Terror In The Cockpit | The Nick DiPaolo Show #1959

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1:27Hey, that's Ray Cest. Whoops. Can anybody, my teeth, can you see them all fucked up? I'm not gonna leave this out today. Because it's still aching, which is fucking wrong, man. I don't know what is going on. Not as bad today, but I said that yesterday and by 5 o'clock I was an agony. So again, I could die, but look, this worst thing that could happen. I know. I brought it. I cleaned it right here. Good Lord. Anyways, welcome to the show folks. If you are watching on some of the platform and want to watch the full show, just click the link in the description right now. A full episodes, all full episodes of my show are always streaming live at 6 p.m.

2:30Eastern and free on Rumble. And if you wanted to add for you, join Rumble Premium. Today, I'll be talking about terrorism in the cockpit again, a girl who fell off a balcony at college, eight stories high, and some of a bitch of my face wasn't a data catcher. Eagles. This was a couple days old, but it was so funny. I didn't get to it yesterday. Eagles were huddling up and one of the Chicago Bears was like, look like he was in the huddle with him, then he makes it in a deception. But it's not fixed. We got Trump making some serious changes and hopefully it passes. It's already passed in this Senate, I believe, to stop college sports from being ruined by money. I'll give it a step. That's the guy who's right on the money. And that's about it. You got a transgender story that coming out of Hollywood. That's about as odd as shooting coming out of fucking Atlanta.

3:34You know what I'm saying? What do you mean by that? You know what the fuck I mean, shut up. So last night, Red Sox, Yankee's night, Red Sox, nothing. What? You heard me. Wasn't that bad. Four or five, nothing to like the seventh or eighth inning. And then somebody gave up a granny. But the Sox, last couple of weeks, they've sort of, eh, we got a best hitter, Wilson Contrarras could hit with a fastball. He missed a fucking a few games before this week. And when he came back last week, he didn't look good. He didn't look good last night. Roman Anthony, Mr. Studley, he had to leave the game because of his finger. He ripped tendons at it as you know, he missed 101 games this year. Came back and was hitting the shit out of the bowl. Last week he started to go downhill, something happened last night. So it doesn't, it's not all good. I'll try not to laugh with my teeth. And the two kids last night, the two players from the Yankees that murdered the Red Sox,

4:37cam Shitler, Shifler, Shitler. I think it's Shitler, ain't it? I don't know. Anyways, he happens to be, I think he's the one that's from Walpole. Yeah, Walpole Mass, right, when the Patriots play. I believe it's him. Might have the town's mixed up. It doesn't matter. He's a Massachusetts kid. He's gonna win this side young this year. That's how good he is. He was throwing 101 like it was fucking softball. And he had great break and he's gonna win this side young. He's got an ERA under two, I think. He's from, anyways, Massachusetts. Ben Rice last night, who, he might, what did they say? He might win anyways. He had six RBI's including a grand slam. He's from co-hacit. And again, if I have the town switched, I don't give a shit. Good, it's my manager calling me during the show, showing how much he pays attention

5:41to the Patriots. Anyhow, so that kid, yeah, is from co-hacit, which is Cape Cod. And they showed a picture of him when he was like five or six years old. Look, he was five. His brother and his sister had decked out in Sox gear. And I think his dad was still, he's got a Yankee jacket on in a Yankee hat because he liked the Yankees. Even when he was set, now he's a Yankee superstar. How does that fucking happen? How does that happen? I wanted to be the best kind of collegeist in Los Angeles at one point. And I almost pulled it off. I got this homeless lady back to my apartment one night, a rat ran out of her ass. That was even gross for me. Anyways, game two is tonight. My eye guy, Tully, pitched tremendously, even though they take them out after four and half. Can you not go six anymore?

6:43He had only given up one run, going by the book. Then he brings in three relievers. The only three that I'm not crazy about. We have a thousand of them. Maybe he's saving the good ones? He might be. I don't know. But I did not like what we brought in. It doesn't fucking matter. Boston, bro, I'm done, folks. I'm almost done with the sports shit. Of course, I didn't turn the mother fucking clock on. Oh, your sister's box. What do you got for time, their Frank? That's exactly what I guess. Anyways, Bruins last night ranges. They play two periods, the period is 20 minutes long. And then the third period, they played all the way up to the four minutes left in a game. Nobody had scored. So that's 56 minutes out of 60. Nobody had scored a goal. Bruins get three to a minute and a half against the Rangers. And I know you don't care, but it was fucking fun.

7:44It was cool. Apparently people haven't trouble scoring the opening game. Panthers in Florida and in Carolina. Fucking zero zero. They had it going to overtime. And Florida beat the defending champs. Enough of that shit, I know. I tried to sleep thing again last night. I have to put it away for about six months. Just picked to me, it was a 305 in the morning with a hose smashing it on the fucking pad. How do you sleep with something? It's not big, it's not, it's not like that anymore, but it's, it's supposed to, you know, make a suction cup on your nose. I don't know how you, so it's blowing air in. How am I supposed to exhale? I don't get it. And I gave it a good effort from 205 to 305. And then I said, your mother's box. And that was that explains my cherry mood. Can you even read my own? It's the last thing. I got a third thing here.

8:44I don't even know what it is. All right, let's get to the young important stuff in my opinion. What are you talking about? Oh, you know. This story, I caught this right at the, right, you know, I'm trying to, you know, I'm on the front page is a this morning killer copilot. And I don't mean a hot shit. Graphic video shows the captain of a telev bound fly Dubai. I'm not, how about fly goodbye? I'm not getting on any airline called Tel Aviv. I mean, fly Dubai going to Tel Aviv for any reason. Anyways, shows the captain of that flight, drenched in blood and clinging to life after his copilot allegedly stabbed him in what Israeli officials believe was an attempt in terror attack. Allegedly. Yeah. And he stabbed him or he didn't. What? He stabbed him or he didn't. Yeah, well, the alleged part is the terror part, I think.

9:48They're alleging to it. But yes. Exactly. And he's going to say, what did he spill coffee on him and get upset when there's a stab in the cockpit again, head in a telev. Yeah, I think we can do the math. The captain who was reportedly nifed by his copilot. Yeah, that just shows how the law once again, it's unless you have it on tape, you know, and even then the lawyers are like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the captain who was reportedly nifed by his copilot at a cruising altitude. Thank God it wasn't, uh, who cares what altitude is seen wearing an oxygen mask and lying prone in the galley, like I do after they give out those Prosecco drink. And the galley of the aircraft, next to a blood smeared wall according to the shock and clip. And for your sensitive, um, you know, we know that you can get grossed out. We, we, we, we pixelated the fucking pint of blood on the wall.

10:51Dispretend it's V8. Dispretend that pilot was having a fucking bloody merry when it's, uh, what are we, childish, honest to guy? Here's the clip pretty shocking though. How much time we did that? How much time we need? Oh, you see that? We always look for the age. How much time minutes? How much time we do? Why, we need, we need, we need. We need, we need, we need, we need. We need, we need, we need, we need, we need, we need. No, no, no, no. It's, no, we need. You need, it's good for you. But it ain't for you. It's good for you. Yeah, you want to sleep? You, you said the name. It's good for you. It's good for you. It's good for you. What, what, what's he fucking pushing, Flintstone Chouables? The fuck's going here? Good for you. He has so. Why even speak English? You're all in Middle East and you all know that fucking farcey and, you're edition. How creepy is that folks? They don't have us. Oh, what am I saying? It wouldn't have mattered. Inside job.

11:54So I want to know how long the guy, the pilot, I thought they said something about he's been in pilot for eight months. Oh, maybe just working at that airline. I don't know. My point being the very dedicated to killing people. Remember the 9-11 guys took crop dusting lessons? By the way, delicious peaches they grew. A second crew member who appears to be the copilot is seen unconscious and restrained. I didn't see where he was. Excuse me, fellow. Wearing a white uniform nearly soaked through holy moly. Keystaction. Land it. You're tight. Film us too. You can hear the guy going, film ourselves that we're standing guard. They attacked us. We're guarding the pilot here. But then I heard a guy go and action so it might be fake. Anyways, the guy said that speaking Hebrew, which I speak clately. I lived in New York for six minutes.

12:59The Boeing 737 Max 8, my favorite plane, with 174 passengers on board, including 27 children, made an emergency landing in taboos, Saudi Arabia. I got a summer home at taboos. So there's a couple other people. A civilian and military base in the kingdoms, what that is. Two off-duty pilots stepped in to safely land the plane according to the past. You see, here's the difference. We would have been fucked if that happened on American plane. But when you have a plane full of Israelis, all of them, and I mean all of them, women, men, have been in the fucking military. And the fact that there was a couple of pilots on board isn't really, you know, it wouldn't happen over here most likely. Because we don't even, I don't think we used to, you know what any more. Who are the guys we hide on the planes? What do they call them? Yeah, thank you. It's a great show by the way, Mark. Yeah, the air marshals. But on a plane there, these guys are all third-degree black belts. And now how do you use guns and fucking, there's like three or four pilots.

14:03Anybody that is out of plane, flight, plane could you please report to that align, am I allowed? Anyways, the two men were both relief pilots that were on board, the ones that came to help, slated to skip or subsequent flight, which is unbelievably... I mean, still lucky. Both relief pilots were European. One of them was British, the past, and just said, but the other's nationality was not immediately known. He had an Afro, and he had a big boom box, which I don't believe. That deserved more. Israeli officials have launched a terrorism investigation into the incident. The attack occurred about two and a half hours into the flight, Dubai flight, which took off from Dubai about seven a.m. The jet dropped from an altitude of approximately 33,000 feet to 15,000 feet in less than two minutes. And again, I had that happen once when I plane football up at Maine, we're flying home from Pennsylvania, and we hit a pocket of something.

15:07What a weird fucking feeling. Oh my God, I thought we were gondos. And it felt like 20 seconds, it was about five. Ufla, though the copilot's identity has not been released, so this is told the Jerusalem post and CNN, so now we have to question it. That the man is of Omani descent, you know, from all mine, and had worked for the airline for less than a year. Interesting, huh? And boy, hey boys and girls, one week from tomorrow, I will be making my comeback, which is October 8th, Thursday, Hyena's, and Dallas. And then November 5th, the punchline Atlanta, November 6th, Rivers, Casino, and Philly, November 7th, Seoul, Jules, and Potstown, PA. And also, if I still like comedy, January 22nd, a wonders theater and Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, go to NickDip.com to get tickets before they sell out.

16:08They sell them pretty good, by the way, Andy updated me on the numbers. Why do they go to the merchandise page? And you can support this show by buying this stuff that, again, I have like 22 kids from the Philippines tied up downstairs. They love Captain Crunch. They're making that shit by something, and I'll feed them better. We get hats, hoodies, and t-shirts, and you sister's ass. I'll sign them. I'll take a picture of Ted Sanderman, I'll sign it and send it back. I also want to send a personalized video to your mother's ass. Hey, one more... if Jennifer Garner asked me one more time, what's in my wallet? I'm going to fucking fly to her house and cut her head off and put her teeth in my wallet, so I have an answer. Enough of that shit already. I always go when Andy's sick of here in this for the last 12 years, I'd say, what's in your wallet? I go, picture of you in a condom.

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19:11Why is that one... Extremely fucking low. I just took a picture. I just took a screenshot by accident, and I'll stick it up your bucket. Listen how quiet it is. Your loan goes to college. A lucky university of Georgia student, lucky? Okay. Senior miraculously survived a horrifying fall from the eighth floor of an apartment building, according to her dead. We have that news report right here. Take a look at some of the footage from where... I just got here at 5 o'clock into the sixth story fall that landed a university of Georgia student in a hospital in just the past 30 minutes. We took this video, look at it inside the top floor of the apartment building. Look at it, don't tell me what to do. Fuck, Chris. How big that drop was. How big. You mean how high? You have fucking pole smoker. What a fucking nation of knitwits. Look how big it was. It's like people cooking, emeraldagasse, you used to go, you should see how it smells in here.

20:18Oh, you're right. It's delicious. Anyways, that's a fall. Kristen Sargent, I just like her name. 21 years old. Oh my god, if we lost her, I swear to God, Trump would push the flags at half-mask. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? If I knew she was gonna fall, I would have been laying down under that balcony. I would have pushed the firemen out of the way within nets and go, I have an act right on my forehead. Kristen Sargent, recovering in intensive care after investigators said she plummeted from a window. Listen to this. While dancing on a couch and in her apartment. 7.30 pm on Saturday night. I can't wait for every time that song comes on the radio now, the rest of her life. She was talking to one of her friends and saying, hey, I'm a dumb blonde. No, hey, I'm alive. I can't believe it.

21:18Can you imagine that is quite a step. Her dad said that. Richard Sargent told Channel 2 action. Recalling how fortunate his daughter feels to have survived. He explained that his daughter is pretty badly beaten up. I would have stopped it pretty. Holy goodness gracious, hello, user. That would have been a loss. I can already hear the black people go, you just be putters on the news, could be a white bitch. Explain that as daughter is pretty badly beaten up. And he says, I did it because that was stupid what she did. I'm paying her tuition. I got her with a kick right in her beautiful chin. I acknowledge that they are lucky that she's alive. You know, we know that. Thank you. Blessed. If you were blessed, it would never happen. How about that? Who's more blessed? The girl next door dancing, who didn't fall out of her. Answer me that you were religious people. And then I will join the club. I'm dead serious. I have a lot of problems with that.

22:18Little kids being tortured and shit. I want to believe. Especially since I'm 64. He didn't get into what caused the terrifying accident. Well, let me take a fucking wild guest, dad. I'd say frozen migrareders. And a well fucking polished end table. Yeah, which reportedly left her with several busted bones. But explained that it came from the Georgia Bulldogs. Came after, excuse me, the Bulldogs beat the Oklahoma soon as 41-13. Only a dad in Georgia. Or, you know, any other state down here would. Yeah, you're daughter fell off a fucking balcony from eight. What do you think happened? Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'll tell you what happened. The dog's covered.

23:18I know she had like three large on it. That's a lot of ketamine. Yeah. Isn't that funny that the father says, well, we know the Bulldogs beat Oklahoma 41-13. The five foot seven blonde who weighs 115. Perfect. And as a senior studying finance and marketing and used to study dance at UGA, as a joke, folks, was in the ramble of building. What the fuck, Tommy again? I arrived and spoke with bystanders who advised that the female victim had been dancing on a couch or air mattress, which was near an open window and had apparently fallen through the screen and onto the ground below. Even that's a stupid description. It makes it sound like, you know, she fell, it was like the first floor. She fell through the screen and landed on the ground. What even in a couch or an air mattress? Well, those are two very different things, but whatever.

24:21Not in college. That's like 11 things in college. They eat off it. No, I know. Nobody's, I've said this forever and this makes me sound old, but nobody pays attention to detail. But that's not just detail. It's kind of important. It's not a minor detail. I read all these stories in New York Post and I write and then I go into the comment section. And I'm going to be bitching about the report. No, I'm not actually. What am I saying? New York Post have the things about bitching about who, the article. It's fucking so fun to do, say nasty shit when nobody knows who you is. Anyways, let's move on to speak up. I can't hear you. This happened a couple nights ago. It was a good to relax. You guys might have seen it already. Speaking of NFL, I had chat GBT do my picks today.

25:21I cut and paste and send it on them. And it's funny. He goes. Can I just call him? He, like, my imaginary friend. It's just so. He's like, yeah, Nick, I got you. It's just sounds like I'm talking a zook or something. It's creepy. Huh? Maybe he's in there. I haven't heard any end bombs. He was a cop in Miami. And a damn good one. God bless, Russ. I'm just a piece. Yeah, I send my back. And I get a hand of that credit. It goes. It tells why in a couple of them. This quarterbacks up. But I still laid the three. And gives me extra and the three that he likes most of his picks. And the two that he doesn't like. And I had already read him. And the two he didn't like. I didn't like that he picked. So I immediately. And you know what's going to happen, don't you? I'll get those two wrong. I have a nephew named Anthony. Surprisingly enough.

26:21He won the whole pool. And there's over 120 people in the pool. He won the whole thing last year. And he's in first place after what a month this year or three weeks. And he's at that age. He's a brain kid. Matter of fact, my brother just told me he created some app. That it's going to debut in Apple store. And like two weeks or something. It's how to meet midgets. What? That was my question. I know. I sound like a New York Post reporter. I'll let you guys figure out the rest. No, it's something. It's like. It's like if you wanted a plumber, right? And I know this thing's. Again, I'm not big on this, but there's an app that, you know, we'll tell you what plumbers are in the area and stuff. But this actually does the bidding for you as far as money and shit. And a couple of the things that seem even to me.

27:21I'm like, that's a fucking good idea. But that's a matter because if this one doesn't work, he's still going. He's got my brother's mind for fucking money. I said to my brother, you have Jew. During the third quarter of that Bears Eagles game, the Bears won by the way. The Bears 27, 7. What's his name? His name, Ke-ke-ke-ke. Let me hide my teeth. Case, Keenum. Is that right? He was unbelievable. I love guys like him. Sam and Kirk cousins. They have been in the league for 18. This guy literally 18. Do you know how good you have? He bounces around from team to team because he's not a superstar. But it almost says that much when you're that good. And he was unbelievable. He was the backup. Anyways, the Chicago linebacker appeared to listen in on a play call from Jalen Hertz.

28:22Look at that. That's the huddle. I wish I was paying more attention when they put this up. That's him and the Eagles huddle. And it reinforces what I said. The Eagles didn't want to be there that night. You know what I mean? Jalen looked at him and went, I think Hertz actually asked him what should I call? Anyways, while gathered with his teammates, the quarterback communicated the play as Edwards crept in from behind like I do in the bedroom. Seconds later on, fourth down, Edwards intercepted a pat. Did you hear what I just said? Excuse me. Did I hit? Seconds later. In other words, he hears the play. I mean, we don't know, but. And they go to the line of scrimmage and Jalen Hertz throws it right to him. I'm guessing they hang out on the weekends in the off season. We don't know. Anyways, isn't that hilarious? Throw the ball. It was intended for Devonta Smith. Anyways, you don't play me. Check it out. Look at the former Eagle TJ Edwards up.

29:22Listening into Jalen Hertz. Who was going through the call. Fair showing blitz. Hertz. By hope. By hope. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. And you didn't hear Jalen Hertz getting right in his face and going. You're a warming cat suckin' you know that? Oh god. I didn't. I want to read about was there any fallout? Is there an investigation? Can you imagine you're betting though you're gambling and you're already cynical. However, when asked whether he understood anything from his sneaky move. The former Eagle told the athletic no. Did he really? He didn't say yes. We had I owe him dinner. He says I was like maybe I'll hear some familiar stuff. The question is how was where were the ruffs going? What are you doing? Although I don't think you can.

30:22I mean, if you're a rough you're going to let the play play and then throw flag. I don't know. You know what? I wonder what the rule is on that. I did something sneaky that worked and I was a sophomore. I was still playing JV. And my coach told me to do it. Coach Betton could. Said when you're in the pile, when you're right in the ball and you get to and you're in the pile reach up and grab your own face mask. It looks like somebody's grabbing you and I did and it worked. I almost fucking went into shock for the rest of the year is doing this and not that what happened. I was not grabbing you on Facebook. Coach Betton would do anything. By the way, I went up the varsity after the second game as a sophomore. That's right, mother fuckers. I was like maybe I'll hear some food. Did I already read that? He said I had no idea what they were talking about.

31:23Which, you know. And Jaylen Hertz said, well, maybe if I sat in Swahili, that was a quote from Tony soprano to his daughter when she was dating a black guy. He told her to get upstairs and she didn't. Maybe if I sat in Swahili, oh my god, I shit my pants. The interception put the game on ice for Philly. Holy shit, I didn't realize that either. The play gave Chicago the ball back to start the fourth quarter and third string quarterback case. Third string. I didn't realize that. Third string quarterback, case, kingdom. Charged the bears down the field through 13 plays that ended in his own one young touchdown run. Pretty fucking weird. That's some wild stuff. And I did. I didn't do any follow up to see if anybody complained or it's just seem to. And the Eagles looked very disinterest to that night.

32:23So did Jaylen Hertz. I could just feel it. Anyways, let's move on to Trump to the rescue of college sports. Like the sky isn't Superman enough. The NCAA got one step closer to achieving its president Trump aligned rule changes this week. For months, the president has been pushing sweeping adjustments to college athletics that would limit transfers, payments and eligibility for athletes. And there's some good stuff in here. He says, and I call it will not only save college sports, it will save the colleges themselves. Probably true. When all that money, as you get under stand folks, as much as we don't like it, athletics, college athletics and the administration and try to tie together. When you see all those big beautiful computer buildings and shit, that wasn't bought by the girls' volleyball team. And I'm saying, so it's hard to untangle the money.

33:24And I understand the argument, if you're an athlete, a superstar and Alabama, Auburn, Georgia, and you're, you know, your stadium's got 100,000 people in every weekend. That's a lot of cash. Anyways, on Monday, the Senate passed a Protect College Sports Act of 2026 in a 77 to 22 vote with the bill sponsored by a Ted Cruz. I don't even know if he knew what football was. He's a very brilliant man. Let's take a look at the video type of Mr. Trump. I mean, the alternative is just as no good. You had people living in the NFL to play. The colleges could never have afforded it. Nobody could afford it. It was going to be a terrible thing. I think we've done a great job in putting it together. We have to get it voted on. And we're counting on the House, and I think the House will come through to you. You are correct there. So it's passed in the Senate by a wide margin. But I think that's it because a lot of Republicans in the Senate, I don't give a fuck.

34:24And now the House. And I already heard one, two guys pushing back from the left, naturally, because logic and reasoning scares the shit out of them. The bill, listen to this, here's some of the change. The bill prohibits schools, conferences, and the like from restricting student athletes from entering into name, image, and likeness agreements. A lot of these kids are becoming millionaires. The big name college athletes when they the school says, well, they do a deal where they sell your shirt with your name on it like you're, you know, and it just sounds unhealthy. Students must report any NIL compensation. This is a new rule to their school that's greater than 600 bucks. With that figure come from. That's the point, I guess you're right. Even, yeah, but they could even said 2500. 600 makes me laugh. Other big changes come in the form of limiting player and personal personnel movement. This is what me and Dallas had to be.

35:31Student athletes are allowed only one transfer during their eligibility or they otherwise face having a set out of year. I think that's how it used to be by the way. And that's good. Thank you. That's I missed that when I read it last night. That's good. That's a good one. Absolutely. The five year eligibility window and there's something else you're going to love in here would also change effectively upending the red shirt system and replacing it. Another of the red shirt systems when you're your freshman, you don't really get any games in or under three. I forget what the rule is you get an extra year of eligibility. That's why you keep hearing them say he's a red shirt freshman or he's a true fresh. And that's what scary. There's so many great athletes. There's like true freshmen starting to Florida and it's like what the fuck. There's one guy Dallas. I can't even remember what team it was running back. He was a number one recruit. I think out of flow. You know, he had listen to the I'm not making this up and I don't care what level this was in high school. And it was out of in a football state because he was, you know, I think it might have been Florida Georgia. I don't know.

36:35He had 169 touchdowns in high school. Now let's say I don't even know if you could play as a Friday. I guess you do. You can play four years in high school. That's over 40 touchdowns a year. You only played 10 11 games. That's an average of a forer. Listen to this on defense. He had 26 picks for his career. But those numbers are like you couldn't do that running against your fucking enough using these. I want to see. And I know they have the show 30 whatever 30 30. I want to show the dedicated to we get to watch these people in high school. I know I think, you know football fans would love it. Wouldn't you love to see fucking Barry. Barry Sanders. What's that said Sims. Barry Williams, the guy from the. He played Greg on the Brady by you like to see him running the ball. But you like to see these superstars. Lawrence Taylor in high school.

37:44Anyways, so upending the red shirt system and replacing it with a fixed eligibility window. Here's the window under the bill. Five calendar years of eligibility would be initiated at the start of the academic year after the athlete has turned 19 of the day. The athlete person rolls full time in college, whichever comes first. For coaches, football personnel cannot. Here you go. Here's the one you'll know become the head football coach at a different institution during the same season. See what common sense. I guarantee this everybody loves that. I mean, everybody that looks like the world away. We don't you think that's great because. It's so gross and we've seen this in the last five years. Fucking a team gets into the place. Somebody to learn into the playoffs. Your coaches all raw rod for fucking six months telling you, you know, have you have your teammates back. You know, play as a team loyalty to the school blah, blah, blah. And then he goes, what?

38:47And the belt wants off me 60 man for four years. I'm out of here and they and they go before the fucking playoff game. Boy, if that doesn't fucking ring hollow. Yeah, it was all this Kiffin and LSU last year. Kiffin's funny. He knows he's a bad guy like any and he leans into it. The bill still faces a battle in the house in order to become law and will likely have to wait until after the midterm elections. However, the president still call the Senate vote a really, really, really, really big deal right here. College football. Now tell you the only reason the Democrats will fight it is because they either want to put pork in it or solely because Trump's bill. Of course. Put pork at it. Again, one of my best jokes ever on national TV on the Sean Hannity show. And he turned white. I probably said this on the show. I'm so proud of it. But Obama had just passed some bill with a ton of pork in it.

39:51And Hannity goes to me and I was on a panel. I think you know that woman, McFarland. She used to work for Reagan. She was in the defense. She still commentates on TV. She fucking loved me during the commercial break. She goes, you just think. Hannity goes, Nick, so why do you think he put so much pork in this bill? I go, I know. He's probably trying to prove he's not a Muslim. I mean. That is fucking. I'm sorry. I like the blow of my own. That is fucking a genius. You should have seen Hannity face onto the next person. Which was so tip. And I like Sean Hannity. He's a he's a fucking conservative. And that's how they handle a joke like that. Boy, that pissed me off. I'm still proud of that one. Let's move on to two face fag. Texas Democrat US Senate homosexual and Google and a real fucking pussy fag. James Talleriko told the woman posing as a supporter on September 13. So the woman is fake and she's pretending she's a supporter. She's like a Republican that his position on transgender issues hasn't changed according to an undercover clip of video clip.

41:00So this woman's going on the cover sort of and he'd already stated. He already stated that he said, no, I think it's unfair that biological woman have to I'm going to change my stance. He already it made that public. The recording captured at Houston's way and this was after this after that. Houston, Wheeler Avenue Baptist Church shows the Democrat responding to a woman who asked whether he would defend her niece who was trans and her ability to compete in woman's sport. So she's playing like she's the trans mother. And his his answer after again, stating in public that you know, he was going to have the opposite view. He initially said this type of and then got blowback and said, you know what, I'm going to back pedal on that. But this is what he does later on. The nation's fans, I want to know that our government here for can they count on you to support her and you're not able to participate in her sports? The way I the way I fought for trans kids in the legislature is how I went back for the US Senate and my position hasn't changed.

42:03He's lying. You want to sell your big big fiber. I don't know why cut it there. Look at him. You know what? He likes to be around kids. How about that? He's all he's all for that. He's all for the trans. Healthy tits being locked off and dicks tied onto your neck. All kinds of shit. What a piece of fucking and you want me to believe. Okay, now my wife is, is there a fucking fire in Tommy's house? Let me check. See what's going on here. So thank you. Check the way. Sorry folks. And there's a 10 minute one from oh that's we'll get to that later. Anyways, back to the show.

43:04Not the important. Just a fire in my kitchen. No, I'm kidding. Anyways, the candidate added that transgender sports eligibility should be handled locally and insisted his approach remain the broadest in the field. You're a broad. How about that right in your face? I'll quote him. I still think these should be local decisions sport by sport at the home depot. Tuesday's Friday at the home depot. Nick Saban. Oh, have you heard the fact really landed on thick even more this year? Athlete by athlete and I think have the most inclusive policy of any candidate who's running. Excuse me. Fucking a. So I know things are getting clipped. He means like stuff he's saying and you know, edits the editing issue and stuff. But my views my position hasn't changed. So he's fucking lying. The comments came four days after the Senate candidate told Fox News on September 9th that he opposed transgender athletes in girls sports.

44:18Okay. Plane to the crowd. Absolutely. After sport after every sport has to be safe and fair. How would you know? How the fuck would you know, Bellarina? Tiny dancer. That's my new name. Tiny dancer. That's anybody now that we think. Telleriko said in the interview. And so I will oppose trans athletes playing in girl sports. If it risks safety or fairness. If it always does. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you very much. This guy is a real fucking like I said, gobbler of goo. I bet you he has a job. Phil of his field from college of all the guys he was blowing and he spit it into a fucking dukes mayo jar. That's right. Duques. It ain't Helmens down here.

45:18During the same appearance, telleriko walk back his past claim that there are six biological sexism. Yeah, he also said that there's six biological sexes and pledged to absolutely support a national ban on gender transisting surges from mind. You hear that? Did you hear that outright lying and he's leading in Texas. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I just don't believe it. I don't. I don't fucking believe it. Either the polls are wrong or if he wins something's rigged and the fucking story. I don't care. Finally tonight on your sister's box Naomi Watts happily celebrated speaking of speaking of goblas of goo. Naomi Watts happily celebrated her offspring with leaves Shriver. Remember him becoming the first transgender identifying person to win a prestigious modeling award. What are the odds? What are the odds? A kid who's trans mother who's been a star in Hollywood and dad, one on a ward for first trans. That's a guy on the left. That's a boy.

46:26Not my only I have a take on this that I don't you guys forgot I really believe there's a spectrum of you know, I mean, but it doesn't work the way they say. Obviously you see a really dyke girl she got more cast a strong than she should have well less estrogen. You know, I mean, that's how I look at it. But this when you when you go I'm going to I'm going to cut off my dick or I mean now you get into. And she doesn't look happy not even this I had some clips of her on the runway I was jerking off to him and anyways, but the I know they supposed to look like the miserable you know those models to they have a look happy they smiling like I got a dick. But I couldn't play those clips because of that stupid background drumbeat music house music the shit I've written a paragraph about my book.

47:26The celebrity couples child was born in 2008 with the name Samuel. Why didn't he change it to Samantha but later identified as Kai. Well, let me tell you something you're not okay. No, no, no. Right right right. Kelt Kai Schreiber before signing with IMG as a model I hate I was there for a couple years. God, they tough on me. Every greasy Italian commercial. I'm also the first trans girl to win this award the stupid tranny said. She's the first that's tremendous. This is what I. That's every guy that brought home to think that it was a broad and sharp big cock. Did you get. Oh, cheap as hell. That's real. That's real. Real.

48:29Pukin. I know like my sister is my wife. They'll stick to my mother. You just stick a friend down the throat because you feel better after you puke. I'd rather die than puke. When I puke I break blood vessels every time in my eyes. I used to do a bit about it. My hands are on the side of the toilet. I'm doing a headstand and breaking blood. I'm looking with violence. It's violent. I don't like it. I'd rather stay sick on the couch for a couple days. Anyways, check. Check. Beautiful people. What did you say? Look fierce. That's how you describe that. You look just like a linebacker. Look at the little shoulders and shit though. I've got the frame. They showed him a tight skirt walk and this must have the dick taped down. There's nothing there. I was very disappointed. I wanted to see some cock.

49:30Shriba said he was beyond excited about being accepted into the modeling industry. I'm also the first trans girl to win this award. You're not a girl. But boy, I'll tell you. I'd give you a, again, if I was there and I had a couple drinks of me, I'd go, hey, who's that? And that should go. He then said it wouldn't have been possible for him to be a model. If it weren't for all my sisters who paved the way for me in the industry, not literally sisters, you know. All the other freaks. Leab Shriba, who's a great actor, has expressed support for his son identifying as a girl. Oh, the ignorant. That's ignorant. I don't know what it's like for you to be a trans dad. He said when asked about giving advice to other parents of transgender identifying as children. I don't know how you were brought up. I don't know what religion you encountered or what your spirituality is. And for me to tell you what I think about my kid feels like an overstep. Don't overthink it. He went on to say that's a nice way of saying I'm disgusted.

50:31He went on to say that raising teens is difficult whether they have a cock or a pussy. Sometimes both. I'm out of my mind. I'm drinking a handle a day. He's a big fruit cup. I don't like him. Teen is difficult whether or not but but but the couple have another male child named Alexander Sasha. Is that a girl's name Sasha? It's right. It's right. Alex and so can Alexander. It's kind of popular in Russia. Shriba, Alexander Sasha. And that boy, yeah, he's an environmentalist activist. You know what? I'd rather hang out with a trans kid than this fucking asshole. How about that? How about that? Those people are crazy. They're terrorists. They'll burn shit down and say you did it. They go out when people are fishing commercial fishermen and blow up their boats and shit, try to light it up. I'm not making the shit up. Google it. What a fucking Hollywood.

51:31You raise anything. If you raise a goddamn pet squirrel, the thing would be by. I've had enough for today and I think you have to. I can't wait to put my teeth in and go down time and have a pop. Anyways, that's it. Boy, Senator, I went tomorrow's Thursday already. Are you getting creeped out? It's also the first of October. I know, Dallas. He loves to pile on. What was the thing you said that I was laughing at? Was this sports thing? Remember? Something about a picture coming up, some young kid is up and you said something like, yeah, but it'll probably be back in triple. Man, what did I say? I can't remember. Oh my god, it was so Dallas. It's like he comes in. I see a cloud. They used to say this about me at the comedy cell. There's a rain cloud following me in the. That's what it was. It's like a great outing on. It's just come out of the miners. It had an awesome outing.

52:31I said, yeah, watch them. You know, fucking suck for the next thing. I'm going to go back to the miners. That's what he said. That was the Hall of Fame one. Even I, and I'm as negative as anybody, that made me fucking belly. All right, that's it. Cameo.com, if you want me to roast a friend or a relative, apparently nobody does. I don't fucking blame you. I'm tired of life. But it is funny. If you let me say some shit about somebody you like or dislike, they might even be a fan. And they love to get it as a gift. I'll lower the price. Matter of fact, you can pay me. That's it, you guys think it. I'll say it as I have been for 111 years. And we'll see you back here at the same time tomorrow. Have a good rest of the day. And I mean that. Hi. Good night, everybody.

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