The Murder & Sinkhole Capital of the World

The Murder & Sinkhole Capital of the World

Val Verde did it again.

Producer Scotty has UPDATED THE OPEN and made it official: we have retained our rightful title as the Murder Capital of the World. And in a coordinated civic achievement, we have also been crowned the Sinkhole Capital of the World.

The earth continues to open. We continue to broadcast.

It’s a standard morning inside the Rock & Roll RV. Whisp is doing impressions. Geoff is fielding complaints from the Val Verde Police Department. Art Spart is navigating traffic through roads that may or may not still legally qualify as roads.

On this week’s broadcast:

• Mushrooms in the RV. Geoff admits to doing mushrooms with Stinky the Dog.
• Ring Cameras & The Super Bowl. Whisp believes your doorbell now reports directly to someone.
• Rock News. Dee Snider cancels the Twisted Sister reunion tour.
• Metallica’s “Unforgiven” Rankings. The matter is settled.
• “Legends Reloaded” Festival. Fleetwood Mac tributes. Sweaty Eagles. A legally delicate Tom Petty situation.
• Free Fish Day at the Val Verde Aquarium. Stan is warned.
• Name That Track. Win a family 18-pack courtesy of Burger Tools, Val Verde’s only Home Improvement themed burger chain.

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