The People's Donkey

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2:06Remember now that's is how they choose. Call in now 805 851051. Don't get a date for Friday October 2nd is the people's donkey. You know on Fridays we open up the phone lines and we allow you the people to give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid. All you gotta do is call us right now 1-800-585-105. One good morning. Who's this? Yo DJ Walt. What's up sir? How are you? Yo man. I'm good. I'm doing some. I'm going to have to listen to you guys like from back in Delaware a couple years. Play back in the sky. I'll be what? 13. 14. Look. Here's the thing son. DJ Evie you got some such front and front gaits bro. But I do. You got to get the T-haul because you can't be seen and get your ass covered in the car. Like come on. I said wake your ass up. But I mean, car flaking. It's a gospel. It's a good song. But you asked us. It is man. I said wake your ass up. Come on man. I'll give you that page. Raise the second of all. I got another T-haul for y'all.

3:06Where is the groomed toons man? Y'all gotta do it once again. Where is the groomed toons and years? What's that? We got to do it one time for the new list. We used to sing the Friday song. We used to sing a Katie. We used to sing the song. We used to sing the song. We used to sing a Katie. We used to sing the song. We used to sing a Katie. Last Friday night and Rebecca Black Friday. I was thinking about that the other day. If we were to do it now, I would change it. I would change it. You know what song it would be? What it be? Dali Parton 9 to 5. Paul the Working Car. Run man. Run man today. Just give him something. Give him something. Give him something. Let me folks know what it is. This is old school breakfast club right here. Okay. We appreciate that brother. I mean, shut up. I keep doing your thing. Yes sir. Have a feast. I'm going to give him a couple of parents. Good morning. Who's this? Good day. Good day. How are you? Peace, peace. How are you? I'm blessed. Who you want to get the biggest ER too? I'm given the donkey to all of these parents. Who's not teaching the kids proper hygiene and sending them to school speak. Yeah.

4:06Teach them how to wash the unarmed. They unarmed speak. Teach them how to brush their teeth and take them to the dentist. They brush their teeth. Furthermore, the parents with special needs kids, that send them to the school. And you get all the donkey. Okay. Because by your child, I've got the whole thing with very force and his donkey. Damn. God damn. Now listen, are we factoring in poverty in this situation? A lot of people... That only means nothing because I've poured water to take a hot shower before. I'm going to get another leg. Okay. What do you call it from? South Carolina. I heard you. I can hear the Gita and your voice. You call it from the low country. What part of the low country? Goose Creek. Goose Creek. Okay. We're talking about... What's cool, you TJ? What's cool, you TJ? You know what? I want to go into all of it. Because I talk about you trying. Yeah, I understand. I understand. Just make sure you make sure your trying it is washed up and it got on due to it. And you take them to the dentist and make sure your child get a proper haircut and you brush them here.

5:10Because the faster voice up, it's not even good either. I will say though, that is true man. Growing up in South Carolina, even if we didn't have much money, but you still had to be clean. You can't be stinking. You can't embarrass your parents and go in the way. You see what I'm saying? Walking in that school and smelling like nanny. No way. Have a good day. Have a good day. Have a good day. Have a good day. Good morning. Who's this? Hi, who's this? Who's that? Hey, who do you want to get the biggest e-haw to? One of you the biggest e-haw to these politicians. Because they all acting up. Which ones? Federal politicians, local level who? Well, I can't trust none of them. So who do you go for? They're all talking about stuff that they're not coming through with their promises. They're promising stuff. They're just not doing what they're doing. So how do you trust them? Well, this is what I would tell people going into the midterms. You know, I would go out there and treat it like business. And what I'm looking for in my business is I want to vote for somebody who is talking about affordability.

6:15I want to vote for somebody who's talking about protecting democracy. And I want to vote for somebody who's talking about keeping us safe. That's it. It's really simple for me. Right. Okay. That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah, we like it makes all these things. I've heard it through the years. You know, that's probably why a lot of people don't vote. I know that's why my son doesn't vote. Because it's like they say all these things. You go in, you vote. You do what you're supposed to. But then at the end of the day, once they get there, nothing happens. Well, things do happen. I mean, I mean, I think we're realizing right now how much elections have consequences, right? Like, you know, you think things can't get worse, but they absolutely can't. So I know that you know, you don't want to vote for somebody that's going to keep the status quo. But right now, I take that status quo over authoritarianism. I agree. That's true. I mean, I grew up in, uh, partly in Jamaica. In Jamaica, they're very corrupt. That's a parent took me away from in the 80s.

7:18It seems like that was happening here. Oh, no, not seems to the levels of corruption from the Trump administration are unheard of right now. So like I said, man, you know, you don't have to fall in love with none of these elected officials. But just listen to what they're talking about. The ones that are talking about affordability, the ones that are talking about protecting the democracy, keeping us safe. That's who I'm voting for. But then mental illnesses on the right. That is very true. But to me, that's all part of, you know, the financial conversation, like who is going to make sure we have resources going to our communities, like, like, like, before things like mental health. Yeah. I mean, I created an app I talked to you about the other day. Yeah. I mean, right now I'm doing volunteer work and this plate that is a tiny community for the homeless people. And to qualify you, you have to be on the streets for more than a year here in Austin, Texas and have some kind of disability. And you get a free house for like damn.

8:21Yeah. What kind of disability I can just all limit? Any kind of disability. What is on you getting a check, you get a free tiny home and they build it for you. You're giving them, you know, you said house now, you saying tiny home. Okay, but, but it's a home for they, these people that are on the street. That is true. Where is that? This is in Austin, Texas. Austin, Texas. I'm looking that up right now. Yeah. Hold on. Okay. Now it says in Austin, there's no completely free tiny home program for people with disabilities, but they do have low cost and subsidized options that exist for individuals who are chronically homeless. Okay. Good morning. Who's this? Hey, what's up, man? It's our son. Hassan, who do you want to get the biggest he hard to, sir? You. What do I do? All right. So you had it, you had a topic about Diddy when you were talking about him getting cold with contraband and stuff like that. And you kept saying, oh, this is going to affect his appeal. This is going to affect his appeal. And I'm sitting there. I'm like, man, I wish I could call and tell him that he's wrong for saying that because

9:24that's it won't affect his appeal. He he in a federal prison. So the judge is ruling on what happened in his trial, not what happened inside of the prison. The judge is ruling on if anything that happened is trial, it will call him to have a new trial. She don't care or he don't care about if diddy got in the sea or caught with a cell phone in jail. So that he won't that won't affect his appeal at all. I'm glad I wanted to call in on get it off your chest. I'm glad. Don't you? I'm glad that you believe in the judicial system in that way. But if you think that, no, it's not that I believe in the judicial system that way. I'm just saying, I know I've been through it. So I'm just saying like he, he the judge is ruling on what happened in the trial. The judge is they can't rule on what's going on inside the Jeff. Now, let me get you a scenario. Uh huh. I think that's what he was going up. If he was going up for parole from the, uh, to be released, yeah, that can affect him

10:28being released from, from the prison, like his, his release date, you know what I'm saying? But the appeal has nothing to do with what's going on inside of the prison. The appeal has what happened has to do with what happened in his trial. I think I'm not saying you're wrong. What I think the better conversation is it shouldn't have anything to do with his appeal, but trust me, it will. You know what I'm saying? Like if the job, if the job, but I hear, I hear what you saying, right? But I'm just telling you, I've been through it. I know it. You know, saying like that's not one of the factors of it, but I just want to, I just trust me. I know. I don't trust the, I don't trust the judicial system to do the right thing, but I hate. All right now. Yes, sir. All right. Now, God damn. What? That's the people's donkey. We do that every Friday, 1,800, 515, 105, 1, you can call up and give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid. Now, when we come back, we got Aryan Simone will be joining us from the Failless Fund. We're going to talk to her next. She has a new book that comes out October 6th.

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