State Mandated Girlfriend Isn’t a Joke Anymore

0:00I'm not going to get it. Oh, but yes, only when you get it. My mother told me to pick you. Maybe we should dance with each other. My mother told me to pick you. It's a trait that men have always had, and a young Barbara Eden years before she reached Stardom in Idream of Jeanne demonstrated. And throughout, recorded history, humans have created sustainable civilizations by controlling urges and channeling them into the foundational building block of society. That being the family. But it only took 100 years of universal enfranchisement to see the complete breakdown in social and gender relations and, more importantly, birth rates, which has set our culture on

1:03a collision course with the dustbin of history. And what does all of this have to do with a meme? Have a new shop, new designs, have a look. Link is in the description. It helps the channel on sure you'll find something you'll like, thanks in advance, and let's get going. Along other things, incoming reality has a way of wearing a meme as a disguise. Until the disguise is no longer funny. That is where we are with the state-mandated girlfriend. For 10 years, it lived as bait. There was a clerk, a low-jack, and a government-issued woman handed over like a license plate. Then the meme jumped the fence this month, the replies piled up, and the tourist legacy press arrived with a laminated card titled, What is a State-mandated Girlfriend? Now what is this all about? Well it has to do with a meme that was created on Forchan, and they say it was as early as

2:062016, and it goes like this. A woman is assigned to a lonely man to treat his isolation like a medical condition. Now obviously this is satire. But now as the meme has gone viral, suddenly the same concept is being explained, slowly, and with moral alarm. To people who have never heard the word involuntary celibate or in cell used as anything but a slur. Of course Jordan Peterson gets his cameo given his stamp of approval on Enforced Monogamy. But why do they circle back to Peterson? Well, perhaps given his cult of personality, the legacy media believes that his infamy in leftist circles reinforces their misogynistic messaging. Hey, new Nazi troll rats? Anonymously trumpeting your anti-semitism doesn't rescue you from your mother's basement, or from the demon of resentment, or make you more attractive to the women who take one

3:11look at you and shudder and rightly so. You're despicable, bottom-run cowards. You cheeto dust covered sweat stained white t-shirt hide behind your mommy's skirts scum. Disgust is bloody wasted on you. Either way, and obviously the government isn't going to assign every 25 year old guy a girlfriend, but the fact that people are even joking about it tells you something. Because underneath the joke is the very real question, what happens when a society starts having a serious problem with people forming relationships and families? Do you accept that millions of people are just going to sit alone in their apartments scrolling through profiles while birth rates continue cratering? And what is the solution that young men are given? They're told to improve themselves, get stable, become a catch for young women, but then

4:14the economy hands all the new work over to everyone but him, and you have 30 million single men in their prime years, with marriage collapsing, housing out of reach, and only fans drenched gender role economy, and more importantly, the explosion in hulflation. In normal societies, in our own society, in the before time, the primary job of a government was to keep a society from coming apart. Pairing, for its part, is not a boutique lifestyle question, it's how a people reproduces itself instead of outsourcing their baby making and importing their replacement and calling the result diversity. When the dating market becomes a demolition, Derby, and then when apps are built to harvest attention rather than form households, when feminist, demagoguery, and shameless hulflation are pumped through every screen, men do what they always do when the deal is rotten.

5:15They opt out. They disappear into porn, video games, and irony. And if you really want to think about this, nationalizing Tinder and forcing the algorithm toward actual matching would at least be closer to the state's real job, rather than giving another seminar on toxic masculinity. And if we're being honest, probably the most important, and the longest overdue, is to legalize what elites already buy under prettier names, so ordinary men are not trapped begging in a market designed to humiliate them. I mean, you could even go further with this, with things like government sponsored singles nights, cheaper places to meet that aren't on a phone. And while all of this might sound vexing, well it does until you recognize the alternative, which is millions of young men with no children and no reason to keep the lights on when the next war next tax hike arrives. And these checked out men, well they just say no to it all, because they have no stake

6:20in society. The governing and media class has for decades told young men that their nations are irredeemable, but at the same time they still expect those men to work to pay taxes and when needed to fight, while the prosperity they used to flow back to ordinary households is now redirected upward. Before nationalism, the surf did not much care which lord collected the tax. After nationalism he did, because his fortunes were tied to the prestige of the one thing he belonged to, his people. And now in the post-national countries of the west, there are no tribes, there are no peoples of the west, and they must celebrate and pay for their replacement and to not do so, well that is just an extremist position. Globalism cut the tribal cord of the western man, and the family was the last cord left, and they then cut that too when they made them almost impossible to form.

7:25The Chinese, for their part, would ever, else one thinks of them, at least they looked at their feminized pop idols and said, this is a threat to the survival of our people, and I'm talking about the fresh little meat, and they removed and banned them. The west, looking at the collapse in pairing, collapsing male work, collapsing birth rates, what did they do? They commissioned a style guide for how to talk about the meme without hurting anyone's feelings. A nation that cannot pair its young and formed families is not being transformed, it's being liquidated. The meme was never the solution, it was the alarm, and the most dangerous thing about an alarm is not that the wrong people will hear it, it's that the people in charge will hear it, nod, commission another explainer, and then go right back to managing the decline that they created.