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1:00It's an accident for a reason. That is so stupid. Getting drunk in the morning. Who are you? Kathy Lee Giveth? We may not hook up with women, but we really understand women. Is it Friday yet? That's part of my job here at SOS to tell you what day of the week it is. My favorite day of the week is Friday. What day is today? Friday. You know what that means? I want to be a DJ. You do? Woo! Let's go to work. The boss is Friday. Of course. It's a freaking Friday. It is Friday. Everybody, I've got big plans for the weekend. A fantastic show. Let's get to it. Show time. Yeah, it is the mic show. So darn happy you could join us right here right now on Radio 434, the Radio 434 apps and Radio434.com. We're also on your Alexa. Yeah. How does that work? You just say Alexa play Radio 434. And she will. And unless she's an older model Alexa and then you have to enable the skill.

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3:05And we've got a button on the app that you can access our videos. And not just our show videos. But we also produce a car show that's called Test Drive Interviews. And we've got those. Brand new one just dropped yesterday. We'll have another one dropping today. So Test Drive interviews. How many do we have at this point? I believe we have, I believe we have, this will be episode 96. We'll be dropping today. And then we've got episode 97 in, well wait a minute. Yeah, episode 97 we're recording in this month next week. Episode 98 will be recorded in November. Episode 99 will be recorded at the beginning of December with Santa Claus. And that's usually our annual Christmas edition of Test Drive with Santa Claus. So that means, episode 100 of Test Drive Interviews is in January.

4:07100 episodes. Wow. Okay. Well, okay. So, yeah, I get it because we are on episode 180, I believe, just this year alone of season 26 of the mic show. But that's because we do a daily show. And we produce it, you know, as a morning show and we produce it on the fly. Test Drive Interviews is like, that's a lot of camera angles and B-roll and a lot of editing that we do and all that. So that usually, we really can only, I mean, we could probably produce, you know, maybe two a month or three a month if we had the budget for it. But right now we only have the budget to produce one a month. So, and that's fine. I'm happy with one a month. Well, the business of the week videos, that was also a lot of camera angles and a lot of editing.

5:08And, you know, it took quite a bit of time, but we produced one of those every week. I know. Okay. A little maybe, if I'll tell you what, if Beacon Credit Union or Bank of the James or somebody like that wants to increase their commercial business awareness and wants to send along a representative from their commercial lending department to meet 40-some business owners that we will have a connection with if we record these business of the week segments. Well, then hit me up. Mike at Radio434.com will be happy to bring back business of the week. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, anyway, it's Friday. Why are we doing all this heavy thinking? It's, it's Friday. Well, I mean, it's not heavy thinking. When you, when you really think about it, you know, this gives us the opportunity to maybe put some feelers out there and, and see if we can attract some more customers. That would be nice.

6:13It would be very nice. Um, okay, so what are we doing on today's program? Well, of course, we have your five random facts. So we get smart. We've got, I said, we get smart. We've got your, we got your stupid criminals in. Dot news. So we get dumb. I said we get dumb. No. Yep. But, but because it's Friday, we have, we have a weekly roundup of science news. It's called nerd news. This weekend science, just science. Don't be afraid. Or with all the AI stuff, be very afraid. I don't know. Anyway, we also have Darious joining us from Lynchburg Community Market. Darious is going to be letting us know what's going on at the market this weekend. We have shrimp fest. I'm actually going to be the MC of shrimp fest. It's at the, it's at the Boonsboro Roarton Club.

7:14And if you, I don't know if they're sold out yet. I don't. It's with the Kiwanis. So if you hit up Lynchburg Kiwanis to find out if they still have tickets, you may want to grab some tickets and join us because, number one, it's all you can eat shrimp. Wait, it's all you can eat shrimp. It is the, it is the freshest shrimp. They literally drive down to North Carolina. Like overnight. And then they load up all this fresh shrimp in North Carolina. First thing in the morning. And then they, it's all packed in ice and coolers. And they drive it up to Lynchburg. Same day and boom that afternoon. They, they, they, they have it ready for you. So it's a peel and eat shrimp. It's all you can eat shrimp plus all the sides, the grits and everything. It's a benefit for the Lynchburg Kiwanis.

8:15And they do such great work. So hit them up on their website. And we'll even link that up if you, if you can still buy tickets. So I'm going to be the MC for that. Tomorrow Saturday in the in the later afternoon for Kauanna Shrimp Fest. And that is at the Boomsboro Roarton Club this year. All right. What else? What else? Oh, yeah, we told you, we told you about the, you know, the nerd news. We told you about Darius joining us from Lynchburg Community Market on the Saturday Market. Last night I had, I've still, I've had the windows open. Yeah, I know. I got the new AC unit and literally two days later after I had the brand new AC unit. After I had been sweating, my butt shakes off. Well, I still have some back there. But after I was just sweating profusely for weeks and weeks and weeks waiting for this AC unit to get installed.

9:16Yeah, the weather turned and it was so nice. Just so nice. Yeah. Anyway, so I've had the windows open this whole time. And I haven't, I haven't messed with the, with the AC unit. Haven't kicked on the AC at all. I do, I did find. And I don't know. I was this many years old when I, when I found out, when I figured out. Maybe this is a new feature on these, on these new, on these new fancy thermostats. Because I got a, I got a brand new fancy touch screen thermostat. I've never had that before, by the way. So I've got this brand new fancy when they installed the new AC unit and then put the, put the new AC unit up on the roof that they had to get a crane to lift up there. And then the air handler and everything. I've got this, I've got this touchscreen thermostat that, I'm rich. You're not. Oh, that, that it has, it has, it has a fan mode that just circulates the air.

10:23It doesn't kick on the compressor, it doesn't kick on the heat. It just circulates the air. I don't know, that, I mean, yeah, the fan on, but it's not fan on. It's fan circulates. So it doesn't stay on the whole time. It, it, it just, it comes on, it moves the air around, it shuts off. And then it comes on again, moves the air around, it shuts off. But having the windows open was, it has been really, really, really nice. And last night, I don't know, I don't know where the, if, if, if it was down at water dog, they've got the fire pits going. And I was smelling that. Or if there was somebody down, you know, camping at the river. And I was smelling that. But it, I had, I had the, the, the whole fire pit smell was coming into the house. And it was, I just absolutely loved it. It, you know, fall, it's one of those fall smells that you, that you always remember.

11:24And, and, and combine that with, if you're, if you're driving up, Bedford Ave or Holland, is a Holland's mill, you're driving up there. And, and the, and, and the bakery is cranking out stuff. You, I've smelled the bakery all the way down a church street. I, it's such a great smell. Well, we're going to talk about good smelling cities and bad smelling cities. All right. And, and, and, okay. So when you talk about the smell of cities, typically you're thinking of, well, like in New York. Okay. New York. And not every, no, I don't, I don't want to say every part of it. But, okay. If you're in the more touristy areas and time square in the more congested areas, it smells like weed and urine. It just does.

12:25And, and it's just one of those things that you just have to deal with. If you're in an area that has like a harbor or or or something like that. If you're if you're in Baltimore or Boston or something, you know, or if you're, you know, down on the down the beach, you always have that beach smell. No, no, New Jersey has some dicey, dicey places. But, especially, especially around the water or the rivers or the, you know, the, the shore, they've got a couple stinky spots. But, so we're going to talk about the best smelling cities in America. Okay. That's the headline. Best smelling cities in America. We've got the top 10. Now they, they only surveyed 30 cities. Okay. Overall, they surveyed 30 of the biggest cities. So we'll, we'll delve into that. We've got the top 10. But I think, I think we can share, we'll share like a couple others. And then we'll share the ones from the bottom.

13:28Out of the out of the top 30. And of course, we did a top list for this. Top signs, your city smells. Okay. That's that's all on the way. This portion of our broadcast is brought to you in part by CMAs Honda of Lynchburg. Looking for dealership you can trust, CMAs Honda Lynchburg is here for you. Our legacy of quality service speaks for itself. Drive away today in a Honda that's perfect for you. Trusted by the Lynchburg community for years. CMAs Honda of Lynchburg owners just care more. Traveling with your family is not only affordable from Lynchburg Regional Airport. It's convenient too. Our daily departures offer easy connections on American airlines through Charlotte to over 170 non-stop destinations. Lynchburg Regional Airport offers new flights to O'Hare International Airport and Washington Dulles International Airport through United Airlines. So check the great round trip fairs currently being offered to your vacation

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15:32The mic show on Radio 434. Radio 434. Now it's time for another episode of A Few Seconds Inside a Man's Head. Oh, Bill's car always stinks. I can't do this carpool anymore. Bill's a bigger pig than I am. And that was another episode of A Few Seconds Inside a Man's Head. Yeah, it is. It's the mic show. So should we have gone with that one? Because we're going to be talking about the best smelling and worst smelling cities. So I was searching the archives and that was about the closest thing. Well, I mean, I actually didn't actually didn't type in best smelling or worst smelling cities here about how about worst smelling, not selling, smelling cities. Okay, let's see. No items found. Okay, so we didn't we didn't have anything

16:34better than that. But I did have this. I did have this. If you, let's say, hey guys, if you're if your city smells, maybe you might want to try a clone or no, that doesn't work. Maybe you might want to hear this is this is something this is here. Get rid of that. Just get rid of that. It's something something the smells. There are there are many celebrity fragrances out there, but there's only one that truly smells like the celebrity whose name is on the spray can. You may never have his movie star looks or capture his laid back vibe, but now you can have his smell introducing Maconna Spray. The first era saw that captures the unmistakable set of Matthew McConaughey. Thanks to a unique blend of weed, sweat, jerky, grime, hickory, patrulley, and good old-fashioned natural bio. McConaughey will leave that special someone in your life saying,

17:39holy s***, what the f*** is that stench? McConaughey. Were you just carrying an animal carcass? Available wherever fine colognes are sold. When was your last shower? November? Yeah, it's been well. All right, so new data. When people talk about the smell of cities, it's usually not a compliment. We said that. In fact, I've never heard someone gush over how incredible city of smelled. Except for last night and I mentioned this in the show open. I had my windows open and either the fire pits down at water dog or somebody was camping on the river banks and there was this there was this whole fire pit smell that was happening and it was that was nice. And then I was up the street and I literally could smell the bakery that's up on the corner of Bedford Ave and Hollands Mill. Yeah, I mean, so I had this fresh baked bread and fire pit kind of

18:45thing going. So I think I think our city, our town, smells pretty darn good sometimes, most of the time. Anyway, so here, let's get back to the story. New research has ranked the best smelling cities and they're considering factors like local candle stores, okay, bakeries, perfumeries, florists, and what they should be ranking it on overall cleanliness. Other factors included air quality, that's a good one. Garbage disposal satisfaction, like did they clean up after the place, and an abundance of green spaces. So they didn't specifically deduct points for like New York, the overwhelming smell of pee and weed on the sidewalks. So anyway, in the end, here are the top 10. I'm going to do it from the bottom up. That's the way I like to do it.

19:46Number 10, Las Vegas. And these were bigger cities. They only ranked 30. So they ranked the top 30 bigger cities based on these factors. Number 10 was Las Vegas. Number 9, number 9 is Detroit. I've never been there. Baltimore. Number 8, yeah, you got a lot of harbor stuff going on and Denver. Number 7, Portland, Oregon. Number 6, Philadelphia. We got a story, by the way, from Philadelphia about, well, I think we're going to put it in stupid criminals. Yeah, somebody was assaulted in Philadelphia with a cheese steak. Somebody threw a cheese steak at somebody in Philadelphia. Go figure. Seattle. Number 4, best smelling city, San Francisco. Number 3, Washington, DC. Really? Number 2, Boston.

20:56I guess I cleaned up that harbor pretty good. Boston, according to this, is the best smelling city. In the US, Chicago is number 11. New York City. If you can believe it, number 13 on the list. How do they rank it again? Local candle stores, bakeries, perfumeries, florists, cleanliness, air quality, garbage disposal, satisfaction, abundance of green spaces? Did they actually walk around and just sniff? Anyway, overall, they considered these 30 cities. And Jacksonville, Florida, was the worst smelling. I think I mean, you can't even transpel, I wouldn't go that far. Followed by Oklahoma City, San Antonio, El Paso, Texas, and Memphis. I guess the aroma of barbecue wasn't a considering factor because Louisville was the sixth worst smelling, followed by Houston,

21:57Nashville, Phoenix, and Indianapolis. And with that, and I did, I brought up the full ranking and like the, I mean, Baltimore was number 10. The closest to us would be Charlotte at number 20. And here, let me, I'm trying to get this thing to scroll down. Yeah, so that's, that'd be the closest to us. Anyway, get rid of that graphic. So that brings us to our top list with baston. Being listed as the best smelling city in the US in Jacksonville, the worst, Jacksonville locals already knew that since they can relate to so many things on today's list. It's our top list today. Top signs, your city smells. We're just gonna, just gonna dig them off. Okay, here we go. Number one, the key to your, the key, oh, take two. Take three. The key that you take four. Top signs, your city smells. The key that your mayor gives to people is the deodorant. It's to the

23:01deodorant display at CVS. I really bought the first one. Let me do a take five. Let's do a take five. Top signs, your city smells. The key that your mayor gives to people is to the deodorant display at CVS. There we go. I did it. Top signs, your city smells. Your, your high school mascot is the fighting poop emoji. Another fine product from Uranus. Fabriz has a higher street value than cocaine. I said cocaine. Top signs, your city smells. Your airport code is OPU. Yep. Your pine tree air freshener just said, Uncle. Top signs, your city smells. People hold their breath stepping out of the porta-potty. Top signs, your city smells. It doesn't have a foot locker because it is one. Top signs, your city smells. Post Malone, thanks to your city smells just fine. All right, it's the mic show. Friday edition, coming up, we got news. We got not headline news.

24:07That is all on the way. This portion of our broadcast, if you need to get to any of these great smelling cities, you should fly there. You should fly there from Lynchburg. Lynchburg Regional Airport is the sponsor of this segment. Let me tell you, they've got expanded flights. They're flying direct from Lynchburg to Washington, Dallas, International Airport, the number two smelling, best smelling city. They're also flying to Chicago's O'Hare International Airport, the number 11 best smelling city, as well as Charlotte. I got rid of the graphic. Was it number 20? It was number 20, wasn't it? I don't know what you say. I got to bring it up, bring it up again. Yep, Charlotte, number 20, the 20 best smelling city. So you're doing pretty well. If you can fly to three of the top 30 best smelling cities and then get connecting flights

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27:15in germs. Something else that will sicken you while you're there. Nonstop Peter Cetera on the overhead speaker. And someone recently donated a human skull to a goodwill in Michigan. If you find that disturbing never go on Etsy. This is not headline news. No, it is not. It's the mic show and I'm really happy you could join us. On the finally Friday edition we're taking a look at Tower Camposition number. What is that? Number number four at the at the river and the fountain and the whatever. Is it going to be nice outside? Is it? I don't know. It's nice this morning whenever I came up. We can check in with chief meteorologist. No one. Coming up we do have facts. We got five of those. And Darius should be joining us from your Lynchburg community market. That is all on the way. Plus we've got because it's Friday we've got

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30:20You can find ways to donate, volunteer, shop for or attend events for over 180 organizations. For more information please visit our website sharegreaterlinchburg.org. The mic show on radio 434. Radio 434. And now it's time for 5 Rand Rand O'Fax. Yep that time of the day we cram your head full of usable information and you can tell it back wherever you happen to be. We don't know where you go we don't know what you do quite frankly it's really none of our business but if you say any of these five random facts back somebody in the room is bound to say wow I don't know what people say all right here we go let me check this message real quick okay cool um all right here we go number one at one point in history you could once order dynamite through the Sears catalog I kid you not the 1902 edition of the catalog advertised dynamite as a tool for removing

31:32tree stumps claiming it to be excellent the listing adds to those who are not familiar with handling dynamite we will on application mail a booklet giving full information okay uh number two hello kitty hello I was created in Japan but she's British because when hello kitty was created in the 1960s British culture was trendy in Japan hello I remember all the Austin power stuff yeah all right number three the yellow support our troops ribbon is trademarked by the Canadian government it can only be used legally with their permission uh number four babor hamlincon didn't meet his first vice president Hannibal hamlin well it was okay I I have a theory it was probably because of the of the big face mask thing and and he

32:38was behind that glass uh prison oh different Hannibal okay Hannibal hamlin uh he didn't meet him until after they were elected Lincoln picked him because hamlin was from Maine to help him get votes from the northeast right well I mean you know at a conference called could zoomed ye old zoomie uh number five uh the first time the New York Times mentioned add-off Hitler uh was on November 21 1922 this is in the New York Times the article said quote Hitler's anti-semitism was not so violent or genuine as it sounded so yeah and uh there you go let's uh you're uh you idiot yep and that those are your five random facts

33:43this has been today's edition of it is the Mike show it's the what is today today's a finally Friday edition um all right I so I just want to mention I just a message uh uh Darious from Lynchburg Community Market he is uh deep in the throes of getting tomorrow ready for ye so I'm going to tell you about Lynchburg Community Market if you uh if well I mean if you're from here you know the market but maybe you're not from downtown maybe you haven't been there for a while you need to go you need to start off your Saturday and uh or or end your Saturday in downtown Lynchburg at Lynchburg Community Market it is so cool it is some of the the freshest produce that you can find it's local producers uh farmers uh you can buy produce meats they have a coffee roastery they have a bakery on site they've got all kinds of permanent shops and restaurants all

34:48kinds of vendors plants and and now getting into the fall season uh they have uh they have a lot of the fall things gourds and things that are starting to come in uh you I I'm pretty sure you'll still find a lot of corn on the cob and things like that so who is this I don't want to talk to that person um so you you can you can find uh just a great selection uh at Lynchburg Community Market I buy all my fresh produce uh from Lynchburg Community Market and and I'm going to tell you it is so much fresher than what you would find at the supermarket or the big box store and Darious and I have talked about this a million times and it is because when the farmers are picking uh or harvesting uh what they're harvesting they're bringing it sometimes same day to Lynchburg Community Market if you're shopping at a bigger box store national chain or whatever a lot of times that stuff has

35:51been on a truck that's thing that that stuff has been on a truck for days possibly weeks in in some sort of a storage or or a freezer or a cooler system and the longer it sits in there the less nutrient rich it becomes so shop and and and take my word for it but check it out for yourself get your produce and it's very reasonable and you're supporting local farmers uh get your get your produce from Lynchburg Community Market take it home uh get a tomato uh wash it off slice it up put it on a sandwich uh and from Lynchburg Community Market you'll you'll go this is the best tomato I've ever had um and and and that I've said that before uh plus they've got all kinds of stuff going on with the market they've got indoor shops permanent shops they've got all kinds of indoor vendors and crafters uh if you're looking for a one-up-a-kind gift you can find that too at Lynchburg Community Market

36:54and even if now the crafters and the crafter gallery is open on Saturdays but even if uh let's say you're there between Tuesday uh through Friday uh when they have regular hours um and if you're there and you see something in the case that you really really like uh go on up to the window and ask Darius or one of the other staff at Lynchburg Community Market hey could you open that case for me I'd like to buy that and they'll ring you up so you can even shop the local local crafters gallery from Lynchburg Community Market uh right there in all week long uh Tuesday through Saturday they have regular hours until two uh shop the farmers market tomorrow Saturday make it a day in downtown Lynchburg and they're getting ready let me uh let me check Darius' message they're revving up for books and brews uh we are going to be their broadcasting live as well uh from Lynchburg Community Market for books and brews uh that is taking place let me I did not pull up my calendar I'm

37:56gonna do that right now yep that is on uh Sunday uh October 18th uh we'll be broadcasting live uh that starts at 2 p.m um he'll be on vacation he'll find his two front and say okay okay there we go but uh yeah they're ramping up for books and brews but uh tomorrow's uh Saturday Farmers Market uh get down there Lynchburg Community Market physically located on the corner of Maine and Twelfth Street in downtown Lynchburg plenty of free parking main street is open again everything is fine you can find them on the interwebs at Lynchburg Community Market dot com on Facebook and Instagram at Lynchburg Community Market all right uh coming up uh nerd news uh and then we've got sounds and we're gonna get stupid that's all to wrap up the show this portion of our broadcast is brought to you in part by CMAs Honda of Lynchburg looking for dealership you can trust CMAs Honda Blinchburg is here for you our legacy of quality service speaks for itself drive away today in a Honda that's perfect for

39:01you trusted by the Lynchburg Community for years CMAs Honda Blinchburg owners just care more join us down at the Lynchburg Community Market and experience all that one of the nation's oldest farmers markets has to offer grab some lunch from our restaurants and shops or shop them our awesome selection of artisan handmade goods in our crafters gallery swim by on Saturday to check out our farmers market where you can shop from the freshest selection of local grown produce meets and more the Lynchburg Community Market located in downtown Lynchburg on the corner of 12th and Main Street open Tuesday through Saturday from seven to two year round for more information follow us on Facebook and Instagram at Lynchburg Community Market hey it's Chris and this is playing here on radio 434 season three of the noteworthy music challenge get started with the qualifying round open mics running every Monday through September and October at the Academy Center of the Arts Music Hall on Commerce Street downtown doors at six open mic performances seven to nine and it's free for everyone our noteworthy season three winner will receive free studio time and

40:02mentoring at noteworthy music studios in Bedford regular airplay on radio 434 and a concert of your own at music hall the finale is Monday October 26th at Music Hall where we will crown the season three winner it's the noteworthy music challenge season three brought to you by the mic show noteworthy music Academy Center of the Arts Music Hall and radio 434 that's playing here brought to you by three roads brewing on radio 434 the mic show on radio 434 radio 434 all right time once again for nerd news this week in science it's just science don't be afraid or be very very afraid covering the most important news for your brains here's a quick rundown from this week all right scientists are studying what life might be like on Mars and they just found

41:04that sperm ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex I will may have a tougher time navigating in space like conditions they did an experiment they didn't experiment nice beaver wow thank you yeah I just had it stuck anyway that simulated weightlessness and found that the spermis were not as successful traveling through a narrow channel a former pilot named Andy Green was the man who who sperm was known he wasn't a former pilot named Andy Green was the man who set the world land speed record nearly three decades ago when he traveled over 763 miles per hour in a jet car that's faster than the speed of sound it was a jet car yeah now Andy is back but this time he set a new land speed record with a hydrogen powered vehicle he got up to 406 miles per hour

42:06at the Bonneville salt flats in Utah and I said the Bonneville salt flats a new study found that if humans switched to genetically modified milk they can make any transplants maybe I don't know it would dramatically reduce the amount of land needed for dairy production uh it's a process called precision fermentation and it uses it uses yeast to create the same milk proteins found in cow's milk but without having to raise cows in recent study from the imperial college in in London there they are found that replacing conventional milk with lab produced dairy proteins could use up to 96% less land the thing the the thing that I I find more disturbing and I might be completely wrong but the lab produced dairy proteins hmm that doesn't sound as good as you know and I wonder wonder what our dairy farmers would

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45:23owners just care more the mic show on radio 434 radio 434 all right let's open it up it's your audio vault for today start collection of bits and clips and viral audio for your ear holes what's the it's the audio from viral videos so I think you understand all right here we go so an AI company I said an AI company is retiring its old generation humanoid robots by training them to autonomously jump into a furnace oh lord the who appeared that's I mean the AI purchase begun I guess here and now old robots final words before jumping into a furnace wait did anyone remember to clear my browser history

46:25tell my charging doc I loved her if I only have one life to live oh forget it well at least I won't have to answer another customer service ticket about resetting a Wi-Fi router I'm not dying I'm just aggressively upgrading to liquid metal form all right um let's see viral videos here the white socks had a lot of fun this week after advancing to the American League and divisional series okay I can't I can't pronounce his name I hopefully it's hopefully our pronounce a fi lady pro now no there we go oh it's not our pronounce a fi lady all right well there's a there's a YouTube tutorial here

47:28here's moonak and minotaka mooni what where is it is this moonnetaka murakami moonnetaka murakami moonnetaka more a kami moonnetaka moonnetaka more a kami okay that's how you pronounce it moonnetaka murakami okay thank you all right uh so uh here he is doing his best to speak English without his translator here he's drunk he's drunk ah I'm drunk yeah yeah sorry maybe hangover tomorrow hungover yes no no yesterday tomorrow yeah sorry I don't speak for English I need the translator congratulations but thank you so much yeah he knows drunk and hungover um all right a video viral video out of Tennessee shows an entire family of bears piling into one car then seconds later leaving with a bag of food

48:40oh they took a gift of food they you don't can't leave anything in the car a tiktok or jol is going viral for a little experiment he put on he spent eight hours delivering for walmart and made $100 so he then used that money to buy groceries from walmart to see how much he could buy here listen i'm gonna get some spaghetti i'm gonna grab two jars of pasta sauce beans are 92 cents each i'm gonna grab four of these quick oats four dollars and eighteen cents two loaves of bread jelly two dollars and sixty six cents peanut butter one dollar ninety eight cents ten soft taco tortillas three pounds of onions three pounds of apples three dollars and twenty four cents two pounds of cheese two gallons of milk three dollars and 31 cents each five pounds of chicken drumsticks for four dollars and seventy six cents five pounds of beef it's on sale for twenty four dollars and ninety four cents it all came to ninety nine dollars and seventy

49:44two cents he was a big winner there we go all right um random fact and uh and this was on five random facts but i didn't i didn't have the uh sound effect um or the sound that goes along with it uh you could once order dynamite through the sears catalog uh 1902 edition of the catalog advertised dynamite as a tool for removing tree stumps claiming it to be excellent um yeah the listing adds to those who are not familiar with handling dynamite we will on application mail booklet giving full full information so that's uh today's episode name is um we will on application mail booklet giving full information and and maybe maybe i'll maybe i'll add to those who are not familiar with handling dynamite i'm gonna i'm gonna add that part right now

50:56those where's it that's uh two are not with one don't need a mic okay to those who are not familiar with handling dynamite we will on application mail mail booklet giving full information there you go that's uh that's today's podcast episode yeah all right dynamite to uh whiskey bourbon whiskey a semi tractor trailer carrying 90 barrels of bourbon whiskey hit a guide rail and crashed on the west by god virginie turnpegs monday night here's the uh west by god virginie park's way uh authority executive director

51:57shuck smith the semi came through carrying uh 90 barrels of bourbon whiskey actually only hit one of the attenuators or the guardrails between the lanes coming through jar to truck i think there was eight barrels that were damaged uh and leaked all right um okay save this for stupid criminals uh save that for stupid criminals skip that i don't care about that uh we can't play that as it'll get flagged for rights and royalties and we're gonna do good news later um let's do this uh sports the braves beat the fillies last night in Atlanta in the deciding game number three of their wild card series here is the final call two balls and two strikes and then at last break the moving onto the newton series bring on the Dodgers they'd land us moving on all right the final score was six to two we wrap up audio vault with the comedian and today is no exception uh let's do this one uh it's national custodian day before

53:03making it as a stand-up comedian that's exactly what mark normand used to do used to work as a janitor that was a rough gig mop and floors clean and bathrooms i worked at the swanky law office in midtown nobody looking in the eye nobody talked to me i remember one day i was mopping the floor and a businessman slipped and he goes the floor is wet you got to put a sign down i'm like i'm mopping in front of you i am the sign you know the little guy on the sign doing this that's me but in three d oh boy the worst part was that my boss chewed me out after he's like come on mark you're embarrassing me out there i'm like you're embarrassed i went to college let me have this one you know then he'd say stuff to me like hey would you learn how to mop i don't know phantasia all right that is your audio vault for today let's reach over here and lovingly grab the handle but

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58:21have a mic's famous filly at two a.m. while digging a tunnel to my neighbor's basement whoa what do they know no and don't tell them okay mom's the word freshly sliced and freshly grilled subs for anytime anywhere it's a jersey mic's thing a sub above the mic show on radio 434 radio three four time once again for stupid criminals in danville say and and by the way a quick program note i've changed i've changed the name of today's episode it turns out it turns out that that whole diatribe about the dynamite that was way too long of a title so it the system wouldn't accept it so today's episode for the podcast is named and this comes from our nerd news segment sperm troubles in space okay that i'm more comfortable with that anyway a filly cheese steak restaurant in uh pennsylvania is looking for a man who threw

59:29you're right i need my sound effects here we go uh who threw a cheese steak at an employee's face and then ran off it happened at pat's king of steaks on wednesday and the and the workers think the assault could have been done by one of those uh you know uh social media influencers or a want to be social media influencer because the guy was filming before and during the cheese steak hurl uh they called the police but the guy got away the suspect is described as a blackmail approximately six feet tall and weighing 170 pounds he was wearing a blue under armor jacket black shorts and red beats headphones uh here do we have audio on this we've got two things uh one here is um the victim tom uh frank francano and the restaurant owner uh frank oliviera at livieri uh uh frank olivieri uh who's the restaurant owner so this is tom first and then frank

1:00:36the person showed up with the camera and tripod leading him to believe he may be an influencer he ordered a cheese steak with whiz and onions then came back a few minutes later hit me in the face he stood at the window and then he took off running down the street turns around and he says to me well he says it's garbage it was another couple eating outside i pointed at them when i said guys how was your steaks tonight they said our steaks were great why would you throw a cheese steak in someone's face that's assault i'm thinking about offering a 500 no maybe a five thousand dollar cash reward for the arrest of prosecution and jail and jailman of this person for assault and battery on my manager now uh apparently here is the video from the perspective of the man that threw the cheese steak food way you're one of them influencers right yeah you probably broke it in here because i didn't give you a spoon okay interesting all right well come on still don't throw your

1:01:47food at somebody give me a break all right um where are we going do we have another one no we have good are we just going to good news here we are we're going to good news uh there's good news in the world and we like to share it during this particular segment because there is so much stupidity so let's uh let's get rid of that let's change it up to the good news music or just regular music okay um attack get this listen to this a texas man found a bag that had more than 128 thousand dollars in it he found it on top of an ATM what did he do he returned every penny to authorities uh here is chief brook Rowan's and detective Gina Miller to find that kind of money or that amount of money is certainly rare that's very unusual and i reading this correctly somebody found 128 which officer has it so i've never had a case like this before there was no indication of a crime occurring it looked

1:02:47like it was just left there by accident he just thinks it's the right thing to do and doesn't think it goes beyond that i've had cases where good Samaritans have turned in property that they found wallets IDs things like that but in the case of a hundred and twenty eight thousand dollars i've never had somebody turn in that kind of money before all right the uh the money was accidentally left behind i said accidentally left behind by a brinks employee that emptied the ATM the man that found the cash did not want to be identified and that is the good news uh the good news is brought to you in part by the united way of central virginia for over 100 years united way ascension virginia has been a leading advocate for our region you not weigh in visions of future where every individual thrives supported by a compassionate and unified community working together to create lasting positive change united way ascension virginia partners with local nonprofits and last year were forty six thousand individuals were associated by the united way of central virginia programs united way of central virginia make sure your dollar is good and much trusted and thoroughly

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1:05:00and there are plenty of resources on hand there will be plenty of activities going on as well it is taking place tomorrow so we'll link this up you and you may not have you know you you might not have raised any money yet you might not have done anything like that but it's still it's okay just show up just join them for the out of the darkness walk that is is taking place tomorrow here's the schedule they they and they also have a shuttle bus as well but it's nine to 10 registration check in this is they they they get me more information here peaks view park out of the darkness walk nine o'clock registration and check in you can pick up honor beads and t-shirts visit resource tables bring a picture create a memory page for the memory wall paint hope rocks the opening ceremony is at 10 the walk begins at 10 30 closing ceremony at 11 30 and then the

1:06:01walk concludes at noon so we'll link all this information up and you can check it out it is a rain or shine event so come on out and if you need more information go to afsp.org forward slash lynchburg okay all right and we will also be oh and and let me let me find their website it is the afsp walks dot donor drive dot com forward slash lynchburg again we will link all that up and then again tomorrow as well we would be out and about we're going to be at the koanis shrimp fest the lynchburg koana shrimp fest that is taking place at the boonsboro roarton club if tickets are still available just go to the lynchburg koanis website i'll be your mc that takes place later in the afternoon and it's going to be all you can eat shrimp i am i am going to enjoy all right well that is it that is the program we are back

1:07:09mondi have a great weekend everybody go away go away where does he think he's going you got to go you got to go thanks for tuning our way and if you're listening in your car right now thanks for the ride Scotty be me we are getting otter here oh okay well i guess this is goodbye goodbye hello goodbye hello try to say goodbye goodbye it's over is that it it is over bye bye i'm out of here i'll say it see you all mondi see you later buddy so this is it this is the end i hope you and your companion have a good time listening and hey if things went really well do me a favor and name the baby rick ciao well kids that's our show for today and now in the words of mr cold water every time we say goodbye i die a little every time we say goodbye i wonder why a little

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