The One Where Monet Solves World Hunger

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2:04Bob say this. He's a giant weiner. To the QRS, to the T-U-V double, you see, I'm a bit woman. Bitch, no shit. Are you as what is it? Is it a song from a TV show or cartoon? To the WXWZ. Yeah, you're right. No, I never seen that. That's so. I made it up. I made it up. What's your head say? Chrome heart, fuck Hollywood, USA. Fuck. Eat curious drinks. I don't know. I don't really speak usually. You never think that you're like silent? Everybody on mute. Are you moaning? No.

3:06Topping or bottoming. I give no feedback. Topping or bottoming. No, because you should know what you're doing. I'm not to give you feedback. I think people are necessarily always doing it for people who are just involuntarily making noise. Yeah, I don't. So you're a dead silent. How did they know they're doing a good job? Do you do you afterwards say? Did you do like a evaluation? Like a afterwards a little. No, that was good. How do you mean next time we should we just finish sex? Woo! That was good. What parts did you like? The kissing. So not the six-part? I could do a give or take that. So I'm going to send you a Google survey. If you could fill it out next time, I'll be able to provide much better service. The next time. It's funny. You would not do that. That's not the moana. That's not the moana. The moana was not that comfortable. I would laugh and say next time. The moana was not that comfortable. The moana list, that's some of the series. I love a series. The moana. The mo you know. The mo you know. And what is the mo I know about? No, this is coming called The

4:10Mo You Know. And what is the series? I think it's me talking about current events. I realize I feel like the oh since I'm not in my late mid 30s, I feel like I don't know what's going on in the world anymore. Like I know where it wore. Do you know what's going on with the war? What do you think is going on with the war? The street is closed. Trump used on Thursdays of bomb. It's bought the mod out of existence really. And it started in May. April. No, it started in February. I'm not sure when it started, but Trump has not February. Trump. It was my birthday. If it was March, Trump has also recently announced that he will, at some point in the near future, be claiming the straight of removes as a territory of America. I know it's just it's just not going to happen. He's going to be hours. Have you seen the thing he said that this is the one you know what's going on? You know what's up? Well, because not politically. I mean, like politically yes, but not like a pop culture stuff. What could I feel like I'm over? I don't know anything anymore. Did you ever want to have a The Land of Morse? What happened to her? You've not heard what happened to The Land of Morse.

5:13You ought to know what I actually don't know, but my own baby 100 bucks, she's always leave. But whatever we leave the way and read on the way out as we cross the threshold of the door, he does go. Did you ever what happened to the Land of Morse? Like every time. Almost. And would you fall for it? No, he did it with me as a bit of people in the in the place. Oh, God. I got it. And it was always, did you hear about what happened to the Land of Morse? I see that really speaks like who who because if someone said that to me, I would not care. No, she said, if you said, did you hear what happened to Land of Morse? You wouldn't be like interested. She's not a she's not a she's not an icon for me or she's not like important to me like that. Maybe you said that about Britney Spears or Sizzle or Rihanna or Beyonce. I would like. What a landless Morse set. Was she like informative for you? Let's more said at the number one selling album in the night. But was it was it was it was you really? Yes. There was was it was wishing for me for you? You ought to know, right? Is that yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all right. Yeah, you know more you know more or less more so something you think you know. You also know, um, it's like, when you're waiting day in a street ride.

6:18When you're already paid, you also probably know, um, uh, let the rain fall. No, that's not it. And with my dream, let me walk. No, it is a word that is not a word that is more said than that of a and this is more than that. It's a trick. It goes her daughter. That is not only more so start. I'm a she has a dog. What's it know? What's it someone she's like, uh, no, not that one. Um, thank you. Yeah, thank you India for being a friend. Thank you to solution man. Jacob, do you know that song? Yeah, Jacob and I were both on the custom of James Eve. I mean, it was good. How about Jacob is a general younger than you? I was arguing with someone the other day because we were arguing. I was in bar. I wasn't arguing. I was talking to you. You're telling your story. Don't don't write me into this. You're the one arguing. And we were talking and then and then they said, What is last night at the back of the back of my show with some of my agents,

7:19including Michael Bruce Manson, other projects. What show are you? I did a show at the belly room. There's some of my website. You could have called if you wanted to. Uh, I never know. Here was that's where I am. And so we're at the thing and then and then Michael's something about, what was our mind? We always talk about the different generation. How the show go by the way? It was a great show. I haven't done a show since May. I was just thinking it's the other day. I was like nervous about. I was nervous about like doing it because I hadn't done the material so it's so long, but it really is like writing a bike. We're in dry. Yeah. Really cute pictures, by the way. I was shot at it. If you ever want some like in person like live photography, this is amazing photography. His name is Dylan Dylan Ty. He's so great. He comes up with his own lighting setup. He does like live event photography, which is really lovely. Anyway, and then oh my gosh, it's about. Anyway, I was told someone, another thing. I was told I was like, have you ever. They did the person said, yes, he says anyway, quick house. I thought I was the only one.

8:20Everyone acts like he doesn't do it. Who me? Yes. Me, me. Well, I'm like, I don't know the texture. Who is this other person? Don't worry. Anyway, you were someone talking about me by my back. I often talk about you behind your back. It was his person. It's like I can clear it up. Anyway, so we're backstage and then there's about the different generations. And I was talking about like Gen Z and Gen Alpha. And I was like, yeah, because being Gen Y, he was like, Gen Y. I was like, I'm a general generation. He's like, bitch, you're a millennial. I was like, I know a millennial Gen Y. He's like, they're not Gen Y. I was like, yes, it is. I was like, it's followed the fucking alphabet. It's obvious. I'm Gen Y. And everybody was fighting with me and then Patty pulled up his phone. And he was like, no, Dylan Adel pulled up his phone. And he said, yes, millennials are also a generation. Why? Yeah, we're Gen Y, but we don't say that though. But we are. You know, we are, but we don't be talking, we don't, we don't talk about that. I am and I do. I think you did it to be like, sometimes the money will say a word just so you can be like, what does that mean? Like what?

9:20Gen Y. Like Gen Y. So someone would be like, so your ears perk up, you know what I mean? Patty and I say Gen Y all the time. Patty's also the one who talks about loose high shoes. And loose high is not crazy, by the way. And, uh, and, uh, balance, balances. Balance the aga. Wait, Bob, we have to stay on. I was talking about something before. It's you. I can have nothing to do with you going off track. Something before that. I was saying, no, we, I'm in here. We, we, bitch. We, we, we, I was just listening. He's like, my mom, my mom, he's the Missed Terri. See, fuck with y'all. I missed it out of Miss Daisy. What the fuck would it be? I'm just sitting in the back seat. I'm on his moris that. Hillary Duff. Oh, one, uh, what was the show called? One more thing. Oh, the mo you know, what is the mo you know about? It's about current events. Oh, pop culture. Oh, my god, Jesus Christ, Donald Trump. Did he buy this? I probably do. I was a Donald Trump.

10:21Here, we're not supposed to. No, I'm telling everyone into the works of this right, great, except for you, so I'm five ads. I don't need it. So, um, the newest thing that he did with his family, have you heard this? They just allowed him and his family to create their own bank that they're going to govern themselves. iconic. For so far, but it is so ridiculously constitutionally like you cannot do it. And I'm so sick of hearing it's unconstitutional. You can't do it. And he just is allowed to do it anyway. Did you know that Donald Trump's net worth the way it's increased since he became president in the second term is more than every other president combined. That's crazy. If you take all the money that every other president, how much their net worth, he coming for you. My wife got shut down. How much their net worth has increased, it is not even half. That's insane. All 46 other presidents. But cake is isn't it?

11:21I mean, the one or the other 46 presidents because a couple of them do double terms. I think they're 42 presidents. Yeah. But uh, but is that not it? Don't you get first you do. We're hearing it's unconstitutional. He can't do this. He just doesn't anyway. Like how? He just do. Like it can't be. Will Smith. He bit off more than he couldn't chew than he chewed it. Can we get you heard that quote? No, Will Smith. I bet I've more than I could chew the people always ask me how I do it. I bet off more than I could chew the not chew it. It was a rap. Oh, here's it was a freestyle. He did. It was pretty cringey. Oh, there's the reason why he did like like two like last year or something like that. He was like in Paris. It was around that time. Yeah. Can I just say to Oh, she can we have the lyric in his in his song that goes um, uh, all you bitches here because cringes ironic. And I've been thinking about that all. All you bitches. All you bitches here because cringes ironic. All you bitches. I've been up to Greek because I'm the most wanted. All you bitches here because cringes ironic. Oh, God. And sometimes we will clam or two cringey content

12:24be in this ironic. All you bitches here because cringes ironic. It's okay to let people be cringey. But do you like watching cringey content? Yeah, for sure. Like, but that like, but passive one of cringey when it makes you uncomfortable. When it when it when it passes when it goes past cringey to uncomfortable cringey, I can't watch it. I feel uncomfortable watching it. It takes a lot for me to feel uncomfortable with cringey content. To be honest, like I'm pretty chill with most cringey content. It it has to be pretty like it has to be a huge social blunder for me to start feeling uncomfortable behind my screen. Oh, I'm at home. Yeah, I still feel comfortable. Like, I want to like, I can't watch this. It's so uncomfortable. Like like like like like like like hook up or like like like when like the weird content with like the street is like trying to like hit up girls in the street. But I think they're they're intentionally making it cringey. But I think I'm watching it because I feel like the girls are probably sorry. The women are probably so uncomfortable being approached like that. I feel uncomfortable watching it. You know what I do not like in the gay culture.

13:24Well, it's the the when the porn star is taking to the streets. Like in like a like a man on the street kind of. Yeah, but the question is always say like how how I don't mind sexual questions. Not at all. But I feel like where's the journey we're going on? Like where's the journey? You know what I mean? Like it's just like how big is it? Can I see when they're asking that people to treat? Yeah. How do you go about a stranger walk up to the street and ask me how big is it? Would you would you tell them? No. I don't I we've told them before I've never measured my penis with a ruler. Have you? Yeah, but it's been like this not since middle school. What was it? It's changed. Probably changed to middle school. You know your penis apparently is up to growing around 31. Also, I got your job. So you're done. But the last but 31. Okay, so I have some warriors. Oh, brother. This guy stinks. I love saying that so much. It is such a great wind up.

14:25And if you said in the right room, someone will join you. If you hit him with a, oh, brother. So I was having a rule. Join it on this guy stinks. Definitely a palm color person for sure. No, no, no, brother. This guy stinks is huge and black ticked out. Oh, SpongeBob said this on the show. I didn't know it's SpongeBob didn't say it. But it was. Yes, the fish. It's one fish. I was in that watch. But also, like I'm a weird SpongeBob because of his social impacts. But I never sat down and like, I'm going to watch this 30 minutes of the show. No, no, no, this way wrong. Oh, brother. This guy stinks. It's huge on black tick talk. You always tell me something. No, it's this is huge. So all brothers guy stinks is now a dance. So it goes, oh, brother, this guy stinks. So apologize to black people. Because I, I, I, I, I fucking was all the people in the white shit. I don't hear stuff like that on like Boy Meets World or something. So I think I think it used to be white culture

15:26that SpongeBob took on the black folk like, no, I think black would make it cool. As you do a lot of things. There's a lot. There's a lot going on here. That's from Boy Meets World. Oh, brother, this guy stinks. Yes. Sean Sean, not no Sean. Who is a brother? Do you anybody else want to show? Yeah, you know what Boy Meets World? I'm watching the show. I don't tell those white ass watch. I'm watching the show. I'm watching the show. You tell, you are a liar. Also to be clear, Tepanga's black coded. Tepanga, no, she's not. Tepanga's black coded. No, she's not. He's on my patty mayonnaise. No, Tepanga from Boy Meets World is black coded. How is she black coded? She's black coded. Tepanga's been black coded. How? First of all, she, she, she has the Suzy too. Tepanga looks like she might be a little black. No, she does not. Tepanga looks a little black. I never thought that. This is a black woman. No, it is not Bob. Someone, come look at this woman. If I tell you this woman was a black like the girl from centers. She look a little mixed. Little mixed. How lips are mad for her nose is low.

16:27Her Mariah Carey. Okay, we talked about this before. I thought Mariah Care was a white woman for my entire childhood. But you thought Suzy too was black. I'm older now. Let me clear it up. You thought Mariah Carey was white. And you thought Suzy too was black. Fergie's black. Fergie's Jewish. Oh. Would you be pulling around with talking about black white women? Yeah, what's up with Fergie Jacob? Oh, I feel like Fergie looks like Tepanga. This podcast is a partnership with Airbnb. A few close friends and I were headed to Lisbon this fall. And honestly, the thing I am most excited about isn't even checking out like all the sightseeing and going to do stuff and yada yada yada is getting to know the little pocket of the city. Hold on. Who are these close friends? You're in there. You're in the part of four. I told you you have to let me know that people will let you and I told you in person. We found a home on Airbnb in Garza. And that's what they said.

17:28And Lisbon by the way, they say Lisbon. And I love that there's more of a real residential neighborhood. They kind of change the whole field of the trip. You wake up and you walk out to the bakery on the corner because it is on your corner now. You figure out which cafe has the better table outside for the third morning. The woman on the counter already knows what you're ordering before you even say it. That is what I want out of my travel with my people. I'm attracted to part of what's in the mix where you're in line. Of course, you want to see the big landmarks but some of the best memories is usually to come from the random moments in between. Walking around to neighborhoods, going onto the little clubs, finding a great little market to get a little croissant. Erily Shboa, noticing the beautiful tile and a building. You know what the mosaic is? You probably wouldn't even ever see otherwise. Or just walking home together after dinner, Bob. That's the kind of experience I'm looking forward to. Spend the time with Bob in a nice city. Exploring Lisbon out together and feeling like we have our own little corner of the city. So if you've got a group trip coming up, find a home on Airbnb and experience the destination together.

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19:33Also her demeanor on the show, her independentness, her feminism. What's the thing of feminists? They're watching the wrong show. To paint it. I haven't watched it in a long time. That's a black bang. That's a house on the prairie. That's a black bang. That's a black bang. No, that was a 90s bang girl. Honestly, 80s and 90s here was fucking, wait, Jake, go back over to the right, to the right, to the right, to the right, to the right, down. No, sorry to the left. There we go. Look at that big like 90s here was fucking cool. Jake, what's the thing? What's the thing? And you see what pops up? Okay, yeah, because black is going to, someone that probably has searched before. What's the thing? No. No, just what's the thing? No, just what is the thing? What's the thing? Black. We got Jacob just searched. What's the thing? No, no, no, it was the first name popped up. Because Jacob just searched it. No, Jacob typed into Penga, what means we're a black code.

20:34Exactly. And when Jacob typed in Wester Penga, the first name popped up was black. I don't want to tell you, look at my phone right now. I'll look at my phone too. Wester Penga, the first thing the pop up is black. I don't want to tell you, but once you put it into the ethernet, in lick and millies, multi- Wester Penga, okay, Wester Penga in full house. Wester Penga, say, by the bell, Wester Penga in the sand law, Wester Penga black. What's the, but that's not the first thing. But Tepenga black is a conversation. But I'm telling you, don't move the go-pose. No, no, no, no, no. Don't move the go-pose. But this is, this is literally an impure evidence. Jacob searched the black thing first. How did you get to tell him about the, how did you get to tell him to be? I was saying, but Taylor wasn't the first one. This was the first one. You're moving the go-pose. Tepenga, I'm not the first person to bring out the Tepenga's black code. Okay, but I'm telling you how the internet works. Okay, this, you're trying to have a different conversation that you can win. I don't care about that. No, let's talk about yours. Sure, someone I searched before and I said, and I just me, and I said, and I said, Tepenga's black. And I said, and I said someone probably has before. But back to the second thing, you're like, no, you see, I'm like, no, that's a good juke. Okay, sure. I don't, I'm not having a conversation about search for. We have, but I am, we're having,

21:35we're having two conversation. But you're trying to, you're trying to, I just agreed with yours and I'm saying, make it my point of my mind. Yes, yes, sure. And yes, sure, I agree. Super duper. But to give back to the point, Tepenga is black code and I'm not the only one to say this is people think Tepenga's black. Only you. It's not only me. There's a whole red thread about Tepenga being black. Wait, what is it? What is it? Wait, wait, go back to what you did. For the longest time, I thought Tepenga was mixed. LOL. Okay, go back to the words ago. Go back to what you said before. It said no, Tepenga Lawrence from Wormsville was not black coded. Sorry, this is the Google AI overview. That's right. I don't know if necessarily this is the best. Play what we use it so much time before. Here it is. Viewers in the 1990s, Mastook Tepenga's up. But Mastook Tepenga's ethnicity. Her thick voluminous hair, deep tan and unique name, led fans to wonder if she was multiracial. Her actual official officials. She's white. She is a white woman. Actually, her to is white, including English, German, Irish, Scott, Mollany, you all that to say, it's not only me.

22:37A lot of people are having the conversation about Tepenga being being black. Well, if Tepenga's not black, she's white. No, this is not up for debate. And you watching the show. Me watching show, I never thought she'd be paying it was Mixer Black. I thought she was. Well, you didn't know black. You thought Mariah Care was the white as black. I knew black people were you? You thought Mariah Care was the white as woman or nerd? Black, black, black, black. You did not grip on normal black people. And say, Lutha, everyone is black. They're on the white people. Yeah, but you also grip in New York City. Yeah, but as you know, from one to 10 years old, I lived in St. Lutha with their only black people. Did you miss the whole chunk? And the only black people there. They all worked on your state. Correct. Our police shall estate. You only knew black people in the servitude. Or the 1%. Exactly. I knew the real people. People who were living life, nine to fives, nine to five jobs. What's the big deal? Don't be mad at me that my life was stinking honey. I'm just a journalist reporting the news. You know what journalists? The way I'm technically a journalist. Okay. I'm not technically a journalist. But I am kind of a locator. But listen, I want you.

23:37You can identify and feel like whatever you want to feel. It's not for me to tell you what you want. I'm a credentialed journalist. Okay. I used to have a whole series on YouTube, on YouTube, on Facebook, MTV Facebook, and on HBO, three different journalism series. So I feel like I'm also not an embedded journalist. Are you out of a journalist? No, I'm an entertainment reporter. And entertain reporter. They go be on Instagram by a, yeah. I'm just going to ask her right now. Don't look. I don't know. I think it says I really couldn't, I don't know. I haven't looked at it in a long time. I think you do it or someone else do it. I think Mariah does it. I think probably has like the stuff that I do weekly. I think what I do remember there is a weiner. Alpha I want to drag us with a crown with a W E I N E R. Let's read the Instagram. Yeah. It says Monet talks pod every Thursday. I can't stand updates link below.

24:38Twitch every Monday, 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. Oh, weiner is on there. There's no way we know it's gone. Really? It's not on there. Do you still switch every Monday? From five days. Bob is right there. Oh, no, you're right. That was on threads. What is it? Why do you want to fight? It's hard to do that. You have bad vision. You're colorblind. Apparently you do. Apparently you have illusion. What is illusion? I was hallucinating. Do you still switch every Monday from 5 to 8? Here and there. There's a new thing that's not every Monday. Can you change it? There's a show on the right now that's that's that's fucking you up from that. Can you change it from here? Yeah, change it for me. You have my login. I deleted it. Oh, that's not. Why do you do that? Can you change it though? It's a fan. I would update it. But you feel I'll get you information so you can do it for me. I like when you do it for me. What does mine say? Non binary neuroscience best selling author.

25:39Are you still non binary? Yeah. Of course. But this is a boring ass bio. It used to say one funny bitch. I think I want to put that back in there. We changed it. Yeah. It might have been me. I'd be changing something. I just be up here just called for havoc. Yeah. I can update yours. You know what I mean? I can update yours. You know, I don't want to update yours. I'm not going for it. No, I just across the street wasn't here. But you know what the thing anyway? What the thing was because this is not we're excited for the view. We don't like it. We don't like it. It's not going to be so. But then at least for the listeners, but we don't like the when you say the thing within you to say, well, I won't get over it. I would like for you to engage over it. I wish that you would just like think about it before you do it because then there are a lot of us. I was literally going to leave it alone. And you said, Monet, I'm not for it, which prompted me to go, I'm not doing a thing. You are starting this whole thing.

26:40I started this. Yes, because this could also be simple. If y'all close this door or something, but it's like it might direct view. I know, but it's just, you know what never mind. No, not now you got to say it. Never mind. Now you got to say it. The viewers do not like that. Never mind. Listen to this one like that. I think. OK, you know what never mind. Fine. I don't want to do it anymore. I guess can we talk about the thing that's recording today because it's going to be out by the time this comes out, right? Yes. Well, make sure. Don't check. I don't know when he become a. Oh, he's all right. Is he going to come early for the reason? I did not schedule it. So I don't know when he's going to come. I mean, usually you're for him. You're not coming. D-N-Cat. That comedian does her impersonation is so good. D-N-Cat. Do you think she's going to allegedly is going to be heard in AOC on the ticket? Do you think the comedian? Yeah. That's crazy. Well, she's in politics now. She moves to be a. I met this guy who does just really great Trump impersonation at the Netflix brunch.

27:41But I thought he was Josh Grober. Not Josh Sharp. Not Josh Sharp. I know your name. Oh my god. Not Josh Sharp. That's crazy. Aaron Jackson. No, Josh Sharp is Josh Sharp. I thought he was Josh Sharp. He looks like Josh Sharp. I don't know who Josh Sharp is. Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Those two tall comedians. It's skinny ones. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm like a nicks to join that troop. No, he's cute. Well, I think Josh and Aaron have a thing that they do. No, they are like creative partners. I don't think they're looking for a third. Yeah, they're creative partners. But I met this guy and I went up to him. And I was like, oh my god. And he was like, hi. And I was like, how you been? And he was like, I'm good. And I was like, oh, okay. And I remember thinking about this guy. I was like, I remember thinking about myself. Why is Josh Sharp acting so straight? This is crazy. And then I let it go. Then I read him and said, so what's been up to how Aaron doing? And he was like, what the fuck is that? And then I was like, oh my god, you're not Josh Sharp.

28:41And he's in Trump. No, he doesn't dress. He just does the voice and he does it very well, by the way. So you just have face blindness? Like you just didn't recognize this guy. Looks like Josh Sharp. Like this guy looks like, I don't know what's his name. Guy who does Trump impersonation on TikTok. I don't know his name. There's probably a few of them. TikTok Trump impersonator. And he just looks like Josh Sharp. And I was like in this man's face and was convinced that he was, that he was Josh Sharp, which is absolutely insane. Absolutely. It's the one and the second one. That guy. No, that's not him. That does not look like Josh Sharp. No, I lied to you. That's not the one. It's not, it's not the, it's keep going. I know, but let me just, he's going for a second. He can edit out. I know Jay don't want to edit nothing out. He's in this somewhere. He looks like Josh Sharp. I don't know what I can't remember this guy's name, but he looks, he looks like Josh Sharp. Is Matt Friend, Matt Friend, or Friend or something.

29:46That's him. That guy looks like Josh Sharp. Girl, no, it does not. In person, he looks like Josh Sharp. Okay, so now you're changing it. No, this guy, I saw him. He looks like Josh Sharp. I still think it's like Josh Sharp. I don't think that not in my envelope in the end. I was in the space to be like, that's Josh Sharp someone you've met and you work with him. You've seen so many times. I know, and I walked through this guy and I looked to him like, oh my God. I was like, oh my God, Josh, nothing I'm like. And then I had to either way be like, oh shit, you know what I thought you were. Does AOC and Kamala win the ticket in 2028? Probably. I'm not really, I'm not really some sort of a striker. I don't really know. I was, I was sure Hillary Clinton was going to win. I was sure, come on here, it's going to win. So the truth is, I do not know. There is a world where they could, maybe they say every alternate, alternate every second your reality splits. There's infinite universes in every single second your realities are splitting between different decisions. So there is a universe where Kamala won. That's the universe where you believe multiple universes. Yeah, work.

30:47But I don't know, sometimes I do something that I don't. That's the answer. If there are multiple universes, how do you feel like this one compares to like, how do you, how do you feel lucky to be a miss one? Lucky to be this one. I mean, I guess I don't know what the others look like. So I don't know the answer to that. Well, and they were there something that are worse, that's something that are better. All right. We might be right in the middle, but we might be also on the end of, on the worst end. Exactly. We don't know. Maybe maybe one of the universe, I'm fucking Manza Muta. Is that the richest guy back in the day? Yeah. I don't think you would want that. I mean, I don't know what it like, what it's like to live back then and be that powerful. But just apparently he was a very nice guy. Even today, would you want that? Would you want to be that rich? I'm not today, but back then apparently he was very, he was very, what's the word I'm looking for? Charitable. Charitable with his wealth, which is nice. But outside of him being nice, would you want to be that rich?

31:48Niceness is high, because you're still you. Mm-hmm. What do you mean? Like, I'm not saying you're a man to move something, you're a you. Would you want to be that rich? If I could affect and change so many people's lives, like I feel like as someone like Elon Musk uses powers for good, how much great could we do in the world? How much he could eradicate hunger in several different countries? What would you do? I would use, I would try to do that. Where'd you start? In America where I live. What town, like what, what, what you gotta start on? In the whole country, to eradicate a hunger in America, it was like, what, like a couple, it's like $20 billion, which is literally he's up to be a trillionaire. $20 billion is literally nothing. Where'd you start? Where'd you start on? When I say, where'd you get the number? I think, I've seen those those projections. Jake, I can't even look up really quick. They talk about often, because you know, your homeboy from New York, Hakeem Dreffery's just came out against, you know, myself. Why was I coming here for the homeboy on New York? It was you from New York. Just came out against Universal Healthcare, which for years he, Larry generated bills.

32:49Well, last year? That's me, that's my life. Oh. Yeah. Oh, $25 trillion. Wait. So one of the aliens. What have the aliens? Oh, $25 trillion. My bad. Universal Healthcare coverage could cost $1 trillion. Universal Healthcare coverage could save, oh, it could save that. What does it cost to? So it cost about $25 trillion to eradicate. Was that the number Jacob? I don't know what the prompt was. Jake, I can look up. Anyway. But, yeah, so I mean, so maybe I started the whole country, but start in a few cities. What are you starting in? I'm starting in New York. What neighborhood? Harlem. Harlem? Not Brooklyn? No Harlem. Why Harlem? That's why I lived last. And when I was in the city. Work. Not where you grew up? No. I didn't grow up in my Brooklyn work. Not said, not where you grew up? Oh, yeah, no. I was starting Harlem. Or, I was starting Harlem and San Lucius Hamiltonian. Because they had the little, you know, well, you know.

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36:57are you gonna go to New York State? Or are you going to jump or are you gonna go to other big cities? We're gonna heal the whole state. The whole state got it. And then we're jumping to Jackson, Mississippi. Jackson, I said, what Jackson? Because I have ties there. Friends. You're Patrick. Yeah, I want to help them. Got it. Jackson's also having a water crisis. Yeah, allegedly the water crisis in Flint is not fixed, but it's better allegedly. When I was in Jackson, we had a boil notice. They had to boil your water. Well, yeah, when I was in Jackson film, they were like, don't shower. Income to show me, we have big storms and big thing, we have the boil out water. And okay, so we have now cured hunger in several cities. Well, all of New York State and Jackson, Mississippi, are you going to start implementing new programs or stay on your hunger thing? I will leave that to the politicians. I just have the money. And any, any summer really smart to tell me how to do it. Because I don't know. I'm really smart. I'm helping you. You're the next thing. You a politician? I'm think I'm smarter than some politicians probably.

37:58And then probably never than something. In the multiverse, you would be the one guiding me. I think there are some world's rhymes. I think in this world right now that we live in, I am smarter than some politicians. And I think some politicians are smarter than me. And you know how to go on and eradicate hunger? I think that I could figure it out. Could figure it out. Yeah. Okay, so what is it? What's our next move? I actually think that can I, can we backtrack actually? Or are we already, or am I jumping in around Jackson? You're jumping around Jackson. Okay, I would say, you know, I feel like what probably would have worked is if we would have started on a smaller scale to try to in hunger. We need to find out why people are hungry. So instead of just giving people food, we need to figure out why people are hungry and then solve the problem from that direction. But I think there are several studies in case case studies that should tell us why people are hungry. There is a, let's go look at those studies. We don't have, we don't, when I say find out what I mean, we have to do research ourselves. We can look into the research that already exists. Yeah. And definitely already exists. Yeah, so we can find out why there's food insecurity. I think that we can institute some programs where we,

38:58I would say probably go to some sort of a food. A food pantry and ask them about their experiences on that small scale and how they help solve food insecurity on that small scale. And then I think that we can try to scale it up obviously with marketing of error. We're going to find out that some things works and things don't. I think that there is one obviously hunger happening with with the homeless population. I think there's also the under employed. I think people with children, I think single parents. And I think mental health. So I think that we have to start by trying to address those things. We can also be given food in the meantime. But I think our primary focus needs to be to not cure the symptom, but to cure the illnesses. Yeah, but I think, yeah, when you said you want to end hunger, you're not just buying people food. I think part of ending hunger and I think it's not just, hey, we're going to give you money to buy more food. I think it is a dress woman thing. Yeah, we're on the same page. There's nothing to argue about. We're not arguing with disawking. Yeah.

39:58Are you arguing? No, you were giving a little combative. We're on the same page. A lot of while I was a combative. Tell me. I think it was giving. I think it was, it was, there was an insinuation that what I was saying was in some way insinuating that I thought that you were trying to give out food. No, I think we just have a dialogue about how we do this together because at the end of the day, I want, I want people to be living with a lives and not being in some relationship. How much you paying me to do this, by the way? You're doing a pro bono. Pro bono. Yeah, you have enough money. You need to make any money. No, I, to be clear, is this a different world right? I don't need to work because then this world, and the curtain, am I still me? I mean, are you, I mean, you're, yeah, if I'm still me, I need to be paid to work. Yeah, so you can go back and work in the studio, money through Friday, and then on the weekend. Well, how much time are I dedicated to this? As much time as we need to do what do you want to eradicate hunger or not? Yeah, but is it very serious about it? No, for sure, but I definitely need to make money though. Because I, I am, as I am in real life right now, I do not have the ability to stop working

41:02and sustain myself. Yeah, so you can do your little shows and stuff on your YouTube and stuff, but you also going to do this. But I wouldn't have to, I think maybe if you're not going to pay me to do this, I think you might need to find someone who actually does not need money who can dedicate a lot of time. Because this is a, it's a really big project. Yeah, well, you offered your services, and that's why you wanted to go with someone who does this full time, but you offered your services, and that's why you wanted to, you know, oblige you. So I can probably spend a little bit of time helping you find someone who can do this full time, but I think it's going to be really hard to find someone who doesn't need money. Well, I think a lot of us just need money. If I was hiring someone to do it, it would be a specialist, someone who specializes in that. I think I was special. We don't want to dilute your other things you're doing, and you know, you're, you're a comedian, you're an actor, you have a successful content, but you should focus on that. If you're going to hire someone, someone who's going to have, give us full time. I think I'm pretty special. You know, I'm not special, but I'm not special in this, in this, what we need here. I think that my, the beginnings of my plan, and I was, I was just starting to cook. You know, but as you just, you're, you're, you're, you're spread so thin already.

42:02We don't want you to spread yourself even thinner. No, I, that's a little bit of an end to go around. That being said, I understand that you're not, so you, so just, I just want to double back and ask the question. So you are going to hire somebody. Yes, someone who can dedicate full time, who is this, who, who has studied this in school. Study what? I'm 100. What's their major? I think probably some, some type of soci, sociology major. Sociology? Something in sociology. I probably goes with, it has like humanitarian studies, maybe. Humanitarian. I mean, yeah, that could work too. That's why you need me to tell me where to, where to get to. Yeah, but you better hire sociologists. I mean, I, I, there is a part of sociology in this, for sure. No, there's, it 100%. What is sociology? Sociology is part, there's part of the cocktail to make this. Where there's sociology and everything that has to do with people. Yeah, so there is, so like I said, there is a part of sociology in it. So I think there definitely something. So there's probably a space for a sociologist here in the business, but I don't think a sociologist should be your sister's sociologist, right Jacob?

43:04Anthropologist? She's an anthropologist. You know, Jacob's family at all. No, she's an anthropologist. She's an anthropologist. I know, I was some study of cultures and people. Okay, what, what, what, what signs does Jacob mother like specializes? She works in medicine, but now she doesn't really work in medicine anymore though, but she used to work in medicine. Is that right Jacob? And his father is a nature. But you also didn't answer the question about what her science specialty is. Yeah, something about the, the, the, I, I feel like it's something about the human body. It's not like human anatomy, but I feel like it's got something to do with medicine. Because I remember when I met her, when I met her, she worked in medicine, but not as a, not as a doctor, like a doctor doctor. She's like, doctor of like a pharmacist. No, she's like doctor of. Doctor of what? You know, I was like a doctor of music and a doctor of this and doctor of that. She did, she ended up working in medicine, but she was, but she worked administratively. So she might, it might be business actually.

44:04Maybe what is her? What is her? What is her? What is it? What is she study? Electrical engineering. But she worked in medicine. Electrical engineering. But she worked in a hospital. She did work in a hospital in administration. I'm not making that up. Why you scratching your face? I'm sure you're the fucking hospital. Did your mother do you know that I'm with a hospital? Oh, my God. Here in the center. I guess technically yes, sure. Yeah, she put his dad is a sort of a nature scientist. Oh, nature. And ecologist? No, he, he, he, he, he, he's an environmentalist. He's an environmental engineer, but his job is to he goes to factories and like production plants and helps them be more eco-friendly and make sure they're up to government regulations and codes, even though those aren't the exist anymore. Can I ask a question? Yeah. Do you think your mom would do more nature? I'm so intrigued by your mom. Yeah, absolutely. Which she. Yeah, for sure. Next question comes to Ellen. I'm going to get roles on the five. Sure. Tell you guys a question. Do you think we can get Rose Ritt on the channel?

45:06Yes, that's right. Yeah. Well, this is a screaming. This is a void. We're asking it to no one. Okay, this is good. What is my dad do? I had no idea what you had though. Do you know? You said I'm not my dad's dad. What? But as my dad's, he doesn't do anything right now. But he did something. I did. Cut that out. You ever talked about what your dad did? My father was an electrician. I got it. I knew what your mom did. What did she do? Your mom was an IT specialist. You act like you talk about what your dad did all his hard. I mean, I never asked anything. I just, I just, I just asked the question. Do you know what my grandmother did? Your grandma? She worked at the bank. I don't know. Oh, but it was close. I think you're laughing because she didn't work at the bank. No, she didn't, my grandma did not work at a bank. What's your work at? My grandmother works at hotels. How's keeping manager? You know my grandma did? My grandma did? No. She was a maid. So you're a hotel nipple baby? You are a hotel nipple baby. How about a hotel? How do you think I have a yellow club?

46:07By auditioning. I mean, you want to apply. You say a song? I'm just going to say, I just find it ancient that your grandmother works in hospitality and hotels. What does she do there? She's a housekeeper manager. So the housekeeper? The housekeeper supervisor. Yeah. And then you just happen to go and there, you don't think anyone made a, you don't think one of the most, you don't think the, the powerful Burton family made a call or any kind of connection. I love when you buy stuff. You get a call, you get a connection to the yellow club. Wait, is it the action of putting an air pot on? Is listening to the song? Oh, okay, okay, got it. Or any kind of connection? No. Have you ever been to the yellow club? Never not once. I don't even know where the yellow club is. When was you doing episode live for the yellow club? How are we getting in? You miss you? You know only personal connections. We know as somebody who's been to yellow. Oh, can I, do you know what I was telling someone the other day? Cause I had dinner at the so-called house the other day. Oh, I was invited. I was invited by more Higgins. Look at this one here. Anyway, do you remember in the pandemic?

47:09Do you remember the so-called thing with us? Do you remember this, does that bring any bells for you? You and I could go all together? No, in the pandemic, they offered, they were like, hey, if you guys do an episode of your podcast, just about the so-called house, we'll give you guys a free membership globally for I think was like five years. And because you and I were, we're not like members of only club girls, we were like, okay, we're gonna pay for the fucking pocket. We can be all shit. I regret we should have did it. That's fierce to have like a so-called house membership for like five years. That's fierce. What do you do when they talk to her? Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. I don't know about that. No, it wasn't there. They wanted us to dedicate a whole episode of the podcast. They were saying, do an episode of Monday talking about- Who the hell am I talking to about it? Any talk- Can you be my guest? No, yes. You're my guest that day. You coming back and doing it? The hell I am. You the hell you are. You got to get a weird getting in my membership. Sure. I went to the bungalows. Seven Centay. That's why I got invited there one time. I think Pepe is a so-called house member. She invited me to the so-called speed times. It worked. Nego means as well.

48:09Nego means so fancy. How would you- You been here, Jim? Girl, crazy. Fancy. I was- I said, I don't care if I don't care if I'm not mad, Samoosa. Bitch, I am content in my plan of fitness. I thought of that my neighbor goes to Nego means Jim. The- the- with the fucking rabid dog? No, no, no. No, the Dominican lady upstairs. Why'd I ever met her? She's- There's a thing in the bag-hack who lives upstairs. We told you about her. Oh, you told me about her, yes, yes. She's the one that everybody was like the dick I took last night. Word. Like in the old-er like Jesus Christ. I've never been to your house in so long. You don't ever invite me over. I've never been to you. You ain't coming. I've never been to you in Tells Plays ever. We're moving. Oh, good. You're in kind of my house either, man. I'm not moving. But you're not coming. I've been to your home. Okay, you're not anymore? Okay. Good. This- this- this okay. Great. All that to say, my fucking upstairs neighbor- I was working out with Neal. I was like, oh shit. It's lady from upstairs. Is she fancy?

49:10She is. She lives in the penthouse. She has the biggest apartment in the whole building. What does she do? I think she- I think that she owns a Botox spa. What? But she says she runs it. But I think she owns it. She owns it, yeah. Because she drives the ring for over. But either way, she does the high-level administration for Los Angeles Botox. I was watching this TikTok the other day. It was saying how celebrity culture in LA is dead. I saw this, too. And I was like, I guess I never lived in LA when it was celebrity culture. I think maybe post-pandemic, pandemic on is never- because I've never run into a whole bunch of celebrities in LA. From- since- from the time I'm with a person now, I don't really run into celebrities like that. I mean, if I run into one, it's because I went- someone invited me to tempances, if they bungalow whatever. But- yeah, I don't- I went into celebrities from time to time. Really? Just running me in the street? One time I was at the Ralph's in Hollywood. And Lizzie Jones. And Lizzie Jones. Oh, I- well, this woman dropped a bottle of champagne on the ground. I looked back and it's Lizzie Jones. And it's like a whole scene.

50:11Champagne everywhere. When you do that, do you have to pay for the bottle? I don't think so. No, that doesn't seem appropriate. If you pick up a bottle and drop it and break it, I mean, I don't do it. I don't think so, it's appropriate. You know, you got it. What do you call it? Costs? What do you call it? Yeah. Costs? What's it called? I- I know what you mean, but- The margin of profit. The margin of profits or whatever, ever-error-error drops-drops-spill costs. This is it. This is like a bummer close. That's my bummer close. You think that if you go into a store and drop something, you should pay for it? I mean, if you- like, for example, so- so those people that- they happen on the internet sometimes. These people that go into- and on some wild things, they start knocking things off the shelves and breaking things. I'm like, who's- they have to pay for it? No, I saw one time where a little girl was losing her shit. Like a small, like maybe like, eight-year-old girl. She was walking around just smashing everything. So who pays for that? I think the- The store just eats it? They eat it.

51:11And you just- you just get- no, I think you get a rest and I got to pay restitution. I would imagine- They're a little girl? I mean, they can- I mean, they can't- I mean, they can't rest a little girl. I mean, I don't know. I think that most stores, if it does not exceed $10,000 in damages, they're not gonna pursue it. Because it- That's not true. Because it costs a lot of money, I can get your lawyer. That's not true because when I store it on a little eyeliner from Target, they pursued me, bitch. No, they were either in a restaurant, they were gonna sue you, though. No, I- I had to pay restitution. And if you don't pay restitution, you get sued. I imagine. For your lipstick? Girl. How much was- Police in Black bodies? How much was the- how much was- I think it was $8.59? $8.99? Yes. I had to pay the restitution, though. So, the restitution did you just pay for the lipstick you stole? No, I got a thing in the mail and the judgment, I had to pay- Pay it back to the store. Or wherever I paid- Did you leave with the lipstick? No. So, you were paying for the cry of your girl, like a mint? I guess, yeah. I guess one of those people do- When you get grand larceny with those people who do- When they steal, like, all that stuff, the store takes it back, but you still have to- Some stores don't pursue unless you take a lot of money.

52:12And I feel like if you break $300 worth of wine, versus like- Okay, let's- let's- let's- let's come to conversation. You walk in, you were in your big clonkers, right? Mm-hmm. I go out of here because I know Nate will be here today. You trip? Well, you said- yes, I said you were, because you knew he wasn't going to be here. I know. I do- I do it both the ways. You should be saying shit, basically. I do. You trip and you hit a bottle of champagne. A-a-a display of champagne. It is all falling over. How many? How much- how many bottles? 30 bottles of champagne. And what brand? Who? Very- whatever, a nice one. Yeah, a nice one. Yeah. So 30, and a bottle of who is about $100, $100. So 30- let me do the math real quick. 30 times 120. $300. No, more than that. $300. No. It's more than $2000. 30 times 100 will be $3000. So the 20- I think $300 is $300, $300. No, $600? How many about- no, how much about who?

53:13120, I think. I think, and how many- $300, $600. Oh, wow. Oh. You got to do it so hard. This is the second time you question my mouth, which was- And the first time you were wrong. No, it was perfect last time too. No, you were wrong the last time. Jacob just- Wait, what happened to that one? Jacob had a- Jacob had an episode of For Us, and then he pivoted it because we were talking about the universe. And then Jacob built a whole new episode on the universe. And then he decided- Wait, are we gonna talk about the universe? How would it sound when we have a look? Jacob went- Jacob's on pace. Jacob pays. Bob's on- Let's take him to do what he wants to be. It's not paste. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Why do I find one everything? No! I get the math right. Jacob, we want to do what you wanted to do. No, I- What serves the podcast best is free. You're having a lovely conversation. It was flowing. What did you think? My goal is to give you potential things to talk about.

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55:15I'll say no they can eat it if I did it at like a mom-and-pop shop I would yes I'm a complete default and I should pay for it if it's a target on Walmart at Instagram. No Bitch the 30 times is a literally bucket liquor in Po At Depot is it I don't know is that big on my bucket? Is it like is it the fucking thing to sell people love the bucket? No, it's just a It's a place. We know it's a big thing. You just said something very popular Buckies the the the the comedian store that this all over the South And it's huge everyone's like you did you get a buckie? I've never seen a buckies in Georgia. I'm not saying it already But I actually think I did say a buckie in Georgia recently, but this is just a little mom-and-pop bucket These things you're saying yeah, it's called it's all my bucket and Buckie is Buckies are actually doing really well like buckie is you buck is huge no this buck is okay Can you just say to you know can you just change it? No Buckie is doing really well buckie is

56:16Thinking about opening up a second store because the first one's doing so well. He has a thousand of them over from No, my buckie this is not bucket buckie. Okay. He's saying what he's an actual guy not to be right. Okay Buckie is about 55 years old. Okay, white guy. Okay Grand Wizard of the KKK Buckie have a full head of hair and so he All there was just that one display case, but it's a mom-and-pop shop, but it's buckie the grand guy. Yeah, okay I'm knocking over three more. You gonna pay for those two. No, he's gonna pay for it. He's having mom and pop. No He's a giant weiner But but you said it was mom-and-pop. Yeah, that's not not for that Okay, he's not granted the KKK. He's a proud boy. He can pay for it But you know this yet what I don't know he's a he's a he's a Here we go. Hey man Is everything okay? Yeah, I'm just a little tired sleepy. I have no color That's a lot of champagne. I know I'm so sorry. That's about $3,600 in champagne. We just got that show

57:2336 your first time at buckies wine and spirit D. Po first time but 36 I mean I know each bottle. How many bottles were there? There were 20 of 30 of them 30 of them right? Yeah, they're under 20 a piece and they retail for 120 so I know they didn't cost 120 to buy 30 Yeah, we're talking about not what I pay for them, but what I sell them for but anyway, you know It's a small memory. You just met me. This is a really small shop and it'd be really great if you could help out with the cost we're not gonna charge you the whole thing. Okay So you think you could split it down the middle? Um, let me check my bank statement a little quick. Uh-huh Yeah, I could I could do about half. All right, let's walk over to the register. Okay I'm just gonna go ahead and end it up. Can you do the math for me by the way? Uh-huh. That would be pretty exciting. I'd be $1,700 dollars. I don't think that's worth thousand That would only $1,600

58:271,750. Sorry $1,800. There we go $1,800 got you. All right, let me just go ahead before I actually thank you so much It's been a really rough time, you know after I kind of gotta be honest. We've been doing pretty well here But only because after January 6th when I got on was that a birthday car request? Was that hold on what happened January 6th? Was it a birthday anniversary? Is my wife's anniversary? It's on me my wife's anniversary. Yeah, and what you guys doing anniversary? We usually make love make love. I got your card And give me give me my car a bucket wait We're gonna be a buckwala here, Bucky. We just a Gucky if you swipe that card I'm holding me in the air. Yeah, why are you holding my card away from me? Give me my card in my hand, please and I will give it to you and you're free Freeze bitch, we're not warping. I'm not freezing. Give me my car back You

59:44Just so you know every single rope play we've ever done on this podcast has ended with violence Well, it's the nature of the podcast. We gotta give it a go I Said snatched my car for me is crazy. You have twin cannons. Yeah, I travel with it in the south. I always win. I Loaded to is crazy fully loaded every time to What do you what do you have a license to carry? How many how many? I've never I've never touched a gun in my life Never even held one of my and everything Tapping like this You look at the character the license to carry law. I wonder how many I think you I would say one right? How did you put your guys out there that rope? So you don't you don't pull from it you you went across. Yeah, I suck up in here, but easier access Under california law carried a valid carry concealed weapon permit make carry a maximum of two Why do you need to Well, you just needed to in your scenario

1:00:47I feel kind of sad. I feel like this is quicker cowboy style. Yeah, this is Yeah, I mean this is stylistically this looks fierce there. How do you how do you can I ask a real question? I mean, I would like everyone in the room to please mime it for me please Your home your buy yourself Five fine shit is not there. Five fine shit. It's a tick-a-tank. How do you take your shirt off? Just mime for me how you take your shirts off? Okay, Monet. Okay, Nate. Can I say take your shirt off? Okay, Jacob I think you should all Um, okay, well actually depends because I work glasses So usually if I'm home by myself I'm wearing my glasses, which means I just take it off So I don't knock my glasses off my face. I think we let's not put your shirt off No, because I wear them all the time so I just will do with my shirt off. Yeah, Jacob said I'm a real one But then I'll say you want a three second thing you should all because that's annoying I don't want to have to take my shirt glasses like I'm gonna take it from here and then go like that and then So Jacob I'm grabbing the top my

1:01:49I'm stretching the collar. I'm stretching out the collar of my shirt a little bit to pull it over my head I'm grabbing the bottom of my shirt and then moving it up. So I want to show everyone watching this is what I just saw Monet is doing this Nate is doing this I do that. I do need some time. Kane is doing this Jacob is doing This ball. Let's you take a show if you take your show off with reckless abandon No, I do not you act like someone is chasing you when you take it close off Like you're in a rush you do everything with haste I pull my collar out Lift it up and I pull it over my head. No, I feel like you ran bunches when you take your cool right Taylor Can I just say y'all doing this y'all think y'all in porns y'all think y'all think y'all in the wrong comb Okay, I take I What like crossing your like and I see it on TV Crossing your hands you're by yourself As a as a grown-ass man

1:02:50A grown man by the way. What is that? Let's see The cup is I was going grow man by the way, it's something about it. It's like a grown man by the way Um, and you y'all crossing y'all's arms are doing way too much. I want to admit it looks fly Like it does look really cool This is too much This is wait Crossing your and you actually do that for real. Yeah It's not I can like like that is a bit either I'm like you know I'm not adding or subtracting steps just getting my fucking show off my head I think because doing this what jakef that you're stretching out your shirt Your shirt your shirt. No, when I doing that is in a way your shirt get past your hair without a little stretch. Oh my god You so fucking adore Anyway, I was also one of the day Okay, you don't see money in the drone and you're used to believe me I see I fuck I see you when you're underwear I feel like you're always walking on your

1:03:53Walk right in my underwear. Bob is off you off You there was in a lab agreement. That was a lot of his mom often is underwear in here I feel like you're always changing clothes. I change clothes you to the podcast. What what you say Taylor? Yeah, I'm changing clothes. I'm walking around. I'm literally But you always changing clothes I change clothes. Yeah, we do okay. One thing I can brand new. No, not even for the podcast We normally here we need two podcasts a day when we come here and we Always keeps the same pants on and I do not always good guys my little not true. You often do I did not often do you do often do no I do not literally last time I was here I changed thank you jake I might agree but you do often do And I so you so to be clear so every time I'm taking off my pants you're taking off your pants too Yeah, but I do it like in the bathroom over here. You just been in the middle of the room naked I don't I do it by my clothes and we're all in there. I don't think you come in there. There's 19 rooms in this bitch You go to go to the back rooms the back room go to the back rooms. Did you watch that movie? Not I had no idea what it's about. I just finished apples never fall so disappointed apples never fall

1:04:58I've been talking about apples never fall in this podcast for weeks now and you always ask me what it is Every single time I have apples never fall blindness. I don't know what the fuck that is It's a show about a mom who goes missing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, so discipline. What's the what's the most disappointing way they could make it in? I believe I'd be five years And sorry, but they don't find her she goes missing and she just gone Well, I guess it wasn't the most disappointing there. No, what was it? I'm a spoiler alert This is your warning This is your warning That's enough apples never fall. That's enough time What when you hear the West Boyle alert immediately pause and fast forward. I'm sorry. Some people are cleaning Well hurry up So she Was like out with a friend The whole time for like 11 days. Oh, then she just came home Well, she was being fucking weird you just you just disappeared from her family was being really mean to her Okay, and they were all ignoring her. She heard herself knowing as to the phone. She needed help getting home. She fought for a bike

1:06:02Everyone ignored her calls. She felt underappreciated so she left She left she ended up hanging out with a scammer who was scamming the family and ended up and was actually a stalker of hers and her family I've been stalking them for literally almost an over a decade And then she just came home and it was all fine this in the scammer got away. No one called them. I want to that we're done There's a new documentary that I just saw about a guy who Pretends to have amnesia so he can just forget his wife and kids and leave and like whatever Not crazy. What's wrong? It's on Netflix. I think I have it in my phone. I said screenshot. I got a way. At least he didn't kill them Yeah, that's good If I say but short news tomorrow police it in murder and then for her blood I don't know for a Netflix like it next looks like it then he hit her eyes were missing her nose was missing her teeth were gouged out like Netflix being so I'm like for Netflix dogs. Thank God. He didn't kill the family. The F LDS one was so good the F LDS Fundament fundamentalist a lot of this. Oh

1:07:06My journalist think is a is a being a say speech watch that one Well, this is a great episode Bob and I'll talk to you on the website homie. Hey We should have a head shake I have one Okay, I don't care what you have. I said we should have one Thank you When you're running a growing business the right systems can unlock your full sales potential and make fulfilling every order effortless Switch to ship station before peak season so you're prepped and ready before the rush hits ship station connects Shopify Amazon Tiktok shop and over 200 more marketplaces with one platform that does it all you can manage orders sink inventory track returns all Automatically everything your operation needs all in one place upgrade your shipping operations to stress proof your biggest sales days and capture every bit of potential revenue Go to shipstation.com and use code audio and get 30 days free

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