're rolling around a bit But I'm getting all frees again. I'm going back to Elba Where I can put my feet on But I'll be back. I mean just like it's a I don't know why he does these things the the worst things that it turns out that now Why do people want him to? Turns out the Johnny Cash Napoleon were both I don't know like they they were petulant and moody

1:14:32We didn't know they had so much in common Two historical figures people were still remember Johnny Cash. I hope yes, they do How much more I don't know nobody remembers Johnny Carson man people go Music live music live music music lives long. I think Johnny Cash will make it because they're still karaoke They might I don't think they know they don't know Johnny Cash is no way. Yeah, no way. They're still Is he better mean me? Yeah, I mean if he gets in a meme That's true. There are people that are memes He know that ask if they if he's ever seen the guy with the guitar flipping off the audience I be carry out the book still got Johnny Cash in it. Do you know who Johnny Cash is? Okay, thank you. Do you know the the guy who's in a camera and he has a guitar and he's flipping off the camera? No, okay, all right. Tell him to go back to his video gas. All right. What do you need? I have more money for video games? You what? Huh? Okay, what wait? No, we're just like hello. He wants my cheese bagel. He can have it. Okay That's what yeah I like the fact that he asked

1:15:32It is nice because he could just take it. What do you get to do like a where's my cheese bag? X community. Hey, you're known son of mine Now he's gonna go look look up Johnny Cash. Yeah, no, he won't there's some moms in two. Yeah Why would he want I don't want to like anything mom likes does he have a cheese bagel? I Love those cheesy bagels. Poppy seeds outside He's a big boy. I saw that he's growing up. He weighs 120 pounds. Wow Maybe he should have a nine years old maybe he shouldn't have the cheese bagel. You're telling about that I get him in a phone. Oh, man. Hey, it's going. Let's get running around. Let's get off the ass and get put out the video games Come on. He runs around. All right. He's just big Get him run around boy. He's gonna grow. This is what's happening. He isn't growing taller just yet. Yeah I know it happens. It does yeah, they do get a little they go out for they go they go they get outsized and then they grow out up And then they go outsized again then up for a while I remember my arms after their first marriage. They just get fatter

1:16:32It's all over I remember that there was a weird growth spurt where my arms went a little bit ahead of like my torso I'm on the I Do have a kids like that school. Oh, so that's what you're that's what you're referred to as gangly. Yes Yeah, yes, and I was much better at basketball than but then everybody caught up with me and I wasn't as good anymore Yeah, cuz you didn't have to jump for the net. You know how big he is like he was playing lacrosse and he didn't realize that he could like barely Like you know just nudge some some little 30 pound kid. So it's just like a mice and man as you harming people without What's that character boob was that? No, I read Lisa from yeah, that's another dust bowl era. No, that's from Yeah, yeah, right there we go George. Where do we go? All right? That's the one the one who's not right in the head But he's a nice lovable. He ends up hands up hurting somebody. Yeah, yeah, I don't know

1:17:34Have I ever read it or seen it? I don't even know George tell me if I've ever read it or seen you know definitely read Okay, thank you. I just forgot a lot of it right. Yeah, I mean, I know everything but something you can't remember everything right everything. That's right Thank you George Alex Williams says 20 westbound I didn't warn George about this, but our friend Paul Stanley is coming up next and are you willing to stay you know past the bottom of the hour? We kind of you know, I'm fine Oh Very fine. I have no problem. You're not in a mood. No, I'm not All right, let's just watch in the new Hi, this is Paul Stanley and this is Paul Stan's music news. I'm the Von Hesler's doctor Um, my lawyers our lawyers I want us to let you know that this is in fact not the real Paul Stanley, but forget about that Paul Stanley I am doing very well. Thank you for having me. You didn't bring Jean Simmons with you this uh, I don't Tode him around. I don't really know where he is. Don't get defensive. I don't know what he's doing. Okay. You guys are not joined at the hip

1:18:39Not no, he's my brother, but you know, not my siamese twin. I got you I don't know what do they say now conjoined conjoined. I don't want to say siamese. No, for some reason that's a Sad from siam. No, and it also upsets the cat Yes, it does. What do they call siam now that Thailand? Uh, I don't know Uh, I know that McCartney on back in the air. Yes. Oh back on back to the egg of McCartney last wings out. He has old siams Sir, I love Paul McCartney. Good song. Good song. It wouldn't be as good as old me and Mars. No, no, Thailand. Thailand. Yeah, that's I'm sorry. Kingdom of time. Let's try that one old Thailand. Sir, see old siamese. I like to go to Thailand But when you go when you're a male and you go there by yourself, everybody thinks People think the weird things. And that's not me. You're in town by yourself because you're doing the big belt line lantern parade on Saturday. That's one of my favorite things to do. They have a lot of lanterns. Yeah, they're gonna do it Saturday night. It's cool. Is it? Well, this has been going on for years. No one's looking. It's nice and dark. It's like you can get away. Right. This could be Saturday night. It's gonna be fun. No, hold on. It's just everybody bring on lantern or do you go and look at this lantern thing? No, people do people people

1:19:50are very really creative and make these giant like I like land intricate things. I usually I'm usually the guy who's like, man, but I do like on a if the night is kind of beautiful and the lanterns. It's quite lovely. If you should go Chris, Chris, weather, Chris weather will be fantastic. Chris weather. She does the news. Yes. All right. I don't even know what. All right. That's so you know what? That's just a little bit too far. I'm Chris weather. You can't say that. A Chris too far. That's you know, let's try. I mean, look, we're here to have fun, but people there are rules. There are guardrails. So we're going to see you on the belt line then this weekend for the nature parades. I like them. I didn't say I'd be there. Oh, man. Look, I'm sure every millennial will post it online and I can see it. Yeah, I'll have the same experience that 80% of people there will have. I'll be watching it on through the screen. Even though they're live, they'll be watching it through their phone because that's the way the kids dig it.

1:20:53Mm-hmm. I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm going to be like an old man complaining about the kids. Shut up. Of course not. No, they're like it. No, I wouldn't. What? Right. Please. Okay. All right. Ella Langley is reacting to dethroning Mariah Carey's billboard number one spot with her hit song, Choose in Texas. Now, still have not heard, but this is what 18 weeks at number one. It's a good song. More than that. It's a very good song. But let me ask you this question. Yeah. They don't have what is that something box? Coin box or whatever it was. Well, they don't have the old way of the size of your men. Yeah. Measurement. Yeah, because it used to be records and tapes and they just call the store sales. It's what did you sell now? It's sales plus they have an algorithm for streaming and other things. Plus, I'm not saying she did this, but Taylor Swift does this all the time. Paul McCartney does it all the time. They release every time. Like her single is coming out on Friday. There's three different you know, kinds of vinyl you can get it on and a couple different cassettes, whatever. And so

1:21:56they have these fans who buy anything they put out. And so you get three times the sales with these fans. They buy it three times and that kind of ups the thing. Triple dip. That's why McCartney could be number one for a week because they put out 16 different versions. This summer has also been. I'm not going to say it's been a dry summer. It's not been that case. It's just become so niche out. That she is lucky that she's winning, but with a narrower margin than previous summers. And also, come on. It was that year that the whole brat thing was happening. She wouldn't have. Oh, yeah, Charlie XX would have. I hate to say this, but I don't take anything away from her, but it's kind of like saying cam ward was the number one pick. It was a very big. Like if they're a big if it had been a year before, it's a lot of it's if it had been the year before, right? cam ward would have been like the fourth or fifth or six quarterback. So she's dominating a summer that doesn't really have a lot of summer hot songs. Nothing that just. That's just the fact that

1:22:57I'm not taking anything away from her. By the way, she's dating allegedly Tucker wet more. Wow. I have a little bit of yellow Langley when we come back after news weather traffic. I got. Wait, hold on. I can just pass that. Here she's. Tucker wet more. Alex Williams says. Oh, but I'm waiting for Autumn to tell us she's there. I'm here. Ah, sounds like you're just sitting down though. No, no, I swear. I just I was muted. Oh, yeah, yeah, I was muted. Sounds like Natalie Harp. That's gonna be on. Oh, your skies. That's still here. Wow. How beautiful. I'm here. Don't worry. Did you type up my latest truth? Of course, I have it right here. Did you like me to print it for you? I would love it if you'd print it. I don't like looking at that little. Okay. Double space. Nice. Capital letters. Autumn Harp. Autumn Harp. Always there. She prints out everything for me.

1:23:58She tells me how great I ever. Every anybody online that says I'm great. Autumn Harp. Prince it out. Autumn Harp. And she sends it to me just to boost my morale. What about when people say that you're terrible? I don't see it. Do you see any? I don't see it. I don't see it. Don't see it. Don't see it. I don't need to. As far as I know, everyone in the world loves the show. And I did try to kick out all the jerks who don't like me from the White House, but some stupid judge. Yeah. Some stupid thing about the first time that I have put this guy in his job enough for life and don't even consider how important it is for me to not hear bad things. That's not true. You did the chief justice. You did not. No, no, no, the judge today who. Oh, the regular judge. This wasn't the Supreme Court. Just a regular judge. Yes, some of us are kind of like, you know, kind of happy that the Constitution has this whole. Well, I said the broadcast channels could stay. These stupid cable fake news channels. I think oh, yeah, that's because when you were younger, there were no cable channels. Right. Like you still love like Time magazine. Well,

1:24:59they're not bad. They're not bound by anything. They're not bound by anything. I think it's just things that you remember from your childhood. You like that America. I do. Like you still think it's important. Like Time magazine is important. What's not? Nobody reads it. Well, they should. They don't. Exactly. From now on, they'll be reading Time Magazine daily. So autumn has a lot in common. We were just talking about this Ella Langley who has the longest number one ever. She's in Texas. She'd be right. Right. And so there's some audio and she's, you know, she's very heartfelt, I think here in expressing gratitude for what's happened. But there's a connection with Autumn Fisher. I'm not going to tell you what it is. You just listen to this and see if you can spot the Ella Langley Autumn Fisher connection. I'm genuinely trying to find the words to help explain what's going on in my brain today. We don't know. What? Thank you for loving this song.

1:26:02For listening to it, I feel like I just don't even know what to say at this point. I mean, I'm running out of hyperboleese to describe how I feel. So I would just let my dog in the background and show you his excitement. Thank you. I don't hear anything wrong with that. No, I don't either. There's a little, it's difficult. It's difficult. It's like, where's Waldo? You know, he's in there. It's difficult. You just say there's something in there. You studied it in a separutor film. It's crazy. She's almost like a more upbeat Matthew McConaughey by the lady. She's like, I guess, you know, like, it's crazy. It's a big journey. It's like a lot to step. I don't know. You got a lot of stuff in your head going on. Two in the head. Worth is one in the bush. I'm genuinely trying to find the words genuinely. It's crazy. And I can't because it's just wild, y'all. You're just doing a female Matthew McConaughey. I'm just mad at you. Hey, you know, it's like you're Patricia McConaughey.

1:27:09Do you play the bongos as well? Hey, you know, sometimes you get a little high, you get, but you get a bongo. Last night, after I left the stage last night at the punchline, I thought, well, I did better than Matthew McConaughey and Woody Arles and the M.E. stuff. Do something right. Something's going, all right. I don't know. This is a headline. What's going on? We can jump over Paul Stanley. Oh, no. My goodness gracious. I apologize. Paul, look at that. He's scowling it. No, no, he should be. He's been sitting here for an hour and I just go on. Unlike a goldfish, you know, we all know the way people used to say goldfish were before we find out we're wrong. And I'm just going on my little path. And I forget the great Paul Stanley is not here, but the fake Paul Stanley is. And we're supposed to do music news. So let's go ahead and do that. It's not supposed to be Roger Dulture. He's supposed to be Paul Stanley. No, who are you as a person? I'm shopping at Ralph's. I don't know what you

1:28:11would. Oh, nobody, you don't get that. That's the big thing. Andrew Dice Clay goes around with his little Instagram and he says, Hey, do you want to picture with the face? And I run into him twice at the grocery store and he tries to pull this. So I just say, who are you? I don't know who you were. Why is he doing this? Is this a joke? Yeah, it's a funny bit. Isn't it funny? It's pretty funny. Is it lots of distrangers? And he like he pretends that they recognize him. Uh-huh. And he says, Hey, do you want a picture? And they're like, what are you doing? You're waiting for me. He's still doing that. You don't want the face, the face of Kyle. I guess it's kind of funny. I like it, but you know, it's fun to chat back. That's right. That's right. Because everybody knows who you are. Of course, especially if you're wearing your makeup at the supermarkets. I don't do that. I go there. I ride my bike to Calabas. Actually, if you if you wore the makeup to the supermarket, probably more people wouldn't think it was you. They think it was somebody cosplaying. And the little kids with kids scared because they're not familiar with kids. That's right. And if you walk around with your chest hair showing everyone with no Oh, God, all the old ladies. That's you. Oh, are you dying that? You're dying that. No, I don't

1:29:13think I would. It wouldn't turn white. It's not 90. You're 72 or something. I don't die chest hair. I you do. I put it in foils. I put it in the chairs. You got those foil things. Yeah, everything I get a bully. I was on my chest. You got the grandma next to him on the right. I'm Paul Stanley. She's like, she was about to cry there. I don't know what happened. She gives us some water. My eyes are watering. Your eyes watering again. Well, how many times have I told you always leaking something? Take care of that. That's gross. You're orbs. I said I had kids. I'm always leaking somewhere. Yeah, I did the mesh. I'm. You want to come in and hurting a thing? I got some extra mesh. Yeah, you get your eyes done at the same time. Just don't look at me on the table. See results in the office. You know before I got here. I've had more doctors handling my stuff in the last couple of weeks than ever in my life. You're dying the whole life. Some of the men, some of them women, they don't care. You like it when the ladies do it. I don't like it. I am very lucky that in a medical setting, there is no chance of me getting interested. Let's

1:30:15put it that way. Medical settings freak me out so much. There's like needles around. I like that. No. No. I'm protected. Where's that needle? Give it that. That latex glove smell. It's like medicine and vitamins. You know, latex. Turned on by the latex. No, I do not. I do. I think of I just think of doctor's offices. No. Luckily for me, that's the least erotic place in the world. A hospital or a doctor's office. Even if you come across like the fantasy online, I never know. No. You know, they always have it. There's like one, there's like a, they're obviously like in an apartment or something, but they make it look like it's a medical room. They put, they always put up like the like the, the bones of the body or like skeleton skeleton. That's right. Oh, the, the, the, the thing that just got like the muscles of the body. It's like the human body, but it just shows me that's why I should say. Yeah, the anatomy thing. But otherwise, you could

1:31:18tell that they're like in a bedroom and an apartment or something. And then they get it on. And then it's not for me. I just always pass that. Well, and the doctor always looks ridiculous. Like if if the ladies the doctor, yeah, right? She's like, I'm like cold. Yeah, she's got like giant circus. Well, she take my temperature, baby. Yeah, that's, you know what? The, variety you say. I just believe this much. Yes, it takes all kinds to make the world go around. That one's not for me. Yeah, it's like the schoolgirl stuff when it's like obviously to your home. Maybe you got held back. Yeah, she's not very bright. She's a school woman. Okay, respect. All right, Paul Stanley, we're going to start when we come back. And you're going to get two full segments. Okay. No matter what, it's Thursday. So Greg won the last day of breaking news. Unless we have breaking news about that will happen. You know, well, you know, she shined in the world. I mean, the country we are. You're breaking news station. Paul Stanley. Yeah, I know. I listen. Yeah,

1:32:21he's a fan. Okay. Double check it off. I used to listen to KFI all the time, but I like this station better. Okay, great. People listen to him. KF. It's a new station. I'm not saying to listen to Tim Conway, Jr. I do like him. He's very good. Yan is dead, though. Oh, nobody is. Alex Williams says. Okay, that's good. No one knows, but dead. Okay. Alex Williams says 400 South is a. I don't know why I'm being treated like this for telling the truth. Paul Stanley, you got more music news, huh? Yesterday, and this sounds like a dangerous proposition. Justin Bieber performed an impromptu mini concert at MacArthur Park. All right. Is he another one going off as a rocker or something to show it up? It's great. It's sweet. Cream. My thing was flowing. Did he do that song? If he didn't do that song, it probably doesn't know that. A carter's park. Calling it, guys. Right here. He's going to be the Super Bowl halftime performer. It's going to happen. Wait, by MacArthur Park, because he's doing,

1:33:23he's been doing little obscure shows left and right. He did the World Cup halftime show. He's going to be the Super Bowl halftime performer. All right. He's not unpopular. He had line Coachella. And sometimes the thing is like with the Super Bowl thing, you can get like legendary status. That's true. Like when the who did it, they weren't on top. Why just like to do it? They have done to begin. Have you done the halftime show? I don't think so. I think you did the show, like the pre show once. Yeah. As I recall. But why not Ella Langley? Well, seeing all she needs a few more hats. Yeah. I will do it. I just want to look at her. All right. She's very pretty. You're a painter on Instagram and everything. Yeah. Hold on, Ella. Now before I get you to get canoeing there, Paul's an Ella fella. Again, again, the lawyers, the lawyers want me to say that this is not the real post. She got a hot little number. Wow. Thank you so much. He's a little surgery up top, but we'll work on it. Oh, now Paul. That's why I'm saving it. You know, I'm saving it until I get a bit older. Maybe I'll be able to say what the lawyers say there. What do they say?

1:34:25They say this is not the real Ella Langley or Paul Stanley. I don't know. These lawyers keep telling me to say that. But I just, I just, I just, I'm really, I'm saying that is crazy. You know, because I'm Ella Langley. No, I'm not. Matthew McConaughey sister. Oh, I wish I was. I got to go back and watch the McConaughey. I haven't seen it yet. McConaughey and I'm fascinated. Woody Harrelson and they, so the Emmys had some time left over, which on a ward show never has time left. They had to fill time at the end. And I guess they asked them to do some improv out there. And it was horrible from what I hear. Did anybody see it? That's that. Did anybody hear see it? Or we, I don't know if some of it was ridiculously bad. You can't, you can't blame them. They didn't know until they got out there, I think. Is it bad enough to watch and enjoy or what it just cringe? Yeah, a little of this, little of that. Is that what they said? Sounds like something Matthew McConaughey.

1:35:28I don't know. It's a little bit of that. Right. Ella Langley. Yeah. Are we done with you, fake Paul Stanley? I'll take off. Paul McConaughey. Oh, the lawyers say this is not Paul McConaughey. Alex Williamson. Alex Williamson. 285 North. Flip is your home to win this football season. Think your QB's drawing for 300 yards? Flip right he is. Running back, finding the end zone. Flip. Yeah. Pick two or more players and go over under on their stats. Passing yards, rushing yards, catches, touchdowns. However, you football, there's a way to flip it. New customers get a deposit match up to $250 plus bonus catch on every flip and deposit. Download Flip. Use promo code steel. Must be 18 plus. No purchase necessary void where prohibited. Restrictions applied. Play responsibly. See get flipped on con for eligibility terms and full promotion rules. Correct. A Mundo. Kayaci O our four of the bond. Hesler doctrine begins right now. We have to get into this now I saw some footage of Nicholas Cage as John Madden in this movie

1:36:34is coming out. I didn't hear anything but I saw the footage and I said well it looks kind of cool especially because they showed him like in the 70s dressed like John Madden with John Madden was the worst. The even for the 70s go look at him on the sidelines in some games like 77. And Pant 78. I mean really just look like a clown from the circus. So I just saw that. Oh, looks like he's really getting that part. Then I heard the trailer and I have to say this we're about to play it. I don't know that I could listen to this for two hours. I gotta be honest with you. Go ahead. Madden football. What is this? You only have seven men on a team and I'm out. That's why I need your football mind. I can make what's inside your head live forever. Here's my playbook. Every play I ever coach. Every play I ever drew. Let's go to work.

1:37:35I'm rocking in the trailer. Every play I ever wrote. Every play I ever wrote. First of all, John Madden was a legendary broadcaster. Yes. We all know what he sounded like. Am I forgetting something? I don't remember him. I get the attitude that Cage is going for and he may have gotten that. Hi, I are. Hi, I. Can't they have had Frank Kaleyendo do the dialogue? Just ADR it. Yeah. And keep on practicing. So as most of it, it's just to be a little bit about the coaching. It just sounds going to happen. It's going to start with like the Super Bowl they won and then did he quit right after that Super Bowl or would do one more year? It was very close to that. I watched the trailer. So the trailer has him. It says he's a coach in the moment and then they say his health. He cannot with his health. He can't keep coaching. He also didn't like flying, I think. And then they started. He didn't. They started talking about how he can go into broadcasting and then

1:38:38the video game. That's kind of. And so I think it's going to be just a little bit of setup. But mostly it's going to be about this guy whoever that actor was playing the person convincing him to put his mind into this video game. If you believe that happened. Look, if you believe that when a celebrity has their own perfume or essence that they're actually out there, you know, in the garage mixing things together to try to figure out the best scent. No, I'm drinking the rocks to Kelo. I think they bring it to Madden. We want to put your name on this. I want to be great. I want to have my playbook. And here you go. By the way, it's all 32 teams. So why the time it came out, maybe there were 28 teams. Well, yeah, it came out in the late 80s early on. So it's all the teams. So why would you want John Madden's playbook for all the teams? Well, we can only apply to one. When it first came out, you didn't have a wide variety of plays. You're very limited. I mean, the game has changed so, so much. It looks like Tetris the first one. It used to like the only player that was just

1:39:39significantly better than everybody else was. I think when it first came out was Bo Jackson. That was tech mobile. Yeah, okay. And even then. So that was before the Madden brandy. When somebody got hurt in the old Sega game, you would hear, then pets on roll. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Then the little ambulance. Passed on roll. Little Suzy Wiles as a kid running. Yeah, that's right. He's her father. And listen, Sunday you'll grow up to have a good job for a terrible piece of crap. That voice right there is to me. Now, Madden was great. I'm not going to say that. He wasn't. Boon. Me, Pat Summeral. I mean, that voice was. He did golf. It just comforted me. I mean, just like on Sundays. Thanks, John. That voice just was like zen comfort for me. And then, you know, now I find that he was an alcoholic and all that. But you know, all the great ones are Jim at the end. Jim Dancer does the masters. So he does another another alcoholic, Tony Romo,

1:40:43had to get rid of him. I think he's going to have to. I don't know. He's like a birdie that one. I mean, he's an alcoholic, right? If anybody who can't drive from the golf course to wherever the hell he was going back to the hotel or whatever, he'd drink open in the car. Yeah. Yeah. So he's an alcoholic, right? Yeah. You can't wait to get back to the hotel room. I can't drive. Whatever. You know, they don't have bars. Well, I had to get right on the plane. I can't just feel invincible. Well, I know. Yeah, I'm Tony Romo. Yeah, I know. But they've even warned before. Well, I don't know. Yeah, I think you're an alcoholic. I don't know. I look, I get a problem. I want my job there. You know what the problem, I think, is you're, you're a, you're a fun alcoholic. So people don't want to have an intervention because they want the fun, Tony Romo. James, where everybody Jim? Because if you watched the arrest stuff that's out there, he's he made, he, I think he's having fun. I think he makes them laugh a couple of times. He's like charming through everybody, but the female officer. I thought she even laughed a little. She was trying to be serious. Yeah. Oh, I guess not. I guess not. Oh, you're going to put them. All right.

1:41:48I guess not. Say Tony, you sound better than this. Madden football. What is what is this? I'm here to get the director. Let that slide. That sounds so crazy. Sounds bad. The part of it where where he goes. I probably are madden football. What is this? You only have seven men on a team. I'm out. Tony, you're football mind. I can make what's inside your head live forever. Here's my playbook. Every play I ever coach, every play I ever drew. I play. It's called. Oh, he sounds like like what's his name from from men in black? The sugar water. Yeah. Yeah. That's not high rock. Holy shiver. Listen, John Mulaney. Here's my playbook. This is this is the I'm gonna listen to this for two hours. I just don't see what Christian Baylor's grade is

1:42:50Al Davis. Of course. He's Christian. Who's yelling at him there? The guy who's inventing John Mulaney. Yeah. And he's the one that's okay. That line. Play it again until I stop. Play it again. That's madden football. What is this? You only have seven men on a team. I'm out. That's why I need your football mind. I can make what's inside your head live forever. Stop. That was never set. Right. I guarantee you that that line was never uttered by any human being that John Madden ever came in contact. People do not speak that way. I'm trying to say you Shane Gillis is in the trailer, but he doesn't obviously he doesn't play a major character. I don't think maybe he was just like knew it was going on. He wanted to be in it. Yeah. Maybe it's supposed to be funny. Maybe it's supposed to be like a parody. I know. I've played and coached football. And maybe that's why it's like so over the top. Well, play like the first just very beginning again. It's just because it

1:43:50reminds me of something else. Madden football. What is this stop? You know that famous Ryan O'Neill clip. What the word because he's a good actor. He wants to be with the one where he goes. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. I can't remember. It's the worst acting in Ryan O'Neill has done some very amazing paper moon. Like he's like a good actor. But I guess he was just phoning it in for whatever this movie was. He's standing on a beach and he's looking at a letter. He's like, oh man. Is it tough guys don't dance? Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Yeah. We got to get that. You know what? Get that when you can. And we'll play those two clips together and see which acting is worse. Oh man. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. That should be an easy John Madden impression to do him doing John Madden. I have to appeal not PSA but you know to get some information across here. What? More than 167,000 pounds of meat recalled after passing through Georgia distributor.

1:44:52Hmm. It's all that you're eating. Oh man. Oh god. Oh god. Oh man. Yeah. Did it come out of do what happened? It just passed through USDA. This is I can read this because from 95.5 WS. What kind of meat? That's a great radio station. We've got pictures of hamburger meat here but I don't know. Yeah. It's all that weird meat that Trump's letting the... Come on. You don't know how bad I say it. But I'm not knowing it. Yeah. I am. Yeah. Okay. So you put the proper way I have to teach is to ask the question. Eric. Is that the meat that Trump's been doing? Eric is that that we did that but I don't know. The answer is I don't know. I'm genuinely trying to find out. Yeah. I'm trying to find out. I'm trying to find out. Is that meat? Someday I'll be meat. I got my meat book here. Every meat. All the meat. So make sure that the meat isn't that meat. It's the 177,000. Wow. It's a raw beef pork and goat. You've only got pork there.

1:45:52Yes, goat. Who's goat? How do people eat goat? Tons of people eat it. Yeah. Because they have to. No, they don't. People like to graduate out of it. Well, thank God. I love the goat meat. I don't eat it. Of course not. I don't like it but it's... I don't like goats. Here's your freaky and weirdly stink. They're weird eyes. Your recalled products are beef ribs, ribeye, ox tail, ground pork, ox terezo, pork chops, and goat meat. There are other cultures in this country. Ox tail. Yes. Yeah. It's... People make soup out of it. Yes. You're going to make soup out of oxygen. I'm out. Hey, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I prefer, yeah. What is that? I'm out. It's Williams. Unfortunately, says there's a crash. I believe we found... We have a side-by-side comparison here. Not quite. Do I have to stretch? Yes. You think what? You weren't able to get the iso? No, I got the iso.

1:46:52It's just having to move the file from here. Okay, well... And then it put the file over there. Well, you're very dainty while you're doing it, son. Yeah. But... And then I'm going to drink the beer. And then I'll... And then I'm going to kiss you all over here. Over again. Okay. I believe this is the iso that you want to do, right? Of the map. Okay, my point was the acting in this seems so bad that it reminds me of what people consider some of the worst. And it's a good match because these are both actors that we know can be good actors. Nicholas Cage has been in... has won an Oscar for his acting. He's a very good actor when he wants to be. Ryan O'Neill back in his day was... Okay, he was in paper. Moon he was in Barry Lyndon, Stanley Kubrick, classic film. So he's a good actor, but they have their bad days. Some event. The main event was... I was like, that's the whole... They were doing that whole... Let's go back to the like the 30s. Well, that's a boxing movie that he did with... No, I know. I know. He did two movies. So it was... What's Up Doc?

1:47:53That's right. And... Yeah, but I'm saying... Maybe it was What's Up Doc was a kind of... It was like an... Period piece. It was... It wasn't. It was more like... They were using the style of those... Like it happened one night. Okay. So those kind of movies from the 30s. And they were decent. And he was good at them. But they're not good in everything. So I guess we start with... Nicholas Cage. And we... Have you moved the file? Do the end of the day? Is this... You only have seven men on a team? I don't know. Oh, I wanted the other thing. Yeah. Well, it was pretty easy. I want to just live forever. Here's my playbook. Here's... Every play I ever coached, every play I ever drew... It's got the work. All right, there. Okay, got it. And now let's compare that to... What's considered some of the worst acting of all time. Ryan O'Neal and whatever this movie was. I think that was a little too long. No, that's the scene. That's the whole scene. Yeah. You know what? It sounds to me like they knew that that acting was so bad. They tried to cover it up with the music.

1:48:55Tough guy. Some of the worst tough guys don't dance. Tough guy. When did that come out? 1987. Well, obviously he needed a paycheck. I have Norman Maylor, I think, as the director. Yeah, Norman Maylor. Norman Maylor. Yeah, he hated it. He hated it. He must have a dream. He was like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He was an author. He directed it. He directed more than that. Really? Yeah. He didn't direct like the executioner song, did he? He directed movies. He famously got in fights with people. Oh, no, you know, him and who did he hate? Oh, good. Gay, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Vellisse, what was his name? Gorg Vidal. Gorg Vidal. There wasn't a guy named Gave Elise, too, I think, but Gorg Vidal and him hated each other. And they were, uh, they were both on the same team. Yes. But that way, okay. We didn't like to see the infighting, you know, getting a fight with Rip Torne. You got a fight with Rip Torne. A lot of people getting fights with Rip Torne, though. Yeah, he was, he was a madman. Also, Norman Mailer spoke up for this guy who killed somebody.

1:49:57And, uh, because the guy was a writer and he went before the court or something. This is in the early 80s or late 70s. Because the character witnessed this. As a character witness, and he convinced the judge that this guy is very talented. And he would, the society needed him. And they let him go. And then not that long later, he murdered enough. I can't remember exactly. Look at that. Look for that case, George. It's, uh, if you just put, uh, Norman Mailer, let's get the guy out of prison. You know, man. Oh, man. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, man. Oh, man. Here's my table. Let's hear Nicholas Cage do that for a reason. Oh, God. Oh, man. Oh, God. Oh, man. Oh, man. Here's my playbook. There's only seven people on the field. Oh, God. You got it. Nicholas Cage clip sounds edited. What? Like when he says, uh, like when he says, the trailer, the playbook. I know, but I'm just saying I think it,

1:50:58maybe it's a bad, probably edited, weird. Yeah. Here's my playbook. Wow. That play ever coach. Batman. Here's my playbook. Here's my playbook. Here's my playbook, Batman. Yeah, like he talks like, here's my playbook. It doesn't look a little bit of pain in there. There is. There is. It's my pie. It's my pie rock. I expect those men to die for you. Oh, you. Oh, you. Uh, this sounds like it's just going to be awful. I don't know. Maybe it'll be great for us. I'm hoping that it's there in on it. There's a reason they're not putting it in the theater. The Madden, the Madden estate would not allow this. This is the first movie about him that I'm aware of. Oh, maybe they don't have any control. Yes, they do. They have control. He didn't die 50 years ago. They have control. They're still making money off the name that's on the block. I know. It's terrible in my, my, my, I don't sound like him at all, but here's a bunch of money. They lost all that money on the Madden cruiser.

1:51:59That's what a great man. What a great deal he got, man. He got to, he didn't like to fly and they just flocks paid for that. Didn't they? Do you remember that? It was a long day. It was ESPN. It was a long win a bagel, but he did it for years before that when he was a CBS. Oh, really? Every time he covered a game, he would not fly. He used to say, I don't know how people get in those things. I agree, but I don't have a, a staff of people who can drive me all across the country. There's a great scene in the movie where I make love to the turduckin. It's a good thing for Madden that he was, he was out of the game, the broadcasting game, before they started going overseas all the time. Oh, yeah, you never went away. But I'm getting on the Queen Mary. I'll be there to month. Sure, then. Alex Williams has better news. All right, it was us. Truth social posts a little bit earlier that caught my eye. So could I have a reading, sir? Of course. Hold on, before you read, I want to say,

1:53:01when you get to the part where you, where you scream airport, it's for some reason in there parenthetically with an exclamation point. And I don't know why. So go ahead. All right, here we go. I'm at President Xi at the plane airport. Yesterday, and he looks strong, vibrant, and fit better than ever. Madam Xi, of course, beautiful. President DJ T. Why the need for the parenthetical airport? If he hadn't put that there, would we have assumed that Xi's plane landed on the White House lawn? And that's where people think maybe thought it was like we were meeting. Like we're having a meeting. Right. Maybe they thought we had a trist. I don't know. You said it. Now people get because the big deal is that he met him at the plane as opposed to waiting for him to arrive the white. I like that horrible Obama who never met him at the plane. No, you at the time put out a tweet that excoriated Obama.

1:54:01That's fake news. No, it's not. It's the fact that I've seen that the tweet has been seen from, I don't know, whenever he was here during was at 2012. Well, Natalie didn't write that one. During the Obama administration. You just went after Obama because he had the audacity of meeting the Chinese leader at the plane. Well, really the way it is is that he was a horrible president and he did a lot of terrible things. And really, me meeting him at the airplane is much better. Airport. Airport is great. Maybe you wonder who who likes the capitals? Is it Natalie Harp or is it Trump likes the all caps? Yeah, because that sounds to me like it came right from. Natalie, did you write that one? No, I didn't know of course not. I did tell him, you know, what the capitals mean, but he's right. Like it really does give the right. Oh, you know, well, you know, not everything is capitalized. Every word when I do it is usually the first letter of every word is capitalized. That's right. Because he's the guy. By the way, he was Barack Hussein Obama. Thank you for reminding us of this middle name.

1:55:03Hussein is an Islamic. So very informed, you know, because he never know. He might run again. He was born in Kenya. No, he was not. He was born in Hawaii. Well, nowadays they say that, but I think well, they said it back then. He might have been born there. They said it back when he was born actually, that he was born in Hawaii. I have the what's the capital of Kenya? I don't know off the top of my head. Kenya City. I have the newspaper. That's that. By the way, I took him for a tour. Nairobi. Took him around. Thank you. I took him around and I showed them. But you're not boring him with like the helipad. And we looked at the helipad. He loved the helipad. He was like, well, Mr. President, I'd love to have the helipad. It's beautiful. Is this and why showed him the rubble? And I said, hey, what a great ballroom. When they let me know you have a lot easier than I do. You can make whatever you like. And I got to go. You got to go to the Politburo. And they can make it. That's all. I can do whatever I want. But I can't really, you know, wish I had the power. And then I took him to the Hall of Presidents and showed him the gold filigree.

1:56:04And I said, hey, here's a look at that. Oh, he showed him the joke Hall of Presidents. Yeah, he laughed. He laughed. He said, oh, he laughed. Oh, with the auto pin. Yeah, he showed him that. Oh, look at the other. And he laughed. He went, oh, oh, Mr. President. I'm getting as Greg Russ says. We're getting too old to like wish our lives away. I can't wish away the next two years. I'll be 64. I'll be happy with that. I'm healthy. But, you know, I'm just, I can't wish away years anymore. The great ballroom of Washington. Come up to visit. I ask, why don't you come up to the DC area and hang out. I'll show you around your much more entertaining than that. Shelly. Shelly, shelly went to help you with the Fowdy. You got me like he turned on me. He's, you know, maybe, how do you know? Maybe, maybe he turned on, maybe you turned on him. I didn't turn on him. I said, I need your support. Said, don't wait to say no more forever wars. Well, we're not in a forever war. What is this? We're in a bombing campaign. An excursion. That's going to last forever. I don't know.

1:57:05Is there an end in sight? I don't, who'd I tell? I said, hey, Marco, go talk to Flim Flam. Whatever name is from Iran. I just saw on the ticker on the screen there. The Senate decides not to, not to hold a vote to end the Iran war. They don't end the votes. Well, thank goodness, because it's going so well. Who would want to stop it now? They want to win as badly as we do. They know it's, but you told us we already won. Well, we have. Okay, then, okay, they just have to admit they lost. That's what we're waiting for. That's right. Republicans are starting to kind of turn on Trump a little bit. He was asked. I'm not worried about it. They're losers. Senator John Kennedy was asked about, you mean that weirdo? You won't talk about BCM. So, uh, Mastiality. Some people, he was asked about how he felt about Trump banning reporters from the White House Press. I'm a white man of prey, Frank. And I actually like Senator Kennedy's response. Realist of this. So, I understand the presence for a fresh, but I don't believe in cancel culture.

1:58:06I have. Crancel culture. I don't. Leshi, is he playing Madden in the new movie? I don't believe in, hey, here's my playbook. Let's do this thing. Here's my playbook. Here's my playbook. My playbook. Every play I ever coach. Every play I ever drew. When did Madden sound like? Face reality. When did Madden sound like? He never did. That's not his, does it sound anything like Joan Madden at all? Sounds like Nicholas Cage drunk. There's only one person that's ever been able to do a passable impression of him. It's Calliando. Calliando, and it's perfect. Who was, uh, who was, so who went after Calliando on this show a couple of weeks ago? It sticks with me. Who's such a guy? When I was great. He was great. Of course, it's gotta be Greg. He's the one who goes after him. And was he kidding? I think he was kidding. He's a nasty. No, he doesn't like Greg. He didn't like the comedy sketches that would happen during the pre-game show. I mean, it was a good break after a while. They can only pitch. What do you want to watch? Terry Bradshaw go on and on about some stupid thing. He knows nothing about for another five or ten minutes. Any made Bradshaw mad, which I love.

1:59:07Not as bad as when Kimmel was doing it. Yeah. They would, they would really go after, uh, you know, call him stupid and... Oh, you mean Kimmel's cousin? No, no, that was after it. Okay. Wasn't it Kimmel first? Yeah. And then I think there's before he got the late night show. It was Kimmel who was the one who did 25 years ago. I don't know. I don't know. I'm so old. Well, we're so gross. We're old and gross human beings. Young people should shun us. They should. As they see us walking down the sidewalk. Now they can see us on TikTok if we show up in their algorithm. Uh-huh. Is that true? Yeah. No. Yeah. That's not true, is it? We are. You're on TikTok every day. Yes, you're on TikTok. No, I'm not. God, no. Yeah. Oh, great. You know what? I've told you. Wait, play that guy. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, man. Oh, God. Oh, man. Oh, God. There's a TikTok. That guy. That guy. Are you talking about Mr. Farah Fawcett? Excuse me? That guy. Ryan O'Neill.

2:00:08Thank you. It's too much. Right. Uh-huh. Did that great movie green ice? Remember that? No, about the emeralds. No. Was it good? Was it really good? Are you being sarcastic? I think Omar Farah was in it. Well, everything Omar Shereef is. Then he was in that movie where you made the jeans with the holes in the butt. Who? Ryan O'Neill. I think I remember the poster for that. Yeah. It was a nice deal. It was a nice deal. It was a nice deal. All the time. There were jeans and then there was a clear thing in the back. This is Ryan O'Neill. The butt cheeks. Not Omar Shereef. No. Who's Ryan O'Neill? Was that the entire plot of the movie? Uh, I forget. Yeah, what kind of movies is? And then Irons' reconcilable differences. What was the good movie? A sort of based on that real smug director that hit a big Don of it. Yeah. And then he was with what's her face? From Moonlighting. From last picture. Yeah, but this is based on he and his wife. That's what I'm saying. They were together. They were so arrogant. Everybody in Hollywood hated them. Is that what it's about? His wife before he left her for Civil Shepherd. Civil Shepherd. That's what I'm trying to think of.

2:01:09Peter Big Don of it. He made like three great movies that everything else was crap. But then again, sorry, I have to look because we have to give things away because we're a radio station. Oh, no. And now? Yeah. We're giving it away. Right? This is highly unregular. Two tickets to see Hans Zimmer. The next level on Tuesday, March 16th, 2027 at State Farmerina. Be call or never 10 to 404-872-0750. Tickets are on sale right now at ticketmaster.com. Alex Williams says there's something. Yeah, I hate to end on this note because we haven't had so much fun. But I have been warning of something for a few months now, not based on anything that I've read. Just watching this administration. Just my gut. And also not predicting it, but saying, and I got a feeling that maybe.

2:02:11And I've been saying that I don't think that if they, if the Republicans lose the House in the Senate, I'm not sure that Trump accepts it. I would be, I would be really surprised. Now, in my thing, in my mind, he would come out and say that that vote was rigged. And that is not a legitimate Congress. And therefore, I am not going to work with that Congress. And then the last couple years of the administration could possibly be him trying to rule by executive order. And then the judiciary, so just be a war between his executive orders and the judiciary. And that's what I, and again, I'm not seeing people telling me that or anything. A notion that came into my mind about six months ago watching the behavior from the administration. Now we're starting to see a lot of stories about advisors and allies to Trump. One of them, I think, being Dan Bon,

2:03:12um, but I know. Batchino. Wasn't he like the number two guy at the FBI for a while? He until he quit. Yeah. Yeah, he's, uh, cash betels right hand, man. Yeah. And so he's one of them are now recommending to the president that he declared martial law for the midterms. Marshall law. That's when, that's when the military, the United States military takes over police departments, everything. They just federalize it all right. They just federalize everything and then you have everybody has to do exactly what they're told to do. And if you don't do that, you can be arrested because you're in violation of martial law. And I, I just, you know, first of all, I'm looking at some of the things around it. I, a lot of scholars don't even think the president has the power to do this. To the constitution that it would lie with the Congress. But it's pretty untested.

2:04:13Has it ever happened? I don't know. I don't think, I mean, I don't know if it happening on a national level. I'll say this, man. That's it. If that happens, that's it. It's over. I don't believe the, I do not believe that the people you have, I have enough faith. I have enough faith in the people still. I mean, I've lost all faith in humanity, but I had a, you know, I got to give a little something to my, my fellow Americans. But that's it, man. Bye bye, Maga. Enjoy reading about yourselves in the textbooks for the next 20 or 30 years. It's not that important and you are not entitled to power. Make that move. And that is it. You're done. Goodbye. Hide your head in shame. And if you don't do that after something like that happens, you're just simply shameless. Oh, I have to congratulate somebody now.

2:05:13I know the good though. There we go. Let's end on a high. Duh, duh, duh, duh. On, simmer high. While we're still free, congratulations to Clint Fletcher of Griffin. One, two tickets to see Hans Zimmer, the next level. On Tuesday, March 16th, 2027, at State Farmer Arena, tickets are on sale right now. At Ticketmaster.com, that music's telling us two things. Shut the hell up and get the hell out. And you know us. We're good people. We do it, we're told. No Shelley Winter tonight because it's the Coaches show. And then that's followed by Hondo, Ringo, and his All Stars. Right. We're going to come back. Do one more of these tomorrow after the news starting at 3 p.m. You're all invited to join us. But until then, continue on your journey. Go. piss off the gene. Thanks for listening to the Bon Hesler Doctrine podcast. Follow the doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content.

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