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“Incredible, and odd stories from around the world and beyond. Deves in California stole two semi-trailers from a trucking company featuring Navidia's logo, but the riches inside were not what they were expecting.”From the transcript

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That's incredible. Incredible, and odd stories from around the world and beyond. We'll start with this today. Deves in California stole two semi-trailers from a trucking company featuring Navidia's logo, but the riches inside were not what they were expecting. Each trailer was filled with 20,000 pounds of sand. That's incredible. Which could be valuable if you're using sand for something, but we're going to do 20,000 pounds before. Well, I think that they thought they were going to be stealing. So this company is an AI company. They probably thought that they were going to be stealing AI chips. Right. Or what if they thought they were stealing Nivia? That's what I thought. That's what I thought. That was Nivia. A newsweek list of foods that could become more expensive because of El Nino. When El Nino arrives, chocolate, olive oil, coffee and bread. That's incredible. Everything. All the carbony stuff. A tombstone pizza's offering a limited edition kits. They're calling them pizza. Nobody asked for it's frozen pizza with packets of candy corn to sprinkle on top.

The kits are available online for just $1.31 each. I like tombstone pizza. Really quick, a tombstone pizza story. Warren and I talk about this. If you're in a certain age group, like our age group, give or take five years, your parents used to take you to the bar. It's a thing. It's a thing. And they put you in the corner and they'd give you a bunch of quarters so you could play Pac-Manipul. And you'd get a tombstone pizza. Because that's what the bar's served. Some parents took their kids to the casino and put their kids in the hotel room. And the school and the game room. All the school parents were on the same. Scammers are now spoofing phone numbers to make calls. Look like they're coming from your banker. Even the police just remember, it's never bad to be extra cautious with unexpected callers. That's incredible. I use all the time and I know I know people but I get a call and they'll be like, hi, we're calling from them. Like, I don't know if that's true. I'm going to have to call you back so you're going to have to send an email to my email. Yeah. And it's going to have to be with some kind of- You know what good, yeah. Be cautious. And also say this, if you could tell everyone behind you to pipe down, they're calling from there's a hundred people behind them also making those calls. We had that calling sound.

I'm like, I barely can hear you. Can you at least get that little room that I heard has those little call rooms that with a little glass? You still can hear everything. Absolutely. A tick tocker says, a tick tocker says, going to great clips is like haircut roulette. And her little trim was completely gone. Well, yeah, just show me grandma. She's got a super. Oh my god, my poor grandma. Hey, how's her hair doing? Well, she's a back. She told me the other day, it's been six weeks. You know, girls don't get- we don't get our haircut like you. We don't go in and ask for the two. Yeah, no, no. No, it's not how we're acting. No. We're actually out for this haircut. Really just makes sense to me. A so-top stuffing mix for pork does not list pork or any other meat, dairy, or egg and ingredient, and it's current ingredient list. In the past, Krapat said the pork varieties accidentally vegan. That's incredible. So, so-top stuffing pork is not- there's no pork in it, not a drop.

Why didn't no stuffing? Well, you have chicken flavor stuffing. You're going to shove it in the turkey. You'll get your meat that way. There you go. Settle down. Finally, a poll asked you think that if the United States government tried to stop artificial intelligence from becoming more intelligent, that people the government would succeed. And only one or four think that would happen. The rest, the other three think like, no, AI will fight you and not allow that to happen. No, not any. It's currently my life, so. I know. You and that Bluetooth. This message is brought to you by Ralph's. If you're listening for a laugh or a fresh take on everyday life, you know it's often the little things that make everything more enjoyable and easier. And with Ralph's, you can plan ahead by stocking your kitchen with fresh groceries and everyday essentials. So the little things in your day feel easier right from the start. Turn her online and pick up groceries at your local Ralph's. Ralph's. Serving so cal for over 150 years.

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